Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

Summary

Flagrant Episode #703: "Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL"

Date: May 6, 2026
Hosts: Andrew Schulz, Akaash Singh, Mark Gagnon, AlexxMedia, Miles
Studio: WTF Media, Los Angeles

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Episode Overview

This wild, unfiltered hang opens with a heartfelt address about a major podcast departure—Akaash stepping back to go all-in on his stand-up career—then launches into classic Flagrant chaos: the death of Spirit Airlines, deep dives into airline slander, viral “fish head” rumors, the insane J.P. Morgan lawsuit, stand-up stories, NBA/NFL tangents, locker room bathroom debates, and much more.
The crew mixes sharp takes, relentless jokes, and inside stories, dropping plenty of signature quotables and full-on Flagrancy along the way.

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Akaash’s Farewell & Reflections on Friendship

[00:23–05:00]

• Major News: Akaash is officially stepping away from the podcast to focus on his exploding stand-up career.
• Andrew, Mark, and Miles reflect on Akaash’s growth, Radio City sell-out, and late-night dreams.
• Mark: “Bittersweet because this is my brother. I was here day one...bad boys for life.” [01:37]
• Warm reminiscences about classic pod moments; emotional callback to AlexxMedia's surprise return from Sweden.
• Encouragement for fans to support Akaash’s tour:
  • "Go out and support. Go send him some messages. Show him some love, dude." – Akash [04:19]

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Spirit Airlines Goes Under & Airline Slander

[05:07–10:00]

• Mark is flying Delta—cue a deep roast of Spirit Airlines and reminiscing about its “service.”
• Recap of hidden fees, uncomfortable seats, Spirit’s notorious “pay for everything” business model.
• “I’m not going to accept Spirit slander… It was good for, you know, me going to Florida for 50 bucks…” – Miles [05:51]
• Spirit fail highlight video triggers pod chaos; tales of viral in-flight moments and failed acquisition rumors.
• Miles: "There's a guy trying to buy it, if we can raise enough money...started an Instagram to crowdsource it!" [07:26]
• Discussion of major airlines squashing budget competition; rooting for Spirit’s underdog effect on industry pricing.
• “Whenever Spirit has a destination, now all the other airlines have to lower their price for the economy.” – Mark [08:00]

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Travel Fits, Plane Bathroom Disasters, IBS & “Goldfish Diets”

[09:37–14:00]

• Group roasts each other’s airport outfits, “grandpa slides,” and true “dad shoe” status.
• Akash tells an epic bathroom story:
  • “There was a first class cabin and coach, meaning there were people in coach waiting to access the bathroom… I looked right in the flight attendant’s eyes as I walked out. She knew what time it was…” [10:44–11:15]
• Bathroom and hygiene overshares escalate:
  • Discussion on the normal number of daily poops: “I eat three meals a day, I take three shits.” – Akash [12:41]
  • Miles: “He’s like the Spirit Airlines of food.” [12:59]
  • Debate over being “the tank” (fattest friend sets the standard): “When you’re the fattest friend, you keep everybody under you…” – Andrew [13:29]

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Hygiene Confessions & Towel Catastrophes

[16:39–18:30]

• Intense, hilarious debate: to use or not to use a washcloth? How do you clean your ass? How deep do you go?
• “That doodoo’s been clean, right? Like how is it doodoo anymore if it had soap on it?” – Andrew [17:41]
• “If there’s a hole, you clean a little of it…if you’re working at a golf course and cleaning the holes, you don’t clean just around it.” – Akash [18:16]
• “What do you do with the washcloth?” “It gets washed!” [18:34]

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Bar Hangs, Miles the Mentalist, and Pickup Magic

[22:34–32:28]

• Mark and Miles regale stories of hanging out at bars, Miles’ confidence in talking to women (“I don’t understand the fear.” [23:36]).
• Jokes about magician tactics for meeting women: “You used to make your virginity disappear!” – Andrew [24:04]
• Live demo of a classic pickup-magic bit:
  • “What are your dreams? …Red? Seven of Diamonds!” – Miles [31:59–32:08]
• Crew cracks up over magic tricks and AI-edited group photos (Mark’s AI-boosted body, hilarious “evidence”).

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Fish Head Drama, JPMorgan Lawsuit & Relationship Rumors

[38:21–44:50]

• Recap: Twitter’s “fish head” rumor about a guy discovering his wife’s (alleged) infidelity as an Albanian finance exec at JPMorgan—eventually proven a hoax.
• “He really concocted a whole story just to insult the woman he decided to spend the rest of his life with.” – Akash [39:05]
• Mark: “I don’t think it’s all fake. You don’t just make that accusation with nothing.” [39:38]
• Tangent on workplace relationships, power dynamics, and how people believe stories based on attractiveness.
• “We just go with the hotter person. Whoever the hotter person is, we just believe their story 100%.” – Miles [41:51]
• Raunchy jokes on threesomes, face-sitting, and what counts as “sitting on your face” (detailed technical analysis).

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Interpreters, Sign Language, and Deaf Audience Stories

[47:36–54:54]

• Anecdote about performing standup for deaf/blind audience members, sign language interpreters in Denver:
  • “There were three people there that were deaf, one was actually blind…” – Akash [48:11]
• The group tries to guess the sign language for various races and countries, with many cross-cultural jokes.
• Mark: “I’m gonna start using that though, I like that.” [51:23]
• “Shout out our fish head brothers and sisters, man.” – Akash [53:27]
• Brief ASL trivia: origins, international differences, and how certain gestures could feel loaded or hilarious.

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The Knicks’ Unbelievable Run and NBA Playoff Hype

[55:15–59:54]

• Live score check: Knicks up big, pod erupts with New York pride and playoff predictions.
• “If the Knicks win, you gotta give Zoe credit. …Make him a citizen!” [56:41, 56:53]
• Roster rundown, trashing other teams, theorizing potential Knicks/Lakers Finals, LeBron’s playoff stories.
• “The amount of talk New Yorkers are going to do is going to be…insufferable for everyone else.” – Akash [57:37]

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NBA Players Podcasting, Social Media, and NIL Impact

[67:19–76:41]

• Commentary on NBA (and NFL) stars embracing content creation and streaming—even mid-career:
  • “The yearning for more attention is interesting to me…they’ve got hundreds of millions, all they have is something to lose by doing this side hustle…” – Akash [68:32]
• “But maybe it also brings positive attention—keep your name relevant…” – Mark [68:24]
• Discussion about the new NIL (“name, image, likeness”) era in college sports:
  • “Players are coming into the league with 10M in the bank…what does the coach do?” – Akash [75:07]
  • Theoretical impact on motivation, ego, and locker room dynamics.
• Classic historical tangent: “How fire would it be if they were influencing back in the day? Rodman on live—fire!” – Miles [76:21]

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Unfiltered Debates: Shaq Rumors, Hygiene, and City Slander

[76:59–88:15]

• The Flagrant crew set out to debunk the Shaq "small meat" rumors, launching into graphic, comedic analysis:
  • “Even if he’s not packing, he’s still 7ft—how small could it be?” – Akash [77:58]
  • “You put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean…” – Andrew [78:40]
• Quick news flash: Trouble in the Middle East (“Did they just fire it back up? I think the war is back on.” – Miles [84:46])
• Digression into U.S. and European sex offender stats by city—uncomfortably informative, darkly comic.
  • “What’s the age of consent in France? It’s like 12, right?” [89:27]
  • “No, in 2021 France set it at 15.” – Anonymous Friend [89:36]
• Roasts about Orlando, Disney World, and uncomfortable truths about who lives where.

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Global Geography, Djibouti Jokes, and Electric Car Economics

[81:02–85:08]

• The city of Djibouti gets a pod roast for both its name and location adjacent to Yemen.
• Tesla and gas price laments:
  • “How are you gas like for you? Tell us, man.” – Andrew [83:48]
  • Mark: “It went up…probably like $14 to charge. It used to be 7.” – Mark [84:13]

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Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “That doodoo’s been clean, right? Like how is it doo doo anymore if it had soap on it?” – Andrew [17:41]
• “You just walk up and say, I have a dumb question…whatever’s there, you lean with it…” – Anonymous Friend, pickup line tactic [34:22]
• “We just go with the hotter person. Whoever the hotter person is, we just believe their story 100%.” – Miles [41:51]
• “When you’re the fattest friend, you keep everybody under you because we all feel good.” – Andrew [13:29]
• “How crazy would it be if the Knicks win?” – Akash [56:13]
• “You got something crazy down there—you can put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean.” – Andrew [78:40]

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Notable Timestamps

• [01:37] Akaash’s farewell, heartfelt reflections.
• [05:51] Miles stands up for Spirit Airlines.
• [10:44–11:15] Akash’s plane bathroom destruction story.
• [13:29] Goldfish diet and “being the tank” theory.
• [22:34–33:04] Bar stories, mentalist pickup routines.
• [38:21–44:50] Fish head/JPMorgan relationship drama.
• [47:36–54:54] Sign language interpreter stories from a stand-up show.
• [55:15–59:54] Knicks playoff excitement.
• [67:19–76:41] NBA stars podcasting/social media; NIL impact.
• [77:58] “Shaq’s meat” debate.
• [83:48–85:08] Electric car charging/price discussion.

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Tone & Style

• Fully unfiltered, crass, rapid-fire flagrant comedy.
• Warm camaraderie underpins the relentless roast battle.
• Spirals quickly into absurdist tangents and pure stand-up energy.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

Even if you’ve never tuned in before, this episode is a master class in the Flagrant style: comedians riffing on timely news, sports, and (scatological) personal stories, swapping ruthless barbs, and dissecting viral Internet absurdities. Whether you’re here for takes on the Knicks, airline ineptitude, or the ever-present specter of Shaq’s anatomy, this is as unpredictable, raucous, and riotous as comedy podcasting gets.

Transcript

[Andrew Schultz]

What's up, everybody?

[Akash Singh]

Welcome to Flagrant. Schultze here, Alex Media, Marky Gagnon. Miles is back there and we're on the West Coast. Thank you, Alex Media, for hosting us in WTF Media, Los Angeles Studios. Beautiful, lovely, nice. Don't you guys dare say you like this better, okay?

[Andrew Schultz]

Way too much money on that podcast studio New York City there.

[Akash Singh]

But, but come check out the podcast here. If, if you guys are in town now, we got to address the elephant in the room. No pun intended. Okay. As I'm sure you guys aware, Boya, she really went through it earlier this year, showed amazing resilience and, you know, selling out Radio City recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing stand up around the globe and literally just like living the dreams that he would tell me about at 2 in the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at the Selka. So it's been amazing to see, but. But the experience has put things in perspective for him and he has made the decision to focus all of his energy on standup. He is going to be stepping away from the pod. It is bittersweet. You know, we wish that he did not want to do that, but at the same time, you know, it's very hard not to root for your friends. You know, literally living his dreams. And if he feels he's got to give everything to that, then that's exactly what he's got to do. And we're gonna rock with him. We hope you guys continue to rock with him. Go check out the show. We saw the show, Radio City. It's phenomenal. You guys should absolutely go check it out. Akash.com for. For tickets. So we just wanted to, you know, clear the air. Akash hasn't been on the pod for a while. We thought it was time that we, you know, talk to you guys about it. Thoughts, boys?

[Mark Gagnon]

It's bittersweet because this is my brother. I love him. I was started. I was here day one of this podcast, and it's like we were started together and together. Bad boys for life.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Gay, you know, but yeah, man, I'm proud of him. I'm just so proud. Like, being at Radio City and just seeing crazy, like, just everybody was animated. Like, they loved it, like.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I'm just proud of him. And I think back to when we surprised him when I came home from Sweden.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

His reaction, his reaction, like he didn't even care. The cameras are there, jumped up, gave me the biggest bear hug. I ain't know he was that strong.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. For those of you guys, Maybe newer listeners. Alex got locked up when we were on tour in Sweden and we didn't tell Akash that he got out.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then there's an earlier episode where he just burst in the room and Akash sees him for the first time, thinking he was in jail the whole time. And Akash just goes crazy. And it was just pure love. It was beautiful.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, man.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

I love you, brother, but, you know, we'll see each other. So it's all good.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, man.

[Miles]

Yeah, it's cool to see all the, like, the venues he's selling out and everything that he's doing. I remember even, like, when I very first came to New York, riding in an Uber with him and he was talking about this exact thing, you know, he's like, yeah, man, like, the pod's cooking, but, like, I want to be that guy. And then now he's doing all the stuff he said. Yeah. And yeah, it's just really exciting. Like, as a comic, I think we can understand. It's like, yeah, did you have an opportunity? I mean, he's going to be an msg, like, soon.

[Akash Singh]

Go get it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what I mean?

[Miles]

Go get it. It's cool to see. And I remember the very first clip of this pod I ever saw before I was even on it was premium Pete.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Do you remember that clip? It's back in engine room and he's trying to describe the length of his penis and he holds up a remote.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Somebody goes, you ever seen a TV remote?

[Akash Singh]

And then Akash goes, you take the batteries out of that, Bro. I'll never forget. And the Internet will never let me forget the. The moment of Akash just walking me down a logic thread where about effort.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, effort.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And like, he just knows that I'm

[Akash Singh]

about to just eat my own ass.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then, yeah, it's just like the effort.

