AYG Goes Hollywood! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Summary

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Episode: AYG Goes Hollywood! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Date: October 6, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this road episode, hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan head to Hollywood, California, joined by comedians Colin Chamberlin and Sam Rubinoff. The gang recounts their week in Los Angeles, from awkward showbiz meetings to classic “Are You Garbage?” antics in their Airbnb and out on the town. With their signature blend of East Coast trashiness and affectionate ribbing, the group tackles everything from Jewish holiday etiquette to the nuance of dive bar cultures and wedding gift economics—all while operating at the chaos level only a house full of comedians can bring.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hollywood Hijinks: The Comic Road Crew in LA

• Setting the Scene: The guys discuss being on tour (San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Brea) and why they’re extending their stay in Tinseltown ([01:29]).
• Meetings the Garbage Way: Foley recounts his brash approach to Hollywood meetings.
  • Memorable reenactment: Foley interrupts a pitch—“I'll stop you right there. This is what we want.” ([12:32])
  • The team riffs on not being built for LA business, jokes about “seeing the strings at the puppet show” ([13:58]).
• Squad Dynamics: How the comics are faring living together in the Airbnb, noting Kippy’s (Kevin’s) upgraded accommodations versus past “trap house” nightmares ([08:00]-[08:20]).

2. Jewish Holidays & Family Etiquette

• Rubinoff’s Dilemma: Sam explains his Yom Kippur plans, including etiquette around bringing gifts to family when out of town ([04:40]-[05:17]).
  • “If you're coming from your own home, you offer to bring dessert.” – Sam ([04:49])
• Foley and Kevin’s Curiosity: They quiz Sam about not bringing anything, not knowing Yom Kippur dictates, and the meaning of “Kol Nidre” ([03:56]).

3. Bathroom, Bed-Making, and Garbage Habits

• Bathroom Etiquette: Classic AYG moment—debating defiling the more public bathroom in the Airbnb ([09:03]).
• Metamucil & Ozempic: Foley describes his efforts to stay “regular” amidst destabilizing travel diets ([09:54]).
  • “I'm on the zeppelin. I took my fourth shot... I got my probiotics, got my prebiotics…” – Foley ([09:54])
• Bed-Making Confessions: Sam’s revelation on starting to make his bed, sparked by domestic disputes, and diligence even on the road ([10:25]-[10:52]).

4. Garbage Tales from the Dive Bar

• The Frolic Room Saga:
  • The gang sets out for real LA dive bars, finding themselves at the Frolic Room, marveling at the “crunchy” West Coast dirtbag scene.
  • The ritual: getting a table by the wall, checking the perimeter, and assessing if the Frolic Room is a gay bar (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”) ([25:04]-[27:58]).
    • “We started looking around, mostly dudes. There was like a rainbow thing ... But I tell you, whether it was or wasn’t, I wasn’t going anywhere. Those beers were unbelievable.” – Kevin ([27:32])
  • Meeting LA characters: Observing barflies, “Terminator 2” jacket guy, and flirtations at the bar ([26:33]-[27:14]).
• Drinking Styles: Debate—should you eat at a bar or keep pounding beers uninterrupted? ([28:35]-[29:52])
  • “When you guys start drinking, you turn the hot water off. I always keep a little bit of hot water running.” – Foley ([28:35])
  • “We were crushing beers. And you're like, 'I'm hungry.'” – Kevin ([29:29])

5. Wedding Season: Cookie Tables & Groomsmen Gripes

• Colin’s Pittsburgh Wedding Duties: Discusses the Pittsburgh tradition of the cookie table at weddings, odd gift dilemmas for groomsmen, and the financial pressures tied to comedy budgets ([42:43]-[47:03]).
  • “Cookie table. Will there be pierogies?” – Foley ([44:14])
  • “I was thinking 300.” – Colin on cash gift ([46:52])
  • “I feel like if you’re in the wedding party, you shouldn’t have to give a gift.” – Sam ([49:52])
• Bachelor Party Logistics: Colin’s stress about tux fittings, hangovers, and coordinating amidst the stand-up schedule ([45:00]).

6. Airbnb Antics & Trash Talk

• Heater Wars: Foley and Kevin argue over cigarette ownership, accuse each other of theft, and track who’s scavenging butts from the fire pit ([50:49]-[51:12]).
  • “We’ve been smoking heaters. If I'm smoking heaters, you're smoking heaters.” – Foley ([51:12])
• Soup-Sharing & Hygiene: Anecdotes about sharing cream soup in Ireland, the limits of bodily generosity, and oral health confessions ([55:40]-[57:13]).
  • “All human beings are gross.” – Colin ([56:05])

7. Hollywood Houseguests

• Flip’s Extended Stay: Their old roommate Flip shows up unexpectedly, overstays his welcome, and seeks poolside summertime sips with possible plus-ones—demonstrating true Garbage hospitality ([60:05]-[63:34]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Foley on LA meetings:
  “I'll stop you right there. This is what we want.” ([12:32])
• On staying in the nice Airbnb:
  “It's a long way from the fucking trap house you had us in in Baltimore.” – Foley ([08:12])
• Bar bathroom disaster:
  “You step on that first step, you turn into a fucking ghost hunter. There was something impure in this house.” – Foley ([09:31])
• Dive bar authenticity:
  “We are posted up in a perfect corner of the perfect dive bar with literally the coldest beers.” – Kevin ([29:21])
• AYG definition of hospitality:
  “We’ve been to the puppet show. We've seen the strings.” – Foley ([13:58])
• On wedding cash gift amounts: “I feel like if you’re in the wedding party, you shouldn’t have to give a gift.” – Sam ([49:52])
• Dental honesty:
  “I gotta go to the dentist. I think my one tooth...has a little abscess above it or like some type of infection.” – Foley ([56:53])
• Trashy generosity:
  “We’ve each lent each other money, of course.” – Kevin ([50:34])
• On sharing food:
  “We shared a cream soup with me so bad, you got two pints of Foley in you, baby.” – Foley ([55:42])

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Highlighted Segments with Timestamps

| Time | Topic/Quote | |:--------------:|:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:40–05:17 | Sam details Yom Kippur dinner etiquette, gift-giving, and familial expectations | | 08:00–08:20 | Kevin and Foley contrast previous “trap house” accommodations with Kippy’s upgraded Airbnb choices | | 09:54 | Foley on his supplement routine to survive LA’s food & booze | | 10:25–10:52 | Sam confesses to new bed-making habits and their girlfriend origins | | 12:32 | Foley’s brash Hollywood meeting entrance—“I'll stop you right there. This is what we want.” | | 25:04–27:58 | The Frolic Room’s unique LA vibe, barflies, and is-it-or-isn’t-it-a-gay-bar debate | | 29:21 | Kevin defends settling in at the perfect dive bar | | 42:43–47:03 | Pittsburgh wedding, the fabled cookie table, and the complex etiquette of groomsmen gifts | | 50:49–51:12 | Foley and Kevin bicker over cigarette ownership (heaters found in the firepit, etc.) | | 56:53 | Foley’s dental self-diagnosis and hygiene confessional | | 60:05–63:34 | Flip’s saga as the uninvited houseguest and the group’s “garbage” hospitality |

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Tone & Style

The episode remains an unfiltered, warm, and relentlessly self-deprecating “trash comedy” roundtable. The group’s language is deeply conversational—filled with inside jokes, blunt confessions, and loving roasts. They oscillate between high-energy banter and moments of vulnerable honesty, all wrapped in their signature “Are You Garbage?” lens of examining etiquette, comfort, and class from a working-class, comic’s perspective.

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For the Listener

Whether you’re familiar with Are You Garbage? or new to the crew, this episode offers a perfect slice of “comic family vacation”—an East Coast comic's culture shock in Hollywood, full of rowdy stories, relatable pettiness, and trash talk that’s ultimately affectionate. If you enjoy stories about the reality behind showbiz glitz, the science of bad habits, and comedians busting each other’s chops, don’t miss this one.

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Transcript

[A]

Wait one second, gang. We can't leave LA until we tell you that we're going to be in Burlington and we're going to be in Boston. Do yourself a favor, get your [e-mail].

[B]

Yeah, live show's been great. Back on the block tour. Get the homies, get the bozos. Let's see there.

[A]

Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage?

[C]

The show where you find out if.

[A]

Your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that at the Groot to be classy. Yeah, just a big old piece of trash.

[B]

Trash, trash, trash.

[A]

I'm your host Stage Foley coming at you on a beautiful day from Hollywood, California. We're tucked up here in the Hollywood Hills and Tootie last night bit by a rattlesnake. My co host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and my best pal in all wide world and I love give it up for kj. Kevin James Ryan everybody.

[B]

What up gang? Shout out to you as always. Thanks for, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate View subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are doing all right over there.

[A]

Doing all right.

[B]

Then obviously the greatest website of all time. You play your little computer, little phone, your little desktop, whatever you got. Www.patreon.com rugarbage. You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang.

[A]

And as you can see, we're out on the road here. We're doing the back on the block tour. We were in San Fran, we were in Portland, we were Seattle. And then we finished up the five day run with the sold out show in Brea, California. So we're staying out here for a little week out in Tinseltown. We're hanging out and we got two of our absolute best with us sitting to my immediate right, the host with the most New York comedian, one of the funniest guys out there, Colin Chamberlain, everybody.

