Timmy No Brakes!

Summary

Are You Garbage? — “Timmy No Brakes!”

Episode Date: March 31, 2026
Hosts: H. Foley & Kevin Ryan
Guest: Timmy No Brakes
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Episode Overview

In this riotous, boundary-pushing episode, Foley and Ryan sit down with rising comedy star and Kill Tony regular, Timmy No Brakes. With his wild personality, brazen stories of success, and a relentless string of outrageous tall tales, the episode is a parody-laden deep dive into Timmy’s “success,” streetwise origins, and larger-than-life persona. The main mission: determine if Timmy is “garbage” by Are You Garbage? standards—or, as the hosts come to believe, perhaps the classiest guest they’ve ever had.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Timmy’s (Exaggerated) Origin Story

• Jersey Kid, Rough Roots

  • Grew up in Trenton—“over a dumpster fire underneath the 85 highway” (05:00)
  • Mother was “a whore,” never met his father, on his own since infancy
  • Got into “black culture,” began “slinging dope at three, lost his virginity at five—to a 70 year old prostitute” (05:10)
    • Memorable Quote: “I paid. She was older or whatever. And then she ended up paying me back with interest because I fucked the show good.” – Timmy (05:28)

• Early Hustle & Comedy Genesis

  • Sold bootleg Girl Scout cookies, dressed as a girl scout. Used insult humor to make sales.
    • First comedy set was at 17: “Went up and I kill. This guy’s like, ‘I want you to come on the road with me.’” (06:59)
  • Became an opener, then “buried” his mentor and took over the show.
    • “I ended up doing an hour and a half riffing the whole thing. I don’t have material… roasting people for an hour and a half, killing.” – Timmy (08:06)

2. Meteoric / Satirical Rise to Fame

• Road Dog Status

  • Claims to only travel by car, receiving “roadhead the whole time” (03:57)
  • “I can only cum in a state of danger, so that’s kind of why I do it.” (04:11)

• Comedy Domination

  • Crashed into the Austin scene, brags about bumping Rich Voss at The Mothership, then joining Kill Tony by “signing up” and shining in the interview portion (10:09).

• Selling Out—Theaters and Arenas

  • Claims sell-out crowds at theaters and “stadiums”—with show guarantees of $7 million per set (11:10, 14:09, 25:58)
    • Notable Quote: “So that’s about a $21 million at $75 a ticket.” – Timmy (14:15)
  • On agent relations: “My first manager would pay me every show I did, just for the opportunity.” (11:52)

3. The Timmy No Brakes Franchise

• Rap Star: One-Man Show

  • Claims to do entire albums solo: “I do all the raps, I engineer it and I distribute it. The only special thanks I could give…was the owner of the studio, gave me head the whole time.” – Timmy (12:41)
  • Innovates “timmy No Breaks featuring Timmy No Brakes” as the first rapper to feature on his own song (13:20)
  • Does opener, feature, and headline spots—all himself: “That’s how you build the progression. Money goes right in your pocket, right in the coffer. Boom.” (13:59, 14:01)

• Self-Run Empire

  • Silent owner of 70+ Papa John’s, started Audio-Technica and Rode Mic, claims to own Notre Dame (“the church in France”). (28:11, 28:27, 28:39)
    • “And then I’m the owner of Notre Dame. Church in France.” (28:39)
  • Only accepts crypto for payments: “Dogecoin…Elon and I are friends and stuff like that.” (26:13)
  • Donates all “charity” to self-owned LLC: “Timmy No Brakes Foundation, LLC.” (27:59)
    • “I donate it to myself.” (28:02)

• Brand Synergy, Cutthroat Approach

  • Ruth’s Chris Steak House is his only paid endorsement; desperately wants DiGiorno’s to sponsor his porn parodies (37:52, 38:05)

4. Lifestyle & Eccentric Demands

• Touring Routine

  • Preference for “intimate theaters” to scope out the crowd for sex or fights: “I only do intimate shows so that I could see who in the audience I want to fuck after the show.” (02:22)
  • On prolific sex life: “I’m fucking three, four, sometimes five times a night. I come every time. Each sesh I hold my cum for about an hour…six, seven hour back to back session.” (02:52)

• Show Rider

  • Insists on 6-17 “whores” and a food regimen of “puss…puss, puss, puss, puss,” “various chips,” Air Force 1s to “throw in the mop bucket,” and live debates on Palestine/Israel as vocal warmups (19:09)
    • “I line them up, I get my nutrients, eat the puss. ...I have four Jews...we debate Palestine versus Israel. That’s my vocal warmup.” (19:11)

• Personal Style

  • Shops at exclusive, private Men’s Wearhouse locations—“there’s a Men’s Warehouse in every city…just for me.” (30:59)
  • Favorite artist: “Yay (Kanye). Not for the music, just everything else.” (31:41)

• Food & Drink

  • Eats pussy and pizza mainly; “I only eat pussy. I’m like a vampire with blood.” (18:48)
  • Go-to drink: “Tito’s and soda…Guinness…espresso martinis.” (34:18)

5. Showbiz and Celebrity Encounters

• Acting & Musical Aspirations

  • Quotes 50 Cent and Daniel Day Lewis as acting inspirations (22:21, 22:57)
  • Praises Tarantino—but didn’t know he was a director until the hosts correct him (23:19)

• Most Famous Person Met

  • Pauly Shore (“Read scenes with him, great actor…”), then—jokes—Harvey Weinstein (29:09, 30:06)
    • “Pauly Shore…Son In Law is an absolute classic…” (29:15–29:25)

• On His Father

  • Claims Andrew Dice Clay is his real father, who “stole my whole act and I have no interest in meeting him” (16:05, 16:21)

• Franchise Potential

  • Jokes that there are several “Timmy No Brakes” touring units, like Gallagher (“I have four different Timmy No Breaks that go”). (17:00)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On self-mythology:
  “Everything comes to me easy. I make music now. I do rap. I put out an album, Timmy No Breaks, self-titled—check it out on Spotify.” (12:37)

• On dropping wisdom for listeners:
  “You should actually put Are You Garbage? on the blockchain. I highly recommend it.” (27:03)

