Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)"

Title: Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Hosts: Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
Release Date: April 25, 2025
Podcast: Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Description: Comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley engage in comedic challenges to determine if guests are "Garbage" based on quirky behaviors and confessions. This episode features a lively spelling bee competition infused with their signature humor.

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1. Introduction and Banter (00:00 - 02:13)

The episode kicks off with the hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley, re-establishing their humorous dynamic. Kevin introduces himself with a mix of self-deprecation and colorful language, setting a playful and irreverent tone.

Notable Quotes:

• Kevin Ryan [00:00]: "Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash."
• H. Foley [00:28]: "To be clean the whole time."
• Kevin Ryan [00:32]: "They're just a big old piece of trash."

2. Wedding Planning Chaos (02:13 - 16:09)

The conversation swiftly shifts to the hosts discussing wedding plans, revealing underlying tensions and humorous frustrations. They debate seating arrangements, groomsmen roles, and the inclusion of friends versus family, all while engaging in a playful tug-of-war.

Key Highlights:

• Seating Disputes: Kevin expresses annoyance over not inviting his friends as groomsmen, preferring family involvement, leading to a comedic back-and-forth with H. Foley.

  H. Foley [03:33]: "We were talking about what we're going to wear for the wedding."

  Kevin Ryan [04:26]: "I'll get you guys all shirts."

• Role Confusion: The hosts joke about who gets to sit where, with Kevin trying to assert control over the seating plan.

• Comedic Insults: Throughout, they exchange playful insults, emphasizing their "Garbage" personas.

3. Initiation of the Spelling Bee Competition (16:09 - 27:03)

Deciding to lighten the mood, the hosts launch into a spontaneous spelling bee competition. They set basic rules: no cheating, write down answers, and revelation of correctness handled by a third party, Luke.

Notable Quotes:

• Kevin Ryan [16:00]: "We're doing a Little spelling bee gang for once and for all to find out who the smartest guy in room is."
• H. Foley [17:06]: "We're going to write down our answers. We're going to lock the pens down."

4. The Spelling Bee Game: Rounds and Highlights (27:03 - 60:44)

The bulk of the episode centers on the spelling bee, where Kevin and H. Foley tackle increasingly difficult words. The competition is marked by humorous misspellings, playful wagers, and escalating tensions as each host tries to outdo the other.

Key Rounds and Moments:

• Word Challenges: Words like "narcissistic," "Mississippi," "nutritious," "hallucinogen," "flabbergasted," "corporation," "entrepreneur," "gerymander," "tumultuous," and "arachnophobia" test their spelling prowess.

  Kevin Ryan [17:44]: "Narcissistic. N A R C I S I S T I C. Damn."

  H. Foley [19:11]: "A ration of shit."

• Guest Interaction: At one point, they involve a guest named Patty to assist with spelling questions, leading to chaotic and comedic exchanges.

  Kevin Ryan [32:10]: "We're having a turkey and a ham."

  Patty [32:10]: "Wait a minute. Aratrophobia."

• Point System and Bets: The hosts implement a points system, allowing wagers and strategic plays to gain the upper hand, all while maintaining a humorous jab at each other's intelligence.

  H. Foley [28:53]: "You can wager up to five points based on your confidence."

  Kevin Ryan [38:17]: "Gerrymander."

• Dramatic Escalation: The competition intensifies with each misspelled word, leading to exasperated outbursts and creative insults.

  Kevin Ryan [43:20]: "I have it crossed out."

  H. Foley [54:17]: "Hippopotamus."

5. Interaction with Guest Patty (32:10 - 35:35)

During a particularly challenging word, "arachnophobia," Kevin reaches out to a guest named Patty for assistance. This segment is filled with comedic tension as Patty struggles to provide accurate help, adding another layer of humor to the episode.

Notable Quotes:

• Kevin Ryan [32:18]: "So can I come to Pearl Harbor?"
• Patty [32:28]: "The one next to you."
• Kevin Ryan [33:16]: "Arachnophobia, like fear of spiders?"
• Patty [33:16]: "A, R, A, C, K. Hang on. A, R, A, C, K. And then phobia."

6. Conclusion and Final Rounds (60:44 - 63:08)

As the spelling bee draws to a close, the hosts reflect on their performance, tallying points and engaging in final bouts of humorous banter. Despite the competitive tension, the episode wraps up with their signature camaraderie and teasing.

Notable Quotes:

• Kevin Ryan [60:44]: "Five to one."
• H. Foley [61:20]: "Triceratops."
• Kevin Ryan [63:03]: "Love you guys. See you next weekend. Peace."

Overall Insights and Themes

• Comedic Chemistry: The rapport between Kevin Ryan and H. Foley is filled with playful antagonism, quick-witted exchanges, and mutual ribbing, showcasing their strong comedic chemistry.

• Humor in Competition: The spelling bee serves as a perfect vehicle for their humor, blending intellectual challenges with slapstick and verbal comedy.

• "Garbage" Persona: Consistent with the podcast's theme, both hosts embrace their "Garbage" identities, using it as a foundation for jokes and interactions.

• Guest Dynamics: Introducing Patty adds unpredictability and fresh comedic angles, highlighting the hosts' improvisational skills.

Conclusion

This episode of Are You Garbage? masterfully combines the hosts' comedic talents with a structured challenge, resulting in an engaging and laughter-filled experience. Whether discussing wedding woes or battling over spelling, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley deliver a memorable blend of humor and camaraderie that keeps listeners entertained from start to finish.

Transcript

[Kevin Ryan]

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Ru Garbage. Yeah, that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that we grew up.

[H. Foley]

To be clean the whole time.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're just a big old piece of trash.

[H. Foley]

Trash.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm your host, Jake Trolley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toady's in the new edition. They got the goddamn radiators on. Sure, I got the open mouth shit with the fucking cpap. Now I'm all jammed up. Goddamn fucking Sudafed straightened me out. Can't take the hard stuff anymore. Sure, clean out the pipes. My co host is coming at you from across the table. Not a big fan of mine at this moment, but it's fine because we're in competition right now. He's the CEO of Are you Garbage? Which means Chief Executive officer Kevin Ryan.

[H. Foley]

Well, it's a nice day for a what wedding? What up, gang? Shout out to the motherfucking homies. Me and the big man are bumping heads.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not bumping heads with anybody. I'm taking heat, which I take heat a lot.

[H. Foley]

Which. Okay, what's up? First of all, shout out to the motherfucking homies.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out to him.

[H. Foley]

The goddamn, let's call them the ju. Jury of this jury.

[Kevin Ryan]

The jury of this competition.

[H. Foley]

Jury of our world is being honest.

[Kevin Ryan]

Judge, jury and execution.

[H. Foley]

Every time we get in an argument, the homies and bozos settle. Mainly the homies. What are we talking about here?

[Kevin Ryan]

They're going to see this in reverse because they'll see the hard feelings first.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like a Tarantino.

[H. Foley]

It's a black and white. I'm doing H. Shout out to the motherfucking homies. Baby, we love you. Thank you so much for all the friggin support.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Shout out to you.

[Kevin Ryan]

We love you. And gang, put your thinking caps on because today we're doing a little A, Y, G. My first spelling. Spelling. Be sure spell spelling. S, P, E, S, P, E, L, L, I, N, G. Yeah, pussy. Take that.

[H. Foley]

Spell traitor. Spell turncoat. Spell. Spell bad friend.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's not nice.

[H. Foley]

You're telling me.

[Kevin Ryan]

You talking about traitor? Oh, you got.

[H. Foley]

Well, let's just. We'll do a brief discussion of it while you just drop it on us. Fucking two seconds.

[Kevin Ryan]

You drop anything on anybody.

[H. Foley]

Did you know that we were talking about what to wear for the wedding. Luke's reaction kind of jarred me a little bit more. We were talking. Maybe I did know this, and I don't remember. I very.

[Kevin Ryan]

What am I, fucking Amish? I'm not going to have a best man? Am I gruesome up there? This. The way I did it. The way I did it hurt Alleviates anybody's feelings. First of all, I didn't invite any of my boys.

[H. Foley]

Not mine.

[Kevin Ryan]

Or lose the only.

[H. Foley]

You don't have any boys.

[Kevin Ryan]

You shouldn't. It's all family. It's family.

[H. Foley]

I'm not family. When you're here, you're family.

[Kevin Ryan]

The 15th of the month. You're my dad. Dad, Daddy.

[H. Foley]

War.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mama and dada.

[H. Foley]

I just didn't know. We were talking. Hold on, hold on. We were talking about what we're going to wear for the wedding. And Foley, you know, I've. I've posted some fun. Where do I fit into this ceremony?

