Foley's Retirement Home! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Summary

Are You Garbage? – “Foley's Retirement Home!” w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Podcast Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Release Date: December 8, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively “family episode,” Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, beloved Philadelphia comedians and self-proclaimed dirtbags, go guest-less and riff on aging, retirement homes, family shame, childhood traditions, peeing in public, wedding 50/50 drawings, and classic garbage culture. Listeners are treated to a mix of hilarious stories, mockery, self-deprecating asides, observations about trashy vs. classy behavior, and plenty of Philly flavor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dirtbag Origins and Philly Pride

• The hosts reminisce about meeting at a Philly comedy open mic and their journey from “local dirtbags” to playing the Met in Philadelphia.
• “We're the underdogs… the ham and eggers, lunch pail guys.” (A, 02:49)
• Discussion about the Are You Garbage? Army—a nod to their community and its self-deprecating embrace of lowbrow culture.

2. Retirement Home Musings & Aging Anxieties

• Foley attends a function at a 55+ community, marveling at the amenities (“like a cruise ship that never sets sail” (B quoting an old-timer, 14:23)) and wonders aloud if he’s inching towards his own retirement.
• Kevin and Foley banter on the realities of aging, not having retirement savings, and living among “old-timers.”
• Foley jokes about blending in: “I probably do well in there. I look young.” (B, 12:58)
• Classic old-guy wardrobe analysis: “Jeans with a collared shirt and a sweatshirt that says, like, Arizona or something like that.” (B, 15:07)

3. Philadelphia Family Traditions & Catholic Guilt

• Stories about schlepping Christmas decorations from the garage, sharing shameful family routines, and stereotypical Irish Catholic guilt.
• “I don't know what it would take for my dad… just to go pee in the broad daylight on the side. No, like me... it was just between a car.” (A, 24:49)

4. Public Peeing: Parenting or Trashiness?

• Kevin recounts a Manhattan incident where a young kid peed with pants at the ankles in public daylight:
  • “This is broad daylight, New York City, hippie shit… The kid could go to the bathroom.” (A, 21:15)
• Both hosts agree: emergency kid pee? Sure, but at least show some discretion—use a car door for cover, or try to find a restroom.
• “I don't know... that's trashy behavior.” (A, 25:49)

5. Biodegradable Sandwich Bags & Other Modern Conveniences

• Complaints about new eco-friendly bags ruining leftover mashed potatoes:
  • “That’s like something took a dump in there. Ruined my leftover mashed potatoes. I had to throw them out.” (B, 27:05)
• Fondness for classic Ziplock baggies, skepticism of press-and-seal innovations, and eye-rolling at “environmental responsibility forced on the everyman.”

6. Weddings: The Ethics of the 50/50 Raffle

• Listener asks if it’s garbage to run a 50/50 raffle at your own wedding to make an extra buck.
• Both hosts love the dirtbag ingenuity:
  • “A 50/50 at a wedding is so fun to me… I’d be drunk and buy a hundred.” (A, 35:42)
  • “You're creating money, you're creating a pot, no one's getting hurt” (B, 38:00)
• Ethical consensus: It's only okay if the couple is paying for their own wedding.

7. Classic Blue-Collar Family Vignettes

• Stories of holding dad’s steering wheel so he can light a cigarette (or bowl!), and sibling rivalry for big-brotherly honors.
• “Never a bowl though, that's crazy… Drinking was just so regular, and weed was like, that's crazy.” (B, 61:24 & A, 62:28)

8. Generational Contrasts: Booze vs. Weed

• Reflections on the generational acceptability of booze versus weed, with humorous stories about friends’ families where weed is normalized but beer is taboo.
• H. Foley: “My family would be more likely, like, you’re 15, grab a drink, than you're 21, I'm gonna smoke a bowl with you.”

9. Miscellaneous “Garbage” Questions

• Is it garbage to:
  • Eat drive-through food in your car, then go back in for a refill? (Generally fine if you’re on the lot.)
  • Refer to a couch + ottoman as a “sectional”? (“If you ain't lying, you ain't trying, dog.”)
  • Hold the steering wheel for your parent so they can smoke?
  • Hit your vape through your nose after a tooth extraction? (“You couldn't afford a root canal. Been there, done that.”)

10. Philly VFW Halls, Charity Gigs, & Tax Scams

• Dreaming up future Are You Garbage? events at VFW halls or Knights of Columbus, with fond memories of beef-and-beer bashes, chafing trays, and iconic Philly catering.
• Brief bit about the “Bass Pro Shop tax scam” (designating the store as a nonprofit due to “teaching fishing”).
• “Are You Garbage School of Broadcasting” is floated as a tax loophole scheme.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Being “Journeymen” of the Podcast World

• “We’re the underdogs… ham and eggers, putting the boots on, going to work, going home.”
  (A, 02:49)

On Aging Into Retirement Homes

• “It’s like a cruise ship that never sets sail.”
  (B quoting a resident, 14:23)

On Public Peeing

• “I'm over there, I'm looking at six-year-old cheeks, I'm trying to walk the dog. Lock me up, the hell’s going on here?”
  (A, 23:22)

On Wedding 50/50s

• “I'd probably give the whole thing back… I'd make a big speech or make a spectacle out of it.”
  (A, 36:22)
• “If you're inviting that many rich people to your wedding, you don't need a 50/50.”
  (A, 40:36)

On Blue Collar Family Dynamics

• “That was a big brother thing, gets to hold the wheel for my dad when he's lighting a heater.”
  (B, 61:15)

On the Distinction Between Booze and Weed in the Family

• “Booze was so regular, and weed was like, that’s crazy. You're smoking weed with your parents?”
  (A, 62:28)

On Inventing “Sectionals”

• “If you ain’t lyin’, you ain’t tryin’, dog. That’s how you keep up appearances.”
  (A, 58:25)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:28] – Hosts embrace underdog/“ham-and-egger” identity
• [06:08] – Admitting their lifelong “dirtbag” status
• [11:35] – Retirement home musings & “cruise ship” life
• [14:23] – Retirement community advice from an old-timer
• [21:13] – Public urination story in NYC
• [27:05] – Biodegradable sandwich bags ruining leftovers
• [35:12] – 50/50 wedding raffle ethics discussion
• [61:04] – Childhood sibling dynamics around holding steering wheels
• [62:28] – Booze’s dominance over weed among Philly families

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Tone & Style

The episode is packed with the signature “Are You Garbage?” banter:

• Affectionately mocking themselves and their upbringing
• Remembering Philly’s quirks and blue-collar traditions
• Leaning into Irish Catholic sensibilities, family shame, and generational divides
• A blend of warm nostalgia, self-deprecating humor, and sharp observational wit
• Answers to “garbage” questions always come with a side of laughter and hard-earned wisdom

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Summary

This episode is a quintessential “Are You Garbage?” family installment: freewheeling, honest, and loaded with streetwise Philly charm. Foley and Kevin dig deep into what makes someone “garbage” versus merely “dirtbag” or “trashy,” using stories from their own lives, classic listener questions, and the occasional heated debate about ottoman pronunciation or the virtues of Styrofoam. Fans of the show and newcomers alike get a high-octane dose of Philly flavor, cultural insight, and reflective hilarity.

Transcript

[A]

In 2011, two local dirtbags met outside of a comedy open mic at the Raven Lounge in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The fatter one needed to borrow money off the Bald1. Now, 14 years later, they're playing the biggest RU garbage show at the Met in Philadelphia. Their bond over TGI Fridays, cheap beer, scratch off lottery tickets, and drinking milk with dinner has led to the creation of the R U Garbage podcast. Get your tickets for a true celebration of Philadelphia Garbage.

[B]

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody, everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it at the group to be classy after just a big old piece of trash. Garbage, I'm your host Stage Foley coming at you on a glorious day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition.

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She.

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I really can't get into it right now, okay? I told her I wouldn't.

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There's that guy working really hard, I'm telling you.

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I just. I want to say, but I can't.

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Okay.

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I mean, just respect her privacy at this difficult time for her.

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All right, I will.

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When she's ready to make an announcement, everybody, about what's going on, you'll be the first to know.

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Okay.

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But for right now, I got to respect what she said to me about what she's doing.

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Sounds like you're about to tell me. I just got to respect it.

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Do you want me to tell you?

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No, I don't want to know. That's her business. And also, you know, don't let the bozos out there. Now there's a family business you got to kiss. Circle to fucking wagons a little bit. If it's that serious.

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It's kind of messed up.

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Okay, well, then don't then. I don't want to hear it.

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You sure?

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Yeah, I don't.

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You're kind of involved. We're all kind of involved.

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Just by, you know, Association. Yes. My name somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Not happy about that. I'd rather. If. If it's going to bring up legal consequences, I'd rather wait till.

