The Great Outdoors Edition w/ Collin Chamberlin

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast" Episode: The Great Outdoors Edition w/ Collin Chamberlin
Release Date: July 14, 2025

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Introduction and Guest Introduction

Timestamp: 00:00 - 02:03

Hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley kick off the episode with their signature humor, setting the tone for a "trashy" yet entertaining discussion. They introduce their guest, Collin Chamberlain, a stand-up comedian and outdoor enthusiast who grew up in Pittsburgh. Colin brings his firsthand experience with hunting and fishing to the conversation, promising an engaging exploration of outdoor adventures.

Notable Quote:

Kevin Ryan (00:01): "We sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they're classy individuals or absolute trash."

Hunting Experiences

Timestamp: 02:03 - 21:18

The discussion delves deep into Colin's hunting experiences, starting from his youth. He shares memories of his grandfather, Pete, and uncles who introduced him to hunting and fishing. Colin recounts his first kill at age 13 and the rigorous hunting seasons in Pennsylvania, emphasizing the traditions and skills passed down through generations.

Key Points:

• Hunting Traditions: Colin describes the annual hunting trips with his family, the preparation involved, and the cultural significance of hunting in his upbringing.
• Gun Safety and Skills: He highlights the importance of gun safety taught by his grandfather and the proficiency he developed with his .32 Winchester Special lever-action rifle.
• Field Dressing: Colin shares a memorable moment when his grandfather demonstrated how to field dress a deer, symbolizing the rite of passage for young hunters.

Notable Quotes:

Collin Chamberlain (06:27): "I could take a gun apart and clean it."

Kevin Ryan (14:00): "What would you have? A scope like a laser."

Collin Chamberlain (21:28): "We didn't drink the deer's blood, but my grandfather put some on my hat to show that I was now part of the hunting tradition."

Fishing Adventures

Timestamp: 21:18 - 38:14

Transitioning from hunting, the conversation shifts to fishing. Colin shares his experiences fishing in Lake Erie and Paimatuning Lake, detailing the types of fish he's pursued and the challenges faced, such as dealing with various bait and understanding fish behavior.

Key Points:

• Types of Fishing: Freshwater fishing for species like trout, bass, and flounder; and occasional deep-sea excursions.
• Bait Selection: Discussion on using live bait like worms and minnows versus artificial lures like Gulp Power Bait.
• Fishing Techniques: Colin explains methods like fly fishing, trolling, and surf fishing, highlighting the differences and personal preferences.

Notable Quotes:

Kevin Ryan (24:03): "I like to order to be clear. Like Lake Tahoe. That's clear."

Collin Chamberlain (30:47): "Start getting comfortable with things that are not comfortable."

Colin Chamberlain (35:03): "I took an ex-girlfriend camping for her birthday, just the two of us. It was terrible. 48 hours of everyone being miserable."

Listener Questions and Stories

Timestamp: 35:08 - 68:15

The hosts and Colin engage with listener-submitted questions from Patreon. These questions range from lighthearted inquiries about hunting mishaps to humorous anecdotes about outdoor adventures gone wrong. Colin and the hosts share personal stories, adding comedic flair to each narrative.

Key Points:

• Hunting with Minimal Gear: A listener asks about hunting with just a knife, leading to a humorous discussion on the practicality and safety of such an endeavor.
• Accidental Hunting Stories: Colin recounts accidental encounters, such as hitting a rabbit with a BB gun, infusing the stories with humor and relatability.
• Family Hunting Traditions: Listeners share stories about family hunting trips, emphasizing the blend of tradition and comedy in outdoor activities.

Notable Quotes:

Kevin Ryan (50:04): "My best friend's dad took us hunting when we were 12 and his younger brother was 8. He held up the deer's dick and threw it at the 8-year-old. Good times."

H. Foley (54:16): "Have you ever caught yourself with a hook? I've almost had a circumcising yourself."

Camping and Outdoor Mishaps

Timestamp: 34:06 - 57:08

The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts and Colin discuss camping experiences. They share stories about failed camping trips, dealing with wildlife, and the humorous side of outdoor survival.

Key Points:

• Failed Camping Trips: Colin narrates a disastrous camping trip with an ex-girlfriend, highlighting the challenges of outdoor living.
• Wildlife Encounters: Stories about encounters with seagulls attacking campers and accidental shootings add humor and unpredictability to the outdoor experience.
• Preparation and Gear: The importance of proper preparation, including carrying the right gear like rifles and bait, is emphasized through funny anecdotes.

Notable Quotes:

H. Foley (49:58): "My stepdad took us hunting, and one time a deer jumped through the driver's side window and kicked him in the face."

Colin Chamberlain (57:08): "I didn't do it on purpose. There was one that was still alive, but his leg was all fucked up. It was the worst day ever."

Conclusion and Guest Promotions

Timestamp: 68:15 - End

As the episode wraps up, Colin shares information about his upcoming projects and YouTube series, inviting listeners to check out his content. The hosts express gratitude to Collin for joining and tease future episodes focused on outdoor themes.

Notable Quote:

Colin Chamberlain (68:55): "I did bring a mouth call too. This is called a turkey mouth call. So this is a diaphragm call. It might be loud."

Guest Promotions:

• YouTube Series: Colin promotes his series "Booth in the Back" and "Out of the Club," which focus on hunting and fishing with a comedic twist.

Key Takeaways

• Generational Traditions: Hunting and fishing are deeply ingrained in Colin's family, showcasing how traditions shape personal interests and skills.
• Humor in Outdoors: The hosts and guest effectively blend humor with outdoor anecdotes, making the discussions both entertaining and relatable.
• Practical vs. Comedic: While sharing practical tips on hunting and fishing, the conversation often veers into comedic territory, highlighting the lighter side of outdoor activities.

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Note: This summary excludes advertisement segments and non-content sections, focusing solely on the engaging discussions between the hosts and guest Colin Chamberlain about hunting, fishing, and outdoor adventures.

Transcript

[Kevin Ryan]

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are youe Garbage? It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy. Just a big old piece of trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toady's in a new edition. She just got knocked out by the lady down the street.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hit her with a two piece. Clean as a whiskey.

[H. Foley]

Eat the biscuit.

[Kevin Ryan]

The kids were screaming. World star.

[H. Foley]

Well, okay. You dated yourself.

[Kevin Ryan]

My cousin's coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are you Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world and I love him. Give it up for kj Kevin. James Ryan, everybody.

[H. Foley]

What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in as always. Please make sure you rate View subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. God damn. Fucking climbing the charts over there. And then the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com garbage. You go over there, get all that bonus content.

[Kevin Ryan]

Gang, gang. We're doing a little theme episode. This episode.

[H. Foley]

On this episode. Good morning. Good morning. I'll come to you with this morning.

[Kevin Ryan]

Good morning, gang. We're doing a fun theme on this episode. And we brought in a. An amateur expert.

[H. Foley]

I would okay this thing contradict each.

[Kevin Ryan]

Other to help us out a little bit. He's a very funny, very successful standup comedian. Gonna be on the road with us this fall. Saw a little bit of him out there Madison, last run.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Right. Couple other looking at me.

[H. Foley]

You were there. This is your first day around here.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's a good pal. Ours grew up in Pittsburgh. Little hunting, little fishing. He's gonna be here to guide us through. Give it up for Colin Chamberlain, everybody.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Thank you.

[Kevin Ryan]

Boys sitting in Kippy's seat.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Appreciate. Appreciate being here.

[H. Foley]

Thanks for coming.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We're mixing it up a bit and fully. Good. Good meeting you for the first time.

[Kevin Ryan]

What, you're from Pittsburgh?

[H. Foley]

Where do I know you from? Were you in Milwaukee with me?

[Kevin Ryan]

I couldn't live in other cities.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He lives in Madison. We got him on zoom.

[H. Foley]

Pam. He's hologram.

[Kevin Ryan]

We were in Madison. We were in Minnesota.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Michigan, right? Sure. Together. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You guys Sound like you're dating and you don't want anybody to know.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, we were there, baby. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Glad I never met this guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

And shout out to new guy Luke over there. The corner office man.

[H. Foley]

Really shooting from the hip today. Jesus Christ.

[Kevin Ryan]

Let's get Ryan Diesel in here.

[H. Foley]

This guy's on goofball.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hey, by the way, shout out to the troops, huh? We're here to talk about the woods.

[H. Foley]

Stop saying that.

[Kevin Ryan]

I ain't talking about what you and your buddies do in the woods.

[Colin Chamberlain]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know.

[H. Foley]

Good. Like night crawlers.

[Colin Chamberlain]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Nothing. Playing high debate, huh?

[H. Foley]

Look at that. Chum in the water.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There's no fishing rod.

[H. Foley]

I brought my rod.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just a couple of worms and a hamster.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

Listen, let's screw it around. Serious broadcast. It's a theme episode. We're doing the woods. We're doing outdoor stuff.

[H. Foley]

Outdoors.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, outdoors.

[H. Foley]

All right, hold on. Let me try to quarterback this thing for a minute.

[Kevin Ryan]

So Colin grew up in Pittsburgh.

[H. Foley]

That's all I'm talking.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He was on the road with you.

[H. Foley]

He's got cute cars.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They're on the back of the bott.

[Kevin Ryan]

So I hear you do a little stand up comedy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The bottle's sweater.

[H. Foley]

Who was it, Brando, that used to put the lines on the back of people?

[Colin Chamberlain]

He's reading them off the back of my head.

[H. Foley]

No. So you, you, you grew up in Pittsburgh, so I'm told.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, we've gotten that down.

