Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories

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Episode Overview

Podcast: Andrew Schulz’s Flagrant with Akaash Singh
Episode: Are You Garbage on Phillies Karen, Airplane Etiquette, & Nasty Hotel Stories
Date: September 10, 2025
Guests: Kevin “Foley” Ryan & H. Foley from Are You Garbage
Theme:
A raucous, wide-ranging hang featuring the Are You Garbage crew, this classic Flagrant episode dives into the etiquette of ballparks, airplanes, hotels, grilling, and general “garbage” behaviors. The group delivers raw, hilarious takes on what counts as trashy, how immigrant and regional backgrounds influence "garbage" codes, and why Philly sports fans are a breed apart. Expect a ton of banter, personal stories, power-move etiquette debates, and a showstopping segment on the grossest hotel habits in comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Phillies “Karen” Ballpark Viral Clip (34:04, 35:22)

• Context: Viral footage of a woman at a Phillies game who kept a ball meant for a kid.
• Panel Reaction: Everyone agreed the adult's behavior was “garbage” and you should always give the ball to a child.
• Foley: “That's where we're at now. Where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a baseball.” (37:01)
• Mark Gagnon: “Every one of those baseballs should be handed to a child. If you catch it... you don't keep.” (37:24)
• Life Lesson Debate: Panel briefly considers whether these incidents give necessary “life lessons” about fairness. Ultimately, they're clear: the adult was in the wrong.

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2. Airplane Etiquette: Reclining Seats & Grievances (09:05, 16:27)

• Akaash admits: He always reclines his seat, even though he's only 5'7", and wonders if that’s “garbage.”
• Foley shares secrets: He reclines right after the seatbelt check, maximizing relaxation.
• Miles: “If United Airlines says you’re able to go back, why don't you not go back?” (10:49)
• Mark’s ‘Moral Code’: He won’t recline if the person in front of him doesn’t and tries to be ‘the change in the world’ (11:01).
• Relationship seat politics: The guys riff on whether you should insist on sitting together as a couple, trading stories about upgrades, splitting seats, and flying separately (18:05–21:47).

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3. Power Moves & Brown Comic Dinner Drama (59:03–64:43)

• Akaash’s Story: Tried to organize a dinner for Indian comics. One guest demanded a personal invitation via text, then responded simply “Hey,” then ghosted Akaash.
• Panel Judgement: Consensus is it was a passive-aggressive power move: “You hit someone with a hey, you can suck all the dicks.” – Mark Gagnon (60:04)
• Akaash: “I tried to patch it up... No response.” (61:26)
• Panel: “That guy’s done.” (63:06)

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4. Immigrant “Garbage” and Grading on a Curve (13:07, 14:05)

• Miles observes: There’s white “garbage” and immigrant “garbage.” For many immigrant families, taking leftovers home isn’t optional–it’s a given.
• Foley: “That would be the leftover thing. Inherently, people that struggle take the food, you know, and that takes a generation.” (14:05)
• Everyone admits: There’s a cultural curve to judging “garbage,” especially around frugality and food waste.

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5. Hotel Horror Stories & Comedy’s Nastiest Secrets (40:40, 71:23–77:12)

• Prompt: “Where do you ejaculate in hotels?”
• Multiple admissions: Comic after comic describes doing it on the floor, in towels, or – infamously – the comforter.
• Disgust & Laughter: Akaash (reeling): “You judge the baseball stealing guy? You’re coming in comforters and the children probably sleep in your cum!” (75:18)
• Foley: “I don’t think you want to hear where I do it... I used a comforter.” (73:36)
• Panel Reflection: They debate hotel cleanliness, tipping, tipping the cleaning staff (77:13–79:31), and the ethics and horror of lived-in hotel rooms for travelers.

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6. Trashy or Not? Grilling at Friends’ Houses (24:46–28:47)

• Scenario: Is it trashy for someone to come over and grill on your grill at your party?
• Mark Gagnon: “If it’s your house, you gotta go down with the ship. This stud ain’t coming in here and grilling my…” (27:48)
• But, exceptions: If a guest is passionate about grilling and genuinely loves it, maybe it’s okay; panel is divided but agrees it’s borderline questionable.

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7. Garbage Beer Taste Test (93:10–100:05)

• Challenge: The Are You Garbage crew must distinguish between Coors Light, Michelob Ultra, Pacifico, Old English, and Bud Light—served warm and through straws.
• Results: They confidently identify Old English but otherwise struggle, arguing Pacifico’s inclusion as “garbage” is debatable.
• Foley: “I just want to give a little pushback on Pacifico being a trashy beer. Very good beer. High school, Pacifico, Tostones…” (98:26)
• Takeaway: Even seasoned dirtbags struggle when the beers are warm; “Our palates have gotten too refined, dude. Being in the front of the plane all the time.” (99:51)

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8. Philly Sports, Trashiness, and Pride (46:08–55:25)

• Why do people hate Philly fans? From “batteries in snowballs” to a jail inside the old stadium, the panel recounts infamous stories of Philly trashiness—and why it persists.
• Classic Quote: “There is a garbage element built into the DNA of Philadelphia... You could save babies from a burning building and still be a little bit garbage while you do it.” –Akaash (53:45)
• Panel muses: Philly pride and “being garbage” are deeply intertwined.

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9. Travel, Tipping, and Money (77:13–82:12)

• Hotel Tipping: Panel discusses proper tips for cleaning staff, bellhops, and coat checks.
• Foley: “I never see the person, so I didn't. Never thought to tip him. I'm gonna start doing it.” (77:51)
• Mark: “My new thing is 20 for everything. I got enough cash.” (78:41)
• Ethics debate: Should you tip daily or at the end, and what happens if you don't see the staff?

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10. Miscellaneous Trashy Moments

• Wearing only free Hawaiian shirts for a year (31:19): Panel rules it’s weird but not offensive—a sign of “garbage” frugality.
• Getting dessert at a high-end restaurant (65:30): If you make it clear, it’s a power move but not “garbage,” especially on a date.

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Notable Quotes & Classic Moments

• “That look don't help her anymore. That looks like every one of my aunts.” – Mark Gagnon on Phillies Karen (35:28)
• “You hit someone with a ‘hey’, you can suck all the dicks.” – Mark Gagnon, on weak RSVP etiquette (60:04)
• “That's where we're at now, where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a baseball.” – Foley (37:01)
• “There is a garbage DNA built into the DNA of Philadelphia.” – Akash (53:45)
• “You judge the baseball stealing guy? You’re coming in comforters, and the children probably sleep in your cum!” – Akaash (75:18)
• “If the person in front of me doesn't [recline], I don't do it. If they do it, I might even... not go back.” – Mark Gagnon (10:34)
• “My new thing is 20 for everything. I got enough cash.” – Mark Gagnon (78:41)
• “Wanna suck Mark Gagnon’s dick? We got tour dates.” – Akash Singh (entirely in Flagrant promo spirit) (47:47)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• Phillies “Karen” Ballpark clip and reactions: 34:04–37:24
• Airline seat reclining debate: 09:05–11:01
• Hotel cum confessionals: 71:23–77:12
• Philly sports trash debate: 46:08–54:00
• Dinner invite “power move” story: 59:03–64:43
• Taking home leftovers (“immigrant curve”) 13:07–14:22
• Garbage beer taste test: 93:10–100:05
• Grilling etiquette: 24:46–28:47
• Tipping on the road: 77:13–79:55

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Episode Tone

Unfiltered, rowdy, fast-paced, often raunchy, and stringently honest. Flagrant and Are You Garbage share a high-energy, panel-roast vibe, where no topic is too gross, no bit too self-deprecating, and vulnerabilities are thrown in for big laughs. The crew is merciless, jovial, and their regional/immigrant pride and self-awareness give the show both heart and punch.

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Final Word

If you want to test your own “garbage” mettle, laugh at the worst hotel secrets in stand-up, or find out why Philly fans are the way they are, this episode is pure Flagrant gold. The Are You Garbage boys prove exactly why they’ve become cult podcast kings—riffing, roasting, and admitting to the dirtiest behaviors, all in the name of real talk and brotherhood.

Transcript

[Akash Singh]

What happened at this Phillies game? Do y' all know?

[Mark Gagnon]

Dad gets it.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gives it to the son, gives it.

[Miles]

Right to his kid.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he gives it back to her.

[Foley]

That's a gentleman thing to do.

[Akash Singh]

Man, this lady.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's all right.

[Foley]

Who's she giving the ball to? She keeps it for herself. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What a. Ooh.

[Foley]

Man, that look don't help her anymore.

[Mark Gagnon]

That looks like every one of my aunts. That is a.

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Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's some cuck ass.

[Foley]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's wild.

[Miles]

No, he's all me in mind. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day, and I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am, so if you're gonna come anyway, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, I love grilling. This is my love language. The way I communicate my affection for.

[Foley]

People is when I couldn't eat this.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's his love language. It's my wife. It's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

We all go to hotels. Probably jerk off in the hotel. Where do you ejaculate?

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm gonna leave a room.

[Akash Singh]

One of us does it on the floor.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've heard that a lot.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

Listen, I'm not condoning it.

[Miles]

It makes me want to throw up.

[Foley]

I don't think you want to hear where I do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

He puts his underwear back on a lot of times.

[Foley]

That way worse. I used a com. Are you.

[Akash Singh]

No. Don't lie to me.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a Hotel.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

YouTube comments saying we look about the same fully.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, you getting heat?

[Akash Singh]

I got one episode. They crushed me, dude. They were just like, how are you so fat so fast?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Hey, I've been there, too. You know what to do. Put yourself next to a guy who's £400.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, aren't you on the thing, though? Ozempic.

[Foley]

Bringing up old shit. I was. I was on Ozempic.

[Akash Singh]

What happened?

[Foley]

We had a long talk and started to go our separate ways. No, I was on it. I did good. We went to Ireland to film.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was doing great.

[Foley]

Doing great. I mean, whatever. I was taking that. I wasn't doing anything else. I wasn't doing great. I was on a drug.

[Akash Singh]

Are you too fat to make eye contact with me?

[Foley]

I don't know. Trying to sit in here.

[Mark Gagnon]

What?

[Foley]

The room. All right. This is not fun.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Do you want to switch with me?

[Akash Singh]

I don't.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay. I'm just saying, you'd be knuckled in over here.

[Akash Singh]

I would love to see what it looks like because this, of course, you.

[Foley]

Want it for directing purposes. Of course.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yes. Block this thing a little because it might. It might look better. Hey, guys, I'm going to trust you off cam on what looks better.

[Foley]

Real buzz over there.

[Akash Singh]

Okay. All right.

[Foley]

God damn it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's better.

[Akash Singh]

This is better.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, come on. You and me, buddy.

[Foley]

Hey, podcast on at a table, by the way.

[Mark Gagnon]

You see right now, you step your.

[Foley]

Up, hand me my coffee, say, your grandmom's garage. All right, we're doing a broadcast here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, big man does not like not having a table.

[Foley]

I'm always saying, hey, can we do it at the kitchen table at the Airbnb or whatever. And every time they act like it's a big deal, I don't know, lighting in the sound, and I'm sitting in the living room, my nutsack hanging out at the bottom of my jeans.

[Akash Singh]

I don't think your nutsack is the thing. We're noticing you.

[Foley]

Believe it or not, it is. That's all I hear. Look at Foley's moose knuckles. His balls are huge. And they know it's all balls. They know it's no dick.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's all balls.

[Foley]

It's all balls, man.

[Akash Singh]

Big balls, dick. Dude, that's important.

[Foley]

No, it's not.

[Akash Singh]

What? I'm trying.

[Foley]

4Th and 1. Trying to.

[Mark Gagnon]

Akash is being real nice like that. You know, some girls like that. There's some freaks out there that. That kind of gets them off.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying desperately. I feel bad, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Killing it.

[Akash Singh]

You seem uncomfortable. I don't feel bad that you're £400. That was you. I just feel bad that you seem uncomfortable.

[Foley]

How that's supposed to make me feel?

[Akash Singh]

No, this is.

[Foley]

This is actually better. And it's perfect. And I feel great.

[Akash Singh]

I tried to give you a heart to heart. Do you remember that years ago?

[Foley]

What?

[Akash Singh]

I came up to you and I tried to give you a heart to heart.

[Foley]

No, you're fat. What do you want from this guy? Got a fucking bite after this.

[Mark Gagnon]

What are you talking about? Yeah, you caught, dude. You caught fucking. Only you could call someone else that and it get laughs. That's crazy. He's got.

[Foley]

You're not. I'll be honest with you. When I. When we hugged and then when you walked by me again, I tapped his thing. I was like, oh, he's working out. Because your shoulders look bigger in that sweatshirt.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, thanks, dude.

[Foley]

Thanks.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying four times a week. Really get after it. Do you want to work out with me?

[Foley]

No, no, I'm not making any. Any things like that because I always fall on them. I just sort of zepbound. I'm two weeks into like a real dose, so we'll see how it goes. I feel better. I'm not eating. I was walking this weekend.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's great. They got a new one coming too. They got a new one that's even better.

[Foley]

What's it called?

[Akash Singh]

Retatrue Tide. I'm all up on my peptides now. I'm all up on it.

[Foley]

Dude, wait, that's a peptide.

[Akash Singh]

It's a peptide. So is what you're doing. It's a peptide.

[Foley]

I thought that was a GLB one or something like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a peptide, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You're on your own. Pepsi.

[Miles]

You said blt. What did you say?

[Mark Gagnon]

BLT number three. Extra fries.

[Miles]

That's what I get you.

[Foley]

There's another British thing that's been in my head. Those bacon sandwiches I keep hearing people talk about. What is straight bread and bacon?

[Mark Gagnon]

Just bread.

[Akash Singh]

Is that a British thing?

[Foley]

Yeah, bacon sandwiches.

[Akash Singh]

I listen, I've been to London about six, seven times. I ain't never seen no fucking bacon sandwiches.

[Foley]

Go to the wrong part of town. No, to answer your question about the. I was epic. I did go on it, but I wasn't doing anything. I wasn't like eating the protein that you should. I wasn't working out, I wasn't walking. I was just letting that work. And it did, but I felt like the whole time. Yeah, yeah. And then we were going to Ireland to. To shoot some stuff for Patreon and.

[Akash Singh]

You know, you guys have a. Your Patreon is cooking.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, we're up there, baby.

[Akash Singh]

How many. How many patrons you got? I want to ask about dollars.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it's all public.

[Foley]

15,000 strong.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's public. It's $130,000.

[Foley]

Wow, that's far.

[Akash Singh]

That is awesome.

[Foley]

Wait, what?

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, it's $14,000 a year.

