Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast – Episode: "Beer & Nachos"

Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Release Date: August 14, 2025

In this lively episode of "Are You Garbage?," hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley dive into a mix of personal anecdotes, humorous banter, and interactive listener questions, all while maintaining their signature trashy yet comedic vibe.

1. Personal Updates and Tour Announcements (02:49 – 19:32)

The episode kicks off with Kevin and H. Foley sharing updates about their lives and upcoming plans. They discuss their fall and winter comedy tour, detailing the cities they'll be visiting and the dynamics of traveling together.

• Kevin Ryan: "We're gearing up for our fall and winter tour. Tickets on sale now @rugarbage.com starts it." (03:00)

• H. Foley: "We're starting out on the West Coast. That's gonna be a long drive." (03:23)

The hosts joke about the challenges of touring, including long drives and maintaining energy on the road.

2. Anecdotes on Daily Life and Mishaps (19:32 – 24:33)

Kevin and H. Foley transition into sharing funny and relatable stories from their daily lives. Topics range from coffee mishaps to shoe-tying struggles, highlighting their ability to find humor in mundane situations.

• H. Foley: "What was it?" (08:55) referring to a confusing coffee order.

• Kevin Ryan: "I didn't know what it was. I spit that out in the garden as they called it 'a giant.'" (09:07) recounting his first experience with ceviche.

They also touch upon awkward social interactions and the quirks of personal habits.

3. Listener Questions and Humorous Debates (24:49 – 59:46)

The heart of the episode revolves around listener-submitted questions, which Kevin and H. Foley tackle with their trademark humor and candidness.

Question 1: Self-Checkout Etiquette

• Listener: “Is it garbage to go through the self-checkout at a grocery store because you don't want to be judged for what you're buying? Two bags of chips, ice cream and a family pack of Uncrustables when you're 36 years old.” – roly poly Foley (24:50)

Hosts' Response:

• H. Foley: "I respect it." (25:14)
• Kevin Ryan: "I have exactly that happened to me this weekend." (25:14)

They humorously discuss the stigma of buying kid-oriented snacks as an adult and share personal experiences of feeling judged in public settings.

Question 2: Walking with Untied Shoes

• Listener: “How far is too far to walk with an untied shoe?” – Cosmic King (33:25)

Hosts' Response:

• Kevin Ryan: "When I was bigger, I don't would... As soon as possible." (33:34)
• H. Foley: "You’re the one that messed up, not me. That’s on the shoelace." (34:05)

They engage in a playful debate about the practicality and social perceptions of having untied shoes, blending safety concerns with comedic exaggerations.

Question 3: Belt Buckles Covering Unbuttoned Pants

• Listener: “Is it garbage to have a big enough belt buckle on suit pants to cover up the fact that they don't actually button?” – Chad (35:27)

Hosts' Response:

• Kevin Ryan: "Buddy, that is a fat kid move right there." (35:27)
• H. Foley: "If it don’t button, I’m fucked." (36:26)

The duo humorously critiques fashion choices, particularly focusing on the practicality and aesthetics of using oversized belt buckles as a fashion fix.

4. Hilarious Stories from Nightlife and Social Encounters (59:46 – 65:01)

Continuing with listener interactions, Kevin and H. Foley share uproarious stories from their nights out, particularly focusing on their experiences at bars and restaurants.

• Kevin Ryan: "I went to Buddha Bar... Have a huge... I got into laganitas." (52:10)

• H. Foley: "It feels like a bar full of shady characters." (50:55)

They reminisce about past antics, including renting out their apartments on Airbnb to fund their nights out, engaging in humorous self-deprecation about their lifestyles and social habits.

Notable Quote:

• H. Foley: "You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't. Yeah, tough life." (36:13) reflecting on the dilemmas of social behavior.

5. Corn on the Cob Buttering Techniques (59:46 – 62:10)

One of the standout segments involves a listener question about communal buttering of corn on the cob, which leads to a comedic exploration of social dining etiquettes.

• Listener: “When buttering corn on the cob, my family heavily butters a hot dog bun and spins the corn in the bun to cover the whole thing. It's very efficient, but it's communal, so it's a little gross.” – Turtonator (61:53)

Hosts' Response:

• Kevin Ryan: "I think you're splitting hairs." (62:08)
• H. Foley: "Usually you take... roll the corn on the cob on top." (62:10)

They mock the communal aspect of the practice, debating the practicality versus the perceived hygiene issues in a lighthearted manner.

6. Closing Remarks and Wrap-Up (65:00 – 65:01)

The episode wraps up with heartfelt thanks to their listeners, reinforcing their community-centric approach.

• H. Foley: "We love you to death." (64:59)
• Kevin Ryan: "See you next week. Peace." (65:00)

Notable Highlights:

• Relatable Humor: The hosts excel at turning everyday situations—like buying snacks, tying shoes, or ordering food—into sources of laughter.

• Engaging Listener Interaction: By addressing real listener questions, Kevin and H. Foley create a sense of community and relatability, making the audience feel involved.

• Dynamic Banter: The natural and unfiltered conversation between the hosts adds to the podcast's charm, maintaining a balance between trashy humor and genuine camaraderie.

Quotes with Timestamps:

• Kevin Ryan: "When I was bigger, I don't would." (33:34)

• H. Foley: "I respect it." (25:14)

• Kevin Ryan: "I didn't know what it was... I thought it was a gummy bear." (09:07)

• H. Foley: "You’re damned if you do, you're damned if you don't." (36:13)

Conclusion:

In "Beer & Nachos," Kevin Ryan and H. Foley deliver another episode filled with laughter, candid conversations, and engaging stories that highlight why "Are You Garbage?" stands out as a beloved trashy comedy podcast. Whether they're sharing personal mishaps or entertaining listener queries, the hosts maintain a humorous yet endearing dynamic that keeps audiences coming back for more.