[Kevin Ryan]

They put french fries in their sandwiches.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They sure do. Outside. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Pitts, you, you, you grew up more rural. More, more. Pittsburgh is like a redneck Philly.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yes.

[H. Foley]

You guys are a little more country.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's where the Kentucky would come from.

[H. Foley]

A little.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Well, you know, you have Pittsburgh, much like Philly. It's like you have the city and then most people don't actually. And they begin with the letter P. And most people don't really live in this city. Sure, it live 20 to 30 minutes away from the city, but it get.

[H. Foley]

Your Pittsburgh gets way more rural than Philadelphia. Philadelphia a little more.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's a little shittier.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Let's just be honest. I would say it gets. It gets a little more. Yeah, there's a lot more people going like up to camp and Pittsburgh.

[Kevin Ryan]

A lot of lake houses, blue collar guys. Yeah, A lot of, you know, you know our buddy Nick Angelo, Shout out to him. You know what Pittsburgh's famous for? Having a toilet in the basement.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, that's the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just the toilet.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. That's for what it's called the Pittsburgh Potty.

[Kevin Ryan]

The Pittsburgh Potty.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. They all these old. And the stories that, like when people would come home from like the steel mills and stuff, they would be down there and change. There'd be a sink and a toilet, and that's be the first thing they would do is like, go. So you'll go into these old houses and it'll just be like. It'll be like a piano, a old pool table from a big lots and a toilet with no curtain or anything. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

A lot of parlors over there too, right in the house and parlor, like right to the right to the left when you walk in.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, there's a lot of parlors.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like. Like the room you don't sit in.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's with all the furniture had like plastic on it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Lace curtains and stuff.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Full of hard candy.

[H. Foley]

Sure. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Smell of stew going. Probably some swirl meat in it.

[H. Foley]

That's good eating.

[Kevin Ryan]

Which you did a lot of hunting and fishing growing up.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I did, yeah.

[H. Foley]

I.

[Kevin Ryan]

The kid's back.

[H. Foley]

That was a. That was a seamless transition by the big dog.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got a gun on you now?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I. I actually duct taped one to one of our chairs. That's how we're going to close the show. Y.

[H. Foley]

He just hand you a pin from a grenade?

[Kevin Ryan]

One bullet on the table.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

So we. I mean, we. Like. Like the big dog said, we spent a lot of time in the van together. You were. You were in the same. You were in the first. The Patreon knows you made one or two Patreon episodes. A lot of time in the van. And we kind of play ayg. We get that your background. When we're in a road trip together, of course, we were peppering you with the questions, the whole nine yards.

[Kevin Ryan]

And you know who stinks?

[H. Foley]

Shout out to it. Brank caller. Prank caller. You. You. I didn't realize you were that much of a hunter and fisherman.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, very.

[H. Foley]

At an early age. What was it? When did you start? When were you introduced to the outdoors business?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I was.

[H. Foley]

When did you get your first kill?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I. When I was 13.

[Kevin Ryan]

13.

[Colin Chamberlain]

13 was the first time I ever shot something. But I started hunting and fishing. I mean, I was fishing as a. Like a young kid, five, maybe four years old Now.

[Kevin Ryan]

What kind of fishing are we talking about? You throw it out and you. When you. When you reel it in, you start screaming.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Throw a bo. Somebody puts a worm on a hook. You stand there and you know. Yeah. You freak out.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

When you catch a fish.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sunnies.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But I started. I started hunting when I was like probably 9 or 10 years old. And it was very popular to, like, my grandfather did it. My uncle, who wasn't really. Everybody in Pittsburgh has like an uncle that's not their uncle. Sure.

[H. Foley]

Very. It's very. It's not even regional. It's dirt bag.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

It's like, hey, this is. It's always like Uncle Randy or Uncle Guy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Uncle Larry. This was the crew that went up hunting. It was my grandfather, whose name was Elmer, but everybody called him Pete. My uncle who wasn't my uncle Larry. A guy named Boone, who. I never learned his first name. Tom. And Tom's son never also learned Tom's son's name. It was always just Tom's son.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's got molestation written all over it.

[H. Foley]

What the hell kind of cub Scout.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Were you involved with? So that was the crew, but, like, you would. It was not.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where would you go? Was there a cabin?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. So in Pittsburgh, about two hours north of Pittsburgh is a place called Pima Tuming, Pennsylvania. Whereas if you're from Pittsburgh, you would say Pima Tuning. Yeah. And you would go up to Paima Tuming.

[Kevin Ryan]

Probably not too many good Mexican restaurants.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And I remember we would always say, like, because that's where we went on vacation. Be like, we're gonna go up to my grandparents camp in Paima Tuming. And it was once.

[H. Foley]

Sounds like you're having a stroke.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Then you get older and you're like, oh, it's a trailer. Like, we were in a legitimate.

[H. Foley]

That is like, you call it the cat. We're going up to camp and it's like. Right.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, it's just a trailer with a.

[Kevin Ryan]

Was it only dudes?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, it was pretty much all dudes.

[Kevin Ryan]

No ass up there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, not. But it was. It was a. Yeah. Hey, what do you think I was there for? Let's play hide the antlers. But it was. It was a way for these people, like, to get away from their family.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Like, it was their fate. Like, my grandfather did not miss a Pennsylvania deer season his whole life.

[Kevin Ryan]

Which runs from when to when it runs from.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's starting.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There is a. There is a time. You got a strike.

[H. Foley]

Couple of steamers.

[Colin Chamberlain]

When I started hunting, it was the Monday after Thanksgiving. It was, without question, Thanksgiving. What happened? You would get in a car. Friday, you drive up to camp. Friday, Saturday, Sunday, take off school. Monday, Tuesday, come back Wednesday.

[Kevin Ryan]

That is. How long was the season?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Season's about three weeks.

[Kevin Ryan]

Three weeks.

[H. Foley]

And they just change how many you're allowed to get. You'll ought to get one.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You can shoot one. If you have a permit, you can get it. You can kill one antler.

[H. Foley]

That caveat.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. You gotta have a per. Because. Well, a lot of people didn't. But you could have one antler to one antlerless. If you have the right permit.

[Kevin Ryan]

Lady.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Well, you know. Don't.

[H. Foley]

Bitch had it coming. She shouldn't have been standing.

[Kevin Ryan]

She saw me kill the guy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them running around. You know, she might talk. Yeah. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

I didn't know you shot does. Yeah, that's a female deer. City folk out there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. You can shoot a doe. A lot of people shoot does. Bucks are harder to shoot because there's less bucks. We have. There's also. Because there's.

[H. Foley]

There's in the herd.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. There's an overpopulation of female deer right now. Of doe.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I like those odds.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Yeah, you do pretty well. Yeah, you should have the Crawford County.

[H. Foley]

You should be the talk of the town, dude. You'd be out there. Stunning. Clean it up.

[Kevin Ryan]

Doing a little rock.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He could be right around the woods with hangers coming off his head.

[Kevin Ryan]

Ladies.

[H. Foley]

Rubbing your back on a tree.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's that? Musk. Hey.

[H. Foley]

Peeing on yourself. What is that? There's a big deer urine thing. Yeah, I've been in more rural areas and you can buy to like gas stations.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's good for arthritis.

[H. Foley]

A little dabble.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's that and turmeric, you know, it's supposed to help with cholesterol.

[H. Foley]

Good for inflammation.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I didn't know which one you were supposed to ingest, so I did.

[Kevin Ryan]

Both to mix it. Methylated urine.

[H. Foley]

It's great on an Italian hoagie.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's Mike's way, I think they call that, you know. But yeah, the deer pee is very popular. It was. I think it sort of died out. I think people realized that was a scam.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's that to do?

[H. Foley]

Get me the deer.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, because you would put it on your boots. Because the big thing was you didn't want to leave your scent coming in to camp to wherever you were going and leaving from. So you would put it around your boots. Some people put it on their clothes and let it sit overnight.

[Kevin Ryan]

Smell bad?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, it smells like deer pee. Have you ever smelled.

[H. Foley]

It's not Tommy Hilfiger. Black.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Have you ever smelled stale pee? That's what it smells like. And you know, you like some guys who go nuts with it. But I remember that dude that put.

[Kevin Ryan]

It all over his body and he got up.

[H. Foley]

Did you ever see that? Remember those collect commercials? There was. There was in the early 2000s, a lot of footage of people getting attacked by deer. And it was.

[Kevin Ryan]

It was good old days.

[H. Foley]

It was because they would pee. They would use the deer piss and it would.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You know, it's like a pharaoh young.

[H. Foley]

Buck would come out.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Try to melt you. Try to take you.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Right on top.

[H. Foley]

What do you have? It's a solid practice still done.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

If you're using other hunting methods, like playing with the wind and minimizing personal scent.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. They make a lot of clothes now that sort of get rid of your scent for.

[H. Foley]

You really can't come for Foley.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. He'll be in a ghillie suit.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm right here. When you would go up there. But if you were up there in the trailer, there probably was. Was there a shower in there?

[Colin Chamberlain]

There was a shower, but because we were on a. Well, it smelled like sulfur, so it smelled like eggs. It was brutal.

[Kevin Ryan]

So you'd be up there kicking.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We'd be up there. Here's how. I'm not even kidding. Here's how you get clean. You would wash off in the sink, and then you would just sit outside and like, air out. You would just sit outside. And the other thing was, we used special soap that didn't have a lot.