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She might have mentioned your name specifically.

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Sure.

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But I told her I wouldn't say anything.

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Okay.

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My coast is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the hom. Just the way we like It. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan.

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Hey gang, shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify, baby. Boys are climbing through the charts then obviously hanging in there. Hanging in, baby.

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We really are.

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We've never shown up. We're the journeymen of this type of thing, you know what I mean? We're not the superstars. We're not the. We're not the bozos right in the middle.

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We're the underdogs.

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Oh, fucking ham and eggers lunch pail guys, you know what I mean? Ham and eggers coming in, doing a job, putting the boots on, going to work, going home.

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Ham gets a bad rap at breakfast. I don't know why.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not a huge fan, but I get it from time to time. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com re garbage. You go over there, you join over the 15,000 members of that army of garbage. Baby. I'm talking boots on. That's 30,000 boots on the ground. Actually there's probably some one leggers out there.

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You think?

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Yeah, for sure. Just statistically wise.

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You think so?

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Yeah, some probably like something got stuck in a railroad or something like that. We don't. I mean, you know, it wasn't a squash accident.

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Let's say 29,000 legs.

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You think there's a thousand people missing legs? No, no, no, no, no. That's. That's bad numbers, dude. I mean may. I mean maybe feet diabetes. Diabetes will get you.

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Yeah. Where was I the other day? Let's the. It was a healthcare professional. It wasn't my endocrinologist, but it was another doctor referred to it as diabetes.

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Dr. Feel good diabetes.

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What the fuck?

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And then the boys are on the road. We got the biggest show we've ever done coming up. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Met. If you're in a tri state area, get tickets for that. The boys are having a good fucking.

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Be there in a couple of days.

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Couple of days. Then all the other cities we just announced for 2026 are on the. On the website right now available. We're doing some club weekends. Those dates. Club weekends.

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How about that? Look at us.

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Get your techies.

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Finally club weekend.

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That was never really the thing we were striving for.

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For finally I do the weekend. I know, couple of birthdays.

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Sure.

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I might host a couple of these, get back into it.

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Yeah, that's.

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I used to host the Laugh House. I gave Out a fair amount of blowjob shots of my day.

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You could have stopped. He didn't need shots in there.

I know. That's how you used to get your stage time, huh?

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That would have been a.

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Okay, easy does it. Easy does it there. This is a public family episode.

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Speaking of blow jobs, let's cruise by the old corner office, say hi to the. The boss's son over there, Mr. Luke.

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Dempsey calling to the stage, Mr. H. Foley.

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Like two speaking of hams. Two pressed hams. 10 pounds of. In a five pound bag. How you done.

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Little junk in the trunk drive, hippie.

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Oh, man.

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As I said, a lot of talk about this big merger with the Dempsey Group.

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No one saw you, only you.

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I've been hearing them things, the trades, A happy hour afterwards downtown by Wall Street. A lot of people. Are the streets talking?

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That would be our propaganda arm.

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You guys. You guys are shaking, dude. Oh, damn. They got the press.

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It's a direct attack.

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Direct attack until it comes across my desk.

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Maybe you don't know, maybe you're out.

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We'd only sell to Blackwater. Is that the.

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No.

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Why?

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That's the mercenary group.

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Yeah. They got cash. What do you think they're doing? Ain't no band leaders, okay? They got. They're going to use this. Go over there, take out the Taliban. They still have a problem.

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I got some stuff.

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know nothing for. This is not the show. I don't know. We went real, real dark ops and fucking. This ain't the show, gang. I got something I wanted to get into.

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Talk to me? Door's always open.

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We've been, you know, we come from dirtbags. We've been dirt bags our whole life. Never claimed to be nothing. Nothing short of little dirty kids lying.

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How to get on the Patty's and bringing the Christmas stuff out of the garage.

Dirt bag. Talk about a scumbag weekend. Getting yelled at.

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Yeah, I mean, you're 50.

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Bunch of wreaths over by fucking the chlorine buckets for the pool, all bleached shit.

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You got albino wreaths now, man. Yeah.

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Crazy. You ever have to do stuff like that?

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You're the worst son.

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I'm the worst son.

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I'm down there doing it, complaining and then coming. Coming in front of fucking 200,000 people or whatever, telling you.

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Well, I mean, I gotta tell them about my day. I do it. What do you mean? We're boys, me and Patty.

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Sure.

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Little shepherd's pie goes a long way.

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Yeah. Easy way to Your heart?

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Yeah. She packed one up. It looks like. It looks like a. Like she made a fucking. What's it called? Pressure cooker bomb.

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That's why we're selling a Blackwater. You got to get fucking boots on the ground. Keep your enemies close, you know what I mean?

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It's an hour and a half drive. She packed it in one of those Styrofoam coolers, which I don't know where the she got.

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That's what they do with organs.

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Yeah, I heard a bunch of ice going, and I'm like, I'm going an hour and a half and I'm probably going to have a.

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Probably going to stop at Farley's and knock this bad boy down. Stop and get a fountain Coke.

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A fountain cake.

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Oh, man. Drink my cousin Jenny. Shout out to her. The one that's married to Myers. Yes, lovely gal.

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Lovely.

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I assure you. We were old, she was older, you know, and we were hungover. She was like laying on the couch down the shore after like a long night of Tully nuts or whatever. She's like, I just need a fountain Coke. And I remember.

That was my first real memory of like. Oh, right. Fountain Cokes hit different when you're hungover. Yes, they do. And I knew that. Like, I knew it, but I just had never, like, verbal. I think the bottle or cans don't hit a little too thick.

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It's funny.

I always thought, have you ever gone to a fast food place and just got a drink?

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Uh, probably.

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But like, I picked that. The ultimate fat chick move to me when a chick would show up at work and she. I just got to say, oh, thinking she's lying.

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No.

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Believe in her.

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Okay.

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That's just a real dirt bag, fat chick move.

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Okay, I don't know if I fully get it. I mean, you're. So you're at work at a restaurant in the city.

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No, it's. When I worked in an office. Huh. I was.

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So now. Now, do you really think she didn't get an egg McMuffin?

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No, she got.

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Yeah, okay. That's her line. We do the same thing.

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I do the same thing all the time.

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I know, honey.

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I didn't mean to gender it.

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Should have been honey. It's me. Me, Don. Huh?

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Come on.

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Biscuit from here. What are you talking about? A little bit of biscuit on that lip.

Butter all over your fingers. Come on. Leaving fingerprints all over the place.

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Been sleeping together for two weeks. Can't be honest with me.

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No. So I was in, you know, New York City. I'm on the street and really painting a picture here. Aren't you Taking my dog, my beautiful dog right over there. Taking my dog for a walk. Hit him on the hans cam.

We I turn around, fat. Nice, nice looking family walks by me. Grandparents?

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Yeah.

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Mom, dad, probably around my age. Ish.

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The mom and dad are your age?

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Yeah.

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Huh.

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What I don't know is that.

What do you get, kids? Yeah, stroller. That's why I would say the mom and that. No, it's a, it's a young boy, maybe five. I don't know. I have a six month old, so that's all I know. So this kid could have been 14 or 5. I think he was. Let's call it 5 or 6.

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Would you say you're ahead of the game or behind the game for kids your for.

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Oh, I am. I'm 39 years old. I'm old. You are really real old. You got to get cracking.

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I'm just going to adopt a full grown man.

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Have sex with him. Hey. What?

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It's my stepson, my adopted son.

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It's my stepdaddy.

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There's somebody to hang out with you.

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You adopt a stepdaddy? Step daddy. How you doing Zaddy? You need a zaddy?

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What's that?

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Zatarates.

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Oh, that's what I need. A little bit of Zataran's rice.

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So the whole family, multi generational. Right.

Mom? So it's grandparents, mom, dad, probably around my age, 35 to 40, call it okay. You know what I mean?

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But a 14 year old.

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No, it's joking. Oh, six, probably five. Six year old.

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What should you have?

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What?

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How old should your kids be?

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I knew your head was somewhere.

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If you're 39.

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Most people.

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I'm cooked. I know that. I'm jammed up.

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You're well done. What are you talking? Cooked?

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Yeah.

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I would say look at New York Times. What, 10? Yeah. I mean my friends have kids that are.

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Oh, that's right.

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You know, yeah. Eight, I think 30. If you're a career minded individual, probably 30, you start having kids 28ish. Probably.

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Yeah. Starts around 27 and a half. Most mothers are 30 now.

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New York, they're old too. New York, it's like old broads.

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Sure.

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Everybody, you know, we're all lying to ourselves like we're still young. But I'm 50. What?

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You know, because I was at a, I was at a 55 and older.

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Community this weekend checking out real estate.

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No.

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Couple more years, I'll be hanging out with you boy.

