Flea Market Weapons w/ Dan Soder

Summary

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Episode Title: Flea Market Weapons w/ Dan Soder
Release Date: December 18, 2025
Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Guest: Dan Soder

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Episode Overview

In this episode, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan welcome back comedian Dan Soder—a recurring guest and “family” of the show. Over an hour of riffing, they dive headfirst into the everyday debates that define trashy (or “garbage”) behavior: beverage orders at diners and airports, the subtle art of working while broke in college, flea market finds, and growing up with questionable household habits. Dan’s signature blend of self-deprecation and nostalgia fits perfectly, as the trio debates the deepest of life's hard-hitting questions—like whether it’s acceptable to drink cranberry juice without vodka, or the etiquette of buying weapons at flea markets.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Moments

1. Diner Debates and Beverage Preferences

(00:35 – 08:00; recurring throughout)

• Coffee Rituals & Cranberry Juice

  • Dan Soder reveals his go-to diner beverage routine: coffee is an absolute must—“that's how you start every diner meal,”—and his non-negotiatiable second drink is cranberry juice (Ocean Spray only, straight up, no ice).

    “Three fingers of cranberry, neat.” — Dan Soder [06:17]

  • They roast each other about the merits of OJ (“not at a diner though: sulfuric acid!”), and go deep on the hierarchy of cranberry juice blends: “Cran Apple was the first one. It’s still good… But then I put away childish things. I went just straight cranberry.” — Dan [05:09]
  • All three agree that Schweppes is the best cranberry ginger ale and share cravings for it as a holiday treat.

• Beverages at Breakfast—Oddball Choices

  • Debate over the acceptability of a Diet Coke or Sprite at breakfast.

    “Totally fine with it. Or you could sub Sprite… If I get a breakfast burrito, give me a Sprite. I’ll even go Coke.”—Dan Soder [26:38]

  • The hosts recall their childhoods: “Vodka cranberry was the only time I’d ever seen anybody drink cranberry juice” — Kevin Ryan [38:24]

2. Airport Breakfast and Comedian Road Life

(08:45 – 17:00; 21:27 – 24:30)

• Dan and the hosts reminisce about the rituals and downsides of hitting diners and airports with comedian friends (“We’re big airport breakfast guys”) vs. solo shows.

  “Airport breakfast is like single mom, three jobs breakfast. Throw it down. They go, I got a lot going on.” — Dan Soder [13:05]

• They agree it’s all about the crew:

  “Now you’ve changed things because it’s as a crew...For me, getting to the airport early, we’re recreating a diner hang when we can.” — Dan [16:02]

• The social dynamic of touring is explored with road companions Brian Sagalo and Sean Murphy (“That’s the rhythm section—the Danny Sunshine Experience” [22:39]).
• Dan describes his road-trip routine, including early flights, dispensary stops, and the joy of edible breakfasts post-joint in Eugene, Oregon.

3. College Jobs, Working Class Embarrassment, and Trashy Hustles

(09:52 – 12:34)

• Foley and Soder swap war stories about humiliating college gigs—Foley drunkenly raking leaves for work-study, Soder delivering subs in branded uniforms.

  “No one talks about that. Working in college—brutal. Hot girls getting hit on by rich kids… me, ‘I have to open at Silvermine Subs.’”—Dan [11:26]

• The group laughs about the perils of showing up to parties smelling like sandwich shop onions, and the universal shame of being the broke dude among wealthy peers.

4. Flea Market Weapons & Childhood Danger

(63:01 – 70:43)

• In response to a listener question—“What’s the most dangerous thing you ever bought at a flea market?”—Soder fondly reminisces about the legendary Mile High Flea Market.

  “Most of the things I buy—I like an old knife. I’ve bought a couple old knives at flea markets… And old guns I picked up. Unregulated.”

• Kevin shares his pride in smuggling home a blow dart gun at age eight, using it to play chicken with his friends.

  “We’d all stand back to back, shoot it straight up in the air, and play chicken. Last person to run, people would catch it in the shoulder.”—Kevin [68:51]

• The gang agrees that flea markets hold a special pre-internet magic—“It was Amazon before Amazon, if everything from Amazon was used and slightly broken and illegal.”—Dan [65:16]

5. Family, Nostalgia & Blue-Collar Baller Moves

(59:50 – 61:11)

• Soder details the pride and identity tied to buying practical gifts for his mom—appliances, an HVAC unit, water heaters—as his first taste of “baller” success.

  “When you don’t have kids, you take care of your mom. The most baller move: I bought a sectional couch because our apartment couch was broken. Then I got Guy Code… That was the first baller thing I did.”—Dan [59:58]

• The hosts recall the mythology of open-mic days and their awe at Soder’s early MTV fame.

6. Childhood “Garbage” Memories & Gross-Out Moments

(29:04 – 38:00; 49:13 – 53:06)

• Graphic and hilarious booger stories—swimming “slimers,” drywall boogies, and performing onstage.

  “Have you ever been onstage and had a boog pop out?...That first breath, it’s like Mile High Stadium.”

• Comedian snoring: bonding through the agony of hotel room snores, and the shame of being a notorious “snorer” in adulthood (“When I’m heavy and drunk and on heaters, it’s a bed.” — Kevin [48:01])
• “Did you ever as a kid stand there and just watch an adult man sleeping and snoring?” launches a round of dad/uncle sleep trauma stories, crystallizing the universal “garbage” experience.

7. Food Takes: Milk with Dinner, Water Rituals, and Pasta Loyalties

(54:04 – 58:06)

• Soder defends trashy habits like “milk with dinner” and rejects the crimes of pairing eggnog with ravioli (and any pint glass of nog with food).
• The conversation dissolves into a passionate defense of ravioli (“It’s just not appreciated anymore. It’s the chicken tender of Italian food.” — Kevin [57:12]), and a shared nostalgia for “stuffed shells” and other Italian comfort foods.

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Notable Quotes & Time Stamps

• Dan Soder on diner beverage order:

  “Breakfast, lunch, or dinner: cup of coffee. Bring the coffee.” [02:54]

• Cranberry juice loyalty:

  “Three fingers of cranberry, neat. I won’t go ice. I’m not going warm, but no ice.” [06:17]

• Airport breakfast roast:

  “Airport breakfast is like single mom, three jobs breakfast…throw it down.” [13:05]

• Flea market magic:

  “It was Amazon before Amazon, if everything from Amazon was used and slightly broken and illegal.” [65:16]

• Baller moves by comic standards:

  “When you don’t have kids, you take care of your mom… I got the whole house outfitted—water heater, HVAC. That’s the most baller move.” [59:58]

• On not appreciating ravioli anymore:

  “It’s the chicken tender of Italian food. You eat it as kids and then move on…pales in comparison.” — Kevin [57:12] “Ravioli is a Tostino’s hot pocket that has both its parents.” — Dan [57:35]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:35 – 08:00: Diner rituals; coffee and cranberry juice debate
• 09:52 – 12:34: College jobs, brokeness, and “garbage” work-study
• 13:05 – 17:00: Airport breakfast and travel rituals
• 21:27 – 24:30: Touring comics, road life, Eugene breakfasts
• 29:04 – 38:00: Swim boogs, onstage nose mishaps, snoring stories
• 54:04 – 58:06: Food crimes: Milk and nog with dinner, ravioli nostalgia
• 63:01 – 70:43: Flea market weapons & dangerous childhood purchases

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Tone & Style

• Playful, self-deprecating, and unfiltered.
• Deeply nostalgic but relentlessly irreverent.
• A blend of affection for “garbage” traditions and honest confessions of adult confusion.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect intro to the “Are You Garbage?” universe: high-energy debates about lowbrow behavior, punctuated with family tales, diners, pop culture, and the ongoing quest to identify the “classiest trash.” If you love comedians busting chops over breakfast and childhood disasters, this will feel like home.

Transcript

[H. Foley]

Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Oh, yeah, it's that little show. We sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that if they're going to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tody's in a new edition. She just got her first shipment of venison in.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

A little chewy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. A little late in the season, I feel.

[H. Foley]

Venison sushi shipment. Come on. That's six hours down the drain. Mike co is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of are you garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for kj Kevin James Ryan.

[Kevin Ryan]

What up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make you rate if you subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify, baby. And the boys are in the middle of the charts, right where we want to be. I ain't at the top of the charge. Ain't showing off no meaty part of the curve. That's where. That's where the boys belong. Then obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. check it out.

[H. Foley]

Check it out, gang. And we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today. As I say, family at this point, one of the funniest, one of the most talented comedians out there in the whole goddamn univers, despite his misdirected fandom for The San Francisco 49ers.

[Dan Soder]

Can't be perfect.

[H. Foley]

Mr. Dan Soder, everybody.

[Dan Soder]

I also think it's a. At this point, it's just been established on garbage.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

This is just to go back to find the degree.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

This is like when you go back to Chernobyl to find out how bad it was.

[H. Foley]

We're clearly having fun now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

There's doctors up in a balcony looking down at you.

[Dan Soder]

You got one of those readers. Oh, it's really garbage in this part. It's real garbage.

[Kevin Ryan]

We gotta get out of here in a couple of seconds.

[H. Foley]

It's like when they tested Albert Pulhos when they tested his hand. Eye coordination.

[Dan Soder]

And it was just man, the fact that his fingering must have been incredible.

[Kevin Ryan]

He wasn't fingering chicks with your nuts.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, but he was probably like, this is how I start you off. I go start you off, then you go finish me off.

[H. Foley]

She goes around her room like a balloon.

[Dan Soder]

Look at her fly all over.

[H. Foley]

We've been talking about this. Now you're a diner guy.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I love a d. Love a diner.

[H. Foley]

Like a cup of coffee too.

[Dan Soder]

Love a cup of coffee. Love. That's how you start every diner meal.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's a hard hitting stuff we get into. You like coffee, Dan?

[Dan Soder]

I love it. I love it. All these podcasts want to break down politics, Comedy. Comedy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nope.

[Dan Soder]

I'll tell you, I start every diner meal.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hit us.

[Dan Soder]

Breakfast, lunch or dinner. Cup of coffee.

[H. Foley]

Cup of coffee.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gentlemen.

[Dan Soder]

Bring the coffee.

[Kevin Ryan]

The old.

[H. Foley]

The older I get, the more I appreciate coffee with non breakfast food.

[Dan Soder]

It's great.

[H. Foley]

It's coffee in a turkey club.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ooh, what are you doing?

[Dan Soder]

But I do this.

[H. Foley]

I got a case to solve.

[Dan Soder]

I'll do the coffee, order the food, get a drink with the food, of course, and then refresh the coffee when I'm done with the food.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is what we're getting into. What is that drink and what could it be? What is it at breakfast? What's the beverage order at breakfast?

[Dan Soder]

Breakfast is going to sound crazy. It's because I grew up drinking it. Cranberry juice. Whoa. What? Love cranberry juice. Departed scene pre all that shit. I just fell in love with Ocean Sprays cranberry cocktail when I was a kid and I loved it. OJ's fine. I go OJ sometimes.

[H. Foley]

Not at a diner though. It's. That's not good sulfuric acid.

[Dan Soder]

It is.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's brutal.