[Kevin Ryan]

Of fragrance, like lava.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We used. I was like, I think it might have just been candle wax. I'll be honest.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. But it was like, when you're eating.

[Kevin Ryan]

Up, they probably stay away. Italian dishes and like that.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It was a lot of, you know, like, there was like one restaurant that serves walleye, you know, and as a nine year old, you're, like, delicious.

[Kevin Ryan]

We were some. We were somewhere on tour a couple years ago where there was a big walleye tournament.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's huge. And especially in those, like, lake area. Lake Erie's not far.

[H. Foley]

It was Lake Erie.

[Kevin Ryan]

It was Lake Erie. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

That makes walleye tournament.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But yeah, I mean, you're just up there as a kid and like, that's how I grew up. And it was like. I didn't think. And no true adult supervision. Like, that's the real.

[Kevin Ryan]

Who taught you how to shoot? Like, grandfather Gun safety.

[H. Foley]

What do you call your grandfather?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I like, we called him Pappy.

[H. Foley]

Pappy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Pappy taught me how to shoot. And here's a quick.

[Kevin Ryan]

Could you take a gun apart and stuff like that?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I could take a gun blindfolded. No, I'm. No, I'm not In Full Metal Jacket. Yeah. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

He's not in the city.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Waterboard me after this. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

You taking my fingernails out like a John Wick style.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm in a pow.

[Kevin Ryan]

You could take a gun apart and clean it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I've cleaned the guns and stuff, but, like, the safety thing was like, half preached in the sense of like, let's.

[H. Foley]

Let's pull this back a second.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

So the firm when. The first time was the age. What you said 9 or 10 is the first time you went hunting.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

And what was the gun?

[Colin Chamberlain]

The gun was a.32 Winchester special lever action.

[H. Foley]

Is that like the Ching Ching? Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's the caliber?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Boy guns.32 special.32. Yeah. Very similar to a.30 30, which is popular now.

[Kevin Ryan]

30 30.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like a 50.

[Colin Chamberlain]

50.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's more of a half and a half snake bite. Wait, so 30. So that's.32 caliber?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

So that'd be like, try to.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Isn't there a handgun that's a.32 caliber?

[H. Foley]

I'm a Desert Eagle.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There's a. There's a.38 Special.

[Kevin Ryan]

Beretta.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's a caliber.38 Special.

[H. Foley]

They stink.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But these are rifle cartridges, so they're a little different.

[Kevin Ryan]

The guys that sing hu.

[H. Foley]

Loosely.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. 38 special.

[Kevin Ryan]

These guys are all right, man. That was my brother's war song back in the day. 38 special. So this is a serious gun.

[Colin Chamberlain]

As a real gun just put a hole in you. Oh, yeah. It would put a hole in you for sure.

[H. Foley]

So it was a gun.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It was a gun. Did we meet in Madison? I swear I recognize you from somewhere.

[H. Foley]

You put on a lot of weight.

[Kevin Ryan]

What would you have? A scope like a laser.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And I. When I first started, I learned how to shoot with iron sights, which is just the sights on the gun. Okay, so no scope.

[Kevin Ryan]

Iron.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's okay.

[H. Foley]

Your nickname is Iron Sight. Ladies and gentlemen, the host of this evening.

[Kevin Ryan]

He's a dead eye. And how good is your aim?

[Colin Chamberlain]

It used to be pretty good. I've yardage. So here's how we would do it. This is like. So, I mean, we did nothing technical. My grandfather would get a jiffy peanut butter jar lid. He would walk about 50 yards out into, like, a field.

[H. Foley]

This is a scene from a tree.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And they would go shoot it. And you would just try to hit it. And if you hit it, he'd go, okay, that's it. We're done. Practice is over.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like, would you guys sit in a blind?

[Colin Chamberlain]

We sat in a blind a couple years but most of the time we sat on the ground in some trees. We would sort of hide in the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Trees and wait till they rolled around.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah. Or we would put on a deer drive, which was extremely dangerous.

[H. Foley]

A deer drive to shuffle them out, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. So what? A deer drive. How they ran it was because I was like the youngest. They would stand on the edge of the woods, like where the clearing was, Right. I would go to the other end. I would walk in a zigzag fashion as loud as I could to try to kick something to run towards them.

[H. Foley]

Russell much.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They would.

[Kevin Ryan]

In the field or in the woods?

[Colin Chamberlain]

In the woods. I'd be in the woods moving sort of back and forth until I got to them.

[Kevin Ryan]

And some other hunter could think you're a deer and pluck you.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I mean, I was wearing orange, but remind you, they're all facing me with loaded guns.

[H. Foley]

It's like a firing squad, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

So like, I was like the patriots. So my concern was always like, I wonder if they would shoot me. But nobody else really shared that concern. It was always just like, kick something up. It's slow today, you know.

[H. Foley]

And would you get out there and start pounding the pavement?

[Kevin Ryan]

Would you stir up some business?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah. We kicked up a couple deer doing that.

[H. Foley]

Oh, shit.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah. And they would stand at the edge of the field and shoot whatever came out.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, kid. And how far away are they?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I mean, by the time they got there, they might have been 30 to 50 yards away.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's nothing, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's nothing. And I was probably 20 yards behind, you know, ducking for take, hiding behind a rock in a foxhole.

[Kevin Ryan]

They got you in a deer costume running around. Hello, boys. Kevin's talking about Bluechew.

[H. Foley]

Welcome to boner town.

[Kevin Ryan]

Talking about getting rock hard, gang. And I ain't talking about in the gym. I'm talking about with. With bluechew. Listen, you get a little older, you put on a couple of pounds, things start to slow down a little bit. You need a little juice.

[H. Foley]

Not you specifically.

[Kevin Ryan]

Not me specifically. Anyone else hit that thing with a ball peen hammer. I'll tell you what, I need the bluechew. Get things going in the boudoir.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do yourself a favor. Get over to bluechew. Get yourself straightened out. Knock her socks off, gang.

[H. Foley]

Guys, as you know, they are made. Bluechew is made in the US of A. We're talking homegrown blown.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, you don't want the commies to win.

[H. Foley]

I mean, some of the stuff that I tried. Blue chew and now My hog has a zip code.

[Kevin Ryan]

There you go.

[H. Foley]

This ain't a supplement. It's an erection. Resurrection 11 0.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[H. Foley]

This one's great. Have you ever tried to duck a submarine.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Man?

[Kevin Ryan]

I'll see you coming down the block.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

Not get the hair salon talking. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin Ryan]

All right. That's pretty good. And you're the first time you killed a deer?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I think I was 12 or 13.

[H. Foley]

And what was it you went? Goose egg for a couple of years?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I shot. I actually shot a couple guys. Shot a couple guys? Yeah. Yeah. Killed my grandfather. Yeah, I shot. I shot other stuff before I killed a deer. I killed some stuff.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I killed some geese. I. We did same kind of gun hunting. It was a shotgun. We shot shotgun. Did some squirrel eat the geese? Yeah, I, I didn't eat him back then, but I would eat it now. As a kid, I didn't really learn a big.

[H. Foley]

You weren't big on goose.

[Kevin Ryan]

Would you eat it there or would you wait until you got home?

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, we. Some of. They would eat some of it there. But like if you shot a deer would take a couple of weeks to get it processed. So, you know, everybody's turning their deer in, you know.

[Kevin Ryan]

You couldn't do it yourself?

[H. Foley]

Been there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I now I could do most of it myself.

[H. Foley]

You can really dress it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Holy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Stand up. I'd have that shirt off him in two seconds. If I had a flip out buck knife. He'd be naked. Okay. He'd be in his skivvies.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sharp.

[H. Foley]

You like it?

[Kevin Ryan]

Would you. Did you do the thing that they did in Red dawn where you drink the deer's blood?

[Colin Chamberlain]

We didn't drink the deer's blood.

[H. Foley]

Don't answer that.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But we did. Well, the first time I shot a deer, I was sitting there as my grandfather showed me how to field dress it. And I was a little hesitant and he reached down, took a big handful of deer blood and put it on my hat forehead to be like, you're in it now. And he goes, yeah. He's like, this is it now. You can't just shoot a deer and not now know what to do.

[H. Foley]

Could you do that thing from powder where you bring them back to life?

[Colin Chamberlain]

We sort of chant over. No, we didn't get that. But a couple of our relatives did visit us that night in our dreams.

[Kevin Ryan]

Did you cry the first time you shot one?

[Colin Chamberlain]

No. I was so excited. I'm telling you, it is a killer. Exhilarating. Like it's still to this day, like going out and hearing like if I hear like a turkey gobble and I'm turkey hunting, I'm like, I'm. I'm like ready to jump through my skin. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Fully end up at hoagie.

[Kevin Ryan]

I like a little venison just as much as the next guy, but I couldn't pull the trigger. Yeah, they're so cute.

[H. Foley]

I'm not cut out for it. I was never introduced to me at a, at a young age. My stepdad a little bit, but he, his family did. But he didn't like it. So it was like. He's like, I'm not showing you guy my dad.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I was.

[H. Foley]

I think he shot a guy before.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He's never such a young age. It was just so prom like. I mean every year my grandfather come home, put antlers in the front yard, he'd have a deer in the basement or something. You know, he'd bring deer meat home. You know, guns were always sort of.

[Kevin Ryan]

Did you have to eat that all year? I mean a whole deer?

