Classy Gift Guide w/ Sal Vulcano

Summary

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Episode: Classy Gift Guide w/ Sal Vulcano

Date: October 20, 2025
Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Guest: Sal Vulcano

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Episode Overview

This episode features the always entertaining Sal Vulcano (Impractical Jokers, comedian), joining hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan for a marathon discussion about kitchen gadgets, classy gift giving, and what makes a home (or a person) "garbage" or "classy." Packed with playful banter, hilarious stories, and deep dives into the most (and least) practical household appliances, the episode is part kitchen confessional, part buddy roast, and part ode to over-the-top gift giving. Sal’s growing addiction to high-end espresso machines and the guys’ relentless curiosity turn a single question about kitchen counters into a 55-minute comedy odyssey.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Sal’s Hair Routine: A Science and an Art

• Sal breaks down his post-shower hat technique for keeping his hair in optimal condition.
• "I get out of the shower, I put on a hat, I wait for it to dry within the hat... Then I take it off, I put my hand through it, and I hope for the best. It doesn’t always work." – Sal Vulcano [03:34]
• The group debates the effectiveness of hair dryers, Dyson Airwraps, and diffusers.
• Sal admits to buying the professional Dyson by faking salon credentials, and details how he uses the device for more than just hair.

2. Classy Gift Giving: The Breville Espresso Machine Caper

• Sal is obsessed with his decade-old Breville espresso machine. As a precaution, he bought four at half price during a friends-and-family deal—one for himself, one for the tipster, two as future gifts.
• "I bought four... I spent $2,000 and I bought $4,000 worth of machines." – Sal Vulcano [34:48]
• Foley and Ryan are floored by the foresight (and slight madness) of doomsday prepping with espresso machines, especially since Sal just started drinking coffee three months ago.
• Sal pledges to gift one to the hosts’ studio if they promise to display it front and center. [37:32]

3. Countertop Confessions: What’s on Sal’s Kitchen Counter?

• Sal gives a “guided tour” of the appliances and objects on his kitchen counter, a list that reveals both sophistication and a touch of excess, including:
  • Breville espresso machine (the hero appliance)
  • Balmuda Japanese steam toaster oven ("You haven't had toast!")
  • Two-tier rose gold fruit and snack bowl
  • Mortar and pestle (frequently in use)
  • Decorative and functional items: potted plants (cactus), fresh flowers, custom weed jar, cookbook collection, and a knife magnet
  • "We have like 60, 70 plants in the house... I'm not responsible for any of them." – Sal Vulcano [47:54]
• Runner-up stories: Smuggling in an air fryer from Joey Fatone, surviving a strict “no clutter” countertop rule from his wife, and intricacies of displaying oils and salts in decorative bowls.

4. Household Economics: Gift Prep and Appliance Hoarding

• The saga of Sal purchasing extra high-end appliances to hoard as gifts for friends ("...no one would ever know I got 50% off...").
• Foley and Ryan probe the ethics and logic of “pre-buying” extravagant gifts, and openly plot to sell the studio Breville on Craigslist.
• Sal laughs off future “gift drama” scenarios with characteristic charm.

5. Cash Discounts & The Barter Economy

• Discussion turns to the etiquette and street smarts of negotiating cash discounts for home repairs.
  • Sal: "I'm not someone that, like, has that in the back pocket all the time... I'm not looking to get anything over on anybody, per se. But also that’s just being a smart consumer." [59:47]
• The concept of the “steady guy”—your personal handyman, car guy, or cleaning lady—comes up, with Sal describing his affection for his daughter greeting their handyman, Voitek, every morning.

6. Pawn Shop Trades & Peak Garbage Barter Stories

• Listener story: Trading pawn shop goods (shotguns and TVs) for orthodontic services and pizza gift cards.
  • Sal: "That’s trash... but that's again, he's a smart consumer. I respect the barter system—it goes back to biblical times." [63:19]

7. Nostalgia & Music: Car Stereos and Sentimental Value

• The hosts reminisce about their first cars, the joy of five-disc CD changers, and driving around with a boombox when a tape or CD player wasn't available.
• Extended asides on Reliant K, Lisa Loeb, and Sarah McLachlan, plus a detour about the proper music for sad animal commercials.

8. Sal’s New Project and Tour Details

• Sal plugs his upcoming talk show “Minouche” ("Minutia"), which combines conversation, sketches, and big-name guests, coming to YouTube.
• He reiterates tour dates:
  • Chicago Theatre, Nov 14th
  • Beacon Theatre, NYC, Dec 29th
  • “Terrified” special streaming on HBO Max

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hair Drying Techniques:
  "You put on a hat, you let it air dry under the hat, and then you hope for the best. It's not an exact science." – Sal Vulcano [03:34]

• On Appliance Prepper Life:
  "You’re doomsday prepping on espresso machines." – H. Foley [35:21]
  "For a guy who just started drinking coffee three months ago, you’re really f***ing committed." – Kevin Ryan [35:52]

• On the Toast Revolution:
  "You haven't had toast. Guys, look at me. I promise you right now, let's make a blood oath – no, you haven't had toast." – Sal Vulcano [45:06]
  (Describing his Japanese Balmuda toaster, which adds steam for the “perfect toast”)

• On the Joy of Counter Plants:
  "We have like 60, 70 plants in the house... it really adds a vibrancy and a livelihood." – Sal Vulcano [47:54]

• On Gift Drama:
  "What happens if the manager ends up at the guy who gave me the tip’s house? 'Sal gave me the exact same one.' They do know each other—I’ve introduced them. Should have never done that." – Sal Vulcano [36:36]

• On Bartering Trashiness:
  "I respect the barter system—goes back to biblical times." – Sal Vulcano [63:19]

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Time-stamped Guide to Important Segments

00:53 – 03:34: Sal’s hat/hair drying routine and Dyson confession
07:02 – 08:23: Hair products and photo shoot stories
13:09 – 16:08: The John Mayer concert tee sketch and John Mayer friendship origin story
21:13 – 37:40: The Breville espresso machine saga and appliance hoarding
41:14 – 54:55: Sal narrates every appliance and object on his kitchen counter (Breville, Balmuda toaster, plants, fruit bowl, olive oils, mortar and pestle, weed jar, utensils, cookbooks, knife magnet)
59:01 – 61:39: Cash discounts, vendors, and the "steady guys" (handyman Voitek stories)
62:13 – 63:26: Pawn shop barter story and garbage bartering discussion
64:16 – 66:56: Nostalgia about car stereos, boomboxes, cassettes, and 90s music
69:05 – 71:20: Sal plugs new talk show “Minouche” and gives upcoming tour details

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Closing Notes

The episode mixes real-life homeownership anxieties, blue-collar savvy, and aspirational gadget love, all filtered through the guys’ trademark style: quick-witted, self-effacing, and completely incapable of giving a short answer to any question. Sal’s obsession with both high-end gifts and daily convenience turns what starts as a joke about being “garbage” into an earnest, hilarious exploration of what really makes a home feel special.

For fans, this is a goldmine of Sal lore, appliance recommendations, and proof that sometimes the classiest gifts are the ones you bought in bulk on a technicality.

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For more info on Sal’s tour and new projects, visit:

• salvulcanocomedy.com
• “Terrified” streaming now on HBO Max
• “Minouche” (minutia) coming soon to YouTube

Tickets for The Boys’ Big Philly Show:

• rugarbage.com

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“I love it. You got it. Because you get the feeling for it.” – Sal Vulcano, on why he keeps returning to Are You Garbage? [67:24]

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Transcript

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if the group to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash.

[Kevin Ryan]

Bah. Soda.

[H. Foley]

I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She just got into a big fight with the deli guy at the Acme.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, no.

[H. Foley]

She said slice it thin.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not thin enough.

[H. Foley]

Mike coast is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are you garbage? You get what you pay for. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, what up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you review. Subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. And we're climbing the charts over there on Spotify. I always say, not the top of the charge, the meaty part of the curve where you.

[H. Foley]

We're in there, though.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're not showing off. We're not causing a ruckus. We're just there doing well. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. are you garbage? You go over there, you get all that bonus content, gang. 15,000 strong over there.

[H. Foley]

That's right, Kippy and gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special. Who's in sticker shock right now.

[Sal Volcano]

I noticed Foley's shirt is pressed today.

[H. Foley]

I just been sleeping in it, that's all. I lay on my back and lay very still, gang. He's absolutely family at this point. You know him, you love him. He is currently on the is fine tour and you can get tickets@salvolcano comedy.com November 14th. He's gonna be where Chicago Theater. The Chicago theater. Theater question.

[Sal Volcano]

I didn't realize it was rhetorical.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's big time. That's as nice as it gets. To Chicago.

[H. Foley]

Here's another one. December 27th. He's gonna be there. New York City, at the Beacon Theater on the Upper west side. Let's go.

[Sal Volcano]

That's right. December 29th.

[H. Foley]

December 29th. Day of December 27th. That's not on me. Someone's getting fired.

[Sal Volcano]

Someone's losing their goddamn head.

[H. Foley]

I think it's me. And his amazing special, terrified is now streaming on hbo. Max, do yourself a favor. Give it up for the one, the only. He might come in a little al dente, but he's the big zd. Give it up for Salvatore, everybody.

[Sal Volcano]

Thank you.

[H. Foley]

Look at him.

[Sal Volcano]

It's good to be back. It's good to be in the space where I'm known as the bz.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out to hair looks.

[H. Foley]

It's always look good.

[Sal Volcano]

What's good?

[H. Foley]

It looks quaffed.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got some color, too. You're looking good.

[Sal Volcano]

Whoa, guys.

[H. Foley]

Did you do plugs? What'd you do?

[Sal Volcano]

No, I colored. No, I didn't color it at all. This is my hair.

[H. Foley]

He looks good, doesn't he?

[Sal Volcano]

I had a bit of a coif going. I did an air dry today. And then what I did, I left the house with a hat somewhere around.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's under you. It's under your seat?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it's somewhere. And then I just. Right before I said, you know what? Let me do au naturel with you guys. Because you guys didn't have it. And so I took it off. But this is just air dry.

[H. Foley]

Back me up on this. The hat will. Sometimes it's like going to get your hair done. It's perfect.

[Sal Volcano]

Well, this is.

[H. Foley]

Why doesn't it come up? Sometimes you put a hat on, you take it off, you're like, holy shit.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm gonna have to sit this one out, gang.

[H. Foley]

Hey, what are you saying?

[Sal Volcano]

That's the technique, though. It's like, I get out of the shower, I put on a hat, I wait for it to dry within the hat, really? And get like matted down a little bit. And then I take it off, I put my hand through it, and I hope for the best. It doesn't always work.

[Kevin Ryan]

Roll in the dust.

[H. Foley]

Wait a minute. Hold on a second.