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't let it go. Which leads me to believe that there's a little bit of serious to it, and it makes me feel bad. If you want to be. Listen, I would love for you to be in it.

[H. Foley]

Well, you didn't ask me. That's a funny way. That's a funny way.

[Kevin Ryan]

Doesn't work out in the program. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

I'm just saying, we're sitting here talking about what we're going to wear, and Foley pulls up a picture, goes, this is what the groomsmen are wearing. And Luke went, what the fuck? I didn't know there was. Groomsmen said I. To me, this was always spun as a low key kind of wet, like, ah, we're just going up.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you think I got a fucking Elvis impersonator up there? Well, hey, Hank. Anybody got anything to say?

[H. Foley]

Okay, I just. I was. I was. I was a little taken aback.

[Jake Trolley]

I didn't know there was cool gear I could buy that could separate me from everyone else.

[H. Foley]

Yes. You know, I like to be vip. They got me sitting in coach with the fucking mouth breathers.

[Kevin Ryan]

How about. I'll do. I'll get you guys all shirts.

[H. Foley]

How about. Can I get like a gaze Me look at a gazebo off to the side or something. Cooler of beers in there.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I told you. You're sitting with that one couple.

[H. Foley]

No, I'm not.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I got to. What do you want me to do?

[Jake Trolley]

We're going to be super rude.

[H. Foley]

I'm icing them out. Give them the Cincinnati shift. I'll start pulling their seats out from under them.

[Kevin Ryan]

They do sell a Hawaiian version of Amway, by the way. They might be hitting you up. That couple, you remember that couple?

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you remember that couple?

[H. Foley]

No, I'm just saying. The couple at our table.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, they're going to.

[H. Foley]

He's going to be pedaling. Wait till he finds out. The Patriot, they know you got deep pocket.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you think I'm putting. I'm putting there for?

[H. Foley]

I'll be driving out of a Mary.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kay Cadillac, taking my honeymoon, a little place called Finders Fee.

[Jake Trolley]

Huh?

[Kevin Ryan]

Finders Fee Island. I don't. Listen, this. You're breaking my balls. My cousin's breaking my goddamn balls.

[H. Foley]

What's he breaking?

[Kevin Ryan]

The same shit, you know.

[Jake Trolley]

He was left out.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, he's in it. He breaking my balls about the. The. The. The Pearl harbor thing and this and that. What are we doing?

[H. Foley]

Your fault. Go. What, do you sleep at the wheel again? Guy was in a carb coma.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was on third watch.

[H. Foley]

Fifteen attacks happened.

[Kevin Ryan]

I met some doll at the bar. I don't know what to tell you. I was back in the nurse's bunk getting it in.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's busting my. I got my brother bitching about this, this and that.

[Jake Trolley]

Not bitching to you about this.

[Kevin Ryan]

Everybody.

[H. Foley]

Anybody that asks Foley something, they're bad. I'm catching a ration. No, you're like my dad. My dad used to say, I'm catching a ration of shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

I am catching a rat. Oh, that's my fucking.

[H. Foley]

That's a good one.

[Kevin Ryan]

I know my fucking, what my tombstone's.

[H. Foley]

Gonna say, going over there, giving me a ration. I don't need to go in there getting a ration of shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

Here lies H. Foley caught a ration of shit.

[H. Foley]

Oh, it's Ration of Shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Ration.

[H. Foley]

I thought it was like a rash end the shit. I don't know. Guy's got bad butt. I don't know. Big case of mud butt. Catch a rash down there. Oh, a ration of shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

A ration. A portion of shit. Yeah, I. Oh. Which I always take. And I take it handsomely.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Humbly.

[H. Foley]

You've been screaming at.

[Kevin Ryan]

Screaming at you.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is crazy. Anywho, I got under a lot of goddamn pressure. I'm taking a lot of fucking heat on this thing. And you know that. Like, there's a little bit of truth in the joke. It's like, I want you to feel. I don't want you to feel left out or anything like that.

[H. Foley]

Well, I Mean, that's.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, but you. You keep pushing this. What kind of spot are you putting me in? You know why you can't be in this.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

And we've done this five times on the show.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

So can we come to Pearl Harbor?

[H. Foley]

I'm getting the fuck. You treat me like your goddamn co worker.

[Kevin Ryan]

You told me you didn't want to see me until the wedding. You said I'm doing my own thing.

[H. Foley]

That's probably drinking.

[Kevin Ryan]

Of course you guys can come and.

[H. Foley]

I make some calls, but how big are the helmets? I got a big fucking potato head coming in here.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, Sarge, get the tugboat, huh?

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right. I was. I'm sorry. I was just.

[Kevin Ryan]

I get.

[H. Foley]

Maybe you had mentioned it, and I apologize.

[Kevin Ryan]

Keep your hormones under control. Maybe it would be up there.

[H. Foley]

Me? No, this is you. You keep your hormones under control. We wouldn't be in this situ. This. This situationship we're in wouldn't be going.

[Kevin Ryan]

On a nice, nice holiday together.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. You're treating me like I'm the goddamn help out here.

[Kevin Ryan]

What are you talking about? First of all, I got you fucking prime location. Table up front.

[H. Foley]

Width of some guy who's going to be giving me the hard.

[Kevin Ryan]

Because I got to do that. Because the way the tables break down, you're the only table with. With a. With a low count. You only got six.

[H. Foley]

I'm going to be sitting there. Both decision makers here today. Do you have your checkbook on you? Is this guy. Is this guy Hawaiian or American?

[Kevin Ryan]

They're Hawaiian.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

They might be Hawaiian. Hawaiian, too. They're nice people.

[Jake Trolley]

Are we the only celebrity table?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Oh, man. It's me, Cassidy and Luke. Man, talk about the who's. Who's not.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was thinking about throw after the Rubinoff and his broad. Just straighten it out.

[Jake Trolley]

Love that.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm working on it.

[H. Foley]

That's what he wants.

[Kevin Ryan]

Chicken sandwiches, by the way. I don't know. I don't know. Are we aware of chicken sandwiches over here on the bonies?

[H. Foley]

I'm sure. If not, give him a rundown.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I don't fucking need this shit. It's ration as.

[H. Foley]

That's such a good one, dude. Giving me a ration.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'll spell that for you.

[H. Foley]

It's always spelled that.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's H E N R Y. Huh?

[H. Foley]

Ration as H, E N, R Y me. Okay, so you spelled that wrong for a second. Henry. Who? My friend.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[H. Foley]

My dad. Hold on. Would you. Would you prefer. Let me say something. You can only get a ration of shit. It's only a guy from a lady. She's giving me a ration of shit. It's always getting equivalent to getting your balls broken.

[Kevin Ryan]

What would you then you're a brood. Get you a pocketbook at a fucking parasol, have you Sasha.

[H. Foley]

Probably try to have sex with me.

[Kevin Ryan]

Make a move.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Remember the couple that came to Came to Count Basie? Johnny.

[H. Foley]

Your cousin.

[Kevin Ryan]

Johnny's not my cousin. Johnny I grew up with. He's best friends at my brother. We all grew up together. Wrestled together.

[H. Foley]

The guy that we meet out back for heaters.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Would you rather Johnny at the table?

[H. Foley]

Well, don't make me do this. I don't know. I don't know what. Just put me at whatever table works for you. Apparently it's your day.

[Jake Trolley]

If he catches eaters.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Goddamn D1 athlete. What are you talking about D1 athlete? And I got you up front. Keep my eye on you. I got you right up. Just like you're in the fucking back.

[Jake Trolley]

Ok. Is there like a bride and groom big table at the front?

[H. Foley]

You guys doing that? No, we're doing eat like the Last supper.

[Kevin Ryan]

Everybody faces out like the Al Smith dinner. And Bloomberg and them guys up for sure. No, there's. It's a sweetheart table.

[H. Foley]

It's just you two.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Sectional.

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

And then we're looking at. And then my family's here, her family's there. And then you're gonna be there and her friends are gonna be there or something like that. But you're up front with us, my fucking boys. Right. Right behind my family.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

You want to carve the turkey?

[H. Foley]

You're having a turkey?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. What do you mean? It's the holidays.

[H. Foley]

Wait. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

You didn't know that I told you this.

[H. Foley]

You're fucking with me.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're having a turkey.

[H. Foley]

You're serving Thanksgiving for fucking your wedding?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, we're doing a turkey and a ham.

[H. Foley]

You're fucking with me.

[Kevin Ryan]

No to check.

[H. Foley]

I gotta fly all the way out there for a dry bird. I mean deep fried. Talking about jamming the kid up.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, we're not having turkey.