• On his sexual prowess:
  “Every person I have sex with dies afterwards. It’s pretty bad.” (35:51)

• On philanthropy:
  “Yeah, I donate it to myself.” (27:59)

• On being class, not garbage:
  Foley: “After all that, I have to say, you’re 100% class.” (38:32)
  Timmy: “That literally means a lot. I like you guys too, and I never said that.” (38:47)

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Select Timestamps for Key Moments

• 00:53 – Episode Introduction/Guest teased as “one of Austin’s biggest”
• 01:54 – Timmy’s sarcastic reluctance to appear, brags about sex life
• 05:00 – Timmy’s “dumpster fire” childhood story
• 08:06 – Comics discuss early gigs and “burying” his mentor
• 10:07 – Kill Tony anecdote, bumps Rich Voss, fast rise
• 12:41 – Timmy explains his “all-in-one” musical career
• 16:05 – Claims Andrew Dice Clay is his father
• 19:11 – Wild show rider details: “eat the puss,” debates, chips, and Air Force Ones
• 22:21 – 50 Cent as acting coach
• 26:13 – Accepts payment only in crypto, financial advice: “Dogecoin, Ethereum, blockchain”
• 28:39 – “I’m the owner of Notre Dame. Church in France.”
• 29:09 – “Pauly Shore” as most famous person met
• 34:18 – Drinks of choice: Tito’s & soda, Guinness, espresso martinis
• 35:51 – “Every person I have sex with dies afterwards…”
• 38:32 – Hosts declare Timmy “100% class”
• 38:47 – Timmy: “That means a lot…I like you guys too.”

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Tone & Energy

• The episode is a fast-paced, riff-heavy satire brimming with raunch, bravado, and intentional absurdity.
• The hosts and Timmy volley increasingly shameless “brags,” skewering celebrity culture, podcast tropes, and the concept of “class” itself.
• Typical Are You Garbage? banter and riffing remain, with Foley and Ryan playing the straight men to Timmy’s relentless hyperbole.

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Conclusion

The episode is a classic Are You Garbage? send-up, with Timmy No Brakes embodying the ultimate satire of the comedy “success story.” The monologues are absurdly self-aggrandizing, the punchlines over-the-top, and the whole thing serves as an ironic celebration of “garbage” living in the trappings of “class.” The hosts, charmed and overwhelmed, ultimately crown Timmy as, perhaps inadvertently, one of their “classiest” guests ever.

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Final Notable Quote:
“I think I’ve done enough plugs last night—you know what I’m saying?”
— Timmy No Brakes (39:38)

Transcript

[A]

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you Garbage?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that if they grew up to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in the new edition. She is upstairs clipping her toenails.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's a light morning. She's taking it easy.

[B]

Good to know she's eating them, though.

[A]

It's weird. Mike coast is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of Are youe Garbage? Internet international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for K.J. kevin. James Ryan.

[B]

What up, gang? Shout out to you as always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe. Thanks for tuning in. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the charts. Yes, we are. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com all yougarbage. You go over there, you get all that famous content.

[A]

And gang, we are here for a very special episode of our new Garbage. We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first. He is on a rocket ship to fame. One of the biggest to come out of Austin.

[B]

Baddest.

[A]

One of the stars over there at Kill Tony. Give it up for Timmy Nobre.

[C]

Give it up for me.

[A]

Thank you for coming in. You've made time for us.

[C]

You're doing the roll. So when you said everybody's favorite podcast, that was a joke, right?

[B]

A couple of select few.

[C]

Not my favorite podcast. Yeah, I'm a Steve Harvey guy. He's my guy.

[B]

I didn't know he has a podcast.

[C]

No, he is a couple of pods. I think he has an entire podcast network where it's just the Steve Harvey Show. Steve Harvey time. Big, big, big boy with Steve Harvey. A lot of stuff.

[A]

Harvey podcast.

[C]

I only listen to black podcasts.

[B]

I got to get in on that scene.

[A]

Timmy, thank you for coming in and sitting down with us. We appreciate you making time for us. We know you're very busy.

[C]

I did not want to come. I forgot that I even said yes to this. So, yeah, they sent me a. They sent me an Uber, but it wasn't even an Uber Comfort. It was an U. And I almost said, get out of Here, Priyank. And then. And then I ended up coming, so now I'm here. But yeah, doing big shows out in Belmore. I think it's a theater, like a 180 theater.

[B]

180 cedar, 180 C theater.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's an intimate theater.

[C]

Yeah. I only do intimate shows so that I could see who in the audience I want to fuck after the show.

[B]

And who you can beat up, I presume.

[C]

My dick is going to fall off from the amount of Belmore pussy I got, let me tell you. Oh, my God.

[A]

God, has it been like that as of late? The broads thrown it at you.

[B]

Big star.

[C]

Yeah. It's like if you could. If I had a catcher's mitt, I could maybe catch all the pussy that's being thrown my way. But I don't. So I just. I have to field as much as I can. But yeah, I'm fucking three, four, sometimes five times a night.

[B]

A night?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I come every time. And each sesh I hold my cum for about an hour. So it's. I didn't sleep last night. That was a six, seven hour back to back session. I just line him up outside of my Ritz Carlton, Belmont.

[B]

There's a Ritz Carlton out in Bellmore.

[A]

At the Ritz.

[C]

Yeah, you guys got to watch the Steve Harvey show. I'm telling you, he talks about all this stuff. He's a big Ritz Carlton guy. He's the guy that I listened to his travel show. I listened to that. And it tells me where I need to go, what riches to stay at, which ones to stay away from.

[B]

Wow, you're a Ritz Carlton. I wouldn't. I wouldn't admit you're a man of the people. Salty there with blue collar, kind of tough guy. I never picked.

[A]

Humble beginnings.

[C]

Yes, absolutely. Humble beginnings. Everybody's gotta start somewhere, you know? We all gotta start somewhere.

[B]

Yeah, it's your kids.

[C]

Yeah, you gotta start somewhere. You gotta believe in yourself. But most people don't have the talent to get to where I got. Of course, obviously, and stuff like that. I know you guys are struggling, but if you stick it, you stick with it, you can get to where I get. You could be a big kill tone comic.