[Akash Singh]

So what do you guys do on the Patreon that everybody else is missing? You're like, you're like the case study.

[Mark Gagnon]

We are, you know, we were. You were. We studied. We, you know, you guys had laid the format for us for, you know, to do it. And we kind of, you know, it's kind of just stupid because we're dirt bags at heart. It was like very value based. Yeah, it was like, just give Everybody, make a $10 level and give them more shit on the $10 level. So like 99% of the people are at the $10 level.

[Foley]

Very smart.

[Mark Gagnon]

Because, like, they would join for the five and then be like, well, there's, you know, I get a whole nother show.

[Akash Singh]

And you guys really have really poured into the pot. Like, your tours are together. You are a product.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's it. Yes. Just some of the. We've learned independently we are not as good as we are together. The sum of the parts is better than the parts.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but you guys still put out your own specials.

[Foley]

But it's on the same channel.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, which is great.

[Mark Gagnon]

But it' like, you know, there's a thing where, like, you do this with like your friends when you're younger. You know, when you're like, I remember.

[Akash Singh]

You guys coming up right underneath, like our class like this, coming up from Philly together.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Foley]

I think we took over the Village Lantern after you guys. Literally.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. The same club. Schultz and I came up at you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Guys, you guys were like, yeah, the. The generation ahead of us.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

We would like tell stories like Schultz and Akash did this and we would like try. We try to dress cool and shit. It was so we were trying to be. You remember? I came, I got. I had like a sweatshirt with like a leather patch on it. And he's like, what the is that?

[Foley]

I don't know what that on? Have that polo zip on.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm going to be an idiot.

[Akash Singh]

Well, you look great now, dude. Pure sex.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You're married?

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Where'd you guys get married?

[Foley]

Hawaii.

[Akash Singh]

So listen, you guys keep saying you're garbage, but I don't know what's so garbage about getting married in Hawaii.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what's garbage? He took all of his money on the wedding and it was a day before Christmas. I made everybody fly out and ruin Christmas for every day.

[Miles]

And I ran into this guy on the. On the airplane.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, we were on the plane together. You.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys were.

[Akash Singh]

You guys had a show out there.

[Miles]

We're in Hawaii the same weekend.

[Mark Gagnon]

Same weekend.

[Akash Singh]

Not because you were invited to the.

[Miles]

Wedding, because there was a last minute invite thrown my way. I was like, yeah, come through or something.

[Foley]

I did, I did throw it out to the boys.

[Miles]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Foley]

A little star power there. You know what I mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's like, are Schultz and the boys coming? Like, dude, they're not coming to your.

[Foley]

There was a lot of chicks there. I wanted to look cool.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

Going up to the girl, like, it's not that serious.

[Miles]

I would have gone, honestly.

[Foley]

But the wedding, friends, really.

[Miles]

The wedding was the same night as the show.

[Foley]

So yes, it was. Yeah, it was.

[Miles]

But I got on the plane and we were talking. We were just, you know, chit chatting. And then we got into first class and then Kippy left and he was like, yeah, I'm right here. Which one are you in?

[Foley]

I was like, oh, I'm.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm in front of the plane.

[Miles]

I'm like, I'm a little farther in the back. And then I got all the way to 34C.

[Akash Singh]

You're flying first.

[Mark Gagnon]

Me?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Way flat.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

Then I walked to 34C and then.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was like, I was in one. A dog. I was fucking locked up.

[Miles]

And then the best part is that I got in the back of the plane and I was going to text him like yo, something, something. Hit me with the details. Whenever we landed, I saw that he did a show that I do in East Village and I never paid him. So from the back of the plane.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's right. He had to venmo me money. When I'm sitting there with a glass of champagne. It was actually an ipa, but I'm trying to be classy around. It was about 9am I got a bells too harded in me and he venmos me like $12.50.

[Foley]

I was hearing him cackling from up front.

[Miles]

I'm so pissed. In the back of the plane just.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, God damn it.

[Akash Singh]

You should have used it to buy yourself a snack box.

[Miles]

I should have. Dude, I got fucking.

[Akash Singh]

Hey.

[Foley]

This is actually set him up a bento box. Straighten them out.

[Akash Singh]

In honor of you guys asking, what's you. You're you decide if a person is garbage or not or what they're doing is garbage or not. Regardless of wealth, regardless of anything. Is this garbage? I will always recline my seat on a plane. And I'm five seven. I'm five seven and I will always recline the seat on a plane. This is a big all the way back, baby.

[Foley]

Boom.

[Akash Singh]

Oh. As soon as we're on the air, if I can. As soon as I remember.

[Foley]

What about a long flight where they're doing dinner service?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Foley]

Now these days they pull you up. Hey, sir, you want to chill until.

[Akash Singh]

These days it's the lay flat on the long flight.

[Foley]

Okay? So don't worry about it.

[Akash Singh]

But if I'm economy, it don't matter. I've flown economy. I'm laying that back.

[Foley]

Doesn't that.

[Akash Singh]

Are you guys recline people or you.

[Miles]

I don't even get what the controversy.

[Foley]

I wait until they do that last check that you have Your seatbelt on. And then I'm back before we even take home.

[Akash Singh]

This guy's a genius.

[Foley]

Once they do the last check, they never get this guy.

[Akash Singh]

This guy will go flu. He'll have the lay flat seat. And as soon as they do the last check, he's laying down. Plane is taking off, he's laying flat.

[Foley]

That's the back of the school bus shit right there. Going around everybody.

[Miles]

That's not a racial comment.

[Foley]

Yeah, of course. That's why I said school bus. City bus would have been popped into my head.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, segregation there.

[Miles]

But to me I'm like, if the plane says you can go back, then you can go.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is the thing. I think it's like when and how to do it. It's like ye. Yeah.

[Foley]

That's why I said if the person.

[Mark Gagnon]

In front of you. And this is just the way I. I operate. I get it the way I operate. If the person in front of me doesn't do it, I don't do it. If they do it, I might even just bite the. Bite the bullet and not go back.

[Foley]

That's the worst.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow.

[Foley]

You're sitting there with.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys are good. I'm a good person.

[Miles]

But why if. If United Airlines says you're able to go back, why don't you not go back?

[Mark Gagnon]

If the person behind me is back, I'm going back. But like I don't know, like that's.

[Miles]

Why does it matter what they do?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know.

[Foley]

You're in their space, your head's there.

[Miles]

That's on United Arabs.

[Mark Gagnon]

Listen, I want to be the change in the world, you know what I mean? That I want. So I'm like, I'm not going.

[Foley]

Are you talking about.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm a Delta man who the flies you here going out like a jer.

[Akash Singh]

I fl. United missed a wedding.

[Mark Gagnon]

My flights.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I canceled my flights. Now the wedding was in Seattle. I really didn't want to go cuz it was so far. So that kind of worked out but awesome. Cancel the flight. You know what I mean?

[Foley]

That person's watching now, feeling like I love him.

[Akash Singh]

It was a six hour flight and they lost my luggage. I was. It was gotten.

[Miles]

Did you get your luggage back?

[Akash Singh]

I got it back. Yeah, I got it back eventually.

[Foley]

Can they bring it to the house?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. That's kind of nice.

[Foley]

It's kind of nice, man. Yeah, I don't mind that. Why don't. I gotta lug that out of the airport? I'll wait a week.

[Mark Gagnon]

Can you forget it? You forget it. On purpose. You leave it in the bathroom. Check stall three, I think. My luggage.

[Foley]

They usually get it there the same day, don't they?

[Akash Singh]

I did not get it the same day, but.

[Foley]

Yeah, but that's because they probably couldn't find it. Yeah, but they just go to the carousel.

[Akash Singh]

Flight got canceled on the way, so they lost my. My bag in the same airport that I dropped it off.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. You never made it out of nowhere.

[Akash Singh]

That was crazy. Is here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, no, I've had that. When they cancel it, just dump everything, like by the street. It's. It's like Juarez. It's nuts. You're just like. It's just like a mass pile of.

[Foley]

You're like luggage in Juarez.

[Mark Gagnon]

But it's. It's lawless is what I meant. But it's very. I. I couldn't find mine.

[Miles]

Worried about being racist there. That's not racial.

[Mark Gagnon]

Be more racial than. It's lawless. Not that there's. That's not a racial stereotype. There's a lot of luggage and luggage, please. I don't want Samsonite to come after me.

[Foley]

To me on the phone.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, so you guys are saying that's. I can, but it's not.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's fine. I mean. Yeah, it's not.

[Akash Singh]

You know, if you change your mind on taking food home from a restaurant, he's. You say that's garbage. I remember from the first episode.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And it hurt me because every Indian will always take the food home. It's not. We're not. This is non negotiable.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. I haven't changed my stance on that.

[Akash Singh]

It's garbage to take food back with.

[Foley]

You after you eat leftovers from the restaurant.

[Miles]

Have you guys implemented, like. Sorry. Also, before I ask this, I do want to just acknowledge I am where I want to address fancy you guys. And we've never acknowledged it. So now I just look like a lesbian.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, this is how cool you guys are. I just thought that was in style. Jean shorts and a blazer are what's hot. And we were going to go get jean shorts and blazer.

[Akash Singh]

We were supposed to do tuxedo shirts, but we couldn't find them. We have other garbage out dressed up.

[Miles]

I just need to get in front of that.

[Foley]

When I walked in the studio and saw. And saw the office and stuff. Then I saw you in that place, I was like, man, these guys are really.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was like, all right, you want to talk to your keys?

[Miles]

Be like, hey, leave it running. Like, I know I have. I have that vibe, but I wanted to Ask. Have you guys implemented like, like a, I don't know, an immigrant clause to, to the garbage matrix? Cuz there's so much like white garbage.

[Foley]

Do we let him in the studio?

[Mark Gagnon]

What do you mean? Hey, all, all forms are welcome.

[Miles]

Like, Akash's family is Indian, so, like their standard of what they do in this country might be different than white garbage.

[Akash Singh]

There was never a question of taking food home. It was just like what you did.

[Miles]

But that's an immigrant thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. So you grade on a curve. You're like, all right, well, that was in, you know, same with the South. You can't, you can't grade someone from Chicago the same as Florida.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Foley]

No, I see what you're saying, but those, I. That's everybody that's, that's still in, you know, Irish people, but, you know, it fades a little bit as the generations go on. But that's, that would be the leftover thing. That's like inherently in, you know, people that struggle to take the food, you know, and that takes a generation.

[Akash Singh]

We're taking the food home.

[Foley]

Yeah, of course. So we do get to that point. But when you have somebody comes in and they say, oh, my mom and aunt like to go to a all you can eat lobster place. And they line their purse with a plastic bag and put lobsters in there.

[Miles]

That is.

[Mark Gagnon]

That'S Florida.

[Foley]

That's got nothing to do with nature.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nurture.

[Foley]

Yeah. Shout out to Kim.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Shouts, yeah. Tour dates. Your boy is going to be in Dania Beach, Fort Lauderdale this weekend, September 11th through the 13th. I don't know why they gave me that date, but they did. September 25th through 27th. I'll be in Cleveland, Ohio, Dubai. October 5th. I'm pretty sure tickets are sold out, but they might have released some more, so go there. October 16th through 18th, Rhode Island. Also, there's more dates on the website, but one I will shout out. October 23rd through 25th. We've already sold out one show, so y' all should buy your tickets to that because they will sell out. But those dates and more@akash singh.com. we got some big announcements coming in a couple weeks. Can't say what they are, but I'm very excited. We'll get back to y' all soon. God bless, guys. There's a lot of cities we can suck Mark Gagnon's dick coming up. I Hope you're ready. October 23rd, Nashville, Tennessee. October 24th, Mobile, Alabama. Stop sucking your brother's dick and suck Mark Gagnon. October 25th, New Orleans, Louisiana. Hey guys, I'm gonna be honest. I went there fucking. It's one of my favorite cities in America. The comedy market is dog shit. Prove me wrong. Go to Mark Gagnon show. Try to suck his dick. November 16th, Hoboken, New Jersey. I forgot. November 9th, Denver, Colorado. November 23rd, Philadelphia. December 5th, Fort Wayne. December 6th, Detroit. Those tickets are [e-mail] now let's get back to the show.

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[Akash Singh]

Anybody else have any garbage grief grievances for. For me.

[Miles]

Oh, h. We.

[Akash Singh]

And if we don't have any because I'm so awesome, we can. We can worry about that later.

[Foley]

But I couldn't see that other than. And listen, the seat back thing being a little rude.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right.

[Foley]

And I'm a big dinner service guy on the plane or food service. You can't do that. The tray and I'm watching catching if I can like right there.

[Akash Singh]

I think I might account for a dinner service.

[Foley]

Yeah. And I think they would push you up if that happened.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, probably.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I don't give a.

[Mark Gagnon]

Other than that he almost got like a proper fist fight with an old man. One who you did. We were flying. We were flying out to the west coast and this guy got in and went back and he just was like, no dope. Like, he just. We were kind of drunk or whatever. You know, he had a couple pops in us.

[Foley]

You up, old man?

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, because when they go back on him, it's like.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's the thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what I mean?

[Foley]

Yeah, I'm all fatty. Yeah. How's that? Down now.

[Mark Gagnon]

So, yeah, we fly well together. It's typically like we sit next to each other.

[Foley]

No, we don't. What do you mean we fly well together? He ignores the out of me.

[Mark Gagnon]

First of all, we travel. It's like he wants to like sit there and talk like we just met. Coming back home four episodes.

[Foley]

Coming back from the road. We're flying like a Sunday or whatever. Been on the road, you know, a couple days together. Annoying the out of him. The headphones are on. He wants nothing to do it. I'm still doing bits.

[Akash Singh]

I don't want to sit together.

[Mark Gagnon]

Really.

[Akash Singh]

I don't. We had enough.

[Foley]

It is a good shutdown. Time.

[Akash Singh]

I need some me time.

[Mark Gagnon]

It'd be one thing if you're like juicy, so give me something I can sink my teeth into. He'll be like, I'm like, show me a meme or something.

[Miles]

I'm like, you ever do this with your girl? You guys have separate seats. And then she's like, so you're going to go talk to. To them and I go, for what?

[Akash Singh]

We've stopped trying to switch now. We're like 95% of the time, we're like, nah.

[Foley]

Wait, what do you mean you guys will fly with your legs separately.

[Miles]

Well, this is the same.

[Akash Singh]

Sometimes they'll split our reservation or like, for whatever reason, we're in different seats.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Or like, I'll have a window, she'll have an aisle. And then she goes, well, are you going to sit in the middle or am I going to sit in the middle?

[Foley]

Wait, hold on.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, wait, hold on a second. Oh, no, you guys don't put it together. I leave my wife in DSA pre check. You get out of here.

