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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Garbage Island. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She's already passed the out. We wrote dickhead all over her forehead. Mike Co is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are you garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole way award and I'd love him. Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan. What up gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. They're not going to let me get through this. And we love you. Thanks for tuning in. Check out patreon.com and check out those garage beers. Shameless Plug. New sponsor on the show. Shout out to the Kelsey brothers. The boys are in. And speaking of boys being in, we got two of the best and brightest. Yeah, our two in the bag. Not today. They've been out in the sun eating zeppelin for the last 72 hours. Give it up for Chris O. Connor. Tommy Pope of Stuff island, baby. Oh man, the boys are here. What a pleasure to be back. What a pleasure to be back. The garage beers are flowing. They're nice. Thank you, buddy. This is fine. Just to set the text for the listener, set the stage for the listener out there. I gotta tell you what you were doing on your phone at 8:18. Am I drinking at Spring Lounge for a little bit if you're around. LOL. 8 18. You're at the bar. You're at the bar going. Who else could I invite here? You're not even at the bar. Having a good time for a nightcap on a Monday. Roll, roll up and you'll see. I invite you there a couple weeks ago. Sure. Because we planned on drinking at 8am a long time ago. 8am getting after it. You know our Judy and Punch closed out in Astoria. It did. Yeah. No, pretty sure Maggie's all still Maggie's. Maggie's still cooking. No, o' Connor's got the million yard stare already. Dude, Maggie's is strong. No, I'm sorry. Can I have a. A fact check on whether Judy and Punch closed? Well, according to the Amex statement, you. You were there three weeks ago. Can I get a ring cam on my cat? I just want to make sure it's alive. They were making Fun of me before because of my cat. Still banging. Still banging. Yeah. I'll get rid of all that. Of course, dude, that's. Where did you get that idea? I went by there one day. I told him it was closing. Hey, buddy, you're gonna have to get the out of here. 8am you're trying to drink? Yeah. Are you sure they're open? Yeah, Queen's got it open right now. Opens at. If you did a visual scan of this whole table and said, who. Who was drinking at 8am look at. Look at this guy. I know. Who, me? Yeah, Tommy, behind Elijah with the backwards head. I wasn't. I was. Skateboard on your shoulder. What's up, fellow kids? You kids go to school here? I was sleeping at 802. He's got no shoes on. What were you. What is this? You slept late today. We have a video. That's our Rick Rubin. He doesn't know anything about the campus. He don't even know how to turn them off. Wait, do you not wear shoes? You don't wear shoes when you're. Well, it's tough back there, so I take them off just to run back. I got. What is this? It's a tight run back there, and then there's a bunch of outlets. How big are your shoes? They're pretty big. He wears Birkenstocks. Yeah. Oh, good Lord. Sometimes. Sometimes Autism speaks and it shouldn't. Tommy, what would it take for you to get a pair of Burke? You're a fashionable guy. Burks. You will go to Burks. I got Burks. I got. I got Burke slides. You do? Yeah. When you're buying weed down in Austin. I wouldn't act like that. What? Have a great attitude. You don't go barefoot a lot? No. For the audio listener, the fuse has been lit on Tommy Pope. No, I have nice feet. I. Very nice. We'll show them off. All right. You've never seen his feet. I can't remember. Also, my. My bare feet are going to touch his carpet. I'm gonna go. Yeah, you do a nice plush carpet. We got the no show socks. Ah, you like that? Tommy, get on cam. Get on cam. Yeah. Yeah. Kick him up. Jesus Christ, Tommy. Nice feet. Why? You don't have floor cams. You do. Hey, what do you think we got down there? Say it in a way you do have. I'll whisper it in my ear real slow up on the table. Tommy's trying to get his only fans off the ground. Where are you going? Yeah. What the are you doing? Why you're Blocking them. Why? Oh, there we go. Paging Dr. Hammertoe. I mean, dude, you think that's not on camera? There's. You're in front of the guest cam. You're in front of six cameras. I said I'm gonna put it in front of the guest. Oh, okay, folks, that's Lamisil. New sponsor. What are you doing? Get the worms out of you. This ain't bad. This is pretty good. Could we this up? Yeah, he just ru. He just ruined every shot. You can't sit over there. You were back to the. Let's just have