CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT

Summary

Podcast Summary: Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Title: CEO Killer & Jay Z Are INNOCENT
Release Date: December 11, 2024
Hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon
Description:
Flagrant is an unapologetic comedy podcast where hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, alongside AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, deliver unfiltered and hot takes without regard for political correctness. This episode dives into controversial topics, blending humor with sharp social commentary.

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1. The Controversial CEO and Healthcare Crisis (00:00 - 04:18)

Discussion Points:

• The hosts introduce Luigi Mangelli, joking about his physique and hinting at a deeper storyline involving a notorious CEO.
• Transition into a critique of healthcare CEOs, particularly focusing on United Healthcare's practices.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz (00:12): “This guy's about to be the most beloved, cold-blooded murderer.”
• Mark Gagnon (03:35): “They say he killed 40,000 people because he denied them coverage. That is a genocide.”

Insights:

• The hosts deconstruct the role of CEOs in publicly traded healthcare companies, emphasizing how their policies to maximize profits often result in denying essential healthcare to individuals.
• They label the CEO's actions as genocidal, highlighting the severe consequences of profit-driven decisions in the healthcare sector.

2. The Myth of the Innocent Hero (04:19 - 15:26)

Discussion Points:

• Introduction of a character, presumably a vigilante CEO likened to Batman, who targets unethical business leaders.
• Examination of public perception and the potential for influential figures to be both vilified and celebrated.

Notable Quotes:

• AlexxMedia (04:58): “He’s a hero. American fucking hero.”
• Andrew Schulz (07:24): “Shout out to Alex's jacket. That's a genocide.”

Insights:

• The conversation blurs the lines between heroism and vigilantism, questioning societal standards for justice.
• They explore the idea that public figures can be both revered and condemned based on their actions and the narratives constructed around them.

3. Racial Dynamics in Justice and Vigilantism (16:13 - 35:05)

Discussion Points:

• Analysis of racial biases in the justice system, particularly how race influences public perception of culpability and innocence.
• Comparative discussion on how violent acts are interpreted differently based on the perpetrator's and victim's racial backgrounds.
• Personal anecdotes and hypothetical scenarios illustrating these biases.

Notable Quotes:

• Mark Gagnon (25:35): “Every once in a while when every once in a while he starts acting like a real hidden Indian.”
• Andrew Schulz (33:22): “You never see that if it's white guy chokes out black guy and he is considered innocent and looking and a hero.”

Insights:

• The hosts delve into systemic racism, highlighting how black individuals often face harsher judgments compared to their white counterparts.
• They discuss the societal implications of these biases, questioning the fairness and equality of the justice system.

4. Mental Health and Public Safety (35:06 - 57:53)

Discussion Points:

• The tragic case of Jordan Neely, a homeless man who assaulted passengers on the subway, leading to his death while being subdued by a fellow commuter.
• Debate over the appropriate response to mental health crises and the role of bystanders in potentially deadly interventions.
• Exploration of the lack of adequate mental health support systems and the overburdening of law enforcement in handling such situations.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz (95:53): “Mental illness doesn't give you an excuse to harass people, to hurt people, to murder people.”
• Akash Singh (97:33): “Anybody can sue another person. And it's like the damage for Jay Z is happening right now, but sexual.”

Insights:

• The hosts empathize with both the victim and the individual committing the assault, discussing the complexities of dealing with mental health issues in public spaces.
• They criticize the inadequacy of support systems, arguing that more specialized units should handle mental health crises instead of relying on law enforcement.

5. Social Media Backlash and Free Speech (57:54 - 85:26)

Discussion Points:

• Andrew Schulz addresses the intense backlash the podcast received after making jokes perceived as offensive.
• Examination of the fine line between humor and offense, especially in the age of social media where content is frequently taken out of context.
• Discussion on the responsibilities of comedians and the impact of public perception on creative expression.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz (43:56): “Kendrick is the Taylor Swift of hip hop. She's the victim with scooter. She's still the victim somehow.”
• Akash Singh (56:50): “Sometimes justice system gets it wrong.”

Insights:

• The conversation highlights the challenges comedians face in balancing edgy humor with the risk of alienating audiences.
• They emphasize the importance of context in understanding jokes, arguing that taken out of context, their humor can be misinterpreted and lead to unwarranted backlash.

6. Geopolitical Commentary and Satire (85:35 - 112:10)

Discussion Points:

• Brief, humorous takes on international politics, including unfounded conspiracy theories about Syria and references to popular culture.
• Light-hearted banter about various topics, demonstrating the hosts' ability to weave humor into complex geopolitical issues.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz (130:00): “I walked outside to the coolest place ever, the church he was in.”
• Mark Gagnon (133:22): “They're like Pokemon, man. You just want to catch them all.”

Insights:

• The hosts utilize satire to comment on confusing and often oversimplified interpretations of international conflicts.
• Their humor serves as a coping mechanism to discuss and dissect complex political narratives.

7. Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts (112:11 - 122:35)

Discussion Points:

• Final reflections on the events discussed, reiterating the importance of addressing systemic issues within society.
• Expression of camaraderie and support among the hosts, celebrating their collective resilience in the face of controversy.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz (114:38): “They need that energy.”
• Mark Gagnon (121:40): “You just have to tell your name.”

Insights:

• The episode concludes with a reaffirmation of the show's commitment to tackling taboo subjects through humor.
• The hosts emphasize the necessity of open dialogue and the power of comedy in shedding light on societal problems.

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Conclusion

In this episode of Flagrant, Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with their co-hosts, navigate through heated discussions on healthcare ethics, racial biases in the justice system, mental health crises, and the volatile nature of social media backlash. Their unapologetic humor serves both as a critique and a tool for engaging with sensitive topics, challenging listeners to reconsider societal norms and injustices.

Disclaimer: This summary is based on the provided transcript and aims to encapsulate the key points discussed in the podcast episode. It is intended for informational purposes and does not reflect the personal views of the summarizer.

Transcript

[Andrew Schulz]

What's up, everybody? Welcome to flagrant. We gotta start off this episode today. Big shout out to Luigi Mangelli on the pds. Look at that bod.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, he was a hater.

[Andrew Schulz]

You never had abs like that.

[Akash Singh]

You just never had abs like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I thought it was cause I'm pale so the sun doesn't hit it different. And you guys, it hits a difference. This guy's about to be the most beloved, cold blooded murderer.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is White Prison Bay.

[Andrew Schulz]

White Prison Bay.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is White Prison Bay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, he's a handsome guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was laughing, trying to hate. You were hating.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was laughing.

[Akash Singh]

Cause Miles was so quick to put it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Before we. Before we talk about how great this guy is, can we just talk about how horrible the CEO was? Because that will give us a little bit more.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So do you guys know anything about the CEO? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Alex Media]

Really nice guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, tell me about the salt of the earth. Salt of the earth. You know, family man, golden retriever.

[Alex Media]

No, it's, it's interesting. Some people pointed out like, I think even Bill Burst on his podcast, he's like, these guys are gangsters.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Like they sit like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

They got families that are like. They're putting in basically policies within the organization to withhold coverage from people. Of course, like all these, like health care companies, in order for them to make money, they have to deny coverage. That's like the way it works. And they're publicly traded companies and the consumer mission is like, okay, we're going to help the people. We're going to actually like, help people.

[Andrew Schulz]

So a CEO's job is to remove as much coverage as possible so that you can make the most money for.

[Alex Media]

The company because you share responsibility to the shareholders of your public.

[Andrew Schulz]

So to deny people who need health care.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Health care is how you make the company profitable while at the same time getting them to continue to pay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

So convince you to pay the money and then not help them when they need it.

[Alex Media]

Exactly. Kill that motherfucker.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm just saying thing on. Kill that motherfucker. Kill that mother. Actually, don't kill him. You know what you should do? You should make sweet love to him. That's what you should do. No. Well, we shouldn't have made sweet love to wish him.

[Alex Media]

I would let this guy fuck me.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, not this guy. I would let him me. But what if we make sweet love to the CEO of United Healthcare and all the healthcare CEOs? What if they get made sweet love to.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what then when he goes to the psychiatrist for his sexual trauma. Deny the claim.

[Andrew Schulz]

Deny, deny, deny, deny. Deal with that. You enjoyed it. I want your cheeks up on the wall. I want to cast your cheeks. I want to get a mold of your cheeks. I want to put them up on the wall.

[Akash Singh]

I think you're allowed to make jokes about.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, you're taking it too far. I'm just going to make a mold of his cheeks and put it up on the wall like a deer head. You're going to mount it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to mount the cheeks of the wall couple.

[Mark Gagnon]

Couple different ways.

[Andrew Schulz]

All the cheeks I get. I got to have a room in my. In my house where I put all the cheeks that I made sweet love.

[Akash Singh]

He's a little stocky, so those are some heavy cheeks right here.

[Mark Gagnon]

We're going to go to a professional.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not him. We're real. We're gonna go to a real mounter. You know, we're gonna go. Someone who deals with big animals, like an elk or something like that. Yo, you're telling me you can't make sweet love to a United Healthcare CEO who's trying to deny coverage to people who need it? I mean.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, of course you could. Enough people hate him, so. I think enough people hate him.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're totally fine. Like, what if we found out, instead of killing him, someone just butt him on the street at Times Square. Bring it back to the 80s. An Elmo, dude, if an Elmo, that's healthcare. El brought out that Mexican dick and just.

[Alex Media]

But the United health scene, that would be fire.

[Andrew Schulz]

It would too roast for everybody.

[Alex Media]

But, yeah, there's a whole bunch of shit like this. Like, I'm pretty sure even during COVID all these hospitals went bankrupt and they had to roll them all up into one thing. So now they're all owned by private equity. All these doctors are getting surgeries they don't really need to do, and they're getting kickbacks from the fucking, you know, medical sales companies.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a very unethical job to have.

[Alex Media]

There's another one that actually just got repealed. So technically, this guy did one good thing so far, you know, despite killing people, which is bad. Yeah, he did one thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Killing person.

[Andrew Schulz]

Killing person.

[Mark Gagnon]

He killed way less people. In that healthcare scene, no one did a death count.

[Alex Media]

They said he killed. They accumulated over his time as CEO in this specific position, it was like 40,000 people or something like that have.

[Andrew Schulz]

Died because he denied them coverage is what they're estimating.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Alex Media]

And it's a little indirect but that's a genocide.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is a genocide.

[Andrew Schulz]

Genocide.

[Alex Media]

He killed more people than Osama.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thousand people.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm looking at Doug right now. Hold on.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's 13 Osamas.

[Andrew Schulz]

That is a genocide, man. Shout out to Alex's jacket. That's a genocide.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, this shit is flying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Get out of here. Oh, I thought you got the Palestine. What?

[Alex Media]

Oh, no, it says.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, it's. What does it say? It's not.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's black and white.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Alex Media]

No, no, it's got text on it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Thank you. The cultured individuals get it. Do you know what's happening in Israel and Palestine right now?

[Mark Gagnon]

I have no clue. I got no clue. Beyond me. I just. Not on dub side.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're not on D. Fair enough. And I thought the Indians were billions of people. But anywho, can we get back to Manoni?

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, this is one man.

[Andrew Schulz]

So he is the most beloved murderer in the world right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

In history, maybe.

[Andrew Schulz]

In history. He killed a guy that is responsible for potentially 40,000 deaths. Allegedly. Let's put out the allegedly. Yeah, so. And a guy who willingly took that job. He's even smiling in that photo.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, that. Yeah, that's Luigi, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, that photo right there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Where.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, this old bride guy in the bottom left. Yeah, but, yeah, just wild. And then his Twitter's still up, and.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is he getting after it? Hundreds of thousands of followers. He needs that burner phone. How do we get him a phone? In jail?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I mean, he's gonna be able to get one. I mean, you want to know how they get it to him? Is that what your question is?

[Andrew Schulz]

I can explain the logistical.

[Mark Gagnon]

Please do.

[Akash Singh]

The logistical.

[Alex Media]

Basically, you gotta. You gotta get some sweet love to the phone sex. Have you heard of phone sex?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, this is the same thing. It's basically like phone sex. That's fire, man.

[Alex Media]

But Luigi's been tweeting stuff. He's been active. He's a big fan of Dr. Huberman.

[Andrew Schulz]

He tweeted something like, I was going through his tweets, and I was like, damn, he really wanted us. Everybody he watches listens to, like, there's no way he hasn't watched an episode of Flagrant and heard us be like, yo, we gotta get after these rich. He might be a Pedroni Mangioni. Shout out.

[Mark Gagnon]

You now. Do we actually think it was this guy for sure. It's a lot of weird going on. It seems. I'm not normally.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's funny is, oh, do we have a conspiracy?

[Mark Gagnon]

What's funny is the first time that Black people are like, they got the guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

What are you talking about?

[Mark Gagnon]

Conspiracy.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's funny because they found him in a McDonald's.

[Mark Gagnon]

He had the gun, the silencer. He had a manifesto. Obviously you're gonna silencer manifesto at the same time. Yeah. Across state lines, days later.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, bro, that's not. That's not him.

[Akash Singh]

That's because we think y'all all look alike. All these pictures look the same. That look like the dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

This is hilarious.

[Akash Singh]

He's got a nozz on him. That nose is nosing.

[Alex Media]

People are looking at the eyebrows and they're like, dude, he's got a unibrow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Didn't he groom his eyebrows before he kills the CEO? Wouldn't that be funny? That's fire Arthur Fleck shit.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, casually like that is really the question is, like, how Italian is he that his unibrow grows back in three days?

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, he got that. That growth is there. He's got great eyebrows. Like, stunning eyebrows.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, these are thick, dude.

[Akash Singh]

You think he's on the Propecia. That's great head of hand.

[Alex Media]

He's 26, Italian.

[Andrew Schulz]

The guy's insane. He's great head of hair. He's awesome. Brought justice to that guy who killed 40,000 people.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can't wait to give to his GoFundMe.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm just waiting for someone to start one. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

So people are pointing out some things. They're like, okay, so he goes to P.A. he gets recognized by McDonald's employee.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, sorry to interrupt you real quick. Didn't that guy who killed 40,000 people. Allegedly. Didn't he also rug pull his own company? Didn't he sell a bunch of his own stock?

[Alex Media]

He's being investigated for this. Basically like a. Like a stock dump.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whoa. So he could have dumped stock from his own company is what I think.

[Alex Media]

That's what the investigation.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that's almost like insider trading because you have knowledge of something that's going to happen within the company.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, shit. He's Mr. Beast.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did he do a crypto scam? When the MrBeast Hawk 2 Logan Paul is going on over here. This is insane.

[Alex Media]

We got to start crypto scamming.

[Andrew Schulz]

We really need to Coffeezilla. Don't. He is joking about. Coffee is on to you.

[Alex Media]

No one else is going to prison.

[Andrew Schulz]

Coffee. You should start watching camp with Mark Gagnock. He gonna be selling bitback all them shitcoins and it's gonna be a problem. But he got nothing to do with us.

[Alex Media]

What is the consequences?

[Akash Singh]

Dill is scarier than this. Cute motherfuckers.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true.

[Alex Media]

You make $50 million in coffee. Makes one video. I mean, come on.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's not.

[Mark Gagnon]

I am. That's a valid point.

[Alex Media]

50 mil, that's a dollar.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a valid point. Sorry. Coffee. Get them suspenders ready. We.

[Alex Media]

We'll cut him in. It'll be fun. This guy's the ultimate chad is what people are pointing out. But he gets caught by a minimum wage employee at McDonald's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow.

[Alex Media]

Is what the. What the allegation is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Which seems like. All right. And then he's caught in the McDonald's, like sitting there on his laptop with the gun and a manifesto, a 300 page manifesto. And 10 grand in cash and foreign currency. And then he actually gets deposed. He goes into court in front of the judge yesterday, and then what does he say? And he goes, a couple things. The money that was planted on me.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And, oh, now it's funny. Cops been doing this to black people for years, but now it's funny when it happens. ID to gun and money.

[Akash Singh]

Like, usually they just plant one like gram of crap.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, when it's a white person, you need a lot of evidence. You barely need any evidence. Some blind bitch could be like, I think I saw him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Let me ask you this. You shoot a guy, you got foreign currency, and you're ready to flee the country. You got the money and you're like, before that, let me go to Altoona, Pennsylvania and pull up at a McDonald's. Who the fuck is doing that?

[Andrew Schulz]

The McRib. When that McRib is better, McDonald's out.

[Mark Gagnon]

In the rest of the world, why.

[Andrew Schulz]

Would he go to Canada? Like, if you got to leave America, that's first.

[Mark Gagnon]

You go Canada, you fly out from Canada, whatever.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but workers at McDonald's don't snitch. Come on, Trump, don't snitch. He's a fry flipper over there.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, Trump. You know what Trump gotta do if he really wants to win over America? He got part of his man.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's fine. No, Biden needs to do that If.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, what?

[Akash Singh]

Just, come on. Go out on a high.

[Andrew Schulz]

For real. If he parts him, everybody will say anything.

[Akash Singh]

Everyone will forget about his son.

[Mark Gagnon]

That makes complete sense.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's fire.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a PR hold up.

[Andrew Schulz]

We completely forget about Hunter now. I'm on. I'm on Hunter. You pardon this guy? What's the justification for pardon him?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a hero. American fucking hero.

[Andrew Schulz]

We need change.

[Akash Singh]

He's a piece.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It would have to be a federal court.

[Mark Gagnon]

It has to make its way there. So it's got to be on Trump. It's not going to happen in time.

[Akash Singh]

He crossed state lines with a weapon. That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's very true. The murder charge will be federal, I.