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Now I had to go To a.

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Family function at a 55 and older community.

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That's where my aunt lives.

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They tip. I thought they weren't. I thought it was like a dorm. You're not allowed to have parties.

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No.

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This place, joints, nice condos, apartments, Single family. Because those are big now. Those Toll brothers don't know. Single family.

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Yeah, I think it's a mix of. I think they got condos, they got carriage houses and they got. Which one? It's all golf course stuff.

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Gotcha.

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It's all golf course.

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Nice course. Public course.

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No, private.

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Why are you yelling at me?

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Cuz I don't want you on my property.

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I don't want you on my aunt's. My, my old aunt's property.

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Okay, Spring chicken. She moves around.

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You should move into a 55. They have a nice 55 and older community in New York. I saw like luxury. Luxury.

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This is what I'm saying. Am I really five years away from that? That's crazy.

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Your aunt only 55? No, she just moved in.

Yeah, I mean numerically.

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That I could live in one of those things. I'm supposed to be like, that's like inching towards retirement.

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YouTube. But buddy, you're. You haven't started thinking about retirement. You should start thinking about retirement.

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What's there to think about?

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Money.

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Fucked.

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That's crazy. Dude. It's crazy. It's so nuts.

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I don't want to live in one of those things though. But I probably do well in there. I look young.

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Sure.

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It seems.

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See what the next five years does though.

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You know what the.

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One of the crucial 5, 50 to 55 is what they call in the business a crucial.

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I'm going to drink a lot of water.

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Uh huh. That'll do it.

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Drink a lot of water. You know, one of the old guys told me, I was asking him, I was like, what's it like living in here? You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. Why? Tell me? Elaborate more on how to ask a question to a guy your age.

[B]

There were dudes like hanging out in the clubhouse separate from where we were. And I was just poking my head around.

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They're pitching pennies and stuff. What did he do?

[B]

A couple old schoolers.

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean? Couple. Couple Vietnam vets. You know that crazy Vietnam vet. I could be in there in five years. They still be alive. They're crazy.

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I mean, I think it's crazy because you really don't understand that you're 50 years old. That's like. That's the craziest part.

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We're nuts.

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I think I'm more aware of it than you are, for sure.

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I bet you are.

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I don't know what that means.

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I don't know.

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They're expensive. You're better off. Shit, you're better off. In a flight. You gotta like sign your house over to. You gotta sign everything over to.

[B]

I gotta get a house first. Oh, man.

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I'm really behind the score. I'm jammed the fuck out.

[B]

I got no kids to help me move either. Nothing. I asked the guy, I was like. I said, what's it like living here? He's like, it's awesome. Yeah, it's like. It's like a. It's like. It's like a cruise ship that never sets sail. I was like. And he kind of winked at me.

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You love a dumb saying like that.

[A]

You can get wrapped up by some old timer. Guy your age telling you how it is.

[B]

Well, he kind of gave me a Winkler.

[A]

Like he's probably having a stroke or something. He's seizing out. And you're over there running his pocket, taking his. Taking that gold watch you got on there that says Happy birthday barry. Congrats on Mr. Matt Farah.

[B]

I kind of gave me the wink like, you know.

[A]

Yeah. Were you only guy there in a cool flannel shirt like. Or what were the other 50 guys in there? What were the other guys? What was he wearing? He had a shirt tucked in. Nice belt, pair of slacks, nice pair of shoes.

[B]

Those guys all kick. Jeans with a collared shirt and a sweatshirt that says like the Arizona or something like that.

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Whatever here says Arizona iced tea.

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Whatever life accomplishment that they had.

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What would yours say?

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Garbage.

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Are you garbage? I would say the same thing.

I think you. I think you'd be great in one of those. We've talked about it. I think you could fall in. You know, I'm sure if we even talk to them, maybe we gave a couple of free ads. You get in there, get in there early.

[B]

You could be on the roost.

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You beat a spokesman.

[B]

They seemed real. Seemed really happy.

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Yeah, they're chilling. They got a nice prop, nice new house. Probably fucking trim as far as the eye can see.

[B]

But he gave me the wink. He gave me the wink like it's.

[C]

Like it's known to go down.

[A]

Go in there and give everybody syphilis. Jesus Christ.

Why'd you come here? I'm a Catholic. Okay, starting when?

[B]

About three seconds. About three seconds before I die.

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Dump that on your head.

[B]

I gotta do is say an act of contrition. And I'm in.

[A]

Nan. Ain't it more like an act of nutrition?

[B]

That's rude, Kimmy. Aura frames or a frames or a frame.

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I'll say it again. Or a friggin frame.

[B]

That's what you yell when you're looking for a last minute lifesaver on a. On a gift.

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That's what you yell when it shows up and is the lifesaver you go, or a frames.

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Exactly.

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What?

[B]

Last minute? What do you mean? You should be thinking this out. But if you get jammed up and you're looking for a last minute gift idea, it's got to be an order frame. Every woman in your life should have an order frame. Digital photos uploaded, bang. See what the kids are doing, see what you're up to. Stay in touch with your loved ones and it's easy. These old broads, they don't know the technology. You get that stuff right there on the, on the countertop. All they got to do is look.

[A]

Yeah, listen, if you're a bozo like me, which I am, well documented bozo.

[B]

I concur.

[A]

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[B]

Dad kept True Classics.

[A]

True Classics. True Classics. True Classics. A little bit of news over there from the big man about true Classics.

[B]

That I'm back into True Classics. Back in the TC's dog back into true classics. I got about 15 of them. I'm going through them, I'm enjoying them. The way they feel on my arms, the way they feel around my tummy. They get better when you wash them. It's unbelievable. They're the best T shirt I've ever had. Over 25 million shirts soldiers to 5 million customers. More than 200,000. Five star reviews. How about that? And here's the turkey. They don't just make T shirts no more.

[A]

No.

[B]

All right. They're not just shining shoes no more. True Classics get a little bit of everything.

[A]

They got it all, baby. Get it all. That's why True Classics makes the perfect gift. This holiday season. Whether you're shopping for your dad, your brother, your partner, or now even the women and kids in your life, True Classics has something for everyone. The same premium comfort and perfect fit that built the brand are now available for the whole family. Listen, you want to, you want to flex on your dad, your in law, your, your, your. Your girlfriend or wives, husband or father, hit them with. Hit them with a pack of these. They're gonna go, oh, T shirt. They're gonna put them on and they're gonna walk in to work tonight.

[B]

Oh, look at that.

[A]

Look at. Oh, my. They're gonna put it on. Oh, this is a. This is something Timmy got me. I'm gonna throw it on. Wear to the gym. He's gonna get to the gym, he's gonna look yolked. It's going to look. He's like. He's doing cycles. Not even going to know cycles. A wind straw.

[B]

Not even going to know.

[A]

Skip the guesswork and the overpriced designer stuff. Give comfort, give confidence. Give True Classics. You can find them at Amazon, Target, Costco, and Sam's Club. Or head to trueclassics.com. this is what I would do.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Head to trueclassics.com garbage. To grab the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Do it. Yeah.

[B]

So what? So you're talking to this old guy.

[A]

What old guy? What are you talking about? There's a family and with a kid who's about five or six years old.

[B]

Where are you now?

[A]

I'm on the street. Where? Where? Nice street. Up by me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Some reason I pictured you in Times Square.

[A]

What you think? What am I dressed like, the Cookie Monster or something like that?

[B]

Trying to make ends meet.

[A]

I got flyers. Who needs two? Got to get to get the big man. Got to get the big man in a 55 and older.

[B]

Those things are expensive, though. You got cash to get in there?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Probably get a roommate, though. Bunk up one of those old guys, start hitting the happy hour, which is at 3.

[A]

Early bird special. Doing early bird breakfast, 4:00am Y' all done? No, so they're walking. They walk by me. I say, oh, nice family. Now I'm a family man, you know what I mean? Sure, I noticed that stuff a little bit ago. There's the mom, the dad. They, the, the.

[B]

I've heard you yelling.

[A]

Yeah, they're in the what? What?

[B]

Yellow.

[A]

Ah, like a dad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

No, but I just see like. I'm like, oh. In my head I go, oh, that's cute. The fucking parents are in town visiting, you know, something, something. What's that? You know, just kind of. I'm understanding it. And then.

Hans is peeing as he does on telephone pole. Whatever. I look over their kid. They're about 20ft away from me now. Kids five or six.

Pants fully down at the ankles.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he's peeing on a tree. This is broad daylight New York City hippie shit. We're about.

50 yards from multiple coffee shops, restaurants, places.

The kid could go the bathroom.

What's your vibe on that?

[B]

I mean, I gotta be honest with you. I don't really give a shit.

