Schulz Special Update + Trump Funniest Moments So Far

Summary

Podcast Summary: Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Episode Title: Schulz Special Update + Trump Funniest Moments So Far
Release Date: October 23, 2024
Hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Mark Gagnon, Dove
Description: Flagrant delivers unfiltered and comedic takes on various topics, unapologetically steering clear of political correctness. In this episode, the hosts provide updates on upcoming specials, delve into high-profile criminal cases, discuss political happenings, and share personal anecdotes—all with their characteristic humor and irreverence.

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1. Venue and Special Update [00:00 - 04:24]

Andrew Schulz begins the episode with an update about their special taping:

• Venue Change: Originally scheduled to tape next month in Brooklyn at the BAM theater, the venue canceled all shows three hours post the Trump episode release, seemingly unrelated.

  [00:00] Andrew Schulz: "If you were watching last week, you know that we were originally gonna tape next month in Brooklyn at a theater called Bam... We’re gonna be taping the special in New York at the Beacon Thanksgiving weekend."

• New Taping Location: The special will now be held at the Beacon Theater during Thanksgiving weekend. Pre-sale tickets are available starting Thursday at 10 AM with the code "Andrew."

  [00:32] Andrew Schulz: "I want you guys in there, and I cannot wait..."

• Host Commentary: Andrew humorously critiques baseball, labeling it as "dead" and expressing disdain for the Yankees and Dodgers.

  [00:48] Andrew Schulz: "Baseball sucks."

2. Menendez Brothers Case Discussion [04:24 - 12:42]

The conversation shifts to the infamous Menendez brothers case, where two siblings were convicted for murdering their parents. The hosts dissect aspects of the case, including allegations of sexual assault and motivations behind the killings.

• Case Overview:

  [10:02] Mark Gagnon: "The Menendez brothers, early 90s, killed their parents, went to jail for decades."

• Allegations of Abuse: They discuss testimonies suggesting the brothers were sexually abused by their father, leading to anger and violent actions.

  [10:23] Andrew Schulz: "They were sexually assaulted by their dad..."

• Legal Outcomes: Highlighting the controversial aspects of the trial, such as the initial hung jury and subsequent conviction influenced by the O.J. Simpson verdict's aftermath.

  [11:07] Andrew Schulz: "There's some tangential proof... and then they got convicted because it was in the wake of OJ."

3. Personal Anecdotes and Updates [12:42 - 17:00]

The hosts share personal stories, including missed events and parenting challenges.

• Shifty’s Birthday: Andrew recounts the difficulty of editing podcast clips during his son's surprise birthday party, leading to missed moments.

  [21:03] Andrew Schulz: "The hardest part... was stopping to edit with Shifty around six so he could get to his own surprise birthday."

• Parenting Dynamics: Discussions about roles in parenting, balancing time between family and career, and humorous takes on parenting mishaps.

  [16:39] Dove: "You still want them to win a little bit."

4. Voting and Political Commentary [17:00 - 30:02]

A lively debate ensues about the integrity of the voting system, political promotions, and the authenticity of political figures.

• Strategic Incompetence: Mark introduces the concept as a tactic in relationships to avoid responsibilities.

  [16:57] Mark Gagnon: "That's a great question..."

• Political Scrutiny: The hosts critique how political figures handle interviews and public relations, emphasizing genuine reactions versus rehearsed responses.

  [57:06] Mark Gagnon: "What's up guys, we've been having some issues..."

• Impact of Technology on Voting: Discussions about platforms like "Stake" for betting on political events, highlighting concerns about authenticity and manipulation.

  [35:17] Mark Gagnon: "Stakes is the leader in global betting... use the promo code flagrant."

5. Vince McMahon Documentary and Wrestling Insights [30:02 - 40:00]

Andrew introduces a discussion on Christopher Smith's documentary about Vince McMahon, drawing parallels between wrestling storylines and broader American cultural trends.

• Documentary Praise:

  [37:04] Andrew Schulz: "This is the best documentary on TV right now... It is absolutely amazing."

• Cultural Reflection: They analyze how wrestling mirrors societal issues, such as economic disparities and leadership dynamics.

  [40:11] Andrew Schulz: "It's a mirror on purpose. They're reflecting the trends that are happening..."

• Character Transformation: Discussion on wrestlers embodying their personas and the psychological impacts thereof.

  [41:42] Akash Singh: "What would he do? He just."

6. Baseball and Yankees Satire [31:02 - 40:00]

The hosts continue their earlier critique of baseball, especially focusing on the New York Yankees, humorously intertwining it with discussions about the sport's relevance and team dynamics.

• Yankees Dominance:

  [31:07] Andrew Schulz: "Let's just call it what it is... Yankees obviously taking this."

• Player Commentary: They mention notable players like Aaron Judge, playfully speculating on his heritage and performance.

  [32:16] Andrew Schulz: "Did you see how Aaron Judge is performing... he's destroying Tokyo."

7. Sponsor Segments [15:44 - 17:00 & 35:23 - 38:30]

Note: Per instructions, advertisements and promotional segments are skipped in the summary.

8. In-Depth Political and Cultural Discussions [40:00 - 77:00]

A substantial portion of the episode delves into politics, party dynamics, and societal issues, especially contrasting Republican and Democratic party structures.

• Party Structures: Andrew posits that the Republican Party is star-driven, heavily influenced by figures like Trump, whereas the Democratic Party is institution-driven, emphasizing policy over personality.

  [74:41] Andrew Schulz: "Republican Party is a star based party and the Democrat Party is an institution based party..."

• Influence of Leaders: They discuss how star figures like Trump shape their respective parties' directions and the impact of policy versus personality in political alignment.

  [76:23] Mark Gagnon: "Trump lost that election and Republicans won't even admit that."

• Generational and Cultural Shifts: The conversation touches on how societal changes and higher education influence political ideologies and party strategies.

  [78:22] Akash Singh: "If you are a progressive and you exist within a progressive like party... conservative... personality driven."

• Critical Race Theory and Identity Politics: The hosts critique the implementation and perception of critical race theory in education, arguing it is often misconstrued and politicized.

  [85:00] Andrew Schulz: "What does that mean? ... a new critical race theory..."

9. Personal Stories, Relationships, and Humor [77:00 - 100:00]

Andrew and the hosts share more personal anecdotes, relationships dynamics, and humorous exchanges about parenting, dating, and social interactions.

• Parenting Challenges:

  [124:06] Akash Singh: "He's crying when I hold him... infantilizing."

• Social Interactions with Parenting: The hosts humorously discuss how being seen with their children leads to assumptions and unsolicited questions.

  [125:10] Akash Singh: "People look at you and they're like, 'What's going on here?'"

• Laughs About Dating and Relationships: They exchange jokes about relationships, cheating, and personal shortcomings in a lighthearted manner.

  [128:04] Akash Singh: "He looks like me."

10. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events [100:00 - End]

In the final segment, Andrew Schulz wraps up the episode with gratitude towards their supporters and teasers for upcoming specials.

• Special Taping Reminder:

  [142:56] Andrew Schulz: "All right, guys, let's take a break real quick and just see who's been sober..."

• Upcoming Shows: Andrew promotes upcoming shows in various cities, encouraging fans to attend and support their tours.

  [143:32] Andrew Schulz: "We're going to have another taping..."

• Final Thank Yous: The hosts express their appreciation for the listeners' support and enthusiasm for future content.

  [144:00] Andrew Schulz: "Thank you guys so much for the support..."

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Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Schulz [00:32]: "We weren’t being elegant enough. We're gonna be taping the special in New York at the Beacon Thanksgiving weekend."
• Mark Gagnon [10:02]: "Menendez brothers killed their parents... they’re in jail for decades."
• Andrew Schulz [16:57]: "How do we not have them on the podcast this week, bro?"
• Akash Singh [74:41]: "Conservatives like a strong figurehead, which is why you see a lot of them being like, yo, Putin is awesome."
• Andrew Schulz [112:07]: "Do you think after they killed their parents, they were running out of the house like that?"

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Conclusion:

In this episode of "Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh," the hosts blend humor with sharp commentary on current events, high-profile criminal cases, political dynamics, and personal experiences. Their candid and often irreverent discussions provide listeners with both laughs and thought-provoking insights, staying true to the podcast's unapologetic and unfiltered spirit.

Transcript

[Andrew Schultz]

Guys, special update. If you were watching last week, you know that we were originally gonna tape next month in Brooklyn at a theater called Bam. We released the Trump episode three hours after that episode comes out. That venue in Brooklyn canceled all my special taping shows. Probably completely unrelated. Anyway, I just want to say thank you, Bam. Thank you so much. Because what I realized in that moment is we weren't going big enough. We weren't being elegant enough. We weren't reaching for the stars enough. You have given us that opportunity. We're gonna be taping the special in new at the Beacon Thanksgiving weekend. I'm very excited. Pre sale is Thursday, 10am the code is. Andrew, get there early. Get those tickets before the bots or the resellers get them. I want you guys in there, and I cannot wait. Oh, also, we can finally mention where the special is going. Let's go. Flagrant. What's up? Listen, my advice to all you out there, Start saying shit is dead more often. Companies are dead, Obviously. The. The Yankees and the DOD Dodgers are both dead. So if there's any tickets to pop up to the World Series. Yeah, you know, we definitely would not want to go to that because it's dead. Baseball sucks.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We've been saying baseball sucks on this podcast.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

Seven straight years.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

So it only makes sense that we get first base tickets. Yeah, absolutely. Sue the World Series.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, say things. Y'all keep saying things are dead. I'm gonna keep saying Jerry Jones is alive, and you know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's just see.

[Akash Singh]

Let's just see.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what I mean? He's alive.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're gonna get to the special in it, but I need to just. Just any other updates? But I need to understand, are you. Are you still being. Are you being pulled back?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, no, no. I'm actively rooting against them, and it's way more fun on this side.

[Andrew Schultz]

You genuinely do not care.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm. No, I care, but, like, I'm like, also them. It's like an ex that you just broke up with. That bitch I said broke up with. Yeah, but you just broke up. That I'd love seeing.

[Dove]

You still want them to win a little bit. I can see it.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're also not good. They're truly.

[Andrew Schultz]

What ex are they, bro?

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a good question. I've heard of.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Oh, I thought you had one in the tuck.

[Akash Singh]

Oh.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, I do.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really? We cutting this or. Oh, dominate your house. That's what I'm talking about. Dominate your house.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Sure.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what happens when you bring the dog around, bring something out, and you. The alpha comes out. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Thousand percent.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Akash already wilting right now. I never. I don't have any exes, babe. It's just you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah, she knows it's just one. And she's married and, you know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you've been. You've been keeping tabs. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

She got fat. She got fat a little bit.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. There we go. Really?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fatter, huh? I remember you tasting that little tail feather around downtown the head.

[Akash Singh]

This guy's a menace.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not here. It's because the board of bam.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was already sweating pre pot.

[Dove]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's true. My bad, my bad. All right.

[Dove]

Happy's looking sad.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

First of all, I just want to say shout out to everybody who's been very supportive about the whole venue chain situation. A lot of DMS asshole army showing up. And, you know, some people went a little while too supportive.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Turns out you can be too supportive. There's a little J6 situation going on.

[Andrew Schultz]

They tried to storm besides store.

[Akash Singh]

Stand back and stand by.

[Andrew Schultz]

Mark sent me. What was the pictures of people outside. Protestors.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And then the reviews on bam, there's been some that's actually been mixed, I'll be honest. Like, some of them are like. There's like, some. I don't even understand how people use the Internet anymore. Like, is there some people, like, this venue sucks and, like, they made up a fake thing where they're like, the AC is terrible and the bathrooms are gross.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then there's other people being like, thanks for canceling Andrew Schultz. Love this venue. And there's just. There's this discourse happening in the Yelp reviews of the venue. I love it, so maybe don't do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway, thank you, guys, guys, for your support, man. And thank you for making a sign. If you made the sign to stand out in front of bam, that is like.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's commitment, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. The arts and crafts. You know what I mean? Like, you had to get a marker and, like, sparkles and, like, I don't even know where to get poster board.

[Akash Singh]

That's what they don't tell you about protesting, is there's a lot of crafting.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's crafting.

[Akash Singh]

It's very like, diy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. You hang out with the boys. Can I borrow the red?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I am a man.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then you go kill some people at the Capitol. Nobody died. Except Lauren Babbage. That's my favorite thing that Trump says whenever January 6th is brought up, nobody died. Except Lauren. Trump's basically going, she was a nobody. Anyway, thank you. Obviously, the Netflix thing is exciting.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[Mark Gagnon]

I actually. I love the Beacon. That's, like, truly cool, man. It's my favorite theater in New York, for sure.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I think it's the best for. For Stand Up.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. And I. Of all the theaters I've done, I put that in the Wilbur's. 1, 1 and 2.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wilbur in Boston is incredible.

[Mark Gagnon]

That might be my number one, but this Beacon is for the size, too. If I loved it when I performed, I opened for Russell, and I'm like, this is awesome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dove]

White people's Apollo. Is that true?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, the rest of the rest of the theaters in New York are white people's Apollo.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I would say you guys have one theater, but. But, like, you know, maybe Jews Apollo. Like, Jerry seinfeld's done, like 100 shows there. Like the days that we were going to do the shows Bob Dylan had booked. Wow. And then Bob Dylan pulled out or something. I think there was some. What did your. What'd your mom say? Like, devil thing.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

He has a deal with the devil.

[Akash Singh]

He's in hell and he's going to come back. Have you seen. You've seen that video? You've seen the video? You haven't.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what's.

[Akash Singh]

Because you're saying this is a joke, but you just stumbled into a huge wormhole you don't even know about.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is. Bob Dylan is a deal with the devil. He has to work.

[Dove]

He's such a nice guy.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's great lyrics.

[Andrew Schultz]

All you got to do is a liberal. All you got to do is say anything. How people, like, say anything. And then the Jews.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you do anything and then the devil. My mom posted conspiracy. That is brilliantly braided together. Yes, 100%.

[Akash Singh]

You haven't seen this already?

[Mark Gagnon]

The more liberal they are, the more devil they are.

[Dove]

Got it.

[Akash Singh]

I cannot believe I have to put you guys on game with us, bro. This is so annoying. You guys got to wake the fuck up.

[Dove]

Is that Bob Dylan? You know, I have no idea what Bob Dylan looks like.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why do you still do it?

[Dove]

Why are you still black?

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, it goes back to the destiny thing, you know, I made a bargain with it, you know, long time ago, and I'm holding up my hand.

[Miles]

What was your bargain?

[Andrew Schultz]

To get where I am now.

[Akash Singh]

Should I ask who you made the bargain with?

[Andrew Schultz]

With. With. With. You know, with the chief. Chief commander on this earth. And this earth and then. And then in the world we can't see.

[Akash Singh]

Come on, guys.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why can't that be God?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, why can't that be God?

[Mark Gagnon]

Why. Why don't you have God in your life? And you thought that was the devil, right?

[Akash Singh]

You Lucifer musician.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's that say about you? That he says the chief commander and you say the devil?

[Akash Singh]

No, because Lucifer. Lucifer rules on this earth ever since the fall of man, bro. Come on, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lucifer is the greatest musician.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he is.

[Akash Singh]

He's the angel of that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Even back then, we're like gangster rat. Like. Like, we like hood. We like people doing sinful activities. Is there any. Actually, no. No. Christian music, kind of bops? It does. Have you been to a Hillsongs? Yeah, actually.

[Akash Singh]

Similar. Yeah, similar.

[Andrew Schultz]

They go hard. Oh, God. A thousand times, ten thousand times.

[Dove]

Why is the devil related to music?

[Akash Singh]

I mean, this is anything that makes you feel good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Christians freak out.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. But then in the church, I'll be going, yeah, exactly. That's Devil hymns. That's the instrument that God gave. Sucks.

[Mark Gagnon]

But you notice how that sucks.

[Dove]

So it has to suck for it to not be devilish.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do they think Hillsong is devilish then?

[Akash Singh]

I mean, probably not straight up devilish, but if there's too many instruments, then my mom is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is there a drum?

[Andrew Schultz]

The Catholic Church is an instrument in and of itself a lot of times.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

The building, the organ.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So is that devilish?

[Akash Singh]

Nope.

[Mark Gagnon]

Instrument.

[Andrew Schultz]

So one is allowed?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And then your voice, the one instrument God gave you. I'm pretty sure Orthodox church doesn't do any instruments except your voice.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

Because that's the only instrument that's ordained by God. Regardless, Bob Dylan is a Satanist. Okay? He's a Satanist. And he was gonna have the venue, but then he had to go down to hell for a weekend. So then you got it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, Shout Bob for that, man. You were wrong about the hurricane that did it, but no big deal. I got that on good authority. I told you.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

I told you. Larry Schultz spoke.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hurricane Carter was. There's a movie. Denzel played him.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the story of the hurricane.

[Mark Gagnon]

The man the authorities came to blame.

[Dove]

This is how you feel?

[Andrew Schultz]

What the hell do you know?

[Dove]

I have no idea what the.

[Andrew Schultz]

He wrote a whole song about how you guys didn't do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, you've seen the Hurricane with Denzel. You just really haven't seen any black movies, huh?

[Andrew Schultz]

Take his shirt off. How do you not know the story of Hurricane Carter?

[Dove]

Did this come out before I was born? Like, When?

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

Late 90s. Denzel, arguably his best performance.

[Dove]

Fantastic.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, phenomenal.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fantastic.

[Dove]

His best performance.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was a heavyweight champion of the world. Reuben Carter went to jail for murder. This movie leads you to believe it did not happen. The case was overturned. He was freed. And then, I understand, apparently heard that he did kill the guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Heard. Asked his lawyer who got him off, and his lawyers, he interviewed him. His lawyer said, off the record, he did that.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what's up.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, speaking of which, are the Menendez brothers good guys?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, what is a Menendez brother? Because I know it's a show on Netflix.

[Akash Singh]

It's a young Cuban, that guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

And none of us gave a fuck. We didn't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the. The El. No.

[Dove]

That's funny. I know this one.

[Mark Gagnon]

There are brothers, killed their parents.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

In, like, Beverly Hills or something.