[Mark Gagnon]

Guess, but can you do it that soon? Didn't have, like, go to trial or whatever the fuck.

[Akash Singh]

Nah. Feds can decide to take over a case whenever they want.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yo, do that, Biden.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did you hear?

[Mark Gagnon]

The approval rating will shoot right back up.

[Andrew Schulz]

The McDonald's employee won't get the money that's offered for getting him arrested because he called 911 and not Crime Stoppers.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what you get.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what you get from being a hoe.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that's fucked up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, that's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Al. Defendant snitches what's going on right now?

[Akash Singh]

I'm a civilian.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's billions out here.

[Alex Media]

People are pointing out. There's just, like, a lot of things with it where it's like, okay, this kid.

[Akash Singh]

What are people pointing.

[Alex Media]

He goes to Upenn, right? Like an Ivy League school.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a smart kid.

[Alex Media]

He goes to Gilman in Maryland, which is, like the most prestigious school in area. It's like Val. A year, valedictorian.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow.

[Alex Media]

Bright guy. He's the Joker. He's, like, writing messages on a. On bullets. He's leaving Monopoly money as a message to the feds in Central Park. Like this. This whole grand scheme, elaborate scheme. Yeah, but then goes and has a gun on him and the manifesto and fake IDs and is sitting in a.

[Mark Gagnon]

McDonald's waiting not to go dine in.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's fire. That level of comfort is amazing.

[Mark Gagnon]

But he's not that dumb. But a guy like that doesn't make sense he'd be that dumb.

[Akash Singh]

Didn't he go to college in Pennsylvania? So he's going.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. No, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

Altoona.

[Mark Gagnon]

He went to College in Philly. UPenn. Then he went to Penn State. Altoona. That's not even. That's like. Like an offshoot satellite school or whatever. It's not even the real Penn State. So there's. I've been to Altoona. Ain't no reason to go to Altuna.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. I'm just saying, unless you're doing a.

[Alex Media]

Wild comedy show there or you're running from a murder.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but even then, just. You got the foreign currency. Just go across country lines.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whatever.

[Mark Gagnon]

Whatever fucking currency you got go there. He's not a dumb person.

[Akash Singh]

Yes. I think well, one, he probably wasn't online that much because he probably threw away his phone. And so he probably didn't know nobody.

[Mark Gagnon]

Was looking for him.

[Alex Media]

He didn't throw away his phone.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, he didn't.

[Alex Media]

Apparently. So. There's another thing that came up in the court is that they said that he had Faraday bags, which is basically like a bag, like almost. You think of like a yonder bag, but it basically disrupts the cell signal from getting in or out so you can't be traced. And they said this is indication of criminal sophistication.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

And he says, I picked this bag because it's waterproof. It has nothing to do with criminal sophistication.

[Akash Singh]

They planted that much shit on this guy.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, but this is the thing where I'm like, okay, he is super smart, but maybe he's, like, going through a mental episode or is like a narcissist or something because he's speaking in court without an attorney. Which, if you're like, you know, above average, intelligent persons, you know, once you get into court, don't say shit. Just be like, hey, I need legal representation. I'm going to keep my mouth shut. So that would indicate to me, like, oh, he feels pretty confident about his position with the judge. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Which because he knows he's innocent, yo. He knows the truth is on his side.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. That changes things for me.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

If he's choosing to defend himself, but he's not.

[Alex Media]

He didn't choose himself. He's just in front of the judge. God bless you, in the name of God.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's all over my shoulder.

[Alex Media]

I can smell it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I have smelly sneezes. What the hell? My farts don't smell.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's false. That's actually false. Completely false.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's only if I allow it.

[Alex Media]

Yeah. How come your sneezes smell like shit?

[Andrew Schulz]

Because I can't control the smell of my sneezes. But my farts, I can't keep that in. I still can't keep that in. And that just decomposes my body, Bro.

[Alex Media]

Have you ever sneezed and woke up your baby and your wife freaks out at you?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but I farted and woken up my wife. And she's really happy about it. Yeah, she really enjoys that. It's my favorite way to wake up. And then when she wakes up, I go like that. I say, she farted. My wife farted the other day. She was. While we're in bed, she woke herself up, farted, started. She was so embarrassed that she put the covers over her head, and I was like, God, down there. This is ground zero. Be careful.

[Akash Singh]

She's like, touch up it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Last show to tour. Okay. Honolulu, Hawaii. All right, we'll see you guys all there. The Blydesdale Arena. We'll see the protesters there as well. Appreciate y'all. We love y'all, man. Shout out to the Kendrick fans that will be outside. We'll be inside, you know, having crazy racist and sexist jokes and having a time our lives. But y'all enjoy the outside. I hope it pours rain and you just stay out there soaked. We love y'all, man. Appreciate y'all. The life tour is finally coming to an end. We got the special film. Once again, thank you guys so much for pulling up to that. That was awesome. And I'll give you news about when that comes out on Netflix. But appreciate y'all. We'll see you in a few weeks. God bless.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, guys, let's talk show dates. I told you I'd have announcements this week, and I do. The February dates are coming, but we ready to rock with those. January 9th and 10th and 11th, I'm gonna be at side splitters comedy club in Tampa. So all you Floridians, white trash people, people that are happy that we had Trump on the pod come through. Also, January 23rd through 25th, I'm gonna be in Sacramento at Punchline. Guys, I sold that show out two years ago when I wasn't even really moving tickets. So you better buy tickets that because it's gonna go quickly. Also, January 30th and February 1st, I'm gonna be in Des Moines. I'm very excited to go to Des Moines because, you know, sometimes you're just trying to, like, make fun of being in the middle of nowhere, and you just pull a city out of your ass. My go to is Des Moines. Now I finally get to see. Apparently, it's west Des Moines. I don't know why the fuck you would have directions for Des Moines, but I'm a be there at the funny bone in West Des Moines. Get your tickets there on Aakash Singh.com. also, if you go to the website, my eyes look really pretty on the top banner. I don't know who did the Photoshop or maybe that's my natural eye color. I fucked those eyes. See y'all there.

[Alex Media]

Back to Luigi. Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fucking Luigi, man. Put a different picture up, man. This is too crazy.

[Alex Media]

I can't. All the pictures are so mugshot.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's a joint too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

It is crazy. But so he's talking to the judge in court. I don't think he's like, legally defending himself. Like, I don't think he's like, I'm denying representation.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

But I think he is going back and forth with the, with the judge.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, so you guys don't think he went crazy?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, he probably went crazy. It's just more fun to say that he's this like vigilante hero.

[Akash Singh]

Got it.

[Alex Media]

But two things can be true, right? You can be a crazy vigilante hero.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

But it rare that people like bad people we perceive to be bad get killed.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Bad things usually don't happen to bad people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what I mean? This is one of those rare cases.

[Alex Media]

It's just nice to see gun violence bringing people together.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I mean, it's just nice to see an act of senseless crime bringing the whole country like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, it did break.

[Akash Singh]

Both sides were just, we can fight.

[Andrew Schulz]

Behind it ain't senseless.

[Mark Gagnon]

Anybody who ever had to pay for their own health insurance, this made the most sense.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think Americans are ready for central health care or whatever it is.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What is it called?

[Alex Media]

Central universal.

[Andrew Schulz]

Universal.

[Mark Gagnon]

If you want that to happen, I.

[Andrew Schulz]

Think we're ready for it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Mark out a couple more of these guys.

[Alex Media]

Remember we were talking about this. We're like, okay, there's going to come a time where there's a. Oh, yeah, like a wealth disparity. And it'll either be like a violent revolution or a political revolution.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, we're getting close. Yeah, we're getting close. But you can like rich people, basically the super, super, super super rich have to make sure that the super poor have just enough to get by. The second they don't have enough to get by, then they're going to. Okay, we're going to storm that person's fucking estate and we're going to kill family, etc.

[Mark Gagnon]

And that's what happens here.

[Andrew Schulz]

So a way to keep them poor but keep them happy would be to just give them universal health care.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that will get you a few more years. Yeah, it's going to take some money off of your, you know, bottom dollar, but you'll find a way to just put on the middle class or put on, like the kind of rich like they always do. But that is a way to keep them out of your pockets or keep them from storing your estate for a few more decades. Decades. Yeah. You get a couple more decades and eventually they'll be like, hold on, I can't eat, but I can go get my neck fixed. This is fucked up. And they're going to shoot another one of you. But this is a good sign that it's time to start taking care of the people. Because he wasn't poor. No.

[Alex Media]

He's like one of the wealthier families. His cousin is a delegate in Maryland. He's some type of like political office.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really? Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Nino Mangiani.

[Akash Singh]

Weird thing. The whole family owns a bunch of nursing homes and they have have really bad ratings. So I'm like, if you're should be upset at somebody, probably should be upset at him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Talk to his family for like three, six months, whatever. No one knew what happened to him.

[Akash Singh]

But it's just interesting, like, why is he. The anger being directed at the health insurance company when your family is really not doing a good job taking care of old people.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a good one.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I didn't know that they had nursing home.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah. They own like a bunch like probably like 10 to 12.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Take it to the top, baby.

[Alex Media]

Interesting.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's a little. Apparently he had this back injury. I don't know if that's real. Yeah. But this like lingering back injury surgery.

[Alex Media]

Again, this is kind of one of the stories people are saying. I don't know if it's the case, but it's like he was in Hawaii, he was surfing, injured his back, gets back surgery. Apparently there's like a whole back surgery racket that happens. I was looking at this also where like they're over diagnosed and oftentimes like this saying that people go through go with is like, the first surgery is optional, the second surgery isn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

And so like these doctors will just like do back surgeries and then they have chronic back pain forever because the doctor's getting kickbacks for the back surgeries and yada, yada, yada is what people are saying. And so it's possible that he was wrapped up in that.

[Andrew Schulz]

He feels manipulated, taken advantage of, and now for the rest of his life he's in pain.

[Alex Media]

So they're looking at his like book recommendations, like the books he read. And there's a ton of like back pain books.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

And so he's like reading about this shit. He's feeling angry. He maybe did like some people say.

[Andrew Schulz]

He did like ayahuasca to get through it.

[Alex Media]

And like that was partially part talk, part of it. So like he was angry, traumatized, hyper intelligent, and then goes potentially crazy. Doesn't talk to his family for three, six months, and then forms his Plan.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yikes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Comes back a superhero.

[Andrew Schulz]

What a story.

[Mark Gagnon]

What a story.

[Alex Media]

We're talking about this. It feels like Batman. Like imagine he doesn't get caught and he kills people.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's so much cooler.

[Alex Media]

But he goes after other billionaires.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Imagine he just keeps on finding billions dexterity. And then he tries to kill Bruce Wayne.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then that's where the episode of Batman starts. Third episode. I mean, there is something interesting. Cause Dexter, the idea was a serial.

[Mark Gagnon]

Killer that kills other serial killers, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I thought he was a serial killer that just kills bad people.

[Mark Gagnon]

Maybe it goes there, but I think the idea was serial killer.

[Andrew Schulz]

Serial killers kill bad people. Serial killers. I think it's like sort of both. Right. But essentially he kills someone that stole copper pipes. Like, he's not killing. He's not killing good people. He's killing murderers or rapists.

[Mark Gagnon]

He probably gets to that point.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mark Gagnon]

But the idea is this.

[Andrew Schulz]

But the idea is, is so he has to feed that need. So he's going to find a way to do it that like, helps society, which now we can like him. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Robin Hood is a kleptomaniac. Wants to help out poor people while he vanished. This way I don't feel guilty.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's great. That's all Robin Hood. He's a fucking klepto anyway. So I wonder if. I Wonder if other CEOs for these companies right now are looking at how the public is reacting. Not is there a crazy person that's going to try to murder you? There can always be a crazy person that's going to try to murder any of us. Right? But the public reaction, and they're going, whoa, I'm hated. My job is hated. When I tell people what I do for a living, they hate me, they despise me, and they think that how I contribute to the world is repugnant. And I wonder if that weighs on them. And they start going, I don't want to be thought of by that, this way, by my community. Or I wonder if they're such sociopaths that they go, ah, fuck it. This is how I make money.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, here's what I. This is going to be like some cucky shit. Probably. I'll just say it. I don't. This thing that they all hide behind, healthcare insurance companies and food companies when they go public. Oh, our fiduciary responsibilities to the shareholder. I almost think you shouldn't be allowed to go public if you're a health insurance company, a health care company, a food company, because then conflict of interest Food is full of bullshit. And what they hide behind is we're publicly traded.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a great point.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is medicine and food for the people. But you get to hide behind if I'm Brian Thompson, I'm doing my job.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right. So can I ask you a question? What would be the. What would be the alternative argument to that?

[Mark Gagnon]

I guess it's just anti capitalist. It just seems a little socialist to not let these guys go to not letting healthcare companies, food companies go public. Oh, we can't get the funding. We need to expand the business the way we want to or whatever. They would hide behind that.

[Andrew Schulz]

But anti research and development. The reason that a lot of these drug companies say that they should be public is because they need the money to do the R and D to profit off the drugs. Yeah. Which is true. The entire world benefits from our drug.

[Mark Gagnon]

R and D. Okay. That would make sense for pharma. What about health insurance companies? Why does United Health. Hey, no, I'm not, I'm not.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're talking the biggest. UnitedHealth is not developing the instruments of the machines to cure people.

[Mark Gagnon]

And I know you're not on their side. I'm just curious. What would be the argument for them? If you're playing devil's advocate.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean I don't have a good one for.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I don't think.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, and food companies, again, that's a really. That's a really. Now the food company one is tricky because there is a lot of R and D when it comes to food and unfortunately that R and D might lead to like way worse things for us. But. But it is.

[Akash Singh]

How do you make more food more addictive?

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe you eliminate that and the food gets healthier.

[Mark Gagnon]

You can literally get a start a GoFundMe. You guys want a new Doritos flavor? Here you go. $5 to the GoFundMe. I mean it's a Kickstarter. What are we like I don't think this is because again, if the goal is to maximize profits for the shareholder.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to in n out never had a. Isn't a publicly traded business very wealthy? That's just slaps like. So let's not act like you need.

[Mark Gagnon]

Chipotle the quality fel the dog. It's publicly traded and because you get to say well I could use this really high quality chicken but it costs more. So I'm going to use a lower quality chicken. But that's okay because my primary responsibility is not to the people I'm feeding It's to the shareholders.

[Andrew Schulz]

Akash, sometimes you make some great ass points.

[Mark Gagnon]

Don't happen often.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but no, for real, this is a great ass point. You stop being responsible to your customers and now your customers become this conduit it to making your shareholders more money. Yes. You're actually in a lot of ways poisoning your customers. And that relationship then is one of animosity where there's like, okay, maybe I like this food, but also I hate the service and I hate all these things. The, the businesses that are there to serve the customers, like In n Out, for example, right. They always hear about, oh, they're paying their employees, you know, $15 an hour, $20 an hour. Right. They're playing way above minimum wage. When you walk into that bitch, they're happy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Happy.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you feel good.

[Mark Gagnon]

You feel great.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you walk into some of these fast food restaurants and it looks like it's on a set.

[Alex Media]

They're trying to say, you murdered a CEO.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like, bro, I'm trying to get a nigga snitching because they're not getting paid. Right. There is no way an In n Out employee would have snitched on Manjoni. No, you would have given animal style. For real.

[Akash Singh]

I love this. Bernie Bros are listening. Like, yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

They finally. Social spots. Social spots. Finally. Let's fucking go. I love this. No, that's a. Keep going. Yeah, Cooking. So that is a great example. Should healthcare companies be publicly traded? Because now your responsibility is no longer to the people you're trying to take care of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the same thing with food. What other businesses shouldn't be publicly traded?

[Mark Gagnon]

Those are the two that come to mind.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like let's say, for example, a bridge could be a publicly traded company.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Be responsible for me getting over to the other side.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Don't be responsible.

[Andrew Schulz]

Some guy in Arizona who invested in this bridge because company, the George Washington Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge, those got to serve us and nobody else.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thousand percent.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's the same thing should apply.

[Mark Gagnon]

The only things that come to my mind are essentially medicine, which is food and actual health care. I guess you could say medicine because.

[Andrew Schulz]

You thought of this right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I've been thinking this and this just proved to me that there was something here.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I'm just saying every. Every once in a while when every once in a while he starts acting like a real hidden Indian. I know. You know what I mean? Like sometimes his little Punjabi brain is working.

[Akash Singh]

Yesterday in the group chat, there was no karma in that group.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sometimes I'M Karma. He was going full Punjabi. Also need the Punjabis to throw it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Down when it's war.

[Andrew Schulz]

They need that version of him too.

[Akash Singh]

Took out the bracelet.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want to smoke with everybody. That's what you need. We can't do an open job Punjabi cuz it's going to be too passive.

[Mark Gagnon]

Too much.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a little bit too passive. But sometimes you need that Hindu to come up and start making them crazy ass points. And then when they say your points are stupid, that Punjabi comes in. Yeah. Oh, oh. Meet you at the corner of the parking lot garage.

[Alex Media]

Oh, you want to ring a date right now? Let me just rink a dink on it real quick.

[Andrew Schulz]

If you start rink a dinking, bro, you're not using that.

[Akash Singh]

He's like, don't let me bring my elephant through.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop the ball, you mother.

[Alex Media]

It's going to be a problem.

[Mark Gagnon]

G's up, dude.

[Alex Media]

But yeah, I think that's, I think that's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

And the American people want it. It's time for health care, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I don't know. Universal healthcare? I don't know. I think that's, that is a starting point because you don't actually, and honestly I don't think you care that much about shareholder profits, but you get to use that as a shield. Oh, it's all about, you want your own profits. The shareholders are secondary to what you want, but you get to hide behind that. Every business person says your primary financially, whatever, responsibility, it's bullshit. Take that away from them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, it's because the board can fire people that aren't making the company money.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. And they get to hide behind that same fucking excuse. So now you're not publicly, publicly traded now why are you pieces of shit now? Answer for it.