[B]

Bad kill tone.

[A]

I assume you're flying private.

[B]

Usually first class, at least.

[C]

I drive everywhere. It took me seven days to get here, but I'm getting roadhead the whole time. So it goes by like that.

[B]

That's good. What kind of car. What kind of car are you. Are you driving? Or you got a driver?

[C]

I drive, but it's one of those, you know, those like driver's ed cars and stuff like that. So I have my bitch driving, okay. And I'm just on the wheel pretending to drive. Right. And then she suck my dick at the same time. So it's actually like really dangerous. But I can only come in a state of danger, so that's kind of why I do it like that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah, fair enough. That, Listen, you know, I'm just being myself. I'm trying to be myself.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

Give us the. Give us the backstory. Give us the origin story of Timmy. Jersey kid. Right.

[C]

I'm a Jersey kid.

[B]

What part of New Jersey?

[C]

Trenton.

[B]

Trenton. Capital.

[C]

Yeah. Capital of New Jersey.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah. I grew up. So I had a hard beginning. I grew up over a dumpster fire underneath the 85 highway.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

In Trenton and stuff. My mother was a whore and my father never met him. Right. And so I was, you know, basically on my own from. As a baby.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Fending from my own, you know, and a lot of black people there. That's how I got into black culture and stuff. Started sling dope at three. Lost my virginity at five. Damn. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

How old was she?

[C]

She was like 70. She was one of those, you know,

[A]

you have a type.

[C]

So she was a. She was a whore, obviously. And I was like, I gotta get it in, you know? So I paid. She was older or whatever. And then she ended up paying me back with interest because I fucked the show good.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

So after that I got into porn and. But it was just me, you know, it was. They were all. They were all milf, skilfuls and whatever. And I was doing that for a while. And then eventually I get to the point where I'm about 17 years old and I mastered a bunch of stuff. I was. I was doing chef stuff. I was making Girl Scout cookies for a while, selling them on my own. Top seller. Yeah. Bootleg shit, samosas, you know, all that sort of stuff and Taglons and, you know, and I remember I was going door to door and there was this door I went up to and I had my Girl Scout cookies and I dressed up like a girl Scout to really get the sales going nice. And they were there and they were like, I don't want those cookies. Right. Uh huh. And I look them in the eyes, I'm like, yeah, you do. And I could not get this guy to buy my cookies. And so I ended up. Just a joke came out of me. Right. And I was like, you're gay. And all of a sudden he started dying laughing. He bought the rest of the cookies that I had. So I was like, maybe there's something here. I hit up an open mic. There was this guy, 17 at the time. I'm 17. And there was a guy named Johnny Screwball in the. Or Freddie Hammers, something like one of those guys in the audience. He sees me, I go up and I kill.

[A]

Looking for talent?

[C]

Yes. I guess, I don't. I don't know.

[B]

He's an agent in Trenton.

[C]

Yeah, something like that. But there's a big trending scene, capital of showbiz. It is literally the new Hollywood. And I, you know, so I was there, I go up, I kill, right? I kill. This guy's like, I want you to come on the road with me. So I start doing road dates with this guy.

[B]

Freddie Hammers first.

[C]

Freddy Hammers or Johnny Scrub.

[B]

It was one of them.

[C]

I really can't remember.

[B]

How long ago was this?

[C]

Well, I'm 18 now, so that was that. Six, six or seven months ago. Oh, no, no, no. It was. It was like 10 months ago or whatever. And you lived a life you can't

[A]

remember six months ago?

[C]

Oh my God. I am so.

[B]

That's a lot of pussy.

[C]

I am so hopped up on cocaine most of the time that I don't remember my nights. That's the only way that I can fuck that much. Because we all know cocaine gives you massive erections. Of course. So anyways, I do, I do that show. I start to get taken on the road by this guy. And the first night that I'm on the road, I bury him. He bombs after me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus.

[B]

How much time are you doing?

[C]

Well, I was supposed to do five, but I ended up doing an hour and a half.

[B]

That'll bury anybody.

[C]

So I do an hour and a half riffing the whole thing. I don't have material and stuff. I'm like, you're gay, you're a whore. You, you know, take out your dick. Show me your dick. That's a micro roasting people for an hour and a half, killing. Telling my stories, talking about trenin, you know. I ended up playing, you know, I ran out. I was like, you know, lost. I was running out of steam, to be honest. For the first, doing standup and I took out a deck of cards and I started to just play war with different people in the audience. And people were laughing a lot. I'm like, I win and people start dying. You win every Hand, I assume every fucking hand. I'm like, ace. Cause I cheat.

[B]

I was gonna say lucky guy.

[C]

So, yeah, I was on the road. I was doing that, and then had that set, and he ended up being like, okay, I'll open for you. So I started. Wow. Switched like that. Switched it like that. That's when I started to do my.

[B]

You're doing four hours.

[C]

So I give him three minutes. I was giving him three minutes at the time.

[B]

How was he doing with the three minutes?

[C]

Well, he was so afraid to, you know, bae. He would bomb. He would bomb. He also wasn't a good comic because he just does Hammer material. He's like, I'm Johnny Hammers. I'm gonna nail ya. And it's like he wants to hear that. So you would.

[A]

You would bury him, going after him.

[C]

Yeah. Have you ever done that?

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[C]

The foreshadow. I'm serious. The foreshadowing of me doing well would reverse bury a man. I'm the only person that's ever done that. I call it the Timmy no breaks buried technique. It's like a funeral up there, you know, It's. It's like you. It is. It is. And so, yeah, started reverse burying him. And they just dropped them from the tour. Started to do my own tour. Exactly. Then I was in Austin. I've told this story before, but I was in Austin doing the mothership. You know, like, I lay in the mother. They didn't know, but I just kind of. The way I do it is if I want to do a show somewhere, I show up, I bump whoever. And so I bumped Rich Voss off the show.

[B]

Friend of. Rich is a friend of our show.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He was really upset about it. And then by the end of it, he was trying to get me.

