Foley Finds Out Kippy's Secret! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Summary

Are You Garbage? - "Foley Finds Out Kippy's Secret!" (April 20, 2026)
Hosts: H. Foley & Kevin Ryan

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Episode Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode of "Are You Garbage?", hosts H. Foley and Kevin Ryan fly solo, grilling each other with playful jabs and retro pop culture confessions. Foley stumbles upon Kevin's "secret": his deep, inexplicable love for the sitcom Becker—a discovery that launches a self-roasting investigation into what makes someone "garbage." The duo banter about sitcoms, homemade ice cream sandwiches, questionable bachelor party decisions, “trash pride,” and the finer points of blue-collar embarrassment. The signature tone is quick, ragged, affectionate, and deeply nostalgic, providing a comedic window into the “dirtbag” side of American life.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

I. Kevin’s Becker Secret is Out

• [03:01] Foley drops the bomb: “I do have somewhat disturbing news… it has to do with you.”—H. Foley (03:02)
• Foley gleefully outs Kevin as a huge Becker fan, a sitcom (1998–2004) starring Ted Danson as a Bronx doctor.
• [03:49] “Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin was a fan, a big fan, of the television show Becker with Ted Danson.”—H. Foley
• Kevin’s defense: He watched it in seventh grade, possibly with his mom (and denies both being in an audience and wearing a dress).
• Foley’s disbelief: Becker is “like if Old Navy made a TV show.” (05:38)
• Kevin fends off the ribbing, noting the show's acclaim: “We got Ted Danson and Mocha Joe in the same program yet again.” (08:08)
• Absolute highlight: Kevin plans to get a Becker tattoo (09:24).

II. Defending TV Taste & Childhood TV Habits

• Foley can’t understand Kevin’s urge to watch grown-up sitcoms as a tween—“That’s even worse, man. Put on a cartoon.”—H. Foley (07:50)
• Kevin: “I was watching sophisticated adult contemporary comedies, Becker about doctors in the Bronx. People are doing the living and dying in this city, not fucking cartoons.” (08:01)
• They riff about MASH and score “wars” on Rotten Tomatoes—Becker wins (87% vs MASH’s 82%). (09:05)
• Good-natured accusations fly about “backpedaling” (as Foley pretends not to remember dissing the show for having a blind newsstand guy—10:09).

III. Sitcom Praise, Nostalgia, and Trash Credentials

• Both wax nostalgic about Ted Danson’s career (Cheers, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Saving Private Ryan), arguing if Becker was a worthy follow-up.
• Foley: “This is, you're like one of those congressmen who's like anti-gay and then comes out being gay. I'm gonna catch you at a truck stop watching Becker later.” (11:40)
• Producer jokes Kevin’s “Kippy Rooney” alter-ego is basically Becker (13:20).

IV. Homemade Ice Cream Sandwiches and Snack Shame

• Listener questions spark a tangent about using Wonder Bread for ice cream sandwiches. (27:24)
• Kevin is amazed—“I’ve never thought about making an ice cream sandwich like that.” (27:35)
• Foley: “That’s bonkos.” (28:00)
• Both reminisce about their families making DIY treats, with Foley doubting it’s classier to use “brioche buns” (32:00) and Kevin reflecting on the trash pride of eating freezer-burnt box ice cream sandwiches.
• More family stories: dads making crazy snacks, the indignity of fish blood leaking in the garage freezer (33:10).

V. Blue Collar Life Hacks, Trash Pride, and Social Embarrassment

• Classic “Are You Garbage” bits: how to dodge mechanic upsells (“just say you bought the air filter on Amazon”), and the shame-fueled lies told to tradesmen to mask financial worries (38:54).
• Foley: “If you say, no, I don’t want it. You think that that guy’s gonna think, oh, this loser can’t afford it…” (39:34)
• “Everyone loves to buy, but no one likes being sold.”—Kevin Ryan (43:01)

VI. Bachelor Parties After the Wedding & Wedding Guest Shenanigans

• Listener asks if it’s garbage to hold your bachelor party AFTER your wedding because payday hasn’t come yet (43:41).
• Kevin: “That is a dirt bag level of trash. I don’t hate it though.” (44:10)
• The guys launch into stories about bachelor parties, plus-ones, and friends who attend the party but not the wedding. “Duff’s not a wedding guy. Duff’s not a family guy.” (46:18)
• Tangent on the trashiness of bringing your buddy as a plus-one and “wrecking” weddings together for free drinks. “That’s as lawless as you’re gonna get.” (56:41)

VII. Little Garbage Habits: Grocery Cart Surfing & Table Recall

• “Is it garbage to lean on the cart at the grocery store?” Absolutely, but relatable. “That guy’s in flip flops and socks.” (55:17)
• Recapping every table you’ve ever sat at in a diner: “That means you got jack shit to say.” (58:09)
• Foley and Kevin admit to using these mundane observations as filler for awkward family dinners.

VIII. Other Memorable Bits & Quotables

• Listener’s first birthday was also his mom’s high school grad party: “She made some mistakes, but she graduated. Props to her for sticking out with a one year old senior year.” (59:53)
• Foley’s recurring saltiness: “I don’t mean to be the contrarian this episode but you’re just trash.” (34:08)
• “I’m a learning computer, fat GBT over here.”—Kevin Ryan (34:57)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “He flicked a cigarette. I just think the homies in the bozos should all know… Kevin was a fan, a big fan, of Becker.” – Foley (03:49)
• “You might as well have been watching Designing Women, which I would have respected a little bit more.” – Foley (04:52)
• “We got Ted Danson and Mocha Joe in the same program yet again.” – Kevin (08:08)
• “You were in high school at the time too?” – Foley
  “98… I was in fucking seventh grade.” – Kevin (07:45-07:47)
• “This is, you're like one of those congressmen who's like anti-gay and then comes out being gay. I'm gonna catch you at a truck stop watching Becker later.” – Foley (11:40)
• “I was watching sophisticated adult contemporary comedies… People are doing the living and dying in this city, not fucking cartoons.” – Kevin (08:01)
• “I only liked him in Curb Your Enthusiasm because he was fucking Ted Danson, and I loved him in Saving Private Ryan.” – Foley (14:34)
• “All you did was watch Becker, huh? Smoke cigarettes, drink Slim Fast…” – Foley (35:43)
• “Everyone loves to buy, but no one likes being sold.” – Kevin (43:01)
• “That’s as lawless as you’re gonna get. Yeah, I’m back here. All the other nerds are tucked into the front…” – Kevin (56:41)
• “She made some mistakes, obviously, but she graduated. Props to her for sticking out with a one year old senior year.” – Kevin (59:53)

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Highlight Reel & Memorable Moments

• Foley confronting Kevin’s “dirty TV secret” and unraveling the secret shame of loving Becker as a 12-year-old.
• The intense debate over whether it's trashier to watch Becker or MASH as a kid.
• The deeply relatable tangent about lying to mechanics and doctors to avoid feeling poor.
• The "bachelor party after the wedding" scenario and stories about only being a “party friend, not a wedding friend.”
• The philosophical debates on sitcom merit, diner bread, and ice cream sandwich construction.
• Rapid-fire, affectionate roasting between two lifelong pals who spare no punches (or self-deprecating jabs).

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Summary:
This episode encapsulates the essence of “Are You Garbage?”—hilariously honest, shamelessly blue-collar, and packed with the little embarrassments of growing up working-class. Whether it’s the shame of loving a dad-friendly sitcom, lying about buying air filters, or the glory of riding in the trunk of a grocery cart, Foley and Ryan create a space where every “garbage” habit is both roasted and celebrated. The blend of mockery and sincerity makes this a stand-out, self-referential installment that newcomers and long-time listeners alike will find both insightful and uproarious.

Transcript

[H. Foley]

La la land. Los Angeles, California. The boys are coming. We're gonna be there May 7th at the Belasco Theater as a part of the Netflix is a joke fest.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. And then we're gonna be in Portland, Maine at the Empire Comedy Club, Pittsburgh. Improv and Hilarities out there in Cleveland, Ohio. Get your tickets. These shows are gonna sell out. These are great markets. We love the homies and Boses in these cities. We'll see you there.

[H. Foley]

Hey, everybody out there. Welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got em.