[Sal Volcano]

Like today, you thought it was quaffed and colored. That's not what I was going for.

[H. Foley]

Wait, you get out of the shower and put the hat on immediately? Well, so you're walking around naked with a hat?

[Sal Volcano]

Well, Let me tell you. Let me tell you. I usually don't put on a cap. A ball cap, but I put on a. Scully. I put on, like, a wool cap.

[Kevin Ryan]

This guy's nuts. I don't die. I'm throwing it upside down down there.

[H. Foley]

In a perverted cat burglar.

[Sal Volcano]

What? Girls that get their hair done, then they sleep with a stocking over there.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

To maintain, you know, similar vibes. What I don't want is frizz. Nobody does.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Sal Volcano]

And so I kill for frizz.

[H. Foley]

Frizz ruined this country.

[Sal Volcano]

And so I put that on, and I usually do it for, like, the first, like, 15.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Sal Volcano]

And then I take it off. Then I let the air hit it.

[H. Foley]

Huh.

[Sal Volcano]

And then after about another 10, I put it back on for about another 5.

[Kevin Ryan]

Keep it guessing.

[Sal Volcano]

It's not an excuse. Science. It's not an exact science. Really bites me in the ass. But a lot of times, it's. What? It works.

[H. Foley]

Does that not itch the top of the forehead?

[Sal Volcano]

You know what I do? I push it all the way back to the line.

[H. Foley]

This guy's nuts.

[Sal Volcano]

So it doesn't bother my forehead at all. And the hat slams.

[H. Foley]

Wool.

[Sal Volcano]

So that's a baby sheep. Yeah. That's nice.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's all right.

[H. Foley]

I'm not using mutton.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's classy.

[H. Foley]

And today you didn't do that today. You broke out the hair dryer.

[Sal Volcano]

No, I didn't. I let it air dry. Dry. And then I was leaving the house, I was like, oh, I made a. I made a critical error here because it looked. It looked like I just got a new Dyson Air Dry look. Like I.

[Kevin Ryan]

Have you tried that Dyson Air Wrap? That thing's wild.

[H. Foley]

What's that all about?

[Sal Volcano]

You.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you drop the Dyson? I heard it. Very good. Yeah, Very classy.

[H. Foley]

What's the air wrap?

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, cool guys are talking over here.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm sorry. Dyson has a huge product line. A lot of skews. And they've gotten into the hair drying.

[Kevin Ryan]

Man. First time skew's been dropped on a show. 500 episodes. I wouldn't want anybody but Big Z to do it.

[Sal Volcano]

That's it. And that's how you do. And Dyson. Now, anything has to do with air coming in and going out. So I got.

[H. Foley]

I'm making fart machines now.

[Sal Volcano]

You know what else I did? They have a consumer Dyson, and they have a professional Dyson. And I don't know if it's, like, just for, like, smoking, like, just for, like, you Know like for show. But they want you to put in your information and prove that you're a hair commercial guy to get that version. And I just fudged it, which probably anyone can do. And they make you think like this is probably. You remember the name genius?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

What's the name of 200 more than the consumer model? And I'm like, you're feeling like you're getting one. I gotta get the professional model because I have an inch long hair that I blow dry every six to eight months.

[H. Foley]

Did you make up a name for the hair salon?

[Sal Volcano]

This I probably did. I actually, I did. I think it asked you for a.

[H. Foley]

Business salon by Sal.

[Sal Volcano]

I don't remember what it was. This was years ago now. I've been doing a professional Dyson for years.

[Kevin Ryan]

This ain't new to me.

[Sal Volcano]

And I. And I remember like I accepted it and I was like, oh my God. I'm like, I have access to the professional dry.

[Kevin Ryan]

Pretty good.

[H. Foley]

I write that off too.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm such a dirtbag. My wife got one and then I started using it to dry stuff around the house. The baby would like pee and I'd have to wash something and it's onesies.

[H. Foley]

What is it?

[Sal Volcano]

I'm sorry. Because you're using. You get using efficiency and using it. It's almost functionality.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was doing it.

[Sal Volcano]

You're not a piece of garbage for that.

[H. Foley]

I don't know.

[Sal Volcano]

I would say that it didn't feel.

[Kevin Ryan]

It didn't feel great, if I'm being honest. It's three in the morning. I'm drying stuff with a hairdryer.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I use the hair dryer for everything but my hair.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, interesting.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're talking paint B hole. Okay, well, front pack.

[Sal Volcano]

Let me talk to you here. You should look into a defer diffuser.

[H. Foley]

Huh? For the hair or for the.

[Sal Volcano]

For your body.

[H. Foley]

No kidding.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Because. Well, at least with the Dyson, if you're on the highest setting of power and the highest setting of heat, you want to be careful around the important parts.

[H. Foley]

Chestnuts roasting.

[Sal Volcano]

What a diffuser does is it doesn't come out like a. Like a wind turbine, you know, it just comes out diffused. So it's like. It's like the heat is in the air.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you working for Dyson?

[H. Foley]

What have you been doing for now? I should.

[Sal Volcano]

I should. No, diffuser is not strict to Dyson. That's just so, you know, most air industry term. I'd like that stricken from the record.

[H. Foley]

And that could be bought by the layman as well. Professionals like me at Sal. At Hair by Sal. Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Designed by itself.

[H. Foley]

Designed by itself.

[Sal Volcano]

But you got a great thing going right now. Everything's falling in line. The length is nice.

[H. Foley]

Thank you.

[Sal Volcano]

And you got a thing where it looks slick but not in a greasy way.

[H. Foley]

Thank you. That's the crew forming cream that I use.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, yeah, the crew.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. What do you put in there?

[Sal Volcano]

I. I. Virtue. Not the signal, but I. I went out the last time I did, like, a photo shoot orever the lady had this one that really. It looked natural even though it was in the hair. It gave me body bounce and volume, but you couldn't find. Could not tell I had product in.

[H. Foley]

Body bounce and volume. That's what everybody looked pretty good.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not bad.

[Sal Volcano]

But that's not in it today. Because if I don't put it in when it's just on its last leg of dampness, then it's also a travesty. What happens. I got dry hair and the vert.

[H. Foley]

I got you. There really is an art to it. There really is a science and an art to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

We came in hot and swinging.

[H. Foley]

We came in hot.

[Sal Volcano]

Swing topics right off the right. The best.

[H. Foley]

How we do it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Also. Classy guy wearing the merch. Look at him wearing the merch. Classy retail for that. I try to do that with you. I saw you do it, and then I. I tried. You got to pay it back. I'll be just. It's a nice job.

[Sal Volcano]

I've always been so. So humbled and. And appreciative that you have some of my shirts.

[Kevin Ryan]

I buy. Everybody's just. It's. It's a nice. It's nice.

[Sal Volcano]

And I sat down, I said, I gotta one day. I remember. I was like. It hit me. I was like, I gotta buy some. Some merch from some of my buddies that, you know, I'm a fan of and all that stuff and wear it and rock it. So this is not just for you. I've worn this on jokers.

[H. Foley]

You have?

[Kevin Ryan]

I have, yes. People send us the shots of it. Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

You know, I've won it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I do have to say I got stopped. I was wearing the God bless your. Which I love. I love the T shirts that you use on that. Very classy. Not cutting corners around that. Very classy that you got about two washes, all sales vinyl.

[Sal Volcano]

It's done me well.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was wearing it. This is how cool this guy is. I don't know if I ever told you this. I was wearing it. I was at a UFC event and Some guy, he was like you, fighting. There's a lot you don't know about me.

[H. Foley]

I thought we were doing well.

[Sal Volcano]

You're in the ring, your shirt's starting to half knot at your belly.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm the card girl.

[H. Foley]

Getting this shit beat out of you by Ronda Rousey.

[Sal Volcano]

I mean, we would get beat by her, right? Oh, but there's no. There's no doubt, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

Not even Clyde. But not one of those guys to be like, doubt.

[Sal Volcano]

Is there any doubt at all?

[H. Foley]

No.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay, 100 out of a hundred times.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, maybe. No, maybe if I, like, got her in the spleen or something and she, you know.

[H. Foley]

You don't even know where that is.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, but I'm saying it'd be pure luck.

[Sal Volcano]

I swear to God. Tell me to point to it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, where's your spleen?

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not saying I'd be going for it. I'm just saying if I land a kidney shot and she drops, maybe.

[H. Foley]

Okay, all right, you don't have.

[Sal Volcano]

So you're saying there's a chance.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that's with anybody.

[H. Foley]

No, I'd get beat up by the girl from Queen's Gambit. I got no shot.

[Kevin Ryan]

You'd pay to have that happen.

[Sal Volcano]

That's a good poll.

[H. Foley]

She was. She was great in weapons. No, that's something in the other one. Yeah. Never mind. Yeah, I'm thinking of the other girl.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, IMDb, zip it, will you?

[Sal Volcano]

I know who you're thinking of, babe. You're thinking from the Ozarks. Yeah, she was in weapons.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that was a movie.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it was a movie and a half.

[H. Foley]

That was a movie and a half.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. How do they. Not all like that?

[Sal Volcano]

You want to give nothing away but the villain. I mean.

[H. Foley]

Oh, my God.

[Sal Volcano]

I mean, number one in a long time, I. I haven't seen anyone play a role like that.

[H. Foley]

Field of Dreams. That's. That's where I first saw her.

[Sal Volcano]

Uncle Buck.

[H. Foley]

Uncle Buck.

[Sal Volcano]

She needs Koblowski.

[H. Foley]

She is Shanice Kobaloski.

[Sal Volcano]

I mean, at this point, I'm sorry if you didn't see. They kept it out of the original, like trailers and stuff. But if you haven't seen it now.

[Kevin Ryan]

They did.

[H. Foley]

They kept her out of it.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, they did.

[H. Foley]

They kept the character.

[Sal Volcano]

They didn't want to. They didn't want to give that away.

[H. Foley]

Fair.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. What a home run. But I'm fighting for your life. Go ahead.

[Kevin Ryan]

No. And some got some kid goes, what? I gotta ask, what kind of shirt is that? I said, oh, it's Sal Volcano. Impractical joker's fame. You know what I mean? And I go, are you a fan? And he's like, no, I've only. I saw that shirt last night. John Mayer was wearing it on stage.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Sal Volcano]

Nice. That's cool.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's the kind of crew he's rolling with. John Mayer's wearing his merch.

[H. Foley]

Wait, John Mayer's fighting in the ufc, too?

[Sal Volcano]

Eddie shot Jimmy Walker in the lips.

[H. Foley]

Wait, what's that from?

[Sal Volcano]

That says pull from Delirious.

[Kevin Ryan]

Deep cut.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Yeah, man.

[Kevin Ryan]

This big Z to keeps you guessing.

[Sal Volcano]

I got.

