A Very Flagrant Christmas

Summary

A Very Flagrant Christmas – Summary

Podcast: Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Episode Date: December 18, 2025
Guests/Co-hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon, Miles, Alex, Lil Pete
Theme: Chaotic, unfiltered holiday banter and camaraderie—the hosts dig into hilarious, edgy debates and play games in the spirit of Christmas.

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1. Episode Overview

A Very Flagrant Christmas is an unruly, high-energy holiday hang with the Flagrant crew. The episode blends raunchy roasts, playful in-group drama, Christmas movie hot takes, and outrageous hypotheticals with the crew’s usual boundary-pushing humor. If you like unapologetic comedy, wild hypotheticals, and genuine friendship on display, this is quintessential Flagrant.

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2. Key Discussion Points, Insights & Memorable Moments

A. Opening Banter: The Herpes Bit & Ashy Legs

Timestamps: 00:00 – 05:00

• Andrew is ribbed for having a crust on his lip ("You took a bite out of your lip, bro. What is that, son? I can't even defend it." – Andrew, 00:00)
• Crew jokes that any attempt to explain isn't believable—might as well say it’s herpes.
• The conversation devolves into everyone showing off their ashy legs, leading to a funny comparison of calf hair and skin types.
  • Alex Media: “You can play tic tac toe on my shit right now.” – 01:57
• They riff on past skin issues and Andrew’s previous mysterious “impetigo.”

B. Setting the Christmas Vibe

Timestamps: 05:00 – 12:00

• Mark pushes to play holiday games; jokes about weird energy and wardrobe (“Hot as fuck with these goddamn fire sweaters.” – Alex Media, 03:41)
• Nerf guns are unleashed as part of the Christmas spirit.
• The group debates who is/ isn’t in the Christmas mood, with Alex claiming the spirit hasn’t “hit” yet.

C. The Ultimate Christmas Movie Debates

Timestamps: 12:00 – 16:00

• Crew hotly debates best and worst Christmas movies:
  • Akaash: “That Grinch shit I saw this weekend… was terrible.” – 07:33
  • Mark: “That’s probably the best Christmas movie!” – 07:45
  • Andrew: “The Tim Allen joints… Santa Claus joints were incredible. What, Home Alone?” – 07:57
• “Elf” gets called overrated.
• “A Christmas Story” is called disappointing when you see it as an adult.
• Alex: “Some little white kid. He looks a little retarded…” – 08:38 (riffing on character in ‘A Christmas Story’)
• Best soundtrack: “Love, Actually” (Andrew’s pick).
• Fun aside: Alex is accused of not liking romance because he’s “autistic.”

D. Viral Video Reactions & Group Chat Antics

Timestamps: 16:00 – 24:30

• They discuss group chat videos including the viral “laughing gas singing kid.”
  • Mark: “I’m curious if he knew he had that in him before he got the drugs…”– 15:01
• Jokes about AI and current trends, questioning whether any viral moment is real anymore.
• Comments on workplace group chat, and the line between inside jokes and the absurd.

E. Flagrant Office Romance Skit

Timestamps: 24:30 – 34:00

• Extended bit on Miles and Alex possibly having an office romance.
  • Andrew sarcastically “investigates” whether Miles is harassing Alex; Alex explains their relationship is platonic.
  • Alex: “His face, he’s completely smooth down there. He’s a ken doll. It’s not…” – 28:47
• Jokes about sexual orientation, platonic friendships, HR, and protecting workplace “safety.”
  • Andrew: “I know Miles goes through women… He has tens of women in Brooklyn. He’s reading them books.” – 30:06

F. Absurd and Edgy Moral Hypotheticals

Timestamps: 44:43 – 50:40

• Mark poses: “If you could commit one crime and it would never happen again, what’s the crime?”
  • Murder, sexual assault (discussed as “grape”), and tax fraud are all riffed upon.
  • The discussion gets wild and Flagrant, oscillating between dark satire and attempts at serious answers.
  • Andrew: “Would you do it to protect all women?” – 48:05
  • Akash: “Knowing the good I’m doing for humanity, my goodwill would be so hard.” – 49:53

G. Games: Christmas Quiz & Recap of 2025 Pop Culture

Timestamps: 64:00 – 75:30

• Mark hosts a Christmas/Year-in-Review quiz: viral kid origins, Sydney Sweeney’s most-liked Insta, new Pope’s name, which company a viral couple worked for, how many men a certain adult film star slept with in 24 hours, and more.
• The crew’s (deliberately) uninformed answers are as funny as the correct ones.
  • Andrew (re: new Pope): “John Johnson.” – 68:47
• Points are handed out for accuracy AND humor.

H. Gen Z Trends vs. Old-School Flagrant

Timestamps: 77:52 – 82:44

• The group is shown viral Gen Z TikTok challenges (“say the color on beat”), and generational divides are mocked.
  • Akash: “We did fun, homophobia—fun, hilarious. Racism—fun, hilarious. The essence of this podcast.” – 81:48
• Mark introduces low-light “Atlanta restaurant” meme.

I. New Yorker of the Week: Lil Pete

Timestamps: 85:27 – 89:39

• Lil Pete is called live and crowned “New Yorker of the Week,” regaling the team with tales of fighting his mom’s boyfriend over ice cream and his adventures in the strip club.
  • Pete: “It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should've got the 2.99 deal. I was like, get the fuck outta my house!” – 87:24

J. Closing, Scores, Gift Exchange Setup

Timestamps: 89:22 – End

• Akash is declared quiz winner (320 points).
• Teaser for a white elephant gift exchange on Patreon.

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3. Notable Quotes (with Speakers and Timestamps)

• Andrew: "You took a bite out of your lip, bro. What is that, son? I can't even defend it." (00:00)
• Alex Media: "You can play tic tac toe on my shit right now." (01:57)
• Akaash: "That Grinch shit I saw this weekend… was terrible." (07:33)
• Andrew: "The Tim Allen joints… Santa Claus joints were incredible. What, Home Alone?" (07:57)
• Mark: "I'm curious if he knew he had that in him before he got the drugs…" (15:01)
• Alex: "His face, he’s completely smooth down there. He's a ken doll. It’s not..." (28:47)
• Andrew: "I know Miles goes through women… He has tens of women in Brooklyn. He’s reading them books." (30:06)
• Akash: "Knowing the good I’m doing for humanity, my goodwill would be so hard." (49:53)
• Akash: "We did fun, homophobia—fun, hilarious. Racism—fun, hilarious. The essence of this podcast." (81:48)
• Lil Pete: "It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should've got the 2.99 deal. I was like, get the fuck outta my house!" (87:24)

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4. Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamps | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Opening Bits: Lip/Bite/Herpes/Ashy Legs | 00:00 – 05:00 | | Christmas Games & Sweaters | 05:00 – 12:00 | | Christmas Movie Discussion | 12:00 – 16:00 | | Viral Video/Group Chat Moments | 16:00 – 24:30 | | Flagrant Office Romance Skit | 24:30 – 34:00 | | Moral Hypotheticals & Debates | 44:43 – 50:40 | | Christmas Quiz & 2025 Recap | 64:00 – 75:30 | | Gen Z vs Flagrant Banter | 77:52 – 82:44 | | New Yorker of the Week: Lil Pete | 85:27 – 89:39 | | Closing, Scores, Setup Gift Exchange | 89:22 – End |

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5. Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, brash, hilarious: The episode is full of rowdy, rapid-fire jokes, with boundary-pushing, highly self-aware, and deadpan delivery.
• Runs on friendship, in-jokes, and communal roasting: The chemistry and willingness to roast each other is obvious throughout; nobody is safe from the bit.

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6. Conclusion

If you want an episode overflowing with chaotic Christmas spirit and no shortage of sharp-tongued, slapstick banter, "A Very Flagrant Christmas" is for you. Whether they’re dunking on each other over dry lips and ashy calves, debating the merits of “Elf,” or riffing through uncomfortable hypotheticals, the Flagrant crew delivers a holiday episode that’s equally relentless and endearing.

For more Christmas mayhem—including the highly-anticipated White Elephant gift exchange—check out the Patreon bonus.

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Warning: Not for those seeking wholesome family fare or sensitive to edgy material. This is Flagrant at its Flagrant-est.

Transcript

[Andrew Schultz]

You took a bite out of your lip, bro. What is that, son? I can't even defend it. It's like, I might as well just be like, I got herpes. Because the way if I describe it, you're not gonna believe me. So. Okay, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Tell your lie.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I know.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good way to position.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's a great way to position it. Exactly. It's like a great way to position it.

[Alex Media]

Nothing I can say.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nothing I can say. I got it. I got it. You know, how do I even get out of this? I thought it was gonna heal. I was putting fucking ointments on that shit for the last two days. Like, yo, please God, let this shit be healed by flagrant.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, nothing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Your girl's giving you a shit. She's like, put this on, it'll fix it.

[Andrew Schultz]

On stage last night, looking at the whole front row like, please, Lord, don't let him spit on me with that herpes on his lip. Yeah. So anyway, so, yeah, that's what it is.

[Mark Gagnon]

His story was that he peeled off like a little piece of skin and.

[Andrew Schultz]

Then my lips were dry and cracked and I had peeled a little piece of skin off. What?

[Alex Media]

You asked about the herp earlier.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, yesterday. It was way worse. It looked crazy yesterday.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's projecting, bro. Cuz he's ashy.

[Alex]

I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cause he's an ashy little yw. I am ashy, dude. Look at. Look at that. He's an ashy little yw. Look at how ashy I am.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, he's trying to show off his calf. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't look.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look at that.

[Akash Singh]

You can't tell.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got Asian calves.

[Alex]

Asian.

[Akash Singh]

That's a compliment.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that is.

[Lil Pete]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Your cats are.

[Alex Media]

The rest of you is frail, but the calves is.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't even need to say the other part. You mustered up the courage to compliment me. Let's just sit in that. You can't. I thought you meant.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, but I'm tough up top and my bottom is frozen.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you said Asian cats, I thought you meant that I had like sparsely growing hair on them.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, also that also Asians got like.

[Andrew Schultz]

About seven hairs top, so. Yeah, count them.

[Akash Singh]

So, yeah, and they disperse God game.

[Andrew Schultz]

They could show off just like bald spot right now. Any other observations you like to make about.

[Alex Media]

Say you got your ca out.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was trying to show you ashiness. I didn't need to be criticized for other things as well.

[Akash Singh]

I feel like Alex shaves his legs, to be honest.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you?

[Alex Media]

I'm just not hairy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Let me See?

[Alex Media]

Oh, I'm ashy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ash. That shit is like crocodile.

[Akash Singh]

You're not ashy. Oh, no, you are.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look like a Louis bag.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy.

[Alex Media]

You can play tic tac toe on my shit right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Louie Bag Alice on Canal street right now, I swear to God. You bought for 50 bucks. Oh, that's so funny.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark.

[Andrew Schultz]

More. More on him. More on him. Too close. Too close. More on him.

[Alex Media]

N. We got to switch.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shut the up. You want to give me the hurt. Why don't you shut the. You going give me the hurt. But I don't want this had to hurt, bro. Be honest, dude. You definitely have herpes.

[Alex Media]

I've never had a blister in my life, all right? I've never had a blister.

[Akash Singh]

You never had a blister? Any.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Alex Media]

Like the herpe blister.

[Andrew Schultz]

You want to do this? You want to do this?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, blurp.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you want to do this? You're going to end up blurping.

[Alex Media]

Okay, let's go, cuz.

[Andrew Schultz]

I. Do you really want to do this?

[Alex Media]

I really want to do it. Let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ohio.

[Akash Singh]

Tour, Funny Bone, Columbus.

[Alex Media]

I have no idea.

[Andrew Schultz]

God, like, I'm trying.

[Alex Media]

I'm trying to put it together.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm like, you don't remember your whole shit. You wouldn't even come to the show.

[Alex]

Shut up.

[Andrew Schultz]

You have Mark set out the cameras. Shut up. Yo, can I just tell the story?

[Akash Singh]

Okay, okay.

[Alex Media]

All right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thank you. You have Mark set up the cameras. You have Mark set up the cameras because you're like, I can't let people see me like this. I have a reputation uphold, okay? And you. You full blown. And it wasn't even on your lip.

[Mark Gagnon]

It was like.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was this one here. It was like in the corner. It looked like you were, like, stretching your mouth really wide for something and. And your lip had cracked, and you had to take a weekend off of shows.