[Jake Trolley]

Ham.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're not having a lot. You're gonna eat.

[H. Foley]

This thing's gonna suck.

[Jake Trolley]

Oh, I can't wait for our Uber eats order. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Is that for Kevin? You guys are dancing? You guys are doing your sweetheart dance? Are you doing a sweetheart dance?

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the sweetheart dance?

[H. Foley]

Oh, you two. Your first dance.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, we talked about this.

[H. Foley]

Little bump and grind. Little freak. Like along came Polly.

[Jake Trolley]

You.

[Kevin Ryan]

I won't do what you tell me.

[H. Foley]

Who's that? You're just head banging? Get up. Yeah. Bow with the Potter bang.

[Kevin Ryan]

The bang.

[H. Foley]

Diggy diggy. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I apologize. You might have given me that information. It just caught me and Luke off guard that there was you. You got costumes, and me and Luke don't get to be part of the costumes. Luke even said. Jesus Christ, no one's fucking closer than you. Than us two.

[Kevin Ryan]

Currently. Yes, of course, currently. You're my fucking guy.

[H. Foley]

Since I've known you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Of course. I got my. I got my fucking cousins that I grew up with. What do you want me to do? I got my brother, I got my nephew, I got my cousin.

[H. Foley]

And I got a lot of guys up there.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's four.

[H. Foley]

Whoa. I think he listed three to begin with.

[Jake Trolley]

He did.

[Kevin Ryan]

I had to put my nephew in there. I owe him money.

[H. Foley]

I don't fucking know this kid. How old is he?

[Kevin Ryan]

Good kid? I don't know, 12, 11. About six foot.

[H. Foley]

You got a kid up there and you don't have the kid up there?

[Jake Trolley]

So he's six foot. I'm taller than him.

[H. Foley]

I'm a fucking. I'm going to talk to these guys.

[Kevin Ryan]

It would run through you like a potato stick.

[H. Foley]

Listen, I'm going to see what their. What their prices are to step aside. What, do you alleviate their duties?

[Kevin Ryan]

Is that what you're gonna do? Embarrass me? Start buying me out? Sure. Next thing you know, you're doing a ceremony.

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Making out with me.

[H. Foley]

Okay. This is a weird.

[Kevin Ryan]

You mentioned you want to do a speech and stuff like that.

[H. Foley]

I just find it weird that I haven't been asked. I mean, like, hey, what are you talking about? I had to bring it up.

[Kevin Ryan]

She doesn't want that.

[Jake Trolley]

He changed your life.

[H. Foley]

Barely wants to be there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, and I'm grateful for that.

[H. Foley]

So you sent me with randos mutants at table nine. I got me. This guy's gonna be complaining as an employee.

[Kevin Ryan]

Tommy might flake out, too. You might be all jammed up.

[H. Foley]

Tommy flakes. I'm gonna send Luke out and just have a wheel up a TV screen with me on it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Birds are on Christmas game.

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right. Okay. Well, we'll. This is an odd week where we typically film hard feelings first, then the. Then the boney. So we'll. You. We'll get into this then you will have seen this earlier.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think I've said my piece.

[H. Foley]

Okay, fair enough.

[Kevin Ryan]

P, I, E, C E. Now can we get in the goddamn spelling Bee.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

And have a good time. Still bringing cash, right?

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

You want to wear one of the shirts?

[H. Foley]

No. I'm the guy trying to be part of the party. Yeah. Right. I don't know. He works with me. He cuts the clips or something. You're telling everybody? Okay. All right. It's good to know.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was thinking. I was thinking of. I was thinking of breaking ceremony and doing well. We're going to do like a. You know. We're going to thank everybody. You might get mentioned in that.

[H. Foley]

I don't want it now. I don't want. I don't want to be listed. I don't want to be listed as the key grip on this fucking thing. The bottom of the Below the line people.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kenny and the guys.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kenny. He said who? Kenny Bryant.

[Jake Trolley]

No.

[H. Foley]

I'm happy for you. That's great.

[Kevin Ryan]

Don't give me that shit. Don't make me feel like that. You know how much I love you and you know you changed my life and we changed each other's lives. Of course.

[H. Foley]

Don't.

[Kevin Ryan]

And we're rocking it back.

[H. Foley]

It's not a me thing. You're making it a me thing.

[Jake Trolley]

We're happy for you, buddy.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Sorry. I'm not allowed to raz you and be hurt. A level hurt.

[Kevin Ryan]

See, I don't like that. I don't need that shit right now. Fucking walk out of this whole goddamn thing.

[H. Foley]

Ration as shit. Okay. I'm. Fuck. I'm. I'm clearly fucking with you.

[Kevin Ryan]

When you see the money bags gone and I'm down in Honolulu fucking up to my nose and fucking North Shore yak. Know what happened? He broke.

[H. Foley]

Okay. I'm obviously just breaking your balls. I don't want to. I don't want to be a part of it for.

[Kevin Ryan]

Don't be like that.

[H. Foley]

I'm not.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you gonna eat the glass noodles?

[H. Foley]

Glass noodles, Good. Got a fucking crown working in here. No, I'm probably. I'm probably.

[Kevin Ryan]

You'll do a shrimp head, right?

[H. Foley]

I don't like shrimps.

[Kevin Ryan]

Extra eyeballs for giving. It's gonna be good stuff. Nice steak. Potatoes.

[Jake Trolley]

I have so many questions.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sliders. You like sliders?

[H. Foley]

We're doing a Hard feelings. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Doing it at the wedding.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Live from the honeymoons.

[H. Foley]

Alrighty.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's get into it. All right. We're doing a little spelling bee gang for once and for all to find out who the smartest guy in room is. R O O M. R O, O.

[H. Foley]

M. How many words do you have?

[Jake Trolley]

I pulled like 10. I got a long list. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

This better not be some fucking Connecticut private school bullshit either.

[H. Foley]

Well, I did a little poking around on my own just to see, like, what it would look like.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not spelling mosquito like a fucking asshole.

[H. Foley]

Is that hard or easy?

[Kevin Ryan]

Mosquito.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I'll get you. Skeeter on my peter. Flicking off bad. Some of them seemed. I looked like junior high, high school. Some of them seemed a little on the easy side.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[Jake Trolley]

I went to an adult one, so it might be a little more difficult.

[H. Foley]

All right, well, let's.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ken Jennings over there.

[H. Foley]

All right, let's do it. Let's get into it.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so.

[H. Foley]

So here's the thing. It's me versus Foley. He's going to say it. There's going to be no cheating. All right? All right, Battleship.

[Kevin Ryan]

Take it easy.

[H. Foley]

We're going to write down our answers. We're going to lock the pens down. Answers locked. And then we're going to. Luke's gonna read it out and we're gonna find out who got it right, who got it wrong.

[Jake Trolley]

You can hold it up.

[H. Foley]

We'll hold it.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes. We'll hold it up to camera.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[H. Foley]

I'm bad at. I thought. I'm pretty. Not great. I've gotten signal. I used to pride myself not proud, but I was always a good speller. I'm. The technologies ruined me.

[Jake Trolley]

I have them pulled up on Google. So if you want to ask country of origin or. Of course.

[Kevin Ryan]

What are you talking about? What do you think? We're fucking shooting Raw Dog in here?

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so I think.

[H. Foley]

First one.

[Jake Trolley]

First one. Based off our first conversation.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on a second. Let's also be flexible that if this is incredibly hard, we're switching up a little bit. Okay, go ahead.

[Jake Trolley]

First one. Based off our first conversation.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? First conversation?

[Jake Trolley]

Narcissistic.

[H. Foley]

H E N R Y. Narcissistic.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a fucking.

[H. Foley]

Oh, man. You get in the weeds of the.

[Jake Trolley]

Middle of this thing, having an excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's.

[H. Foley]

Physical appearance, I might have to take a couple of whacks at it, like.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Maybe just cross out your wax.

[H. Foley]

All right. I think I might be good.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on.

[H. Foley]

I mean, shit. I mean, we gotta have a clock. There's gotta be a 10 second clock. It's just gonna be him going, shit.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ah, fuck.

[H. Foley]

Shit. All right, I'm locked. Pens down.

[Kevin Ryan]

Locked.

[Jake Trolley]

Pens down, pens down. Show the answer.

[H. Foley]

Wait, you read it and then we say you got it right.

[Jake Trolley]

Narcissistic. N A R C I S I'M out. S I s T I C. Say.

[H. Foley]

That one more time.

[Jake Trolley]

Narcissistic. N a r C I s S I s C I C. Damn.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got n a r s C I s C I T I c nar C cystic.

[H. Foley]

I had. I missed.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let me see.