[B]

Like, this is real, dude. I just looked over. He's like, yeah, what else, Mr. Bray?

[C]

No, this is all real. And. And so I was about to go up, Right. I was about to go up, do my set, and then they told me about this show, Kill Tone or whatever, and apparently it's just. It's the number one live homosexual podcast.

[A]

Huge show.

[C]

Huge.

[B]

Number one live.

[C]

No, it's a homosexual. No, it's a homosexual. I think they.

[B]

I've done it. And I'm not a homosexual.

[C]

You don't have to be gay to do it. I've done it. I'm not gay.

[B]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[C]

So anyways, they were like, hey, don't do this yet. Come and sign up for Kill Tony. And they put me up at the end and you know, people didn't really get what I was doing for the minute. But as soon as I get into the interview, it's just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop over the show. Pop, pop, pop. I shined and yeah started, you know, life changed after I was doing. I was doing, you know, like theaters before. Now I'm doing stadiums.

[A]

Stadiums?

[B]

Yeah. There's a stage like I thought it was 180 seat intimate theater.

[C]

Well, that was it. That was a theater show. Because I. You. You know, one of the places I love giving back to is a charitable thing. So I mean, service. Yeah. Instead of charging $100 for tickets, it was 75. You know, like I knocked it off for them.

[A]

Do you donate that money when it's a small check like that?

[C]

I do, I do. I donate it to myself.

[A]

What's the most made on one show? I heard it was 7 million.

[C]

Yeah, it was. I think it was 7 million. And then my agent and my manager get it cut. So it was like 6.9 or something like that.

[A]

That's another thing I heard too that your agents and managers, they take less just to work with you.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

0.2%, I heard 0.2%.

[C]

Well, the first major and agent I had would pay me every show I did. And then just for the opportunity. And then I. I would imagine if

[B]

you represent Timmy, no breaks. The people are banging at your door to be on your client.

[C]

Yeah. They're like, this is an advertisement all the time. So I'm with UTA now and UTA sign me in order to become successful. Because they were one of the smallest. They were unheard of.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You probably never heard of them nine months ago, I think is when I started. Nobody know him. And then they signed me and then, and then now they're like one of the top.

[A]

We don't have that kind of talent. Yeah, I mean, undeniability, it's just.

[C]

It's just everything, you know, comes to me easy. I make music now. I do rap.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. I put out an album, Timmy no Breaks, self titled. Check it out on Spotify.

[A]

What instruments do you play?

[C]

So I do the entire production myself. I do all the raps, I engineer it and I distribute it. So the only thing that. The only special thanks I could give on it. Cause nobody else actually did anything, was the owner of the studio, gave me head the whole time. And so special thanks. Diane Keaton.

[A]

Diane Keaton Studios.

[C]

Yes. You ever heard of it? Of course, it's great. It's a great place. You gotta do Diane Keaton Studios.

[A]

Because I heard you were the first rapper to feature on his own song.

[C]

Yes, that's right. So that's crazy. Yes. I've got Def Jam featuring Timmy no Breaks. And I do the whole song and I'm like. And then I, you know, like when. Whenever you do. I don't know if you listen to black stuff, but it. Whenever I do. Whenever you do a rap, Sean, you know, you set up the feature like get a Kendrick Lamar. And so I did that to myself just because I'm an innovator, you know.

[B]

I got, I got a question. Timmy no Breaks the feature. Bury Timmy no Breaks the rapper on.

[C]

Yes, I buried myself. And that's something I started to do with my shows. Right. So I've got an opener, a feature, and me, but it's all me.

[B]

Can you believe that? That's how you build the progression.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

And you're triple dipping on the pay too.

[C]

That's right. Money goes right in your pocket, right in the coffer. Boom. Right.

[B]

What does, what does Timmy no Breaks? The hosts get paid per show.

[C]

So it's around seven, you know, million.

[A]

And then as a host, the host gets 7 million.

[C]

Yeah, we all get 7. So that's about a $21 million at $75 a ticket. Have you heard this guy, Shane Gillis or something like that?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[C]

Yeah, he's doing Lincoln or whatever.

[A]

Yeah, he's doing a link.

[C]

I'm gonna take that show. Really? I think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna book that show.

[B]

That's you?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be me.

[A]

Do a lot of the older guys, you know, like Leno, Letterman, Burr, Louis ck, Do they all come to you for advice and stuff like that?

[B]

They're kind of the old guard. How do they feel about the new young, you know, 18 year old, rough 18 year old phenom on the scene?

[C]

Well, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You guys look like you're 70. So this guy, this guy's been eating non stop before this entire thing.

[A]

When did you start shaving?

[C]

When I start shaving. Yeah. So right when I lost my virginity to that 70 year old, it's like full bush popped up. So I would say five, six, maybe. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Take us back to Trenton, if you don't mind. So you were living in a dumpster with your mom? She was turning tricks. Any brothers and sisters?

[C]

Yep, I got four brothers. Billy, Tom and Jameson.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

And Jameson.

[A]

Only three of them have names.

[C]

Said four brothers. I always Forget about the middle. That one is. Oh, that he's trans now. It's a woman. So that's Shirley.

[B]

Shirley. No, surely.

[A]

And you never met your dad?

[C]

Never met my father.

[B]

Now, is no brakes his surname or was that your mom's name?

[C]

So apparently. Well, I know his name, but I just never met him, you know, so. I know, I know who it. Well, no, no, I changed. I changed my name. So my name was Tim Dice and then. And then I. I changed it. I heard that. Yeah, yeah, Tim Dice or Tim Clay. You know, whatever.

[A]

There's a lot of conspiracy about who your actual sire is, who your father is.

[C]

No, it's Andrew Dice Clay is my dad. I've never heard Elvis. No, it's Andrew Dice Clay. I want to. Yes, and everything you say, but I'm going to. No, but this one. It's. Andrew Dice Clay is my father. He stole my whole axe and I have no interest in meeting him.

[B]

Kind of got a Gallagher thing going on here.

[A]

Fucking wild, man.

[C]

Can you break that down?

[B]

Yeah, the original.