[H. Foley]

I thought you were pulling from Good Times.

[Sal Volcano]

Grew up on that.

[H. Foley]

On.

[Sal Volcano]

On.

[H. Foley]

Shot Jimmy Walker in the lips. I don't remember that in Delirious.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it's when. It's when the uncle is drunk and he mixes up the story and it ends up being eddie shot Jimmy Walker in the lips.

[H. Foley]

Nah, I missed it. How did I miss that? That was the first thing that I saw. Yeah, that was. I'll tell you the truth. That's the first comedy thing that I ever saw. I think maybe Bill Cosby himself might have been the first.

[Sal Volcano]

Those were the two?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. And then the next weekend, they were on hbo.

[Sal Volcano]

I had him on cassette. My parents. My dad had him. I don't know. He let me watch him. He let me watch. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

It was the first time I had. First time I had a sip of beer, and the first time I had a fever of over 103. I don't know why they together. No, wait.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm sorry.

[Kevin Ryan]

He watched Delirious, had a drink.

[H. Foley]

My cousin. My cousin Joe. Shout out to Joe. Flo was babysitting me. He had his boys over. They got delirious. They gave me a sip of beer.

[Sal Volcano]

You got Delirious?

[H. Foley]

I got the. And I was. I remember I was sitting there like this, watching. All of a sudden, I'm like, I don't feel well.

[Sal Volcano]

And if one on three, that's delirious, too.

[Kevin Ryan]

Triple delirious.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Triple D. Triple delirium. Triple D. We'll be right back.

[Sal Volcano]

That's cool. Yeah. Thank you, John Mayer. That's very nice of you.

[H. Foley]

You boys with him?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, I know him. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

If you're sitting around hanging out with him, will he break out the guitar and do a little something?

[Sal Volcano]

He has done that once.

[H. Foley]

He can shred.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm not like. Me and him aren't attached to hip or anything, but I've known him for a very long time.

[H. Foley]

Not roommates.

[Sal Volcano]

He reached. Yeah. It was a cool story, actually. So, like, man, I want to say, this is. This has to be 2006 or something like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right?

[Sal Volcano]

And we put up a sketch on YouTube called John Mayer Concert Tee. And it was about, like, Q used to wear this John Mayer concert Tee. And, like, sometimes people would make fun.

[H. Foley]

Of him for it.

[Sal Volcano]

And so, like, we made it. We built a sketch around that. And, like, the only way that he could, like, redeem himself was to start a fight club or what. Anyway, John Mayer saw this pretty good on YouTube.

[Kevin Ryan]

They had it back then, too.

[Sal Volcano]

20 years ago, John Mayer saw this on YouTube and. And reached out and wrote us an email, found our website, wrote us directly and said, hey, this is John Mayer. I saw the. The T shirt. I saw the sketch. And in it we used three of his songs or a few of us. And he goes, in lieu of giving royal royalties for my song, I will please take one tenderloin that. We were called the Tenderloins. I will take one tenderloin. Tenderloin. Shirt size xl, please.

[H. Foley]

And that's the shirt.

[Sal Volcano]

No, no, that's not the shirt.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that was.

[Kevin Ryan]

Man, you really Hollywood.

[Sal Volcano]

I said, yes, I'll send it in 20 years.

[H. Foley]

We'll be right back after these words from Dyson.

[Sal Volcano]

Another D. All right, so these. So I. We wrote back, how do we know? Thank you. All due respect.

[Kevin Ryan]

Show me proof of life.

[Sal Volcano]

How do we know this is you? And he did he show. He texted us back. He emailed us back a picture of him holding his tablet with a picture of us on it. How cool is that guy?

[H. Foley]

Sorry, that was 2006. That is. That is John Maris. This.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, that's prime time.

[Sal Volcano]

He was very Mary.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Sal Volcano]

And. And. And so then we sent him a T shirt and we kept in touch with him. Then he's like, we gotta hang out. And then he invited us out one night and we went out and I went out and got dinner with him in, like, la. And then I went out and met him again in New York City. We went bar hopping, and it was just really, really awesome. And then, you know, and then he was, like, so kind to, like, post some stuff for us like that, promoting the show. He used to have, like, a blog back then, and he, like, it was popular, and he posted about the show for us to. In between seasons one and two to help us push the thing. And. And ever since then, I've been friends with him and he. He guest starred on our show like, three years ago. I love it. And. And that's when I gave him the shirt. And then he. He. That son Of a bitch. Took any worn on stage.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I like the Garden or something.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it was a big one. I think was Shea Stadium.

[Kevin Ryan]

Maybe it was New York, because I was in New York and the guy the kids like, I saw it last night. So. Yeah, it was.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, he's just a really, really, really nice guy.

[H. Foley]

It wouldn't be. Are you garbage if we didn't ask if you remember you went out to dinner with John Mayer.

[Kevin Ryan]

Who picks that checkup?

[H. Foley]

Who picks that checkup? Who picks that checkup?

[Kevin Ryan]

Gotta be him.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm. I don't remember who picked it up. I'm sure he. I'm sure it was probably not even brought to the table.

[Kevin Ryan]

He probably didn't even somebody.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, but honestly, hold a spell because I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm the guy that will, I mean, to my bare bones insist that I get it. So I.

[H. Foley]

We know that about you.

[Sal Volcano]

I think we might have usurped it and then said, hey, you owe me the next one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like that. Like that. Now you got him in your pocket.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I respect that.

[H. Foley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Respect that.

[H. Foley]

I like I say class. You see this? I try to teach a young girl.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's close. Yeah. Yeah. He bought me. You bought me a shot before I knew you as well. Very nice.

[H. Foley]

I remember that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Didn't have to do it.

[Sal Volcano]

I bought you a shot before I knew you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, we met. You were by. It was so. We were celebrating. So I think Joe DeRose's birthday or something like that bought me a shot. He said, we did the shot. And he said, I know you from your clips online.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes. I admire you from afar.

[Kevin Ryan]

I admire you from afar. I'd love to do the show. I said, you're big Zee. You can do whatever the hell you want.

[H. Foley]

I remember the first time that I met you. You said, can you please get out of my car?

[Sal Volcano]

That's.

[H. Foley]

This is extremely awkward.

[Sal Volcano]

That's true.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Back to the show.

[Sal Volcano]

No, I remember, like, Lewis coming to me in the early days, really saying, like, these are good guys.

[H. Foley]

No kidding.

[Sal Volcano]

Podcast. And that's the first time I heard of it. And I looked it up. I said, the pod is great. I'd love to do it when I, you know, whenever I can. And then. Yeah. And I think I might have seen you as well. And I feel like we didn't know each other that well here because otherwise I feel like we would have been hanging out that night. I'm sure we were. Did you open for Versi at one of his, like, first special tapings in Levity or something like that? I did, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

So I was there.

[Sal Volcano]

I was at that. And I remember seeing you and be like, oh, I didn't want to.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, you're the guy that bombed and ruined Versi special.

[Sal Volcano]

David, you were great. And I just, you know, and I didn't know you, so I. I guess I didn't say hello just yet, but.

[H. Foley]

I think when he went up to you said, so who canceled?

[Kevin Ryan]

I was available. Very good. Speaking. Speaking of Mr. Verse, he was our previous. Was our previous guest.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

One thing we asked him that we've been asking. It's a question that's come up on the show. What is currently out. What appliances are out on the. On the. On the kitchen counter right now?

[Sal Volcano]

This is good.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you have, like, in it? What's out there? You know, you got an air fryer, you got a blender, you got a juicer, you got a toaster. What are we working with?

[Sal Volcano]

Let me talk to you about what's actually.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you put away?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

No. Okay.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's all hair dry.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whatever Dyson's got. It's like a sharper image in there.

[Sal Volcano]

They came out with a hot pink model for Breast Cancer Awareness month. I had to snack it up. I. Let me tell you about what's on the counter and then what's in the.

[Kevin Ryan]

What gets put away.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Because my. My wife, you know, she. She is like, this is not staying on this counter. She is.

[Kevin Ryan]

Because we've been to the house. Tight ship.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So one of the things that's been on. It's a day one item is a Breville espresso maker.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. And that's. That's gonna have the grinder that holds the beans. It holds the beans. So we grind the beans fresh there.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

It's got two. Two ports there and it's got the Steamer. And that's the steam.

[H. Foley]

You could do the milk.

[Sal Volcano]

Got the steam. You could do the milk hooked up.

[H. Foley]

To the water line and all that stuff.

[Sal Volcano]

No, no, no. You add water. Okay. That's fine. I've never been seen it added magically.

[H. Foley]

Does it now how are you on that? Can you. Can you get the. Can you foam it up?

[Sal Volcano]

I can do it. I can. There was a brief moment in time when I was. Well, not actually. No. There was a decade where I bartended and they had a big ass. One of those there. And I was familiar. I love that. I really. But I never use it because I don't drink coffee until very, very recently. I used to only have a cappuccino after dinner at a nice restaurant.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's real Italian.

[Sal Volcano]

The only time I drank. Whoa. Now in the last. I will call this three. Three months. Ish.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whoa.

[Sal Volcano]

I've started drinking cortados. Ah.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're so good. They're sweet. As sweet as could be.

[Sal Volcano]

I don't add sugar.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

I don't think you know what a cortado is.

[Sal Volcano]

Mine's bitter. I like a nice bitter, dark espresso roast. And then they put an equal part steamed milk in there. And it's like. It's not as crazy as an espresso, but it's not as milked up as a latte.

[H. Foley]

Sure. As a latte.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cafe latte.

[H. Foley]

I'm with you.

[Kevin Ryan]

How many of those cafe lattes have you had?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I also worked a very expensive espresso machine at a place I used to work at in these. In the West Village Snack Taverna. Rip Shout out to it. Got very familiar with all that stuff. I would get the technique to foam the milk, and then I would lose it.

[Sal Volcano]

It's hard.

[H. Foley]

It was like I had the yips.

[Sal Volcano]

It's not easy.

[H. Foley]

One week I could do it, the next week I couldn't. Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

The yips.

[H. Foley]

Portado foam and an espresso shot.

[Kevin Ryan]

I know.

[H. Foley]

You don't know. I'm telling you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

I don't know why you got attitude problems about this.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now a question.

[Sal Volcano]

That's one of the items.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's one of the items. Let's live on the espresso machine for a minute.

[Sal Volcano]

No. And I have more for that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. Now, you said there's a container for the bean. You dump the beans in the top.

[Sal Volcano]

In the top, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where are those beans living prior to being dumped in there? Are they neglect jar?

[H. Foley]

They question.

[Sal Volcano]

They're in the bag.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

And the bag is Three drawers down.

[H. Foley]

Not in the freezer.

[Sal Volcano]

Not to be confused with Three Doors.

