Podcast Summary: Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast – Episode: Ridin' Dirty w/ Mark Normand!
Release Date: April 10, 2025
Hosts: Kevin Ryan & Ted Soley
Guest: Mark Normand
1. Introduction and Podcast Overview
In this episode of "Are You Garbage?," hosts Kevin Ryan and Ted Soley welcome their beloved guest, comedian Mark Normand. The show maintains its signature blend of trashy humor and candid conversations, aiming to determine whether guests—and by extension, the hosts themselves—are "Garbage" in the most entertaining way possible.
2. Guest Introduction: Mark Normand
Mark Normand joins Kevin and Ted fresh from a hectic weekend in Nashville. Despite being visibly tired, Mark brings his characteristic wit and charm to the table.
- Mark Normand: "Good to be back. I love it here. Sorry I'm a little banged up from the Nashville weekend, but we're having a good time." [02:31]
3. Conversation Highlights
a. All-Nighter and Hangover Tales
Mark opens up about the rigors of life on the road, recounting a grueling 24-hour stint without sleep.
- Mark Normand: "They got these after parties with the free drinks and they just keep coming... The whole thing. Diarrhea, puking, gay." [03:12]
Kevin and Ted humorously dissect the aftermath of such nights, emphasizing the chaos of returning home hungover with a newborn.
- Kevin Ryan: "You've been in one." [14:07]
- Mark Normand: "Hungover, no sleep. You know, the whole thing." [03:12]
b. Family Life and Parenting
Mark discusses the challenges of being a family man while juggling a demanding career. He shares humorous anecdotes about parenting, including the awkwardness of arriving home intoxicated.
- Mark Normand: "You gotta fake it. I'm at the airport, puking my guts out. I'm eating a sandwich, going, all right." [03:09]
Ted and Kevin explore the dynamics of maintaining a relationship and family life amidst the pressures of Mark's professional commitments.
c. Comedy Career Insights
The trio delves into Mark's experiences in the comedy world, highlighting his upcoming projects and the realities of performing.
- Mark Normand: "Doing that, by the way." [15:03]
- Kevin Ryan: "We did a premiere page of stage of Village East Cinemas and you guys and Sal Volcano did a fun little joke writing session at the end." [15:30]
Mark reveals his ambitions to expand into producing, reflecting on the collaborative nature of comedy.
d. Anecdotes about Cars and Travel
Mark shares amusing stories related to his love for cars, including mishaps with luxury vehicles and the struggles of parking unique cars in New York.
- Mark Normand: "I got a nice garage at the Atlantic Terminal in Brooklyn. Right. A block away from my house. It got broken into the first week..." [16:08]
Kevin and Ted riff on Mark's experiences, touching on themes of car theft and the absurdities of urban living.
e. Listener Questions and Responses
Throughout the episode, listeners submit provocative questions starting with "Is it garbage if..." prompting humorous and candid responses from the hosts and Mark.
- Listener Question: "Is it garbage to say you work for a business instead of at a business to sound classier?" [24:00]
Mark and the hosts offer witty takes on everyday scenarios, reinforcing the show's playful critique of "garbage" behaviors.
4. Notable Quotes
- Mark Normand: "Hungover, no sleep. You know, the whole thing." [03:12]
- Kevin Ryan: "You’re a good thing you don’t have a waterbed, dude." [04:37]
- Ted Soley: "We could never figure out who the fuck was in here with the A marker like that." [26:29]
- Kevin Ryan: "You prefer burger? Randy Burger." [29:10]
- Mark Normand: "Yeah, I think it's a guy. Oh, I thought..." [11:15]
- Ted Soley: "You can't be doing that, Norman. You do it out of state if you want." [05:37]
These quotes encapsulate the playful and irreverent tone that defines the podcast, offering listeners a glimpse into the humorous banter between the hosts and their guest.
5. Conclusion and Upcoming Events
As the episode wraps up, Mark shares his upcoming travel plans and new projects, expressing excitement about performing across various cities and internationally.
- Mark Normand: "I'm going all over the limey foggy London town. I'm going to Belfast and Glasgow and all that and London and card and then I'm going to Australia later in the year." [61:19]
Kevin and Ted invite listeners to join them on their road trips, hinting at new shows and encouraging audience engagement through their website and social media channels.
- Ted Soley: "Watch Truth 66 on the YouTube page. Grab some cards of the new card games out. Yeah." [61:45]
6. Final Thoughts
"Are You Garbage? Ridin' Dirty with Mark Normand!" delivers a hearty mix of humor, personal stories, and insightful conversations. The candid interactions between Kevin, Ted, and Mark provide both laughs and relatable moments, all while maintaining the show's unique trashy charm. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the podcast, this episode offers a comprehensive and entertaining glimpse into the lives of comedians navigating fame, family, and the occasional messy mishap.
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