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Episode: Jordan Jensen wants to Smash her Dad, Bad Acid Trips, & God is a Woman?
Date: October 8, 2025
Guest: Jordan Jensen (Comedian)

Episode Overview

This riotous and unfiltered episode features comedian Jordan Jensen, diving headfirst into taboo topics with her signature raw honesty. The crew—Andrew Santino, Alex McMullen, a female guest, and the usual Flagrant crew—spend over two hours weaving through subjects like complex parental attraction, OCD, acid trips, gender roles, sexual dynamics, addiction, the stigma of women's health, the spiritual meaning of God’s gender, and the wildest stories from Jordan's life and family.
The laughter is relentless, the boundaries are tested, and the flagrant attitude is alive and well.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jordan’s Family & “Wanting to Smash Her Dad” (03:05, 05:56, 05:58, 09:47)

• Attraction to "Hot Dad":
  The group jokes at length about Jordan’s late father being hot, his sexual prowess, and the strange but common phenomenon of daughters idolizing their fathers.
  • “You talk a lot about wanting to f**k your dad.” (03:05, Santino)
  • “My dead dad on the screen. No, I don’t like that…That’s his obituary picture.” (04:23, Jordan)
  • Jordan explains her dad was a horse trainer and carpenter—both “hot” jobs—and openly describes sabotage tactics against his conquests when she was a child.
  • She reflects on daughters’ attachment to affectionate dads and how it messes with later romantic attachments.
    • “When your dad holds you on their chest, you get really attached to that feeling. And then you try to replace it forever.”
    • Not all childhoods were the same: “He wasn’t very affectionate. We’ve hugged maybe, like, thrice.” (Guest Woman, 10:01)

2. Taboo Language, Censorship & Cancel Culture (13:27, 13:43, 14:16, 18:38)

• Group discusses the social policing of words like the n-word, “tranny,” and the cognitive dissonance comedians face in the era of cancel culture.
  • “I’m not saying it again.” (19:23, Jordan)
  • Santino jokes: “If I was Black, I’d use the n-word. It’d be a problem.” (13:31)
  • On being canceled: “You’re gonna get dragged, dude.” (19:37, Jordan)

3. Hate Comments and Online Negativity (20:32, 22:03)

• Jordan and Santino share experiences of dealing with hate online, especially the unique intensity women face.
  • “The shit people are saying [to women]. Oh yeah, it’s unhinged.” (22:03, Santino)
  • Jordan: “When you’re reading all these things, you’re just looking for the word ‘fat’…That’s all you’re looking for.”

4. Women’s Health, Yeast Infections & Sugar (32:27, 55:47, 57:06)

• Candid and hilarious discussion about the reality of living with yeast infections, UTIs, and the difficulty of discussing women’s health issues without shame.
  • “You either are a UTI girl or you’re a yeast girl.” (56:23, Jordan)
  • Jordan details quitting sugar to stop chronic yeast infections, and shares the connection between dietary habits and female health.

5. Drug Use, Bad Acid Trips & OCD (27:26, 33:30, 54:22, 65:28)

• Jordan opens up about using acid and mushrooms to cope with OCD and intrusive thoughts, including transformative “hero doses.”
  • “I realized on acid that you don’t have to trust yourself. You’re just a compilation of everything that has ever happened to you.” (34:07, Jordan)
  • Multiple stories on bad trips, mental health, and the difference (and similarities) between mushrooms and acid.

6. Gender, Relationships, and Sexual Politics (29:04, 48:43, 75:46, 122:05)

• Wrestling with gender roles, attraction to “masculine men,” trad wife culture, and why Jordan exclusively dates blue-collar Republicans for the masculinity.
  • “You have to be a lesbian. There’s no way you can suck a d*ck and build a house.” (74:59, Jordan)
  • “Because I’m masculine, I have to date someone more masculine than me…and they’re always conservative.” (76:07)
  • “Sex is actually an impediment to finding love.” (112:11, Santino)

7. God’s Gender & Religious Upbringing (114:39, 116:41, 118:45)

• Spirited debate on whether God is a man or woman, and the spiritual implications; playful jabs at religious traditions.
  • “If God was a woman, God wouldn’t have her period, because she would be constantly giving birth.” (117:59, Jordan)
  • “I don’t believe in God, but I think if there was a God, it would definitely be a woman.” (117:49, Jordan)

8. Comedy Process, Stand-Up Life & Self-Deprecation (60:36, 85:00, 129:02)

• Stand-up techniques: anxiety peeing before sets, diet, blue-collar job anecdotes, and tragicomic tales including doing stand-up at her dad’s funeral (129:02: "I was supposed to be giving a speech about how sad I was that my dad died, but I ended up just throwing bits out at everybody…")
• Insights on writing, touring, and the myth of using "downtime" to work on material.