[Alex Media]

Pity last from shifty. That's.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what you get right now. I with it.

[Alex Media]

You. You a trooper, man. He's a real one.

[Andrew Schultz]

You keep him around. Shut up. Shut up.

[Akash Singh]

Al.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm starting the clock. All right, we got one hour, 15. Everyone's got a blur.

[Alex Media]

Hot as fuck with these goddamn fire sweaters.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fire sweater?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, they're not ugly.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're fire.

[Alex Media]

Can we get some AC Though, please?

[Andrew Schultz]

Technically, yeah, we could do a little ac.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

You want to get into Christmas vibes? You got a story to tell, Schultze?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I got no stories.

[Akash Singh]

We would love to hear. You got one story.

[Andrew Schultz]

We dying to hear what happened. Oh, blister. Oh, I. I told you that that's where.

[Akash Singh]

That's okay. That's the story.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you mean?

[Alex Media]

That's the story?

[Mark Gagnon]

You go with.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's fine. Yeah, I got it. I'm like, okay, you just. I don't like this. I don't like this energy from you. I don't like this. Like, we did three of his own podcasts and now you have, like, a fucking bully energy. Y' all been bullying me since I sat down, bro.

[Alex Media]

I almost didn't get the down out.

[Andrew Schultz]

I almost didn't get the down. I almost didn't get the down out.

[Alex Media]

I'm telling you, I don't know what's going on.

[Akash Singh]

The only reason I'm a little suspicious is because you've had this before. What'd you call it before? Impedigo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that was a different one. Yo, you had multiple flares. Put the AC on and it happens in the winter. It could. Diego.

[Akash Singh]

It was early flaking.

[Andrew Schultz]

Remember that? Let me take. I'm gonna have to use my blurb. I'm gonna have to use my blurb already. Yeah, I had that shit way back in the day. Damn, that was terrifying. I completely forgot.

[Akash Singh]

That's the only reason I'm suspicious of this. It could be a flare up.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's like a virus. You get that from like a.

[Akash Singh]

So is herpes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, man.

[Alex Media]

I think it's in a name.

[Akash Singh]

It's like Herpes Simplex one, I think.

[Andrew Schultz]

Where is it in the name?

[Alex Media]

I thought it was Herpes Simplex virus, I thought.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, can we play some Christmas games?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Guys, this is the greatest season of all time. Okay. If anyone doesn't know, we're joined here by my friend, Andrew Schultz, my buddy Akash Singh, Alex Media. Joey White media.

[Akash Singh]

Call him a friend.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also my friend. And we got Shivdy. And we got me. All right. And in the spirit of the season, I figured we'd play some holiday games.

[Akash Singh]

Let's fucking do it, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

What do you say?

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you say, Al?

[Alex Media]

This is a weird energy. I like it, though.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why is it weird?

[Andrew Schultz]

Just go with it.

[Alex Media]

Go with it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why is it weird?

[Akash Singh]

Why are you being so critical, dude?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, no, it's different.

[Andrew Schultz]

Insecurity is different.

[Akash Singh]

His posture is up. What is that?

[Alex Media]

So y' all not gonna notice that he's just being different.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, we notice you're being different. You're being weird.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I got my butt touched in La.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, dickheads, the actor's going away. Look at the seating arrangement.

[Akash Singh]

It's different.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we're trying to have some fun.

[Akash Singh]

Can you let this guy try to let us have some fun?

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's have fun. There we go. There we go.

[Akash Singh]

Politics.

[Mark Gagnon]

Al's not in the Christmas spirit.

[Alex Media]

Oh, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think Al's Christmas spirit didn't hit me yet.

[Alex Media]

It didn't hit me yet.

[Andrew Schultz]

Holly or jolly?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, yeah, it didn't hit me yet. But come on.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also, you gotta act right, Because I want you to know I have shooters in the room right now.

[Akash Singh]

Bang.

[Mark Gagnon]

Shifty.

[Alex Media]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, okay. All right, all right, all right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Don't around.

[Alex Media]

All right, we brought these back.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, we got Shifty with the Nerf guns, okay?

[Andrew Schultz]

From the.

[Mark Gagnon]

From the rafters.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right?

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Also we got min.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got the whole Gloc Gla.

[Alex Media]

Boom. Come on. Come on, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got the whole Gloclaboom. All right? So you better duck, bitch. Okay? So just watch out.

[Andrew Schultz]

You just better watch out. Did we have the. What was that mouse like? Glagglobum. Shout out, big ant.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. If anyone doesn't know, Miles is on the ones and twos. He's playing all the pretty buttons. Right, Miles? No, you're supposed to play sound effects.

[Miles]

I wanted to shoot someone.

[Mark Gagnon]

God damn it, Miles.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, what are we doing? What do you have for us? This is a beautiful Christmas special brought to you by flagrant.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you have for us, Mark?

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, we can start with just some Christmas questions. Okay. We just get into the vibe of the spirit.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's hot in here, yo.

[Alex Media]

That's okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

These sweaters, are these. Yeah, we're cooking right now. I'm not gonna lie. Okay, tell us.

[Mark Gagnon]

Honest question.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Worst Christmas movie of all time.

[Andrew Schultz]

Go. The worst.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. What's the worst?

[Akash Singh]

That Grinch shit I saw this weekend.

[Miles]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

Terrible take. Awful tape.

[Akash Singh]

I couldn't do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Awful.

[Akash Singh]

Maybe I'm too old. I saw it as a 41 year old man. Was terrible. You've seen Jim Carrey's movies and I love Jim Carrey. I mean no disrespect. I know he put in a lot, but I just couldn'.

[Andrew Schultz]

Couldn't.

[Akash Singh]

I couldn't do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a bad take. I would say that's probably the best Christmas movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

The cringe.

[Akash Singh]

That's crazy. That's a live action. That's the stupidest thing you've ever said in your life.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, nah, nah. The Tim Allen joints.

[Akash Singh]

Santa Claus Is the best.

[Mark Gagnon]

Never seen it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Santa Claus joints were, I think, incredible. What do we talk? Home Alone.

[Akash Singh]

What are we talking about? Back to back, Like Drake Bang bang.

[Alex Media]

Elf like is way better.

[Akash Singh]

Elf is phenomenal. I put Home Alone.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think Elf a little overrated, bro. It's just overplayed, I think. But also was so gassed by the time I saw it. I was waiting for it to be the greatest movie I've ever seen.

[Alex Media]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

So, like. Because everybody was like, this. This is amazing. But I thought it was kind of.

[Akash Singh]

You've explained this to me. That's my entire personality.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Akash Singh]

If I'm bad, high expectations, I'm gonna hate it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Akash Singh]

Okay. But yeah, it's. It's a good movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, where's this A hard way to phrase it.

[Alex Media]

I tried to watch this Christmas, but it's just too old.

[Akash Singh]

And which one is that one?

[Alex Media]

I don't know, some little white kid. He looks a little retarded.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wait, what the.

[Alex Media]

Is this Christmas, I believe.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is this a new movie?

[Alex Media]

No, it's old.

[Akash Singh]

This Christmas Story.

[Alex Media]

Oh, that one.

[Andrew Schultz]

You. Yeah, there we go. This Christmas.

[Miles]

This Christmas is from.

[Mark Gagnon]

This kid?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that one. That's a great one.

[Akash Singh]

It's not. I watched the whole thing on a plane a couple years ago, cuz I was like, yo, Christmas time. Whatever.

[Andrew Schultz]

It don't hit.

[Akash Singh]

Don't hit when you watch it all the way through as a grown up.

[Miles]

That kid's the main elf in Elf.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

He also produces his podcast, actually. That kid?

[Akash Singh]

Nah.

[Mark Gagnon]

But if you saw it, play him.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was good. That was good. None of us see Miles as a producer, so we didn't get it immediately, but that was good. Yeah, I didn't get it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Play it, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

Which one do you want?

[Mark Gagnon]

The bomb, motherfucker. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Him bomb twice. Him let Mark bomb twice. Oh. Oh. This is. This is high level Christmas production. We got the clock.

[Mark Gagnon]

Clock. Boom.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's also a good bomb. Yeah, that's a nice bomb.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, now Christmas Story slaps. If you see it as a kid, it's unbelievable.

[Andrew Schultz]

How do you do worse?

[Alex Media]

I didn't see it as a kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

We gotta do Most Overrated or something because the worst Christmas movie is hard.

[Akash Singh]

Grinch is most overrated to me.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's fair.

[Akash Singh]

You can say A Christmas Story. That's a good take.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

The other best is Nightmare Before Christmas. Sucks.

[Akash Singh]

I remember that guy. Creeped me out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, Tim Robbins?

[Mark Gagnon]

Jack Skellington.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tim Robinson.

[Alex Media]

Freddie Cruz.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tim Robinson. What's the guy's name who makes all them cartoon movies. Timmy Burton. Tim Burton. Burton this motherfucker. That guy. That's the guy. That's the Nightmare Before Christmas. And he's married to the Harry Potter witch.

[Akash Singh]

Bellatrix.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bellatrix Lestrange.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, she's in it.

[Andrew Schultz]

She's in it. 100. Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, that's. I think all time best Christmas.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, Best soundtrack for sure. Love, actually. Unbelievable. You watch the second that's on. You're watching it. These movies you've never watched. Love, actually. It's great.

[Akash Singh]

Phenomenal movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like you just don't know.

[Akash Singh]

The names of the holiday. Is a great movie. It's a little. It's corny, but it's great.

[Andrew Schultz]

Love action.

[Akash Singh]

What's her name? She's a beast. Kate Winslet. She's amazing, this one.

[Andrew Schultz]

You've seen it before. Hugh Grant, the kids. Phenomenal.

[Akash Singh]

You would like it.

[Alex Media]

I'll check it out.

[Akash Singh]

You like romantic movies, right?

[Alex Media]

Not really.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, is it because you're autistic?

[Alex Media]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

It doesn't help.

[Alex Media]

It's fake love.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you Fake love?

[Alex Media]

Yeah. There's no arguing the movies. Be too nice.

[Akash Singh]

It's a fucking movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Be too nice.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you criticizing the movie?

[Alex Media]

No, I'm assuming just by mis arguing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, it is.

[Alex Media]

Okay, so then I might like it. I was judging a book by the.

[Andrew Schultz]

COVID that looks like a bunch of cookie cracks. What you going through? Don't try to n word your way out of this, okay? Don't you dare try that with us.

[Akash Singh]

No, you want to call him a black idiot? It's so cathartic.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't. I gotta let you do it. Now tell us what you're going through. What's happening emotionally for you. You have a rough flight or something? I feel like you bring in some.

[Akash Singh]

Maybe you're a little cranky. Chance you flew overnight.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Scrooge McDuck. Little tight energy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Scrooge McDuckle.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tickle. Do you need a little tickle, tickle tell. Wait, I can turn that. I can turn it off.

[Alex Media]

I can turn it off.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you can turn it off. Couldn't turn that one off, could you? Couldn't turn that one.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you want to tickle? What if I tickle your pants?

[Alex Media]

I can turn it off.

[Akash Singh]

Now this goes hammer.

[Alex Media]

I seen it too many times. I seen it too many times. Everybody says it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was from the group chat. Tanya dropped that in. Just first thing in the morning. No context.

[Andrew Schultz]

Absolute heater.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I mean, Arkosh. What do you think? Is this racist?

[Akash Singh]

You know what Jewish People got enough hate coming at em, they can send some shit to me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's fine.

[Andrew Schultz]

There you go, there you go.

[Mark Gagnon]

I would argue that this one's better though.

[Alex Media]

Is that real, though? That's AI right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Can you turn it up, Archer?

[Alex]

Just hear those now accent. This is the group.

[Andrew Schultz]

You started it, so you sent this to the group. Yeah, but, but how does it feel when he calls it to you? Like, what does it feel like? What part hurts more. Because he definitely is one of them. That's a good joke.

[Alex Media]

But that one's.

[Mark Gagnon]

He definitely is one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Damn, dude, that one. Akash been radicalized, bro.

[Alex Media]

Nah, that one's stung.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, can we go to the group chat and get some more group chat videos? This is. I mean, this is an all time banger. Have you seen the kid that goes.

[Andrew Schultz]

We need to turn the AC up in this motherfucker? I don't know what this is made of. This is 100% like Icelandic sheepskin or something. I'm dripping sweat right now. We need to go cold. We need to bring everybody else in the studio that's gonna freeze out there. Where are you going, Miles?