[H. Foley]

I missed the. The second S in the middle. That double S. Okay. Is there a double S in the middle?

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Let me say I had the 1s.

[Kevin Ryan]

Huh? That's pretty good. That's assistant.

[H. Foley]

Get you.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[H. Foley]

So I was.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[H. Foley]

Fuck.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[H. Foley]

Zero.

[Jake Trolley]

Zero.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are they all going to be related to our personalities?

[H. Foley]

Next one's fat.

[Jake Trolley]

Now this one's a childhood one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Childhood one.

[Jake Trolley]

Mississippi.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, come on.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, what are you doing?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. No. Bag this. Next.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay. No point.

[Kevin Ryan]

I could use a win.

[Jake Trolley]

Let's get some points on the board, boys.

[H. Foley]

I respect it.

[Jake Trolley]

Also, I'd love for both of you to get this wrong.

[H. Foley]

Hit it.

[Jake Trolley]

Mississippi. M I s S I s S I P P I.

[Kevin Ryan]

No ppp.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

M I s s I s S I p p p I.

[H. Foley]

Three Ps.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you fucking kidding me? No, it's not. It's M m I s. M I s S I s s. What word? Ippi.

[H. Foley]

There's no word in the English dictionary that has three Ps in it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ippi.

[H. Foley]

You're such a fuck.

[Jake Trolley]

Kippy. One bull.

[Kevin Ryan]

Easy.

[H. Foley]

Why? You should have just rolled with it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I thought I had it right at the ppi. M I s S I s S is I P P. You're.

[H. Foley]

No, you're just. You're in a rhythm and it's not the right rhythm.

[Jake Trolley]

Stuttering on the bees. All right, Are we ready for the next word?

[Kevin Ryan]

Cleveland.

[Jake Trolley]

Nutritious.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nutritious. New Trish.

[H. Foley]

She cuts my hair.

[Jake Trolley]

Nutritious, nourishing. Efficient as food. Like all spinach. It is very nutritious and best when young.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nutritious. I got it.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

All right. Hold on. All right. I think I got. Let me cut out my. My workarounds.

[Jake Trolley]

Yep.

[H. Foley]

Okay. I'm good.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. Nutritious. N u T R I T I O u s Got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Wow. I got N u T R I s C o u s what? Nutritious.

[H. Foley]

You are as dumb as the day is.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm not a good speller.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. For Henry. Hallucinogen. Hallucinogen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Huh?

[Jake Trolley]

A drug that causes hallucinations. Hallucinations. I don't know this Hallucinogen.

[H. Foley]

U s h y Munchy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shurumi's say it again.

[Jake Trolley]

Hallucinogen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hallucinogen.

[Jake Trolley]

Hallucinogen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Synogen.

[H. Foley]

This is way harder.

[Kevin Ryan]

I might have this phonetically. I got it.

[Jake Trolley]

Are we ready, boys?

[H. Foley]

Are you saying hallucinogen or hallucinogen?

[Jake Trolley]

Hallucinogen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hallucinogen. Man, these were fucking picked with such evil tendencies.

[H. Foley]

I know this.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is this the darkest corners of our soul?

[H. Foley]

All right, I'm ready.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. Hallucinogen. H, A, L, L, U, C. Hold on, hold on.

[Kevin Ryan]

Haley's out. No, Hal.

[Jake Trolley]

L, U, C, I.

[Kevin Ryan]

Stop. Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

N, O.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

G, E, N. Fuck. You did I, N, I, N, I.

[Kevin Ryan]

N. I got it.

[H. Foley]

And I had an A. Yeah.

[Jake Trolley]

Kippy's up. Three nothing.

[H. Foley]

H, A, L, L, U, C. I, N, O. G, E, N. I was up. I thought it was hallucinogen.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. To be truthful and to be honest, when he said it the second time, I made the O and A. I've.

[Jake Trolley]

Been doing the phonetics for you guys.

[H. Foley]

Yes. Thank you.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, all right, all right, settle in. Are we ready for the next one?

[Kevin Ryan]

Boys, give me something that we got to ask some questions about.

[Jake Trolley]

Flabbergasted.

[Kevin Ryan]

Flabbergasted.

[Jake Trolley]

Flabbergasted.

[H. Foley]

Fuck.

[Jake Trolley]

Greatly surprised or astonished?

[Kevin Ryan]

Flabber.

[Jake Trolley]

Foley's bowel movement had left me flabbergasted.

[H. Foley]

Left me nauseous.

[Jake Trolley]

Flabbergasted.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gasted.

[H. Foley]

I think I got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, flabbergasted.

[Jake Trolley]

I got my flab bur gasted.

[Kevin Ryan]

Flab er. Gasted.

[Jake Trolley]

Flab. Bur gasted.

[Kevin Ryan]

Flabber.

[H. Foley]

I'm on the fence.

[Kevin Ryan]

Flabbergasted.

[Jake Trolley]

I'm giving you a hint here. Flabbergasted.

[H. Foley]

I might fucking run away with this.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah. Kippy did Bitches one this morning.

[H. Foley]

You found the list. And these are harder than the ones I saw. It's also like, you see, I was looking at the, like, just generic list and you see, you go, oh, these are easy. But then when you have to actually write it down without fucking spell check, a little bit of ABC check.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right. Flabbergasted.

[Jake Trolley]

Flabbergasted. Flabbergasted. F, L, A, B, B, R, G, A, S, T, E, D. You fucking. What did you get wrong there?

[Kevin Ryan]

Flabbergast. Did. You said did.

[Jake Trolley]

Flabbergast.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got everything but the fucking T. That's got to give me something. I got fl.

[H. Foley]

You spelled it. Did you did.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Jake Trolley]

It's D, E, D of anything.

[H. Foley]

D, E, D. No word ends in did something.

[Kevin Ryan]

Don't give me that fucking splendid shit.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I did Burger Flat burger. I thought you were sending me B. He's like Burgaston. I thought it was Bug.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I thought you were going to fuck me on the double B's. But you didn't. No, I try to help you on the end. You didn't say tid. You said did. Flabbergast. Did.

[Jake Trolley]

I mean, we got the Northeast.

[H. Foley]

That wouldn't have got you there big enough.

[Kevin Ryan]

I was a T away.

[H. Foley]

I was in your fat face.

[Jake Trolley]

I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm these up, too.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you mean? You got them in front of you, right?

[Jake Trolley]

No. That's bad. All right.

[H. Foley]

All right.

[Jake Trolley]

Are we ready?

[Kevin Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. You guys both have one of these? Corporation. Corporation.

[H. Foley]

I don't have a corporation.

[Kevin Ryan]

Poor.

[H. Foley]

I have an llc. Facts that files as a corporation. Something like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ready? I got it. I'll do it.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ready?

[Jake Trolley]

Yep.

[H. Foley]

K.

[Kevin Ryan]

C. H, R. C, O, R. Right. P O.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

R, A.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

T, I, O.

[Jake Trolley]

Nice job. Henry's on the board.

[H. Foley]

Hippie's on the board, though. Are you keeping score? I got five.

[Jake Trolley]

I think you're five. And it's to one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, let's start doubling up some points, make my money back.

[H. Foley]

Interesting.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, staying in the same vein here, a couple of you guys. Entrepreneur.

[H. Foley]

I know how to spell it. Shark Tank.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where'd you get this list?

[Jake Trolley]

I was just pulling. Cool.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fucking Winklevoss Diaries.

[H. Foley]

Entrepreneur.

[Kevin Ryan]

Entrepreneur.

[Jake Trolley]

Entrepreneur.

[H. Foley]

How about apra something? We know.

[Kevin Ryan]

Entre. Pa Nor. I know that ain't it. Entre.

[H. Foley]

Oh, I think I'm close.

[Jake Trolley]

I'll give you entrepreneur. Nor.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I think I got it on my first take here.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got it.

[H. Foley]

Okay. Henry, let me spell this one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, I'm losing.

[H. Foley]

E, N, T, Uhhuh. R, E, P. What?

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Entre. Entre.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Preneur. Entrepreneur. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

There's no E. It's E, N, T, R, E, P, R, E, N, U.

[Jake Trolley]

R. I'll tell you what. There's no A's.

[H. Foley]

Is it nur?

[Jake Trolley]

You're good. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Jake Trolley]

N, U, R. There's no way.

[Kevin Ryan]

I have entrepreneur. I have ent.

[Jake Trolley]

Yep.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, ready? I have E. So if you want.

[Jake Trolley]

To know how to not spell this.

[H. Foley]

Word, I have E. N. Hey, guys, write this down out there.

[Kevin Ryan]

I have entra.

[Jake Trolley]

No ways.