[Kevin Ryan]

Down, which caught a lot of. Caught a lot of flack. I was a fan of them.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Did they. I love Three doors.

[Sal Volcano]

I forget what they say, but it might be. It's been a while.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, it was three Doors down. Was. Dude is holding my hand. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Kryptonite.

[Kevin Ryan]

Krypt. My kryptonite.

[H. Foley]

Wrote that. He wrote that in high school in class. That guy. I saw. I saw the. Behind the music, whatever it was. Wrote that song at 17 in class. And you'd be surprised how many number one hits were written by guys at the age of 17. Wow. Yep. Give me a ticket for the. An aeroplane. What's it called? Gaming.

[Sal Volcano]

She wrote me a letter.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, she wrote me a letter Written when he was seven.

[Sal Volcano]

Letter.

[H. Foley]

I think Steve Winwood. Spencer Davis Group wrote Give me. Give me some love at 17 years old.

[Sal Volcano]

Let me tell you. Shout out Steve Winwood, buddy. I still.

[H. Foley]

You and me both. Remember that comeback in the 80s?

[Sal Volcano]

Higher love. Roll with it. But higher love. Right. Right now. Yes. If I hear the beginning drum beat, think about it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I see him. Got goosebumps.

[Sal Volcano]

But, but, but confirm that I have a second beautiful moment. Confirm it, please. Because I get it when it plays. I really do. And I just got it when I sang.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's crazy.

[H. Foley]

It was a simpler time. What were you rolling around Staten island in around that time? What do you think?

[Sal Volcano]

Well, when I finally got my license for Silvic Silver Buick Skyhawk.

[H. Foley]

Driving around with that playing on K Rock or something like that. Come on, you can't beat it.

[Sal Volcano]

No, they wouldn't play that on K Rock.

[H. Foley]

Easy listening.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You really jam me up there just because of the cortado thing.

[Sal Volcano]

167, please. Not 92. Three. No, I know. You know, but no Higher love. I mean, it is something about it that make. Literally makes me like get in. Like just. I feel it in my bones.

[H. Foley]

I'm with you. So Bruce Hornsby can do that to me.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love him. I gotta love. I love.

[H. Foley]

But back to the kitchen.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes. So I got the beans out and I also have an array of beans.

[Kevin Ryan]

How many we talking? Three, four beans?

[Sal Volcano]

I would say. Yeah, I would say there's at least three to four different brands down there. And sometimes I'll pick one up on. On my. My travels. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Are you getting any of these at the grocery store from the coffee bins?

[Sal Volcano]

No, no, no, I have not done that.

[H. Foley]

Are we. Are they being delivered?

[Sal Volcano]

I'm not above It Okay. Or I'm not even against it or I, I would do it. I just haven't. No, I like some. I pick up some. She has her staples and then some. Like I'll have a coffee somewhere and be like, I gotta order that or I'll take it home on the road or something. Like sometimes I'm gifted. Something.

[H. Foley]

Any Arabica? You have any Arabica beans?

[Sal Volcano]

I believe I do. I believe I do. That's a popular bean.

[H. Foley]

It's a very popular.

[Kevin Ryan]

Loves Arabic, does she? The Arabica beans?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, my mom like chock full of bitters.

[Sal Volcano]

That's old school. That's my grandpa. Yeah. Chock full of nuts was. I used to have the tins. You know this.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Actually that's something that would.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that would be diesel.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get on that.

[H. Foley]

Any of your grandparents do the instant coffee? Like the folds of the, you know, the taste of choice, the taste of.

[Sal Volcano]

Church and you just.

[H. Foley]

No, it was freeze dried in a jar.

[Sal Volcano]

In the orange jar. Yeah, yeah, they did that. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

That's all right. The Greeks, they do the frappe which they use the instant coffee.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

You want. That's like jet fuel they did use.

[Sal Volcano]

I haven't thought of that in forever.

[H. Foley]

But yeah, it's good stuff.

[Sal Volcano]

So this, this, this, this product, I bought this thing, this Breville machine.

[Kevin Ryan]

Breville's a high quality, very high quality Bison Breville, top of the line.

[H. Foley]

This top of the line. Sal.

[Sal Volcano]

This was 600.

[Kevin Ryan]

Top of the line sales.

[Sal Volcano]

Top of the line.

[H. Foley]

So this is commercial grade.

[Kevin Ryan]

My wife's got the juicer. The Breville juicer.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

So this thing has stood the test of time. I've had it for a decade. It's still going like day one. I love it and you know, I thought it was expensive when I got it, but I. Things are kind of expensive. I didn't realize it's a. It is expensive. But compared to what you could buy these machines, consumer version, then there's professional versions. But you, you want to get, you know, jiggy with it. As, as, as Jaden Smith said, you can get like, you could spend thousands and thousands. Yeah. Anywho, a couple of years back I got a call from a trusted source.

[H. Foley]

We won't do any names here on the podcast, but I think you know who he is.

[Sal Volcano]

Shout out to Eric Lederman.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out.

[H. Foley]

You ratted him out like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Jesus.

[Sal Volcano]

He tells me that he's got.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is crazy, dude. Whatever your housewives. I'm in. Dude.

[Sal Volcano]

You guys bring anatomy?

[H. Foley]

You were definitely twirling the Phone cord. When he told you this. I'm listening.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's laying on his stomach. He has his feet up in the air.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, you fucking know.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, go on now.

[H. Foley]

We gotta get a Breville.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you saying a rabbit? Continue.

[Sal Volcano]

You've got my attention. He tells me he's got a lead on a friends and family holiday. 50% off discount at Breville.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whoa.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, it might have been at.

[Kevin Ryan]

That is a lead.

[Sal Volcano]

It might have been at Breville or it might have been at. What's that really?

[H. Foley]

Williams Sonoma. Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Bang.

[Sal Volcano]

Might have been at. Williamson.

[H. Foley]

Put me on the board.

[Sal Volcano]

I think it was Breville, though. I think it was Breville.

[Kevin Ryan]

Take them off.

[Sal Volcano]

It was one of those.

[H. Foley]

So Big Z screwed me.

[Sal Volcano]

So now this is two years. Exactly two years years ago, Lloyd. So I got a gum guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is it me or is that a lot of gum?

[H. Foley]

Turns out Lloyd's phone wasn't even plugged in.

[Sal Volcano]

Deep cut. Gotta love.

[H. Foley]

I love Lloyd.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, two Lloyds, by the way.

[H. Foley]

Two Lloyds. I like the first one too.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I was the second one guy.

[H. Foley]

Of course he was. Cat, you know, he's funny guy. The other guy was a good looking dude.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Almost had a lane.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Hey, work for Merrick Dinkins.

[Sal Volcano]

He did, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Good job. Okay, sorry. So you got the call.

[Sal Volcano]

50, raise the head, get blood to the feet.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's an extremity?

[Sal Volcano]

She was. I mean that guy was. She was out of his league.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, Yankee beans.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, Yankee beans.

[Kevin Ryan]

The writer.

[H. Foley]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Sal Volcano]

I thought you were talking about if I could get his name. If it was a multiple choice. I used to be better at this, but it's been a minute.

[Kevin Ryan]

He was famous. I got it.

[H. Foley]

He was famous in the thing. He was a writer.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, Luke, you on this?

[Kevin Ryan]

It's one of my favorite writer, old whatever. Writer.

[Sal Volcano]

You can't liquefy a cookie.

[Kevin Ryan]

That and no, but it was. It was the first time in a sitcom I remember a line being delivered without seeing the guy.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

It was the ambulance guy. They had like cut or something. And he went, who? Who put cookies in his mouth? And it was like. I remember dying laughing at that. At the idea that you don't get to. It's just like in the background. So funny.

[H. Foley]

Look, this is big guy.

[Sal Volcano]

You find his name, I swear to God, you can give 100 names. I'll get it. But Owen March. Owen March.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're that friend.

[Sal Volcano]

That's it. Owen March.

[H. Foley]

Yes. You're that friend.

[Kevin Ryan]

The friend died, or not died, but suffered a stroke and a friend's Upper west side friends.

[H. Foley]

Upper west side apartment.

[Sal Volcano]

Yankee bean. Yankee bean. I love my Yankee bean.

[Kevin Ryan]

Goosebumps, bumps.

[Sal Volcano]

Owen March is your Steve Winwood Yankee beans.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is my higher love. Okay, go ahead.

[Sal Volcano]

So my Breville's working fine. Okay. But I go online. I go online because that temptation is.

[H. Foley]

Oh, this is recent. This is. After you already had the.

[Sal Volcano]

This was in the last three years.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

So it was two Christmases ago.

[H. Foley]

All right.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. So I look. And the product line, of course, has expanded. They're not sitting on their values over there.

[H. Foley]

They are innovating over there.

[Sal Volcano]

They're innovating. Yes.

[H. Foley]

I'll be flying around on Breville's at some point.

[Sal Volcano]

I believe that. Yeah, I believe that they're also expanding.

[H. Foley]

So they are.

[Sal Volcano]

They're not. Just forget throw out what you think you know about Breville. So one thing I did notice is they hold their value. My machine, which was a decade old, was still being sold and it was still the price point I bought it at, which was very nice to see because like a spare of sneakers or a car, you're off that lot. Depreciation is in caps.

[H. Foley]

You know what I mean?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. So I was like, all right, but I don't need a machine. But I think. I think popular convention tells me that things are made to break. And even though this has been solid, I have no reason to believe it otherwise. There might be in a year or two, this thing goes south and it goes to the, you know, it goes to the espresso graveyard, of course.

[H. Foley]

And 50% off is.

[Sal Volcano]

Is you. There is no higher discount. Unless it's a liquidation sale.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

And that's not happening anytime soon.

[H. Foley]

It's got fire damage on it.

[Sal Volcano]

That's. No. Yeah, that's.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that was a flood.

[Sal Volcano]

That's. That's a. I mean, maybe yard sales. You're getting up to 70, but 50 at a major consumer is like. You can't really turn your nose at that.

[H. Foley]

But you're not getting 70 of the yard sale until it's around 5:00 o' clock that Saturday. Yeah. And they got to get rid of everything.

[Sal Volcano]

I got news for you. That's when I arrived life.

[H. Foley]

When the dad's just had enough. Yeah, yeah, Just take it.

[Sal Volcano]

I make an offer on every table. On the tables. I say, I'll take the tables with me.

[H. Foley]

Aren't tables.

[Kevin Ryan]

Guys, look, aren't you on tv? You and John Mayer.

[Sal Volcano]

Maybe.

[H. Foley]

I deal with the Kowalskis down the street for their tables. I drink your table up.

[Sal Volcano]

So I start looking and they got they have models that go up to like 2500 bucks now, even at 50% off. 2500.