[Miles]

Exactly.

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Foley]

Wasn't there a time year you got upgraded and your wife didn't and you didn't give it to it?

[Miles]

Yeah, we switched.

[Foley]

We.

[Miles]

We flip flopped.

[Foley]

Oh, you did.

[Mark Gagnon]

You gave it to her?

[Miles]

We did. Half and half.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've taken do that.

[Akash Singh]

I took another listen if I was.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sitting next to sharing a first class seat. Crazy. Dude, wrap this up.

[Miles]

We were flying back from Greece. I got upgraded, she didn't. And so I was like, hey, you take it. Sleep as long as you want. Then whenever you're done, wake me up and then we'll do a little flip flop.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's not bad.

[Foley]

It's not bad.

[Miles]

She came back and I was chitchatting with some lady and we ended up talking the whole flight and I was like, yeah, it's fine. You stepped there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Whoa.

[Miles]

And that was a real mind because she came back, she was like, why? Why were you guys talking?

[Mark Gagnon]

Was she attractive? The lady you were talking to?

[Miles]

She was like 50. So. Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay. Yeah, there we go. Yeah.

[Miles]

My type.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow, that's dangerous. Like, no, you can. Yeah, I'd rather talk to this woman.

[Miles]

Which I didn't even really clock in my mind. I was like, no, she's telling me a crazy story, which was the most insane story.

[Mark Gagnon]

So much dick. Babe, you go up there, I'll be back here. Dude.

[Miles]

I was overserved. I just was like, you know what? I'm gonna stay right here. And it was great.

[Foley]

Wait, is that real? She was getting you drinks?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it was not a great.

[Foley]

Wait, hold on. Is a 50 year old kind of your type? No, I mean kids go a little freaking.

[Miles]

I mean she wasn't terrible. She wasn't terrible for 50. She was a solid 50.

[Foley]

All right, I'm with you. How do you guys get away? I can't. Me and my lady, if we fly to a vacation or you know, go home or to see her family or something like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys aren't closing business deals or anything? What else you be flying for? We only fly for vacation. I don't know, we're not. We're not into mergers and acquisitions.

[Foley]

Business is a little slow right now. Goddamn terrorists are killing us.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thought there be more foot traffic.

[Foley]

Anyway, I can't get away with that. Would never be allowed sitting separately. No, we sit together. It's a whole snack together.

[Miles]

Who sits in the middle? Middle though.

[Akash Singh]

How long y' all been together?

[Foley]

10 years.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, my wife and I 10 years too. But still we're like the middle.

[Foley]

If we're on it, we'll usually take the two on the left like the, the little two bangers.

[Miles]

Okay, but if you're three and three, someone's got to sit in the middle. And then now you convince your girl.

[Foley]

Hey, we rolled that dice. I get the aisle or the window. No, the. That would. There's no three on that side, right? So be in the middle.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you can do three and three.

[Foley]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Have you ever been on somebody before?

[Foley]

I know what I'm talking about.

[Akash Singh]

If it's just us two in, in the row. My wife would give me the window, but then she might like lie on me as I'm sleeping or whatever and just cuz she's five two or whatever. She could lie across the three.

[Foley]

We'll roll the dice on the three and take the two windows.

[Akash Singh]

She started taking the window. And I'm a little bit like, you don't make enough here.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is a dirt bag.

[Akash Singh]

You don't make enough. Wait, go to the middle. You'll throw on my shoulder. I'm here. Dude on I have such a hard time sleeping and I'm like a very. I move around a lot. I hate planes. I'm very like restless, so. And plane is the most miserable thing for me. That's why I'll put my seat back. Just praying I can sleep for like a half hour.

[Foley]

They really screw you in that wind seat with your lenage towards the window. Get rid of that goddamn bar. Yeah, put something there, some padding, some wrestling matters, something I try to Put the pillow. Yeah, that falls down and you got to go back and get it.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, buddy, it's a nightmare.

[Mark Gagnon]

How are you getting it? He doesn't. Sometimes he's dropped his phone before takeoff and just goes. I'm like, that thing's going to be there till we get to Des Moines for sure.

[Foley]

I'll maybe. I'll maybe give it like five minutes.

[Mark Gagnon]

And he'll look at me to be like, start.

[Foley]

I'm sorry I kicked the waters. I'll start doing that thing and yeah, I'll just give him a. Come on. It works. When one iPod falls, that thing goes everywhere. You have no idea where it is. That sucks.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, one AirPod.

[Mark Gagnon]

One.

[Akash Singh]

Oh one AirPod is the fucking nightmare.

[Foley]

I'm sitting there listening to music with one in like a dickhead. Fuck that. I can't get there and get it. I do that in Ubers. I gotta open the door.

[Miles]

Open the door.

[Foley]

Trying to open the door on the Liu.

[Miles]

Get on the shoulder on my phone. This song stereo. I need this.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Are you still living New York?

[Foley]

Yeah, well, part. Where the hell do you think I am?

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, he's in.

[Akash Singh]

He's in P.A.

[Foley]

Well, sure. Summer house.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's my summer home.

[Foley]

Yeah. I'm locked in, baby. Queens represent. What's up? Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, dude, even with all the money, you haven't come to Manhattan?

[Foley]

What's wrong with Queens? Queens is a. It's nice. I got a nice place.

[Akash Singh]

It's just out there, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

Why look at me? I told you to move years ago.

[Foley]

Cuz I'm bad with money, that's why. Horrible.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, jammed up. Are you jammed up with money?

[Foley]

What is this, an intervention? What's going on? I did come here for a small bridge loan. That's all right. You guys got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's my appearance, Fe? I'm gonna need some of this black rifle money I see floating around here now. Whatever the mid rolls are this week. I want to wet my beef in the cool. I know how the industry works.

[Foley]

Yeah. Pay to play, baby.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is this m. You got mid roll. You got. Is this monetized on YouTube. Big man wants his cut.

[Foley]

Are those your real teeth?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

Just notice them. See, they got cash over here.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is one thing. She said he would buy them teeth.

[Foley]

I'm still waiting on that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, which he still brings up every couple weeks.

[Foley]

I'm doing serious acting work now, so, you know, you look cool.

[Miles]

You with veneers would be awesome.

[Foley]

Bad like Busey. I want to go big like a horse.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude.

[Foley]

I honestly don't know. The thing is, the place that we got now, it still is a little undervalued. It's down on Vernon Boulevard, so it looks over the river towards Manhattan. The building's great. We have this sick upstairs area that there's no way anywhere else we're gonna find.

[Akash Singh]

Go up those stairs all the time. Really?

[Foley]

I love it up there.

[Akash Singh]

It's not.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's why I walked about jumping every day.

[Foley]

Sometimes I do.

[Mark Gagnon]

That damn railing's too high. You know what I mean?

[Foley]

I am committed to take it. No, I'm up there all the time.

[Akash Singh]

I see.

[Foley]

It's actually my. It's my one little sanctuary.

[Akash Singh]

Everybody I know with an upstairs or like a patio and. True.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, you guys know rich people?

[Foley]

We do. We do have a grill that we bought.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's why it goes up there.

[Foley]

At the beginning of this. I got a guy up there, dogs, 24 7. Tony. We bought a grill in the beginning of the summer. Yeah, that'd be great. Because their family was coming, they wanted to cook out up there. This and that. Haven't touched it once.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, and it's crazy.

[Foley]

I wish you didn't.

[Akash Singh]

It's too cold to use it nine months out of the year.

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I got a good garbage thing about grills. Is it garbage to have someone else come over and cook meats and steaks on your grill?

[Foley]

In what capacity? Like, if you're.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's some ass, right?

[Foley]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's wild. You got to eat. We're not good. You got to eat.

[Akash Singh]

Do you think that is?

[Foley]

Hold on a second. Let's back this up.

[Akash Singh]

How do you think that is? Not me.

[Foley]

Is this a friend's pork party or is this a guy you hired to come and like.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, this is not Touch's party. I don't know if you're picking up.

[Foley]

Okay, you want to keep touching your name? Sorry.

[Akash Singh]

No, it's all good, dude. I love Touchy podcast. You're a lot of touch. You're very touchy.

[Foley]

Had a party?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Did you.

[Foley]

Is this somebody you didn't know? Did you hire him?

[Akash Singh]

I. You guys all assume this is me.

[Miles]

It's actually not me.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's not him. There's a party, and then you. You have a guy that you bought some steaks from, and then over time.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's a guy you bought some steaks from.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, over time, he's like a guy who works in the industry, and then.

[Foley]

What the hell's going on?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a steak industry.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, he's a Beef guy. He's a ste.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys got beef kind.

[Foley]

I get that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Where do you butcher? Does he have a store?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I don't even know what he does, honestly. He just works in the meats. He comes over to the party and I notice that the person grilling and doing all the work on the grill is not the person whose home it is or grill is.

[Mark Gagnon]

And it was not the guy who brought the meats. This is a third party guy.

[Foley]

No, no, it was the guy who brought the meat.

[Mark Gagnon]

It was the guy who brought. That he might give you.

[Foley]

Wasn't hired to.

[Mark Gagnon]

But he's the meat. He knows his way. He knows his way around meat more than anybody. El.

[Foley]

He wasn't hired to cook for the party like a caterer.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I know, I know.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're saying he's not.

[Akash Singh]

This is Mark Gagnon.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, Mark Gagnon did this at his own house.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look, you were awfully quiet.

[Miles]

I just didn't want to lead the witness. I just was going to let all the chips fall.

[Foley]

But you bought the meat from him.

[Miles]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dropping it off.

[Miles]

No, he's a homie of mine. We had a bunch of people over for Labor Day, and he was like.

[Akash Singh]

Dude has all of his friends do shit for him and then doesn't really do much for them. But they are all, like, in love with him.

[Miles]

He's the homie. And I was like, you're way better at grilling than I am. So if you're going to come over anyway, do you, do you mind grilling? He's like, no, dude, I love grilling. This is my love language. The way I communicate my affection for.

[Mark Gagnon]

People is when I cook meatball up.

[Miles]

You can tell him to shut up because that's what he said. I would never say that. So he says this. I was like, all right, great. I'll just host and get everyone drinks and make sure everyone's having the best time possible. Everyone's getting blow, and then you guys just cook meats. And that's what it was.

[Foley]

Yeah, that's garbage.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Or no.

[Akash Singh]

Did you throw him any money or anything at the end? No.

[Miles]

I mean, I paid, obviously, for the meats.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, wow.

[Foley]

How was the threesome, dude?

[Mark Gagnon]

I wish, I wish.

[Akash Singh]

That's comfy.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is. Yeah. I mean, like, I, I, I wouldn't allow that.

[Foley]

Which, hey, I'm into it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm just saying it's tough.

[Akash Singh]

Are you a griller?

[Miles]

You're a good griller.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, but still, you got to go down if it's your house. You got to Go down with the ship. It's like, hey, either everybody's getting but this stud ain't coming in here and grilling my.

[Foley]

You know what the.

[Miles]

It was great. He was grilling. I was upstairs with the baby. I was hanging out.

[Mark Gagnon]

Get it? But I mean the only reason I'd bend the knee is because he's vaguely in the meat world. I still.

[Miles]

He's a distributor that supplies meats for all the premier restaurants in New York City.

[Foley]

Okay, but he's not like cutting the meat. He's just some businessman. Yeah, he's like a salesman.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but he different then I thought he was talking about hey, I came with these in the. Wrapped in like the brown paper and it's like.

[Miles]

And he knows his way around.

[Foley]

Got some sales rep from.

[Miles]

Brought an A5 from the Izakaya Prefect. Like I'm not going to that up. I put that on.

[Akash Singh]

Does that even mean more about it than you?

[Miles]

He's a goddamn sales rep. You guys wouldn't understand. I'm telling you, it's nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

I guess I wouldn't want to that up Exactly.

[Miles]

These are 150 a steak. You know what I mean? What I get them for 60. I'll get you a deal.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's not bad. Now I'm listening.

[Foley]

How are you gonna it up?

[Akash Singh]

Because.

[Foley]

That'S true.

[Mark Gagnon]

I did.

[Foley]

I did put on a couple fillets upstairs and I torched them.

[Miles]

They're still up there.

[Mark Gagnon]

I gotta go.

[Foley]

I don't know ma'.

[Mark Gagnon]

Am.

[Foley]

That's you have somebody come in and cater it. So you want to learn how to do the grill?

[Miles]

Yeah, but I mean he taught me a little bit and I kind of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, he's teaching you. That's worse. He's got his arms behind you.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, YouTube, dude. YouTube.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I love to learn.

[Akash Singh]

I've manned a grill in my life. Have you not? I've man to grill a little burgers.

[Foley]

Frank keep saying sounds more home. I love to learn.

[Akash Singh]

It's really flipping.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's his love language. It's fucking my wife. It's crazy. That's his love language.

[Foley]

Holy ghost.

[Miles]

You only flip once. That's the thing.

[Akash Singh]

No, I. I don't know if that's true. I feel like more flips keeps it more moist.

[Miles]

This is terrible.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you lose all the burgers get slipped once. Imagine.

[Foley]

Imagine you had to get together same scenario. But this is in the kitchen and your wife's friend is cooking all the food in the kitchen and isn't doing anything. Wouldn't that be a little Weird.

[Akash Singh]

Would you be attracted to that girl? Like maybe I should. That girl?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I got her. I got a picture of her. In my mind, this never even happened, but I'm picturing her, right?

[Akash Singh]

That's why. That's why famous guys, when they. The nanny, it's like what you think was going to happen. This hot nanny is raising my children, giving them all this love and affection and she's hot. I'm a that girl.

[Miles]

But in this case, who's taking time.

[Foley]

You saw was a 25 year old body.

[Akash Singh]

But it's both. It wouldn't happen if she was Mrs. Doubtfire. But if she's attractive and I see.

[Foley]

Her, that instinct is that strong.

[Akash Singh]

How does that attraction not, not happen?

[Miles]

Yeah, but in that case, my wife is taking care of the kid. We're upstairs with all the, you know, all of our friends. We're doing our doubles act. You know, you're okay with.

[Akash Singh]

So you're okay.

[Foley]

You think you're upstairs.

[Akash Singh]

You think your wife is okay with this?

[Foley]

Hold on. This wasn't even an outside party where like everybody was making. Everybody was hanging out and the guy was growing. Like in the party.

[Miles]

Yeah, it was two. There's two levels, but it's an outside thing. So he was on one side, we're on the other side.

[Foley]

Was he down there by himself?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And his friend.

[Foley]

Oh, wow, that makes it even worse. What, so he's not even like talking with everybody?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's isolated, he's working out.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. You've made him. And you eat ham.

