Funny Marco!

Summary

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Are You Garbage? — Funny Marco!

Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Guest: Funny Marco
Episode Air Date: October 23, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode welcomes comedian, internet sensation, and interviewer Funny Marco to the Are You Garbage? hot seat. The show’s signature blend of playful interrogation and revealing stories explores Marco’s journey from a humble Kansas City upbringing to social media stardom, featuring a hilarious and authentic look at “garbage” status, generational hustle, family dynamics, and newfound success. Listeners get to hear about Marco’s origins, his creative process, the unconventional path to fame, and how he's redefined his dreams—while maintaining his roots…and a healthy dose of trashiness.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Childhood and Upbringing

• Kansas City Roots: Marco grew up with four siblings in a three-bedroom apartment, sharing a room and bunk beds with his brothers. Life was modest, with his family residing in a Section 8 neighborhood alongside extended relatives.
  • "So my mama had one room and then we, my sister had one room and then the brothers we like share. We all like share." (04:30)
• Generational Welfare: His grandmother and mother both relied on government assistance, shaping his early views on work and stability.
  • "My grandma, so my mama. Mama never had a job. So she...was counting on a government assistance. Gotcha with that...And then my mama seen that. So my mama started doing that. So my mama never had a job because of her mama." (05:36)

2. Moving Out and Eye-Opening Experiences

• Move to Atlanta: At 20 or 21, Marco left home for Atlanta, marking the first time he’d lived outside Kansas City. The diversity and opportunities for Black professionals in Atlanta were a revelation:
  • "When I moved to Atlanta and I seen so many, like, Black people have different jobs, I'm like, this is different... All we had was warehouse jobs." (03:36)
• Philosophy on Change: Marco encourages others to take risks and seek growth—“to find out new shit.” (03:57)

3. School Years, ADHD & Self-Awareness

• Struggles in School: Marco candidly admits he wasn’t a good student, often disengaged due to undiagnosed ADHD and dyslexia.
  • "I was good to other people, but not myself, if that makes sense. I just wouldn't...I just went to sleep, like, at school…" (07:41)
• Late Diagnosis: Only as an adult did he learn about his ADHD and dyslexia, wishing his family had sought help sooner.
  • "I really wish my mama had got me help. Cause I got ADHD real bad. And I got a deal with dyslexia." (08:45)
• No Sports Star: Instead of athletics, Marco gravitated toward humor, video games, and being the “vibes guy.”
  • "Usually people that are funny can't play sports." (09:54)

4. First Jobs & Early Hustle

• Over 80 Jobs: Marco cycled through countless jobs—first at Popeyes (he admits to “stealing a lot”—and even found a fried rat in the fryer).
  • "Popeyes was dope...I was blowing it on Madden...What was picking situation in there?...But I stole a lot." (15:13–15:37)
  • "It was. I was getting chicken out and it was a rat in there. Fried in a grease, just cooking." (15:48–16:04)
• Wildest Job: The water department, climbing into manholes to fix pipelines, was his hardest gig:
  • "I worked for the water department and that was pipeline, where you used to go down and dig up...that was my last job before I became who I was." (13:24–14:25)
• Countless Temp Jobs: He would quit if he wasn’t happy—a habit that continued until comedy and internet success.

5. Start of Comedy & Social Media Takeoff

• Stand-Up Aspirations: Inspired by seeing stand-up on TV, Marco made naive calls to comedy clubs trying to get on stage.
  • "I remember calling the improv and I was like, yeah, I want to come do stand up. Like, who are you? And I'm like, Marco...It doesn't work like that." (20:45)
• Breakthrough in Viral Videos: His “Walmart” prank videos, especially those rapping lyrics to strangers, took off on social media.
  • "I was doing Walmart videos in Kansas City...I was hitting like a million views." (22:05–23:30)
• Rihanna Follows Him: A random DM alerted him that Rihanna had followed him, which inspired him to create tailored content and believe in his potential.
  • "A stranger DM me and he said, oh, you know, Rihanna follow you?...She see it. So I went and did a Rihanna song." (21:55–22:38)

6. Family Ties in Content Creation & Fame

• Family as Crew: Marco’s brothers quit their jobs to film his videos as the business exploded.
  • "I told him to quit his job to come help me film....He came down, he quit his job, and then he start filming for me." (33:27–33:47)
• “Celebrity Babies”: He has three children—one 12-year-old and two toddlers he calls his "celebrity babies." (07:09)

7. Brand Deals, Money, and Newfound Wealth

• First Big Paycheck: After moving to Atlanta, he was offered $20,000 for a waist trainer video, and soon after, $100,000+ for influencer promotions with major labels—dutifully handled by a music-industry manager.
  • "He was just like, it's a waist trainer video for $20,000...I've never seen 20,000." (30:51)
• Buying His First Car: Marco spent his big check on a black Dodge Challenger—“a dirt bag move and we love it.” (34:04)
• Lessons on Managing Money: Initially, he splurged, but now he has a business manager and views his home as an investment.

8. Life Upgrades & Accoutrements of Success

• Home and Lifestyle:
  • Buys a house in Atlanta, adds a pool, hot tub, and is building a basketball court (42:10).
    • "They're actually building a basketball court. They supposed to start today." (42:12)
  • Bought the house from fellow comedian Desi Banks (48:07).
  • Owns a Cybertruck, previously owned a Challenger (wrecked by a friend).
• Brothers Live With Him: His tight-knit relationship extends to adult life—brothers share apartments, get in on parties, and run family cookouts with pig's feet and classic southern fare (60:12).
• Fancy Water: Offers guests fancy bottled water (Saratoga), but wants an office-style water cooler (54:31).
• Spa Treatments: Gets mani-pedis, sometimes as a “date” move (51:15).
• Latest Indulgence: Custom Frank Ocean couch on order, gaming room in the front room, and plenty of snacks for guests, even if snacks “aren’t as good as they used to be.” (58:53, 62:10)

9. Humble Living and “Garbage” Admissions

• Classic “Garbage” Behaviors:
  • Pees and brushes teeth in the shower: "Yeah, I did today." (43:59)
  • Reluctant with cologne unless meeting women (55:23)
  • Eats fried chicken he cooks himself, not a seafood fan, steak “medium well” after steak-shaming at a business lunch (52:38–53:06)
  • Used to love Tombstone pizzas; snacks are for the guests, often old-school (53:52, 62:29)
  • Flies coach unless it’s a long flight (“La, you gotta fly first class”), and has LV luggage for life (64:00)
  • Unique sleep habits—at the foot of his bed, no pillows, sometimes no covers (46:51)

10. Giving Back and New Goals

• Helping Others: Now strives to give back, especially to single mothers, and dreams of a TV show where he rides public transit, learns stories, and gives out cars.
  • "I wanna...like start like a TV show where I ride the bus and...buy them a car." (43:15)
• No Real Vacations Yet: Just got a passport, dreams of visiting Hong Kong or Thailand (56:05–57:28).

11. Reflections on Growth and Industry Impact

• Self-Awareness: Marco remains genuine, humble, and conscious of the generational patterns he’s breaking and the moments he wants to create for himself and others.
  • "I want to give people opportunities up and coming...sometimes it's OK to create a moment." (66:42)
• Quote on Comedic Hustle:
  • "The hardest job is trying to be a comedian because you don't know when the money gonna come...But do the job and the job's gonna work for you." (67:49)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Breaking the Welfare Cycle:
  "It’s OK to use that, you know, but let it be a stepping stone...If you stay in the system so long, what about people that need to come in?" — Marco (06:17)
• On ADHD and School:
  "I really wish my mama had got me help. Cause I got ADHD real bad. And I got a deal with dyslexia." — Marco (08:45)
• Rihanna and Social Media Breakthrough:
  "When Rihanna liked a video, I did...I was like, oh wow, I'm about to go do a Rihanna song, cause she see it." — Marco (22:37)
• On “Manifesting” the Cybertruck:
  "I manifested a Cybertruck...I made a post on Instagram...it goes viral everywhere. I didn't even buy yet." — Marco (49:58–50:52)
• Self-Aware Trashiness:
  "Definitely garbage...But in a very classy way at the same time." — Foley (66:14)
• On Family Thanksgiving:
  "Black prayers, they last for a long time...the one uncle that's about to pass, he'd say it like, oh, really?" — Marco (60:58)
• On Legacy:
  "Sometimes it's OK to create a moment...somebody gonna die out of somebody. And they'd be like, damn, I remember working with him." — Marco (67:00)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | Description | |----------------------|------------------|-------------------------------| | Childhood, KC roots | 02:14–07:00 | Family, upbringing, moving out | | Generational Welfare | 05:30–06:17 | Patterns, early worldview | | ADHD in School | 07:41–08:45 | Learning difficulties | | First Jobs | 12:54–16:26 | Popeyes, water dept, temp gigs | | Social Media Ascent | 21:55–23:32 | Viral “Walmart” videos | | Rihanna follows | 22:05–22:38 | Breakthrough moment | | Brand Deals/Money | 30:48–35:07 | Big checks, promotion strategy | | Buying First Car | 34:04–34:47 | Challenger, first splurge | | Family Business | 33:10–33:47 | Brothers join content creation | | Home & Lifestyle | 41:50–43:30 | House, pool, basketball court | | Garbage Habits | 43:52–47:31 | Shower, bedding, weird sleep | | Money Management | 42:25–43:03 | Having business manager | | Philanthropy | 43:08–43:36 | Single mothers/car giveaway | | First Big Concert | 19:43–20:39 | Juice WRLD | | Unique Cookout | 60:09–60:16 | Pig’s feet at the grill | | On Comedy Hustle | 67:49–68:15 | The grind, advice for comics | | Final Thoughts | 66:40–68:15 | Meaning, legacy, gratitude |

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Summary Tone & Final Take

The episode is raucous, honest, and warm. Funny Marco’s unfiltered answers, like quirks with numbers, a lack of pretension about luxury, and his genuine desire to help others, make for a classic “Are You Garbage?” guest—one whose “trashiness” is wrapped, paradoxically, in humility and ambition. The stories (fried rats at Popeyes, sleeping at the foot of the bed, manifesting a Cybertruck) are colored by a thoughtful, comedic heart.