[Miles]

We gotta just open the door.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right? Open the doors.

[Mark Gagnon]

We airing it out.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're airing it out. We airing it out up in this bitch. Okay?

[Mark Gagnon]

Have you seen this? This is a kid that goes to the dentist. He gets put on laughing gas and he starts singing, I want some laughing gas.

[Miles]

No, no, leave that open.

[Mark Gagnon]

Have you not seen this?

[Alex Media]

I've seen it, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is unbelievable.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, this is phenomenal.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is he singing?

[Alex Media]

He's singing wicked, wicked.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is what's funny about. He's insert. I mean, what a beautiful voice this is.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, unbelievable. Unbelievable, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Going into the. Yay is fire.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm glad you brought that up because they've made. They've made edits about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, it's beautiful.

[Alex Media]

Unbelievable.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is the edit that they made.

[Akash Singh]

Okay?

[Alex Media]

That's the most beautiful nigga out there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gorgeous, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, what a beautiful voice that kid.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's unbelievable. I'm curious if he knew he had that in him before he got the drugs. Like, he must be like a musician, right? That's my assumption.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he's got the best voice ever.

[Mark Gagnon]

But was he just a regular tick tock kid and then got drugs and then was.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then it just came out?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I don't know, because it might have been the parents and just. They just recorded it and that's it. This is the beginning of the Story.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would break my heart if it's AI. Wouldn't it break your heart if it's AI?

[Akash Singh]

I hate that we're getting to the point that we can't tell.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it's not AI. There's no way.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no way.

[Alex Media]

I was hoping it wasn't just marketing for Wicked, because that's. That clip is going crazy, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

He would be on Ellen immediately If this was 10 years ago and it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Was a different word.

[Mark Gagnon]

It may be open. Well, that's what's interesting is it's not the N word.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, what is he saying?

[Mark Gagnon]

So the lyrics are, you're never gonna bring me down in the actual Wicked soundtrack. So he's saying me down and it sounds like the N word. Nah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, wow. Oh, it's like that dress. Is it blue and gold or black and blue? Guys, I got a couple shows on the books right now. Providence, Rhode Island, March 28th. Okay. We also have great outdoors fests in Halifax, Nova Scotia, August 8th. Okay. Mark Gagnon coming.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cam Patterson coming. Lucas Zelnick coming. I think are going to have some local guys on it, too. We're going to have a crazy show up there at the Garrison Grounds. Go get those tickets right now.

[Akash Singh]

TheAndrew sch.com Also, guys, show dates as soon as the new year starts. I'm at The Pittsburgh Improv, January 8th through 10th. Then Phoenix, Arizona, 15th through the 17th. Get your tickets for that quickly. The Wilbur. I think there's less than like, 50 tickets left, so if you're not getting them now, you're kind of. But the next day, January 24th, Fox's Casino. Get your tickets for that. Those just dropped. Akashing.com, we got all those dates and more. Generational Triumph Tour. We love y'.

[Andrew Schultz]

All.

[Akash Singh]

We're adding dates. Thank you so much. God bless.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's up, people? Mark Agnon here. I am on the road. I'm going to Salt Lake City, Utah, January 16th and 17th, Washington, D.C. february 19th, and Charlotte, North Carolina, February 22nd. And then, of course, I do my monthly show in New York City at Mary Lou. You can get the tickets there on my Instagram every single month. Whenever we do that show, I'll see you guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

Suck his dick.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thank you. Yes. See you there. Peace.

[Alex Media]

And guys, all of you who tuned into AM Mornings, thank you very much. It was an awesome show. We do it every Sunday at a 11am Eastern Standard Time. Just go to ammornings.com to call in. But now it's the holidays. It's the time to give back. I am also throwing a benefit show, a comedy show. We're going to have a bunch of guests on January 24th. This is cancel comedy x.com to get your tickets. All proceeds are going to Food Bank 4 New York. So, yes, please get your tickets when you buy tickets, when you drink, when you eat. All that is going to go to feeding people in need. So. So I'll see you guys there. January 24th. Cancel comedy x.com peace.

[Akash Singh]

This message may be shocking to many millennials.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you are one, you might want.

[Akash Singh]

To sit down right now. Loads of people are searching the following on Depop. Low rise jeans, halter top, velour tracksuit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Puka shell necklace, disc belt. You likely placed these in the dark of your closet in 2004, never to be seen again.

[Akash Singh]

But if you can find it in yourself to dust them off, there are.

[Guest/Ad Voice]

A lot of people who will give.

[Andrew Schultz]

You money for them.

[Akash Singh]

Sell on Depop, where taste recognizes taste.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got more shit from the group Chat.

[Akash Singh]

All right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, this is legendary right here. Shout out Chris Joslyn, man.

[Alex Media]

So explain the significance of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, so this guy just won skater of the year, right? He did what's called a tre flip down this place called El Toro. It's a 20 stairs. So imagine 20 stairs, okay? A tre flip is the board rotates in a 360 and flips, flips, flips at the same time. Apparently he tried the trick. And I'll butcher this, I'm such a skateboarding casual. But he tried the flip like eight years ago or something like that. And then he kind of rode it out, but his truck broke. So he rode it for a little and then the skateboard kind of gave out. And some people were like, ah, it doesn't count. Like it would be. It would count for all of us if we did a fucking ollie and we did that, but for, you know, professional skateboard or whatever. Yeah. So eight years later, he goes and just fucking stomps it.

[Alex Media]

He doesn't try it again for eight years.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know, maybe he did and maybe. I don't know exactly. But 20 stairs. So think about this.

[Alex Media]

That shit is nuts.

[Akash Singh]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you don't land it the first time. So there's videos of him trying it. Just imagine it's like, how many times can you jump down 20 stairs?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, just think about that.

[Akash Singh]

And you're just hoping you don't get injured badly enough that you can't do it again.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. So every time you're doing it. Like, these guys learn how to fall. Like the parkour guys.

[Akash Singh]

Stuntmen.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, exactly. But, dude, it's this awesome video. He goes, I fucking did it. His kids run out, they give him a big hug.

[Alex Media]

Oh, that's nice.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at him.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, I love this. That Triumph shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at this.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's great.

[Alex Media]

And he's kind of Brock, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, the dude is fucking shocked.

[Mark Gagnon]

Diesel.

[Alex Media]

Usually they'd be like skinny bones.

[Andrew Schultz]

Skateboarding is different from when I was a kid. What people are doing on a skateboard. Like, I grew up on Astor Place, right? And, like, all the kids that would go become, like, the supreme guys would all be skating Astor Place. And then there was, like, Union Square. There's a place called the Brooklyn Banks downtown. You remember? Okay, there was this place, the Cube. Right. You guys obviously know that. And obviously these guys were good. And we saw the Tony Hawks and all these things. The people. The things people are doing now on a fucking skateboard. Like kick flips onto board slides on rails. Then kick flips off of the rail.

[Akash Singh]

Like, you know, Tony Hawk. This is what it sounds like. You remember Tony Hawk? You would just do these crazy combinations.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what they're doing in real life now. Yeah, they're doing video game. I almost wonder if the video game pushed the art forward. The art forward.

[Mark Gagnon]

Because kids are playing and they're like, oh, you could do this. Why don't we try that? That you could bring into an airport and ride on the baggage plan if.

[Andrew Schultz]

You wanted to, 100%. But, like, the level of difficulty for something like this. And just the level of physicality. Physicality and injury. Like, there's crazy falls off that where.

[Miles]

People just absolutely blow their whole legs out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Blow their acl. They tear their groins.

[Akash Singh]

Like the force when you land 20 steps.

[Andrew Schultz]

Boom. Boom. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Crazy. Now, the wheels will help a little.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bit, but, like, I've seen him do some stuff. Cause I was looking into all his stuff after this, right? And, like, I saw him do some things that he was. It wasn't something as big as this, but you could see him realize he wasn't gonna land the trick in the air. Quickly kind of kick the board out of the way and then do his, like, land and roll.

[Alex Media]

He did an Alex media backflip.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

This shit was.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is like a whole dock on it. That's, like, how big it was for skating.

[Alex Media]

It's just funny how the steps have a name.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it's like El Toro High School.

[Miles]

It's El Toro High School.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's a bunch.

[Miles]

There's one called the Leon 25, which is in Lyon, France.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, okay.

[Alex Media]

Which is falling.

[Andrew Schultz]

But Mark brought up an interesting look at that.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he almost makes falling seem like it doesn't hurt that much if you fell four stairs. That's like the rest of the day.

[Alex Media]

Oh, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I tried rollerblading back in the day because that was cool. Three stairs. I was like, I'm too pussy, Frank.

[Miles]

I drunkenly fell out of a pizza parlor trying to talk to sh.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I can't run out of.

[Alex Media]

Fucking tore everything.

[Akash Singh]

It was an electric bike thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on. There's two different conversations going.

[Miles]

I was drunkenly in a pizza parlor, and I saw Shifty walk by, and he just sort of waved. And then I tried to run out of the pizza parlor and be like, yo, Shifty. And I didn't know there was a stair coming just down out of the pizza parlor. Fully fell in front of, like, it's a popular place, a lot of people in line and just fully fell and then had to act like I wasn't in pain. Running up to Shifty, being like, dude, how are you?

[Mark Gagnon]

Were you with Shub when he ate shit on the grave? Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Me and Shub are walking down the street. It's pouring rain, it's cold, there's ice everywhere. And he's on one of those metal parts of the sidewalk.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

I look over, and the thing I see are Shub's feet next to my head.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I had one of those almost yesterday, I ran out of my apartment to go to do shows. There was ice on the ground, and my right foot went. And it was like, cartoon. It went straight up, like, fucking Nazi walk. And then, thank God, my left foot was on not ice, but I was almost, like, on the way to the Uber. The Uber driver's looking at me approach. He sees the leg go flying, and I see his eyes open up like.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, no, I did this yesterday. I'm chasing an Uber. Like, it stops on the street, and everyone's honking at him, and I see him, and I'm like, oh, fuck, just stop, please. And he starts to drive, and I'm like, no, no, no. I start to run, and I hit ice and scramble, and then I catch up, and he's like, bro, where were you? And I was like, you don't even understand.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you don't even understand what I've just been through. Okay, you don't have ice where you're from.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, Shifty sent Me this.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. Can I just bring up one thing before we walk?

[Alex Media]

Oh, I love these videos. All day.

[Andrew Schultz]

1, 2. Guys. Cuz it's interesting you said you bumped into Shifty in the neighborhood. Miles. Because Shifty now lives with you guys. Yes. So we. I have another set of eyes on what's happening in the neighborhood.

[Mark Gagnon]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. So just letting you know, Miles, you know the rules of the office, right?

[Miles]

What? What is this?

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no sexual relations with anybody that works in office, right? Miles, you know the rules in office, right?

[Alex Media]

Can I use my own?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just saying, Miles, you know the rules of the office. Oh, shit. There's snitches. Sexual relations. Let Miles get his dick wet real quick. Don't talk about it. Like, describe the moisture of any woman that works at this office. About. I'm just saying, you know the rules. Produce. Apparently. Apparently there's been some fam. What you doing? Was he mouthing a blowjob?

[Alex Media]

I was trying to make the sound when you.

[Andrew Schultz]

My, are you a squirrel, yo. Hey, go back to big old Miles. Come on.

[Alex Media]

I saved you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just want to thank you for taking all the momentum. You're welcome. So much fun.

[Alex Media]

Hey, you're welcome.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're welcome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, all right, back to this. So you know the rules. There's no. No, we're not back to this. Go back to the old fraternizing. He's a pit bull with anybody that works at the office. I'm just saying, Shifty didn't even snitch on you. He's like, yo. It's so crazy. I see Miles and Alex everywhere. Getting bagels together, getting ice cream together. Just walking down the street, skipping. They. He. He said that he sees you guys non stop together. You live down the block. I got fucking eyes on you. I live near everyone. I'm with Mark all the fucking time. Never says you see him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark, he never gay though.

[Andrew Schultz]

Say again? She's gay. Who's gay?

[Miles]

Alex.

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex. He lives gay. That's true. All of his friends are gay.

[Alex Media]

That is true.

[Mark Gagnon]

So there you go, it's friendly.

[Andrew Schultz]

When did Alex become gay?

[Alex Media]

She's big dice.

[Andrew Schultz]

No way. Yeah, Alex. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Miles]

Alex.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't know she was gay. Get on the mic. Yo, Alex. What? Yeah, Big D, no worries.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gaydar I've ever seen in my life. Life?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, get out of here, man. Lover buy it.