[Miles]

This is how he expresses love. He likes to make food for people. You can take it over.

[Foley]

I like that phrase.

[Miles]

You can take it over.

[Foley]

Creeping me out.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know.

[Miles]

Every time I put his bee in my mouth, I'm just like, wow, he loves me.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's all I'm thinking is how much he loves me. Five, eight, Five and a half. Yeah, exactly.

[Miles]

I mean, how about this? Tell me if this is trash. Someone that listens to the show sends one of us a thousand Hawaiian T shirts.

[Foley]

A thousand?

[Miles]

Roughly a thousand.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Miles]

And then instead of buying shirts for an entire year, you only wear the Hawaiian T shirts that are four free and you wear them every single week. And you just look like a dental hygienist on every podcast.

[Foley]

Is there something on them?

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, there's something on every single.

[Mark Gagnon]

Pattern or something floral pattern.

[Miles]

Some of them have hot dogs on them.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's like fish and birds.

[Foley]

They're all T shirts.

[Miles]

There's a Christmas one with a candy cane.

[Foley]

They're all T Shirts, and they're all different.

[Akash Singh]

There's a Fourth of July one. There's a bot. Are they used T shirts?

[Foley]

Oh, it. Yeah, look at that.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's cool? That's not classy. The Kennedys aren't doing that. I don't think there's nothing wrong with that, though. There's nothing right with it.

[Miles]

Like three Hawaiian shirt. And that's all you wear for a year.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's weird. I wouldn't do it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

It's strange.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's very. Whose is it? I feel like this is like this weird. Who's this? It's like a whack. A mole. Now I can picture them.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I want a couple on your podcast.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I know. Now I know them.

[Miles]

You know, he didn't buy those. They were given to him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Why would I not wear them?

[Miles]

Because the only one.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but we were in Miami for three months, but then we moved back.

[Miles]

To New York and you look like Jimmy Buffett.

[Akash Singh]

I still wore in the summer.

[Foley]

Bringing the style back.

[Akash Singh]

It was summer, baby. Look at that.

[Foley]

That's not a T shirt.

[Akash Singh]

That's an AI.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's also not a. Dude, you got to get your thyroid checkers. I mean, your eyes are up there.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, bring that back up.

[Mark Gagnon]

Somebody who's got bad eyes. That's why someone is selling tickets on.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Your behalf using AI.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Crazy.

[Miles]

I mean, what.

[Mark Gagnon]

That looks like evil ao, dude.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, honestly, if you buy these tickets, you deserve to have your money stolen. If you think that's me, you're not a fan.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's not that far off of you. It's not. He's got the shirt right? At least.

[Akash Singh]

It's kind of fire, though, that I didn't know I was at that point where they were making fake news.

[Foley]

Career tickets, all fake. And you're not there.

[Akash Singh]

I'm there, but it's a second. It's like a third party site.

[Foley]

Nice.

[Akash Singh]

Don't buy from third party sites.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, never buy from third party sites. Go to my.

[Akash Singh]

My website. But that's cool. That's a nice little thing.

[Foley]

You're doing it.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, it's funny that AI you type in Akash Singh on stage and they're like, Hawaiian.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is it a Hawaiian? AI is good.

[Foley]

Can I see one of them, though? Is it. It's an actual T shirt.

[Akash Singh]

That was an actual shirt. The shirt was. Right. It was Bob Ross painting on one of his things.

[Foley]

That's not surfing on it.

[Akash Singh]

No, Hawaiian. Hawaiian shirt.

[Foley]

Hawaiian. I thought you said Hawaiian T shirt.

[Miles]

That's a fair delineation. It was a Hawaiian shirt, button down collar.

[Foley]

I mean, short sleeve.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm a Hawaiian, he's a big Hawaiian guy.

[Foley]

Rock it, baby. I can do it.

[Miles]

Both of us.

[Mark Gagnon]

A couple fat ladies hanging.

[Foley]

Hanging out together, letting them breathe.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yo, you guys are Philly people, right? Can we ask you about. Did you guys see what happened at this Phillies game? Do y' all know? I don't know.

[Mark Gagnon]

And it's of the ball. Yeah, I have. I'm torn on all sides of it. No one really looks good.

[Akash Singh]

I haven't seen this, but everybody is a talk of talking Twitter.

[Foley]

Let's see.

[Akash Singh]

All right, let's watch this clip.

[Miles]

First off, Dinger.

[Foley]

It's a big blast, B. It fills though.

[Mark Gagnon]

Go yard.

[Foley]

Don't.

[Akash Singh]

Little dinger.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dad gets it.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gives it to the son, gives it.

[Miles]

Right to his kid.

[Akash Singh]

Congratulations.

[Mark Gagnon]

Right? It's his birthday, I believe. Or around his birthday. Oh, dude, that. That hand motion is. He's from Jersey, he ain't from Billy. No. Dude from the northeast gets touched up and does this.

[Akash Singh]

Why, I oughta.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he gives it back to her.

[Foley]

What's a gentleman thing to do?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know, man.

[Akash Singh]

This lady.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's already proven that.

[Foley]

Who's she giving the ball to?

[Mark Gagnon]

She keeps it for herself.

[Foley]

Herself?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What a dude.

[Foley]

Sure.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. No, that's.

[Akash Singh]

That's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

That sucks. Cuz.

[Foley]

I think it hit her hand on the fly and then you can't catch if you.

[Mark Gagnon]

If it's off the ground, it's off the ground. Especially if it goes to a kid. It's got to end with a kid.

[Foley]

Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

It doesn't matter who then gets it if. As long as a kid you can't catch.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's why you bring up.

[Mark Gagnon]

She does. She doesn't have it at all. Yeah, it's all. It's in the row in front of her.

[Miles]

Yeah, it hits the seat, she. I don't even know if she gets a hand on it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Another angle of.

[Foley]

Oh, man, that look don't help.

[Mark Gagnon]

That looks like every one of my aunts. That is a tough. I still wait every time. They're like, Philly, Karen goes nuts. I'm like, motherfucker, she better not be. And I see the haircut, I'm like, d. Let me get an. Let me get eyes on the face.

[Foley]

That is the I want to talk to a manager haircut.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's crazy. She's at the Macaroni Grill, screaming, oh.

[Akash Singh]

God, buddy, that's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was ours.

[Akash Singh]

You took it from me.

[Foley]

Who the would act like this in front of a child? What a.

[Mark Gagnon]

Then she. So then there's another angle. I was studying this, like the Kennedy. Yeah, these brut films. There's another angle where she's. Then another guy is like, really like after she gets the ball, she goes back to where she was sitting.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

She gets into it again with another person over there. Some guy's like, are you fucking serious? And then she starts screaming at a guy like a few rows over who's like, wasn't part of it.

[Akash Singh]

Has people always been like this or has it gotten worse?

[Foley]

No, it has gotten worse. And this is just shows you how worse we're getting that this is not. Holy fuck. Oh, holy.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's great.

[Foley]

Oh, man. These kids with the jet tpt.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're all right.

[Foley]

It's all right right there. I can't do that.

[Akash Singh]

If it was me, I'd be a lot fatter.

[Foley]

No, listen, it's getting worse. That like, that's where we're at now. Where. Where adults are arguing and fighting like children over a baseball. There's. There's men and women taking baseballs away from little kids. That's. Who's it for? You losers. Yeah, you don't need a baseball. All right. From a home run. Whatever. Knock it the off. That's for kids. Every one of those baseballs should be handed to a child. If you catch it. Yeah. You don't keep.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look at her though. She is Philly trash.

[Foley]

Like that Polish guy that yanked the hat into the. The kid's hand.

[Akash Singh]

That was crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I got to go back on that. I kind of. Did you see his apology?

[Foley]

You like the explanation?

[Mark Gagnon]

He doubles down.

[Foley]

Pictures of me.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, he doubles down. It's like it's a dog eat dog world out there. That's real Eastern European. Do you think this is going to bother me?

[Foley]

Tennis player handed it to the little kid. That's a loser move, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm not. No, listen.

[Akash Singh]

Move. But it's also a good life lesson.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Double D A sick buddy. Life ain't fair.

[Akash Singh]

You know what? This kind of flipped me. That is a good life lesson. That's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

The double crazy.

[Foley]

The double down is. I feel like in 30 years that kid's holding a sword to that guy's throat, taking the hat out of his hand. Hey, you should have killed me when you had the chance.

[Akash Singh]

That means you learned the lesson.

[Mark Gagnon]

He learned the lesson.

[Foley]

I agree.

[Akash Singh]

He got it. Hey, hey, hey. If you grow up and kill that guy, this is his moment. That's the world.

[Foley]

Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones, Last Crusade. That's how it started. He's.

[Miles]

Arya.

[Foley]

You lost today, kid, but you don't have to like it. How do we feel? How do we feel about the doxing, though? Like, when.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what I. Yeah, that's. But hold on. The recent incident at the tennis match has caused a disproportionate online uproar. I did it quickly because I've always.

[Foley]

Said, again, that's whack, too.

[Akash Singh]

First come, first served. But you weren't.

[Foley]

You weren't first.

[Akash Singh]

You weren't first to get there. You were not. You just stole it.

[Foley]

That's not first served. In the end.

[Mark Gagnon]

Chin up, hats off. Less venom, more sportsmanship. This is a guy who just stole something from a child. He's like, hey, you know, both teams tried very hard.

[Miles]

Loving the game.

[Foley]

That's great.

[Akash Singh]

I'm back. I'm back hating him. I'm back hating him. I thought it was.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's. This guy's just so being himself.

[Foley]

What the. That's awesome.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stop being a little. Get back out there.

[Foley]

Hey, don't hit the player. Hit the game. Talk to you later. Bye.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, as a general rule, you shouldn't dox anybody. But I'm. I'm not mad. Mad at it.

[Foley]

Elbowing me in the head. Like, get that back to the kid.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

Everyone's just in this dream state.

[Mark Gagnon]

There is something that's like, right. That sounds like a grown man. Right?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Looks pretty tough dude, like. And like, he's like, oh, this guy. He goes back to being a child of wanting a hat like that. I love the Eagles. I love. But, like, I don't know who the. That tennis player is that would never be fighting for, like.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

A wristband from some. Somebody or like that. I could never put myself.

[Foley]

Agassi Sampers, the Jokers. Give me somebody.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who the. That guy.

[Akash Singh]

That's true. Who is that guy?

[Foley]

I'm sure he's famous. I don't know tennis.

[Akash Singh]

I don't even know. Do you know who the player was?

[Foley]

No, I don't know.

[Akash Singh]

I was at the US Open quite a few times.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I saw that. You really. You really live the life out there, Al.

[Foley]

I like tennis.

[Akash Singh]

He's really leaned into tennis. You know, I don't know when it happened, I. I tried to get him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Tennis is cool. I tried to get him three years.

[Akash Singh]

Ago, and he literally laughed at me. He laughed in my face.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And it was. I was like, it's the best time to watch any sport. This Tennis moment right now.

[Foley]

It's a real sport until you started playing, and then it's the best sport in the world. Yeah, no, Texas is great.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Does this change anything at all? It's a Polish tennis player.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, so they're both Polish.

[Foley]

Who cares?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

I mean, is the guy actually seven years old? That's all that matters. You're the CEO. Buy a hat. Why don't you hire that guy to come and cook your steaks at your next part?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

He got young energy right there. The young boy with the baseball, the. The team gave him a bag.

[Akash Singh]

Whenever these moments are captured, it's kind of best case scenario for the kids.

[Miles]

Which is why I don't think the dads.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's also the other stadium did it, which is a pro.

[Akash Singh]

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[Mark Gagnon]

They do got a. They do a press conference. Like when they get home, it looks real fucking like al Qaeda beheading video. It's like really bad bands. Then the family, the dad, the mom or the, you know, and the son. And I think he says, like, I didn't. I'm upset that my dad gave that back. It's like, you look like the biggest. I get that. It's like a life lesson of like, hey, take the high road. Yeah, take the high road. Like, you know that that person's clearly mentally unstable and he's I. The clip I saw. Yeah, this. Which like, buddy, get one of the flagrant producers bring this thing up. You guys got enough people working here. Someone go help helped the kid out. And apparently his statement was like, I wish my dad kept it. I don't know.

[Akash Singh]

Philly through and through.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're.

[Akash Singh]

That kid is Philly.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. There it is.

[Foley]

What would it take for your family to get on the news like that?

[Mark Gagnon]

We do.

[Foley]

You would have to be missing.

[Mark Gagnon]

I remember the one time my uncle pulled out a video camera at a family party in like the early 90s. Dude. They. My family turned into the Columbos and was like, yeah, no, we're not on camera people.

[Foley]

This is the same.

[Mark Gagnon]

They all think I'm gay because I podcast. Because I podcast and drink Starbucks. Like, you know where he gets his coffee. We're a Dunkin or Wawa family.

[Foley]

This is just another symptom of why people. Why adults are stealing baseballs and hats from each other. It's just. It just keeps going.

[Akash Singh]

You want attention?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

What the fuck, man?

[Mark Gagnon]

Stop. We can't win, Foley.

[Akash Singh]

This guy's class through and through. To be honest with you. In every one of these, he's. He's like indignant about the lack of morality.

[Foley]

I do. When it comes. When it comes to that, you know. Sports. Little kids. What the fuck? You're taking a fucking baseball team.

[Akash Singh]

You guys are the worst human beings in the world.

[Mark Gagnon]

Insane. That's. Come on.

[Foley]

That's all bad.

[Mark Gagnon]

I do kind of agree with it.

[Akash Singh]

But it's sports fans.

[Mark Gagnon]

We were raised in it. So I'm like, ah, it's. It is what it is. You're great people.

[Akash Singh]

And when it's not come to sport. When it comes to one. When it comes to sports, you're the biggest bags of ever. And I hate that you passionate. Maybe the best organization in football right now. Really bothers me because you don't deserve it. You don't deserve good about. You don't deserve good things.

[Miles]

I don't know enough about sports. Why do people hate Philly fans?

[Akash Singh]

Philadelphia.

[Mark Gagnon]

They all like the Cowboys and like that Cowboys.

[Akash Singh]

But this is the only stadium that has a jail.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was old. That was back in the day. They don't have that anymore. Santa Claus.

[Foley]

That's why dad used to. That was like 40 years ago.

[Akash Singh]

They put batteries. Batteries inside of snowballs and then throw them at players.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was the 70s.

[Foley]

That was so long ago.

[Mark Gagnon]

What the. That was the worst thing happened in the 70s.

[Foley]

He spit first.

[Mark Gagnon]

He spit first.