[H. Foley]

This is Ru Garbage. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they're grouped to be classy. Yeah, just a big old piece of trash.

[Kevin Ryan]

Trash, trash, trash.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's right. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toady's in the new edition. She's upstairs having a little bit of couch Ocula.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

My coast is coming at you from across the table. Doesn't matter what I would have said. I would have got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay?

[H. Foley]

But he's my best pal in the whole wide world and I love him.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're in a mood.

[H. Foley]

CEO of Are you garbage? No, I'm not. We're having a good time. Luke's a jerk off. That's not on me.

[Kevin Ryan]

I can't. I can't.

[H. Foley]

This kid's really been running his mouth. Ladies and gentlemen. Taking shots at me. Kevin Ryan, my old pal. Hey, buddy, what's up?

[Kevin Ryan]

Thanks for having me, man. Appreciate you.

[H. Foley]

Good to be here.

[Kevin Ryan]

I look over. You're going.

[H. Foley]

All right, I'll leave you guys to it.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you rate View subscribe on itunes. Full video available and YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the charge. Get your Werner ladder out and climb the mother freaking charge.

[H. Foley]

It's got to be a Werner.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, gotta be a Werner. That's what we're doing. And then obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. are you garbage? You go over there, you get all that bonus content. And then obviously, we just announced Atlantic City. The boys are going down ashore this summer. One night, Friday, July 10, at the Hard Rock. That's going to sell out. It sold out last year. Get your mother friggin tickets.

[H. Foley]

Do we do the Hard Rock last year?

[Kevin Ryan]

Nah, we did the Borgata. And I was a little too classy for the boys.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Little too classy down there at the Hard Rock.

[H. Foley]

July.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Bang the bang. Diggy diggy.

[H. Foley]

I mean, how much more ayg does it get there?

[Kevin Ryan]

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously. Listen, that's. You know, that's a. That's a big. That's a Philly market. That's a Philly market. So get them tickets, because everyone's gonna be down ashore.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I got that hot restaurant down here. 28, 25, or something like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Kevin Ryan]

I know it's. I know of it. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. My brother's been there twice.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, you got him in. That's what you're bringing up. You pulled some strings.

[H. Foley]

Our boy Jesse, you just.

[Kevin Ryan]

You just boyed him.

[H. Foley]

Shout out to him.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's my boy. I'm like, you're not our boy. I mean, my boy does it, huh? He really frame. I don't know.

[H. Foley]

I don't know where you stand these days.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you mean?

[H. Foley]

I mean, it could be with this guy. Luke got a lot to say lately, but I love you, kid. You're an inspiration. And, you know, you're a role model to me. Believe it. At 20, I swear to God. At 27, I wish. 28.

[Kevin Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

Hey, you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Happy birthday.

[H. Foley]

I do have somewhat disturbing news. The. That I think I have to share with the audience, unfortunately, has to do with you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. I think I know where this is. This the thing you couldn't wrap your head around.

[H. Foley]

I think it's gonna take away a lot of your convictions.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay?

[H. Foley]

Like, if you were a prosecutor, a lot of the shit that you run your mouth about, that you say this, you say that, you make fun of me for. Is gonna get washed away.

[Kevin Ryan]

I've never seen you react to a sentence. I said, I don't.

[H. Foley]

Luke's not gonna understand this.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not. And I. I gotta be honest with you. I don't fully understand it. I. Dude, you were smoking a cig. You flicked the cig. Wasn't even done. He's like three drags. He flicked a cigarette.

[H. Foley]

I just think the homies in the bozo should all know. Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin was a fan, a big fan of the television show that ran from 1998 to 2004 on CBS called Becker with Ted Danson. I think he just blew the watch. Becker. Becker. The show about the misanthropic family practice in the Bronx.

[Kevin Ryan]

Was that where it took place? Riverdale? I had no idea you watched Becker.

[H. Foley]

Listen, that was after Cheers. I remember being like, what the fuck is Sam Malone doing?

[Kevin Ryan]

These dorks. So you're upset at fictional characters. The characters.

[H. Foley]

Get out of here.

[Kevin Ryan]

With fictional characters and other fictional characters hanging around a dork. Listen, I don't.

[H. Foley]

Cbs.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the problem? You stink.

[H. Foley]

That's the problem. You're running your mouth like you're some kind of cool guy. You might as well been watching Designing Women, which I would have respected a little bit more.

[Kevin Ryan]

Great program. That's a great program. Yeah. So what are you talking about? Listen, I don't. I'm not saying I wasn't in the studio audience. You know what I mean? I wasn't. I wasn't watching I Love Becker. I said that was a good show. No, no, no, no. Let's pull it all back.

[H. Foley]

No, you said you love Becky.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, no, no.

[H. Foley]

You want to have his babies. You make fun of me for watching Cheer or watching mash. So many shows.

[Kevin Ryan]

I want. No, no.

[H. Foley]

Crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

I make fun of you now.

[H. Foley]

If you don't know Becker, you really have to. You have to, like, put yourself in this time and place.

[Kevin Ryan]

Pause.

[H. Foley]

It was like if Old Navy made a TV show, it was just.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it was fun. You shop at Old Navy.

[H. Foley]

It would. Not anymore. I don't fit anything in there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Jokes on them suckers. Hold on. You. I don't make fun of you for watching mash. I make fun of you for referencing. For making mash jokes 70 years later than getting upset when we don't get 70 years later. Whatever. Also, I didn't say I love Becker. We were watching something and we said, what is that guy from? It was Mocha Joe. And I said, and he's also from Becker. And you would have thought I peed in your Cheerios. That was crazy.

[H. Foley]

And you went.

[Kevin Ryan]

You watched Becker? I said, yeah, you're like. With the blind guy. Like, you were upset that the guy was blind.

[H. Foley]

What guy?

[Kevin Ryan]

The guy that owns the newsstand.

[H. Foley]

What guy owns the newsstand? Newsstand. The blind guy in Becker?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I don't know what the hell.

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[H. Foley]

I don't even know what someone's talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. Listen, I'm not a fucking Becker super fan. I never watched the show. I didn't know that anybody on the show was filibuster. I wouldn't have any problem with that. Why would I care if the guy was blind? I was making fun of Tommy because he has his. When he has his sunglasses on, he looks blind.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're just combining stuff. This is. This is. This is this. This is the defense of a madman. I'VE sat here and stood my ground.

[H. Foley]

And honestly, this man watches Becker and that's all we need to know.

[Kevin Ryan]

I've told the people out there what actually happened. Did I watch Becker? It's fucking Ted Danson. What are we even talking? We got Ted Danson and Mocha Joe in the same program yet again.

[H. Foley]

Nah, stop.

[Kevin Ryan]

They were. He was before Larry David. Larry David sold a talent.

[H. Foley]

Mocha Joe wasn't Mocha Joe yet. I got nothing against the guy playing Mocha Joe. I have something against the fact that you. You watched Becker at that time and place in the corner of the world. Like, did you watch it? Did you and your mom sit there and watch it, both wearing dresses?

[Kevin Ryan]

Was it a.

[Theresi]

What?

[H. Foley]

Smoking cigarettes?

[Kevin Ryan]

First of all, Denise stopped smoking years before that, okay? She only did a little. Little puff. Becker called her at a bar.

[H. Foley]

You were in high school at the time too?

[Kevin Ryan]

98. 98. I was in fucking seventh grade.

[H. Foley]

That's even worse, man. Put on a cartoon.

[Kevin Ryan]

Watching it's cartoon in seventh grade. This is. This is why we're different. Humans.

[H. Foley]

What's wrong with the cart? Oh, you were watching sophisticated adult contemporary

[Kevin Ryan]

comedies, Becker about doctors in the Bronx. Yeah, people are doing the living and dying in this city, not fucking cartoons.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, what neighborhood in the Bronx did Becker live at?

[Kevin Ryan]

The one up there by Little Italy.

[H. Foley]

None of that set fits the Bronx. I've been up there late night looking for dudes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Um, can we get a little bit of. What were the reviews of Becker? See, this is very fun to me

[H. Foley]

because critically acclaimed, everybody loved it. But seventh graders. Not seventh graders. I listen. I just strike it as odd. We don't need to beat this to death. I just strike it as odd.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, no, now that I'm going, let me see. Some reviews are going. You want to backpedal?