Best enjoyed for:

• Origin story inspiration and laughs
• A peek behind the viral content curtain
• Real talk on generational hurdles and success
• Candid “garbage” confessions with family warmth

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Sample Memorable Exchanges

• On getting steak well done at a business dinner:
  • "I did well done one time and everybody, like, I think they look...yeah, they didn't fuck with me." — Marco (53:01)
• On not knowing brothers’ ages:
  • "I don't know anybody age...Numbers stress me out, so I really don't like to think about them." — Marco (04:52)
• On pursuing comedy fame:
  • "I want to cater to those people that...when I laugh, it was like I forgot I was sad. So I was like, I want to cater to those people that, damn..." — Marco (23:00)
• On success and family:
  • "Bought a house...for my brothers in them. So like, when people come over, it's something to do." — Marco (59:45)
• Hosts, on Marco’s “Are You Garbage?” rating:
  • "Definitely garbage. But in a very classy way at the same time." — Foley (66:14)

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Conclusion

Funny Marco beautifully embodies the AYG tradition: from humble roots, marked by a loving but scrappy family, to influencer riches—but still brushing his teeth in the shower and sleeping at the foot of the bed. This episode is a celebration of not just making it, but of redefining what “garbage” means when success looks a little different than you thought.

Transcript

[A]

Hang on there, Kippy. Before we get the show started, I want to talk to Atlanta and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The boys are coming for the AYG live show as a part of that back on the block tour. So round up the squad, grab some dickies and come out and hang.

[B]

Yeah, it's a great way to introduce people to the show. It's stand up. Plus we play AYG with the crowd. You know it. You've seen it. Grab your tickets, rugarbage.com, we'll see you there. Love yous. Yeah.

[A]

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you garbage? The show where you find if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah, it's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they grow up to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the new edition show. She just went off to aerobics class and a little day drinking.

[C]

Okay, good for her.

[A]

She'll be back around dinner time. Nice swinging a miss this week. My co host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are you garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world and I love him. Give it up for kj Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

[B]

What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in as always. Please make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. Those numbers are cooking then obviously the greatest website of all time. Www.patreon.com Are you garbage? You go over there. That bonus content, gang.

[A]

Love that money. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful comedian, influencer and Internet sensation. And he's got a brand new celebrity interview series coming out October 21st open thoughts on the WAVE original network. Give it up for the one, the only funny Marco.

[B]

Everybody claps for himself. Nice guy.

[A]

He's in agonizing pain right now and you can't see it.

[C]

Yeah, my eye.

[A]

Yeah, he's going through it. Contact first. Got to walk in with some contact.

[C]

Yeah, I know, right?

[A]

I love it. Yeah, buddy. Give us the backstory. Give us the origin story, where you grew up. Tell us the whole story.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That was quick.

[C]

Get everything out. I know. I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. So I'm from. Okay, y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

I'm sorry. No, all good.

[A]

I love it, man.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. So I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.

[B]

Goddamn pro, dude.

[C]

I know, right? It's like, right? When you just, like, the weather change has been a lot like this. From Atlanta, from la, from.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It catches up to you, all the flights and stuff like that. It kills you.

[C]

Yeah. That's the sorry part about everything. I just wish you can teleport.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Airplane ain't good for you either.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That air ain't no good.

[C]

It's not?

[A]

No. That's terrible.

[C]

I didn't know that a bus ain't either. Because then your back.

[B]

You shouldn't be on a bus anymore. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who's booking your travel, but you should not be on a bus.

[A]

Yeah, I would fucking Greyhound in Michigan.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Okay. So, yeah, I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. And then it was different because Kansas City is. Once I realized that's all I seen.

[A]

Are you in the city or you in the burbs?

[C]

In the city. In the city, yeah. Yeah, in the cities. And it's in the city. And the funny part is I never traveled before. So when I moved to Atlanta and I seen so many, like, black people have different jobs, I'm like, this is different. Because Kansas City.

[B]

What did they all do in Kansas City?

[C]

It was hard. It's hard to get jobs because it's more of a white state where, like, I seen more white people with, like, jobs at the airport, at, you know, like, big restaurants. All we had was warehouse jobs, so.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

I'm just thinking, like, oh, damn. Like, that's normal. And then I go to Atlanta, I see, like, folks are everywhere.

[B]

Yeah, exactly.

[C]

And then I'm like. I was happy. Cause I'm like, oh, you can do this. And I just feel like sometimes if you are in a certain state, you can just move. If it's something that you just, like, want to see more in life, you can move. But I feel like some people just don't take that jump to just go. But it's the best thing in life just to find out new shit.

[A]

How old were you when you moved to Atlanta?

[C]

I think I was. I think I was, like, 20, 21.

[A]

All right, so this is when you got out of the House?

[C]

Yeah, out of the house.

[A]

And what was the house like?

[B]

Did you grow up?

[A]

Did you guys grow up in an apartment?

[C]

Did you grow up? Yeah, we had an apartment. Four brothers and sisters. And then how many rooms in the apartment? Ooh, three.

[A]

Three.

[C]

So my mama had one room and then we, my sister had one room and then the brothers we like share. We all like share.

[A]

Three of you?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Bunk beds.

[C]

Yeah, bunk beds.

[A]

What's the age difference?

[C]

Well, my brother is, he's. I'm the middle one, so I'm not really. You know what's crazy? I'm not really good with numbers. So I don't know if y' all met people like that. I don't know nobody age.

[A]

You don't know how old your brothers are?

[C]

No, I don't.

[B]

Were you in school at the same time with them or were they like old?

[C]

Yeah, so like they're not too much.

[A]

Like you weren't sharing a room with like a 45 year old man?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know. But I out there in the world that like me, I. I really. Numbers stress me out, so I really don't like to think about them like dates, like time and all that. I just like to just go with what's in front of me now.

[A]

So how old are you?

[C]

32. I'll be forgetting my too.

[B]

I do that too. I forget because it's just like not in. You reach a certain age where your age isn't important. You're like, how old are you?

[C]

Like 18 and 21. Those are the most important age.

[B]

Hey, I'm right there.

[C]

Because who gives a fuck? Like at 25, what's so special? Nothing changes.

[A]

And what did your mom do?

[C]

My mom.

[A]

She worked at the airport.

[C]

So my mom. So like one thing about some, some of us in our culture, it. I feel like it get passed down. So my grandma, so my mama. Mama never had a job. So she your grandmother? Yeah, she was counting on a government assistance. Gotcha with that. When you get government assistance, you get like, you know, your rent is cheap, you get food stamps, you get this, get this special treatment. So you feel like that's okay, you know, for you, which is okay for certain people, but. And then that get passed. My mama seen that. So my mama started doing that. So my mama never had a job because of her mama. And so that's just kind of how some of the generations sometimes start off.

[A]

When you see I got you.

[C]

Yeah. So. And then I just want it different because I know it's okay to use that, you know, But I feel like sometimes let it be a stepping stone, like, to get you out of it. Cause it's people that really need it. If you stay in the system so long. What about people that need to come in? It should be running for office.

[A]

I liked it.

[C]

Yeah. So I feel like, you know, was.

[A]

Your grandmother close to you? Was she in the same neighborhood?

[C]

Yeah, so we. We all was in this one. In this one neighborhood. Cause it was the section 8 hood where they gave everybody, like, come here. You get you a place, you get a place. So my whole family lived in this whole. Where we grew up. And then when I had my first child, my.

[A]

How old were you?

[C]

I was probably in my twenties. I can't remember. So when I had my first child.

[A]

How old are your kids? 35.

[C]

Yeah, look, okay, so my oldest daughter is 12. And I just had. I say, my celebrity babies, because I had them when I was a celebrity.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Two and one. So I just had two of them. Back to back. Two of them.

[B]

Congratulations.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How old were you when it all popped? Like when you started? Wow, 25. Would that make sense?

[C]

25.

[A]

Numbers question.

[B]

I know. Jesus Christ.

[C]

Like 24. Like, 24.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then were you a good student in school?

[C]

I was good. I was good to other people, but not myself, if that makes sense. I just wouldn't know. I wouldn't have nobody else way. But I did bad shit that only I wanted to do, but I didn't.

[B]

You weren't like a bad kid. You were just kind of screwing up.

[C]

I wasn't. Like, I went to sleep, like, at school. Cause I wanted to go to school like, and go to sleep. I did shit that would make me hurt instead of being bad to other people. Like, damn, he bad. Like attacking people, trying to fight people.

[A]

You weren't disruptive in class.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, but I did my shit to where it hurt me.

[A]

Just not a good student. Yeah, great.

[C]

I said to me, like, but I.

[B]

Was a good student.

[C]

I wasn't. Like, I wasn't effective. Like, I wasn't attacking other people. You got people that's really bad. And they taking it out on everybody. Like, you know, like, bullies usually start off with how they get treated at home and they. And do it to everybody else. And that's a bad student to me. Like, me, I'm just a person that I had to deal with my own bad. I don't know what to call that.

[A]

I got you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not a good student is what they call that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I wasn't beating anybody up, but I wasn't passing any tests.

[C]

Right, Right, that.

[A]

Did you take the sats?

[B]

Probably not.

[C]

I did. I fell asleep, I guess. So I got adhd.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So to this day, I just. I really wish my mama had got me help. Cause I got ADHD real bad. And I got a deal with dyslexia. And it's hard for me to focus in school. So once, like, my brain has to focus on something, it just shuts down. It's like a computer.

[A]

And you didn't know this in school?

[C]

I didn't. I start to realize it as I get older. Like, damn, that's what I'm dealing with.

[A]

Nice. And you went and got diagnosed with all that stuff later in life.

[C]

I just went to see a psychiatrist, and then they told. I went to take a test and I fell asleep and they said I needed.

[B]

They said a test for the psychiatrist.

[C]

God damn. And they said, you need to go see somebody else. And I just ain't went back yet. I gotta get that done now.

[A]

Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. There's no. I mean, I had that. I had ADHD all my life. And I didn't find that because we were talking about contacts before. I didn't find out that I was nearsighted until, like, seventh grade.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

And I was like. I couldn't see anything. Me either. Yeah. So it's like, how the Am I gonna. How am I. Campus doesn't kid. See the chalkboard?

[C]

No, I couldn't. So it didn't matter what you think.

[B]

Yeah. The glasses didn't change the grades.

[A]

Any sports growing up?