[A]

I don't. I don't necessarily care. I'm not like writing the fucking. You know, I'm not writing my neighborhood watch. I do think it's a little uncouth.

[B]

Yeah, I'll give you that.

[A]

I mean, go between a car. Have the dad stand there. Go between a car.

[B]

Yeah, I'll give you that.

[A]

You're peeing where the dog pees.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are we not civil in the woods? By all means, but I'm. Listen, between the. Between, like against the wall. This kid's just fucking.

[B]

I'm big on peeing outside though. I love that.

[A]

Freedom Hand up. Big pee outside guy.

[B]

Is this a spot? Like I would know up there by.

[A]

You, right in front of my building. What? Yes.

[B]

Oh, well, that's crazy.

[A]

Thank you, Main Street. Not even like we dipped off like.

[B]

His little noodles just sticking out.

[A]

I saw the back half.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[A]

And I'm going like, what are European? I don't think so. That looked like pretty. I mean, they were a little crunchy. Little crunchy. But look, maybe the kids did it.

[B]

And they didn't know. Maybe it's a bit.

[A]

What do you mean? There were the whole fucking multi generational stand there watching them. And even if he's doing it as a bit. You fucking. Yo.

[B]

Did they circle around them?

[A]

No, not even. Not even give them coverage. The only times we pulled over on the fucking AC expressway. Hey, I gotta pee. You can. I'm not gonna make it. The fall. Yeah, you open the two doors Open the two doors. You felt a little bit. Listen, I don't care if a grown man pees outside. I've been jammed the fuck up. We've been on the road. I've had a shit at a Home Depot. You go in, whatever that's got to happen. You make an attempt. They were peeing. Like we were on a fucking commune. It's crazy. Jesus should be locked up for that. Go in between a car, have the dad go. I got your back at least. Hey, sorry.

[B]

Plus you get caught looking, that's not good for you.

[A]

I'm over there, I'm looking at fucking six year old cheeks. I'm trying to walk the dog. Fucking lock me up. The hell's going on here?

Yeah, what the fuck? I don't know. It's just like. I don't know what that would take anybody.

[B]

It used to be more shame involved.

[A]

Dude, there was. I mean, this was a celebration.

[B]

Peeing in the woods was one thing that's different. Like you said.

[A]

Yeah, you're. If you're in the woods and you're with everybody, you just take three steps to the right. Dude, if you're tailgating, pee between. Like I get. You're going to pee outside. I'm not even. I'm pro peeing outside.

[B]

But we would do it on the side of the road. Like we were going to get in trouble if we got caught.

[A]

Yeah, like the fucking. The feds were gonna come in.

[B]

State trooper come pull behind you.

[A]

This is new. This is man away from me. Manhattan.

Bird out peeing.

[B]

Did your mom ever do that?

[A]

What?

[B]

Did you ever pull over and have to pull over so you're. So a lady could pee?

[A]

No.

Not travelers.

No, I don't think so. Not that I can recall. But also like we're never anywhere. We're not like, you know, driving through the fucking salt flats or something where there's nowhere to go.

[B]

As a kid, I was so intrigued by ladies peeing. Not like that.

[A]

Okay.

I've seen the videos.

[B]

Nuh.

[A]

Here into wetwork, huh?

[B]

I just didn't understand it.

[A]

I don't know what it would take for my dad. And again, we're dirt bags. But like just to go just pee on the broad daylight on the side. No, like me, it's just. Was between a car.

[B]

Was he peeing in grass or on the sidewalk? Like, was it concrete?

[A]

It might have been. He might have been like in like a little patch of like dirt essentially.

[B]

The fuck right fucking New York City, Jack. Like, what the fuck put that thing.

[A]

In a Holster, kid. Yeah, wild. I also, I wanted to go to the parents and be like, the fuck is this? We're. If your kid has to go to the bathroom, I get it. It's an emergency. We're fucking around the corner. Around the corner from multiple coffee shops, a restaurant. Hey, my five year old has to go to the bathroom. Great. Go. This ain't like, buy something. But still, they don't even do that.

[B]

Get a cup of coffee.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That old bag probably needs one. He's probably falling asleep.

[A]

Kid don't need anything to drink, though. Fucking be pulling over every 10ft.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

I know. I was just like. That to me is like not dirt bag behavior. That's like. I don't know, that's trashy behavior.

[B]

Kids taking a dump.

[A]

I don't know. I don't come from a family that. Without that shame, we're a shameful Irish Catholic. Guilt. Shameful family.

[B]

Yeah. Small wiener, sure.

[A]

But I don't know what.

[B]

I'm not window shopping with that.

[A]

I don't know at what age that would ever be appropriate.

[B]

Go between a car.

[A]

Car. Hide a little bit. Give me something. You know what I mean?

[B]

Crazy. I wanted to tell you about this real quick. I've been exposed to this.

[A]

Okay, Nice word of transition.

[B]

Did you see that they have these biodegradable sandwich bags now?

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah, it's like a fucking dog.

[C]

It's like a. I've seen the doggy bags.

[B]

Doggy bags.

[C]

Like, they'll have biodegradable, like, poop bags.

[B]

That's what you. That's what you feel like you're pulling a sandwich out of. I swear to God, they're brutal. Listen, I'm all for the environment, all that stuff, but these things are.

[A]

Oh, they come in the cardboard, dude.

[B]

They're like chalky.

[C]

Yeah. They have like a sawdust inside of them, kind of.

[B]

What the fuck, man? I got mashed potatoes.

[A]

I got greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes.

[B]

I can't eat them. It's like. That's like something took a dump in there. It ruined my leftover mashed potatoes. I had to throw them out. Couldn't do it.

[A]

You throw them out?

[B]

You threw them out. Threw them out.

[A]

Look at me.

[B]

I'm looking at you. Threw them out. Yeah.

[A]

Uncross your testicles.

[B]

They're always crossed. Neither surgical.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not all about. I don't like. I didn't like that. I didn't like that press and seal stuff. They tried pulling on us too. Remember that?

[B]

Press and seal. Yeah.

[A]

You Would get like a plate and it would be like Saran Wrap, but it had like a stickiness to it. And you would like run your finger around the edge and it would seal.

[B]

Oh, I don't mind that.

[A]

Nah, same thing. It was like. It was like a. It was just like. Imagine like a big sheet of dull scotch tape.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then like the sauce is on that.

[B]

Nah, we just needed to stop when we did the yellow and blue make green.

[A]

Remember? I'm good with that. Yeah, in the commercial, they put the bees in there, holding them over the guy's head. I'm good. You know, I like the zipper. Now we'll do the zipper.

[B]

I like this.

[A]

That's classy. And I know that was rich guy shit.

[B]

I know it's for the environment, all that kind of stuff.

[A]

All right, well, just save it somewhere else with you. I hate that. It's on me. Hey, you got to change my fucking sandwich bag. How about the guy who owns fucking Hefty stop zipping around in his private jet. That way I wouldn't have to fucking eat dog shit bags.

[B]

You think he flies private?

[A]

The guy who wants Hefty? Do you have no teeth?

[B]

I don't. I do have teeth. Somebody was talking, saying on the teeth. I got two here, look, take them.

[A]

Out of your pockets. I got these right here. All that's neither here nor there. We got a gosh darn family episode on our hands, gang. As you know, when you enjoyed the old Patreon, they will answer your garbage question on the air. It's the only way to get a crack at it.

Sign up, sign up, join a.

[B]

Join me hitting me up.

[A]

Join all the one legged army of bozos or army of homies over there.

See? Speaking of drive, okay, this is from Zinister. Ten dollar homie never have one red. Are you garbage? If you go through the drive through, eat in your car, then go back inside to get a refill.

No, that's not trashy. Well, yeah, okay, that's dirt. I mean, I'm on. I'm fine with it. I was always a big. Get my food, pull right up into the parking spot and eat it. Of course, a hundred my. I learned that from my dad, my mom. That's all we did.

[B]

But let me ask you this. All right?

[A]

So I'm okay with that.

[B]

If you're being on the street before.

[A]

You get out of town, go top off, maybe use the bathroom.

[B]

What really play place what really is.

[A]

Up in a ball pit. Why not? Hey, I bought my nuggets. My Money's no good here, Ronnie.

[B]

Out of my way, kid.

Hey, Mom's pretty hot.

[A]

Talking to me.

[B]

No eating in the car. You're on the property. It's kind of like you're eating in, right?

[A]

I don't hate that they have seats outside in a lot of places.

[B]

You should be able to go in and use the facilities.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're 100% allowed to. 100%.

You know what? I saw a TikTok recently. You know how there's that crazy long line at Chick fil a. Did you see this TikTok?