[Andrew Schultz]

They went to my high school. What? Yeah. It was the biggest story in LA for. But not during the time you were there.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, no. He's not that old.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

So Menendez brothers, early 90s, kill their parents, go to jail. They're, like, seen as like, these awful people in the news. Frame them as just, like, psychopaths. How could you kill your parents? And I remember being surprised.

[Andrew Schultz]

Killed both of the parents.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. And I remember being surprised that story because I was like, menendez, Beverly Hills. How does that happen?

[Andrew Schultz]

Y.

[Mark Gagnon]

And turns out these kids were getting brutally sexually assaulted by their dad. Mom knew it was happening, didn't do anything about it. So as they grew up, they really were fucking angry and hateful and violent about that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sexually assaulted? What does that mean?

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, I think, like, fucked.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were have. The father is having sex with their.

[Akash Singh]

Don't. Don't laugh. Why are you laughing?

[Dove]

I think it's a.

[Akash Singh]

So first of all, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

And woe is the mom.

[Mark Gagnon]

She would just turn to the other, turning a blind eye to it. She said something to them one time, apparently, like, I know what's going on or something like that, but just didn't do anything about it.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

And like, the aunts knew what was going on.

[Andrew Schultz]

And they've been in jail for this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

For murdering a pedophile.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. For decades.

[Dove]

Decades.

[Andrew Schultz]

Publicly went on their Instagram and said, it's time for them to be let out. Can't not even let out. Like super trumpets.

[Mark Gagnon]

You'll get out.

[Dove]

There's no proof that they were getting diddled.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, they could just be saying, yeah, take it out.

[Dove]

They just came. That came out once they were on trial and they're fighting for their life.

[Akash Singh]

And there's some tangential proof. Like they told a psychologist, they told a cousin, like they told some other people that then testified.

[Mark Gagnon]

And this is pre murder. The psychologist or psychiatrist.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but I'm on episode two, this show.

[Dove]

No, no, I don't think.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't.

[Dove]

Like, it was after the murder. Well, according to the Netflix show, they.

[Akash Singh]

Had a cousin that they told when they were like 8 or 9 years old.

[Dove]

Oh.

[Akash Singh]

And the cousin told the mom. The mom was like, nah, that's not true. He's nasty.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then that came out. So then the first jury was a hung jury. And then they retried them and then they got convicted because it was in the wake of OJ and they were like, oh, they didn't get the conviction on oj.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hung jury is a term used in poor taste when you're talking about sexual assault.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you're really poor.

[Mark Gagnon]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

You're so poor.

[Akash Singh]

Don't call me poor.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are.

[Akash Singh]

No, my taste is good. That's what they call it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, so these guys are in jail? Two white passing Latinos are in jail for decades for killing a pedophile. Their pedophile enabler.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Dove]

Yeah, because they could have went to authorities, but instead, premeditated murder.

[Andrew Schultz]

How do they go to authorities?

[Akash Singh]

They also could have just driven away. They were like 20 years old.

[Dove]

Yeah, like they were in college.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, so what was the distance between the last assault?

[Akash Singh]

I think it stopped when they were like 15 or 16. Don't.

[Dove]

That's what I'm saying.

[Akash Singh]

Like, don't do that. Come on, don't do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, we'll let them do it.

[Akash Singh]

No, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Go.

[Akash Singh]

No, we're gonna lose. The Beacon is a beautiful venue.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don' it. Don't do it. What do you feel, Andrew? Are they identical twins?

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Dove]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, I would say identical. You just really need to hit one.

[Dove]

Wait, you said one is very handsome.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Do you like one of them?

[Akash Singh]

One is way more handsome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn, look at you. And the dad got a similar taste. Guys, I already told you this up top. But the Life tour Netflix special taping in New York City at the Beacon Theater goes on pre sale Thursday. Okay. Thursday at 10am Pre sale code is Andrew. Then the regular on sale is Friday, so get in the presale early. We don't want the bots to go buy things up. I want real people. I want real supporters. I want real fans out there for this real New York City experience. Yeah, go grab those immediately. That's Thursday. Thank you so much. Now this weekend I'm going to be in Salt Lake City. We added a second show, Reno. We also had a second show. San Jose, California. We also had a second show in Portland and then Honolulu, Hawaii. We are closing out the life tour there. December 20, 20, 21st. Anyway, thank you guys so much. David Schultz.com for tickets. Appreciate y'all. Peace.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey guys, Miles said that I should use Happiness is cuteness and say, don't you want to feed this dog? I'm gonna be honest. We sold more tickets this past weekend at Stress Factory than any comedy club in the history of in New Jersey has ever sold in history in one weekend. So. Shouts to y'all. They said we could add seven or eight more shows. We might do that soon. But here's the point. I got this cute ass dog and if I'm gonna leave him to go do shows, you gotta make it worth it. Come through. Richmond, Virginia, Funny bone. I'm gonna be there this weekend. Next weekend, Lexington, Kentucky, November 1st and 2nd. After that, 22nd and 23rd. I'm in Rochester. December 4th. I'm gonna do a one night show, Levittown, Long island at Governors. So hurry up and come through that. Hey, again, I didn't think you guys would like me before now that I had Donald J. Trump on the podcast, the 45th and maybe 47th president. I assume you'll be lining up fucking stampeding to come see one of the good ones. Also, December 6th and 7th, Albany. Get your tickets there at Akash Singh.com, also, fan bases, we're doing our thing. Come through. Check us out there. Love you, buddy.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you think they just fabricated the whole molestation shit because they're two crazy little fucks that killed their parents?

[Dove]

I think so. Because right after they kill their parents, they get the money, they start spending it like crazy.

[Akash Singh]

Oh yeah, they do go on a spending spree.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, what that gotta do? You can't spend a little money for getting diddled your whole life. Yeah, you gotta not diddle for 15 years. You gotta buy a Ferrari.

[Dove]

You gotta mourn. At least you gotta fake mourn.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, me and his mom did nothing about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to celebrate.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now you might got to go Richie Rich.

[Akash Singh]

And they did. They got Rolexes, they bought a Porsche. They got like floor seats to the Lakers.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't you deserve more? Like if you've been molested brutally, as you said your entire life until the age of 16 and when it just completely stopped. Why is that funny? Al? Al, why is that funny?

[Dove]

Because I don't believe it. That's why I comply.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you think that they're. Because here's the thing. This is actually really important for this discussion on the podcast about the venue change at the. This is very, very important. If. If they were molested in an aggravated fashion, as you were saying. Come on, Mark. Why can I not use a verb? No, why can I. Yeah. Why can I use an adjective to describe the molestation? If they were molested.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

At an astronomical rate. For the time. If they were.

[Mark Gagnon]

For the time.

[Andrew Schultz]

For the time. For the time. And there was nothing. Right. Like, this is. Like this is. You're just going. You know, no steroids, nothing. Like.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Regular appetite. Yes. Right. If this is horrible, we cannot joke around about it.

[Akash Singh]

No, but that's.

[Andrew Schultz]

If they were two absolutely psychopathic murderers that murdered their innocent parents, and on top of that, are then trying to destroy their legacy by calling them pedophiles and pedophile enablers, then these jokes are a lot of fun.

[Dove]

There you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

So we're in a very difficult situation right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Conundrum.

[Andrew Schultz]

What. How do you get out of this?

[Akash Singh]

Well, the courts are saying that the.

[Andrew Schultz]

Jokes are fine because the courts convicted them.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of murder and no pedophilia. Yep. Is there a way to test, like, the rings on their butthole.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

That.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like a tree.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, if you cut a tree in half, you know, how many years.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But is there a way to test the wrinkles?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. How many violent assaults?

[Andrew Schultz]

If they have. If they're more wrinkled out.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. For their age. Is it possible that.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a great question.

[Dove]

Is there statute limitations for that or.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's for sexual assault.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

A statue. What'd you say?

[Dove]

Statute of limitations.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, there's. There's. There used to be. I don't think there is now. For murder.

[Mark Gagnon]

Here's my. Honestly, statistically, two brothers, both murderous psychopaths with nothing happening to them seems a little crazy.

[Akash Singh]

That's the fact that they. The fact that they raise kids that are willing to kill them proves to me that they're bad parents.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, that's a good point, too.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, psycho kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

We've all heard of one. Psycho kid. Two brothers. Psycho. Kill the parents. If they're that psychopathic, something is off with the parents.

[Dove]

One didn't really want to do it. It was the other brother that kind of, like, nudged him.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, it's not fucking smoking a cigarette, man.

[Akash Singh]

It's killing your parents, both of them, with a shotgun.

[Dove]

Yeah, but then the first, the older brother who was getting diddled, started to, like, diddle the younger brother.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Dove]

According to Netflix, like, they were, like, a little flirty with each other. That's what Netflix implies.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, it's Ryan Murphy who did the show, so there's always.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is he hyperbolic? Is that what you're saying?

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Dove]

Look at them.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was Googling like, is this real? Is that real? They're kissing each other.

[Dove]

I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Something crazy.

[Dove]

I think it was a love triangle.

[Andrew Schultz]

Mark Jackson, basketball cart. Nick's who's in the shot. The Menendez brothers on the floor.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

So that card has been going up.

[Dove]

Up, up since who?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. You think after they killed their parents, they were running out of the house like that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Wrong guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, this. LJ did this, and then Mark Jackson started doing this.

[Akash Singh]

Very religious.

[Mark Gagnon]

He started doing the cross.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cross?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, wow, that's far.

[Andrew Schultz]

Remember when Mark Jackson said that he would knock the bottom out of LeBron's wife or something like that? What? Do you not say something crazy? It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen him.

[Mark Gagnon]

You think you're like, he must have misspoken.

[Andrew Schultz]

He goes, with all due respect, I would drop the bottom out of that. He. Something absolutely insane before you put that. He's not broadcasting no more because they can't trust him. This is a religious man. Wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Here it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm shocked. You downplay Savannah. He said she was All City James again from downtown, and I'd hit out the park, no question. With all due respect, he did listen. By the rules of this show.

[Akash Singh]

He hit him.

[Andrew Schultz]

With all due respect, by the rules of this show. Holy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy. Hit her out the park. What do you gotta do to a girl? That's LeBron's kid's mother. She sits there, front row. He just scored. She's not even paying attention to that. He's looking at Savannah. He'd hit her out the park. Al, with all due respect. With all due respect, how you hit someone's wife and the mother of their kids out the park, Respectfully. How do you do that? Respectfully.

[Akash Singh]

Takes a master, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

What position? I need to know the position. Mark Jackson, with all due respect to LeBron James. Yeah. Take a deep breath there.

[Mark Gagnon]

I still got diarrhea. I don't know what's going on with me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Why are you so sweaty?

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know what's going on. It just hitting the last half hour.

[Akash Singh]

What the hell?

[Mark Gagnon]

Y'all are all going to get sick. Probably. It's all good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, come on.

[Akash Singh]

Come on, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

You're special.

[Andrew Schultz]

We have children.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you already got me sick once.

[Mark Gagnon]

You don't even spend any time with your kids. What are you talking about?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, exactly, because I'm sick. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

That hurt when you said that right there. That hurt some troop behind it been so much. That's why I'm laying talking about you. Oh, that guy.

[Dove]

You're a good dad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, this guy missed Shifty's birthday, yo. Yeah, this guy missed Shifty's birthday, not.

[Dove]

Spend time with his kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Where was he?

[Akash Singh]

He was doing shows. I had to go be with my dead new kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy. Ain't that crazy? Yo, sing him Happy birthday right now, son. By yourself, Shifty. Sing Shifty happy birthday.

[Akash Singh]

It's not his birthday. When's your birthday?

[Dove]

Yo, this dumb motherfucker. It was a surprise party. And you know when the person's coming in for the surprise, you go, surprise. Motherfucker starts singing Happy Birthday.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then a whole fucking table for.

[Dove]

Some reason just starts singing Happy Birthday. And now we had to sing that shit like two, three times because of your dumbass.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that happened before. That is happening.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't know what to do in that moment. Yeah, I couldn't. But I didn't want there to not be noise when he walked in.

[Akash Singh]

Yes, you go, surprise.

[Andrew Schultz]

I forgot you were surprised. I was just so mad that the.

[Dove]

Rest of the table started singing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I did. I did rally the crowd it out, but it was like a slow cut. Gabby, I was a you. The hardest part of that whole evening was stopping to edit with Shifty around six so he could get to his own surprise birthday. Because we were editing up to around six and I'm like, oh, we could get this clip out if I push it, but we're gonna miss about an hour to set. But how good he at six, didn't I, Shifty?

[Akash Singh]

Okay, if he doesn't show up, what a good surprise. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

And I'm just sitting there like, oh, I wonder what he's doing. Probably a hard worker. Probably got important things to do. Show's going on sale. No big deal. Deal. Anyway, did you feel any guilt about missing shift? Because I told everyone you missed it because of your child, which is a reasonable excuse.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he also got drunk last week and just left his kid. Just went hung out with his brother, got super drunk.

[Andrew Schultz]

When are you gonna learn, bro? When are you gonna learn? You don't Learn nothing, bro. You can't get drunk.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

You have to go play paddle. Like I know you. I think I played paddle the day the baby got back.

[Akash Singh]

There you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cause my wife was like, ah. You know, right now she's gonna sleep for like 12 hours at a time. I clock that sentence and say a word, you don't say.

[Akash Singh]

So yeah, they sleep hella long.

[Andrew Schultz]

But go on a party, that your wife is gonna kill you for that one. I know she was upset. Cause I heard about it from my wife.

[Akash Singh]

There you go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I love this little train. I know Mark fucking up before. Mark tells me, my wife tells me immediately. And I love it when Mark fuck up. Cause I gang up on his ass so I look like the good husband.

[Mark Gagnon]

You gotta do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I gang up on him. What do make sure? Like, when you were at dinner, I made sure to talk to my. Supposed to have my back sore of it.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, he's probably at church. That's what you're supposed to say.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I say this. I said, babe, it was amazing that you came to dinner despite having a feed shy and just making sure Shifty really felt. I go, did you notice who wasn't there? I get all the points. I'm getting all the points also. Ah, man. Do you feel this way yet about being a dad?

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

We. We. We ain't.

[Mark Gagnon]

I L. He don't feel that yet, to be honest.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me get it out.

[Dove]

3 baby ts.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he was used to ain't.

[Dove]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, but like, okay, we've had this discussion about just being men in general. Like, I feel like if I don't cheat and I pay for things, everything else you need to be grateful for.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gravy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. It's like I am the greatest man that's ever existed.

[Akash Singh]

Yes. If I don't cheat, if I pay.

[Andrew Schultz]

For things, I'm allowed to pay for things. I. When he said it so matter of factly, I was like, wait, we all wrote that down. No one died. Except that man.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, you had this bit. I still tell these people it's from like 10 years ago. 12, 15 years ago. I remember you're on stage.

[Andrew Schultz]

I like how you add in years. Make sure emma no more.

[Akash Singh]

17 to 30 years ago.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but Jim.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, about 12 years ago, probably because I remember I lived with you at the time and we're at a show together and you were in a relationship and you're like, hey, I know I'm not supposed to feel like this, but you ever like, fellas, you Ever your girl be like, hey, can you take out the trash? And you don't say it, but in your head you're like, do you know how tired I am from not cheating on you all day, all day, exhausted?

[Andrew Schultz]

You want me to carry out the trash while I've been carrying around all this not pussy on my dick all day? Like that is that. Is that is. I think how we feel, but I think that's based on. On what we know about.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can tell you were fighting because, you know, sometimes you get upset. You just let it loose.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You never did it again. I was like, that's so good.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what's crazy about those sets is I'll get off stage, I'll be like, man, I murdered that. I'll go listen to the set. And I'd be like, I got some things I need to work because I bombed this set. But it felt good to get off my chest anyway. All right. When you have a kid there, like, I. I woke up last night when I got back from channel two nights ago, got back from shows, baby cried, I got you. You've been taking care of this baby all weekend. I got you. I'm putting her back to sleep the next night. Baby cries again, okay. My wife nudges me and she hits me with the, hey, you are so good at getting a baby.

[Dove]

You can't good.

[Andrew Schultz]

You did me too good. She gonna punish me for being nice. So she goes. She goes, do you think you should try to get him to sleep again? And I was like, oh, my God. Her to sleep again. I was like, oh, my God. I go, put her down. She wakes up a little bit later, I put her down again. But that is the exact concern I had. If I'm too good at putting her down, I'm going to have to do it all the time.

[Akash Singh]

We have a term for this. It's called strategic incompetence.

[Andrew Schultz]

My dad was perfect in it. And I thought that he had dementia. I thought it was dementia this whole time. It's not. You still think he has that? I think he's been making this up. I'm waiting for one day. He just looks at me like, God damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

What was that?

[Akash Singh]

What was that?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know what I did. Okay, so there this. Okay, go on that, go on that.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. You empty the dishwasher and you put everything in the wrong place. The dishes go in the shower. And then she goes, you can't put dishes in the shower. You go, oops, did I do that?

[Dove]

She told me about this shit years ago. And I was like, let me just do it.

[Akash Singh]

And you go, I can do it. She goes, no, no, no, you can't do it. Do it. You go, what do you mean? And then she does it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, it's brilliant.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sometimes these old dudes got it worked out.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I'm saying, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I. Okay, so. So real quick, within.

[Dove]

This is crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Real, real quick, real quick, because I need some advice about this one. The next day, I did three wake ups in a row. So I haven't stopped calculating that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, that's five wake up. Six wake ups at this point.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's. Wait, wait, go on.

[Mark Gagnon]

One, then two, then three in a row. That's six.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no, no, no. I just.

[Dove]

He was three in a row.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's it. That.

[Akash Singh]

That was good, boy.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought.

[Akash Singh]

Bring that up.

[Dove]

He was trying to do some girl math.

[Akash Singh]

And then two, and then three. That's. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. All right. So I'm trying to, like, you know, broach the subject in the least toxic way possible, which is clearly just gaslighting her into thinking that she up.

[Akash Singh]

Nice.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. So when she woke me up to put the baby to sleep the second night, I said, she's like, can you do it? I said, fine. Okay. I did say fine. Okay. So the next day, I said, hey, by the way, you know, when I said fine yesterday, did that make you feel, you know, away or anything like that? And I'm looking for her to be like, no, I was just so grateful that you put the baby down three times in a row.