[Andrew Schulz]

My parents used to always say this, how lucky they were that they did something ethical for a living. Yeah, yeah, they would always say it to me. What do you mean? They're like, yeah, like we just teach people how to dance and they really enjoy it and they love it and it feels really good that we get to have this opportunity to provide for ourselves. There are a lot of people that do things that, that are un, potentially unethical. And they brought up the insur. Like somebody has to go to somebody's house that gets torn apart by a hurricane and say, well, technically you didn't board your windows and if you had boarded your windows, it wouldn't have destroyed your living room and your kitchen. So we're not going to repay your living room and kitchen. And then, yeah, I know those people are screwed, but that's what they have to do for a living. And we get to come on this podcast and, you know, just tell, you know, talk about making love to little guys. Little Rascals. We'll make love to the Little Rascals. It's ethical. Like, we get to tell our children about that. You know what I mean? Children one day will watch this and be like, damn, those are some crazy. They did something.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They are gonna look at us and be like, yeah, this is stupid.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would be so proud. How was your guys week? Did you guys have a good week?

[Mark Gagnon]

That was great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Better than Brian Thompson? Yeah. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was in Albany, so not that much better.

[Andrew Schulz]

Were you at the Funny Bone?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it was great.

[Andrew Schulz]

Club. The club. The club is good.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's shocking how much colder it is outside of New York City as soon as you leave. Yeah. Two hours up. Snow, ugly people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hot people make a city just have a little bit more warmth. You forget about the cold. But when you're walking around Albany, you're like, damn, it is brick outside. What the. Where's Luigi Mangione? Where's Luigi Mangione to give me a hug when I need him? It is colder with ugly people, right? I know that sounds like it doesn't make sense logically.

[Mark Gagnon]

San Francisco gets colder than la.

[Andrew Schulz]

San Francisco's one of the darkest. I think is actually sunny. But the people so ugly. You're like, I don't even want to look.

[Mark Gagnon]

God, don't even want to shine down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why would I waste this sun? Let me throw this. Let me throw this down in Los Angeles where they need it.

[Akash Singh]

That's why people from Boston so funny. Because it's like, you that ugly, you got to at least be funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to chop it up. Even the women up there.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of Indiana is on. On the list of ugly cities, by the way.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, really? Yeah, because they try to say the most attractive city and they're like, oh, it's. It's Boston. It's something.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. They always try to make a splash with these lists.

[Alex Media]

No, the most attractive city is probably la, right?

[Akash Singh]

No, it's New York.

[Mark Gagnon]

I feel New York is underrated, to be honest.

[Akash Singh]

New York for sure.

[Alex Media]

I mean, I agree.

[Akash Singh]

We look good even in the wintertime.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can I be honest? Can I be honest with you?

[Mark Gagnon]

It's also diverse beauty, L.A. the hottest girls are like, they don't. They don't. They're not out. You don't see them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can I just. Can I just be honest?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's too many intelligent people in New York for it to be the hottest. There is the pro. The thing about LA is there's no need for intelligence at all. Pretty much all jobs in LA can be done by literal.

[Akash Singh]

And because we have Luigi's though intelligent hot people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where's he from? I thought he's from Pennsylvania. Yeah, but he's from Maryland.

[Akash Singh]

He moved over here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Northeast.

[Alex Media]

Northeast. We'll take north.

[Andrew Schulz]

You claim them. We're not claiming them.

[Mark Gagnon]

What I'm trying to say is natives only. Then even LA don't count. New York don't. Cause all the hot people move there.

[Alex Media]

That's a good point.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but then eventually it accumulates. But okay, so we have people moving. But so with the people moving, it's fine. So New York work, you have to have like some level of intelligence to live here, right? Because you. There's no. There's not as many jobs for retards as there is in la.

[Akash Singh]

That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you know what I mean? So, unfortunately, if you have to have.

[Mark Gagnon]

Some level of intelligence, how do you explain all Doves girls?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, they don't live here, son. They never live here. Dove is not hooked up with a single girl that lives in New York. They stay at his job. I'm here for two weeks. I come from Brazil for two weeks. Week. I got from Brazil for two weeks. And I stand outside Tommy Hill Fig Stone. I have to stand outside Tommy Hill Fig Stone hold surfboat for 8,8000 days.

[Akash Singh]

He waits till it's like the last two days so you don't have to break up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Would you like to. To pay for the citizenship so I can stand outside Tommy you figure Stone hold surfboat. And then he goes, no, I'm sorry, there's nothing I could do. Oh, sure, jokes. Oh, shs. I have to go back to where I stand outside. A different style with surf ball from way less money. This is.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is Du girl.

[Alex Media]

They still have the accent when they have sex. That's. Is that true?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah, 100%. You don't know if they're moaning or talking.

[Akash Singh]

They sound like me moaning.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man. How dare Tommy H. Fug Tommy H. Fugal Stone.

[Alex Media]

It's a legendary accent.

[Andrew Schulz]

One day they gave me long bow.

[Alex Media]

Dana White's contender series.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but that's it. But in terms of D being with like a real New Yorker. No, it's not. It's not going to happen.

[Mark Gagnon]

Does that not happened?

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on. Never once Never once. You never, Never, never once. New York girls are hard, bro. You need, like, Dove's charm doesn't work on New York girls.

[Mark Gagnon]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

No. Dub's charm works on girls with, like, hope and dreams. New York girls, are they dark, bro, they seen some shit at 14 years.

[Akash Singh]

Old, we're all too soft. None of us has a New Yorker.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true. Honestly, my girl moved here at 14 years old, and every once in a while, I see some New Yorker, I'm like, God damn. Not one of you on the couch as a New York girl.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why would I? I never rev New York.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, you're close.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm the closest. Philly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Philly. Yeah. My girl moved here at 14, but still, it's not New York.

[Alex Media]

She had a happy childhood.

[Andrew Schulz]

She had a pretty happy childhood. She had a pretty happy childhood.

[Akash Singh]

New York toughened you up, bro. Yeah, My girls get a little too tough. I'm like, yo, we might need to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go to we overt LA for the reason. Yo, what's going on Season. My girl getting tough too. Like, it's crazy out here. What's going on?

[Alex Media]

It's the coldness, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you do?

[Alex Media]

You gotta get.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you do in this situation?

[Alex Media]

You gotta get him up somehow.

[Andrew Schulz]

My logic don't work no more.

[Mark Gagnon]

We gotta be in. We got a Miami winter studio. It needs to happen.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, we need to keep him distracted.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I have to grow out my beard.

[Akash Singh]

For cushions to get.

[Andrew Schulz]

I move the cop.

[Mark Gagnon]

My man.

[Andrew Schulz]

You gotta be careful. Spanish women, bro. These Spanish women, bro. These Spanish women. Spanish women, that is.

[Alex Media]

I can't believe you say that about Spanish.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know. You know what you need, dude? You need to get that little red cape and just be out there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, man.

[Alex Media]

Running like P with the whole thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why. Red, bro. You nailed it. All right. Did y'all watch the fights at all this past weekend?

[Mark Gagnon]

I did not. Tell me what happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

You watched. I didn't watch.

[Alex Media]

Did someone steal your pay per view.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the way, son? I thought someone stole my paper. How can somebody. I treat our whole work group chat as just a personal helpline. I couldn't sign into the to the fight. I was trying to buy the fight, and they wouldn't let me sign in. It was, like, not available on this device. So I was like, is somebody. Are the boys watching at the studio? That's what I figured you guys were. So I texted the group. I was like, yo, what's up with the. The fights? I can't sign in. And then nobody answered. And I just handed my phone to my wife, and she figured that shit out. It's great to have. It's great to have someone that's under 30 looking at your technology and making sure that shit works. Anyway. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

So we all looked at your message.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, he'll figure it out. I get it. I get it. I just. I. But I did end up watching it, and it was. They were fantastic. So there was this fight between Ian Gary.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And Shavkat Rachmanov. I think his name I'm probably mispronouncing, which was phenomenal. Like, Shavka is supposedly the boogeyman in the division. Ian Gary comes out on, like, three weeks notice. You know, there's been a lot of, like, talk about Ian Gary. He's got a, you know, a little interesting situation where his wife and the mother of his child is. Also has, like, their. Her ex is his trainer for. In, like, doing his meals and stuff like that.

[Akash Singh]

She wrote the book about being a.

[Andrew Schulz]

Gold digger, and then she wrote that book, which is a satirical book, but obviously everybody's, you know. Or. Yeah, it's incredibly accurate. Who knows? But I don't know the exact situation when obviously, at first I saw it, and I was like, holy, this is up. This poor kid's getting taken advantage of. She's way older than him. She locked him down, made him change his name to include her name. And, like, a lot of. On the surface, you're like, this is. Then you read the book, and it's like, clearly, like a joke.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I'm like, okay, this might be something else going on here. Anyway, this, on three weeks notice, goes up against the guy who's the number one in the division. He ends up losing a decision, but, like, almost chokes him out in the fifth round. Slowly starts building like he could fight his ass off. And you looked at him like, he's only a striker. He's defending every single takedown. Like, it was very impressive.

[Alex Media]

Like the nutrition guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shout out to the nutritionist. That's. Yo. Nobody's talking about that. Exactly. Right. That we need to discuss. Yeah. It's a group effort getting the. Whoever was doing, like, the ped testing for the ufc. What was. What was it called? It was like getting USADA out of there. These is chiseled. Now. This look like WWE in the 90s, bro. USADA makes look boring. Get us out of the. Out of here. These guys are shredded. Ultimate Warrior, every single one.

[Akash Singh]

Get out of here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, I'm sure they're all abiding by all the rules, they're working out harder now. They're just working out harder now that USADA's not there, pee testing them all the time. They couldn't, you know, they're not going.

[Alex Media]

To be accused wrong.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dad. That fight is phenomenal. It is, like, super tactical. It was just awesome to see both guys phenomenal. And then this. I was not familiar with your game. The guy who's in the main card, Pantoja is fighting this guy coming over from like one or something like that Japanese dude. This Pantoja guy is relentless.

[Mark Gagnon]

Really?

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, like, I. It was under pressure and you guys should just. It's short. I would watch the highlight fights. He fights at 125 pounds and he is. It was it wrestler Striker. Striker that also does Jiu Jitsu, but I think his background is actually in sort of wrestling or Jiu Jitsu. But he was striking with the guy. And the other guy that he's fighting is known as like, oh, one punch, knockout. Are you watching this blonde age? How about you put it up? Going up against the blonde age.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I gotta reconnect.

[Andrew Schulz]

And if we do put it up, I don't know if they're gonna try to take it down. Right, Whatever.

[Alex Media]

Just watch.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right here he's up.

[Alex Media]

This blonde Asian.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway, it was that fight for as long as it lasted, but this guy should be a superstar. Like this guy Pantosia. Yeah, he is.

[Akash Singh]

He won.

[Andrew Schulz]

He won. Choked him out, but, like, it was. It was phenomenal.

[Alex Media]

Where's he from?

[Andrew Schulz]

He's from, I believe, Brazil.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, they just skipped ahead.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does he sound like? Well, I don't know if we're up to that point in a pod yet. If we're up to a point, they'll find out later. So you either find out later or you find out right now.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, if you beat an Asian at martial arts, you badass.

[Alex Media]

Bad.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway, so it was. It was fire. I mean, it was really cool. Really cool. And obviously this guy's a star. He's, you know, the champ in his division. I'm just being a super casual, but that was relentless. Anytime he's fighting again, I want to see it. And I want to see Ian Garry's next fight. I want to see him and Shavkat get after it again.

[Mark Gagnon]

You don't see that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, I want to see another rematch. Maybe down the line they both get another fight or two. But I think this was one of those reality checks for Ian because he had all this hype and there's all this criticism and then he goes and fights the scariest guy in the division. So they say, this is the guy who's going to fight Bilal next.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right. And he. He fights him. That's a tough fight. I think he lost, but it was 3, 2. And if there was one card that went the other way or one scoring that went the other way, then I would not be crazy upset about it. But I think they got the decision right.

[Akash Singh]

The other fight, you said he fought at 125.

[Andrew Schulz]

He fights 125 pounds.

[Akash Singh]

What does he come in weighing at? What do you think? Because I'm like, 125, I could take.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, yeah, I could take a 125 the last week of my life based on that principle, you know, But I'm watching this. Like, I'm going have to rethink this. How much Kung Fu does know? So, yeah, it was. It was crazy.

[Alex Media]

What do you think of the s gone decision?

[Andrew Schulz]

Horrible. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I saw Dana go and apologize to Volkov.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, it was so horrible. I mean, s gone just got worked. He got his ass kicked. And I think. What? Yeah, it was just. Apparently he broke his, like, every toe and one of his feet in like the first round or something like that. But, like, like, Volkov, I thought, fought a way better fight. He kind of, like, laid on him the last few rounds, the last round of it, so you could go. He didn't, like, really deliver the decision, but it was easy. Like, I don't think anybody that watched that flight fight with eyeballs thought that those judges got it right. Like, I couldn't believe it. There's no way that the judges that judge the rest of the fights, I thought they judged well.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Judge that one. I was. And the fact that Dana gets so upset about it, it's nice, because in boxing. Boxing, I would look at this and I go, the promoter rigged this whole shit.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But Data coming out and going, like, I'm going to see if we can reverse that. That was one of the worst decisions I've ever made. Makes me feel like the judges are neutral.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, but it's an interesting one too, where it's like, can an organization reverse a scoring? And if they do, what's the precedent for that? Do you go back?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, that. That almost feels more corrupt.

[Andrew Schulz]

It does.

[Alex Media]

Because if it. If that happens, then it's like every single everything. Not contest it. Contested. Contested.

[Akash Singh]

Or it could be a smart play by Dana. Like, this person's better for views. But even though they took the L, I gotta act like I. The other person deserved it, but nah, you're gonna get the next.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen.

[Alex Media]

But even losses in ufc, you can still run those guys.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, yeah. Oh, yeah. This loss is not gonna hurt Gary at all.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think it helps him because he would have got a title shed immediately afterwards. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

But I'm still watching.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, I think it qualified him and validated him in a way. You're like, oh, he's not a prospect. Yeah, this is. This guy's good.

[Alex Media]

Remember when Munoz took that fight last minute and got, like, demolished, but you still were like, I will watch every fight this guy does.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Wait, which one was Munoz again?

[Alex Media]

He took a fight against what's his name last minute and just like, got battered for five rounds.

[Akash Singh]

I like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You not against O'Malley anyway.

[Alex Media]

I think he might have been O'Malley.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I think they're thinking of a different guy. I know the guy you're talking about.

[Alex Media]

Is that a Brazilian guy? That was Munoz.

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe.

[Alex Media]

Wait, what was it? Moutinho.

[Andrew Schulz]

Moutinho.

[Alex Media]

My bad.

[Andrew Schulz]

Doesn't matter. Point is, if you show up and you and you and you and you ball out, the UFC will reward it. Yeah. Anyway, y'all are going to stake.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The leader in global betting in US Social casinos and gift baskets. Bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. All right, now let's get back to the show. Shout out the blog. Shout out DL Hughley, man, for being a fucking stand up comedian trying to get clicks. What happened to DL Bro?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know. Sad. Dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

That is. That is sad. Like, seeing him try to get clicks off this situation. And also them trying to. Yeah, this is also Jasmine Brand them trying to, like, reframe this narrative. This is one of the saddest shit I've ever seen. Because as D, I'm like, yo, you a comedian. Like, this is Kings of Comedy. I saw Kings of Comedy in the fucking movie theater. Yeah. Like, with my boys in the movie theater. Watching Kings of Comedy is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Like, seeing Bernie Mac for the first time, I was like crying, laughing. I couldn't fucking.

[Mark Gagnon]

My friend laughed so hard watching that. He threw up.

[Alex Media]

Awesome.

[Mark Gagnon]

Crazy. It was just a different comic.

[Andrew Schulz]

But anyway, there's this clip that they're going around trying to say that I'm like, being a victim now. Do you have the. They play play that I've been posting, like, telling me they're going to take out my family on like pictures of my child, my daughter. You surprised? This is the nature of the game. Social media. Yeah, social media. It's like, like. But he says that line, his parent. So Andrew Sosa's multiple Kendrick Lamar fans have threatened to kill his family over sexual assau. Salt joke.

[Mark Gagnon]

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That last six words or whatever isn't that interesting? Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So what people don't know is that this was recorded before I ever said anything to Kendrick. This. You notice the outfit is the same outfit as flagrant. We did the podcast the same day, right? So I haven't said anything to Kendrick. This is the timeline. Kendrick drops the bar in the song, right? He says, you know, don't talk about black women. That's law. It's a white comedian that then he says, tells people to slide on the black dudes close to him. Alex and Charlemagne is what I interpret. So basically kill his black friends, right? So death threats to them, Death threats to me.

[Akash Singh]

And I was getting. And I was getting death threats, of course.

[Andrew Schulz]

Death threats, death threats to me. Death threats to my family, telling they're going to kill my daughter, posting on my daughter's.

[Mark Gagnon]

We still haven't posted an app.

[Andrew Schulz]

We haven't talked. I don't talk about for two weeks, right? I go, okay, you saying death threats, all of us. You gonna talk about my dog? Okay, it's up. I'm a your man, right? Because if we say, if we saying anything, it's like, let's have some fun.

[Akash Singh]

It's still funny.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm a man. It's still funny, right?