[Colin Chamberlain]

You, you could, you could.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're not doing spaghetti night.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You could eat it all year. I mean, you get ground deer meat. You know, you'd make burgers. You mix it with a lot of stuff. You could mix it with beef or pork or whatever. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I didn't know we were talking.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, a couple steaks, you know.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's not bad.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I used to work at a place in Venice and Chile. It was really good.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, A lot of people would make chili and bring it the following year, you know, that was so like if you shot a deer the year before, you'd save some of your meat to then make chili and bring it up year old deer. Oh, you freeze it. Yeah, yeah. I ain't just sitting in the cupboard.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do we.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Next to a box of thin Mints, you know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

We got his cookies.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's in the deep freeze, man.

[Kevin Ryan]

What about the squirrel meat? Would you eat squirrel meat?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Never ate squirrel meat. Never really? That's the thing, like I was such a. Like I was a picky kid, you know. My grandfather ate whatever. I mean he ate turtle soup, he ate deer meat, he ate goose, he ate whatever like he ate. You'd catch fish out of these guys, like a goat and they would taste, I mean they would taste like seaweed. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

Where were you fishing?

[Colin Chamberlain]

We'd fish out of Lake Erie or Paimatuning Lake, which is part sort of runs. Yeah, I mean it's, it's all, it's all fresh water fish which some people say are not as tasty good. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Freshwater fish.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I grew up fresh wise. You know Sunny's bass.

[Kevin Ryan]

I like a trout.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I've had a trout. Yeah, trout are good.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, the William Penn and I had trout. Was looking at.

[H. Foley]

Have you ever caught a fish and ate it fully.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, some flounders down ashore.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, that's fun.

[Kevin Ryan]

A couple of broads in Wildwood.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They were both named Flounder, funny enough.

[H. Foley]

Hey, you and your friend Flounder want to go.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I paid him 50 bucks to call me Ariel.

[Kevin Ryan]

She did have her eyes on both sides.

[H. Foley]

That's a good joke right there.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, we used to get flounder. I like flounder.

[H. Foley]

All right. Jesus, relax.

[Kevin Ryan]

And crabs.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's not fair.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Seats.

[H. Foley]

Living thing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Disrespect.

[H. Foley]

All right. All right. Well, we got some. We got some Patreon cues to get into, as you know, when you do.

[Kevin Ryan]

So that's why Colin's here, by the way.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, this guy's got a little more easily.

[Kevin Ryan]

He knows what's going on. We're talking about the outdoors. And listen, if you're not a hunter or a fisher, we would get it, you know, but we got. We got to talk about all aspects of life, okay?

[H. Foley]

Relax. What the fuck? Also, you're dressed like. You're dressed like a coke dealer talking about hunt.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Next up, religion.

[H. Foley]

What the.

[Colin Chamberlain]

What do you believe in?

[H. Foley]

You didn't get the memo to dress like kind of in the world. You're dressed like you're a pilot on blow.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's like an aquarium decoration. It should be a betta fish going from one arm to the other.

[Kevin Ryan]

Those are little bastards.

[H. Foley]

That was good eating.

[Kevin Ryan]

80 jelly. You can't put two Betta fish together.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Rip each other apart.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

Found that out the hard way.

[H. Foley]

All right, gang. As you know, when you join the old Patreon, it will answer your garbage question on the air. And these are always. There's always fun. We get some stories, we get some fucking. If really we found out like once you, like, centralize it a little bit. We do what you do from time to time youe really find out. Just like these people are just pure dirt bags at every level, which is, oh, fans, our listeners, the homies, the bozos, the best. And it's so this one I just. From Willie B. Longtime Investor. Never had one read. There's more of a story. When I was 10 years old, I was fishing with my dad on our boat. He hooked the log in the bottom of the lake about 12ft deep. He didn't want to lose his favorite spinner bait. So he made me strip down to my underwear, jump in and unhook it. Saved him seven bucks. I've never done it. I've thought about it where you're like, it's just fucking six Feet away. I could get that. No, but that's where the icky toes are.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I would rather be in the ocean with the tiger sharks and all that stuff than touch the bottom of a lake or a pond.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, I get that. It's. It's slimy down there, you know what I mean? And you usually can't see it. It's dirty. I have though, gotten down to like. I've not. I've. I haven't gotten six feet down, but I've had stuff hooked up and I'm like taking my shoes off, rolling up the pants and like going in to like, what?

[Kevin Ryan]

To get a bobber, whatever the fuck.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But you know what it is? It's not even that.

[H. Foley]

Is it the process of redoing everything have to hate.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And then it's like all you want to do is the thing. It would be like if you went golfing in every hole, you lost your clubs and had to go find them. You'd be like, all I want to do is this thing.

[H. Foley]

Anybody got a 9 on it?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I gotta stand here and retie this. While usually somebody of like an adult yells at me.

[Kevin Ryan]

You gotta do it quick. That's part of it.

[H. Foley]

We only got three hooks left. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, like shaking that. I agree with you on that, cuz it is. You just want to do it right and you're just. It's like the fucking string it. And then I get lazy each time and I'm like, I don't do it as right, I don't do it. I'm just like. I want to get. I want to get in a mix.

[Kevin Ryan]

You've done a lot of fishing?

[H. Foley]

I've done a lot grow in the ocean and freshwater. I grew up fishing a lot. That was my, you know, my stepdad was a big fisherman. So as a kid all the time. I mean, me and my boy, even into our like 20s, mid-20s, we'd go up to Vinnie with the skinny's house. It was mostly. You're just drinking beer. You get a 30 pack, pack or two of heaters, drive out there, throw cast a little bit and just drink.

[Kevin Ryan]

But we only did it for a couple months. My senior year, there was a pond in the back of my neighborhood that I think was stocked with a bunch of fish. And me and my buddy Charlie would. Would cut school and go. Go usually tripping. So I don't.

[H. Foley]

You were doing drugs?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, if I'm taking somebody new or somebody who doesn't fish a lot. Like, I took my mother fishing.

[H. Foley]

That's A wild sentence.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I don't know what I have to do to get my mom. I go fishing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

She likes it. But it's like, here's how. Here's how she fishes. Because you know her. Her father was the one that taught me.

[H. Foley]

Pappy. Pappy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

She was Pappy's daughter. So she catches a fish. She acts like she's a Dominican baseball player. She pounds the chest, does two to the sky, and she's like, that's for you. And I'm like, for Pappy? Yeah. You didn't just hit a home run, you know? And she's really, like. She's into it, but if I'm taking her fishing, the night's a small win.

[Kevin Ryan]

Is it just you and her?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I've, like, gone with her and my sisters, my girlfri and stuff on the boat. Girlfriend. We fish from shore, typically fish from shore.

[Kevin Ryan]

But do you guys still have the cabin?

[Colin Chamberlain]

We don't fish. We have fish there. We fish in Maryland a lot.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. My girlfriend's family's from there, so they have property there we'll go to.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really?

[Colin Chamberlain]

But I will spend the whole night before tying extra rigs, lines, getting everything set up, because it's like, all I got to do is, like, just reduce how mad you get, because I'm gonna get upset, and it's like. Like, I will just. I'll spend three hours. You know what I mean? Like. Because as soon as something gets snagged, I'm like, I'm gonna get. I'm gonna yell.

[Kevin Ryan]

I would definitely get snagged, and I'd be into the sandwiches.

[H. Foley]

Pretty cool.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's 9am we just making some of that deer urine.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's my favorite part about fishing, is getting at the hoagies.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We're still on the high seas.

[H. Foley]

Foley's. All these rods hanging from a tree. Anybody got another rod?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know what it would take for me to swim down to the bottom of a lake, can touch a log. I mean, that might as well be a serpent.

[H. Foley]

Sure. That's a gator. That was always. I hate it, too, because I'm a big. Especially as I got older, a big drinker and a smile, you know, we'll document that. Like a heater and a beer. And then I.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You.

[H. Foley]

You'd go. We'd go buy bait at, like, the local store. They come in the Styrofoam thing. There was a bait vending machine when we were kids.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

In front of Robinson's Bait and Tackle. And they'd be closed just Go. It was like two bucks. You get some night crawlers, whatever, but then you get the worm guts and. And jizz all over your fingers. And at some point you just gotta catch a heater with that. Oh, yeah. And it's all. You think it tastes like it's gross, but the second you get over it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

A little bit of flavor, save the flavor.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Start. You start getting comfortable with things that are not comfortable. I remember my Happy would clean fish with a pocket knife, wipe it on his jeans, and cut apples.

[H. Foley]

Apples. Yeah, we would eat apples. What are you, a horse who's eating apples?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Like, he would just. That was his thing, though. That was his snacks. Here's what he would pack for a day of fishing or hunting. For me as a kid, an apple, a ham sandwich, and a thermos of black coffee. Like I was a coal miner.

[H. Foley]

Like, you're an air traffic controller.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. So I was like.

[Kevin Ryan]

And a canary in a cage drinking.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Black coffee and dirty apples.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. No.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I need a nice Italian head with oregano, oil and vinegar.

[H. Foley]

And a little frappuccino, too. Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

What's a daiquiri? That extension cord's long.

[Kevin Ryan]

Get the mudslides going, huh? Try to have a nice.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You think the deer can hear this?

[H. Foley]

All right, let's see here. This is from Josh 20 Bozo. Is it garbage if you go hunting with your friend who has a hunting rifle and all you bring is a knife because you don't own a gun? Both of us fell asleep in the woods and we didn't get anything. That's.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I mean, that guy's just down to hang.

[H. Foley]

Sure. And, you know, I. Dude, I would be living the fantasy of, like, you know what I mean? I'd be like, practicing.

[Kevin Ryan]

There's no way that would ever happen. Right? Nobody hunts with just a knife, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, you live.

