A Very Flagrant Christmas – Summary
Podcast: Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Episode Date: December 18, 2025
Guests/Co-hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon, Miles, Alex, Lil Pete
Theme: Chaotic, unfiltered holiday banter and camaraderie—the hosts dig into hilarious, edgy debates and play games in the spirit of Christmas.
1. Episode Overview
A Very Flagrant Christmas is an unruly, high-energy holiday hang with the Flagrant crew. The episode blends raunchy roasts, playful in-group drama, Christmas movie hot takes, and outrageous hypotheticals with the crew’s usual boundary-pushing humor. If you like unapologetic comedy, wild hypotheticals, and genuine friendship on display, this is quintessential Flagrant.
2. Key Discussion Points, Insights & Memorable Moments
A. Opening Banter: The Herpes Bit & Ashy Legs
Timestamps: 00:00 – 05:00
- Andrew is ribbed for having a crust on his lip ("You took a bite out of your lip, bro. What is that, son? I can't even defend it." – Andrew, 00:00)
- Crew jokes that any attempt to explain isn't believable—might as well say it’s herpes.
- The conversation devolves into everyone showing off their ashy legs, leading to a funny comparison of calf hair and skin types.
- Alex Media: “You can play tic tac toe on my shit right now.” – 01:57
- They riff on past skin issues and Andrew’s previous mysterious “impetigo.”
B. Setting the Christmas Vibe
Timestamps: 05:00 – 12:00
- Mark pushes to play holiday games; jokes about weird energy and wardrobe (“Hot as fuck with these goddamn fire sweaters.” – Alex Media, 03:41)
- Nerf guns are unleashed as part of the Christmas spirit.
- The group debates who is/ isn’t in the Christmas mood, with Alex claiming the spirit hasn’t “hit” yet.
C. The Ultimate Christmas Movie Debates
Timestamps: 12:00 – 16:00
- Crew hotly debates best and worst Christmas movies:
- Akaash: “That Grinch shit I saw this weekend… was terrible.” – 07:33
- Mark: “That’s probably the best Christmas movie!” – 07:45
- Andrew: “The Tim Allen joints… Santa Claus joints were incredible. What, Home Alone?” – 07:57
- “Elf” gets called overrated.
- “A Christmas Story” is called disappointing when you see it as an adult.
- Alex: “Some little white kid. He looks a little retarded…” – 08:38 (riffing on character in ‘A Christmas Story’)
- Best soundtrack: “Love, Actually” (Andrew’s pick).
- Fun aside: Alex is accused of not liking romance because he’s “autistic.”
D. Viral Video Reactions & Group Chat Antics
Timestamps: 16:00 – 24:30
- They discuss group chat videos including the viral “laughing gas singing kid.”
- Mark: “I’m curious if he knew he had that in him before he got the drugs…”– 15:01
- Jokes about AI and current trends, questioning whether any viral moment is real anymore.
- Comments on workplace group chat, and the line between inside jokes and the absurd.
E. Flagrant Office Romance Skit
Timestamps: 24:30 – 34:00
- Extended bit on Miles and Alex possibly having an office romance.
- Andrew sarcastically “investigates” whether Miles is harassing Alex; Alex explains their relationship is platonic.
- Alex: “His face, he’s completely smooth down there. He’s a ken doll. It’s not…” – 28:47
- Jokes about sexual orientation, platonic friendships, HR, and protecting workplace “safety.”
- Andrew: “I know Miles goes through women… He has tens of women in Brooklyn. He’s reading them books.” – 30:06
F. Absurd and Edgy Moral Hypotheticals
Timestamps: 44:43 – 50:40
- Mark poses: “If you could commit one crime and it would never happen again, what’s the crime?”
- Murder, sexual assault (discussed as “grape”), and tax fraud are all riffed upon.
- The discussion gets wild and Flagrant, oscillating between dark satire and attempts at serious answers.
- Andrew: “Would you do it to protect all women?” – 48:05
- Akash: “Knowing the good I’m doing for humanity, my goodwill would be so hard.” – 49:53
G. Games: Christmas Quiz & Recap of 2025 Pop Culture
Timestamps: 64:00 – 75:30
- Mark hosts a Christmas/Year-in-Review quiz: viral kid origins, Sydney Sweeney’s most-liked Insta, new Pope’s name, which company a viral couple worked for, how many men a certain adult film star slept with in 24 hours, and more.