[D]

Thank you, boys.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

And of course we have our Ashkenazi kid over here, one of the stars of the Route 66 tour. Give it up for Sam Rubinoff, everybody.

[B]

Happy to be back, writer and producer extraordinaire.

[A]

Writer and producer extraordinaire. You got some heat on those, on those cartoons, baby.

[C]

Yeah, cyber schmuck. Check them out. They're great little talking cars.

[B]

Thanks for tuning in. Yeah, I get my meal now.

[C]

All right, I'm done.

[A]

I got my check from.

[B]

How long do these typically go?

[A]

I got Yom Kippur in an hour.

[B]

That is one thing I wanted to bring up.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Sammy's going. Sammy's been moving a little rogue this week. You got a little schmutz on you, by the way. Now I'm Jewish. You had a schmeckle.

[A]

That's what. It's the foam. They put foam in the coffee out here? Yeah, it's like whipped cream. You believe that?

[B]

The stuff. They're these freaks out here in Ollie.

[A]

Weird. By the way, I had a bagel from Dialogue Cafe this morning just as good as the one in New York. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[C]

Meet me at Cantors.

[B]

He's. You're going to. Sammy's going to your family's house out here?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

For a party?

[C]

No, just.

[A]

Oh, that's what it's for. It's for the holiday. No, no, we're definitely.

[B]

That's what I'm. What would it take for us to roll in squad D, break a couple chairs? Well.

[C]

Well, here's the thing. I actually.

[B]

They.

[C]

I got a.

[A]

Give me a blt, hold the bacon, huh? Am I right, guys? Good to see you. How you doing?

[C]

I got in a little trouble because I was like, this is my mom. People my mom's age, right? My mom's cousin. She's great. And I was like, yeah, I'm in. I think I have Tuesday and Wednesday night free. You know, you want to catch up. And she was like, well, Wednesday's Yom Kippur, so we're not doing that. So I got a little bit of.

[B]

You Got a little bit of. You should. You didn't even know the high hire invite her to hang out on a.

[A]

High pushed or you got an escape plan?

[C]

No, it was more like, you should know better.

[B]

You shouldn't ask me to hang out on.

[A]

Wait, can you not go over to their house on Yom Kippur and sit in solemn with them?

[C]

Well, here's the thing. Wednesday's night.

[A]

I've never seen him.

[B]

Be quiet.

[C]

Cole Nidre. It's the night before Yom Kippur, so.

[A]

It's Cole Nidre.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that a dj?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's a new rapper.

[A]

Saw that guy in Ibiza.

[D]

DJ and Lil Uzivert are gonna be there. That's a fun party.

[B]

Sammy, how'd you get. How'd you score? Dickinson.

[C]

Oh, everyone knows a guy there. Yeah, everyone.

[A]

Okay, wait, so you can't go over there and hang out?

[C]

No, I can, but she probably has plans with, like, members of her congregation. Whatever. Whatever.

[B]

Hey, you want to catch a movie on Christmas Eve or.

[C]

Or on Good Friday, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And so I was like, all right. I guess it's default by.

[A]

So what, you got to go over there tonight?

[C]

Yeah. It's a casual dinner.

[B]

Yeah. Are you bringing anything?

[C]

Here's the thing. So I was thinking about it.

[A]

Stop and get a ch. We call it out here.

[C]

I was saying. Well, because it's like there's no. She knows I'm in town. Right. If you're coming from your own home, you bring. You offer to bring dessert.

[A]

This explanation is Jewish.

[B]

I'm gonna. This is a long way to go around not getting a fourteen dollar bottle of wine.

[C]

I was thinking of getting a thirty dollar.

[D]

I get it. You're not bringing anything. Message receipt.

[B]

Here's the thing. I didn't check a bag.

[A]

Here's a lawn chair from the Airbnb.

[D]

They can get what they want whenever they want.

[B]

Why should. I can't live out here. That's good.

[A]

Thanks, Sam. A back on the Block T shirt. I got you some koozies if you guys want them. They were laying around the studio.

[B]

Okay. And how far away is it at her house?

[C]

Yeah, it's not too far.

[A]

Can we go?

[B]

Nice house apartment.

[A]

Can one of us.

[B]

Nice. It's a nice. It's a nice California, Louisiana.

[A]

Oh, is it? They do? Well, yeah, of course they do.

[D]

If you had to bring one person from the squad with you as a guest, who would you bring?

[C]

Not Foley.

[A]

Why? I thought you. Dude, they love me. I didn't mean it like that. Well, it depends on. They would love me.

[C]

It depends on which Foley I'm getting.

[A]

Which Foley do you want? I could pull them up.

[D]

What do you want?

[B]

I'm a man of many masks.

[A]

Yeah, you tell me what Foley you want.

[C]

I want Foley, the outgoing guy. And not. Not the one who is second guessing everything and making everybody nervous because we got enough of.

[B]

Well, I think you just invited him. Sugar water.

[A]

Sure they're gonna like me. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Did they say something? Hey, Rubinoff. I don't think your aunt likes me. Slip me 20, I'll give it to her.

[A]

I need cocaine in a bag.

[B]

Yeah, I think I. I would have to defer to Luke on that one. That it would have to be Luke.

[A]

Luke canop Sammy. You bring me. I'll wow him. I'll do the bits. I'll do the whole nine yards.

[C]

I listen again. If I was a guarantee that I'm getting.

[A]

What's wrong with you?

[D]

No, it seems. Seems very.

[A]

Jesus Rubinoff. What's on the menu?

[C]

I have no idea. I just.

[A]

What's. What's typically on the menu going into Yom Kippur?

[C]

Well, Yom Kippur.

[A]

Is this a good one or. Or is this the. You know, the. The. The matza and stuff like that?

[C]

That's almost over.

[A]

Love it.

[C]

Yeah, Yom Kippur. Well, the day of Yom Kippur is bad because you're fasting, so there's nothing.

[B]

I'm out. Foley's out. I think your whole religion don't make no sense.

[C]

Not even one map for you.

[B]

You guys are a little kooky. This whole.

[A]

Not e. Knights of Columbus. If you need meatballs and coleslaw.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Yeah. Take Luke for that.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's a. Luki can operate in those situations.

[C]

I think Diesel Ryan could do it.

[B]

Diesel can acclimate. He sits. He sits like a weirdo. But.

[C]

No sweatpants. But we could do it.

[A]

I know. You can't be sitting Indian style in.

[B]

A dirty T shirt.

[A]

Touching.

[D]

He'd be touching all the furniture. Is this oak?

[B]

It feels like oak.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Brian's been walking around the Airbnb, guessing what all the furniture.

[A]

Can I say this? Kippy, you've outdone yourself.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

As the bozos and the homies know, when we go on the road, Kippy likes to splurge on the boys a little bit. We, you know, we. We like to. We like to live in it. We like to, you know, enjoy it.

[B]

And if there's something wrong, I hear it right away.

[A]

Yeah. It's a long way from the fucking trap house you had us in in Baltimore where I had to go and get a hotel.

[B]

That one. We pulled up and we didn't even get out of the car.

[A]

There's a guy.

[B]

There's. There's a guy on Fentanyl sleeping.

[A]

Were you with us for that?

[B]

No, I don't think he was.

[A]

We pulled in and didn't even get out of the car. It was Dicey.

[C]

I did McCoobies with you once.

[B]

Now, wasn't that. Oh, it might have been. I forget. It might have been that. Yeah, that was way back in the day. That's when we were building the studio. We were building to these, right?

[C]

Yeah. I don't Remember staying in.

[A]

They were shooting the Wire down there.

[B]

Yikes.

[A]

I'll be over in Capitol Hill.

[B]

Talk to me. One thing I noticed, we've all. Everybody's been living together very well, right?

[A]

We always do, man.

[B]

It's. But, you know, I mean, yeah, we're all good friends, you know, It's. It's very. It's been good. One thing I did notice this morning upstairs is me Foley. This isn't about you. It's me fully relaxed.

[A]

Talk about the.

[B]

Although you pooped up there yesterday, and I. Dude, I literally. The bathroom isn't in the hallway, and.

[A]

I go three houses over.

[B]

Dude, I love you. Get on the first step like you're down here in the hallway, and I'm like, what the heck is.

[D]

Even died up there?

[B]

Oh, man, the Jews would love you in a house.

[A]

I'm sorry. I'll pay for that.

[B]

It was. How much? Ryan can make this.

[A]

You step on that first step, you turn into a fucking ghost hunter. There was something impure in this house.

[B]

But it was like. I was like, dude, it was. And I get it. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. We're living a. You know, boys are children. They drinking. We got the burritos going, got the bread. I'm not. I'm not judging, but it was. And I've. I was also doing them, but I got my own. I got a. My bathroom's a little more removed.

[A]

I don't want to gross anybody out, but I'm on the zeppelin. I took my fourth shot. I have to supplement that with Metamucil. So I don't have the same issues I had when I was on the Ozempic. I got to push all the way through on this one. So I'm doing my support stuff. I got my probiotics, I got my prebiotics. I got my Metamucil. I'm drinking a lot of water. I'm getting good night's sleep.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you're doing great.