[H. Foley]

I don't listen, stop saying backpedal.

[Kevin Ryan]

Someone's backpedal.

[H. Foley]

Cause I'll freak out. I'm not backpedaling. You have nothing on me about the blind guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that's. That made all that up.

[H. Foley]

None of this.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was your joke. You're like the blind guy with the newsstand.

[H. Foley]

I didn't even know what you were talking about. What blind guy with the newsstand? I didn't know there was a newsstand involved.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? A backpedaler would say no

[H. Foley]

crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do we have? Just how many. How many rotten tomatoes?

[Producer]

We got an 87% popcorn score.

[H. Foley]

I just.

[Kevin Ryan]

That good.

[H. Foley]

I just. I just said critically acclaimed. Everybody liked it. Just not seventh graders.

[Producer]

MASH only got an 82.

[Kevin Ryan]

Here we go.

[H. Foley]

Don't start that shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

Don't you think Kippy rules.

[H. Foley]

Everybody knows.

[Kevin Ryan]

First of all, I'm getting a Becker tattoo.

[H. Foley]

I'm not into a mash Becker debate. Mash is one of the. First of all, MASH is one of the. Mash was the most watched at last television episode ever.

[Kevin Ryan]

First of all, there's no need to get into a bait. The tribe is spoken and mash stinks. Becker's awesome. Obviously, everybody knows that.

[H. Foley]

What's it called? What's the name of that website? Get the fuck out of here with that. That's bought and sold. I think Trident owns that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, you think Becker. Bought and so sold.

[H. Foley]

No, that website is bought and sold.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, for movies. Not.

[H. Foley]

That's all fake.

[Kevin Ryan]

For Becker. Becker. Oh, I got him dead there. You're like my wife. You're like my wife. You're a pedo. That's when I know I got you against.

[H. Foley]

I'm making fun of you for saying Becker like that. You don't have me up against anything.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. First of all, you're lying, you're backpedaling and you're mimicking. Those are three telltale signs of.

[H. Foley]

These are all made up.

[Kevin Ryan]

What did you not just backpedal and.

[H. Foley]

I didn't backpedal once, ok? Not once. What did I backpedal on? You made up the whole thing or misremembered the thing about us getting into a conversation about Mocha Joe being a blind guy and I didn't like it?

[Kevin Ryan]

You just said that.

[H. Foley]

I don't even remember.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen.

[H. Foley]

Knowing.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, listen. Critically acclaimed and I don't think it

[H. Foley]

was Mocha Joe that was in the show. We were trying to figure out.

[Kevin Ryan]

It was Mocha Joe.

[H. Foley]

Okay?

[Kevin Ryan]

I know. I'm a super fan. It was Mocha Joe. All right, Listen, I'm just saying. You got Ted Danson, you got Mocha Joe. Who else did that? Larry David. What else did Larry David create? Curb youb Enthusiasm. Seinfeld. He knows what he's doing. He sees those two stars, those two talents, you put them on screen, you got yourself a goddamn hit. That what other two program. What other program have those two guys been in? They're not in Mrs. They're in amazing shows.

[H. Foley]

Okay?

[Kevin Ryan]

That's all I'm saying.

[H. Foley]

All right? You watch Becker. You like Becker? That's totally cool. I'm sorry I brought it up. I dig it, man.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Maybe we got to watch it.

[Kevin Ryan]

We should watch it.

[H. Foley]

We should watch it together.

[Kevin Ryan]

Expand your horizons.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Maybe it's not all Cartoons and Sopranos. A little higher level highbrow comedy about. I didn't even know it was about a family pride. I thought he worked at a hospital. It only took place in the coffee shop, right?

[H. Foley]

I don't know, man. I don't watch it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[H. Foley]

I didn't.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is, this is. You're like one of those, one of those like congressmen who's like anti gay and then comes out being gay. I'm gonna catch you at a truck stop watching Pecker later.

[H. Foley]

Well, now you got watching Pecker. He got me.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I would probably say I saw. I would say probably a cool 128 episodes. How many? There were a syndication.

[H. Foley]

Of course. I'm not saying it wasn't popular. I'm not saying it wasn't a good show. I'm saying it strikes me as incredibly odd that a seventh grade boy was into the show Becker when it was in prime time into the show. You also got to think this because Becker was a. It was like a, you know, it was coming out of Must See TV and all that kind of stuff. It was just odd. It was very, you know. Yeah, CBS defied and I don't know, man, I thought it, you know, so it's.

[Kevin Ryan]

So it's weird for whatever says 12 year old boy to be watching a sitcom. That's weird. You were seven watching mash. What's a. What? What is a little. That's not odd. I'm just, I'm just grading your behavior on the grill. The things. You're grading my behavior?

[H. Foley]

I'll give you that. I'm saying. Yeah, that's a little odd.

[Kevin Ryan]

A little odd?

[H. Foley]

A little odd.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're watching a World War II, Korea, dickhead, whatever. You're watching a war comedy without your family.

[H. Foley]

Not really. Comedy was more.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was a laugh a minute.

[H. Foley]

Are you talking about drama? I don't know. War.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, I'm getting a little weird about this.

[Producer]

I will say this might have spawned Kippy's alter ego, Kippy Rooney. The show revolves around Becker and the things that annoy him.

[H. Foley]

That's true. That's true.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hit me. Kippy Rooney put the eyebrows on me. Isn't it weird?

[H. Foley]

I don't like square pizza.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love square pizza. See, now you're just making stuff up and you're backpedaling.

[H. Foley]

I want all square pizza.

[Kevin Ryan]

So I like both. I like having the option. When I get pizza, I get a little bit of square. A little bit triangle. Square is a better vehicle if I'm. If we're shooting it Straight and typically has better flavors.

[H. Foley]

I'm trying to think of other shows that I hated.

[Kevin Ryan]

I cannot.

[H. Foley]

You watch it all fine.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think this. I think you hated that time and place of. You're going, must see TV shit. Like culture changed. And if there's one thing I know about the big dog, he'll like it. So culture changed, and then you're going. You hated what that stood for, the people that watched it.

[H. Foley]

Meanwhile, I'm a Sam Malone guy, not

[Kevin Ryan]

some fucking hanging onto the past, man.

[H. Foley]

Stop it.

[Kevin Ryan]

You are. You're going. I'm a Sam Malone guy.

[H. Foley]

Took me a long time to adjust.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

I only liked him in Kirby Enthusiasm because he was fucking Ted Danson and I loved him in Saving Private Ryan. I mean, get the fuck out of here.

[Kevin Ryan]

He also played Ted Danson in that.

[H. Foley]

No, he did.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, my God. You're an idiot.

[H. Foley]

He played Becker. Becker's grandfather. You don't remember that scene? One of the best scenes. I don't.

[Kevin Ryan]

Who are you talking to?

[H. Foley]

I don't know.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're just making grand stuff.

[H. Foley]

Look, you ever see Saving Private Ryan?

[Producer]

I'm forgetting Ted Danson in it.

[H. Foley]

Wow. See? Doesn't forget. Theresi, though. Morning. Theresi.

[Kevin Ryan]

Man, you're on a war path today.

[H. Foley]

I am.

[Kevin Ryan]

You are a little bit. You don't remember that show to get. You don't remember that movie that came out before you were born?

[H. Foley]

Was it before you were born, buddy? Oh, my God.

[Kevin Ryan]

Same year, dude.

[Producer]

It was the year after I was born.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Wow.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cut the guy some fucking crazy. Cut the guy some slack.

[H. Foley]

I. Yeah, that's nuts.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not like your family, where he turned six and they started showing him war propaganda film Top Gun. All right. Jashik's birthday. We're gonna watch Deer Hunter.

[H. Foley]

Hey, you gotta watch. You find out what a commies. I try to kill you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I love it. Listen, my TV proclivities are neither here nor there, of course. And listen, guys, if you're a Becker head, hit me up. All right? The Becker heads. It was a fine program. Do I deserve to be ridiculed and drugged through the mud for it?

[H. Foley]

Struck me funny.

[Kevin Ryan]

I get that.

[H. Foley]

Strange.

[Kevin Ryan]

You also got to cut me a little slack. I feel in the sense that, like,

[H. Foley]

divorce, all that kind of stuff. Drama. I get it.