[Akash Singh]

And then he gets up and does

[Andrew Schultz]

this, like, Indian dance.

[Miles]

He made me root for the Cowboys, you know?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Never.

[Miles]

Because now that he's not a Cowboys fan, it makes me happy to see the Cowboys win. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's all it is.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, man. Just a lot of memories. Yeah. Yeah. But listen, go. Go out and support aos, man. Go send him some messages. Show him some love, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Y.

[Akash Singh]

He's a man. He's getting after it and he's going to continue to crush it.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Go get a ticket to his show if this tick is left.

[Akash Singh]

Yep.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And. And yeah, I guess now for Indian representation on the podcast, it's gotta Be.

[Akash Singh]

It's gotta be Alex.

[Miles]

Yeah, Alex can take it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, don't do that. Please do the rest of the party. Please do it.

[Akash Singh]

You got you flying back tonight?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

What airline?

[Miles]

Let's start the episode.

[Akash Singh]

All right, guys, we're gonna start the show, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but for real. Whatever. Are you flying now?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I'm Delta.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, Delta.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what's up. You never flew Spirit?

[Mark Gagnon]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not once.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's up? What time? What time?

[Akash Singh]

Spirit was nice. Yeah, I thought that was a propaganda campaign. No, I never saw a fight on Spirit.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, not about the fights.

[Miles]

No one ever got stabbed on my flight. It was a good.

[Akash Singh]

What was wrong with Spirit?

[Mark Gagnon]

The seats were super uncomfortable.

[Miles]

Yeah, they didn't move.

[Mark Gagnon]

And then it's like you think you're getting a deal when you buy the ticket, but then if you have a bag, then you have to pay for that. You have to pay for your book bag. You got to pay for everything.

[Akash Singh]

Probably.

[Mark Gagnon]

They probably make you pay for water.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's like, it sucks, but I'm not

[Miles]

going to accept Spirit slander, for the record.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Because it is what it is. The Spirit Airlines served a purpose. It was good for, you know, me going to Florida for 50 bucks, and it was what it was.

[Mark Gagnon]

You took Spirit.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hold on.

[Akash Singh]

What is this video?

[Miles]

Miles, what is this?

[Anonymous Friend]

Just a Spirit Airlines compilation video that

[Akash Singh]

I saw on the Internet.

[Andrew Schultz]

The greatest hits.

[Akash Singh]

I just want to point out before we watch this video. Miles sourced this on his own.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's actually not true. I can show a text. Mark sent this to me.

[Miles]

No, that's not true.

[Mark Gagnon]

I love

[Andrew Schultz]

podcasters.

[Akash Singh]

Miles, source this video.

[Andrew Schultz]

It. Miles might have edited it. Let's see the video views.

[Mark Gagnon]

I got.

[Andrew Schultz]

Miles, algorithm about Spirit Airlines.

[Akash Singh]

I mean,

[Mark Gagnon]

come on, man.

[Miles]

This might not even be Spirit. That might be United.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, come on.

[Miles]

That might be United. All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

She held it down.

[Miles]

Yeah, she deserved.

[Mark Gagnon]

If you see that full situation. She held it. What?

[Akash Singh]

What is she doing?

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, you can't bring the alcohol on, so you gotta. Just

[Andrew Schultz]

before she went on. No, no, no, no, no, no. Never leaving the lounge. And you just.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can't take it with me. Just threw it back real quick.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, there was the bottle. Not a glass.

[Akash Singh]

It wasn't a single drink. Anyway. Rip Spirit, man. I can't believe no one bought it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm shocked.

[Miles]

Well, there's a guy trying to buy it. Who? Have you seen this? This is a dude that was like, if we can raise enough money, we will buy it as people. And he Started an Instagram account trying to buy it, like, crowdsourced.

[Mark Gagnon]

And so I'm with that.

[Miles]

Right. So he was like, if we can get a million people to all chip in, like, 100 bucks or some.

[Andrew Schultz]

I forget the math on it.

[Akash Singh]

This feels like a Ponzi scheme. I don't think that this is a real.

[Mark Gagnon]

Not because the big airlines want Spirit out of there. Because they're fudgeing up the bag for. Because whenever Spirit has literally fogging up the.

[Andrew Schultz]

Throwing it off.

[Mark Gagnon]

Whenever Spirit has, like, a destination now all the other airlines have to lower their price for the economy.

[Akash Singh]

So we should all be rooting for Spirit.

[Mark Gagnon]

We should be what I'm saying we should be. They've been trying to fuck them over. Like, whenever Spirit has, like, a couple seats left on a flight, they'll drop their price. So then Spirit doesn't sell out, because Spirit has to pretty much sell, like,

[Akash Singh]

every single flight because they're charging so little. Yeah, got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. This was on some.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Mark Gagnon]

Corporate.

[Miles]

And you can make Spirit work. Let the record show, if you show up and you're like, I'm not checking a bag. I'm not getting an upgrade. I'm not buying drinks. You can. The ticket price is the price. They just upcharge you on a bunch of stuff, and that's how they get

[Mark Gagnon]

you dressed like a Spirit flight.

[Miles]

Right there. I'm cozy.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is, like the. This their uniform now.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got fired.

[Mark Gagnon]

You got it from the thrift shop.

[Miles]

Yeah, but no, I mean, I'm a finish beer. I'm not gonna accept the slander. I think they're gonna come back.

[Akash Singh]

Little thing right here. Yeah. Is that, like, a style?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no. It's not styling.

[Akash Singh]

I never know with Mark.

[Andrew Schultz]

See, now I take back my compliment

[Mark Gagnon]

because I thought it was intentional. I was like, oh, that looks fire. And now I know that you just

[Akash Singh]

have some compliment before that you were glazing.

[Mark Gagnon]

I take it back.

[Miles]

No, this had a giant tag on it. And then I was like, oh, let me rip this off. And my wife is like, let me just cut it for you. And I was like, not cut it.

[Akash Singh]

And then I saw a hole in the fog and ripped the whole thing,

[Miles]

and then she cut it.

[Akash Singh]

So I lost twice.

[Miles]

And I look like a dumb ass, but I'm cozy at the very least.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Mark Gagnon]

This my airport flight.

[Miles]

That is. That's.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's my fit in the.

[Miles]

In the upgrade.

[Mark Gagnon]

Can we see his. Yeah, I know you wanted to keep those out of here.

[Akash Singh]

No, you can show them Your grandpa shoes. These are great. These are my grandpa slides. I'm an unc right now.

[Mark Gagnon]

But you're like, leaning in.

[Akash Singh]

What do you mean, leaning in? I am myself.

[Andrew Schultz]

I have two children now.

[Akash Singh]

I can't have a back on a plane. I'm not wearing Converse low tops on a plane.

[Mark Gagnon]

See, but this is like your. You should be at dad shoe stage with some support.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's where I'm at.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you skipped it. This is old, man. Yeah, you're like, I can't even bend down, so I got to just slip them off.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you're at that.

[Miles]

You need Monarchs. You got to go to monarchs.

[Anonymous Friend]

Next.

[Akash Singh]

I don't wear a shoe to the airport that I can't slide in and out of. And we don't even got to take our shoes off anymore. So I'll be honest. On the flight here, my feet got a little cold.

[Miles]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

I almost put the backs on.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just in case a flavor. Son. The.

[Akash Singh]

I took on the flight today, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

Son.

[Akash Singh]

How? Oh, my God. It was glorious. And it was one. And it was one of these poops where

[Andrew Schultz]

miles. It was one of these poops where

[Akash Singh]

the lineup after me. It was. It extend.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was.

[Akash Singh]

There was a first class cabin and coach, meaning there were people in coach waiting to access the bathroom. But they had like two or three people ahead of them.

[Miles]

I wonder. I saw that.

[Akash Singh]

It was glorious.

[Miles]

I thought there was an emergency. There was just people just standing around.

[Akash Singh]

No, there was. And it was big. And I looked right in the flight attendant's eyes when I walked out. She knew what time it was, and she was gonna have to sit there and deal with that smell. And I sat. I was in the first row of the plane. I could smell from my seat. So you know that they were basking in it. I felt bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

I felt bad.

[Akash Singh]

But was a beautiful dump that I

[Anonymous Friend]

think the pilots could smell it.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, 100%. He didn't even look me in eyes on the way out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really? He knew?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I said, thank you. I said thank you for the flight. And he didn't even look me in the eyes.

[Miles]

Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

You turned a flight to Indian Airlines.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on.

[Akash Singh]

Not today.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not today. Come on. Not today. I thought you said Alex. Oh, not today of all days, you know. Come on.

[Akash Singh]

Come on, bro. Come on.

[Miles]

Have you had him knock on you while you're in the bathroom?

[Akash Singh]

An Indian guy?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no.

[Miles]

Just a flight attendant knock on the door, Be like, hello.

[Akash Singh]

Honestly? Yeah, I have.

[Miles]

That's how it meant.

[Akash Singh]

And it's like, you know, it's occupied.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why would you not camping in the bathroom now?

[Miles]

This time was a bit. This was a bad one.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, why? What happened?

[Miles]

I had a tummy ache.

[Akash Singh]

And you were throwing up?

[Miles]

No, I was letting it rip.

[Akash Singh]

Poo poo? Yeah. Oh.

[Miles]

But I was just going through it.

[Mark Gagnon]

What else

[Andrew Schultz]

could it be?

[Miles]

I do excuse myself to fart sometimes. No, I was going through it. I had a little IBS situation and I ripping it up.

[Akash Singh]

What is ibs? Grow up.

[Mark Gagnon]

What? You have your whole life.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but I just caught bowel movements.

[Akash Singh]

I don't have a disease made out of it, so.

[Miles]

People do have diseases.

[Akash Singh]

What is the disease?

[Miles]

Irritable bowels.

[Akash Singh]

How many times do you eat a day?

[Anonymous Friend]

You have the other ibs.

[Akash Singh]

How many times do you eat a day? Well, you're the bad example.

[Andrew Schultz]

How many times do you eat a day?

[Mark Gagnon]

Two times.

[Akash Singh]

Does anybody hear normal?

[Andrew Schultz]

Do we have a normal person?

[Miles]

An exorbitant amount. That's.

[Akash Singh]

I eat three meals a day. I take three shits.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you do three meals plus, like, two snacks in between.

[Akash Singh]

Like, I eat too much.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And now that we have an anonymous friend that's on Reddit.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tied. A completely anonymous friend that's already too tied.

[Akash Singh]

It has made me realize how much I eat because our anonymous friend doesn't eat anything at all. He, like, picks at his food.

[Miles]

Yeah, he's like the spirit airlines of food.

[Akash Singh]

You know what I mean?

[Miles]

He just lowers the bar. You know what I mean? Now you're like, damn, that's how much you can eat.

[Akash Singh]

No, it's bad, dude. It's bad. Our anonymous friend has probably eaten 1,000 calories over the last three days.

[Mark Gagnon]

So, yeah, if you let our anonymous friend get skinnier than you, it's the

[Akash Singh]

only thing I've thought about for 20. We talk about this for 24 hours, it's going to motivate me to eat less.

[Miles]

What was your goldfish example?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

The goldfish only grows to the size of the tank, and he is the tank.

[Andrew Schultz]

When you're. When you're the fattest friend, you keep

[Akash Singh]

everybody under you because we all feel good.

[Mark Gagnon]

Exactly.

[Miles]

I'm not that good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

That's the background. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, you know, you look.

[Andrew Schultz]

You look skinny. Near a big. Exactly.

[Miles]

You know. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

But it's crazy. Like, I've noticed him lose weight within the week. Yeah.

[Miles]

Really?

[Akash Singh]

He would used to wear, like, these cardigans, and I would see that button working overtime.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you see the strings holding, like, the.

[Miles]

The spider man on. On the subway.

[Andrew Schultz]

There goes My hero D. The cardigans are loose now. That button is like damn.

[Akash Singh]

Here's all of our dates in less than 60 seconds this week. Los Angeles, the Greek Theater for the Netflix is a joke fest. I'll be there with Jelly Roll. A bunch of other great comedians, May 15th through 17th. We're in Salt Lake City. Guess what? We just added two more shows Sunday so you can go grab those tickets. Then we got Virginia Beach, June 5th and 6th. You can see us there. And then Halifax, Nova Scotia, August 8th. TheAndrew Schultz.com 14 tickets.

[Miles]

I'm also coming on the road. Great news. At the end of the year, I'm going to be popping into a bunch of beautiful cities. I'll be going to Plano, Texas in October. I'll be going to Chandler, Arizona. Pasadena, California, San Diego, California, Detroit, Michigan and many other dates will be added. Check it out. Mark Yagon live. Thank you so much. I'll see you guys at the show. Alex.

[Mark Gagnon]

And guys, you know how much I love tennis. I am throwing three tennis events this summer. The first one is May 16th. Just head over to All Love Racket Club on Instagram. You can get your ticket link there. It's gonna be drills, music, free giveaways, food. It's a really fun time. See you guys there. But what happens when the world sees one of your friends all of a

[Akash Singh]

sudden get really skinny, then they think I'm the tank.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't have that happen. Yeah, I really got it.

[Akash Singh]

No, I gotta be on my p's and Q's.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I'm start dining, I'm eating. I mean, I'm drinking a perfect hydration water. Yep.

[Andrew Schultz]

Huh. Did the pie.