[A]

I was just masturbating again.

[B]

All right, things. Things are looking up. There goes the security deposit.

[A]

That's actually what you smell.

[B]

But, Sam, I don't know if you do this every day. Your beds made.

[A]

Whoa. I was going to say that. I peeked in there. I thought you were laying in bed, wrapped up, sheet over your head.

[B]

You make your bed in the morning?

[C]

Yeah, I started doing that.

[B]

When?

[C]

About a year and a half ago. I got in a fight with my girlfriend, and she was like, the bed's always a mess when you get Out. And it was like. It was like one of those iceberg. The tip of the iceberg, where you don't do enough around here things. So I started making the bed. Every morning I wake up. I.

[B]

Makes you feel good. They say that makes you feel good.

[C]

I do that, and then I empty the dishwasher. That's the two things I do.

[A]

Did you do that down here?

[C]

No, I'm on vacation.

[B]

Also, are you doing. Ryan's doing the dishes every night before we go up.

[A]

Ryan's doing a great job.

[B]

I'm saying that's great. I did the two mornings I went to get mugs cleaned, I went that. I said that Diops is locked the fuck in.

[C]

He's doing an amazing job.

[A]

I think for when you actually do slice my throat in the middle of the night, it will have been worth it, because you are on point with everything. It's been fantastic. You're killing it out here, buddy. And very funny. Doing a very good job with that.

[B]

Luke, you can pick up some little bit of slack, okay?

[A]

Luke ordered his Chinese breakfast yesterday.

[B]

That was me. I found that place.

[A]

You found that place? Holy shit.

[B]

Oh, are you not a fan? You're about to. Oh, yeah, man. Denise. Because you're eating Asian eggs out there. Nate. Thank you. Ew. No.

[A]

Western almond egg rolls.

[B]

That was good. I don't know what they were. There was some egg cream. So there was something in there that was.

[A]

Yeah, it was pretty banging.

[B]

All right.

[A]

It's pretty banging.

[B]

We're little fourth curtain. We're. We're, you know, we're out here doing. Taking some Hollywood meetings.

[A]

Oh. We're gonna get into this a little bit.

[B]

Why not? I mean, it is. We're. We're an open book. Open book family.

[A]

It's just turned into a TED Talk how not to handle this.

[B]

This city's bed business meetings.

[A]

I was a little brash.

[B]

It was, you know, you're. You're standing up for yourself. You said you were going in with a game plan, and you did stick to that. I was.

[A]

It was around.

[B]

The guy's like, hi, I'm. Hi, I'm Stephen. I'm gonna tell you what we want. I'll stop you right there. This is what we want. Guys. We're still standing up. Relax.

[A]

Sitting in the lobby.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Then you go back to an office. Huh?

[B]

We walked in. The one guy. I think it was. It was another guy. I don't think he was. I don't know. That guy didn't know that we were coming for a meeting, and he Asked who we were, and Foley was not happy. Fully. Guy goes, who are you? Fully. Just, like, looked up.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

I said, man. Might as well. Might as well call Diesel to come.

[D]

Pick us back up.

[A]

Yeah, Over. Over the couch. Who you guys? Who you guys here to see? What? Who are we here to see, huh? You're about to see a doctor. All right, zip it.

[B]

You're about to see Dr. Rubino.

[A]

Give me the code for the bathroom. I gotta take a wicked one.

[B]

I'm all back on a Metamucil.

[D]

Sorry, sir, no public restrooms. We have a meeting.

[A]

That's another thing.

[B]

I was invited here.

[A]

We're taking the meeting. We're sitting in front of. We're sitting in front of a wework bathroom. This guy's coming in and out.

[B]

There was like. There's dudes, like, dropping diggers in there. Just like.

[A]

I know, dude.

[D]

Toilet behind you. Okay?

[A]

That's what our game plan is.

[B]

It was. It was. Yeah, it's.

[A]

You guys all live together, too.

[B]

We're very. Okay. We're very. You know, we're not cut out for Holly. We're not.

[A]

We've been to the puppet show. We've seen the strings.

[B]

Did you say that? Do you say that? If you say that. I've heard you say that to a waiter.

[A]

Hey, guys like to jerk me around.

[D]

Sir, this is an Applebee.

[A]

Refills?

[D]

We have two for 20. It has never changed.

[A]

No, it's two for 10. Okay.

[D]

Sir, I am 18 years old. Please stop. Please let go of me.

[A]

Listen, by the way, I know those fajitas ain't sizzling. I know they're not sizzling water.

[D]

They're putting water on a hot plate.

[A]

You've covered that.

[B]

I've seen the puppets.

[A]

You don't jerk me around.

[D]

How many boneless wings are in here?

[B]

I count 11 and a half. That one don't count. That's a little nub.

[A]

I was. I was at the. I was at. You stink. I was at the dinner with somebody one time. I think my cousin and I said something about the wings. I was like, do you do that by wing or do you do that by weight? Like, weight of the portion. And they left. And my cousin's like, damn, dude, how fat are you?

[B]

Yeah. Don't be screwing me.

[D]

They bring the plate over. You have a food scale. You're like, I'll be the judge of this.

[B]

Let me tear this real quick. Yeah, they're charging me for. That's mostly basket. You're charging.

[D]

Bowl is 8 ounces.

[A]

This is Crazy hamburger is supposed to be half a pound pre cooked.

[B]

That got big when, like, I don't know if it was just like a bit, like a viral bit or whatever, but people were weighing the steak because it'd be like a 14 ounce filet. But then they had to come out and start saying, pre cooked. Yeah.

[A]

What a scumbag.

[B]

It's like. He's like, this is 7 ounces, which says. Hey, I guess. I think it would be. I guess you cook out all the moisture, like.

[D]

But I think most things are measured by, like, raw weight.

[A]

Yeah. What are we doing? You can't start doing that shit. I just asked. I was just curious.

[D]

That's how we measure Foley, by raw weight before we pull all the moisture.

[B]

Out of them, before we dry them out.

[D]

We're aging him in the pool room like a steak. He's got a little funk on him, but let him go another week.

[B]

Let him go another week. That'll. That's all you. You see them skin tags? That's all Flav.

[A]

Somebody goes in, you go in one of the little cheese hole things. Just put one in there. It's getting there.

[B]

There's nowhere for that flavor to hide, baby. All surface area.

[A]

Kevin gotta talk about hex clack.

[B]

Oh, shout out to that hex clap.

[A]

I got news for you, gang. Summer's over. No more hot dogs and hamburgers on the grill. You gotta start really cooking. You got the family. You got the holidays coming up. And what are you gonna do, huh? What are you going to do?

[B]

Cook on a pan like a. Like a something or not.

[A]

You're going to use Hexclad, and you're going to get in the 21st century. Do yourself a favor. The best you're ever going to get.

[B]

Yeah, they're fantastic. I bought them before they were a sponsor, and it's changed my life. Me and my wife, we're not fighting anymore. The dog don't shit in the house. They're the best goddamn thing pans I've ever seen in my life. Game days are here. It's up. It's time to upgrade your kitchen for hosting season.

[A]

Hey, there you go, dude.

[B]

I. Listen.

[A]

Just a couple of eggs.

[B]

Listen.

[A]

Slide around like a dance floor.

[B]

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[A]

Do it, Kip. Talk about True Classics.

[B]

Ooh, talk about True Classics.

[A]

I got a question for you.

[B]

Hit me.

[A]

500 points. What's the best T shirt in the business?

[B]

True Classics.

[A]

What's one of the best clothing brands in the business?

[B]

True Classics.

[A]

Now, does True Classics just have T shirts?

[B]

I don't know. Nope. They got it all, baby. They got pants, they got athletic wear. They got. Whatever you need, they got it. A bunch of good, comfortable, basic stuff that elevate you.

[A]

T shirts in the business. They get better when you wash them. That's crazy. That's quality.

[B]

Uh huh. They're tight around the arms to make you look like you got a set of guns around the belly. Makes you look like you're on T. You know what I mean?

[A]

Couple of fries. Enjoy yourself.

[B]

People vote. The people vote with their dollars. And True Classics has sold over 25 million shirts to more than 5 million customers. That's insane. Racking up over 200,000 five star reviews.

[A]

That's a lot of shirts.

[B]

Men lie, women lie. Numbers don't lie.

[A]

25 mil.

[B]

The brand isn't just about the fabric or fit. It's about helping guys show up every day with confidence and purpose, feel better with their clothes. Their shirts fit where they should feel incredible and don't break the bank. You get that tailored look without sacrificing comfort or blowing your budget.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

It's tailored where you want it. There's no bunching, no stiff fabric, no bs. True Classics is built for comfort and built to last. And built to give back. You can find them at Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, or head to trueclassics.com garbage, which we recommend you do. Try them out yourselves. Do it.

[A]

Yeah, I'm heavyset. I was chubby as a kid too.

[B]

Yeah, me too. You're doing great. Though I do have to say you're doing great. I thought there was a killed you.

[A]

When you had the chance.

[B]

I don't know who you're talking to when you say these things. Someone's gonna get that you say it in the meeting. Someone's gonna get that you say it in today's meeting. You should have killed me. Hi, I'm Henry. And you should have killed me when you had the chance.

