The Neighbor Everybody Hates w/ Yannis Pappas

Summary

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Are You Garbage? – "The Neighbor Everybody Hates" w/ Yannis Pappas

Hosts: H. Foley & Kevin Ryan
Guest: Yannis Pappas
Release Date: April 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this raucous, freewheeling episode, comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan welcome Yannis Pappas back to the Are You Garbage? hot seat to see if he’s truly "king of the 'burbs"… or just a big old piece of trash. Fresh from home renovations and suburban adventures, Yannis regales the hosts with tales of pool disasters, neighborhood dynamics, and the eternal question of what really makes you "classy" versus pure "garbage." Intertwining blue-collar identity, family life, and generational quirks, the conversation swings from suburban home pride to food habits, social etiquette, and the potential rise of an AI-fueled populist movement—all with sharp wit, warm camaraderie, and plenty of self-deprecation.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Moments

Suburban Life, Home Renovations, and Pool Nightmares

[02:44–05:55]

• Yannis on Suburban Upgrades:

  • Building a backyard resort: new fire pit, in-ground fiberglass shell pool, future plans.
  • Pool disaster: The fiberglass pool shell arrived cracked and sat on his front lawn for three months in the snow.
    • “I had a massive pool on my front lawn.” (Yannis, 04:39)
    • “Three months it took them to come get… my house was, this winter was a mess.” (Yannis, 05:02–05:12)

• Neighborhood Gossip:

  • Neighbors never asked Yannis about the pool, but clearly were talking behind closed doors.
  • “Everyone slows down past your house… There's talk going on.” (Yannis, 05:46)

Status, Social Currency, and Burbs Vs. City Identity

[05:13–06:31]

• Being the "guy with all the work done" in the neighborhood.
• The open concept house trend: “You got to open it up. You got one wall in your open concept, you got to go. Open concept.” (Yannis, 06:25)

Handling Contractors, Suburban Maintenance, and Domestic Politics

[10:09–13:02]

• Greek Handymen & “Cultural Gifts”:

  • Kevin’s wife gets a bottle of homemade olive oil from a Greek contractor; Yannis declares it normal in Greek culture (“It’s like if I gave you a pair of my underwear. It’s coming from… his own vineyard.” 12:24)
  • Olive oil as a social gesture and, possibly, as a subtle justification for billing extra.

• Domestic Roles:

  • Yannis and his wife alternate being the “good cop, bad cop” in negotiating with home services and contractors.
  • Firing multiple cleaning crews, pondering the weird ritual of cleaning for the cleaners, and why women often scrutinize these interactions.

Cultural Differences: Family, European Roots, and Circumcision Talk

[13:33–15:17]

• Spirited riffing on European—especially Greek—family traditions and hospitality versus German efficiency and American Northeast attitudes.
• A raucous digression on male circumcision:
  • “I think they took a little too much. Goddamn high and tight!” (Foley, 15:03)
  • “The more you jerk off and rub it, it kills the nerves.” (Yannis, 15:24)

Suburban Nightlife, Parties, and Social Etiquette

[41:03–45:56]

• The hosts and Yannis break down the “coat on the bed” party tradition, hosting New Year’s parties, and showing off additions like a walk-in closet and renovated master suite.
  • “I want people to walk through and see [the master bedroom], I want to show it off.” (Yannis, 45:33)
• The etiquette (and shame) of using the master bathroom at a party for "serious business":
  • “To ask to use the master bathroom is definitely garbage.” (Yannis, 50:03)
  • “Your wife intimidates me, I’ve never even met her.” (Foley, 49:57)

Cars, Technology, and Tesla Flex

[25:52–27:47]

• Yannis flexes on his two Tesla household (for safety, not luxury!) and the wonders of Full Self-Driving (FSD).
  • “I’m still not over driving into the house… the cars are in their room.” (Yannis, 24:53/25:41)
  • “I don’t remember how to drive anymore.” (Yannis, 27:22)

Food, Garbage Habits & Culinary Preferences

[58:34–61:12]

• Eating leftovers for breakfast (“garbage” but “one of the best feelings”):

  • “That feeling when you wake up and you know that it’s there… I think there’s few better feelings.” (Yannis, 58:47)

• The microwave-as-overnight-food-storage debate; cold burgers; fast food honesty.

  • “There’s nothing about a cold fast food burger I like.” (Yannis, 60:14)

• Chips on Sandwiches, the Ultimate Test:

  • Debate between pouring all chips out with the hoagie vs. rationing chips from the bag—considerations of trashiness, class, and pure honesty.
  • "When they're out of the bag and they're sitting there, then it's a canvas. Now you got a canvas. Now you can do things with them." (Yannis, 62:31)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Lines

• On Pool Drama:

  • “I’m building a resort back there.” (Yannis, 03:08)
  • “Broken pool. They left it on my lawn. My house... was a mess.” (Yannis, 04:44)

• On Neighborhood Reputation:

  • “You drop a dumpster, they know.” (Kevin, 06:11)
  • “The town knows.” (Yannis, 06:10)

• On Greek Handyman Gifts:

  • “You gave her olive oil?... Is he trying to f*** this broad or not?” (Kevin, 11:04)
  • “It also means… he’s gonna hit you over the head on the price.” (Yannis, 12:38)

• On Underwear and Bidets:

  • “You going straight skin to jeans?” (Yannis, 29:24)
  • “How is that possible?... There’s streaks.” (Yannis, 30:13)

• On Party Hosting:

  • “You dump the coats on the bed—that’s old school.” (Kevin, 45:15)
  • “I encourage people to use [my] bathroom in our bedroom. I want them to walk through and see it.” (Yannis, 45:33)
  • “If I invite you to the party, I’m getting an outhouse. I don’t want you shit in my house.” (Yannis, 46:03)

• On New Social Life:

  • “It’s all parents and neighbors who have kids… Everything’s about the kids now.” (Yannis, 52:07)

• On Chips on Sandwiches:

  • “The chips have to come out of the bag. You don’t want to keep reaching in. That’s a glow for pain.” (Yannis, 61:35)
  • “When they’re out of the bag… it’s a canvas. Now you can do things with them.” (Yannis, 62:31)

• On Self-Driving Cars and AI:

  • “The upgrade they made—the full driving is crazy. I could… In the streets of Manhattan, it can drive anywhere.” (Yannis, 26:56)
  • "AI's taking everybody's jobs...30,000 laid off in a day." (Yannis, 32:22)

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Segment Timestamps

• 02:00 – Yannis’s vibe, suburban upgrades, fire pit & pool journey begins
• 04:18 – Broken pool saga; neighbors & suburban gossip
• 05:55 – Getting outed as "the guy with all the work done"
• 10:09 – The Greek handyman and the olive oil; cultural takes
• 13:33 – European family dynamics, circumcision humor, roles in household
• 24:53 – Tesla pride, parking automations, “cars have their own room”
• 41:03 – Hosting parties, coat-bed tradition, master bedroom tours
• 45:57 – Bathroom etiquette at house parties, party hosting dilemmas
• 47:45 – High-class home features, food displays, heat mats
• 58:34 – Leftovers for breakfast: garbage, but satisfying
• 61:12 – Chip etiquette: bag, dump, or ration? The great debate

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Tone & Atmosphere

Irreverent, self-mocking, and blue-collar at heart, the episode is part home-quality show, part confessional, and part barroom debate. The hosts and guest riff seamlessly between personal anecdotes, family foibles, and pointed jabs, all in the name of defining what makes someone "garbage"—with heart and a loving wink at their own upbringings and habits.

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Useful Takeaways

• If you're leaving a cracked pool shell on your lawn for months: “garbage.”
• If you fire cleaning crews and soften up contractors with olive oil: “garbage adjacent, but classily.”
• Using party bathrooms (especially the master): only if you want a reputation.
• Leftovers for breakfast: “garbage”—but “a great feeling.”
• Chips on the sandwich: generational, “trash,” but the right kind of trash.

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Final Send-Off

The episode blends sprawling suburban hijinks with hard-earned comedic wisdom. If you’ve ever cleaned for the cleaners, snuck into the master bath at a party, or rifled through a bag of chips as you work through a hangover hoagie, you might just find yourself a king—or at least a prince—of the 'burbs, too.

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Transcript

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[B]

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[C]

Now I got to think about you in the shower.

[A]

If there was ever anybody to challenge the king of the burbs, it would

[B]

be this gentleman, Yanni Papita.

[A]

And I would say he squeaks by you just on looks alone because he walked in here like he managed a beastie boy.

[B]

Yeah, a lot.

[A]

Chain hanging, looking past you a little bit, shades on. He wears A pair of shorts better than anybody I've ever seen.

[C]

All you gotta do is find the right crew. It's all relative. Sure, ladies and gentlemen, you don't gotta be the fastest on the Serengeti. Just a little faster than the rest. And when I walked into this room, baby, I felt like Brad Pitt.

[B]

Holy.

[A]

And you were a vibe. When you walked in, it was like a Mountain Dew commercial.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[B]

I called him Mr. P. Summertime.

[A]

Yanni. I tell you, nothing better.

[C]

Oh, it's nice you got the grill going up there.

[B]

I don't picture you as grilling.

[C]

Got the grill going on. And right now what we're thinking about doing is doing the permanent. The permanent building. No, the fire pit's already out. Fire pits already out and done.

[B]

He likes getting shit in.

[C]

Yeah, we got the fire pit. The pools got in the. In the ground.

[A]

What?

[C]

So yeah, I put pool.

[A]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[C]

I'm building a resort back there.

[B]

How big is this pool? How deep?

[C]

Got it. Nice. We got. Put this. We got the shell pool.

[B]

Drop it right in.

[C]

It dropped it right. We dropped it right in.

[B]

Which I feel like would be trashy, but you see those a lot now. Probably just makes so much more. It's probably so much cheaper.

[C]

Glass shell, fiberglass shell. Yeah, that's the way to go. I did all the research. You do all the research. Push comes to shove when it comes to the maintenance and all the stuff you gotta think about, you gotta go

[A]

with the shell and the number.