[Dan Soder]

But if they have a. I want a big cranberry juice. And I just fucking tell the difference between Ocean Spray and some garbage ass. Other.

[H. Foley]

The other brand.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you know if it comes out of the gun or is it bottled?

[Dan Soder]

I don't know. First taste, I need it to be sweet, but I need that. I need that cranberry snack.

[H. Foley]

I'll give it to you. How do you feel about the cranberry ginger ale around the holiday season?

[Dan Soder]

Love it. Love it. Schweppes does it better than anybody. Canada Dry does regular ginger ale better than anybody.

[H. Foley]

Agreed.

[Dan Soder]

But Schweppes cranberry. Get the fuck out of now.

[H. Foley]

When you were younger.

[Dan Soder]

I'm get one of those now, you son of a bitch. I'm going to get one on the walk. I'm turning on 6th Avenue. And my first mission is buying a cranberry Schweppes. I respect it, baby. Katie, we're drinking good tonight. My lady loves it, too.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is live. Live. Feed it.

[Dan Soder]

I'm calling her baby. I'm getting cranberry shrubs. I saw the ayg. Guys, we're getting cranberry shrubs.

[H. Foley]

Baby start yelling, baba Booie.

[Dan Soder]

Baba Booie. Baba Booie's penis.

[H. Foley]

Speaking of which, when you were a young man, I'm surprised you got the cranberry juice.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Shout out to moms for making that work.

[Dan Soder]

Well, that wasn't cheap. It's like cigarettes. It's like finding your brand of cigarettes. Sure, you start somewhere. You move a little. You move a little bit. So I started orange juice as we all. Then I was a big cran apple guy.

[H. Foley]

I was gonna ask you, did you get into the Cran apple?

[Dan Soder]

Was the first one.

[H. Foley]

Unbelievable.

[Dan Soder]

It's still good.

[H. Foley]

Unbelievable.

[Dan Soder]

And then cranberry. I mean, cran. What's the other one?

[H. Foley]

Cran Grape.

[Dan Soder]

Cran Grape.

[H. Foley]

There's also cran. Raspberry.

[Dan Soder]

No, cran. Raspberry. I don't know if the thing really. Yeah. So just.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're living out of Regan.

[Dan Soder]

And then I said. I started talking like, regan, we got apple.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cran apple. We got grape. Cran Grape. Genius. Let's take it easy.

[Dan Soder]

This is why he's a genius.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's why it's so good.

[Dan Soder]

But then I eventually was like, no. I put all childish things away.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. And I just went back to the.

[H. Foley]

Meat, became an adult cranberry juice.

[Dan Soder]

And this is, like, around middle school. So I'm getting pubes on my dick.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I'm drinking cranberry juice.

[Kevin Ryan]

Playing with your guys.

[Dan Soder]

I'm still playing with my.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got enough. You got enough childish things, but you got to man up on some stuff. Got a man of the house, picking shoes. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Cranberry juice is where I settled and I loved it. Ocean Spray. Cranberry juice then became my, like, drink. But then at the diner, when I got the coffee and I got the. Especially breakfast. Big plate of eggs, toast, half brown bacon. Why don't you give me a juice of some sort? I want cranberry.

[Kevin Ryan]

You do it.

[H. Foley]

A lime. Do it. A lemon in there.

[Dan Soder]

Nope.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Straight up og.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I just take it. Three fingers of cranberry, neat.

[H. Foley]

Ice.

[Dan Soder]

Cranberry, cranberry, neat. I won't go. I'll go. No ice.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? Whoa.

[H. Foley]

Not warm.

[Dan Soder]

No, I won't go warm.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Gotta go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is your cranberry chilled by anything.

[Dan Soder]

I'm sorry. Do you have room temperature cranberry shaking. That's there my friend. This is a diner.

[H. Foley]

But you need job. Give you a job.

[Dan Soder]

Okay. You are crazy. No crazy people here. I will. There's nothing better to me than having a cran Ocean spray cranberry thing in the. In the refrigerator.

[H. Foley]

Big ass bottle.

[Dan Soder]

Like on.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like the grip on. That's great.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Trish good grip.

[Dan Soder]

You better have a cranberry juice at the house.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can we go back to diner? Waiters are like the bouncers of New York City. They can't do. They are never scared. They will. They will. You'll see one. But if shit goes down, there'll be 12 of them. They'll all come out.

[Dan Soder]

They all have the energy of people that teach self defense classes.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

Where they go now my friend? I put my hand on the knife. With this hand I remove the knife that gives me. They just know.

[H. Foley]

Did they do that? Switch the gun real quick.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

No. So now this gun. My God. Make sure you tip. Yeah. I went because I lived in a story not included. Astoria. I. You know, I was in Astoria for 15 years and we would go. It's now closed.

[H. Foley]

The first thing this is. What the. I swear to God, this is the first thing you ever said to me.

[Dan Soder]

Neptune Diner. Yes, Neptune Diner.

[H. Foley]

Go on Friday to get the lobster bisquest first.

[Dan Soder]

And I know it was a lobster. I know it was shrimp. I know shrimp in a lobster suit.

[H. Foley]

Did they have the lobster tank? Bel Air Diner has a lobster still filled with shrimp. I don't know what those tanks.

[Dan Soder]

Oh yes, they did around what they would do. What Neptune would do is you would walk in and they'd have ice and they'd have all the fish right there.

[Kevin Ryan]

No shit.

[Dan Soder]

And they'd be like.

[Kevin Ryan]

Right goddamn market.

[Dan Soder]

That's what it. Those Greeks.

[H. Foley]

I had a steak there one time that blew my doors back. Neptune Diner was so the reason we're asking you all this. Okay. It's been some pushback from a friend of ours from. From the Mediterranean.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, Stavi. What did I mean. He's got diner in his blood.

[H. Foley]

He's got diner in his blood. The one thing that's been. Been a sore spot in negotiations with Mr. Mr. Halkias. All respect to him.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, I'm sorry to cut you off. You have seen us. The last time we saw you, we were in this setting we were talking about.

[H. Foley]

Yes, we were.

[Kevin Ryan]

We saw you at our airport breakfast.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. When I was flying into New Orleans for Skankfest. And we were leaving, and you were leaving, and we were posted up. We were very jealous. We ended up having a great time, but we did not want to go. We were on the road all week and we were showing up and you guys were like. It was like, show came in with.

[Kevin Ryan]

A little bit of a tube.

[Dan Soder]

Sagalo nailed it. He goes, we're showing up at the park. We worked late at the restaurant. Yeah, this is exactly what Sagalo said. He goes, this is like when you get off work at the restaurant and everyone's at the party and you're leaving. And I go, and we're just going to the kitchen to take shots. Yeah, we're just like, in the kitchen. Like, what happened? Oh, we missed a fight. And then you're just, like, catching up.

[H. Foley]

You didn't shower. Still smell a little bit like the restaurant.

[Dan Soder]

Dude, you got your non slips on. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're coming in with your fucking black slacks. Yeah. With ranch on it. And just trying to get fucked up. That's how it felt going. Last day of skank.

[H. Foley]

We had a boy in our fraternity house, God love him. He worked his way through college at a hoagie shop. And he would show up to every party, kicking like a landlord in the 30s. Just onion scent. Still closed, though. Still did well with the lady.

[Dan Soder]

When I worked at Silver Mine Subs, delivering sand sandwiches, one with a mile high. So at Universe. No, they would always. It was always named after Prospector, so it was called, like, the Cripple Creek. That's what it's called. Like, it's a very Colorado centric sandwich shop.

[H. Foley]

Give me the Gold Rush.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Yes. There was. I think there was one called the Gold Rush. There's one called, like, the Vein or something. But I had to deliver sandwiches for them, the Chinese. Before I started working. Yeah. Before the Canary. And you go, it's laced. I wouldn't eat it. But they. I would deliver sandwiches, but I'd also have to make them. And then I would get off work and go to parties and be in my Silver Mine subs. Fucking uni.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's always. That's a conversation you have as you're driving over. It's not that bad. Right. Because you're used to it.

[Dan Soder]

I'll tell you what's worse. Delivering subs to the hot girl dorm where all the cool kids live. And they're like, what do you go.

[Kevin Ryan]

To U of A.

[Dan Soder]

And you're like, yes, I'm a sophomore.

[H. Foley]

Are you a huge whore?

[Dan Soder]

Chance, can I Please fuck you. Because the only reason I'm a delivery driver is that this will work out in some sort of porn thing.

[H. Foley]

I told them when I was in college, I had. So I had financial aid and I had a grant to play football.

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

But there was something in either my financial aid or my grant where I had to work for the school.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, no.

[H. Foley]

So I would be first of. I cut class a lot. I'd be out party and stuff like that. And I remember being like hung the fuck over and raking leaves, like on main campus in the zip up jumpsuit. Chicks were walking. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

No one talks about that. Working in college, brutal is embarrassing. Because hot girls.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Because they're not getting hit on, by the way, by rich kids that have to have jobs. These kids are like, Saturday, do you want to go hiking? And I'm like, I have to. I have to open at Silver Mine.

[H. Foley]

Subs open mean.

[Dan Soder]

And then I have to put the fucking big thing on my car. The magnet. Yeah. On the Dodge Stratus.

[H. Foley]

Like a cop.

[Dan Soder]

Like punk. The Silver Mine subs. The light. Could you plug it into your. It plugged into the lighter. That's what I plugged into.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're unplugging it to smoke sink.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shut the fuck up.

[Dan Soder]

I knew, dude, they had to do a ride along with me because I was coming back right along because the manager was like, I gotta do a ride along with you. You're taking too much time.

[Kevin Ryan]

Because I would stop always. They always wait. There's no way. 20 minutes and 20, you were dead to ride.

[Dan Soder]

They thought I was like going and going to bars and shit. And really I was just sitting in my car contemplating suicide.

[H. Foley]

You're not running red lights or nothing.

[Dan Soder]

Yelling, we need you back here on Friday nights. Because we have sandwiches and you go, yeah, I make three deliveries. And then I just sit in a parking lot and I just smoke a cigarette.

[H. Foley]

Look at my gun.

[Dan Soder]

I go, maybe if I don't knock, they'll kill me.

[H. Foley]

Arizona, you start going through the second floor bedroom window.

[Dan Soder]

Dan, you're doing it wrong. I go, not doing it right. I can't work here. Quitting there was so awesome.

[H. Foley]

So the controversy is we get coffees in the morning when we have breakfast. And also the whole airport breakfast thing.

[Kevin Ryan]

Which, you know, we're big airport breakfast guys.

[Dan Soder]

Really?

[Kevin Ryan]

Every time.

[Dan Soder]

I have never had a good one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, we don't get.

[Dan Soder]

I mean, I've never had a good airport.

[Kevin Ryan]

We get some bad ones.

[H. Foley]

This could get ugly.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is airport breakfast. I thought we're gonna have a good day here, Dan.

[Dan Soder]

Airport breakfast is like single mom, three jobs breakfast.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[Dan Soder]

Throw it down. And they go, I got a lot going on.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's what it is.

[H. Foley]

You can't.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's never always right. There's a lot of mistakes.