[C]

Yeah. No. I wish I could play sports. Usually people that are funny can't play sports.

[B]

I agree with it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you got sense of humor, you just can't play sports. And that's why you talking shit about.

[B]

People trying to be funny. You gotta develop a skill somehow.

[C]

Yeah, I didn't.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I wish I could, but I love watching it, like. So I became a Kansas City Chiefs fan around the time Priest Holmes was around.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And Dante Hall. So I was a Chiefs fan. And I watched that. And then we didn't have a basketball team, so I was a Sun fan. I used to love Steve Nash and watch basketball and video games. Video games is my thing. I play a lot of games.

[A]

Gotcha. Were there any vacations growing up? Would you guys go away?

[C]

No, we had no money to. I think you listened to me. Hell, no. You had no vacation? No. Only vacations. Well. Oh, you know what? I went To. I went to St. Louis one time, and my uncle.

[B]

That's not a great vacation.

[C]

My uncle. It's my grandma. My grandma's son. It was my uncle, and his name was Uncle Winky. So at the time, I didn't know my uncle was. Something about my uncle was different. And then I had a teacher named Mr. Dean, and Mr. Dean, at the end of this. This was in elementary School, and Mr. Dean. Elementary, was it? Yeah, I think so. Or Middle School. Mr. Dean was like, I see you over the summer. And I'm like, how? And when we went on this trip, Mr. Dean was with my uncle. Uncle Winky. And I'm like, what is he doing here? He was in front seat. He told y' all I'd see you. And that's when I found out my uncle was gay. And my teacher.

[A]

This teacher was a teacher in Kansas City.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

And then. But he somehow was in a relationship with your uncle who lived in St. Louis?

[C]

No, no, no. We went to St. Louis.

[B]

They went to St. Louis. He went with Uncle Winky and Mr. Dean.

[A]

Oh, I gotcha. Yeah, that was a nice trip.

[C]

Yeah, it was. It was different. We went to St. Louis, and we went to Six Flags, and we went to a lot of places. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[B]

That's a pretty good vacation. Yeah.

[A]

So Uncle Wy was our. What did Uncle Winky do?

[C]

He was a mailman.

[A]

Okay, he's a mailman.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Yeah, that's a. That's a big question. Did you grow up with any aunts or uncles where you didn't use their real name, like Uncle Winky? Did you have any others?

[C]

Yeah, we are. Yeah, I got.

[B]

It started and stopped.

[A]

Uncle Winky, I think the least hit us.

[C]

Yeah. The family, we never really. We all had nicknames. Everybody had nicknames. Like me. Like, they call me vine because my name is Javon. That's my middle name. So that's what I know.

[B]

That's a pretty good one.

[C]

Yeah. So. And then Mama's Mama. And, you know, everybody had nicknames. Is this. Is that in, like, what's your culture?

[B]

We're dirt bags from. From outside of Philly, but we're Irish.

[A]

So, like, we're both Asian. No, we're.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Irish Catholic.

[B]

Any. Yeah, any. You know, middle class to lower class.

[C]

Do y' all use middle names in that? Was it important?

[B]

Not middle name. A lot of nicknames.

[C]

Nicknames. That's what I said. Nicknames.

[A]

Uncle Jojo, stuff like that also.

[C]

Okay. So that's normal. Okay. I didn't know.

[B]

I think it's. It's normal. Normal. I don't think the Kennedys are doing it. It's more like lower class type people are doing.

[A]

Yeah, see the Kennedys doing it, though. You know, Uncle Boo Boo or something.

[C]

Yeah, the Kim Kardashian families. You think they.

[B]

I don't. I don't think. I don't think Kim Kardashian has an Uncle Winky.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's all right. What was your first job?

[C]

My first. I had a lot of jobs. I probably had over 80 jobs in life.

[B]

No shit?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What was the first one? And how old were you?

[C]

My first job was Popeyes. I don't remember the age. But how.

[B]

Pretty good first job.

[C]

I used to get a lot of jobs and I quit them. If I wasn't happy, I'll quit them. But I used to get on. It was on Craigslist and I used to get jobs on Craigslist. And then. And from there I used to do a lot of temp service jobs. So I quit a lot. I'd been everything in life, you know.

[B]

What was your least favorite? Like, that was absolutely. I would never do that again.

[C]

I worked for the water department and that was pipeline, where you used to go down and dig up once the streets are cracked, you know, when they got it off and cut the pipeline and lift it up and do a new pipe.

[A]

Did you go in the manholes?

[C]

Yeah. Manholes. Yeah, I was down there. Yeah, I was down there. That was my last job before I became who I was. I was down there. I was making.

[B]

You were doing it in Atlanta?

[C]

No, Kansas City.

[B]

Kansas City.

[A]

How scary was it going down the manholes?

[C]

It was a lot. We had a ladder, especially when they start to rain and mud come down. And then we was in snow. I'm from Kansas City, so it snows sometimes. And one time it was snowing so bad and I had to do a line and I had to hurry up and cut and put a. I forgot what it's called. Copper. Like copper right in there. And it missed and it shot up and it's freezing and the hole filled up with water and I, like peed on myself, like instantly. It's like snowing, it's cold and I'm.

[B]

Down your body, trying to keep you alive. Dude.

[C]

My team on top got mad. Cause they was like, now they gotta pull. They gotta go drop the thing in there to flush the water out. So they had to get out the truck and.

[A]

But you could have drowned and got swept away.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Nah, I wouldn't Got swept away. I would've been in that hole. Just fucked up. I was down there.

[A]

Like, was there rats and stuff like that down there?

[C]

I ain't never seen rats. I ain't never seen rats.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's just a lot what's down there. Is it like a pretty big hole?

[C]

If you can pull it up, it's like pipelines. If y' all can look on YouTube, it's like. If you look at main breaks on YouTube, it's like it's something going wrong. And then. Oh, sometime with that.

[A]

With the water main breaks.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, the water main brakes. That's what it was in the middle. Like it was some where you. If they had that forklift.

[B]

Yeah, like that probably.

[C]

Yeah. If you see. Yeah, that was the up and the hole.

[B]

There he is funny. Marco, look.

[C]

Yeah, that's where it's resting.

[A]

You would be in something like that.

[C]

Yeah. And we had to cut that and cut that and put a new one in there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'll be a Popeyes.

[B]

I know. That's a wild temp job. Damn.

[A]

How was Popeyes? How was that experience?

[C]

Popeyes was dope. It was dope. It was my first job I got. That's when I really start, you know, getting money. And then I was blowing it on Madden. When Madden come out college, I used to get the games in Jordans. I just blew it all on that end.

[A]

What was the picking situation in there? What were you allowed to have?

[C]

Nothing. But I stole a lot, so. Yeah. Yeah. I used to just eat like, you.

[A]

Know, like make your own shit. Like when you make your own kind of sandwich, you'd have to sneak it.

[C]

Now, we didn't do that. I didn't do it.

[A]

I always fantasize about that, like working at McDonald's, making my own stuff, putting my own stuff together.

[C]

Knowing you work there. Because, like, it was one time it threw me off. It was. I was getting chicken out and it was a rat in there. Fried in a grease, just cooking. And when I got chill, I'm like, damn. Like. Because sometimes at overnight the rats will fall into grease.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then they just cook. It's fry.

[B]

Oh, good.

[C]

So that's eating fast food with those big fryers. Never know what's in there.

[B]

I just ruined my week, dude. That's brutal.

[A]

Ruined my life. Popeyes, like two nights ago.

[C]

And just imagine they don't change that grease because so much grease, especially if it's new grease. Any changing that. That rat that cooked right with the.

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[B]

What was your first concert?

[C]

My first, my first stand up show. It was, it was, it was funny because I, I was scared to do stand up. No, no.

[B]

What was the first concert you went to? Like music.

[C]

Oh, music concert. Oh, oh. The first one I really enjoyed was Juice wrld.

[B]

Ah, there you go.

[C]

Yeah, it was good. And Juice wrote. He was so dope. His audience was dope. It was, it was great. Like he cared about his show. He brought his girlfriend out and he just did his thing. He had fun. Like that was an artist that had me.

[B]

You can see that.

[C]

When you can see that you're like, yeah. It was just like he lived up to his music.

[A]

Like I didn't know Juice World was a guy. I thought that was a festival.

[C]

That sound dope. They should start that Juice World festival. They should for him and then have all his artists that he used to like, you know, work with that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I didn't know.

[C]

Yeah, Juiceboro was that guy.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, short lived but everybody that's ever worked with him was like, it was every. Like everybody comes out is like I've never seen anybody do.

[C]

Man, I wish he was still alive. He was dope. Him and X. What's the name?

[A]

Xxtacion.

[C]

Yeah, them two, they were both great.

[A]

Yeah, that was fucked up.

[B]

Yeah, I was a little too old for that. What? Well, speaking of stand up, when was your first, when did you get into stand your first show?

[C]

Always, you know? Know what? That was my first thing I seen on tv. I was like, I want to do stand up. And I remember calling the improv and I was like, yeah, I want to come do stand up. Like who are you? And I'm like, marco, it's me, Marco. And I was like, yeah. It was like, well, it was like, well, I don't know. It doesn't work like that. You got to get booked or something. I'm like, how do I do it? And it was like, you gotta. You know, the club, we gotta get recommended. And I'm like, okay. And that was like my first time just randomly calling, so I always wanted to do stand up. It was just like when I got the chance to do it, when I could have, I didn't know it was nerve because I'm antisocial.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

So when I scared talking in front of all those people, I'm like, damn, it's different. So, yeah, I didn't like it.

[A]

Isn't it weird remembering that, like, we did the same thing? It's like, I want to do stand up. How do you exactly do it? And you call and you ask, like, how does this work? Yeah, like, you know what I mean? Like, oh, you come and sign up for an open mic. Somebody had no idea. I had no idea what the first step was.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I was 32. I didn't know anything.

[C]

Late bloom, right? You get to learn, though. Yeah.

[B]

Huh. All right. What? And then. I'm sorry.

[A]

I was gonna say I was gonna get to Atlanta. So you moved. Why did you move to Atlanta?

[C]

I moved to Atlanta because I wanted more. It was a. It was funny because a stranger DM me and he said, oh, you know, Rihanna follow you? And I'm like, damn, I didn't know that.

[B]

So you were already. You were already your Instagram or whatever.