[Akash Singh]

He spit on the ground. And I didn't like the Cowboys. He spit on the ground. Then the guy spits on his face.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, he spit, stepped up and spit. Made eye contact with him. Spit and then laughs at him.

[Akash Singh]

Spit on the ground. Oh, don't even try this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Didn't you.

[Foley]

Weren't you.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, but this is. Listen, I don't agree with it, but this is very. That is a very. It's like if you. If you cross the line, you will get got. He crossed the line and then he got spit on. I'm not saying it's right, but that is. That is an eye for. That is eye for eyes.

[Foley]

Hold on. Was he looking at him like, yeah, what's up, pussy? Or is he just saying, hey?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, he laughed. Are you kidding me?

[Akash Singh]

Then fight him. Don't say spit on him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, that. That lead first. Typically until that leads to a fight still. Nah, nah.

[Akash Singh]

He spit on the ground, dude. He didn't spit at him at all.

[Foley]

Teacher saw you. That's. That's all that happened. Right at him and then looks at.

[Miles]

Him and he's racially motivated. I'm taking. I'm saying go birds on this one.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gay birds. Yeah. No, the fans are obviously. They are. It's gotten way better. Like, if you're like you. Everyone.

[Foley]

You guys eating horse when you. After you won.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a celebration playing in a tennis. You get to. Oh, sorry, we can't all be a Wimbledon has to eat horseshit on Broad Street.

[Foley]

What's this?

[Mark Gagnon]

We think.

[Foley]

I think everybody's standing down and eating it together.

[Mark Gagnon]

It was one guy mentality and fully apologizing. I miss protein.

[Akash Singh]

He misses Z. I had a bacon.

[Foley]

Sandwich, but I lost it.

[Mark Gagnon]

There is. Listen, I've. I've. I've been to many a celebration, so, like, you know, I try to watch the. Any championship game. I try to go back to Philly to watch it. I'm getting. I'm older now, but they don't do it. But, like, if you win, there is this like, dirt bag homing device in you that just drags you out of whatever neighborhood you're in down to city hall. And that's where it all. That's where it all is.

[Foley]

I've never done this from the suburbs.

[Akash Singh]

The walk is too far.

[Mark Gagnon]

You want to go nine blocks.

[Foley]

You know, it's funny.

[Mark Gagnon]

You heard the horseshit there.

[Foley]

You know what it is, because we went to the NFC championship game last year, and then we got out of there. It was a madhouse. We couldn't get an Uber out of there. To get back to our hotel in Center City, we had to walk out. We had to walk down into the subway.

[Mark Gagnon]

Take the subway. This is the story. He's gonna make it sound like it's 50 hours long.

[Foley]

This subway was like. Was like 10 years away. It was brutal. Old subway, by the way. Upgrade that thing.

[Akash Singh]

I've ridden the subway. It's not that bad. Where I spent a lot of time in Philly because my wife is from there.

[Foley]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

So I've ridden the subway. She went to. She lived in West Philly for a little bit.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then we.

[Foley]

I tell you what, go try to do it now, fatty. All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

See how you fucking. You have to take up two seats off, guys.

[Foley]

You'll be huffing and wheezing.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's going to cost you two swipes. But this. This is all good fun, man. No, that's just. In me. It's good fun.

[Akash Singh]

There's nothing wrong with this. You're just.

[Foley]

There some players.

[Mark Gagnon]

What are you talking.

[Akash Singh]

About?

[Foley]

This.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

And they didn't even make it to the championship.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you guys also.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys won, like, game three and went nuts.

[Foley]

That's a championship for us guys, which.

[Mark Gagnon]

I respect your right to do, but.

[Akash Singh]

They haven't been to the club conference finals in 30 years or whatever.

[Mark Gagnon]

I respect.

[Akash Singh]

And the Knicks are the only team here. We're not throwing Giants.

[Foley]

By all means, yeah, enjoy yourself.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, I'm burning down the Sabaros next to the Madison Square Garden. I don't care.

[Akash Singh]

The thing with Philly, people. I thought winning that first super bowl would, like, calm you down. It hasn't. You're somehow worse now.

[Mark Gagnon]

We're activated.

[Foley]

They're not worse.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, no, listen, this is going to happen.

[Foley]

Someone died last year, all right?

[Miles]

People die every day. What are you going to do?

[Foley]

We're celebrating. They jumped off of a pole. That's a sin.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was trying to be. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I do respect, though? There's a video of a burning building. This is the year after they won the Super Bowl. No, no, no, hold on. No, this is actually. I compliment this. It was a year or two after the Eagles won the super bowl and they were not playing well. And this wide receiver had kept dropping past. His name was Nelson Eigel. And then this. The building's on fire and they're throwing babies out of the building, and a guy's catching them to save the babies lives. In the news interview, he goes, yeah, I caught the babies. I'm not like Aguilar or whatever in the fucking I just saved six babies interview.

[Mark Gagnon]

Unlike Aguilar.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, Unlike Aguilar. I caugh he still found a way to make it about the Eagle. It's unbelievable how much they revolve around sports.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's crazy. That's all they had. This guy. Yeah. That guy's awesome.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. This is.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a local hero.

[Akash Singh]

He's. No, this was. I was like this is actually cool that in this moment you still care enough about sports to. On the Eagles.

[Miles]

Let me see this. What did he say?

[Foley]

And he's assisting people down. My man. Just start throwing babies out the window. We was catching them. Unlike Aguilar.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a hating motherfucker.

[Foley]

Out of nowhere too.

[Miles]

His parlay did not come up.

[Foley]

He was very.

[Akash Singh]

For sure.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also I think he said Chuck and babies. Which like. You know what I mean? Like. Ah. We were. You know. He had to drop him down. He's winging them. Dude.

[Akash Singh]

The. The video is crazy. We're legit throwing baby feet, catching him. Building's on fire. There's like. What else can you do? It's like an incredible thing this guy does. And he still is like, unlike Agalar.

[Foley]

Dude.

[Akash Singh]

They cannot be from Philly, these people.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. No, it's very. Yeah. The Philly guys were always going to be from Philly.

[Akash Singh]

There's no identity that's as unchange those.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've been to most of those all but the last one. Those celebrations from when the Phillies won back in. What was that? 08 or 09 or whatever that was. We've. I've always ran down and like been one of those guys. And the cops are there. It is pretty like for. It's 95. Chill.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

After like an hour or two it does get a little like.

[Akash Singh]

It should get something else in your lives.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I've been to weddings.

[Akash Singh]

I swear to God. Been to weddings. The Eagles fight songs at the wedding.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, dude. I've been to weddings where the f. They've paid to have Swoop come in for 10 minutes. The. The mascot. And everybody stands and takes pictures with them. Shout out to Swoop. It's like a thousand bucks.

[Miles]

They stand like it's the win the Super Bowl.

[Foley]

What do I mean to tell you?

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

The Philly fanatic married my cousins. Really?

[Akash Singh]

He said cousins would have been fired. I. Look, I was in Dallas during the 90s. We were never this into. We were never. There's no fight song.

[Foley]

I know. Yeah. They're not that thin.

[Akash Singh]

They were good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. But like Philly, you know, for the longest time sports wise, like didn't have much to see there. Bride surprises groom with Swoop at the Eagles mascot. We've looked into retinum we for stuff.

[Akash Singh]

He's rowdy. The Cowboys mascot is widely hated in Dallas.

[Foley]

Yeah. Cuz he stinks.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he's a dork.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, he's a dork. But Swoop is not a great man.

[Foley]

Dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's also like different levels of Swoop. I think like you can get like the official one for like two grand and then for like five honored like his lazy gustle.

[Foley]

People in Philadelphia are very, very passionate about their sports teams, man.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I know that it's too. It's too much. You guys act like it's a normal degree. That's what I'm saying.

[Mark Gagnon]

I realize in Dallas you had that.

[Foley]

And maybe a life with nothing to lose goes a little further. Yeah, I'm talking about throwing a perk, a doodle in there, you know.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just saying.

[Akash Singh]

I know this is where. This is where the garbageness. I think Philly is maybe the most. And I actually think it's a very underrated city. I do. I love it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I love.

[Akash Singh]

But it is. There is a garbage DNA built into the DNA of Philadelphia. It's like a garbage element that they cannot shake.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's so there's.

[Akash Singh]

You could save babies from a burning building and still be a little bit garbage while you do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude. When they played they were in the playoffs and what burbs though.

[Foley]

I'm out there chilling. We talking about.

[Mark Gagnon]

They were. I'm also from the burbs, but 2005. Right. I think they were in the. They. They play the super bowl was in 2005. They lost and my cousin went down.

[Foley]

And that's when things get ugly.

[Mark Gagnon]

They were interviewing him. He was in Tampa Bay and I think that's where it was. They were interviewing him and he's got a big black eye, big knot on his eye. And like Channel 6 news is interviewing him and they're like, oh, what happened to you? You know, he's tailgating a little too early or something. It's like three days before the. This is like Friday. He got down, he got to town, got in some sort of clear fist. Yeah. And he ends up on the news and they're like, what? You know. And he's like. They're like, ah, you know, what happened to you? He's like, you should see her. And I was like, oh, no. So. So then he shows up with. And he's like, you guys see me on The. It's like making the rounds and stuff. It was. I was just like, yeah, that is like the most tasteless. You should see her. And every. My. All my aunts were like, oh, my God.

[Foley]

He.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a mess. He's sober now. He's doing good.

[Akash Singh]

But then that's what makes you guys the guys to do.

[Mark Gagnon]

Are you garbage?

[Akash Singh]

You're Philadelphians through and through. You know, garbage sure grew up around it.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's. Yeah, it was. But to go back to the sports, it wasn't trashy, just trash. I didn't realize in. It wasn't. In Dallas we went to a game, went to an Eagles game. It was like a Monday night a couple years ago. Yeah, we went to the stadium.

[Akash Singh]

I think the Cowboys actually won this game.

[Mark Gagnon]

They did. Because we, we.

[Foley]

Oh, in Dallas. That's right.

[Akash Singh]

It was after Austin, I think you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Guys, right from the comedy festival. We drove up and I think you had an E. You had your, like, you had like a Phillies hat on. That was, that was like the, the most branded, like Philadelphia stuff was like a Phillies hat. And man, they were just like giving us just like, you know, you stink and I'm like adorable. It was like so sweet. I'm like, this is like, like this the four year olds do in a Phil. You know, they're like, boo, you stink. And I was like, I was ready to fight my way out of here, but they were all just like, bro.

[Miles]

Do you see the guy that stands outside of arenas and fights people wearing the oxygen opposite team's gear?

[Mark Gagnon]

Is he the guy? He's like a young kid. Yeah, yeah, and he's a couple of those.

[Miles]

He just goes to like arenas and stadiums out around the country wearing the opposing team's gear and just talks to people and tries to start fights. And it's unbelievably entertaining.

[Mark Gagnon]

I like that guy. And I like that guy who fights his followers until he reaches a million or whatever. You ever see that guy? He just fights his followers. He's like, hey, what's up? I remember I found the account when he had like 3,000 followers. And then like he just. Now he's like fighting influencers at this point.

[Miles]

But he goes around the world and.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just fights and he just fights people. No, dude, dude, his fifth one. Dude, he like they full blown fight and his fifth one, he's like, what's up? I'm headed to fight my old boss Randy. And just like, no, he's a British guy. You've never seen.

[Foley]

No, he just.

[Mark Gagnon]

They just start wailing on each other.

[Miles]

He did one in front of like the. The Eiffel Tower.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. He goes. Now he goes. He did like. He did like the. Is he getting better at the pyramids? They just throw haymakers.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

All right. I have to piss while we watch this. I'm sorry. My pants. Small bladder, dude.

[Miles]

I mean, all the time. He's got a chariot.

[Foley]

Oh, that's got.

[Mark Gagnon]

And apparently he's broke.

[Miles]

I mean.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah. Egypt to fight a guy for free.

[Miles]

This doesn't feel like trust fund kid energy.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, but he's just like, yeah, I don't have any money. He's trying to move. He was like, couldn't pay rent or something like that. He. This guy up, dude. Imagine humping all the way out there hot and just get your ass kicked. That.

[Foley]

That's pretty good.

[Miles]

Yeah, they dap up every time.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's all. It's all like chill famous landmarks around.

[Miles]

The world kind of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Kind of.

[Akash Singh]

Great.

[Foley]

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[Akash Singh]

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[Mark Gagnon]

Garbage.

[Akash Singh]

Garbage stuff. You're the garbage judges.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sure.

[Akash Singh]

Guys have garbage court.

[Mark Gagnon]

Each. Each episode would be that kind of. All right. Perfect.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, I like that.

[Foley]

Cut that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Coming this fall, TV4I.

[Akash Singh]

All right, so I am trying to organize a dinner with a bunch of comics from India. One comic is with a friend of mine. I don't know this person personally, but I'm like, I would like for them to come. Let's just build a little community of brown comics from here in India. Like, whatever.

[Mark Gagnon]

Little. Okay. Hard.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying to get a reservation. New York on a Friday night to decide. So I'm like, how many people are there? So I tell my friend, I say, hey, ask that person if they want to come. And they say, maybe. So I'm like, okay. So I'm giving them a little time. I figure I'll check back in like an hour and a half. I asked my friend again, hey, is that person going to come to dinner or not? And they're like, maybe. So I'm texting the reservation guy, like, I don't know how many people are coming. My. My friend goes, he wants you to text him personally. So I say, fine, give me his number. I text him, I say, yo, what's up, my brother? This is Akash. And then he just.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't like that move. But, yeah, I don't like the fact that you have to text this guy personally. He just goes crazy.

[Akash Singh]

He just goes, hey, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

And then I go, I'll answer for him. He's not coming to the dinner. No. You hit someone with a hay, you can suck all the dicks. Hey, that is a response, and you know it.

[Akash Singh]

Thank. Thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thank you.

[Akash Singh]

And I said, so. I hate him. I'm like, hey, man, all I need a yes or no. I'm trying to make reservations on a Friday night in New York City to do a nice thing. All I need is a yes or no. You don't have to come. It's fine. Just give me an answer then.

[Mark Gagnon]

No response.

[Foley]

Wait, you got beef with this guy?

[Akash Singh]

I don't have beef with him, but the answer is yes, the guy's doing. The guy's doing phenomenally. I won't say what he's done because I will tell everybody who it is, but it's like, oh, you're. You're a dick bag.

[Miles]

And I don't.

[Foley]

He wasn't cool to just like, like, if. If. If you invited us, but You. You texted me and I went to Kevin hay. Akash invite us to dinner. That's all it was. Yeah, he wanted a personal invite. And then you.

[Miles]

Personal text.