[B]

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

[A]

He pulls up and he's like, I just need to grab sauce or something. Or I'm, you know, I'm just grabbing napkins. Napkins. And he goes, take somebody's order. Hey, what are you fucking undercutting the story? What the fuck? Dude, that was crazy. That was. That was. That was so nuts.

Like, I'm, like, I'm drawing it out, trying to paint his. To paint somewhat of a picture. And you just can turn to the last page and read the. Read the ending. That was crazy. Dude, that was so funny.

[C]

Have you ever done this before?

[A]

I mean, we gotta fill four hours a week, and you're. You're chopping me off. That's so funny. No, it's hilarious. So good. I mean, if it's not my story.

[B]

You should have saw the look on your face.

I didn't even realize I was doing it.

Ah, shit. Yeah. Take somebody's order.

[A]

No. Yeah. And they go, oh, Charlie. And he goes, yeah, that's me. Just grabs Charlie's order and rolls.

[B]

But I don't understand that. That was like a parking facility. How big is Chick fil A?

[A]

Oh, you've never seen a suburban one?

[B]

Like, that was a person that was. She was in a separate booth at the beginning of the parking lot.

She wasn't in the building where they sell their sandwiches?

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

She was in her own little hut.

[A]

No, I think she was, like, under an overhang. Yeah, I don't know. I don't. I don't have the details. Maybe you saw the video.

[C]

Crazy in and out does that. They'll have a runner go down the line, through the drive through and take orders.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's. What if you've never seen. I don't know if you're moving that.

[B]

Kind of weight, dude.

[A]

The one I went. I. I swear to God, I'm not even fucking around. There was 60 cars, and they got multiple people going down. So you're just waiting there. They got people going down. What are you having? What are you having? What are you having? And they're. They're on like an iPad, tapping it the fuck in. And they're moving units out there. Units.

[B]

Chick fil A's killing it. That much.

[A]

A Crazy. Crazy.

[B]

They don't even put mayonnaise on the sandwiches.

[A]

Yeah, it's just a pickle with chicken and juicy. Who needs to. You know, I mean, dog, hit me.

[B]

Yeah, I need a little mayo.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Or some of that Chick fil A sauce.

[A]

Yeah. Nah, there's something so fucking. I get no pickies. There's something so pure, just about that bun and that chicken washed down with a couple of nuggies.

[B]

With a fountain soda cake.

[A]

I found Diet Coke and then waffle.

[B]

Fries are all right.

[A]

Yeah. Everything about it's great and it feels healthy. I know it's wrong and I'm a fat piece of a. Well, doc, if you're saying it doesn't, it does.

[B]

Are they franchise?

[A]

I like the fact that, like, the cups. Even Styrofoam cups. So it's not, like, heavy everything. The. The nuggets are smaller so they don't feel like as. It's just.

[B]

We should bring back. Listen, I know I'm really killing the environment this episode, but Styrofoam cups? Let's bring them back.

[A]

Are they that bad?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Find out. Like. Find out. The brass tacks on, like.

[B]

This is getting crazy, though.

[A]

What?

[B]

The Styrofoam cups, man, with that crushed ice? Forget about it. It's the best. Yeah, you think Burger King could fucking use some Styrofoam cups? You guys are tanking.

[A]

I never remember. Get your shit together. I never remember Styrofoam cups at Burger King.

[B]

No, they never had them. But just think how good they'd be doing if they had them.

[A]

True.

[C]

The problem is, really, they don't go away.

[A]

Yeah. They're not biodegradable.

[B]

These are cold sores. And I got one of them cold sores.

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[A]

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[A]

All right, let's see here. This one I don't know if we've recently talked about. I feel like we might have.

This is from Hulk. $10 Long island, homie. Here is it garbage to a 50. 50 at your wedding. Getting married in September and trying to make an extra buck.

They then said, we're close to also kippy and full. If you guys really want to come. We're about 30 minutes from you. Someone said, hey, I'm from Bayshore. Is it an open bar? So they're vibe. And he said, yeah, for sure.

[B]

If you really want to cut it, sound like an invite, great invite.

[A]

No, if you guys want to come, feel free to come out.

[B]

30, you said you put the. Really?

[A]

I'm sorry, I'm down. Real fucking stickler today, aren't you? A little bit. A 50. 50 at a wedding is so fun to me. You get your gift and you go, hey, guys, honeymoon, fun. Whatever, whatever. Fun. We're doing a 50. 50. I'd be drunk and buy a fucking. What are the tickets? I'll give me a hundred. There you go. You're a good kid.

[B]

So let's say it's two grand. The person who won gets a thousand and then the couple gets a thousand. And then you'd hope, maybe give it back.

[A]

Yeah, give back half.

[B]

Give back half.

[A]

Wet my beak. I gotta. You know, I had to rent a tux. Maybe if I'm in a wedding.

[B]

Would you. You wouldn't give the whole thing back.

[A]

I'd probably give the whole thing back. I'd throw it in there. I'd be. I'd make a big speech or. So I'd make a spectacle out of it.

[B]

You definitely get to make a speech. You win, you get to make a speech.

[A]

Or maybe you know what I would do? I'd give them half, say it's two grand. Well, run the numbers on that. How many people are at a wedding? Average wedding, say 200.

What's that? That's 10 bucks. A clip. I think you'd probably do more than two grand.

[B]

You're doing me ten bucks.

[C]

It's also smart. They're doing the open bar. So you're getting. It's like you're. You're getting on some drunk guys coming in later.

[A]

Guys are drunk going, ah, give me 40, give me 50. There's the only problem you're going to do than two grand. I love this idea. And more dirt bags should fucking do it.

[B]

Here's the only problem with that, especially.

[A]

If you're paying for the wedding yourself.

[B]

Everybody always comes to the wedding understacked with cash.

[A]

That's. I feel completely wrong.

[B]

Really.

[A]

The guys I roll like the dirt bags I roll all the fucking pipe fitters, the ply. Everybody in my family who's a blue collar worker has cash. I never had cash because I.

[B]

Have you ever brought in more than $7 to a wedding?

[C]

Weddings, I like to bring $100 minimum. Cash.

[A]

Yeah, you got to. You got to be your deb.

[B]

Broken up or 100.

[C]

Broken up. Usually 520s.

[A]

That's all ones. All right. One at a time. There's plenty of more where that came from.

[B]

Big wad. You got a five on the outside.

[A]

Not always everybody. If I feel like everybody has cash at a wedding. Yeah, I'm stopping. That's like. You stop? I stop and get cash on a way to wait. You stop in tap Mac, you. I love this idea.

[B]

I like it, too.

[A]

It's no rub off anybody's back. Hey, if you want to do it, hey, we're doing a 50.

[B]

50. You're creating money. You're creating a pot. No one's getting hurt.

[A]

I mean, the people are getting hurt or they're out. 50 bucks. 20 bucks.

[B]

Whatever.

[A]

Hundred bucks.

[B]

Having a good time. What's an extra 50? Having a good time.

[A]

I think it's. I think it's great. And I think you would get more people to do it because it's going to listen. Everybody's there. They just watch you trade vowels. It's love. We're celebrating. I love Tammy. I love Jason. I'm fucking all fucked up on, you know, whatever they're throwing out at the open bar. Mm. Cover those expenses. Those. You know, we forgot that we got to tip the priest. We got to do whatever. You got to whack him off. Got to do that.

[B]

Mm. Gotta take care of that guy.

[A]

That should take over.

[C]

I think the lowest. Someone's coming in is like a dub, too.

[A]

Yeah. Here's 20 bucks.

[C]

That's minimum.

[A]

The kids Are playing. Dad, can I get 20? Dad, let me get 20. That's like a fucking arcade.

[B]

That's got to worry about some little fucking.

[A]

Then you're not getting. Hopefully the dad steps back in.

[B]

Yeah, some little prick fucking getting it. I remember some 11 year old we want.

[A]

We won one like a CYO.

[B]

Then you gotta fight him.

Groom's gotta pull him aside, smack him.

[A]

Around a little bit.

[B]

Because you got 11. You're not giving that back up.

[A]

Well, I'm saying I remember we won one or we almost won one or someone at a CYO game for like my brother, like a tournament.

Maybe someone else won. I remember learning the lesson. I remember the lesson was you gotta give it back.

[B]

He quits the team.

[A]

He gets walked out and say cigar.

[B]

Be a chick Fil A. Thanks losers.

[A]

My dad going, you gotta get you. The guy didn't kick it back in. And I remember my dad being like, for the church or what you for the kids.

[B]

The church.

[A]

You gotta kick it. It's for the kids. You got to kick it back in a Catholic youth league or something like that.

[B]

That's a tough position.

[A]

I remember being like that. They get their head. How much I get my half.

I forget. I don't know if we want. I just remember learning the lesson. I think we were judging. He was judging a guy.

[B]

The bigger it is if it's like 15 grand.