[Kevin Ryan]

There wasn't that much.

[H. Foley]

You had a rough.

[Kevin Ryan]

There wasn't that much going on last week.

[H. Foley]

This is overweight girls probably didn't notice you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Bad teeth.

[H. Foley]

Bad teeth.

[Kevin Ryan]

Going bald. Seven. Bald.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is before On Demand. This is before all that kind of shit. So it was just like you kind of. That was a time where you still had to watch what was fucking being watched. And if I wanted to spend any time with my father, it was in front of the television.

[H. Foley]

Your dad didn't watch Becker?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. Yeah, I'm just joking. That's.

[H. Foley]

I know.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, you don't think my dad liked Ted Danson? What? Fucking girl? No.

[H. Foley]

I met your father once.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're nuts, dude. You're just a nuts guy.

[H. Foley]

I met your dad once. No way. He watched Becker.

[Kevin Ryan]

I haven't talked to him in six years. I want to call him right now, find out if you watch Becker. We'd just do it for the show. That'd be crazy.

[H. Foley]

That'd be fun. All right, thanks. Bye.

[Kevin Ryan]

I knew it.

[H. Foley]

Think he'd pick up?

[Kevin Ryan]

Probably not. That would be deferred to a voicemail that I would have to go. Hey, just checking in, wondering if you want to get together, watch the Becker. Got the box set.

[H. Foley]

That would be cool.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is Becker. Can you watch Becker anywhere? That might be a fun Patreon episode. We watch. We watch an episode of Becker. The highest rated episode.

[H. Foley]

See if you could turn me.

[Kevin Ryan]

See if I can.

[H. Foley]

I got to start from the beginning.

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't listen, I'm calling.

[H. Foley]

I can't jump in.

[Producer]

Can watch it on Pluto tv.

[H. Foley]

Who's giving me the cash?

[Kevin Ryan]

We should sell a special to Pluto tv.

[H. Foley]

Pluto tv.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. They got Becker, they got cash.

[H. Foley]

Pluto tv.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ted dances.

[H. Foley]

Signing up. I have that on my Samsung and I don't know Samsung, my tv and I didn't pay My calls, their tv.

[Kevin Ryan]

The brand of the tv. I didn't pay that on my Vizio.

[H. Foley]

I didn't pay my YouTube TV.

[Kevin Ryan]

So this guy is just mulching through fucking bits. I didn't pay. I didn't pay. I didn't pay. He didn't pay a lot of bills. Trust me, I know that.

[H. Foley]

I've been watching Pluto tv.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's funny.

[H. Foley]

I mean, a steamroll. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's okay.

[Producer]

That means you're doing bad.

[Kevin Ryan]

Luke.

[H. Foley]

What do you say?

[Kevin Ryan]

Watching Pluto tv. What are you hanging out at the hospital a lot? Oh, impractical jokers again.

[H. Foley]

Doing a lot of physical therapy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Guys jammed up. Listen, again, neither here nor there. But I do look forward to sharing an episode or two. Maybe we'll do it on the Patreon. Do a nice watch along an episode or two of Becker with you. I think you would be delighted if you got out of your Comfort zone and enjoyed some highbrow. Well written, well acted, well produced, well directed. Situation.

[H. Foley]

Andy Ackerman, I think was a showrunner or whatever.

[Kevin Ryan]

There you go. What else he run? I don't know.

[H. Foley]

Something big stuff. Yeah, you shot me down before.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's why you don't like it. This goes all the way to the top, gang. Check out Becker on CBS Tuesday nights.

[H. Foley]

When did it air?

[Kevin Ryan]

Give me that. Do you have the time? It was like a Monday time and day to air.

[H. Foley]

What time? What day?

[Producer]

Monday?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, Monday's at 8:30.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let me triple check that.

[H. Foley]

Might have been up against Roseanne.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not 98.

[H. Foley]

Maybe the end. Roseanne, 90.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know Roseanne. I wasn't a.

[Producer]

It was a lead in to Everybody Loves Raymond. It was originally 9:30 and then it end and then it went a lead

[Kevin Ryan]

in to Everybody Loves Raymond.

[H. Foley]

You know how I feel about that.

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't like Raymond?

[H. Foley]

No. No.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're nuts, dude. I can't get a. Truth be told, Tony Soprano in it and I ain't watching it.

[H. Foley]

His wife was a huge bitch. Nothing against the actor, but give me a break. I like Peter Boyle.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mm.

[H. Foley]

I like a Brad Garrett. Small doses.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a big guy for small doses. Listen, before you burn any more bridges

[H. Foley]

in the industry, do I like Ray Romano? Brilliant. Thought he brilliant in the Irishman.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got a. Well, you can't call him brilliant in his life's work. You go, you don't like it?

[H. Foley]

Not his life's work. Everybody loves freaking Rosenthal's.

[Kevin Ryan]

Everybody Loves Raymond is not Ray Romano's life's work.

[H. Foley]

That's all Rosenthal. You're not traveling around Thailand, so you

[Kevin Ryan]

go, oh, he's great. I liked him in the Irishman because you only watch mob stuff. So you're like, that's the one thing. I'm sorry, Becker didn't do fucking Goodfellas 5. Okay? Mocha Joe was probably in fucking.

[H. Foley]

Becky didn't even have a drug problem. How am I supposed to get behind this crazy man?

[Kevin Ryan]

You're something else.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I guess so.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're upset in your wave.

[H. Foley]

I'm an old man, Kev. Let's talk about Mars Men, baby.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mars Men. Mars Man.

[H. Foley]

Talk about unlocking your potential. I'm getting older. Things are slowing down. Things aren't what they used to be. You know, sometimes you feel like you're walking through mud.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. You can feel the changes of lower testosterone.

[H. Foley]

So I don't want to say it, but yeah. You got to put my. My business on Front Street. Yeah, that's right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Feels like you hit a brick wall.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Uh huh. Uh huh.

[H. Foley]

You got it. All right, what do you got for me? Give me something good.

[Kevin Ryan]

You do. Listen, you're like, the workouts, the diet, but you still feel like you're stretching and climbing.

[H. Foley]

I'm not doing any of that. But yeah, I'm still tanking. But a lot of guys out there are and they're still not feeling up to snuff.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nah, I'm right there with you. Especially when the baby came, I was like, what the heck is going on? You're just sluggish, the whole nine yards. And here's what I learned. I started taking Mars Man. Your body makes testosterone, but a lot of it gets locked up and can't be used. There's a protein called SHBG that basically handcuffs your testosterone. You become a prisoner in yourself. You're locked inside. You can't, you can't break the change. Even if your body is making testosterone, SHBG locks it up so you cannot access it. It's like having money in the bank, but you forget your pin, your debit card ain't working.

[H. Foley]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Love you. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[H. Foley]

debating TV from 25 years ago, you should have just took the hit and moved on. You watch Becker. It's okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I don't like you to say. I know it's crazy weird. It's crazy. Becker, wait. How old were you? So you were 22?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, wait. I can't let it go. You're telling me you can't look at me the same? I've been best friends for 15 years ago and I can't look at you the same 1998.

[H. Foley]

I just come back from North Carolina making big moves.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay? You know, you're a fucking huffing cleanser in a closet with your roommate. What are you talking about?

[H. Foley]

Okay, you get personal. And then I moved to New York in 99. Was right back 2008 trying to find

[Kevin Ryan]

the set of Becker there's shoe Becker up here. That's right. You moved out. You missed out on Dawson's Creek in North Carolina.

[H. Foley]

You shot that on a lot in la. Ted Dance is coming to New York to Shoot. You kidding me? It's probably the only reason he took the show. It's probably 10 minutes away from his house.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know if you're pro Becker. I can't get a read. I get. You don't like.

[H. Foley]

I'm pro dancing all the way. You know that dancing from start to finish. That dance has been on TV in some form or another for the last 35 years. I love Ted Danson.

[Kevin Ryan]

You. This was his. This was his.

[H. Foley]

No, I don't understand this.

[Kevin Ryan]

This what? This was his. This is his only leading role. That was an ensemble cast. Cheers was an ensemble.

[H. Foley]

Crazy. They weren't even alive, dude.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kiersti Alley, Woody, the fucking rest in peace to.