[Akash Singh]

Does this sponsor WTF Media Studio? It must. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shout out. Perfect.

[Miles]

I love them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

This is my favorite, man. This is the best water you can.

[Miles]

What's your favorite thing about that water?

[Andrew Schultz]

Honestly, my favorite thing about it.

[Mark Gagnon]

They gonna clip this social.

[Andrew Schultz]

My favorite. My favorite thing is the.

[Akash Singh]

Is the color of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

The color of the can. The way you can grab it. Nice.

[Miles]

Yeah. The grip.

[Akash Singh]

The grip.

[Mark Gagnon]

Double grip.

[Miles]

Yeah. You almost got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Helps your ph. You know it does. You know that could be. You got a sidic.

[Akash Singh]

Do we have ph? Do men have ph?

[Mark Gagnon]

You got acidic medussy over. You know you think I have a. Yeah, you shit. It's a little city around the rim.

[Akash Singh]

Nobody would want to go near this thing. I'm going to be honest with you, dude. It is just. I get out the shower, wash myself down, take the water off, dry myself, doodle On a towel?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but I got a good question.

[Miles]

I got a follow up question.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wash myself because I just used.

[Mark Gagnon]

Use the soap.

[Akash Singh]

Y' all don't use wash. I use my hands.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's not good. I don't like that with my hand. You don't wash your balls? No. Your ass. You wash your ass in the front. Oh, I don't wash that. I don't wash that. You can't wash your ass from the front. You're not. Why do y' all wash your ass? You think I'm around like that?

[Miles]

That's what you just did.

[Andrew Schultz]

You guys are crazy for that. You got some nuts for that one, man.

[Miles]

Okay, so you destroy the towel.

[Akash Singh]

I didn't destroy the towel. It's destroyed.

[Miles]

The towel is destroyed. And what do you do with it? Do you tell your wife and you say, hey, by the way, there's a surprise.

[Andrew Schultz]

I hang it back up, Mark. I hang it back up because the doodle got to be clean. It has soap on it.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's true.

[Andrew Schultz]

It can't be dirty. Doodoo. The doodoo's been clean.

[Akash Singh]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, how is it doo doo anymore? If it had soap on it, what's the point of soap? Hey, Alex, what is the point of soap?

[Miles]

Yeah, no, I see your point.

[Mark Gagnon]

If that happened to be. I would give it right back in the shower. Right back in.

[Akash Singh]

But what would that do?

[Mark Gagnon]

You gotta go harder.

[Andrew Schultz]

I've been doing this for 42 years now. You gotta go harder, bro. You have to go harder.

[Akash Singh]

How deep are you? Are you penetrating when you clean it? There's gotta be something in there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Maybe like a millimeter or something like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You gotta. You got a millimeter in there. You gotta clean.

[Akash Singh]

No, you get a millimeter in there.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know?

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, I got a little.

[Akash Singh]

That's what you would do. That's what anybody would do. If there was a hole, you would clean a little bit of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you. If you're working at a golf course and you got to clean the holes, you don't clean around it, right? You get up in there.

[Mark Gagnon]

I have a washcloth. So at least this barrier.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you do with that wash dog?

[Akash Singh]

What do you do with that washcloth? Yeah, that's a good point.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's a new one every time you

[Akash Singh]

throw out a washcloth.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, no, no.

[Akash Singh]

It gets washed. Oh, so you wash it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And then.

[Akash Singh]

So what happens when the soap hits it?

[Andrew Schultz]

I see what he's doing right here. What happens when the soap hits the doodle on the wash.

[Mark Gagnon]

When it goes to the wash and the soap takes the doodle off,

[Akash Singh]

The

[Andrew Schultz]

soap cleans the doo doo. So now it's clean.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes, thank you. But your ass has the doodoo on it. So this soap needs.

[Miles]

It doesn't have it on it because it's on the towel that his wife

[Andrew Schultz]

is going to wash her face with later. I'm just like, you have shit street right now, bro. If it went through jeans, bro.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Akash Singh]

That's a tough look. I would agree. I had IBS if it went through jeans.

[Miles]

You have ibs. Three times a day is not normal.

[Akash Singh]

If you ask any scientist, Three times a day is normal.

[Miles]

Any scientist.

[Akash Singh]

Look up science.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'll look up science.

[Miles]

This is why the scientists keep dying.

[Anonymous Friend]

He's also got the other ibs.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is why they're trying to cover it up. Okay, listen.

[Miles]

Three times a day is not normal.

[Akash Singh]

All right? All right. So I'm the only one with a weird practice.

[Miles]

No, there's.

[Akash Singh]

In the shower.

[Andrew Schultz]

You can't even say. That's very true.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's very true.

[Miles]

I do shower. I shower a lot, actually.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, you average three times a week.

[Miles]

Exactly.

[Akash Singh]

So who's cleaner?

[Mark Gagnon]

Technically?

[Andrew Schultz]

Shit. No, no, no. Shit. Ass shows right here.

[Miles]

He showers every day. 20%. I shower three times a week. 100%. Do the math.

[Akash Singh]

Actually, don't. You might be.

[Miles]

I didn't think about in my head.

[Andrew Schultz]

I might have lost. You did lose.

[Akash Singh]

You shower less, you're dirtier. I'm cleaner and I'm. PH balance with perfect hydration. I don't even know the name of the water, bro. It's got so many different things on it. What's perfect hydration? Oh, ph.

[Miles]

Perfect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, I thought the PH was for ph.

[Miles]

What does PH stand for?

[Akash Singh]

I thought it's just.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the name of it.

[Anonymous Friend]

You're going to hate to hear how many. The average poop is a day.

[Miles]

How many?

[Anonymous Friend]

How many? Anywhere between three times a day to three times a week.

[Akash Singh]

Let me tell you guys something.

[Mark Gagnon]

The average is too big.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's a big.

[Akash Singh]

But let's just start. You said three times a day, right?

[Miles]

So that means 21 times a week or three times a week and you're

[Mark Gagnon]

at the top end.

[Akash Singh]

I'm the best.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay?

[Akash Singh]

Now go showering.

[Miles]

Ask about showering.

[Akash Singh]

I'm not better. Does that not make me better? Definitionally put.

[Mark Gagnon]

American.

[Akash Singh]

Thank you.

[Miles]

Yo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thank you.

[Akash Singh]

That's a good point. That's a good point. Right?

[Anonymous Friend]

Approximately two thirds of Americans shower Daily, averaging seven to eight showers per week.

[Akash Singh]

Why are we talking about showering? I thought we were talking about using the bathroom.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, we just switched just to get some other.

[Miles]

Other data. I don't know if that. Trust.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, look at that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look at that.

[Miles]

Google. Not American. Google. Europe.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're not even close to the average bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Our anonymous friend.

[Akash Singh]

Your anonymous friend on day two of. Of Red. A two time.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

This was angry.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know. It made him. What is it?

[Miles]

I mean, guess why. Oh, yeah, you can. You can guess. No food.

[Akash Singh]

No food. Now he's, like, happy. But that first day, he was mean and angry and just, like, chopping us down. Yeah, chopping us down. He had no tolerance for anything.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is.

[Akash Singh]

So I sparked up a conversation at the diner with this lesbian table. Lovely lesbian table. We were talking about the different food. He mocked me for it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wow.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's a hate crime.

[Miles]

Technically.

[Akash Singh]

I agree.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

I wish he was in this room.

[Andrew Schultz]

I wish he was in this room right now. So we could. We could talk to him about the hate crime he committed at the diner.

[Akash Singh]

Our friend is on Reddit too.

[Andrew Schultz]

I wish it. I wish it. I wish it so much.

[Anonymous Friend]

This is annoying.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is how funny this is.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm getting texts that maybe. Maybe some of this will be edited so we're gonna find out what makes it in.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, this is our anonymous friend.

[Anonymous Friend]

This is our anonymous friend who's not in the room. Who's texting me. Definitely not in the room and snapping at me.

[Miles]

Yeah, exactly. Who knows who it could be?

[Mark Gagnon]

It could be you. I was just gonna say the annoying

[Andrew Schultz]

part of this is trying to act

[Akash Singh]

like it's not him.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know, right? He's trying to code too tight for racism.

[Akash Singh]

Could they lower that?

[Anonymous Friend]

Unclear if that's possible.

[Andrew Schultz]

We are all gonna lose weight and

[Anonymous Friend]

it's gonna look like I'm the one who's on Reddit.

[Akash Singh]

Yo. These guys were so horny, by the way, at the bar the other night. Oh, my God.

[Mark Gagnon]

What would all those gay dudes they was climbing with.

[Miles]

Oh, we gotta talk about that.

[Akash Singh]

After they spent the day climbing with the gays after the show. We were at just some bar. And Miles was a horny dog.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

God.

[Akash Singh]

And Miles has courage.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Talk to girls like it's nothing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, I know that.

[Akash Singh]

I was very impressed.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Anonymous Friend]

I've never had an ounce of fear of that. I don't understand the.

[Miles]

The.

[Anonymous Friend]

The fear.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really?

[Miles]

You don't understand?

[Akash Singh]

What do you mean? You don't understand?

[Miles]

Right?

[Akash Singh]

Boy, what about the fear of public humiliation?

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah, it's not.

[Anonymous Friend]

It's not humiliating. I just don't even see how there's humiliation in it.

[Akash Singh]

I agree with you. Like at least trying to.

[Mark Gagnon]

He'd have to pretend to be a magician to talk to girls.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, Mark, I didn't pretend I'm a magician. I was doing magic to get you.

[Miles]

No, this is obvious.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you used to work make your virginity disappear. How about that?

[Mark Gagnon]

Wearing top hats. And

[Miles]

we're not putting this on me.

[Anonymous Friend]

Damn, you are top.

[Mark Gagnon]

I remember, bro.

[Miles]

I would never wear a top. I did do magic and there's nothing wrong.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stickers of you or some.

[Miles]

I did do that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also.

[Miles]

I gave out.

[Andrew Schultz]

The stickers were fired,

[Miles]

man.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you know that.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know that their frat brothers came

[Akash Singh]

to one of the shows in Tampa, Okay. And these guys, by the way, don't give any details about the fraternity. They like. They like, keep the secrets. What fraternity, bro? Exactly.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, but this guy was loose lit.

[Andrew Schultz]

They were spilling. Let's go. Oh, my God. And they would get real quiet when he would spill some foul.

[Akash Singh]

You're not supposed to share. Yeah, I almost feel like we should talk about it. Like what? Talk about the sacrifice of the black women that you did. Huh?

[Andrew Schultz]

What? Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's actually very untrue. Really fabricating something.

[Akash Singh]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Miles, that woke me up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. That was horrible. No anxiety about approaching women? Maybe a little more anxiety would have

[Akash Singh]

been nice in those situations.

[Anonymous Friend]

It's annoying, cuz what he's going to do is. Is take us too far so that we're willing to disclose anything.

[Miles]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

It's called the door in the face technique.

[Miles]

And where'd you learn that? The game Learning

[Andrew Schultz]

a book about how to approach. No, Chaldi. Oh, yeah.

[Miles]

Persuasion. Persuasion. The art of persuasion. That is a good book actually. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

This is in a communications class. Yeah, yeah.

[Miles]

And what is it? What is the technique?

[Akash Singh]

Push the. Put the door in her face. Slam the door right in their face.

[Miles]

It's the Spirit Airlines technique.

[Andrew Schultz]

Another thing is.

[Akash Singh]

Can we. Can we just fly Spirit for one last time?

[Miles]

Just.

[Mark Gagnon]

What are they doing with those planes?

[Akash Singh]

What do. Completely shut down. There's one flight going.

[Mark Gagnon]

People showed up to their flight.

[Akash Singh]

Stop playing.

[Andrew Schultz]

That is the most hilarious. No, it's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Get off the airlines to do that, not the people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Yeah. Phew.

[Akash Singh]

Why would anybody even think you meant that, bro?

[Andrew Schultz]

How. Yo. West coast flag is kind of. Just kidding. Anonymous friends. He already written down time codes.

[Anonymous Friend]

Our anonymous friend who's on the room can Somehow see my timer and his rating Dead time.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why I stop doing that to you?

[Akash Singh]

We stop sharing information with one another.

[Miles]

He's taking control of his health. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Akash Singh]

Can you take control of your health? Health?

[Miles]

I'm very healthy.

[Anonymous Friend]

My biological age is going annoying this weekend.

[Miles]

I was not. I was giving. I was giving some random person.

[Andrew Schultz]

He did it, bro.

[Miles]

Dude, I was giving advice. I was giving my. My nutritional advice because someone was asking me, like, hey, do you have any tips on how to get shredded? Yeah, I saw you on a hike. You look diesel.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And I just, you know, I gave my thoughts.

[Mark Gagnon]

Bio age is mad. Oh, why would anyone take advice?

[Akash Singh]

I was in a tough spot when

[Miles]

I did the bio age, okay? I was going through a lot, but now I'm getting it. I'm getting it back. I'm dialed in.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why did y AI abs on yourself?

[Miles]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I tell you?

[Miles]

That's not the story. That's not the story.

[Akash Singh]

Okay, so there's an original pick that goes out to the group chat. It's just them in the forest or whatever these guys did. Okay? We played paddle straight gun.

[Miles]

How is that better?