[Kevin Ryan]

Pra P, R, A.

[Jake Trolley]

No, no ways.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, and I put R O, R. No, that's an N. N, O, R.

[Jake Trolley]

N. Because it's N E, R. Good job.

[Kevin Ryan]

Whatever.

[Jake Trolley]

I'm gonna start looking for some more.

[H. Foley]

But we gotta get Something we gotta. Should we grade this on a curve a little bit?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, we should start juicing the fucking numbers. All right.

[H. Foley]

So I run away with this thing.

[Kevin Ryan]

No fucking do. Double is nothing. Put my watch up. I got my watch on the table. Put some.

[H. Foley]

Put some nickel up.

[Kevin Ryan]

The pig slips up. Take that nickel plated sissy pistol out of your purse.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, all right.

[H. Foley]

I just watched that again.

[Kevin Ryan]

Rude.

[H. Foley]

Ha. Well, how can we make this a.

[Kevin Ryan]

Little, you know, start doing double or nothing?

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah, but that's just.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kibby's gonna switch to math.

[H. Foley]

I got it. Wait, no, I got an idea.

[Kevin Ryan]

Long division.

[H. Foley]

You can. All right, here's the idea. On the. You do it like Jeopardy. Kind of. You get to wager up to five points if. On how confident you are.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

You know what I mean?

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

And Foley can take a loan on these points. Let's say.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the lifeline? Can I call a friend?

[H. Foley]

Who you gonna call? Patty. You get one call to Patty.

[Jake Trolley]

Fuck.

[H. Foley]

That's pretty good.

[Kevin Ryan]

She's dumber than dirty. She don't read too good.

[Jake Trolley]

What about the. Tommy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, Tommy.

[H. Foley]

But he can't look it up.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

I go, I call him.

[Kevin Ryan]

I know who I could call. She'd smoke you.

[H. Foley]

Who?

[Kevin Ryan]

The bird.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean, it's like.

[H. Foley]

Well, no. I mean. Yeah. We're not calling someone who's good at this.

[Kevin Ryan]

She's on. She. It's crazy how good she is at it. It's crazy. I hit her with anything.

[H. Foley]

Entrepreneur.

[Kevin Ryan]

She don't know that one. All right, hold on.

[H. Foley]

You get to wager up to three points, but after you hear the word. Up to five points after you hear the word.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay, I have an easy one and a. An easier one and a harder one.

[H. Foley]

Go easier.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay. Matriculate.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Jake Trolley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Matriculate.

[H. Foley]

What that do? It'd be matriculating.

[Jake Trolley]

Ma trick. You late.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, hold on. So I get to say whether I want to.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I just want to do this one straight.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like the. I don't like this. Dealer.

[H. Foley]

Someone sit out for a couple of.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hands, but you got a break coming up or something? Matriculate. Can you use it in a sentence?

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

A person, country of origin, Please.

[Jake Trolley]

A person who has matriculated.

[Kevin Ryan]

What is that? You can't use the word to describe itself in its own definition.

[H. Foley]

Whoa, that's.

[Jake Trolley]

Well, you want to use it. You wanted me to use it in a sentence.

[Kevin Ryan]

Use it in a sentence.

[Jake Trolley]

A blue chip recruit that. Jesus. A blue chip. Recruits that routinely came to the school will no Longer matriculate.

[H. Foley]

I'm worse off.

[Kevin Ryan]

A blue chip recruit that routinely came to the school will no longer matriculate.

[H. Foley]

All right, I'm good. I'm locked in.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on. Ready?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Jake Trolley]

Matriculate.

[H. Foley]

Also here, I have a thing for you. You can.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got it, I got it. I got it.

[H. Foley]

Okay, go.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Matriculate. M. Capital M. Lowercase. Matriculate. M, A, T, R, I, C, U.

[H. Foley]

L, T, E. U, L, A, T, E. Thank God.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes. Matriculate. Right.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

I should have went on that one.

[H. Foley]

Could have bet the house.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so two to seven.

[Kevin Ryan]

Two to seven. All right, now I'm gaining some ground.

[Jake Trolley]

There we go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, next word.

[Kevin Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Jake Trolley]

Arachnophobia.

[H. Foley]

You do like movies but hate Spideys.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachnophobia. I think I would like to phone a friend. I'll try Patty first. A rack or no, I'll try Tommy first.

[H. Foley]

Try Patty. This is a comedy program. I don't need some fucking Poindexter.

[Kevin Ryan]

Right, but she's gonna ham it up too much, and I'm gonna look like a dickhead because I hang up on her.

[H. Foley]

That's part of it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Start screaming at her, shut up. She's not gonna know this.

[D]

Hello, dear. I heard you were a little under the weather.

[Kevin Ryan]

Patty, We're. We're on the podcast.

[D]

Hi, Kevin.

[H. Foley]

Hey, dear. How are you?

[D]

All right, fine, darling. How are you?

[H. Foley]

What table you sitting at at the wedding?

[D]

The one next to you.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, see?

[Kevin Ryan]

There you go.

[H. Foley]

Love to hear it.

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't think she's in the back? Kidding me? Listen, we're playing. We're doing this. Just. Just relax. We're doing a spelling bee.

[D]

Oh, God.

[Kevin Ryan]

And I'm allowed to phone a friend. The word is arachnophobia. Arachnophobia, like fear of spiders?

[Jake Trolley]

Arachnophobia.

[D]

You want to know how to spell it?

[Kevin Ryan]

What?

[D]

You want to know how to spell it?

[Kevin Ryan]

Look it up. What? What are you laughing at? Arachnophobia.

[H. Foley]

Do you want to know how to spell it? Yeah, it's a goddamn spelling me.

[D]

So do you want to know how to spell it?

[Kevin Ryan]

I want to know how to spell it.

[D]

Wait a minute. Aratrophobia.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, arachnophobia. Iraq.

[H. Foley]

The plates were.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? What'd you say? Look it up. What?

[D]

Ask Google.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm in a cont. I got money on the line here, you dumb broad. What are you talking about? You're all I got. Help me out here. Take a shot at it.

[D]

It's A R, A, T, O, P, H I, B, A.

[Kevin Ryan]

What the Is that?

[H. Foley]

Hieroglyphics.

[Kevin Ryan]

Iraq. Arachnophobia. Like arachnophobia. Can I call Tommy? What are you drinking? Embarrassing me in front of my friends?

[D]

Trying to ask Google.

[Kevin Ryan]

You can't do that.

[H. Foley]

He's cheating. No cheating, Patty.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachnophobia. Last shot.

[D]

Are you saying rat?

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you fucking with me? Iraq. Arachnophobia.

[D]

A, R, A, C, K. Hang on. A, R, A, C, K. And then phobia.

[Kevin Ryan]

P, H, O, B, I, A. Right. You might be somewhat close. Iraq. I may be able to figure this out. All right, listen, I got to get back to this. I love you.

[H. Foley]

See you, Patty.

[D]

How much money's on the line?

[Kevin Ryan]

You're not getting any. You screwed me. You don't know when the fix is in. I call, you ask me to spell a word. You think I'm asking you start typing.

[H. Foley]

All family, full of cheaters.

[D]

Well, my, my.

[H. Foley]

Google didn't come up screaming at the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Microwave, I love you.

[D]

Well, goodbye, dear. I hope you're feeling better. And tell the boys I said hello.

[Kevin Ryan]

I will.

[H. Foley]

Love you, Patty.

[Jake Trolley]

Love you, Patty.

[H. Foley]

See you soon.

[D]

Bye.

[Kevin Ryan]

Bye. Bye. A little flirty on the outcome. All right.

[H. Foley]

Call me, babe. All right, there, baby. Dennis Miller. All right, babe. I'll see you in Honolulu there, babe.

[Kevin Ryan]

Keep your peter dry. But. All right, hold on. That was useless.

[H. Foley]

That was like. That was a. That was like a. Who's on first? She's going, you want me to spell it? You're like, yeah, I'm in a goddamn spelling bee, Lady.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachnophobia. Okay, you're not going to get this. I got it. How do you know?

[H. Foley]

I remember the first time I ever saw arachnophobia. Scared the bejesus out of me. Watched at school.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I spell John Goodman instead? All right. I think Arach.

[Jake Trolley]

Do you want me to take this one?

[H. Foley]

No, let me. Let me see if I can get it. Here you go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachnophobia. AR AC. What's next?

[H. Foley]

H. You say it.

[Kevin Ryan]

H. I'm not going to touch it. H, N, A.

[H. Foley]

That's where you missed them.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachna.

[H. Foley]

I told you.