[Dan Soder]

I'll see my. There's no good airport breakfast. I've never had a good airport meal. I've never had a meal at a restaurant where I've gone, Sure, I get that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, we go. The crux of the discussion is the Palm at the jfk. We go there and get breakfast when we fly.

[Dan Soder]

That's too much.

[H. Foley]

That's too much.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're just right.

[Dan Soder]

You're paying for the wrong experience. Go to the actual Palm.

[H. Foley]

We're going to start vetting these guys. But you guys are going to play ball.

[Dan Soder]

You guys are.

[Kevin Ryan]

No way.

[Dan Soder]

No way. That's a flash pass for like one ride. Where you go, no, if you're going to do it, go do it with all the rides. Don't do one ride.

[H. Foley]

We're hungry. Is the state. I don't mind holding the baby while she takes the order.

[Dan Soder]

I don't like it. I don't like it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, I get. We're learning. I'm learning.

[H. Foley]

Not everyone can see because it's Danny. So I'm not.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm saying I'm learning.

[H. Foley]

Hold your ground. Listen, this is why we're gonna lose in the first round of the playoffs.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm just kidding.

[Dan Soder]

Or if Sirianni cries to the anthem again. Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

[H. Foley]

He's a patriot.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. They're fucking red.

[H. Foley]

How dare you?

[Kevin Ryan]

They're the reddest.

[H. Foley]

You don't get choked up on a flyby.

[Dan Soder]

I love me a national anthem, but I want to see a tense jawed, clear eyed coach. Not one going.

[H. Foley]

Who booked this guy?

[Kevin Ryan]

Luke cut this killing us.

[Dan Soder]

As someone's like super bowling it, you know? And they go.

[Kevin Ryan]

He'S biting his knuckle.

[Dan Soder]

And then he was like. He was like chippy. And then he's like, what's up, bitch? And you're like, no, no, no, you were crying.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, he loves this.

[H. Foley]

We're replacing all this with Purdy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Achilles injured.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Oh, fuck you guys. Oh, my God, you guys breaking him. Hassan Redick breaking Brock Purdy and then him breaking your guys. Then he never played again. I'm going to go the Jets. Never mind.

[H. Foley]

It's terrible me to say. Great kid, good kid, nice guy.

[Dan Soder]

So your stance is.

[H. Foley]

It's not that we're not going to get into that with you because you're too smart for us.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm just. I just want to. I do.

[H. Foley]

Too smart for. Oh, no, you've already kind of won the argument.

[Kevin Ryan]

I know. And I'm like trying to, like, I'm trying to do gymnastics to approve my point and still keep my backbone and not cry during the national anthem. That's what I'm trying to do.

[H. Foley]

You look over, I'm crying.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm starting to real. I thought we lived in the majority. Cause we're idiots. And I thought you get to the air. Listen, we travel. A lot of us. We get to the, you know, as a crew, we meet up there, we make sure everybody's there on time, and then we grab a breakfast. That's what we do. And we love it.

[Dan Soder]

I like that as a crew. Now you. Now you've changed things because it's. As a crew.

[H. Foley]

You're also a different breed. You were out there banging solo. I'm flying out on Friday morning to go do the clubs.

[Dan Soder]

This is what I mean. So it's a. I'm. I'm coming at it from a different perspective.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're like, for me to get to the airport early and we're going to hang. We're having a diner. We're recreating a diner. Diner. Hang when we can.

[H. Foley]

Oh, he's gonna sneeze, Danny. So who sneezes on a podcast?

[Dan Soder]

Ah, pieces of shit.

[H. Foley]

Start trying to make fun.

[Dan Soder]

Nothing.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, where's a hat, huh?

[Dan Soder]

Can I tell you where I agree with you guys? I love going? Airport, breakfast, comedy festivals.

[H. Foley]

Okay, you got your homies.

[Dan Soder]

I get it.

[H. Foley]

Okay, you got your homies.

[Dan Soder]

I get it.

[H. Foley]

I remember Jay saying, like, when he was doing the clubs that he would bring his PlayStation with him and just sit in a hotel and play PlayStation. And I remember from, like, our experience.

[Kevin Ryan]

You still do that.

[Dan Soder]

I love that. I love that so much.

[Kevin Ryan]

I said, he's gonna cry. He's crying.

[H. Foley]

He's crying right now.

[Dan Soder]

And the whole post sneeze, you can look, cry, sneeze in a fight with your girlfriend. It'll look like you're having a moment. You go and you go. I just, I get what you're saying.

[H. Foley]

But I remember thinking like, damn, that's a fucking soldier.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, dude, that's.

[H. Foley]

I'd be scared to fly by myself.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, dude, I love.

[H. Foley]

Without Luke with me, we're so.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're so co dependent. It's a. Yeah, it's crazy.

[H. Foley]

We don't go through security without each Other.

[Dan Soder]

That's crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

We don't. We wait.

[Dan Soder]

Sir, sir, you can't hold hands through the metal detector. Sir, sir, he's gonna see you on the other side.

[H. Foley]

I don't have my belt on, lad.

[Kevin Ryan]

Dude, the one time we tried to go through security separately, he got there before me. He went through. We were. It was just me and him flying somewhere. He went probably Austin or something. He went in first and he's like, I'm just gonna go through now. And then I get to security and she goes, so you're Kevin Ryan? I go, what the fuck does that mean? She goes, there was a gentleman here not that long ago using your boarding pass to get on the plane. I said, was he a bigger guy? She goes, yeah. I go, yeah, I think I know.

[H. Foley]

Crying his eyes out funny.

[Dan Soder]

Where's my Kevin?

[H. Foley]

I need a co host.

[Dan Soder]

I need my co host and I need him.

[H. Foley]

I'm a co headliner, God damn it. I only got 25 good minutes, Kip. Aura frames or aura?

[Kevin Ryan]

Aura. Aura.

[H. Foley]

I wanted to ask you before we do the ad. I got a last minute gift that I got to get for my cousin. I don't know what to get.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I stop you right there? Don't even finish the sentence.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

It's aura frames.

[H. Foley]

Aura frames. God, what was I thinking? I should have thought of aura frames. Gang. You want to wow people, you get an aura frame. You get the aunts, you get the uncles, you get the grandparents. Everybody wants to keep up with what you and the family is doing. The easiest way to do that is a digital frame. And from order frames, you throw it up on the mantle, you put it up on the counter in the kitchen, make it nice and cozy. Yes. And they get to keep up what's going on. It's the gift that literally keeps on giving all year round.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. You can preload the photos before shifts. Personalize your gift. Share photos and videos effortly, gift box included. Listen, if you've heard the show before. Every. Every woman in my family, my mother in law, my wife. My wife's got 10 of them. Every. All these broads out there, they're getting. They get it and they love it. I would stop giving them if they didn't love it. My sister in law, oh my God. My brother, oh my God. My. Everyone gets. Everyone's getting it for a limited time. I wish I didn't give them to everybody so I could give them to everybody again. It's that easy. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

It's like watching the movies for the first time.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

About that. Yes, Kate, what do you know about Rocket Money? Are you the kind of guy that likes to have a bunch of subscriptions that you don't really know about and pay a bunch of money at the end of the month? You probably are, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

Uh huh. I'm an idiot.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, you're an idiot. I know that's a discussion off air but you don't have to be an idiot. Get Rocket Money. They find these subscriptions that you don't want and they cancel it for you. End up saving a bunch of cash. Then you got a little bit of cash to do yourself a favor. Have a little fun around the holidays.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, listen, I'm a little. I got excited. Listen, I messed up. I lost. I lost a couple of two tree credit cards.

[H. Foley]

I didn't know that you were being charged.

[Kevin Ryan]

I had to sign back. I. I've recently signed back. I added my new cards to my Rocket Money account and they were like oh idiot. Bing pal. Boom. You're being overcharged for this one at one streaming services things. I was over. I was over in Germany. I signed up to watch some sort of. To watch a football game. Boom. I got booted. They've been wetting their beak on that for the past three months.

[H. Foley]

Listen, I wonder how much money Rocket Money saves people every year.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think if you use all the apps features it's about 740 frickin dollars. Oh, take that Ted. A bank or something like that.

[H. Foley]

Take it out of the bank.

[Kevin Ryan]

Take it out. Keep it in the bank.

[H. Foley]

Shut it in the bank.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cancel your unwanted subscriptions. Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps you find and cancel unwanted subscriptions. It monitors your spending and helps you lower your bills so you can grow all your savings. Rocket Money has saved over $2.5 billion including 8. That's crazy. Including $880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. There are 10 million members. Save up to $740 a year when you use all the apps premium features and cancel your unwanted subscription to reach Your financial goals. Faster with rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com garbage a day. That's RocketMoney.com garbage one more time. RocketMoney.com garbage.

[Dan Soder]

Get.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

I've only recently started to learn how to travel with people. Oh.

[Kevin Ryan]

And I. Yes. Well, we're.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's not us. Civilians.

[Dan Soder]

Brutal operators. Yeah. When I travel, I mean, I'm talking about on the road with like other comics on the show. And now I have like, I get huffy. I go like, let's go.

[H. Foley]

How's Sags? Is he an operator?

[Dan Soder]

Oh, dude, he moves. I don't even have to worry about him. I'll see you at the gate.

[H. Foley]

No kidding.

[Dan Soder]

We'll get on the flight.

[H. Foley]

He's a good kid. Good guy.

[Dan Soder]

And then you do the thing where you go, 5:15 in the lobby. Because I'm Danny Sunshine. If you're traveling with me, we're on the first flight out.

[Kevin Ryan]

First flight out in the morning.

[Dan Soder]

I'm trying to get out every time.

[Kevin Ryan]

Danny Sunshine.

[H. Foley]

Danny Rooster.

[Dan Soder]

Danny Sunrise. Danny Cockatoo.

[H. Foley]

Danny Sunrise.

[Dan Soder]

Danny Sunrise.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's waiting in the lobby with a big glass of cranberry juice.

[Dan Soder]

Good morning. My piss is perfect.

[Kevin Ryan]

What took you so long? Sagalo.

[Dan Soder]

But like, Sean Murphy and Sagolo were out with me the past couple weeks.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a pretty good. That's a eclectic squad you got. I mean, Murphy and Sagala love them both. Couldn't be more different people on paper.

[Dan Soder]

But you bring them together. That's the bass player and the drummer.

[Kevin Ryan]

The rhythm section.

[H. Foley]

The experience.

[Dan Soder]

That's the dance Otter Experience. The Danny Sunshine Experience.

[H. Foley]

Are you gonna cranberry?

[Dan Soder]

Oh, a lot of feedback. But we did like, we flew to like Vancouver and that was like, first flight out because we had to get across the country.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[Dan Soder]

Those flights coming back then we did Vancouver to Eugene, Oregon. And I was like, oh, boy. Boys. We leave at 5. Our flight boards at 5:30.

[H. Foley]

That's like 2:30 at the airport.

[Dan Soder]

Well, that's Canada.

[Kevin Ryan]

How am I going to get breakfast that early? So eating at 88.

[Dan Soder]

Let me tell you how perfect it was. We fly to Eugene. We get to Eugene at 10:30 in the morning.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Dan Soder]

Hotel's not even close.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's the problem with getting there too early.