fun. No, you got running the broadcast here. It's fine. Hey, Tommy, Garage beers. Tommy, Tommy. They can't see the garage beer sign. Get out of the way. Yeah, Tom, you're blocking the garage beer the whole time. My feet up. Be funny if you had a garage. Put a garage beer sign on your back. Oh, man. Man. No, I was asleep this morning, 8 o'. Clock. Because I slept all day yesterday and just said, hey, let it ride. No, sorry, go ahead. That's it. So I wasn't up drinking at 8 o'. Clock. What was the 8am Drink you're drinking? And why did it have to. Didn't have to be at 8am? No. I got hit. Yeah. Tullamore due. And why was it 8am? Because we had to do a quick intro shoot to the Dan and Katie look at this episode. So essentially it was three. Look at this film. Film shoot days. Tarantino in this thing. It was totally unnecessary. He just wanted to get drunk. It seemed like it's like it was European money involved in this. First of all, it's actually a 300. I woke up at 7. That wasn't my idea. Will this be. Believe it or not, Guess what? I get drunk at 10. I don't need to fucking. I could sleep in and get fucking canned as soon as I wake up. I don't need that bullshit. Can't tell me what I want to do it. But it's. It's got like a visual appeal to it. Like it's. You know, you're out in the wild. Kev. What the. Kev, you're a booze. You love Springland. I do. Like, he brought you up today. He talked about you. He loves you guys. He does. He's a shout out to shout out. So it was like forcing you to walk this back. No, no, no. Listen very highly of. You know that it's a great bar and consent. We just wanted. We wanted like a different vibe and a different feel and we had to. So why not a bar? You never been there. There's a new size. Were you cooking today? You know what's going there? It's great. You get one question. When. When is this question gonna get answered? When you. What do you think, 25 minutes from now? I don't know. You won't cut to the chase? I'll cut to the chase. All right, then cut to it, man. You're both talking industry. Yeah. You guys went Hollywood. You guys are real Hollywood. You guys are projecting. So, you know, the regular guys like us. Why don't you stay on that side? What's the point, Tommy, when you're hanging out with your bro? Tommy, regular guys like us who drink garage beer, we don't follow this Hollywood jargon. Yeah, well, we wanted to get a little footage of something different than. Look at this. It's an intro to look at this. I like it. Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's a great bar. Shout out to it. Shout out. Spring Lounge. Shout out. Dave, they had cooked in there. Did you cook in there? No, we. We rented a kitchen that you guys recommended. Kevin recommended. Okay, then we cooked. Do I get a producer credit on this, or do I wet my beak anywhere? I was a field producer. You know, it would be cool, is if you guys. If you cooked in a restaurant for an episode. That'd be awesome. That would be awesome. Yeah, that's the plan. Take over, like, all right, Now Foley's producing, too. Yeah, yeah, let's. We'll get you guys. Well, I don't know if that counts as, like, an idea. I didn't hear it before you, but it's an idea. It's like when you talk to your parents about comedy, and they're like, you know, it's a good place. Madison Square Garden. You should do a thing there. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's brilliant. I should have done a show there. My mother said that to me. Why don't you guys cook in a nice kitchen? You guys, stop. Say, nice kitchen. My buddy got hired to write for Jimmy Fallon years ago. My. My buddy Luke. My mother goes, well, you know Luke. Luke's your friend, right? Well, tell him to talk to Jimmy, and then you could do it. It's like, yo, it's that easy. Yeah, it's like getting a job in the. Like, someone vouch for in the local. Uncle Johnny. They all love Johnny down there. Get him in there. Johnny will vouch for you'll get you your book. My mother can only drink water through a fountain. Like a cat. I believe it. He's talk making fun of me from the cat thing with the water. It's crazy. What's crazy? The fact that you got to run water through a fountain for these. Dude, the amount of dog. Come on, you don't. You can't act like you don't know what he's talking about. Tommy has like a delayed fuse. I heard you. I heard you the first. I heard you the first time. You're on a bit of a delay yourself. He delayed fuse, produced his own delay fuse show. I feel like I'm an efficient. I can't get through to you guys. You double delay fuse your own delay for you show. Although you're like the fattest second grader dressed like that. What do you mean? I don't know. What do you mean? My hair back. I can take it off if you want. No, you look