[C]

Yeah, I was doing Walmart videos in Kansas City. So he like, rihanna follow you? And then at the time, I was doing rap lyrics on people. So I write down. I do a song and I write down the lyrics, and I run up on strangers and say lyrics to people. So, okay, anywhere. Lyrics that they say, I said to people. And then I just, you know, put in a caption such and such song so they know that's a song. So when Rihanna liked a video idea, I think I was doing Lil Wayne lyrics. And I was going. And then when I seen Rihanna like it, I'm like, He told me, I'm like, oh, wow, I'm about to go do a Rihanna song, cuz she see it. So I went and did a Rihanna song.

[A]

Smart.

[C]

And then he was just like, man. He was like, you got a manager? I'm like, nah. He was like, you want to move to Atlanta? I'm like, yeah, I didn't Know this.

[A]

Is just a random guy.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Let me ask you, what made you start to want to do? Did you think that, like, was this planned out of, like, this. You know, the Internet's just going to keep moving forward, these kind of videos, this kind of stuff is going to get more popular?

[C]

I wasn't thinking.

[A]

You were just doing it.

[C]

Yeah, like, to do it. Yeah.

[A]

And just as a creative outlet.

[C]

Yeah, it was fun. So I know I used to do it. I used to get sad a lot sometimes, but when I laugh, it was like I forgot I was sad. So I was like, I want to cater to those people that, damn, you.

[B]

Know, guys got a good heart, deep, thoughtful.

[C]

So I was just doing videos for them. I'm like, oh, this is funny. So I really was doing it for people, like, right. To make them laugh.

[A]

And what kind of views are we looking at about this time? When the manager hit you up.

[C]

Don't need some tissue?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you want.

[C]

No, it was. I was hitting like a million views. I was hitting like a million views.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

All right, so you're cooking. Yeah.

[B]

Are you making money from it yet? There's no.

[C]

Like, I was doing YouTube. I was doing YouTube.

[A]

So.

[C]

So, like, YouTube, I was making like, what, like 1500, 2000amonth.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

Yeah. Even with Twitch, I was like, on Twitch. I think I made my twitch, like, in 2000, I think. 2001.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I was supposed to start Twitch too.

[B]

It was the first 2001. No way.

[C]

Yeah. It shows when you make the account. When you make your first, which was around.

[A]

That's what Play with numbers.

[B]

Wait, that's 24 years ago.

[C]

2011, I think. Or yeah, probably. Yeah, 2001. There's no way one of them.

[B]

Well, no way. Well, Justin TV came out 2006, and that was like what Twitch then became.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. So I started my YouTube since the 80s. So that was my thing. I said I should have had, like, been listening to them, like, with the help. But I was just so caught up in this Instagram real.

[A]

I gotcha.

[C]

I'm going up on followers. I was just seeing that. But as a content creator, touch everything. When you right at your peak, when people are loving you, touch everywhere. Because it sucks when you step our game. I know. Yeah. It sucks when you got to go back and work backwards.

[B]

Yeah. But certain things really, like, oh, no one cares about this anymore. And then it's like, like, yeah, tick tock.

[C]

Like, if you didn't do tick tock.

[B]

It'S like we started that late. Yeah, we just started doing Face. Someone's like, your Facebook. You got to do Facebook. I look at, we had like a thousand views on Facebook or a thousand followers on Facebook.

[C]

And what it is, is you got.

[B]

To build that up when you don't.

[C]

Catch on to it. Somebody affect profiles making it for you. So somebody that's doing it because I had a fake Facebook, I had a fake tick tock. And I'm like, damn, they getting all this and I'm getting mad. But how can you get mad at somebody for seeing your potential? And it's like, you ain't making what I do for you and I make the money then.

[B]

So.

[A]

So you moved to. So did this guy turn out to be legit? The guy?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, he was. He was. He was legit in a way.

[A]

He's still not your manager?

[C]

No, me and him are good. We working. So he's not my manager. So I kept him on around. So we are still.

[A]

There you go.

[C]

He's not my manager, but when I got there, he was staying with his girlfriend and I. I got put in the hotel and I'm like, okay, that's different. And then he's like, you can come to my house. Like, you know, I just wanted to let my girlfriend know, like, what I'm doing and what I'm working.

[A]

He's paying for the hotel.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

What is your. What does your mom and everybody say? Like, hey, you know what's great?

[C]

They didn't give a. Nobody cared.

[A]

You quit your job at the water department. Hey, yeah, these videos are doing good.

[C]

Yeah. This guy had got fired from the water department. I had to quit. They told me, quit doing videos or work for the water department because it was bad for the company, because it was for the city, because I was doing it.

[B]

Kind of makes sense.

[C]

I was doing videos in my uniform too. So.

[B]

Yeah, like, UPS don't let you. You know what I mean?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So they shut that shit down.

[C]

And then they were like, water main break. They're like, this is going too viral. It's not looking good. And they was like, either quick video or quit this. And I was like, I'm gonna just. I'm gonna quit.

[A]

Yeah. Was whoever told you that? Were they supportive? Like, listen, yeah. Were they like, you should do the videos, not the order department?

[C]

No, he didn't say that.

[B]

Somebody gets it. Somebody gotta get in a hole. They just lost their main hole guy.

[C]

Right. But the thing is, I wasn't good at jobs. My Personality. Y' all know that one co worker. It seemed like you'll probably be one.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[C]

It's like, you. You suck at your job, but they love your personality so much. My personality kept my jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I was probably most comics.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or like, hey, I know I can do what I have to do to maintain this and not get fired, but I'm a vibes guy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. I was. Yeah. I was a good people.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

As far as side work and shit at the restaurant. I know.

[C]

To make people laugh and shit.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That I couldn't fire you Right. To you tomorrow.

[C]

That's how it probably is in NFL, too. They probably like, man, he's a good leader, but he sucks on the field.

[B]

Yeah. They call. They call him glue guys in the locker. He's a locker. Yeah.

[C]

Locker.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's funny. So you moved to it. So you go to Atlanta.

[C]

Yeah, and I stay with him, and then I'm in a hotel for a little bit. And he was like, yeah, well, all right. I'm gonna let you come to my house with my girl. And he was like, I just got an extra room. I'm gonna clean it up. So I get there. He showed me the room. It's dog everywhere. It's like the dog room. And, yeah, I'm gonna get that clean time. I'm air mattress.

[B]

It's crazy. You didn't clean it up before you.

[C]

So I'm just sleeping on the couch.

[A]

And trying to book talent.

[C]

All right.

[B]

But also, you gotta give him. He got you that. Like, he took a shot. You know what I mean?

[C]

And the bad part is, what happened was he ended up putting me in another hotel. In this hotel. I'm going in the lobby, and it was another guy. He was like, oh, shit. You. That guy that's blown up like the Walmart guy, he's like, man, he's like, I got somebody I love for you to meet. Like. And I'm all right, cool. And then I tell the guy that got me there in the lane, like, man, he want me to meet somebody. He's like, I bet I'll come with you. So we go to this meeting, and the guy that introduced me to the guy he wants me to meet, he's now told the guy I was. He was managing me, so I didn't know.

[B]

So you guys are sitting there with two managers. Yeah.

[A]

So.

[C]

And the guy. That's me. He's the big guy of Atlanta. Like, he's the guy. Like, everybody love him. Everybody want to get next to him. And he's just talking to me like he saw my shit. He's like, oh, yeah, I see. You got potential. He was in the music industry, so.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

He was just like, oh, love. And he was just like, I want to talk to you. And then, you know, both of them, they went out like the manager I had and then the fake one I didn't know that was saying I was. He was just like, what is your.

[A]

You mean the guy in the hotel?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He left out. And he was like, what's your goal? And I was like, I just want to grow and, like, you know, get bigger and I want to learn. And when I said those words, he said those stood out to him. Cause usually when people meet him, they talk about money.

[B]

Yeah, I'm trying to get paid. Sure.

[C]

And I was thinking about money.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Talking about cash up.

[C]

From there, I started working with him more. And I got to go to his house. He had a bigger house.

[A]

No dog shit.

[C]

Yeah. He had all these cars. And I'm like, damn. And I'm learning from him. So then that started making me.

[A]

So that guy became your manager?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Who was it, if you don't mind me asking?

[C]

His name was Ray Daniels. Yeah, so, yeah, he was.

[A]

I mean, those other guys had to kind of understand.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Dog shit in an air mattress.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Bunch of cars.

[C]

Yeah. So. But it was great, you know, at the time, but having. I got caught up in a facade because I'm living in this house and I'm taking pictures, like in his Sprinter and everything. And then I had to, like, I'm, like, shitting on my city right now.

[B]

It's hard not to fall into that, though.

[C]

But at one time I was like, you know, I need to get my own. Like, I can't get caught up in this. And I end up leaving and I distanced myself and, you know, everything was great. It was just in my head, you're still making the.

[A]

You're still progressing in.

[C]

Yeah. But he taught me how to make money on Instagram and, like, my first viral, like, video in Walmart. It was like promo videos, 20,000. He brought it to me. He was just like. One thing about promotion videos. He was like, he hate when people used to do, like, you know, when you do pay ads and they just post on their Instagram and take, like, post them. Like, follow them, follow them. He was like, never do that. He said, if you gonna take on a job, always make sure you include it. Show your face. You be with the product. If not, if you can't do it. Don't do it at all. And I was like, that's good. Like, don't do promo. He said, don't do promo unless you're in it, right? And then once he was like, I got a gig for you. And he was just like, it's a waist trainer video for $20,000. Go be funny. Do something with it. And I'm thinking, what the fuck can I do with a waist trainer?

[A]

Voice trainer.

[C]

Waist trainer. Like, for girls.

[A]

A waist trainer.