[H. Foley]

Right.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Unless you're hunting humans. I don't think you're hunting with just. But I actually like that. I like when someone's like, hey, I just want to come and hang.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's a hat. I mean, at the end of the.

[Kevin Ryan]

Day, you got ticks and all that shit. Plus, there's no sandwiches out there.

[H. Foley]

Fucking no broads out here. I'm trying to get my dick wet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sausage.

[Colin Chamberlain]

For years. My boy Bill would just be like, I'll just sit with you. He goes, I don't want to pull a trigger. He goes, I'll just sit next to you. I'm like, you come whenever you want.

[H. Foley]

I would do that.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's just fun to have someone There, couple of beer.

[H. Foley]

Especially if I'm not shooting, I don't have to worry about gun safety. Yeah, Get a sixer, a handful of heaters and some good times.

[Kevin Ryan]

Then you're a witness to a murder.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Smoking cigarettes in the woods. I'm trying to kill a deer. And he's here.

[H. Foley]

What? That's bad.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hey, can you smell this?

[Kevin Ryan]

Pair of dress shoes.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Like Marlboro Lights.

[H. Foley]

You're telling me deers don't like cigs? Is that what you're saying right here?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I'm not sure.

[H. Foley]

See it? See it? That's. Well, they. There's. These hillbillies are smoking cigs when they're hunting.

[Kevin Ryan]

Sure. What do you have to do? You gotta. You gotta drag it back to the trailer.

[H. Foley]

Right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Probably heavy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, but once you got them out, you got them in the woods.

[H. Foley]

You got them in, you lose them.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There's quite a bit of weight. And you could also quarter them. Like if you shoot something big, you can quarter, which means you sort of just break it down into.

[H. Foley]

Put Foley into eight.

[Kevin Ryan]

Wait, you take all of its guts out, like its heart and lungs and.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, some people eat the heart, we eat the liver. You take that, but it's lungs, its intestines, that kind of stuff, you leave it there for the other animals. Yeah, something that we do. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

I found the guy a little more Foley speed. This is a great name. Jehovah Thickness. $10 S'. Mores. Never have one red. My own. My one and only time going camping. Me and my boys brought a TV, my PlayStation and a long ass extension cord so we could watch Malibu's Most Wanted in our tent. That'd be the bug man in there hanging out.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, I like that.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Warrior speed.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

We never have some of that chili though.

[H. Foley]

Sure. Yeah, we never did camping either. We were not. My parents were such city folk that it was like that. That's, you know, maybe in the backyard.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Again, smoking heaters.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Camping's on the low of all three things. That's the lowest. I think it's the least amount of fun for the most amount of work.

[H. Foley]

That's a great point.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And you. Camping is something where the more people you have, the more fun it is because there's a lot of work. And it's also like if you go hunting, if you go fishing, most likely when your day. I've had bad days in the woods, I've had bad days fishing. And I just go home or I go to a bar. It's like when you're camping and you have a bad day, you wake up still in hell.

[H. Foley]

You gotta pack everything up and get out of there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I took an ex girlfriend camping for her birthday, just the two of us. And I'm not kidding, it was.

[H. Foley]

What a horrible gift.

[Colin Chamberlain]

48 hours of my. Like, it was terrible. We took a Honda Civic into the woods. We were, like, riding through Fallujah. Like, it was, like, bouncing around, and it was terrible. 48 hours of just, like, everybody was miserable.

[H. Foley]

That's insane.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

There's got to be a lake or something where you can wash up a little bit. Yeah, Fresh.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I mean, they have a communal shower.

[H. Foley]

Like a nice. Like, not even nice. Like something like, I need a bed, some power.

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, we were doing, like, heat, tent, fire to cook, no electricity. Charge your phone in the car.

[H. Foley]

Deserve it. I mean, you deserve.

[Kevin Ryan]

You guys get freaky in there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, I was adamantly against it because there were people in the campsite next to us.

[H. Foley]

You know, let them watch.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's where we really differ. He's like, you finally said something that piqued my interest.

[Kevin Ryan]

Talk about rutting, huh?

[H. Foley]

Finally.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Where's that deer? You're.

[H. Foley]

Now we're talking.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Slip sliding away.

[H. Foley]

All right, this one. This is a curveball. I did not know this is from Austin. $10 homie. Never had one. Red. Are you garbage? If you go bad bass fishing with goldfish, which is illegal, but the bass.

[Kevin Ryan]

Love them, why the cracker?

[H. Foley]

No, like a goldfish. Oh, that's a waste of a good cracker.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, no, like actual corn and bread.

[Kevin Ryan]

You get them on air.

[H. Foley]

I mean, you think they're eating goldfish crackers?

[Kevin Ryan]

Why not?

[H. Foley]

It is a delicious treat. I mean, I'd be.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'd go bite for everybody.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Imagine.

[H. Foley]

I never even thought to use a goldfish. It's probably, like, a delicacy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Why can't you use it? Why is it illegal?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Probably because it's like, a pet. It's considered to be like a what? Like, you could buy minnows, but those are, like, wild caught. I guess. I think the thing is that if you're. You're probably not buying these goldfish from, like, a bait and tax, taking it from your kids, probably going to a Petco and being like, yeah, Jason just lost a tooth. He's getting a new goldfish.

[Kevin Ryan]

I mean.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

What do you got, Lucas? Anything? Goldfish are an invasive species, so they don't want them going out there. What's an invasive species?

[Kevin Ryan]

When they get in there and they're.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Not supposed to be in the area.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, that's like lionfish. Yeah, lionfish are an invasive Asian carp.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Look up the Asian carp videos. You see these Asian carp. They're huge. People shoot them with bows.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, they're gross. Just kill them.

[H. Foley]

That's the only time I ever shot a gun. As a.22 was a handgun. My boy had a goldfish. No, I had a carp. Yeah, it was like down a cliff. And they. They were the size of this table. They were huge. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really slow moving.

[H. Foley]

And I just.

[Kevin Ryan]

Did you get him?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Nah.

[H. Foley]

Well, bullets don't go into water like that. Don't believe what you saw on d day. Not a.22.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I saw the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan.

[H. Foley]

All right.

[Colin Chamberlain]

When those doors came down, those bullets were flying.

[Kevin Ryan]

Those carp were fine though.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

That was the only time I ever shot a gun reel. I mean, a couple other times that first time I shot a gun, I should say we were teenagers.

[Kevin Ryan]

Can you eat Asian carp?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I would not. Some people eat carp. I. I would not eat a carp. They're like bottom feeding. They're pretty gross.

[H. Foley]

Dirt bags.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, they're gonna taste a little off.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like mackerel either. I'm gonna go on record.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Little tuna fish sandwich.

[Kevin Ryan]

I like a nice yellow fit.

[H. Foley]

Unagi. We're going Haitian. Like, let's do some sashimi or something.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Gordon's fish fix. Dude.

[H. Foley]

My step. We were. My stepdad was a. Like a deep. They would go deep sea fish later in life.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was serious business.

[H. Foley]

Oh, yeah, they go. They go. They. I mean, yeah, they get all liquored up though.

[Kevin Ryan]

And then like, you're fishing for like marlin.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Way late in the, like. When I was an adult, they started doing that kind of stuff. I went once tuner.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where he go for tuner?

[H. Foley]

Yeah. You go trolling. We didn't catch anything.

[Kevin Ryan]

I would love to eat that right out of the ocean.

[H. Foley]

They were. They would do that and like he'd bring it home. They'd freeze. And like there was just in our fridge or our freezer. And when you're a fucking. You're a picky 16 year old and you open the fridge after high school.

[Kevin Ryan]

It'S just big mouth Billy Bass is looking at you.

[H. Foley]

Just a bunch of fucking fish meat that you're like, ain't no way this is gonna work in a microwave.

[Colin Chamberlain]

My.

[Kevin Ryan]

You open the fridge, take me to the river.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's still looking at me.

[Kevin Ryan]

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[Colin Chamberlain]

My girl and I did a day deep sea fishing thing. We caught.

[H. Foley]

You. And he's broads all going out on excursions.

[Colin Chamberlain]

My girlfriend Rick and I, me and Kevin, stepdad.

[H. Foley]

Rest in peace, pappy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We caught a couple, we went to Key west and they, you know, you catch whatever. And then literally just like around the corner from every marina is like a bar that you can bring your own fish to and they'll we mahi mahi. We took some to the bar, they grill it right there and you're like, this is the best. I mean, it really tastes like the best fish ever because there's no time for it to. Sure, you know, it's. It's really good.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Who are these broads you're dating?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I don't know, dude. I don't know what they're doing.

[Kevin Ryan]

Where are you meeting them? Fucking fishing game.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I'm putting. Putting shotguns and turkey vests in my one bedroom apartment. I don't know what they're doing.

[Kevin Ryan]

You got a shotgun now?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Nice. At the house?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, in my car. It's in the passenger seat.

[Kevin Ryan]

Just in case. Just in case, like a police car.

[Colin Chamberlain]

In case someone tries to steal the.

[H. Foley]

Mail, steals your Amazon packages. All right, this one's. I mean, this one's just. This is what makes dirt bags lovable. This is from Kevin. In my hometown, we had a community hunting dog. He was a beagle named Bucky, whose owner, Ed, always had him tied out back in case anybody needed a dog to go hunting with. Bucky always was down to go fuck up some rabbits. But man, did he, did he stink. That's mean. It was always a fight on who had to sit next To Bucky on the drive out. That's tough. But I mean, if that's not small town shit, here's my dog.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sharing a dog.