[A]

I didn't get it either.

[B]

Really? There's two Gallaghers.

[C]

Is there really?

[B]

Yeah, Gallagher. The real Gallagher, I believe, has passed away. License. Or sold his act to his brother who had tours. Gallagher.

[A]

He looked exactly like.

[B]

Yes. So you would. You were get. Most of the time, I think through the late 90s and 2000s, you were getting a fake. You were getting the second Gallagher.

[C]

What the. Are you serious? Let's get a fact. That is actually. That's genuinely crazy. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Is that something you're maybe considering a certain point? License.

[B]

You could be Foley. No breaks.

[C]

I'm a full franchise, so I have four. I have four different Timmy. No breaks that go. So for this, are you the real

[B]

one or do we get. We don't even know.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

We could be in the third. No breaks here.

[A]

This could be the Russian. No breaks Gallagher.

[C]

It's me. Holy. Why is this guy fucking not have pants on right now? That's crazy. Put your fucking pants on. What the fuck are you doing?

[A]

Said he's not gay.

[C]

Is this the number one gay podcast? What the fuck is going on?

[B]

Pre recorded.

[C]

Is that Rick Glassman and jfk? What the hell? I didn't know he knew Jay.

[B]

Shout out to Glassman.

[C]

Yeah, shout out Glassman. Big, big. One of my best buds.

[A]

Did you do any college or anything like that?

[B]

What's the education level?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, so I'm. I'm homeschooled.

[A]

Homeschooled?

[C]

Yeah. Self taught.

[A]

Self taught?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. Yeah, school the hard knocks. Yes, that's right. So I taught myself everything, you know, history, math, chemistry, playwriting, music, abortion stuff. All the loosely.

[A]

Did you play any sports? Because I heard you got offers at a young age for the NFL, for the NBA and for the mlb.

[C]

Well, it was the wnba, so. So that just, you know, I said no to that one. NFL, I don't want to get CT and stuff like that, which I know both you guys have, so you can. You can relate to that.

[A]

Of course.

[C]

I did one tour in the pga and then Tiger woods, you know, jealous. I found out he was half Asian and I do not fuck with Asians, so I dropped out. And then. Yeah, no, no sports outside of that.

[B]

Yeah, outside of that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just pga.

[A]

What is Timmy. No breaks. Like, to eat. Like, you go to a nice restaurant.

[C]

What do.

[A]

What do you like?

[C]

I only eat pussy. I'm like a vampire with blood. But I only eat puss. So it's. Puss has a lot of nutrients and stuff like that. Sure, yeah. And then besides that, sometimes I'll have pizza and what's.

[A]

You have a very famous writer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To do your big theater shows.

[C]

Yes. What's on my rider?

[B]

What's on your rider?

[C]

So it's a bunch of things. Obviously there's whores, you know, so I've got six to 17 whores or whatever. Yeah. And I line them up, I get my nutrients, eat the puss. Puss, puss, puss, puss. Set back put. You know, because I'm doing three sets. So I come out like a vampire, you know, Suck, suck it. And. And then I also have stage lighting as well, because what I like to do is like a little photo shoot before everything, a little before and after. So I do that. And then I have four Jews that are there and stuff like that. And we debate Palestine versus Israel. That's my vocal warm up. And then. And then I also have chips, various different chips. And then Air Force ones. And when I do. And this is something I learned from Eddie Griffin, he's probably the only mentor I've had is. And this is true. He'll get Air Force ones, a fresh pair. Fresh pair. Multiple fresh pairs. And he'll wait until like the door guys or whatever, like, you know, you think he's gonna leave them there for them. And he'll throw it in the mop bucket. So I'll do that. I'll just be like, hey, you want this, you piece of shit? And I'll be like, get it from the bucket. And then I'LL throw it in the bucket. Coffee.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay energized.

[C]

Coffee. I have like a little production studio there in case, like, I want to like make a rap or something like that.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[C]

Yeah. So I. A lot of different stuff. There's things I'm forgetting. But what about you? What's on your riders?

[A]

Gummy bears.

[B]

Yeah. Honestly. Gummy bears. Some beers.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No chicks or nothing.

[B]

Nutshell. Yeah, we're not.

[C]

What else is on your. Be honest. You can't get like that just from gummy bears. What are you talking about? Are you eating the table or something? Like, what's going on?

[B]

Sugar free gummy bears.

[A]

Bears.

[C]

They're sugar free.

[A]

Sugar free gummy bears.

[B]

He order eats 10,000 of them.

[C]

But yeah, just.

[A]

That's a lunch meat bucket. Okay.

[B]

Get some sandwiches sometimes.

[C]

Okay, that's good. I mean, that's good. One time they didn't give me all my writers stuff, so I just didn't do the show. Yeah, yeah. Madison Square Garden. I was like, what the fuck is going on? I ain't doing it.

[B]

You've mentioned obviously you've taken the comedy world by storm. You know what I mean? You the rap game by storm.

[C]

Yep. Number one on iTunes.

[B]

Number one. All right.

[C]

That's crazy comedy.

[B]

Nine units.

[C]

It was 50. It was 50. Yeah, it was 50.

[B]

Any acting and if so what. You know what inspired. Who are your favorite actors that inspire you maybe to get into acting or is that not well?

[C]

I did. I did porn for a while and that's. That's acting and stuff like that. I think my biggest inspirations are have you ever seen 50 cents? Of course. Maybe. And I don't have. Normally I'm my own source of inspiration, but. 50 Cent, Curtis Jackson, shout out. One of my best buds. It was the only feature I think I am having on my new album. He just does the intro. He doesn't even like rapid. But I would say his acting is unbelievable.

[B]

He is great.

[C]

Unbelievable. And so I studied with. He does my. My self. Tape audition reads and stuff like that.

[A]

Really?

[C]

He gives me notes.

[A]

He films it.

[C]

He films it. He. He gives me notes on it. He's just a. An excellent artur of damn of the style. You know, I'll be like. I'll be like, read it. Read it different. You know, like. Like stuff like that. And you know, what's the. What's the motherfucking emotion here? You know, like stuff like that. And it makes me think about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y. So I would say him. He's really good. And then Daniel Day Lewis. Probably the two.