[D]

Okie dokie. Okay, right this way, Mr. Definitely saying that.

[A]

What the.

[B]

Do we care? I know, yeah. No, it's fun. We don't care. And this is a little bit of pandering, but the truth, we're out here, we're talking to some people, no one.

[A]

Really, and wait and see if they want. Let's see if we can really trust them.

[B]

I got a. I got a plug in Columbia.

[A]

Yeah, it's just. We'll be like, you know, most of our revenue stream comes from digital. And then, you know, we do the road. That, that, that's a good portion of revenue. But then we also have this passive revenue stream.

[B]

8 balls moving weight at Ecuador.

[A]

See if they play ball. That's how, you know, if he's like, oh, yeah, let's take this back to the office. Then we know we got a partner.

[B]

Sure, I do think we should have fun with one of them. Where we. Sam is our lawyer. We dress. We get Sam a suit. Sam's our lawyer. Diesel and Colin are our security guards. Colin go gets his nickel. Right.

[A]

Fly back to New York.

[B]

I'm sure you can get something on the ground. That's hard to believe.

[D]

I think we could find it in la. I don't know if you've looked outside this way or that way, but I think we can find it.

[A]

You got an Uzi?

[B]

Join the Yakuza.

[D]

We drove around last night, I'm like, where are we, the walking dead? Like, it's crazy.

[B]

We also. Yeah, but I do think that would be fun because. Hold on, Pip. Not to pander, but because of the fucking homies and bozos and the fucking army of garbage. It's like we don't, you know, we were able to create everything we want to create and give it right to you guys. So it's like, there's not much people can do unless Netflix is listening. Can give us a special. How you doing? But other than that, I wouldn't say me. Colin and Foley went out for a couple of beverages last night.

[A]

I hadn't begged these guys to go drink with me.

[B]

That's not the case.

[A]

Yes, it is. We got out of this meeting. I wanted to blow off a little steam, get fucked up. I said, let's fucking head downtown. Let's find a dark, cold LA bar that serves screaming, cold beers.

[B]

This is where I have to push back. I said, yeah. I said, let's. Luke wasn't going, Sam wasn't going, and Ryan wasn't going. So I go and Colin was here at the house. I said, all right, well, let's just go back to the house. We'll see what. We'll grab Colin and we'll go out.

[A]

That's what we did.

[B]

You know, I know literally exactly what happened.

[A]

Yeah, A good time.

[B]

But you're right. You're in the back screen. Just drop me off now. I go. Where do you want to go? I don't know. That's what you do.

[A]

I just came out of that meeting.

[B]

Yeah, I was at the meeting, too. Yeah.

[D]

On the other side of that meeting. We were all waiting here, like, waiting on eggshells of, like, whatever walks through this door. Like, Luke's working on the computer, I'm working on a computer. Roop's trying to get a lunch order together.

[A]

Like, desperate.

[D]

Panic to, like, get, like. Has anyone heard from Diesel? Like, what's going on? Does he have service? Like, all waiting.

[A]

Wait, you worried what mood we're gonna walk in through the door?

[D]

Yeah, we were trying to figure out.

[B]

I would specifically what's going to happen.

[D]

Cuz whatever happened was going to determine how the rest of the day and evening went. Not because of you, but because of, like, you know, you. But Rubes was ready. Rubes was like, I don't care if they get the special or not. Someone order me a Chinese chicken salad.

[A]

Dude, what are you in A Chinese chicken salad.

[D]

You were so hungry.

[A]

I love them, too. Don't get me wrong. Well, you had one for breakfast.

[C]

No, I had a protein bowl for breakfast, but yes.

[B]

And that.

[A]

Sam, thanks.

[C]

No, the ch. It's a good flavor. I don't eat dairy, so it's like a sure thing. Because they don't put dairy in those.

[B]

So the Asian. The Chinese don't do. I guess the Chinese don't really do cheese, do they?

[A]

No, they do.

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

What do Koreans do?

[B]

Okay, that's not the Chinese. Thanks for moving the goalposts in the argument.

[A]

When I go to Korean barbecue, we do cheese and corn around the side. So delicious. Sure.

[B]

But I'm just saying that they're not. There's not a cheese on most of the items you're getting. Sure. It's not a big cheese culture.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

I think it's a fair assumption.

[A]

I'll give you that. Chinese cheese. Somebody give that a goo. Luke.

[C]

I'm sure they have it.

[A]

We'll be right back.

[C]

Part of, like, the Americanized.

[B]

Yeah. It's not like you're not eating. Put it on sandwiches.

[A]

They put those little. What's it called? La choy. The little noodles. Noodles. Little crispy noodles in there.

[C]

Yeah, Sometimes they are the little. Little wonton things.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, them little wonton things. Forget about. Yeah, little la choy noodles. I used to crush them when I was a kid.

[C]

They make a salad.

[D]

Luke was diffusing, walking a tightrope, trying to diffuse the situation.

[B]

It is weird because if me and Foley are gone, Luke is by proxy, is in charge.

[D]

Absolutely.

[B]

Not that he's. Not that he's. There's anything to be in charge of.

[A]

But he's the babysitter.

[D]

There wasn't a.

[B]

He does have the authority to make purchase. Like, it has to go through notice.

[A]

When he's the babysitter, he can be a little cunty. Can't you?

[B]

It's also just with Kevin's gone, I'm really in charge.

[A]

He could be a little bitch.

[D]

He sent me to my room.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Can't even do anything actually.

[B]

Go to your room and think about.

[A]

What you think with his boyfriend or something like that, and he hasn't called. Or the boyfriend's out at a party and he's stuck babysitting. He could be a little snooty. Right? You wouldn't let Sam order.

[D]

He handled it very well. I will. He handled it very, very well of like, like buying time. It was like a veteran quarterback just trying to like run out the clock. Like, Rubes is like, did you put that order in? And Luke's like, nah, I'm working on the thing, the apps, like, not load.

[B]

I gotta read through the live fire.

[D]

It was very well done.

[A]

Every time this guy said it's a five minute walk and it's been a 15 minute walk.

[C]

Oh, you're one of those.

[B]

Wait, so this is. So we go out drinking, which makes me even madder. I know, but here, hold on. We did this. I literally. We did this yesterday. So as we said, me, Colin, and.

[A]

Foley, real quick, the Frolic.

[B]

That's what we're getting to.

[A]

Okay. No, I'm saying downtown.

[B]

That's what you're.

[A]

Great bar, ice cold beers.

[B]

Literally what I was just setting up of us going to the Frolic Room.

[A]

Go ahead.

[D]

So it's a Chinese chicken salad and there's no dairy.

[B]

There's no cheese in it. I've had cheese before.

[A]

They do the little mandarin orange slices in there sometimes.

[C]

Sometimes. This one wasn't that good, though, because it had a ton of kale. Too much kale, let me tell you.

[B]

Kale for breakfast, you can kick fucking rocks. I don't care what country you're from.

[A]

Kale in a salad stinks. And get out of here.

[B]

There's one. I like it in from like chop decoration.

[A]

Sure as I'll be eating holly.

[C]

Right.

[B]

But whatever. So we go.

[D]

Friend of yours?

[B]

So we go to the Frolic, where we find it. We search in dive bars. We find the Frolic Room, which we get in there pitch black. It's like every. You just feel at home. You go, I know these people. I know you. But also LA has its own kind of crunchiness. LA has its own kind of dirt bag. West coast dirt bag that we not. But, you know, we're more east coast, you know, I. We can gauge those. Some of those characters were a little.

[D]

They come in.

[A]

You Squirrel.

[D]

Yeah, Squirrel keeping an eye on them, that's for sure.

[B]

So we got it. We gotta. We got a little table in a corner back on a wall, you know the Jets.

[D]

James, move back to the wall.

[B]

Yeah. Check the perimeter. Yeah.

[A]

When there's. When there' older ladies at the bar just hanging out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's usually a dead giveaway, man.

[B]

And there was one. She was older. She looked younger, but she was older. When you got closer, you're talking about.

[A]

The one that was in the white.

[B]

Bigger lady that was in the white with the shirt.

[A]

She was kind of hot.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, she was. And dude, every dude. I saw a dude kiss her on the neck, like, going in for. You know, he was. He was a barfly. She was a bar flight. He's like, oh, come here. And he was like doing this to like. And she came in and he went.

[A]

That was all right.

[B]

Right on her neck. And I saw her.

[A]

Like, everybody was a character in there. Dude. We saw this dude. He was. It was like something right out of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Tall, thin dude, looked like he could handle himself. Like. Like a surfer, but rugged. Gray hair. The shorts, the grip shorts, and then the Terminator 2 rap jacket.

[B]

It was cool, this thing. We all clocked it without even saying anything.

[A]

He's got a hat on, you know what I mean? Like some like Captain Malibu hat, something like that goes outside, goes all the way down, sits and rips a heater like he's fucking standing on set waiting for Cruise to show up. Phenomenal.

[B]

Yeah, it was. It was cool. Great bar. But then while we were there, we were like, is this. Is this a gay bar?

[D]

Not there's anything wrong with that.

[B]

Not there's anything wrong with that. But we start looking around. Mostly dudes.

[A]

A lot of dudes.