[Mark Gagnon]

What the fuck are you thinking?

[Andrew Schultz]

But it says, she hit me with.

[Mark Gagnon]

With.

[Andrew Schultz]

She hit me with. I forgive you. You were probably tired. I said, we are fighting this morning. Let's get better. You could have just touched that. I know. I apologize. This afternoon, I realized the.

[Akash Singh]

The.

[Andrew Schultz]

The wrongs in my ways this afternoon.

[Akash Singh]

Now if he didn't set at the lantern, though. Yeah, if you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Okay.

[Akash Singh]

If you were able to go with a village lantern, though, and get it off your chest and bomb for eight minutes, then think about how good everything would be.

[Mark Gagnon]

I should have known. You texted us. Sorry, boys, I'm on my way now. And I still was like, it don't take that long to walk over here. This has been like 20 minutes since I had.

[Andrew Schultz]

We had to have a nice recovery, you know, I had to take some accountability, you know, it was good. We had a good session.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's having to take accountability.

[Dove]

I hate that because he came in kind of calm and stuff. If he ain't get it out before.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah.

[Dove]

It would have been a different.

[Mark Gagnon]

Y'all would be fighting right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Gonna get out on somebody.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, I forgive you.

[Dove]

You'd be like, yo, Netflix, I forgive you.

[Akash Singh]

Bam. It's fine. It's fine, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

You have to do what you have to do. You had to do what you have to do.

[Akash Singh]

But the kids sleep so much now that, like, I feel there's nothing to do. I take him for walks. That's my thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you gotta get out the house.

[Akash Singh]

And I take. I take pride in putting him to sleep because anytime he starts crying, she's like. She's crying. I don't know what's going on. I go, I got this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Give me this.

[Akash Singh]

I'm strapped in my chest. I go for a walk. The second we go outside, he falls asleep. I think it's the fumes, the cars, and it just knocks him out. And then we walk around for two hours. I go on the phone and I just talk to people, go on Reddit, Instagram, scroll around. And I come home. Yeah, it's fire and it's great. And then she's like, wow, you're great.

[Mark Gagnon]

Excuse to ignore your wife.

[Akash Singh]

That's my point.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to get out the house, bro. You got to get out the house. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And I tell her, I said, hey, right now. I feel like you're in a spot where it's waking him up. He can smell you. You know what I mean? So you got to let me go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you up with that?

[Akash Singh]

Let me go to the rest. Let me go to be out with my friend. Friends with the kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

They love to do that. They love to act like. They love to act like. They. They can't get them down because the. The baby smells the milk. Maybe you're not as nice as me. Did you think about that?

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hey, hey. Did you think about that one? Maybe little baby crawls in daddy's arms and it's night night because I'm nice with it.

[Dove]

No, he was really good yesterday. He's doing a little over anything on your shoulders. She's just giggling. Laughing.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Side eye.

[Andrew Schultz]

About to get my kid's head chopped off by a ceiling fan because I debated on my shoulders. Listen, I do think it's important that we have this Yankees, Dodgers, World Series. I do think it's important that we discuss. First of all, New York wins no matter what. The Dodgers are from New York, Brooklyn.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

So New York wins no matter what. Let's just call it what it is, okay? But obviously we're going for the Yankees, not those sellouts that left those pussy. Okay. Those turncoats that ran over to the west coast when got rough, they should have just ran down to Miami. That's what real New Yorkers do.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come back in five months.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you come back in five months with a nice tan, ready to get after it. Okay, Yankees obviously taking this. I understand they got Godzilla. What's the guy's name? The guy. I understand the guy. Shohei Otani. I don't know why I thought it was different.

[Akash Singh]

He's just a Japanese guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's a baseball. I think Dove.

[Dove]

They got Yao Ming on a team, too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, they. They do.

[Dove]

Yeah. I mean, they do. Fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

They also have Aaron Judge.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's y'all. That's the Yankees.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I'm talking about the Yankees. Oh, yeah. Aaron Judge is not black.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

He's half, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't think so.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, he's half black.

[Dove]

I thought he was Obama.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought. I thought he was, too. And then I saw his mom is white, Right? And then I thought I saw.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's usually how that goes.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, I thought I saw the dad as well. And then the dad looked white. Is he. I.

[Akash Singh]

Maybe that's the dad that stepped up. We gotta look.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that's a shitty situation. Well, he was adopted.

[Dove]

Stepped up. No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, he was adopted by. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's awesome. Dude. What a. Speaking of home runs, imagine you adopt a kid and then he turns into a pro athlete.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the blind side. But, like, the real version, the pure version. You weren't doing it so he would join an SEC team. You were doing it because you actually really love that kid.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, that's crazy. He's so. According to this, he's biracial, but he was not told that he was adopted until he was 11 years old.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Akash Singh]

He just happened. He just happened to be 65 in black and be like, why don't I feel like I look like my.

[Andrew Schultz]

Clifford.

[Akash Singh]

The Big Red Dog? It's like, yeah, you're a little different, Aaron. You know, you're having to be 65 in black.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, shout out. Out Aaron Judge.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

And the Yankees. Yankees. We taking this. And Sodo, in how many games? Dove doesn't want it, but in how many games?

[Dove]

I think we might sweep.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it's a sweet, bro.

[Dove]

Yeah, I think it's sweet.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think it's.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think six is a safe guess.

[Akash Singh]

You think the Doyers are Gonna get.

[Andrew Schultz]

Have you seen sh. This season? Huh? Have you seen sh. This? Yeah, I've seen him this season.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, 50, 50 is crazy.

[Akash Singh]

You can only pitch one.

[Andrew Schultz]

So apparently 30.

[Mark Gagnon]

30 is impressive. 40 40s, unheard of. He 50. 50. 50 home runs, 50 stolen baseball basis 4040 was like historic.

[Andrew Schultz]

And have you seen him destroy Tokyo? That I think way more impressive than getting 50 home runs. I saw that man trample on a building.

[Akash Singh]

That's why they call him the Dodgers because Al tried to punch him on the subway and they had to flee to la. Isn't that crazy?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's up that you did that made the whole team cold.

[Dove]

Oh yeah. For the Yankees, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I bring back AJ we do have to ramp back for this. For this series. We do have to unfortunately bring it back.

[Dove]

We apologize in advance. We're going to say some racist but.

[Andrew Schultz]

It'S just until we sweep.

[Dove]

It's only until we win. Win. Then it's like all respect the you've.

[Akash Singh]

Been going crazy though. It's been too much.

[Dove]

I mean I'm getting ready.

[Akash Singh]

He called the bullpen in internment camp. Like that's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't toler that he did so racist. This is all that is really racist. Damn. Anyway, hopefully we'll think of some more jokes. But the point that I'm trying to is right now stake is the leader in global betting. In US social casinos, you could bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. So just know that when you're betting on the World Series, obviously for the Yankees, not for the ops, not for the bad guys. Okay. When you're betting for the Yankees, you know that the Yankees have no immigrants on our team.

[Akash Singh]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on, let me say that. Let me say that again. Did you know the Yankees have no immigrants on our team?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey, you know where Trump just was? In the barbershop in the Bronx.

[Andrew Schultz]

Where do the Yankees play?

[Mark Gagnon]

The Bronx, baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly.

[Dove]

We might lose now.

[Akash Singh]

Oswaldo Cabrera, American born.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Juan Soto, American.

[Mark Gagnon]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

Juan Soto.

[Andrew Schultz]

All these guys are naturalized Americans. Once you can throw at least 90 miles per hour with location, you become American. That everybody knows that about this country. We are incredibly accepting country. Bring us your hungry, bring us your weak, bring us your left handers. They just throw fast. This is in the bylaws. This is in the bylaws. So steak is the place where you're gonna go put your money on the Yankees, the greatest baseball team in history. Or you could put it on the doors if you want.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And lose dozens of dollars.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hell yeah.

[Akash Singh]

If you want to.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you wanted to do that, you technically can over at stake, but you don't have to. You know, just think about a certain harvest armor.

[Akash Singh]

Feels racial. What feels racial?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm talking about the Boston Tea Party when we threw the.

[Akash Singh]

Where the Yankees stepped up and dumped the tea. And who loves tea more than Japanese people? Thank you, Mark.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, guys. Why do you always jump to the worst, most racist part instead of the most historically accurate one?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's up Japanese dumping tea. They're like, no, don't do it.

[Akash Singh]

It. What? Thought I was going to do an accent. You racist. Tell me about the gift basket. Tell him.

[Mark Gagnon]

If you, if you do this, you.

[Akash Singh]

Get a gift basket.

[Dove]

I need out of this one.

[Akash Singh]

So amazing gift basket.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's get back to the show right now. All right, we're back. I. I need to bring up something. I think the best documentarian alive right now now is a guy named Chris Smith. He has, he's the guy who did the Vince McMahon doc the to right now.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah. Did Fire Jim and Andy.

[Andrew Schultz]

He did Tiger King.

[Akash Singh]

Tiger king.

[Andrew Schultz]

He did 100 foot wave. I don't know if you guys saw that one. Was incredible. 100 foot wave is like spectacular. So these guys are seeking to, to ride 100 foot wave. Right. And the. They're these big wave surfers. They get towed in. You should probably see it. And there's this wave in Portugal, Nazare. I'm probably mispronouncing it, but essentially what happens is because of the Nazare Bay is, is created over millions of years, these two swells come together, they create these gigantic peaks and you can serve the biggest waves in the world there. Anyway, this guy. Okay, this is what's so impressive about like documentaries that are fantastic. You have to create a story that you cannot control. Yeah, you can control to a certain extent, but like you're using what people are telling you. Right, right. You, you can't change their words. And I'm watching this Vince McMandock and I went into it as someone who, like, I, I watched wrestling when I was young, but I wasn't like the biggest wrestling fan. Like I got caught up a little bit with the Rock or whatever. Like when I was younger you maybe Hogan and what is it? The ultimate warrior or whatever. Obviously always love the Undertaker. The Undertaker is just like iconic to me. It's almost like bigger than wrestling.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I'm watching this documentary and I first of all One episode in. It's the best documentary on TV right now. Please, everybody go watch this fucking thing. It's absolutely amazing. I wish I watched wrestling because it is such a beautiful distillation of whatever is happening in American culture at the time.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because it's a mirror on purpose. They're reflecting the trends that are happening and then showcasing them in a little bit more cartoonish way. Obviously, obviously, through the wrestling I always looked at, I was like, is this like an athletic thing? Is this. Yeah. People believe it's real, at least when I was younger. But then it's not. Or whatever. It has nothing to do whether it's real or not. It's these storylines that they put together and literally turning it. There's this saying, everything is wrestling. I didn't even understand until I was watching this documentary. Doing the most. Sometimes it's salacious, sometimes it is the most seductive, sometimes the most evil. Sometimes it's the most heroic thing at the time. And long term thinking, you have to set up a WrestleMania months prior.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And watching the way that they would reflect culture, understand what the people wanted, and knowing that if people are upset vocally, it's just as good. Good is if they're happy vocally. If they're cheering or booing, it's the same.

[Dove]

It's like soap operas for men.

[Andrew Schultz]

Facts.

[Dove]

Because you have to keep the story going. You have to keep them engaged. You have to have your peaks in your.

[Akash Singh]

Vince is willing to do anything.

[Andrew Schultz]

He is willing to do anything. There's a great. There's a great line in it where he says. Somebody says about him. They're like, the only person that Vince has been loyal to his entire life is the business.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. He doesn't own the business.

[Andrew Schultz]

The business owns him. I compel you all to go watch this documentary.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Give it one episode and tell me that you do not tee up that second one. I know that you guys have seen it. I don't know if you finished it yet. Yeah, you finished it. You just. First episode.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. What are your takes so far?

[Dove]

What.

[Andrew Schultz]

What are things you didn't know about wrestling? Like what?

[Akash Singh]

I've been looking for a doc like this for, like, two years. I was, like, googling like, wrestling docs and watching, like, wrestling docs on YouTube like, that people put together. I didn't realize that this was, like, in production. And then I love that it explains the history of wrestling and all the arcs. Like, it's not just about Vince. It's the entirety of WWF slash WWE through the Viewpoint of the guy, the creator of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I kind of goes back to the adage, like, great men are hardly ever good men because he is simultaneously both. He's like, an absolute genius and, like, probably the greatest promoter of all time ever. And also, like, a true addict to, like, his proclivities. And like. Like, he becomes the character.

[Andrew Schultz]

And he talks about that about other. I don't want to give up too much. But, like, there's a moment where he talks about how sometimes other wrestlers will start to believe that they are the.

[Dove]

Character and not realizing that he became it.

[Andrew Schultz]

And. And what. What I thought was so good about this guy who does the doc, Chris Smith, is that, you know how in wrestle, it's like the DOC almost mirrors wrestling. Wrestling in wrestling, there'll be these heels that sometimes will turn baby face or face face is like good guy heels, bad guy. He does that with the wrestlers in the dock. You're rooting for Vince.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

Then he's the heel. You're rooting against him. Then he switches. It makes you. And like. And I'm watching it, like, assessing my emotional connection to the different characters. And you get honest shit in this. Like, Hulk Hogan admits to snitching on all the other wrestlers when they were trying to unionize against Vince. And he goes, yeah, I went and told Vince they were all trying to unionize.

[Akash Singh]

And then he later turns on Vince and sells him out, goes to WCW.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then comes back. And Vince knows that's the best thing if he comes back.

[Akash Singh]

That was actually an interesting point that Vince doesn't look betrayal in return as him, like, giving in. He sees it as a power thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That no matter what you say about me, you always come back.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And that's so interesting because I never saw.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was like the ultimate victory. Yeah. You came crawling back. Whatever it is. That's the ultimate sign of. Of power and dominance.

[Dove]

Danny looks at just what's good for business.

[Andrew Schultz]

It doesn't matter.

[Dove]

It doesn't matter. One of the chicks sued him. They paid out. And then they brought her back just because now she got raidens. Like, that is nuts.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, the storylines with his family, I would hold it, like, the fact that he's like, okay, I'm gonna put my daughter in. She's now a wrestler. And, like, she's a part storylines. And they're all calling her a. Thousands of people in this arena. And then he looks over and just.

[Andrew Schultz]

Goes, bro, there's a guy.

[Dove]

Perfect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sorry. Go. Alcohol.

[Dove]

Just piggybacking off that, like, I Thought he was already off. Like, you see it happening throughout the dock. But when one of the story lines was he was going to say that he slept with his daughter.

[Andrew Schultz]

He impregnated her.

[Dove]

Impregnated daughter for a storyline, I'm like, yo, this guy. Guy is next level.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he's great.

[Dove]

I, I loved it because I was a bit more of a wrestling guy. Like, I probably had like maybe a five to ten year period where I was like in it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I had like a two year. I was like, really in it. And then when you said male soap opera, I remember I missed like two episodes.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then you're.

[Mark Gagnon]

And I didn't care anymore. And I was like, oh, it's a male soap opera. Yeah, I'm good. But the way they tell when my brother, when he broke down the Cody Rhodes getting the belt from Roman Reigns, it was like a multi year on arc. And then it paid off in a way that everybody was so thrilled about. It's like, wow, that is, I mean, perfect storytelling.

[Andrew Schultz]

Perfect.

[Dove]

Like having Undertaker undefeated for every Wrestlemania. And then the first time he lost, that was like traumatic. That was like, I can't believe what's happening right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you remember going through that line?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dove]

Like, that was nuts. I'm like, no, this can't happen. Like, I was flustered. I'm like, that shit works good. He's good.

[Andrew Schultz]

He understands how to evoke that emotion and reflect what the people are feeling. Like when he becomes the big bad billionaire owner. It's at a time when American workers were really starting to resent these successful people who are holding them down. And they didn't feel the confidence in the American dream that they might have felt a decade prior. A decade prior, they might have felt, maybe I could be fucking Hulk Hokan. I can go out there, rip my shirt off. Like, I wonder if there's some of this reflects American economy and opportunity. But like to be able, able to understand that and go, oh, they hate me because I'm the boss that makes these horrible decisions and I don't care about the working man or the people.

[Akash Singh]

That love Stone Cold.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't see the rejection of the Authority.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I didn't realize. It's like growing up, everyone had awesome 316 like bumper stickers and shirts. You just see it everywhere. Like where I grew up in Florida.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And now that I'm understanding what he represented. Yeah, I do get it so much.

[Dove]

If I'm not mistaken, it was around the period where it was like the 1% 99 they were doing all those.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

So it's like, he. Like you said, this is going on in reality, and he just amplifies it. And he didn't mind being the absolute boogeyman. He's like, I'll take it.

[Akash Singh]

He.

[Andrew Schultz]

I will take the heat. You can hate me all you want. And most people can't check that ego. Someone even said this to us about fighters entering the ring. Like, it's very hard for a fighter to be a heel. Something I've always credited Jake about.

[Mark Gagnon]

Chael might have said this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Chaos, probably. He's like, these fighters come to the ring, and we want to be cheered. It's hard to be booed, but if you are booed like crazy, you can make crazy money.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it is emotionally too much weight for the fighter to hold. I think that's something that you got to give Jake credit for. Like, yeah, he can be hated. Yeah, it's a superpower.

[Akash Singh]

That was an interesting moment, seeing how the Rock turned his entry into, like, praise, like, by ultimately addressing and sort of confronting the ridicule and the booze. Lose. Like, it's just a good lesson. Like, yeah, he. They're getting. He's getting shoved down the throats of the fans. They hate it. They hate that he's some legacy guy, that everything was given to him because.

[Andrew Schultz]

It looks like nepotism.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's handed to him, and then he.

[Akash Singh]

Acknowledges it and calls, like, a respect thing and then kind of turns heel.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shut your candy ass up.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And they like it.