[Akash Singh]

Alex.

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex, come on.

[Alex Media]

Yo, carpets, you can munch.

[Akash Singh]

What is this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on, Alex. Are we outing you on the whole pod right now? Hold on, hold on. You made her gay? It's your fault in the first place. She was straight when I knew her three weeks ago. No, she was gay, though. Look how she dresses. She doesn't dress. What's happening here? What is happening on a podcast? What type of attacks it is. We have to protect the marginalized communities here. I don't think you dress gay at all.

[Mark Gagnon]

Not there be anything wrong with that.

[Alex]

Paul did say I dressed like a little boy.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that was when you dressed like a boy, though. Hold on. What's going on? Is this a new thing? You got one haircut.

[Alex]

I have had sex with women, but I'm not gay. But I. I don't know if that's the answer.

[Alex Media]

How would a guy say that? I've had sex with guys, but I'm not.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, just put that first part.

[Alex Media]

Andrew Schultz. Andrew Schultz.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that works.

[Andrew Schultz]

That works. That'll get him off. Now you're good. He said his name right afterwards. Okay. Oh, come on. Hold on, hold on.

[Alex]

The way that the holiday commercial just became real.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes. It's life reflecting art or whatever.

[Alex Media]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Okay. So, okay. They're saying you're gay, which is totally.

[Alex]

Fine to get out of the Miles accusation. Is that what I'm hearing?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, is Miles. I've been there. Just. Can we just. Can we just understand what's happening? Shifty told me.

[Alex]

I'll tell you what's happening.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is Miles making you feel uncomfortable? Because if he is, you could talk to me and I'll make that. Miles up right now.

[Alex Media]

Yo, say the word.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're not protected by it. I'll fuck my. I'll do it. I'm a good guy. You've got nothing wrong. Okay. Oh, no. Tell me what happened. The voice is cracking. You know that. You don't have to meet up with him if you don't want to.

[Akash Singh]

I'm Indian. If I say y' all getting married, y' all getting the fuck married.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is also. There's a different route. We can go there, but I'm just saying, it's like. You don't have to feel like you're a subordinate to him.

[Alex]

No, I don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't feel like your career is on the line?

[Alex]

Miles has a really unique condition where we can, like, hang.

[Andrew Schultz]

You ready?

[Alex]

His face, he's. He's completely smooth down there. He's a kendall. It's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

A good one. Not a good one. Two miles a minute. Shoot.

[Miles]

Shifty.

[Andrew Schultz]

He fucking outed me on this. What is happening? That's my fellow wax boy. What is wax? Guys, hold on.

[Alex Media]

We smooth.

[Andrew Schultz]

How do you even know about his pubic region?

[Alex]

I'm just calling him asexual in a creative way.

[Miles]

You just fat.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no.

[Miles]

I'm trying to say I have no penis and you guys have sexual.

[Alex]

Yeah, that is what I'm trying to say. That he's not like a sexual.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can't say that because then they're going.

[Miles]

To go, how do you know that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, you try again from the top. How do you know that? From the top.

[Akash Singh]

How do you know that?

[Alex]

If you're saying he's asexual, you have nothing to be concerned about. If we're getting pizza.

[Andrew Schultz]

Stop. Oh, you're saying that he doesn't make you feel comfortable? Uncomfortable?

[Alex]

No, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Okay. Well, that's good to know.

[Alex]

Yeah. But I don't think that was your concern. I think you just wanted to out.

[Andrew Schultz]

How long can my voice be? Six minutes. He's going through it. Let him go through it. No, no, no. My concern is this. I want everybody that works here to feel safe.

[Alex]

Yes, yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I know how Miles is with women.

[Alex]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

I know how he is with women. He goes through them. He goes through women. He has tens of women, uh, hu. In Brooklyn walking up and down those stairs, getting to that apartment. And he's reading them books.

[Alex]

He's never read me a book, so I think I'm in the clear.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's never read you a book?

[Alex]

He's never read me a book.

[Andrew Schultz]

Gays can read too.

[Miles]

I've heard. Women can't though.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's why you read it. Okay, so like, I just know that. I know he has this like soft, sweet demeanor. He's a lothario, but he is lothario and he seduces women.

[Mark Gagnon]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

He's a seductive man.

[Akash Singh]

He's a man.

[Alex]

I don't believe you.

[Andrew Schultz]

You.

[Miles]

We're rolling me back to like hyping me up. I don't want any of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'd rather be you. You are. Girls like you, they like talking to you. They like being around you. Do you not like being around them?

[Alex]

Yeah, as like my 32 year old goer.

[Guest/Ad Voice]

That's right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Play the sound of hold on now. Hold on now. 31. That felt like a shot.

[Mark Gagnon]

31.

[Andrew Schultz]

That felt like an absolute shot. 31. He's old. One of my. Wow. Okay, so. Okay. So it's cool. Completely platonic for you is what you were saying.

[Alex]

Yes. Duke gotta.

[Miles]

I don't know what happened.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is a Christmas gift. For all of us. Yeah, it really is. It really is. You're not seeing this. This is. I want to make sure that our female coworker is safe. We have to fit a quota before the end of the year by having at least one woman on the podcast. Yeah, that's true. And, you know, we get to at least squash a little rumor that was running around the office.

[Miles]

Oh, where'd the rumor fucking start?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you know. You know, my wife Emma. Emma thought that you guys were gonna hook up immediately. Emma called this months ago at the.

[Miles]

Same time you said your wife's name. I called Shifty a shithead. I just want to clear up. I wasn't calling her a shithead. I was calling Shifty one.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you just used your blurp. I think you just used your blurp right there. You got one blurp, and I think you have to use it there. You would rather. You would rather I just cleared up my blurp?

[Alex Media]

Doesn't even care.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no clearing it up. You called my wife a shit ass. You can't just say Andrew Schultz after.

[Alex Media]

And make this people head up.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'll try to make a joke. He tried his best. It's okay.

[Alex]

Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

You just gotta roll over while we're talking.

[Miles]

I'm like, ducking. Cause I think he's gonna shoot you.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's not gonna shoot you.

[Alex Media]

Not gonna shoot you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't worry. But if you call my wife a shithead, obviously you should blurp that, because you wouldn't want that to go out there on the Internet. It's very disrespectful. God forbid that she saw it.

[Miles]

I would never call her a shithead.

[Andrew Schultz]

Emma thought that you guys were gonna have an intimacy issue at work.

[Alex]

She said that on the 4th of July. And I was like, that's crazy. I would never touch Miles. And I'm sure he was like, well, but that.

[Akash Singh]

That was the angle of like, what.

[Andrew Schultz]

Team are you on? Are you saying. Hold on, Miles. She would never touch you. And she's not that picky, even with gender. She don't give a. But she knows one thing for certain. Not giving you.

[Akash Singh]

But can I. Can I be honest? That is kind of his game. You don't see. You don't see it. You don't see the moves he's making. He slowly weaves you in.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, he never told you some random facts about container ships, and you're like, oh, that doesn't do it with him. Say again?

[Alex]

That doesn't do it for me. Container ship facts. I.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's not telling you about the Mersk container ships.

[Alex]

I think he's saving on for the real.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, so the deep. The deep cut fact are not something.

[Miles]

That work for you.

[Andrew Schultz]

So.

[Alex]

Yeah, no, that's not like my Alex.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like improv guys.

[Alex]

You guys know I have sex with clowns. Like, professional clowns.

[Andrew Schultz]

So I don't know where this is coming from. Listen. Come on. To our wives. Is that supposed to be an insult here?

[Alex]

No, it's just like. That's just.

[Akash Singh]

You mean, like, am I not funny?

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that. What the fuck is that? Miles. Miles. No, he gets back. Shut up. You got back in the roller coaster, my boy. You are funny. You are funny. I appreciate it.

[Mark Gagnon]

You are funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's play an improv game. Maybe this will work. Let me suggest something.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes. Okay. Let's do a scene. Christmas party.

[Andrew Schultz]

Christmas party.

[Miles]

Christmas party.

[Mark Gagnon]

And you guys are married.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Yep. Here we go. Here we go. And go. How does it go? We say a word. Yeah, exactly. You start with word.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Okay. Go.

[Mark Gagnon]

Toaster oven, Pop Tart.

[Miles]

On.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't understand how the game works. Damn, bro. I thought he had a chance.

[Miles]

All right, maybe I'm not funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn. He has no chance to at all.

[Alex]

Well, after that improv, it's just. He's not. I. I just don't think I'm in that bucket for Miles. Like, he has a roster of, like, actual people. You know what I mean? And I'm like a little brother.

[Andrew Schultz]

Which name are you on? You know, Alex is really just putting you through the spin cycle right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, you're on the spin cycle.

[Andrew Schultz]

What are you feeling emotionally as you go through this, Miles?

[Miles]

I don't know, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is overwhelming.

[Miles]

I'll be honest.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Now you've made Miles uncomfortable. Yeah.

[Alex]

If anything, David's probably in the other room jealous.

[Andrew Schultz]

That makes me happy. David's jealous of one?

[Miles]

No, just the attention.

[Mark Gagnon]

That he's a star. No, no.

[Alex]

Miles Time. Not the attention.

[Andrew Schultz]

Miles. What? Miles. What?

[Akash Singh]

No, I think. I think David wants to mark now.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[Mark Gagnon]

Don't blame him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it true that David was Shifty's friend first?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow. What happened?

[Mark Gagnon]

What a slut.

[Akash Singh]

Dude, he running.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. I thought that. I thought you brought him in.

[Mark Gagnon]

No. He was my homie from way, way back in the day. We had mutual friends.

[Alex Media]

Oh, he's community dick.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

And then I connected him with Shifty. They almost lived together.

[Alex Media]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now you said homie. Eh. What did you mean by that?

[Alex Media]

You are just.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I just that's great. Can I just. Can I just have a soap opera? Yeah, I know. Can we just have a nice, enjoyable soap?

[Alex Media]

The I like to do.

[Andrew Schultz]

But what did you mean by and, like, did you not. He was my friend. Oh, he was your friend? I don't know if I will use the.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't. Well, he wasn't Mark's friend.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think.

[Akash Singh]

First, he's a social climber, this guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, he was like, instagram buddy. Yeah. My gosh. Thank you for your contribution, my butt.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, I feel hurt. I feel hurt.

[Andrew Schultz]

He can try.

[Akash Singh]

He can try to leave him for you next.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just wait.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just wait. Just wait. Did you say you feel hurt that he hasn't tried to appeal to you? Is that bit.

[Akash Singh]

But maybe I'm after Mark and then you're after me. Who knows?

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I see.

[Akash Singh]

Al is too dark for him to be friends with.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn. Damn.

[Akash Singh]

That's on David.

[Alex Media]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is he a racist?

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is he?

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Wow.

[Akash Singh]

He saw four black guys from balaclavas and called the cops.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, he didn't get out of a Uniq club.

[Akash Singh]

He's like, yo, I think they just stole from Uniclove. They had shopping bags.

[Miles]

He called the cops on his Honolulu women. He used to live across the street from.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was really.

[Andrew Schultz]

He was really scared.

[Akash Singh]

That's a funny way to say a store. He was shopping again.

[Miles]

No, he literally lived across the street.

[Andrew Schultz]

Across the street. He called the cops because he saw four black dudes walk out with three.

[Miles]

Three with black. And I told. Told the story in front of Archer, and Archer was disgusted.

[Andrew Schultz]

Archer was like, as he should be.

[Miles]

Is wrong with you?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a horrible thing to do as a human being. Yeah. Yeah. We're grateful he gets us ads for the podcast and we're not going to change anything about it. Yeah. All right, guys, take a break for a second. Today's sponsor is Kraken, AKA your go to plug for everything investing. I mean, shout out to everybody who the. That cracking ad that we did. And also, yo, thank you guys all for being part of it. David, you did a great job. That was David's idea for me to take the sesh out of his mouth. Yeah, that was it in my mouth. That was his idea.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sound effects were too much.

[Andrew Schultz]

There was one take. We should have used it, but, like, I couldn't find it in his mouth, and I spent like six seconds. I was just searching for a pouch.