[C]

You don't wanna go. What is it? Stuff. The granite. The granite?

[A]

The brunite? The granite?

[C]

No, the good night. Good night. A lot of people say go good night.

[A]

What? Yeah.

[B]

What's that?

[C]

Like the white good night is when you wanna. When you really wanna custom your pool. Make it look a certain way. But the upkeep, the maintenance, just not worth it.

[B]

Throw and go.

[C]

Yeah, Just not worth it.

[A]

So it's.

[C]

Yeah. Gun nights for the crypto guys.

[A]

I like Johnny dancing around this. Now you don't want the maintenance and stuff like that. It's about $30,000 more.

[C]

Listen, the guy sold me, what can I do? All I could do is nod and pretend like I know what he's talking about.

[A]

Did they show up with it on a trailer?

[C]

They show up with a trail on a trailer and they dropped it.

[A]

That's awesome. So the sideways pool coming down the street.

[C]

It's a. Yeah. So it's going to yachties. So they, they, they, they place it on the front lawn. First thing they did Right. Then they got to remove all my gates to get it in. They pick it up and they drop it. I mean, boom. And it cracks. And then I got a broken pool. They left it on my lawn.

[B]

Talk about your neighbors.

[C]

Not like three months I had a massive pool on my front lawn.

[A]

You're lying.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you fucking with me?

[A]

Three months it took them to come get.

[C]

Yeah, it took them because the weather, whatever. They had to order the new one.

[A]

Why didn't they take it back right there?

[C]

I don't. I don't know. They just said they got to order the new one and they left it there. And then the snow, and it was there for like three months.

[A]

That's cool.

[C]

And it was just sitting on my lawn. A big, massive pool sitting on my front lawn.

[B]

That's bozo.

[A]

Not in the ground.

[C]

Not above ground. No, no, just right out there. And it was broken, too. I mean, it was just a mess. My house was. This winter was a mess. We were jammed up with the snow. This winter. It was a mess.

[A]

Dude, that's crazy.

[B]

That's insane. Dude. You're. You don't belong in the suburbs. You are a city guy.

[C]

I didn't drop it.

[B]

I didn't drink.

[C]

I didn't drop.

[A]

You said you were contending for king of the bird.

[B]

This guy's got a broken pool in the front yard. You say you're saying he's coming for the crown? What are you nuts?

[A]

You got a pool getting delivered like it's a UFO coming down the street that the government got their hands.

[B]

Everyone.

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Wasn't a tarpo night.

[B]

All the neighbors looking out the window. What the are they up to out there?

[C]

Sure was. It was definitely an eyesore.

[B]

For what you say to the neighbors.

[C]

Nobody asked me anything.

[B]

That's not good. Cuz they're talking behind your.

[C]

Nobody said anything. It didn't come up.

[A]

They talk.

[B]

That doesn't come up.

[C]

Yeah, nobody. Nobody approached me about. I think everyone. You know, it's funny when you're getting work done, everyone slows down past your house. Yeah, there's talk going on.

[B]

I got hit with that.

[C]

They go.

[B]

He go, I got my haircut goods. Where you live? I gotta live right over there. And he goes, I had a guy get a lot of work done. I said, yeah, guy got a lot. I got a lot of work done.

[A]

He said, you get a lot of work?

[B]

He said, yeah, you're the. You're the guy that got a lot of work done.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. They know.

[B]

They know.

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The town knows.

[B]

They know. You Drop. You drop a dumpster, they know I

[A]

would have stopped me. Like, what the does that mean?

[B]

Yeah, hey, let them know I got. I got a little bit of cash I'm throwing around. I'm talking open floor plan. We opened her up. Knock down some. We start knocking down walls.

[C]

You got to open it up. You got one wall in your open concept. You got to go. Open concept.

[B]

You gotta. You gotta open it up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What do you.

[C]

I want my house to know nothing. I want it to look like a artist studio. Open, just open. I want to see the kids. I want to see everybody all the time. No walls.

[A]

Yeah, you got a pool in your front?

[C]

No, the pool. Yeah, the pool is now in the back.

[B]

So is it open yet or. No, it will be open a season.

[C]

It will be open this season.

[B]

What's the date? They're looking at.

[C]

They're looking at May 2 season. But if they say May 2, could be, you know, could be mid. Could be mid July, August, you never know.

[A]

So they dug the hole.

[C]

Dug the hole, put it in, did the plumbing, did the electrical. You know, right now it looks like. It looks like it could be my backyard. Looks like it could be.

[B]

Is there any standing water in that?

[C]

It looks a little Tehranish right now. It looks like it's Tehran a little bit. It's just like a bomb went off.

[A]

Like a North Korean resort.

[C]

It looks like a North Korean resort.

[A]

Pool's empty.

[C]

No, it looks like Israel has taken a peek at where my house is because it's just dirt. The grass is gone. They dug up. There's rocks everywhere.

[A]

Did it do anything to the. When they put the old one in the front yard, did that do anything to the lawn out front?

[C]

Yeah, a little bit.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

What are you gonna do about that?

[C]

I'm gonna have the place looking like spray painted green. Yeah, what am I gonna do? Remember the place looking like the Rio Grande for a month. Mexicans running all over that joint. What do you think of it, though?

[A]

Yeah, I'd hit up the pool people, make them straighten that out.

[B]

They can't even pick up the pool. What are they going to do?

[C]

Yeah, three months. That's a good point, though, but I'm not a nitpicky guy like that. My wife always says, you had a

[A]

pool in your front yard for three months. They should have took that immediately. Oh, fuck. There's a crack. Put it back in the truck. We'll take it back to the warehouse.

[C]

I know. My wife thinks I'm like, nah, I'm Too soft on them, you know, Like, I become friends with the guys whose running.

[B]

Who's running point on that? She is or you are?

[C]

It's. We switch off. It's like we got two players that could play both positions. You know, we're both shooting guards, and that's the backcourt. It's what it is.

[A]

Are you good cop, she's bad cops. You'll come out later on the law.

[C]

I'm good cop. She's bad cop for sure. Yeah. My wife, she's fired, I think about five or six cleaning people at this point.

[B]

Really?

[C]

At this point? We're on the last one, and it's gotta work. It's the one that's gotta work. And she wants to get rid of these ones. But I'm saying, like, they've all spoke with each other and they know that, like, our house is.

[A]

Yeah. How many people can be out there?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, you know, at one point, we had a whole crew that came and they were Brazilian, no bueno. Yeah. We had a Brazilian crew that came in and they wore yoga pants, and I thought they did just fine. That was the crew.

[B]

That's a good crew.

[C]

Yeah, that was a crew.

[B]

That's a good crew.

[C]

I don't even know what you're talking about. It's a good crew.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

Yeah. Young Brazilians and the yoga pants.

[B]

Now, are you at the house? Are you at the house when all that happens?

[C]

Yeah, usually we're at the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we got to go to one room and then, you know, my mom

[A]

leaves the house for two hours. She gets. She has a clean lady to come, like, once every two months, and she. She cleans and then leaves the house for like three hours.

[C]

Your mom cleans for them? Yeah, yeah. My wife does the same thing, and she gets stressed out about. I never understood what the point of. Why are you cleaning for the cleaning people? Is that a big thing?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you guys. Does your wife give the cleaning people problem?

[B]

No, my wife doesn't give the cleaning. She's friends with them. Yeah, she, like, gives them stuff. How we have this. Gives them baby stuff. Take this, Take this.

[C]

Yeah, because I've been. You know, Chris said his wife gives the cleaning people problems too. I wonder what that is. Women who, you know, give the cleaning people problems. It's like other women coming into their house. Maybe. It's. I got Tory.

[B]

I got this. So this is. I. I met a Greek guy. It was like two weeks ago. Two, three weeks ago. You got a handyman out there in the Burbs. Right? My wife. I was on a road. My wife met him. Greek guy.

[A]

I don't trust.

[B]

I don't trust this guy, as far as I could tell, if I'm being honest with you. Right?

[C]

Like Greek, from Greece.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

So not the movie. It's got the cigarette hanging out.

[B]

He's Mr. Panos, essentially.

[C]

He's Georgie.

[B]

Georgie.

[A]

Your husband kind of a bitch, huh? Right?

[C]

Yeah. Who has the money here? Who has the pants on?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So not him, huh?

[B]

He's a general contra handyman type guy. He gets introduced through a friend down there, a neighbor. He comes over. I'm. I'm traveling. He's gonna quote how much it is to paint the living room or something like that. So he does that. He paints the living room while we're gone. I come home and he had left. I guess he made. I don't. I guess he makes his own olive oil. And he left a jar of olive oil for my wife.

[C]

That's a huge thing in my culture.

[B]

Huge means he's trying to fuck this broad or not.

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Olive oil and grease, huge. Yeah, we're aware of that.

[C]

Did it come. No, given. Given a given. The olive oil. I bet you came from. Did he say. Came from his village or something?

[B]

He's like, either my olives.

[C]

Yeah, he's exactly from his.

[B]

I was about to slap him around in the front yard. Make an example.

[A]

Very good for massage.

[C]

You get.

[A]

You get nice, right?

[B]

He's got it on me.

[A]

Hey, I guess you are pretty good.

[B]

I got my shirt off. Okay.

[C]

That's huge. That's a huge thing. That's a huge thing in Greek culture. You know, back home, everyone's got their own little vineyards.

[B]

Good, okay.

[C]

Yeah, you got. You got some fresh olive oil in there. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

What does that mean, though?

[B]

I don't know if I'm giving somebody oil.

[C]

I'm trying to, like, homemade.

[A]

No, but I mean, is it really, like, when somebody comes and said, like, does everybody over there have a olive oil vineyard?

[C]

Pretty much every.

[A]

Every Greek person. Oh, yeah. From.

[B]

From.

[A]

From. From my.

[B]

Well, it's like their. Wherever they draw back.

[C]

Does every township have a Wawa?

[A]

Yeah. So is that. Is that.

[C]

We're just gonna do one vineyard?