[H. Foley]

Sharing a dog is outdoor dog life is tough. But he loves hunting like that. Loves hunting.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever see those dogs go after the wild boar? They fuck them up. There you go. You go get them. Those things are scary looking too. You ever hunt that?

[H. Foley]

No.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The wild boar? That'd be fun. That's. That's on the bucket list. But if they.

[H. Foley]

They'll.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They'll knock you down.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, they're scary. I've seen dudes. I've seen guys doing.

[H. Foley]

You go toe to toe, one end will knock you down.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. You have to use a minigun.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

I've seen guys have miniguns. They have a little thing on side of a jeep and they're shooting in the fields.

[H. Foley]

I mean, that's like.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever done that?

[H. Foley]

I've never.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I've never mowed down a wild boar with a minigun, though.

[H. Foley]

You ever worked the door of a chopper in Vietnam, say that?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I have to be fair. I wasn't hunting deer, wild boar in Saigon, so.

[Kevin Ryan]

In Vietnam, you can shoot a cow with an rpg. They fix the sight so you can't hit it, though. So my buddy told me he was over there for a bachelor party.

[H. Foley]

I texted a couple of guys, tell.

[Kevin Ryan]

Me more about your walleye.

[H. Foley]

Maryland's just not going to cut it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

There's a couple places they'll let you hunt people for the right price. You should try that out.

[Kevin Ryan]

What about rabbit? You ever hunted rabbit?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, we did some small game hunting. My grandfather, I mean, my grandfather really hunted anything he could. He loved it. He loved it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Rabbit's pretty good. I hate to say it. That's the only thing I've ever killed was. Was a rabbit.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, really?

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I've told this story with a BB gun. When I was like 12 years old, my cousin had a BB gun. We went in the backyard, we were supposed to be shooting at targets, and we, you know, he had that itch.

[H. Foley]

Tough guy, huh? I thought you were mate. You thought you were about that life.

[Kevin Ryan]

You are not me. Him. My brother. Bawling, crying. And we had to go finish him off. We missed him and he was just screaming, so we had to finish him off. Your brother keep his mouth shut? Said he was gonna rat. And then we buried him right next to the shed and we all said a prayer. And every time I go over there, I look out and I fucking. I see him looking at me. Cute little Rabbit. Little adorable.

[H. Foley]

Not no more.

[Kevin Ryan]

And I killed a nest one time when I was landscaping. But that was an accident. There was like a whole family of them. Fucking. It was bad.

[H. Foley]

You got bodies on you?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Got any more questions?

[H. Foley]

Well.

[Kevin Ryan]

Cause in the springtime.

[H. Foley]

Hey, deer hunter, relax.

[Kevin Ryan]

In the springtime when they have a little nest, it just looks like a patch of dry grass.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I didn't do it on purpose.

[H. Foley]

Or maybe you did.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, there was one that was still alive, but his leg was all fucked up, man. It was the worst day ever. Brutal. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I don't got the stones for it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The podcast is usually pretty light.

[H. Foley]

Depends what Foley you get. Apparently. Apparently we're getting flashback Foley.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Where do you think you. Where do you think you are right now? Taxi driver.

[H. Foley]

I look over back in the day. He's got a knife to your throat.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He's just looking in a mirror. Are you talking to me?

[H. Foley]

You weren't there, man.

[Kevin Ryan]

Back in the jungle, man.

[H. Foley]

Reliving bastone.

[Kevin Ryan]

There's no deer.

[H. Foley]

You're telling me there's no deer in Bastogne?

[Kevin Ryan]

I guess there would have been, but they would have all been hibernating that because it was the winner.

[H. Foley]

Who can sleep with that guy with that kind of mortar fire? Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I can't even sleep through my neighbor's vacuum.

[H. Foley]

You better cut off all that racket out there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I'm supposed to be hibernating.

[Kevin Ryan]

Trying to shut it down again.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's December. Wow.

[H. Foley]

Okay, this is a little more light hearted. This is from Sneezes Glitter. One time I was fishing off a dock with some bacon because my dad thought it was a good idea.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I stopped paying attention.

[Kevin Ryan]

Say, get me.

[H. Foley]

That's what. I stopped paying attention. Felt a tug. I caught my dog instead of a fish. He smelled a bacon and went into the water. Ended up being fine, but still.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever catch yourself with a hook?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, I've got myself plenty.

[H. Foley]

I think if you're fishing enough, you're going. You're going to get got. You're going to get a buddy's leg or something too.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The worst is someone else getting you because if they don't see it and then they go to pull. Oh, dog, that. Nothing hurts worse than that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Smarts.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Yeah. I've had a few hooks caught up on.

[Kevin Ryan]

Then you got to snip the tip off and pull it out.

[H. Foley]

I've almost had a circumcising yourself.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You got to be careful. Like birds and ducks. Like if you throw something out, they'll come down and hit it. And if you hook up to a bird, forget it. Like you're you talking about feeling bad about shooting a rabbit with a BB gun. You ever having to drown the bird, that's tough. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

Why you can't reel them in and disconnect it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You ever wrangled a live bird?

[H. Foley]

Man want to be wrapped up in 80 pound test?

[Colin Chamberlain]

He did. I don't know.

[Kevin Ryan]

Now seagulls are big too too when they get closer. Big.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. I don't mess with them. I saw this as far so my stepdad's dad, we were rest in peter all day came press charges. He. They, they were. They were an ornery bunch, right? They. And then he was. We were in. They were caught fish or whatever. They're flying fish on the dock. So then like that's nice. But they come over. All the seagulls start coming. You tend to do it when you're heading back in away from like as you're going back in.

[Kevin Ryan]

Oh you're doing off the side.

[H. Foley]

So that way they're not, you know, necessarily attacking you. But he was on the dock cleaning fish and they're dive everywhere, dive bombing them. And he had the filet knife in his. He didn't even. I mean he had to be about half a bottle of SOCO deep. He didn't.

[Colin Chamberlain]

He.

[H. Foley]

Dude, he didn't even look up. He just like that and got a seagull clean through him. Just throw him right into the water. I was like, was he okay? I was like, mom, come get me. Was you okay?

[Kevin Ryan]

The seagull.

[H. Foley]

No, he died. He was there to knife.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Okay. Hey. He went back to college. What are you talking about? Is he okay?

[Colin Chamberlain]

His whole life changed after that.

[H. Foley]

Finally got on the straight and narrow.

[Kevin Ryan]

I couldn't do that.

[H. Foley]

Hey, you weren't drunk on SoCo.

[Kevin Ryan]

Maybe a turkey buzzard I could kill.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Oh, could you tough guy killing baby rabbits and you want to jump up.

[Kevin Ryan]

That was an accident.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's what they said.

[Kevin Ryan]

Crime of passion. So.

[H. Foley]

For a broad I love. Dear man, you're an idiot. I remember the one thing we caught. We. Then we would go surf fishing, which is fun.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like that.

[H. Foley]

Why? Because I'm swimming there now you go surf fishing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We're not.

[H. Foley]

We're not going through boogie boards. I'm not at the boogie board beach.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, you are.

[H. Foley]

No, I'm not.

[Kevin Ryan]

I've seen guys down the shore doing that. I try to get my.

[H. Foley]

My finish in there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hey, put the Nerf ball away. It's not like that.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it is. Those guys are down.

[H. Foley]

You keep eating the squid.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Usually they tell you to. You have to not be.

[H. Foley]

You can't do it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

So many yards of people. Yeah, they do.

[H. Foley]

They. I'm not. They do get a little frisky now and that. You can do whatever you want. I've always wanted to. You can do it off season. I'm a North Wildwood man. Well documented. King of the boards. How you doing in off season? You get a. I've always wanted to drive my car under the beach.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, that's fun.

[H. Foley]

Have like a wrangler or a truck. And they got the holders in the front and you. Fucking cooler in the back. And you can post up. But we're not in the winter.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'm okay.

[H. Foley]

I'm not that kind of guy. But no, you'd go before the beach opens or after the beach closes, depending on the tide. And man, I remember the first time we caught croaker.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, yeah, they're fun.

[H. Foley]

They. They like ribbit at.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, man.

[H. Foley]

We had them in a black trash. We were fucking. Yeah, I mean, we were on. Dude, we were just pulling them in.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're fish.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Yeah. They're big. Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Actually use them for bait for other fish. Fish. You can eat them, but you could take some of those like 2 to 4 inch croaker and you could catch flounder with them. You can. I mean, you catch them.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. No, these were like. These were like. These were big fat fish. And man, I remember there was a black trash bag and these things croaking. I was like, dude, someone's gotta brain these things. These things are creeping me out. I was laying in bed that night hearing it. No, thank you, Kevin.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hearing them thump under the. The floorboards.

[Kevin Ryan]

I used to get the will. I used to get the willies from the minnow bucket. You know the minnow bucket that would float on the dock. They were yellow.

[H. Foley]

You're a real tough guy.

[Kevin Ryan]

Stick my hand in there.

[H. Foley]

Scary, dude. I remember one time we would go up to the Poconos. This is before. Right before it was king of the boards. We'd always went up to the Pocono house on the house in Lake Wall Paul pack my stepdad.

[Kevin Ryan]

Shout out to it.

[H. Foley]

My stepdad's family did.

[Kevin Ryan]

And good potato pancakes up there. I'm serious.

[H. Foley]

How do you hunt those?

[Kevin Ryan]

He's putting. Order them like a gentleman.