- The crew’s (deliberately) uninformed answers are as funny as the correct ones.
- Andrew (re: new Pope): “John Johnson.” – 68:47
- Points are handed out for accuracy AND humor.
H. Gen Z Trends vs. Old-School Flagrant
Timestamps: 77:52 – 82:44
- The group is shown viral Gen Z TikTok challenges (“say the color on beat”), and generational divides are mocked.
- Akash: “We did fun, homophobia—fun, hilarious. Racism—fun, hilarious. The essence of this podcast.” – 81:48
- Mark introduces low-light “Atlanta restaurant” meme.
I. New Yorker of the Week: Lil Pete
Timestamps: 85:27 – 89:39
- Lil Pete is called live and crowned “New Yorker of the Week,” regaling the team with tales of fighting his mom’s boyfriend over ice cream and his adventures in the strip club.
- Pete: “It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should've got the 2.99 deal. I was like, get the fuck outta my house!” – 87:24
J. Closing, Scores, Gift Exchange Setup
Timestamps: 89:22 – End
- Akash is declared quiz winner (320 points).
- Teaser for a white elephant gift exchange on Patreon.
3. Notable Quotes (with Speakers and Timestamps)
- Andrew: "You took a bite out of your lip, bro. What is that, son? I can't even defend it." (00:00)
- Alex Media: "You can play tic tac toe on my shit right now." (01:57)
- Akaash: "That Grinch shit I saw this weekend… was terrible." (07:33)
- Andrew: "The Tim Allen joints… Santa Claus joints were incredible. What, Home Alone?" (07:57)
- Mark: "I'm curious if he knew he had that in him before he got the drugs…" (15:01)
- Alex: "His face, he’s completely smooth down there. He's a ken doll. It’s not..." (28:47)
- Andrew: "I know Miles goes through women… He has tens of women in Brooklyn. He’s reading them books." (30:06)
- Akash: "Knowing the good I’m doing for humanity, my goodwill would be so hard." (49:53)
- Akash: "We did fun, homophobia—fun, hilarious. Racism—fun, hilarious. The essence of this podcast." (81:48)
- Lil Pete: "It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should've got the 2.99 deal. I was like, get the fuck outta my house!" (87:24)
4. Timestamps for Key Segments
| Segment | Timestamps | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Opening Bits: Lip/Bite/Herpes/Ashy Legs | 00:00 – 05:00 | | Christmas Games & Sweaters | 05:00 – 12:00 | | Christmas Movie Discussion | 12:00 – 16:00 | | Viral Video/Group Chat Moments | 16:00 – 24:30 | | Flagrant Office Romance Skit | 24:30 – 34:00 | | Moral Hypotheticals & Debates | 44:43 – 50:40 | | Christmas Quiz & 2025 Recap | 64:00 – 75:30 | | Gen Z vs Flagrant Banter | 77:52 – 82:44 | | New Yorker of the Week: Lil Pete | 85:27 – 89:39 | | Closing, Scores, Setup Gift Exchange | 89:22 – End |
5. Tone & Style
- Unfiltered, brash, hilarious: The episode is full of rowdy, rapid-fire jokes, with boundary-pushing, highly self-aware, and deadpan delivery.
- Runs on friendship, in-jokes, and communal roasting: The chemistry and willingness to roast each other is obvious throughout; nobody is safe from the bit.
6. Conclusion
If you want an episode overflowing with chaotic Christmas spirit and no shortage of sharp-tongued, slapstick banter, "A Very Flagrant Christmas" is for you. Whether they’re dunking on each other over dry lips and ashy calves, debating the merits of “Elf,” or riffing through uncomfortable hypotheticals, the Flagrant crew delivers a holiday episode that’s equally relentless and endearing.
For more Christmas mayhem—including the highly-anticipated White Elephant gift exchange—check out the Patreon bonus.
Warning: Not for those seeking wholesome family fare or sensitive to edgy material. This is Flagrant at its Flagrant-est.