[H. Foley]

The coach said Mocha Joe was on the show. Mocha Joe.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mocha Joe. We listen. I love Mocha Joe. He can't carry Ted Danson. Stethoscope can't carry. He can't carry Becker's lab jacket. Okay.

[H. Foley]

Danson was a star of Cheers.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not saying he wasn't a star. That was unseen.

[H. Foley]

Was the star of sure is an ensemble cast. But Ted Danson was an ensemble cast. Whatever. I'm not. And I'm not debating.

[Kevin Ryan]

He carried it on his back.

[H. Foley]

This is what you do. You start getting this stuff. I'm debating these things. I don't want to debate these things. I think it's weird. You watch Becker. That's all I'm going to say.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's fair. We just unpacked. Why you think it's weird? That's all.

[H. Foley]

Why?

[Kevin Ryan]

I. I'm just one. I think, you know, because it wasn't

[H. Foley]

my kind of rock and roll.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Listen, if it. If it didn't scratch your itch, you ain't a fan. And that's fair.

[H. Foley]

Okay, sure. Got me.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, listen, gang.

[Producer]

As you know, Google Ted Danson Becker is one of his top projects.

[Kevin Ryan]

Top project. 87.

[H. Foley]

87 what?

[Kevin Ryan]

Popcorn.

[Producer]

It's the fourth project that comes up.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fourth project.

[H. Foley]

What's the first three?

[Producer]

A man on the inside. Cheers. The Good Place.

[H. Foley]

Ooh, ooh. The Good Place. Now I like that show.

[Kevin Ryan]

A man on the inside. That the new one? It's new.

[H. Foley]

He's in a nursing home.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kick rocks.

[H. Foley]

Why?

[Kevin Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

Let's turn this new Ted dancing podcast. Just fight about Ted Danson.

[Kevin Ryan]

I want the good plane. The Ted Danson plane.

[H. Foley]

Of course.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, listen, here we go. This is a. Okay, this one's from $10 shareholder generic name. Love it.

[H. Foley]

Love it.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever make an ice cream Sandwich with Wonder Bread and vanilla ice cream. It's a sweet bread and it works better than you think. This blew my brain. I've never thought about making an ice

[H. Foley]

cream sandwich like a. What do you mean? Like what? Wait, hold on. On a cookie?

[Kevin Ryan]

I thought. I thought the Becker was gonna get. I thought the Becker was an ugly.

[H. Foley]

You're telling me your house?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, never.

[H. Foley]

I've never thought about it took two chocolate chip cookies. Whether it be a chip Ahoy or

[Kevin Ryan]

if I want to have a chip Ahoy, I'm a habit or whatever.

[H. Foley]

And you never put ice cream in the middle?

[Kevin Ryan]

Not even that. Have I never done it? It's never crossed my mind.

[H. Foley]

What? That's bonkos. I know. You can't find those chocolatey. The rectangle ones. You're not gonna. Can't find those wafers nowhere.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's not a wafer.

[H. Foley]

Whatever it is more of a cookie or a cake, I think.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not a wafer.

[H. Foley]

I think the moisture in the ice cream does that. I bet that starts out like a crack cracker and probably get softened up. Stop fucking typing. I need you fact checking me over there. Fucking dick gtp.

[Kevin Ryan]

You feel like you're getting it from both angles here. A scared Henry.

[H. Foley]

That's just the way I like it. Back in the corner.

[Kevin Ryan]

First of all, no one's doing this to you. You're doing this to yourself, guy.

[Producer]

Cookie wafers.

[H. Foley]

Thank you, Luke.

[Producer]

Germany, they call them waffles.

[H. Foley]

Thank you, pal. I love you. My buddy cut that in post.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's really gaslight them.

[H. Foley]

That. That. I don't even know what that means. That I get what you get. Not being able to have access to those but not making an ice cream sandwich out of a cookie at home.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. Look, did you grow up? I'm not. I'm. I'm not even.

[H. Foley]

Fucking Sunday bar every Saturday.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get it? You got a chip on. On your shoulder. You're from the wrong side of the track.

[H. Foley]

I got a chip.

[Kevin Ryan]

Luke had a better life than you.

[H. Foley]

I'm not saying against it. I'm happy for him.

[Kevin Ryan]

But I'm saying. Hey.

[H. Foley]

You're asking me if you're an ice cream sandwich at home. Huh? Of course he did. Luke.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. He's half your age. Grew up in a different town with a little bit of cash. Maybe if your parents.

[H. Foley]

I'm cool with it.

[Kevin Ryan]

If your parents weren't derelicts and watching mash and fucking repeat every day and maybe went to college and got a fucking education. You can make chip Ahoy sandwiches at your house too.

[H. Foley]

I did make chip away sandwiches at my house. Hydroxy cut or whatever they were called. Hydrox. Those cookies. Okay. We had archway cookies for a long time in high school. The double chocolate fudge ones. You know, archway, they're a little bit bigger and softer.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm at a retirement home talking to a guy.

[Producer]

Talking to Junior Soprano right now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah? Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Huh?

[Kevin Ryan]

What else pop up? Back in my day, I was. I was a cheese man, not a becca man.

[H. Foley]

You take the heat. You watch Becker. Stop trying to do a hit piece on me like I'm a jerk off. Then he's saying, yeah, you start turning the tables on me. I don't know how to argue like that. I'm on my feet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let argue. It's improv. Improv. We're having a battle of wits.

[H. Foley]

You wouldn't know improv if I gave you.

[Kevin Ryan]

He couldn't. You couldn't smooth this. He couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date with a baby.

[H. Foley]

I got Steve.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gotcha. That's acting.

[H. Foley]

Excuse me, Lucas.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Did you make the cookies at the house?

[Producer]

Yeah, there were some summer nights where we did.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[H. Foley]

My mom.

[Producer]

It was like a fun thing. The crazy thing my dad did was he did the cookies with Nutella in between.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whoa. That was another crazy thing. My dad.

[H. Foley]

How many?

[Kevin Ryan]

Never came back. Okay. Ignored me in a Wawa parking lot.

[H. Foley]

Now that's weird. A guy dipping a cookie in Nutella. Man, talk about sheltered. The weirdest thing my dad ever did. You want to make s' mores inside?

[Kevin Ryan]

You know, I know it's crazy. I remember one time I watched my dad fight the neighborhood. You ever do that? He told a 16 year old he was going to clean his clock. So sorry if I wasn't. Sorry if I was watching fucking Becker and not eating fucking ice cream sandwiches. Okay. Guy, I had some shit to deal with.

[H. Foley]

And Becker was an escape.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. A nice simple life up there in the Bronx, huh? Every day I dream having a cup of coffee in there. No one fist fighting each other.

[H. Foley]

A coffee shop too. Jesus Christ, how many fucking shows were coffee shops? Frasier, that.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can't let it go.

[H. Foley]

Friends.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just take the hit guy. Take the break, take the hit.

[H. Foley]

Take Starbucks as much as the next fellow. Here's the thing. When I was working at twenty Manning in Philly, mostly Latino kitchen staff would take the brioche buns that we use for hamburgers, slice a bunch of them in half, Bassett's ice cream in the middle, let the let's let the whole, you know, everybody have a little corner.

[Kevin Ryan]

I get that. I think I'm more of a. I think. Why I never. It never crossed my mind.

[H. Foley]

It's high end shit. What? It's. It's. It's. It. Listen, Wonder Bread's one thing, but I get it. It's kind of a classy move.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. Yeah. I just don't think it would ever be as good as the end. Like, the functionality of like. It wasn't an ice cream. If I want an ice cream sandwich ice cream. And we. First of all, we kept them. We kept the America's Choice. The ones from Super Fresh on deck. Boxes of them. John Freezer burn like a son of a. Sometimes I'm 4 years old out there in the. Out there in a meat freeze smelling like tuna and fish blood of whatever my stepdad caught on it. I remember one time.

[H. Foley]

Hey, there's mackerel guts on my chip witch.

[Kevin Ryan]

One time the freezer thawed out or like left the door open. There was a bunch of fish that he caught down here, down the shore. Fish goes bad and it dripped down into the fridge and like in like we didn't know for. I still smell it in my garage. It was probably 20 years ago. And you open the. You know, we opened the drawer where like the sodas were. You know what I mean? Beers in there and just fill lick red. It might have all been chum, huh? Yeah. I just remember being like. I think they even like tried to save the. Like we're. Wash these drinks off. I was like, lady, you're fucking. You give me eating nuts.