[A]

I, I ain't. I ain't parting with that. 15 grand untaxed, right?

[B]

Yeah. What if the wedding. What do you mean? I'm not gonna say nothing.

[A]

Okay. My kind of guy. That's a one time gift. Under 17 grand.

[B]

Those things don't get taxed today.

[A]

I don't know. Is it cash?

[B]

If it's a wedding and it's 15 grand. I guess they're not making 30 grand.

[A]

I mean, how many people are at this fucking wedding?

[B]

It's a big affair with some very well to do people.

[A]

Yeah, sounds it. Who love doing 50, 50s. Apparently you're inviting that many rich people to your wedding, you don't need a host of 50. 50. This should be like an Elks bar, a VFW, the barn.

[B]

Talking about five grand.

[A]

I think that. Dude, I mean, I think if you can come up with 15. Two grand if you. That's amazing. That's such like a fucking game.

[B]

2500 walking out the door for two.

[A]

Guys who are bootstrapped. Two guys. Two guys, gals, whatever that are bootstrapping her wedding. I love that. Here. I don't think you can do it. If like the groom's mom paid for it.

It's like you take what you get from the gifts. That's the deal we've all for some reason have come accustomed to. Somebody else pays for the wedding, you get to keep the gifts. It's this one time.

Start off lump sum to buy a house or something.

[B]

But you can't be buying a house.

[A]

You can't be running a fucking. You can't be playing three. Have a three card monty game going. And also you're not paying for the fucking wedding. You can only do this if you paid for the wedding.

[B]

All right, cool there.

[A]

I. Kippy has spoken.

[C]

Do you have to give it all back like in these. I've never really played the 50 50.

[A]

I've never won a 5050. I think it depends depending on what it is.

[B]

It's like a kid cancer or something.

[C]

Like that that's walking out of their wall back in.

[A]

Yeah. If it's like a fundraiser for like a good. I mean like don't do them just to raise money and they'll go. We're okay with raising this money for if it's a sad or emotional Shriners.

[B]

Or something like that. They got that. They don't need that. They don't need your 1200.

[A]

I don't think Shriners is doing 50 50s, dude. See what Shriners made last year, it's probably like 80 billion, which is a great institution. It's what my fat. We're a big Shriners family.

[B]

Of course I always say that kid in the wheel. That kid moves tickets. He's good.

[A]

But yeah, shout out to the 5050 and if you've done it, what in.

[C]

2023, the total revenue. Does anyone want to guess?

[B]

5 billion?

[C]

1.1 billion.

[B]

Good for them. Doing the Lord's work.

[A]

50 50. How big that 50 50. It's gonna be a 2.2 billion dollar 50 50. You idiot.

[B]

I giving that back.

[A]

Nah, we should listen also too.

[B]

Keep the blanket with the bear on it. I'm out of here.

[A]

When we talked about if we do that, like what we talked about with. With. I was going to call her Aunt Patty. Miss Patty. No, the fan. Appreciate the party or whatever party. Fan appreciation thing.

[B]

I'll be mad if you give it back.

[A]

We'll do a 50 50. You keep it. We'll donate the other half to somebody. We'll. We'll donate our half. Yes, to me. The Kevin Ryan industry. No. Yeah, we'll donate. We'll donate. So let's loosely.

[B]

Kids.

[A]

I want to do it I want to do it. A VFW or something like that. Knights of Columbus, something real of our time.

[B]

We get mashed potatoes and meatballs and coleslaw.

[A]

All chafing trays. I got a caterer already fucking eyed out. Keep it in a family. Really Keeping it in the family. What?

[B]

Who do you got?

[A]

I don't ask my. Don't ask me questions like that.

[B]

We'll have to go down there and taste it.

[A]

Cheesesteak egg rolls.

[B]

Oh, I know you're talking about.

[A]

You don't know nothing about nothing.

[B]

Doesn't the VFW do it?

[A]

You can use in house? So we used to do it at.

[B]

If you want their meatballs, you got.

[A]

To do it in house. See if you can get the rate on Fran Lee's. No, it's not Fran Lee's. It's the Polonia. The Polonia in Bridesburg. That's where our family party used to be. We moved it.

[B]

Fran Lee's Chinese?

[A]

No. Fran Lee's is the first. One of the first live comedy shows I saw was a. Was a. Like a beef and beer kind of comedy show for someone's baseball team.

[B]

Remember the comics?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do we know them?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

No way.

[A]

One guy's name was like Johnny the attitude he had. Like, wrote some jokes for Letterman. Uh huh. And opened.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Good buddy of ours. Who? Richie Aretti. No kidding. Huh? Bombed Richie. Whoa. He killed with art. It was all like, not for. It was a. It was a 100% hell gig.

[B]

Say Richie always kills.

[A]

He did well with the few younger groups.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

And we were like. We were so drunk and he's sober and we were like, here, you want to go? We're going. We were going to Kavanaugh's Riverdeck. We're like, you want to come hang with us? He's like, nah, I'm good, man.

[B]

By the way, I forgot to tell you, there's more hard feelings, but somebody asked me.

[A]

Oh, boy. Does this have to do with me?

[B]

A little bit.

[A]

Okay. I don't like this at all. I don't like this.

[B]

They wanted us to do a comedy night for a non profit.

[A]

Okay. I'd be open to that. How nonprofit are we talking?

How nonprofit and where? Philadelphia area?

[B]

I believe so.

[A]

Who. Who do you know? This has to be. This has some sort of tax scam written all over it. What do you have on Polonia? You have the Polonia Hall?

[C]

I have one in Bayonne, New Jersey for 1400 on Fridays and 1700 on Saturdays.

[B]

That's a good deal. Does that come with food?

[C]

Believe not.

[A]

Polonia Hall, Philadelphia. Over there on Belgrade Street. Hall. Reynolds reviews.

This place. It's got a. This is like walking.

[B]

Smell it.

[A]

Yeah, it's walking back into time. Dude, it's.

[B]

What's that bartender like?

[A]

She's great. It's the same broad every year. We grease the shit out of her. This is it.

[B]

Those sodas are flat.

[A]

They're out of two liters, I think. Oh, just like a fucking warm two liter getting dumped in there. It's a great haul. They got caterers in house that they use sometimes. It's exactly what you got.

[B]

The stage Chicken francaise.

[A]

Got it all. Dog salad, roasted potatoes. Big thing of salad. The dinner. The dinner. Rolls in a basket with the cloth napkins kind of tipped over, like they're spilling out. Yeah, like a cornucopia.

[B]

Classy.

[A]

Just learn what that is, you know?

[B]

I know what a cornucopia is.

[A]

I just said. I just learned.

[B]

I knew before.

[A]

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie?

All right. Speaking. I mean, we're all. This is a very. Taxi.

What are we talking about? Charity type thing here? This is from Joey Bag of Donuts and. Luke, you're gonna have to get eyes on this. Am I garbage for mentioning the Bass Pro Shop tax scam? Whenever I can after learning of it, Basically, they're considered a nonprofit because they conduct teaching within their stores.

[B]

Put the fucking pond in there, damn it.

[A]

So they're teaching, I guess. Fishing, I don't know. But that can't be. Maybe the money. That can't make sense. The government's you. I mean, the amount of money.

[B]

Are you Garbage School of Broadcasting?

[A]

I mean, we've joked about this. You got to go. Religion also, I don't think our account would go for this at all.

[B]

No, I don't think.

[A]

I mean, we don't make enough money.

[C]

It's store by store, really. So it's like some stores are able to claim that they're a museum because they'll have displays of, like, certain wildlife and stuff like that.

[A]

Rich guys do that with art.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[A]

And then you can write it off as a donation to their on. They did it on Billions.

[B]

I could teach a podcast thing, couldn't I?

[A]

I could, I think.

[B]

No, not the business side of it, but I had a host, sure. Hey, everybody. All that stuff. Come up with your own catchphrase. Get these suckers.

[A]

You'd be such a bitch, dude. You'd be like Gerald Lambeau from fucking Goodwill. Is it about the Fields Medal? It's always about the Fields Medal. Good Lord. He would be. He'd be fucking Gerald Lambeau. Dude.

[B]

She wanted to have a drink with me tonight.

[A]

Scarf on, hitting on all the trip.

[B]

I remember what a scumbag I thought he was when he did that. And I was. I was fucking, I don't know, 13 or 14. I was like, ew, dude, you're a teacher. She wouldn't have a drink with me tonight. He was drinking like a glass of.

[A]

Shambly gimlet or something like that. A glass of Shimay. Hey, fucking. Why don't you come over here? I'll fucking twist your head off, dirt ball. Oh, you smashed my tooth on the mic. I thought it fell out for a second. That scared the shit out of. Sorry. I don't like breaking the fourth wall without really scared me.