[Akash Singh]

They love and they love it. It's like, just such a good lesson. Like, oh, if you're in that position, like, there's. You can look at wrestling as kind of a template for, like, how to deal with the criticism.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can look at Wrestling for a 10 template for entertainment in general, and some people just end up doing it authentically. Like, it just. It is so pure to them, I think, like, the. The fighting version of Stone Cold. This is going to seem a little bit derivative, but, like a Nate Diaz. I do whatever I want. I'm gonna. You know, I'm gonna. Also, Nate and Shawb are beefing right now, which is wild to see if that turns out. Yeah. But, like. But I mean, imagine they actually fight. Sh Was a big boy. Yeah, that's. Yeah. But this idea that, like, Nate has always been beloved because he's always been rebellious. I do what I want. I'll smoke weed. You. I'm going out there. I'm choking you out. I don't give a. Yeah. And he hasn't presented to us as some multi billionaire who's made all this money fighting, and now we resent his life and his success.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway, I. I would go watch this. There's.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's one question.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sorry.

[Mark Gagnon]

Did he become the character or was he always a character? And we're being a little sympathetic saying he's something I think he becomes.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought about this. I think what happens is. I think what happens is, like, the character is always, like, a part of you, and it might be like a quiet part of your personality that you can tap into. Right. And then the positive reinforcement gives you more confidence in leaning into that part.

[Akash Singh]

Of you that I think even just that question is more profound than, you know, because he modeled the character after his father. So was it an inevitability that he would just always end up like his father? And him creating that character, was that just a faster pipeline to becoming that, or is that ultimately why he did it, because he became the character that he modeled after his dad?

[Dove]

Also, like, I see a lot of eerie similarities with Trump. Like, he has a son that's always just wanted love from him that he.

[Akash Singh]

Would never give love.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Like, just a lot of similar things.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

His dad just. He's getting the beaten out of him every day by his stepdad, and his dad never acknowledges it. Just kind of pats him on the back when he meets him.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Anybody?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, there's. I mean, yeah, there's some awesome moments where, like, his. Yeah, you got to watch it. It is.

[Akash Singh]

And wrestling fans are listening to this, being like, duh.

[Andrew Schultz]

I understand that we're late and I want to talk to some wrestlers actually about this. Like, there's a guy on it, Cody Rhods, that you see in it, and you had spoken. You've done this, like, great breakdown of, like, what his arc had been.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But he's really fascinating because his father was also a wrestler. But he seems to have this. It's almost like a bird's eye view of it all. Like, he's almost kind of like, fluent in wrestling because he grew up in it just like Vince did. Like, Vince's dad was a promoter. I had no clue. He took over the business. He bought it. He bought his dad out.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

So knowing that kind of like, what? Oh, this is how it works. This is the business. How do you succeed within the business? Like, I want to know what the Cody did politically to sell Vince on him winning. That's also, like, you got to know on the come up, what do I need to do in order to get that belt. I need the fans to either not want me to have it at all or be really rooting for me. Because Vince's decision ain't about, oh, I like him. He's sweet, he's talented. It's, what does that fucking audience want?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Or what would they hate the most? Yeah.

[Dove]

Done hooking. He hooked his daughter up with Triple H. That was just supposed to be a storyline, and that became their real life and, like, kind of forced the marriage because they needed a marriage storyline for the show.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, it's crazy.

[Dove]

Crazy. It's really crazy. And a great thing about this doc is that they started it before the shit came out about Vince. And then the last two episodes, it's after the shit came out about Vince. And so it's like, wow. You see all the stuff that people are saying. Like, no, he's like, everybody except Vince was saying, nah, that's kind of him. Vince is in denial. And then you hear all the stuff that happens, like, oh, shit, that really wasn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, credit the wrestlers on it. They are brutally honest.

[Dove]

Honest y.

[Akash Singh]

And so good. I mean, you get why they're the greatest. You see why Vince was like, yeah, you're going to run the ring.

[Andrew Schultz]

Every one of them is cutting a pro promo while they're talking. It's not like some awkward, nervous person in a documentary like, oh, my God, what will the world say? What? I have to. They are soaking it up.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. So we got to talk to. I mean. Yeah, yeah, we got to talk.

[Akash Singh]

We need Stone Cold.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo. Stone Cold.

[Akash Singh]

Because I was watching this, I was like, oh, yeah. This would have been my favorite guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, he was awesome.

[Akash Singh]

He just.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stone Cold rock. Such a run. Such a run.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what's funny is that my folks had a small business, right? They taught dance lessons. But I think that that frames your view of the world a little bit where it's like, I. I didn't care for Stone Cold rebelling against the business owner. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh, I guess he's like a Texas guy drinking the beers and do like. But it wasn't to me, like, the most rebellious thing I didn't empathize with.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude. What's weird, this is like the. My brother watched, like, a wrest tape, and it was one. I think they decided to turn Stone Cold face.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

And so I. The thing that got. It was like a submission match. And that guy, Breath of Hitman Hard, would, like, never lost submission Match, whatever. So Stone Cold is like bleeding. He must cut his head open. He's bleeding. Refuses to quit. Refuses to quit. And that's when people are like, oh, I love that guy. So they make it about not even him rebelling. That makes you like him. His. He refuses to give up. He refuses surrender. I love that. And then all this other stuff is also awesome too.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now I love all the other stuff because I get that guy at his heart. It's like a save the cat moment.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

We're like, at that guy. At his heart is a. He's a guy who will never quit. He will never give in. He's a fighter.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I want to be that guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

And I want to be that guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's. I mean. Oh, just there's. There's these moments where he has this line. He talks about, he goes, he talks about the belt. He goes. They don't. The belt isn't theirs, meaning the champions. It's my. My belt. And sometimes the champions don't want to give up the belt. So he needs to devise situations where unbeknownst to them, they lose that belt because it's not theirs. Yeah, but he can't just strip them because then the audience will be furious. You know, you gotta, you gotta watch this thing.

[Akash Singh]

I also love seeing Vince's failures. I think that's like really helpful. Xfl like seeing like this restaurant in Times Square, like all these different ventures that he does that don't work. And he's like, yeah, it's fine. Just wake up the next day. I, I'm moving on to the next thing. By the time this thing is going, I don't even know if it worked or not. I'm just moving on. Like, he's just so locked in on the process and loves the process. He does not dwell on any failure.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, there's a whole episode where WCW comes out and this guy Eric Bischoff is the guy who runs it and it starts to dominate.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Akash Singh]

And 83 weeks.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, 83 weeks.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And it's like they talk about what's going on and you start to really sympathize and empathize for Vince minutes. Like, what the is going on? And the adjustments that WCW made to be successful, the adjustments that WWE made. Like Vince, I mean, even says he's like, this is a talent driven business and he's still trying to find talent. He's still trying to find it. He's like, where is the. Like, he's still cure. And then all Of a sudden, lightning strikes stone cold. Yeah. The Rock.

[Akash Singh]

John Cena.

[Andrew Schultz]

John Cena. Cena, yeah. Like, yeah. But anyway, masterful storytelling and the most brutally honest. Like these wrestlers, I think outside the Undertaker, it almost felt like none of them were. You know, sometimes people like won't speak because they feel guilty talking about a friend or something like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you get that sense from anybody?

[Akash Singh]

Triple H is his son in law and he's like. And he's like being honest, like, yeah, Vince is this way. He's that way, like just being real. It's awesome.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I wonder.

[Dove]

Imagine that's probably them holding back. That's probably them holding back a little bit. So that was Psycho doing crazy.

[Akash Singh]

But then you hear about him paying for people's chemo for their wives and being a father figure to DA DA and making everyone money.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you're like, I kind of like this guy. Like. Anyway, watch it. I want to talk to this Cody Rhodes guy. He's. He's interesting. That would be fire. Cody, get on the pod. Yeah, Cody, we need you on the pod to explain wrestling to us idiots.

[Akash Singh]

And show us some work, bro. I'm gonna try and get Chokes land through a tape.

[Dove]

Oh, okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

What do you know what you made it like sexual.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What? You guys don't know wrestling? That's what it called it.

[Dove]

I don't think they do that. I don't think they call it that.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it's. It's a. It's a work.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You guys don't know wrestling. I feel like I'm talking like plea. Like you guys don't.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sounds like you want to get Exactly.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, no, it's a work.

[Dove]

Yeah, I think.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway. Yeah, we got to get our wrestling up also. Yeah. Army. If there's any other people you think that have like really good takes on this specific documentary, let us know because I want to talk to them too. What else we got, my boys. 14 days left, guys. We swayed the election. Sorry. Yeah, you know, know it is what it is. Alex, which way do we sway it? I don't know. You'll never know.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think we'll find out soon.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you guys think?

[Mark Gagnon]

I. Dude, I keep. Again, I keep seeing like people say if you look at the electro map, she's not. She's going to win. Trump's not going to win. He. She's going to run away with it. I think FA or Cassetta sent us a link and it all kind of makes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Send us a link of a guy saying like he broke it. Down.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. But it seems like the energy is completely with Trump.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cuban hit me up, and he's like, young dudes don't get out there and vote. She's going to win easily. But then you see the energy online, and you're like, whoa, there's been a resurgence. And he's had some good moments this week. Like, the McDonald's shit was. Yeah, that shit was great.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, great. I was in.

[Dove]

It was that great.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just the visual of a president. President serving fries and McDonald's. And also, like anything he does, he reacts purely to, you know how like. Like, one of the great things about Stand up is, like, you can give, you can act. Hopefully you do it authentically. And if you can't, you can try your best to recreate that authenticity with how you would react in the moment to these stories that you're telling or these things. Right.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Very few people react in the moment to stuff how they feel, because there's a concern at a cost of it. And I think the. The reason why Trump is so entertaining is because he is genuinely reacting in the moment to how he feels every single time he approaches stimulus.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So when he did that roast thing, if the joke was bad, he's like, that was a nasty. Like that. He's not going, oh, if it bombs, I'm gonna say this. Yeah, he is reacting in the moment.

[Akash Singh]

He's in the middle of a setup. Someone interrupts him, and he addresses. Addresses it, and he's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to the joke. Like, he's, like, completely aware of everything that's happening at all times.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. And. And, yeah, so it's like, you can't not watch. And then when you see somebody who's trying to, like, orchestrate the perfect version of an interview, it comes across a little bit authentic or just boring.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, now that can be horrible because you can say horrible things, because some of us have horrible reactions to. This podcast is an example of it. We constantly react in the moment to things and then go, whoa, that was.

[Akash Singh]

A little w. Also reacted to things in the moment. A little wild.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Haiti is a shithole country. Like, all right, well, that's.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a little crazy to say.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, it's a very authentic reaction. You nailed it. But it is a little crazy for a president.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's authentic.

[Akash Singh]

It's not right, but it's how he felt.

[Dove]

So why is this good? To me, this is, like, stage bullshit.

[Andrew Schultz]

But watching him in the environment.

[Mark Gagnon]

So I didn't like that they shut down the McDonald's. First of all, this is crazy. This is where my wife grew up. I've been to that, like the shopping center where this McDonald's is really feast trivial. Yeah, it's. That's like five minutes from her dad's house. Hilarious. But they shut it down, which I was initially critical of, but then FA brought up a good point, which is as many assassination attempts of there as there have been, you can't have. You can't have just a open drive through. And anybody in Philly made complete sense.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way.

[Dove]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

They shut down whole golf courses for any president to golf ever. Like, you'll lose your bro. We were doing shows in Cincinnati this weekend and J.D. vance was in town, cuz he lives over there. And they shut down the whole highway for J.D. vance.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're not even talking about the guy who they're actually trying to kill.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So shutting down the McDonald's is not that crazy idea. Okay, let's just see the. The react.

[Akash Singh]

They ask him what his favorite thing on the menu is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mr. Trump, what's your favorite thing to order at McDonald's?

[Miles]

I like it all. I like every ounce of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everything.

[Miles]

But I do like the franchise where I'll be working.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at him.

[Akash Singh]

He's just a cartoon character.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everything he does is funny.

[Miles]

Never even touch it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Huh? That's thousands of people.

[Akash Singh]

Look at this. Hello, how are you? What a beautiful.

[Dove]

Look at him flaring this up. Perfect looking person. That is crazy.

[Miles]

Thank you very much. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

No compliments for the mom at all. None.

[Akash Singh]

I think he's tired. I think he's kind of tired and just doesn't give a anymore.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, that's kind of.

[Akash Singh]

That's kind of my feeling. And it's more attractive and it's going.

[Andrew Schultz]

To work better for him not giving a. About the most important job in the world.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I think he's kind of tired. I think he's. He's old and it's been a lot and it's been a long time that he's been fighting. His ego is so tied up into it that he feels like he has to keep going. But there's a little part of him that's like, I just want to golf with my granddaughter. I don't feel like fighting every single day.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't see like answering the same stupid questions every single day.

[Akash Singh]

But if he doesn't win, then he might face legal troubles in the last, you know, 10, 15 years of his life. And that's gonna Suck.

[Dove]

Now you talking.

[Akash Singh]

But I'm saying that would be shitty for him. So he's like, okay, I've win. I can kind of ameliorate some of those problems. I lose and my ego takes a hit, but I can just go golf.

[Andrew Schultz]

I also does want to win. Like.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, because he's a winner. He has a winner's mentality.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I think that he's. I think he's just bored of the process.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So he's at the point where he said he's done so many interviews, and they ask him the same thing every single time. And it's so predictable that he's just like, can we have some fun? Can I just serve some fries at a McDonald's?

[Mark Gagnon]

That makes sense.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Can we. Can we just listen some music on stage? Bring some other people on stage. Let's, like, have them talk, and we'll chop it up about them. The Al Smith dinner. He's like, ping it up with Chuck Schumer, who's supposed to be his mortal enemy. He's not literally, like, I think they've been friends for decades, but Chuck is, like, the leader of the Democratic Party. Right. And he's pinged up. He's. I like. He's a good guy. I shouldn't say it. I gave him his first check. He's a good guy. I should never say this, but I like this guy. If I would say that he had a few glasses of wine, if I didn't know that he doesn't drink, it was that kind of looseness above about being president is just rare, you know?

[Akash Singh]

Okay, so this is. He did it.

[Dove]

I can see it.

[Akash Singh]

He did it because Kamala said that she works at McDonald's.

[Mark Gagnon]

And he just flat out was like, I don't believe you.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's like, I'm going to work at McDonald's longer than you say you did.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You actually have worked at McDonald's now. This is now.

[Miles]

I have worked at McDonald's. I've now worked for 15 minutes more than your resume. Never work here.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why would she lie about that? Something like that.

[Akash Singh]

Put on your Resume.

[Miles]

Worked at McDonald's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why would she lie about that? Why?

[Miles]

Because she's lying.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a legend.

[Akash Singh]

Anyway, he's got some others you want to watch.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let see what else we got.

[Miles]

Kamala was skipping the Al Smith dinner. I'd really hope that she would come because we can't get enough of hearing her beautiful laugh. She laughs like crazy. We would recognize at any place in this room. And all polls are Indicating I'm leading big with the Catholic vote. As I should be. As I should. But I don't think Kamala has given up yet. She hasn't. Instead of attending tonight, she's in Michigan receiving communion from Gretchen Whitmer.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why is that funny? I don't get that one.

[Akash Singh]

I don't really get it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I thought. I thought it was going to be like her laugh as she sounds like a devil or whatever. Like a witch laugh or something. That's what she.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. Gretchen Whitmer is the governor of.

[Miles]

Chuck Schumer is here.

[Akash Singh]

Governor of Michigan.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is she the governor?

[Akash Singh]

Senator?

[Dove]

I'm not sure.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought governor, but she was big, Gretch.

[Akash Singh]

They tried. They tried to kidnap her.

[Andrew Schultz]

She was. Yeah, Governor. I think a Democrat. Got it.

[Akash Singh]

This is the. The Chuck Schumer one.

[Miles]

Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. This looks to them. But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke your party has become, if Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president.

[Dove]

Crazy. Just called you a right to your face. It's crazy. That is.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love that they do this. I'm actually bummed Kama didn't do it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was always bummed when the Trump.

[Mark Gagnon]

Didn'T go to the White House correspondence.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. It's just such a great tradition. Obviously we're biased because we're comedians, but to see the most powerful people in your country get humbled publicly, it's a pretty awesome tradition.

[Dove]

But they're running. And I think she wants to use every minute to try to be foot on the ground talking with the people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I get the decision. But also, this has been historic. People have gone and done this thing. The people running for president have gone, done this.

[Mark Gagnon]

Don't. I feel like this gets seen by so many people if you do a good job. Yeah. Obama. I remember having some bangers in his. And it's like, yeah, this gets seen by millions and millions of people.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I guess they're being really targeted. I agree with you. I would go for what everybody's going to end up seeing. But I think their strategy is we need 5,000 people in this district of Wisconsin to come out. And if I go to that target and speak at that target target, then maybe they will.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Also allegedly, she was pissed that her campaign manager said not to go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Oh, really?

[Akash Singh]

This is like behind the scenes. I don't know if any of this is true. This is just like insider leaks or whatever that her campaign manager was like, yeah, don't go to that instead go to this other thing because it'll be more beneficial, yada yada. And she like freaked out, flipped out on the campaign manager, was like, if I lose this election, it's your fault. And like went off.

[Mark Gagnon]

And so apparently that's fire.

[Akash Singh]

Apparently that's what happened. But I think this might be the funniest Trump thing, is when you talk about Arnold Paul, this is great.

[Mark Gagnon]

Awesome.

[Akash Singh]

This is absolutely had a rally. He's just talking about vote for Trump.

[Miles]

But Arnold Palmer was all mad. And I say that in all due respect to women and I love women. But this guy, this guy, this is a guy that was old man. This man was strong and tough. And I refused to say it, but when he took stories with the other pros, they came out of there, they.

[Andrew Schultz]

Said, oh my God, watch him, watch him. That's unbelievable.

[Mark Gagnon]

I never seen the video, I only heard the audio.

[Dove]

That is crazy.

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[Akash Singh]

The cow. You saw this one? What's your favorite animal? This happened just the other day.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is from Massachusetts, and he wants.

[Dove]

To know about your favorite animal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's watch the president. My name is Briar.

[Akash Singh]

I'm six years old.

[Andrew Schultz]

I live on a farm in Massachusetts.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's your favorite farm animal?

[Andrew Schultz]

Favorite farm animal. What's the animal?

[Akash Singh]

This guy grew over the city.

[Miles]

I'll tell you what I love. I love cows. But if we go with Kamala, you won't have any cows anymore. I don't want to ruin this kid's day, but I love cows. I think they're so cute and so beautiful and so. But according to Kamala, who's a radical left lunatic, you will not have any cows anymore.