[B]

A lot of dudes. There was like a rainbow thing, which was again, fine, but. And then frolic is a bit of a. Starting to put a fancier term a little bit. You know what I mean? If you were like, I'd go. We started putting two and two together and I was like. And I put it in Google is frolic room. And first of all, I gotta tell you, whether it was or wasn't, I wasn't going anywhere. Those beers were.

[A]

They were unbelievable.

[B]

The Budweiser was actually covered in ice. It was like nuts. It was sick.

[A]

When I went to the bathroom, my blue two guys, and I was asking.

[D]

Them, they confirmed it is not a gay bar.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Very trustworthy, but pay well, but very generous, man.

[B]

It wasn't. And we hung out there for a good while, but then we were gonna go relocate. Big man wanted a little din. Dinner, a little snack or something, and we didn't. You were trying to push for a restaurant, which we do love, but me and. Me and you drink a little differently. Mm. Me and Colin have. Our cycles have synced.

[A]

I mean, you guys shut it off. You guys turn out. When you guys start drinking, you turn the hot water off. Off. I always keep a little bit of hot water running.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[A]

It means you don't eat. You guys, you want to get all.

[B]

We're drinking.

[D]

Don't mess with the buzz.

[A]

Yeah, dude, how does that mess with the buzz? You go, you sit down, you get an appetizer, you pick at it.

[B]

No, I'll fall asleep, dude.

[A]

He'll fall asleep.

[B]

I'm like, I can't go to. I can't go to a waiter and have a waiter start regulating my consumption.

[A]

You order two, three beers at a time.

[B]

But then they're sitting there getting warm.

[A]

You say to them, listen, listen, I've been to the puppet show. I've seen Bucket of ice.

[D]

Give me a bucket of ice. I don't know why they don't like me.

[A]

And you know what?

[B]

Talking to the bouncer, you should have. Should have killed me when you had the chance, you dumb mother.

[A]

Yeah, that's all I was thinking. I like that little pig.

[B]

I know, but dude. Dude. We are posted up in a perfect corner of the perfect dive bar with literally the coldest beers.

[D]

And we were drinking them fast.

[B]

We were crushing beers. And you're like, I'm hungry. And we go, okay, let's go to a bar that has food so we can continue to operate how me and Colin are operating. Happy middle. You can operate how you operate With a little bit of grub. And I probably would have dabbled, too. A handful of beers, you know what I mean? A couple of months, I'm kicking. You know, it's vacation. Cold red blood.

[A]

Like a mozzarella stick. Hey, Sammy, what's up? You can't do a mott stick?

[B]

I mean, I can power through pizza.

[C]

Yeah, I've been playing the trumpet all morning.

[A]

Jesus. Man, if I was allergic to cheese, I don't know what I'd do.

[B]

It'd probably be 300 pounds lighter talking to mozzarella. He should have killed me when he had the chance.

[A]

I love that mozzarella. I like this. I like the. The shredded stuff. I'll do that instead of something else. And if it's in the fridge.

[B]

What? The shredded. The stuff they put on that to keep it from coagulating is bad, though.

[A]

It's bad for you. Chemical.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Knows it's bad for you, Yakaroony.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I also don't do that. Yakar's blowing guys at the Frolic Room. What now?

[C]

That'll extend your life.

[A]

I had to find out.

[B]

Hey, my buddies aren't gonna believe me. This is a gay bar. Let me blow you up.

[D]

Bring your buddy in here and we'll really test it.

[A]

I couldn't do that with Kevin. Couldn't do anything sexual with him.

[B]

Yeah, no one's asking you to. You keep bringing this up. I've never been like, hey, listen, I.

[A]

Just think we're better off as friends.

[B]

Sure, that's fair, but. So then he. So we find another elbow room or something we're gonna walk to. Yeah. And Kali's learning the big man's behaviors. You know what I mean? The big mitt.

[D]

I got a trail cam set up by his room. Yeah, I know when he's coming out. Coming and going.

[A]

He was a trainer at the zoo that actually locks himself in the gorilla cage for the first time.

[B]

What the heck? Turn around.

[D]

You just sit in the corner.

[A]

I come walking out just looking at you.

[D]

So get me a banana quick.

[A]

Sticking up his ass.

[B]

As. As the big man, you know, massages truths from time to time. You need to do the same. You know, his reality is. In reality, you need to. Then also, you can't just hit him with hard facts all the time.

[A]

You know, a 10 minute walk.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He said, when I got five, six, seven beers in me, he said, it's a 10. That makes me sleepy.

[B]

It's also so funny for Colin to go like. Colin's like, dude, it's a 10 minute walk. Like, thinking, that's okay in his world.

[A]

I'm sorry I hit you.

[B]

And you go, sorry. Sorry about those things I said about your mother. Yeah. Colin's like, it's a 10 minute walk. He goes, 10 minute walk. I go, no, it's not. And Colin goes, yeah, it's a five minute walk. Oh, thank God. Like, you believed him. It's like, dude, he lied to you. Like, in the same sense.

[A]

I know you're talking about another place.

[D]

How we really slipped it in was I messed up the first time. I said, it's a 10 minute walk. And Kevin's like, no, it's not. And like, we had lost it for a second. And then you brought it back. You're like, dude, I'm not walking 10 minutes. I was like, no, we're gonna go to the Elbow Room. It's two minutes.

[B]

It's the same place.

[D]

We said the same name. And you're like, oh, okay, I could do two.

[B]

Like, I'm not walking. Please, I'm not walking 10 minutes. The elbow Room. No, we're going to the Elbow Room. It's two minutes away.

[A]

Then I got outside like a dog getting sent to the vet. And there was something about you two that I didn't trust. So I pulled the trigger and said, let's just.

[B]

I had a feeling. He started going, you know what? Let's just go back and see what the boys did. Meanwhile, you were motherfucking them. I don't know. Fuck the assholes don't want to come hang out with us. You get out there, you start seeing that this might be 10 minutes.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't know. I don't know if I should go.

[D]

With you fellas that way and two minutes that way. And I don't see him in Elbow Room.

[B]

I see a Bally's total fitness. And I ain't falling for that.

[A]

It's like 12 Years a Slave. You guys get me out there, get me drunk. All of a sudden, I wake up.

[B]

Walking somewhere just right this way.

[A]

I just wanted to go back to the house.

[B]

Yeah, well, I was a great. But then we got back here. You're like, you want to go out? And I'm like, dude, we were just.

[A]

I was pushing it with Rubes. I wanted to go hang with, you know, Rubes, a Hollywood kid. I know he's got his own things going on out here. You know, he was. You do a couple moving shake, do a couple spots, you know what I mean? Showing. So I wanted to go Rubes and hang with Rubes, and.

[B]

And Sam's like, what's his name? In Donnie Brasco that starts to go doing coke deals at the motel on his own.

[A]

He's out.

[B]

He's out here operating. We. You guys bump in Rubinoff, took a.

[A]

Spot at the Improv. That's why he's dead. Jesus Christ. Skippy.

[B]

Couldn't be. We couldn't be trusted. He's making his bed. He's doing spots. I don't know what's going on.

[A]

I'm making you say. Say his name. Say his name.

[C]

But, yeah, I said you could have.

[A]

Come, but then you didn't want me to get. No, you didn't want me to go. You.

[C]

You. That was you being in your head, Foley.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So what are you gonna do?

[C]

Are you gonna be hanging out in the green room? I'm like, yeah, I'm booked on a show. I might be in the green room. And you are a comic, and you can come there, and I'm sure you're welcome.

[A]

You would have wanted me to go.

[C]

I was fine either way. But I didn't want you to come in the state that you were in.

[A]

Ah, Drunk.

[D]

We were just trying to suggest Rubes was going in with a mission to operate.

[B]

He's moving and shaking.

[D]

He got to go in tight.

[B]

He was scheduled to talk to some people.

[A]

Who's better to go on a mission than Uncle Hank?

[D]

Ryan, Luke, Kevin, Colin, Rubes. The guy that dropped us off last night, the guy that checked the bags at lax.

[A]

The guy blew in the Frolic Room. You never even see me, dude. I'm like a ninja. I would have slipped right into the corner of the bar. I would have had him on comms. If he needed me, I would have been there. Otherwise, I'm just chilling in the corner.

[B]

You're talking to Rubinoff. Hey, ask him.

[A]

Him?

[B]

You're in his ear. Ask him if he's mad at me. Ask him if he's mad at me and he thinks I'm cute.

[A]

Have they seen his show? I repeat, have they seen the show?

[C]

Can we go home? I want to go home.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Chopper's coming in.

[B]

There's been a lot of chopper circles.

[A]

Everybody scatter.

[B]

That's like fourth or fifth one.

[A]

Yeah, they're looking for somebody.

[B]

Probably you. Bug man's back.

[A]

I would love to run from a chopper. That would be so fun.

[B]

Two minutes to the Elbow Room. Now you want to run from a chopper?

[A]

It'd be fun. The light on you. You can't get away from that thing. You got to go to lax. That's what you do.

[B]

You drive to LAX because they can't fly in the airspace.

[A]

Fly in the airspace. You park the car in there, kill the attendant, obviously. You take his car, go to his.

[B]

House, have sex with his wife.

[A]

Have sex with his wife.

[B]

Gotta play the part.