[Akash Singh]

These guys were shirtless in the forest. Avery Miles and Marky G. It was a great time. Okay, so then all of a sudden, someone sends an AI doctored image of them to the group chat. His friend. Okay, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

What I saw.

[Akash Singh]

Now, hold on. Hold on one second. Hold on one second. Now. I only saw the AI doctored image, okay? If you guys kissing in the background. Everything. I didn't even think about none of that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I immediately messaged our friend.

[Akash Singh]

I was like, yo, Mark really got ass.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let's go, let's go.

[Anonymous Friend]

Also,

[Andrew Schultz]

because I knew there was an AI part of it, and I was like, yo, what's up with Mark, though? Like, did he get it back? Mark lost it.

[Akash Singh]

We.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, you know what?

[Miles]

Y' all are haters, bro. Y' all are haters.

[Andrew Schultz]

I gotta step in. There was a tattoo on his. Like, below his.

[Anonymous Friend]

On my.

[Miles]

On my.

[Mark Gagnon]

Now you looking a little hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's how hard I looked.

[Akash Singh]

I was like, n. He didn't get a tattoo. He would have told us he got that tattoo. Like, that's how I started to think it might be AI zooming on that

[Miles]

slutty tattoo that is fire. Should I get that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, but you had a body like

[Akash Singh]

that back in the day, Mark.

[Mark Gagnon]

So that was when he was on a test.

[Miles]

No, no, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

The issue was you said it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to get on the red.

[Miles]

Said what test?

[Mark Gagnon]

You Were doing the thing that it's like, oh, organic or something.

[Miles]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Andrew Schultz]

You was cheating the whole time?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Miles]

No, I took a natur. Testosterone booster for six months.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the same steroids. Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the same as Mars Men.

[Miles]

It's a sponsor of the pod.

[Akash Singh]

No, I mean, obviously, shout out the

[Andrew Schultz]

sponsor, but what are you gonna say about that?

[Miles]

What you gonna do now?

[Andrew Schultz]

Listen, if you take Mars Men, have

[Akash Singh]

the confidence to share that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes.

[Anonymous Friend]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

People lying and cheating. It's a natural booster how you cheat.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's still the AI.

[Miles]

No, AI just put the tattoo on. That's all. That's. I mean, zoom in on that a little.

[Akash Singh]

I can't believe you would cheat.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah. But you know what's crazy? I was like. I was like, oh, he got it back. And then I saw mine.

[Akash Singh]

And you're like, oh, it's not the

[Mark Gagnon]

sunglasses just on my chest.

[Andrew Schultz]

Not Eve. I was like, no, I just noticed. Yeah, y' all were looking at Mark's

[Anonymous Friend]

body before you saw that.

[Akash Singh]

I just figured they stuck it there where the guy's come.

[Mark Gagnon]

I thought all the guys were real, bro.

[Miles]

I like that the AI didn't make Miles that Jack.

[Akash Singh]

I like that Joey got his tongue out.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's not AI.

[Akash Singh]

That's normal.

[Miles]

Like, it didn't really make you that strong. Miles, why do you think that is?

[Mark Gagnon]

That is kind of up.

[Anonymous Friend]

Damn, Miles, I can't really see anything.

[Akash Singh]

How shitty is your body?

[Andrew Schultz]

That.

[Akash Singh]

That's what AI thought was better.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, that's Al.

[Akash Singh]

Don't laughing him, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't laugh. You being a real West Coast. West Coast. Al is a different breed, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

Miles, don't let them do that to you, man. You look great.

[Anonymous Friend]

I look great.

[Andrew Schultz]

I look great.

[Akash Singh]

He does look great. Talks to girls, man, all the time was incredible.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay, yeah, yeah. Let me let.

[Miles]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Akash Singh]

He was just talking to girls. They were. They were feeding.

[Mark Gagnon]

Can we talk? Can we talk about it or not?

[Akash Singh]

It was just Miles, really, to be honest.

[Miles]

How was the. How was the. The energy?

[Mark Gagnon]

Were you able to.

[Miles]

To connect?

[Anonymous Friend]

They're all European, and they were not really having any of it. So I do like the. You walk over, just, you know, just say something, and then you go back the second time, and if you're not getting good energy, you just got to sort of let that go.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is Denver, right?

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Miles]

Also giving Miles pickup lines. Did you. Did you use anything?

[Mark Gagnon]

What? Pick a card.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that works.

[Andrew Schultz]

Joe.

[Akash Singh]

Mark, you did magic tricks for girls, bro.

[Miles]

That was Fire.

[Akash Singh]

Bro, I don't think I knew any magic tricks.

[Miles]

The thing is, I didn't even do it for them. I did it for me. Like, I just did it, cuz.

[Akash Singh]

I love magic, man. That's what it is, dude.

[Miles]

I said pick a card. I said, what. What's. What are your dreams?

[Akash Singh]

All right, I got one. Go.

[Miles]

Is it black or red?

[Akash Singh]

Red.

[Miles]

Seven of diamonds. Is that not impressive, ladies?

[Mark Gagnon]

This place about to get shot up. You got the Mentalist in the building.

[Miles]

Is that not a little impressive?

[Akash Singh]

I wish I told you. No, it was the seven of diamonds.

[Mark Gagnon]

Get the out of here.

[Akash Singh]

I wish I told you.

[Miles]

I have a gift.

[Mark Gagnon]

Stop it.

[Miles]

I have a gift.

[Akash Singh]

Is that not.

[Miles]

Is that not a little bit interesting that I can do that? I have that. That talent.

[Mark Gagnon]

Anyway, I'm not going to think around this guy. I don't do much of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

What a change.

[Mark Gagnon]

Are you gonna put the in your mouth?

[Andrew Schultz]

Just play with your fingers. Is mad dirty.

[Miles]

You are playing with.

[Akash Singh]

I wash my hands after I use the bathroom here. I just want to let you know.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't believe you.

[Akash Singh]

I did.

[Mark Gagnon]

I really don't believe you.

[Miles]

The only time I wash my hands in the bathroom, really, is when I'm in there and there's someone that just saw the show.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's the only.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the only time I do it.

[Miles]

We were in Denver and it was the only bathroom. If I was in there alone, I'd be like, pee dip. This time I'm in there. There's a guy like, yo, dude, fire show. How long you in town for? I was like, I have to wash my hands now. This is the worst.

[Akash Singh]

Do you go?

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you go, oh, God, I don't

[Akash Singh]

even want to share this thing with y' all all.

[Miles]

Don't.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's okay. No, no, no, don't.

[Akash Singh]

My wife clocks me washing my hands. Like, I gotta wash my hands. And I don't lie to my wife. So sometimes I don't want to. You. I don't want to use soap because it's a. It's more of an ordeal.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

You got to put the soap and then you really got to wash it off. And then sometimes there's suds and it's a whole thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

So the same thing in, like, the shower, cuz.

[Akash Singh]

So what I do is I'll turn on the water and then I'll just put my hand on the soap dispenser. So technically, there's at least one molecule. Molecule of soap on my hands.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And then I Wash my hands like that.

[Mark Gagnon]

This is more work to not wash your hands.

[Akash Singh]

Yes, probably. As I say, it sounds pretty dumb.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

But at least I'm not lying. Yeah. Yeah.

[Miles]

That is true. That is true. Yeah. It's the principle.

[Akash Singh]

It's the principle that counts. Yeah.

[Miles]

Can we get back to Miles's opening line with these European women?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. What were you saying to them?

[Mark Gagnon]

And what type of European.

[Anonymous Friend]

Well, that was a funny thing. They were like, oh, I.

[Andrew Schultz]

The line.

[Anonymous Friend]

I go. I always just go up and I go, hey, I have a dumb question. And just sort of whatever's there you sort of lean with. And I was like, oh, I'm not from here. Do you have anywhere that you'd suggest we should go? We're like, downtown Denver. There's not a lot of bars around. They were like, oh, we're not also from here. Let's go. Where are you guys from? And they were like, like, Europe.

[Akash Singh]

I was like, oh, damn.

[Anonymous Friend]

Where in Europe?

[Akash Singh]

They just gave you the whole continent.

[Miles]

A land mass.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's up.

[Anonymous Friend]

So I was like, oh, where in Europe? And the. The Italian girl goes, italy. And the other girl sort of is really hesitant, and I was like, you don't have to. And she goes, you have. You probably haven't. Austria. And I was like, yeah, I know Austria.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, retarded.

[Akash Singh]

So they really think we don't know all the countries, man.

[Miles]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was not what Schulz's opening line was, was he. He said that he should go. That Miles should go talk to him, and he was trying to like, like, pep him up.

[Mark Gagnon]

What was it?

[Akash Singh]

What I say?

[Miles]

You say, yo, go up to that girl and tell you want to spit in her butt.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't say that. That's what he said. Not say that.

[Miles]

Like, I don't know if that's going to play. That's what. That's what the conversation.

[Andrew Schultz]

I say, spitting her butt. That'd be fire. Whoever thought of that? But I didn't say that one.

[Akash Singh]

That's not me. I'm.

[Miles]

I got kids, you know who didn't talk to anyone.

[Akash Singh]

One.

[Miles]

Who? One of our friends.

[Mark Gagnon]

Holy.

[Miles]

Yep. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah.

[Akash Singh]

Red.

[Mark Gagnon]

Get him off the shot.

[Akash Singh]

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[Mark Gagnon]

Get them off the shot, bro.

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[Andrew Schultz]

What's going on, boys?

[Miles]

Yo, there's a little fish head in the news.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, did you hear about that fish head?

[Mark Gagnon]

I heard it was fake.

[Akash Singh]

Well, of course it was fake. Oh, yeah, you weren't on Patreon. We were talking about it. And by the way, before it ever got revealed it was fake, I knew it was fake. Yeah, and I said so on Patreon.

[Miles]

He was riding for the Albanians.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Miles]

He was riding for the Albanians.

[Akash Singh]

Come on. Yo. Come on, Albanians. You know what time it is? I knew there would never be an Albanian girl who would talk like that. That never. Now the funny thing is he made it up. Like. So the guy who's making the accusations, now that we know it came from him, that's how he feels about his wife.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, that's the hilarious thing.

[Mark Gagnon]

Fish. Small titty.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like he really concocted a whole story

[Akash Singh]

to just insult the woman that he decided to spend the rest of his life with. Yeah. Damn Asian fish head is amazing. Amazing.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't think it's all fake.

[Akash Singh]

Maybe not all fake. Maybe that's something.

[Miles]

I think the only. Like there's been some more stuff that's come out. But the people just saw his face and they're like, oh, yeah, this is.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And everyone's just accepted that it's fake based off of just seeing the two of them.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the worst. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Put it up.

[Mark Gagnon]

And that is the worst. When people just see. He's like, nah, he looks like no chance at a.

[Anonymous Friend]

He looks like Gumby.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Anonymous Friend]

I've been trying to figure out who

[Miles]

it is and Joey said it looks like a French cartoon.

[Mark Gagnon]

But no, I. I think, think. I think there's a little truth to it. You don't just make that accusation with nothing. Like he had a little bit and he probably tried to exaggerate the situation. But you don't just pull that out of nothing.

[Akash Singh]

But it's a big swing.

[Miles]

But he's a smart guy. He's working at J.P. morgan. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And he had the best boss ever. And he it up somehow. Right. That's the other thing. It's like kind of great boss because

[Mark Gagnon]

now he's doubling down. Did you see that?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's saying now he's like, she's forcing him into threesomes and shit like that.

[Miles]

That the double down is hilarious because it's just more awesome.

[Andrew Schultz]

Some people don't get health care, yo. Some people at their job don't even get healthcare.

[Akash Singh]

You getting and threesomes and healthcare.

[Andrew Schultz]

Albanian with cannons.

[Miles]

Nah.

[Mark Gagnon]

What if it was a threesome with a dude? Still, if she's like a sex beast like that Still.

[Miles]

Still. You seen her, bro? She's a piece.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, she's not. She's not threesome with a dude.

[Akash Singh]

Don't do that.

[Mark Gagnon]

She is not threesome with a dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dude is.

[Akash Singh]

You go ugly her, cuz then you share the ugly.

[Miles]

You don't want to.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

If it's. If a girl's fine.

[Akash Singh]

You want that to yourself. If a girl's ugly, you got to share ugly. He is doing math here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Like, it's kind of.

[Andrew Schultz]

But no. You know, I'll do the math.

[Miles]

With me. You.

[Akash Singh]

You want to take on the ugly just for you.

[Andrew Schultz]

You only. Or would you, like, nobody knowing I had this ugly?

[Anonymous Friend]

That's.

[Akash Singh]

Hey, that's a good point.

[Miles]

But there's also mutually assured destruction.

[Andrew Schultz]

What if it's a.

[Mark Gagnon]

But what if it's a super duper bad end? Is like, she's like, the only way. Like, yes. Tennis movie.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's what it is.

[Akash Singh]

No, no, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's like, y' all both want me so bad, the only way you can have me is if y' all do some gay.

[Miles]

But that's different. That's. This could just be a regular old threesome.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Why would you assume it's gay?

[Mark Gagnon]

Look at him.

[Akash Singh]

Nah, you're being insulting right now. You're being insulting.

[Miles]

He does look like he has a list a little bit.

[Akash Singh]

Mark said clavicular is completely.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Vindicated.