[A]

Wait, hold on. Wait. So if I brought a. If I brought a Wawa sizzly over to somebody in Greece, but I say it's from my place back home, that's from my Wawa. I would say it like that, but.

[C]

Yeah, but the difference is, you know, that's a Store. This is coming from. This coming directly from the heart.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It's like giving me a. It's like if I gave you a pair of my underwear. It's coming from. It couldn't be closer to him, his village or his house. His own vineyard.

[A]

And that olive oil is good, right?

[C]

Yeah. It also means he wants. He's, you know, he's gonna hit you over the head on the price.

[B]

Use this as lube. When I ram it up your ass, it's not exactly.

[A]

You put on your burn when you get the bill. Yeah.

[C]

He didn't. He didn't make you pay for the olive oil. But it'll be part of the check.

[B]

I. I figured. I figured.

[A]

He's getting.

[B]

He's getting whole one. He's getting made whole one way or the other. Okay. I didn't know that.

[C]

You gotta, you know, you gotta be made whole.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But. Yeah.

[A]

I got a question, Yanni. What's that difference in quality of olive oil? I'm sure you have the good stuff at the house.

[C]

It's just amazing. I do have the good stuff at the house. Yeah. We get it from Greece. It's just amazing. It's like when you have tomatoes in Greece or Italy or Israel, those. That area. Or the Middle East. It's just. They taste like fruit. The olive oil, it's the climate. It's like a Cuban cigar that you can eat.

[A]

It's just the soil rub all over. Kevin's wife.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[B]

What the fuck? Bill Clinton, all of a sudden.

[C]

It's the. It's the environment.

[B]

Well, yeah. Yeah. Back to the. I have a. I have a bit of a lack of. Understand. My wife's. They're European, so when she talked to the. When the Europeans start going. I'm like. I don't know if they're just being friendly or they're, you know.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Stepping out on me.

[A]

You're just sitting there. Burger king. Simpsons F14 Tomcats.

[C]

Jose, can you say she's northern, right?

[B]

German. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's different. Totally different. Totally different.

[B]

They're all dirt bags.

[C]

No, but that's a different. Well, I'm sorry.

[B]

I don't trust any.

[C]

And where do you come from? You come from the Northeast.

[B]

Philadelphia. Reporting for duty right off the boulevard.

[A]

Shout out to ancestors from the caves of Ireland.

[C]

Yeah. You guys are from there as well.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, but that's different. You guys differ. It's different. There's. There's a Mason. There should be a Mason Dixon Line in Europe.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

It's different, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The Mediterranean. The Mediterranean Europeans, exactly.

[C]

It's like those are like the Southerners. So it's a little more hospitality, a little more about family, you know, making. Don't hate minority. Hate minorities the same, you know, same kind of thing.

[A]

Making love. Sweet, sexy love with uncircumcised members. Huh? You cut?

[C]

I'm cut. Yeah.

[B]

That's American boy, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

New York's cut.

[A]

Fresh off the lot.

[C]

They do it. It's a medical. I got a medical, though.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Most of us got medical cuts. Meaning, you know, it wasn't a rabbi or like.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think they dug a little too much off the top.

[C]

Me too. I think they took a little too

[A]

much goddamn high and tight.

[C]

I think I.

[A]

Joining the army, I'd like a little

[C]

skin over the, the, the, the bottom of the head.

[A]

What?

[C]

Why? Just so. Because it, you know, protected nerves there. I'm chafed down right now. I got to bang myself in the head to get a woody.

[B]

Oh, dude. Hit mine with a blowtorch, I got nothing.

[C]

Oh, man. I mean, I've got. It's chafed down.

[A]

What do you mean, chafed down?

[C]

The more you jerk off and rub it, it kills the nerves. You'd know if you could see it.

[A]

I can see it right over the horizon now. I see the little tip of it, like a rising sun.

[C]

I know exactly what you're talking about. I'm the heaviest. I'm 220. Right.

[B]

Really?

[C]

So I can't. That's how I know I can't see my piece.

[A]

220. That's my gold. Yeah.

[B]

If you're on Mars.

[A]

220. I looks good.

[B]

Oh, by the way, I forgot I was fucking sleeping on a. I sleeping on a plane, listening to pods and I fucking fellow. I subscribed to history, you know, Good guys. I don't listen to that many pods, but I fucking tune in, and they're talking about beating us up.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah. When was that?

[B]

I forget. But he's like, yeah, well, you know, we have to. I was like, what do we do if we have to fight a podcast? It's gonna be hard.

[C]

I don't remember that one, but I support it.

[B]

Still smoking cigarettes. He goes, you know, you really, like, you still be smoking now.

[C]

You guys would be the easiest to take. You two would be the easiest to take. Just because all we'd have. All I'd have to do is dodge punches until you gave out.

[A]

Sure. Which I think would be for me, would be about five seconds, I think. I, I, I, I Have about. I think I have about 5 seconds of pure chaos in me. Unless it's like a family member controlled chaos. Then like that superhuman thing would maybe kick in a little bit, but then I'd still. I'd still. I'd still need to take a little.

[C]

You'd be the more dangerous of the two for sure. Because if you got. If you got a. If you got a few blows that connected, you know, for five. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Kippy's. Kippy's gonna be. He's gonna be.

[B]

I'm off the heaters.

[A]

We were talking about that last weekend in the car. For some reason, I proposed the. Or. Colin Chamberlain was with us and he. And he asked if I could beat up Morgan Wallen if I thought I could beat up Morgan Wallen. Right. Am I saying his name right?

[B]

I think so, yeah.

[A]

Who's Morgan?

[B]

Wonder country. He's like a.

[A]

But he's like an insurance. And I was like, no, I got nothing. He's like, do you think you could fight an adult And. I don't think I could. I think just for pure cardiovascular reasons.

[C]

Yeah. I think you got the first winded couple of seconds. You're a dangerous man. Yeah. Seconds. You're dangerous, man. Yeah.

[A]

I go straight for the headbutt

[B]

and we sit down and have dessert.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So if anything ever happened, if there was like, you know, Godzilla hit the

[B]

city also, it's wild to think we would fight you guys. Fair. I'd get you that.

[C]

That's what I'd worry about. That's what I'd worry about with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, you guys would. It wouldn't be fair. That's where you'd have the advantage. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You're just talking about how you love being at the house. You love parking the car. You don't think we know where to get you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

The car will be rolling slowly down the hill with the door open and you're head on the.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You guys definitely. Kippy bites. I know he bites. Yeah, he's a biter.

[A]

Like a spider monkey. Straight for the asshole.

[B]

I'll recircumcise you if I have.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Yeah. Mother's Day baby. Mother's Day. Mother's Day. Mother's Day goes hand in hand with what?

[B]

Or a frame. Or a frame.

[A]

Or a frame. Kippy Gang, you want to strike gold with your mother in law this year. I don't know, maybe you're trying to take this broad to bed. Whatever you want to do, hit her with an autoframe.

[B]

Baby, you trying to bang your mother in law or a frame will do that for you. They're not going to like listen, your

[A]

grandparents, your wife, you know, your mother, all that kind of stuff. Mother's Day is here. You want to knock out your mother in law.

[B]

Now listen, all jokes aside. Hey listen, let me take this back. All jokes aside, the big man's joking, so am I. For comedic effect. We've said it once, we've said it a thousand times. A singer from the rafters or frames is a no brainer gift giving for bozos like us.

[A]

Look like a hero.

[B]

Oh hey ma. Hey listen, this is my wife's first month.

[A]

I got you a bag of salt for the for the bathtub so you can soak your old bones. I got you Aura Frame.

[B]

Boom. Preloaded. Boom. Pictures of the kids.

[A]

Boom.

[B]

Pictures of my B hole. Boom.

[A]

Kimmy playing baseball. Uncle Hank Duncan.

[B]

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[A]

Got Yanni Pappas in the goddamn prince of the burbs.

[B]

Well, this is one I. You know the burbs. This is what we've been doing.

[C]

I downgraded.

[B]

What?

[C]

The prince of the birds.

[A]

You had a pool.

[C]

Jesus. Right? Jesus.

[A]

A goddamn pool in your frame. I can't believe.

[B]

You crazy.

[C]

I had the crown. For a second, though, it felt nice.

[A]

I can't believe your wife let that fly.

[C]

Yeah, well, she didn't, but, yeah. All right. You are still king of the burbs.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

What does that look like, though? Is it like, really coming at you or is it like.

[C]

Oh, God, no. She comes at me.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, she comes at. At me, you know. They come at you? Yeah, yeah. They come at you. They do.

[B]

It's a thing.

[C]

When you put the ring on, they just. It's another level of confidence that they just know the amount of paperwork you got to do to get out of it. Then they know if you're a good father and you care about your kids, they use that against you. Yeah. They know you're thinking, this is going to be a whole thing, you know,

[B]

not good with paper. I don't even pay the bills on paperwork.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I got a pen. I got no prenup. I'm fucked.

[B]

Dude gets half the pool.

[C]

How do you ask about a post up?

[B]

I think you just.

[C]

How do you bring that one up?

[B]

I think you just have to.

[C]

But what's the way do you go, like. Yeah, you know, it'll just be easier in case I die or. So, like, how do you.

[A]

That's a will.

[C]

How do you sneak it in?

[B]

I don't think you sneak it in. I think you gotta go. I don't like the way you've been talking to me. I gotta get some fucking upper hand in this situation.

[C]

You gotta prenup or no? What are you naked?

[B]

I'm fucking wide open, dude.

[C]

Yeah, you're wide open. Me too.

[B]

Well, I. I met her, she was

[A]

worth 10 times more than him.

[C]

Oh, you're good. You're all right.

[B]

Dude, when I met her, I, I think in. Well, when we had to do the. The green card thing, I had to put in how much? Because you have to. To. If you. If to. To marry her. I have to and keep her here. I have to make a. Sir. I had to make us. You have to make a certain amount of money and I. Oh, that's why

[C]

you were pushing the patreon so hard.com numbers are through the roof. See? And just drop it down.

[A]

I love her, man. I can't let her go.