[A]

Sure. You dye your hair, you lose 30 pounds, you get in a neighbor's car, drive straight down to Mexico, go right to the cartel, say, listen, I'm all yours. Whatever you need. I got insider information about Sam Rubinoff.

[D]

It's crazy you didn't want him to go with you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We would have had a good time. Would have fun.

[B]

It would have made for a great story, I believe. Yeah.

[A]

Foley got thrown out of the laugh.

[B]

You've fallen down a flight of stairs.

[C]

There were a lot of stairs there.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Huh.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Just so you know, looking up the stairs, you should have killed me when you had the chance.

[A]

I don't know about this. Rubes.

[B]

Rube, stand up. Comedy's overrated. This little town stinks.

[A]

What a trip.

[B]

Yeah, it's been fantastic. It's a little. It's a little sad. Kylie's flying out early. He's just standing the team.

[D]

Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow morning.

[A]

You have no idea. I hate that.

[D]

I know.

[A]

I hate when somebody meets us somewhere or when somebody flies out early. I like when everybody goes together. That way, if we're all on the same plane.

[B]

All right, he does it.

[A]

I want us all to go together because I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be the that goes by himself.

[B]

If I die next to you, I'm gonna kill myself.

[A]

You probably would. You'd be upset, wouldn't you?

[B]

What?

[A]

What do you think I didn't go.

[B]

With my wife and kids? What?

[A]

What do you think the last thing you'd say to me was? I've already thought about it in my head, what you would say to me. Yeah, I'm sure.

[B]

It's probably not sweet.

[A]

No, it's very sweet. I love you, buddy. I'm glad I'm going out with you. We're gonna be psych.

[D]

But anyway, he said there was one parachute. I gotta get out of here.

[B]

Good luck with everything. Don't forget to call.

[A]

I'd go down with the plane. I'll give you the parachute you got. You got a child, family, people that love you. Yeah. Plus, I could throw that in your face for all eternity. I could pull the Clooney. I'm going down with the ship like that.

[B]

Can't be.

[A]

Tell everybody how cool I was. Don't anybody know I was crying? Yeah, 100%.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Like, I love you, dog. Going out together?

[B]

Yeah, probably.

[A]

I tell you, got to do it. It's over. It's a wrap. It's gonna be two seconds and it's gonna be nothing or we're gonna burn for a long time. It's gonna suck doing that. Freaking out on each other.

[B]

I'm punching it up with the flames.

[A]

Did you ever hear. Do you ever hear the audio of that?

[B]

All right, easy. I mean, yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Bank of Bangalore. I gotta keep you.

[C]

Anything about, like, how about all the boys back in coach?

[A]

Oh, you guys are on the flight?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I thought you said you want us all to be flying together.

[A]

Yeah, well, I can't run back and.

[C]

I know you got a wedding back.

[B]

And start trying to make out with Colin.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, you know, I hope you guys are tight together in your foxhole. We're in our foxhole. You know what I mean?

[C]

Separate but equal.

[A]

Take it up out of my seat belt. The one thing I would do is I would yell at the flight attendants to shut the up. Because I've seen in the videos where they're just repeating brazier impact and they do it in a very non performative way. It stinks. I'm like, I don't want to listen to your fucking voice. As we're. As. I'm five minutes away from hell. Shut the fuck up. We all have our fucking heads down. You know the thing they say, it's like, brace for impact, head between your knees. And they keep repeating it because you got morons on the plane. Probably got some getting up, trying to.

[B]

Get his overhead read the room. Everybody just put the mic down. What the.

[D]

Yeah, dude, that would. That would be awful just to hear.

[B]

Something over and over you don't want to hear. No, we're talking about you.

[A]

Put your mic's down and you feel like you're.

[D]

Gonna die and like you can't escape. That would.

[B]

And it's relentless.

[A]

Kibby, what do you know about Lucy?

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Never. No tobacco. You got mint, you got wintergreen, and you got a little capsule inside you pop that little hydration, little extra flavor.

[B]

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[A]

And who doesn't want that?

[B]

Who don't need that? Who forget about wanting it? Everybody needs it.

[A]

Stop going to the gas stat to get your gear.

[B]

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[A]

Use Lucy Breakers.

[B]

Yeah. Lucy is a longtime sponsor of the show. Shout out to them. Listen, I got to be honest with you. Break the fourth wall here. Whenever they send their package, the boy comes sneaking in. Everybody comes over. Let me get this. Let me get the mint. Let me get the wintergreen. Let me get the fours, the twelves. Whatever you need, they got you.

[A]

Give it, give it.

[B]

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[A]

Wait, is it 15?

[B]

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[A]

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[A]

Yeah. Well, anyway, that's what I tell you.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

I appreciate that. After you screamed at a flight attendant who was trying to help you.

[A]

They're not trying to help. We're already the same.

[B]

Okay, all right.

[A]

We're helping anybody.

[B]

All right. Colin is leaving early because he is attending a wedding.

[D]

Attending a wedding. I'm in a wedding.

[A]

A Pittsburgh wedding.

[B]

Yeah, dude, it's.

[D]

It's.

[B]

I think that's how I did. I pictured is that scene in Deer Hunter. I really do.

[A]

Mary Kovowalski's getting married to Johnny Wicked Cowski.

[B]

A bunch of fat.

[D]

You're not wrong. You're not completely wrong. There's going to be a cookie table.

[B]

A cookie?

[D]

You know about the cookie table? No, dude, the Pittsburgh cookie.

[B]

Were you in Foley's room again?

[A]

I'd appreciate if you'd stay out of my room.

[B]

Keep your nose out of the bar.

[D]

He wants to go to tonight.

[A]

The cookie table.

[B]

Well, you don't know Rudy from the cookie table.

[D]

It's two minutes from the Elbow Room. It's not far.

[A]

I'll be over at the birthday cake.

[B]

If you need me.

[A]

Hey, Dylan.

[C]

Definitely a straight bar, by the way.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The cookie. A Pittsburgh thing, I guess the cookie like. Like where you have just a table. Like you have a wedding cake, but then you have a table where, like, everybody brings cookies. And from the house it's like, usually.

[B]

Usually, like, I think the old broad day bake them.

[D]

I think when you were like, you know, getting married in fire halls, people were just bringing, like, I'm bringing lady locks. I'm bringing chocolate chips, you know, and then you have this whole table of cookies.

[A]

I love a homemade cookie tray. Yeah, I really do. My mom. My mom's hairdresser's mom throws one out every.

[B]

Your mom's hair's dresser's mom.

[A]

My mom's hairdresser's mother puts them out at your house.

[D]

How do you get invited to this party?

[B]

That's a stretch.

[D]

7 degrees.

[A]

She sells them at Christmas. Oh, she comes in the house.

[B]

Okay. Oh.

[A]

So, cookie table. Will there be like, any pierogies or anything like that?

[D]

No, I don't think it'll be like a traditional.

[A]

This isn't that old school.

[D]

No, like, if you were going, like, getting married in a fire hall, something like that there would be rigatoni or baked ziti. Pierogi.

[A]

I love that.

[D]

Baked fried chicken, you know, stuff like that.

[B]

But this is this. Do you know if this is a. Is this a buffet or a seated affair? I think this is, like, as a plated.

[A]

Did you pick. Did you pick it?

[D]

I haven't picked. So it might be a buffet, huh? Yeah, I haven't picked any. I'll be honest.

[A]

Would you pick? I have not got the Hot Pocket.

[D]

Done a great job of, like, keeping.

[B]

Track of what's going on at the wedding.

[D]

Going on as a, As a groupman, I've sort of been given instructions of when I have to show up.

[B]

Have you? Okay, you said so. Groomsman. Are you mentioned running the tux?

[D]

I gotta rent it.

[B]

Yeah, that's sent you Tuesday.

[A]

You didn't already do that?

[D]

No, it's. It's rented.

[B]

But have you tried it on yet?

[D]

I have not.

[B]

Because you can get real. I've been jammed on.

[A]

Dude, you nuts?

[D]

Dude, I, I, I'm here. Where was I gonna try it on?

[A]

What you want? In la?

[D]

I, I fly in or I drive to Pittsburgh on Thursday, but by the time we get in, it's gonna be closed. I can only try on the tucks Friday morning and the wedding is Saturday.

[A]

What's that? That drive from New York to Pittsburgh.

[B]

We are really six hours? Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

We're just crossing the fingers that, like, eating a breakfast burrito every day for 10 days straight and drinking 10 Bud Lights at night before bed didn't do what I think it's gonna do. I think I'm gonna be eating charcoal briquettes on the plane, trying to detox.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Everybody has to wear the same. Everybody's getting the tux from the same place, right?

[D]

We're all getting them.

[B]

How many guys are in it?

[D]

I think it's four. Groom, best man and three grooms.

[B]

That's not bad. Yeah.

[D]

So four total.

[B]

You're a groomsman. Not the best.

[A]

Not the best man.

[D]

Not the best man.

[A]

But you were involved in organizing the Bachelor.

[B]

I was involved with that, which seemed pretty cool.

[A]

You guys got, rented a house, you did paintball, Poconos, hung out.

[B]

Also, shout out Ray.

[A]

Yeah, shout out to Ray. Yeah, yeah, he's getting married. Great comic.

[B]

What'd you say?