[Miles]

Clavicular's whole worldview is a little bit justified now.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why?

[Miles]

Because everyone was like, oh, man, this girl's crazy. I can't believe she did this. Everyone believed the story, and then they saw him and they were like, oh, no. We just go with the hotter person. Whoever the hotter person is, we just

[Akash Singh]

believe their story 100%.

[Miles]

And so we see the hotter woman, we're like, yes.

[Akash Singh]

We don't believe this fine ass Albanian woman who's incredibly successful and very important to J.P. morgan would have to have a sex slave as ugly as this guy. That's the logic.

[Mark Gagnon]

I get it.

[Akash Singh]

That's the logic.

[Mark Gagnon]

But is it, like, are people saying she's super fine just because she works in finance? And we don't expect super fine because

[Miles]

she forced him to, then sat on his face.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Because the way people talking about it, she's not, like, super fun.

[Miles]

No, but the Lord.

[Andrew Schultz]

Beautiful.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but not, like, super fun. The way people are talking about it is like, she's way out of his league.

[Miles]

They're like, now. What she was doing was so freaky, though. She loved it.

[Akash Singh]

Allegedly. She didn't do this, obviously, but the allegations were. The allegations were horny. The allegations was horny, man. There were some horny allegations.

[Miles]

Smothered him, sat on his face.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yo, I believe the dude, man.

[Akash Singh]

Has a girl ever sat on your face?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but I asked for it.

[Akash Singh]

And. And.

[Miles]

He was a WWE move, Rafi.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but, like, what?

[Akash Singh]

And what. How long did that go on for?

[Mark Gagnon]

You never. Could you floral?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but she's sitting on your face.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's not like sitting like, she's still a little arched. You need some room to do your thing.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of it differently.

[Anonymous Friend]

You're thinking like full weight.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I'm thinking full weight is on your face.

[Miles]

No, no.

[Mark Gagnon]

When people say that, they don't mean.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what I thought. I thought on her kn. I thought she's on her knees. I thought she's sitting on her knees and just sitting on your whole head. That's not how it's done. That's how I imagine it would be done.

[Miles]

You sound like a magician.

[Mark Gagnon]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's how I thought it was done. How are you guys. How dare you call it.

[Akash Singh]

Sit on the face if she dog.

[Anonymous Friend]

Say again? What do you think doggy is? If you're taking everything literal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Like how dogs do it. How's that punch over. Yeah,

[Miles]

yeah. Where you grab her legs.

[Andrew Schultz]

You it. Dude, that's doggy, obviously. Doggy's close. Doggy's close. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Not sitting on your face is close. No, no. Let me tell you something. This is not sitting. This is sitting. You can't call something sitting when the. The weight, the pressure is not on the object. The object in this situation is your face.

[Mark Gagnon]

It is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Little bit.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I don't think there was. I don't think there was for you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you're lying about it, and I think you're making it up. I think you're making it up.

[Akash Singh]

I don't think a girl ever sat on your face.

[Mark Gagnon]

Hey.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Would you tell me the race of this woman?

[Mark Gagnon]

Nope.

[Miles]

Can you tell me what airline she flew?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's. Could be Emirates. Ryan.

[Anonymous Friend]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Miles]

She does have a good face for sitting, though.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's got a good look. He's.

[Akash Singh]

He's also not ugly. I don't know why everybody thinks that guy's ugly.

[Mark Gagnon]

Son, he got your nose.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's not ugly.

[Miles]

First Joel's trying to pull this. We were. We're in the green room in Denver, and after the show, there's a bare knuckle fighter in there, and he legit does bare knuckle fights. That's his profession.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Miles]

He's a beast, a professional. They know all knockouts. Like, just a legit freak of nature athlete. And he's like spirit airlines

[Akash Singh]

spiritual.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know if he's full spirit, but he's spiritual. And he was like.

[Miles]

He was like, yeah, you know, I had a fight like 10 days ago, and he was like, she was like, damn, you look good after 10 days. He was like, yeah, you know, he cracked me in the nose. I basically broke my.

[Akash Singh]

But you know, I feel good. Yeah, man.

[Miles]

I had that same thing.

[Akash Singh]

I did.

[Miles]

And we were like, what? He's like, yeah, the paddle thing, like, it. My nose up.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, I didn't tell you I fell on a paddle.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I did tell you, right? And he was trying to.

[Akash Singh]

My is still black and blue. This guy recovered in 10 days.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just fell on a paddle. My nose is like yellow.

[Miles]

Commiserates. Like, no, I've been there, bro. I've been in there. I got a nose injury. He asked me, he was like, do I have to address this on stage? I was like, no.

[Akash Singh]

So my nose was yellow. I look like a fish head, bro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look like someone sat on my, bro. We got. We got out of the plane coming here, and Miles goes, I'm hungry.

[Miles]

I think I'm going to go to

[Andrew Schultz]

Fish head Express and get something. That was good.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, but was that not a relatable moment?

[Andrew Schultz]

Two athletes in their talking about the

[Akash Singh]

injuries they've endured, the sport that they love?

[Miles]

Yeah, I guess, in a way. But he was a nice guy, too. He's like, oh, yeah, man. We all go through it, you know,

[Mark Gagnon]

I just love the picture you sent to the group chat. It's like. He's like, yo, I think I broke my nose. Your nose was the same size. It was just a little red.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, really?

[Akash Singh]

Yes, bro.

[Anonymous Friend]

You guys.

[Akash Singh]

So it's not going to go down.

[Andrew Schultz]

I thought the swelling would go down eventually. That's.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just sit on it, bro.

[Miles]

Yeah, you put a little work on it. Go a long way for your nose, dude.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, see? Just broke my nose again.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just. I just hit my nose again.

[Akash Singh]

I just destroyed.

[Mark Gagnon]

That is a lethal weapon right there.

[Akash Singh]

Right?

[Mark Gagnon]

I get that insurance,

[Andrew Schultz]

son.

[Akash Singh]

At the show in Denver, there's a sign language interpreter.

[Miles]

Oh, this is awesome.

[Akash Singh]

So, like, legally, if there are people there that are. I always mix it up. Retard.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, no, not that, not that. It's not that.

[Akash Singh]

No, I'm teasing.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm teasing. If they're.

[Akash Singh]

If they're deaf, blind. No, you.

[Andrew Schultz]

You are new. I knew if I. I knew if I threw the ball up even slightly, he would dunk at home. I knew I would do that. There were three people there that were deaf.

[Akash Singh]

One of them actually was blind Lines.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah, there's a fun wrinkle in that.

[Akash Singh]

Yes, yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Chosen.

[Akash Singh]

Who would tell you, but they were fantastic. And then there were. There were two. I Think state law means that you have to have an interpreter there that can make sure that they can understand the show. And there was actually two interpreters there, but I didn't know that there were two. So the people that were deaf were sitting in the second row.

[Mark Gagnon]

Who pays for that?

[Akash Singh]

I imagine there's like a. An organization that I think that that one of the sign language interpreters, Amber, runs, and maybe people donate to it, but it was. It was sick. Not us.

[Andrew Schultz]

And.

[Akash Singh]

And so like this Amber interpreter, she's up there and like, she's like giving all the interpretations, whatever, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden there was another girl that was in the front row that I thought she was doing the interpreting too. And then all of a sudden they switched and I was like, who is deaf here? Like, I had no clue who was deaf. And apparently it was both of them doing like shifts.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[Akash Singh]

That's how it went.

[Miles]

Fired. Doing all the signs.

[Akash Singh]

And so what do you think the sign language way of saying Jew is?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, Just what would you guess?

[Miles]

They said it

[Andrew Schultz]

really? It's like that? No.

[Miles]

What the hell?

[Andrew Schultz]

What the. You're up.

[Miles]

This guy, he's the racist dude on the pod.

[Akash Singh]

You're more racist than Miles, bro. Miles. More racist than one race.

[Andrew Schultz]

What you mean you said. I just said it.

[Akash Singh]

No, that was messed up. That's crazy. That was. That was uncalled for.

[Miles]

Dam especially what they're going through.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right, so how do you do it?

[Akash Singh]

You go,

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it's this Alex Smith.

[Akash Singh]

Like, you have a beard.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, couldn't you get confused with like muzzle Muslims?

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm gonna tell you. Hold on.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah. Do you know what Mexican is? We went through all this on stage at the show. Mexican is this. Oh, okay, I like that.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's fine.

[Miles]

That's good.

[Akash Singh]

Do you know what Asian is? I'm not making this up.

[Andrew Schultz]

I hope you have a close up of Al trying to make a fish taste.

[Mark Gagnon]

I haven't done that since I was a child. I was like, how do you do?

[Andrew Schultz]

Still do this?

[Akash Singh]

No, it's not that. I can't even tell you what it is. You feel uncomfortable, huh? What? Muslims.

[Anonymous Friend]

Cute.

[Akash Singh]

What is it? Oh, oh, like praying.

[Mark Gagnon]

Praying.

[Miles]

Okay, that's nice.

[Akash Singh]

Pays for the interpreter. Oh, apparently the venue pays for. The interpreter

[Miles]

knows.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anonymous. Hey, don't Anonymous.

[Anonymous Friend]

You got to stop up.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, I'mma start using that though. I like that.

[Akash Singh]

Dude, did you know our Anonymous friend went on Reddit 2tide so he could just save money on food?

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you know that's

[Akash Singh]

you're wasting your time,

[Miles]

Ren.

[Anonymous Friend]

Jew time.

[Mark Gagnon]

N. Come on, cuz.

[Miles]

He's got bro. That's kind of fun.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

Do the sign, then we'll guess what.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's all out.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Up.

[Akash Singh]

Okay.

[Miles]

Miles is off camp, but he's doing no. Oh, he is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm on a cam.

[Mark Gagnon]

What is this?

[Miles]

What do you think?

[Anonymous Friend]

This one is similar to this.

[Akash Singh]

H. Christian.

[Miles]

No. Pointy chin. Point.

[Anonymous Friend]

Think of this as being a letter.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, I don't know. What is it?

[Anonymous Friend]

Israel is the. Is the beard, but it's the beard.

[Akash Singh]

Got it.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's interesting.

[Miles]

That's kind of interesting saying.

[Anonymous Friend]

Trying to find.

[Miles]

You got any other ones?

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah, I'm trying to find some fun ones for you.

[Miles]

Did you find out what black is?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why?

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Akash Singh]

I think it was this. I think it was this.

[Miles]

Oh, yeah, it was that.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's real.

[Akash Singh]

That's it. That's what it is. This right here.

[Andrew Schultz]

What? Why? Why is that?

[Akash Singh]

No, Asian is. I swear to God. I have video of it at the show and I was like, that is racism. I. She goes like this.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you're doing.

[Miles]

You're being liberal with it. I think it was probably more subtle than that.

[Akash Singh]

Well, she was being very conservative about it because it looked. It felt very racist the way that she was doing it. She goes like this and then like, turns off the side of the road. And the audience knew it before me. I didn't say anything about it.

[Mark Gagnon]

I feel like we got to get in trouble for this.

[Akash Singh]

They made it up. It's American Sign Language. You thought it was going to be progressive.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, that's true.

[Miles]

That's black.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Black is that. Yeah, yeah.

[Anonymous Friend]

Like, specifically, I think that's black in reference to a person, not the color, but I don't know that was asked about fitted.

[Mark Gagnon]

Anyway.

[Akash Singh]

Shout out. Shout out. Our fish head brothers and sisters, man. Yeah, that you got. That's going to stay.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Fish head. Fish head is here.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Does every language have different sign? Yes.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Well, I think it started with American Sign Language, which.

[Miles]

Yeah, we're the only with deaf people for a long time.

[Akash Singh]

They just didn't talk to him. It is an amazing thing about Americans. I don't think we get enough credit. No, they didn't talk to him.

[Mark Gagnon]

No way Is this true.

[Miles]

You don't need it in other countries. Italy, you don't need it. They're already basically doing that.

[Akash Singh]

You don't even really need to. Honestly, when I was doing the show, I felt like I didn't need it. Like I felt like they got it,

[Andrew Schultz]

you know, like you can kind of communicate.

[Miles]

What you need was laughing the whole time.

[Akash Singh]

Exactly. Yeah. So you can talk to him. But he was, he was, he was laughing. He was laughing and he was, he was staring at the speaker. He thought I was the speaker. He was just.

[Miles]

And he was like, yo, the interpreter's over here.

[Andrew Schultz]

He was.

[Akash Singh]

But, but I think asl American Sign

[Anonymous Friend]

Language was the first French.

[Miles]

No way.

[Mark Gagnon]

See, there's no way we were the

[Anonymous Friend]

first to try to communicate with 1750s French.

[Miles]

French.

[Anonymous Friend]

1750s Americans were 18, early 1800s.

[Miles]

Right behind.

[Anonymous Friend]

Right behind.

[Miles]

All right.

[Mark Gagnon]

What. What do you say to that? Shows?

[Akash Singh]

Shut your ass.

[Mark Gagnon]

That was the N word tone on it,

[Miles]

right?

[Andrew Schultz]

I heard that.

[Mark Gagnon]

The tone.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yep, yep. I didn't know that. What else going on, boys?

[Miles]

We got the Knicks, yo.

[Akash Singh]

Let's go. What's the score?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, the game is right Now.