[B]

Let me hold three grand. No, but it's like you got. I, I bare. You have to make like $24,000. And I made like $24.2K that year. It's like I had nothing that was.

[C]

That's pretty good. Before. Are you garbage? I had you pegged it much less.

[B]

I mean, I did have a full time job. I was delivering doordash.

[A]

I was hosting.

[B]

Yeah, no, we were jammed up. We were jammed up guys there at

[A]

New York comedy club on a week,

[B]

weekends, Friday, Saturday, I was opening for Versy. Me and Versy go on the road, do bananas.

[C]

That's remember? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Have a cigar. Have a stick.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Kid comes out with the stick.

[A]

Virgie took him to a nice steakhouse when he was on tour with him one time.

[B]

And he came home as the richest I've ever been.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Like you saw fucking Jesus walk out there.

[C]

Feels good. Yeah.

[B]

And they comped the bill. I go, this guy's big shot, yo.

[A]

Did you know they serve crab cakes? Seashells. They serve them on seashells over there. Just dumping salt on the table.

[B]

We did, we went, we went for lunch. We have the guy, the guy gave us white wine. I was like, who am I, a Rockefeller or just close a land deal drinking white wine and lunch?

[A]

Oh, not for me, buddy. I gotta drive later.

[B]

This water has bubbles in it. Speaking of that, one of the things we've been asking, what do you do? It doesn't even have to be expensive or anything. Could be in the house. Just a feature of the house. What do you do that makes you feel fancy? Is it like you pull in the garage? You said when you pull in the garage, you park the car. Does that make you go? I feel this makes me feel nice. And which is the funniest? Whatever.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Is that it?

[C]

I'm still not over driving into the house. I can't. It's still amazing to me that the cars live in the house with us. That we're all tucked in at night. You close those garage doors everyone never thought about.

[A]

Is your garage attached to the house?

[C]

It's underneath. Yeah, it's in there. It's right in there. We drive right in there. I'm like 10 steps away from 72 inches of TV. It blows my mind every time that I could just. I get out, close my car door. Cause I in my mind. Closing your car Door. You're still outside.

[B]

You're gonna be six blocks away.

[A]

You gotta get to the building. You gotta get buzzed up. The elevator. If the elevator's not working, anything.

[B]

Just stairs, schlepping.

[A]

You gotta see Mr. Sarah Goose on the third floor. Who's smoking cigarettes in a hallway when he's not supposed to be.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. So it's like, it blows my mind. And it hasn't worn off.

[B]

It's not lost on it.

[C]

It's not lost.

[B]

You gotta look at me. Look at this.

[C]

As soon as I drive in, just feels cozy.

[B]

We're all together.

[A]

You open the door to families.

[C]

Cars are part of the family. They're in their room. The cars are in their room. The cars are in their room.

[B]

Both of them. You got the Tesla?

[C]

We got two. We got two Tesla. I go for safety. I don't go for fancy. I'm just not a fan.

[B]

Not a fancy guy.

[C]

So we got two white Teslas because white is the safest color. And then I got the auto drive on mine because the commute. It just makes the commute feel like you're sitting on the train. It's beautiful.

[B]

You're just on the phone. No hands on a seat.

[C]

On the phone. Yeah, well, you gotta trick it a little bit so you keep. You know, I don't want to hurt anyone, but what you do is you put. You have to.

[B]

Because the AI is all for a comedy purpose.

[C]

Yeah, it's all for comedy purposes. So we got to do is you got to prop the face on the wheel so you're. So your vision is still there, Right.

[B]

So it tracks where your eyes are. Yeah, well, I don't like that.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

What the you watching me for? Keep your eyes on the road, AI. What's that all about? What the am I paying for?

[B]

That's a good point.

[A]

I got big brother watching me. Yeah, I'm jerking off. That's why I bought the car. So you can drive. Yeah, what's that all about?

[C]

That. That's your safety feature to make sure you're not falling asleep.

[B]

You got to be checked in a

[C]

little sleep because they, you know, I don't think.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, we're in a gray

[C]

zone, but, but, but, but the. The upgrade that he made, now the fsd, the full. The full driving is crazy. I could. In the streets of Manhattan. It knows. It sees people. It sees construction. It. I've blown people's minds. Like, I remember. I took how many people I hit.

[A]

You didn't See that coming, did you? The Mets suck.

[C]

It's crazy. I mean, it can drive anywhere. City streets, blocks.

[A]

Are you just sitting there?

[C]

Just sitting there. I barely drive any. I don't even know if I remember how to drive. Whenever I have to drive, it's like a little freaky. I don't remember how to do it.

[A]

Wait, so, okay, so when you came here, did you put in the studio 100%?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So when you texted me and said, I'm just looking for parking, I was. Yeah, the car was looking.

[C]

Car was parking. Looking for parking.

[B]

Do you say look for parking? Fine. Parking.

[C]

No, but if you see the spot parks itself.

[A]

Shut the fuck.

[C]

Sometimes I'll do that.

[A]

You just know it doesn't.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If it sees a spot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We're talking fucking wow. We're talking Knight Rider, baby.

[A]

We're living the nagging wife of. You just missed a spot over there.

[B]

Yeah, that's always a fire hydrant. I don't know. I don't know how, dude.

[A]

Oh, there's one right there.

[C]

Shut up.

[B]

Been living in the same neighborhood for fucking 10 years. My wife will go, oh, right. There I go. So it's been a fire hydrant every day for the last 10 years.

[A]

The car parks itself.

[C]

Parks itself.

[B]

That's like old technology.

[A]

No, but not recognizing a spot and pull it over. That's.

[C]

No, it won't do that.

[B]

You gotta find the spot and then press, park and then press.

[A]

I thought it recognized the spot. If you said if it drives by a spot, it'll park.

[C]

That's the thing that's jamming you up.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I drove here completely without my hands

[A]

on the wheel being sharp enough to recognize. That's a spot. Now that's a spot in New York City. That's a smart car. That's a smart car. That's what I want.

[C]

How about this? If I'm in, like, let's say I'm at a Target.

[B]

I'm a big target guy when I'm in the burbs. Huge target.

[C]

Little fancy dad at Target. Aaron Day, love Target.

[B]

What do you. What do you get at Target?

[C]

Ah, sometimes I like.

[B]

You ever search the clothes at Target?

[C]

I don't like Target clothes. Either do I. I'm not big on target clothes.

[A]

Is there a Starbucks in your Target?

[C]

There's always a Starbucks in it.

[B]

Love a Starbucks.

[A]

Coffee before you go. Walk out?

[C]

Always. You get a nice little coffee walking. Yeah, I like. I like the home section. Sometimes you get, you know, I'm the other way.

[B]

I'd rather a Couple of the clothes. I do the undies. Essential undies.

[C]

What kind of undies you do?

[B]

What are they? What's, what's their brand?

[C]

Cause I'll fix you right now. I'll fix you and I'm gonna fix you.

[B]

I'm a sheath man. Honestly.

[C]

You don't wear underwear?

[A]

Not with jeans, no. I seldom wear underwear.

[C]

You going straight skin to fucking jeans.

[B]

A thin layer of gabardine between us.

[A]

Jesus Christ. I hope we can use that close up on Yanis eyes.

[B]

This is wild. You know, his eyes got closer though.

[A]

I saw that one looking.

[C]

You need a barrier between the jeans.

[B]

Listen, there's bigger problems. We got. I'll, I'll, I like it.

[A]

I don't like under underwear.

[B]

That's like going to car. Don't find parking spots itself.

[C]

Holy. That means you can't like, so every jean's got to be washed. Like underwear.

[B]

You would.

[C]

Your jeans are your underwear. Oh, no, no, but they don't.

[B]

We, yeah, yeah, we got, we got bigger fish than the underwear. What he does in his underwear and his jeans is his own business.

[C]

How, how's that possible?

[A]

How's what possible?

[C]

Do you have a bidet?

[A]

No.

[C]

So then there's streaks.

[B]

He's got a few bidets.

[A]

Streaks.

[C]

Oh, there's streaks.

[A]

I'm telling you.

[C]

How is that possible is what I'm asking You telling me, like the, the sun doesn't exist. I've never.

[B]

Oh, it's because he's a liar, that's why.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Every once in a while there'll be a little lightning bolt.

[C]

A little. Yeah, little light brown lightning bolt. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But other than that.

[B]

Heavy metal thunder.

[C]

Jesus Christ. The crotch. Your jee Jeans much? I mean, the spell, the spell's gotta be bad.

[A]

You smell it, Luke, Come over here and smell it. I'm good. They make you feel sexy.

[C]

I, I, that's an opinion.

[B]

What? Underwear. All right, back to target. What are you doing?

[C]

Tommy John's boys.

[B]

Oh, Tommy John's.

[C]

Yeah, It's a life changer.

[B]

Tommy John's are good.

[C]

Tommy John's are.

[B]

I got a lot of undies. I got like 50 pair undies.

[C]

Me too.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I got Tommy J all time. Every single one.

[B]

I like the ones from, I do like the ones from Tarp Target. Come on.

[C]

The Tommy Jones or just the Target.

[B]

What are they called? What's their brain?

[A]

Good fellas.

[C]

Oh, goodfellas. Jesus Christ.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

I mean, what's the point of all this? You could take them out, but you can't take them Out.

[B]

Goodfell's is fantastic. It used to be Massimo like that. That used to be Echo. That's good stuff.

[A]

You.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

You don't like Goodfellow stuff?

[B]

No.

[A]

What's.

[B]

It's all right. In a pinch, it's all right.

[A]

Good Fellas is fantastic. They do good.

[C]

You guys. Tommy John. You're Tommy John.

[B]

I'm a sheath man.

[C]

I gotta talk to your accountant and let them know to stop this right now.

[B]

You have an accountant.

[A]

You don't have an accountant.

[B]

I know what I'm doing.

[C]

Yeah. It's actually better that way now. Yeah.

[A]

We keep it all in care in the big bucket. No one's gonna look in there.

[C]

Accountants are. They're on a short leash.