[Alex Media]

Sensual love.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. But then we go, we're gonna do the molding of his butt. I'm hanging it on the wall. That's it. I'm hanging on the wall so I can point. Remember that? Remember that? That happened. This is it. So you talk some shit, right? I can see them taking this.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, he said hang, uh.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh yeah. And then Im. So you say the shit. You say kill my friends and then all your fans come out. Not all of them, but fans come out. They give death threats to all of us. They're talking shit about my 10 month old daughter, right? Saying they're gonna kill her. And then I go, imma have make sweet love to Kendrick. And now all of a sudden all the fans are like, how could you do that? You're taking it too far. Jokes are not funny. Yeah, we should murder your family and everything like that. And that's totally fine. But oh my God, they're like clutching their fucking pearl, right? Yeah, I'm like, hold up. How did you become the victim again? He really is the Taylor Swift of hip hop. Like, Taylor is the biggest artist in the world. She's still the victim somehow. She's the victim with scooter. She's the victim with her boyfriend. She's the victim with the labels. Kendrick, the exact same thing. He's the biggest rapper right now. Destroyed Rape. Drake. Can't talk about Kendrick. Vessel. No, they destroyed Drake in the battle. He's number one. And somehow still he's the victim. This. That he started.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And immediately the fans. Oh, oh, you're. This is so racist. How is it racist to make sweet love to my little rascal? How is that racist? How is that racist? Did you know about this term, buck breaking?

[Akash Singh]

I. I wasn't familiar with the term.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nobody knows about this, but now they make it racist. They try to make me a pedophile. Did you guys see this? Yeah. Yeah, this was hilarious. It's like, no, this. We got to talk about this. This was next. Next level. So one of my exes, she has been turning 29 for the last five years. I don't know if it's because, you know, Hollywood isn't great to people that are trying to make it and they're in their 30s or whatever, but they looked at the ages and they're like, oh, she's 29 years old still. And they're like, oh, she must have been 16 when they're dating. I go, 16. I go, I was on five shows on MTV when we were dating. How the am I in a public relationship with a 16 year old? I go, look, there's her on X factor saying she's 23. And I'm like, wait a minute, this girl's lying about her age. They believed a lie. Now they're posting it, trying to turn me into pedophile. So the Kendrick fans are just going, that's crazy. Yeah, Racist. This is their two things.

[Akash Singh]

That and mind you, she is black. So they're calling you a racist and you ask her was a black girl.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile. I'm a racist and I'm a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Tough week.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tough week. Not tough at all. That shit. That shit was fun.

[Mark Gagnon]

He loved it. I was shocked how much he loved it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'll be honest. It was because when I sat back and I was like, let me see what they're going to throw out because I know that they're going to go crazy. Once I did the thing on the Pod. Once we did the flagrant episode, I was like, I know they're going to go crazy. I was like, I'm sitting back. I'm going to see. They're going to throw the kitchen sink at me. I already know. And I was like, all right, let's see what they got. Let's see what they got. They start throwing out everything. Oh, he's races. Of course. Those are the first thing they're obviously going to go to. Then they do the pedophilia shit. And I'm like, all right. Yeah, of course. Okay, Good boy. Community note. Hit them real quick on that. Yeah. Shout out to Elon, bro. That came in clutch. That was fire. And then. And then. So I'm like, okay, let's see. Okay, that's. That's all they got. And then the celebs started getting comfy, right? Because they saw. They're like, oh, there's a. There's a trend in this direction. Let's pile on.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The second I saw these cornball ass celebs try to pile up, Meek tried to pile on. He's like, yeah, this is what they do. He made fun of me, called me gay. In his stand up. That was up. I got a tweet of Meek saying, that was funny, bro. I like, that's the first time I ever laughed at being called gay.

[Mark Gagnon]

He actually. He didn't say being called gay.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you say?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the first time I laughed at being gay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I almost feel bad for. I almost didn't want to do that because I'm like, poor me cannot help himself.

[Alex Media]

If anyone has a reason to be mad, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's him.

[Alex Media]

You were cooking him in that clip.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway, so he. And then Ice Cube son tries to post some shit. Oh, yeah. And I just put right under it, I'm like, why don't you look up Google? No Vaseline, but you're dead. And now he's in the comments explaining himself. Well, technically, that was a joke. It was a metaphor. It wasn't a real thing. That was actually gonna happen. I'm like, oh, oh, really? Is that it?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

He must not have heard it in a while because those aren't all metaphors.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ren's dick tastes like the in Easy's ass or something.

[Akash Singh]

Talking about sticking a broom up somebody's ass. Like, how do you make that into a metaphor?

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know. The broom was actually really the oppression that black people had to endure from the record industry. No, no, it was it crazy to see it. Happen. And then to see people jumping on the narratives. The only thing that annoyed me was that one that they tried to push out DL and then I guess Jasmine Brand tried to push out. Cuz they tried to make it seem like I was being a victim after what I said. No, they said that to. To me and you and Sharla, and I was like, it's up then if y'all want to go there, we could go there.

[Akash Singh]

Y.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I promise that you're not comfortable there. And the second I went, there was what happened? This is too far. You can't make jokes about. Unless, of course, you're making them about people that we think it's funny. Unless, of course, you're every TV show. Unless, of course, it's like, literally everything they brought up, they brought up this clip of Cat Williams going, is never funny. And then literally Friday after next, he's in a scene where he's about to get. Yeah, yeah. He's like, what, you pee on me?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I posted that. It's like, come on. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

People can make jokes about.

[Andrew Schulz]

About things.

[Alex Media]

You can make jokes about things.

[Andrew Schulz]

Everyone gets these jokes.

[Akash Singh]

The thing, like, the people who are upset are people who don't watch the show. And so I can actually understand. It's like if you take a clip out of context and you're like, wait, this is a podcast. The podcast is usually serious. You're just people around sitting, talking. So if you actually take what you say as serious, I can understand why people get upset at it. But it's like, once you realize this is a comedy podcast, you're a comedian, and you're making jokes like, you came back with your art the same way that Kendrick came at you with his wife. So it's like, hey, you can not like it, but you can't, like, crucify a person for it. Just don't tune into it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo.

[Akash Singh]

So, like, that's the biggest way to protest. This is don't tune in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, speaking of protest. But we'll get to. We'll get to the protest. But, like, I agree with you. There's this misconception that, like, you can't react poorly to a joke. You can be offended by a joke.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is the thing that comedians, at least us, we're not saying you can't be offended by a joke. We're not saying that you cannot like it. You can hate it. You know how much comedy we hate? We probably hate way more comedy than y'all hate. There's probably way more comedy. That's like, not offensive to us in terms of like, oh, my God, I can't believe I heard that. But offensive just to the art of comedy. It's just bad. Yeah, right. There's other shit and it might not be bad.

[Akash Singh]

It's just not our competition.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not our cup we don't like. But you should be able to do it so you can react to these jokes. You can look at all my jokes and be like, I don't find these funny. This is up. The second you tell me I can't joke about a group of people. Now we have a disagreement. Yeah, it's like, the second you tell people to kill my friends, now we have an issue. So you took it to violence and you tried to censor my art. You did two no nos for me, and I reacted accordingly.

[Akash Singh]

And we didn't play the victim by showing all of our DMs of the death threats and all that stuff. We just came back with comedy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, that's it.

[Akash Singh]

Like, that's what we came back.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's it. We come back with comedy, and then we didn't like the joke. That's fine. We like the K this nice in the kitchen.

[Akash Singh]

I found the joke funny. I still stand by laughing.

[Mark Gagnon]

So over the top, silly. So obvious it's a joke. And then people are taking it to SL and it's like, what the are we doing, guys? It's the point of being so over the top is so on some level, you understand it was a joke.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now I'm serious. I'm fucking his butt. I got again.

[Akash Singh]

They're going to take that and be.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, see, I gotta. I gotta it now, dude. I gotta get the molding and put it on the wall. I need a before.

[Akash Singh]

And the worst DM I got was somebody who was like, yo, I hope you have a horrible Christmas.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why would Dub DM you that, bro? That's so crazy that he would do that. And you wore this jacket today in protest. That is so crazy. A horrible Christmas and a happy holiday. I'm like, damn, bro, you gonna ruin my holiday. Damn.

[Akash Singh]

At least wish death on me or something.

[Alex Media]

That's a reasonable insult.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, no, that was. That was just crazy. Just seeing them immediately turn into victims was just so corny. The fact that protested. I. Listen, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put this out as it's a fan, okay? I'm not gonna say it comes from Kendrick or his team or his publicist. I'm gonna say that this is a random fan acting completely separately from them. But Basically, they put out an ad where they are paying protesters to show up to my Hawaii show. December 21st. Ticket link down there. You'll see it at the Bly Arena. They're paying protesters now. I don't know who's providing the money.

[Mark Gagnon]

$250 is not nothing low key.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm almost like, should we all go and I just do a show outside?

[Mark Gagnon]

Son, if a thousand people show up, that's $250,000 you gotta pay.

[Andrew Schulz]

So who's gonna pay that? Who would have that kind of money? Probably a really obsessive fan. That's it. Now, I'm not saying it's coming from their team, I'm not saying it's coming from Kendra, but this is. And by the way, they're paying full. That's like full price. That's not 30% off, like their streams. This is a full price thing that they're paying. Imagine being like an artist artist who really believes in creativity and then censoring other artists. Now, I'm not saying it's Kendrick. It's probably just a one random fan with millions and millions of dollars that he would like to deploy to protesting a show in Hawaii of mine. Probably has nothing to do with the team freaking out and in shambles because they've never been made fun on the Internet. And their only reactions go, you're racist. Oh, you're so racist, cuz you want to butt my guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what hurt me the most? You said Kendrick made music for dudes under 510 and he's my number one artist on my Spotify, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

He does, he does make music. Produce under five and number one in two songs.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what hurt me the most. Personally, I think that is like painfully true.

[Andrew Schulz]

He does make good wearing lifts. He was all the six God. But no, I think it is like I never met like a dude six'four who's like, man, I love Kendrick Lamar. Like, right? It's more of like a shorter guy thing, right? Like it is. I'm just saying I can't argue with you. But I get arguing. I get. Because you see him and he's like Iron man to you or whatever, right? Like he's like a Marvel superhero. It's like one of us can do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

He did that whole concert. Didn't drink water.

[Andrew Schulz]

Didn't drink water. Superhero. How did he do it? I don't know. I love this guy, but I do. Yeah, it is like that type of. It's for people that are a little shorter. Like that's what I think there's no way there's a guy. Six six, two six Short King Kendrick. No, short King Kendrick. It's. It's that energy. It's why there's a protest out of the show. It's like, it's a.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, that surprised me.

[Akash Singh]

You should.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would.

[Akash Singh]

My advice to you was like, keep it low. Just tell your fans about this and have everybody who's showing up to the. Get paid, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what I.

[Akash Singh]

That's what you should have did.

[Andrew Schulz]

And then train a bank account. Yeah, the pro. There's one problem. So this is what I wanted to do. I was like, yo, let's all just go get paid. But the, it's. This is so funny. The protest is a minimum requirement of four hours. So you can't even just protest regular. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You got to find a way to broadcast the hour outside once the show sells out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait till tickets sell out.

[Mark Gagnon]

Once tickets sell out. If tickets sell out once you got buys bomb. Then we'll find a way to broadcast casting outside and then everybody just get to pay 250 to go to a show.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean that would be good. But then they're just gonna post it.

[Akash Singh]

All over the Internet.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that's the Netflix. That's okay. That was that Punjabi brand coming out. Shout out Punjabis we love you.

[Alex Media]

Delay the show and you gotta go for four hours dressed as Luigi Mangiani. I think that's what you should do.

[Andrew Schulz]

How I always wallow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Right now.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't realize the four hour thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you know the idea of like paying people to protest, like, but also.

[Alex Media]

Like you're going to be in Hawaii.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Like if I don't know what Hawaiian is going to spend four hours being mad?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, first of all, Hawaiians don't get. But let me tell you something about Hawaiians. Like I've been to Hawaii a few times. Hawaiians do not take kindly to outsiders telling them what they can or can't do. Okay? The Hawaiians don't give a fuck what no outsider tells them what they can or can't laugh at what they can or can't do, joke around about that. Hawaiians do what Hawaiians do. So I, yeah, you could try to tell Hawaiians what to do all you want. You could try, but it ain't going to happen. I promise you that. Hawaii is the only place where they're openly just call people from America. They're from America too. But they call the rest of us. How? Like openly? And then we just all go along with it. They don't give a. And also they're like, oh, it's a racist comedy show that Hawaiians. Look at that. They're like, oh, I can't wear the tickets. This is gonna be fun. They have, they have immense comfort with race based humor. There's so many different people there and the way that they can, you know, I guess come together culturally is making fun of each other. It's like built into the culture. So, yeah, anyway, yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm hyped about the show. I think it's funny, but I also just think it's funny. These are the type of fans protest the comedy shows.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's still 60, what, 65 an hour or something like that. 62.5, son.

[Andrew Schulz]

I feel bad saying it in front of my, my nanny. I felt bad even saying. I was like, they're protesting. She's like, how much they protesting for? I was like, oh, man, I don't know. I don't. This woman's watching the most important thing in my life. My baby. You know what I mean? Like, she not making that money. Like 65 an hour. How rich is Kendrick? Sorry? How much is this One specific benevolent fan of Kendrick.

[Mark Gagnon]

I. I still think it's worth signing up for 6,000, 250 an hour if you're a fan.

[Alex Media]

I'm 100%.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'll be there.

[Alex Media]

Are you crazy?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, can you just get. Can we just get 125? Just show up for the first two. Yeah. And then go to the show.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, yeah. Is it tax free also? Like, how do they pay? Is it like W2 or something?

[Andrew Schulz]

I got no clue. How. How do you think Kendrick would pay? In crayons or some like that? What do you think? What about lunch, Elise? Maybe you could get a moldy out of the pot. Moldy cheese. A lunch? Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was you being Punjabi right there.

[Andrew Schulz]

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[Alex Media]

It's down as of now, 95k.

[Andrew Schulz]

It went back down. Good. Stay humble. Stay humble. Okay, now, how are you guys doing?

[Mark Gagnon]

All my cracking is non bitcoin. And I try. I was like, let me do the altcoin thing and make losing bad. Down bad. I'm bad if it's all coin. Help me out, y'all ask Mark this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Making all the money.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm down 25%.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whoa.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm up a little. Hey, you're up. I'm up a little bit. Secret. How did you pick your portfolio, bro? I had a brilliant Jewish woman do it for me. Yep, a Jews. I had a Jews do it A brilliant your ass.

[Alex Media]

Oh, wow.

[Akash Singh]

Y. I got that Hawk to a corner.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was bleeding. Damn. Got you.

[Akash Singh]

Hawk to a. Got me, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, I love seeing suspenders. Come and take down Hawk to it, bro. Coffee don't play.

[Alex Media]

Did you listen to this faces thing?

[Andrew Schulz]

I listen for 10 seconds of it. She's like, what's up, Coffee? What are you Doing here? What are you doing here? Coffee. You know what he's doing there? Yeah, he's bringing justice.

[Akash Singh]

She better relax.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's Crip, though. Batman. Listen, Coffee. Zilla is going to make sure none of y'all take advantage of Gotham, bro. Yeah, and we appreciate it. And that's why we're not going to tell you any of the that we bought.

[Alex Media]

Now, if you say it, but you don't sell, is it wrong?

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not even saying it. If you notice I said I ain't even pick it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I ain't even get rationale for it.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's Tanya will figure it out. So Hawk to go for Tanya. If I'm doing anything wrong, go for Tanya. She's the one that did it. Zilla, go. Sorry. Yeah, both of y'all get t. Anyway, I'm doing all right.

[Mark Gagnon]

I need help. Help me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think you just got to go with bitcoin again. What was this? It's cuz people get.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, that's not. I don't think that's accurate.

[Andrew Schulz]

N. That is accurate.

[Mark Gagnon]

The accuracy. I'm down correctly, but I don't think my. My allotment is right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Chose Tezos. What is that? What the hell is that?

[Mark Gagnon]

I just went on what was fast gaining and then I was like, let me get that. And then I forget got to check in to sell it in time. So that's where that crashed down.

[Alex Media]

Is not to sell. It's to hold.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm diamond hands with my bitcoin. But I thought I have some fun on the challenge.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right. Okay. Point is, if you are going to do this, make sure you do with an exchange. So you could trust an exchange that went through those tumultuous times.

[Mark Gagnon]

An exchange that focuses on security more.

[Andrew Schulz]

Than any other 100%. And that's cracking right here. Cracking has got your back.

[Mark Gagnon]

I lost too much goddamn money in other exchanges to have in anything talk that.

[Andrew Schulz]

How much you lost in Kraken? Oh, none, thank you. Well, you lost 25%, but not. That's my fault. Okay, so go to Kraken.com flagrant okay, guys. Kraken.com flagrant you're gonna get $50 in Bitcoin. When you sign up. You need that Kraken.com flagrant or scan the QR code here. This is a limited time offer. Terms apply and it's the US only. Also, this disclaimer is very important, not investment advice. You heard it here first. Crypto trading involves risks. Hawk tua and loss. And it doesn't involve loss.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, also, that doesn't automatically involve loss.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's true. That's. That is true. So cautious though. I'm so cautious. I'm telling you that right now. U.S. customers, excluding Maine, New York and Washington through Payword Interactive Inc. Okay, let's get back to the show. Speaking of it being a tough week for rappers, how about Jay Z?

[Akash Singh]

Innocent.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

We didn't even say what Innocent.