[C]

And he's like, go to Walmart and go do something with it. Like. And I'm like, what the. Like, I can't put this on. I can't go out like this. So I'm trying to figure out. And he like, it's $20,000. I never seen 20,000. I'm trying to figure out. And I'm in Louisiana for. It was festival, the Walmart festival, Essence Festival that they have.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I'm down in Louisiana and I'm running up on people at Walmart and I'm like, okay, all right. Let me ask them, do they got any more of these waist trainers? So I'm running up on random customers, and I'm like, do you got any more of these? And I say, the waist trainer brand. And this person was like, I don't work here. And I'm like, okay. I asked her again, I'm like, can you go in the back and get it? She's like, I don't work here, motherfucker. And then I was like, okay, this is it. I'm like, Cause I can irritate people and say the brand. And I say it and that video, like, I do that, and then I send it, complete it, send it to him, and she love it. And then the video goes on. And he was like, this is how you make money. And then he was just like. He worked with the record labels. He was like, I got a new artist I want you to break. Go in there, do these. Like, they won't pay you. Like, you know, this is how this happened. Yeah. $10,000 to do an IG post to say the rapper lyrics and tag the artist in the caption.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

Then I was Walmart doing, you should.

[B]

Be bringing gay deals like this.

[C]

Yeah. The hell are you doing racking up money with him? And he's just like, I'm. Right now I'm with recording with record labels because they, like, the abuse are going crazy. And they love these Walmart videos. And I going in there and like, you know, the city girl songs come out like city girls. And I'm walking on people like, oh, my. So wet. And I'm just talking and staring at them after I say that. And they like. And it was funny because I used.

[A]

To out of the box advertising.

[C]

I used to get people from Walmart because I used to be in Walmart for hours. But I find a customer that talks to me, I'm like, oh, like, I'll be in al. Like, are these good to get? Are these ladies? And they'd be like, yeah, they're good. I like them. So I know now they. They mind. They will.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Then I hit them with something crazy like, yeah, my pussy wet. And then they're like, what? And I was like, okay, that's good for you, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So, yeah, that's how the Walmart videos was going.

[A]

And who was filming this for you? Was it my brother?

[C]

He here? No, it's my. No. So when I got to Atlanta, I had.

[A]

Wait, one of those guys is your brother that you brought?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Both of them are the ones starting.

[B]

Wait, both of them?

[A]

Those are your two brothers?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Why did you say that?

[B]

He doesn't know how old you guys are.

[C]

So.

[A]

Yeah, man, they probably heard. That was like, God damn.

[C]

No, they know, though. I'm not good with.

[B]

Marco's not good with numbers.

[A]

Wait, so you're doing this with your two brothers?

[C]

So it end up. When I first started Atlanta, I had.

[B]

They're currently playing in 64 right now.

[C]

And then my other brother, Black, I told him to quit his job to come help me film. He like, bro, I just got promoted. He said I was like, I don't know. Cause he was working at a temp service. And then he got the real job. And I'm like, just come down here. I need you, like, to film my videos because I'm. Business is booming.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He came down, he quit his job, and then he start filming for me. So we was doing a Walmart video.

[A]

That's awesome. That's even better.

[B]

You get some family business. Yeah, that's good.

[A]

Holy shit.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

All right. So then things start cooking.

[B]

All right, hold on one second. So you get that $20,000, that's the first big check?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

What do you do with that money?

[A]

Are you staying at the guy's house?

[C]

Yeah, I'm still staying with him. I'm still staying with him.

[A]

That house is.

[C]

When I got that, I went and got me a Challenger. One of me. That was my first car.

[B]

That's exactly what we were looking for. That is a fue dirt bag move. And we love it. Went and got a challenger. What color was it?

[C]

It was. It was black.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Challenger, huh?

[C]

Yeah, I got it. I always wanted one. I wanted to on people, but I got a regular one. So when I got it, it was just nothing. So people's like, yeah, it's not a yeah. I'm like, what the is that? I just got like, it's a challenger. Like, why y' all tripping off a SS or 2? 5, 7.

[A]

Do you. Did you buy it outright or were you.

[C]

No, I was doing paid payments. Yeah.

[A]

Was the 20 grand gonna be enough to finish off paying the car?

[C]

No, I was making so much money, I was just paying on it monthly. So now I'm just making.

[A]

So you were making more than just that big?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Because I was like, I was doing rap.

[B]

YouTube still?

[C]

Yeah, YouTube still. And then I was doing videos to the rap lyrics. So with rapid, like, so different companies like Roc Nation sent over a hundred thousand dollar check and I had to do a video.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Like, for five artists or like, you know, qc. So he was with the music industry, remember? So.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Lizzo. I did some stuff with Lizzo. A lot of people. So 100 grand. The artists used to repost my. So that, like, they were posting. So that'll give me more following because they are like, ah. And then it was people like DMing, like, how much? That's always doing that.

[A]

And it was 100 GS.

[C]

Yeah, he used to get. Yeah, a lot. Yeah. Like, the dude. It was. He used to bring a lot of. Then Nike. I did some stuff with Foot Locker when I started doing pranks in Foot Locker. Now, Now.

[A]

And he took a piece of that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then at this time, I don't know where percentages mean none of that. Like, his percentages.

[A]

So as this starts coming in, are we putting. You know, are we making sure you're being okay? Is anybody handling this for you?

[C]

No, you. I'm just spinning, but I did. I'm starting to get what I want. I got.

[A]

We are cut from the same cloth, my friend.

[B]

Now I'm just spending it, man. All right, so you get enough, you move it, you get an apartment.

[C]

Yeah, I got a nice.

[B]

Was it too nice?

[C]

It was nice, but I moved in with. It was so funny. I moved in with his artist and. Which was cool. So he had an artist that he was breaking, and then he's repping a. Living a lifestyle of a rapper, and I'm a comedian, so. He's like, friends, hoes, bottles, drugs.

[B]

It's like a music video.

[C]

Yeah. So I'm like, what the fuck? And it was just, you're going to Walmart and I'm coming there. And it's.

[A]

She's walking up to girls in the apartment. I run a bit by you real quick.

[C]

One time was a girl in my room and I'm like, what's she doing? He was like, yeah. Like, she like you. I want to talk like she like you. And I come in, she's like, marco, oh my God, love you. And I'm like, I don't know you. And I'm like, I just came home from la, I'm working. And I get in there, she's in my bed. And he's like, oh my God, you really stay here. And I'm like, it was just like living with a rapper and a comedian. No, I didn't, no. Cause I don't. It was just weird. I don't know, I was like, I don't want to just, you know, hear pussy. Like, here, take some.

[A]

Like, were different, I would have been in there for a couple of days. He would have drugged me out of there, right?

[B]

No. Damn.

[A]

So that's how this all starts going. That's awesome.

[B]

Move in with a rapper.

[C]

Yeah, that was that your place or.

[A]

His place or both?

[C]

It was more of his place, cuz it was in his name.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

His name, yeah.

[A]

All right. And when do you move out of that and get your own place? And are you still in Atlanta?

[C]

Is that where you're based at? I end up, yeah, I end up moving out of there and then I got my first place.

[A]

Place.

[C]

And I remember, yeah, me getting my.

[A]

Own place, rented it. You're renting an apartment in Atlanta?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice spot.

[C]

I think from there, did I get my house? No. Yeah, I got me apartment. Yeah, I got me an apartment. And my brother, it was funny because he was with me. Remember I moved in my town, so he's sleeping on the floor in a condo at the rapper house. So he's with me.

[B]

Wait, wait, he moved into the rapper?

[C]

Yeah, he's with me. Yeah, yeah, he was there too.

[A]

How did he feel about the rap?

[C]

I mean, he was on the floor, he was just like, man, this is a lot. Like one key. Yeah, one fob key. So sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was a lot.

[B]

Oh, man, that's crazy.

[C]

Talk about a home run, man. It's like a movie, right?

[B]

Easy, dude. I think a bad HBO show, right?

[A]

That's a good HBO show.

[B]

Your brother shows up with his bag sleeping on the floor. You're all sharing one key, man.

[A]

Everyone's in there popping bottles.

[C]

It was a nice condo.

[A]

That's a nice change from the temp job, though. Yeah, that's awesome.

[C]

Well, I end up getting my own apartment and then, you know, just still working.

[A]

And he's living with you?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You guys. You guys get an apartment together?

[C]

Yep. Nice.

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[A]

And now you. Now you bought a house?

[C]

No. Yeah, I got a house. Yeah, I bought a house.

[A]

Bought a house in Atlanta.

[C]

Yep, I bought a house in Atlanta.

[B]

You got a pool at that house?

[C]

Yeah, I built it.

[B]

One. You pull one in? Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Was it a new house or did you get.

[C]

That was built. It was built. It was built and then I bought it and you know that was like a first. Yeah. Thing in My life.

[B]

So nice pool.

[C]

Yeah. Nice.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it one hot tub?

[C]

Hot tub. Yeah, hot tub.

[A]

Hot tub. Go into the pool?

[C]

Yeah, they actually. Yeah, it goes in the pool. They actually building a basketball court. They supposed to start today, so I just been.

[B]

Wait, you're getting a baseball court built in today?

[C]

Yeah, let's go.

[B]

Yeah, let's go.

[A]

Let's it.

[C]

But it's like I said, it's an investment.

[B]

Like, you know, you got someone's handle the money now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You got a business manager. Yeah.

[A]

Okay, brother.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, good.

[C]

I think. Yeah. They over there. Yes. Actually show you a picture of it. Oh, no, but I building it right now.

[A]

That's awesome, man.

[B]

Is this live?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

You just pull up cameras of his property. That's sick, dude. All right.

[A]

You're not going in the water main anymore, I'll tell you that.

[B]

Look at this.

[C]

No, but you got to be smart. And you still gotta, you know, be kind. Like, I love to get back. I try to, you know, help in, like, single mothers. I was doing that a lot. I got, like every month trying to help a single mother and help pay for it and get back. But my goal is to like, I wanna.

[A]

Where's your mom's now?

[C]

So my mom in Kansas City. So I'm gonna have to. I'm trying to look to see if she want to come to Atlanta or just get her place in Kansas City. City.

[A]

No kidding.

[C]

Yeah. But I got this series that I want to do, and I want to, like, start like a TV show where I ride the bus and I figure out who's going to work and get their story and then buy them a car. So I want to help people, so I want to do that a lot. So imagine like, if people would, like.

[B]

But everybody's gonna know you on the bus, though.

[C]

You're like, I could disguise myself. Anything.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, this guy's good.

[C]

But I want to do.

[B]

That's why he's getting a basketball court put in right now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If you catch me, I'm making up a story.

[C]

But that's something I wanted.

[A]

I just really want a charger.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I love it.

[B]

All right. Huh.

[A]

Let's get into some Are you garbage questions.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Are you peeing in the shower?