[D]

He'll be dead soon.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

What's going in the envelope?

[D]

How much money?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The fact you had to ask how much money?

[D]

Well, dude, I texted him. I said, you're not buying something. I said, like, what do you like what do you prefer? I was like, is there something you need or do you just want cash? And he was like, I just want.

[B]

Cash because he's bootstrapping this.

[A]

Shout out to Ray.

[D]

He's in Albany right now. He's in Albany in a college cafeteria playing Whose line is it Anyway? Trying to get this thing paid.

[B]

Paid for.

[D]

So where. Any penny helps. But I was thinking 300.

[B]

Wow, that's very good. Yeah, that's good.

[D]

Buck 50 each, you know.

[C]

That's very good. Or that's just standard.

[B]

I think that's good.

[D]

I mean, dude, I'm. I'm not.

[C]

I would do the same. Yeah, but these guys.

[B]

But he's doing. Yeah, no, that's. That's. 300 is great.

[D]

300. I'm a C level headliner. I'm doing papered roof.

[B]

Three. Yeah. No, 300 for. You know, for calling. For a guy like you, that's. 300 is great.

[D]

Hank is not.

[A]

That's terrible. A guy like you. What are you doing?

[D]

This is the quietest.

[A]

Hank, it's got nothing to do with how much money you have.

[B]

Yes, that's.

[A]

I don't have any.

[B]

And that you. Listen, no one should be taking financial advice from you.

[A]

This was a gift.

[D]

How much. How much would you.

[A]

And I just like it.

[D]

How much would you think I should give him?

[A]

Give him 500.

[C]

No. Crazy.

[D]

500. Where am I going to find 500? I barely have. I got to borrow 250 from my boy to get him the groomsmen. Dude, first of all, if they're boys.

[B]

He should understand that. Like, hey, don't give me money you don't have.

[D]

Right. I'm probably going to. One of us is going to borrow it off of each other in the next year anyway. So it's really just a short term loan.

[A]

My kind of guys. You're taking it from after the wedding. It's right here.

[D]

But dude, like this. I think it's also crazy. Like he. When he asked me to be a groomsman, he's like, hey, I want you to be a groomsman.

[B]

He's got to drive.

[A]

I'm an idiot.

[B]

The bachelor party.

[D]

Yeah, I had to pay for that. It's like in Ray's like. Like, dude, you should be on. I was. I go. He asked me big rooms. And I go, okay, cool. And he's like, you're not going to say thanks? I'm like, for.

[B]

For what?

[D]

Yeah, like you're not one of the knights of the round table. You know what I mean?

[B]

You're not Honored?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Like it's holy. Were you raised best man?

[D]

I'm not seconding you in a battle. You know, it's like, it's.

[A]

Well, you're supposed to say thank you. Thank you, man. I'm honored.

[D]

Dude, that's crazy.

[A]

You didn't say that.

[D]

It's not honorable. Not leading up, dude. Part of me was like, you're doing this on a weekend. Like, you know, when we work.

[B]

Work. Right.

[D]

Like, I was like, I saw.

[B]

You know, that's missed income.

[D]

You couldn't get a Tuesday.

[A]

I got late shift on Saturday, a one nighter.

[B]

Like, at least to a Sunday night I can get back.

[A]

This is a Pittsburgh wedding. Yeah, I gotta work. I ain't got time to come to the wedding.

[D]

You wouldn't believe how many people have asked, like, all right, the Steelers are at home, so I can't, you know, I can't get the hotel because we'll be in traffic on the way back.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You know, that's a big Saturday night.

[D]

Saturday night.

[B]

So then.

[A]

Steelers are playing Sunday.

[D]

There's playing Sunday.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You got a coordinate? Listen, I give you that. You got to coordinate. Anyway. I'm just being a. That 350 is great.

[B]

You got all that 300, by the way.

[D]

It was 300, and depending on whether this is public or not, it might be 200. You know, I mean, so it really.

[A]

When's this come out?

[B]

All right? It depends if Ray listens to this or not. Luke, chop it up so it makes it look like you give him three.

[A]

Grand after the show. You text him, you listen. Are you garbage at all? It's not that great of a show, to be honest.

[D]

Final cut is just me. I'm going to give him $3,000. The voiceover.

[A]

Put it in there. That'd be great.

[C]

I feel like if you're in the wedding party, you shouldn't have to give a gift.

[B]

I don't disagree with that. I don't disagree with that. Dude, they are expensive. Or. I married Phil and Lauren. I had to pay like 120 bucks to get the thing to get. Get certified. Then the tux. And plus, I was very tight on cash at the time.

[A]

Oh, man, you were?

[B]

Dude, you. They're well aware.

[A]

I pulled him in town on fumes. I remember that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Didn't I? Didn't. Didn't you ask? Didn't I offer to loan you something back then?

[B]

Make up a story where I was the hero? Hey, I don't remember, but that's something. I feel like you should tell people. I did.

[A]

I've done that. I've saved your life on a plane.

[B]

We've each lent each other money, of course. I don't know if I really ever lent you money.

[A]

Yeah, you for sure have definitely bought me a meal. Oh.

[B]

I mean, yeah. That's not lending money. Clothes Funded your heater habit for fucking 25 years.

[A]

For years. Give me clothes.

[B]

Also for the listener. Foley's. We're out of heaters. Foley's taking them out of the ashtray. And rip. I don't know if you See, also, this is how dirt bags we are been using the fire pit as an act. We're gonna have to probably clean those out. That seems pretty crazy.

[D]

Start a fire.

[B]

But there's a full heater in there. Would you smoke? There's an unlit heater in there.

[A]

Where is it?

[B]

It's behind that brick. Okay, that seems up your alley.

[A]

Yeah. It's clean ash. Nobody spit in there, did they? Yeah, I mean, I just. Listen, we've been smoking heaters, okay? If I'm smoking heaters, you've been smoking heaters.

[B]

Your heater game is heavier than it was.

[A]

No. Before you quit. Don't do that. Don't. Don't say that. Cut that. Don't say that. That's not true. That's. You're lying. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is an.

[B]

Alcoholic and he should have killed me when he had the chance. I mean, I've never seen you take one out of the. Out of the thing.

[A]

Because. Because.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's something.

[D]

I need them to get going because you go.

[B]

Have you heard consoling, giving. Fucking $300. Scumbag.

[A]

It's Yom Kippur.

[B]

I gotta get to Sam's aunt's house. I don't have time to answer your question.

[A]

I can't be buying cigarettes at 7:11 on Yom Kippur. Because when I get up in the morning, when I'm on heaters, what's this guy raking the fucking patio?

[B]

Probably. Here, you relax. Hey, everybody chill. It just got super, super weird.

[A]

Don't say that.

[B]

Sam Rubinoff.

[C]

I apologize.

[A]

Because when I get up in the morning, I want to have a heater and I have my coffee and I needed a heater and you. You know, you.

[B]

You know.

[A]

You fat girl. Two of them last night. You fat.

[B]

You.

[A]

You drunk, fat girl. Two of them last night. Then I took you upstairs and pooped in your pants.

[B]

Yeah, but this goes back to the marble lights. Aren't yours. You smoke. All of you've. Smoked all of yours. And then you just go, these are mine and they're not.

[A]

Oh, now we're pointing fingers.

[B]

I know, but you can't.

[A]

It's not all for one. I saw you smoking a Camel light yesterday.

[B]

No, you didn't.

[A]

Yes, I did.

[B]

No, you didn't.

[A]

Yes, you had one in your hand.

[B]

No, I didn't.

[A]

What are we doing?

[B]

Why aren't you letting me lie successfully to everybody?

[A]

No, no, no. You had a camel. Because there was no. No Marlboro Lights. You had a camel.

[B]

I did not. Man did.

[A]

Admit that I did at the airport.

[B]

Rudy was there yesterday.

[D]

We weren't at the airport yesterday.

[A]

No, it wasn't yesterday. Listen to me.

[B]

Just let him lie.

[A]

I'm not lying. You had a Camel light. I remember vividly seeing a camel light in your hand because you said other marble lights. And you said. Somebody said.

[B]

And I've been well documented that. I'm not listening.

[A]

Okay, maybe you didn't smoke it, but did you have that Camelit in your hand?

[B]

No, I've never touched one. One.

[A]

Did we go to dinner at Marvin? Tommy, did we go to dinner at Marvin?

[B]

We were. You were at the dinner.

[A]

What did I have?

[B]

A lot. Do you want me to say? Do you want the list alphabetical or by. By weight?

[A]

You couldn't tell me everything I ate.

[B]

Yeah, I could.

[A]

What did I have?

[D]

Bolognese.

[B]

The bolognese.

[D]

Some of. I think you had a little.

[A]

Don't you got a wedding to get to?

[B]

The steak tartar. The anchovy toast.

[A]

Hold on. These are shared appetizers, ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen, shared appetizers. Continue.

[D]

You had some.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Anchovies, huh? On toast.

[B]

The cheesecake at.

[A]

A bite of cheesecake.

[B]

Just. Okay. Just cheesecake, huh? Tiramisu.

[A]

A bite.

[D]

The toffee.

[B]

The toffee cake.

[A]

One bite. The last bite. Because you animals all ate it.