[Dan Soder]

But went to a dispensary next to the. Next to the hotel. Bought a half ounce, $32. Because in Eugene, they live in the 70s. Me and Sagalo, not Sean, smoke a fat fucking joint.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just imagine you two just getting fucking wrecked in a parking lot and then.

[Dan Soder]

Walked to a waffle place that had the best waffles I've had in years. So I got my breakfast at 10:45 in the morning, and then we're done. I'm full, I'm high. Went and took a three hour nap, woke up, walked around Eugene, then did the show.

[Kevin Ryan]

I respect that.

[H. Foley]

I was gonna say you said you're done. You still have a show to do early in, though.

[Dan Soder]

But early in you get the whole day.

[Kevin Ryan]

I get that.

[Dan Soder]

Because I don't like getting there, then going to the show. I don't like putting my stuff down.

[Kevin Ryan]

You need a little bit of. You need a buffer. Yeah, need a good buffer. Nice shower, maybe some TV, first 48, a hand job, something.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, you, dude, watch you jerk off, nap, watch some college football, get ready for it again. Unbelievable.

[H. Foley]

So you're a weekend dude. We're doing this on a Tuesday, Wednesday, you know, it's a lonely time.

[Dan Soder]

You guys should do Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

[H. Foley]

I mean, we do Tuesday, then we go to another town and do Wednesday, another town and do Thursday on a perfect run.

[Kevin Ryan]

It'll be like Wednesday, Thursday, and then. Or like club. Club nights. And then the weekends would be theaters. I mean, we did that around blue collar guys followed you around the Pacific Northwest. We were bebopping and scouting.

[Dan Soder]

That was crazy. That was when I started my tour.

[Kevin Ryan]

I take. Yeah, I know. I texted you. I'm like, oh, we're in Seattle. First night. You're like, yep, that explains it. I was like, we were both looking at ticket counts. Like, yep, for sure.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, God. Nothing sucks more than seeing someone that you love and you're friends with. And you go, well, we're hurting each other right now.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm like. I was like, we should. And then, dude, the next weekend we went to Boston and Chrissy D's doing the. And we're like, what the fuck is everybody doing here? First time. And our agents all talk to each other.

[Dan Soder]

First time I ever did Royal Oak Music hall, which I just did. And it was awesome. But the first time I did it, two years ago, it was. I was fighting to sell tickets and they went, tim Dillon's at the Fox doing two shows. And you went, son of a bitch.

[Kevin Ryan]

Timmy.

[H. Foley]

Tim, we passed Joe. Listen, remember we passed Joe List on a Friday.

[Kevin Ryan]

We were coming home at LaGuardia. Yeah. Like, our run was over on Friday.

[H. Foley]

And he was leaving. And we go. And we go, where are you coming or going? He's like, I'm going. You two are the only idiots coming back on a Friday.

[Dan Soder]

That's great.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got my whole weekend.

[Dan Soder]

But how great is it when you do.

[Kevin Ryan]

Suckers are out there.

[Dan Soder]

I. There's something I. We just did a Saturday and there is something nice to. It feels like a half day of school where you go flying in and I'm coming back.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And that's it. Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, dude, the thing about, like the. The thing about the weekends is. Or though during the week, it's like you're not going up against anybody. You're at the club, it's fucking. You're stringing together, you got a great door deal. String together a couple of nights, you're.

[Dan Soder]

Talking to weekday shows.

[H. Foley]

This is how we explain it to ourselves. Who wants to be in a place for two days?

[Kevin Ryan]

I know there's a lot of traveling.

[Dan Soder]

The eggs are better in the airport.

[H. Foley]

But this tour, we're doing some weekends. 20, 26.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're doing club weekend.

[Dan Soder]

That's fun.

[Kevin Ryan]

Which is fun. We've never. So we've never done boys.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, it'll be fun as hell.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Excited.

[H. Foley]

We're excited. Anyway.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Back to our original distract me.

[H. Foley]

Our original argument. How do you feel about a Diet Coke for breakfast at a diner?

[Dan Soder]

Totally fine with it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Excellent.

[Dan Soder]

Or you could subsprite.

[H. Foley]

Perfect. Send that over to Stavi and Elvis.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, but he. I mean, I feel like he's, like.

[H. Foley]

He knows what he's doing.

[Dan Soder]

You know how, like, old school NFL guys hated celebrations in the end zone and then they just got over it? That's what that is for Stavi. Yeah, it's old school diner, hate the star. You need juice, you'll need coffee. And you go, no, I love a soda. A Diet Coke. I'm a Sprite guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Old school, full blown Sprite.

[Dan Soder]

I'll go. If I get like a breakfast burrito, give me a Sprite. I'll even go Coke.

[H. Foley]

Heavy gentleman's move.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ch.

[H. Foley]

Stavi's old school. He likes to remember the little mini orange juice they give you.

[Kevin Ryan]

I hate that.

[Dan Soder]

Hate it. That's a shock.

[Kevin Ryan]

And like a yellow tinted glass. Fuck that. I need a big guy.

[Dan Soder]

When I go to a diner, I usually get breakfast with vecchiono On Tuesdays, this is what we do.

[Kevin Ryan]

You guys talk about codependent?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I mean, you want to talk about codependent?

[Kevin Ryan]

You both read the pages.

[H. Foley]

Do you guys talk?

[Dan Soder]

We just breathe heavy through our nose and eat.

[H. Foley]

I've been at like two or three Weddings of Vecchion and he treats us like he's our stepfather. He sits down and he goes, how you guys doing? Everything Good. Yeah, everything's going great. He's like, all right, dude.

[Kevin Ryan]

I called. I caught him at a coffee bar one time at a wedding. We're both in suits and he hit me. He's like staring like non dairy creamer. I don't even know where he got. He's like staring. He's like, having a good time. I'm like, I am Mr. Vecchiona. We're like friends, but like in these weird situations where we cross paths, the power dynamic is so shifted.

[Dan Soder]

Still doing that potential.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that looks good. It's good for you guys.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

I run it by Danny on Tuesday.

[Dan Soder]

When I see him tell Edge Foley I said hi.

[H. Foley]

You guys give breakfast every Tuesday.

[Dan Soder]

The past couple months hasn't been consistent.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can't go out during the week.

[Dan Soder]

Then we're usually consistent. And I've said that now we have so much gray in our hair. We just look like we run a high profile security firm.

[Kevin Ryan]

Slide over a manila folder.

[Dan Soder]

It just looks like the two of us are going like, all right, well, I'm not going back to Guam, but I could send the team. Do we want to look at.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got the kid's birthday?

[H. Foley]

Like that scene with Brolin and the guy from Boardwalk Empire in Sicario too, when he's getting this. That's so great.

[Dan Soder]

That's how we feel when we're at diners.

[H. Foley]

You're not going to Ukraine, are you?

[Dan Soder]

I got.

[H. Foley]

I got Russians on the payroll, brother.

[Dan Soder]

Don't do that to me.

[H. Foley]

I love that scene.

[Dan Soder]

I need a tissue because I'm fucking.

[Kevin Ryan]

Please. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

So after that sneeze, my boog popped out. I had to go check the tunnels.

[H. Foley]

Quality bug.

[Dan Soder]

Have you ever been on stage and had a bug pop out? Yeah, because you laugh and you can feel it pop.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Dan Soder]

And then you have to do the yes throw away.

[Kevin Ryan]

You gotta hope you got enough velocity to get it off the hand.

[Dan Soder]

It is. But what I want. What I was saying while you were in the bathroom, subject I want to bring up about bugs.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hard hitting stuff.

[Dan Soder]

Swim bugs.

[H. Foley]

Oh, my God.

[Dan Soder]

Do you get swim bugs?

[Kevin Ryan]

Not that bad. Not as bad as.

[Dan Soder]

Some of us get it worse than others.

[H. Foley]

I get caterpillar, slimers.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whether you're having a conversation with a kid and they just hanging.

[Dan Soder]

So what I do is when I dive into a water, I go and I breathe it out all my nose. Because back in the day when I didn't, I would come up and it would all like be across her face. So I'm Usually good at clearing out the sinuses under the water.

[Kevin Ryan]

Take care of it early.

[Dan Soder]

And then I, I. I go over my face.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got a light?

[Dan Soder]

And then I pop up.

[H. Foley]

I think we're all gonna go to the woods afterwards and drink. You got a fucking slimer hanging out.

[Dan Soder]

Big J moved into a place with a pool. And this summer, Katie and I are swimming at his place. And I told her, I go, I get ancient bugs. These are bugs from, like, three years ago that are up here. Slugs that. Slugs that pop out in the water just come.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fucking couple of night crawlers.

[Dan Soder]

So I'm talking, and I'm on the side of the pool, and I'm like, pulling this joint out of the package or whatever, and I'm like. And I'm away from. It's like a bunch of people are there. And Katie goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She goes, don't turn that way. And I was, like, gonna turn towards everybody. And she goes, no, no, look at me, look at me. And I got what? She goes, you have a poker coming across your face.

[Kevin Ryan]

Across your face.

[Dan Soder]

And I went like that. And I felt it. I was like, oh, no. It was, like, full side of the, like, side of the car. I came out of the pool, and it was just stuck.

[Kevin Ryan]

And you're just sitting there like, anybody want to get high?

[Dan Soder]

I go, I go, yeah, I don't know. I'm down to do, like, burgers and.

[Kevin Ryan]

Dogs and it's just fucking.

[H. Foley]

You turn around to do a sentimental toast. I just want to tell you guys.

[Dan Soder]

I love you so much.

[Kevin Ryan]

Congratulations on the perfect purchase. Jay. I love this place.

[Dan Soder]

I've done. I've had it so many times. And it's swimming. If I go into the water.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, in the shower. I'll get it bad. I get a best shower.

[Dan Soder]

I let it all go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I fight to get it out. I go, I farmer blow. I do a lot of farmer blows.

[H. Foley]

A girl taught me one time, she said her dad, when he's in the shower, use your teeth so much. And I still live by that today. Made me a lot of money. Her dad would, in the shower, takes a little bit of water in his hand and does, like, a half snort.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like a neti pot.

[H. Foley]

Blasts it out.

[Dan Soder]

I might try that.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Kevin Ryan]

You do a neti pot?

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

I've heard.

[Dan Soder]

Fuck.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think you can go bad.

[Dan Soder]

I've done it before. You can get, like, infections and shit.

[H. Foley]

If you got to use distilled water.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, but I still have you ever done it?

[Kevin Ryan]

Cranberries.

[Dan Soder]

Cranberry juice. That's so funny. It's working. It's cold, but it's working. This isn't the room temperature like I normally for, but you do it and it feels. When you feel it go through, it's crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

You know what other good. What. What are real good bugs? They were introduced to me as drywall boogies.

[H. Foley]

Oh, the best.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like the dust. It takes a couple hours to get in there, and then they. It matures. And by the end of that day. Hachi machi gang.