[C]

I have. Yeah, I have.

[A]

Brushing your teeth in there?

[C]

Yeah, I did today.

[A]

You did?

[C]

Yeah. Today.

[A]

Is it something you normally do?

[C]

I said I want to start doing it because it takes like. I feel like I brush my teeth longer and I can get more. And I could be more disrespectful. With brushing my teeth.

[B]

Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get. You're. You have that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to try to be clean. That's the nice thing. I was against it for a very long time and then I started doing it.

[C]

It's like when they get on you or like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That doesn't come out of your clothes either. That's bad news.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I said. No, no, I'm talking about if it get on your dick or something.

[A]

Oh, give me.

[C]

Yeah, that's the shitty part.

[A]

Stings.

[C]

I don't know, I just don't like. I don't think toothpaste should be there, should I?

[B]

I agree with that. Yeah, I agree with it. But it's nice to get out of the shower, like completely clean.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Already completely done.

[C]

Yeah. Because sometimes we start getting older. I forget to brush my teeth sometimes.

[B]

I'm right there with it, dog.

[C]

So I need to do it when I know I need to do it there too. So in deodorant. Sometimes I forget to put on deodorant. I forget a lot of sometimes.

[B]

What kind of deodorant you're wearing?

[C]

A girl's deodorant.

[B]

Me too.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Powder.

[C]

I don't like.

[B]

The powder's the best.

[C]

Yeah, Powder the best.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

With an anti perspirant. I assume it's a deodorant and anti perspirant.

[C]

What's that? I don't know. That was a big word.

[B]

Probably is. Most of them are antiperspirants.

[A]

Now.

[C]

I don't. What does that mean?

[B]

It means it prevents you from sweating.

[A]

I just use that also.

[C]

Why don't you just say that? You gotta dumb it down a little bit.

[A]

Glasses on. Try to act smart.

[C]

Yeah, I'm like, what the was that mean?

[A]

Actually, Marco, the. Let's go into the bedroom. The bed. King size.

[C]

King size.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, King size bed.

[B]

You got a TV in there?

[C]

Yeah, I got a TV in there.

[B]

You watch the TV when you fall asleep?

[C]

No, something about going to hurt my eyes while I'm asleep. Having the TV on hurts my eyes. You know, where you contact. And then sometimes I didn't. Woke up with more sleep on my eyes. I don't know what it mean. When you woke up with more sleep on your eyes. I don't know if your eyes were.

[A]

Well, let me ask you this as a fellow contact wearer. A bad one. Me.

[C]

Me too.

[A]

I got that vibe when you came in with the scratched cornea. I just. What do you have dailies in or do you have.

[C]

I have weeklies, but I leave them in for monthlies.

[A]

You do?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So you sleep in them?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

His eyes, apparently. Water.

[C]

They hear me talking about it.

[A]

Yeah. That's why you're waking up with extra sleepies.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's bad news.

[C]

I know. I'm gonna go blind.

[A]

No, you're not gonna go blind.

[C]

I probably will.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

It's okay, though. I went out with a bank.

[B]

What did you say? I went out with a bank.

[C]

I seen everything I need to see.

[A]

How are you gonna see the people to give him the car?

[C]

I mean, I can hear him at that point.

[B]

Yeah. You don't need to see it.

[C]

Or I can just help somebody get in a position to, you know, host the show.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's smart.

[A]

I like how he's actually planning for this.

[B]

I think it's probably gonna Lasik, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh. Planning on being blind, but I think.

[C]

If I get the Lasiks done, I might be the first person to wake up where it didn't work.

[B]

That's who you're afraid of. Yeah. You're crazy.

[C]

I think I might be the first person. They're like, damn, it didn't go through, like.

[A]

And I'm like, do you sleep on your back? Do you sleep on the side?

[C]

You know what's crazy? I like to sleep at the bottom of my bed.

[D]

What?

[A]

Wait a minute.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

Like, long ways. Like, across.

[C]

Like, the headboard is this way. I like to have my feet pointing that way.

[B]

Why is that?

[C]

Why is this different?

[A]

What?

[C]

I don't know. I don't like. I don't know. I sleep crazy, but, yeah.

[B]

Picking up on it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You sleep.

[B]

Move the pillows down or do you keep.

[C]

I don't like pillows. I like to sleep with a blanket as a pillow.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

Do you sleep on your back sometimes? Sleeping a vampire?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, kid, one. One blanket behind you. That's it. On your back. Covers over you?

[C]

Yeah, sometimes. Yeah. I don't like covers, bro.

[A]

You don't like covers?

[C]

Yeah, that's how I know I sleep with. And I know my partner. Like, when I get with my girl, she gotta be weird, too. Like, I like. You know, and then when a girl come over, she's like, why are we sleeping out there?

[B]

That's a tough sell, though.

[C]

She's like, why we sleeping at the bottom?

[B]

Why are we hanging upside down? Yeah. What's going on?

[C]

You ain't getting got to. You can go on the couch.

[A]

Would you Be okay if you slept next to somebody where it was head to toe? If. What if you were with a girl and she wanted to sleep with her head up there and you had your.

[C]

That'll be cool. Probably lean, like, on her, like, legs or something.

[B]

That's not bad. Yeah, I'm with that.

[A]

That's a great answer, dude. I love it.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not really. Yeah.

[B]

Huh.

[A]

Now, the house that you moved into, did you build this house?

[C]

No, it's a comedian. Desi Banks, he had built it. He got a really.

[B]

Bought another comic.

[C]

Yeah. Your house that he built. Yeah.

[A]

That's awesome.

[C]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[A]

If we came over to the house right now and you offered us a glass of water, what are we getting? Are we getting a bottle? Are we getting.

[C]

You're gonna probably get a bottle. Bottled water?

[A]

Yeah, like a Fiji. Are we talking glass?

[C]

It's this blue bottle kind that public. It's all blue. I don't know what it's called.

[A]

Saratoga.

[C]

Is that what it is? It's a blue bottle with the blue top.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Gentlemen.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Guy's got a little bit of cash. He's got a lot of cash, and I like that. Huh?

[A]

What's the whip now? What are you driving around in?

[C]

So right now I got the cyber truck.

[A]

You got the cyber Cyber truck.

[B]

No fucking way.

[C]

But I gotta get rid of it. Cause people hate it.

[B]

Ah, get outta here.

[A]

And is that the only car. What happened to the Charger?

[C]

Oh, I let a friend drive it, another comedian. And he called and told he wrecked it. And when he wrecked it, he told. He said, man, my eye fucked up. I'm like, my car fucked up my eye. Yeah. He was like, yeah, man, your car fucked up and hit it. And he was like, man, it's done. I'll take care of it. But my eye fucked up. And the thing about me, I don't get mad for real. And my brother that has a lot of cars, he like. He just said, what? He like, you cool? I'm like, yeah, I'm all right. It's a car. Like, he alive. And he said he'll fix it. But I don't really get upset about, like, stuff like that.

[A]

Your brother has a lot of cars?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Are they at the house with you?

[C]

No, no, it's my other brother. Like, this is a brother I grew up with from Kansas City, and he moved to Atlanta and he always had money. So, yeah, he like, like, brother.

[A]

Brother like it.

[C]

Like, it's just growing up with him. Like, just growing up yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Those two are out there. Like, I don't have cars.

[B]

Yeah, he's talking about, I got a lot of cars. Damn. You gotta. I think you gotta be the first guest with a cyber truck.

[C]

Yeah, I like it. I manifested of cybertruck.

[B]

Did you?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you have, like, one of the. When'd you get it? Did you have one of the.

[C]

So I got. So it was so fun. I'm. Cause I. I'm partners with prospects. And I went up there, and then it was this guy, he was just like, oh, I love your videos. And he like a car owner. He was like. And he was like, yeah, I want you come by my shop. And usually when people tell you do, you know, y' all hear a lot of. So I'm like, okay. And then I went there, and I'm like, damn, it's hella cars here. And he was just like. I'm like, you got the cybertruck?

[A]

Like, yeah.

[C]

Do you want to have it for a spin? You want to test drive it? And then I'm like, okay. I'm like, yeah, I want this car. He's like, go drive it. See if you like it first. So I made a post on Instagram. I'm like, I just bought a cyber truck, so it goes viral everywhere. I didn't even buy yet, so I'm just manifest. I'm like, I really want to get this car, so I'm gonna tell the where I got it, so. And then he come back. He was like, bro. He's like. He's like, it's going viral, cuz. Like, everybody had the car, like two chains, a little baby. And they was like, oh, they like, Marcos. It was all white. And then he was just like, man, you're like, you got to get it now. I'm like, yeah, I do.

[A]

And then you buy it.

[C]

Yeah, but I wanted it. Yeah.

[B]

So what's the cyber truck go for?

[C]

It was like, I think a hunted.

[B]

I mean, for. I would have figured.

[C]

I figured they were, like, super now.

[B]

No, I figured they were like, crazy expensive. MSRP is 70 grand. Yeah.

[C]

They weren't super right when they first started. It was like a honey. Because I think people was doing an extra sale on it when they got it because it's hard to get them.

[A]

Yeah. Are you biting your nails or you're clipping your nails?

[C]

I get them done.

[A]

You do?

[B]

Very nice.

[A]

I can't go and get a manny now. Do you go or do they come to the house?

[C]

No, I go to. I like to still, like, Go and get the experience.

[A]

And you got your spot in Atlanta that you like to go to.

[C]

I like to go. Yeah. And it's always a good date for women. Like, you can always act like you're taking them, but it's really.

[B]

You wait, you'll go with a girl.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's a great thought about that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You get your feet done too?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You do?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What's that cost you? What's that?

[C]

Right? It gets starting to get high and high and high.

[B]

I see that Cyber truck.

[C]

Yeah, like 180, 190, 200. And then it like keep going up.

[B]

Like, what are me you telling tip on that?

[C]

Sometimes I don't like to. I feel like they get off on get off anyway because I feel like they already got their own tip. I tip, but it's. It make me still feel like I got finesse.

[B]

Sure. Yeah.

[C]

I don't like, feel like I'm finesse because I already want to give you the money. But like in Atlanta, some of these places, like Rotuity is already in it. So I really think they already put it in there. And then they watch it. It just. I don't like putting in a tip. And they watch you, like when you about doing. They watch your eyes and it's like. I hate when I'm about to do that and they look you in your eyes like, don't fuck me.