[Jake Trolley]

I kept telling you. Arachno.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, no. I mean, O. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure is not a nine in there. And then phobia. P, H, O, B, I, A. Yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

A, R, C, H, N, O. Phobia.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right, that's just 1.8 to 2.

[Jake Trolley]

Why is it 28 to 2?

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, 8 to 2. Right. All right, let's go.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just heating up. Been pulling jobs of this broad for 48 years.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, well, I mean, I'm trying to Google it, man. Their whole family, thick as thieves, dumb as doornails.

[Kevin Ryan]

Who's at the door yelling at the.

[H. Foley]

Microwave, what's his name?

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachna.

[H. Foley]

She was doing arachnophobia.

[Kevin Ryan]

Arachnophobia.

[H. Foley]

About a baked case of that one time I called it down there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Pants. Likes of dominoes. A rat in a.

[H. Foley]

Fuck me.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, are we ready?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, after these results, Foley will probably need to gerrymander.

[Kevin Ryan]

What does that mean?

[H. Foley]

That's what they do in elections.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah. Manipulate the boundaries of electoral constitution. Constit. I don't even know. Manipulating the boundaries for one.

[H. Foley]

Gerrymander. I went to school with gerrymander.

[Jake Trolley]

Gerrymander.

[H. Foley]

I don't know. Is this or. I'm done on. Is there a hyphen in there?

[Jake Trolley]

No. One word.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is there a Y?

[Jake Trolley]

There is a Y. I don't know.

[H. Foley]

You might take it on this. Do you want to raise your points on five points? Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

What? Am I down?

[Jake Trolley]

You're down.

[Kevin Ryan]

Wait, do I lose these points?

[Jake Trolley]

In a perfect world?

[H. Foley]

In a perfect world, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

But you can only bet two gerrymander.

[H. Foley]

You only have two points, but we're not going to penalize you. But you can only bet what you have. Yeah, I'm only betting one.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay. Yeah. So Foley gets two.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like the Indian casino over here. Two to one, I get a cheap pack of heaters at least.

[Jake Trolley]

Gerrymander.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gerrymander.

[Jake Trolley]

Gerry.

[H. Foley]

Gerry Seinfeld.

[Kevin Ryan]

G, E, R, R, Y. Yep. M A, N, D, E, R. Got it.

[H. Foley]

I got it, too, though.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fuck.

[Jake Trolley]

Nine to four.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nine to four. Ok, now we're making a move.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, let me find another word.

[Kevin Ryan]

Go ahead.

[H. Foley]

Oh, God. Dude, that was fucking nuts.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. The Foley household is tumultuous.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[H. Foley]

This one's tough.

[Jake Trolley]

Two Tumultuous.

[Kevin Ryan]

Tumultuous.

[Jake Trolley]

That was almost. That was a little cheat. Two tumultuous.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mole. But you said it differently before I did. Tumultuous.

[H. Foley]

I think I got it.

[Jake Trolley]

Making a loud, confused noise. Uproarious.

[H. Foley]

Tumultuous.

[Jake Trolley]

Tumultuous.

[H. Foley]

I got it. You ready? That's not it.

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[H. Foley]

I'm sorry. We gotta keep our eyes on our own paper. The look you gave me, I've never seen you so scared and embarrassed in my life. You looked at me like I caught you pulling your wiener. Like I caught you going through someone's panty drawer. No. And immediately crossed it. You went back to elementary school there, big guy. Let me see what you had Let me give you. Let me take a run at this. Let me see what you had. Now you're coughing all over.

[Kevin Ryan]

You gotta get a humidifier in here. I'm dying.

[Jake Trolley]

Have a sip of water.

[H. Foley]

All right. That little Indian kid that passed out.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got the glasses.

[H. Foley]

Travis, cut through a video of that.

[Kevin Ryan]

A lacoy means like a fox.

[H. Foley]

We've never seen this happen.

[Kevin Ryan]

The poor gentleman, he's.

[H. Foley]

The young man apparently has fainted on stage. I think he's okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

But they did stop the clock.

[Jake Trolley]

O, P E C O I D. A lock card.

[D]

That is correct.

[Kevin Ryan]

He seems to be okay. And he spelled the word correctly.

[Jake Trolley]

That was unbelievable.

[H. Foley]

We're going to take a quick break. He is all right. And we will return to Washington right.

[Kevin Ryan]

After this poor little guy. Those things are hard as. Those kids are under a lot of goddamn pressure.

[H. Foley]

I know. Let me under that.

[Kevin Ryan]

This isn't my final answer.

[H. Foley]

That fluorescent. Oh, put you down.

[Kevin Ryan]

Feel like a Roy Rogers burger underneath.

[H. Foley]

Let me hold it up. Let me see what you have so far. Hold it up.

[Kevin Ryan]

I have it crossed out.

[H. Foley]

I can read it. Oh, that's pretty. That's. Let me see.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's it. I think that's it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Two. Mole. Two.

[H. Foley]

No, no. T u m, you had it to mull.

[Kevin Ryan]

To. That doesn't look right though.

[H. Foley]

It is.

[Kevin Ryan]

Looks too French.

[Jake Trolley]

It looks very French.

[Kevin Ryan]

Five points.

[H. Foley]

All right, well, then I also want to do.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, you can't do it. Not until we're even. Not until we're even. House rules.

[H. Foley]

I want to tell you, okay? I feel like I'm playing with my nephew. It's called I win. Like that kid from Big Daddy, the fucking delivery driver.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, three cheesecake shovel scoop of Steve up my ass.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so four to one on this.

[Kevin Ryan]

Four to one.

[Jake Trolley]

Well, like, you get four points, he gets one.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the score right now?

[Jake Trolley]

Nine to four.

[Kevin Ryan]

So he could bet nine?

[Jake Trolley]

No, no.

[H. Foley]

I'm only allowed to bet one until you get catch up.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Slow kids.

[Kevin Ryan]

Tumultuous. T U m U L T O.

[Jake Trolley]

U I S T U O U.

[Kevin Ryan]

S what, you piece of. You sandbag me.

[H. Foley]

I got it wrong too. Spell it again.

[Kevin Ryan]

I should let you bet.

[Jake Trolley]

T u m U L T U.

[H. Foley]

O U s. I have I O U s. So what?

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm down to nothing.

[H. Foley]

No, you didn't lose those kid gloves. Yeah, playing with bumpers on nine to four still. Let's go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Big money, big money.

[H. Foley]

Playing Coach Pitch. Get the tee out for this kid. Remember that? That was bad in Coach Pitch. If you couldn't hit it, they had to bust a tee out after like, four or five seconds.

[Kevin Ryan]

Still hit it right below the tee. The fucking thing would flop over like an ice cream cone.

[H. Foley]

My dad's head would drop.

[Jake Trolley]

That ever happen to you?

[H. Foley]

Probably once. I'm assuming, 14. The kickball. All right, all right.

[Kevin Ryan]

I struck out in the fucking.

[H. Foley]

Every time you went out to a.

[Kevin Ryan]

Bar, I think I've told you this. I struck out in, like, the championship little league game.

[Jake Trolley]

Really?

[Kevin Ryan]

It was my first year on, like, the big kids team, okay? And I think everybody had to play. And these guys were kicking the shit out of us. And fucking. Our team rallied because I remember my brother and my cousin. Harry. Harry, like my brother. My cousin. No, no, my brother and my dad's buddy's kid, Mark, who were two years older than me, were all on the team, and they were like the fucking stars of the team. And these guys came back from, like, nine nothing. And it got down to fucking. It was like eight to nine. There was like, two guys on base, and I had the fucking bat. I remember the coach going like, you're hurt, right?

[H. Foley]

You're hurt.

[Kevin Ryan]

Everybody's like, who's up? Who's up? Who's up? When all of a sudden, he just goes. I swear to God, just like this grown man, double zero. I was at the snack bar.

[H. Foley]

Foley, get the.

[Kevin Ryan]

He literally goes, henry. And they all went, ah. And I went up there and you didn't stand it.

[H. Foley]

Your ego's shattered at that point.

[Kevin Ryan]

I remember I was, like, winking at the. At the pitcher to try to get him to not.

[H. Foley]

Hey, buddy, give me a. About to set a record here making the bills. Hey, why don't you give me a Cadillac right down Broad Street. Something I can get a piece of.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cadillac, something with the top down. You know what I'm talking?

[H. Foley]

Doors open.

[Kevin Ryan]

He put it neutral. He can't. No. And I fucking struck the fuck out, or I ground it out or something like that.

[Jake Trolley]

Grounded out is better.

[Kevin Ryan]

But I remember fucking just the way that guy with that coach. I can't remember his name. Went down looking Henry, and the whole team was like, fuck.