[Kevin Ryan]

The big swing, 1250.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm like, I don't need this. Because what I have is suffice. These new ones, they're all new fangled and new dangled, whatever. And it's touch screens now. I don't really love moving away from. I have analog dials. My thing looks like an old Corvette.

[Kevin Ryan]

You need like a chunk. You like the button.

[Sal Volcano]

It's got like, it looks like your watch up top. Now this one is like touch it. Touch what you want and everything. So in a way it, you know, it's nice, but in another way it's like, I don't need that.

[H. Foley]

My dad always said, more parts, easier to break.

[Sal Volcano]

That's, that's right. And when you start getting electronics, sure. Right.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

So anyway, I still can't, I still can't not get it. So what I do is there's a thousand dollar model. It's, it's electronic and it's one or two models up from mom. Mine, I'm saying I spend 6 on mine with the 50 discount. The thousand dollar model is 500. I'm spending less than the original. I'm getting something worth almost double the price. I put it in storage, which I pay for. I have storage.

[Kevin Ryan]

What?

[Sal Volcano]

So that's already taken care of. It's not like I have to get storage because of the machine.

[Kevin Ryan]

Did you buy this for when the other one breaks?

[Sal Volcano]

I did.

[H. Foley]

What is wrong with you?

[Sal Volcano]

Is there something wrong with you? You're rich. But they hold their value. I could turn around, sell this on the open market for 950. Someone's like, I'm getting $50 off. I'm making 450. And that's not gonna go away. I told you, 599.99 was my model that I bought 10 years prior.

[H. Foley]

Take it back to Breville. Sell it to them. Yeah, yeah. So what can we help you with? What can Sal help you?

[Sal Volcano]

Wisdom on trial. So I was like, this is a, this is a win, win. So I bought four. What? Shut up. I did. I spent $2,000 and I bought $4,000 worth of machines.

[Kevin Ryan]

Why?

[Sal Volcano]

Well, I gave one to my friend who gave me the tip off.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's got to wet his beat. That's right.

[Sal Volcano]

I said to him, you know what I'm gonna do? Don't buy yours. Because he was gonna buy it. I said, I'm buying yours. It just sounds just what I do.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's Nice. Very nice.

[H. Foley]

Sweet. You get notice.

[Sal Volcano]

And then I bought one for me for the day that mine breaks, by the way. Hasn't broken yet.

[H. Foley]

Your doomsday prepping on espresso machines.

[Sal Volcano]

And then I bought two more because I thought they'd make really outstanding gifts to the right home and no one would ever know. I got 50 off. And now you're looking like, well, this is. This is. I mean, 500 is a nice gift, but if they think I'm paying sticker price on this, this is like maybe they asked me to be their godfather of the kid or something. So I got. So then I got. So I, I. Since I've given one, I given one as a gift, so one still sitting. I give one to my manager as a gift. God bless him, God love him. And then I got. I still got one in the wings.

[Kevin Ryan]

You know, for a guy who just started drinking coffee three months ago, you're really fucking.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, I know. I know. I've never told this.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is 30 grand worth of. Or the worth of machinery.

[Sal Volcano]

This is an ayg excuse.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's just in.

[Sal Volcano]

So I have.

[H. Foley]

My rebel stock is shooting through the roof right now.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. By the way, can you clip this?

[Kevin Ryan]

You want to know why? You're good. How long have we been on the Breville machinery? As the first. This is the first head part of the question. To the first. The first answer.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm good, baby. I'm doing this over here. It's crazy. I had something to talk to about. You said. You said kitchen count. I'm like fucking strapping.

[H. Foley]

Let me ask you this. What happens if somehow the manager ends up at the guy who gave me the tips house? Oh, this is a beautiful. I had the same one. Where'd you get this? Salva Khanna gave it to me. Did he now? Gave me the exact same one.

[Kevin Ryan]

But he's.

[Sal Volcano]

They do know each other. I've introduced them.

[H. Foley]

Okay, well, you should have never done that.

[Sal Volcano]

Still spent 500 on it. He's none the wiser. And that's a gift. You go back and you look up right away so they know that that was.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a heavy.

[H. Foley]

You do that. You do that. You go look it up.

[Sal Volcano]

If I was given a piece of machinery like that, I'd want to know more about it. This is not like. Let me see what this person spent a little bit. That's not 100 of the pie chart.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not. Not in a pie chart.

[Sal Volcano]

It's in there. It's a slice. It's 50 so I, I had offered the other one to someone who told me that they actually have something sim like, like it, and they don't even have the counter space. And so I acquiesced that. And so now I have one. And now I, I say to you guys, what do you got here in. In the studio?

[H. Foley]

No, what do you got here? Oh, no, that's yours.

[Sal Volcano]

What do you got here in the studio? What do you got here?

[Kevin Ryan]

We got a.

[Sal Volcano]

What are you working with?

[Kevin Ryan]

We just have a standard Keurig.

[Sal Volcano]

You have a Keurig?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

No, you don't. You got a problem? You guys got a thousand dollar retail gravel coming.

[Kevin Ryan]

Walking in with it.

[H. Foley]

Just Maddie drops it. Here's your espresso machine.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm gonna bring this into you guys.

[H. Foley]

No, get out of here. That's yours.

[Sal Volcano]

I said it. You know what I was saying that I was really thinking, like, should I say this?

[H. Foley]

Oh, you got it.

[Sal Volcano]

I got swept up in the moment. But you know what? Not. It's great. It's a great story. It's. Found a good home.

[Kevin Ryan]

We were on the road.

[H. Foley]

We're gonna have a coffee shop built right next to your house.

[Sal Volcano]

My only requirement is that it sits right here on this table, right in the middle of you and the guest. That's all. That's all you got to do. And it's yours. All right. I put a qualifier on it.

[H. Foley]

The second you give that to us, yours is going to break. Oh, you do.

[Sal Volcano]

This is an extra, extra machine. I'm giving it to you guys.

[Kevin Ryan]

I gotta be honest with you. The second that gets in here, we're gonna have it up on Grand Craigslist for sure. If you think I'm not. I'm not getting caged.

[H. Foley]

Can you, can you. Can you sign it with a Sharpie?

[Sal Volcano]

I want you guys to enjoy it for sure. Your guests to enjoy it and the staff enjoy it. And that this is where it's coming.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love.

[Sal Volcano]

This is where it's coming.

[H. Foley]

I love that.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's great.

[H. Foley]

Okay, very sweet.

[Sal Volcano]

I have someone deliver it from one of those apps or something.

[H. Foley]

I love it.

[Sal Volcano]

Great.

[H. Foley]

I love it.

[Sal Volcano]

Like whatever it is. Like task grabbing us.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you got Uber does it or.

[Sal Volcano]

You have me on again real soon? Well, let me ask myself. I bring it my kb.

[H. Foley]

Let's talk about Factor.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out to Factor.

[H. Foley]

Everybody loves Factor. We are a factor family over here. We're talking about number one, ready to eat meals. Absolutely delicious. Nutritious. Listen, it's the fall. The kid's got a Soccer game. This one's got a football game.

[Kevin Ryan]

Running around like bozos.

[H. Foley]

You're running around, you're doing a lot of stuff. It ain't the summer anymore. Do yourself a favor, get factor. They're fantastic. And here's a good thing. Kippy and I Both on the GLP1, they have GLP1 friendly meals.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

If you're trying to lose weight, they got you covered.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Let's go.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Most importantly, lead you to live a delicious life.

[Kevin Ryan]

You eat [e-mail] garbage 50 off and use the code garbage 50 off the get 50% off your first box.

[H. Foley]

That's a lot.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[Sal Volcano]

The holidays have arrived at the Home Depot and we're here to help bring the excitement with decor for every part of your home. Check out our wide assortment of easy to assemble pre lit trees so you can spend less time setting up and more time celebrating. And bring your holiday spirit outdoors with unique decor like one of our Santa inflatables. Whatever your style, find the right pieces at the right prices this holiday season.

[H. Foley]

At the Home Depot. Let me ask you, we're only at the coffee machine. Let's see what else is on the countertop. We might be in a big score here. Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

Let's go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's go.

[Sal Volcano]

14.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you have any sub zero fridges laying around?

[Sal Volcano]

I have one on the countertop.

[H. Foley]

If we hear something that we happen to like better, that's on the countertop. Can we trade the Breville in swap this.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. All right, well, stay tuned.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

14 to 16 inches to the right. I have a gift that my manager got me completely unrelated. Like two years later. Now, I'm not gonna remember the brand of this thing and I wish I, I wish maybe you could look it up. It's a Japanese tabletop convection oven.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

Now this thing, it works with you put a little water in there so that there is some, some steam in there.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. I thought so. I, so I open this up and my, my first thing my wife says is I don't. Because I come home with a lot of things. Things, Things I get sent from the plan.

[H. Foley]

She likes a clean countertop.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. So she's always like. So one time she had mentioned that she like, she would really love to use an air fryer, but it's gargantuan and we don't have the space for it. I made the mistake of mentioning this to Joey Fatone of NSync who he.

[Kevin Ryan]

Loves is like a Mad Libs.

[Sal Volcano]

I don't mean to name, but like he loves his air. Air fryer. And he says to me, I'm sending, He did it to me, said, I'm sending you one. I said, said, I love you. Don't. We don't have the counter space. And I, I don't even. I think it would be seen as an aggression.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got Breville's coming up to my neck.

[Sal Volcano]

I, she. I got Breville's. I got Breville's in storage. If she sees this thing, it might be. We might be on the rocks.

[H. Foley]

Sal's warehouse is full.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, I'm like crazy Ed. I, I got, I have so many SKUs.

[Kevin Ryan]

So shout out to SKUs.

[Sal Volcano]

It comes the next day. He doesn't even. So it comes the next day. And we've used overnighted it.

[Kevin Ryan]

It.

[Sal Volcano]

But it does. It is tucked away. Because that thing was like this big. But okay, so, so I open it and she goes, I can't. We can't. I don't want it. I don't know what to think. I said, all right, well, just calm down. I looked it up. I mean the reviews were through the roof, right. And what this thing does is. And we plugged it in so it has settings.

[Kevin Ryan]

How big is it? Just ball. So I can get it right here. Okay, right here. Kind of like a toaster oven.

[Sal Volcano]

It's like a toaster oven. It's not big. It's very, very reasonable.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're compact. The.

[H. Foley]

It's Japanese.

[Sal Volcano]

It's all White. White dials. It looks like something from the future in a good way, not a bad way. Not like. Not like a apocalyptic way. Just like.

[H. Foley]

It's not a Terminator sitting on your countertop.

[Sal Volcano]

It looks very simple, you know, like Apple has that aesthetic.

[H. Foley]

Yes, yes.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

The rounded edges.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes, it has rounded edge.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Sal Volcano]

So this thing has some settings. It has toast, bagel, pizza, like frozen. And then right from there, it's got 400, 4, 50, 425, 450, 50. Here's the thing about this thing.