[Miles]

Do you feel unsafe in the workplace?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Just want to make sure Nah, he's acting. We're acting. It's not like we were trying to our co workers, Miles. Yeah, yeah, you walked right into that one, dude. Yeah. Trying to court your co worker. Anyway, shout out Kraken, bro. It was funny when Kraken has to do the ad. We were just like, listen, we'll do it if you let us do whatever we want to do. And there's no notes. And they were like, okay, okay. And I was like, I'm. See, we get asked to do a lot of these ads and we sell everybody the same thing. So if you're down, we're going to make something funny. You just got to trust it's going to be funny. And they're like, okay, we'll try it. And then, you know, I don't know. I think people liked. Doesn't feel like it's an ad, you know? You did great too, Al.

[Alex Media]

No, I heard I got nominated.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, for the flu horn.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we kept Al. It's. He's supposed to say fiddle in ad. And just one take. Unknown nowhere. I didn't know he did it, right. Like seven times. And out of nowhere he goes flute horn. And we go, what do you even. What's going on in that head of you?

[Alex Media]

It was a choice.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Akash Singh]

That's phenom.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, it's free money.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Alex Media]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Mark Gagnon]

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[Akash Singh]

I'm giving all the gifts this year.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Andrew Schultz]

I want to get back to the Christmas spirit. Okay, Alex, I just wanted to make sure you felt comfortable and safe at work.

[Alex]

I feel comfortable and safe at work.

[Andrew Schultz]

And also in your neighborhood?

[Alex]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

With your co workers?

[Alex]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, good. Do you guys have any plans in the near future to hang?

[Alex]

I think we'll probably both kill ourselves right after this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really? You would rather kill yourselves than give Miles any love whatsoever? Is it that bad?

[Mark Gagnon]

Somehow no one felt uncomfortable and insults made everyone.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo. Wait. What just happened? That was. That was. I feel like you guys would. And again, I don't want to. I don't want to suggest anything, but I feel like you guys, before death, you would probably do something.

[Alex Media]

No. If they work here.

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Before death. Miles, would you rather kill yourselves than be without. This is.

[Mark Gagnon]

A question.

[Andrew Schultz]

And again, there is no pressure. And this is just a hypothetical conversation.

[Akash Singh]

I'm very curious.

[Andrew Schultz]

Would you rather a. Miles, would you rather kill yourself?

[Miles]

Because I can't answer either way. If I kill myself, I hate her. Yeah, I'd rather kill myself.

[Andrew Schultz]

You'd rather kill yourself?

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yes. The answer is yes.

[Akash Singh]

That's the safer. HR answer.

[Miles]

That's the safest answer there.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the right thing to say. That's what we want.

[Akash Singh]

We want.

[Andrew Schultz]

And am I posing a question that's like, wrong?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no. I think that's a valid question. Is it a bad question, what I'm saying?

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, the goal is to not have office trysts. Then. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cuz I don't want to have office trysts. Great. I'm doing this because I have to protect the culture at the office.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but the way you're posing the question.

[Andrew Schultz]

What am I saying?

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, you're saying, would you rather kill yourself or have some type of romantic relationship?

[Andrew Schultz]

Technically, that's what she brought up.

[Mark Gagnon]

And that's going to hurt her both ways.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but what I'm trying. I like to empower the people at the office, so I don't want to silence voices when she brings up a great hypothetical. I would like to also present that to Miles and see if he would shoot himself in the head before he made out with Alex. And how do you feel about that?

[Miles]

We're going to go with it. Yes, on that one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn. That's insulting.

[Akash Singh]

That's a safe answer.

[Andrew Schultz]

We want you made out with David. He also works here. What the is that?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't have an issue with that one.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the hell is going on? Oh, good. Got him. It wasn't brought to my attention. And if it was brought to my attention, I would have said something about it. Fair. That's fair. Make out with David. You would make out with David.

[Miles]

I did not make out with David.

[Alex Media]

Yes, you did.

[Lil Pete]

Stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. I kissed one homie.

[Akash Singh]

You mouth kissed.

[Miles]

I kissed one homie one time.

[Akash Singh]

Mouth, mouth kiss, y'.

[Andrew Schultz]

All.

[Miles]

That's a homie one time.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

For New Year's.

[Alex Media]

What's going on?

[Mark Gagnon]

Speaking of hypothetical.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Go, go quarterback this quarterback. Mark, you gotta take over.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark, can I pose a hypothetical to the group?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, you can all right.

[Mark Gagnon]

This one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Joey, would you cheat on your girlfriend? All right, all right.

[Miles]

If you could commit a crime, but the crime you commit could not be committed ever again again, what crime would you commit?

[Andrew Schultz]

So think about it. Oh, you commit a crime, you have to do this heinous act, but you know that for the future, all of humanity will never. Alex, you don't have to leave. Alex, you have to leave. Don't let him tell you what you're doing.

[Alex Media]

The women out the room.

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex, Alex, do not ever let him tell you what to do. That's not his role. You don't. He will piss kill. How a seat. Sit down. Make yourself comfortable.

[Mark Gagnon]

Done.

[Andrew Schultz]

Stop blushing, Miles. You make yourself comfortable. All right.

[Alex Media]

That was.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, listen, I was offended by that. Okay, you commit all right here. Maybe we pose it. Alex, you commit one crime, you can commit a crime. Once you commit it, humanity in perpetuity will never have to deal with this crime again. It doesn't exist anymore. You can protect humanity in perpetuity, but you have to to. You have to commit it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Did you see this guy's answer?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, play it right.

[Alex Media]

Once you do this, no one after.

[Mark Gagnon]

Me can do it. No one.

[Andrew Schultz]

It will never happen again. There.

[Akash Singh]

There's. There's an answer that's great for humanity.

[Mark Gagnon]

Any crime.

[Miles]

Any crime, like me, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's things I'm like, personal about, like.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro, the safety of women and children's.

[Miles]

Big to me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro. Because that's the same. That's the answer.

[Akash Singh]

That's the best for humanity. But then you really brand yourself if you say it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but like, how's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I think you go murder.

[Akash Singh]

It's the safest answer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Murder is the easiest.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, what if you go sexual assault, but on a guy who's a.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's. There's. Didn't Dave have a bit about that? Like rape a rap or something like that?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know.

[Akash Singh]

He saves, but he.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah. Phenomenal. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

So there you go.

[Akash Singh]

No, but.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that would only save from.

[Akash Singh]

That only saves from being raped. And now who the cares. They should a lot.

[Alex Media]

And is it gender specific?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, wait. All right. What if it isn't go?

[Alex Media]

No, I'm saying, like, if you rape a male rapist, then you only stop male. No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

You. It would stop all. That's what I'm saying.

[Akash Singh]

We have.

[Andrew Schultz]

We have to break it down. We got to break it down. You're thinking about. This is really smart.

[Mark Gagnon]

You so.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no. You're right. You're right. It just stops all. You could rape a guy, but it would stop. All rape male. Male and female.

[Alex Media]

Okay. All right.

[Miles]

We're going to get dinged.

[Alex Media]

No, I'm still gonna murder. I was just. I was just asking.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who are you asking for? Why are you asking? What was the curiosity about? It's a fun game in general.

[Alex Media]

Just asking a question.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't ask questions because you definitely would never do it to a woman. We know that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

None of us here would ever do it to a woman.

[Alex Media]

Anybody.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you can't do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Definitely wouldn't do it to a woman.

[Mark Gagnon]

You can't.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you could maybe do it to somebody and then protect all women.

[Alex Media]

That's how you got done.

[Andrew Schultz]

This was consensual.

[Akash Singh]

That was good.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was good.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was good.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just saying he defended you. You could a terrorist. Ooh.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's not bad. It's not bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then you could protect women in perpetuity. You wouldn't do that to protect women.

[Alex Media]

Nah. I'm sorry.

[Guest/Ad Voice]

Really?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Some grapes have to happen.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who.

[Alex Media]

Game. That is what this game is.

[Mark Gagnon]

Would you do it?

[Alex Media]

So we can't just say what's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Would you do it? Yeah. You would do that to a terrorist?

[Akash Singh]

To a terrorist?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I would.

[Akash Singh]

Not even a question.

[Andrew Schultz]

To protect all of humanity.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. No grape again.

[Andrew Schultz]

No grape again.

[Akash Singh]

Selfish. Yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

No grape again.

[Akash Singh]

That's a bad person.

[Alex Media]

Murder's worse.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you mean?

[Alex Media]

Like murder is a worse crime.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah.

[Akash Singh]

Than like a child.

[Andrew Schultz]

No grape is worse.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I think murder's worse sometime.

[Akash Singh]

Your moral compass is crazy to me. It's crazy.

[Alex Media]

But you can just go to some therapy and then you good at therapy.

[Akash Singh]

Don't try to black out therapy. Just save yourself.

[Alex Media]

You could though.

[Andrew Schultz]

He does do that when he gets.

[Akash Singh]

Throws out the N word.

[Mark Gagnon]

Therapy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Put it up to get himself out of trouble.

[Mark Gagnon]

He could go to therapy, though.

[Alex Media]

You could go to therapy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Therapy. All right.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, bro.

[Lil Pete]

Come on.

[Alex Media]

Life is still going on. Like you take somebody's life is over. There's some awful people.

[Akash Singh]

You wouldn't murder a terrorist.

[Andrew Schultz]

This supposed to be Christmas. Good point.

[Akash Singh]

Good point.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a good point.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

See?

[Alex Media]

Why are you doing these up? Hypotheticals, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

We're just on the topic.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just figured I suggested that one be I'm great britaris.

[Akash Singh]

No question.

[Miles]

Can we say essay or something?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo.

[Lil Pete]

Essay.

[Andrew Schultz]

I essay.

[Alex Media]

I thought we say grape and then we do.

[Akash Singh]

Knowing the good I'm doing for humanity. My good will be so hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on. Really? Come On. That's what I'm talking. You don't have to do this.

[Mark Gagnon]

You could just do tax fraud.

[Akash Singh]

Well, who cares about tax fraud, you piece of.

[Mark Gagnon]

You stop all the tax fraud.

[Guest/Ad Voice]

Oh, wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

But who's helping economy, bro. All these people are robbing us from the tax.

[Akash Singh]

The economy. Shut the up, you white. That's the whitest answer I ever heard in my life.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fine, I'll up perjury.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay? I'll go.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll commit perjury.

[Andrew Schultz]

You'll commit perjury? Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll get a speeding ticket. I'll go in, I'll be like, I wasn't speeding.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then there's no more lying in court.

[Mark Gagnon]

No more lying in court.

[Akash Singh]

Interesting. That's interesting. That's decent answer.

[Mark Gagnon]

See, there you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I found a way to be.

[Akash Singh]

A pussy in a smart way.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I got a good one.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fine. Genocide. All right. Gee, is that what you guys want? All right.

[Andrew Schultz]

You would do that to terrorists?

[Mark Gagnon]

Genocide.

[Andrew Schultz]

There was an answer that kind of really got us a lot of YouTube views.

[Akash Singh]

And I wasn't know that you stayed away from it and I commend you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Imagine you genocide the Nazis all a sudden. No more Nazis ever again. Bada bing. We did that once. 45. It worked. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

They never came back at all. Those ideologies are completely dead.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Was imposed back then. They did it for no reason.

[Andrew Schultz]

They should have done it for the hypothetical. Obviously. Got to do it for the hypothetical. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

If you did it for the hypothetical, it would have worked.

[Alex Media]

Moss is going through.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why is doing that? Stop. Stop. Now that this is weird because we can talk like. That was. That was some. You already know how I feel about this one. This one that was.

[Alex Media]

This one is hot.

[Andrew Schultz]

This one is hot. The challengers one was gross.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but you just.

[Andrew Schultz]

This shit's kind of hot. But you just tapped your monkey po. Let me tell you why it is. Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause and then pause. Listen. Let me tell you why is. I think. Cuz that's how people who really know how to kiss start a kiss.

[Akash Singh]

Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what I mean? The challengers one was like, oh, we're about to have our first orgy. Like it was so try hard.

[Akash Singh]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like also, if you're both straight, you wouldn't be actually trying to tongue kiss Zendaya together. Like none of it was believable.

[Akash Singh]

Straight. It's part of the movie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, These are some Irish gays in the field just fucking kissing. But they could kiss anywhere, you know what I mean? Like, we don't need to get into it. This kind of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Cuz it's true love to you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't even know if it's perform. It's not performative.

[Akash Singh]

It's authentic.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's authentic. Yeah, True. They're not even gay. That's straight. That to me, is heterosexual.

[Miles]

Thank you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I agree with me. Thank you.

[Miles]

I agree with you, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's heterosexual.