[H. Foley]

Get a shot at be growing gills. Get out of here. Holy shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

But the function. I always. It was just. I was like, this is gonna be a mess. I'd rather just eat the bowl. If I was gonna do it, I'd probably just put cookies in the bowl. But I didn't even do that really.

[H. Foley]

I don't mean to be the contrarian this episode, but you're just trash. That's a classy kind of move.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

Just don't know anything about that.

[Kevin Ryan]

No one even. I don't even think my mom knows it's legal to do that. I think she probably needs a permit to start making her own ice cream sandwiches. I was never the thing.

[H. Foley]

I don't have the food safety test. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, we were the. We were the standard Breyers. Yeah. Throw a little pretzels in there. I would do that sometimes. Yeah. Crumble up the thin. The thinned hers. I'd do that. That's. That's like if you're not putting pretzels

[H. Foley]

in your ice cream, you're garbage.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's like if we were, you know, that was like hoity toity.

[H. Foley]

I remember that. She's not figuring that out. Yeah, I remember figuring that out. Figured that out on my own. Like a. Like. Like a T900.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm a learning computer fat gbt over here.

[H. Foley]

A little salty man. Sorry.

[Kevin Ryan]

Huh?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I remember my dad would whip the ice cream to like.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that was crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

I thought you had that. Might as well been like mixing sacrete to me. That was. It comes as a kid. I'm like. I couldn't get the momentum going. And then once a year, you reach like eight or nine. You get that. You get the strength to do it.

[H. Foley]

I remember one time I left a Frosty in my fridge for like a week and I popped that out. Home run. It was like in between soft serve and regular ice cream. Like a Frosty. Like a Frosty.

[Kevin Ryan]

Never really the growing. We never really did them growing up, ever. I don't know if I've ever.

[H. Foley]

All you did was watch Becker, huh?

[Kevin Ryan]

Smoke cigarettes, drink Slim Fast, drink.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, you were drinking Slim Fast, smoking cigarettes and watching Becker.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, not all at the same time. That's crazy. I'm not a king.

[H. Foley]

The divorce really got its hooks in you. Did you always say you can't date? I'm not gonna start seeing anybody now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where's you Focus on myself right now.

[H. Foley]

Eating Lean Cuisines. I love that Worby Parker. Let me tell you that right now.

[Kevin Ryan]

Wabi packet.

[H. Foley]

I love that Wabi paca. It's the absolute best. Listen, as a glasses wearer, as a contact wearer, glasses, it's brutal.

[Kevin Ryan]

Jam up city.

[H. Foley]

It really is, man. You got your sacrifice in style for cost, for durability, for this. For that, you go to Warby Parker. I'm telling you right now, it's the perfect blend of everything. You look stylish, you have durable, affordable glasses, and you're walking around like you're, you know, you live on Park Avenue.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I cannot say enough about Warby Parker. If you got glasses, get rid of those things and go to Warby Parker and get a fresh pair.

[Kevin Ryan]

You were just telling me how much it changed your life.

[H. Foley]

That's right. I was like a gentleman Parker glasses. I'll tell you that right now.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

Do it.

[Theresi]

Hey, sweetie. Your mother showed me this Carvana thing for selling the car. I'm gonna give it a try. Wish me luck. Me again. I put in the license plate. It gave me an offer. Unbelievable. Okay, I accepted the offer. They're picking it up Tuesday from the driveway. I haven't even left my chair. It's done. The car is gone. I'm holding a check anyway. Carvana. Give it a whirl. Love ya.

[Kevin Ryan]

So good you'll want to leave a voicemail about it. Sell your car today on Carvana. Pick UP FEES MAY apply. This one's good. This is from what murders $10. Longtime investor have yet to have one red is it garbage? July until the oil change guy. Don't worry about the air filters. Just order one on Amazon. I got to put it in when I get home to avoid them showcasing your old dirty air filter. Because that's how to get you.

[H. Foley]

Damn.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good move.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I like it.

[Kevin Ryan]

And what is it with the embat. There's a level of trash of being embarrassed where like, I do this all the time. I know you do this. Where you come up with that. You're having these conversations with the other people of some sort of authority in your head. In your head of like, I just ordered it. Like all. You could just go now I'm not paying. No thanks. But like, you're embarrassed that you're not getting it. You feel like you should be getting. Might not have the cash to get It, Right. All of these things and you're going to. That guy was driving all the way there going, I'm gonna make up a lie that I ordered it on Amazon. I don't get that. You're afraid to feel trashy for saying no, right? And not getting the full service.

[H. Foley]

Yes, I think of that ilk, people of that ilk. If you say, no, I don't want it. You think that that guy's gonna think, oh, this loser can't afford it, which

[Kevin Ryan]

you can't hand up. I never could.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, right. I think people that are. That do well or whatever are like, you know, no, I'm not paying for that. I don't want it. But.

[Kevin Ryan]

Or they're also going trashy.

[H. Foley]

People need to. Need to, you know. Nah, I just order one. Don't worry about it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I got the guy with the thing and the thing. My brother going, you just something.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's like, if I would. I've gone in to get my tooth pulled and it's like, well, we know

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm gonna do this at home.

[H. Foley]

No, we can save this. Or, you know, we could do a root canal or, you know, let's check the other ones. Like, dude, just pull the fucking tooth.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mm, root canal.

[H. Foley]

I don't need to check in the air filter. Yank it and let me get out of here. Give me three Percocets and get me through tonight.

[Kevin Ryan]

Three more to get me through the morning. I'll figure out the rest. Yeah, that's a weird. I do that. My brother does. I've grown up watching people do that.

[H. Foley]

My mom is the king.

[Kevin Ryan]

My mom.

[H. Foley]

My mom is the kid. No, that's fine. We just. We just had one installed two weeks ago. Whatever. You don't need to worry about it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I just did that with that handyman that came over. Sort of tell him I'm redoing the whole thing. I'm like making shit. I'm a take. I'm a knock this down and rebuild. Yeah, you don't need to paint the walls. I'm knocking it down. Huh? We're probably just going to redo the whole thing.

[H. Foley]

You know what? We're moving actually. Here's the keys. We're leaving.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just did it. Just broke ground.

[H. Foley]

I wonder what that's called. It's called something. People that are like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Low self esteem.

[H. Foley]

I don't know.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's not high self esteem,

[H. Foley]

but that air filter, I don't know. I'm 50, 50 on that. Does that thing matter? I think so, because they Bang yet that. They love that. Well, like, I've talked for an oil change that. That's for. Hey, crazy, I got a new one.

[Kevin Ryan]

But they're trained to do that because that you're. They have to upsell you selling it. Yeah, well, I've talked to mechanic who's like, just hit it with the air hose. Blow it out, and you're good. Oh, because they can fucking. That's what I hear. I listen. I don't know dick about cars, but I grew up with mechanics. And they go, yeah, just hit that with the hose. Clean it up for you. What's even tell them, hit it. Hit me with the hose.

[H. Foley]

There you go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now I just hit it with the hose. I'm gonna replace it next time. That's what like. And the guy goes. The guy go, all right, first of all, the guy probably. Can't you and a guy have the

[H. Foley]

same amount of money, a little grease, grief him for that? Sometimes those pep boy places, you can't get to the guy doing the job.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, they come up with that fucking. That. That. That clear folder with your. With your fuck, man. Yeah. Hey, yeah, do that. When I work.

[H. Foley]

Am I going to a concert? Give me a laminate.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got it right here. They do. They pull it out like a product, like it's not good. Like he's telling you he got cancer.

[H. Foley]

I always should watch Becker. I always get into the garage. Even they say, don't go in there. I always get in there. I pull the fucking car in and I. I want to know who's doing it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I don't care about it.

[H. Foley]

See, if I need something for a little to show them. Let me show you where it is. Like, if it's a. If it's a hole in my tire, I'll show you how to get eyes on it. How much is an air filter?

[Producer]

10, 20 bucks.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do we talk about?

[H. Foley]

It's the principle, though.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm very much. I'm probably like, you're getting taken.