[H. Foley]

But there's water in it, and it toasts.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

How does that work, Sal?

[Sal Volcano]

Okay, let me tell you. So, first of all, if you're doing the.

[Kevin Ryan]

If you're doing free easy payments, if.

[Sal Volcano]

You'Re doing I. I should get the brand of this, because then.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you having, too, please? Balmuda.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes. That's it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Boom. How do you spell over here?

[Sal Volcano]

I mean, that was another Owen March right there.

[H. Foley]

We should be doing this on qvc.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Can I take a look at a photo?

[Kevin Ryan]

I got you right here. That's got to be it. Bamuda. The toaster. What? $309.95. Williams Sonoma out the door.

[Sal Volcano]

That's it. Okay. Now you say. I don't think I need this for $300. That's crazy. It's a nice gift to give. Okay. My wife tried it. Right? Then I opened it. We put it on the thing. Later that night, the words came out of her mouth. I cannot live without this.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

The Balmuda toaster features a revolutionary technology that combines steam with precise heat control. Its five unique heat modes are designed to bring out the best in any dish. You pour 5cc's of water at the start of each toast, heating more rapidly than air. A thin layer of steam envelopes the bread, lightly toasting its surface while keeping its inner moisture and flavor from escaping. These Japanese are taking over.

[H. Foley]

What's going on?

[Sal Volcano]

They've cornered them all.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm in.

[Sal Volcano]

You haven't. Look at me in the eyes, both of you. I'll put one eye here, one eye here. You haven't had toast.

[H. Foley]

You've had a lot of coffee.

[Sal Volcano]

Guys, look at me. I promise you right now, let's make a blood oath. No, you haven't had toast.

[Kevin Ryan]

Buy a cup of decaf, will you?

[Sal Volcano]

It makes it so that the toast is crunchy on the outside and soft and chewy inside. Every time It's. And you don't have to think about it.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's not wrong.

[Sal Volcano]

The 400. The 425. The 450. Listen to the genius of this. There's no preheating. You turn it on, it's 400 immediately. They did away with preheating.

[H. Foley]

I know because I held my hand in there.

[Sal Volcano]

It's on. But so when you want to start cooking, it starts that second. Now, the 5 cc's of water is another fun thing because every time I go to make toast, I'm like, I need 5cc stat.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's fun.

[H. Foley]

Doing bits, having a good time.

[Sal Volcano]

Keeps paying dividends. And you get it in the form of a little black mug this big. It looks like something like, you know, I feel like a giant. And then I take it and I run under the water and I pour the five cc's in there and. And dude, pizza. If you're heating up a hero, anything, waffles, anything. And it's so fast and it's so good, like a regular toaster. It's. This is. This is. This is not that.

[H. Foley]

Do you remember what the missus had put in there that put the hook in her? What'd she make?

[Sal Volcano]

She probably made an array of items that could be toast. I don't remember specifically.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, they got toaster features, a sandwich bread mode, artisan bread mode, pizza mode, and pastry mode mode.

[H. Foley]

I like that, pastry mode. And guess what?

[Sal Volcano]

I don't even. I don't even conform to what they say it is. I've tried toast on every mode and I'll try and. Don't tempt me with a good time. I've tried the waffles on pizza mode. I've tried the pizza on bread mode.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm looking to reviews. Best toaster I've ever seen. Sal Volcano.

[H. Foley]

That's weird.

[Sal Volcano]

So, Dyson, let's just. Was it Balmuda?

[Kevin Ryan]

Balmuda, yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

Dyson Breville and Balmuda. Just clip this for me. Me. And then you guys, I'll just, you know, just send it to my business address.

[H. Foley]

Sal Volcano gave it five out of six cc's.

[Sal Volcano]

You. I swear to God, you said, let's talk kitchen counter. I got a little chub.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is great.

[H. Foley]

Okay, so that's the toaster. That's the toaster oven out.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's out.

[Sal Volcano]

That's constantly out. That's used every day. But those two things are used every day, right?

[H. Foley]

That's the toaster, the toaster oven, the reheat machine. That's. That's everything.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Follow me along another foot, please.

[H. Foley]

Come on, gang.

[Sal Volcano]

Follow me along another foot to the corner.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. The corner.

[Kevin Ryan]

We've all. If you're doing the math out there, we've only made it about 30 inches.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I will say to the left of the Breville is just as Runway. There's nothing there.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

There is a little sign there. A little potted plant and a candle. Very. We should talk electronic. So I wasn't, I wasn't gonna bring that up. Yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

You go down potted plant, an orchid.

[Sal Volcano]

It's actually a cactus.

[H. Foley]

Okay. Real. Yeah, very nice.

[Sal Volcano]

We have like 60, 70 plants in the house.

[H. Foley]

Nice.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm not responsible for any of them.

[H. Foley]

Sure, very.

[Sal Volcano]

But let me tell you something right now. It does bring. If you're not a plant household.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm a plant house.

[Sal Volcano]

I mean, I got green everywhere. It's a, there's a vibrancy and a livelihood that it brings in that really, I, I, I really wouldn't be without 50 to 60 plants if I could help it.

[H. Foley]

I was teasing you out front when you guys were talking about the kids and stuff like that. I do have a money tree that literally started out about this big.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I don't know, seven years ago. Now he's six feet tall.

[Sal Volcano]

Isn't it wonderful?

[H. Foley]

I feel. Is something ever. I remember this, Remember this summer?

[Sal Volcano]

Saw you grabbing the tree, right?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Grabbing the tree, pushing her. Grabbing a cat. She's probably knocking me out. No, when it got sick in the summer, we transported it from one pot to another and he started getting sick. Sick. What did I do? Remember I called that guy.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, you gotta get.

[H. Foley]

I got a plant over there.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, you gotta do it.

[H. Foley]

I got a guy over there.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, you had to.

[H. Foley]

Quincy coming out.

[Sal Volcano]

They become part of the family.

[H. Foley]

If something happened to this thing.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I'm going right behind it.

[Sal Volcano]

I understand.

[H. Foley]

So if he jumps, I'm jumping with him.

[Sal Volcano]

I understand. I really do. You know what I also do? On top of the plants, every couple of weeks, fresh flowers, guys. You add a, you add some color in there and you could buy a bundle at like Trader Joe's for, like, for $10. Do you do this to bring them home? I, I pick up flowers. I do. I pick up flowers.

[H. Foley]

She loves that.

[Sal Volcano]

She, she, she picks them up. I pick them up. We pick them up. Or flower household. And then I'll, and then when she breaks them into little bunches and puts them all around and it just really adds a nice touch. An NT makes a house a home. It makes a house a home.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. It makes the house living.

[Sal Volcano]

I agree. And if you, you know, if you haven't tried it. Try it and then you know, drop a line and let us know how it was.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, drop a review.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hit me up.

[Sal Volcano]

So if you go to the corner now we have, it's not electronics, but it is a two tier bowl.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

A two tier bowl.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got fruit in there. What are you doing?

[Sal Volcano]

We got fruit and veg and some package items like crackers, things like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

I can't picture the two tier bowl.

[Sal Volcano]

So it's like it almost, it's like.

[H. Foley]

It'S like a yin and a yang.

[Sal Volcano]

It's like a metallic bowl. And then like so you can, you can like stick your hand through it. Like it's like a, has like a wired metallic, like a, it's a rose gold, if I'm being honest.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

And then, and then above that bowl is another bowl smaller, like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Imagine like a hanging basket.

[H. Foley]

I got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

It.

[Sal Volcano]

Correct.

[H. Foley]

Which one do you put the fruit in? The top one or the bottom one?

[Sal Volcano]

She does both. I, I, I tend to like to put the fruit in the bottom.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Sal Volcano]

Only because. Okay, follow me. When it's in the top and the fruit is getting ripe and soft, because it's a wired bowl, there's really nothing supporting the fruit. If it gets soft enough to start to kind of get into the grooves of the wire, you don't want that. Underneath the bottom one. I got some nice courts there that. So if a banana or something starts to get soft, it's also resting on the quartz and it's not like slipping through there and then ruining its, its shape and stuff like.

[H. Foley]

I got it. Quartz is very nice.

[Sal Volcano]

Thank you so much.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

So you know, I put into this stuff. I put on. Yeah, it's a method. And then you go a little bit right from there and you're going to hit the left of the stove where she has a nice little station that has olive oils and different salts and things of that nature that are ready to go though. They're in these like decorative little bowls. And so she has like a two.

[H. Foley]

She's doing pinch of salt.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, she's got the stuff.

[Kevin Ryan]

She's just going, dude, can I ask you something?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got a mortar and pestle out?

[Sal Volcano]

I do right there.

[Kevin Ryan]

I know he does.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, right there. That go. That doesn't stay out the whole time. That goes back in the thing. But it's out a lot because she's pestering. Fair enough. She's pestilence.

[H. Foley]

Really? She pestilence.

[Sal Volcano]

She pestles a fair amount.

[H. Foley]

Really?

[Sal Volcano]

What is there too is the, the thing for the spoons.

[Kevin Ryan]

The spoon rest.

[H. Foley]

I know what you're talking about.

[Sal Volcano]

Spoon rest. Yeah. And the ladle rest.

[Kevin Ryan]

Which, you know, not European.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Swear to God, they don't even know. They've never even seen them.

[Sal Volcano]

Really?

[Kevin Ryan]

Every European, by every one of my wife's family or friends, different countries that have come over go, this thing's genius.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I go, how does this not made it?

[Sal Volcano]

Where have they been putting down their spoons and ladles?

[H. Foley]

That's funny that you say that because I told you this story. I don't know if I ever told Sal. When I was 12, I worked at our local diner, Gem Restaurant. Shout out to it the best. Mr. Bello, who owner operator. His mother survived an earthquake in Sicily, came over here to.

[Sal Volcano]

I heard this story. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Did you snooze?

[Kevin Ryan]

We got two stories to plant in this. Jesus.

[Sal Volcano]

Tell me more about this earthquake.

[H. Foley]

The plant's this tall. She had a spoon rest. She would come in every Sunday and she would make the red sauce for the week. I was in charge of washing this thing. I broke it.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh yeah. They can never forgive me. Recently it's her favorite thing and it broke and we crazy glued it. But it's not the same. Oh, I skipped over something in between the bowl. And that is a gift she got me, which is like a little chalice. And it's a. It's a handmade chalice. It's painted and it's really nice. It's like a. It's like a nice item. Item by some like houseware designer. I forget his name. I could. I could find it. Jonathan Adler.

[Kevin Ryan]

Jonathan get eyes on.

[H. Foley]

You know Jonathan Adler.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Very nice.

[Sal Volcano]

And really this is basically looks like a cookie jar, but it's for weed. Maybe type in like Jonathan Adler weed.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is that what it's for? Weed?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it says weed on. It's beautiful.

