Smoking at Disney w/ Kippy & Foley! - Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Transcript

H. Foley (0:00)

Gang, breaking news from here at Antuties. We are about to drop the Are you Garbage? Comedy special.

Kevin Ryan (0:05)

Yeah, it's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing. Are youe Garbage? YouTube page. Sign up subscribe now. Live premiere February 25th. Let's go.

H. Foley (0:21)

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are youe Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals, individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you Garbage? Hey, it's that little show. We sit down your favorite comedians and we find that at the group to be classy. Yeah, but they're just a big old piece of trash.

Kevin Ryan (0:54)

Garbage.

H. Foley (0:55)

I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition. She's upstairs, just got her brand new dress.

Kevin Ryan (1:03)

Okay.

H. Foley (1:03)

For the big Route 66 premiere. I told this dumb broad we're not doing a premiere like that, okay? She's trying to get Jon hamm as her plus one.

Kevin Ryan (1:12)

She's dressing up as the youth for the YouTube premiere.

H. Foley (1:14)

I said it's just virtual, honey. There's no red carpet.

Kevin Ryan (1:18)

It's the Internet, toots. This ain't on Netflix.

H. Foley (1:21)

Ain't the Golden Globes, baby. There's no brick and mortar. We're online passing savings on the. You Mike Hollows is coming at you from a. Across the table is what we call family episode. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies. He is the CEO of Are you Garbage? He is an international businessman and the executive producer of the feature documentary Route 66.

Kevin Ryan (1:45)

Sure.

H. Foley (1:45)

Kevin. James Ryan, everybody.

Kevin Ryan (1:47)

What up? Get my scarf and lower the lights. What up, gang? Shout out to you. First of all, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate review. Subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available on Spotify. Then the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. are you garbage? You go over there, you get all that bonus content. But that's not why. That's not what we're here to talk about. There's been rumblings you may or may not have heard. You may or may not have seen a post the Route 66 special. Big man coming out. The boys are doing an RU Garbage special. It encompasses two weeks of us on the road, all the cities we've hit. On the Route 66 tour special. Yeah, it's a tour special. So there's a lot of stuff from the stage, from Chicago, St. Lou, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Flagstaff, Las Vegas, Los Angeles. Lot of behind the scenes stuff. Lot of fucking on the bus, at the hotels. The boys hit a state fair in Oklahoma.

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Smoking at Disney" – Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Episode Overview In the February 13, 2025 episode of Are You Garbage?, hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley dive into a lively and humorous discussion centered around their upcoming "Route 66" comedy special. Titled "Smoking at Disney w/ Kippy & Foley!", the episode blends behind-the-scenes insights from their tour with their signature comedic banter, listener-submitted jokes, and playful interactions with their producer, Luke.

1. Introduction and Route 66 Special Announcement The episode kicks off with Kevin and H. Foley enthusiastically introducing their latest project—the "Route 66" comedy special. Filmed during their extensive tour along the historic Route 66, the special promises a blend of city-specific comedy, candid moments on the bus, and various antics encountered on the road.

Kevin Ryan [00:05]: "It's a special we shot on the Route 66 tour. It includes comedy from each city, a bunch of behind the scenes on the bus. I'm talking beers, heaters, someone shits their pants. It's a whole thing."

They emphasize the grassroots approach of releasing the special on their YouTube page, urging listeners to subscribe and participate in the live premiere on February 25th.

2. Behind the Scenes of the Route 66 Tour The hosts provide an in-depth look at their Route 66 tour, detailing the cities they've visited, such as Chicago, St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Flagstaff, Las Vegas, and Los Angeles. They share anecdotes about performing at state fairs, exploring dive bars, and interacting with locals, showcasing the authentic American experience.

H. Foley [02:44]: "It's a real slice of Americana."

They discuss the logistical challenges and financial investments involved in producing the special, highlighting their dedication to delivering genuine and unfiltered content to their audience.

3. Family Episode Banter Transitioning into a more relaxed segment, Kevin and H. Foley engage in playful banter about production roles and responsibilities. Their conversation reveals the dynamics behind the scenes, including humorous exchanges about titles like "executive producer" and the day-to-day tasks handled by their producer, Luke.

Kevin Ryan [05:05]: "What's the bad one? What's. What's is producer. What's the better producer?"
H. Foley [05:20]: "I want line producer. I got to put the cash up."

This lighthearted dialogue underscores the camaraderie and humorous tension among the team, adding depth to their on-air personas.

4. Listener Questions and Comedy Bits A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to responding to listener-submitted questions and jokes. The trio tackles a range of topics, from everyday dilemmas to absurd scenarios, infusing each response with their unique comedic style.

Listener Submission [34:35]: "Ever call shotgun while being taken into police custody? I call shoddy."
- Kevin Ryan [34:36]: "That's a good time."
Listener Submission [35:07]: "What is garbage if you refer to something that is transparent as see through?"
- H. Foley [35:07]: "That's the dumbest way to say that."

These interactions not only entertain but also engage the audience, showcasing the hosts' quick wit and improvisational skills.

5. Interaction with Producer Luke Producer Luke plays a pivotal role in the episode, often interjecting with his own jokes and comments. The interplay between Luke and the hosts adds another layer of humor and unpredictability to the conversation.

Luke [05:28]: "That's the bad one. Yeah."
Kevin Ryan [06:37]: "What?"

Their dynamic highlights the collaborative effort behind the podcast, emphasizing the importance of each team member in creating a cohesive and entertaining show.

6. Conclusion and Upcoming Projects As the episode nears its end, Kevin and H. Foley reiterate their excitement for the upcoming "Route 66" special and encourage listeners to support their ongoing projects, including the "Back on the Block" tour.

Kevin Ryan [66:34]: "Yes. And we're all over the road. The Back on the Block tour. Tickets are moving, shows are selling out, and as we're doing one run, so we're gonna can't add shows everywhere. So get your tickets now. Don't snooze because you're gonna lose."

They wrap up with heartfelt thanks to their audience, reinforcing their connection with the "army of garbage" that supports and inspires their comedic endeavors.

Notable Quotes

Kevin Ryan [03:09]: "We're not spinning yarns. You know what I mean?"
H. Foley [06:14]: "I have GERD and a little Barrett's esophagus."
Kevin Ryan [34:35]: "Ever call shotgun while being taken into police custody? I call shoddy."

Episode Highlights

Route 66 Special: Detailed overview of the special's content and production.
Comedic Banter: Engaging interactions between hosts and producer, showcasing their chemistry.
Listener Engagement: Responding to audience submissions with humor and relatability.
Upcoming Projects: Promotion of future tours and special releases, maintaining audience interest.

Conclusion The "Smoking at Disney" episode of Are You Garbage? expertly balances promotional content with genuine comedy, offering listeners an entertaining glimpse into the lives of Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, and Luke. Their authentic interactions, combined with clever humor and audience engagement, make this episode a standout addition to the podcast series.