[H. Foley]

Everybody throwing Gatorades, man. All right, what's the score?

[Jake Trolley]

9 to 4.

[Kevin Ryan]

A lot of high school wrestler paid for that day, I'll tell you that.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Couple of fucking extra headbutts.

[H. Foley]

We have now entered the spin zone.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm winning. Okay, what have we entered?

[H. Foley]

No, this is working. You're getting some headway back.

[Kevin Ryan]

I didn't get tumultuous Neither did I.

[H. Foley]

But you got the other one.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's nine to four.

[Jake Trolley]

Nine to four. All right. Paparazzi. Ooh.

[Kevin Ryan]

Italiano.

[Jake Trolley]

They also, if we want to do Italian, they have paparazzo.

[Kevin Ryan]

Paparazzi. Makes me think of Monica Bocelli. You know her?

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

Princess died.

[Kevin Ryan]

Buzz kill. Why?

[H. Foley]

What happened?

[Kevin Ryan]

Love, Monica Bocelli.

[Jake Trolley]

You don't know who she's from again?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know.

[H. Foley]

You said this the other day.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hot. In Italian.

[H. Foley]

I need to Google it. Or someone said. All right, I got it. I think.

[Kevin Ryan]

I think Leo took a run at her. Shout out to him. Hold on a second.

[H. Foley]

You know who I like? That Angelo Rigatoni.

[Kevin Ryan]

Papa Roach.

[H. Foley]

Cut my life into business.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got this for sure.

[H. Foley]

All right. Pa.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on.

[H. Foley]

How many points?

[Kevin Ryan]

Four.

[H. Foley]

Okay, I'm gonna wager two.

[Kevin Ryan]

Changing the rules. Okay.

[H. Foley]

Pa. Pp.

[Kevin Ryan]

Huh?

[H. Foley]

A, R, A.

[Jake Trolley]

Wrong.

[H. Foley]

Wrong.

[Jake Trolley]

One P. One P. Whoa.

[Kevin Ryan]

It sucks.

[Jake Trolley]

P, A, P, A, R, a Z.

[H. Foley]

Z, I, ZZ Top P, A P.

[Kevin Ryan]

A, R, A Z, Z, I. You didn't have it 1p. Right there. Okay, show the people. 1p. All right, so I lost four points.

[H. Foley]

No, we're not losing.

[Jake Trolley]

We're not losing.

[Kevin Ryan]

You are, though.

[H. Foley]

Okay, it's nine. Seven.

[Jake Trolley]

No, it's seven. Four.

[H. Foley]

Seven, four.

[Kevin Ryan]

Coming back.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Let's throw in a little multiplicate multiplication. Multiple multiple choice questions. No multiplic multiplication. Yeah, yeah, a little math. Let's just jazz it up a little bit.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like to sound.

[H. Foley]

Spelling ain't your strong suit, but none.

[Kevin Ryan]

Of this new math shit.

[Jake Trolley]

But I. Yeah, I mean, I hate long division. I don't think I could do this myself.

[Kevin Ryan]

Long. I think you said multiple choice or multiple multiplication.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah, well, he just.

[H. Foley]

Okay, do multiplication, but.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, fine, dude, long division. I'll smoke you. Go.

[H. Foley]

All right, Smoke me. Like one of your doobies.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. Four.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

Outside the little box.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You're so young.

[Jake Trolley]

I hate. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Four divided by.

[H. Foley]

No, no, because it's whatever. Divided by four.

[Kevin Ryan]

Right.

[Jake Trolley]

It's so. 8212 divided by four.

[Kevin Ryan]

8212 divided by four.

[H. Foley]

All right. I think. Well, I'm dusting it off here. I think I might have.

[Jake Trolley]

It should play somewhat easy.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Jake Trolley]

If we. If we were brushed up on these skills.

[H. Foley]

4. I think I have it. It's all coming back to me.

[Jake Trolley]

I could go to seventh grade as well.

[H. Foley]

What. What year is this?

[Jake Trolley]

Junior high. Something.

[H. Foley]

Jesus.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[H. Foley]

What do you got, Foley? Oh, that's all the time we have for the day, folks.

[Kevin Ryan]

I gotta go to the bathroom.

[H. Foley]

I think I'm sick.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I go to the nurse's office? Four divided by eight?

[H. Foley]

No, you're saying it backwards. 18,200.

[Kevin Ryan]

18,000. Oh, I didn't know that. I thought it was 8,000.

[H. Foley]

No, 18,000. 8,000 would be significantly easier.

[Kevin Ryan]

18,212.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Divided by four. Four.

[H. Foley]

Okay, so what's your first move here?

[Kevin Ryan]

Four goes into 18. Four times.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

So you put the four on top.

[H. Foley]

Of what, above the eight.

[Kevin Ryan]

And then you put the 16 down there. And then you count. Then you subtract that.

[H. Foley]

That leaves you with What, a deuce?

[Kevin Ryan]

22.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Okay. You got it.

[Kevin Ryan]

So four goes into 22.

[H. Foley]

Oh, boy. Maybe you don't.

[Jake Trolley]

Dude, I would not be able.

[Kevin Ryan]

Seven times.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes, it does. Seven times four is 21.

[H. Foley]

Three times seven? I don't know. Five times four is 20.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh. Five times four? Five times four is 20. So five, 20 is two again. Then you got 212.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Damn. Wait, hold on. Let me get a fresh piece of paper. Hold on. 4.

[H. Foley]

Do a time lapse on this.

[Kevin Ryan]

5 is 22. 2112. 3. 400.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

4553.

[H. Foley]

Yep.

[Jake Trolley]

Good job, boys.

[H. Foley]

There you go. Wow. I haven't done that in 25 years.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Came back to me pretty good. Any more brain busters?

[Kevin Ryan]

And I wagered 100,000 points.

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right. Fair enough.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's next?

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so what's the score? So it's. It's eight now. Eight to five. 100,000. Five.

[Kevin Ryan]

Eight to five.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. Let's do no more baby rules from here on out.

[H. Foley]

Fair enough. And we'll do four big words, okay? Four tough ones.

[Jake Trolley]

I got one.

[H. Foley]

And here's the thing. Make them tough. Tougher than the ones we had before, okay? Caveat. Kippy coming in. Changing the rules. Long division. I sweat in the shower. Shout out to Brody.

[Kevin Ryan]

A new movie was reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes. It got four pickles. Shout out to Brody.

[H. Foley]

I remember when that killed us.

[Kevin Ryan]

We were dying.

[H. Foley]

Brody Stevens came to New York or when we felt like for like two weeks or a week or something, it was. Man, we were seeing them everywhere. Just dying, dying, laughing.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was on a special.

[H. Foley]

Cut out a hangover.

[Kevin Ryan]

Got four pickles. Shout out to him.

[H. Foley]

So we'll do this. Four hard words, very hot. Like, give us, like, little kid.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get some dining. Get some dinosaurs in there. Little fuck this guy. Start wrecking the crew.

[H. Foley]

And then we'll do whoever gets the most letters, right?

[Kevin Ryan]

I like this.

[H. Foley]

You know what I mean? So it's A. It's a scale. You have to get kind of close because we're both gonna probably get it wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

I need paper.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're like the fucking teacher's assistant. Fucking prick.

[Jake Trolley]

Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus.

[H. Foley]

There's a lot of peas in there. Huh? Or is there a lot of peas in there?

[Jake Trolley]

Three P's in a row.

[H. Foley]

Can you see if any word in the English dictionary has three P's in a row?

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I ask a question? For all of our benefits, how many S's are there?

[Jake Trolley]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

No, that's part of it. Because if one of us gets it wrong, you're taking the choice of how many letters you got, right or wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

All right, I'm locked.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm locked as well. Hold on. Okay. Hippopotamus.

[Jake Trolley]

Hippopotamus.

[H. Foley]

H. Yep.

[Kevin Ryan]

I.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

P. P. Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

O.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes. P. Yes. O, T. Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

I.

[Jake Trolley]

Wrong.

[H. Foley]

Fuck. Hippopotamus.

[Kevin Ryan]

Are you with me on this?

[H. Foley]

No, I thought. Dude, the only hard thing to me was how many peas.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on. Hippo. H, I, P, P, O, P, O, T. I, M, U, S, S. Thomas.

[H. Foley]

Hippopotomus.

[Kevin Ryan]

Thomas.

[H. Foley]

Timus. It's not a. Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus. Hippopotamus.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, so what is it?

[H. Foley]

Potomus.

[Kevin Ryan]

Another O?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Nope.

[Jake Trolley]

A. Wow.

[H. Foley]

Okay, so we each got that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Did you get mu. Is it muss?