[H. Foley]

Sorry.

[Kevin Ryan]

No. Yeah, for sure. And you don't. You know, somebody said it to me one time, everybody loves to buy. No one feels like being sold. No one wants to be sold. You love to buy. You hate being sold. Love to go, I bought that. Not. He sold me a car. I bought a car. Right? You don't want to feel like they took advantage of you. You took advantage of them, huh? Which every dirt bag wants to go. Like, I beat him up on the thing. I got the thing.

[H. Foley]

Tell me the last time I Was sold.

[Kevin Ryan]

We'll be right back. Becker, everybody. 9:30, CBS.

[H. Foley]

I'm trying to think sold on something.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, let's see here. This one's from Stevie. Six fingers, $10 squatter. Never had one read. Is it garbage to do your bachelor party two days after the wedding because you don't get paid until then. And also hoping to get some cash from the guests. Wow, that is a dirt bag level of trash. I don't hate it though. Listen, hear me out here. Hear me out. If you're a dude, the bachelor party is significantly better than the wedding.

[H. Foley]

Oh, I thought you're gonna say than the bachelorette party. Not the videos I've seen.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's pecker at 8:30. It's funner. You just you if you and 10 boys in your party and or what you're going to a. You know a lot of people are doing like I'm doing a cabin in the mountains or we're gonna go to AC for the night or whatever. It's funner. So I would say like because when you're at the wedding, you want all the boys like the memory and rug and Donnie shit himself. And like you're talking about stories from. It's never as just broads in your family. There ain't no fun. So I like the idea of that afterwards. But that's pretty tough. A few days after you get married and tell your fucking new wife like hey, I'm gonna fucking.

[H. Foley]

I'll be in Atlanta. I'll be in Vegas for three days.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I want to roll out. Vegas is probably a tough sell, you know, cuz all the prostitutes.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Producer]

But also you're not using that money then for the honeymoon?

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. Why didn't listen, I didn't think that was. I mean this guy's waiting for payday.

[H. Foley]

That's great.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Your half is yours, half is mine. You go wherever you want. I'm going to fucking saratoga.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's my 25. Wow. That. You know what else is really trashy that my brother used to do. And I've had friends do a good amount. I've thought about it. I just never had the funds to take to do it was to go on the bachelor party but not the wedding to be like a guy you party with. Oh, like I party with that guy. I don't want him at. But like we're not close enough to go to the wedding.

[H. Foley]

Wait, you wanted to become this guy?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, wanted to become this guy. But I ran in circles with a couple of guys like that. Really go to the bachelor party and not the wedding? Because they're like, oh, yeah, we're all going to fucking whatever.

[H. Foley]

Get Duff. Tell him to come. Tell Duffy to come.

[Kevin Ryan]

Duff to come. They'll crash with me. He's a good time.

[H. Foley]

But it's like, that's not. Duff's not going to the wedding.

[Kevin Ryan]

Duff's not going to the wedding.

[H. Foley]

Wow.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. My brother did that a couple of times.

[H. Foley]

Interesting.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Pat's done it a couple of times.

[H. Foley]

Is the wife, like, what happened to your friend Duffy that you went on the. You didn't invite him to the wedding? Nah, Duff's not a wedding guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Duff's not a family guy. Keep stuff away from grandma. I think my boy Pat and my other boy used to take each other as plus ones to weddings just to party and, like, not bounce it off of the bride and groom. Just like, you invited me with a plus one. I'm bringing my homie and we're gonna get fucked up and. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

And, like, not, like, with the other way.

[H. Foley]

Who'd he do this with?

[Kevin Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

It'd be Stutzky and who else?

[Kevin Ryan]

My other boy I'm trying to protect. So, you know.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, gotcha. Would the other guy know the bride and groom?

[Kevin Ryan]

To an extent, yeah. But, like, definitely didn't make the cut of the wedding. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

That's awesome.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. They did it multiple times.

[H. Foley]

Didn't make the cut of the wedding.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not like, wasn't even considered. It's that way. It was Pat's friend. Like, Pat brought his home. Pat brought his boy to a wedding just to be like, oh, it's an open bar. We're gonna go get fucked up. We'll put on suits, get fucked up.

[H. Foley]

That's so fucking awesome.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Like, Malta, like, in our early 20s. That was happening, like, a decent amount.

[H. Foley]

That's a good time.

[Kevin Ryan]

Remember being like, what's he doing here? He's got, like, five beers.

[H. Foley]

He's hitting.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's hitting on the bride. That's my boy, Randy. He's with Pat.

[H. Foley]

You're the one getting married. You work out at the Crunch Gym down the street, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

I think I seen in there. Glutes. This guy.

[H. Foley]

No way.

[Kevin Ryan]

I bolt that up just with you.

[H. Foley]

She's a beautiful girl.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Crazy. I remember being, like. Even in like, the height of our partying and drinking like that, I remember being like, this feels uncouth. This feels very. I'm like, uncouth. I'm like, are you not bouncing that off to them? You know, you're not Bouncing that off the couple seems crazy.

[H. Foley]

Don't you have to do it in the. In the invitation?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, no, it's just plus one. I'll be, you know, I regret to inform you. Or like I'm accepting plus one. Like Mr. So and so and guess. Yeah, we will be attending. And then maybe, you know, maybe there's some times where he's like, he was going to bring his lady and maybe they broke up or she couldn't go or just like whatever it was, but it's like, hey, I RSVP with a plus one. I'm not tied down at the moment. What do you go see? We go cruising.

[H. Foley]

I would never even think that would never occur to me. It's a great move.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mm. You have to have friends that get invited to a wedding.

[H. Foley]

Sure. If I was back then, I did dickhead spend all that time with you?

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Back then I gave my life up for my art.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can you say that with a straight face?

[H. Foley]

I did.

[Kevin Ryan]

I did. And scene. Who he is good.

[H. Foley]

I would be. I do the fucking, the dork thing. If, like, say I got invited with a plus one and then had a breakup or whatever or was single and I got a plus one, I would, like, take some, you know, date and do that and play fucking Johnny fucking Dork all night and bring your fucking boys with you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's a squad.

[H. Foley]

Have a good time. Mm, such an idiot when I come to that stuff. That's genius. Now back to this business with the bachelor party. Yeah, it's trash.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's very trash. I would, you know, I was trying to make up, come up with a scenario where I'm like, oh, it's cool. And I get that it's cool, but it's like, that's a tough look all around. But hey, you got to do what you got to do sometimes. Who am I to judge?

[H. Foley]

Imagine somebody at the wedding being like, how was the bachelor party? I don't know. Tell you next weekend.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now.

[H. Foley]

Thank you.

[Kevin Ryan]

I just got invited to a bachelor party.

[H. Foley]

Is that right?

[Kevin Ryan]

I did.

[H. Foley]

Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

Uh huh. Can't attend.

[H. Foley]

Why one?

[Kevin Ryan]

It's in the Dominican Republic. Later you show up,

[H. Foley]

that goes down to the doctor. Now it's too hot. Yeah, it's just like, I mean, the situation's too hot.

[Kevin Ryan]

I go anywhere in the Dominican Republic.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's how they get you. They get you down there. Comedy boys pop you down there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, you sure? Yeah.

[H. Foley]

A lot of people wouldn't mind. Have me out of the way.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. On the. Walking down the sidewalk. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, I just, it's like it was also. We've reached the age where like that got floated through the group text and shout out to my boys. They listen and I'm just like, it's just like, you're not Talking about like 40 year old men with jobs and families and they're just like, I can't, I'm not gonna be able to swing. Getting three or four days away, you know, plus, with that many plus there was people I don't know in a

[H. Foley]

group text getting all fucked up, coming back on like a Wednesday, dying.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's also like, you know, I think there's a thing. You've seen it, everybody's seen it where like guys get to a certain age, they get out of rhythm of partying. Now that being said, a good amount of my boys are still partying. There's still, they're still, they're not married, they're not having kids, they're fucking, they're getting after it Thursday through Wednesday, you know, I mean they're doing a seven day week, so they're not out of step. But you know, some guys were like, oh, their wife and kids, they might drink once a month. They get down there so and so happen. They, they don't have it anymore. They're not conditioned and then they end up puking, getting in a fight, something. So it's just like, it just leads to bad news. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm more of like if the three, my three homies want to be like, oh, let's go here and golf for the weekend. I go, yeah, well, we'll hit a fucking. Got a nice hotel, nice Airbnb pool day, beers, be in bed by 10, wake up. That's what I would do.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I'm with you on that.