[Dan Soder]

Let's get to the real boog talk. Okay. Which is when you knock down a wall. Yeah. And you're sleeping in a hotel. And you feel it dried up. And then you take the whole thing out. And then that first breath. That first breath, it's like Mile High Stadium.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

When you put it in, you go, oh, it's so.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can hear it hit the wall.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, I love it. And then you fall back asleep because you know I'm breathing better than you Got more oxygen.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're running high. God damn.

[H. Foley]

How do you feel?

[Dan Soder]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

At a diner.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

And they put the coffee pot on the table. I don't.

[Dan Soder]

I don't need that much responsibility.

[H. Foley]

Are you kidding me?

[Dan Soder]

I don't want it. I don't want it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Noah.

[H. Foley]

Who put you up to this?

[Dan Soder]

I don't want it.

[H. Foley]

Who put you up to this?

[Dan Soder]

I don't. Now, I feel an obligation to drink at a faster rate, but I don't want that.

[H. Foley]

Not the regular pot. It's a pot.

[Dan Soder]

If we get lost, and if we get lost in conversation. Can I get you another coffee? That check in, I like. I like the check in of the waiter. The waiter going, like, more coffee? And you go, you know what? This guy. And I also know who's a good waiter then. Coming through. Oh, that's a good coffee.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not swaying me. I like a pot, but that's not a bad taste.

[Dan Soder]

This is like Korean barbecue, motherfucker. I ain't gonna. I ain't here to grill it. You grill it. I'm gonna make myself sick.

[H. Foley]

I like grilling it.

[Dan Soder]

I don't like it. I'm not working. I don't work at Hibachi. Let me flip the shrimp into your mouth. Like you just sit down at a. Grill this. Grill it for me. I'm paying you money. Grill it for me.

[H. Foley]

Hey. Waving the flag.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I'm like, I don't want this. And they just put raw meat on. They go. There you go. You figure it out.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's not bad. I mean, I was very confused the first time.

[H. Foley]

I like using the scissors to cut it up.

[Dan Soder]

I don't like that. Where are these scissors been open? In Amazon boxes. Where do they use it?

[H. Foley]

No, man, somebody got to him.

[Dan Soder]

I go, I. If I go to a restaurant, I'm not trying to work. Sure pour my coffee. What about hot pot? I don't like hot pot. I don't like hot.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, jerk off for you. Listen, I don't like cooking my own shit.

[Dan Soder]

Okay, you know what though? Let me tell you right now. I have done hot pot and it's fun. So good. Yeah, it can be so good. Especially if you have someone maestroing where they go, why don't you bring in the other meat? Okay. And then while we bring in the vegetables a little more from the vegetables down the meat. Oh, I love it. All right, hot pot, I'm on board.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, we got em.

[Dan Soder]

Korean barbecue. You still. Fuck off.

[H. Foley]

My brother in law taught me me that at the end of the hot pot, you save a little room and you say, throw me to some of them ramen noodles. You throw the noodles in there, all the flavor, everything.

[Dan Soder]

What just absorbs. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

You whispered that, hey, can I get some ramen noodles?

[H. Foley]

And they go, what are you out of your mind?

[Dan Soder]

Who told you that?

[Kevin Ryan]

Your. Your cousin did. Oh, your, your cousin Steve is your cousin?

[Dan Soder]

I don't know rules. Like whenever I go to a restaurant where I don't speak, like even if.

[Kevin Ryan]

I were to say you don't speak the language.

[Dan Soder]

But I'm serious, if you go to like a good, like there's a great Mexican restaurant in Tucson and English isn't.

[Kevin Ryan]

The first language spoken.

[Dan Soder]

They just go, we're so good, we don't have to speak.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Which I respect.

[Dan Soder]

And then I go, I kind of need this done. And that's when you feel like very white.

[H. Foley]

Hello.

[Dan Soder]

Hi. I don't want no frijoles, no beans, no caliente. Shut the fuck up. So that's why. I don't know, there is. It is a weird dance. Coffee pot.

[H. Foley]

You have booger on your nose.

[Dan Soder]

Did you go swimming today? The boogers across your face. I just can't do the. The pot of coffee makes me feel anxious, like I need to drink more coffee.

[Kevin Ryan]

I get that as a guy with.

[H. Foley]

Sounds like a you problem though.

[Dan Soder]

It might be. It might be. But if I go to the diner, why don't you, why don't you refresh it? And they go refresh your coffee.

[H. Foley]

You're thinking about me as a former server. You have me there. That's a great point.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. You just go, all right.

[H. Foley]

It is a nice. Breaking the conversation. It's a nice. Yeah, I think it's a check.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like a nice. Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Can I get some ranch for this?

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah. It's good rhythm.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I never got my cranberry. Oh.

[H. Foley]

Ooh. Is there ever a situation where what is your. Do you drink it black or you put a little cream in it?

[Dan Soder]

A little cream.

[H. Foley]

So do you like to get it all the way down or will you take. Will you take a top? When do you take a topper?

[Dan Soder]

I want to kill it.

[H. Foley]

You want to kill it?

[Dan Soder]

And then I need you to refill it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really?

[Dan Soder]

If I got a half, don't. Because now we're getting the mathematics of the half and half. I know. Standard size diner mug, two half and halfs, two little craters.

[Kevin Ryan]

Double up on it.

[Dan Soder]

And then I'm good.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gotcha. That makes sense.

[Dan Soder]

And then I let it go all the way down, and then. No, no, hold on.

[H. Foley]

Can I ask you this? Do you remember how your dad took his coffee black? He took it black with a marble, red with Rumpelman.

[Dan Soder]

I mean, I'm not joking. Probably vodka.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

But because I. Because I've morphed into my. The way my. And I never. My dad. When I was a kid.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kid.

[H. Foley]

Coffee splash. A half and half. And in my head I'm like, I would never. And now that's how I.

[Dan Soder]

What did you. Did you like it with cream and sugar?

[Kevin Ryan]

Of course.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Because you're a kid.

[H. Foley]

A fat kid.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Coffee ice cream.

[Dan Soder]

Can I tell you, around the holidays, I go back to cream and sugar?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I had one this morning, a Dunkin Donuts. Three creams, two sugars.

[Kevin Ryan]

What size is that?

[Dan Soder]

Medium.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Dan Soder]

Holy phenomenal.

[H. Foley]

That's like a Jolt Cola.

[Dan Soder]

It was great, though. I was fist fighting my therapist. I came in like I was on Method Dude.

[Kevin Ryan]

I used to.

[Dan Soder]

Hey, I don't talk about you being such a pussy. I'm always talking about you being a pussy. You want to judge me about crying about my dad? Fight me, you old Jew.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is it Alan?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. He's like, all right, good. I'll fight you. You. You're a pussy. He called me a pussy when I wouldn't quit drinking.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's awesome.

[H. Foley]

Straight shooter.

[Dan Soder]

I love it. It's like you're a fucking pussy and you go, I love you.

[H. Foley]

He'd give him a hug.

[Dan Soder]

You're my new dad.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're my New dad.

[Dan Soder]

You're my new dad. But, yeah, around Christmas, I go back to sodas because you want to talk about growing up. And you take the coffee like your dad. I thought people that drank seltzers were out of their fucking.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, I just got on these. I just got on.

[Dan Soder]

I was like, what did you use, like, bubbly water? You fucking weirdo.

[H. Foley]

That's a mixer.

[Dan Soder]

I love seltzers.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, that's the way I look at cranberry juice. To me and my family, that was only a mixer. It was in the house at all times because it was half full from party or whatever.

[Dan Soder]

Vodka.

[Kevin Ryan]

Vodka cranberry was the only time I've ever seen anybody drink cranberry juice.

[Dan Soder]

I love seltzers now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I go through fucking five a day.

[Kevin Ryan]

Our boy calls them work beers.

[Dan Soder]

They're work beers. And I go.

[Kevin Ryan]

They feel. Do you feel?

[Dan Soder]

You open it and you go, it's cold. It's a can. I'm drinking it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was on the heaters. I'd crack one. It was like. You're like, I'm outside of the bar right now. Crush me time.

[Dan Soder]

We're going on our road trip tomorrow, so I got to do some.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where are you going?

[Dan Soder]

We drive.

[Kevin Ryan]

Chicago.

[H. Foley]

Yelling at him.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got excited. We're talking Sigs, road trips, and work beers.

[Dan Soder]

So. So it's Sigs. It's Sigs on the drive. When you're young, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

Good song. Sigs were my favorite. Sigs good song comes on. You and your boy shout out, pat, you lower that window. Big fan of yours, by the way.

[Dan Soder]

Better. And light up a heater, I'll tell you.

[Kevin Ryan]

And traffic Sigs. Good song. Sigs. Traffic Sigs.

[Dan Soder]

Nothing's better than that. But when you get off Sigs and you can't smoke, what I do is I get a low THC weed. I get about a 17% THC weed. Dad. Weed. Where you can get. And I have a bat and dugout, and I.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's dad.

[Dan Soder]

And I dip it in and I get one bat. But I hold it like a cigarette for a while, because then you get the lighting the pole. You get the same experience. Then you tap it out, put it back away. You feel like by yourself.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Is it wood? Is your diet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Oh, my God, I wish I brought it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is it like the standard? If I googled dugout, it would be.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I didn't bring it. You know what's funny? I live so close to you guys that I didn't bring it because I went. I just hit my bowl And I was like, well, I'll leave the one hitter. I only have the one hitter. On going out and about.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was walking the dog. I was expecting you to be out front. Go, what's up, dude? Yeah, that's what I was expecting out front, kid.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Dan Soder]

All right.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

They're bozos.

[H. Foley]

They're jamming you up.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Kip what do you know about hexclad?

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out to hexclad.

[H. Foley]

Man, you got a set? Because I got a set.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, I'm a bozo. I bought them two weeks before they became a sponsor. I could have got a freebie set, but that's how good they are. I don't care. I bought them. They're the best thing I've ever invested in my home.

[H. Foley]

Very true, gang. Let's be real. The holiday season is here. And whether you like it or not, the kitchen. The kitchen is where it all goes down. Some say the bedroom, but for this purpose, it's the kitchen. You got big roast, you got game day feast. Endless sides. I love that. Endless sides and all those holiday desserts. And if your current pans panic at high heat, I love that. That's a pan too. They panic and I start freaking out, freak out. Burn the gravy. You can burn the gravy. Take your presents back. You got to start using hexclad to upgrade your gear.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, hexclad six piece set is which. What I got is the perfect starter bundle for any kitchen. Includes three of their most popular pans, matching lids, giving you everything you need to handle daily cooking with ease. From breakfast to dinner or breakfast for dinner. If you're a dirt bag, shout out to it. Or a single dad out there. These pans deliver pro level performance. Endless cleanup, durability that last lifetime. You couldn't get. You couldn't get. This is. This is. This is comedy. You couldn't get glue to stick to these things, baby. That's what I'm talking. Take that to the bank for a limited time. Hexcloud is having a huge holiday sale. Head to hexclad h e x C-L-A d.com to get up to 50% off. Baby, that wasn't 1 5. That was 5 0. 50 as in 50 cent 50% off. If you've been waiting for the perfect time to buy, this is it. That's hexclad.com for 50 off. After you purchase, they're gonna ask you how, how you heard about the show. Please support the show. And telling a boy saying, you already garbage. We love you. Happy holidays. Peace. Dude, I was, I was trying to say I used to do an extra large. Extra extra was my order when I was working construction.