[H. Foley]

Is that what you put your weed in there?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, right there.

[Sal Volcano]

This. This one right here. That's. That's it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, this one?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, that's it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, that's fun.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Very fun.

[H. Foley]

Kids can't read.

[Kevin Ryan]

You know what he would like made by handmade by our friend Ryan D. Possibly.

[H. Foley]

Yes, of course.

[Kevin Ryan]

He makes our friend out there, Ryan makes our director of operation Self. He gave himself that title. He makes wooden spoons by handsome Lades them himself by hand.

[H. Foley]

Good quality, Sal.

[Kevin Ryan]

Great handmade. And they have. Instead of being a full round spoon, it's a saucepoon. So the edge is. There's an edge to like the top. So you can scrape the bottom of the pan.

[Sal Volcano]

I need one.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're not available anywhere else.

[Sal Volcano]

I need one in my life.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's crazy, right?

[H. Foley]

For deglazing purposes, how do I purchase it? Purchase, purchase, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Five grand cheaper.

[Sal Volcano]

I'll talk to him, even swap for the machine.

[H. Foley]

Wait till Christmas. I'm sending you a promo code. 50% off. You can only buy one, you're not reselling.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it says weed on one side. You see? You see the. There's a lot of detail in that page.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is. Yeah, this is very much. Oh, wow. Yes.

[Sal Volcano]

Other side says hash. And I don't dabble there. I did. There's a story on my. On my special Terrified Streaming now on hbo Max, of course, that. Where I accidentally did hash in. In Amsterdam. And that's. So I don't. I don't dabble that. So, okay, so then you got all those little doodads, and then you go chachkis. And then you go to the right side of the stove, and it's the books, it's the cookbooks.

[Kevin Ryan]

How many you think are sitting there?

[Sal Volcano]

I'll say ten. Ten cookbooks. Three or four, which I purchased. Really nice ones.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you like. Do you know off the top of your head?

[Sal Volcano]

I got the. Yeah, I got the Jack's Wife Frida cookbook, Famous one.

[H. Foley]

Just drove by that in Brooklyn not that long ago.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, yeah, there's a few. Yeah, it's a really good spot. And they. They make this, like, green, like, sauce that she loves, and I called the place to get the. To get the recipe so I can make it for her, and they said it's in the cookbook, and they sent me the cookbook.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now, is that a call you yourself made?

[Sal Volcano]

I made it.

[Kevin Ryan]

And do you say, hey, because the places aren't ready. I'm not saying that you would throw your name.

[Sal Volcano]

I DM them from my socials.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, gotcha. That makes. Because if I called up and said, hey, give me the ingredients. Yeah. What the hell are you doing trying.

[H. Foley]

To rip me off?

[Sal Volcano]

There's also a cook named. A chef named Molly Bars. She's a big fan of her. And so I got her that cookbook, and then I got her tickets to see her give a speech with the new. With the new cookbook autograph. So that was really nice. And this girl, she's got some recipes.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, very. She's got one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, I have comfort food.

[Sal Volcano]

Do you really?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. She's big on a book.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. And then some pass down ones, and it's that and then, then on the right next to those is like the, the knife magnet that's on the.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got the magnet?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Whoa. You got that?

[Sal Volcano]

I. She got it recently and it is nice.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love it.

[Sal Volcano]

But my daughter is getting tall enough to almost reach him now and so I, I am nervous, admittedly. Yeah, sure. Yeah, it is nice. Like I always like fantasize I'm in the kitchen doing something. I don't cook, but maybe I am in that, in the fantasy and like someone comes in like an interesting.

[H. Foley]

A little doobie. If it sounds like it to me.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Oh yeah. That's where I smoke it because the fan of the oven just sucks.

[H. Foley]

Dude, you're smoking weed in the kitchen.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. What else am I gonna smoke in the shower?

[H. Foley]

Coffee machines right there.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. So I fantasize that. I'm like, I can cook. And then intruder comes and I'm like.

[H. Foley]

I feel it.

[Sal Volcano]

Me whipping it off.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's out of a movie.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it's out of a movie.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I've done that recently where I've took the knife and done that thing to try to get the.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, that's.

[H. Foley]

You really got to do it fast.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I don't think you got it in.

[H. Foley]

You need a Foley artist on there.

[Sal Volcano]

So that's it. So the only other electronics. Now that I'm talking out loud that I have on the counter is the.

[Kevin Ryan]

The Breville and the, the bottom is Bermuda granite.

[H. Foley]

Countertop.

[Sal Volcano]

Quartz.

[Kevin Ryan]

Quartz said that.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, the court.

[H. Foley]

The countertop is quartz.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Wait a minute, I thought just you had a little block of quartz underneath that. The whole countertop is quartz.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, but well, I mean, you know. I mean. Yes, well, because you could do. You could do granite, you could do marble, you could do quartz. The best you could do formic. I've had Formica in my life. I haven't liked it most of my life.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

And the side kind of side peels off, you know.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes, it does. Well, that. But you want it to peel off. Like that's my. That's what was in my grandparents house.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Try to super glue it so I.

[Sal Volcano]

Could see a Formica peel in this space. But yeah, they said it's man made. They sold me on it because they said the. If you get marble, it's more expensive and it stains.

[H. Foley]

I think a quartz would be more expensive. And it's man made, I think.

[Sal Volcano]

Pretty sure they told me it was man made.

[H. Foley]

We're making quartz now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Doing a lot making or making diamonds. I know diamonds started diamonds not at quartz.

[Sal Volcano]

Maybe there's like, a quartz.

[Kevin Ryan]

People actually prefer man made quartz.

[H. Foley]

Really?

[Sal Volcano]

There you go.

[H. Foley]

What's everybody bitching about? A quartz shortage for the batteries and stuff. That what I'm thinking of.

[Sal Volcano]

Don't try to throw me. Trying to throw me under the bus. Just a gotcha moment.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're gonna be. They're gonna be ripping up his. Ripping up his.

[H. Foley]

His.

[Kevin Ryan]

His kitchen.

[H. Foley]

I can't. It's got a sound.

[Kevin Ryan]

Outside with a bunch of pitchforks.

[H. Foley]

Don't damage the fruit.

[Sal Volcano]

They're taking my catalytic converter. Outside the courts on the inside.

[H. Foley]

Clean.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

Wow.

[H. Foley]

Man.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got to be honest with you.

[Sal Volcano]

That was one question. This is how I do it.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was one question. And it was about 55 minutes. I'm not even messing with you. That's my favorite thing we've ever done in my life.

[H. Foley]

Like 100%.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's amazing, huh? Yeah. A couple more, please. Sell volcano here.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm. I got, you know, no hard out, so don't worry about it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Great. How frequently. This is a question from Brendan, and this is. This goes into. We were talking again with Versi, something I was experienced. It's how it started. How frequently you ask for, like, a cash discount if you're, like, doing something. And how do you go about that?

[H. Foley]

Cash?

[Sal Volcano]

Hey, if I pay cash.

[Kevin Ryan]

If you're talking to a guy who's, you know, he's redoing the deck and he's like, hey, it's 1200.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

You go, what is your case?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, I would say, how do you.

[Kevin Ryan]

How do you get in there?

[Sal Volcano]

In those instances where it's like a vendor like that maybe doing some work or what? A lot of times that's offered first.

[Kevin Ryan]

They'll get. They'll give you the flag.

[Sal Volcano]

Even if it's in a store, it's like, this is the cash price. This is that price. So they'll offer it first. I. I'm not someone that, like, has that in the back pocket all the time.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like it.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Doesn't make me feel nice.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm not looking to get anything over on anybody, per se, but. But also that's just being a smart consumer.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Sal Volcano]

Sometimes they pre.

[Kevin Ryan]

They.

[Sal Volcano]

Because cash is more than.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got a promo coach.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Like the guy that I use sometimes. As for a car service, I took that offline. I started just calling, texting him, and just. I pay him the fee. He doesn't have to give a kickback to them. He gives me a lower price. All that goes in his pocket. God Blessed man. You know, that's smart.

[H. Foley]

Do you have your steady guys? Do you have your handyman, do you have your lawn guy or whoever? Do you. You got you guys all troughed off.

[Sal Volcano]

That's the. That is the goal. I have, I have. I have a guy. Yes. I. I now have a new handyman guy.

[H. Foley]

You call him.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Hey, Rusty.

[Sal Volcano]

God bless him. Voitek, Vortex, Voitek Void Tech.

[H. Foley]

That sounds gonna one of your companies.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it does. It sounds like a Cricket Wireless or something like that. This biggest competitor.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's Albania.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

My.

[Sal Volcano]

My daughter's so cute because like he was in the house doing a project for like a couple of weeks and. And so my daughter learned his name and she'd be like, you know, this is like, like literally like a 65 year old like Albanian guy. And she just like morning. He'd already work and she like, hi, good morning, Voytech. You know, and then like one time she'd be like, dad, do you want to play? And I'm like, yeah. And she's like, okay. And so me, you and Vo.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

No, she goes, she goes, do you want to play like building? I was like, yeah. She goes, okay, you be you, I'll be Voic.

[H. Foley]

You sit on the couch and I'll do everything. Daddy does stuff too.

[Sal Volcano]

Ali. Voytech. I lost it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, that's you. Great, dude. I also in my head, I pictured the three of you. You, Vo and her sitting down, having a diagram.

[Sal Volcano]

I told him. He loved it. Actually, the full story is every like three weeks we have a lady come to do a deep clean.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

In the house. Cuz I'm always on the road. And with its kids, it. It adds.

[Kevin Ryan]

Saved my marriage. Cuz you, you're. You come home and you're like having cle.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. And her name is Marta. And so she said, daddy, you want to play? You be Marta. I'll be Vo.

[H. Foley]

Toilet brush.

[Sal Volcano]

I told Marta and Voitek. God.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, let's see here. This I. We got time for one or two more here. This is from Brooks. Kentucky Trash. I don't know if you're familiar with the program. You got to grade the south on a curve.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kentucky's a little says. My family owns and operates a pawn shop growing up. And my dad would always trade things to get things paid for the kids. Most notably, he traded our orthodontist shotguns and TVs for part of our braces bill. And more recently met a couple that was opening a pizza place and traded them some TVs for a thousand dollar gift card. Is that trash?

[Sal Volcano]

How many TVs you got laying around?

[Kevin Ryan]

He owns a pawn shop.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

So I guess he's doing what you're doing.

[Sal Volcano]

So he would take the, the stuff from the store.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

Hey, to get braces paid off.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's. I mean, braces is nuts.