[Kevin Ryan]

But that's what I'm saying. But I just can't, I can't swing. I also don't have, I don't have four days of drinking in me like that.

[H. Foley]

No, that's what I'm. Yeah, that's wild. Remember John Mayer saying he was hungover for six days?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. And I gotta be honest with you, like, if I'm drinking, it's.

[H. Foley]

You come back. When a doctor, you're hungover for a

[Kevin Ryan]

couple of days and like you walk in and hand you the baby right away and you're like, you get. That's the biggest problem with getting to this age and having. Now I have life, real life responsibilities. Is it like. Yeah, more Listen, we were on the road two weeks ago. You go on the. I'll go on a road for three, four days. Yeah. I get to sleep in, I get to have my bears, you know what I mean? But then she's on, you know, Pop up on the road.

[H. Foley]

Now you want to get beers at 7:11 and sit in the lobby of a, of a Holiday Inn Express.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's not bad though. I'm an old man, Gary.

[H. Foley]

Hey, I go straight to bed. Don't get me wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

Climb out the window. Jumping on top of a car. I think a gorilla just broke out of room 314.

[H. Foley]

That'd be awesome. If that was I was you guys. Catch me, ah, I'm hitting the sack. Hour later, I come walking down in a tuxedo. That's all right.

[Kevin Ryan]

But yeah, it's the response. You walk in, you go, I can't be hungover. When I get home, I gotta be relatively fresh and I gotta check the fuck in.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cause she's, you know, she's been on for four days. I've been fucking tripping the lights. Fantastic. Hanging out with my fucking five jerk off buddies calling each other fat, gay and bald all week. And then it's like, you know, I've been on vacation.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

My biggest responsibility is what, you know, what snacks I'm gonna get at the fucking Love's truck stop.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

And to do the short stacker to full stack at the diner.

[H. Foley]

As long as Uncle Hank wakes up in the morning, you're golden.

[Kevin Ryan]

Knocking on, everybody's going, anybody, guys on a big man? Anybody got eyes on a big man? He's usually lazy up early. You know, I'll get a whisper.

[H. Foley]

See a big man.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's usually Colin. See the big man? Not yet.

[H. Foley]

Oh, ambulance rolling in slow.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got it, got it. All right, let's see here. This one's fine. I've never thought of this. This is from Steve Urkel. Second time, long time. Is it garbage to lean on the cart while walking in the grocery store? Like you lean down.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? Walking doggy style? Your face down, ass up. That's awesome, that is. You're walking meds. Oh, she's in front of you. Whatever. You're just cruising. It's trashy. You got to be a little more proud, for sure. But that, that guy's in flip flops and socks.

[H. Foley]

I love it. Especially when you go to the suburbs and they got them big ass carts. I could fit in that. Throw me in there, push me around like a, like a, like a robot at An Amazon fucking factory.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was the big. We. I'm sure we've mentioned this at some point, but to me, that was the big level of trash. Whether your. If your parents let you sit in the back with the groceries. That was real. They were. That was like single mom, which.

[H. Foley]

That was a spot hanging out up front.

[Kevin Ryan]

I didn't like being chilling.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Nah, that was like. That was like fucking.

[H. Foley]

You had to put a blanket down or something. That was fucking legs.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're stuck. And she let me in the back. I want to break. That's like being in the back of a pickup truck.

[H. Foley]

You want to sit in the seat?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I want to be in the back. Or you're still holding at the front.

[H. Foley]

Wait, what are you talking.

[Kevin Ryan]

I guess I have it reversed.

[H. Foley]

Yes. You. You think it's trashy if you sit in the bay where the food goes or the bay and the cargo bay or in the seat.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, there's a cargo bay. The trunk, if you will. Yeah, that's trashy.

[H. Foley]

What, you want to sit in the seat like a good boy staring at your mother?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I'm saying I didn't like that.

[H. Foley]

You don't want to see the one. You don't want to be in the car.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I want to be in the big one. That's what I'm saying. The trunk.

[H. Foley]

But that's trashy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Oh, yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just because I didn't want to be trashy.

[H. Foley]

But you like it?

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Good man.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm saying that's the equivalent of riding in the back of a pickup truck for a six year old. That's as. That's as lawless as you're gonna get. Yeah, I'm back here. All the other nerds are tucked into the front.

[H. Foley]

That's what I'm saying.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're sippy cups, got an A and W going. I'm in the fucking back, dog. I mean, a roll from the deli section. I got a slice of cheese and a slice of turkey. How you doing, Tony? I'm making a footlong back here. Suck my dick.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's all right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that was. And my mom like, get out of there.

[H. Foley]

Shut up.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shut up.

[H. Foley]

How would you climb in there?

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Can't hold me down. Well, at one point.

[H. Foley]

You didn't tip that.

[Kevin Ryan]

At one point, top heavy. It got tough to. Tough to get done. Yeah, I was a. I stay until about 7.

[H. Foley]

You tipped that cart.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think I was thin till my mom went back to work.

[H. Foley]

Then it was Becker time. Started watching Becker and drinking complex.

[Kevin Ryan]

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of Ribio Flavin.

[H. Foley]

You know my son, yellow number five.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's tough.

[H. Foley]

I get it, kid.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mm.

[H. Foley]

It's all right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's see here. This is another. This is also. This is from all the toast. $10 mozzarella stick. If you go to a restaurant you've been to before, will you or your family members start a conversation about every other table you've sat at for previous visits? Oh, wow. We've never sat over here. We always sit at that table over there. That means you got jack shit to say.

[H. Foley]

I mean, that is so funny.

[Kevin Ryan]

Last time we were over there, remember, I said to my, like, if tensions are high, but when you sit down, bread's nice here. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

You said that. You said that somewhere that we were at last weekend.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was trying to start conversation with you. You're a stick in the mud.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, Dominican trip really got me thinking too. I was lost in my thoughts for a second.

[Kevin Ryan]

I saw you. Brutal.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that hangover kills me.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where were we? That I've said I probably had to.

[H. Foley]

We were.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's where. That's where convo gets with us sometimes.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, we were somewhere like we usually sit on the other side. Was that the Palm? Was it. Was it airport breakfast?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, probably was airport breakfast because they

[H. Foley]

put us on the other side.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can get your palm airport breakfast tv tell t [e-mail]. and you can also get your aunt hoodie mugs while supplies last. They're going. They're going out of. They're running out of supplies.

[H. Foley]

I think the mugs are. Yeah, plenty of Palm shirts.

[Kevin Ryan]

Everything's going well.

[H. Foley]

I love it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, I love it. Really? Turn into midday news anchor.

[H. Foley]

Oh, that's great. Next up, we're gonna be talking who plays the piano? Next up, we're gonna be talking to a punk kid that goes to Teresi every night. Luke Dempsey is in the studio with us, ladies and gentlemen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mm, this one's trashy, but respect. This is from J. Cape. Never had one read. Fairly new, homie. Thank you. Welcome to the show. Are you garbage if your first birthday party was also your mom's high school graduation party. Whoa, listen. She fucked. She made some mistakes, obviously, but she graduated. Props to her for sticking out with a one year old. Senior year with a one year old.

[H. Foley]

And save money on cake. Mm. You just get the one big sheet cake for that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cut it in half.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. High school graduation cake wasn't that bad. It gets a bad rap where. What do you mean where.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where's it getting a bad. Who's talking about it?

[H. Foley]

It's not very popular.

[Kevin Ryan]

You guys know, listen, I've heard a lot of. A lot. I've seen a lot of headlines on graduation. High school.

[H. Foley]

People talk about birthday cake all the time. Mother's Day cake.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, well, there's one of those every year. There's. You go to. You have one high school graduation. That's why no one's talking about it.

[H. Foley]

No, that's not true. And there's not one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Something just came out of one of your orifices that is putrid. And we. We have to wrap up. That's crazy. That's crazy, dude. We have to. Guys, I love you. We'll see you next week. I got to get fully to the doctor. Peace.

[H. Foley]

I am not gross.