[Dan Soder]

Extra extra is the extra cream, extra sugar.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, go extra large. Extra extra, extra.

[Dan Soder]

Boston. They used to. Katie's telling me growing up in Duncan, you go, let me get a regular. Comes cream and sugar.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Because that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get a regular.

[Dan Soder]

It's so good. But then just like seltzer's. So that's like, so what? The reason I brought up Seltzers is around. We call it sugar season post.

[Kevin Ryan]

Who's we?

[Dan Soder]

Me and Katie.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'll tell you guys in the almanac, you guys. Guys, we're coming up on a good sugar season.

[H. Foley]

My bowling team, me and three select GI Joes.

[Dan Soder]

We're posting post Thanksgiving to New Year's. Sodas and coffee with cream and sugar are back on the menu.

[H. Foley]

I like it.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a good time.

[Dan Soder]

And then I come Back to Seltzer's. January 1st.

[H. Foley]

Huh.

[Dan Soder]

And then I. And that's fighting season. And then, you know, and then I know, from January all the way to November, no sodas locked in. Unless I'm really. Unless I'm celebrating something. I go, let me get a soda. This is nuts.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hence the cranberry crazy.

[Dan Soder]

It really is. I was on Bert's tour and I was like, it's my birthday. I'm getting a Dr. Pepper.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're telling everybody, too, guys, Dr. Pepper.

[Dan Soder]

I showed Big J, and Big J was like, okay. I was like, this is my second Dr. Pepper.

[H. Foley]

But the thing is, Bert takes such good carry it that he has the crazy flavors of diet Dr. Pepper.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, he's got zeros.

[H. Foley]

Bert has a strawberry.

[Dan Soder]

Let me tell you what.

[H. Foley]

Cream, zero, sugar. That's fantastic.

[Dan Soder]

Let me tell you what. Bert Kreischer introduced me to that. I like diet and w. Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. Yes.

[Dan Soder]

I was grabbing those on the road with them.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, those are sweet.

[H. Foley]

Nobody's better. He's the best.

[Dan Soder]

He's the best. He's the best. That tour bus hang me. Him and Jay would just watch, like, YouTube videos on his fucking sick ass bus.

[H. Foley]

I say it all the time. Some of the best night sleeps I've ever gotten in my life was the first time we went on tour with him before he got the new bus where he slept in the back. He was me and we were in the box. He was a bunk next to me. And for some reason, it was like having your dad, your uncle.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, that's fun.

[H. Foley]

Favorite guy in the world sleeping next to you.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, that's great.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fucking bulldog sleeping next to you.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I mean, dude, I fucking.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're older than him.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's really funny how you're sleeping with a grown man.

[H. Foley]

He's very fatherly. I slept like a baby.

[Dan Soder]

I couldn't sleep on the bus because I could hear the tread of the road.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I like.

[Dan Soder]

He was like, you didn't sleep? And I was like, I look too much like Cliff Burton.

[Kevin Ryan]

And we heard everybody yelling. Yeah, we heard everybody screaming.

[Dan Soder]

Except Cliff isn't that trapped under ice about him dying? Yeah, but I was like, man, dying. I died on a tour bus.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like. That's the thing when you get on a tour bus. You. You. You go like this could. This is how this is. This could. You have to resort to, like. Like, we could go like this.

[Dan Soder]

But it was so funny. Is the bus would stop at the venue. I'd immediately fall asleep. The second the bus would, like, pull into the arena parking lot and, like.

[Kevin Ryan]

Park, I'd be like, you go down with the brakes.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Second I'd hear that out.

[H. Foley]

I loved it. I love.

[Dan Soder]

Deep in that little coot. In that little.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's nice.

[H. Foley]

I feel like I was sleeping in the Millennium Falcon. I always say that.

[Dan Soder]

That's fun. That is really fun.

[H. Foley]

That's how I think about that.

[Dan Soder]

Bert does snore like Chewie.

[Kevin Ryan]

So do we. So it's all good.

[Dan Soder]

Are you guys all. Are you guys both snore?

[Kevin Ryan]

Now that I. Now that I'm down, my snoring is, like, negligible.

[Dan Soder]

But you guys go on the road together. You share hotels?

[H. Foley]

No.

[Dan Soder]

What, you don't? No. In the early days.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not since Ayg. We made it. When we even really couldn't afford it. We made it a thing of, like, wool. We stayed at a lot of cheap airbnbs.

[H. Foley]

We make Tommy Cassidy and Luke Sherbet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. People crash on the couch that way. But, like, we would. It was I. We're staying at the shitty. We pride ourselves on shitty hotel.

[Dan Soder]

When I would first start taking people with me on the road, I wasn't making any money.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. Get hotels from the club and we would just split a room. Yeah. So I know all of your favorite comedians snore. Tim Dillon. I think I have video. I have a video on my phone. I think of Tim Dillon snoring. It's not, like him asleep. It's just a room. And it's me being like.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like.

[Dan Soder]

And I found it recently and I was like, dude, he is sawing. Like, Shane snores.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

It was just like, everywhere you go on the road and you go, you gotta tell me, because I'm so brutal.

[H. Foley]

You hear him through the walls.

[Dan Soder]

You're worse than him.

[Kevin Ryan]

When I'm. When I'm heavy and drunk and on heaters, it's a bed.

[Dan Soder]

What does your wife do?

[Kevin Ryan]

She doesn't love it.

[Dan Soder]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I meant I shared a room at a wedding.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm on the couch a lot. That's out of respect, too, because then I Don't get it. If we're sleeping together, I don't get a good night because I'm conscious of it. I'm going, I'm sorry.

[H. Foley]

I'm sorry.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. And I'm like, I'm insecure about it. So I go, listen, babe, I had a couple beers. I'm crashing a cat.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I did. My friend got married in North Carolina and we were too late to get hotels. This is like seven years ago. So I get a hotel and me and my friend Carlos. My friend Carlos is like, I'll split the hotel with you. And I'm like, great. He's like. Because he couldn't get a room either. So we're splitting this hotel room. Nice aloft hotel. He does not tell me that he snores.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got. That's got to come with a caveat. Heads up. I snore.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I did not sleep that night because he snored so hard. And then I had to fly North Carolina to San Francisco.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh.

[Dan Soder]

And I was like so mad at.

[Kevin Ryan]

Him that next they'll hear me through the wall at the Airbnb.

[Dan Soder]

Really? It's that bad?

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like comical. Yeah, it's.

[H. Foley]

It sounds like.

[Dan Soder]

What do you go like?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, shut up.

[Dan Soder]

You.

[H. Foley]

Bonk.

[Dan Soder]

When you hit him.

[H. Foley]

Hit his lion's head pops up. When you guys were a kid, I feel like this is somewhat of a rite of passage, whether it's a dad, an uncle, but did you ever as a little kid stand there and watch an adult man sleeping and snoring?

[Dan Soder]

Let me tell you right now, and this is just further proof that I'm garbage. When I used to go stay with my dad when he lived in Marin County.

[Kevin Ryan]

Enough said.

[Dan Soder]

But my dad lived with my grandma, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

Double down.

[Dan Soder]

In Greenbrae in California, in Marin county, near the hospital. Nice apartment. Well, because you say Marin county and everyone goes like, oh, you had money. And you go, go, Officer Francis Drake. Go up to the hospital. It's all apartments. It's like where everyone lives that works in Marin County. But my dad and I had to split a pull out sofa. And he would. He's an alcoholic. He'd get blackout. Fall asleep. I'm in my Dick Tracy pajamas. This motherfucker would be snoring to the point that I thought I learned how to fall asleep in between the moments.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Where you go. And I'd be like, fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep, fall asleep. And then you'd hear, I'd go, stop. And you'd go, then start again. And you'd be like, I fucking hate it. It would drive you insane. Dude, you have to be around your dad when he snores.

[Kevin Ryan]

Dude, I snored it as a kid. So, like, what?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

What the fuck? Jesus. I didn't know that.

[Dan Soder]

That's insane. What are you, 8 year old and you're like, I gotta lay down for Christmas?

[H. Foley]

I knew you had rubber sheets. You told me about that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. A bit of a lady killer.

[H. Foley]

Didn't they tie you down, too, at.

[Kevin Ryan]

One point as a baby? Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

What. What do you mean they tied you down?

[Kevin Ryan]

I was. I was a preemie.

[H. Foley]

Kevin's a werewolf. You didn't know that?

[Kevin Ryan]

Jesus Christ.

[Dan Soder]

I go, it's full moon. Get the rope.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get the silver bullets ready. That's why I don't like Coors Lights.

[Dan Soder]

Well, he's got to stay out back or we're gonna die. That's so funny. You drink Coors Light, you die.

[H. Foley]

There's chicken feathers all over you.

[Dan Soder]

They call this thing silver bullets. For real?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. It's out of a keg. I don't know. Like, what the hell is this? Coors Light.

[Dan Soder]

You need to tell me what this is. Coors Light.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm a Bud Light, man.

[Dan Soder]

I'm a fucking vampire wolf.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm a garage beers man. Everybody knows that. Shout out to him. I was. I believe I was premature. So I was a candidate for sids. So I had to sleep on, like, a inclined board, like, upside down or something that my uncle then built in.

[Dan Soder]

My crib, to quote Danny DeVito and Always Sunny. Science was cruel back then. The science was cruel.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. My mom was like, we did because I was sorry. I just had a kid. So we were talking. I was talking to my mom about it. She's like, they just gave us, like, a kit and like, we called Uncle Den to put it together.

[Dan Soder]

What do you want us to do? That's how we solved hiccups with shots to the chest.

[H. Foley]

Ew, I gotta reset your diaphragm.

[Dan Soder]

I'm gonna fucking hit you in your lung.

[Kevin Ryan]

It was a sin. It was a sin.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, my God.

[Kevin Ryan]

So then you shout out to Denise.

[Dan Soder]

So you're a preemie, but then you grow out of it, and you're just snoring out of that, I bet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, Ad Noise. One over. Wow. I was fat kid.

[Dan Soder]

Okay?

[Kevin Ryan]

Fat kid. I think my adenoids were small or big or whatever one was problematic.

[H. Foley]

So those extra extras.

[Dan Soder]

It really is crazy that you lose weight and you go, I don't do that thing. Anymore.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And you're on sleep apnea machine now?

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[Dan Soder]

Are you on?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Does it work?

[H. Foley]

It does not. I've gotten, I've gotten.

[Dan Soder]

I tried it and that's always the response I have like sleep apnea. But I tried the machine and every time I was like, it just.

[H. Foley]

It does, but I. I'm very bad. It's for. It's hard to get the parts and it's.

[Dan Soder]

That's where the money is. Yeah, they really.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's the biggest. That's the biggest dirtbag thing. That's how they get you.

[H. Foley]

Mine has electrical tape and I've taken a headband and made my own own mask.

[Dan Soder]

And it works better. No, I got.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's building a rocket ship.