[Andrew Schultz]

To the six year old.

[Miles]

You like cows. You have to.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know. This guy's like, that's what you want. Incredible. How is that incredible to a six year old?

[Akash Singh]

You got to look at it ten years from now.

[Mark Gagnon]

As a Hindu, I loved his answer. I got to be honest with you. As a Hindu, I really admired the answer. Why stop eating Big Macs, though?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Dove]

But he's saying that Kamal would get rid of the cows, like kill them all and not bring them back.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's why methane gas.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cow for farts affect the ozone layer more than to try to reach for.

[Dove]

To make sense of that. So that is crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

This was. This was a talking point that people would use when they were trying to outlaw gas cars or something like that. They're like, if we outlaw cars because of the carbon footprint, let's outlaw cows. Cuz their farts cause more methane to get release. Yeah, yeah. So he's just smart, Al. God.

[Dove]

I'm sure that's what he was saying.

[Akash Singh]

And then Kamala had the Glock moment. That was funny.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sounds awesome.

[Akash Singh]

Did you not see this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, this is the over one.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but this is old foundation.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. She hasn't had as many bangers lately.

[Andrew Schultz]

She had one, but then they kind of reframed it. Somebody said something in the audience, and.

[Akash Singh]

She'S like, yeah, you want to watch it?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, if you have it. Donald Trump hand selected three members of the United States Supreme Court with the intention that they would undo the protections of Roe v. Wade. And they did as he intended. Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is fire.

[Dove]

That was good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now she's gassed up.

[Andrew Schultz]

She got it in the chain.

[Akash Singh]

I think you meant to go to.

[Andrew Schultz]

The smaller one down the street.

[Akash Singh]

Bang, bang.

[Dove]

See, that's good.

[Akash Singh]

Good timing.

[Dove]

That's good.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's good. Waiting for it too. Waiting for it to.

[Akash Singh]

It's crazy how that got reframed by. By the right.

[Andrew Schultz]

So the right reframed it as they said Jesus is king or something like that. Christ is king. Crisis King. When they just said lies. So saying it. That's interesting because I saw it initially, saw the reframing by. It was advanced or something. And believe the reframing.

[Dove]

Jesus. Come on.

[Akash Singh]

Is king.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is king. Yeah. But the. The lies line is fantastic. You get to do the same. Dig. That really hurt him the last time. You look witty, you look quick, you look poised.

[Mark Gagnon]

She looks fun. She has that big smile after she said the first part because she knows she got it locked up.

[Akash Singh]

She's like, oh, she looks fun.

[Andrew Schultz]

And Americans like that. Like, we got to stop pretending we're different than who we are. We like entertainment. We like rebellion.

[Dove]

You like often.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. So you got to give us authenticity. Rebellion and entertainment. If anybody looks like they're toeing a company line, we roll our eyes. It is our worst nightmare. Like, it's Japan. Like, being a. What is it called? A salary man is like a thing of honor in America. Being an entrepreneur is something that we're looking forward. This is something that we wish.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a country that's built on defiance. The entire identity of this country is Rebelling against. Against whatever we.

[Andrew Schultz]

We were. Whatever oppressive regime you came from, whatever. Whoever colonized you, Whatever it is, it is defy, defy, defy. And when we see that in our leaders, we like it. When we see it in Elon, we like it. When we saw it in Mark Cuban, we liked it. Mark Cuban was causing crazy stress in the NBA and we liked it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Players were even like, I want to play for that guy over there. He's shaking up. We enjoy it. More of that from Kamala over the next 12 days.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

If possible. But if it's not who you are. Offensive plays weird.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think she can do it. That's why I think it was a miss to not go to the. The roasting like you show them. This should go to the room.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think she got to do. And I said this to Charlemagne. We're talking brilliant, but it's like another talk with Charlemagne. I think Charlamagne brings the best side. I'm biased, but brings the best side of her out, in my personal opinion, like, because he'll. He'll push. Yeah.

[Dove]

Like, he pushes that Fox News interview.

[Andrew Schultz]

The Fox News thing.

[Dove]

I think she did really well on that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah. With Brett. Brett be really good. Yeah, yeah. She needs force.

[Dove]

She was forced to show herself, like, be herself. It wasn't just queued up, prepared answers. It was like, oh, I'm on defense, so I have to fight back. And that's when her authentic self came out. Or what I think is her authentic.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. I just feel like, and I say this with. This is pure feelings, no facts. But I just feel like the Republican Party is a star based party and the Democrat Party is an institution based party, meaning Trump had so much star power that he took over the party and the party just fell in line. They're like, okay, we're going to go along with whatever star. It's like, you are our leader. You're our dictator. You're whatever it is. We're following you. And I think the Democrats are like, the party is the star. And we will place different people in to be the figurehead for the party, but the party is the star. And if you're like Bernie, you try to go a little bit outside of the party and do your own thing. We'll remind you very quickly that the party is the star.

[Dove]

I can say that. But Obama had star quality.

[Andrew Schultz]

He had star power, but he still operated within the party. And he's still to this day operating within the party. He's doing what is to his point.

[Mark Gagnon]

Trump now Republicans Would, hey, we'll fall in line with Trump. He's not going to say what Republicans want. A lot of times remember how much they hated him when he first ran in 2016 in the primary. None of them liked him. They didn't really want to win this time. And as soon as he wins, whatever he says, let's go.

[Dove]

But Obamacare was like, ultra progressive at the time, and they all fell in line because it was actually Democrats. Democrats. Yeah. It was causing Democrats to lose a lot of elections because they passed Obama. So that was him, like, pushing the envelope, and then they all fell in line.

[Andrew Schultz]

Fair. Fair. I'm not saying Obama's not a star because he is a fucking superstar. They just got lucky that they got a superstar that was willing to be part of the party. And I think that that is like the culture of the Democratic Party. Like, AOC was blabbering nonstop. The party said, hey, can you just tone it down a little bit? You don't hear every once in a while, maybe some Gaza thing that she talks about. But this girl was like every day hammering the fucking tweets, engaging with everybody, and she is. Silence. My assumption is they told her how things work and they might have promised.

[Mark Gagnon]

Her something and they got the lever in place in the primary. If they don't want you to win. The superdelegates is all that really matters.

[Andrew Schultz]

And that's how you keep everyone in line.

[Akash Singh]

If.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you're running as a Democrat and you know you cannot go against the machine, you at a very early stage in your political career, you start realizing, okay, well, I need to work with the machine now.

[Dove]

In 2016, Trump was anti machine. I'm not taking your money. I'm a fund my own shit. So he was able to just.

[Andrew Schultz]

The machine.

[Dove]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now there's no super delegates in that primary, so if he wins the primary, he wins. Bernie should have probably won in 2016, but they just had it like, now this. Hillary's the horse they were picking. That's what it is. All the super delegates are there. Good luck.

[Andrew Schultz]

And he's admitted, so.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

So it's like he said it on Theo's podcast. Yeah, it's crazy low key.

[Dove]

I feel like AOC is just like, waiting by the side like she's going to go for presidency once that and I.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nothing makes me more confident that she will do that than the fact that she barely tweets anymore. She's. She's going, hey, I actually want to take this serious. And I think I can actually do it. And I'm going to prove to you guys that I can kind of play ball.

[Mark Gagnon]

She'll be good in debates and shit too. She'll like, she'll have her moments. I don't, I'm not the biggest fan, but she'll be good. She'll be good as a candidate.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it's just interesting to see how politics really works. And we know we're just scratching the surface, we don't really know the inner workings. Right. But to see like how a party, if you become part of the party, how you need to operate within that party, you can be a complete outsider if you're enough of a superstar in the Republican Party. And they will get behind whatever the fuck you say. Like, yeah, it's kind of wild. Trump lost that election and Republicans won't even admit that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Dove]

Fucking nuts.

[Andrew Schultz]

And the second nuts. He no longer has power of the Republican Party. If whoever has power says Trump lost the election. All those people would say, guys, he lost the election. Like, can we just move forward? But they want a. As weird as it is in a democracy, it's almost like the party wants a dictator.

[Dove]

Because directly after January 6th, a lot of Republicans were denouncing Trump. They thought it was like over for him. And so they started turning on him. And then we're like, oh shit, he still has following up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me switch that up real quick.

[Akash Singh]

I wonder if it's like just the nature of conservative conservatism versus progressivism.

[Andrew Schultz]

Talk to me.

[Akash Singh]

Like, if you are a progressive and you exist within a progressive like party, your job is to then outly policy and so you have to push policy forward. Whereas if you're a conservative, you can just be like, let's just keep this shit the same. So as a result, it sort of like up uplifts, like sort of like demagogues, like people that have like this cult of personality, whereas the policy people have to be more policy focused. And so it necessitates less of a personality driven, driven party.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interesting.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. But like that's just. I wonder if that's the. I wonder if that like contributes to it. But I don't know if that exists like around. I mean it kind of does. Like I feel like in Argentina like the right wing faction is like much more personality driven and then the liberal faction is like much more policy driven.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right wing fashion in Argentina right now is Malay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. And like he's like, again, there's obviously policy. Not to say it's not policy, but the policy is generally like, hey, let's just kind of keep more or less how it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, well, it seems like he's switching it up Malay.

[Akash Singh]

Well, trying to go back to the way things were, I guess. Make Argentina great again. I don't know. This is just my opinion.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I like that. Yeah, there's something interesting with that.

[Akash Singh]

But yeah, I think that's definitely true, though. I think conservatives like a strong figurehead, which is why, like, you see a lot of them being like, yo, Putin is awesome. And you're like, wait, what? And you're like, yeah, he's just a beast. He's manly. Like, it's less policy. They don't know what any of his policy is. They're just like, yeah, he's like a cool guy. Whereas I think liberals are more like, what are the facts and what's the data? And that's why it gets lost on so many people. Or they're like, well, technically this year the energy emissions have been this amount. And everyone's like, what the are you talking about? But I think people that are into policy are like, no, that actually makes way.

[Andrew Schultz]

And why are liberals more concerned about that?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. I think Jonathan Haidta's research, where he's like, some people are just like, have an aptitude for change and progress and other people have an aptitude where they're resistant to change. And like, he literally just defines it as, like, there's what I think genetic traits that split generally 50, 50, and they kind of shift during culture. I mean, he wrote about in one of his books, I forget which one. But that's what he says.

[Dove]

That is interesting because I always wonder, I'm like, why are people so, like, they push back when they hear someone's a progressive? And I'm like, don't you want to progress? Don't you want to try to improve on things?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think the word progress or progressive or tolerance or accepting has different definitions for different, different people. So I think we all want progress to a certain extent. But progress to some people might be in, like, shooting kids up with, you know, gender affirming hormones without the permission of the parents. But they might, with their best intentions be like, oh, we need to help these kids. Like, I think it might be pure altruism. There might be some, like, special interest groups that, you know, no longer can make money off of gay rights, so they have to find another thing to make money off of of. And that's another thing that I don't think people talk about is like, if you're like a special interest group. And you built your company and it's lobbying to. To get rights for black people or gay people. Once they have rights, you don't take the company and dissolve it. You have employees. You need to find another cause. And that's why the Republicans up with Roe v. Wade, because all those anti abortion law hobbies liked raising money against Roe v. Wade. Now what do they have to do?

[Akash Singh]

We gotta come federally, we gotta come for ivf.

[Andrew Schultz]

We got it. It was, it was actually perfect before because if. If we're talking about the greedy people who are trying to make money off these cars people. Exactly. They have the boogeyman. They get to push back against the boogeyman. They got rid of the boogeyman. Now they're like, what else can we do?

[Mark Gagnon]

Now we gotta create a shittier boogeyman, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, IVF facilities. Yeah, get rid of them.

[Mark Gagnon]

Which most modern people are like, what the.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So there are, there are people who are genuine and authentic about these causes and they really want to, you know, expand rights and tolerance for trans people. And there are people who are no longer raising money on gay rights. And they're like, well, we got to find someone else to raise money on. This is what I do for a living. I can't let that salary go away.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah, theoretically, like an aclu, which is, I can you, I imagine, worth hundreds of millions or whatever they. In the 60s, if they're formed. There's plenty of real black people don't have equal rights at all. Fast forward to 2024. For the most part, people have rights. There is for sure systemic things, whatever, whatever. And we can kind of fight against that, but it's not really, oh, trans issues. Oh, these issues. Oh, those issues. And then you just keep finding new boogeymen.

[Andrew Schultz]

I wonder if this is like a function of higher education too. Like you're part of these institutions and, and as an educator at these institutions, you're also, you know, writing thesis thes. Yeah, right. And like you're just kind of waxing poetic on these ideas. You're not going, hey, this is the 100% fact. But what if, you know, privilege is intersectional and all these things could affect it, yada, yada, yada. And these ideas that are meant to be more. I don't want to say hyperbolic, but. But meant to be more almost like frivolous. It's just food for thought. Like we're just throwing the. Bouncing these things around. They get taken very seriously by a group of people who are still seeking out identity and understanding what their beliefs in the world are. You're so malleable. In college, I sent some money to Joseph Kony 2012. Anything that seems like someone's victimized and you want to help them, you're there for it.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was 29 at the time.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at that. Imagine I was 18. I probably would have given the money to Coney himself.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Which one did you give money to?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know. To this day. I know I got my poster.

[Mark Gagnon]

You said 2012. I just did some quick math. I don't know, buddy.

[Akash Singh]

He's promoting shows and also donating to Coach 2002.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was back home. I know.

[Akash Singh]

Now I was back.

[Andrew Schultz]

I wasn't even. Damn.

[Akash Singh]

We're malleable in our.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

I got got, man. Thank God they don't have a donation thing after these Netflix documentaries, bro, because I will. I will give you everything at the end of a documentary.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm sending the Menendez brothers money right now.

[Akash Singh]

Menendez.

[Andrew Schultz]

Vince McMahon. Free Vince.

[Dove]

Yeah, I feel you. I was donating to blm, and they were taking my money and buying lesbian houses. We all up.

[Akash Singh]

Is that like a time share? Can you spend, like, a weekend there?

[Dove]

I should be able.

[Akash Singh]

You got to look into that.

[Dove]

Getting trans asses out of my.

[Mark Gagnon]

What you call them air R&BS back in the day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second and just see who's been sober. Any of us.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I have.

[Akash Singh]

I have.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you don't count.

[Akash Singh]

Locked in, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark's HRV, which is supposed to be like, a measurement of stress.

[Akash Singh]

92% recovery. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on.

[Mark Gagnon]

His measurement of, like, HRV is, like, how stressed you are. He hasn't taken 145 is insane. It's insane.

[Akash Singh]

It's not.

[Andrew Schultz]

Taking care of your family.

[Akash Singh]

I'm trying.

[Andrew Schultz]

Taking care of your family.

[Akash Singh]

He's sleeping so much.

[Andrew Schultz]

You need to take care of your.

[Akash Singh]

Have you seen his whoop? I. I put a whoop on him, and his heart rate has been going crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's your HRV?

[Mark Gagnon]

145.

[Andrew Schultz]

96. Damn.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I'm saying, bro. You got to relax. Stop being so stressed out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Al is actually doing sober October minus one day.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What happened?

[Dove]

My recovery was 30% that day.

[Andrew Schultz]

It started with red wine, and then it all fell apart. Wait, wait. What happened? What happened?

[Dove]

No, no, I was just, like. We went to a restaurant. They had a really good wine deal. It was like some bottleness for 20. But it was like really good bottles of wine and.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's how they get.

[Dove]

You got home around 4am that night.

[Akash Singh]

When was that? This weekend?

[Dove]

No, it was last weekend.

[Andrew Schultz]

Here in New York?

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What restaurant?

[Dove]

Quality Meats.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah, that place is good.

[Akash Singh]

Great.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Can I tell you the dumbest thing I did to improve my sleep? This is the dumbest thing I think I've ever done in my life. Okay. I was on Amazon and I purchased a grounding mat. This is a mat. Okay, look, the earth has. I'm tell. I already said it was stupid.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's gone too far. Oh, my God.

[Akash Singh]

I purchased this. I rolled out the bed.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's missing?

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, what do you need? What do you need?

[Akash Singh]

Nature. I'm trying to get back to nature, dog. I'm telling you, this is what it is. The Earth has a natural negative energy source that basically our body puts all of our electrons into.

[Dove]

Okay, now he's sounding like these fucking earthy bitches, bro.

[Akash Singh]

I got 92% recovery.

[Dove]

They be saying all this, what keep.

[Mark Gagnon]

You always have green recovery.

[Dove]

I know.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no. It was bad for like three days. Don't yawn. Come on. Don't yawn.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is help.

[Akash Singh]

This is our help.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't do this shit.

[Akash Singh]

This is the dumbest thing I ever did.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm trying to take this whoop seriously.

[Akash Singh]

It plugs into the wall. What?

[Dove]

Wait, it's the earth, but it plugs into the wall?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it plugs into the ground.

[Andrew Schultz]

Your receptacles have ground?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I was so sweaty the whole night because it doesn't breathe at all. It's just a leather mat on the ground. No, I slept on my bed on the grounding mat and I wanted to get a full one. My wife said we're not getting a full one because you're going to electrocute our whole family. We're only. You are going to die. And so I plugged it in, I tried it out, and so far.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, your wife lets you do too much.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's why HRV mad high though. That's why you mad. He got no stress in his life. Wife just let you do whatever the you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but you need a certain amount of stress to be a human being. We're not built for no stress.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what I mean? Like any human beings that have figured out how to not be stressed, they're in a really bad situation. Yeah, look at them monks.

[Akash Singh]

They seem like they're so happy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Just going like this all day against, like, the wooden things. What is that? Corruption.

[Mark Gagnon]

Body masters.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just a different.

[Dove]

In like Canal Street.

[Andrew Schultz]

What I'm trying to say is you need these guys.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're talking about these guys?

[Akash Singh]

All that Asian woman in the park. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right. Are you at least really on this? Is it helpful to you?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, actually, I realize now I need to start taking sleep medication because it was just so bad. So that's helped.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, are you taking sleep?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's gone up my last two days been solid six hours. Six.

[Andrew Schultz]

Melatonin.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, trazodone. Melatonin. Child's play.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you're taking antipsychotic?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think it's an antidepressant, so, yeah, I guess.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, antipsychotic.