[B]

The two very good contemporaries.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. The two guys that I would say are at the top of the game. I would say those guys. And then Quentin Tarantino has done some good stuff.

[A]

You like Quentin?

[C]

Yeah. Have you seen his acting? Yes, he's one of the best actors.

[A]

Great Australian accent, specific choices. Fantastic. And it's funny. He's got balls. Brilliant director, brilliant writer.

[C]

He's a director? Yeah, he's.

[A]

He's the director. Django.

[C]

I thought he was just an actor. No, he directed Django. Yes, he's much better director than actor.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

He should stop acting.

[A]

But he's got the balls to criticize other actors.

[C]

I love his tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Paul Dano is very untalented.

[A]

Really?

[B]

All right, Timmy. No breaks. When was the. What was the last vacation you went on?

[C]

I don't take vacations.

[A]

Really.

[C]

But if I grind time. Yeah. I'm a big grinder.

[B]

And you're huge on grinder.

[C]

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I use scruff and I don't know what that is. Well, read a fucking book.

[A]

That's something you'd be able to do. Be on stage, killing, opening for yourself, and schmooze abroad at the same time. Yeah.

[C]

So sometimes I do a full improvised set where I'm just trying to get a girl to fuck me. And it's just a one on one conversation. No laughs, because I'm dead serious. I'm not being funny, but people still love it.

[B]

Yeah, I got it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Crazy.

[C]

And it's like I get it within the first 30 seconds, but the rest, 44. Well, the rest of the five. What was it I said? Four hours is, you know, is just me toying with her. Just like that. I'm like, you know, show your puss. You know, like, how wet are you? Can we get a mop over here? I bring a mop to every show. I do some good bits. Yeah, I do. I bring a mop to every show.

[B]

Real. That's in the rider, too.

[C]

Yeah. So I throw the Air Force ones in it and I also use it to clean up the pussy juice. Yeah, right. It's crazy. You guys got to see my, my. My show.

[B]

I don't. I mean, I don't.

[C]

I make guys squirt.

[B]

I'm a frame afraid to show up,

[C]

if I'm honest with you out there, Ash. But I make him squirt.

[A]

I'm worried to watch you, that you're going to bury Me, the next time I perform.

[C]

Sometimes there is a one week very. When we bury. Yeah, a lot of people don't perform. I'm doing Irvine Improv and I think. Who is it? I think Tim Dillon canceled his shows when he saw. Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, you have a movie release a week after Avatar, right. And you're like, I'm gonna change it. You know, you bump it. So I've normally bumped people out, you know, two weeks to a month, the club goes cold. Yeah, put out. Have you guys ever heard of Zany's?

[A]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

They're going out of business. Yeah, I did. I did. Zany's, the lab, the smaller room. Yeah. No, it's true. They're going out of business. I feel terrible about it. They've been. They put a clothes sign on there.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I did that in December.

[B]

Can I ask you why, though? Because the Lab is the smaller room of the club. Why were you doing the smaller room and not the bigger room as being such a big, you know, touring act yourself?

[A]

Of course.

[C]

Maybe you should ask them why they're closed now.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Sure, yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean.

[A]

He still coped with the 7 million, I assume, too, right?

[C]

Yeah. It's a base price, so the ticket guarantee, the tickets were like 900k or something like that.

[B]

Whether you sell a ticket or not, you're walking with that 7 million.

[A]

And I heard you only take cash. You like a duffel bag of cash.

[C]

No, only take crypto.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Any specific crypto? What kind of a financial advice could you bestow upon our listeners?

[C]

Dogecoin is so Elon and I friends and stuff like that. So I have some insider trading information.

[B]

You should be saying that.

[C]

Well, I think it's okay. I think it's legal. If I do it, Dogecoin is going to take a dive. So get a Doge tank. Doge. But yeah, my favorite is Ethereum. Ethereum is doing good because of the. I can talk blockchain all day. Blake. Blake. Take it from top. Big blockchain guy. So, yeah, so blockchain allows you to do all sorts of things on the chain, more than just it being a currency. Right. So you could put, you know, dick pics up there. You could put products up there. You guys could put your podcast up. You could put anything.

[B]

Put your podcast on a blockchain.

[C]

You should actually put Ru Gahbage on the blockchain. I highly recommend it. I. You know, whatever. But yeah, get into crypto. Crypto's great. Get into Quibi is. Is, I think a new platform.

[A]

Streaming service.

[C]

The streaming service. Gotta get into Quibi. Quibi's gonna be huge.

[B]

Buy low, sell high.

[A]

Wow, that's right.

[C]

It's, you know, super cheap right now.

[B]

Low right now.

[C]

And then tubi.

[B]

It's well documented. We're a big Tubi family.

[C]

You are?

[A]

Yeah, we love to be.

[C]

I love tubing. My favorite. Oh, my God, dude, their original content is amazing. It's the best. I. I only with tubi.

[B]

Couldn't agree more.

[A]

Plus I got a couple of skin flicks on there too.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you see my cameo? Did you see it? I was just doing solo masturbate. It's. It's gotta. Watch out.

[A]

70 inch screen.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

What? Yeah, you give back. You said you donate some money?

[C]

Yeah, to my foundation.

[B]

Your foundation?

[C]

Yeah, the Timmy no breaks foundation. Yeah. Timmy no Brakes. Llc.

[A]

Llc.

[C]

So I donate it to myself.

[B]

Business owner. I didn't realize you were a business owner.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I've had all sorts of businesses.

[A]

I heard you own like 70 Papa John's too.

[C]

I do. I'm a silent owner of Papa John's. After he said the N word, I just was like, this is the best pizza. I don't want the tank, so I'm gonna, you know, come in and buy it. I own a camera company. I supply the cameras to this podcast.

[B]

You do?

[A]

You do?

[C]

I started a microphone company called Rode Mics.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

I didn't know you were behind that. And then I started a headphone company called Audio Technica.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

And you own us. And then I'm. I'm the owner of Notre Dame.