[Dan Soder]

I got mine during COVID and I had a beard or whatever and they were like, oh, you can't come in. But to fit the mask we have this app and it's just like a photo app. And they're like, you're size small. And I was like, I've never heard that ever about my head size. So they sent me a small mask and it just like was like my mouth and my nose. And I was like, well, this has got to be wrong. And I went into the doctor and the doctor was like. Like, you need an extra large mask. And you're like, well your stupid little fucking app. So I almost gave up on him after that. I was like, these people. This is all, this is all fake science.

[H. Foley]

Coffee, two cream, two sugars.

[Dan Soder]

Two cream. I'm back on sugar, baby.

[Kevin Ryan]

Staying up all night. All right, let's get to one or two questions here. We got friggin Danny. So we gotta, we gotta, we gotta run some stuff by him. This has been a very. Beverage heavy discussion. Love beverage, I would say. All right, let's see. This is from Reese. First time, long time. You've established milk with dinner is trash. Very much so. I can't recall. Did you grow up doing milk with dinner?

[Dan Soder]

Yes, and I still do.

[H. Foley]

It's the best.

[Dan Soder]

Fuck you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Uh huh. That's trash. That being said, we've established milk with dinner is trash. What about eggnog with dinner? I saw my childhood friend eat ravioli with red sauce with a pint glass of eggnog. And he did the bite and sip.

[Dan Soder]

That is cool.

[Kevin Ryan]

That chaotic.

[Dan Soder]

That is.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's wild.

[Dan Soder]

That's a person that either doesn't have taste buds or is looking to die.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's like, what. How fucked up does your fridge situation have to be where that's how you end I would assume that's out of desperate. That's all there is.

[Dan Soder]

Like, there's only. That's the only. That's the only reason that I would.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's why. That's what I'm saying. I would assume. I don't know.

[Dan Soder]

There's.

[H. Foley]

That's, like, milk with oysters.

[Dan Soder]

That's like a fear factor thing.

[H. Foley]

I like. Do you like it now?

[Dan Soder]

Milk with milk with oysters is disgusting.

[H. Foley]

Do you like a nog, though?

[Dan Soder]

Not since I quit drinking, no.

[H. Foley]

You don't have to have booze in it.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the point of fucking doing anything?

[H. Foley]

Oh, I like it. But as a dessert, you like a thick drink. I like a thick, sugary drink, but.

[Dan Soder]

That is okay as a dessert. You know what? Here's the deal.

[Kevin Ryan]

If we're at Raviolis, we're at the.

[Dan Soder]

Christmas party and I'm eating cookie, and I got a little thing of cold nog. Great.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Dan Soder]

A couple sips. I don't do a lot of nog.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not crazy.

[Dan Soder]

But a meal portion is crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

A pint glass.

[Dan Soder]

That person needs to be tracked by the government.

[Kevin Ryan]

Some of the first booze I ever had was August was a bottle of fucking eggnog, dude.

[Dan Soder]

My mom used to put so much whiskey in her eggnog that you drink it and you go, I want to fight somebody. This is giving me the reverse of Christmas spirit bottom. What kind of bottom? Oh, my God. Her Jameson eggnog was just Jameson. Yeah. With cream. It was just Jameson with cream.

[H. Foley]

That is. That's disgusting. That's next level, girl.

[Dan Soder]

Stop being friends with them.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I'd say you can't be doing that. All right, let's see. That's nice. I do love a ravioli.

[Dan Soder]

I love a ravioli, but I need a ravioli. I need a cranberry juice or something.

[Kevin Ryan]

What are you doing with dinner? Like what? Like what? What's the beverage? Salty.

[Dan Soder]

I love a seltzer. I love a cranberry lime Waterloo.

[Kevin Ryan]

You like the water? I don't like that cranberry.

[Dan Soder]

Spinster lime Waterloo is elite. Cranberry lime Waterloo is the number one seltzer.

[H. Foley]

Do you like the spin drifts?

[Dan Soder]

It's. No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really?

[Dan Soder]

Because it's like, shit or get off the pot.

[H. Foley]

I like them.

[Dan Soder]

Give me the flavor, though.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's half.

[H. Foley]

Give me the flavor.

[Dan Soder]

You want a little bit of lime? You go, bitch, take it off.

[H. Foley]

It's like. It has a little juice in it.

[Dan Soder]

No, it doesn't.

[H. Foley]

Can we. Can we. Can we separate two things here? Two things together are gross. Things separately are delicious. Let's talk about the ravioli just for one second.

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got time.

[H. Foley]

It's really been.

[Dan Soder]

Co opted.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, it's just let go, run amok.

[H. Foley]

No, it's just not appreciated anymore. And it really should be ravio. A good ravioli, a straight ravioli. I'm not talking about the big pumpkin ravioli that you get.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

[H. Foley]

You know, I mean, what's your fan with the sage butter?

[Dan Soder]

Give me a couple wet little pockets full of meat and some red sauce.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I, can I. Can I give my specific take on why I think they've fallen off for me.

[H. Foley]

Fall apart in the freezer.

[Kevin Ryan]

They do that. I think it's like a very intro, like very low level. It's like the chicken tender of fucking of Italian food. So you're like, it's all kids. You're like, oh, you eat it as kids and the young teens. And then you're like, oh, I can do the eggplant parm. I can do the lasagna. I can do this, I can do that. And it just pales in comparison.

[Dan Soder]

You're right.

[Kevin Ryan]

The best stuffing, the lobster. I've done it all. It just pales in comparison to anything else.

[Dan Soder]

Ravioli is a Tostino's hot pocket. That has both its parents.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. Whoa. That Danny Sodor's good.

[Dan Soder]

You get the same thing. You want to. You want to bite into it. You want to feel it. Ravioli is classy, delicious. Oh, my God. You took a layer of pasta, threw some meat on it, and you said, why don't I put another layer on you? I pressed you with a little fork.

[Kevin Ryan]

I like the cheese like a strawberry.

[Dan Soder]

I like a cheese. I like a lobster. I like a meat filled ravioli. Can do no wrong.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Unless you throw some eggnog. And then I go, I don't need it.

[Kevin Ryan]

What the hell?

[Dan Soder]

I would. This is crazy for me to say because I never say this. I'd rather do water with dinner.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah. No, I mean, and people a lot. I'd rather not eat.

[H. Foley]

I could not wrap my head around that as a kid. My head.

[Dan Soder]

Water with dinner was like, are you in from the cold?

[Kevin Ryan]

I still have a problem with it.

[Dan Soder]

I do too. I got mad at Sean Murphy. We were somewhere and I was like, what do you want? He's like, water. I was like, what's wrong with you?

[Kevin Ryan]

Someone a little flavor.

[H. Foley]

You get the food smell in the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Glass and it has like that gets that fishy smell.

[Dan Soder]

I just, just. I need you to do something.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's more of a physical feeling. I need. You got to change the mouth water.

[Dan Soder]

I'm not giving my testament in court.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like help me know.

[H. Foley]

Your honor, I agree.

[Dan Soder]

I'm not a. Yeah, no, no, no. I need you to do something.

[H. Foley]

I'm going to tell you guys something. I don't know if you're going to believe me, but this is kind of the next logical step for the ravioli, which I swear to God I've never had. I don't know how I missed it.

[Dan Soder]

It.

[H. Foley]

I had it. I swear to God I had it for the first time over Thanksgiving, the day after Thanksgiving for my uncle Joe Santoro's memorial. Shout out to uncle Joe.

[Dan Soder]

Shout out. Gone but not forgotten.

[H. Foley]

Fantastic man. Great man. Had a nice memorial for him. Stuffed shells.

[Kevin Ryan]

Love them, love them.

[Dan Soder]

I'm fully. I'm gonna run through the wall. Let me tell you what my mom made better than anybody. Stuffed shells or a stuffed manic O. Get the out of here.

[Kevin Ryan]

Love that.

[Dan Soder]

With a homemade sauce.

[Kevin Ryan]

Uh huh.

[H. Foley]

Mom was doing homemade sauce.

[Dan Soder]

You know what? God love her when I'm getting that.

[H. Foley]

Working her ass off when we leave.

[Dan Soder]

Working her ass off and doing a homemade sauce when we leave the room and I go back in there, I get my cell phone, I'm texting my mom, I want stuffed shells when we're in Colorado.

[Kevin Ryan]

There you go.

[H. Foley]

Let her know and make sure the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cranberry juice put her on blade.

[Dan Soder]

She knows about cranberry juice? She ain't. She's not crazy. Someone just bought her a new H VAC unit in 2025. She's going to remember to get the buck.

[H. Foley]

Wait, didn't you buy her something a.

[Dan Soder]

Few years ago to buy her everything? Baby, when you don't have kids, you take care of your mom.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got a carrier unit? What'd you do? Train?

[Dan Soder]

We got a big one. Big one for the townhouse.

[Kevin Ryan]

Very nice.

[Dan Soder]

It was very nice.

[H. Foley]

You bought her a water heater, I think.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

A couple times I got her a water heater. I got the whole. I got the whole house outfit.

[H. Foley]

It's so, it's so fun.

[Dan Soder]

I got everything top to bottom, baby.

[H. Foley]

It's so fun for me and him. Where there's a line blurred between the stuff that we know about you from when we became friends.

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

To that when we were open micrs listening to you guys on like your guys pod or Tuesdays with stories.

[Dan Soder]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

When everybody's talking about each other.

[Dan Soder]

You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

I Think I knew about that water heater from.

[Dan Soder]

That was like one of the first baller things I ever got to do.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. From you know what, dude?

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, yeah. There's an anxiety man.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a blue collar guy. One of the first baller things you were able to do is buy a water heater. I mean, I respect. I'm just saying, but no rapper has ever said that.

[Dan Soder]

I mean, yeah, they get them the first baller thing. I think David Tellsay, don't you gotta buy your mom a Mercedes that's made out of fur? But I. To me, the most baller move was I bought a sectional couch because we had a broken couch in our apartment. And then I got guy code shout out to it.

[Kevin Ryan]

And I was like, you guys couldn't have been to us. You guys could not have been more famous.

[H. Foley]

We saw your movie stars.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, that's.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, like, genuinely. We're like, yeah, you got a hundred thousand thousand Twitter follow.

[Dan Soder]

It's so funny now because, like, coming down to Philly and like, I was obviously like a little brother to Big J and Vecchion and DeRozan. All them. And then, like, watching you guys and Shane and like, Tommy and Chris and all them blow up and you go, like, this is awesome.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Dan Soder]

This is awesome.

[H. Foley]

We tried to make our own guy code. What was it called? Hashtag.

[Kevin Ryan]

The hash out.

[H. Foley]

The hash out.

[Dan Soder]

So funny.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where these talking heads were all the. For all the rage.

[Dan Soder]

It was crazy. What's funny is I auditioned for standby.

[Kevin Ryan]

Was not bad for his stupid.

[Dan Soder]

As we were season one Geico. They were like, we have zero interest. And then someone bailed and I was. I wasn't the stepdad. I was the dad that stepped up by season three, I was like, yeah, I did season four and five, I think, But I got that MTV check. And I was like, I might get a couch.