[Akash Singh]

Then you did the personal text. No, no, I said all things. And then I did hit him personally and I said, hey, him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, that's.

[Foley]

That's. What? What. What's wrong?

[Mark Gagnon]

This guy's whole thing that might as well have been dot, dot, dot.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, thank you.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it was.

[Foley]

That like some power move to, like, you know, I'm probably.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, the guy's more successful than me, so it's not even a question now.

[Mark Gagnon]

If he was asking me, I'd go. I respect. Respect the power move.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is in a true dirt bag form.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

I respect the power move on his behalf.

[Akash Singh]

On my behalf.

[Mark Gagnon]

But I'm on your.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I don't wish failure upon him. But we're not cool you a little bit. I tried to patch it up too. No response.

[Foley]

Why would you patch it up?

[Akash Singh]

Well, I wanted. I wanted that person to come on the pod. They were in New York and I was like, you know what? They convinced me I was a. So I was like, hey, man, I'd love for you to come on the pod. This is me personally asking you with a little crying emoji, trying to make a laugh.

[Mark Gagnon]

Whatever.

[Foley]

For some reason, first time you explained.

[Mark Gagnon]

This story, you sounded way more like.

[Foley]

A.

[Akash Singh]

I'm right now.

[Miles]

You didn't think he needed a personal response? You didn't say that.

[Foley]

He made some tweaks.

[Akash Singh]

Miles.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's a couple flip floppers we got over here.

[Akash Singh]

Because he was immediately like that. Immediately. That's why you were like, oh, yeah.

[Foley]

You were dick last time.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know what you're both.

[Miles]

We.

[Mark Gagnon]

We've infiltrated and flaggered and we're going to break it down from the inside.

[Foley]

And got to us at all.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I did to hiatus.

[Foley]

What's the real story here? I'll show you the text.

[Akash Singh]

I'll show you the text.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, that's up. That's like. That's corn. That's. I don't know.

[Akash Singh]

I don't.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know any of these.

[Foley]

To me, that's a power move. And then not going to the dinner.

[Akash Singh]

Let's just not say show the name.

[Mark Gagnon]

But of course, every.

[Foley]

You want to come to dinner.

[Miles]

Right?

[Akash Singh]

I think I'm 99 accurate on whatever.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's wild.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Foley]

What?

[Akash Singh]

He said thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

He just hit you with a hay Two hours later. Oh, don't appreciate that.

[Foley]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

Ten minutes later, you close the gather response gap. I like that.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yeah. Then I hit him with the ice.

[Mark Gagnon]

You three. Nope.

[Foley]

Yeah, that guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

That guy's done.

[Foley]

Wait, hold on. You got iced and then you doubled down to get him on the pod?

[Akash Singh]

Because they told me I was being a.

[Foley]

Who gives a about that?

[Akash Singh]

They gaslit me.

[Foley]

Who cares, man? To put. He's a hater. Most of the time. Most of the time he's in the room.

[Akash Singh]

See this.

[Foley]

This guy, ice. You want dinner? You going to have him in the pod, that guy?

[Akash Singh]

Why do we need to sit together on flights? Cuz y' all ain't. And y' all told me y' all like miles is like. You should reach out.

[Foley]

Did you guys tell him to invite.

[Mark Gagnon]

The guy in the podcast?

[Foley]

Cuz of the dinner thing.

[Akash Singh]

We had this years later. And I don't harbor.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't harbor a grudge or.

[Akash Singh]

It's like this guy. Yeah, yeah. No, not back to back.

[Foley]

The same weekend.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no. Not back to back. But they also convinced me I was addicted. Kickbacks. I was like, maybe, but I'd be right. I'd be having reasons and I'd be right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, that. That guy's.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I have smoke with him, but we're. We're good.

[Miles]

I think I remember. This is the story.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is adorable.

[Miles]

This is a story.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is adorable.

[Miles]

He goes, this guy's coming to town.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is he speaking your love language, Mark?

[Miles]

I don't understand any of the languages those people speak, but.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was like.

[Miles]

He came into town. I reached out to him. I messaged him. He just texted me back, hey. And then he never got back to me.

[Akash Singh]

Which is right, you think? That's the story I told.

[Miles]

I thought.

[Mark Gagnon]

I didn't know if you needed a personal reach out.

[Miles]

I didn't know if you needed a personal reach out.

[Akash Singh]

Capping so hard. Did you think you needed a personal reach out?

[Mark Gagnon]

I didn't know that.

[Foley]

I don't remember the full story, but this story. You sounded way like. It's different.

[Mark Gagnon]

You worked at the beach.

[Miles]

I showed you that text before.

[Akash Singh]

These are the texts.

[Foley]

No, I believe it. I believe it. But you're a dick most of the time. Can I ask you a question?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Most of the time you're a dick.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm justifying.

[Foley]

It's consequential. I'm just curious.

[Akash Singh]

I'm principled person.

[Foley]

Was it an Indian restaurant you guys were going to?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it was when they were going to get there. It wasn't about 905. It was an Italian joint before that. Talk about a lot of leftovers getting taken on.

[Akash Singh]

No, it was Ruby Rosa, my favorite restaurant.

[Mark Gagnon]

Favorite restaurant. You got to get me in there.

[Akash Singh]

Julio, they. They got rid of my guy that I love. Julio. I'll still try, but they got.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know. I see you there all the time.

[Akash Singh]

That's my guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Restaurant so good.

[Akash Singh]

Cuz it's not pretend. It's not. I actually think Teresi might be my favorite right now. But Rubi Rosa is just a great fucking meal. There's no like pretentiousness to it and it's just quality food. You guys have all been right.

[Foley]

I have a question.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Is it garbage to go to a really nice restaurant and just get dessert?

[Mark Gagnon]

Do you get. Do you make a reservation or do you like sit at the bar or something? Are you going and pop in and just grab a table?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I went in and I was like, hey, do you guys have a table? And they're like, yeah, come back in two hours. Went to a different restaurant then. Didn't want to waste the reservation at the nicer spot. Congested dessert.

[Foley]

Who the are you guys?

[Mark Gagnon]

Damn. That's why you guys are living such different lives. It's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

I would never do that. And I, I'd make more money than him and I wouldn't do this.

[Foley]

What time of the night?

[Akash Singh]

I'm waiting for Teresi. I'm waiting. It was that Teresi.

[Foley]

You by yourself?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

No, no, I was with someone, but it very.

[Akash Singh]

On a date. This guy's okay, okay. This guy.

[Foley]

See this changes it up.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're allowed to do that on a.

[Foley]

Date, but you did you, when you got there, did you say, hey, we wanted to keep the reservation, we're just going to have a little dessert.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I told the, the hostess that. And then the waiter, after finding out, comes and whispers in my ear and goes, table's got a 30 minute limit.

[Mark Gagnon]

I respect that on all. Hey, hey. Get your slice of t. Wait, what.

[Foley]

Time of the night was this? Like 8:39pm oh, is that why you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Tell this story all the time? Because you feel guilty about it? How much did you tip? A lot.

[Akash Singh]

A lot.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Foley]

And the thing is, nobody told that waiter to say that stuff. And There is no 30 minute limit. No owner of. He just knows he can make one. Get that guy out of here.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah, he's make more money on the table.

[Foley]

Yeah, of course. No, he could, but owners and managers don't care about that.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's.

[Foley]

It's your dining experience.

[Akash Singh]

I respect.

[Foley]

I respect him. You made the right.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm trying to cover rent. He's here trying to get some difference.

[Foley]

And I tell you what, if you have a great experience, you're going to come back, he's going to make more money. That's a move on his part. Especially if you're with a date that's kind of blocking.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

He did away my ear. He didn't say it aloud, which was nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

Still, n. That's okay.

[Akash Singh]

I'm not mad at it.

[Foley]

I'm not mad at it saying that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude, it's like one. It's just. I don't. I mean, I don't even. First of all, this is so stupid. I don't even know what the they're talking about, but it sounds like a nice joint. It's probably a tough reservation to get.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, guys, Teresi's Fantastic. If you. It's hard to get the reservation.

[Mark Gagnon]

Robba's kind of crew. I don't know if you've ever been to the Bonefish Grill, dude.

[Akash Singh]

I'm normally not into foodie type shit. This is as elevated as I can get. And it's phenomenal.

[Foley]

Just deserted. 8:30 is a little wild, but it's a nice touch on the date.

[Miles]

Thank you so much.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've done that with my wife. We'll go somewhere and then be like walking around. She's like, I don't want to go home. You know, we'll just. And then we've popped in to like a place that has like a bar or like your high top seating. And we'll pop in and I'll grab a drink and you know, dessert or whatever.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

But like, oh, I forgot part of the story. I got drunk at the first restaurant, waiting for the second table to come up and they texted me. Like, I thought it was just Rezi that texted me. Or like the, you know, the reservation and they said hi, just so you know, we have a table available for you at 9pm do you want to take it? And I said, you're going to have to convince me.

[Mark Gagnon]

Ah. I think it goes to the waiters. It goes back to the hostess. All right, I'm back. All right, jerk off out of here.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I forgot.

[Mark Gagnon]

And orders a slice of cake.

[Foley]

I know, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys are all over the place.

[Akash Singh]

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[Foley]

It is of the squad.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

We all go to hotels. All of us. That's part of our job. Probably jerk off in the hotel.

[Foley]

Sure.

[Akash Singh]

Not above it.

[Foley]

Nope.

[Akash Singh]

Where do you ejaculate? And one of us. One of us. One of us does it on the floor.

[Mark Gagnon]

That you. I listen as I've heard that a lot.

[Akash Singh]

What? Yeah, a lot of people do this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Comics are dirt bags. Listen, I'm not condoning it. I have to forget that it happens. I take one of the. Like to hand towel or something.

[Miles]

That's a classroom. Warm it up.

[Foley]

I don't do it anymore but it was something I used. Do you like put it out with your foot like a cigarette? Usually the side of the bed you don't get out of so furthest away from all the other.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why? What's the. What's the. Is it like a just tired, clean.

[Foley]

Too lazy to get out of bed. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Just gotcha.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you'd be laying in bed and roll over. Roll over, huh?

[Foley]

You're rolling over mid ejaculation.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

You just jerk off sideways like I'm on and then just bang after you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come while he's coming.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's weird.

[Foley]

Coming.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know it's coming.

[Foley]

You guys are all freaks.

[Mark Gagnon]

What the.

[Miles]

Why do you lean over like that's just insane to me.

[Foley]

I don't want to do it on the bed.

[Miles]

You do it side going like my own cup.

[Foley]

Some of it's got to get a little on the bed.

[Miles]

Yeah right.

[Foley]

I make sure a little dribble.

[Akash Singh]

It's.

[Foley]

Everything's hanging outside.

[Miles]

Why don't you just do it on your Own chest. Like me. I don't get.

[Foley]

Like, this is the same.

[Miles]

Disgusting, right? Trying to lean over. Just.

[Foley]

See, I don't have a better option than that. I'm. I'm pretty gross when it comes to that.

[Akash Singh]

What do you do?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Let's get going.

[Foley]

I'm not upset by the grossest factor. Okay. Anyway, it's just weird. Yes, I know that. I know it's weird. I don't do anything.

[Akash Singh]

It makes me want to throw up.

[Foley]

I don't think you want to hear where I do it. You know those coffee filters?

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Akash Singh]

On tea.

[Foley]

I just do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

And he puts his underwear back on.

[Foley]

A lot of times that's way worse. I used a comforter.

[Akash Singh]

Are you. No. Don't lie to me.

[Foley]

It's a hotel. You're coming back there.

[Akash Singh]

You use the comforter.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Yes.

[Foley]

Oh, I'm in the clear now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Anything you think like one of someone on your team does gross, we got you.

[Foley]

But again, I said not the grossest factor, just the weird factor. Okay. Rolling over and, you know, like, spinning a patoon. You know, Strange.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Dude, hotels are grimy. So gross.

[Akash Singh]

I need quit comedy.

[Foley]

Yeah. Yes.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. I don't know. Another workaround.

[Foley]

Think about every hotel bed you've slept in.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, you can't. You just can't think about that stuff.

[Foley]

I was at a hotel for a week.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, God. They couldn't get the comforter unfolding. They couldn't have the. They couldn't find the remote. If you catch dress.

[Foley]

Rough situation. I left this place, like, man, they're going to walk in here and be like.

[Akash Singh]

Up.

[Foley]

But it wasn't just the way it went down. Yeah.

[Miles]

What do you mean, the way it went down? Why you describe. It's like a mom.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's not bringing up anymore.

[Miles]

Look, things went left. I don't know.

[Foley]

Chest. I got issues. Is that what you thought that you're walking into?

[Mark Gagnon]

Ha.

[Foley]

Fresh sheets and towels? No, it's all hookers and meth and like that. Everyone's getting up, jerking off everywhere, and it's not your home, so you feel less guilty.

[Akash Singh]

What's wrong with human beings?

[Mark Gagnon]

They're animals.

[Foley]

We steal baseball.

[Akash Singh]

You judge the baseball ceiling guy. You're coming in comforters and the children probably sleep in your come.

[Foley]

I don't say that. He just ruined it for me.

[Akash Singh]

That's a fact. Children walk in your come. You guys are damn near sex offenders.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the clip.

[Akash Singh]

And children sleep in your car.

[Foley]

Wait a minute. That's not. Hold on. A second.

[Akash Singh]

They bundle up, they get tucked in in your.

[Foley]

They wash the comforter, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, they don't. Dude, how many times you've been. See, you've seen a maid pushing a stack full of comforters.

[Foley]

So what you're telling me is, is the comforter that I get in the hotel room has not been washed a lot of times.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know if you've noticed, they gotten rid of the actual, like old school comfort of her comforter clean.

[Foley]

That's right.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What do you mean they've gotten rid of the. What's that? He's still.

[Foley]

There's no comforter.

[Akash Singh]

He's not coming in. He's not like, oh, this is covered comforter.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're covered in sheets now. They're covered in like more of a du.

[Akash Singh]

It's a duvet.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

No, I.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's coming on the sheet.

[Akash Singh]

I don't think.

[Mark Gagnon]

Listen, I'm not condoning it. I. I just learned how to speak dirt bag.

[Akash Singh]

I don't think they watch the duvet. Every person.

[Foley]

Well, that's on them.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, that's on them, exactly. I got a thing. Do you tip? Do you tip the chambermaid? And if so, how much? Hanging out with cool hip guys. Yeah, bro.

[Foley]

Talking about consenting adults. That comforter knew what she was getting into.

[Mark Gagnon]

Comforter's over 18, I'll tell you that.

[Akash Singh]

You have the kids sleep in hotels.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stop with that.

[Akash Singh]

I'm just saying.