[A]

Really? The church or the university? Church in France?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Damn. I'm sorry about the fire.

[B]

Hey, I assume that was some sort of.

[C]

Wait, what? There was a fire?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I should. I have so many business. I own a. Yeah, I own a bunch of different chapels and synagogues.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

Yeah. And. And those. And those.

[B]

There's a write offs.

[C]

I. Snipers all. Yeah. Just for tax wraps and stuff like that.

[B]

Now, obviously you're a very famous guy. Who would you say the most famous person you have met in your life has been?

[C]

Pauly Shore.

[B]

Paul. And we were just talking about the great Paulie Shore not that long ago. What would you say your favorite Paulie Shore movie is?

[C]

Because I have mine in the army now. Great one is a really good one. I mean, all this movie. Biodome and Xenoman.

[A]

I think son in law is the

[C]

right Son in law. Son in law. But I somehow. That slip on. Yeah. Son in Law is an absolute classic. But I read with him, you know, before I got 50, I read with him sometimes. He's actually a good actor.

[A]

Did you see.

[C]

Did you see his. Gene Simmons. No, no, not Gene. Who is. What was that short film that he came out with where he was the workout guy? Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons.

[A]

Richard Simmons.

[C]

Genuinely, all jokes aside, he was great in that. Yeah, he was actually really, really good.

[B]

I gotta be honest with you. I did not see Paulie Shore being the only person to get a compliment this episode. That's.

[C]

Yeah, no, he's. Yeah, he's top notch. He's great. He's great. And then Harvey Weinstein.

[A]

Really.

[B]

And we're back.

[C]

And we're back. Oh, my God. What was. Yeah, I. I started to be the

[B]

most famous person he ever met.

[C]

I started. How did we get here?

[B]

Very.

[A]

Okay, man.

[B]

Very, very interesting.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

You have. You've lived at, you know, one of the most interesting lives I've heard of. Obviously.

[C]

Ask away. Whatever.

[B]

Sure. Wait. You know your very unique clothing style. Where do you. Where do you do your shopping now?

[A]

Yeah. What do you shop?

[C]

Men's warehouse.

[A]

Very nice.

[B]

You're gonna like the way you look.

[C]

Yeah. Men's Wearhouse. I think the tagline is, you're a man. And they've really. They've really done a good job targeting the male market. Of course, you know, now do they

[A]

give you the clothes? I assume you don't pay for anything.

[C]

I don't. No. So what I do is I go in there, I'm like, that one, that one, that one. And they're like, here you go.

[B]

You have to show up. And, like, they don't send you something. You don't have a personal shopper. You don't have someone.

[C]

I miss. I misspoke. I misspoke. I misspoke. There's a men's warehouse. Well, I didn't misspeak. I didn't. I should clarify. So there's a men's warehouse in every city, Right. That is just for me.

[B]

No way.

[C]

So it's like if you look it up, it's not. You're not going to see it. It's an unmarked building and stuff like that.

[A]

But, yeah, so one above shutting down a store.

[B]

You just have your own, like, real famous people go. And they'll shut down a Louis Vuitton so they can shut private shop on their own. You.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Just got a staffed men's warehouse waiting for you.

[C]

Yeah. And the way you show up. Yeah. And my favorite artist is. Yay. And he was the one that gave me the idea to do. He was opening for me for a while and, you know, we would chop it up.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yes. Yeah. Big fan of his. Big fan.

[A]

Not so much his music, but.

[C]

No, no, just. Just his. Just his.

[B]

Everything else he's done.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Not even fashion.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you stop playing Heil Hitler? Can you stop playing it right now? Jesus Christ. Holy.

[B]

The lines are crossing.

[A]

We apologize.

[C]

Oh, now his dick is on the table and he's fucking fist pumping the Heil hill.

[A]

Luke is not normally like this. He's a huge fan. He got very flustered when he came in. And we apologize.

[B]

He's not. He's not starstruck. We've had a lot of famous people in here. He doesn't get starstruck. But you. Yeah, I mean, he got here extra early.

[C]

Ah, amazing. Luke, you have. You have a question for me right now? Yeah, ask away. No problem. What's your question, Luke? What's your favorite song? Nope.

[B]

Wrong.

[C]

Nope. Don't like that.

[A]

That's what you give him. You got Timmy.

[B]

No breaks here.

[C]

I'm so flustered. It's. It's come C O M E. It's by me. It's by me. It's. I'm being serious.

[B]

That could die.

[C]

I have a song and it makes you come.

[B]

Really?

[C]

So that's what the entire, you know, song does. And it's. It's tough because I played it for my family at Thanksgiving. My nephew's like, three God listening party for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to play a clip of it because your entire audience will come. They will come.

[B]

What would you say your favorite TV show is, Guy? Like, you're probably not a lot of time to watch tv.

[C]

Such a busy schedule. But I don't have a lot of time to watch tv. But I like anything on the Oxygen Network or Bravo and stuff. Oprah fan. Yeah, big Oprah guy. Queer Eye for the Straight Guys is so funny. I love those gays. And then Teen mom, because a lot of them, you know,

[A]

a lot of

[C]

those are my kids.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And what do you get those other guys?

[C]

Well, this was when I was 17 and below. I just want to clarify. So I don't watch it anymore.

[B]

I forgot, of course, I forgot how old you are. Yeah.

[C]

And then I watch. I. I hate this show. But I watched hate watch this YouTube show, kill tone.

[B]

I'm a big fan.

[C]

Have you guys seen it? You guys have been on it. Right. Yes. I would love to do an episode with you.

[B]

Yeah, I thought. I. I hope the powers. I hope the Hollywood powers that be.

[C]

I do. I'll talk to him.

[A]

Please.

[C]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

Do you dare you not. Do you drink alcohol?

[C]

I do.

[B]

You do? What's your go to drink?

[C]

So my go to is I really like Tito's and soda a lot. Yeah.

[A]

Very simple. I'm surprised.

[C]

Yeah, Very simple, man. Guinness is good. I like. Have you guys ever had a lemon drop?

[B]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Don't like those. Yeah, I'm not a fan of those.

[A]

Do you get caught up in the trends? Like, do you like an espresso martini?