[B]

That'd be my first lesson in the school. Don't bang your teeth on the thing. Never put your tongue on the microphone.

[A]

You just did it.

[B]

No, I didn't.

Tastes like metal.

[A]

Step number one, get herpes.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

What, you don't like the truth?

[B]

I don't have herpes. I get cold sores. Dickhead, just shut up.

[A]

That's what you're saying to the class.

Hey, Mr. F, what's that herpes on your face? It's not herpes. It's a cold sore. Dickhead. Let.

[B]

You wanna have a drink with me tonight?

I'm wearing this.

[A]

I caught myself shaving on my wiener.

[B]

I don't have it on my wiener. Dickhead.

Got bit in the hand in a wrestling match.

Last summer at Fire Island.

[A]

Trundle bed.

[B]

What's a trundle bed?

[A]

You tell me.

[B]

I know what a Murphy bed is.

[A]

That's when you have sex with a guy named Murphy in your bed.

Yo, Murph.

[B]

How much of a loser must that guy have been?

[A]

Who, you?

[B]

No, no, the guy that came up with the Murphy.

[A]

He probably thought he was hot. Dude, he comes over, hey, you flip it? No. You know. You know, sleeping in the living room, you know, you walked in and he had it up and was like, yeah, this is just my entertainment center. Good news and drops the bell. That makes you ladies hot.

[B]

There's a broad in there.

That'S 50. Shit.

[A]

Though. A lot of New Yorkers do it and I get it.

[B]

No, yeah. If you got a Murphy bed right in to the H. Foley School Broadcasting, would you let me run a Squid.

Separate llc? Yeah, but I need to do it here.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I'll rent the space. Okay, franchise it.

[A]

Check your franchises.

[B]

Do you Think I'd have some knowledge.

[A]

To teach anybody, Luke, I think you. I. Compliment time. Put your compliment hat on. What you have can't be taught and you don't know you have it.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That was just enough to squash the idea.

Crisis averted.

[A]

I will not freak out. You can teach it at the 55 and older community.

[B]

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Those old bags probably all want to start podcasts yapping about this. And that's.

[A]

What do we do.

[B]

They probably want to do it for our grandkids and shit.

[A]

That's pretty good. Hey, record this podcast and give it to the grandkids. Them telling stories.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Cut that. Yeah, that's my idea.

[B]

That was in Things to do in Denver when you're dead. That's just basically telling your life story so you can have it when you're. When you're dead. And your grandkids want to know you got real dark and things to do in Denver when you're dead, though.

[C]

Well, they will have that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The one guy was like these. No, you.

[C]

You're creating that right now.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Our kids. My kids will know what we were up to.

Do you think about that? No, my kid's gonna look back at this is all. Damn, I didn't. I mean, I haven't really thought about that.

[B]

Don't start bitching up now.

[A]

What?

[B]

Trying to present yourself like a decent citizen.

[A]

Good lord, this man is large. I just start speaking like that. Hey, what's up, buddy? I'm sorry.

[C]

Oh, man, that one's so sad. Hey, buddy. Sorry we can't be here right now.

[A]

If you're listening to this, I'm no longer here.

Henry died years ago.

[C]

It's always some, like, really hot dad too, like in his, like, 35.

[A]

If I'm gone, there's no way Henry's still here. Call Luke for any five.

[B]

Tell your mom will be home later tonight.

[A]

If you need any money, call Luke. Rich ass motherfucker.

[B]

Something did happen.

Would you want me to raise him?

[A]

No.

[B]

Move in an ass.

[A]

At least give him the worst summer ever. Yeah, that's what he fucking needs.

[C]

Toughen this kid up.

[B]

I just got him digging holes in the backyard looking for Dash.

Your father's a frugal man. He never said nothing. Code password? Nothing.

[A]

Safe. Any. Any odd keys laying around?

You mentioned safe deposit box. You're lifting up paintings off the wall looking for the safe.

[B]

He's like four years old.

Now.

[A]

Let me know you're banging a wall. Let me know if you hear any dead Spots. Yeah, there it is. Stomping on the.

[B]

I never know what to listen for with that.

[A]

No, I don't know what it is. Change. I think it change.

[B]

But I. I mean, are you really doing this? I've done it to take. Hang a picture.

[A]

Oh, yellow. Then you're Leah.

[B]

I don't know what it is, though.

[A]

Well, drywall sounds different when you. Then when you get to a stud.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't know which one's which.

[A]

I get that. I'm telling you what.

[B]

And I've. I've always fucked up the wall hammer goes right through, man. I got shit hanging in the apartment now that, like, if it ever fell on me, it kill me. They'd find me in like two weeks of Murphy bed.

I get this heavy ass fucking like dual picture thing, you know? Like it's popular now to put, like. Instead of just. Instead of just having the picture, it's three fucking things. Like a triptych. You know what a triptych is? Do you know what a triptych is?

[A]

You know what a small dick is?

[B]

Amen, sister. God damn right I do.

What is the thing I pee with, Alex?

[A]

I got one on me. Keep that thing on me.

[B]

Talking about a daily double, huh?

No, if this thing fell on me, it cracked my head open.

[A]

He's staying under waiting. Don't you. It's. Do me the favor. They're banging on a wall waiting for a. Hoping for an earthquake.

[B]

Always. I'm always hoping for something like that.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

All right, let's see this one. Is he on a toilet? Are you garbage if you hit your vape through your nose to avoid getting a dry socket after a tooth extract. I also like how he called it a tooth extraction. Buddy, you haven't earned tooth extraction.

[B]

Got that shit pulled.

[A]

That shit pulled. Dude, fuck that.

[B]

An extraction is what they do to Navy seals on a fucking cliff top in Afghanistan.

[A]

You're not hitting your fucking. What are your. Your milk bar through your nose.

[B]

You couldn't afford a root canal. Been there, done that. I'm about to have something extracted pretty soon. I got a fault line going from your butt.

[A]

Why would I want that out stuck? I don't know.

[B]

Yeah, I got a crack in my tooth. I think it's from just stress from fucking biting you. It's like a proper crack, a fault line. And sometimes when I suck on it, I can taste.

Bacteria.

[A]

Cute. Hot girl. Summer, you stink, dude. Go get your shit fixed. Get your new chompers.

[B]

I don't like Dennis. I don't Trust. Dennis. I don't know why.

[A]

I was watching.

[B]

It's very intimate. Anything else I'm cool with. In Mount Sinai? I don't have no dentists.

[A]

The hospital?

[B]

Yeah. Come deck them. Deck em. Dennis, part of the. Why aren't dentists associated with the hospital? Quacks.

[A]

What do you mean always?

[B]

Fuck that. You still have a private practice.

[A]

You want an orthodontist? I know a good orthodontist.

[B]

What am I getting braces?

[A]

You need something. Start. Just. I need a start.

[B]

I see the orthodontist. I need a cleaning and to have this looked at.

[A]

I like how you're, like, cleaning in this look. Do you really lump that in? Like, that's part of the cleaning.

[B]

Plus, I like to go in with that sharp thing.

[A]

Your Grand Canyon tooth you got cooking out there.

Yellowstone mouth.

[B]

Like a buffalo running around. Yikes. People always get too close to them. It's crazy.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, stupid. Do you know what it would have to take for me to get got by something that big? I don't. I don't take.

[B]

To get me to Yellowstone.

[A]

You're at me and my wife.

[B]

Kevin Costner. That'd be it.

[A]

My wife wants to go to Montana. Which I would be open with.

[B]

I like Montana.

[A]

A Yellowstone?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I mean, it's the same thing.

[B]

The big Blackfoot.

[C]

The Dempsey's did it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Were you acquiring some land?

[C]

No, it was a. I just watched, like, friends in my. In the cabin. Me and my brother shared a cabin and I just watched, like. Yeah.

[A]

It's the one where Chandler does something.

[B]

I want a sundae. I don't like moose. Chocolate mousse. You like chocolate mousse?

[A]

No.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Huh. That was the richest thing we could think of as a kid.

Ordering chocolate mousse instead of pudding.

[A]

I don't think the places we hung out at were serving moose.

[B]

Every once in a while I'd get one little moose.

[A]

I'm a scoop of ice cream.

[B]

Friars.

Scoop of chocolate.

[A]

This one's from hoops. Is it garbage if my buddy refers to his couch in Ottoman as a sectional? I respect it. Yeah. If you ain't fucking lying. You ain't trying, dog. That's like, how you feel a little comfy. You know, you're.

Keeping up appearances a little bit. It's a sectional to him.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

There's two sections to that. To that chair.

[B]

I mean, if you have a big enough. Ottoman.

[A]

Ottoman.

[B]

Whatever it's called.

[A]

Ottoman, Ottoman. A vampire.