[B]

We next year, they're gone. We gotta. We got a guy. We got a guy who. It's a. We got a guy who.

[A]

Wait, why are your accounts on a short leash?

[C]

AI is coming. Yeah, unfortunately. AI taking everybody's jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't even find a parking spot. What are you talking about? Do my taxes.

[A]

Can you grease an AI to play ball?

[C]

We'll need that. Yeah, but it's crazy. They're, you know, 30. 30,000. Oracle, one day. Boom.

[B]

Is that what they laid off?

[C]

Laid off? 30,000 one day.

[B]

Oracle.

[A]

Oracle. We're just talking about it.

[C]

Yeah. Boom. 30,000.

[A]

30,000 people in a day.

[C]

Yeah. That's just one of the many waves of layoffs that have already started. And those people. I mean, what are you gonna do? These are people with camper shoes who drink, like, cappuccinos.

[B]

What are camper shoes?

[C]

You know, it's those shoes. Camper shoes.

[A]

Luke's wearing a pair of, you know, the campers.

[B]

I didn't ever know there was shoes. I know the shoe.

[C]

Sneakers.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

What are they gonna do there? They were. They were the ones who were, like, educated and did the right thing and went.

[B]

Got job waiting. Got career degrees. Careers.

[C]

What a twist of fate, right? Remember that whole learn to code thing? And now you're like, ah, fuck. You're the first. You're the first casual dude.

[A]

I remember 0, 1, 0, no binary code.

[C]

No. You remember when, like, they were like,

[B]

everyone, like a website, become, like, a computer programmer. That's what that's going to be. The new plumbers. I remember a plumber used to work for my family's company. I was. He's like, I don't have email. And he goes. When I go, you're going to need it at some point.

[A]

He goes.

[B]

He goes. When a computer can put pipe in the ground, call me. And I went, okay.

[C]

He's right.

[B]

He's not wrong.

[C]

He's not wrong.

[B]

Guy's been making over 100 grand.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Fucking years.

[C]

And now, like, that's a valuable job now. If you're a plumber, if you're a computer programmer, you are done. You're just done.

[B]

Is that all AI now?

[C]

All AI? That's the first thing they do and the easiest thing they do. They're all done. 30,000. They're just done. Look, it's just over.

[B]

So get rid of him.

[C]

It's going to be funny because, like, San Francisco.

[A]

Did something go online or something like that?

[C]

No, the AI knows how to code. AI is coding.

[B]

So if I say make me a website or make me a website.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Can't park the car, though.

[C]

Can't park the car yet.

[A]

Fucking break.

[C]

Not impressed yet.

[A]

But yeah, park the car. Buy a dollar slice place.

[C]

There's going to be a whole new populist movement. Like remember it was like pop.

[B]

Populace.

[A]

Are you guys stupid? Yeah. All right. Populist movie. Welcome back to. Are you garbage?

[C]

Populist. Populist.

[A]

Populist.

[B]

You know. Yeah, yeah. You know what a populist is?

[A]

No.

[C]

Popular.

[A]

Popular.

[C]

The people. Workers. You know, populace.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

That sounds like Communista.

[B]

That's commie. Where? Goddamn free market around.

[A]

Take that back up to Westchester.

[C]

But you know, the teaching party, college degree, the Tea Party. It was like the Rust Belt and people who kind of were. We left behind because the economy went digital. So they had an anger.

[A]

The Boston Tea Party.

[C]

The Tea Party. You don't remember the Tea Party?

[B]

Were they good or bad?

[A]

What?

[C]

It depended.

[A]

What's he talking about?

[C]

I mean, did you guys get stupider? You don't remember the Tea Party?

[B]

I remember. I just never knew what was the Tea Party. Yeah.

[C]

You don't remember the Tea Party.

[B]

That was probably like 15 years ago.

[C]

Right wing populist movement.

[B]

That was right wing.

[C]

Yeah, they were kind of right wing. Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know nothing.

[C]

Because the Democrats were like, you know, more coastal cities. Gotcha. New York.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

More educated party of educated suburbs.

[A]

How do you spell populist?

[C]

P O, P, U, L, I, S,

[B]

T. Now he's a smart guy.

[A]

Smart guy.

[C]

But now I'm saying, like this new.

[A]

16 times 4.

[C]

Fuck, you got me on that one. Not good with math, not good with numbers.

[A]

Can't park the car.

[C]

16 then. Can you do 16? Populous.

[B]

I would do 15 times 4. Which would the B. 60 and then as for more. 64.

[A]

I need my phone.

[C]

64.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

So populist that you're saying.

[C]

I'm saying this. They're the new populist move. They'll be like a new populist movement

[A]

to what, get rid of AI?

[C]

No, they're just be disgruntled.

[B]

Yeah, right. Like these people, they got. They're like, now what do we do?

[C]

Jobs gone. So they were disgruntled. There was a populist movement of people in the rust belt that were left behind when the economy changed. Now the economy's changing again. And so you got like a, you know, a populist movement, but these people aren't like populist people.

[A]

I thought there was gonna be funny part about it. I thought there was gonna be sad and funny. I thought there was gonna be some rule where they can only do the layoffs in increments.

[B]

That would be communist.

[C]

They did a third. I mean, 30,000. I mean, that's. Yeah. And it's only one wave. There's been many waves of. That was just the most recent one that hit the news big was 30,000.

[A]

What are you buying a car for with the. With the Smart drive. What am I supposed to do to it?

[C]

What are we all supposed to do?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Yeah. I don't know. Nothing.

[C]

Yeah, it'll. Everyone will be fine. There'll be new job. Like when you think about when the Internet came along.

[B]

Yeah. Those jobs migrate value, value migration.

[C]

It changed. Like new jobs are created. Like Casey's job.

[B]

Luke.

[C]

Luke. Sorry, Casey's your new name.

[A]

Casey. New guy Casey. Luke.

[C]

This job didn't exist.

[B]

New guy Luke.

[C]

Yeah, Luke.

[A]

Luke.

[C]

Luke's got it.

[B]

We also got Mark the shark out there.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This is a. The Internet created a job.

[A]

And isn't it just like Luke to pop into something as it's. As. As it's jumping off at 27 years old if you're not Penn State educated.

[B]

Luke grew up rich kid. Rich Guy Luke, C.T.

[C]

i. I know all about Luke. I just. I forgot his name.

[A]

Just.

[B]

And Foley don't like it, huh? Foley don't like it.

[C]

You don't like that one bit. Right.

[A]

An avenue of green light. Sharp kid.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Parents taught him well.

[B]

He's hanging out at the cool restaurant.

[C]

You just don't like that he had every advantage handed to him.

[A]

Well, his parents were very. Are very intelligent people.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they're very centered, some would say populist. Very centered people.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They're Not Irish Catholic dirt bags with dysfunctional guilt ridden with.

[B]

To trigger happy anxiety.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Anger problem.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Which, you know, drinking problem.

[A]

He's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Raised on the Island. I'm Danny DeVito.

[C]

Yeah. If Luke does coke, he's gonna enjoy it and have no problems. That's what it is.

[A]

And save a little of the bag for the next day.

[C]

Yeah. He's from the class of people where they do do coke, but they completely fucking control it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they test it beforehand. Yeah, yeah, we're testing.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. You ever noticed that I'm saving the

[A]

rest for the Kentucky Derby next week.

[B]

Next week?

[A]

What?

[B]

I might not make it till Tuesday.

[A]

I used to hate that. I'm hanging on to it. You're hanging on to it. Listen, we're in the foxhole right now. Make with the goods.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

Some people got good parents.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And that's the way it should be. Wrong with it.

[A]

Luke.

[C]

Don't let. Don't let these guys.

[B]

No, I'm.

[A]

I celebrate.

[B]

I. He doesn't. I.

[A]

Yes, I do. I celebrated. I've been asking to move with your parents for a year.

[B]

Meanwhile, they're the same age.

[A]

No, they're not. They're 10 years older than me.

[C]

That's enough.

[B]

Well, when you're 50 and 60, you're about the same age. It's not like you're 5 and they're 15.

[A]

Didn't you just say in there, you never stop learning? Do you not just say that.

[B]

You never started.

[A]

But yeah, I just learned populace. And I wrote it down. I have. For these. Yeah, that's what I know. They say, hi.

[B]

Crack salt.

[A]

I know. To start throwing stones at.

[C]

I was gonna make a joke, but I. It wouldn't hit here.

[B]

No, I was.

[C]

You guys don't even remember the Tea Party. So it doesn't even work. Luke's gonna like it.

[B]

Yeah, Luke and his. Luke and his.

[C]

I'm gonna say these people, they're about. There's about to be another populist movement because now they understand the populist rage that they used to kind of probably snark at. But this time, it'll be a organically infused matcha Tea Party. Look like it's a good one, but I realized quickly, wrong audience.

[B]

That would kill. At Trader Joe's

[A]

in the produce section.

[C]

You guys don't remember during the Obama administration. I remember party rallies. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, buddy. I sometimes have to. When I hear liberal, it's all nonsense. When I hear liberal and what's the other Conservative. I have to remember what one's.

[C]

What Right.

[B]

You know what I mean? Like, I have to go Democrat. You know, I'm a bozo. Well, you know nothing about nothing.

[C]

A lot of progressives would say they feel the same way I do. And when it comes to Jew hate, dead on as well.

[B]

I love Ari Shapir.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Nothing brings. Nothing brings people together like a little Jew hate.

[A]

It's a goddamn family show, Yanni.

[C]

Well, if you go online, I got

[A]

an audition with Disney next week. You're talking about this.

[C]

The right and the left, they have. I mean, that's the one.

[B]

That's where they unite. Yeah.

[C]

Brings everybody together.

[B]

Unfortunately, over time, it has.

[C]

Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah.

[B]

Over the years.

[A]

So what do you like to get in the. In the household section at Target?

[C]

I like to look around at the pillows. Throw pillows. I think Target, you got. You get some nice. I like how we just went from that to throw pillows. Yeah, you get some nice throw pillows. Yeah. If you look around, you dig around,

[B]

you buy food there.