[Mark Gagnon]

Trazodone is an antidepressant.

[Andrew Schultz]

Pretty sure it's an antipsychotic.

[Mark Gagnon]

Might be.

[Akash Singh]

So it's like an ssri. It's a serotonin receptor antagonist.

[Mark Gagnon]

So it's not like an antidepressant.

[Andrew Schultz]

You good son? The you.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's working. So maybe I've been depressed. I didn't know. This whole time I thought I was happy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So it's almost selective. Serotonin inhibitor.

[Akash Singh]

Inhibitor. This is a serotonin antagonist reup.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. So it just antagonizes the serotonin.

[Mark Gagnon]

That does make sense.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought that's what wives do.

[Mark Gagnon]

I need two negatives to convey the positive.

[Akash Singh]

I think you just need a grounding, man. Bro, I'll be honest. I think you got to plug into the earth, dude. I'm sleeping, though.

[Dove]

No, no, just don't listen to your wife and do whatever the fuck you want.

[Andrew Schultz]

It works for this guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, no, I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, that's not good.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, do that.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I need to do this. I need more of this.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no.

[Dove]

He's killing it right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why is your wife taking that? She's so cool with everything.

[Akash Singh]

Well, I've been drugging her with a.

[Andrew Schultz]

Lot of S. Vince McMahon did that. That's actually a great idea. You've never seen him so happy.

[Akash Singh]

What is sar Stole. Sorry.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Al, how is your shit going?

[Dove]

It's pretty good. My sleep is shit, though. I don't know why.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, you probably need some trash.

[Dove]

I wake up feeling good sleep. Score. I Wonder if it's 4200.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe you don't need as much. Like, is it. Is it based? Is there a baseline?

[Dove]

Yeah, they're saying I need more hours of sleep, but I feel good off for like Five. I get five straight hours. I'm straight.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really?

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And is it possible you're just a human being that needs less sleep? Some human beings need less water.

[Dove]

I don't know. I'm kind of so. You never know.

[Mark Gagnon]

I thought you slept a lot.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it's kind of.

[Dove]

It's whenever. It's like, whenever I feel like I want to sleep. So, like, some nights. Some nights is 5, some nights is 10, depending on what I got to do the next day. But I feel fully rested.

[Mark Gagnon]

Insane to me that you could just be like, I want to go to sleep. And then you're asleep.

[Dove]

Yeah, within five minutes.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't sleep on planes or anything?

[Mark Gagnon]

Never.

[Andrew Schultz]

I.

[Mark Gagnon]

Unless I'm laying. If I'm laying, I can sleep sitting upright. Not to happen. Maybe 30 minutes, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Nonfiction. I'm telling you, reading non fiction will put you to sleep.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Just try to do that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Read the Bible on knockout.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, that. Well, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That is not.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is non fiction. Historical account. Respect. Listen, this here's the thing about this whoop stuff, guys. Did I say that it gets you so, so much. Did I ever talk about that? Yeah, you said you. Because I feel like I said that, and then maybe. Mark, Grandma was somewhere. Oh, my God, these girls go so crazy, bro. I'm walking down the street, I got my baby on my chest. I got a whoop on my wrist.

[Mark Gagnon]

They can't even handle it.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's just snail trails following me of girls just dripping down. Tribeca.

[Akash Singh]

But what if there's a married guy that wants to get a whoop and he doesn't want to be enticed? Okay, Is there another incentive for him?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, if he sees mine, might just start sucking some other guy's gift.

[Akash Singh]

I thought you say a gift basket.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, the gift basket is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, my bad. Yeah, there's a gift basket.

[Akash Singh]

What's in the gift basket?

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, one lucky winner will win a gift basket from us. No, from Flager. No, for real. Not from Whoop.

[Mark Gagnon]

From us.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it is. In all seriousness, you're probably going to live longer in your life because we did this whoop challenge, which enrages me.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, you're going to live longer, too?

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. That's good.

[Dove]

Yeah, but he's not doing it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what?

[Mark Gagnon]

You know, this is just as long.

[Andrew Schultz]

As bitcoin doesn't go up more than mine in our lifetime. That's the only thing that matters if we both tap out before your bitcoin goes up and just skyrockets.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, I'm into that.

[Akash Singh]

That's fire. We're the opposite of crypto shillers. They don't buy bitcoin. Yeah, kill bitcoin. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but in all seriousness, like, yo, get your whoop on and just have these girls going fucking queefs. Every. The amount of queefs that I'll hear at like a cafe, I literally, oh, let me just pay for or something. A little of the whoop comes out like that and you just hear in the background. I'm like, what kind of sound is that? Just because I busted a whoop out.

[Akash Singh]

The barista made her cream with that.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then just put it right on cappuccino. It's honestly the. The cappuccino art that I'm seeing. It's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

Join whoop.com flavor and if that's not enough and a gift basket.

[Andrew Schultz]

And a gift basketball baskets. You're getting crazy queefs. You're getting girls creaming all over the place. Snail trails when you walking through Tribeca and basket. And a one month free trial.

[Mark Gagnon]

One month free trial and somebody gets a gift basket and queeps everywhere.

[Andrew Schultz]

Low key. I'm like, let if we tell any about this, then we potentially lose out the chance of getting a gift basket.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know. Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, whoop. You guys send us a gift basket too. We need gift baskets as well. Yeah, honestly. Well, we need what they got at the Gallagher show so they don't get hit by the watermelon juice. Because that's what it's like walking down the street when you got a whoop on your wrist. Join.Whoop.com Flagrant 1 lucky winner is going to win a gift basket from flagrant.

[Mark Gagnon]

And every lucky man is going to get facts everywhere all day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's get back to the show.

[Dove]

The only pushback I'll give on that is I don't think the ideas are pulled from just like out of the sky. Like, I think they do actually observe what they deem is something like a problem or some type of inconsistency in America. And like they are trying to throw a fix up. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like it's not just like racism is a problem, but take it to such a high level.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, maybe I was too reductive of it, but 100% there is a problem. They're trying to seek a solution for this problem. It's like Freud apparently, like 90% of Freud's shit is nonsense. You know, Freud had all this stuff with dreams and what dreams mean and like they did all this research on It. And they're like, yeah, it has nothing to do with that kind of shit. So. But he still threw it out there. It was still published. It's still being published now. You can still read it. So some of the theories that we have are going to be right, and some of them aren't. But when it becomes like a. When it's being educated to young, impressionable individuals, without the confirmation that this is fact and this is how the world works, and they're teaching it as if it is, what else are they supposed to believe? They're not going, hey, this might be a theory. They're going, this is how the world works. Don't you agree? If you don't agree, you might be racist. You know what I mean?

[Dove]

That's a theory.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's how I was educated in my Santa Barbara party school. There was no critical race theory in my school at all. I took a black studies class from a white guy. Whoa, that was fire. I remember he walked in, he was like, nothing in here.

[Dove]

Everybody gets an A, you know?

[Andrew Schultz]

I did think of black studies from a white dude, though.

[Akash Singh]

What'd you study?

[Dove]

It's funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I remember Chappelle show did a sketch, genuinely. Chappelle show did a sketch about, like, interrupt.

[Andrew Schultz]

I literally went in there with all these, like, California, like, Santa Barbara kids that, like, never met a black person. And I remember walking that room like, God, it was this. It was like when the Spanish kid goes in Spanish class. That's how I felt.

[Akash Singh]

Let me be conjunct. Let me be a tuner.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got you what y'all need to know. Come over here for any questions.

[Akash Singh]

Don't change the battery in the smoke detector. Next. What else you need to know?

[Andrew Schultz]

Ask me about it. Were you in that class with me? Du. No, no. We just took dance together. Yeah, we took History of Dance together.

[Akash Singh]

Music label management, which is basically the same thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, okay, go.

[Mark Gagnon]

We were saying Chappelle had the sketch where he did, like, how well do you know black people? And it was like a black barber, a black whatever. And then there was a white guy who did black, like, African American studies. This guy bodied every question. It was so funny. Like, they asked him about the term chicken head. And then he had, like, some very high level but very accurate definition of what chicken head was. So I say that to say white black studies teacher works out sometimes, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Because he. What is that? There's another Chappelle joke. Also, he got to work extra hard to get the respect what that white.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude did to get them black Dudes, respect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you know if you are a studies professor.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Of a race? You are not.

[Mark Gagnon]

You getting grilled.

[Andrew Schultz]

You going harsh.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. You need an outsider sometimes. Because who has the best takes about white people? It's always a black guy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Facts.

[Akash Singh]

Like, you notice white people say skedaddle. I'm so. I do say skedaddle. How did he know that? How did he know that about me?

[Andrew Schultz]

That is true.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Best observers are like, slightly outside their culture.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. So this is the new critical race theory. The only people that are allowed to make black jokes are non blacks.

[Andrew Schultz]

I like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

I love that.

[Akash Singh]

But we can't make white jokes. Only you guys can. And other non whites.

[Dove]

I mean, we've been doing that already.

[Akash Singh]

So there we go. We have a deal.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then we can all make Asian jokes. Is that the idea behind this?

[Akash Singh]

Except Asians. You hear an Asian even utter an Asian joke, you gotta slap.

[Andrew Schultz]

What about when they talk? That feels like a similar joke to the way I make it.

[Akash Singh]

But it's about the delivery. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

They don't deliver.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, exactly. That's what they're talking when they deliver. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, man, those silly Asians. Oh, they're so silly.

[Dove]

Hispanics really took over the delivery service.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, they've been good.

[Dove]

I don't see any more Asians delivering.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cuz y'all were robbing them too much.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you were. Yeah. You punch them in the subway, all of a sudden they're like, maybe let's work in an office.

[Dove]

Yeah, it wasn't us.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you really were. You were really bad. You were really bad.

[Akash Singh]

They were wearing your uniform.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were wearing your jersey. Somebody would order Chinese food, and then they knew the order was coming, so they would rob the guy that was delivering the food.

[Dove]

Wayne did all the time.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that was a very common occurrence. It wasn't that common. It was very common. Stop with this critical race.

[Akash Singh]

You feel like we need a new race.

[Andrew Schultz]

H, I've been trying to do this for so long.

[Akash Singh]

We need a new one, and then.

[Andrew Schultz]

We just get rid of one that we didn't know.

[Akash Singh]

That's not what I was saying. No, no, we don't get rid of.

[Andrew Schultz]

We just replace one that we don't like. And everybody's kind of like, no, we.

[Akash Singh]

Just add a new one.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then, oh, I think we should.

[Akash Singh]

Add a new one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, just a completely different one.

[Akash Singh]

Because we all started as black. And then I think Asians kind of came in. And then I think we got like, like Central American, dark kind of Mexican vibe. Then we got Europeans.

[Mark Gagnon]

And I don't, I don't believe that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't buy this at all. No, I don't started out as white.

[Akash Singh]

You've been watching Graham Hancock.

[Andrew Schultz]

We started out as white.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I can believe we all started off as black. But then the detour into Asian and then not looking any Asian ever again.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, Asians are from somewhere else or it's a concurrent timeline. We know the Asians do not come from Africa.

[Akash Singh]

Anunaki.

[Andrew Schultz]

It might be Anunaki or two meteors hit the. I almost call it the world the United States of America. I almost called it the United States of America. You ever see a globe, you go make the world United States of America.

[Akash Singh]

Every now you see a globe that doesn't have America in the middle, you go, what the is that?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't get it.

[Akash Singh]

What is that planet?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't get it.

[Akash Singh]

Never seen that planet in my life.

[Andrew Schultz]

But what Elon should look into that.

[Akash Singh]

From this episode of Ancient Apocalypse.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hit the United States of America at the same time, or the world as some people call it. And in different parts. Two meteors hit. Struck each other at the same exact time time. Yeah. One created those big dick dark skinned people. The other one created.

[Akash Singh]

That's from the documentary.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is from the dot com.

[Akash Singh]

This is literally saying what the document said this.

[Andrew Schultz]

They, they would roam the earth, barely seeing it for millions of years one day.

[Akash Singh]

And so they cross the land.

[Andrew Schultz]

They would cross a land bridge and turn into Mexicans. The hardest working of all of the alien species. They would build great structures down in El Salvador, South America that white people would marvel at for generations.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

While they have skyscrapers in their own cities.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know why my hands are still like that. Oh, these are the meteors. Yeah. I think that's really the, the history of men.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Mexicans were Asians.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can believe that. They work hard. You know what I mean?

[Akash Singh]

Boom.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, Boom.

[Akash Singh]

So then where do whites come from?

[Andrew Schultz]

Kevin? I think, I do think. I think that's one explanation. I do think it's one explanation. We should look into one. I think it's one.

[Mark Gagnon]

There's another one. There's another equality.

[Dove]

Where did Jews come from?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't want to really get into that because it's more of a political discussion. But yeah, you know, I don't want to, I don't want to rile people up on the Internet ring guts, but I think we do know where they come from. We do know where they're underneath.

[Dove]

Chased out every place they Go. That's great.

[Andrew Schultz]

That is. Somebody said the funniest joke. They said, you know, because Jews have been literally kicked out of every single country that they've been in outside of America. I think literally every single country they've been like, rounded up and kicked out of.

[Dove]

There's still time and.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. And this is often something.

[Dove]

We're a new empire.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, this is true. They haven't won over what others say they're welcome yet. But this is something that you hear a lot, and it's something Jews talk about a lot. And to explain, like the. The victimization they've, you know, went through for thousands of years. And somebody said. Somebody said, hey, if your friend got kicked out of like, every bar that he ever went in, would you be like, man, them bars are up.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, my goodness.

[Andrew Schultz]

Now, as I'm saying that, I realize that Al.

[Mark Gagnon]

How right your friend was got.

[Andrew Schultz]

No. That Al got kicked out of a bar. Sweden. He might have been kicked out of multiple. If it was a different time in America.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good point.

[Andrew Schultz]

And that would mean the bars were wrong, not Al.

[Akash Singh]

B2 can be wrong.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he was probably trying to try to white women.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, he's probably trying to stick his.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ugly black dick in a white women. Disgusting black dick. Gross black dick. I got a clean dick. Brother. Brother.

[Dove]

Nice and smooth over here.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, so sometimes there is a color thing that happens, you know, like from the foreskin when it gets circumcised, it gets like Neapolitan. Is that yours or no?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, does your dick multiple colors?

[Akash Singh]

Is that. Have you guys not noticed that with black guy's dicks?

[Andrew Schultz]

How many colors does your dick have?

[Dove]

Yo? Yo, how hard are you looking at dicks, bro?

[Akash Singh]

Not hard, but you notice they're the easiest to see.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did I tell you the Nigerian brothers that beat up Jesse Smile? DM me?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I said that to the group. That's fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn.

[Akash Singh]

And what you say back?

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't say nothing.

[Akash Singh]

Come on, bro. What they. What did they say in the dm.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bro, this is too far.

[Akash Singh]

It was awesome.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sh can respond that they beat up gay people. Dude, what if he's next?

[Akash Singh]

You don't want to risk it.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's fair. I sent it to the group, didn't I?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

There's a conspiracy theory that Jesse Smile is related to Kamala Harris.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I love this.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think they were saying they were trying to contact.

[Andrew Schultz]

Great. Great day. It's the Osundairo brothers, the Nigerian brothers that were involved in the hoax. Jussie Smollet perpetrated. We have some compelling info that the people and President Trump would love to know. Info that shows that Jussie Smollett may not have acted alone and that some very high ranking political figures may have put him up to it. We'll love to connect and see what you think. Honestly, just reading that now, how do we not have them on the podcast this week, bro?

[Akash Singh]

Immediately.

[Andrew Schultz]

Al, you don't want black guest on a pot.

[Akash Singh]

Come on, bro.

[Dove]

Nope.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, shout out to Dr. Umar. We're down to have Dr. Umar on, but he says he only wants to do a one on one with me.

[Akash Singh]

Why does he want to talk to Alex?

[Dove]

I know, that's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what? I think this is what it is. I think he thinks that I want to like, hold him to the fire. I want to like, you know, take him to task.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

I needed, like, communicate with him where I'm just like, yo, we just want to have fun and we think that you're hilarious and you can talk about whatever you want and we're just going to joke around.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's insanely funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, we have to.

[Dove]

I'll give you. I'll give you his numbers. Shoot.

[Andrew Schultz]

Honestly, can you put us on group text. Text him right now, get where he's coming from, where he's like, I'm going to be bombarded and they're all going to be attacking me. And that is not the environment at all. But I don't want to do it if you guys aren't there. I think it's fun to have him on flager engine and we just have a grand old time.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Election special with Dr. Umar Johnson. That is fabulous. The election special with Dr. Umar. The elections. You got to say it four times. The election special with Dr. Umar Johnson. My butter pecan queens.

[Dove]

My.

[Andrew Schultz]

My, my vanilla sweet cream queens.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you just say different. Food queens. My funnel cake queens. Funnel cake queens.

[Andrew Schultz]

To Mexicans. Okay, what else we got, y'all? Oh, Elon giving out bread, but we can't get none.

[Dove]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

What is this?

[Dove]

I looked into a little bit because it's going on in all the battleground states and my family lives in Pennsylvania, so I'm like, yo, I'll go get that money.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sam, I. My wife.

[Dove]

Hell, really?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Dove]

That's funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Whoa.

[Dove]

She votes in Philly. Oh, okay. But so is it legal? Is it not legal? That's what's being discussed. You can't pay for people to register to vote. But he's doing a referral program, so if you refer somebody, you get paid, I think, $47 to refer somebody to go register to vote. That's how he's getting around the legal loophole of things.

[Andrew Schultz]

So how do they prove that that person has registered? Registered?

[Dove]

That they're probably just taking their word for it or something like that, or saying, hey, this person registered a vote. And now if that person now is on the registry, they can confirm it that way.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then the money gets sent.

[Dove]

Yeah. So that's one way they're giving out money. They're also giving out a hundred dollars to any person to sign the petition that just says, I believe in the first and Second Amendment. That's all it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

But why is that important?

[Dove]

They. The only people that qualify are people who are registered to vote.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, so I don't understand what that does. Like, walk me down what that means.

[Dove]

What that gets them involved.