[H. Foley]

You don't sneak up on them.

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't need no bacon, no nothing. A couple of good greenbacks. Cold hard cash. And some pierogi.

[H. Foley]

Only you could turn a show about hunting into eating pierogies.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're big up there.

[H. Foley]

Sure. We went. We got to. We got to the house late, and we sprayed the water, we sprayed the ground. When we got there, we sprayed the ground with a hose for the night crawlers to come out. And then went with flashlights, picking our own bait. And I remember being like, this is like. It was. I was like, 10. I was like, this is the coolest thing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I've ever been a part of.

[Colin Chamberlain]

After a rain, stuff like that. Yeah. Flip over rocks.

[H. Foley]

Go get them.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever use a slug? Slug?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I've never used a slug.

[H. Foley]

I work with one.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I've never even put some salt on.

[Kevin Ryan]

But slugs aren't good bait.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I've never used them. I've used. When I freshwater fish, I've either. I primarily use worms, night crawlers or minnows. Minnows.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I'm sure they. I'm sure they'd be good.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever get into the artificial bait?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Power bait. That was all.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Gulp's a big one. Gulping power.

[H. Foley]

That was always. For I. That we never. It was just like, you were a. If you. I'm not sure if you were, but I remember my stepdad being like, not. We're not a power bait family. Power.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's like, the stuff looks like gum, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. It's like a paste. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

It's probably scientifically proven to catch fish.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But it just depends on what you're fishing for. Like, bass. You could use these big, long plastic worms and stuff like that. You know, if you're saltwater fishing, you can use these sort of big plastic. They look like they're like minnows almost.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. They work, right?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, they work really well, huh? Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Pretty cool.

[H. Foley]

Triangle full squid kind of guy. Like, there's the little clan.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

They get.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You get to buy those little, like, frozen containers, and there's about chipping away at them. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You're in there with, like, a screwdriver. Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Trying to break.

[H. Foley]

Trying to get one piece.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The first time I took my girlfriend fishing, we went to. I bought green crabs, which are these little tiny crabs. They're like.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Maybe like, you know, a size of a half dollar.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're crabs.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And she didn't realize they were alive. And you have to cut them in half to put them on the hook. And it was not well received when she. When she made, like. She heard, like, the bag moving around. She's like, what is that? I'M like, those are the green crabs. She's like, are they alive? I'm like, for a few more minutes, you know, and you just start.

[H. Foley]

Until I take them.

[Colin Chamberlain]

And she was. She did. Was not expecting that. You know, I'm just over there. Yeah. Not a fan.

[Kevin Ryan]

I heard sand fleas are good.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sand fleas are. Are great. They're great. You can catch those too. You can dig those up.

[H. Foley]

They got a case of them. Yeah. You go, no, that's stained crabs. Yeah, right.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sand fleas.

[H. Foley]

They.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They. They look like a beetle almost.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. I love digging them up. They're fun.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Those are not mine. In my hand.

[H. Foley]

Then let them go.

[Kevin Ryan]

Don't crush them or nothing.

[H. Foley]

Eating them. Like Skittles. You got a handful of them shaking them up sometimes. I died.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hello, Frank's Red Hot.

[H. Foley]

I put that on anything.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't like that beach surfing. Know that's how you get sharks in. Not big ones, but you get the ones that nip you.

[H. Foley]

Get you not like the sand sharks don't bite you.

[Kevin Ryan]

I love a sand shark. They're adorable. They don't have any teeth, though.

[H. Foley]

Also, we were fishing in the bay, like in Long Island. Long beach island or whatever, and first time I seen a puffer fish, I thought they only existed in tv.

[Kevin Ryan]

What, they're in New Jersey shore?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, Little guys, like, little banger. They're like this big, maybe.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Oh, freak out, freak out.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're the ones that are poisonous, right?

[H. Foley]

I think so. Like, if you. You can't eat.

[Kevin Ryan]

There's that blowfish them.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Can't. Can't.

[H. Foley]

I don't fish.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You have to prepare the right way.

[Kevin Ryan]

You gotta have like a Japanese guy that knows what he's doing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They got a fish that's in a lot of like the Chesapeake and stuff called. They're called snakeheads. And they look like a new thing. And they are scary and they're like, invasive. So when you catch one, they go, kill it. Like, you cannot keep it. You can't throw it back. You have to kill it.

[Kevin Ryan]

The chess. Sorry. The Chesapeake scares the shit out of me as much does the Chester river that leads into it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Really?

[Kevin Ryan]

I've been swimming in the Chester River. Man, that is frightening.

[Colin Chamberlain]

What's. What's scary about it?

[Kevin Ryan]

You can't see nothing. There's crabs in there. There's eels in there. There's all kinds of weird slimy things in there.

[Colin Chamberlain]

If you're. So if you're swimming, you got to be able to like, see your feet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Like nice tropical Water you're not swimming in, like, the Atlantic?

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I got in down in Jersey Shore. Yeah, okay, but that's.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's a little different.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, just I've grown up doing that. You know what I mean?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Dip into the lake.

[Kevin Ryan]

No.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. They would have to be pretty deep and somewhat clear. I don't know.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Can't touch bottom now. Yeah. Okay.

[Kevin Ryan]

I did it once at my cousin's house in Serene Lakes, California. But that was like a small. It was like a pond. And there was no motorboats. It was real clear. It was real clean, but still, every once in a while, your foot would hit some. Some underwater grass.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Something moves. You ever have that? You ever have something brush up against it, you go, that's not there anymore. That's moving.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, but there's always the kid who's always like, there's your crab. There's a. You say that every time. He stepped on a shell. Shut the up.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Something bit me. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Where's jellyfish?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, right.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

I like Duke's Beach. Wahoo. Crystal clear. Swim with the turtles, right, Luke?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hell, yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

No sand fleas out there?

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, sir. Only one.

[H. Foley]

It's a big one, and it's a keeper.

[Kevin Ryan]

Snakeheads out there. Yeah, I like to order to be clear.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Okay, that's fair.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like Lake Tahoe. That's clear.

[H. Foley]

Man, you got champagne taste, don't you? Lake Tahoe, idiot.

[Kevin Ryan]

I've only been there once, and I didn't go swimming because they said there was a sea monster in there. Tahoe Tessie, or something like that. I don't know.

[H. Foley]

And stick around back. Say, stick around. We cruise by the sounds of here.

[Kevin Ryan]

We cruise by the Godfather. Their house. And I got the hell out of there.

[H. Foley]

That's bigger than I saw.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Seems like a waste of a trip, but. All right, let's get out of here.

[H. Foley]

Before it gets dark and that monster gets us.

[Kevin Ryan]

Hit the casino, huh?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I like it.

[H. Foley]

Can you return the cigarette boat. We're going to call it a day.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They just pull out and pull back in.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know why. They think that's like a. Like a selling pitch. What I like, you know, they try to, like, oh, yeah, there's a sea monster in there.

[H. Foley]

Nobody believes it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, do. What?

[H. Foley]

No, no, they don't.

[Kevin Ryan]

They don't know.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin Ryan]

You don't think there's something in the bottom of Loch Ness? No, Something. Something's down there. I've seen it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Same guy gets by the jelly.

[Colin Chamberlain]

The new patriarchal will get the boys to Loch Ness.

[H. Foley]

I be. There you go.

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know, dude. If I was in charge, I was. Have already just drained that thing to fucking put it in there.

[H. Foley]

Where are you going to put all that water?

[Kevin Ryan]

I don't know. Dump it in the ocean. Build a dam. Build a dam, drain it and dump.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It in the ocean. You'd have to take that water just. That's so much water.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's probably right there. It's probably connected to the ocean.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That's a real project we're talking about.

[H. Foley]

Look, how close is the lock to the well?

[Colin Chamberlain]

It's connected to the ocean.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. So build a fucking dam, drain that fucking thing and put this to bed once and for all.

[H. Foley]

You're the only guy worried about it because you're the only one who thinks it's real. Okay? No one else is doing. Oh, we're gonna. We're gonna invest $14 billion to drink.

[Colin Chamberlain]

They have to like build roads and stuff. You're gonna sing Scotland because like everything's.

[H. Foley]

Connected by that one waterway.

[Kevin Ryan]

So they need it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Ain't gonna do the Fringe festival, huh? Now what are you gonna do? Go to Edinburgh, ruin a bunch of careers all because you want to get to the bottom of the lock?

[Kevin Ryan]

I bet there's caverns and underneath there, that's where he comes in and out.

[H. Foley]

I heard they got good pierogies down there.

[Kevin Ryan]

Really?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Now I'm in. Let's go find that thing.

[H. Foley]

How do you think that Loch Ness monster got so big eating all them goddamn pierogies?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I wasn't eating sand fleas. I know that.

[H. Foley]

It's a lot of sand fleet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Salt potato pancakes and pierogies. Who don't like a pierogi?

[H. Foley]

You're an idiot. All right, let's see here. This is one. This is from Alex.

[Colin Chamberlain]

My.

[H. Foley]

My best friend's dad took us honey when we were 12 and his younger brother was 8. He got a deer and was teaching us how to gut it. And he proceeds to cut a piece out, hold it up, saying, do you know what this is? It was the deer dick. Then he threw it at the 8 year old. Good times. I still don't know how to gut a deer though. That's good. That's good clean fun, I guess. Man.

[Kevin Ryan]

Kind of hog does a deer have decent piece.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Deer sized, I would say relative to the deer. But you usually have to leave them on.

[Kevin Ryan]

Why?