[Anonymous Friend]

Are we 115 to 87 in the fourth quarter?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, let's go, let's go.

[Akash Singh]

Boys and girls. What's the. What's the calciods for the Knicks taking the series?

[Anonymous Friend]

100% series.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, I got a.

[Akash Singh]

A hundred.

[Miles]

You got something on it?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, I just gotta call my brother in law and talk.

[Akash Singh]

Why, what's his team? Sixers.

[Miles]

Right.

[Akash Singh]

Because he lives in Philly. Yeah, yeah. Now we taking this.

[Miles]

That's for the whole series or that's

[Mark Gagnon]

just for the game? Wow.

[Akash Singh]

83 right now. 83. Chance close out. Yo, this might be our year. I know we've said this our entire life, but I'm afraid to.

[Andrew Schultz]

Jason.

[Akash Singh]

Boston's not in it. Everybody was scared about Boston. We're going to smoke Philly.

[Miles]

Magic are out.

[Mark Gagnon]

But Detroit.

[Miles]

Thank God for y'.

[Akash Singh]

All good.

[Andrew Schultz]

The magic.

[Akash Singh]

Well, not Magic aren't out yet, are they?

[Mark Gagnon]

No, they. They got. They lost yesterday.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but I thought losing Yesterday made it three. Three.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, it was game seven.

[Akash Singh]

Oh my God.

[Miles]

But they blew a 20 point lead

[Akash Singh]

in a game seven.

[Miles]

Game six.

[Akash Singh]

No, game six. They blew the 20. I. You can't come back from that. Okay, so. Yeah, and then Cleveland could be tricky. Cleveland's kind of nice.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nice.

[Mark Gagnon]

Is it Cleveland? I thought Detroit's the.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, Detroit and Cleveland are playing now, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, okay, okay. But yeah, that's, that's. That will be the battle right there.

[Akash Singh]

But I mean, if the Knicks win. If the Knicks win. Let me tell you guys something.

[Mark Gagnon]

Zoron's New York. Zoron, New York.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, yes. Give him. You know what time it is?

[Akash Singh]

If the Knicks win, you Gotta give Zoe credit.

[Mark Gagnon]

Got him. Gotta.

[Akash Singh]

You gotta give him credit. Make him a citizen. I think we make him a citizen.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah, we gotta let him run for president.

[Akash Singh]

That's what I'm saying. Make him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Akash Singh]

No, he's a citizen. I think. Yeah, yeah, he's a citizen.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. He's just not born.

[Akash Singh]

But you gotta be born here.

[Mark Gagnon]

Why you say think.

[Akash Singh]

Gotta look at that burst. It does say Uganda.

[Miles]

Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was born in.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, in Uganda.

[Miles]

That's where he going.

[Andrew Schultz]

Chill out.

[Mark Gagnon]

You might be saying some.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm not.

[Miles]

I'm speaking Uganda.

[Andrew Schultz]

Silence.

[Akash Singh]

But the amount of talk New Yorkers are going to do is going to be. Oh, it's. It's not. It's going to be insufferable for everyone else. I just want to let you guys know, you should start preparing yourselves right now. If we do win, I. We're already the most cocky. We haven't won anything.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know.

[Akash Singh]

Since we're kids.

[Mark Gagnon]

I can't wait.

[Akash Singh]

It will be unbearable. Oh, my God.

[Miles]

So wait, what will it take? They beat the Sixers and then what?

[Akash Singh]

Then final Cleveland or Detroit?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, then it'll be the Eastern Conference final.

[Akash Singh]

And then who makes it out of the West? Probably okc.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, Lakers are looking good, right?

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah, I mean, mean the. It was awesome to watch Braun do that. But can he keep doing that? It's going to be the real question.

[Mark Gagnon]

But still, what's the series at Lakers

[Anonymous Friend]

Thunders tomorrow, Game one.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, okay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I think OKC makes it out. Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Okay.

[Miles]

Knicks.

[Akash Singh]

Okc.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's going to be rough.

[Akash Singh]

We not going.

[Mark Gagnon]

We got young OkC.

[Akash Singh]

We're not losing OkC.

[Anonymous Friend]

Timberwolf, Spurs, Cavaliers, Pistons, Lakers, Thunder.

[Miles]

It will be nice to see LeBron pull it off. At least in the West.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, shut up.

[Miles]

In the West. In the west. Would you not Want to see LeBron?

[Akash Singh]

I would like to be. I would like it to be Knicks. Lakers.

[Miles]

How crazy.

[Akash Singh]

So would the National Basketball Association. Yes, that would be an amazing, amazing. And then LeBron's final year. We just make sure it doesn't happen. The Knicks win a championship, then we go on a 10 year run. Oh, we retire LeBron. He could have come. He could have came to New York.

[Miles]

Yep.

[Akash Singh]

Remember he rode the subway. Yeah. He edged us. He teased us.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know.

[Akash Singh]

He's like, I'm inside of you. You made the wrong decision, pops. Damn. Yeah.

[Miles]

If you guys knock LeBron out, reminds me, the Magic in 2009, the big series. Magic 1 beat Cleveland. I don't know if you guys Know that big Magic fan. You know the magic Be.

[Andrew Schultz]

Be Cleveland when he touched his chest. True. It's true. Look at a couple takes right before.

[Miles]

I'm trying to be a basketball fan. It's hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm trying.

[Miles]

I'm rooting for the Magic. I'm doing my best.

[Akash Singh]

Just root for what you believe. What? Do you like soccer? Yes. All right. What's happening in soccer?

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't know about that?

[Miles]

I really don't care about the World Cup.

[Akash Singh]

He does not know anything.

[Andrew Schultz]

Isn't that fun? I really care about the World Cup.

[Miles]

The World cup is what it's all about.

[Akash Singh]

And he's not even rooting for America in the World Cup.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know. That's crazy.

[Miles]

Are you rooting for America?

[Akash Singh]

Number one. Hell, yeah.

[Miles]

Number one.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't know who else playing

[Andrew Schultz]

Britain.

[Miles]

America is my strongest second.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's crazy. Like, you got to leave.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I wasn't born here, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Get the out. Yeah, like lowkey. Yeah, like low key.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't.

[Akash Singh]

I. Now we starting to worry about you.

[Miles]

I wasn't born here, so I. I just. I support the nation I was born

[Akash Singh]

in, which is France.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right.

[Miles]

I'm French. I'm like. I'm European. I'm cultured, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah. 7,000 over there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Something's going on up over here, bro.

[Akash Singh]

How do you say French in sign language?

[Anonymous Friend]

Looking everything up. I'm like, if. If I.

[Miles]

If my. It's not that.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's not that.

[Miles]

No, that's.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's little.

[Andrew Schultz]

You go, oh,

[Miles]

is that really French?

[Anonymous Friend]

French is this. It's an F and you turn it out.

[Miles]

They invented sign language. That's the one they gave them.

[Anonymous Friend]

No, no, Americans gave them that one.

[Miles]

Yeah, we gave.

[Anonymous Friend]

But America also gave us this for America.

[Akash Singh]

Belly.

[Mark Gagnon]

And that's ass.

[Miles]

I don't know.

[Anonymous Friend]

It just sucks.

[Mark Gagnon]

No, that's fire.

[Akash Singh]

That's.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's hot. Yeah, yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Ye.

[Miles]

I like that one.

[Anonymous Friend]

Uganda was cool. You make a U on your hand and you tap it.

[Miles]

Oh, Uganda.

[Anonymous Friend]

Everything you guys have been saying, I'm just learning it. Sign language. Minutes after, I was doing a whole different problem.

[Akash Singh]

But I know over there. Yeah, I know.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm having way more fun.

[Andrew Schultz]

Y.

[Mark Gagnon]

How you say damn?

[Akash Singh]

Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know. That was the first. Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

All right. Look it up.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm not going to look that up.

[Miles]

Maybe it doesn't exist in sign language.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah, someone else in this room could look it up if they want to.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're absolutely allowed to. Reg. Shout out, reggie, help us out, Reg.

[Miles]

Deaf people are not very Racist. So they might not even have that word. Might not even exist to them. Why?

[Akash Singh]

Well, because the movie theater is always silent.

[Mark Gagnon]

God damn, that was funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, Reggie, what do we got, bro?

[Akash Singh]

What do we got? There might not be one.

[Miles]

See, what I tell you?

[Andrew Schultz]

They live in a better world.

[Miles]

They're better than us, man. They're not raised.

[Akash Singh]

They're better than us. God bless them, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

Great people.

[Akash Singh]

And thank you guys so much for coming to the show. Thank you. Now, there's subtitles. I'm saying the deaf people that came to the show. Yeah, but what was that was thank you.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't think that's thank you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that not.

[Miles]

What did he just say?

[Andrew Schultz]

What did you say? So thank you very much.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

100. You can't even do it, bro. You can't even do it.

[Akash Singh]

You can't do it either.

[Mark Gagnon]

Barely.

[Akash Singh]

Barely. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second, man. Hard dick. Hard dick and bubble gum. Wait, that's all you need. You need hard dick and bubble gum.

[Mark Gagnon]

You don't know nothing about that.

[Akash Singh]

You don't know about the. You young don't know about that. There was a time that's all women wanted. Hard dick, nice breath. We can solve one of those right there. We solve one of those problems right now. Blue Chew Gold. Probably should come with some bubble gum. Them women of the 90s would be incredibly satisfied.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hard dick.

[Akash Singh]

Blue Chew Gold. Dig is hard at 15 minutes or less. I could tell you all about the chemicals. You don't care. You want hard Dick in 15 minutes or less. You get back into your place. That's. There's a couple stories. You go wash up. Use the bathroom. She gotta wash up, too. You don't have a long time to worry about it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Just have her sit on your face.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, have her sit. Depending where this is in the episode, that will make sense or no sense at all.

[Mark Gagnon]

They know.

[Akash Singh]

They know.

[Miles]

Face didn't always make sense.

[Akash Singh]

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[Andrew Schultz]

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[Mark Gagnon]

I one of those couples that show a lot.

[Akash Singh]

So they really shared and they made it like this is a prominent thing and therefore it ends.

[Miles]

And they're both superstars. And then the way she came out about it was also extremely public. Yes. Just like Instagram post story like I can't believe you did that to me. Have me around your family. I'm done. And it was just very out in

[Mark Gagnon]

the open and accusing him of cheating.

[Miles]

Yeah. And then he went. He was on the boat the next day having a good time.

[Mark Gagnon]

I did not see that.

[Andrew Schultz]

But that didn't bring that video up on the boat.

[Akash Singh]

That's. I don't even think he addresses it.

[Miles]

Not really. He just posts up on the boat fishing.

[Andrew Schultz]

He loves. He loves the boat, man.

[Akash Singh]

He loves to ride the boat.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh like. Like old man fishing boat or like yacht?

[Akash Singh]

No, like a.

[Mark Gagnon]

With Tim's on.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's too different.

[Akash Singh]

It's a old man fishing boat. Like hold on. Get this video up right here.

[Anonymous Friend]

There it is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at the.

[Miles]

There he is.

[Akash Singh]

I can't see. You look like a. Icy going to be back on the high seats.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on, fellas. Not like it long time. So the rhythm might not be there, but the passion is always there.

[Mark Gagnon]

God, feels good to be back.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nothing like the ocean.

[Anonymous Friend]

Nothing like the ocean.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh man, he's.

[Anonymous Friend]

I think he's just live on this boat.

[Miles]

Yeah, they hate seeing a man happy he's hurting,

[Andrew Schultz]

idiot.

[Mark Gagnon]

He's hurting.

[Miles]

That's hurting right there.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yes. Oh, you have to overcompensate and be like, oh, look, I'm not sad.

[Miles]

Plenty of fish in the ocean.

[Akash Singh]

Yes.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah. But that's compensating. That's overcompensating.

[Akash Singh]

You think so?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, I think so.

[Akash Singh]

What's this trend of, like, NBA players, like, podcasts and being live on social? Is this, like, the.

[Miles]

The.

[Akash Singh]

The yearning for more attention is quite interesting to me. Does it happen a lot?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Anonymous Friend]

Jaylen Brown.

[Akash Singh]

I mean, Jaylen Brown was on live or whatever. He was doing, like, pods.

[Miles]

Who's the dude that does tik toks? What's his name?

[Akash Singh]

Oh, Jared McCain. You're talking about the Sixers guy who does the dances and got the nails and everything. He's adorable. But, like. Like, Draymond, I think, has been potting for a while.

[Mark Gagnon]

A lot of players pot.

[Akash Singh]

But, like, what? I'm curious, like, what is it? Is it preparing for something after the league?

[Mark Gagnon]

Is it just getting going with the times?

[Akash Singh]

Like, but it is interesting because, like, I would imagine a lot of people get into this because they're like, I want to make a career out of this, and I want to be able to do something fun where I could provide for myself and my family. And they've got hundreds of millions of dollars. All they have is something to lose by doing this side hustle, and it could bring negative attention to them. And they're still doing it.

[Mark Gagnon]

Also bring positive attention.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sure.

[Mark Gagnon]

But, like, keep your name right. Relevant.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Maybe more endorsement deals, you know, like, it's a lot of upside, too.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

If you have a popping social presence on top of being a star athlete.