[Foley]

I never thought about that.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you. Think about it, all right? Kids and 40 year old Indians sleep in these hotels.

[Mark Gagnon]

But now you can't even have sex.

[Miles]

On a hotel bed. You know what I mean?

[Akash Singh]

Have sex in a hotel bed. Don't come in the. Don't pull out and grab a comforter.

[Miles]

That's a double standard. I see his point.

[Foley]

Right now you have sex and that bed. Child's wife sleeping there.

[Akash Singh]

I come in, my wife.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, good for you, dog.

[Foley]

It's even ruder.

[Akash Singh]

Can't. You can't pull it. All right, what were we talking about before?

[Mark Gagnon]

Do you tip? Do you tip at the hotel?

[Miles]

The Chamber?

[Mark Gagnon]

How much? The chambermaid. That's not the. Is that not the proper. I've never heard someone say chamber.

[Akash Singh]

It's a little old school. I try.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm an old school guy.

[Foley]

Hotel cleaning.

[Akash Singh]

I try to do at least 10 a day.

[Mark Gagnon]

10 a day is good. What are you doing?

[Foley]

I didn't do that before. I just learned that you're coming on.

[Mark Gagnon]

The floor and you ain't leaving a car. That's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

This Guy tells me all the time I'm a bad person.

[Foley]

There's going to be a monetary transaction.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's at least leaving a fin.

[Foley]

I never see the person, so I didn't. Never thought to tip him. I'm gonna start doing it.

[Miles]

I stick the dollar bill to Alex's come on the wall.

[Mark Gagnon]

Plenty more acting.

[Foley]

Call me.

[Mark Gagnon]

Huh?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Foley]

I would just tip the guy that brings your bags up, but I. I never.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're hanging up. You got.

[Foley]

You.

[Mark Gagnon]

You let them. Damn.

[Foley]

Your whole life. I didn't realize that now I'm going.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't let people touch my bags.

[Foley]

Why? What.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, the hotels we're staying at aren't offering bellhop service, of course, but.

[Akash Singh]

You go somewhere where the. Your wife. Nice place?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I guess. Maybe.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Foley]

What do you think you're going to do?

[Akash Singh]

I mean, look at me, dude. I need them to take the bags, please. Grab the bags, for God's sakes. I don't want to embarrass myself hugging this out of the. Out of the trunk.

[Foley]

Throw it on a cart, just magically appears up there.

[Akash Singh]

I throw five for that. What do you do for that? Five?

[Foley]

No, I use 20.

[Akash Singh]

I've got 20 for that.

[Foley]

20 for that.

[Mark Gagnon]

My new thing is 20 for everything. I got enough cash.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying to.

[Mark Gagnon]

I been. I've been broke, Mo. I've been broke most of my adult life.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

And now I can finally tip well. I gave 20s.

[Akash Singh]

I gave 20 to co check at Bungalow, actually good Indian restaurant in New York. But I was like. As I was giving it, I was like, this seems.

[Mark Gagnon]

Code checks on, dude. This seems like a lot.

[Akash Singh]

It was all I had. It was that or nothing.

[Foley]

Oh, okay.

[Akash Singh]

So. But I was like, this is.

[Mark Gagnon]

No. Then you got to bite the bullet.

[Akash Singh]

And then I remember being like, should I do 20 for everything? And I was like, I can't. That's too much. 20 for everything.

[Miles]

Because then you're. You're harboring resentment. You know what I mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. You got to come off. And I feel good about it because I got that. That I've worked a lot of jobs based on tips, valet or whatever. And it's like that. That is such a moment of joy in their head when they go back to the thing and be like, hey, that bald guy gave me 40 bucks or 20 bucks or whatever.

[Foley]

How much is supposed to tip the cleaning person?

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, we were talking to Tim Dylan about this, and Tim's like, I'll only give it to them. He's like, the people will steal it. Out of the room like other people. Like if, like it might not be. The main people go up and down, check to make sure the room's like clean. Like other people in the staff might take the money. So he goes, I'll give it to.

[Akash Singh]

I gave 20 to a cleaning lady in Arizona and she was so, so happy that I was like, you should just.

[Foley]

But what if you don't see him? You can also.

[Mark Gagnon]

I still leave it. I, I, I put that in the, it's like the seat back. Hey, if somebody steals it, that's on them. They're, you know, they're getting Daily or.

[Foley]

Just when you leave?

[Mark Gagnon]

Just when I leave.

[Foley]

He does it daily.

[Akash Singh]

No, I don't do it.

[Foley]

He doesn't.

[Mark Gagnon]

When he aggregates.

[Akash Singh]

I'll try to remember.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just.

[Akash Singh]

I'll give him money now. Oh, okay.

[Foley]

Do you have people come in the room when you're in there to, to turn it.

[Akash Singh]

I don't never. That's white. People are not okay with the, they love the do not disturb and they just leave it.

[Foley]

Oh, that goes right.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't enjoy my.

[Akash Singh]

No, I love coming back to a clean room.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wait, you're coming on the floor and then letting people just walk in there while you're still.

[Foley]

Who's going to clean it?

[Akash Singh]

He's a monster.

[Foley]

Money is going right to your head.

[Akash Singh]

I mean it. This guy's the worst person. I stopped.

[Foley]

I've stopped.

[Mark Gagnon]

I've stopped. I'm learning. That's crazy.

[Foley]

My weight.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Foley]

It makes it less cozy. I like it being, you know, I, I like getting my.

[Akash Singh]

You like it feeling lived in.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

This is, this is a. I, I'm not saying no minority, but it's more white person thing. You like more lived in. You like shoes broken in. We like new shoes, hotel rooms that feel lived in. We like walk into a hotel, feel broken in. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was trying to think of counter points for the shoes broken in, but I'm like, damn, I do like a nice set of loosey goosey shoes. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That's an interesting thing.

[Foley]

Yeah. Yeah. I like having to rip the sheep.

[Akash Singh]

That's my favorite part. That's my favorite. No, but that's why I was under the illusion I was walking into a clean place. Now I talked to you guys, I realized there's come all over this place. But before I'd be like, oh, this was just somebody just clean. This is so wonderful.

[Mark Gagnon]

It is nice. I, if they do, if it happens, I'm not like upset. I'm like, oh, it isn't nice. But like also our stays. We're typically. We're doing like one night. We're in and out, we're moving and we're, you know, we're running and guns.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, you got the tour bus situation. How's that work?

[Mark Gagnon]

Not any. We have. It's very expensive and, and fun though. It's fun. Yeah. It's a good time. You feel like a. Yeah.

[Foley]

Pushing the couch back.

[Mark Gagnon]

You feel like a. You feel like a band that got back together for a reunion. Thor. Cuz we're like 40 and 50. We're all like sharing. One more time, brother. One more time. We're all like sharing. Hell yeah.

[Foley]

I'm hooked up in IV drip in the back.

[Mark Gagnon]

But it's a good time. That's one thing we do. I mean you guys, you know, you guys travel as a crew. You travel with your same crew. It's like. Yeah. To be able to do it with your boys is awesome. You know, and it's like. That's. That's the coolest part. You just. It's like a. It's like in a part like a traveling apartment.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

The tour bus is the great.

[Akash Singh]

Seems awesome.

[Miles]

Oh, it's all. Did you guys have a bathroom policy on the tour bus?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. No on. No on the bus, obviously. I mean that's like the driver and like the driver was a pretty mean man. So nobody crossed him.

[Foley]

And we made a pretty strong advisory announcement. Like listen, don't drink the water.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh yeah.

[Foley]

On the bus. And one of. One of our. Our DP use it to brush his. His teeth and then got dysentery.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow. Stuck in LA for like a week.

[Foley]

And was holed up in a hotel in LA for about a week.

[Miles]

What the.

[Foley]

I would want to clean that room.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's good now, but yeah, he. It. It took him like two weeks to bounce back and.

[Akash Singh]

And I wouldn't think it would be that big.

[Miles]

That's an organ treasure.

[Mark Gagnon]

Drink that water.

[Akash Singh]

Brush your teeth.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's in there. What?

[Foley]

Once it's crossed line, don't matter what it is. I feel better.

[Akash Singh]

Cuz when I go to India I'll use bottle water to brush my teeth.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what we were all doing and he got it on the last day.

[Akash Singh]

But every time I'm like, am I being a. With this? Like it's just brushing.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're not.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I wouldn't even shower. Yeah, that's because I'm trying to fit it. I'll be in Seattle and Portland. I have.

[Foley]

I've been wanting to ask you this for months.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Here you go.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know if you're the guy coming. You get ready for some racist.

[Foley]

Here we go ask.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is crazy because I don't know what it is. So that means it hasn't made it out of his head yet. Like typically he bounces stuff off the team and we're like, that's insane.

[Miles]

Showtime.

[Mark Gagnon]

This hasn't been out in the world yet.

[Akash Singh]

It's months, not years. So I'm curious because years would be. Why don't you shower?

[Foley]

I thought about who can I ask and have a conversation about what is going on in this.

[Akash Singh]

All right, I will do my best.

[Foley]

You guys aware of the street vendor situation in India? Yeah, not great. There's one guy who sits with his legs crossed in a little thing watermelon and cranks out soup. You guys have not seen this guy. I think he's kind of famous. He's cross legged and he's cranking out something. There's a guy behind them handing him papa dons or something like that back there. And the sanitary situation is pretty wild.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Foley]

And I thought maybe he was like some kind of famous chef or something like that. If you. You knew who it was.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's asking if you want an Indian guy without good hygiene who crosses his legs. Are the bullet points he's giving?

[Akash Singh]

I think he's asking.

[Foley]

I think he's asking.

[Akash Singh]

What the fuck is that?

[Foley]

Yes.

[Miles]

Also, do you know him?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's just normal people.

[Foley]

That's my boy right there. Explain to me what's going on here.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's Akash Singh.

[Akash Singh]

That's my AI image.

[Foley]

You don't. That guy's not famous.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

There are a lot of people that show up at his spot. Like they're.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now he's like a local. Okay. But they're. They just.

[Foley]

What the is going on there, man?

[Mark Gagnon]

They're just vibing.

[Foley]

You're worried about me coming in the sheets.

[Akash Singh]

I don't eat that food.

[Foley]

I'm just saying.

[Miles]

Yeah, you're wasting it. Could be a nice chutney.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now. Would that make me sick, you think?

[Foley]

Yes.

[Miles]

What I would put. You would lose so much weight though. Indian ozempic. You'd look amazing.

[Akash Singh]

Now Indians have their stomachs. Their stomachs are steel. They don't get sick when they. When they travel. It just doesn't happen.

[Miles]

But the towel is kind of nice because he's covering his feet. It's actually more sanitary. You see that?

[Mark Gagnon]

Sure.

[Foley]

Shut that down.

[Akash Singh]

I've actually seen. Yeah, dude, I'm being honest. I've seen much gross.

[Mark Gagnon]

Imagine trying to get a reservation at that.

[Foley]

There's a couple of fruit flies in the back. We might want to.

[Miles]

This doesn't seem that bad. I would actually eat this.

[Foley]

What are you.

[Akash Singh]

I've seen.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is not the least. I gotta see that. I gotta see the. I gotta see the reverse angle. This. What's. What's. What's happening in Chipotle so far? Yeah. No, I mean. Yeah, I can see it.

[Akash Singh]

Grossed out. But there's much more gross shit in.

[Foley]

What do you think that was?

[Akash Singh]

We can't go to Indian eat street. Street food. And I know someone who would try to do it and she would get sick every time. I went to the hospital once just to like try to be like.

[Mark Gagnon]

Trying to be like part. Yeah, I'm doing it.

[Foley]

Can't do it.

[Akash Singh]

We can't. We can't.

[Foley]

Is there a concertive effort going on? Like you know, tighten that up a little bit.

[Akash Singh]

It's 1.4. Can I give you the best explanation I can give? India when it got freedom and Britain had. I'm not trying to make them. But they took everything basically. When they got their independence they had 400 million people. They got more than we have now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Then it was 1.4 billion people. And it's one third of the land. So there's no like you can't regulate. It's just a bunch of people trying to live and there's no infrastructure built in where it's like there's. I don't know where the closest sink is to this. I got you where the closest plumbing is to this guy.

[Foley]

Listen, I'm not making a political statement like I'm just a couple of Lysol wipes.

[Akash Singh]

I don't think they got Lysol wipes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Accessible for this guy.

[Foley]

That's funny man.

[Akash Singh]

That's the best. But I would. I won't with this food. If there's one place I'll go to that serves street food that is.

[Mark Gagnon]

What are you doing?

[Foley]

This guy under the pit.

[Miles]

So this one I probably wouldn't eat.

[Foley]

What are you talking about? You're going to blame Britain for that? I've never seen a British guy do that.

[Miles]

That's how he seasons it. It's a little Old Spice.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's crazy. That's crazy, son.

[Akash Singh]

He got one arm cuz the water got so many chemicals in he had.

[Mark Gagnon]

To lose his arm.

[Akash Singh]

What can we do? We got to make it work somehow. He got to make a living.

[Mark Gagnon]

That guy just shouldn't be a Cook.

[Miles]

Then what is the guy at the end. What was it?

[Mark Gagnon]

Got to be a job he's better versed in than armpit.

[Akash Singh]

Businessman.

[Mark Gagnon]

Damn.

[Akash Singh]

D be proud of this guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Crossing guard or something. Sure. No, I'll give you that.

[Foley]

That's nuts. Yeah, that is nuts.

[Akash Singh]

No, I wouldn't.

[Mark Gagnon]

And there's a. There's an Indian restaurant across from me, and they stay with the C. They stay with the C. Oh, yeah. And I'm just rocking it. I don't care. I. Me and my wife eat it weekly, and they like no other place in New York. Well, I walk in and take a C, but the place is right across from me. I'm in there, and I'm just like, it is what it is. Cook comes out shoeless. He squats down and just cranks heaters. And then, like, walks right in and just get. And I'm like, I'm okay with it. It's good food.

[Foley]

And I'm also.

[Mark Gagnon]

Let's do it.

[Foley]

I'm also. That's not saying. That's indicative of the. You know, of the whole culinary institution.

[Mark Gagnon]

It for sure is. That guy. Smashing.

[Foley]

That's street food. Listen, I'm in all the way anywhere in New York.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm trying to backpedal and be like. I'm not trying to be.

[Foley]

I'm not backpedaling at all. I'm not saying. I'm not saying. That's like a nice Indian restaurant over here that the guy's in the back with his legs.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you can't.

[Foley]

There's no.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's no regulation.

[Akash Singh]

There's no food inspector for this guy.

[Miles]

It's not authentic in America.

[Akash Singh]

Who buys that food?