[Miles]

I'm back out. I'm back out. Me and David are good.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're saying. You're saying. Can you watch this?

[Alex Media]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Watch this with a straight dick and just tell me. Just look at this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, no tongue is nice.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, no tongue.

[Andrew Schultz]

One on the right.

[Alex Media]

Enjoyed it more than the left. Left is. He's kind of n. He did.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at him. Nah. Yeah, watch.

[Alex Media]

Look. He's really going. He's kind of like, hey, yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Alex Media]

I'm just saying, if we going to.

[Andrew Schultz]

Break down real break it down, people. What are we doing out here? So tell me. Tell me what you were seeing in him that let me know that it was like.

[Alex Media]

What are you saying? Like, you see the grip?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, the grip.

[Alex Media]

The grip.

[Andrew Schultz]

Back of the neck. Pulled him in. Back of the neck and pulled him in. Come on. Yeah. Also, I relate to this because you see how his nose is crazy crooked. I think there's part of me that sees myself in it a little bit more. Right. Does that happen every time? What do you mean? Yeah, of course. Happens when I brush my teeth in the morning. Look in the fucking mirror. Okay. Yeah, of course it does. You know what sucks is I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose for like six months. Oh, yeah. Why? I have apparently a deviated septum.

[Alex Media]

Oh, shut up. Yeah, that's the Jewish shit. So you can get a fucking.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know, I know. I'm aware. I went to the entire ent.

[Alex]

My nose is natural.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're good. Fair enough. But I went to the ent. Wait, what happened? What happened?

[Alex Media]

I just don't believe it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really?

[Alex]

It's natural.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

She's saying you don't think it's natural. Blurp. I get it. I get it. I get one.

[Lil Pete]

I get one.

[Andrew Schultz]

You already blurbed.

[Alex Media]

No, I. I didn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, bro, let's go.

[Alex]

Oh, that was really up.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that was really.

[Alex]

If you start.

[Alex Media]

If you start right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Funny. And I'm glad we.

[Miles]

Super fine.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was horrendous.

[Mark Gagnon]

What he said.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was absolutely horrendous.

[Miles]

Al was so fine, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, bro, it was up.

[Alex Media]

Oh, he said I'm fine. I like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is one of the last EPS of the year.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

20, 26.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

What is. What is your. What is your hope for next year?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I. I know that what I want for next year. What? I just want the United States to win the World Cup.

[Akash Singh]

That's actually great.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't even want us to win for us. I want us to win because of how much it would piss off the rest of the world.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah. They. It's never going to happen, but it's phenomenal.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it means so much to them.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And we could take away that joy. Why.

[Alex Media]

Why would it never happen?

[Akash Singh]

It's just not going to happen. What are the odds? What are the calc odds that we win the World Cup?

[Mark Gagnon]

That we win.

[Akash Singh]

That we win?

[Mark Gagnon]

Extremely low.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, what are they Is low?

[Mark Gagnon]

This is 2020.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look how low we are.

[Akash Singh]

Holy. Oh, 2%. 2%. Trending down.

[Andrew Schultz]

Trending down. Okay. No, that makes. Okay, whatever. So there's a chance.

[Mark Gagnon]

Are you going to go to a game?

[Akash Singh]

It will be the greatest sports event in American history.

[Mark Gagnon]

Which game are you excited to go to?

[Andrew Schultz]

U.S. u.S. Verse. I'm going go to U.S. verse.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who else? Well, you know, who's in the group?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'll go to US Verse. I'm not actually picky, to be honest with you. I'll go to bas.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's your favorite verse in the Bible?

[Andrew Schultz]

All of them. Yeah, I do like all them, but. But no US Verse. I'll probably go to US Verse somebody.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good one. That's. I'm excited for that matchup. Yeah, Verse got a hell of a defense.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who is in our group?

[Akash Singh]

Chile.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, who's in our group? David. Get your shine on, David. Who's in our group?

[Lil Pete]

David?

[Akash Singh]

Australia.

[Mark Gagnon]

Paraguay. And then the winner of a playoff game between Turkey, Romania, Slovakia and Kosovo.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got that.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good group.

[Andrew Schultz]

They give you a soft group when you host, though, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what we were saying.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, gotta give you.

[Mark Gagnon]

When America got Australia, everyone was like, let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

But who's the toughest in that group? Paraguay.

[Akash Singh]

Paraguay is more my guess.

[Mark Gagnon]

Australia, probably.

[Andrew Schultz]

We are smoking Australia, right? Yeah, we are smoking Australia. That's not even close.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, they were also cheering when they got us in the group, man. Got it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't be disrespectful. They were fired up n. We got that.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I want for Christmas. USA World Cup.

[Mark Gagnon]

They designated a game before any of the teams were picked as an LGBTQ game.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Mark Gagnon]

In terms like to honor the LGBTQ society. Society.

[Miles]

It's the one in Seattle, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

It's in Seattle. And then they drew the teams, and then they're randomly assigned, and the teams that are playing in the gay game is Iran and Egypt.

[Andrew Schultz]

That right there is next level trolling.

[Mark Gagnon]

It is next level troll.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me tell you something how amazing that trolling is, bro, because you're gonna find out what those people care more about. Do they care more about their country or rainbow flags all around them? Because they're gonna have to sit in the gay painted arena. Right. And cheer on the gay game.

[Akash Singh]

Do they want to win the gay game or lose the gay game?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you got to win. Yeah, but that makes you the champion of gay. You're the gay champions of the World cup if you win. That game wins a win, but it wins a win. So now we're going to find out that's why the World cup is the great equalizer in a lot of ways. Like, all of a sudden, like, every country in Europe that's been saying, we got to stop immigration, the World cup comes around, they're like, all right, I think we can wait for this World cup to finish, and then we'll stop the immigration until the next four years. Yeah, it's. It. It is beautiful when there is something that people care more about than anything else in the world, especially when it's.

[Akash Singh]

When it's useless like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Useless like a sport.

[Mark Gagnon]

The French national team is African.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, French.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, they were born in France. A lot of them. A lot of them were born in.

[Andrew Schultz]

France and fed there. I feel like wherever you're fed, that's where you got to play.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a good rule, because that's what made you that.

[Alex Media]

How long.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you're fed. How long?

[Mark Gagnon]

18 years.

[Alex Media]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you're fed for 18 years in a country, it doesn't matter what your background is. That's where you have to play. You don't get to be fed in America for all these years and then go play somewhere else.

[Alex Media]

I like that rule.

[Lil Pete]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because it's like, we made you who you are.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's, like, that skier that skied for China.

[Andrew Schultz]

Remember? Yeah. Christina Yang.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I threw it out there. I'll be honest with you. I thought it was kind of close. That sounded like Eileen Goo.

[Alex Media]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think that's a dj.

[Andrew Schultz]

Whoa. That's a dj. That's offensive.

[Akash Singh]

Almost so racist. You were one letter off from a crazy Slur.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, that's. That's Korean. That's Korean. That's Korean. That.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[Andrew Schultz]

Six, seven. No, no, no. Eileen Wu.

[Mark Gagnon]

Eileen Gu is the skier, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was right.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was right.

[Akash Singh]

He's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now he's racist. He was racist.

[Alex Media]

No, he's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now he's racist.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the skier. Eileen Goo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now who's racist?

[Alex Media]

Oh, she's actually.

[Mark Gagnon]

She's a cutie, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

We thought about putting her in the store. Street Fighter.

[Mark Gagnon]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

Which character it's going to be?

[Andrew Schultz]

We. We talk about putting on a street fighter. I'm just saying. We thought about it. We thought about putting a street fighter and the name was thrown out there. I'm just saying.

[Akash Singh]

What made you change your mind? What made you pivot in a different direction?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, I don't get the ultimate say, but, you know, sometimes they throw names around. They're like, schultz, what do you think about this name? You know? And I was like, traitor. That's true. That's what I felt. I was like, she's a traitor.

[Akash Singh]

That's true.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, and she won gold over there for Big Air. And.

[Andrew Schultz]

But now she's nice. She's like. And she's, like, brilliant. She went to Stanford. I think she's, like, beautiful. She's like a supermodel who's also the best at snowboarding.

[Alex Media]

Chill, chill, chill.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, she's ops. I know. She's the. That.

[Akash Singh]

That makes it worse.

[Andrew Schultz]

It makes it worse.

[Akash Singh]

That makes it more.

[Andrew Schultz]

More devious because she would be arguably the biggest athlete in the Olympics every single time if she stayed here. And now we got to kind of, like, fake act like we don't care.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, Eileen. Come back to the boys. Yeah. You know, she got a back. She got the O. They threw everything. I almost.

[Mark Gagnon]

Smart girl.

[Akash Singh]

Like you said, she's Stanford. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Akash Singh]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Alex Media]

Ah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think they're trying to say that lawyers are blood sucking, lifeless humanoids. I think they're trying to say, when you have a problem, you want the experts to be on your side, not like some vampire in disguise of the blood drive. So the opposite.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

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[Mark Gagnon]

All right. You want to do a Christmas quiz?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, this guy. Don't say this guy. Yo, Mark. I'm not even gonna mark in the chat. No, don't Mark. Don't Mark.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm the only one that cares about criminals. He just wants to be anti Semitic. That's up.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're being anti Semitic.

[Alex Media]

Stop that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You wouldn't want to celebrate Christmas. All right, all right, all right. Let's take your little Christmas quiz, Mark. Let's do it. You worked hard on this Christmas quiz. I did. Let's take this little Christmas. Oh, we got panels.

[Mark Gagnon]

Everyone gets a board. Joe, we got markers.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're in the car.

[Mark Gagnon]

Here we go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, my God, I love this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Congrats. You get to be a part of the Christmas quiz.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yay.

[Akash Singh]

Here, I'll pass it down to Alex.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Here you go.

[Mark Gagnon]

Here you go. Oh, there you go. All right, this is a year up, year end review. All right? I'm going to ask you five questions with four different categories, okay? You have to write down, you have to put an answer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep.

[Mark Gagnon]

And I'm going to ask you the questions, and we'll go through the answers afterwards. All right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep. Oh, my God, you guys are crazy. What was that?

[Alex Media]

Nothing.

[Andrew Schultz]

What was that, bro? Dude, Al has been radicalized, bro. Hey, it's my Pictionary. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right. The ancient Indian thing.

[Akash Singh]

I could draw it. It's fine. To me. What is this?

[Mark Gagnon]

Everybody, question number one.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

This kid went viral this year.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

You remember that, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Right. Yes.

[Akash Singh]

Who is this?

[Mark Gagnon]

What country is he from? Now, for the record, you're going to get points based off of who's the accurate one, and then also who's the funniest one.

[Andrew Schultz]

What country is he from?

[Alex]

Watch the video.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just. That's all it is.

[Alex Media]

I need to watch the video.

[Mark Gagnon]

You've never seen this?

[Alex]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, my God. This is huge.

[Alex Media]

Swag.

[Mark Gagnon]

This. This was. This was one of the big trends of the year. All right, question number two. Best picture. Sydney Sweeney posted a lot of Instagram pictures. Which of these pictures was the most likely light?

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on now. We already know what time it is.

[Miles]

I put one in there for you, Schulte.

[Mark Gagnon]

Which one is the most respect?

[Andrew Schultz]

Go, go. Zoom in on that. Zoom in on that.

[Akash Singh]

Let's. Let's get a good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ooh. Oh. Okay.

[Akash Singh]

God gave some people everything, huh?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Which one got the most likes?

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, go on.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got a new pope. What city is he from and what city? His name. Okay, this couple went viral this year.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know if you remember them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Yep.

[Mark Gagnon]

What company did they work for?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Bonnie Blue had an amazing year. Yep. Breakout star.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep.

[Mark Gagnon]

How many men did Bonnie Blue sleep with in 24 hours?

[Akash Singh]

What was the third question again? I got distracted by the toast.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got to New Pope. Where's he from? What's his name?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I got it. Let's go.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, you ready?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep. Let's do it. 100%.

[Mark Gagnon]

Let's do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also, if you get it wrong, we might have a punishment. Shifty.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, question number one. This little kid or a foreman on the boat? Alex, what was your answer?

[Alex Media]

China.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Schultz.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thailand.

[Akash Singh]

I said one of the Chinese ones.

[Alex Media]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nope. The correct answer is Indonesia.

[Akash Singh]

I'm wrong.

[Andrew Schultz]

Partial points, Partial points. I have credit.