[C]

You're not a throw pillow guy. Decorative pillows change. Can change the whole thing.

[B]

No, I don't like it.

[C]

Change the whole thing.

[A]

I use them, you move them.

[C]

When you live with your family, you move them. But when company comes over.

[B]

Company.

[C]

You got to go out of the cabinet, get a couple throw pillows, make. Dress up the couch a little.

[A]

But I like. I like using them. And I get. I get yelled at for using.

[C]

You're not supposed to use the throw pillows. That's something you would have learned in Luke's house.

[A]

They're really nice, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because she got them from work and like, really expensive ones. And they're so comfortable. Yeah, I like using that. Why the fuck would I get something and not use it?

[C]

I don't think. I don't think it's necessarily problem. Put on the cabinet. You should have guest throw pillows as well. Like, if you like that, you should get another pair. Just in case you have a little soiree at your house, which doesn't sound like you. You're gonna be having anytime soon.

[B]

There's no tea parties happening there.

[A]

Her family has stayed there in the past. My family has stayed there in the past. Other than that, not only everyone's ever been in my apartment.

[C]

I think there's nothing fancier than.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[C]

My mom used to have this like when we had Christmas parties every year at the house. She had a like an old Cretan from the island of Crete, which is where she's from. Every Christmas party that she would throw on her bed because the coats went on the bed. But it was a fancy. Like you couldn't sleep and it was heavy and uncomfortable.

[B]

Now she did that. So people saw it.

[C]

Yeah, it's if she thought it's fancier

[A]

as they're throwing the coats on the

[C]

bed and then the coats go on the bed.

[B]

That's old school.

[A]

Shit.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What do people do now when they have a house party or whatever? You got to put the coats in the bed. Where else you put them?

[A]

I think they do, I guess. Yeah. I don't know. I think rich people have like if

[B]

people were closets and shit, if people were coming over, where would you put the coats?

[C]

You got to go with the bed.

[B]

You go with the bed.

[C]

Gotta go with the bed. Gotta go with the guest room bed. I'd go with now.

[A]

When's the last time you entertained?

[C]

But my master bedroom's so nice. I like to leave the door open. We have people over I like and my wife gets. She's like, that's her bedroom. But I'm like, it's so not. Because it's. It's part of the addition. So it's big. We got a big master bedroom with a walk in closet now and a nice master bathroom. So I'd like to leave it open. And people. I encourage people to use the bathroom in our bedroom. So I want them to walk through and see it. I want to show it off.

[A]

Good to know.

[B]

Run it by. Run it. Run the scenario by him. I'll stay out of this. He's already opened the door for you.

[A]

Yeah, I mean I'm in.

[C]

No, no. If I invite you to the party, I'm getting an outhouse because I don't want you shit in my house.

[B]

That's the question.

[A]

Let's say you're having.

[B]

He said the house.

[A]

Let's say you're having a Super bowl party. Give me a map.

[B]

We're talking wing, buffalo, chicken dip, pizza. I'm talking bad stuff going in.

[A]

Talking hoagie train.

[C]

I'm getting it out house for Foley. I'm putting it on, putting his name.

[A]

I'll go out there and shit in the pool, show you what's up. Hold on. Yeah, break down the bathrooms for me. You got one on the first floor, half a bath.

[C]

We got. We got three on the first floor.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah, we got two and a half

[A]

on the first floor. Is there bedrooms on the first floor?

[C]

First floor is first floor.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

So talking about a renovated ranch.

[B]

You got a rancher?

[A]

If you were having a party.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Where would it would be? The. The half a bath.

[C]

On the half a bath is the main guest bathroom, right? Yeah. That's off the kitchen.

[A]

Okay. But you're having a party.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's the winter.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's cold outside.

[C]

Right.

[A]

The doors are closed. Yeah. I got a sweater on.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That little fog's getting up on the window.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's later in the night. Sweat in a room.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

A lot of empty toothpicks, dead toothpicks laying around.

[C]

It's always toothpicks, beers. It's a good call, you know? Yeah.

[A]

A lot of meatballs, a lot of dips.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Assortments of that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Plus you're mixing that with the dessert tray.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So I'm not the kind of guy that's not gonna go, shrimp cocktail brownie.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Because I'll do that.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So I'm going back and forth all night.

[B]

Plus, he's a. Plus he's on a manjaro.

[C]

You eat right through the mounjaro.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Dude, the shrimp to the brownie is. That's disgusting.

[A]

So it comes around. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

8, 45.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I come

[C]

like. Like a tsunami's coming.

[A]

Yeah. But I. I can't do it down here.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'll ruin the party.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Is there any way I can use your bathroom in your room?

[C]

I'm saying yes.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

I'm saying yes. So you guys will talk about it on the podcast now I'm saying yes.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Now, if I was for the story.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do it for the pod.

[A]

I was doing that. Now your wife intimidates me. I've never even met her.

[C]

My wife would send you to the hallway. She'd send you to what we call the kids bathroom. That's where she would send you. She'd tell you to make a right. I'll tell you to make a left.

[A]

I can't in a Kid's bathroom.

[C]

I wouldn't want you to. I wouldn't want you to.

[A]

Yeah. I can't. Yeah, you look over the little toothbrushes there. I was like, what am I doing? I'm disgusting.

[B]

Buddy, your. Your bathroom, your bedroom, your domicile will be forever painted.

[A]

It will not. This is in the bathroom here.

[B]

I shared bed. I've shared bathrooms.

[C]

I might send them in the basement. You're right. I might send them down the stairs.

[A]

Oh, that's fine.

[C]

Beautiful. Beautiful. Fully renovated. I just want marble basement.

[A]

It's not about getting livable.

[C]

Legalized basement.

[B]

Such a dirt bag. Legal, Livable. He's dropped marbles.

[A]

I got all my permits. I got all my permits. It's not about getting into your master bedroom. Yeah, so I can take a peek in the medicine cabinet, right? It's about privacy.

[C]

By the way, there are Klonopins in there. Nice.

[B]

Good. How to loosen up the bowels.

[A]

How do you spell Klonopin? But like I said, your wife intimidates me. I never even met her. I have the ultimate respect for you. If I did go in there and conduct some messy business, let's say. Yeah, all right. I would make sure when I left the place, it was spotless.

[C]

I know you would. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So I wouldn't ruin the domicile.

[B]

Well, okay, sure. But the idea. The. The original idea was you were at a family member's home and, you know, the rubber was about to hit the road.

[A]

Is it garbage to ask to use the master bathroom to take a boom boom?

[B]

Yeah. And I would go. I would go, to me, the party's over for you. You fucking. You red. You redlined it too much. You went, brownie shrimp. Brownie shrimp. You got. You. You played your hand. You gotta go home, give me your

[A]

keys, and call an Uber.

[B]

He's like, but we didn't do the

[A]

truck on spinach dip.

[B]

I go, you don't. You forfeited. Try again next year. That's where I'm at. Well, making my problem everybody else's problem.

[C]

To ask to use the master bathroom is definitely garbage.

[A]

Is it?

[C]

That is definitely garbage to ask.

[A]

Now, hold on. You said. You said your wife usually closes the door.

[C]

Yeah, she usually closes the bedroom door because you.

[B]

We're all on.

[C]

It's one open space.

[A]

Huh.

[C]

So like the party.

[B]

Open it up.

[C]

If we open the door, you can see into the bedroom. It's a big, big bedroom. We have a big mattress. Master bedroom. So I like to get it. I want people to know it's all

[A]

greeked out, mirrors everywhere.

[C]

But I want people to see what I'm working with.

[A]

I love it.

[C]

I like to show it off a little bit. I'm proud of it. I guess we got cathedral ceilings in there.

[B]

Cathedral ceilings.

[C]

Ceilings with the wood beams brought over from Italy. Yeah.

[A]

Brick by brick.

[C]

And then we got pretty much Florida floor to ceiling windows. Pretty much very indoor.

[B]

Outdoor. Dude. Every dirt bag loves it.

[A]

Indoor. Outdoor.

[B]

It's outdoor. Your windows open up. I gotcha.

[A]

Yeah, we won't do too.

[C]

It's got an outdoor feel because of how the side.

[B]

So it's not indoor outdoor. It's all indoor. It's all indoor. I can just. You got windows?

[C]

Yeah, I got.

[B]

With those guys up here bragging about

[A]

windows, I could just see Yanni one of these parties going. Yeah, we went with the fiberglass pool. You know, we don't want to deal with the brick and all that kind of stuff.

[C]

Also happened to be about 50 grand cheaper.

[B]

You don't run that by us.

[A]

What was the last soiree over at the. The Papa's household?

[C]

We had a nice, nice New Year's Eve party.

[B]

Really?

[C]

I'm. You guys got to come up for

[A]

a bull party, huh?

[C]

Yeah, this summer I'm doing. I want to do a. I'm gonna do like a comics pool party.

[B]

Hit me up.

[C]

Yeah, you got both coming through. Hopefully you're not jammed up.

[A]

What?

[C]

And the free. Oh yeah.

[A]

I thought you meant in the bathroom.

[C]

I assume that will happen. There's no way you're making it a full eight hours without taking a. No,

[A]

I'm like a dog. You gotta walk me every three hours.

[B]

Scratching at the door to try to get in the house. We're all out back. You're trying to get in.

[C]

But we had a great New Year's Eve party.

[B]

Who all goes to that?

[C]

Neighbors. It was great. Just neighbors, really. Neighbors, kids.

[A]

So you're embedded in there.

[C]

It's all kids now. Like you're gonna be. You're not there yet. Your whole new social scene is gonna be.

[B]

It's starting already.

[C]

Yeah. It's all parents and neighbors who have. Have kids. So they come over with the kids. Everything's about.

[A]

Are they all cool?

[C]

Yeah, they're great. My neighbors are great.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They know what you do for a living.

[C]

Yeah. My next door neighbor is like a military cop. He's also a cop, but also works for the military.

[A]

Like regular dudes you can like, you know, on the side. You're bullshitting with. Talking freely.

