Podcast Summary: "Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast"
Episode: Harland Williams Returns!
Release Date: April 17, 2025
Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Guest: Harland Williams
1. Introduction
The episode kicks off with hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley welcoming back the beloved comedian Harland Williams. Known for his unique blend of classiness and self-deprecating humor, Harland is set to navigate the "Are You Garbage?" algorithm alongside the hosts, proving once again why he's a favorite in their trashy comedy game show.
2. Soda Tales and Flight Fiascos (02:08 - 05:00)
Harland dives into his unapologetic love for sodas, specifically Sunkist and Coke. Kevin jests, “He’s a soda man, and he came in with his own bottle of Sunkist” (02:30). The conversation takes a humorous turn as Harland recounts his tumultuous experiences with flight attendants.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [05:01]: “Sometimes I even play REO Speedwagon’s I Can’t Take This Feeling Any Longer on my phone while we’re making eye contact. And I usually get there in pretty good shape.”
Harland shares a funny yet relatable story about repeatedly requesting sodas on a flight, leading to his persistent interaction with a nonchalant flight attendant.
3. Dining with Celebrities and Family Anecdotes (08:05 - 15:00)
Harland reminisces about his early career days, particularly his experiences dining at Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant. He humorously describes a chatty waiter who overstepped boundaries, making meals uncomfortable despite his best efforts to maintain decorum.
A highlight of this segment is Harland’s fabricated yet entertaining story involving his sister and pop star Nelly Furtado:
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [32:42]: “She pulled her right thunder jug out and slapped my sister right across the face. Looked like she’d been stung by a jellyfish, but it was actually Nelly Furtado's giant areola.”
This exaggerated tale showcases the podcast's trademark blend of absurdity and humor, keeping listeners engaged and laughing.
4. Early Career and Star Search (15:00 - 17:49)
Harland opens up about his stint on Star Search, where he initially received perfect scores. However, a singular judge’s low score cost him the competition, despite outperforming the eventual winner in early rounds. This segment underscores Harland's perseverance and humorous perspective on the unpredictable nature of the entertainment industry.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [15:37]: “The whole thing didn’t make sense. But I still did. All right, overall.”
His candid recounting of the experience adds depth to his comedic persona, illustrating the ups and downs of his journey.
5. Audience Q&A: From Utensils to Bathrooms (21:20 - 38:19)
The heart of the episode features listener-submitted questions, which Harland and the hosts tackle with their characteristic wit.
Key Topics:
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Leaving Utensils Dirty: Harland explains his pragmatic approach to leaving a peanut butter knife unwashed if it’s only used for viscous spreads, turning it into a comedic discussion about household habits.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [21:57]: “I ate Thai with this one last night. Let’s wash it. My garbage.”
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Blue Toilet Water: A humorous debate ensues over the propriety of using green spray paint to mask dog pee stains and other bathroom etiquette questions.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [27:26]: “So you don’t have to look at yellow. You get to look at a nice hue of blue. It's almost like looking into a tropical sunset or something.”
The segment is filled with playful banter, illustrating the show's lighthearted take on everyday dilemmas.
6. Fishing Adventures and Noodling (43:48 - 52:12)
Harland shifts gears to discuss his passion for fishing, particularly fly fishing and the adventurous sport of noodling. He shares vivid anecdotes about battling giant catfish and the serene connection he feels with nature during these fishing trips.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [51:31]: “There's a real serenity to it. It's like that movie that Robert Redford and Brad Pitt made — The River Runs Through It.”
His detailed descriptions not only entertain but also provide insight into his personal interests beyond the comedy scene.
7. Closing Remarks and Upcoming Projects (59:06 - 62:56)
As the episode nears its end, Harland promotes his upcoming movie "Wingman", scheduled for a sneak screening in Toronto on May 9. He also teases his new venture, the Harland Highway Podcast, scheduled every Tuesday.
Notable Quote:
Harland Williams [61:43]: “Wingman. It’s about a demented wingman that helps dudes find and meet girls.”
The hosts enthusiastically support Harland, expressing excitement for his projects and affirming the strong camaraderie among the trio.
Notable Quotes Overview
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Introducing Harland:
Kevin Ryan [00:26]: “We couldn’t be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today... Mr. Harland Williams.”
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Flight Soda Fiasco:
Harland Williams [05:01]: “Sometimes I even play REO Speedwagon’s I Can’t Take This Feeling Any Longer on my phone while we’re making eye contact.”
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Star Search Struggles:
Harland Williams [15:37]: “The whole thing didn’t make sense. But I still did. All right, overall.”
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Blue Toilet Water:
Harland Williams [27:26]: “So you don’t have to look at yellow. You get to look at a nice hue of blue. It's almost like looking into a tropical sunset or something.”
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Fishing Serenity:
Harland Williams [51:31]: “There's a real serenity to it. It's like that movie that Robert Redford and Brad Pitt made — The River Runs Through It.”
Conclusion
In this episode, Harland Williams delivers a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and candid insights, all while navigating the playful "garbage" test set by the hosts. From his quirky soda preferences and flight experiences to his adventurous fishing tales and early career mishaps, Harland embodies the podcast's spirit of finding the humor in everyday "trash." The episode concludes on a high note with exciting announcements about Harland's upcoming projects, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more laughs and stories in future episodes.