[Kevin Ryan]

I remember did I moved up here. He was up here six months before me and I met him. It was like the first day I met him on the corner, like, I don't know, somewhere. And he's sitting there, he's like, fucking crushing a cig. Like, already, like nervous guy energy as I walk up and I'm like, all right, so, like, what's the first move? You know, we gotta go sign up at an open mic. Do we go hang out at a club? He goes, you know anybody that works on mtv, we're trying to get on guy code. Guy.

[Dan Soder]

That's so fucking funny.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was like, okay, Henry, what was funny?

[Dan Soder]

Is Geico happened. And then Girl Code exploded. Exploded because they put it on regular mtv. Guy Code was on the Deuce. We were on the Deuce the whole time. And the girl code went on the main line. Good night.

[Kevin Ryan]

Good night.

[Dan Soder]

I knew a lot of boys on Geico that got broken up by their girlfriends on Girl Code. I can name three off the top of my head.

[Kevin Ryan]

Easy does it. This is in Page Six.

[Dan Soder]

Immediately, those relationships went down the drain.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, we all watch from afar, too. We're like, let's go in one way or the other. Other. Yeah, Tough luck.

[H. Foley]

God love you boys.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, I got one more for you. This is John with no H. What's the most dangerous thing you ever bought at a flea market? Great question.

[Dan Soder]

Great question.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know how. That's never been asked.

[Dan Soder]

A sword or a knife. So most of the things that I buy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

I like an old knife.

[Kevin Ryan]

Very cool.

[Dan Soder]

I like an old. I think I've bought a couple old knives at flea markets when I used to go. So my stepdad and mom when I was a kid were obsessed with the Mile High Flea Market.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. Is it big or small?

[Dan Soder]

Huge.

[H. Foley]

There's nothing like a city that has a great flea market.

[Dan Soder]

Huge Mile High Flea Market. The logo ruled. Logo was real cool. It was like a little. It was a flea.

[Kevin Ryan]

Andy Warhol did.

[Dan Soder]

Showed full nudity. Full funnel nudity. No. But the Mile High Flea Market, we would go every Saturday.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, great logo.

[Dan Soder]

Great.

[Kevin Ryan]

The little guy, Aries. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

That's sick.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's a flea. And a checkered shirt with a pair.

[H. Foley]

Of overalls like Johnny Chimpo.

[Dan Soder]

Look at this guy. So we used to go open all year round, dude. And it was. We'd go all year round.

[H. Foley]

We do weekends.

[Dan Soder]

Saturday we're going. Saturday morning, you go. I mean, now they got like. They'd have, like, a little place down. But you would go and just walk around in the amount of swords and knives.

[Kevin Ryan]

Crazy.

[Dan Soder]

And old guns I picked up.

[H. Foley]

Unregulated.

[Dan Soder]

Unregulated. And the amount of porn that I could just find my way to. Yeah. Where I'd be like, well, look at it. And the guy like, hey. And my mom and stepdad were always like. I was maybe like, nine. They're like, all right, just try to find us. Yeah. There wasn't like, yeah, just go. Because I would go looking for action figures, like old action figures that you'd buy for cheap, Which. Plenty. Yeah, it was great. Flea markets fucking rule.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love. I. I grew up going to them. I fucking love Them I love, like, the. As a whatever, like, moment in time. Because I'm sure you can kind of. With the Internet, you can kind of get whatever you want at any point. But there was things you could only get at the fucking flea market and you couldn't get to, like. So it was like, hey, next month. Where ours was called Rice's. Like, next month we're going to Rice's. And you're like, what do I need? Yes. Hey, you're telling your.

[Dan Soder]

It was Amazon before Amazon. It was like, if everything from Amazon was used and slightly broken.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. And illegal. Legal.

[Dan Soder]

I remember being like, I wanna. I was like, in middle school, and I was like. We were walking by a place and there was a heavyweight bag. And my stepdad was like, I could chain that up in the basement.

[Kevin Ryan]

And I was like, yeah, can we.

[Dan Soder]

Get a heavyweight bag? And he's like, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

There's like, no rules.

[Dan Soder]

And then it just rocks the house. And you could just upstairs hear it.

[H. Foley]

Being like, it's the most step down I ever heard. I could chain that up in the basement.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. And he did. Dude, he bought. My stepdad was the man. Shout Out Nick Collins. He. I hope you're safe. I haven't talked to you since I was 14. But he's the man. He's like 82 now. He bought us a pool table because it was cheap.

[Kevin Ryan]

Love that.

[Dan Soder]

And he was like, that thing's made out of slate. And my mom and him were like, well, that means it's good. But then we had to get it.

[Kevin Ryan]

In the basement so heavy.

[Dan Soder]

And we had an unfinished basement. So if you wanted to play pool at my house, there was no room and it just smelled like cat piss. But. Flea market. All from the Mile High Flea Market.

[H. Foley]

Two things. One side note. Note, I used to prefer sometimes getting an action. An older action figure, especially a GI Joe, because they were. They were loose.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

And they would be. They would do dead better.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

They would do, like a crash better.

[Dan Soder]

Yes, they would.

[Kevin Ryan]

If you had a guy with a.

[H. Foley]

Loose neck, he always got.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's the first one through the door.

[Dan Soder]

Slump over. Yeah. Oh, my God. The. The look of where you go, I tossed him.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And you go, that looks. If his tank blew up, that's how he would look. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

It's like you're directing a movie.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, man.

[H. Foley]

Man.

[Dan Soder]

Finding action figures. Also finding. Because like you said, you can find everything on the Internet. There would be. There was this show in the 90s called cops. C, O P S. Stop. Yeah, it's on Tubi okay, yeah, yeah, Those action figures.

[H. Foley]

Awesome.

[Dan Soder]

Were the best, dudes.

[H. Foley]

The guns came out of his chest.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, there was. The guns came out of the chest, but also the articulation. They were big GI Joes.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Dan Soder]

So they were made exactly like GI Joes, but the articulation. So I remember being at the Mile High flea market and coming up on a blanket on the ground with all the cops, figures. Whoa. And I went, how much? And the lady was like, five bucks. And you're like. And that ride back, I was like Heath Ledger in Dark Knight. I had my head out the window. I was like, dude, I. That was, to this day, great poll, dude. When you say flea market, I go, I remember the greatest day of my fleet Cops. I found all the cop stores. I had like one or two, but I found like the. The guy with the blonde hair, flat top. I found the black. The black cowboy with the jacket that you couldn't find. I didn't need their weapons.

[H. Foley]

That show ruled.

[Dan Soder]

Showed ruled. And those fucking action figures were some of the best.

[Kevin Ryan]

I remember a specific feeling of I bought a blow dart gun.

[Dan Soder]

Great.

[Kevin Ryan]

Right, right. With like, spiked, like, they were like, dart.

[H. Foley]

That's pretty dangerous.

[Kevin Ryan]

Very dangerous. I was, I don't know, eight? Yeah, something like that. Like, we went, my mom and my sister walked around. Me and my boy Matt ran around, were like, we're going to find the guy that sells the weapons. And he's like, I got always.

[Dan Soder]

There's multiple guys.

[Kevin Ryan]

And he's like, I got these. And I was like, oh, I'm getting a. I like 20 bucks. I like a 20 bill. I'm like, I'm getting a blow dart gun. And I didn't have enough money. It was like 28. And he's like, I'll do it for 20. Gave him the 20. And I remember walking back to the car and my mom not knowing, not knowing. I'm like, I can't hide.

[H. Foley]

This is a. I thought it was a baton.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was just like, like, this is going to be a big conversation, but I'm showing up with a blow dart gun.

[Dan Soder]

And how did it go?

[Kevin Ryan]

She was all right. Single. She didn't care.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

She's like, be careful, dude. Then at one point, we'd all stand back to back. There'd be like six of us. And you'd go up in the air and shoot it up in the air and play chicken. The last person to run, people would catch it in the shoulder.

[H. Foley]

And so Ralph Separetto's kid got hurt.

[Dan Soder]

Oh, yeah, Ralphie oh, yeah, dude, That's.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was doing it back when I was banging baby dude.

[Dan Soder]

When we. I got a. I remember I bought a BB gun that looked like a gun, and it was a CO2 one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Those were the first time I shot.

[Dan Soder]

It into the fence. I went, well, we're not playing with that. Like, even, like, that's. I put the CO2 thing in and then when you twist it, you hear it break. And then I had to clip on top and I went. I had that same one and I was like, that's. It was like, lot. I walked up and it was lodged in the fence.

[H. Foley]

Yourself.

[Dan Soder]

I'm not doing that.

[H. Foley]

That was a different two weeks with pay.

[Dan Soder]

I knew which friends not to let.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, you're like, dude, that. Tim. We talk about this a lot of like, to know to make that decision of like, you're not a good. You're not a really good kid, but you're not a really bad kid. And you go, that really bad kids would run amok with this.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really good kids would give it to their parents. I'm gonna hold it. I'm being a great ass.

[Dan Soder]

And then. Then when a friend I trust says, show him.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

Scott's not seeing this.

[Kevin Ryan]

Exactly.

[Dan Soder]

Scott's not seeing this. Byron, Mike.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. And that's.

[Dan Soder]

If Byron was on the fence. If I would show him that the.

[H. Foley]

Way we call it is not really being about that life. I like to do bad shit, but I also want to go home and have dinner with a glass of play with your guys.

[Dan Soder]

That's. Yeah. So that's where. That's who McDaniel and I were in our group of friends. Same with us, where we were like. We were hanging out with the bad kids.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can.

[Dan Soder]

You can.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can walk in both worlds.

[Dan Soder]

And then you go, I'm gonna go home. Yeah, I'm gonna go home. We're gonna.

[Kevin Ryan]

Before you guys do this, B and E. I'm.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

And you go, Mike has Sega Chance Channel. We're gonna go play that.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Dan Soder]

But good luck with everything.

[H. Foley]

My mom. My mom still packs my lunch.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah. I give her a kiss goodbye.

[H. Foley]

Those kids were going home to a cold can of beans.

[Dan Soder]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got. I got tubby time in 15. We gotta wrap this up.

[Dan Soder]

Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to watch Monday Night Raw. I think you guys are gonna go finger girls.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right. We gotta wrap it up. Holy.

[H. Foley]

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest.

[Kevin Ryan]

My favorite band, one of our.

[H. Foley]

One of our best guests of all time.

[Dan Soder]

I love you guys.

[H. Foley]

I love you, Mr. Dan Soda.

[Dan Soder]

I love you guys. I love everything you've been doing this year. Onward and upward with the Are you garbage family.

[Kevin Ryan]

Thank you, brother.

[Dan Soder]

Keep banging.

[Kevin Ryan]

We love you.

[Dan Soder]

We'll get airport breakfast someday.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that'd be nice.

[Dan Soder]

Festival.

[Kevin Ryan]

You also just get breakfast sometime?

[H. Foley]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Dan Soder]

Actually, we were like a block away from each other.

[H. Foley]

It's me, you, him and Vek. No one's talking.

[Dan Soder]

I go, don't talk to him. He's cutting his eggs.

[H. Foley]

He does. He does that thing like that where he's moving the fork and then knife.

[Dan Soder]

Now go. Only protein, fat boy.

[H. Foley]

What are you up to, guys? We love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.