[Alex Media]

They're all Chinese.

[Andrew Schultz]

Number two.

[Alex]

China. Question mark. Question mark.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, y' all are racist, so I.

[Alex]

Kind of get a point as well.

[Mark Gagnon]

Akash gets 50 points. Joey, I need you to keep everyone's points on this. Okay? Sydney Sweeney, most liked photo.

[Akash Singh]

A, C. I said D because they're about to get two more likes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait a minute. B was the most liked.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was the most liked.

[Akash Singh]

I said, today we're an ass country, dude. I love that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Zoom in on that.

[Akash Singh]

That gives me hope.

[Andrew Schultz]

We need to see that closer.

[Alex Media]

Well, she don't got ass.

[Miles]

I also did a little math on this. The. The photos.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hang up. Yo, shout out. Shy. The most loud dog in the game. That was with the Gl. You had. You had your G's back right there. Shy, don't try to make him a good he.

[Lil Pete]

I love that.

[Miles]

Sold me out an hour ago. The two photos that you think would be the most liked. Don't fucking point. Shoot that at me. Are more recent, so they have less time to get the likes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah. But this is a significant difference. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Number three. Go.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right. The Pope. What's his name? What city is he from?

[Andrew Schultz]

Chicago.

[Akash Singh]

I knew he's from Chicago.

[Mark Gagnon]

Leo, did you put Chicago?

[Akash Singh]

I did put Chicago. I got the name wrong, though. I just went with the whitest name I could think of. John Johnson.

[Alex Media]

I put John, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, Real D. White people, like, that's it. That's exactly what I said.

[Mark Gagnon]

John.

[Andrew Schultz]

John, Luke or something alike. Dude. Alex.

[Alex]

I said Chi Town. Mr. Pope.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nope. We're gonna give 50 points for Chi Town. 50 points for Chicago. 50 points you said.

[Akash Singh]

He said Chicago.

[Miles]

And Leo, Mark what's his real name?

[Mark Gagnon]

Jonathan Robert.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fake ass.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's not Leo.

[Mark Gagnon]

His Pope name is Leo his Pope.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ain't that What?

[Akash Singh]

You just get credit for that?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, but Miles asked me his actual name.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, but he gets credit for Leo.

[Andrew Schultz]

He gets. That's what his name was. He's the Pope and that's what his name was.

[Mark Gagnon]

His name was Leo.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, he said that.

[Mark Gagnon]

So he gets 100 points.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, but his real name is something a real Catholic should know.

[Andrew Schultz]

And his name? Leo, bro. All right, number four. Go.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, number four.

[Andrew Schultz]

SpaceX.

[Alex Media]

I don't know.

[Akash Singh]

Ashley Madison.

[Alex]

I said flagrant as a joke.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on.

[Akash Singh]

100 points.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the. That was good.

[Mark Gagnon]

They worked for a company called Astronomer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, What'd you write? Al?

[Alex Media]

I just said I don't know.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right. Sex with dudes in a day.

[Mark Gagnon]

How many men did Bonnie Blue sleep with? Go ahead.

[Andrew Schultz]

1,012.

[Akash Singh]

1,036 was my guess.

[Alex Media]

I just put 1,000.

[Alex]

I put a million, cuz I believe in her.

[Mark Gagnon]

1,057.

[Alex Media]

Wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Akash gets 100 points.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why she do extra? Wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Do you want another round?

[Alex Media]

She really loves us.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like Schultz is pissed. No, I want another round. You want another round? Yeah, we could do another round.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, let's go another round.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Katy Perry went to space. Okay, name two other women that went to space with Katy Perry. What musician started the tik tok trend? 6, 7. Based off of one of his big songs. Taylor Swift. One of the biggest artists of the year. Just dropped the album. Showgirl. Life of a Showgirl. Name one song on the album.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah.

[Alex Media]

Come on, that's not fair.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, go.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oasis went on tour this year. Name the two brothers. And the final question. How many bottles of baby oil were confiscated from Diddy's house per the indictment? Okay, and then last one. Actually.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Name a famous musician that died this year. Whoever has the most monthly streams for the musician they name gets extra points.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, ready?

[Mark Gagnon]

Let's do it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Run it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm completely out of order. All right, who did Katy Perry go to space with?

[Alex Media]

Alex Bezos. Bitch. And Ellen.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was close.

[Miles]

Like that. Like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's going to be 50 points because technically, Lauren Sanchez did go to space.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lauren Sanchez.

[Mark Gagnon]

Ellen is not in the country. She's been out of the country.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, she's out of the country, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really? Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, Schultz.

[Andrew Schultz]

I had the no Doubt. The girl from no Doubt.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gwen Stefani.

[Andrew Schultz]

Gwen Stefani.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is she in it?

[Mark Gagnon]

Nope.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sure? Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I Mean, fact check me. Gwen spotted not go to space.

[Alex Media]

You're thinking of Katy Perry.

[Andrew Schultz]

Katy Perry and Gwen Safani. No, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

When did Gwen Safani go to space?

[Andrew Schultz]

Leah Thomas. No, not Len.

[Akash Singh]

Caitlyn Jenner was my guest. Was one of them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, who they. Who. Who drove the spaceship?

[Akash Singh]

That was what I was thinking. I sent Caitlyn Jenner for that exact reason.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, who else?

[Akash Singh]

Rosie ODonnell.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nope. Non.

[Akash Singh]

I thought the most feminine women I could think of.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sure.

[Alex Media]

Ellen didn't go.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, Ellen did not go to space.

[Andrew Schultz]

Doubt when.

[Mark Gagnon]

No. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it was Katy Perry and no doubt.

[Alex]

Oprah and a scientist. Question mark.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, a scientist.

[Alex]

There had to be a female scientist.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, who. Who went. Who went all right?

[Mark Gagnon]

Gail King.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who? Oh, it's not Oprah. That's Gail.

[Alex Media]

Oprah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Oprah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Lauren. Lauren Sanchez.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Aisha Bo, who is an aerospace engineer. Amanda Wynn and Carrie Ann Flynn.

[Alex Media]

Who's Amanda win?

[Akash Singh]

What kind of win are we talking, like W, Y, N, N or the Asian Vietnamese?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, Ng.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, next one.

[Mark Gagnon]

How does that make a difference?

[Akash Singh]

I was just curious. I'm glad an Asian went all right.

[Alex Media]

She got 100 points.

[Mark Gagnon]

For now. What artist had the tick tock trend? Six, seven.

[Akash Singh]

I said Skrillex.

[Mark Gagnon]

The tr. The correct answer, Alex, was. What was yours?

[Alex]

Kanye.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, so the correct answer is skrilla. That's 50 points. Rockosh. That's 50 points.

[Andrew Schultz]

Six. Seven.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, next question. Six.

[Akash Singh]

That should be 67 points beyond.

[Mark Gagnon]

What was the next question?

[Andrew Schultz]

In the spirit?

[Akash Singh]

Name a Taylor Swift song.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Name a Taylor Swift song.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I had nothing. Yo, I love Travis.

[Alex Media]

Football guy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I love Travis.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Miles]

All right, let's see.

[Alex]

There's a white girl in the room. Ophelia.

[Mark Gagnon]

There you go. Ophelia. Yes. You got her wrong.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it?

[Miles]

The fate of Ophelia.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, got him. I really don't like how you doing.

[Akash Singh]

Like that. That's exploitative.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's exploitative.

[Akash Singh]

He's negative HR in the room, yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that is fucked up. I don't like you have to do it like that.

[Alex Media]

You ain't have to do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Do that shit outside the office.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fine.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wait, what did you put?

[Andrew Schultz]

I put, oh, Kelsey cracked my cervix. Is that the name of one of the songs?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's 30 points. That's 50 points for Alex.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, all right, go.

[Alex Media]

How you get 30 points?

[Mark Gagnon]

Crack my sur. It's kind of funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oasis Brothers.

[Andrew Schultz]

David. All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Alex Media]

Because he always says that group.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep.

[Alex Media]

And you, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait.

[Miles]

Funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

50 points. 50 points.

[Alex Media]

Let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was 50 points.

[Akash Singh]

This one.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, what is it?

[Akash Singh]

Noah and Liam.

[Mark Gagnon]

Say again?

[Akash Singh]

Noah and Liam.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nah. Okay.

[Alex Media]

I love when you're confidently wrong.

[Andrew Schultz]

Very close. You're very close.

[Akash Singh]

What is it?

[Andrew Schultz]

It's Liam and then another one.

[Miles]

I forgot that.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, what is it? It's Liam and. No, no, you got both.

[Akash Singh]

Close.

[Alex]

I got both.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, 100 points for Alex.

[Akash Singh]

All right, give me 75 for Alex. Yeah, 75. Thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

50 for Schultz, 25 for Alex. Media.

[Alex Media]

No, I get 50.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, fine, it's 50. I don't give a. How many bottles of baby were at Diddy's house?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it was 10,000.

[Akash Singh]

10,000 is what I wrote down.

[Alex Media]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schultz]

I wrote ten. Ten thousand.

[Mark Gagnon]

The correct answer is a thousand.

[Akash Singh]

That was my second. I knew it was a factor.

[Alex Media]

I'm the closest without going over.

[Mark Gagnon]

What did you say?

[Alex Media]

What is 200? They said 10,000.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah, that's a good point. All right. I Gu gets 100 points for that.

[Alex Media]

Come on. Price is Right game.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, I'm going to need help. Miles, I need you to look these up.

[Miles]

I'm looking up a lot.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm looking.

[Mark Gagnon]

Name a musician that died. This.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the was that about? Just like.

[Alex Media]

That was aggressive just now.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, you're going to help.

[Miles]

I'm locked in. I got some good answers up here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Name a musician that died this year.

[Alex Media]

The guy who got killed by his son was. Did he do music?

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on, bro that died. A musician that died. Go.

[Alex Media]

It's. He just died and people know him. So he's either music or he's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

In the musician. He's.

[Alex]

Stone Roses. Because I forgot his name, but I feel like that's the of part. Partial points.

[Mark Gagnon]

The Stone Roses.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've never.

[Alex]

Rock band is that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who is that?

[Alex Media]

Some local band.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, it's better than local band. Didn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Didn't Janet Jackson die? Why are you trying to kill queens, bro?

[Alex Media]

Come on, Janet.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't think Janet.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, just ignore him to death. Like, damn.

[Alex]

C gets points. The answer is Quincy. Quincy Jones died this year.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, didn't David Bowie die this year? Oh, no, that was seen.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that was years ago. D' Angelo is a good one.

[Andrew Schultz]

D'. Angelo. How does it feel? How does it feel? Shout out D'.

[Mark Gagnon]

Angelo. No one gets points.

[Miles]

Quincy Jones died in 2024.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow. He should get some credit for D'.

[Akash Singh]

Angelo.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, Azzy. I was born would have been a Great.

[Akash Singh]

He died this year.

[Andrew Schultz]

Azie. He's.

[Miles]

You would think also second would be Brian Wilson, but his. He doesn't have that many streams compared.

[Mark Gagnon]

To his band from the Beach Boys. All right, you want sports?

[Andrew Schultz]

Azie. Azie.

[Mark Gagnon]

No sports.

[Akash Singh]

I'm into it.

[Alex Media]

He really thought he was cooking with this.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm having fun.

[Akash Singh]

I'm having fun.

[Andrew Schultz]

I really did think what? Do we have time? No, I want to. It's a 10 minute clock.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on, let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is there anything else y' all want to talk about? Come on. This is on Patreon. This is on Patreon. I understand. I just want to make sure within the last 10 minutes that we talk about everything we want to talk about.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's fair.

[Andrew Schultz]

There was. Maybe there was another thing that we were going to talk about.

[Mark Gagnon]

Probably. There are many other things.

[Miles]

So this F is ending right at the 10. I don't care if you're mid sentence. It's cut.

[Akash Singh]

I like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Miles.

[Andrew Schultz]

Miles.

[Akash Singh]

He's angry.

[Andrew Schultz]

You. You can't speak to us like you speak to Alex and Williamster. Okay? You're not gonna be a commanding, powerful individual here. We might go to overtime.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay? That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

There might be an overtime in this episode. There might be an overtime. We might go dark.

[Akash Singh]

Go dark.