[Andrew Schulz]

We didn't even say it. They saying he, he killed that you. The health guy.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

He killed the United Health guy. Jay Z did that? Yeah. It wasn't Luigi Manioni. It's like a made up Italian. That's not a real person.

[Akash Singh]

He's an innocent hero.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's an innocent hero. Damn right.

[Alex Media]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let me tell you something about this. This is a reminder to never beef with 50 cent. Matter of fact, we need 50 on the pod immediately. But this is a rem to never be for 50 cent because these allegations came out and 50 is in the comments. Jay Z went to, I guess the premiere of Mufasa, the movie. It's a prequel to the Lion King and it's Jay Z. Beyonce. Beyonce's mom and their daughter.

[Akash Singh]

And Blue Ivy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, and blue Ivy and 50 Cent. Comment. He goes, Jay said. They said I the kid. Everybody get dressed. We going to see Mufasa. He's so deliberate with his words. Jay said they said I to kid. If. If it's J to kid, let's go see Mufasa. That's liable.

[Alex Media]

Can't do that.

[Akash Singh]

That's funny. I don't want to like it, but that's just funny, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's too funny. He's too diabolical. And also he's getting everything for Christmas Diddy out here. Jay got a gas. It's what I always say. If, if 50 don't with you, that's a problem. I don't with you. Very true, dude. Unless you got tickets to the Super Bowl. I might with you until then because I gotta see my favorite artist perform. I gotta see my favorite artist.

[Akash Singh]

No, Lil Wayne's not performing.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's not. They got a little someone who do they got little up there. I know they got, you know, maybe the NFL just mistook them.

[Alex Media]

It was a switch up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, maybe there was a little mix up and it was, you know, enough black play.

[Akash Singh]

They can talk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you think that he says. He says certified pedophile. And he think he says a minor at the Super Bowl, Kendrick?

[Akash Singh]

I think he does.

[Mark Gagnon]

He has to.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't Think he says it?

[Akash Singh]

I think he does.

[Andrew Schulz]

And if he doesn't say it, a.

[Mark Gagnon]

Minor has to go. I mean, it has to be said.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think he says pedophile. Maybe a minor because it's double entendre. So you could get away with it. You be like, that's not what I meant.

[Alex Media]

It's cord.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right? Which is. Which is a. Some people call a joke. Very funny joke about, you know, girls, which we all sing out loud as hilarious. Because that is. That is jokeable. You can laugh about girls. Yeah, it's very funny. But when you're the girl, when you become the girl, you know what I mean? Hey, consensual at all. That is a problem. But I think that he won't say it. I don't think he says certified pedophile.

[Mark Gagnon]

What if he says like PDF file or something like that?

[Andrew Schulz]

I just don't. I think, I just think the NFL is like, we don't want the word pedophile getting yelled out on this family friendly broadcast to the entire world. We don't want to.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now I think he says a minor, but he might try to do pedophile.

[Akash Singh]

I think he says it and I think the broadcast mutes it, but I think he still says it. Because the lyric is actually, if I'm not mistaken, talking about Drake's friend.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ooh.

[Akash Singh]

He's like, baka got a case. Why is he around? Certified. Certified pedophile. I don't think he's actually. I don't think the lyric is actually.

[Alex Media]

About Drake, but I don't think that changes it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, no, I know that.

[Akash Singh]

I know.

[Mark Gagnon]

I heard you. Like, I'm young. That's about Drake.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I think that's about Drake.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

How did you get that? That has a best. Explain that to hell. Explain that one to hell. Explain rap to me. No, no. So. So my feeling is the NFL won't let him say it. And if he doesn't say it, if he does say it, that's respect. If he does say it, that's like, fuck the industry. I'm not going to be told what to do. I'm an artist. I can say whatever the fuck I want. Now if he doesn't say it, what's the criticism?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, they'll find a way to justify it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Of course his fans are going to justify anything. It's swifties. But what, what is the criticism of, like, does Drake get a point on the, in the, in the battle, unfortunately. No, no. Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. I don't think he gets a point. But I think, like, a lot of modern people be like, oh, that. He didn't say it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, you're willing to bend. Yeah. You want to bell and bend for an industry, you're not willing to stand by your words. You're not. Now, to be honest, anybody who's performed the super bowl probably hasn't been able to curse, hasn't been able to say things.

[Alex Media]

Every rapper that's performed has words.

[Andrew Schulz]

But if you're gonna play the song that is about calling to do the pedophile, and then you don't call him the pedophile. Yeah. Seems a little.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a beef. It's not. It's not a normal. This is the craziest hit that is a beef song. Even more than back to back, I.

[Andrew Schulz]

Think it's his biggest song by far.

[Mark Gagnon]

So if you go there, you got to do that song. It's your hit. But it is also a beef song. So taking the beef out of it now, what is it? It's not the same song. You see what I'm saying? Most rap songs, you can take out the cuss words and it's the same song. This one, you can't take out the Drake disses and it still be the same song.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Like I said, I feel like he's going to say it, and I think they'll just mute it in the broadcast.

[Alex Media]

It's on a delay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Probably that's probably his best move, is to tell the NFL. This is getting said. Get your mute button right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think. And I would respect the. Out of that. Low key. I. I respect the out of that. Stand by your art. Say whatever the you I respected.

[Mark Gagnon]

High key five, seven. I love him.

[Andrew Schulz]

I love this guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I love this guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Number one.

[Mark Gagnon]

Honestly, you kind of freed me up to say I loved him when you said that.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's nothing wrong with love and you should love him. He's for you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's my guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's your chapel roan. Like, when short dudes listen to Kendrick, they're doing that H O, T, G O, G O, D, O, P. No.

[Alex Media]

I was trying to think how to spell that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was thinking. I was like, how do you even spell it? Damn, Mark. Damn. I think he can say it. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I mean, is it against the broadcast rules?

[Andrew Schulz]

We're reading all these FCC rules, and it doesn't seem like he's not allowed to say no. It's not whether it breaks the rule. It's whether you want that word screamed out.

[Mark Gagnon]

If the NFL wants to deal with Dr. Dre.

[Andrew Schulz]

So Dr. Dre admitted that the NFL did request minor changes, and I think.

[Alex Media]

That.

[Andrew Schulz]

He'S back to 2022 show Kendrick Lamar's all right. The line and we. I won't even say all the lines. He omitted a couple things. Lamar made omitted Popo. Popo.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, wow. He couldn't even say that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, Dog, Come on. This is the NFL.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, he's not saying a minor. He not saying nothing.

[Alex Media]

What if he doesn't do the song?

[Andrew Schulz]

Probably. But I don't. He doesn't do the song. That's a point to Drake.

[Alex Media]

Or is it like, I'm about you.

[Andrew Schulz]

If he avoids the whole song?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's kind of.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that's the point to Drake.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I. I'll give him.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's either Drake made it happen or you weren't really willing to stand up for your art. Because if I'm not mistaken, Eminem said, I'm not doing a Super bowl unless 50. If 50 is going to be there.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's awesome.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stood up for his art. He's like, I need him to be there. This is an important moment, and I need him to be part of this. Stood up for it. I would rather not do it. I'd rather not do it. If he's not going to be there, you're going to not do your most popular song in the height of its popularity at the Super Bowl. Nah, bro, you got to do it.

[Akash Singh]

He does have to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. There were gang references that were asked.

[Mark Gagnon]

To be from Kendrick and the poo thing. Probably the NFL was like, dog, the Colin Kaepernick is still fresh in everybody's mind. I don't want it. And to him, it's probably like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't cared that much. I'm doing one song, but if it's my performance, I have to do this song. I think he does the song, and either he says, I think like, PDF file or something, or what you said, which is, I'm NFL. I'm saying it. Get ready to dump it. That's just what it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that's the smartest way to do it. That's this by far. And then what's going to happen is they'll dump him saying it, but the crowd will say it. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get the best of.

[Mark Gagnon]

Both words, yeah or yeah. What if he. He could do certified, Lover boy. Certified.

[Andrew Schulz]

Exactly.

[Akash Singh]

Doing it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'll say.

[Mark Gagnon]

Good workaround.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's not good.

[Alex Media]

Now 50 posted, and he said, what's going on. Are we still going to even have the Super Bowl?

[Andrew Schulz]

What did Jay do to pull it up? I love it. I love it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Whatever video that is.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Why don't they get along? Because I know back. Back in the day, they didn't get along like 50. Jake had fine for 50 in like one of his early hours.

[Mark Gagnon]

But that was a response. Response to 50 going to J.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

But like, I'm sure some behind the scenes has happened because. And also ego.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Jay probably didn't forget that as 50 came up.

[Alex Media]

So do you think the Jay Z thing just gets thrown out?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex Media]

Nothing comes of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's innocent. He's innocent, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Until proven guilty.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's innocent.

[Akash Singh]

And this is America.

[Mark Gagnon]

You said it like it was gonna happen. You said until proven guilty, like it.

[Akash Singh]

Was gonna happen if proven guilty.

[Andrew Schulz]

I hated. Like, I mean, what is the. What. What are they basically saying? Like, she's. The allegations are that she was 13, trying to get into the Radio City show or something like that, then went to. What was that?

[Akash Singh]

VMAs. After party.

[Andrew Schulz]

VMAs.

[Mark Gagnon]

After the VMAs. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then the VMAs are, I think at Radio City. And then she was trying to get into the after party and then she was driven around and then there's like the stories getting a little wonky. It also happened how long ago? Like 20 years ago.

[Alex Media]

Think it's 2000.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, I don't know, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Years ago.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's crazy. But here's the thing. The al. The allegation. Al is you are a ride or d. No, but I want to. I want to say it's like, I'm like, I. I hate the idea that just allegations can go automatically incriminate people. Yeah. Yeah. I think the allegation is corny, but I also think we're moving away from a time where an allegation is a conviction. There was a time during me too. Where it was just the second you said something, it's over. And I think think now. There's been so many things said that people just do not give a about.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

That were like, oh, it's our me too.

[Akash Singh]

Now we're just a little late to the party.

[Mark Gagnon]

What a surprise.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, but real talk.

[Andrew Schulz]

But do you know what I'm saying?

[Akash Singh]

I don't like that for a civil case, you can still be John Doe. Jane Doe, whatever. I don't like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can you break that. That down to people? The difference between a civil case and a criminal.

[Akash Singh]

So criminal. Hey, you get charged for a crime and I'm. My justice. Is you going to jail for it? Civil is like, hey, I'm just suing for damages. And usually it's a monetary payout. And it's like, I think, hey, but.

[Andrew Schulz]

It'S for the same. What you. It's, it's for the same act.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, for the same act.

[Andrew Schulz]

You've been wronged by that person and you're not going to go to jail. But I want you to pay me for what you've done to me, the pain.

[Akash Singh]

And to be guilty for criminal, it's beyond reasonable doubt. For civil, you only have to have just like a suspicion, like at least 51%.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a much easier conviction. For civil. That's why OJ I think, was convicted for civil but not for criminal. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And so I don't think that you should be able to just file a civil lawsuit, but then not identify yourself.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's. And break that down. Tell me.

[Akash Singh]

It's like, like the damage is already done with. Well, I wouldn't say done, but this is already hurting Jay Z just by making the accusation. And it's like, this person doesn't want him to seek justice. You don't want him to go to jail. You just want a payout. So it's like, hey, if you want a payout and that's going to make you feel better, then at least you should be half. You should have to say your name.

[Andrew Schulz]

So this is really interesting because I've, I've thought this about even criminal. But the idea is that if there are women, for example, that are victims of, you know, sexual assaults, they. They what, fear for their life if they're coming out, that they could be attacked.

[Mark Gagnon]

Coming out against somebody with a lot of. With a lot of power, like his name, their name out. Rabid fans can just be hitting them up, threatening them, fuck you, you slut, whatever. Maybe physical violence. What, like they're out there and now you can dock somebody? Yeah, but fairly easy.

[Akash Singh]

Anybody can sue another person. And it's like the damage for Jay Z is happening right now, but sexual.

[Mark Gagnon]

Assault is different than a lawsuit. It's very odd that we're on such. Well, really flipped on this. You're the guy that wants to pay government employees who do nothing for two years. But if a girl potentially gets by somebody, you're like, say the name.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no, no, no. He's saying criminally, you should hide the civil. If you're just asking for monetary gain.

[Mark Gagnon]

I still see how, again, if you are coming At a Jay Z or a Diddy or a Tom Brady, not to say any. But like, people that are super famous, there are super fans who are insane. Once your name is out there, they can get the address. They can get your family's address. They can do anything they want to because you are coming at. My God. It doesn't matter who the artist is. If they are famous, there are repercussions that could come with that. That you do not deserve even.

[Andrew Schulz]

But. But that's. But I get your point. But I'm saying is for. For justice, criminal justice, meaning you go to jail for committing the crime. You get to hide your identity for profit, to make money off of the circumstances, the horrible circumstances that you were in. You can hide your name. That's the idea. Like, so you don't hide your name. That's what I was saying. Like, if you're trying to make money, we should know who's trying to make money off of this situation.

[Akash Singh]

Well, I think also anybody could sit because sometimes. Sometimes people just.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not anybody. Sorry. Not anybody can take a criminal case because so. You know what I mean? So it's like any random person can just go out there and say, anybody did anything, but they can't do that criminally because a judge will throw it out. They'll be like, there's no grounds.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

For this at all with this.

[Akash Singh]

Anyone can do it. So I can go right now and say, yo, Kendrick me in my ass.

[Alex Media]

Whoa, come on, bro.

[Akash Singh]

I can make. I can sue him right now for that shit. And a lot of the times, people with a lot of money will just be like, yo, I don't even want to deal with that shit.

[Andrew Schulz]

You a little bit some money, cuz. It's actually cheaper to pay than it is to go through all that's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm not dug into myself.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, no. That made me.

[Akash Singh]

You know what? I don't think we can joke about.

[Andrew Schulz]

I enjoyed that. I like that.

[Alex Media]

That was sick.

[Andrew Schulz]

I want. I want. Yeah, I want to go three of us, and I want us to just all connect.

[Alex Media]

Wait, what?

[Andrew Schulz]

I want it to be a Centipede.

[Akash Singh]

Eiffel Tower?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it's called the elephant walk. Oh, yeah. Have you heard of that? Tell us about the elephant. You don't know that elephant was. It's been.

[Alex Media]

You and your boys all get in a circle and hold on each other's penises and walk around. You never did that.

[Akash Singh]

This is white boy fun. Like this we don't know about.

[Andrew Schulz]

How did you know about that? And y. With Elephants. What if you lost your friend, bro? Like, what. How can you make sure that you don't lose the group, son? Your shits aren't big enough to carry anyway.

[Alex Media]

So I gotta hold on to him.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why I gotta hold tight. Hold on.

[Alex Media]

Yes, exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Got to it.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that's crazy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why is it crazy? You guys are in the dark. How do you even come up with that?

[Akash Singh]

Like, where did you need to be.

[Alex Media]

To be David Attenborough? Yeah, yeah, you watch, you watch Planet Earth and you go, wow, these animals.

[Andrew Schulz]

Thought, yeah, I don't even know where I was at.

[Mark Gagnon]

Homosexual acts are very funny to white people, as we saw last week.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, apparently.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, no, it was.

[Akash Singh]

Was funny, but this was too real. It's too close. He's like, right next to me.

[Alex Media]

You can't be in the frat.

[Akash Singh]

I can grab his right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's too little.

[Akash Singh]

It's a little too much.

[Alex Media]

That's why I keep the computer ready. We got to block it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Anyway, you were saying you. Kendrick was going, no, no, I wasn't saying.

[Akash Singh]

No, we took. That was edited out. We said.

[Andrew Schulz]

That wasn't said.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know what the he talking about. So Jay Z's innocent.

[Andrew Schulz]

So Jay Z, Yo. I don't think that it should be easier to get a conviction for sin civil than criminal. Like, justice is justice.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but there's not always, like enough evidence. No, no. It's too bad.

[Mark Gagnon]

Doesn't this kind of fall in line with what the justice system is? Innocent until proven guilty. There's going to be some guilty people who get away with crimes, but that's just something you got to do to protect the innocent ones in the same way. In this, there's going to be some money grubbing people who just throw the allegations out there and get a payout. But that's the cost of protecting the innocent people or the people who are actually victims.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but you incentivize the money hungry people to do this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

If they can keep their name private, why wouldn't anybody?

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, because you might not get paid out. I might take you to court and drown in legal fees. Me? Yeah, I might take you to court and drown you in legal fees.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then usually the lawyer be like, I ain't taking this on because this is not a winning case.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, the judge can also get you your legal fees paid back and things like that.

[Akash Singh]

That's if you win. But I'm just saying, like, say if this is like a frivolous lawsuit, like the lawyer won't take it on. He'll like, I bet this Bugsby guy, whatever the fuck his name is, like, he apparently does this to a lot of people with money.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's the guy that went at Deshaun Watson. 17 allegations.

[Andrew Schulz]

The survivors. Hold on. Deshaun Watson was legit. He was.

[Mark Gagnon]

17 allegations leads you to believe Suther summit there it was Tony Busby.

[Andrew Schulz]

There is a number of allegations. Like, allegations are like abortions. Like at a certain number you're like, yo, what's going on? Like, if you had eight allegations, we start going like, yo, yeah, what the is happening? Lock them up, lock them up. Right?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So. So one allegation. Allegation. Maybe a two, I want to see you.

[Mark Gagnon]

I want to see you work your way.

[Andrew Schulz]

A three allegation. Yeah. A four, I think four. Four were getting into four. Like, yo, there might be something here. A five. Wow. On the fifth day of allegations, R.

[Alex Media]

Kelly came to me.