[A]

What about a nice dinner? Do you like a nice dinner?

[C]

Yeah, I do. We cook a lot. I cook a lot.

[A]

You cook a lot?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Now, you know, since. Since things are going well. You know what I mean? Do you. Have you tried new things like, do you do seafood?

[C]

I like seafood, but it don't get you full. So I don't care for it really. It don't get too full.

[A]

What would be like an ideal dinner for you if you went out, if you got on a date or if you go out with the fellas somewhat.

[C]

Salmon. I like salmon.

[A]

You like salmon?

[C]

Mashed potatoes.

[A]

Are you a steak guy?

[C]

Yeah, I like steak.

[A]

How do you get the steak cooked?

[C]

Well, when I went to a business meeting and I. I went to a business and I did well done one time and everybody, like, I think they look. Yeah, they didn't with me.

[B]

No. No.

[C]

Yeah. So I get medium well now.

[B]

Like, they're even rolling their eyes at that.

[C]

I didn't even get no money after that. They didn't with me.

[A]

Really.

[C]

I think people don't with you how you eat. That's why people take you out on business, how you do shit like, yeah, they see how.

[B]

They see how you are.

[C]

And one time I was at a business meeting, I offered to pay for it. I'm thinking they're like, nah, don't do it. And they was like, okay, do it. I'm like, fuck, no. I'm like, no shit?

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, it's in the cybertruck. I'll be right back.

[C]

Right. So, like, it's tips. Like, I've been learning, like, you know, especially when I used to go out to eat with Ray. And it was funny. Cause every time I seen him when he used to pay for everything, it was dope. I'm like, damn, I can't wait to get in that position, like, to be able to just take care of a bill and like, you know, like, who got this? Who got to check your checking account before?

[A]

So Ray was. All right.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[A]

That's awesome.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I love it. Do you have a favorite? Frozen pizza?

[C]

No, not no more. I used to as a child.

[A]

Yeah, What'd you like?

[C]

Which one was it? It started with a T. Tombstone.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that tombstone, man.

[C]

Tombstone. I used to put tombstone in it. I used to let it cook and let it get burnt.

[B]

It's better.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What are you cooking at the house? What do you like?

[B]

What's your go to? Do you have, like, if we were coming over. You're really trying to. Or I'm trying to impress a girl.

[C]

Chicken.

[B]

Chicken.

[A]

Do we have a chef?

[C]

Not me. You're doing it. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What kind of chicken?

[C]

Fried chicken.

[A]

Chicken at the house.

[C]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Cast iron.

[C]

What's that?

[A]

Like a cast iron pan? Oh, like you're doing it. You're doing it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You don't have a deep fryer?

[C]

No, I'm doing it in a pan.

[A]

Okay. Do you have an ice machine at this house?

[C]

Yep. It's on the refrigerator. I'm not. I want to do some new. I want to get that water filter thing. I was at Sam's club and I was like, you know, I should buy.

[B]

Me a water filter thing.

[C]

That's the thing where it comes with. With where you get the water cup they have in the offices.

[B]

Oh. I had one for a long time. I just.

[C]

I got rid of. You miss it?

[B]

I do miss it.

[A]

I want to get a water cooler.

[B]

Yeah, it's not a cooler.

[C]

It's the thing that you feel the water where you get the blick.

[B]

The big. The big five gallon jug.

[C]

But it's always good after six, so you can go to it. Sure. And get you some water.

[B]

Yeah. Get that little triangle cup.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That you're taking. Top five of them. Yeah, Yeah, I liked it.

[C]

I just don't know where to put it.

[B]

Yeah, it's tough to stay on top of that.

[A]

It's in a break room. That's where you put it.

[B]

You got to get on a monthly subscription. And then if you're, like, on the road or you don't use them, so then next thing you know, you have, like, hundreds of fucking.

[C]

Wow. That's how I stack up. Wow.

[A]

God, that's funny.

[B]

And I live in an apartment, so it's. There's. I don't have space for it.

[A]

Are you a cologne guy?

[C]

Yeah, I just got into it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How many bottles you got?

[C]

I'd be taking my brother cologne. I guess. I'm. No one girl started hugging me, say, damn, you smell good. It's like, for them, because I don't care for it. But I was like, but it sucks when you put on cologne. You don't see a girl. I got on something tonight. There's no girl in here. Like.

[B]

I would have had some ladies.

[C]

Line, I don't want no dudes that's like, damn, you smell good, what you put on. And then I'm like, gotta look him in his eyes and tell him what I'm wearing.

[A]

You know why you don't like that?

[C]

Yeah, I just don't. Yeah. I don't care to tell a guy what I'm wearing. It's like, imagine a dude seeing your draws. Like, man, what kind of draws are those, man? They comfortable, like, dick print.

[B]

Cool. Yeah. Okay. What's a vacation looking like now?

[C]

I ain't never had a vacation.

[B]

Not even now.

[A]

You haven't gone away?

[C]

I just got my passport.

[A]

Very nice.

[B]

Just like, recently.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah. I'm trying to figure out where to go.

[A]

I got mine at 45.

[C]

You did? How old are you now?

[A]

49. Oh, dude, I got mine at 45.

[C]

That's what's up. So you just got yours?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[B]

We were losers before the show took off.

[C]

I just be thinking dark, though. Like, get my passport, and then I go out of town and I die.

[B]

You think? Yeah. You're. You get.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He thinks that he's the only guy Lasik's not gonna work for. He's gonna go blind. He's gonna get his pants.

[C]

But I. But it's so. I feel like it's dope because you're doing what you want to do. Like, I don't mind Going out. It's as long as I'm doing what I want to do and it's okay.

[A]

Like, I have that fear too, though. I have the fear of having to go to a hospital in another country, which I know is dumb, man.

[C]

See, I'm not weird. Yeah, he's weird.

[B]

It's not normal, though.

[A]

So you're like, get me back to New York, Mount Sinai Hospital, something. Get me somewhere.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Especially. They don't care for you, too. Yeah. Just imagine just being like a patient. That's not attractive, you know? They probably don't care.

[A]

I get that everywhere.

[C]

Yeah, imagine girls, too. Like, they probably get so much treatment. Being a doctor, dude, like, damn, she look good. I want to save her life.

[B]

Sure. Yeah.

[C]

I'm like, why Working on her.

[A]

Ah, that's funny. So where would you want to go if you want a vacation?

[C]

I want to go to Hong Kong.

[A]

You want to go to Hong Kong.

[C]

For like a month? I want.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But they say go to Thailand. They said people are moving to Thailand.

[B]

Because your money goes way further in Thailand. Hong Kong's, I think, is relatively expensive.

[C]

Hong Kong or China. I want to go there.

[A]

Okay. I respect.

[B]

Are you into watches at all?

[C]

No, not yet. No, not.

[B]

Not yet. But you're thinking about it.

[C]

Yeah, but I don't. Like I said, I'm not good with numbers and keeping up with 246A rolly and all that.

[B]

Keep it up with 2.

[C]

I'm not even with cars. I'm still not. I'm never really. I really don't care for all that. Like, you know, I really don't. And that's all I'll say. I was wondering what makes me happy like, to buy. And I was just like, I really don't have nothing.

[B]

Is it clothes? You have fashion.

[C]

It was.

[B]

I mean, you're dressed pretty cool today.

[C]

Yeah. This is from Kid Super. I don't know if y' all know him.

[B]

I know who he is.

[C]

Yeah. And I used to have, like, now I just got it and it's just around. Starting to get annoying. Clothes and shoes. People say, don't. Yeah. In video games, like streaming and stuff like that. Like, It's a new 007 that's about to come out. I'm excited. And Woover Ring got a new game coming out. So I'm like, really, like, playing the game.

[A]

007 was your game when you were a kid, right?

[C]

Yeah, it was a good one. Did y' all see it? You should pull up the trailer and look at it. While it's on there, it's really dope. Like it's a new, new one coming out that I. Huh. And I just wanna.

[A]

Where's the gaming system set up at the house? Is it on the main TV in the living room?

[C]

It's in. It's in my house. I now. In the front room. In the front room.

[B]

It's its own room?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

The gaming room is its own.

[C]

No, no, no. It's in the front room. In the living room. I got it in there. I took it out my garage and I put it.

[A]

You had it in the garage?

[C]

Yeah, I had a garage. I made it into like a G.

[A]

Set up out there.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Good couch. Big, big sectional couch I got.

[C]

It's a car. A Frank Ocean couch. That Frank Ocean. That's. I'm about to get made.

[A]

You're getting one made?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Marco, I love you, man.

[B]

You know, those are crazy.

[A]

Oh, that's awesome.

[B]

That's like what a 12 year old with money would buy.

[C]

He does.

[A]

I love that.

[C]

He. He. Hold on. It says his name on. You can look him up. He makes couches. He doing a TV series.

[A]

His name is Pauline.

[C]

Matt.

[A]

Is that him? Pierre Pauline?

[B]

No, no, that guy's old French furniture designer. Huh.

[A]

I love where he's at.

[B]

I know. I mean, dude, cybertruck, Getting a. He's getting a basketball court built today. That's something else.

[A]

Yeah, that's all right.

[B]

How often do you think you're gonna use the basketball court?

[C]

I got it from, like. Cause I live so far. I'm getting it from my brothers in them. So like, when people come over, it's something to do.

[A]

Something to do.

[C]

Yeah. So I think for my guests, not for me.

[A]

Have you had any. Have you had any parties? Have you had any cookouts or anything like that at the house?

[C]

We have like swimming parties sometimes.

[A]

Okay. Who's working the grill?

[C]

My brother, Black. He's in there. Okay. He not a kid.

[A]

He's working the grill.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Nice. And we're hooking it up. What would be on the menu for something like that? For a cookout?

[C]

We just buy random stuff.

[A]

Steaks, burgers, hot dogs.

[C]

Yeah. Pig feet.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Going old school.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Pig feet used to be good.

[A]

My mom used to make that potato salad. Nah, not a potato salad guy.

[C]

I am. But it's different when you come from like yo mama really making it it.

[A]

I'm aware.

[C]

Yeah, it ain't. That ain't the same. I'm aware, like, even Thanksgiving it's not the same. I don't even know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving.