[Colin Chamberlain]

You have to be able to prove sex. Ah, yeah, a lot of places. That's why I keep mine.

[H. Foley]

That's why I never leave Home without it.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Just in case there's any questions.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do you. When. When you.

[H. Foley]

It's small, but it's there if you squint real hard.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hey, I don't have antlers. Cut me some slack.

[Kevin Ryan]

I lost them last fall.

[H. Foley]

It's a bird. I'm Irish.

[Kevin Ryan]

Irish deer. When you leave, do you have to, like, stop by, like, the ranger station and check him out, or is it just some.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Some places? It's all. It all depends. But you usually have to send in a tag of the info.

[H. Foley]

I got Gary back here. He's fucked up. You could check his balls. It's him.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. There's no, like, checking for ID on the deer. You know what I mean? See, you have a wallet on him. I thought.

[Kevin Ryan]

I figured, you know.

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, you do have to tag it. You send your tag in, you say, this is where I shot it. You know, you give certain information. Some places you have to give more information. Some places you have to check if there's, like, you know, Lyme disease or chronic waste disease in the area. You have to, like, sort of. It all depends. It, like, what if you were to.

[Kevin Ryan]

Do with Lyme's disease?

[Colin Chamberlain]

You'll be okay. Like, you can't get a lot of these things. You can't get a lot of these things after you cook it. You know what I mean? But, like, turkey, There are places you have, if you shoot a turkey, they want you to bring the turkey to the station so they can weigh it, they can measure it. So they're keeping track of, like, the population. Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

You ever shoot a turkey?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I have. I have not shot a turkey, but I.

[Kevin Ryan]

Have you ever had fresh turkey?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I've had fresh turkey and I actually went turkey hunting on Long island this last year for the first time.

[Kevin Ryan]

No shit?

[H. Foley]

And it was.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Was some of the best turkey.

[Kevin Ryan]

You're living quite a life.

[Colin Chamberlain]

It was incredible. I was shocked how good it was, but it was some of the most fun I've had turkey hunting.

[Kevin Ryan]

No kidding?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's a shotgun.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, it's a shotgun, but beautiful area. And the turkey shoot back.

[Kevin Ryan]

It's in a strip mall in Suffolk County.

[Colin Chamberlain]

But, no, very nice.

[Kevin Ryan]

They got good duck out Long Island.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Yeah, they have. It's crazy, though, how much.

[Kevin Ryan]

How like duck.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Much nature there is out.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, tons, you know.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Kevin Ryan]

You like duck, Kevin?

[H. Foley]

What?

[Colin Chamberlain]

Just trying to keep it on.

[H. Foley]

What is this, sponsored by the Long island tourism bureau all of a sudden? Are you guys on the take? What the. Hello. Going out Route 72. It's nice five exits. You want to know what a deer's working with? Unit wise. Unit wise.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

1.6 to 2.8.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Man, shout out to the deer.

[Kevin Ryan]

I'd be cleaning up out there.

[H. Foley]

There.

[Kevin Ryan]

They'll think I'm Italian.

[H. Foley]

I'd still be an Irish deer.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I mean, it is during the fall and winter. You have to take that chilly out here.

[H. Foley]

Get a pair of pants on me or something.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Couple pairs of slacks.

[H. Foley]

All right. This one's from Tootie Twister. How you done it says $10 diaper donator.

[Kevin Ryan]

How you done?

[H. Foley]

Is it gorgeous? The only deer ever killed was on the Massachusetts Turnpike doing 75 in my dad's convertible while he was at a real estate convention in California. When I told him what happened, he asked if I. He didn't ask if I. Okay. He hung up, called his best friend to scream and tell him how much an idiot of his son was. I mean, I've never hit a deer. That's. I mean, that's a whole nother level of redneck or rural country to us. Like the roadkill. You hit it and you take it. Yeah, I know. That was crazy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Would have done that.

[H. Foley]

I mean, I've learned that from doing the show at live shows, whatever. People answer questions. To me, that would have been, like, the only roadkill I ever really saw had been, like, really fucked up. Yeah. I mean, but I guess if you hit it, deer fresh and he's still squirm and he go up and brain them.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

That's one thing.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, it's going in the trunk.

[Kevin Ryan]

I had a wood shop teacher in 8th grade, real outdoors guy, and we're in a wood shop one day, and he comes up to me and my buddy. He's like, hey, you two, come here. Takes us outside. He's ripping. He's ripping the heaters or walking across the parking lot. We get to the back of his truck, and he pulls open this tarp, and there's dead deer. He's like, yeah, I hit it on the way to school today.

[H. Foley]

He's Italian. Check out his dong.

[Kevin Ryan]

We're like, what the. Man?

[H. Foley]

That's crazy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

I never hit a deer. You ever hit a deer?

[H. Foley]

No. Yeah, I had one. My buddy. I think I told you he would always get hit. And whatever we did, he got hit in the head like we were playing basketball. The ball always took an odd bounce, bounced up, broke his nose. He fell off his bike, broke. He was just always. And then he was driving his. His car one day, and a deer jumped through the driver's side Window and kicked him in the face.

[Kevin Ryan]

They'll kill you.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I mean, it. Them up. He broke his nephew. I mean, it's pretty up.

[Kevin Ryan]

They're everywhere. In my mom's neighborhood.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

Like in the front yard.

[H. Foley]

There goes the neighborhood.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. They're so cute, though.

[H. Foley]

I got him in the birds.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Hans don't like them.

[Kevin Ryan]

No, I'd imagine.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin Ryan]

He goes up after a little baby deer.

[Colin Chamberlain]

When we would drive back from, like, we would. We would leave where we were hunting deer in the evening, we. My pappy would make me sit. He. I would sit in the front seat with the rifle in the front seat in case we saw a deer. She was like, he was. We would drive into certain, like, you know, off these dirt roads, and he was like, if I tell you, get out. We see a deer in that corner of the field. He's like, we're shooting that deer. He's like, I don't care what time it is.

[Kevin Ryan]

Damn.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

So we'd just be driving home with this loaded lever action rifle in the front seat.

[Kevin Ryan]

Would you. Would you. Would you put the deer on the front of the hood like they do in the movies?

[Colin Chamberlain]

No, we put in the trunk.

[Kevin Ryan]

The trunk. What kind of car you.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah, he had a Cavalier. He had a Chevy Malibu. No, he had something awful. He had an old blazer.

[Kevin Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Putting a deer in the back of a Blazer.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Dude, we're talking about a guy that was drinking spring water, you know what I mean? Like, with a milk jug. Like, he would go to a spring, fill it up, and that would be his water for his house.

[Kevin Ryan]

That's how you get parasites.

[Colin Chamberlain]

So I don't think he was worried about rolling, ruining the upholstery.

[H. Foley]

Sure.

[Kevin Ryan]

The deer would be bleeding, right? Yeah.

[Colin Chamberlain]

We put a tarp down. Not an animal put tarp.

[H. Foley]

Ruin that Kelly blue bloke. All right, we got to wrap it up, gang.

[Kevin Ryan]

What a fun one.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Hey, I got a surprise for you guys.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you got?

[H. Foley]

I got a gun. Shoots up dead deer.

[Kevin Ryan]

What do you got?

[H. Foley]

This is every.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Like, this is the most garbage of garbage things because every person's first turkey call is always a Quaker boy turkey call that you get from Walmart for about $8. It's very hard to make it sound like a turkey, but this is. This is for you boys. This is for you guys.

[Kevin Ryan]

Look at that.

[H. Foley]

This is called the box, Quaker boy. The box.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Quaker boy. The box.

[H. Foley]

Put my weed in here.

[Colin Chamberlain]

You strike that together. Yeah, there you go.

[H. Foley]

That's a turkey.

[Colin Chamberlain]

If you do that repetitive Keep it a little more pressure on it. They start coming through the studio. I actually have a. I did bring a mouth call too.

[Kevin Ryan]

What's that?

[Colin Chamberlain]

This is a turkey mouth call. So this is called a diaphragm call. This might be loud.

[H. Foley]

Luke.

[Kevin Ryan]

I thought you're getting all those.

[H. Foley]

Girls so you can try to make.

[Colin Chamberlain]

That with that box.

[Kevin Ryan]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Faster. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[H. Foley]

Anybody else coming? That's right. It'll go on set. That's all very sweet.

[Kevin Ryan]

Thank you, buddy.

[Colin Chamberlain]

No problem. Start a fire. Smoke.

[Kevin Ryan]

Mr. Colin Chamberlain, everybody.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Thank you, boys.

[Kevin Ryan]

This is fun.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Appreciate it.

[Kevin Ryan]

Our amateur expert.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Yeah. Armchair. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Plug away. What do you get? You got coming up? You got some stuff on YouTube?

[Colin Chamberlain]

I got some special stuff on YouTube. I got a special on YouTube called hello, it's Me. I got a series I do with my buddy Ray called Booth in the back. It's basically if Seinfeld and George never left the diner. It's just us talking about things that upset us and then this shout out to Luke for giving me some inspiration here. And actually you, Foley. When we were on tour this fall I'm gonna put out. It's called out of the Club and it's gonna be hunting and fishing show with a layout. So it'll be on my YouTube, which is just Colin underscore, also out of the Closet, which comes out in the spring.

[Kevin Ryan]

And Colin's going to be on the road with some dates this fall.

[H. Foley]

Yes, this fall and winter. Catch Kylie on the back on the block door. All tickets available at rugarbage.

[Kevin Ryan]

Com Gang, we love you and we'll see you next week.

[Colin Chamberlain]

Peace.