[Akash Singh]

Okay. Yeah, okay. But we're not talking about, like, run of the mill athletes. We're talking about max contract players, guys that are making $300 million.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah, but especially when you're retired. That's understandable. It's like, yo, you are used to the limelight every night.

[Akash Singh]

I retired.

[Mark Gagnon]

Well, I mean, a lot of them are.

[Akash Singh]

And the peak of their careers, years,

[Anonymous Friend]

Jalen Brown, like, all these are active play.

[Akash Singh]

It's just. It's just an interesting thing to me. But to me, it's like when we were younger, maybe you saw a few NBA players try to rap. Right. Kobe tried to rap. Shaq rap. Or the rapt AI wrapped. Is this a shift in culture in that, like, the streamers are now the things that even the athletes are emulating?

[Miles]

I mean, there's definitely been, like, a cultural shift. You Ever see, like, those surveys where they ask kids, like, what you want to be when you grow up? And like in the 90s, 2000s, like, every kid was, I want to be an athlete. And then like, randomly they'd be like, astronaut, whatever.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And now every kid's, I want to be a YouTuber.

[Akash Singh]

It's just.

[Miles]

I want to be a streamer.

[Akash Singh]

Just interesting. Yeah. Like, are there, Are there athletes now that are also rapping? I'm sure. Yeah. But you see the best guys in the league now, like, doing pods and streaming. Mm hmm. Just kind of something different. Did you know we never. Obviously these things didn't exist when we were kids, but, like, the best players, I don't know if they were like, I'm gonna do my own ESPN show, which would be the same. It would be the equivalent.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I think also some probably just enjoy it. It's just like, fun.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like.

[Akash Singh]

Like positive attention outside of sports. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah. And they're like, I'm not gonna say anything dumb. I know what to say. Like, they're obviously confident, borderline arrogant people.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm not gonna do anything stupid. And then number in your bank account I'm imagining wouldn't preclude you from want. Definitely fun. You know what I mean?

[Akash Singh]

So they just find it fun.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. What person ever said, oh, I make too much.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's true, that's true. And these, like, guys who have hundreds of millions of dollars, they're around guys who have billions of dollars.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

So they're like, all right, I gotta get my up. And I don't know if it's gonna be streaming that gets your up, but, like, you are seeing them say certain things because when you're live or you're just recording, you're not, you know, you might get into a moment where you're actually sharing how you feel. Feel. And that could cost certain things. Like, I think Jalen, there is this thing he was saying where, like, he said, yeah, this season was like my favorite season I've ever played.

[Anonymous Friend]

So my favorite year of basketball.

[Akash Singh]

My favorite year of basketball in his career. In his career now. They just got knocked out.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

And it was also the year that Jason Tatum didn't play.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh.

[Akash Singh]

So he might not mean it that way, but here's a perfect example of like, something maybe taken out of context or just clipped as 30 seconds. Maybe right after it, he was like, I mean, it sucked not to have JT there and I love playing with them and blah, blah. But now you cause a little Friction, or you let the Internet cause a little friction?

[Mark Gagnon]

Was this the season that he kept getting his hair dye on other. On people's jersey?

[Akash Singh]

It might be a few seasons, but.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, okay.

[Akash Singh]

But like. And then, like, recently, Draymond was saying, and now you like, seeing, like, the end of the warriors dynasty, right? Like, this is, you know, for the last decade, the warriors were just the team. And even Draymond was like, you know, if. If. If maybe. And again, I'm maybe removing context from this, but, like, if Steve Kerr wasn't my coach, what would my career be? You know, I didn't have a single play run for me for this many years, so had did it. I don't know if he said, stunt my offensive growth or whatever it is. And it's just, like. It's just an interesting thing because he was a prolific player and a winner and an incredibly important part of that team. And probably his skill set valued so much and made a lot of money because of how valuable his skill set was within that team. But having that perspective, like, oh, maybe I could have done something else over here. Like, what does that do? Is there, like, a rift between you and the coach now? Like, it just seems like talking could cost you.

[Mark Gagnon]

I get it, but I like it.

[Akash Singh]

We like it because we're like, how the. Are these guys saying this? Yeah, but do we like the stakes and the potential cost of their words? Yeah.

[Miles]

I mean, if it up your team, obviously not. And, like, I'm sure that their agents and their family are like, hey, you don't need.

[Akash Singh]

What are you doing? Stop this. Yeah, I. I cannot that any of their representatives are going. Please just give more opinions on podcasts. Yeah, I cannot imagine.

[Mark Gagnon]

Or it could be calculated, like, when, like, LeBron will. We know something will leak where he's not getting along with this team member or some like that. Like, they could just be like, hey, it's in our control now. We can just mention a comment. Let the Internet run with it.

[Akash Singh]

I think that, yeah, there's, like, a sophisticated version of it where, like, you use it as a media apparatus.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Mm. And then there's a version where you're just streaming live, saying, wild, yes. Yeah. And, like, I don't know if you want to affect not only the bag, but you want to affect, like, the team chemistry, like, so many that you're dealing with, like, massive egos. Every guy on that team was the best player their entire life in every single basketball game they played in until probably college. And then they start playing against other guys who are the best. And they're like, I'm still that nice.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Like, their egos might get hurt.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

You know, it's like a constant management of ego, but for other people, it works out.

[Miles]

Everything I've ever seen of Wemby is phenomenal.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, everything.

[Miles]

Like, every clip I've ever seen. Again, I'm not, like, following the league super closely, but everything I see of when I'm just like, oh, he's the best.

[Mark Gagnon]

Tell us about two clips.

[Miles]

Well, one he's juggling. He's like a phenomenal juggler. And I'm like, this is awesome.

[Akash Singh]

I love that.

[Miles]

The other one, he's just, like, talking about. I mean, a great one is when he's talking about sizzling syzygy. They were like, what's your favorite word? He was like, syzygy. And they're like, what is that? He's like, it's the one. Like a star explodes and like the cosmos and it creates new earth or some. And he gives a beautiful definition every time I see him. Like, this is my favorite player. Also the nation he's from. Not that it matters.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you sell out, bro.

[Miles]

I mean, it is also, coincidentally, a little French, you know? I mean, it's just interesting coincidence.

[Mark Gagnon]

You're not even French, bro.

[Miles]

I'm French, dude. I'm so French.

[Akash Singh]

But somebody. Somebody's got to lose something, right? Before people just start shutting it down.

[Miles]

Well, what's to do? Those in Memphis that had all the gun.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but. But I don't know if Job was doing that. Like, I don't think it was any kind of social media thing. Wasn't.

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, he got caught on live.

[Miles]

Yeah,

[Mark Gagnon]

but it was live. Yeah.

[Miles]

Yeah, but was it his or someone else's?

[Mark Gagnon]

I think it was somebody else's. But still, he knew it was. He was online.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. We also heard an interesting thing where, like, now that. With the nil deals, these are like these college stuff deals, they're like, these players are coming into the league with, like 10m in the bank.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

It's a very different energy when you're coming into the league and we're not even talking about, like, you're the best player on the team. You just might be like a draft pick late in the first round, but for whatever reason, the college, you were able to, you know, get a lot of money and blah, blah, blah. And like, now you're not coming to the league. Like, if I don't make it this season, my life is over. My family's not eating anymore. What Is the dynamic. Like, what is a coach do when he's got his young rook that is should be trying to get playing time, but he's really like, Yo, I got 10 Ms.

[Miles]

In the bank.

[Akash Singh]

You going to put me in the game or not? I'm good. Right? Like, that's a different dynamic.

[Miles]

I'm curious how much it changes it, though, because you go in the league with so much ego, you're like, I want to make a name for myself.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, that's true.

[Miles]

But, like, I wonder if the money actually changes it that much or maybe it even makes you, like, more comfortable. Like, I can see some of the guys being like, yo, I'm good. Like, I've. I made generational wealth for my family, so I can just play.

[Akash Singh]

Play.

[Miles]

I wonder if it takes the pressure off.

[Akash Singh]

Like, you could play free. Yeah, but then you could also argue that, like, the pressure is what makes these guys great.

[Miles]

Yeah, true.

[Akash Singh]

And that, like, that competitive edge, they're just going to give everything.

[Miles]

Yeah, that's true.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I don't know. I'd be curious to talk to, like, a coach that existed before Nil and before these $300 million contracts and now and just like, what is the difference with these guys?

[Miles]

Before, influencing. How Fire would it be if they were influencing back in the day? Rodman on live Fire.

[Akash Singh]

Fire following him around Vegas during the playoffs. He'd be out the league.

[Mark Gagnon]

First player with only fans.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, has no player done that?

[Miles]

There must be.

[Mark Gagnon]

I don't think so.

[Anonymous Friend]

Didn't Draymond leak his dick recently?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but he didn't charge. That was free, dude.

[Miles]

Yeah, he did that.

[Akash Singh]

Strength.

[Miles]

That was for the people, dude.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah, it was fair. Okay.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah.

[Miles]

That is out there there, right?

[Anonymous Friend]

Draymon's penis. I'll go find it for you.

[Miles]

You know, just to see.

[Akash Singh]

You got to size it up. Yeah, I'll be curious. That was a vicious rumor that was out there about Shaq. That his meat was small. Yeah. What was that about?

[Mark Gagnon]

I mean, people still believe it.

[Anonymous Friend]

Impossible, dude.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

There's no way. I don't know why we out here fighting for Shaq's dick.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Why?

[Akash Singh]

It's more about fighting lions ass chicks.

[Miles]

But I can see why they would say that.

[Akash Singh]

Why?

[Miles]

Because they're like, oh, I smash Shaq. And then everyone's gonna be like, yo, you, You. You took that. And then they gotta be like, oh.

[Mark Gagnon]

But it was actually pretty small.

[Miles]

But to me, they gotta preserve their reputation.

[Akash Singh]

But me, it makes me think, you got a big one. Like, you got a big Vagina. Like, to me, it's the opposite reaction. Like, if I'm a girl, I would never be like, yo, Shaq's got, like, a very normal piece.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, so you think they're all lion?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I.

[Mark Gagnon]

He was just maybe not packing.

[Miles]

No, he's packing, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Even if he's. Even if he's not packing, he's still seven. Like, how small could it be? How small could it be?

[Mark Gagnon]

There's dudes with micros. I'm not saying he has a micro.

[Andrew Schultz]

Micro at 7ft is probably, like, a

[Akash Singh]

macro for any of us.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's just no way it's small.

[Akash Singh]

And if you're a girl saying that, you probably got the bucket. With all due respect, I'm just saying I would not want to be the girl being like, oh, yeah, I took that. That was nothing. Because naturally, guys are gonna be like, well, I ain't feeling that. Like, that's great. You got something crazy down there. You can put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Miles]

Yeah, I can see girls saying it to preserve them themselves. Because they're like, n. It's. It wasn't that big. I'm telling you, it's fine. I'm not stretched out. Where'd the rumor even come from? There's gotta be someone that started multiple girls, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's the thing.

[Miles]

This is done by the DJ community trying to take down Shaq.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wouldn't they just say, like, yo, this was crazy big. We couldn't eat.

[Akash Singh]

We could barely.

[Mark Gagnon]

Wouldn't that be a better story? Because now you with Cha. Big Dick, and you're saying your.

[Akash Singh]

He smoke.

[Mark Gagnon]

We're tight.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. I mean, if you're a girl, wouldn't you rather be like, nah, you couldn't get it in. I'm so tight. Yeah, like, that would be the flex.

[Miles]

Sit on his face.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, I don't know. It's a. It's a. It's a ballsy thing to say, girls. You got to be careful with that one.

[Miles]

Can we get Shaq on the pod and ask him?

[Akash Singh]

We got to ask him about that.

[Mark Gagnon]

How was your idea?

[Andrew Schultz]

How you want to extract?

[Mark Gagnon]

I was dick.

[Akash Singh]

I'm be like, yo, what's it like, bro? What's it like?

[Mark Gagnon]

He gonna be like, you know, why

[Andrew Schultz]

would he say that?

[Mark Gagnon]

Small meat.

[Miles]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

He said what?

[Mark Gagnon]

Small meats. You know, he would. He would, you know.

[Akash Singh]

Wait, why is mine small in this hypothetical?

[Andrew Schultz]

That was the joke.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, yeah. I thought I knew for some reason.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's fine. We shoot. We shoot.

[Andrew Schultz]

You shooting Like Shaq.

[Anonymous Friend]

Free throw line.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's a up.

[Akash Singh]

That's a up thing to throw out there, though. Like, what if someone talked about your meat Al? Do you have enough confidence that you wouldn't care?

[Mark Gagnon]

I'll always do.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, but you start about it based on your rumor. Yeah. You're drinking out of your dick right now. You.

[Andrew Schultz]

You literally get skinnier at the bottom, and it's covered in white. No, but for real, what's happening now?

[Mark Gagnon]

Iran and some like to go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is the straight over moves open for business. Is it open yet?

[Akash Singh]

I don't know.

[Miles]

I think they just fired it back up. I think. I think the war is back on.

[Akash Singh]

God, man.

[Andrew Schultz]

The war.

[Mark Gagnon]

Was they lying?

[Miles]

The war was on spring break. And then they. And then they served.

[Akash Singh]

Then they started again.

[Miles]

I think so.

[Andrew Schultz]

Guys, come on, man.

[Akash Singh]

We got to do shows out there.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on. Yo, I got to wrap this up. We got some shows to do.