[Sal Volcano]

That's actually, that's shotguns. Yeah, that's. I'm trying to. Whatever they want conversation. You're in there with the orthodontist. You're like, let me, let me show you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Orthodontist in Kentucky too. So you gotta. You know what I mean? It's not.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Let's go back to the trunk real quick. I want to show you something.

[Sal Volcano]

You see that gap in between my son's teeth? Take a look at this. Sawed off.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got a 12 gauge with your name on it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

See those buck teeth? Saw them off and then take this.

[H. Foley]

Off.357 can fit right through that. If you could trick it down to about a.22, I want him to be.

[Sal Volcano]

Able to catch a bullet in his teeth.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that is trash.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, but that's, that's again, I, it's. He's. He's a smart consumer. I respect the barter system. Goes back to biblical times.

[H. Foley]

It is. Do you remember anything you've ever traded like that?

[Sal Volcano]

I, I mean, I'm sure I've bartered. I'm sure I've bartered.

[H. Foley]

I, I have, but not, not in the good way.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, not talking.

[H. Foley]

I have a stereo and 5.5disc CD changer at a house down in North Carolina.

[Sal Volcano]

Five disc is nice.

[H. Foley]

There's five discs out. It's still nice if you had a couple in there.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. To this day, if you ever get like a, A CD here or there or like you find one, you're like, I want to. For some reason you get one. A lot of people don't have CD players anymore. I have one at home and it's broken. So I. But I still have my favorite, like 300 CDs. I didn't get rid of those, but like if I had a five disc changer, that would be a big time amenity right now to have five in there and then just shuffle it up and stuff.

[H. Foley]

We're gonna get you one. We're getting.

[Kevin Ryan]

I could do you one better. I'm in the market now for. I bought my first car ever. 95 Chevy Lumina. Went back and rebought it cassettes for nostalgia. Just for fun a bit. I Think it's funny?

[Sal Volcano]

Your actual car or just the type of.

[Kevin Ryan]

The same. Yeah. No, no, not the act. Not the one I had got crashed around it. Telephone pole.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Rest in peace.

[Sal Volcano]

Right?

[H. Foley]

Now, the one that he actually had, they put that in the Smithsonian. All the ladies for Taurus.

[Sal Volcano]

You know, he has that. He had his four Taurus for, like 30 years, I thought.

[Kevin Ryan]

But no. So now I'm in the market for cassettes because that's. I want to keep it original. I don't want it because people are like, oh, you can get this plug in your phone. I'm like, I want to be wet. What? Whatever. I have.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes. So after my 84 Buick Silver BU Skyhawk, the next car I had was a Plymouth Reliant Brown K car. The driver's ed car.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is there a band called Reliant K?

[Sal Volcano]

I believe there was. Reliant K. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

We were just talking about that driver's Ed car.

[Sal Volcano]

And they had a hit, too.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, probably when. I think when I was in high school, maybe around then. Be my escape.

[Sal Volcano]

No deathbed. No Sadie Hawkins dance.

[H. Foley]

Are you making these up?

[Kevin Ryan]

No. Who I am hates who I've loved.

[Sal Volcano]

They had. They had it, but it was one hit. So if you go to their Spotify, see what's played the most.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, There you go.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, that. I don't recognize any of those.

[H. Foley]

Sadie Hawkins is an actor, isn't she?

[Kevin Ryan]

No. Sadie Hawkins was a dance.

[H. Foley]

Was it?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's like where. That's like where you went.

[Sal Volcano]

Sophie Hawkins.

[H. Foley]

Sophie Hawkins.

[Sal Volcano]

Sophie B. Sophie B. Hawkins.

[H. Foley]

Sophie B. Hawkins.

[Kevin Ryan]

Michael.

[H. Foley]

Sophie Hawkins. Those Brevilles.

[Sal Volcano]

Isn't that. Isn't that the lady. That's like when the animals. They're asking to donate for the money for the animals.

[H. Foley]

No. I don't know.

[Sal Volcano]

Is it Sadie Hawkins. Hawkins. Sophie B. Sophie B. Hawkins.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. Animals. You see the rib cages? Like, if you could donate a quarter.

[Kevin Ryan]

And Sophie B. Hawkins pops up on point with Sophie B. Hawkins.

[H. Foley]

Oh, I remember. That's not her. That's.

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[H. Foley]

God damn it. What's her name?

[Kevin Ryan]

Shania Twain. Oh, it's a. Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

This lady is. When she. They play her music. When you got to donate to the dogs, I think you're thinking Sarah McLaughlin. Oh, that. No, sorry. Yeah, that's who it is.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's who.

[Sal Volcano]

That's who the lady is with the dogs. Not Sophie B. Hawkins.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Sarah McLaughlin. Talk about a crush on her that I had McLaughlin when I was a kid. Not Hawkins. Wow. Sarah B. Breville.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You like. You don't like Sarah McLaughlin as a kid.

[Sal Volcano]

That. That era right there.

[H. Foley]

I'm going.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm probably skewing more. Skew. I'm sure. Lisa. Lisa Lobe. Loeb. Something like that. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I never realized Ethan Hawke directed that. That music video now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ethan Hawke. I had a thing for him.

[H. Foley]

Oh, of course.

[Sal Volcano]

He's still. He's still gorgeous.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ethan B. Hawke.

[Sal Volcano]

Black Phone. Whatever it's called.

[Kevin Ryan]

Black Phone, too. Just saw a billboard, about an hour.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that first one was great.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[H. Foley]

They put that stuff. Put that stuff out around October. We love.

[Sal Volcano]

I love it. You got it. You got. Because you get the feeling for it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

What about. Did you see Boyhood? No, I cried.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know.

[Sal Volcano]

I cry a lot.

[H. Foley]

I found a great song in Boyhood by Family of the Year, Hero.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

It's the one where they're playing when they're in the truck together and they're driving.

[Sal Volcano]

I saw it in the theater. I don't. I haven't rewatched it.

[H. Foley]

Gotcha.

[Sal Volcano]

But I. I sobbed for five minutes during the credits.

[Kevin Ryan]

I just looked it up and went, oh, Ethan Hawks in that. That's why you brought him up.

[Sal Volcano]

But wait, what were we looking at? We looking up Reliant K. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

The hit was Be My Escape.

[Sal Volcano]

Oh, okay.

[H. Foley]

Sing it for us.

[Kevin Ryan]

Jesus Christ.

[Sal Volcano]

Okay. Well, I don't know it. But anyway, so. So with that car I had, there was no tape deck and no cd. It was like. It just had on the radio. It just had like AM and fm. Right. And so I used to drive around with a boom box in the front seat.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah. And I played all my music off a boombox in the front bench seat of that car.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. I gotta be honest with you. When I started this, when this show was already on the air, I was in my Mercury Montego. The CD player was jammed and I didn't have the aux cord.

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

So I would just use a. Like a. What are they? Like a Bluetooth speaker?

[Sal Volcano]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

And that would. I would just play it off my phone.

[H. Foley]

I used to drive around with a band in my car, 12 piece, and just have a play. The keyboard is. Sal.

[Kevin Ryan]

We gotta wrap it up.

[H. Foley]

What a fun one.

[Sal Volcano]

Can I plug one other thing? I forgot?

[H. Foley]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna redo the plugs again. You play anything with Sal? This is your show.

[Sal Volcano]

I have a new. A new talk show toaster. I have a new talk show coming out called Minouche Manu.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Sal Volcano]

It's short for Minutia. It's Minouche of course, of this really big guest, really small talk. And it's his crazy wack wacky podcast where we go in and out from conversation to sketch comedy. It's just something completely different. It's me one on one with like some really big people. It's gonna be coming out late fall, early winter on my YouTube. And any way you get possum m I n o o s h minouche, I'm really. This is my new project I'm working on.

[H. Foley]

We love it.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm putting it out in 10 episode seasons, so expect the first 10 episodes to drop. And then of course, salvo cannon combat calm for I'm always. If you don't see your city up there, I'm adding cities every day.

[H. Foley]

Is there anybody better?

[Sal Volcano]

Like, is there any?

[H. Foley]

Is there any? But look, he's shaking it. That the kid checking his head. There's nobody better than Sal. When it comes out, we're gonna plug it again. I'll plug it when it drops.

[Sal Volcano]

Thank you so much. Also, maybe I'll come back on. Maybe I'll come back on Sal.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm still waiting on this goddamn espresso. I'm upset it's not here right now when it's dropping.

[Sal Volcano]

I'm coming back. I'm gonna hand deliver the. It feels wrong to send the task rabbits, if I'm being honest. I'm gonna hand deliver it and we'll do the minutia and then that'll be that.

[H. Foley]

Also, I only have two or three of those. Before you come though, just text me.

[Kevin Ryan]

I had a PR person reach out. You have Sal Volcano. I said it's not embarrassing. S.O.B. don't text me.

[Sal Volcano]

No, no, no.

[Kevin Ryan]

So.

[Sal Volcano]

So they're doing that. They're going rogue and they're doing everything they can.

[H. Foley]

I know Sal, lady.

[Sal Volcano]

I always say I feel bad cuz, like everyone you're texting is my friends. And I don't think that they. I hope they understand that I'm like, not like, be like, talk to this person.

[H. Foley]

Please hold for Mr. Volcano.

[Kevin Ryan]

They did it the one time they were like, do you know re Shaer? I'm like, yeah, I know Ari. It must be 40 show 35 times.

[Sal Volcano]

You don't even know how to say his last name.

[H. Foley]

Gang. Everything is Fine Tour South. The Everything is fine Tour south volcano comedy dot com. November 14th, Chicago theater. November 29th, December December. What did I say? God damn.

[Kevin Ryan]

We'll fix it.

[Sal Volcano]

April 12th, the Ryman.

[H. Foley]

Oh, is that real? Are you making that up?

[Sal Volcano]

No, no, that's real. Yeah, I'm ever. I mean, I'm really. I really am in a lot of places. I'm doing Austin February 1st. I'm doing. I mean, AC. I'm going down there. My. For my annual AC. So, yeah, there's like. There's like 30 or 40 cities up. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

November 14th, Chicago theater. December 29th, the Beacon Theater in New York City. Terrified on HBO. Streaming on HBO Max now.

[Sal Volcano]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Sal, we love you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Love you, buddy.

[Sal Volcano]

I. Can you tell how good of a time I have when I come on this show?

[H. Foley]

The best.

[Sal Volcano]

I love it. I love it. You have a special thing. You have a special thing here.

[H. Foley]

Kippy, what do you got for him?

[Kevin Ryan]

Guys, the big one we are plugging is the main Met in Philadelphia. The Boys Are Coming Home. Our annual show.

[Sal Volcano]

I saw Madonna there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's go.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Swear to Christ she was out front. But still. All tickets [e-mail]. it's gonna be a big one. Got a lot of fun stuff planned, gang.

[H. Foley]

We love you. We'll see you next week.

[Kevin Ryan]

Peace.