[Andrew Schultz]

It gets them to register to vote. They're incentivizing registration.

[Dove]

Yes, but they can't say that they're incentivizing or paying for registration. So it's like, hey, I'm paying you to just sign this position petition. But in order to sign the petition, you have to be registered to vote. So that's why this is a little low.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's still easier than voting and, like, mailing something. I just got go online.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think the idea is, like, increasing registrations will increase attendance.

[Dove]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because a lot of people get to the point where they want to vote and they're like, oh, wait, I had to register tomorrow and I missed it.

[Dove]

Like, it's crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, I usually pretend I want to vote and I do all that stuff.

[Dove]

Only, like, 50 to 60% of Americans vote. We have the lowest voter turnout in, like, any western country. You're fucking horrible.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you voting? Have you decided who you're voting for?

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You already know.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's very reluctant. You can sense he's not happy about voting for Trump.

[Akash Singh]

You study for this?

[Dove]

Yeah, I'm voting. I'm voting Trump, guys.

[Mark Gagnon]

Bone jump, Red Hat.

[Andrew Schultz]

Clip it.

[Dove]

Funny if they put me in an ad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Crazy.

[Dove]

Crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

You got paid $50,000?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah. Did we talk about that? No, we talked about that on Brilliant. Hey, I was joking around when I said that they paid me a $50,000 licensing fee. There is no licensing fee for using your podcast content in an ad. Maybe there should be. I don't know. But these retard journalists that need a story about everything have a story out there with the headline. Comedian Andrew Schultz gets paid $50,000 by Kamala Campaign to use his likeness in.

[Mark Gagnon]

An ad, and it says he's donating to the Donald Trump campaign or whatever.

[Dove]

It's fire.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, it's just.

[Dove]

That's fine.

[Akash Singh]

So where'd you get the money to donate?

[Dove]

Say something now.

[Akash Singh]

Let's say what.

[Dove]

Let's make another highlight.

[Andrew Schultz]

Another. Another highlight. I will be donating, donating Alex's entire salary to the Kamala Harris campaign. Because I know that that's.

[Dove]

You're not getting much.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I know that that's where he would want that money to go. That's the most important place for it. Obviously. He's making trillions of dollars over there at wtf. He doesn't need this money. What's more important is that he maintains democracy, obviously, with your co sign.

[Akash Singh]

I love tomorrow.

[Dove]

You know what, Iosa?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm doing it. We're doing it. Yeah, we're doing it. It's been co signed that, you know, your word is your bond.

[Akash Singh]

Clip it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. And honestly, that is a beautiful thing that you would do that for democracy, for. Hey, you know what? If she loses, don't worry about it. We'll just pay you anyway.

[Dove]

Is that a good thing?

[Akash Singh]

I think so.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

So if she wins, you don't get paid. If she loses, you get paid.

[Dove]

Let's go, Maga.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Coffeezilla going at tape.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. So I was looking into this dangerous man, that Coffee. Oh, yeah, you don't want him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't want him on suspenders. If he puts the suspenders on, your ass is toast.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Dove]

You see that? Million Dollar Studio, bro.

[Akash Singh]

It's a problem.

[Mark Gagnon]

So I think five, six days ago, Andrew Tate just starts going off on Coffeezilla. And I'll get to what he said, but he shows an email. Coffeezilla says, hey, I'm doing an investigation on you and your relationship with crypto. Would you mind answering these questions for me Also, if you can answer them quickly, I would love to put your response in the video. And it's fairly clear from the questions that Coffee Zilla got him dead to rights. So he's not very happy about it. And the reason he's questioning him is Andrew has always been very anti, like, shitcoin in particular. He didn't really say much about Bitcoin or Ethereum and that, but, like these shitcoins, he's adamantly opposed to it. I'll never do it. I don't need to rob my fans. All this, he'll say. He'll say, like, you know, hey, let's Say you. You gas up a coin at 10 cents and one of your. You get one of your fans to buy it. He might make money if you sell it for $10, but that's still. That guy that bought it for $10 is going to lose money. And that guy's probably an Andrew Tate fan. So I would never rob my fans like that. Then all of a sudden he just starts saying, like, you know what the problem was with these coins? They. They not. It's never done.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm going to change crypto. I'm going to make sure it's done correct before. It's always these rug pulls and these scams, and people stay anonymous like pussies. I'm changing that. And then he starts advertising this coin called Roost. This coin, he's doing, like, ads for it. There's flyers all over the place. All of a sudden, he's putting in his live streams, and sure enough, everything that he said was going to change about crypto does not change with Roost. It goes up and then drops by 90%. The, like, the wallet that all the money is being held in gets hacked. And the guy who's holding the Roost coin wallet was anonymous. So everything that he said he didn't like about crypto and he was going to change immediately.

[Andrew Schultz]

So it got hacked. Yeah, yeah. In other words, they may or may not have rug pulled.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, they. Yeah, very. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We don't know for a fact that they rug pulled, but I think that's what Coffee Zillow is alluding to.

[Mark Gagnon]

I was saying. He's saying, I think the rug pulls just a 90% crash in price. But, yeah, that's also what I thought.

[Dove]

Yeah. Rug pulls when you pull your money out before.

[Mark Gagnon]

So, yeah, so those guys got scammed.

[Andrew Schultz]

The idea of the rug pull is you, you know, boost up the coin.

[Mark Gagnon]

Pump it, and then it's anonymous. So, yeah, how do you.

[Andrew Schultz]

But the hacking is interesting. Yeah, that's because that's a really smart way of looking at it if you want to do something shisty. Because what you're essentially doing is you're not taking any accountability for the fact that it was pulled and they can't follow that money anywhere.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, he's not dumb, this guy. This guy takes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dumb is. Yeah, he's.

[Mark Gagnon]

And he's very similar how he makes his money. He also suddenly starts advertising all these other coins so he'll have tweets. It's like, I will never, never endorse a crypto. But then he's endorsing like, daddy coin some shit. Some Madonna coin shitcoin. And then somebody responds to one of his quote tweets, his tweet saying, I will never endorse crypto. I'll never get paid for promotion. The guy goes, hey, man, we both literally got paid to promote the same crypto. I know for a fact you got paid almost a million dollars.

[Akash Singh]

Wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

To promote this crypto. To pump this crypto. And then someone leaks a screenshot of him saying to him, I tried to get Baron to give me the trump coin at a discounted price so I could pump up the price for him. So, like, clearly, he's in it. But then Coffee Zilla is saying his biggest big, like, kind of scammy thing is what he's doing with his own crypto. I think the coin is called the Real World, but I know it's tied into what. Hustler's University. He changed the name to the Real World, that educational platform. And this is smart, dude. You know, the main problem with a subscription service especially. Especially a. An expensive one, 50amonth is churn. People will subscribe and unsubscribe. So Tate has been trying to find ways to keep people in. How do you get them to not unsubscribe for $50 a month? I want to that money. So what he does is he creates this crypto coin and he says, you guys who have this crypto will get dividends from the Real World education Service. And you can move up and rank the more crypto you have. And it's all based on chess, obviously. Pawn, knight, bishop, rook, and king. And what a few commenters pointed out is very funny. He left out queen. The queen the most powerful piece. But he's such a. He's got such a loser man thing that he makes the king the top. And the king is arguing arguably the most useless piece on the chess. Like, you can't even sack. You could sacrifice a pawn, a king. You gotta move everything around for this. Weak. But then he says, this is what's smart. He goes, if you unsubscribe from the Real World Education service at all, you lose all of your PowerPoints, all of your ranking, and you start getting a smaller percentage of your crypto from the dividends you go from. If you're a rook, it don't. If you're a king, it don't matter. You drop all the way back down if you unsubscribe for one month. So now he makes money on the crypto and he maintains. He maintains subscription.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really smart. What, what is he. How does. How do they get paid with the dividends? How does that work?

[Mark Gagnon]

So I guess he just. And then that's up to him, really. Based on how much crypto you have, he decides what percentage of dividends you get paid.

[Andrew Schultz]

What are dividends? Like from.

[Mark Gagnon]

From the hus. From the money he makes from. So like let's say Hustler's University, the real world. Let's say it's making a million dollars a month. You get some prescription a. Or some percentage of that million dollar month.

[Dove]

There's still a subscription fee.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Dove]

And on top of the subscription fee, you also buy these fake crypto coins that they just created and that just determines what percentage floats.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're spending $50 a month, but you could be making $10 back. Like how do you.

[Mark Gagnon]

He says you can make $500 a month back or whatever.

[Dove]

And it's the same thing what he did last time. It's like they make money by getting other people to sign.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's the same mlm. And then he does a nice little graphic cover Coffee Zilla of like low rank, high rank, king. And then the high ranking makes a lot of money from. And it's just another. It's just another pyramid. And then here's what's even. This is how much this guy's. How good he is at making money. Even when he responds to Coffee, what he says, he leaks Coffee Zilla's email on his live stream or whatever and says everybody email him. And this is actually funny to me, said, call him gay. And for every person that emails Coffee Zilla and calls him gay, I will buy more dad Daddy Coin. And what that's going to do is probably inflate the pray the price of Daddy Coin. And if you're a guy being like, oh, Andrew Tate is so popular, I should buy more Daddy Coin. Because he's gonna buy a bunch of Daddy Coin that increases the price and then he can sell that and then when it plummets, who gives a. He makes money at every turn doing this.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

He also said, oh, for every dislike on Coffeezilla's video video, I'll buy some more Daddy Coin.

[Mark Gagnon]

And this is what's gonna drive him crazy, dog. If you look at the comments on Coffee's video, it's overwhelmed. I don't see a single negative comment. So I don't think Tate has the pull and power and influence that he used to. And that alone will drive him insane. He might still have it, but it definitely ain't what it was two, three years ago.

[Andrew Schultz]

Even on YouTube.

[Akash Singh]

It's not that, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

On YouTube, if you look at the comments, unless they're going through and deleting them. Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

Probably over on Rumble. Right. Can't stream on YouTube, but they can.

[Mark Gagnon]

All go to YouTube and just leave a negative comment.

[Dove]

Yeah, but you can block for a negative. Up comments.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, maybe.

[Akash Singh]

Also, I think Coffee's audience are probably people that hate scams and.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, well, I would just think the Tate crowd would make.

[Dove]

Come over there. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Like, that had the most dislikes of any other Coffeezilla video. So it worked a little bit. But it was only, I think, when I checked, 1400 dislikes. So not much, but still more than any other video.

[Mark Gagnon]

Still 1400. You would think if you're. If Trump said go dislike a Coffee video, it's getting disliked.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

So where does he pivot to? Because now, like, the manosphere thing is drying up. Like, just yelling at women on a podcast thing is kind of over.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

It seems like the online discourse, the grifters have definitely shifted to, like the manuscript manosphere. Grifters have definitely shifted to Israel, Palestine, and they're just like, rah, rah, rah, Palestine. Like, they are beating their chest, the Jews. And they're doing it like the most toxic way. So as toxic as they were with the women, they are towards Jews.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, it's annoying because they don't really give a. About Palestine. They're just doing.

[Andrew Schultz]

They just need something for views.

[Mark Gagnon]

And then if you actually want Palestine to have any, you're just. Every person who's Jewish is like, look how much anti Semitism.

[Andrew Schultz]

And there's actual huge disservice to the Palestinian movement by just conflating it with Jews in general. Because their conversation, to get that same stickiness, they have to make it about all Jews and the Jewish. This is what they do. Exactly. Because the nuance is not what people go to them for anyway.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And so. Yeah, so that. So I guess the manosphere kind of drives up. What is the.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, to be honest, I think that's why he converted to Islam. It's just another grift.

[Andrew Schultz]

He saw the grift.

[Mark Gagnon]

He just saw it in advance, like. Yeah, it's. That's what annoyed me about the whole thing. I think this guy's just grift to grift to grift.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You could just be a funny person who can kick someone's ass, you know, I mean, you could probably make a decent amount of money doing that. Yeah, but it's just grift to grift. Grift to grift.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Dove]

I think his next thing will be a gold sneaker. It seems to be a trend stakes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Watch how you talk about our president.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, for real, bro. Watch your mouth, man.

[Akash Singh]

What happened with his lawsuit?

[Andrew Schultz]

So that's your president, too? Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You're voting for it.

[Dove]

Where's your sneaks? I don't see. None of y'all bought his snakes.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were sold out.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, my snakes.

[Mark Gagnon]

I keep mine in a glass case.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's actually a great, great point. That's a good thing to do. That's. That's respect. What happened with his lawsuits? Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Do you know what happened with his, like, the sex trafficking? He got arrested by Romanian officials still under investigation.

[Dove]

He got new charges even more, but.

[Andrew Schultz]

They can't get anything to stick.

[Dove]

No, I think they're still building case like, nothing has been dropped yet.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you sure? I thought the initial ones were dropped.

[Dove]

No, I'm almost this.

[Mark Gagnon]

At the beginning of his video, too, there's, like, definitionally, what he describes himself as having done is a form of sex trafficking where he says, like, I get girls who fall in love with me, and then I manip. I get them to do, like, webcam, and then I think get them do sexual things that they might not want to do if they didn't love me. And that is a form of. I think, sweetheart, there's some term that is used as like a. This is a form of sex trafficking.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Akash Singh]

You got to prove he actually did. He could have just be.

[Andrew Schultz]

He could just be talking on a podcast to get views. That's the other thing. Obviously, it feels like the Justice Department out there in Romania is. Is. Is going after him. Now, they might be going after him because he did some illegal. They might be going after him because they're like, why are we harboring this dude that is kind of making us look foolish and making it look like you can do whatever the you want in our country, and we're a respectable place, and we have dignity and laws, and this guy is running around in fancy cars smoking cigars, saying that we're corrupt.

[Akash Singh]

You can buy the legal system.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. It's kind of insulting. And, like, if you're doing that, you could do that in America. You could talk all the you want in America. Right. And probably things won't go that bad for you. Maybe if you're in politics, you have to deal with some shakedown.

[Dove]

Yeah. Tate will be like, sec you. I'm A scammer. Like, he's just taunting these.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you do that in Romania. And they go, well, we'll see about that.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Have you ever seen the guy that invented the Ponzi scheme? Have you ever seen this?

[Andrew Schultz]

Does he look like me?

[Akash Singh]

He looks exactly like you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn it.

[Akash Singh]

Have you. Have we never talked about this? This.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn it. I look like every white old person. Look at that guy. It's kind of similar.

[Mark Gagnon]

He actually looks more like Aaron Rodgers to me than anything.

[Andrew Schultz]

He looks like Dove.

[Akash Singh]

That's anti Semitic. Why are you grifting, bro? Why are you always doing that? Why are you jumping on.

[Dove]

You and Duff had a baby. That's. That's it right there. A. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who's that?

[Akash Singh]

Oh, this is hilarious. This is Simon Cow.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, this is not about the Liam Payne thing.

[Akash Singh]

Is that. I guess we could start on this if you'd like to. So Liam Payne, unfortunately, has passed away. RIP And Buenos Aires. Simon Cowell, obviously the person that put together One Direction, the boy band, one of the most successful boy bands of all time, a couple days prior to. Had posted this. And now all of the comments that were on this video were just harassing him. But this is when you found out that Liam Payne had passed away when you went to Simon Cowell's room.

[Andrew Schultz]

Happy birthday to me Happy birthday, dear Simon Happy birthday to me and that's why I decided never to be a singer. I'm now at an age where when you say how old you are, people clap, and that's depressing.

[Akash Singh]

However, I'm alive, I'm healthy, I'm happy.

[Andrew Schultz]

And thank you, everyone, for your kind messages. Take. Take care till next year.

[Akash Singh]

Bye. Bye. All the comments, like, you have blood in your hands. You killed me in pain. They're going off on Jesus. And that's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, basically. It's not a great look. I mean, it's unfortunate he put out a statement since basically being like, my heart is broken. Like, this young boy that I met that I tried to give the world has now fallen prey to, you know, addiction and, like.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, is that the issue with him? He was on drugs.

[Akash Singh]

That's what it seems like. Yeah. All the evidence points to that. They found what they call pink cocaine in his system. Yeah. Which apparently is not cocaine at all.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it?

[Akash Singh]

It's just like, meth. Like, everything I've read is, like. There's no real definition exactly what pink cocaine is. Like, there's a ton of different explanations for, like, what's in it. And then people call it to see, even though it doesn't really have the same makeup as to see. It's like no one really knows what the fuck it is and what exactly he was on.

[Andrew Schultz]

How do you do it? What does it do?

[Dove]

I thought it was supposed to be coke and Molly.

[Akash Singh]

That's what 2C is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Definition, Mark, you don't have any cycle.

[Akash Singh]

I just have. I just have 2C on, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't have any Zyns, though?

[Akash Singh]

No, no, I'm fresh out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Jesus.

[Akash Singh]

I'm off that, bro. Ever since I became a deadbeat, I'm. I don't do that anymore.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you're not a deadbeat. Are you actually a deadbeat with your kid all the time?

[Akash Singh]

I got a deadbeat kid, bro. He doesn't want to ever kick it with me. That's really what it is. We're talking about deadbeat parents. Never talk about deadbeat kids. Don't want to call their dad, hang out with them.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, that's up, right?

[Dove]

Oh, maybe that was me.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I'm saying. Why don't kids ever take a cat? Liability.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is up.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, that's messed up.

[Akash Singh]

He cries when I hold him. I walk around with him. And that actually is very patronizing. When you walk around with your kid and people look at you and they're like, what are you doing with him? You know what I mean? Like, it's very. It's like, infantilizing. They look at me. They're like, you're not supposed to have a kid. And then they treat you like, yeah.

[Dove]

You'Re in New York.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. So people look at you and they're like, oh, that's so. Like, look, you guys.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, they probably are, because you're. They think you're gay, so they're like, where's your partner?

[Andrew Schultz]

It could be a male thing. Like, you never see. See men with kids. Like, I went to the park with Shiloh, and people look at me like I was weird. Did I tell you this?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're like, did he capture that kid? Like, it's just. You don't see, the only men you see with kids are grandparents. So they see me with my daughter, who's too young to even be at the park, and they're like, what the Is going on here?

[Akash Singh]

That's what people do to me. They're like, where's the. Where's the mom?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, why is it.