[Mark Gagnon]

R. Kelly came to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

So yeah, but then you. When you're in this. Six, seven. Even by seven we could.

[Mark Gagnon]

Seven's a lucky number. You can't.

[Andrew Schulz]

But on a lucky number, you're not.

[Mark Gagnon]

Going to go for it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to set the side for the luck.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

The seventh one came in, you're like, phew, it was seven, right? Definitely. We're taking the shoots and ladders. You take the shoot. But when that eighth one comes in, you got to put him in prison for that one. Eight allegations.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a lot. It's a lot.

[Akash Singh]

That's a lot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, come on. It's a lot.

[Andrew Schulz]

So right now with Jay were just at one. Yeah, yeah. Wipe it away. Wipe it away. It's a singular allegation. He went to go see Mufasa, you know, does. Is that guilty? Is that a guilty man goes to see Mufasa in the movie. The wife and daughter in the movie support.

[Akash Singh]

There you go.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now, his mom did like.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, her mom. That was her what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, her mom. Her mom.

[Akash Singh]

But you saw that them damn in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Laws bros. She's older woman. She liked. What was it? She liked a picture of the accusation. Yeah. Against Jay Z. And then immediately was like, I was hacked.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, she still went with.

[Andrew Schulz]

She went with, I was hacked.

[Akash Singh]

So I was hacked. Doesn't work anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. So. So she got her phone hacked. Obviously.

[Akash Singh]

Obviously.

[Andrew Schulz]

Obviously. It was a hack. Obviously. She would never like a picture of an accusation against her son in law. Right.

[Alex Media]

Remember when Offset got hacked?

[Andrew Schulz]

Remember? Yeah. He got. I'm gay. I like This.

[Alex Media]

I lick ass cheeks. I'm gay, y'all. Falls in my face.

[Andrew Schulz]

See?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that was funny.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's.

[Andrew Schulz]

But he was clearly hacked. Like, these are real hacks. Like, you know, like, this happens to people. Their phones get hacked. Yeah. You know, and they say these things.

[Akash Singh]

What happened right before that? It was like, he got.

[Andrew Schulz]

He got caught. Oh, yeah, that is great, bro.

[Alex Media]

I mean, often thinking of, like, yo, what would a hacker say?

[Akash Singh]

He's like, well, no, no. He said, what would a white boy say? That's what he went to. He's like, nobody would believe I. I said this.

[Alex Media]

Balls in my face.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's like, what's the gayest thing you can think of? Balls in my face.

[Alex Media]

He called me left.

[Andrew Schulz]

He called his white friend. He was like, yo, what? Yo, what would you say?

[Alex Media]

Give me the info. I lick ass cheeks.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does he think being gay is? He said, I lick him. I lick the ass. You can do that straight.

[Alex Media]

Wait, what?

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

You can lick ass cheeks straight? You don't lick your girl's ass cheeks. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Oh, okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

I see what you're saying.

[Andrew Schulz]

What were you guys thinking?

[Mark Gagnon]

Something about ass cheeks.

[Andrew Schulz]

Male. Oh, licking like a guy's ass cheek. Yeah. You're like, wait, a stick in your mouth. Why you licking my ass cheeks for, man? That's crazy.

[Alex Media]

Ass cheeks feels males for some reason. I don't know why it does. Like, if someone's, like, going, that room, there's some ass cheeks in there. I'd be like, there's a guy with his pants down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who would it be?

[Alex Media]

Miles. It'd be Miles's ass cheeks.

[Akash Singh]

You seen Miles? He loves you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn, bro, that's beautiful, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

He only started saying that when he started losing weight.

[Andrew Schulz]

Miles gain waving his water fast, bro. It's crazy. Motherfucker wore a size small shirt today, thinking he got cute and skinny. I hate when I do it when you think you lost it. You think you lost it and you put the shirt on.

[Akash Singh]

He's like, oh, I ain't there yet.

[Andrew Schulz]

Not there. I put this shirt on. I went, damn, it is short. I'll put a hoodie on. And it's so hot in this studio. Yeah, you need a hoodie, cuz. That is about three inches too short. It is. It's.

[Alex Media]

It's a boxy te.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on N. Bro. That comes with Kendrick tickets. That comes with Kendrick and Toronto tickets. That shirt, it was exposing his abdomen. I saw under his belly button. I said it was a crop top. I saw a snail tray. I thought it was Matthew McConaughey. I thought, for real. I couldn't believe it. No offense, Miles. When I saw the belly, I was like, ain't no way he fasted for 36 hours.

[Mark Gagnon]

I thought it was Bert Kreischer.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. You're being really kind.

[Alex Media]

I appreciate that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, no, this is a good motivation.

[Alex Media]

He needs us.

[Andrew Schulz]

He needs it. He needs us to get after it, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Did you last for 36 days?

[Andrew Schulz]

Miles, what kind of fast you do? It was just like a food fast for 20. You sure wasn't fast food. Just fast food. I like that one. I loves work. So he remixed the. Out of. That was fine. He remixed it. Oh, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

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[Andrew Schulz]

Free J.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Alex Media]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Free J.

[Akash Singh]

Innocent.

[Andrew Schulz]

Unless, of course, he did it, then don't free him. But until it is proven in the court of law that he did and.

[Mark Gagnon]

He said more accusations.

[Andrew Schulz]

Should we prove it?

[Alex Media]

Innocent in court of law, he would prove judgment.

[Akash Singh]

He's innocent right now.

[Andrew Schulz]

There you go. Actually, he'll never be proven criminally guilty of it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yep, that's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

There you go. It's probably beyond the statute of limitations. Ju.

[Alex Media]

Just like Daniel Penny.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, exactly. This mother and you'll respect that. Yo, this guy's nice. Yo. You are nice, my boy. You are nice, my boy. Put him in the Kendrick f. In a Kendrick fan spin, that's known as leading the witness. Okay, let's go. Let's go.

[Akash Singh]

Sometimes justice system gets it wrong. Sometimes it gets it wrong.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bro, it was so funny. It was so funny. Watch the Kendrick fan split because I brought up the South Park. Yeah. So immediately, like, you can never make jokes about black women. Then I was like, what about the south park creators he's doing the film with. And then immediately all the comments are, well, south park makes fun of every. Everyone. What? They made fun of everyone equally. I was like, oh, that's a good point. Yeah, I'll think about that. Anyway, so Daniel Penny, right? There's a hero on the subway. No, I'm just trying to understand what. I thought he was Spider Man. The way that they described the situation, the way that he was protecting the neighborhood and the good people. Yeah, I thought he was a hero. Tell me what happened. There was a man assaulting people on the subway.

[Alex Media]

There was a man on the subway.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

That in the past seven years, I think had like 40 arrests.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh my God.

[Alex Media]

Like fractured woman's orbital bone. Like an 80 year old woman. He was like attacking people. I think he had some mental health problems.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why?

[Akash Singh]

Why you got to bring up people's past though?

[Alex Media]

I think it just kind of paints the whole picture.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was on a top 50 list or something of like the most mentally ill people. Hilarious.

[Andrew Schulz]

Most mentally ill. You know, he was a New York legend.

[Alex Media]

New York City had that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, they have like a top 50 of people who are like, that's what.

[Alex Media]

I call Mental illness volume seven.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like they drop it every year and they refuse treatment.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also, he like consistently refuses.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't know we had a list. But that's fire if you make the list. Yeah, that's low key. Caught a fire. The homeless are like part of the.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ethos of New York. There's homeless and then there's the homeless characters. And the homeless characters are kind of well known in certain neighborhoods. I didn't know he was one of the homeless characters. Yeah, you've seen him before in a sub.

[Akash Singh]

I have.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. And then what happened? Were you. There was a homeless guy.

[Akash Singh]

He was, he was dancing.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's like a Larry Cable guy for homeless.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nah, this is like a guy you see around.

[Akash Singh]

Like he did the Michael Jackson impression. Like he was actually nice. Like he dances really good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Maybe he was too nice and that's why he was a people. Maybe there's children on that train.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fractured a 80 year old woman's orbital bone.

[Alex Media]

That was the. That was what I had heard.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes.

[Akash Singh]

No, no heard now. Okay, well, I mean, libel suit is.

[Alex Media]

Fine if you want me to put. You want me to pull up the facts? I'm. I'm giving it some, some, you know, possibility of doubt, but I guess I'll pull up everything. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, here we go.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, we don't got to bring up.

[Andrew Schulz]

I need to See the facts, my boy.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's in the New York Post. It has to be true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Pose bad. I pull the difference bias a little bit. They're just on which side?

[Akash Singh]

Right, Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're a little more right.

[Alex Media]

Right. And 2021, subway assault on a 67 year old stranger. Stranger breaking her nose and fracturing her orbital bone. But we don't know what she did exactly. Yeah, she. She might have been crazy and you might have been trying to stop it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. So that's a very. That's a possible. That is very possible. The 67 year old woman. How old's our moms? Let's go through the age of our moms. I just want to know if it's my mom. Didn't know.

[Mark Gagnon]

She's between 668 and 72.

[Akash Singh]

Damn, how convenient.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean still trying to make it in Hollywood, all women want to be four years younger or five years younger. Oh, do you know the joke I'm making? It's always great when you got to explain it.

[Mark Gagnon]

My dad married her when she was 21, so there you go.

[Andrew Schulz]

Let's hope it's 21.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, it's going to be something different.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Anywh who.

[Alex Media]

So yeah, it seems like he had a little bit of a criminal history. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, he's a crazy person. This is a shame. It's a shame that they're crazy. It's a shame that we don't have a system to help them. Because essentially what happens is when they commit a crime and they're crazy, they go to the psych ward for like a week. They put them on some meds, they can force them on the meds while they're on the psych ward and then they go back out to the street and the same thing happens. That is tragic. That's fucked up. And we just don't have a support system for it. It's fucked up that cops got to deal with it. Like cops are here to stop people from committing crimes. They're not here to do therapy. And a lot of times cops how to deal with psychotic people, which it shouldn't be them. There should be a unit of people who deal with mental illness. But that doesn't happen. So it sucks. This does suck. But that guy on the subway, the Daniel Penny guy, doesn't know this guy's history. He just sees somebody harassing and acting erratic people. So he steps in and does what he thinks is the right thing to do, which is subdue that guy.

[Alex Media]

Puts him into a choke hold and then this person. 40 minutes, unfortunately, dies.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

And then he's never.

[Akash Singh]

They could be choke anything for eight minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, well, hold on, hold on, hold on. What's the amount of minutes?

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, eight might be.

[Andrew Schulz]

We know. Eight is. We know the allegations.

[Mark Gagnon]

It might be the minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

We need to know the amount of minutes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Eight is the number, I think.

[Andrew Schulz]

See, George Floyd. What was that?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think it was nine or something.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So is that the amount of minutes where we start going, whoa, that's too. That's a little. One minute. One minute. Wipe it away. You got to. You got to choke someone for a. That's just a UFC match. Stop. Did he tap two.

[Alex Media]

Two minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Two minutes. You're like, well, maybe he was wriggling a little bit. You weren't choking him the whole time. Three minutes.

[Akash Singh]

Three minutes to body ain't wiggling.

[Andrew Schulz]

Three minutes. Somebody's not wiggling. But, you know, he could be faking sleep and then come back and go back to assault. And so you need to keep him in there for 3 minutes, 4 minutes.

[Akash Singh]

So he's praying.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now we're getting. Now we're getting into it. He might be dead situation. He might be actually dead.

[Mark Gagnon]

You can do that thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lift a hand. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Three of those. Match over.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ding.

[Akash Singh]

So then that happened, and then four more minutes happened, just to make sure.

[Andrew Schulz]

Five minutes, that's up.

[Akash Singh]

He wasn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Six minutes. That's up. Seven minutes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Lucky.

[Andrew Schulz]

Too lucky. Can't do it.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

You got to let go at seven, though, cuz that's where you stop.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now he can breathe again, exactly eight minutes up.

[Akash Singh]

So you saying this guy's guilty?

[Alex Media]

Well, guilty of what?

[Akash Singh]

I would give him manslaughter. He didn't intentionally try to kill the guy. But he did.

[Andrew Schulz]

You never been harassed on the subway, bro. You never had like a mariachi band or something like that come on to your thing while you're trying to listen to a podcast?

[Akash Singh]

I didn't want to kill him, just like, throw pennies at him.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is my question. How. How many times he been on the subway? For everybody else, this is. We seen this crazy person on the subway. You just go to the next train.

[Akash Singh]

That's why, you know, he's a transplant. Transplants can't. They don't know how New York operates. And he overreacted.

[Mark Gagnon]

So what you're saying is only New Yorkers can kill their homeless?

[Akash Singh]

Absolutely.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, now, if that person was hitting your mom, would you have done what Daniel Penny did?

[Akash Singh]

Damn. I wanted to say what she do.

[Andrew Schulz]

I can't do that.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can't do my nose breaking nose and an orbital bone. That seems just. That seems all right. Just beat his ass.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I just. I understand he just wanted to protect. Be. Subdue him. Yes, I get that.

[Mark Gagnon]

But it just seems eight minutes does seem like a long.

[Andrew Schulz]

Also, I think what they're saying is that he actually died from. It's one of those.

[Mark Gagnon]

But that's what they always.

[Akash Singh]

That's the defense. Like, oh, he has other stuff in his system. But come on, guys.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're saying he had a faint PUL pulse when they first got to him. And then they hit him with naran. And then he was pronounced dead after. So they killed him. Well, that was literally one of the offenses. Of course, the cops would kill another minority.

[Mark Gagnon]

Exactly.

[Akash Singh]

Damn this. Held his breath for eight minutes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Of course.

[Alex Media]

But I think, according to what I read earlier, I got how he swam here, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, I thought he's Puerto Rican. I thought he's Latino, black. What's his name? Jordan.

[Alex Media]

Neil.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah. Jordan Neely. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's a black man, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

You think this would be a news story if he was Puerto Rican?

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on.

[Akash Singh]

But apparently would have been like, yo, it's a migrant.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I think in court, they testified that he let go 45 seconds after he had gone limp. So, like, he was, like, sort of moving, and then by the time he was limp, he let go 45 seconds later. As what I read earlier today, I need.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't know what he was doing.

[Akash Singh]

Immediately after the limp. Not held.

[Andrew Schulz]

I need to know what he was doing to the people on the subway, because that's what matters.

[Mark Gagnon]

Some people are saying he was threatening. Some people are saying he wasn't. He was getting in some woman's face with kids.

[Andrew Schulz]

Threatening a woman with children.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was getting in their face. We all. I mean, yeah, but that's the thing.

[Akash Singh]

You have people on the same train saying two different things.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because to me, that's the only thing that matters. If you're threatening a woman with children. And if my wife with our baby is on the subway and there's a crazy person threatening her and she is locked in the subway, cannot control herself, cannot leave, leave our baby. Because to defend herself against a man and another dude comes and steps in and chokes her. Chokes that guy out. I gotta dap him up or something.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. He said you could subdue him in other ways.

[Alex Media]

He said he was hungry, thirsty and ready to die or go to jail. And then there's.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's scary.

[Alex Media]

Some people are saying that he's was harassing other people, like trying to.

[Akash Singh]

The dude has mental illness.

[Mark Gagnon]

Miles, what'd you say?

[Andrew Schulz]

There's other people that said he made half lunch movements and said I will kill. But these are all obviously just.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, yeah, I will kill is different. And if there's wife singing, if there's kids, it's like, that's a different thing. And it's easy to say, oh, he should have. But if you're in that situation, it's harder to say.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's harder to do this.

[Mark Gagnon]

I should do this.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is only a tragedy because he's mentally ill. If he was a sane person that was on the subway telling people I plan to kill, I don't give a. I'm ready. Whatever.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Andrew Schulz]

And some. The tragedy is mentally ill people are not in control of their body and they're not in control of their actions or their mind. And they do these up things and we don't really have a system that can support them. If you're somebody that's living, you know, below the poverty line, I don't know if this guy is. There's literally nothing for you but jail in the psych ward. It's tragic.

[Akash Singh]

And that's why even though I made it a joke, I think a New Yorker would have recognized and they would.

[Andrew Schulz]

Have just like, hey, let's go to a different car, etc. I, I agree with you there. But if this is just a regular guy who's just like, you know what people today and I'm gonna go harass them and then this happens. I'm like, whatever. The fact that he has the mental illness, I feel really badly. Now here's the thing. There are serial killers that are mentally ill. You got to get them the out of here. You. Just because you have a mental illness doesn't mean you have an excuse to harass people, to hurt people, to murder people, to break a woman's orbital bone. That's not an excuse. It's tragic that you're not in control. Control of your body. That sucks.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, I guess. I'm curious. Is there a middle ground? Like, is what like Jordan Penny did to subdue him or Daniel Penny did to subdue him. Good. Yeah, he probably should have subdued him. Did he go too far? Accidentally kill the guy?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the question. I don't think people have.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't. How do you know? Like, when do you know? I. I don't know.

[Alex Media]

What's a transform? I don't think you should be criminally liable. I Don't think it's manslaughter homicide. I think you should be free.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's also not a UFC fighter who's choking people out all the time and knows when they're done.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

That doesn't mean he's a UFC fighter.

[Mark Gagnon]

But you still. I think. Yeah, you're trained for combat.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but I don't think that you're jujitsuing the Taliban.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, but even more, the reason. Why would you use that?

[Andrew Schulz]

How many guys do you think he's choked out in his life? I think what he's doing is doing what he believes to be the safest version of it, which is I can choke him out, pass him out, and then we can wake him back up. Like, it happens in jiu jitsu gyms all over the country, etc. That's what I'm assuming.