9. Stories of Rage, NYC Living, and Street Justice (35:01, 36:31, 38:16, 73:01)

• Outrageous street stories: uppercutting a car mirror, physically confronting dog haters, altercations in LA and NY, chasing a flasher and publicly accusing men of being “sociopaths.”
  • “I uppercutted his side view mirror…I was so ready for it to shatter…but the mirror just went eee.” (35:17, Jordan)
  • “This guy…he kids. And he looked at me like, ‘Don’t do this.’ And I went, ‘Hey, everybody, this guy, he kids!’” (38:56, Jordan)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On her wild childhood:
  • “I would sabotage everything while he was sleeping with these women. I would, I would take their shoes and feed them to my Labrador…try and put super glue on their purses…” (06:36)
• On taboo language:
  • “I’m not saying it again.” (19:23, Jordan)
  • “If I was black, I’d use the n-word. Nonsense. It’d be like a problem.” (13:31, Santino)
• On women’s health:
  • “You either are a UTI girl or you’re a yeast girl… If you have a tiny itch, you’ll stop eating sugar.” (56:23, Jordan)
• On the difference between men and women:
  • “Men use love to get sex; women use sex to get love…Ours is so pathetic. Yours is so cool.” (113:54, 113:56, Jordan)
• On violence and rage:
  • “I want to fight all the time. It’s really true.” (37:38, Jordan)
• On masturbation/porn:
  • “I do not jerk off. I do not watch porn.” (111:28, Jordan)
• On the gender of God:
  • “If there was a God, it would definitely be a woman.” (117:49, Jordan)
• On her funeral stand-up set:
  • “I ended up just throwing bits out at everybody...I started roasting people...I couldn’t stop cracking jokes.” (129:19, Jordan)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00 – 04:35: Wild cold open, stories about Jordan’s hot dad, anti-conspiracy politics
• 05:56 – 09:47: Sexual tension around dad, sabotaging dad’s partners
• 13:27 – 19:38: Offensive language, cancel culture, “tranny” and the n-word discussion
• 20:32 – 22:03: Hate comments and online trolling experiences
• 27:26 – 34:07: OCD, intrusive thoughts, transformative acid trip
• 35:01 – 39:18: Road rage, fights, public confrontations
• 48:43 – 54:22: Masculinity, dating blue-collar men, drug use history
• 55:47 – 57:25: The reality of yeast infections and sugar
• 60:36 – 62:35: Comedy process: anxiety, food before sets, and self-deprecation
• 73:01 – 74:59: NYC stories: flasher, crazy super, love for tiny apartments
• 85:00 – 86:34: Down-time myth in comedy; not writing new material on breaks
• 114:39 – 118:09: Spirited “is God a woman?” theological debate
• 122:05 – 123:46: Harems, history, and female fantasy of “hive mother” leadership
• 129:02 – 130:25: Jordan’s stand-up at her father’s funeral—darkly comic closure

Tone & Language Note:

The entire episode is flamboyantly irreverent and brutally honest. Jordan Jensen’s style is self-roasting, forthright, at times shockingly confessional, but always with a sense of humor designed to deflate sensitive issues and laugh at darkness. The flagrant crew’s chemistry—open, unfiltered banter, quick-fire roasting, and shamelessly flagrant hot takes—is on high display throughout, making this a true “greatest hang in the universe.”

Final Word

For listeners, this episode is an absolute clinic in confessional, fearless, and boundary-pushing comedy. It navigates the dark, the awkward, and the irreverent—all while finding big laughs and genuine moments of relatability.
Whether you’re craving off-the-wall stories about growing up in a wild family or just want to hear unapologetic honesty about sex, drugs, and God, Jordan Jensen and the Flagrant crew deliver nonstop.

Guest Promo:
Jordan Jensen’s special Take Me With You is streaming on Netflix now.
Check out her podcasts B and E and RIP.