[C]

I do, I do. I have no problem admitting that. I like. I like a little bite. I like a little bit, and I like a little tit. And you might be like, what does that mean? What does that have to do with an espresso martini? And you shouldn't ask that question.

[B]

Fair enough.

[A]

Yeah. Yep.

[C]

You should not do a follow up question and ask what that means.

[A]

Makes sense.

[C]

I wouldn't recommend it.

[A]

Okay, Makes sense.

[B]

Do you, you know, as a guy who gets his, you know, you're a ladies man, well documented, self proclaimed, you

[A]

know, probably one of the best.

[C]

Literally everybody that is here, there's like 14 people here. You guys have a huge staff. The fact that you let them all be naked is.

[A]

They did it on their own.

[B]

Yeah. It's so you do. I mean, it's something about something you put out there. It's not us. This isn't normal.

[C]

It happens at every show. It happens at every. You are.

[B]

He has three years.

[C]

Really?

[B]

And you get him hard.

[C]

How big is your dick?

[A]

It's tiny.

[B]

It's not great.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

Tiny.

[C]

It's like a thimble.

[A]

Like a thimble.

[C]

Holy shit.

[A]

What about you?

[C]

What's your dick like?

[B]

Not great.

[C]

Not great.

[B]

We are. We are a not great dick podcast. Damn.

[A]

His goes the other way.

[C]

So it probably averages out to like nine inches between the three of us if we're all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm Shaft.

[A]

You're nine inches soft.

[C]

No, I'm. I'm 13. But if you. I'm just guessing what you guys are. 13 soft. Yeah, it sucks because every person I have sex with dies afterwards. It's pretty, pretty bad.

[B]

That's across the bear.

[C]

Yeah, but it's not illegal because it's consensual. It's consensual, so. Yep. But I'm a big murder I murder that pussy.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

I really do.

[B]

Well, you will you. Do you enjoy a strip club?

[C]

Yeah, I love a strip club.

[B]

Do you have a favorite one in

[C]

the Red Rose, Yellow rose are really good cybers. Is really good. Cybers.

[B]

Cyber cybers.

[C]

Yeah. You have a bit of cyber?

[B]

I have not been to cyber.

[C]

Yeah, well, it's Trenton. It's Trenton. Yeah. Yeah. But it's all full. AI strip club. It's great. It's great. It's like iRobot with Will Smith, but strippers.

[A]

That's pretty cool.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You guys see robot tits? Oh, my God. I've seen. If you think. If you think fake tits are good, you got a grip. You got to feel how hard these things are.

[A]

Holy.

[C]

Like, harder than your fucking micro penis right now.

[A]

That's.

[C]

Yeah, you can knock on those knockers. You can like, yeah, hey, let me in. And then they do.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

How do you. How do you get your steak cooked? If you go for a nice well done.

[A]

Really well done.

[C]

Well, I'm well done in everything I do. I gotta.

[B]

You do everything well, I see everything

[C]

all the way through. Well done. What about you?

[B]

I'm a medium guy.

[C]

Who gives a fuck?

[B]

Exactly.

[C]

I don't even know why I asked that. I had no interest in knowing how you cook your steak. But yeah, well done every time.

[B]

Every time.

[C]

Delicious. I go to Ruth Chris a lot. They're like, how would you like your steak? I say, well done. They say, we shouldn't have even asked you.

[B]

Now, is that another brand deal? You get like, are they cutting you? Do you.

[A]

You don't pay. You don't pay.

[B]

I'll give you a bill for. For 89.99.

[C]

So I'm. I'm like, you know, I'm not like Uncle Laser. Like, all these people, they're like, oh, price pick or like, you know, talk space or whatever.

[A]

You don't do paid endorsements.

[C]

I only do Ruth Chris. So every podcast I'm trying to get DiGiorno's, but they, you know, they'll come around. Yeah, I don't know. I. Because in the porn that was doing, it's all. It's all DiGiornos.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You know, when I'm the pizza guy or whatever, because it's not delivered, you know, they don't want to be associated.

[A]

No breaks.

[C]

They're really anti porn. You know, it's not like Papa John's where it's like they're dishing out the N word. They never said the N word before.

[A]

Jesus.

[C]

I know it's crazy, but. Yeah, I really like. Whatever I said is what I like. That's what I like. Whatever I just said is what I like.

[B]

Well, I mean, listen, you know, it's crazy.

[A]

After all that, I have to say, you're 100% class.

[B]

He's a classy guy. I would have never.

[C]

I was nervous about it because I do. I really like you guys and I wanted to not be garbage to you guys. I wanted to be a good guy.

[A]

Might be the classiest guy that's ever been on the show.

[C]

That's literally means a lot. I like you guys too, and I never said that, you know, that means a lot.

[B]

I'm very. I'm happy.

[C]

I'm happy.

[B]

I'm happy you're feeling the warmth I'm putting down.

[C]

Oh, my God. It's great. Yeah. Your energy is just so supportive.

[A]

We're huge fans.

[C]

I'm a fan of you guys. I love this podcast. Oh, my God. I. I can't thank you guys enough.

[A]

We have your. We have your payment in a duffel bag outside.

[C]

Yep. What's the amount?

[A]

It's 10 million.

[C]

Oh, my God. I will donate 3 million. You ever. You ever use money as a dildo? Guys, just fucking move on.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, 100% class, Mr. Timmy. No breaks.

[C]

We did it, baby. We did it. Fuck, yeah. Thanks for having me, guys.

[B]

Of course, brother.

[A]

We know you don't need to do any plugs because the shows are all sold out and you're killing.

[C]

I think I've done enough plugs last night. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

You know, guys, we're over the road. Tickets on sale now. Shows are selling out. Get a wider hot.

[A]

The great Timmy. No breaks, everybody.

[C]

Thank you, guys. Thanks for having me.

[A]

Episode of this show we've ever done.

[C]

Oh, my God. Would expect nothing less. Would expect nothing less.

[A]

Timmy, we love you.

[C]

I love you too, gang.

[A]

We love you. We'll see you next week.

[C]

Bye.

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