[Mark Gagnon]

See, in New York would be more. It would be, like, more authentic in America.

[Miles]

That would be authentic inexperience.

[Mark Gagnon]

And also, I'm an advocate because I'm going. It's got to be good. Right? You know, that's got to be as real as you can get in New York. Is a C. That's as close you're gonna get to the one armed man.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I mean? Can we say the name of the place? I mean, the sea is out there like it's nothing.

[Foley]

No, don't say.

[Akash Singh]

What do you say?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't want to say it.

[Akash Singh]

What? The C is on the window.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but they hide it. They plan.

[Miles]

They wrote chai next to it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Free after 2:00pm yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I don't want to air. I don't want to air.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying to get y' all set up at Bungalow. It's actually good. I finally found.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't. I'm not trying to dispose.

[Foley]

An Indian restaurant. I didn't know that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then like we can't. We're not good at that. When people like try to do stu for us because then we. We're not good in nice places together.

[Foley]

Why?

[Mark Gagnon]

Who's didn't. Dude, this is how stupid we are. I went to like a real nice restaurant. We were in LA cuz our producer, new guy Luke is like a rich kid and his girlfriend's a rich kid. So like she's from out there. So they lined us up with like restaurants and we went in.

[Foley]

We're at Frankie and Vinnie's or something like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

It was the other. It was the other place and behind us was Cindy Crawford.

[Foley]

Oh, oh.

[Akash Singh]

How's she looking?

[Mark Gagnon]

This is. I'm so. I was so drunk and I was. I literally. I walked to the bedroom. Like we didn't recognize it was there. My head. I went. That's a good looking older bro. That's how drunk I was.

[Foley]

It was only me and new guy Luke that were looking at them. These. Those guys were sitting with their backs back to them. And it was her husband, what's his name? Randy Goldberg.

[Mark Gagnon]

The guy? No, the guy who owns. He's Corny's boy. He owns the. Yeah, he owns Kas Amigos.

[Foley]

I don't like the guy. I don't know him. But I just have a thing with him. I'm sure he's a great guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

He doesn't like the ads where him including are riding motorcycles. Cuz he wants to ride a motorcycle.

[Foley]

No, I sold. I don't like the whole concept of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Randy Gerber and then Kya Gerber who's like a. Oh yeah, she's.

[Akash Singh]

She looks like her mom. She's hot.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. And then the huge restaurant tour.

[Foley]

Probably the coolest guy, Austin Butler had a thing with him.

[Akash Singh]

Austin, but also hot.

[Mark Gagnon]

I saw the table behind us and we ruined their dinner for sure.

[Akash Singh]

So I saw Austin Butler in a coffee shop here. Great looking guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Unbelievable.

[Foley]

It's crazy. The thing I noticed about it, his like arm was sticking out of his shirt. This skin on the guy.

[Akash Singh]

Fantastic.

[Foley]

Like it was angelic.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a good looking dude.

[Akash Singh]

Fantastic.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

How'd you ruin their dinner?

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean we were just being drunk.

[Foley]

I mean we only had dessert. Listen, cuz we were drunk at Elbow and it's a real tight spot.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a tight spot. I'm not. This is not. He's a Bigger guy or has to be shift. When he sits down. That table's got a.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Forced Feedback is at a table, and it's getting moved.

[Mark Gagnon]

So it's like, move the couch. We're gonna end up in the bathroom if we keep going.

[Akash Singh]

Austin Butler. Have you seen his ig?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's.

[Akash Singh]

This guy's so into fitness right now. He's yolked out of doing all this work, and he's just getting moved out of his spot.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who's eating some rose. Epic dipping.

[Foley]

The nuggets called the restaurant, so they were bringing a pregnant lady.

[Mark Gagnon]

I didn't want to bring that up. We did say. We did say a pregnant lady was why you can't go to Ruby Rosa. It's a tight spot. I ain't never been.

[Foley]

I don't want. I stand out in the. Look at the window. Every day.

[Akash Singh]

You get his hand out, take out.

[Mark Gagnon]

You called.

[Foley]

I wanted to go the full R. New guy, Luke.

[Mark Gagnon]

And said, hey, listen, you know, we're this party of four or part. Whatever it was, you know, there's a.

[Akash Singh]

A woman.

[Mark Gagnon]

Was it a party of three?

[Akash Singh]

And you said it was a party of four.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, we do that anyway. We like. We like to spread. We're a bigger team. We're a bigger crew. You know what I mean?

[Akash Singh]

Wait, have you lost weight or.

[Mark Gagnon]

I have. I'm on cheap.

[Foley]

I'm. He's on Manjaro.

[Mark Gagnon]

Manjaro. Yeah. I'm bootlegged, though.

[Foley]

Set up. Pregnant.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. We gotta roll. Listen, we roll. You know, that's what we do. Who came up with that?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Who came up with that?

[Mark Gagnon]

Luke. Luke didn't. Didn't know. And then I. We didn't know. Then he told me because he gets squirrely sometimes when we're walking into certain places, you know?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who's sitting next to who? It's a rough.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, no, it's a rough thing.

[Foley]

When he first got the job, he's, you know, he's tall, he's thin. Got to know each other a little bit, but still a little nervous. And we were like, outside or something like that, and it was really cold. And he came up to me, like, very earnest. He was like, do you experience the cold? Like normal people? Sweetest thing ever.

[Miles]

You're an alien. Normal people's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Crazy. Crazy.

[Akash Singh]

Do you feel love like me?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I do not.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Foley]

Yeah. All right.

[Miles]

It's kind of romantic.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Foley]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, this is the last. This is the garbage game.

[Foley]

We need you guys to make Love it.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, so I. I don't drink, but you guys drink, and I assume you don't need the fanciest beer.

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Akash Singh]

What is, like, a good garbage beer?

[Mark Gagnon]

Garage beer.

[Akash Singh]

Big fan.

[Mark Gagnon]

Shout out the garage beer.

[Akash Singh]

No, it's. It's. You guys. Is that your beer?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it's not. It's the Kelce Brothers.

[Foley]

I don't know. It's a. A.

[Akash Singh]

But we have a garbage beer taste test for you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, I might be pretty good at this.

[Foley]

Oh, this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Can you guess?

[Akash Singh]

The garbage beer.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now we're going to have, like, suck a dick or something.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no beer. It's. It's actual beer. It's g. Now it's warm. We're gonna. It's warm.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's warm beer, but that feels more garbage.

[Akash Singh]

That feels more in spirit of the show. So we have. We're gonna have to get the straws through here, and it might look a little goofy. This is the only way we can get you to not know what it is.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll close my eyes. I'll be honest. Yeah, dude. There's no. It's warm through a straw. There's no way anybody can.

[Foley]

Some might be different containers. We're not bending over and suck it out of a.

[Mark Gagnon]

What do we put in cups?

[Akash Singh]

What if he's put in cups? All right, let's go get ch.

[Foley]

Man.

[Miles]

Also, it's warm. I, I, I.

[Foley]

We tried, guys. We tried.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I get it. I'm just. Well, I mean. Well, I'll do it through the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Foley]

I mean, that is. That is the Internet thing, though, to do it like that.

[Akash Singh]

And that's fine. You can't.

[Mark Gagnon]

But if you can't do, we can do the thumbnail. Miles, hit me.

[Foley]

He should actually get a Strode together.

[Akash Singh]

You don't worry. You got it. Okay. Amazon basics. Look at that. Shouts. Shouts to Bezos. All right, so we take a little break, and then we're going to. We're going to do this game.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay. Is that how it works? I thought you just have the gift.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

No, because there's so many light beers in the world.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Foley]

Wow. That's good. That's good thinking, man.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, so what are the. What are the beers? Miles, can you.

[Mark Gagnon]

You guys just have cups like that?

[Akash Singh]

And then don't, don't name them left or right.

[Mark Gagnon]

They just have pills in her glasses.

[Miles]

Boots, baby.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, okay, okay. So the beers are Coors Light.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Michelob Ultra.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's Gonna be a tough one for me. I just got into them this summer. Pacifica should be easy.

[Akash Singh]

Old English. Really don't need it, but in case my crew want to get drunk.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sure.

[Akash Singh]

Bud Light.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, I'll be. I think I should be pretty good at this.

[Akash Singh]

All right, so here we go. The are you garbage cheap beer taste test. Again. We got Coors specific. I guess it's called Bud Light. Pacifica.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, you got it.

[Akash Singh]

Okay. Old English and Michelob Ultra.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

All right, so this one is. I'll hand this to you guys first.

[Foley]

Thank you, sir.

[Miles]

Now, based off color, I mean.

[Foley]

Cheers.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, Take it. Take a nice whiff, sir. All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

See, the problem is warm.

[Akash Singh]

I feel like that's more garbage, though.

[Miles]

It's gonna bring out the profile, I think.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. What year.

[Mark Gagnon]

The warm. The. Because every beer gets warm and they start smelling like it's. You know. I sound like such a close up.

[Akash Singh]

You're like a white trash Somalia.

[Foley]

Do you want one answer between the two of us? And we got to come to an agreement.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, I need to. Do I have to guess right now or can I pin this against the others? All right, let me get the other.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Foley]

Is there anything that cleansed the palate? Like perhaps an amuse bouche or something?

[Mark Gagnon]

One of the tie dye p.

[Akash Singh]

Man.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is now harder than I anticipated.

[Foley]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, are you. Are you blaming the warmness?

[Mark Gagnon]

No. Genuinely harder than I anticipated. I gotta hit him a little quicker. I gotta get them next to each other, man.

[Foley]

The blue one's Bud Light.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Foley]

Okay. I was like, blue one.

[Mark Gagnon]

This guy's up already.

[Foley]

I keep thinking everyone's the oldie because it tastes so bad.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know. Because they hit that point where they're not.

[Foley]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know.

[Foley]

Is my last one.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is one more.

[Akash Singh]

There's one more. This is you.

[Foley]

All right. I like this nice little flight, right?

[Akash Singh]

Okay. All of these wrong.

[Foley]

Fuck.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, dude. I think I'm way off.

[Foley]

God damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

I haven't had old since.

[Foley]

Right there.

[Akash Singh]

Which one?

[Foley]

This one. Doubt. No doubt about it.

[Mark Gagnon]

What number?

[Akash Singh]

Two.

[Foley]

Two? Yeah. No, not two. I didn't put them in order. I don't know which way you need to.

[Mark Gagnon]

You freaking out. This guy gets a couple of spritzers and a student.

[Foley]

You're like, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

Where it's on the base of it. You're looking at your.

[Foley]

Right here.

[Akash Singh]

Right here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Grab these cameras.

[Akash Singh]

All right, so two. You're saying this is old English?

[Foley]

Yeah. I don't remember which ones I drank now. No, not that one. That's Old English, for sure.

[Mark Gagnon]

Two is Old English. Two is Old English.

[Foley]

Yeah. All right.

[Akash Singh]

That's impressive.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think. One.

[Foley]

That was the first one to go.

[Akash Singh]

You think? One is Pacifica.

[Foley]

One is Pacifica, I think.

[Akash Singh]

All right, so what are the numbers, guys?

[Mark Gagnon]

Number one.

[Akash Singh]

Joey.

[Mark Gagnon]

Number one.

[Miles]

What did you guys say?

[Foley]

Wait, before you do this, can I just say one thing?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think that's the one that's wrong.

[Foley]

I just want to give a little pushback on Pacifica being a trashy beer. Very good beer.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, I kind of agree.

[Foley]

Nice place.

[Miles]

I didn't think it was bad.

[Foley]

High school, Pacifica, Tostones, something like that.

[Akash Singh]

I know nothing, so I will defer to you.

[Foley]

Or maybe some samosas, you know, light beer.

[Akash Singh]

Thanks, Doug.

[Miles]

Jose, let's go.

[Foley]

I'm in.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay. Number. Number. Option number one.

[Akash Singh]

That was good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Coors Light me.

[Foley]

Okay. Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

Option number two. You guys got it, right? It was Old English.

[Miles]

Nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was the only real dead giveaway, man.

[Foley]

Bad news.

[Mark Gagnon]

Option number three.

[Miles]

What did you guys say three was?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think we said Michelobo Mick Ultra. Number three is Bud Light.

[Foley]

We didn't get that, right? I think.

[Miles]

I think Bud Light. Foley got it.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, okay. Whatever you got. That's though.

[Foley]

As a team.

[Akash Singh]

No, but you got that. That's good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Number four. Pacifico got that wrong.

[Miles]

What did you say four was?

[Mark Gagnon]

This is a setup. Switches. Every guy that comes in is cooler than the next. What the. This guy. Take this from a guy with rolled up sleeves and cool tattoos.

[Foley]

I don't care if it's like a skateboard to work, all right?

[Akash Singh]

At least you got the old English and one, right? Well, F got the Bud Light, so I'll give you all that.

[Miles]

I'll give you all two and Old English.

[Mark Gagnon]

Damn.

[Miles]

Y' all both knew your palace gotten too refined, dude, being in the front of the plane all the time.

[Foley]

I tell you what, though. We got a little buzz going, so we're all winners. Big on me at lunch.

[Mark Gagnon]

Roll this into a liquid lunch.

[Akash Singh]

Cole, you guys, you guys feel free to finish these if you want.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll go get cold beers like a.

[Foley]

Gentleman and then yell at the waiter.

[Akash Singh]

All right, guys, it's always a pleasure.

[Foley]

We love you.

[Akash Singh]

Anything you guys want to shout out?

[Mark Gagnon]

We have a tour. Yeah. Coming up. Starting at the end of this month, we're in the West Coast. San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, LA. All over. Tickets are available at all garbage.com. and also, you guys did a very nice shout out for our Route 66 tour. Our special that we did, it's like a comedy special slash documentary of all of sorts on the tour bus for two weeks doing Route 66. So check that out.

[Foley]

The show is a traditional standup show and then we play are you garbage at the end of the show with the crowd's great.

[Akash Singh]

Love it. Are you garbage.com Go to the patreon.com Are you garbage?

[Mark Gagnon]

YouTube everybody. All the EPs are there. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you guys.

[Mark Gagnon]

We love you all.

[Foley]

Love you guys. Peace.

[Mark Gagnon]

Our family at Phillips Cruises and Tours wants to say thank you to the thousands of people who have shared their Glacier Cruise experience with us online and across social media. Guests from around the world commented that our tours were the highlight of their Alaska experience. Our staff works hard and takes great pride in sharing Prince William Sound with our guests. So let us provide the smooth journey for your next Alaskan adventure. You can tell all the world that.

[Foley]

You paid a visit to the 26th.

[Mark Gagnon]

I said the 26. The 26th glacier cruise.