Podcast Summary: "Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast – Episode: Glenny Balls!"
Introduction
In this entertaining episode of Are You Garbage?, hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley welcome their special guest, Glenny Balls. The show’s premise revolves around determining whether guests embody "classy individuals or absolute trash," all within a humorous and playful framework reminiscent of a trashy comedy game show.
Guest Introduction and Friendship History
The episode kicks off with a warm introduction of Glenny Balls, a comedian known for his stints at Barstool Sports and his appearances on Sunday Conversation. The hosts delve into their longstanding friendship, spanning approximately 15 years.
- Glenny Balls (02:07): "Yes."
- Kevin Ryan (02:15): "Sorry for asking. You guys married or single to each other?"
- Glenny Balls (02:26): "I'm married. I'm married as well."
The camaraderie between Kevin and Glenny is evident, highlighting their deep bond and shared histories.
High School Memories and Jersey Shore
A significant portion of their conversation pans back to their high school days, especially their shared enthusiasm for the reality TV show Jersey Shore. Kevin reminisces about organizing a big season two premiere party when he was just 13 years old.
- Kevin Ryan (03:09): “We did a big season two premiere party. There was zero alcohol. We were 13 years old.”
This segment underscores the cultural impact of the show and its role in shaping their youthful antics.
Family Background and Origin Stories
Kevin opens up about his multifaceted heritage, detailing his Italian and Greek roots. He shares an intriguing story about his Greek grandfather, Demetrius Haricopas, who migrated to Denmark and became a leading autism doctor.
- Kevin Ryan (05:10): “He became like Denmark's leading autism doctor... Demetrius was like Mr. Autism.”
This narrative not only provides depth to Kevin’s family background but also adds a unique twist to their conversation.
Current Living Situation and Travel Lifestyle
Residing in Malvern, Long Island, Kevin discusses the balance between city life and the tranquility of Long Island. He reveals his love for walking and the serene environment it offers.
- Kevin Ryan (07:23): “I drive down there. 20 minutes, 40 minutes each way. It's a great walk.”
The conversation then shifts to their dynamic travel lifestyle, emphasizing their frequent trips and the camaraderie maintained through shared adventures.
- Glenny Balls (41:19): “We have our own seats. It's our home away from home in there.”
Product Promotions
Throughout the episode, subtle product promotions are interwoven into the conversation:
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Rocket Money:
- Glenny Balls (17:20): “Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions…”
- Kevin Ryan (17:30): “Rocket Money’s 5 million members have saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions.”
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Lucy Co.:
- Glenny Balls (19:01): “Lucy has a 30-day refund policy. Use the code garbage to get 20% off.”
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Thrive Market:
- Glenny Balls (39:23): “You’ll get 25% off selected items and new members get 30% off their first order. Plus a free gift.”
These promotions are seamlessly integrated, maintaining the podcast’s flow without disrupting the listener’s experience.
Personal Stories and Anecdotes
Kevin and Glenny share a plethora of humorous and memorable personal stories:
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Kevin's Encounter Near Manhattan Bridge (45:03):
- Kevin Ryan: “It's almost like that... I could say to this day, my 20 years of life that may have been the happiest ever been in a specific 10-second span.”
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Naked Woman at a Funeral (48:00):
- Kevin Ryan: “I start to hear, like, clopping, like. And I’m like, what the is. She was yelling nonsense. But that was... it was kind of sad.”
These anecdotes highlight their comfort with sharing funny and sometimes awkward life moments, enhancing the comedic aspect of the podcast.
Food Preferences and Cooking
A substantial segment is devoted to discussing food, cooking techniques, and favorite eateries:
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Pizza Preferences:
- Kevin Ryan (51:38): “My personal favorite is John’s Bleecker. I really love Joe’s too.”
- Glenny Balls (52:12): “I love Joe’s. Joe’s is a great knockaround.”
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Cooking Steak:
- Kevin Ryan (53:10): “I've been doing reverse searing a lot, which I think works perfectly.”
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Favorite Dishes:
- Kevin Ryan (20:12): “She makes great chicken cutlets… My dad makes a fantastic meatloaf.”
These discussions provide listeners with relatable content, especially those interested in cooking and culinary preferences.
Driving and Travel Tips
The hosts exchange valuable insights on maintaining friendships and safety during extensive travel:
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Kevin Ryan (42:47): “I think I am the last one that's still home, which is kind of scary.”
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Glenny Balls (41:19): “We have our own seats. It's our home away from home in there.”
They emphasize the importance of staying awake during long drives and the benefits of group travel.
Pets and Personal Life
Kevin shares heartfelt stories about his beloved rottweilers, adding a personal and emotional layer to the conversation:
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Kevin Ryan (64:00): “She’s a menace. She’s hella wow. I was up all night because of her last night.”
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Glenny Balls (65:33): “We got her and we named her Shay.”
These segments highlight their affection for their pets, resonating with animal lovers among the audience.
Conclusion
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their discussions with humor and affection. Glenny affirms Kevin’s status as “all class” despite his unconventional living situation.
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Glenny Balls (73:24): “You are Long Island dirt bag.”
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Kevin Ryan (73:35): “I just want to be a little garbage.”
This closing reinforces the podcast’s theme of embracing one's flaws with humor and camaraderie.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Glenny Balls (02:07): “Yes.”
- Kevin Ryan (03:09): “We did a big season two premiere party. There was zero alcohol. We were 13 years old.”
- Glenny Balls (17:20): “Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions…”
- Kevin Ryan (51:38): “My personal favorite is John’s Bleecker. I really love Joe’s too.”
- Glenny Balls (73:24): “You are Long Island dirt bag.”
- Kevin Ryan (73:35): “I just want to be a little garbage.”
Final Thoughts
This episode of Are You Garbage? brilliantly balances humor with personal storytelling, offering listeners a glimpse into the lives of Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, and Glenny Balls. From high school memories and family histories to food preferences and quirky personal anecdotes, the conversation is both engaging and relatable. The seamless integration of product promotions adds a commercial aspect without detracting from the overall entertainment value. Whether you're a fan of the hosts or new to the podcast, this episode provides ample laughter and insight into what makes their dynamic so enjoyable.