[A]

No store bought potato salad, I assume.

[C]

Nah.

[A]

Yeah, I learned that.

[C]

Celebrate Thanksgiving.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[C]

What are y' all doing?

[B]

Just going to my mom's house. Simple.

[C]

How's it go? What's our routine standards?

[B]

Damn. He just flipped this. I was like, what the. Whose show am I on? Standard, turkey, mashed potatoes.

[C]

Yeah. I say prayers like.

[B]

Like, yeah, we'll say grace.

[C]

How long does it last?

[B]

Not that long.

[A]

Dear God, thank you for everything we've had.

[C]

See, black prayers, they last for a long time.

[B]

I was gonna say probably short.

[C]

Especially the old one, the one that GRE like me. I want everybody.

[B]

She names everybody she's ever met.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. And everybody. He says a prayer for h and everybody and. And just, you know, it be always the uncle that's about to pass. He'd say it like, oh, really? Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

[B]

I've seen a video where the, like, you know, it was a black grandma. She called out the one like, the one uncle for drinking too much.

[C]

She's like, I sober.

[B]

And he's like, what the. Yeah, I hope you hope he finds his way. She starts spilling the tea on.

[A]

Is that the plan this year? Are you doing the big Thanksgiving?

[C]

I want to, but it's like my family, like, you know, they. My family is everywhere, so I'll be trying to get them together, but they all. They always arguing and I'm like, bro, come on. Like, let's just get together one time and just. Not the family, though.

[B]

Exactly. How many people would it be? 40?

[C]

No, not 40. Some of them dead. Let's see.

[B]

It takes a hard left sometimes.

[C]

No, it'd probably be like 20. 20.

[A]

There you go. Get a big table. How big is the dining room table at the house?

[C]

I had a big one, but I got rid of it because I was the only one. So I got like a small.

[A]

You're sitting there eating by yourself like Bruce Wayne.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

What are the snacks at the house? What do you like to do?

[C]

I got a lot of snacks, but I stopped eating snacks, so it's just for the guests again.

[A]

Like, walk in pantry.

[C]

Yeah, walk in pantry.

[A]

What are we talking?

[B]

Basketball court.

[A]

I know, of course you got to walk in pantry.

[B]

You don't get a basketball court before a walk in pan entry. Yeah.

[A]

What would be in there? I come over, I start poking around.

[C]

Cupcakes ain't the same like they used to. Zebra cakes used to be good. They change. Remember, like Star Crunch. They used to be good.

[A]

Star Crunch used to.

[C]

Remember fudge rounds? They changed.

[B]

Yeah. That all?

[C]

No. You want to know what really changed? Hawaiian Punch used to be great. It sucks now.

[A]

No kidding. I haven't had a wine punch in a minute.

[C]

That's why. Because it sucks. Huh. Wow.

[A]

I was big on the oatmeal cream pies we used to put.

[C]

They used to. I didn't like them, but I know they was big.

[A]

Yeah. Those in the chocolate chip cookie ones that had the cream in the center.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

How many. I'm sorry. No, please. How many suits do you think you own?

[C]

I just gotta start getting suits. I probably got like 10 of them right now.

[B]

Just started getting these. I got 10 of them. Yes.

[C]

I just started like, what, like this last month.

[A]

Designer suits?

[C]

No, it's called Rich Man Looks. It's a. It's a company that makes them and I teamed up with them.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know how to tie a tie?

[C]

No.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[B]

It's a lot.

[C]

Some I just don't want to know how to learn because it takes away like me saying I don't know how to do it.

[B]

Sure. Yeah. It's funnier to not know how to tie.

[C]

Yeah. It's just some. I don't want to know.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

That's a great.

[B]

It's also. You've reached a point in your career you don't need to tie a tie.

[A]

You should.

[B]

There's nowhere you're going unless you.

[C]

I mean, not even that. I don't give a. If I was homeless. I still don't want to know how to tie a tie. Like, it's just.

[A]

You get your stakeholder however you want. When you're in a business meeting with those people, they're trying to get your business.

[C]

Yeah, I'm just. I'm some shit is okay with just like spelling. Like, I'm not good at spelling. I don't want to know how to spell because I feel like your brain is like a memory card. And I feel like that's other shit I got to remember.

[B]

Yeah. No. Hey.

[C]

And I don't think God going to be like, do you know how to spell this before you get in? Heave. I don't think it's that important.

[A]

No one's grading on grammar. Don't sweat it.

[B]

Do you have name brand luggage? What kind of luggage you got?

[C]

I got Louis Vuitton, but look, I got it. But I know I'm gonna keep that forever. That's why I got it.

[B]

You have the big one? Do you have the whole set?

[C]

I got the carry on. Both carry ons. That's it. But I know I. That was an investment for me because I know I'm not. I'm. When I get something I don't get, like, oh, I need to know. I'm not. I get it.

[B]

Once you got it and it's good.

[C]

I'm okay with keeping it for a while until somebody steal it.

[A]

This is gonna be. This is gonna be a dumb question. That's what I want to ask you.

[C]

It.

[A]

Does Louis Vuitton make bags that you would check?

[C]

Oh, you, like, check in? Yeah, I think some of them, but.

[A]

Yeah, but who would.

[C]

But you can lock it up, though.

[A]

But they can still steal the bag.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

I would say. I would say if you have the full. I don't know. I Listen, the full set. If you have the full set, you're probably not flying coach.

[C]

But people that. Yeah, but the people that have that. You know, sometimes if somebody was still it. They got cameras. I don't think some people want to risk getting caught and up their whole.

[A]

You're flying up front.

[C]

ISO them sometimes. Yeah.

[B]

So you're not still in coach.

[C]

Okay, so look, what I'm saying.

[B]

We're not in coach. What I'm trying to say is I got a Samsonite.

[C]

It's okay not to. It just like, it depends on how long the flight is. La. You gotta fly first class because it's far. Sure, that's it. But, like, if it's somewhere like two hours and then you get. What's the other one you gotta sit? Comfort, comfort, comfort. Plus, I can sit in comfort.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What about PJs? You flying around?

[C]

Not yet. I ain't got there yet, no.

[A]

You've been in one, though.

[C]

No, I haven't.

[B]

Never.

[C]

No.

[A]

Not even stunned?

[C]

No, I ain't been.

[A]

What? That makes me sad.

[C]

I ain't been in one yet.

[A]

That's crazy.

[C]

Well, I mean, if y' all want to take me on a spin, We've.

[B]

Also never been in one, so. Don't. Don't make it.

[C]

I'm just waiting.

[A]

I got a conversion van I can ride you around in. Look, that's about it, huh? Man, Will you bring. Will you bring food on the plane?

[C]

Yeah, I would if we get that. Like a PJ's. I would. Yeah.

[A]

No, no, I'm saying, like, when you're.

[C]

No, when I get on a plate, I go to sleep because I don't want to ever be up in the plane.

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

Oh, you don't like flying?

[C]

I like to be sleep. I want to be sleep and wake up.

[B]

Would that be scared to wake up on the way down, though?

[C]

Yeah, I know. Yeah. No, but if somebody wake me up, it'll piss me off.

[A]

I'm slapping the shot on the way down.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, no shit.

[C]

They're like, we about to crash. I'm like, you about to get fucked up.

[B]

That's the least of your problems.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[B]

I mean, listen.

[A]

Definitely garbage.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

100%.

[B]

But in a very classy way at the same time.

[A]

Very classy.

[B]

He's given back walks in both worlds.

[A]

Everything with the family is absolutely fantastic. I'll be honest with you, brother. We love you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're so happy for you.

[B]

Fantastic.

[A]

This is awesome. Yeah.

[C]

I appreciate that.

[A]

100 garbage. Funny Marco. Brand new celebrity interview series on the WAVE original network, October 21st. Open thoughts with funny Marco.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Who you got lined up for this?

[C]

We got different, you know, guests. And I want to give people opportunities up and coming. And that's what I want to do is just also give her, like. And I sent some, you know, people over and over. Sometimes it's about giving people. Creating moments with people. Even if it. I think everybody think everything is a banger. But sometimes it's okay to create a moment.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Really realize, because somebody gonna die out of somebody. And they'd be like, damn, I remember working with him. So I just, like, I want to be able to. Somebody to say, like, it's all old people. Yeah. Because it's like, you know, life is so. You just got to have fun while you're here. Understand that it can end any day and be happy. You know?

[A]

Also, I want to say this. You're aware of what you did. Right. You're aware of how you created what you created. And the industry comes to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How.

[A]

How, you know, unbelievably impressive. Couldn't be more happy for you.

[C]

No, thank you.

[A]

We love you.

[C]

Same to y', all too. I came a long way, cuz. What you say? He who was homeless.

[A]

One of y' all homeless.

[B]

Homeless. Our business out there. There. I slept on a few couches from time to time.

[A]

Yeah. I was sleeping on some kitchen floors. As when you're coming up as a comedian in New York, you know, before the, you know, the big podcast boom and. And we came up with no money. Yeah, we were. We were great.

[C]

You don't really get to. Because that's why I told. I'll be telling people, like, the hardest job is trying to be a comedian because you don't know when the money gonna come.

[B]

Yeah. Sometimes.

[C]

And you gotta keep going. And like prime example, Kevin Hart, just seeing his growth. Look at him now and like it's just like it. It works for you. Like sometimes let your job work for you. People don't understand that. But do the job and the job's gonn because you're doing something and you never know like who's going to see you like. And just want to put you in that position.

[B]

Of course.

[A]

100% yeah, man. Sharp guy. KB. What do you got for him?

[B]

Guys, we're on tour right now. A lot of the stuff selling out. Get your tickets to Philly December 13th at the Met theater. Get them tickets. We'll see you there.

[A]

We love Marco. We love you, buddy.

[B]

Appreciate you, man.

[C]

Love you too, gang.

[A]

We love you. We'll see you next week.

[D]

Arc Raiders A multiplayer extraction adventure video game set in a lethal yet vibrant fantasy future.

[B]

Earth.

[D]

As a raider scavenging the remnants of a derelict world, you settle into an underground settlement. Hoping to thrive. You jump on the chance to start over. But doing so means you must return to the surface where ark machines roam and survivors motives remain dangerously unclear. But if you're brave enough, who knows what you might find. Pre order now for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series XS and PC available October 30th.