[Akash Singh]

I. I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure they get trained in doing the same Police with the armor behind the back and face.

[Mark Gagnon]

So apparently, the cops didn't want to get involved. They, like, wouldn't touch Daniel Penny because they thought they were gonna get HIV or something like that, which is also, like, if you're Daniel Penny, what the am I. Y'all are supposed to do your jobs now. Take.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, that's how I knew he wasn't from New York, because he touched the homeless.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, you know, homeless dudes can get away with murder in New York because we think they all got hiv. So they get to touch whoever they want. They get to talk, and they got the special type. Exactly.

[Akash Singh]

Like, they'll just jump on you if.

[Andrew Schulz]

You get a little too close.

[Akash Singh]

That's why you got to move into another car.

[Andrew Schulz]

100.

[Mark Gagnon]

So, Daniel Penny. Yeah, you should move. But you see that wife and kid, you might be like. And again, I don't know exactly how I feel. I'm just doing the both sides thing. But, like, if you're him, you're like. You're probably looking at the mom and the kids, like, get the off this train. But then if you're the mom, a kid, you might be terrified because this guy's saying, I'll kill you or whatever. And you're just like, if I move, is he gonna lunge at me? What do I do? I'm paralyzed of fear. And then if you're this guy, you're like, all right, man, I gotta do something. Because they're not leaving.

[Alex Media]

This is what it is.

[Akash Singh]

I do get the feeling of, like, feeling that you need to do something to Protect other people, especially wife and kid. But I just think you took it too far. And I do think, yes, some people make mistakes and you have to pay a price for making a mistake.

[Alex Media]

Should he be criminal? Criminally liable?

[Akash Singh]

I do think he should be.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, I. I'm honestly asking what's like a punishment to you. Years wise, whatever.

[Akash Singh]

I don't really know how long you get, but I think this is typical manslaughter. You did not intend to kill somebody, but you killed him by accident. So whatever charge comes along with manslaughter.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think that's five years or something. I think it's kind of light to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, don't you want to reward Samaritans for protecting other innocents?

[Akash Singh]

No, we have police for that.

[Andrew Schulz]

That is true.

[Mark Gagnon]

Cross the line in a vigilante.

[Andrew Schulz]

Vigilante, that is what.

[Alex Media]

But a vigilante to me is going out looking for something, whereas this guy just sees something go wrong.

[Akash Singh]

And the thing where everybody else on the train just moved away and ignored.

[Alex Media]

No, there was another guy that assisted and subdued his hands. You know what I mean? Like, there was another guy that afterwards they put him on his side and like, basically to make him not like ch. Choke on a spit or his tongue to be like, oh, yeah, we don't want to kill him. We're.

[Akash Singh]

Those are the people that after guys winning in a fight, you come in after you really do it.

[Alex Media]

And so to me, manslaughter is like, oh, you're texting and driving and you hit someone in the crosswalk. Like, that was an innocent person that did nothing wrong, just happened to be the wrong place, wrong time. You didn't mean to kill them. You were texting and driving, not paying attention.

[Akash Singh]

And that's unfortunate version of it.

[Alex Media]

But this is where I would say like again, they even took off the manslaughter thing. The judge was like, yeah, this is not going to stick. And that's where they went with, what was it? Negligent homicide. And so that they moved it down another one. And again, negligent homicide is basically like exactly what it sounds like.

[Akash Singh]

And according like, hey, he got tried in a court with 12 of his peers and he got found non guilty. So I. Who am I to say, right? I just feel that in this case we can't allow that because now this gives the okay for other people to do this.

[Alex Media]

I think people calling him a hero. I'm like, yeah, that's why I, I see that going be like, all right. I almost feel like this same with like Kyle Rittenhouse, where people are like, oh, Kyle Rittenhouse. Like it's not the same exact thing, but like, oh, look like he subway.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did get a little bit safer though.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what I mean? We've been seeing them stories on the subway. XYZ is happening maybe now not so much.

[Andrew Schulz]

What what is, is the, what is the racial component here? Is this different? If it's.

[Alex Media]

If it was white, Michael Jackson, I think he still gets killed, but it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Different if it's a white guy doing.

[Mark Gagnon]

It and a white guy killed nearly as much so or a black guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Does it and a black guy's kill. Like if it's not cross racial, it's not as.

[Akash Singh]

It's not as this is America. The story is always bigger when it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Add some gas on it for sure for a reason. But yeah, but so, so it probably wouldn't just be a national story if it's the same. If it's Asian on Asian or if it's, you know, Indian on whatever it is, it just wouldn't be a national story. We wouldn't even know about it. Yeah, probably. Probably not. Right. So we know about it because of the racial component, but that doesn't mean. Mean that it's less frustrating or divisive. Right. So the racial component puts the gas on it, which makes it on everybody's radar, but the situation itself is the divisive thing. You see what I'm trying to ask? I'm trying. Or does the racial component make it divisive? It adds.

[Akash Singh]

I feel that because I think some people immediately just see the racial component first before even knowing all of the facts.

[Andrew Schulz]

So they're informing all of their. Yes, got it. They're informing their decisions.

[Akash Singh]

We see that online all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

So it's. So it's. So it's white guy chokes out black guy and he is considered innocent and looking and a hero.

[Akash Singh]

Looking for ways. They only looking for ways where just.

[Andrew Schulz]

By what they feel. Got it. Whereas if it was white guy chokes out white guy and he's innocent, there's just less of a care about it because it doesn't tap into preconceived notions that we have about groups or not even groups, just like how the world treats. Treats us. And you can empathize with a black person that's looking at going like, man, if it was me who did this to some white person, I'd be locked up, guaranteed. But when some white person does to someone that looks like me, they're free.

[Alex Media]

Or a Black person being like, the reason they choked him out till he died is because they don't respect his life as much. If it was a white guy, he would have been like, all right, you're good. Let me subdue you and not choke.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. And based on experiences in that person's life, you can go, okay, I can see why he's informed. This decision is informed in this way, but it doesn't mean that just justice wasn't served, which is what you said. Like, a jury of his peers looked at this, all the information, way more information than we got. And they were like, he's not guilty. Yeah, yeah. So there might be things that they know that we're just not aware of that made them come to that conclusion.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And it's a new. If it's a New York City jury, it's not going to be a bunch of white guys that look like him.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schulz]

So it's.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, but it does change the lens. And then you have activists on both sides. Like, again, one side being like, this guy is amazing. We need more of this. And it's like, all right, well, that seems a little far. But then people on the other side being like, jordan Neely was only killed because of his skin color. Like, well, I don't know if that's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now when somebody comes on the train and they try to do that thing where they like dance and do flips and throw their hat in the air, you know that I love Showtime. Now if they try to do Showtime, is there a part of you where you just get up and you go like. Like, just to show not to Showtime. Showtime is that ha story where my.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dad kicked me out cuz I'm gay and now. Heavy. I heard this story. I heard that story multiple times. Cuz one time my boy started laughing. My boy's crazy giant black dude, this gay white dude comes on, starts doing the whole thing. My boy just goes. And then he said, what's so funny? He said, your dad kicked you out cuz you're gay and you got aids. And then the homeless got stored off the train.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know that.

[Akash Singh]

I never heard that one.

[Andrew Schulz]

The greatest comedian in New York is just riding public transit. He's not doing comedy at all. He's just there talking that. Remember that video? That dude on the bus in Queens? Black dude talking to the Jamaican lady, and the Jamaican ladies complaining about how she's in traffic. And he's just like, we all in traffic.

[Alex Media]

It's New York.

[Andrew Schulz]

We all in traffic. All right. Don't want Traffic. Go to Jamaica, walk to work. We all ate. Get a car, bro. He is cooking this on bus. That's awesome.

[Alex Media]

The bus is laughing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, the whole bus is dying laughing. Get the clip up. Everybody lad, it's New York. You want to be on time, go to Jamaica and walk to work. If I was here, I would have get.

[Akash Singh]

That's it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You going to be late.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't give a.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where come from out there. You be mad at him cuz you late. Wherever you from, you might be on time if you walk there, but you annoying me so now I'mma speak on you. You know what it is? You upset because you got a ass job and you late to your ass job. You can't buy a car cuz you got a. Don't be mad. Don't everybody else there. Poor lady got a wheelchair. She got on the bus in a wheelchair. That's why the bus is late. You're going to be mad at that. Get out of here. Ask your boss for a race. You can buy a car and you won't have to take the boss.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, this is awesome.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'mma probably get fired. I'm mad late. I don't even care time. Get mad at the bus driver. It's my fault. I should have been on the 1210 instead of the 1213.

[Akash Singh]

That's my fault.

[Andrew Schulz]

It ain't his fault. Wake your ass up early. Put the dumplings down. I mean, and get on the bus.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, this is awesome.

[Andrew Schulz]

You could keep going. I could keep going. I'm paying off at Five Towns, so we could do this all the way till Five Towns. Oh, this is far. Right?

[Akash Singh]

Bus too.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm retarded too. Me and the bus driver both retarded. Everybody's retarded now. Who else retarded on this bus? This bus too long for everybody.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go a little slower, driver.

[Alex Media]

Slow down a little bit.

[Andrew Schulz]

Get motion sickness on.

[Akash Singh]

Slow down a little bit. This is awesome. This is so awesome.

[Andrew Schulz]

Slave and beat.

[Alex Media]

I mean, an absolute legend. We need him on the podcast.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I was about to say, how do we contact this guy? How does he get him?

[Akash Singh]

I really think this is far out. Going to Jamaica because it has to pass through Five Towns and he was like, wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Come on stage tonight. Mark, two minutes, bro. He's the best. Incredible. That guy's put the dumplings down. Wake up a little early. He was out, nothing left. Motion sickness. I wish I could do that. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

I feel like. Is that black privilege that he's able to go back and forth with Some Jamaican lady. If she was saying that to me, I'd be like, ma'am, look, we're all trying our best, okay? And it's a tough account. I get it. Okay? Voter ID laws or something. I would just immediately. I would just immediately.

[Andrew Schulz]

Voter id. I'm sorry.

[Mark Gagnon]

New Yorkers are weird because they'll bully you, but if somebody else is bullying, they'll stand after the bully.

[Andrew Schulz]

They don't like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is there very. About justice?

[Andrew Schulz]

Justice.

[Mark Gagnon]

Unless they're bullying you, then it's all good, bro.

[Alex Media]

My wife took the train with the baby.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, boy.

[Alex Media]

And she was like, what's wrong with you?

[Andrew Schulz]

She was going. She busy.

[Alex Media]

She was going through stuff.

[Andrew Schulz]

What? What? A newborn, bro. Put her in a Uber.

[Alex Media]

Bro, you can't Uber with a newborn. How are you gonna do it? You gotta get a car seat. You gotta strap it in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do what everybody does.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

What's wrong with the sub?

[Akash Singh]

They have Ubers with car seats.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Wait, Ask Alligan. What's wrong with the subway? Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Why? Why? Can't go the subway.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I didn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Thank you. Miles. Miles, that was fantastic, bro. Miles, that was absolutely. Someone give me a Z. Miles, that was absolutely.

[Alex Media]

That joke was so good.

[Andrew Schulz]

He was his fan. Good cat.

[Alex Media]

But it is. She was like, I can't take it anymore. I was like, why? She was like. I was like, it was a dangerous. She was like, no. Everyone's talking to me. She's like, really? She's like, yeah. Like, I go in with the baby, like, strapped to me. I just.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like.

[Alex Media]

The MCA guy's like, yo, where's your baby's hat? Like, you got to put a hat on the baby. Everyone's got, like, parenting advice. Everyone's chiming in. Just. She can't go more than five feet with someone. Be like, do you want the seat?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can I give you the greatest city?

[Alex Media]

And she's like, no, I'll just stand.

[Andrew Schulz]

Awesome.

[Alex Media]

And they're like, no, you should really sit. Like, come on, please sit.

[Andrew Schulz]

Listen, you can sit so bad.

[Akash Singh]

They're being nice to me.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. That was. Yeah, I know. I can't take. Punched in the orbital bone by Michael Jackson. Hell next door.

[Alex Media]

Oh, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man. N. It's the best city. It is.

[Alex Media]

That's why I told you.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was like, it's the funniest in terms of just regular people. Yeah, it's the funniest. Y. Y.

[Mark Gagnon]

And Boston, maybe.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, Boston has the funniest comedians. But, like, at least the ones that I find the most funny tend to Come out of Boston. But in terms of just humans, New.

[Mark Gagnon]

York's funniest black people in Boston.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's the thing. Like, you need. You need black. Need that energy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's just. And you need black people in public when they're being funny, because they'll be funny in public in a way that, like, sometimes white people a little, like, afraid to do.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like that guy on the bus was like, it's my bus and we have some fun and we going to get comfy and we going to talk. That. But that is a. That is an urban thing. Like, you have to be from a big city to be that comfortable talking in front of people who you don't know. Yeah. Like, most people, that's their biggest fear is speaking in public. But if you talk to your friend on the subway, there's 100 people listening.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like that. We all pretend we're not listening. But if that story gets good, I'm tapping in. Yeah. Yeah. I listen to so many goddamn stories I missed. I missed a stop just to finish this story, bro.

[Akash Singh]

And most of the time, going to school, it just roast sessions on the bus. So it's like the whole bus is an audience.

[Alex Media]

There's a crossing guard lady outside my apartment that might be the funniest person I ever met.

[Andrew Schulz]

What she said. She.

[Alex Media]

It was just cold outside. So she's like, can I please come inside your lobby? It's just freezing out here. I was like, yeah, of course. And she's like, oh, my God. Sometimes these kids are crossing the street, walking so slow. I was like, that's what you're worried about? She's like, yeah, it's freezing cold. These kids are taking their sweet ass time. Just, like, talking about, like, literal children crossing the street. And then she just like, Jay Z's.

[Andrew Schulz]

On the other side.

[Alex Media]

He's innocent. So that's why it's funny. That's why it's funny. There's nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because he's innocent. Why did the kid cross the street? Why did he. Why did he cross the street? No reason. I don't know. Crazy. Not crazy. Listen, there's no way that you can convict him. He has reasonable doubt. Okay, nice, nice. Complete reasonable doubt. Okay. Should we go through every album? No. New York City is the center of the universe when you think about it. Talk that shit. Daniel Penny's here. Talk that the CEO gets shot.

[Akash Singh]

That guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

What.

[Akash Singh]

Why she start with Daniel Benny.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right now, right? Diddy's here, JJ here. Daniel Penny's here. The. The United CEO is here. Kendrick took his first loss of 2024.

[Alex Media]

Here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Everything's happening.

[Alex Media]

The aliens are showing up in Jersey.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I didn't show up in Jersey.

[Alex Media]

No, they got stuck in traffic.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're trying to come through the bridge. They get of the city. You rapping Georgiana.

[Alex Media]

Wait, what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Y'all don't know about Georgiana? What is that? Uhhuh. Uhhuh.

[Mark Gagnon]

No idea.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm a little bad, too, huh?

[Mark Gagnon]

No idea.

[Andrew Schulz]

Y'all really need to get up on your rappers, man.

[Akash Singh]

You just hang out with Shifty.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know, I know. I'm like, what? More than we do. Shout out Georgiana, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

Be bringing the points today.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dude's good. Miles good. Man, fat Miles is way better. He was too hungry. He was too hungry when he was skinny.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is a mental clarity effect.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know. I can't believe you wore that shirt, Miles. You don't. He look like the. The. The roadies for a rock band. He's setting up speakers and doing guitar.

[Akash Singh]

Bend over, you see.

[Andrew Schulz]

He'S Bobby Sando. Sando.

[Alex Media]

Sando.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shout out. Sando the legend.

[Alex Media]

This is what they saw in Jersey. Now, this is not just, like, people on the Internet posting about it. I mean, it is that, but. But it's also. They got. The mayors are asking the state to investigate it because they're like, why? Like, are these spy craft? Is it weather balloons? Is it people flying drones illegally?

[Mark Gagnon]

It's China again. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What are they into?

[Mark Gagnon]

They're ahead of us.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whomst these aliens?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's talking about the Chinese again. Miles.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You don't believe none of this? Shoot, that's just a plane.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, I sort of believe in aliens. I'll be honest with you.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, yeah, you're an alien. You're going to put a bunch of lights on your.

[Mark Gagnon]

That don't seem.

[Andrew Schulz]

That.

[Mark Gagnon]

Don't seem that suspicious to me.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What part of Jersey is this, yo? The part that gets flown over by Newark.

[Alex Media]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Miles on carbohydrates is a problem. I know. It's crazy, Miles, you're supposed to be thick, man.

[Alex Media]

But if anyone should know about the planes is the people that live where the planes fly over, right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Alex Media]

So they should know, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Aliens, cars, how long is your fast going?

[Alex Media]

You think a Marine knows how to choke people out? The people that live under the airport know what an airplane looks like.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, they don't.

[Alex Media]

Of course they do. And now they see this and they're like, what airplane looks like this?

[Mark Gagnon]

Back on your laptop. Find something else.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, I just want to give A quick shout out to my boy, John Fatigate. We started comedy earlier in our careers together. He, you know, produced some really cool stuff. And now he has gone on and created this venture that is arctic. Okay, These are. These look like just regular shorts, okay? They are not regular shorts. They are shorts for you when you're getting in your cold plunge to protect your ball so you can stay in there longer, okay? You want to reap the benefits of the cold plunge. I just want to let you guys know, John's not paying me to do this, okay? This is a good guy, he's a friend, and I want to look out for him. And the basic idea is don't let your balls being cold stop you from getting the benefits of a long cold plunge. Protect your balls and then get all the benefits that the cold plunge gives you. Stay in there longer, okay? Reduce that inflammation. Do all those things that make you feel good. Get another few minutes away from your wife and family. All the things that protect your physical and mental health. So arctic right here. This is my boy, okay? Once again, not paying me. I just want to support him. They look fire. He's a great fucking guy. I mean this genuinely. He is a great fucking guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Love you, fatty.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's giving y'all 25% off the promo code flagrant@arctic arktk k coldwear.com fatty gate. We love you, we're proud of you, we appreciate you. And I hope you kill with these. It's a stocking stuffer, whatever it is. But I just want to support you. I think you're awesome and we love you. Appreciate you. Peace. All right. Should we talk about Syria and solve that?