[Jake Trolley]

No, it's just mus.

[H. Foley]

What'd you have?

[Kevin Ryan]

Muss?

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You're down two letters. Also. Just strategy. Don't go adding letters if we're being awful. Letter. All right. Yeah. Damn.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, what are we at now?

[H. Foley]

I'm an idiot.

[Jake Trolley]

So now we are doing it by the letter.

[H. Foley]

Starting fresh here.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, so Starting fresh here.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay. So. So he got one letter wrong. Fully got two letters wrong.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay, so you want the lowest.

[H. Foley]

You want the lowest score? 2.

[Kevin Ryan]

1. 2, 1. Okay, go.

[Jake Trolley]

Okay, this one's tough. Consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, fucking door. I said fucking dinosaurs, man. Consequently.

[Jake Trolley]

Consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

Consequently.

[Jake Trolley]

Consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, consequently, he lost his job?

[H. Foley]

Yes, Foley. Consequently, he got the word wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cons.

[Jake Trolley]

O. Su.

[Kevin Ryan]

Quint.

[H. Foley]

It's Native American.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. Consequently, you spell it.

[H. Foley]

What do you got?

[Kevin Ryan]

Wait, hold on. I forgot about something. Can I. Can I respell it?

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

I'd like to buy a vowel.

[Jake Trolley]

Consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

Consequently. Or consequently, you fucking.

[Jake Trolley]

I mean, I'm giving you phonetic definition.

[Kevin Ryan]

How do you say it?

[Jake Trolley]

I mean, consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

Consequently. There's an I mean.

[H. Foley]

I mean, there's not an I?

[Jake Trolley]

No.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, good. Consequently. C, O, N. Yes. C, O.

[Jake Trolley]

C, O. Fuck.

[Kevin Ryan]

Conso. Wait. What? Wait.

[H. Foley]

Spell.

[Kevin Ryan]

It out. The C. Is the C silent? The C has an S sound, consequently. Is that an S?

[Jake Trolley]

S is also S, isn't it?

[H. Foley]

You know what else makes it pretty good S sound? Ivy.

[Kevin Ryan]

I thought it was.

[H. Foley]

You are as dumb as the day is, consequently.

[Kevin Ryan]

C, O, N. C, O, Q, U, E, N, T, L, Y.

[H. Foley]

Did DJ Lander do this remix? Consequently, no. C, O, N. Yes. S, E, Q.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on. C, O, N. S, E, Q.

[H. Foley]

Right.

[Jake Trolley]

Yep.

[H. Foley]

S, E, Q.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hold on. S, E, Q. Okay. U.

[H. Foley]

There you go.

[Kevin Ryan]

E, N, T, L, Y. I got two.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so Foley is up to four. Kippy stays at one.

[H. Foley]

You had more than two letters wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Jake Trolley]

Nah, he had. He had two.

[Kevin Ryan]

Two.

[Jake Trolley]

The S and the E. The Co. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Did you have a Q in there?

[Kevin Ryan]

Q?

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I didn't know I got a U. 2. That's what I go back and redo. Forgot they roll together.

[H. Foley]

Did you bring your boys with you?

[Kevin Ryan]

Everybody's getting gripped up. Fucking Q. And you come through the streets.

[H. Foley]

Okay. All right. So you're Steve's.

[Kevin Ryan]

Those two.

[H. Foley]

You're what? Plus two. So you have four. I have no. I have one.

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah, Bullshit. Are you ready?

[Kevin Ryan]

Whatever.

[H. Foley]

We'll do two more.

[Jake Trolley]

Two more.

[Kevin Ryan]

Carving my name into this table. A couple of minutes.

[H. Foley]

This clutch sucks.

[Kevin Ryan]

Throw a chair at Luke. Yeah. Call my mom.

[H. Foley]

I swear to God, come back and shoot this place. That's not funny.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's terrible.

[Jake Trolley]

All right.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right.

[Jake Trolley]

Decentralization.

[H. Foley]

It's pretty easy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is it?

[Jake Trolley]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Why don't you expel it?

[H. Foley]

But you know how to spell central, right? How do you attack this? Okay, pause. How do you attack this?

[Kevin Ryan]

This.

[H. Foley]

This one? Specifically. D. Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

How do you take this?

[H. Foley]

Nuts. It's just. This is like school for you. Did you give up and start fucking around, giving me a ration of shit? Okay. Spell it.

[Kevin Ryan]

You. You. You spell it.

[H. Foley]

You talking about fat bald bastard, you spell the word. Tell me I ain't never gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna be a rock star. I don't need to spell this word. Quit.

[Kevin Ryan]

My dad. Spell my.

[H. Foley]

Spell my asshole on your face. You bow legged. You knew. You. Right. Desert.

[Kevin Ryan]

At this point in class, I'd be setting something on fire.

[H. Foley]

Putting gum in someone.

[Kevin Ryan]

All right. D. Central.

[Jake Trolley]

Decentralization.

[Kevin Ryan]

Centralization. I got it.

[Jake Trolley]

Decentralization.

[H. Foley]

You got this one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Decentralization. D, E, C, E, N, T, R, A, L, I, S. A, I, S, A, T, I, O, N. What are you talking about?

[H. Foley]

Z Centralization.

[Kevin Ryan]

Centralization.

[H. Foley]

Decentralized. You've seen these Words written.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's the only thing that I missed. Yeah, that's pretty good. All right, so I got one.

[H. Foley]

Decentralization is how, like, inmates spell when they write letters. Putting an S in there so Cam.

[Jake Trolley]

Newton would spell it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hell of a quarterback.

[H. Foley]

He didn't need to learn how to read, that guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Go for a long ball, that's a win.

[H. Foley]

That's what you want with the ball in their hand.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kid's got a fucking arm on. All right.

[Jake Trolley]

All right. So five to one.

[Kevin Ryan]

Five to one.

[H. Foley]

The last one. All right.

[Jake Trolley]

Why last one?

[H. Foley]

We gotta wrap it up.

[Jake Trolley]

All right, so Foley gets four to one points.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Jake Trolley]

Triceratops.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now he does the dinosaurs. The one I don't know.

[H. Foley]

It's the most famous one. Which one? Trex.

[Kevin Ryan]

What is Sam Elliott. What is it again?

[H. Foley]

Triceratops.

[Jake Trolley]

Triceratops.

[Kevin Ryan]

Tri.

[Jake Trolley]

Would you like to close this out, Henry?

[Kevin Ryan]

Not really.

[H. Foley]

We have different spellings.

[Jake Trolley]

I love it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Tricero.

[H. Foley]

And it's the one thing I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure.

[Jake Trolley]

I mean. Can I help you?

[H. Foley]

No. He's got to learn how to do it on his own 50. He's gotta learn how to read sometimes.

[Kevin Ryan]

Serotops. I have two spellings he's gonna put.

[Jake Trolley]

In Z in there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can I try the first one first? And the second one second.

[Jake Trolley]

Let's see what happens.

[H. Foley]

Pretty. Yeah, I'm pretty sure they're both wrong.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay. The first one I could be.

[H. Foley]

If I. I mean.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, first one, I have Triceratops.

[Jake Trolley]

Yes.

[Kevin Ryan]

T, R, Y.

[H. Foley]

That's wrong. What next?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, it's not. I know it's a Y.

[H. Foley]

It's T, R, I.

[Kevin Ryan]

It is. All right, well, I had.

[H. Foley]

So then. What else did you not know how to spell in there?

[Kevin Ryan]

I had T, R, Y, S. A, R, R, O. Sarah.

[Jake Trolley]

Tops, dude.

[Kevin Ryan]

Serotops and tops. T, O, P, P, S. And then the second one I had T, R, Y, S. A, R, R, O, T, A, U, P, S. It's not tops.

[Jake Trolley]

Like the fucking card.

[H. Foley]

It's not Sarah, like the girl you went to school with.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sorrow.

[Jake Trolley]

It's Sarah, like Michael. Sarah.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's Sarah, like Michael.

[H. Foley]

Here. Ready? T, R, I, C, E, R, O, T, O, P, S. I got.

[Jake Trolley]

I got one before Kippy got one wrong. You got that. O is supposed to be an A.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay, so what's the score? Two to five.

[Jake Trolley]

You got putty.

[H. Foley]

You put A, Y letters.

[Kevin Ryan]

I got one.

[Jake Trolley]

You added so many letters.

[Kevin Ryan]

E, A, G, L, E, S. Eagles.

[H. Foley]

Go, Birds.

[Kevin Ryan]

Fuck you too. Love you guys. See you next weekend. Peace. Yes. See you next weekend.

[H. Foley]

Peace.