[C]

My. My. My guy next to me is a retired firefighter, people. It's great. It's really great. And then the guy two doors down from me.

[A]

You believe what they're doing over there?

[C]

He works on ships. He was out there on ships?

[A]

Ships.

[B]

At seven years old, he's on ships. Out there on ships.

[C]

He does like. He does. He like. Is, like, goes on the ship.

[A]

Is he in the Navy?

[C]

No, merchant marine. Merchant marine. He went to school for that? Yeah.

[A]

They drive cars.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

They run cargo.

[B]

What are you in the biz? They run cargo.

[A]

I almost went to the merchant marina Cat academy. I did.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I wanted to go.

[B]

I almost. In Yanni's bedroom, I wanted to go. You want to do a lot of things.

[A]

We played them in the. In a tournament, in lacrosse.

[C]

But, God, it was nice. We got drunk. We started singing My Way. The whole. Everyone was drunk.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Frank Sinatra's My Way. Kids were running around. We let them stay up late. It's great.

[A]

How many people?

[C]

Fun time? Probably about 25 people now.

[B]

What's that cost you? You're worried about the price? I'm in on this. I'm in on that.

[A]

Costco, this and that.

[C]

Good thing. When you. When you do kids, it's mostly. You always go, what are the kids eating? So it's chicken fingers pizza all the time. Chicken fingers. Get used to chicken fingers pizza, buddy.

[B]

I haven't for the last 38 years, which makes.

[C]

It gets you really.

[A]

Who does the cooker for the adults?

[C]

The order. You don't make pizzas?

[A]

Really? No, no, no.

[C]

Oh, for the adults. Oh, my wife made a spinach dip, and we got. We did a meat and cheese display. You gotta do that, right? With the crackers.

[A]

So nobody's.

[B]

The crackers called it a display. Like it's at a museum. You gotta come up and see the exit. The prosciutto exhibit.

[C]

You gotta throw something out.

[A]

Yeah, you're just flexing. You got the bedroom door open. And meet and cheat. All right, everybody get the out.

[B]

No. Hey, guys, guys. In 10 minutes, we're gonna circle up, go out and look at the cars.

[A]

Drives itself.

[B]

They got their own rooms.

[C]

We had. We did have a nice. We had the. The heat mats and we had. We ordered some nice. We had some chicken cutlets and we had a few.

[B]

What on it? On the table?

[C]

On the dis. In the. In the kitchen. Right there. On the. On the island. On the mini island.

[A]

You keep them warm?

[C]

Yeah, keep them warm. You put them on the heat. You got to get those heat.

[B]

I don't think I've Whoa.

[A]

Johnny's living in the future.

[B]

Heat mat for countertop.

[C]

Yeah, you got to get ready.

[A]

See this? For what?

[B]

No, like, you plug it in there.

[C]

Party. Yeah, he does heat mats. Look at those.

[A]

I'll be living at the YMC with a roommate named Reggie.

[C]

Covered in warmth. People come in, they take their own spoon, dump it down. We had a little baked ziti out there. Or I think it was petty. Vodka is always a solid choice.

[A]

You order that or make go wrong.

[C]

No, we ordered everything.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

The only thing that was made was my wife's spinach dip.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

Yeah. So you got serving the drinks, huh?

[A]

Who's serving the drinks? People come in. Do you do the initial wave? Guys, we're gonna get you to drink.

[B]

And what do you have? You got red wine, white wine, Got some brown liquor.

[C]

Rose, we got brown. We have a whole. I have a. A liquor, you know, cabinet, tray, trays, two trays.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

You know, so we got that in the corner. Whatever you need.

[B]

Got fresh ice.

[C]

Fresh ice from the fridge.

[A]

Whenever you need fresh ice from the fridge, from the fridge that runs out.

[B]

Well, I got an ice maker.

[A]

Yanni got an ice maker.

[B]

Nice guy.

[A]

You mean the little ice maker.

[C]

Summer parties. I'll go get the ice.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But this was a winter party, so I didn't assume there was gonna be too much ice. It's cold out there, but I got the downstairs fridge stock with seltzers and beers.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

With hard seltzers and beers.

[A]

That's your garage fridge.

[C]

And flavored seltzers. You got the bottled waters ripped open out. People can grab them if they want.

[B]

Kind of bottle.

[C]

What do you mean? What kind of bottle?

[A]

Poland.

[C]

Poland Spring. Okay. Yeah. Poland Spring.

[B]

Gentlemen, can you keep any sparkling water at the house?

[C]

Absolutely. Gotta have a couple of bottles of Pellegrino as an option.

[B]

Glass or plastic? Glass.

[A]

Can I do an ouzo if I want it?

[C]

I like the big ones with a little assortment of lemons and limes up there. Up to you. That way I go up to you. You want to.

[B]

I'm not putting you down any.

[C]

Whatever you guys know wit. You want it. Wit or without?

[A]

What if I want to have an Uzo? You got an Uzo up there for me?

[C]

I do have Uzo, but nobody goes. Nobody's going Uzo. You. You want. Would you want an Uzo?

[A]

I go Uzo.

[C]

Are you allowed?

[A]

No, I don't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I'm not drinking, but, yeah, I would go. I like Uzo. You like Zambuca, too? After the meal with the espresso.

[C]

I hate uzo. I like sambuca, but uzo is just real.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They're too licoricey for me.

[A]

I like how it gets cloudy when you put the ice in it.

[C]

Yeah. Just not a fan.

[B]

I like it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I like. I like the zambuca and the espresso after. After dinner while you're.

[C]

Oh, God. A sambu for the guy. Sambuca with espresso after a meal is. Is incredible. Yeah, it's incredible.

[A]

That's all right.

[C]

When you drop a couple coffee beans in the.

[A]

In the sambuca, three beans is our good friend.

[C]

That's when you know you're living like the rich. He says, yeah, you're living like the

[B]

rich guy really came a long way, you know what I mean?

[A]

Everybody dressed up nice at this party.

[C]

It actually was.

[A]

What do you got?

[C]

I got a picture of the outfit.

[B]

Outfit of the day. Ootd stunting.

[C]

I got a picture of the outfit.

[B]

I guarantee you got a picture of the bedroom.

[C]

I think I. I think I might.

[A]

I guarantee Johnny's got one foot forward in this picture.

[B]

What, his chin like, dude.

[A]

Three of his boys hanging on.

[C]

Party.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, that's real nice.

[C]

Winter colors.

[B]

Yeah, Flannel. Looks like you. Looks like you're not a chop wood.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You really don't pull in the front. I chopped the lemons in the line.

[A]

Hold on. Was the pool in the front yard during. During this?

[C]

I think it was, actually. Yeah, I think. Unfortunately, I think it was.

[A]

Johnny. Pool looks great.

[C]

Yeah, I think it was wild.

[B]

Now when someone's coming over to work on the house, do you make it seem like you're a man? Whoa. It's very nice. Let's see if we can get some vaulted ceilings. That's very nice.

[C]

Might be the only one we got.

[B]

Yeah, very nice.

[A]

That's all right. Love to see it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, let's do a couple of questions. Get to a couple of questions. Why we're on the. Why we're on the topic of food. This is from Lauren. Ten dollar soul sister. Never have one read, shout out to you. Is it garbage to eat your takeout slash dinner leftovers for breakfast the next morning, regardless of what they are. Steak, chicken Alfredo, Chinese food. Is there a limit to what you'll do for breakfast?

[C]

No, I've done it all. Yeah, I've hit the. I've hit the leftovers for breakfast garbage.

[A]

For sure.

[C]

Let's do it like before coffee. I've done it in my underwear, straight out of bed.

[B]

Something so Dirty but good. You're like, I'm just doing it.

[C]

Leftovers. It's just. It's so that feeling when you wake up and you know that it's there, that you know that there's leftovers. There's. I think there's few better feelings. I'm trying to think. It's one of the best feelings.

[A]

One night in the fridge, there's still that pulse.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

In the center of it. Yeah, it's still there.

[C]

It's not bad yet.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

It's still so good.

[A]

It's not. It's not rock through.

[C]

Just needs about 20, 25 seconds in the microwave.

[A]

Little love.

[C]

Just give it a little warmth in the microwave. Let it touch. Just a little. It's a little spank from the microwave. Just a little spank of heat.

[A]

I've started doing this in my later years. My old roommate used to do this all the time. He would always say, don't put the leftovers in there. Like if we would get Chinese food. And he'd be like, I'm going to bed.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't put the chat. Don't put the leftovers. And don't put my leftovers in the fridge. Put them in the microwave. Leave it in there. If you leave it in there one night, it's.

[B]

I get it. The second again, that's a little.

[C]

I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

[A]

I've done that with burger. With McDonald's burgers over the summer.

[B]

I just left for the whole summer.

[A]

No, dummy. Like, I. Like I would. In my little routine, it would always end with, you know, McDonald's order. And then.

[C]

Jesus.

[A]

I. Maybe I wouldn't get to it. The daily doubles at McDonald's, but I

[C]

get with McDonald's, you don't really want it to harden up in the fridge.

[A]

I don't. I do. I do. Like, I do like a cold Wendy's burger in the fridge. I like a cold hamburger.

[B]

You're a bit of an interesting guy. Yeah.

[C]

You really are.

[A]

And I only poop in the master bedroom.

[C]

Yeah. There's nothing about a cold fast food burger that I like.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Because when it's cold, you could really. The heat disguises, loses all of you. Yeah. I like disguises that you're eating absolute poison.

[A]

I like to know what it is. I like to be in. I take the red pill. You want to feel hurt?

[B]

You want to.

[A]

No, I don't want to feel hurt.

[C]

Like a little pain. Like a little chasing.

[B]

You're riding the lightning, as they say.

[A]

Put the gun to my head.

[C]

I would never. I would never keep it in the microwave. It's not a storage. But I'm familiar. I'm familiar with the bit. I know what you're talking about. Because it is cut off from the rest of the air.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's sealed in.

[A]

Just a point of not refrigerant.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Yeah. So it doesn't get that refrigeration just

[C]

for one night, that's an early commitment. That means, you know, that's a premeditated crime.