[Akash Singh]

What. Why does it matter, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

Dads don't really be with their kids, bro. They'll be with Their wife and their kid. But just dad and kid is a rare sighting.

[Akash Singh]

Really.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't realize it until you got one. You're looking for other ones and they're nowhere to be found. Huh. It's a peculiar thing, but the amount.

[Akash Singh]

Of attention you get is insane. I mean, shut down the park.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shut it down.

[Akash Singh]

I feel like I was One Direction, dude. It was crazy. People walking up to you like they want to see the kid. They're like asking you questions.

[Dove]

That's. Why you going on all these walks alone?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I'm promoting.

[Akash Singh]

My shirt is completely off. I'm not wearing pants. I'm walking around with a kid tied up. I look great.

[Dove]

I can't get the attention on stage. I'm gonna get this attention.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what I'm saying, bro.

[Akash Singh]

My girl says you can't go out. I'm like, oh, watch me. Watch. I'm gonna get my number.

[Dove]

I see, I see.

[Akash Singh]

But yeah, they treat you like. Like you're not supposed to have a kid. It's annoying.

[Andrew Schultz]

People immediately trust you.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. We were walking around Brooklyn and we had the stroller, but there was no kid in it because my wife had the kid and she was with my sister in law doing shopping and shit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And we walked around with a stroller and the whole world opened. Opened up. Yeah, we were like trying to pop into like an outside cafe thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're like, make room.

[Akash Singh]

We'll get you a table right away.

[Andrew Schultz]

They'll grab a table.

[Akash Singh]

They thought we were just a young gay couple walking around with our baby. And they were like, there were women that. We were like, oh, is there anyone sitting here? And like, yeah, we just sat down, but you can join us. Like, what? Never in my life have people been like, oh, yeah, just sit at our table.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, women were like, so disarming. You must be a good person. You're taking care of a child. And the gay thing, I did even consider. That's a double in Williams.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, it's insane.

[Dove]

Oh, that's why you can sit with them. Yeah, okay.

[Akash Singh]

Got a couple gay guys walking around their stroller.

[Mark Gagnon]

Dude, have you met his brother? I haven't, but they talked. Mike sounds awesome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, Mike is great. He sounds all of his family's great. He's the least great. Thank you. That is the point I made. Yeah. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That is 100%.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what Miles said.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it open? News about your sis. Miles's heart. Heartbreaking. Yeah, it's open. Yeah. So Miles's crush, he's not the father. Yeah. Got crushed by somebody else. And she's pregnant.

[Dove]

With all due respect.

[Andrew Schultz]

With all the respect. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Miles is crushing her. Crushed by someone else. With all due respect. Planted a seed and that has been growing fully pregnant. Yeah. But I would hit it out the park.

[Akash Singh]

With all due respect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Miles is back. Miles is back. He was listening. You were listening?

[Akash Singh]

He's listening too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn.

[Dove]

Sorry.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow, man. That's a mother you're talking about. I know that.

[Dove]

It's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Damn good for the state of Florida, mother.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you mean? It depends on where you are, cuz there's still time.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

How many months?

[Akash Singh]

I think she's four months.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, buddy, this is brands louser. Still time, but yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Everyone's got kids. Every one of my siblings.

[Dove]

Is she still with. With the baby daddy?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Oh, okay.

[Akash Singh]

Getting married.

[Dove]

I was going to be like, it's not over for months.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, they're getting married or they want.

[Andrew Schultz]

To pull a Cardi Yeah, what would Cardi do?

[Akash Singh]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Dove]

Knock, knock, knock.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, what would Cardi do? With all respect, what would Cardi B. What would Cardi B do?

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

When her and Offset were beefing ocean.

[Akash Singh]

Where would cardi B. Yeah, where would.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cardi B. Yeah, she cheated with the kid in her apparently eight months. Months?

[Akash Singh]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the camel. You never. You never took the camel for a ride. Miles. You cannot take out the camel. Miles. You. I got my one joke off.

[Akash Singh]

I'm all good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Say what? Why? I got my one joke off. I'm all. That's crazy. That is monstrous. You're a monster.

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know who she rumored to have slept with?

[Akash Singh]

Cardi B. Cardi B. Cardi. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stefan Diggs. Have you seen that? This could be our state segment. Have you seen the. The thing where they ask a bunch of players in the Vikings locker room who's the one player teammate you wouldn't want your sister to sleep with? And everyone single one says Stefan Diggs. And Stefan Diggs is like me. What? I'm a good guy. Which lets me know you ain't every guy. Know who ain't? Everybody says they're like, I'm a good guy. You ain't dove.

[Andrew Schultz]

You a good guy. I'm a great guy.

[Mark Gagnon]

See, case in point.

[Dove]

I'm a good guy too.

[Andrew Schultz]

Damn. I've never slept with Mark sisters. You're a great guy.

[Akash Singh]

You're one of the best guys I know, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

They're probably too old.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good point.

[Dove]

Oh, you got to get them upset. Don't don't go there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we just correct one thing for the record?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dove has sex with old women.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

He doesn't have sex with young beautiful women. He mostly has sex with old ring wrinkly, fat Chinese women. Just. Just masseuses. Not even on canal. Off canal.

[Akash Singh]

Whoa. On like canal masseuse.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like East Broadway or Mott Street. Just something weird. Some crooked ass street. Some just hefty backed Chinese lady. That's who he's. So stop getting this idea that he's out there having sex with young beautiful women. I know. He's so offended whenever we say that he gets offenders.

[Akash Singh]

Do you want to. Do you want to correct the record?

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that age appropriate? That's what I just. What does that mean?

[Dove]

Old?

[Andrew Schultz]

When I grow older, it moves forward.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's every human being on earth.

[Andrew Schultz]

So now you're sleeping with what, more like 35 year old women.

[Akash Singh]

That's great.

[Andrew Schultz]

When was the last woman? That was dog years. What was the last one? Dog years.

[Dove]

Turn this away.

[Andrew Schultz]

Turn this dog ears. Hold on. What was the last girl in her 30s. Such an easy joker, the rooster. Listen, Martin Mits, Shifty's birthday going on some spot in the city of Shifty's birthday. A spot in the middle Brooklyn. Come on.

[Dove]

Damn. 50 the nukes.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's really dropping those nukes. Who was the last girl under 35 that you slept with? Sorry, sorry, sorry. The Last girl over 35 you slept with or 35? Yeah, I've been celibate for a while as I reinvent myself as a God fearing man. Slept with a girl is over. Over 35 years old.

[Akash Singh]

Wow.

[Dove]

Never.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you haven't.

[Akash Singh]

Absolutely.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, not 35 now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who was the last girl you slept with that's over 30? Yes. The answer is yes. I'm not naming names, but the answer is yes. In this. In this calendar year, what was her name? Not gonna name it? No. Can we guess?

[Dove]

During the 20s. Those Brazilians are in their 20s.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yeah. Those Brazilians not even touching 30. Yeah, they might not even be touching 20. We put on Blues Clues. They were kind of like bored and like, I know they don't, but I was there. I just gave them an iPad and I started putting something. And then she was like, she was just scrolling the iPad. So excited and happy. Yeah, it was either that or just listen to her talk. That's just how you feel about Brazilians. No, I love Brazilians.

[Akash Singh]

I think Brazilian.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do a Brazilian accent right now.

[Dove]

I think we all love Brazilian.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do a Brazilian female accent accent right now this is a female Brazilian. Give me a situation. Give me. What are they doing female Brazilian doing? You're welcoming Dr. Umar on the couch with the rest of the flagrant squad. Thank you for coming to a poke. Thank you for coming to the podcast and have a talk with us. On the pocket flag is pocast with jokes that are very painful. Sometime we make jokes on the poast. Is B you?

[Akash Singh]

Pretty much. That's a pretty good spot on ch.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, Good catch.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, dude, who is that? David? Yeah. What a ledge that guy David is shout out to. Oh, I might have found you an assistant.

[Dove]

Who?

[Andrew Schultz]

A girl. The snappy David knows her.

[Mark Gagnon]

Sit down.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do we want that though? Was that a mile 13. Not like that.

[Akash Singh]

Like in the biblical sense.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's up right there.

[Dove]

That's up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who do you think slept with more attractive women in your lives? Miles or you?

[Dove]

You.

[Akash Singh]

That was really good. That was really smart. Somehow he did trickery.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who do you think is better in bed?

[Dove]

Ooh, Miles.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, probably Miles.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think Miles cuz he's more like anxious. He like happy.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

He would make her come and then check if she did.

[Andrew Schultz]

But du don't think he's better afterwards. Like D will come on a girl's head and then be like, man, that was the best sex.

[Dove]

What did she say last night at dinner?

[Andrew Schultz]

You said dove has body amorphia. Oh, yeah. What's the opposite? What's the opposite of d? Dysmorphia. Like he looks at himself and he'll be like, damn, I'm shredded more than you. No, but you look like Jasmine's dad. It ain't built like Jasmine's dad. Get that little up. So you have amorphia body amorphia.

[Dove]

You never had abs.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not once. I did have abs. Whole life. You saw me when I did the fight night. Never. I could have absolute night. That's your body. That's your body. That's your life.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's crazy. That's your body and that's your life.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, bro.

[Dove]

The nose is accurate.

[Andrew Schultz]

You could have a beard like that. You could. Beautiful beer.

[Akash Singh]

Oh my gosh.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got a big beer like that. It would be beautiful. Duff.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Dove]

Should I let myself go like that? Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

100.

[Dove]

The lack of jawline.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, Alex is dressed like him right now.

[Akash Singh]

Who?

[Andrew Schultz]

Stand up, Alex. Oh, you do got swag, right?

[Dove]

I like these. Thank you. Now I'm back on you.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is up with them? Like we should talk about this. They're like shorts inside of shorts. Dove is the king of Getting this shot.

[Dove]

I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's good.

[Dove]

He's good.

[Akash Singh]

But.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but off of me. But. No, no, no. We. It did. We didn't talk about. Because I didn't really even look and see the shorts.

[Dove]

But like this shorts.

[Andrew Schultz]

The jersey is cool. I get it.

[Dove]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, you want everybody to know.

[Dove]

Give them the fight. Give them the fight.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hair is looking good. You like everything is. But the bottom half is just a peculiar thing.

[Dove]

I just like them. I saw them. They look unique.

[Andrew Schultz]

Where'd you see them? What store did you have to go.

[Dove]

To get a. Oh, I went to Temu.

[Akash Singh]

No, no.

[Dove]

Yeah, I tried it out for the first.

[Andrew Schultz]

And can you explain Teemu to.

[Dove]

I don't really know what it is.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's like.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought it's like Amazon for China, right?

[Dove]

Yeah, I guess it is.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because you can buy a diamond making machine for $200,000 on Teemo.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, what?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it makes fake diamonds. Well, real diamonds that are man made. Get the out of here. That's crazy.

[Dove]

But, yeah, I tried it for the first time. These were 12 bucks.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Dove]

Well, highs and lows, baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Al, your balls are showing, though. I could tuck it.

[Dove]

He's getting a little chubby over there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, a little bit. All right, Abercrombie.

[Akash Singh]

Abercrombie.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why isn't peace. Liam Pain.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why are you looking at his balls just hanging out? Because the sperm is young enough for you to.

[Akash Singh]

We back, baby. Just what I thought.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just. Just that there was nowhere else to go.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, we found a way.

[Andrew Schultz]

I really want to all over Al's outfit, but none of y'all were jumping on board with me.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, and I was trying to find an angle that would protect me. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but you got neutral today. You're chilling.

[Dove]

Yeah, you're good. Y'all be taking no risk, man. Y be afraid of. It's. It is what it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel you.

[Dove]

I feel you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'll just come every week.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Knowing there's gonna be a bull. He don't miss a week without wearing some.

[Dove]

Let's go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's go. You out.

[Akash Singh]

It's because you want it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You want us to tease your shorts. I think your shorts are great. I think they're awesome. Thank you. They are awesome. They're. They're one of some of the best shorts I ever seen in my entire life.

[Dove]

Exactly. There you go.

[Mark Gagnon]

At what point does it stop?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it doesn't stop.

[Akash Singh]

No, it doesn't stop.

[Mark Gagnon]

So I'm just curious.

[Akash Singh]

At 40, these are cool pirate shorts. For his peg legs. Come on.

[Andrew Schultz]

We'Re back. Come on. Ask more questions. That Inspired something good.

[Mark Gagnon]

40. So you know, are you gonna be doing this at 40?

[Dove]

I like dressing however the I want to dress.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's gonna keep dressing like that until the moves out the way. Move.

[Dove]

Get. Oh, I thought that was good.

[Andrew Schultz]

I ain't explaining it to him, so.

[Dove]

You explain to us.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't. Don't. He's not on your team. Yeah, try to recruit. God damn. Trying to push it back to me?

[Dove]

No, no, I'm trying to recruit.

[Mark Gagnon]

Come on.

[Dove]

We same team.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Dove]

Black, black and choose.

[Akash Singh]

After a recent Patreon episode where Mark.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I won in beer pong, we pick outfits for. Oh, that's cheating.

[Dove]

We cheated in beer.

[Andrew Schultz]

How does this happen, huh? Did you cheat?

[Akash Singh]

So you made more than they made?

[Mark Gagnon]

I never played before.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, we won.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was crazy.

[Mark Gagnon]

I never played before. We won. Al hits the last ball and I'm like, that's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

We won.

[Mark Gagnon]

I just throw the ball down. They're like, no, no, no. That counts as a shot.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hit the table.

[Akash Singh]

It did hit the table. He tried to bounce it in.

[Dove]

There's something after you get the last one, if your teammate still has a ball.

[Andrew Schultz]

Redemption.

[Dove]

Yeah, they. He has to, like, also try to.

[Akash Singh]

Get it in the game.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, they could have.

[Dove]

They didn't. We didn't know this rule. So he just celebrated and threw it.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is a bastard of the game. This never existed when our generation.

[Dove]

So they cheated.

[Akash Singh]

He dropped the football before he got in the end zone. He was like, no, it's basically there.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you created a tackle. No, this is.

[Akash Singh]

There was no three point line when I played.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you know what we found out at dinner? You know who invented the three point line? If you could guess a group of people that would find a way to get more points for the same thing. What would Offered this up? He's a Dennis. By the way, the three point line was invented by a Jew. Was he not like a 1950s announcer? Really? Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And what was the justification?

[Andrew Schultz]

Whatever. I mean, it just, you know, what is the. I'm. It's too late to even say the joke. Fractional reserve banking. Yeah, that would be the joke if I could have gotten it off.

[Akash Singh]

And they were banking it. That is part of the game.

[Andrew Schultz]

Banking it. That's probably why they started playing. You know, the Jews used to dominate basketball. What a great joke that you've just back us into. The Jews in the early days of the NBA were the athletes. They were balling. They were crushing 100. And it's probably because of the bank shot. That's when they were doing bank shots. They heard that there was bank involvement and they're like, we should get good at this real fast. And. And then they stopped. But am I right about that? But the Jews were phenomenal in the early days. Yeah, I think they're the ones that.

[Dove]

Early days days.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also created the Harlem Globe Trotters. And then he created the ABL that became the aba or they continued the three point line.

[Akash Singh]

Are they the Globe Trotters? They got kicked out of every country. But you guys were the best boxers too. You. They were also like the number one boxers who we got.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dudes were good boxers. That's right. Because you went through your oppressed minority stage in America. This is something that I. That white people do not get enough credit for. What do you got, Mark?

[Akash Singh]

What do you got?

[Andrew Schultz]

Why.

[Akash Singh]

Why are they good boxers? I don't know.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why do you think?

[Akash Singh]

No reason. They just heard there was a giant ring involved. Okay, that's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why did Jews invent all the superheroes, Mark?

[Akash Singh]

Why is that?

[Andrew Schultz]

You're the comedian.

[Akash Singh]

You can't set it up like a perfect joke and then not answer it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because you want to find a way to control the world without having to a large population. Andrew Schultz.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Nice.

[Dove]

Two time msg.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's. It's like his confidence never goes away.

[Dove]

I've Never done amazing du for how long now?

[Andrew Schultz]

We've known each other for 22 years. I don't know if there's been a day where you haven't been confident. Yeah, it never goes away.

[Dove]

He backs way out of his league.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, like that level of confidence, bro. Body crazy. Al put three W's under one crazy. That was insulting crazy.

[Dove]

Damn, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, guys, we need to go take some trips again, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just thought about you on the. On the steps hitting on that shorty. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. For the extra inches, you take some trips.

[Dove]

The lips weren't enough that day.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, but you got up there, you climbed that tree. I don't think. I don't think she let you get there. I fell.

[Dove]

Couple branches snapped.

[Andrew Schultz]

But yeah, yeah, I think. I think after special get that out break, come back. I would love to do some more trips. Like when we did Morocco, we did London. Like, I. I'd love to go to some cool events, pod there, meet some people. What's that? Road pods. Internationally.

[Akash Singh]

Venezuela.

[Andrew Schultz]

Venezuela. Now that they got no criminals left because your lady let them all into the goddamn country.

[Dove]

What about the hoes? They still there or.

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. Oh, actually, I don't know the statuses of that.

[Dove]

Not that I would care about that. I was just curious.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Totally separate conversation, unrelated. How is the food in Venezuela? Totally separate conversation that has no relation whatsoever to hoes. So I just want to make sure that we state that. Is the food delicious down there?

[Dove]

The restaurants have great ambience.

[Akash Singh]

Ambiance.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, the ambiance. Michel star. Oh, yeah. You ever put three fingers in some ambiances?

[Akash Singh]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Cilantro and an arepa. Arepa's got Dove's favorite activity in the world. Walk us on.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, God. All right, listen, yo, Flagrant. I appreciate y'all. I know the boys appreciate y'all. Thank you so much for the support. We hope to all see you guys. Everybody who can make it up at the special taping, man. Yeah. Very, very excited about this first Netflix standup special that I got, which is very, very cool. But most importantly, this has been the hour. Those of you have seen. It has been. The hour has definitely been most important to me, and I'm very excited to finally put it on wax, if you will. So I'll see you guys out there at the shows Thanksgiving, weekends. If you guys are not in the city, pull up for the weekend if you are. We'll see you guys there. Thank you guys so much.

[Akash Singh]

Peace.