[Alex Media]

Yeah, let's solve it.

[Andrew Schulz]

So what is it?

[Mark Gagnon]

I know nothing.

[Akash Singh]

The Jews. That's what I heard.

[Andrew Schulz]

So.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I heard. I just heard it was them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, what do you mean it was? What was?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's everything.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it is. That's why it's like, you know.

[Andrew Schulz]

So the. So what happened? So Syria fell, the Assad regime fell.

[Mark Gagnon]

Refugees took over or some like. That was it.

[Andrew Schulz]

You could have just talking to him.

[Alex Media]

About my airport thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

My airport thing made sense.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stupid. Not funny. But it's worse.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think we need Aash to explain it to us. Oh, this is going to be good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tell us what happened.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think some refugees came back to Syria, took that back.

[Akash Singh]

Lauren Hill started singing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fuji la.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know what I mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what I think happened. Assad fell. I don't know who Assad is, to be honest. With you, that's everything.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know. A Lauren Hill reference.

[Akash Singh]

Refugees. Yeah, you got that? You're a little late to it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Well, here's the reality. None of us really know what happened in Syria. Yeah, but it looked like Russia's a little preoccupied with Ukraine. They can't back Syria anymore. The Assad regime needs that Russian support in order to stay in power. Russian support is gone. Now Russia loses their influence on Syria. Do we swoop in? Who swoops in and takes over Syria? Is this a win for the neocons? Is this the exact thing that the American neocons wanted? The war hawk Americans wanted. Did they fund the Ukraine war to get Russia out of Syria so that they couldn't build some pipeline or something or the other to over Western influence in the region? Who knows?

[Akash Singh]

And it doesn't Syria get money from Iran?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think they were financed by Turkey in this one.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think it was Turkey backing them.

[Alex Media]

The rebels were backed by the Turks.

[Andrew Schulz]

By the Turks, yeah.

[Alex Media]

Yeah, but Assad was backed by Iran and Russia.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That's why I heard it was a win for the Jews.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, it definitely went for the Jews because you guys get a little land up there so you can leave them Palestinians alone now. Need a buffer. There's just a buffer. Starts as a buffer.

[Akash Singh]

That's.

[Andrew Schulz]

Starts as a buffer. Stop Hearts as a buffer. Then it becomes a plus year. Like, let's not get involved with each other thing. Yeah. Bashar Al Assad. And now that Russia's out of the way, you're like, all right, what's up now? There's an unknown. So hopefully. I'm just wondering, is this part of a larger geopolitical strategy by the powers that be, the deep state, if you will, in America? Was this the goal the whole time to pull Russia out of Syria and remove their influence in the region, or was this Russia's way of getting out of the Middle east in the same way the America's gotten out of the Middle East? Is it Western? Is it the western country's way of going, you know what? It's too much stress trying to fucking hold these motherfuckers down over here. We don't want to deal with it. America wants to get the fuck out of Afghanistan. Russia's like, all right, they out of Afghanistan. Fuck it. It's too expensive. Let's get the fuck out of here. We got to prop up this Assad regime the whole time, fight terrorists the whole time. We don't even get anything from it. We gone. The guess Maybe it's just grown tired of trying to essentially colonize the Middle East.

[Mark Gagnon]

Here's what I'm trying to figure out. Where is Syria? Dying to know.

[Akash Singh]

Pull it up, pull it up, pull.

[Andrew Schulz]

It up, pull it up, Mark.

[Mark Gagnon]

Let me see.

[Andrew Schulz]

Before he could say it's all guess.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why we had to. I think I know more or less, but I. I don't want to.

[Alex Media]

What does more or less me?

[Andrew Schulz]

I think it's to the right of Lebanon. And for you, you know, the closest. Ah, damn it. You sort of blew there. I was gonna say Al. Name two countries. Mark named two countries. Everyone named two countries at borders. Oh, that's easy. No, it ain't.

[Mark Gagnon]

N. Not for me.

[Alex Media]

Saudi Arabia.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where'd Jesus go? Just think about the trip my man had to pull up.

[Akash Singh]

Israel.

[Andrew Schulz]

Israel. That's true. Where else did he go? Egypt. Remember he went down to Egypt.

[Akash Singh]

I thought that was the other dude, the Red Sea guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, they both went down, all right.

[Alex Media]

Jesus went to Egypt.

[Andrew Schulz]

Few years apart.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't know he went to Egypt.

[Mark Gagnon]

What was he doing in Egypt?

[Andrew Schulz]

He was hiding out. How you know that? I know. Yeah. How the. You don't know that.

[Akash Singh]

You should know this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Their parents let Mary. And I think. I think Giuseppe went down there, too, because they. Because the word was out, so they dipped on him.

[Alex Media]

This isn't when he was, like, a kid.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, you're a bad Christian.

[Alex Media]

I mean, I heard that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't know you're a bad black person.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, Jesus was in Africa. You ain't even know.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but we just did a tour date out there.

[Mark Gagnon]

You had no idea.

[Akash Singh]

We just like this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, I'm right about what I said, right?

[Akash Singh]

Actually knows the Bible.

[Alex Media]

I had heard, like, a version of this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, I heard the version of this. It's church, Doug.

[Alex Media]

It's not in the Gospels. From the ages of like, six to or, like seven to, like, 30. It's. I've heard that he went and learned, like, in the mystery schools in Egypt.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know if mystery schools. 6 to 30.

[Mark Gagnon]

You don't know 24 years of Jesus's life. Yo, he died at 32 or 33, didn't he, son?

[Andrew Schulz]

33.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you know, three years of Jesus is 33. You know, 9% of his life. You know, 9% of his life.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yo, you put all your faith in.

[Akash Singh]

Some God, you even know what he did for the whole part of his life?

[Andrew Schulz]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Alex Media]

I'm friends with y'all. I don't know what the y'all Were doing.

[Andrew Schulz]

You sound like.

[Mark Gagnon]

With Jay Z.

[Akash Singh]

J.C. jesus. I mean, his clothes. His clothes. Jesus is Hova.

[Alex Media]

I mean, maybe if you saw a church. I'll take your word for it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, I was in. I think it was him that was in the church. I don't think it was shifting. It's shifty here now. He went to other. But no, I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'm almost 100% positive.

[Mark Gagnon]

Father vibes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right there. He's right there.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was weird. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I just want him to prove him wrong.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's funny. Now I'm almost positive he went right? Yeah. Jesus went to Egypt.

[Akash Singh]

Shaky now.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't.

[Akash Singh]

You kind of shake.

[Andrew Schulz]

Damn it.

[Akash Singh]

He's looking around.

[Andrew Schulz]

I just don't know if it's in the Bible.

[Alex Media]

I just don't know if it's in the Bible. But it might be true.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, it's not in the Bible. It's in the church. I went. I visited the church. It does. Doesn't border Egypt. What doesn't border Egypt? In the Gospel of Mount Syria. Borders. I said Israel borders Egypt.

[Mark Gagnon]

He said Israel and Lebanon.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lebanon don't border Egypt. It goes Lebanon. Israel, Egypt.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you said Syria bordered Lebanon.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, Israel, Lebanon. Yes. I mixed up what you were feeding them. Talking about Jesus in Egypt. We got that as a child. Yes. He was a child.

[Alex Media]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

I went to the church he was in. They showed me where he was chilling.

[Alex Media]

Oh, fire.

[Andrew Schulz]

It was fire. It was cool. Wow. In the Gospel of Matthews. Outline of the story. Born in Bethlehem. Matthew. It's in Matthew.

[Alex Media]

Wait, what did he do?

[Andrew Schulz]

Y'all don't be reading your book.

[Akash Singh]

You don't even read a book.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why? You think I'm Orthodox? Think I'm Orthodox?

[Akash Singh]

He just Wikipedia this.

[Andrew Schulz]

These go to church. The guy up there just e plur. None of them speak Latin. They pretend that they're praying and then they leave.

[Alex Media]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's crazy. And you just. I think y'all go to church just to tell the priest that you jerk off a lot. I think that's what y'all do. I think you don't have to go to church. I go to church.

[Alex Media]

And who do you tell him you jerk off to?

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't have a guy at my church. It's in a public school in Harlem. I go to church in a public school in Harlem every once in a blue moon. And they do not have a priest there for me to talk to.

[Alex Media]

So if you tell him, you jerk off.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do they say when I tell.

[Alex Media]

God up there or do you tell anybody?

[Akash Singh]

They don't have confessional. Only your place has confessional.

[Alex Media]

So who do you tell? You jerked off to fans of this?

[Mark Gagnon]

God knows, dog what you got to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tell exactly that is true God. Why do you have to confess a secretary? God knows exactly God's awareness.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what a preacher is, just a secretary.

[Alex Media]

Who you confessing to?

[Mark Gagnon]

Like God don't already know.

[Alex Media]

Exactly.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, leave God a message. I jerked off three times, Mark.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why did he flee to Egypt?

[Mark Gagnon]

It'll make no sense.

[Andrew Schulz]

What a stupid thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's like God can't forgive.

[Andrew Schulz]

You said it was immaculate because King Herod heard that there was the birth of the king of the Jews. So King Herod. Herod felt threatened. He said, we got to get out of here. Why Egypt? Outside King Herod's jurisdiction. And there were Jews there. So the family, the holy family could blend in. And who was king?

[Mark Gagnon]

Killed him.

[Andrew Schulz]

My bad again. Sorry. Who was King Harry?

[Alex Media]

You're right.

[Andrew Schulz]

About that. Ain't that crazy? He put the word out for a child. Yeah, that's crazy. King Harry is a wild boy. Game of Thrones that is Looking for Stormborn. You know who it really is? Harry Potter. That's true. Very much so.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's Harry Potts. Yeah, that's Pots right there. The boy who was the boy who lived. Boy who?

[Mark Gagnon]

Boy that you know.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I didn't know that Neville Longbottom was also the boy who lived. He possibly whoever he went after became the. The kid in the prophecy. But they show that in the movie at all. No, they don't. The movies read the books. I know, I know, I know, I know. That's on me. That's on me. I'm. Once my daughter gets old enough for me to just say things out loud and she just sits there. She don't have to know any of it. I'm reading the book to her. That's going to be amazing. My parents read the book to me and that is awesome. It's cool, right? Don't bring up the map. Let's bring up the map. Well, let's see. While. While it looks like this still fresh is big. Oh yeah, it's got Toilet Lito in there. We gotta spread that around.

[Mark Gagnon]

Case Rosso did say something. He said when the CNN ticker said Syrian rebels have taken Syria, whatever, he goes, so that's who we want to win, right? If we don't want them when we call them terrorists, if we want them when we call them rebels.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's. That's how that works, Right?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a great point.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. If they're fighting Russia, they're rebels. Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Trying to get the old miss fans in your shot. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Who's to the east?

[Andrew Schulz]

Ukraine.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're terrorists.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

To the east of Syria is Lebanon.

[Akash Singh]

Iraq. The other way.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, east, sorry. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Iraq's here.

[Akash Singh]

And then what about up Turkey? Oh, it's Turkey. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Below it's Jordan. And then in between Syria and Israel with Golan Heights, you know that little. What's above? What's above Lebanon? Above Lebanon is more Syria. Oh, Syria goes right to the water. Yeah. Wow, that's a nice piece of land right there. They have kept that. Why aren't they trying to keep that?

[Akash Singh]

See?

[Alex Media]

See how he sounds? Right?

[Andrew Schulz]

They should have kept nice little pieces. Oh, we might need to see about that. Donald, I hear serious N. Donald knows. Look at all that waterfront. Yeah.

[Alex Media]

Bay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Donald got to look into that. Donald got to look into that. Shout out. Syrians, though. They seem like good people. I like Syrians.

[Mark Gagnon]

52Nd state after Canada.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like. I like the idea of incorporating Canada in America. I like it a lot.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think that we should do Mexico as well. Oh, how?

[Alex Media]

Stop illegal immigration. Make them citizens.

[Andrew Schulz]

We already did that to them multiple times. Arizona, Tejas, California.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, Texas got freedom. And then.

[Andrew Schulz]

What I'm saying is, every time we embraced places that used to be Mexico, they've been awesome.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. We came up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Name one place that used to be Mexico we don't love right now. Bring us some more. Bring us some more. If they are down, I'm down. And then we cut it off right after Mexico. Right after Mexico. Think about how small that wall is now. It's just a little bit right there. You just got to build out.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, if we're going to keep going down, like, Colombia is kind of.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cool, I think we should annex maybe a city or two. Not the whole thing. Annex a city.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just take North America, South America. Make it America.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Now we're talking. But then you look at that and you're like, I mean, Japan has got some cool things right there. So close. Is this how it starts? Is this how Napoleon was talking to his boys? He was like, yo, Germany kind of fire, like, they got some bread or whatever. This is kind of cool.

[Alex Media]

It's Pokemon, bro. You just want to catch them all. You just.

[Andrew Schulz]

And it's really not that hard, Duff.

[Akash Singh]

Then you don't have to smuggle your girls in, bro.

[Andrew Schulz]

We have Brazil.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm really not into Brazilians. Oh, my God. What are we saying? It's not the top of the list. Don't be. What's the top of the list? Hot Jewish girls. Okay, can we just speak in not fantasy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

We've.

[Akash Singh]

We've been on this pod long enough.

[Andrew Schulz]

The girls of Tel Aviv. The girls. Thank you. Okay, so the Jewish girls that look Brazilian.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, they look mixed with something.

[Andrew Schulz]

Got it, got it, got it, got it. So the Brazilian looking Jewish girls. Got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

But the Israeli is the most. That's the most Jewish. You can't knock them for that. You got to give them.

[Akash Singh]

I'll give them that, cuz I would. Tel Aviv, beautiful women there.

[Andrew Schulz]

Boom. Now what about Brazilians that are you off of right now? What is the. What is it? What Brazilians do I have? No, no. Why? You don't like them? You used to really like them. And now I can't talk to them without hearing your voice about Brazilians.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you hit him a favor.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't. Dove. Dove.

[Mark Gagnon]

How do you think I make this real?

[Andrew Schulz]

You removed an entire country from my. Could you grab me towel? I have to wipe a semen off of my tummy. Have you guys seen the video? Have you seen the video that, that kid going viral that sings the exact same song in every single video? Appears Everywhere. He's with Mr. B. This one now. But that's. But that's to happen for you. You're saying. No, I just want to change subject. There are beautiful Brazilian women. I don't think that there's. They're not beautiful. I have tons of beautiful Brazilian women.

[Mark Gagnon]

What do they sound like?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, I mean, give me a situation. I'll tell you what they would say. Do. Can you take me to Chalk e Cheese with my friends? Do we order the chunky cheese restaurant with my friends? Very fun to go to the cheese. Please do. Can you please take us to the chocolate cheese? Rest of all. And then we could play in the bottle pit. I want to play with my friends in the bottle pit. You know? Yeah, I gotta start. I gotta literally, I gotta start asking for passports when Dove brings these girls in because I, I. You get concerned that they might be here. Trafficked. Don't do that. I'm just saying they're of legal age. Of course. But they might be trafficked. Yeah. Is that crazy?

[Akash Singh]

You could be of age in traffic.

[Andrew Schulz]

A girl is sent to America to hold a surfboat outside. And you don't think that they're trafficked? They're trafficked illegally. That's not a real job. You can't put that on an application held. Soapboat. That was a domino vehicle.

[Mark Gagnon]

How do you think a job interview goes? So tell me about your work experience.

[Andrew Schulz]

I used to shovel sand outside the resort in Portugal and baozin. And one guy found me. He took me on the container ship and he put me into New York City, and I take all the surfboards from around the city, and I put it up front of Tommy Hilfiger. And then one Jewish guy come to me, said he could change my whole life, make me a big star. He made me a big star, put me all the movie pictures, and so far, we go to his house, he come on my back. Outside of that, I have not become a big star. He come on my back. He make me go to shower immediately and sleep in his guest room. That's a beautiful love story. Yeah, it's really up, but shout out Brazil, man. There's some great people out there.

[Akash Singh]

Awesome people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Awesome people. Great food. Awesome, incredible food. Incredible, great food. Great restaurants.

[Akash Singh]

Restaurants are fantastic.

[Andrew Schulz]

Football. Of all the South American countries, what? What restaurants? Brazilian dish.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, all of them.

[Alex Media]

It's like Trump.

[Andrew Schulz]

When you ask the Bible verse, let me tell you, it's a beautiful place. Al might stutter when he's trying to make a point, but if he's trying to tell you about food in another country, this guy is flawless, solid, never faulted once.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, I'm a foodie. What can I say, guys? What can I say?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God, guys. Oh, my God, guys. All right, guys. Any other questioning before we go to Patrioni?

[Alex Media]

Let's move to Syria.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's gotta tell me where it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Again, guys, we appreciate you. Thank you guys so much. You love y'all motherfuckers. Y'all are the best. I saw y'all riding for me this past week, and it is. It is appreciated, is never forgotten.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Salute to the gang. We never going nowhere. Everybody gets these jokes. We don't care who says it. God bless y'all. Love, yes.