[C]

No, there was still a bite left on the presumed melon taken.

[A]

And I did.

[B]

Shouldn't.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Thank you, Sammy.

[B]

Octopus. Pursue melon. Octopus. You want me keep going or.

[A]

Sounds like a pet store. Holy.

[B]

Who are. You know.

[A]

Sounds like a werewolf. Gotten. Petco cleaned everybody out.

[B]

Two parakeets, a boa constrictor. I don't know. How do you die? That was d. Ben.

[A]

Lovely meal.

[B]

It was. Yeah, no, it was great. And I'm. I'm trashing you for comedic purposes, but we did order a hundred things and everybody. Everybody died.

[D]

Everyone picked.

[B]

Yeah. The spicy rigatoni.

[A]

I didn't have any of that. Didn't taste it and Diesel ate the rest of my pasta, which, by the way, disgusting. You ate food after me. I'm aware of that. Which is one more reason why you shouldn't eat after me.

[B]

Me.

[A]

Kevin, do you eat after me?

[B]

I have. We shared soup.

[A]

But you were drunk in Ireland. Yeah, you shared a cream soup with me so bad you got two pints of Foley in your baby.

[B]

How drunk? Do you know that? I mean, the. How drunk?

[D]

I was, like, jumping in a bath with somebody that's.

[A]

I mean, he's. He's grossed out by me.

[B]

Don't make it seem like I'm crazy.

[A]

No, no, no. I'm disgusting.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

[D]

I mean, all human beings.

[B]

All human beings are gross.

[D]

I wouldn't share cream soup with almost any.

[A]

But Luke. I'll eat whatever. I'll. I would share a bowl of soup. I would take a bite of his soup while he was eating it. There's certain people. What are you doing? You're on the phone.

[B]

I got meetings.

[C]

I. I'm. I am pretty. It is astonishing that Luke just has no problem sharing a vape with you.

[A]

He does have a problem with it. He alcohol wipes it. Listen, I ain't. They didn't like that, man. What are you talking about? I'm not a fucking dirtbag.

[D]

I will say, though, when we just started this run, you said I have a mysterious B.O. on the roof of my mouth and I think I have a rotten tooth or a tooth infection. And then you go, luke, let me get a drag off of that vape.

[A]

Anyway, first of all, I told you that in private.

[B]

No, you told most of Terminal 4.

[C]

Yeah, we're in baggage claim. I remember.

[A]

I gotta go to the dentist. I think my one tooth. I think I have a cavity in my one tooth. Yeah. And I think it's like. I think it has, like, a little abscess above it or like some type of infection.

[C]

Oh, that's not urgent at all, is it?

[A]

Urgent? It doesn't hurt. Hurt the way I. The way I do. This is. This is what I do when it comes to my teeth all of a sudden.

[B]

Forget all about them.

[A]

First of all, I brush and floss every mouthwash every day. That's the only. It's so crazy that flossing my teeth every single day, twice a day, is something that I do on a regular basis.

[B]

These are flossing. When there's only six of them, that's.

[A]

Three cracks, I'm done. Only thing I do religiously, which I don't understand why I can do that and not do everything else in my life, like, why I'm disciplined to do that but not anything else. It's crazy. But what I'll do is, first of all, I use that Sensodyne heavy bike and my teeth are good. But then when. If I get a cavity, I will wait until it's Friday and I wake up and all of a sudden it's that throbbing toothache pain where if I don't have a piece of ice on it, I'm in agony. And then I'll ride that out until Sunday if I can't get a dentist appointment. And then I'll go in Monday and have them fucking have them take care of it. And once they hit you with that Novocaine and that pain goes away.

[B]

Give.

[A]

Me a butt out of the ashtray. Yeah, but I know I. I gotta go get this addressed because I don't want to have that situation again where screaming in pain.

[C]

So why not make an appointment now for Friday?

[A]

I already did.

[C]

Did you?

[A]

I did.

[C]

Good. That's good. Okay.

[B]

Anybody believe that?

[D]

I don't know how the time.

[B]

Do you believe that's the elbow room from here?

[C]

I don't.

[A]

You don't believe me?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Ryan, Luke, Colin doesn't. Sam, do you believe me?

[C]

Now that it's brought up, no, I can't.

[A]

No, you're correct. That was a lie.

[B]

Your tell Joe is go. Someone will go. This is your tell. You act on it. Oh, really? I'll give it to you.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Oh, man, we're about to create a monster.

[B]

So how did I might be the beats of that conversation, right? The beats of that conversation was, why don't you make one. Right, Right. For Friday also just ahead of that, you're like, I need to make one. You did say I need to make a doctor's appoint.

[D]

I gotta get this addressed.

[B]

I gotta get this addressed. Which if you had made one, you would go, I've already made one. Just saying. So you did show your hand.

[A]

All right, Be aware of my. Be aware of my tense, past, present tense when I'm lying. Okay, you know what's easy.

[B]

Stop lying. We don't have to do any of this.

[A]

But get back to that.

[B]

He. Then you go, yeah, you go, why don't you do that now? And you go, I did. And you always. You put your hands together and you purse your lips and you shake your head. I did. It's the only time you ever do that. I did.

[A]

Well, I don't need you anymore. Now I have everything I need.

[B]

One thing I did. I do want to address which address it is my friend Flip, our good buddy Flip, our good buddy friend of the show.

[A]

Very early Patreon episode. Public episode. Patreon.

[B]

I think he was on a. He was in the background of a public episode or a page. I forget.

[A]

He one of our boys. One of Kippy's boys with the three.

[B]

Of us live together.

[A]

The three of us together in South Philadelphia on Titan Street. I lived in the basement next to the washing machine.

[B]

Yeah, that you did.

[A]

Closed a lot of ass down there.

[B]

I don't. Yeah, I don't think you brought. I don't think a girl even made it to the block. A girl? It's talking about Flip.

[A]

No, never had anybody there.

[B]

Yeah, nothing. Real cool guy, man, huh?

[A]

I used to just turn the dryer on so it would soothe me to sleep.

[B]

Sit on it. So Flip's been squirrely. He showed up to the show at Bray. Flip lives out here now. He showed up to the show at Bray. Didn't text me like, hey, I'm on my way. Whatever, whatever. He just came into the green room, which I don't know how he got past security. He just showed up in the green room.

[D]

By the way, we do have to address that with the Brea Improv that somehow they're letting people in and out of this place. We had magicians, Flips there.

[B]

There's a lot of people.

[A]

That magician. Poor magic. Must have hated our gutsian doing a show after ours. We left the green room like a frat house.

[B]

Yeah, it was. Well, those.

[A]

No, it was discussed. Come on.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I'm not. I'm not pushing back. I'm just saying not on purpose. Well, it. Most roadrooms don't have. That's specific. Is most road and beers in there. They don't have a second show. Another Right, right, right. Person coming in to do a show after our show. It's usually like your green room or whatever. So. So for them to turn that. And he had a lot of gear. And we roll with the fucking crew. Plus the fucking Flip was there. The fucking manager was there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So it was heavy. Yeah, it was hectic.

[A]

Worst behavior.

[B]

But you also have to defer to us and not even from like a. Whatever, Stan. We're a bigger operation than he was. Like, people wise. Flip got a whiff of this house, which is a very nice house. Came over. I'll stop by after the show for a beer. Ended up up staying here sleeping here till about 2 in the afternoon. He kept going.

[A]

Watch the birds game.

[B]

He kept going. I'll watch the Birds game. Then the Birds game was over. He goes who's who's playing afternoon games? And he's like who's who? Who's tonight? So he went home.

[A]

I'm in.

[B]

And then we hadn't heard from him. I haven't heard from him. And he texts. He text Diesel. Which I don't know how the.

[A]

He got.

[B]

Great. I don't know how he got Diesel's number. He goes in the operation. He would like to arrive at 2:30 this afternoon for a swim in summertime sips. Does this work for the AYG gang? He goes 2:30 works. But Mrs. Foley and Ryan have. Have to. Oh misters. Okay. That you were making a. An old. I would have.

[A]

I would have appreciated it.

[B]

They have to record an episode. So they'll be abstaining from alcohol. He goes. They'll be abstaining from alcohol. He goes. Oh fuck. Did I say his last name?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Flip sees no issue with this. Cheers. Please ensure there's plenty of bottled water for Flip. And he said we'll keep it on ice. I like how I don't think Flip.

[A]

Mines if we're here or not. I don't think that'd be an issue for him.

[B]

No. Flip might show up with luggage until we check out. I think that might be.

[A]

And I believe he'll be coming with a plus one.

[B]

Is he. I'm sure that he meant that he run that by Diops. There's no way Flip's bringing somebody.

[A]

This is Rudy. He's a good dude.

[B]

This is Gary. Lives on my block. Just some guy.

[A]

Hey man.

[B]

But yeah. We gotta wrap it up. Me and Foley have to get to another big time. A holly weird meeting in there.

[A]

We're out here setting them straight. Gang.

[B]

Making demands.

[A]

We're going to Hollywood. We're not. We're giving them the real feel. Telling them what's up.

[B]

Start calling us the 10 day forecast because you're getting a real feel.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Getting it every day. It's AYG versus Hollywood. Let's go.

[A]

And we'll see you next week.

[B]

Peace.