[Andrew Schultz]

We don't care. Think we need these lights.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Alex Media]

I do.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got New Yorker of the week. We got some Gen Z boomer school shit we can put you on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, I need. I feel like. I feel like I spent enough time online that I. I'm nice with the Gen Z. Gen Z. All right? I feel like it's probably impossible for you guys to surprise me with any content whatsoever.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's. This G. Do you know about this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Say the color on beat. Blue.

[Mark Gagnon]

Pink.

[Andrew Schultz]

Blue.

[Mark Gagnon]

Pink.

[Andrew Schultz]

Blue. Button. Oh, pink. Green, Pink, Green, Pink. Green. I say blue. Move, you idiot. Green, purple, Green, purple, green, purple, green, purple, purple, Red, purple, red, purple, red, purple, red, green, blue, purple, green. Pink, red, blue, Purple. Bro. So this is what y' all do. Give him a heart. This is what y' all do. This is what y' all do. This is what your generation. This is the next group of people are gonna lead America.

[Akash Singh]

I'm truly discouraged.

[Mark Gagnon]

Buy this.

[Alex]

Chair.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bear. Pear. Chair. Pair. Go.

[Mark Gagnon]

You got out.

[Alex Media]

Bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Pear, bear. Chair.

[Akash Singh]

Bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Pear, pear, pear. Bear. Bear.

[Lil Pete]

Bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Pear. Bear.

[Akash Singh]

Bear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Chair.

[Akash Singh]

Shoe mark, y'. All.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bear. Bear, Chair. Pair. Pear. Bear.

[Mark Gagnon]

Chair.

[Alex Media]

Pair.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bear, Pair. Pair.

[Alex Media]

Chair.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bear. There. I killed that.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, last one. Bubble, butter.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bubble, butter. Bubble, bubble. Bubble, butter. Bird.

[Mark Gagnon]

Butter.

[Andrew Schultz]

Butter, bubble, bubble bird. Butter, butter, bubble bird. Bubble, bubble, bubble bird, baby bird. Bubble butter, butter, bubble bath, baby. Butter bubble bath, baby. Garbage. Butterfly bath. Bubble babble. Bath, bath, bath. Yeah, you can't keep throwing in new ones that I don't know what they are.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, but this is like you guys hang out together and do this.

[Alex Media]

Concealed like their generation is cooked, bro.

[Alex]

I've only ever seen David in my house.

[Alex Media]

Y' all should eat like Tide Pods or something. At least we were doing fun shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I'm trying to understand, like, what is. How does this come to be?

[Mark Gagnon]

You react to it on TikTok is how the kids are doing it.

[Akash Singh]

Got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you show yourself doing it it and then everyone shares it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just like we just did.

[Andrew Schultz]

But like, would you do it with your friends as a collective?

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Alex Media]

This not happen at the coffee shop.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, we did it today in the office and it was quite fun.

[Lil Pete]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Was it?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I enjoyed myself.

[Akash Singh]

Surprising.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I enjoy. What else has Gen Z got?

[Akash Singh]

Can we do New York of the week? Because I'm.

[Andrew Schultz]

I need just wave one more little Gen Z action.

[Mark Gagnon]

This one came from Shifty.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, all right. Damn.

[Akash Singh]

He's actually Gen Z, though. He would know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know this one.

[Alex Media]

That means you don't feel confident about it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know this one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Give me the ball.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know it. I don't know it. That's the only thing. So I'm not gonna be able to explain it as well. Shift. Did you want to explain?

[Miles]

Well, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is popping in Atlanta right now.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

So in Atlanta there's this joke where these girls were like posting their food in restaurants, but for some reason in Atlanta restaurants it's so dark for no reason. So all these girls using their flashlights to take videos. So people started making these like jokes.

[Akash Singh]

Where it's super, like dark for the.

[Mark Gagnon]

Food and then it turned into just being low exposure jokes.

[Alex Media]

People at home. I'm sorry.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, can't be honest. This making me not want to have kids. Like, if this is what they're going to grow up doing, I'm good. I don't want my kid acting like this, thinking this is entertaining.

[Mark Gagnon]

What did you start with?

[Akash Singh]

We did fun. Homophobia.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Akash Singh]

Fun. Hilarious.

[Lil Pete]

Racism.

[Akash Singh]

But it's fun racism. Fun a lot hilarious.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

The essence of this podcast, this is.

[Mark Gagnon]

What is happening in Atlanta. The Falcons literally just posted this today. Coke, body, losing weight, EBT section 8.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thoughts? There's no way. Thoughts? You're telling me The Atlanta Falcons football franchise.

[Mark Gagnon]

From the official Falcons account.

[Alex]

People are.

[Andrew Schultz]

Calling it Chicken Alfredo on music.

[Miles]

Do you want to do the pod in Atlanta?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, this. They call it in Atlanta?

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah.

[Miles]

Atlanta pod.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is what's happening with the kids, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is what Jen's doing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, man. No, this is.

[Akash Singh]

We got time for New York of the week.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got time.

[Akash Singh]

I just need something to cleanse my pallet.

[Mark Gagnon]

New York of the week. We got a couple. Couple suggestions. All right, I'll let the person that submitted this say why he's lost all confidence in everything.

[Alex Media]

It's all right, Mark.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, this is.

[Alex Media]

We don't blame you.

[Mark Gagnon]

So what do you have on this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me give them some time.

[Akash Singh]

I love this guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

It didn't work. This is incredible suggestion in that one.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was Joey.

[Akash Singh]

I liked it. That guy's good.

[Miles]

Y' all ever have that belt buckle where you can put words on it? There's led.

[Andrew Schultz]

I never bought it, but I'm familiar with what you're saying.

[Miles]

I had that.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what.

[Miles]

That reminds me.

[Andrew Schultz]

What words did you put on it?

[Miles]

My name, mainly.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's it. Anything else?

[Miles]

No, just my name.

[Andrew Schultz]

Alex, would you like to chime in on this at all?

[Alex]

Every time he opens his mouth.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, what?

[Alex]

I'm scared of whatever accusations. Three minutes left.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're making your co workers afraid. That is. That's not fair.

[Miles]

Do better.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not fair. That's not fair.

[Alex Media]

What's going on?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm totally fine with you guys being friends as long as there's no, like, hooking up. And if you guys do that on your own time, that's totally fine. But if, you know, Shifty catches you and he tells me. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. Shifty. You told me that Miles cleaned the little tomato sauce off of her cheek. Oh, that's cute. You guys really clean together. And M. M did one of these with the napkin. He was like, no, you got a little something on her cheek. That must have been someone else. I. I wasn't me.

[Alex]

It must have been another blonde friend.

[Akash Singh]

There's a microphone you got to use. I know it's a little too phallic for you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, here we go. Here we go.

[Mark Gagnon]

So this is another. Now we're talking another suggestion for New Yorker of the week. The New Jersey local friend of mine, the legend, Lil Pete.

[Lil Pete]

You know, there's this group of college kids, man, and they really love watching my video videos, so I sent them the ticket link along with My phone number so they could buy tickets to come and watch my show. The next day, I got a call from one of the kids mothers, and she was like, you sold my son tickets to your show? I was like, yes, ma', am, I did. I said, but don't worry, the show has not sold out yet. And I would love nothing more than for you and your entire family to come and watch me live. She was like, my son is never coming to see your filthy show. I've seen your videos online and you are bad. Bad. That's right, baby. Yo, little Pete, that boy a bad man. Now let's get this money, baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's get this money.

[Akash Singh]

I love that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, let's get this money.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bless little piece of legend. Yo, Little Pete the goat.

[Mark Gagnon]

Accidental Dice Clay is what we call. So my buddy Row, he calls him in the biz, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Do we have a call?

[Lil Pete]

Oh, Mark. What's up, my brother?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, what's up, baby? Yo, I'm doing excellent, bro. I have great news. News for you.

[Lil Pete]

Tell me what's up?

[Mark Gagnon]

You are officially the flagrant podcast New Yorker of the week, bro. Congratulations.

[Lil Pete]

Get the out of here.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, you're on the podcast live right now. Awesome, bro.

[Lil Pete]

That's awesome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Pete, you're on the pod right now. You're live.

[Lil Pete]

I'm on the pod right now. Yo, you guys are my favorites, bro. Yo, shout out to everybody over there.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you, my bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

We love you, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

What are we.

[Andrew Schultz]

What are we gonna do about these Muslims, bro? Hold, wait. What?

[Mark Gagnon]

Wait.

[Lil Pete]

Oh, man. Feed him some baba ganoush and let it take itself out on him.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what?

[Mark Gagnon]

I.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, Pete. I like it.

[Lil Pete]

You know what I'm saying?

[Mark Gagnon]

You been at the strip club? Have you been at the strip club lately?

[Lil Pete]

Went around Halloween, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, nice.

[Alex Media]

Did you.

[Mark Gagnon]

You meet any baddies?

[Andrew Schultz]

You meet any baddies at the strip club or what?

[Lil Pete]

I picked up a six foot foot baddie. I gotta send you the pictures of us eating that fushimi. We were taking pictures by the Christmas tree. He's taller than you and Andrew. She's bigger than both of you guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

She's a.

[Lil Pete]

She's a good person, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

She's a good person. Yo, is it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is it true that you had to fight your mom's boyfriend?

[Lil Pete]

Yeah, I knocked him out and everything. I almost went to jail.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, why? Why? What happened?

[Lil Pete]

It was over a pint of ice cream. He was like, you should have got the 299 deal. I was like, get the out of my House.

[Alex Media]

What was the flavor?

[Lil Pete]

Leaving, you know? So, like, two days later, he had filed a police report. And two days later, I'm just getting home from work. There's a knock at my door. It's the cops. My mother's like, yo, do you have to put the handcuffs on? The guy's like, unfortunately, ma', am, yeah, we do.

[Andrew Schultz]

And.

[Lil Pete]

But she was the only witness. She was the only witness, so she killed his case.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, There you go. Now, what flavor was the ice cream?

[Lil Pete]

Okay, cannoli flavored Ben and Jerry.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is delicious.

[Lil Pete]

It's not worth getting your head cracked open, but it's good. You know what I'm saying?

[Alex Media]

That's funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, Pete, we love you, dog. Yo, I love you guys too, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, congrats, New York of the week.

[Lil Pete]

I woke up this morning, right, and I had a follow from Bert Kreiser on my phone. I'm like, yo, what's going on? I sent it to Row.

[Andrew Schultz]

He was like, oh, oh, because you're popping, bro. It's happening, my boy. It's happening.

[Mark Gagnon]

Accidental Dice Clay, the legend.

[Lil Pete]

Oh, man. Bro, let me know when to do the flavoring podcast. I will be there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, you. You are doing it right now.

[Lil Pete]

Oh, I'm doing it right now. Yo. Merry Christmas.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, let's go. Talking about even the.

[Lil Pete]

Even the Muslims, even though they don't celebrate that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, God bless you, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Love you, dog.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll see you soon.

[Akash Singh]

Love you, buddy.

[Alex Media]

Thank you, Pete.

[Lil Pete]

All right, cool, cool.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, the legend, Lil Pete. Oh, I love him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shout out Little Pete, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's the best.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dude, we might need Little Pete to pull up, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

We might need to.

[Andrew Schultz]

We might need him to do the weather. We got a weather segment with Lil Pete once a week. I love that we have our weekly weatherman, geopolitics expert. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We gotta give him a little segment. Something. Anyway, guys, who won the game, by the way?

[Mark Gagnon]

Joey, do you know what the final scores were? Akash won with 320 points, followed by White Alex.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's go. Good job, y'. All.

[Mark Gagnon]

We did it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Good job.

[Alex Media]

I thought we were supposed to get each other's gifts.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you? Did you get gifts?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I did.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, what'd you get?

[Alex Media]

Over here, See?

[Mark Gagnon]

Should we do the gifts on Patreon?

[Alex Media]

No, that we don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do it now. I want everyone to know.

[Alex Media]

You'll enjoy it.

[Mark Gagnon]

We go into overtime for the gifts.

[Miles]

You'll enjoy it know over time.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I think we got to do the gifts on Patreon now. Oh, all right. All right.

[Alex Media]

Sorry, guys.

[Akash Singh]

That gives us time to buy some.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, Then we can go run and grab stuff. All right.

[Miles]

Patreon.com is that for everybody?

[Akash Singh]

Is that you got one thing for everybody or one thing?

[Alex Media]

I thought we doing white elephant, yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

We love y', all, man. Peace.

[Alex Media]

Peace.

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Akash Singh]

Is that guy with the binoculars watching us?

[Andrew Schultz]

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[Alex Media]

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