[Miles]

The Djibouti Comedy Festival.

[Andrew Schultz]

We need to end it. Coming up. Djibouti. Come. Is that in Yemen?

[Miles]

No, it's in Djibouti.

[Akash Singh]

What's Djibouti? Isn't that the capital or something?

[Anonymous Friend]

No, it's a country.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's country.

[Anonymous Friend]

Do you want a. A map on the screen?

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. Can you bring up Djibouti? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on. Come.

[Miles]

You never heard of this country? A very important country.

[Akash Singh]

It's capital's name.

[Andrew Schultz]

Japan.

[Miles]

The capital's Jabut hole. All right, pull up the map.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Mark Gagnon]

Thank you for saving me for my bob earlier.

[Akash Singh]

Right next to Yemen. What did I say?

[Mark Gagnon]

The bob's on you now.

[Akash Singh]

Right next to Yemen. Look at that.

[Miles]

Djibouti.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, it's got a city called Dickle.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the. That's awesome. Oh, my bad.

[Akash Singh]

Everybody in Djibouti. I apologize.

[Miles]

Yeah, The Djibouti Comedy Fest is coming up.

[Akash Singh]

I just want to apolog all of them. Damn, man. What's the capital of the Djibouti?

[Miles]

It's Djibouti.

[Akash Singh]

Djibouti. Oh, Djibouti is the capital of Jabuti. So technically, I was right.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Miles]

No, wait.

[Akash Singh]

Why.

[Miles]

Why is he right?

[Anonymous Friend]

I think in I. I said what

[Akash Singh]

I was like, that's the capital of what country? And then you're like, oh, it is the country.

[Miles]

No, it is the country, bro. That's not what you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I get my flowers?

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

Can I get my.

[Mark Gagnon]

That he gets it on a technical. They weren't clever enough to think of

[Andrew Schultz]

another name for the country.

[Akash Singh]

You just name it after the state. I. I guess we did that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know. Just like, don't shut down. Don't do it. Don't do. Don't do it. See why you can't talk on podcast, guys? You can't talk on podcast. Djibouti, we love you, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah, but we had a city though.

[Andrew Schultz]

We did add a city.

[Miles]

Djibouti city would be nice city.

[Akash Singh]

We would what?

[Miles]

Sign language for Djibouti. They got that.

[Anonymous Friend]

I'm gonna find out.

[Mark Gagnon]

N. It's how showswip from credit card style.

[Miles]

Do you. You ever wipe from the front?

[Akash Singh]

Nah, I don't. Wait, from the front. I'll pick a dingleberry out from the front.

[Andrew Schultz]

God damn.

[Miles]

Why are you touching with your hands?

[Andrew Schultz]

What did you think you were listening to today, Reg?

[Mark Gagnon]

I knew what I was listening to.

[Akash Singh]

Respect. Respect. Yeah, but anyway.

[Anonymous Friend]

Oh yeah, Booty.

[Akash Singh]

That makes sense. Oh, yo, but for real, for real, for real. Come on, guys. Sort it out there already, man. We got shows, man. Yeah, Al, Al, we got shows.

[Miles]

Open it up, dude.

[Akash Singh]

We got shows, dude.

[Miles]

Yeah.

[Mark Gagnon]

You gotta bring the gas prices down.

[Akash Singh]

What is gas at right now for your Tesla?

[Miles]

Tesla owner from New York. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

How are you gas like for you? Tell us, man.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's rough.

[Miles]

It's rough out here.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it's rough.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah. What's that pump like, bro? Well, I mean, gas probably does. Or your electric charging cost probably does go up.

[Mark Gagnon]

I think it does.

[Akash Singh]

Cuz the gas got to. I mean the. The electricity got to come from somewhere.

[Mark Gagnon]

And the crazy thing is that because it's a charging station, they don't have to tell you how much it's going to be.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh.

[Anonymous Friend]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Akash Singh]

So what's the charge for you right now?

[Mark Gagnon]

It's. It went up. It's probably like $14. It used to be like seven to

[Akash Singh]

charge the entire vehicle.

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah.

[Miles]

And you want people to feel bad for you? Come on, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

Son, winter time, the battery like it goes fast.

[Andrew Schultz]

LA is crazy, right?

[Mark Gagnon]

Winter is rough, man.

[Akash Singh]

Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

It's hard on the batteries, man.

[Akash Singh]

That is why you're saying that Elon made a car that we could get full charge for seven to fourteen dollars?

[Mark Gagnon]

Yeah. Damn, son. I was Elon. I was on Team Elon before.

[Akash Singh]

You have to stay on that. You might have to stay on. You can't stand on that.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah.

[Akash Singh]

Not even though you got the car.

[Mark Gagnon]

Nah. I don't like him. He just. He too much. He used to be cool. He's too much now.

[Akash Singh]

I can't believe you would call him a Nazi when he hates Gas. That.

[Andrew Schultz]

This guy hates gas. That's what he was doing. That's good. We're shooting, guys. We're shooting. But we do.

[Miles]

They're still making cars and being kind of anti Semitic.

[Akash Singh]

Talk to me, Henry Ford. You are right. Oh, Volkswagen.

[Miles]

Volkswagen, BMW.

[Anonymous Friend]

Porsche.

[Akash Singh]

Porsche. Who else?

[Miles]

Well, now people are claiming Tesla. That's crazy. I don't know what it is about making a car that just makes you pissed. I guess driving just makes you a little racist.

[Akash Singh]

Tell me about that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell me about.

[Akash Singh]

Tell me about those feelings you've had on the road, Mark.

[Miles]

Someone cuts you off and you just start imagining.

[Akash Singh]

Well, like, give me a scenario in your white suburb of Orlando where you're cut off by.

[Miles]

So Orlando's very transient. It's got a lot of.

[Andrew Schultz]

Got a.

[Miles]

Every different ethnicity. Really? Yep. Dwight Howard famously used to live there back in 2009 when they beat LeBron.

[Akash Singh]

Really? I heard he's playing in Djibouti.

[Andrew Schultz]

Shout out to Dwight, man. Superman.

[Akash Singh]

Superman.

[Andrew Schultz]

What?

[Mark Gagnon]

Al, I don't know why I was thinking this, but, like, I feel like Orlando has a lot of pedophiles. Miles.

[Akash Singh]

Got to live close to the source.

[Andrew Schultz]

Disney World. It does. No, see, Wait, how do you know?

[Anonymous Friend]

Because there's like, all these. Every year they'll come out with a report and it's like, in America, the highest density.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, highest density.

[Mark Gagnon]

Google that.

[Akash Singh]

It's El Paso.

[Andrew Schultz]

If you. If you got Disney World right there. Yeah, brother.

[Mark Gagnon]

Go to where they are.

[Miles]

Google that. That's crazy.

[Akash Singh]

You like surfing. You live by the beach. Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why would they not live?

[Mark Gagnon]

Mouse. Matt, mask on. No, we gotta double check some of the.

[Akash Singh]

Oh, you gotta look at the records. Yeah, you gotta look at them.

[Anonymous Friend]

Number two. You were number two. What's number one is Wilmington, Delaware. But I think that's a. I imagine that's a problem where it's like the size of the state, population density.

[Andrew Schultz]

What the hell?

[Miles]

Yeah, Orlando's number two.

[Anonymous Friend]

Registered sex. Yes, registered sex.

[Miles]

That was an accident. Okay, on.

[Akash Singh]

Keep on going on this. This is important information. We're bringing our children to this.

[Anonymous Friend]

Registered sex offenders per 10,000 residents. It's Wilmington, Delaware, at number one and Orlando at number two.

[Miles]

What is new York?

[Akash Singh]

Yo, I'm a genius. No, what is. Sometimes, honestly, you do deserve credit. Yeah, you do deserve credit for that.

[Miles]

All my mentalism, I never knew that.

[Akash Singh]

And you know, you want to know what's crazy is that Mark's family try to have as many kids as possible.

[Andrew Schultz]

Feed the machine, son. It was. It was the number two kid didn't see in America. And his parents were like,

[Mark Gagnon]

chose to go there.

[Miles]

No, that's just because we're tough on crime in Florida. So it's a most registered.

[Anonymous Friend]

This is how it's most registered. Tampa's what, an hour away? Yeah, it's 40th on the list.

[Mark Gagnon]

Look at that.

[Anonymous Friend]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Look at that.

[Miles]

What is New York? What is New York?

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't find New York around a bunch of pedophiles.

[Anonymous Friend]

You can't find New York for 10,000. No, it's not on the list.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, of course it's not a list.

[Anonymous Friend]

Not on the 50.

[Akash Singh]

Why would we do that? New York, dirty ass kids want a

[Andrew Schultz]

subway and nobody want to deal with that. They want them clean ass kids going to Disney World.

[Mark Gagnon]

Crazy.

[Miles]

New York's like 15 or some.

[Akash Singh]

No, what are you talking about? You got freaks.

[Anonymous Friend]

Why would you know that?

[Miles]

Because.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because. He knew Orlando's pedophile, moved to a city where he was could do what he wanted. Yo, that's insane.

[Mark Gagnon]

Her people hurt people, bro.

[Miles]

Damn. Look it up. Check that.

[Anonymous Friend]

17.

[Miles]

It went up.

[Akash Singh]

Yo, that's crazy.

[Miles]

I don't believe it's about Orlando. I don't believe.

[Akash Singh]

It's not something to believe or not. He's googling it. Did you trust Djibouti when he googled it?

[Miles]

That one is a fact. Everyone knows that.

[Akash Singh]

Well, this is also a fact.

[Miles]

Every culture person knows that.

[Akash Singh]

This is horrifying. Wine to hear.

[Mark Gagnon]

You know what?

[Miles]

Get the camera.

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on. You are French, bro.

[Mark Gagnon]

He is French, bro.

[Akash Singh]

Yeah, you might be French.

[Mark Gagnon]

All the French go to Orlando so they can keep they age.

[Akash Singh]

No, this is. This is. This is very, very.

[Mark Gagnon]

What's the age of cassette in France? It's like 12, right?

[Akash Singh]

You don't even want to look that up in your brain.

[Mark Gagnon]

That's why I chose Orlando.

[Akash Singh]

That's crazy.

[Anonymous Friend]

In 2021, France established a min minimum age of consent at 15.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark, damn, you're over 2, right?

[Miles]

I was born in France.

[Andrew Schultz]

My parents moved to Orlando. That's crazy. Damn.

[Anonymous Friend]

Sorry, brother.

[Mark Gagnon]

All right.

[Miles]

No, no, no, no, no. That's. This is. We do the most sting operations. That's what it is. No, we do the most sting.

[Mark Gagnon]

It.

[Miles]

No, we do the most cleanup. You guys in New York, you guys don't snitch. So I just use. Let it happen. That's true. You guys never snitch into you.

[Mark Gagnon]

Mark, it's okay. It's not your fault.

[Andrew Schultz]

Don't give me the good one. No, it's not your fault.

[Miles]

Don't Give me the good one.

[Akash Singh]

It's not your fault.

[Miles]

No, this is crazy.

[Akash Singh]

I don't.

[Miles]

This is slander. I don't believe this.

[Akash Singh]

Honestly, it is your fault. How is my fault if you decide to live there?

[Miles]

I. I left to protect my family. To get away.

[Anonymous Friend]

Yeah.

[Miles]

I'm a hero.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you knew what was going on and you ain't say nothing? Epstein, this is crazy, bro.

[Miles]

Damn.

[Mark Gagnon]

So you don't say nothing? You just leave?

[Akash Singh]

Why do you think it's called Epcot Center?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm telling you, man, due to knowledge.

[Miles]

Who had the biggest house in New York? Who had the biggest private residence in New York City? Any guesses? Anyone throw out a guess?

[Akash Singh]

Hillary Clinton.

[Andrew Schultz]

Hillary Clinton. Did they definitely did.

[Mark Gagnon]

You mean a guy from Florida?

[Miles]

That guy not from Florida.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's from Florida.

[Miles]

Guys from Coney Island, Brooklyn.

[Akash Singh]

Nahla also had a residence in Florida.

[Miles]

For tax purposes.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Akash Singh]

This is heartbreaking to find out in our great country, one of the. One of the great establishments, Disney World could be involved in something like this. I don't think Disney World is. By the way, people around it, they're

[Miles]

trying to stop it, probably. We gotta do something about that.

[Akash Singh]

You think they would do something about. It's bad for the brands. Yeah. You don't want a place that's dangerous for kids when it's the happiest place on earth.

[Miles]

They didn't. They didn't say for who.

[Mark Gagnon]

Oh, Mark just lost abc, Disney, espn.

[Andrew Schultz]

Phenomenal joke.

[Mark Gagnon]

I know.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was Phenomenal joke. Come on, give it to him. No, that's a great. The happiest place on Earth. All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Akash Singh]

That is it. Okay, we're closing it down from WTF Media, Los Angeles. Thank you very much, Al, for hosting us. Appreciate you. One more shout out to our boy Akash. Make sure you go check him out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Love you, dogs.

[Akash Singh]

Love you, brother.

[Mark Gagnon]

Love you, brother.

[Miles]

Akash Sing.com.

[Akash Singh]

akash Sing.com. go check him out. Continue to kill that, my boy. And we will see you guys on Patreon. Patreon.com Flagrant Peace.