[B]

Is it really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that why they call it that?

[A]

How they got all their money.

[B]

Shut up. Not an idiot. It's Ottoman.

[A]

I think it's Ottoman. No.

[B]

Okay, Ottoman. An Ottoman. What is it?

[A]

He's looking. In the meantime, finish your thought. Every little fucking school of broadcasting you got going on here. How to undercut a story shown out to do.

[B]

What was I talking about?

[A]

I don't know. Ottoman.

[B]

Who said that?

[A]

Ottoman. I think it's Ottoman. See? Yeah, Ottoman.

[B]

So I'm right. No, no.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

No, you said Ottoman. Okay, hold on a second. Hold on a second.

[A]

I'm not doing this.

[B]

I said Ottoman.

[A]

It's Ottoman.

[C]

No, now you've just. You flip.

[B]

Say it.

[C]

Ottoman.

[B]

Ottoman.

[A]

No. Ottoman. It's O. It's O, isn't it? Ott.

[B]

She's saying A. Say. Do it. Make her say A.

[A]

She's saying A. Oh, go ahead. Ottoman.

[B]

Yeah, Ottoman.

[A]

No, you're saying Ottoman like auto, like Ottoman.

[B]

That's what she's saying. Ottoman.

[A]

Oh, my God. This is driving. I don't know. I don't know. We. First of all, the new information that's come into the conversation we cannot agree on. And we all are taking different stance. All right, this one's from Big boy Hustle. First time ten dollar homie. Never had one. Red. Is it garbage to hold your parents steering wheel and Dr. Dart. Extra credit if it wasn't a dart, but a pipe. Extra credit if it wasn't tobacco in there.

[B]

How you doing?

[A]

That's. I mean, listen, I'm no fucking saint.

[B]

That was always big, though.

[A]

I got. Steering wheel was.

[B]

Well, you got the right to do that. Hold the wheel for a second.

[A]

It was always big if he had to get into his pocket because he wore a tight set of dungarees. So he had to, like, you know, do that and like. Yeah, get in there. So I would. I would grab the wheel. I liked Grant. He didn't need me to, but he'd be like, great. You can, you know, you can grab.

[B]

Your brother did it first, though.

[A]

Yeah, I was always in the back. Yeah, they were like. They might as well been like the same age.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The president and vice president, you know, I was just like, guys in the cabinet in the back, the dog fighting over begging strip.

Yeah, no. Yeah, for sure. I was. I was in the back.

[B]

That was. That was a big brother thing. Gets to hold the wheel from my dad when he's lighting a heater or something like that. Never a bowl, though. That's crazy.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

I mean, the smoking weed in front.

[A]

Of the kids, that's crazy to Me, I didn't. I never understood. I come from, like, you know, I've big drinking family, which obviously is, you know, arguably worse than me day to day.

[B]

Yeah. When you look at.

Really is. It really was apples and oranges.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like, I met one buddy's dad smoked a lot, but he was a successful businessman. He was, like, very spiritual. You know what I mean?

[A]

Fucking hippie.

[B]

He's a draft dodger. He's hippie ish. Not draft dodger, hippie ish.

Never drank, though. Never. I never saw him drunk once. Never had beer in the house. Never booze in the house.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

You over to my house.

[A]

It's like right now.

[B]

Like a 7 11.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Going to that garage fridge.

[A]

Yeah. I don't. Yeah, I don't. We never. I mean, I. My. You know, I would say my dad definitely experimented pretty heavily through the 60s and 70s, I presume. Like, most people.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

But then, like, that was like. I remember somebody accused him of smoking weeds. Like, that was decades ago. Like, he was like. It wasn't even like a lie. He was smoking weed. I haven't smoked weed since, like, you're fucking, you know, 81 or something like that.

But the booze, it was just. To me, it was. Booze was so regular, and weed was like, that's crazy. You're smoking weed with your parents to, like, just. In the world. I. The perspective of it that I came up with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They. My family would be more likely, like, you're 15, grab a drink. Then, like, you're 21. I'm gonna smoke a bowl with you. Yeah. Just like, a little dirtier.

[B]

The way it smelled when you didn't know it, like, when you weren't used to it. I remember smelling it at my grandmother's house when my cousin had bought the house. This is probably like 83, something like that. And, like, neighbors a couple houses down were sparking one up. I remember being like, God damn, what the is that? And how do I get my hands on it?

[A]

And how do I let this ruin my life? I told you. We were like 16 or 17 at a friend's at a girl's house, and she was smoking weed in the basement with her family, and I had beers in the trunk. I went up to get the beers. I was like, oh, we're fucking partying. You know what I mean? Like, we're vibing here.

[B]

Start taking the mom's bra off. There you do it, honey.

[A]

Come down with a blender. Pina coladas. I remember being like, oh, I'm gonna drink.

[B]

You got a bowl. You dropping your keys in there?

[A]

I'm passing it around. Just my Lumina key.

I remember they were. It was war. Milwaukee's best.

[B]

Sweet.

[A]

And I was like, yeah, we're like, we're partying. Go down in the basement. This is the first time I really hung out with like, there was like, dudes there.

[B]

Adults.

[A]

Yeah, but like, not cool adults. Like a guy, like, guy on the couch type shit. Like, oh, that's Randy. He's not really the parents age. He's older than the kids. If the parents are 55 and the kids are 18, he's like 32. It's like, where do you fit in here, Randy?

[B]

Probably weird sex stuff.

[A]

Whatever. I was like, we're vibing. I'm gonna have a couple of pops.

[B]

Everybody, when you say smoking weed with.

[A]

Your parents, like, like ripping bingers, like passing around a zong. Clearly you remember his song. Of course.

[B]

With her parents.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Not just Randy.

[A]

No, dude, it was me, my two boys, Justin and Justin.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

This girl Gene.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

Both are her parents. Then these two dudes in a basement. So I go, oh, I'm gonna finish basement. Yeah, not great finish basement. Friday night, weeknight, Friday night. Or maybe this summer. But like, we're not. We don't. You know, it might have been. I was probably in high school.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Me and my boy go out to Smokey Heater because there's no heaters in the house. I respect that. Yeah. Smoking your zong. And I get up, it's like, oh, I got 12 pack in the trunk. You know what I mean? I used to come correct back in the day. I grab my beers, throw them on.

[B]

Ice in the house.

[A]

Yeah, whatever. I might probably throw them in the fridge upstairs. We're fucking smoking weed with a parent. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. Lady gonna start going through your underwear.

[B]

Drawer called 91 1, right?

[A]

The fuck?

[B]

Lady Blow this whole thing up.

[A]

So I come down, I. Dude, I walk down this. I walk down the stairs like I'm fucking. I'm the king of the fucking castle, you warm beer. Crack a beer. Hey, you done? She's like, like, we cannot allow that at this house. I said, lady, your eye on drugs, right Now I'm out taking the edge off with a beer.

[B]

I mean, you got my money taped to your tits right now.

[A]

With all due respect, you fucking work for me. You know what I mean?

[B]

What the fuck?

[A]

Yeah, and made me feel like the fucking. I bounced. I said, oh, I'm gonna go Smoke another cig. Fucking dusted my.

[B]

Drove home drunk.

[A]

I fucking dusted my boys. I said, you find over there, she ain't gonna fuck either one of you. I was here because I had nothing else to do. They were both trying to. Her. The mom? No, the girl. Wait. We were friends with a girl. She went to another school or something. I forget how the we knew her. I wasn't. I walk into this hippie house like you might as well be hanging out with Jerry Garcia.

That. I said my mom would call the police right now if she knew I was smoking. And I didn't even smoke weed.

I'm trying to. We're all vibing.

[B]

You might as well be doing heroin, ladies. Yeah, you're smoking bongs.

[A]

You're a mom pulling a cap out and clearing a zong. And you're. You got the.

[B]

I come down with a glass, it's all you. Unblocked. You treat me like I'm a criminal.

[A]

Well, I felt. I felt judged and I didn't like it. And I wanted to be like, lady, this ain't even decriminalized yet.

At no age are you allowed to, let alone with children.

[B]

And who the are these two?

[A]

Randy and One Eyed Jack. Over. We gotta wrap it up.

[B]

Oh, my God, what a fun one, gang. We love you to death. Grab your tickets. Come see you December 13th. Yeah, a couple days away.

[A]

A couple days away.

[B]

We love you. What else?

[A]

We got T shirts on sale. Card game. Yeah, we're clearing out the store. We're making room for a lot of new merch coming in early in the next year. So we fucking love you and we appreciate all the support. Army of Garbage is the best.

[B]

Sign up for the H. Foley School of Broadcasting at H. Foleyschoolofbroadcasting. Com.

[A]

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[B]

Peace. See you next week.