[B]

You know when you wake up in the morning.

[C]

Yeah. You know you're going right at it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're going right at. So when you put it in there at night, you go, in the morning. I'm going right at this thing.

[A]

Sleep tight.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Another perfect food.

[C]

One.

[A]

Don't let the bug man bite.

[B]

This is from Lee Ride Ten dollar homie. Never have one Red. What's the classy way to eat a hit and chips. Do you. One, pour the whole bag of chips out on the pa, let's say. All right, so set the table. You got the hoagie. Unwrap it.

[A]

Great.

[B]

Get your paper. Open it up. Right. One, you pour the whole bag of chips on the paper. Two, you go chip for chip out of the bag. Three, you pour the chips as you go a little bit there. Eat them a little bit there.

[C]

The chips have to come out of the bag. You don't want to keep reaching in. That's a glow for pain.

[B]

I like going in.

[C]

Well, because you're lying.

[B]

Yesterday.

[C]

That's for people who are lying to themselves thinking that they're not gonna eat the whole bag.

[B]

I know. I'm doing the whole bag. I like going in.

[C]

You like going in.

[B]

There's something. When they're out, they've. It's mentally not the same thing. To me.

[A]

I would have said a little bit

[C]

of a conservative free range.

[B]

Yeah, I like them in there.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

That's looking to get hurt.

[C]

That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. That's actually crazy work to me.

[A]

Yeah. You're lying.

[C]

Crazy. You're lying.

[B]

I know, dude. I literally bought the whole bag. And as I was picking, I went, I'm gonna eat.

[C]

So why would you make a trip every time?

[A]

Have a nice Saturday. Kevin.

[C]

Dump the. I would make a trip for each chip. Don't you like to double up once in a while?

[B]

Yeah, but I feel like I like eating the whole bag. And there's like a. There's a mental thing to eating the whole Bag. And once they come out of the bag, it's like they're in a bowl at a party. They're not. It's not the bag.

[C]

But when they're out of the bag and they're sitting there, then it's a canvas I love. Now you got a canvas. Now you can do things with. You can go two or three at a time if you want.

[A]

You can throw a game on.

[C]

You could chips, you sprinkle them. Hey, you could do whatever you want with them.

[B]

I'm not judging you idiots on. That's just what I do. I'm not saying it's class.

[C]

I think it's an inferior move is what I'm saying.

[A]

Yeah, I would, I would have said, I'm sorry, Yanni, Go ahead.

[C]

I think it's an inferior, dare I say garbage move.

[B]

I don't, you know.

[A]

Oh, you think the bags look.

[B]

You know, it's classier. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

[C]

She still got wrapping on your plate?

[B]

Sure.

[C]

You still got like packaging on your plate?

[A]

Well, that's what I wanted to say.

[C]

You want to remove all that? You want it.

[B]

Just one. You put it on a plate or

[C]

if you're on plate or a napkin or whatever you.

[A]

No, we're talking

[B]

this guy's box.

[A]

Hold on. The situation was you open the hoagie,

[B]

you're eating out of the paper.

[C]

Yeah. So you don't want the bag in there. Looks like you went up to go to the bathroom. Somebody came and saw that plate, they'd be like, you're eating somebody else's thing.

[A]

You know, I would have said that the option A is the classy as dumping the whole bag of chips. But this guy brought up a point.

[B]

The Porsche go.

[A]

The little. The Porsche go. Because I have been in a situation, large gentleman such as I am, where I couldn't finish said hoagie and then I had to re wrap it up in that same paper with little Cheetos chips everywhere, crumbs.

[C]

That never happened. You guys are lying today.

[A]

You guys are lying today.

[C]

You've eaten only half the hoagie before.

[A]

Or one of those Chris, Sal and Charlie.

[C]

Or you didn't finish the chips. Who hasn't finished the chips? What kind of psychopath.

[A]

I'm telling. I'm right there in the story. They're huge.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean the chips. You're saying there's chip residue in there. You didn't, you didn't get down with the wet finger.

[A]

And not if they're honey barbecue fritos there's going to be a little. There's going to be some, you know, shrapnel flavor dust. Yeah.

[C]

So that's going to throw you off. Just a little flavor dust.

[A]

It doesn't throw me off. But that if somebody, if somebody opened the.

[B]

I love how it's like two minutes ago, you're like, yeah, I like leaving hamburgers out overnight. Now you're like, yeah, there's flavor crystals on my.

[A]

That is. No, that is not gonna throw me off from eating it.

[B]

This is the most divisive conversation we've ever had.

[A]

It's the, it's the appearance of. That would be most garbage. Because if somebody went in, I was like, oh, there's half a hoagie and then they open up and there was like, you know, if you're going.

[C]

If you're going for aesthetics and looks. Yeah, it's a little bit of. More of a dirtier paper.

[B]

Well, I feel if you dump the whole bag of chips out, that's just like, that's a lot of chips. A lot of chrome. It just looks messy. The pores. You go, poor quarter item would be the classiest.

[C]

It would be the classiest move. I guess you're right.

[A]

But out of the bag.

[C]

But only by looks. Only by looks.

[B]

Only by looks.

[C]

Only by looks.

[B]

I also think a little bit of the only butter, the regular. You're regulating it. That's classy. Dumping the whole thing is impulsive. Me digging out of the bag like a raccoon is trash. I think a little bit. You do a little bit. Okay.

[C]

But whichever way you slice it, it's more honest because I'm eating all the chips. I'm also. Now I got a canvas. I can do what I want with the chips. So I take a little here and I definitely. I sprinkle some on whatever sandwich I'm having. Putting chips on a sandwich, it's getting crunch in there. Yeah, I'm adding the crunch.

[A]

It's getting crunch 100%. And the adding chips as you go is only the post game appearance. Canvas, the actual canvas. The beauty of a sandwich on a Saturday. Paper. A whole bag of chips there in front of you. Sodi. Game on. That's nice.

[C]

That isn't nice.

[B]

Oh, I got all sorts of.

[C]

Yeah, that is.

[B]

It made me want to be a bigger takeaway.

[A]

No, well, I'm saying, I'm saying the only reason.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

No, you do a little bit at a time is. Is for when you're. If you have to wrap it back

[C]

up, it is Nice. You know the problem is when you get oil and vinegar in there on the paper, then you got really got to finish the sandwich or you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta move the sandwich. You can't wrap it in the paper with the wet olive oil and the vinegar. That's the problem.

[A]

How do you feel about that? If that does happen, then maybe not wrapping the same thing, but let's say there's a hoagie in the fridge that has olive oil and vinegar on it and that those little pieces on the, on the bun get soaked.

[C]

That's where it's tough. That's where it's tough.

[A]

You hit one of those, you're like, oh, it's like stepping in quicksand. Fuck.

[C]

But you're committed to the paper because what are you going to do unless you have sandwich paper in your house? If you're at your house. That, that's actually a good reason why you should have extra sandwich paper in your house in case you got a little oil and vinegar. It's a strong move actually.

[B]

Very nice.

[C]

Because if you got oil and vinegar on the sandwich, you can, you can move the sandwich and put it in fresh paper. You can't put it in Saran Wrap. You ever taste the sandwich in Sarah wrap?

[B]

You taste the plastic glue?

[C]

Yeah, you can taste it later.

[A]

I wish plastic. I wish I had fun sandwich paper in there. I grabbed everything, I'd wrap everything up in that.

[C]

See this conversation, that's what happens. That's through debate. We come up with.

[B]

We got here.

[C]

Yeah, we got to a place recommendation for people is to have sandwich paper in their home. And if you're in Philly and you're

[B]

him with a diet.

[A]

Did you have sandwich paper in your house?

[B]

What?

[A]

I could see that like in a nice roller on the thing. I'm wrapping everything up.

[B]

I remember recently realizing how trashy my family was because we were sitting there and my wife didn't know about chips on a sandwich. And I schooled her on chips on a sandwich. And then it was me, my mom and my wife down ashore North Wildwood. And my mom put chips on a sandwich. And she went, your mom's putting chips on a sandwich. And I was like, ah, that's generational trash. I don't think a grandmother should be putting chips on a sandwich. That's like a high 20 year old.

[A]

Look over and just see your grandma

[B]

squishing them, crushing Doritos on it on a tuna hoogie.

[A]

Gotta break them up, otherwise they can caught my fillings.

[B]

We Gotta wrap it up.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, one of our absolute favorites.

[B]

Family, baby.

[A]

The best. Giannis Papas, ladies and gentlemen.

[C]

Thank you for having any.

[A]

Coming up, you want the folks to know about.

[C]

Yeah. My new special still up there. Go check it out. If you haven't watched, it's called Property Owner. You can catch me on the road. West Nyack, New York.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

What's is coming out next week?

[A]

Next week?

[C]

Next week. So West Nyack, New York, if you came, saw me in Boston.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Then Emmaus, Pennsylvania on May 2nd. Where in Pennsylvania? Emmaus. Emmaus, Pa. I don't know Emmaus.

[A]

I know it.

[C]

Yeah. And then, you know, there's some other dates throughout the summer. Philadelphia, Philly in August.

[B]

Philly, go see Yanni with a Diet Coke. Yeah.

[C]

Austin in August. Philly in Austin in August. And some. Some place in July. I don't remember. Love it in June. I don't remember. But go to my website, Giannispepskomedy.com and of course, the History Hyenas.

[A]

Of course, the History Hyenas. Give Chrissy our love.

[B]

Yes, I will.

[A]

And we love you, Kippy. What do you got for him?

[B]

Guys, we're on the road. All tickets [e-mail] we just announced Atlantic City at the Hard Rock. Get your tickies. That's gonna sell out last year. Down ashore this summer. Get your tickies.

[A]

We love you la, too.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Come see us in la. To Netflix is a joke fest. Giannis, we love you.

[C]

Love you guys, man. Always one of my favorite times.

[B]

Love you, buddy.

[A]

Gang, we love you, too. We'll see you next week.

[B]

Peace.