great. Thanks, buddy. You look great. Thank you. I miss you guys. I miss you too. Yeah. Last time you were here, I think you said, we're going to see you more now that we're gone, and that's not the case. That's what everybody says before they leave somewhere. Don't worry, honey. I'll be right back. I'll be closer to you than ever. I'm just going to New Zealand for a few weeks. I'll be right over your shoulder anytime you need me to close the door. What a fucking idiot. You love me, right? Yeah, I love you. All right, cut that. I just saw Tommy. I just. I look over, Luke's already dead. We're back. Tommy, what's the dog's name? Buka. Buka. Yeah. You are a guido. Yeah. I thought it was gonna be like Donatella Versace. Her last name's Di Beppo. I feel like we thought about Nanny. No, it's short for Sambuka. Her name's Carl. No. Yeah. Sorry. Kevin, my goldfish garlic bread. Sorry, guys. I started drinking at 8 o'. Clock. Hard to join in. I tried to make. Hey, I get. I get the no sock, no shoe thing. You got your shoes off? Yeah, we're gonna do a shoes off pod. It's so nice. My nails are real. It does feel like you're in the basement of like a. Nice answer. So long. Your nails. It's bad. I've gotten. It's like terrible. Get up there. Let's take a look. No, you know what? Get up there. No. Put my socks back on and. No, you're. It's hard. We don't have the help. Not with the long nails. It's hard with the 400 pound body. I think it's the nails that's serious. If I took my socks off right now, I just wouldn't put them back on forever. How do you get your socks on? Boomerang. I had these little elves that live in my closet. That actually falls under Luke's. Part of Luke's production responsibility. No wife's been away, has been going sockless. I sit on the bed socks, but it's just ripped. It's ripped from the top. I sit on the bed. I sit on the bed and like take my legs off, put my socks on and reapply my legs like a standard human being. I sit on the bed sideways and I put them on. Yeah, yeah. Let me see your. So your nails are getting long because you can't cut them or because. No, no, I could. I just choose not. You know, I just like, forget and don't. And then all of a sudden they're real long and then I start scratching my legs with him and I like it. Oh, that's nice. Oh, man. Also, I love ripping a toenail off. Me too. I love it. Yeah, it's great. The big ones, I can't. When you forget and they're long. Yeah. And you're like. That's basically what I do. Wait, what you can do. You could do your big toe, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's a risky one. That's a risky one. I could never hurt yourself. No one could rip one of my big toes. Guys, don't try that out. No, as long as you're a professional. No, you got a good rip. You gotta. You got a beer too. You got some popcorn. You start ripping your nails apart part. It's great. I bet you do it where you cross your legs and put one under and you sit there and pick it like that, don't you? I do do, though. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. Because you got to clamp down. Yeah. I can't deal with my big toe. My big toenails are like thick. Same oyster shell. Like that? Yeah. An oyster shell. No, that's his. His big toenail is like a. Tommy, what's the matter? It's wizard. It grows from there. You don't like toenail talk? It's disgusting. I was gonna pitch a podcast to your toenail Talking more with. With Uncle Hank. What do you do with clippers? You have your feet out. You freak. Tommy uses hair clippers on him. Get the hair off his knuckles. Softens them off with a little bit of olive oil? No. Anytime. I. I don't know. I hear stories like that. I pick. Do you pick at all? What do you pick? I'll pick it something. I bite my nails in there. Yeah. I don't pick my toenails. If I hear somebody picking toenails, I. This is crazy. Shouldn't say this. Say it. Probably gonna cut it. I just think about the woman. What woman? That they're with. Yeah. I think when I think of someone's hygiene. Oh, oh, yeah. I think, yeah. You know, Tommy's referring to finger blasting. I just think of their hoo ha being all fucking blasted it. Yeah, I mean, I take care of my nails for that kind of stuff. You can wash up before. I'm not sticking my toenails on anybody doing that. What are you talking about? You don't wash up when you. I. Dude, I play by the rules. Which are. What are the rules? Number one. Wait, Tommy. Ladies. The lady sets the rules. The lady will go. Are you not touching me with your toenail fingers? No, the lady buys the ticket for the game. You set the rules. It's your stadium. This is Italian versus Irish right here. Yeah, you don't have any rules. Wait time. Can we get another bullet for Tommy? Actually, I would like a fill up. Tommy, before you make love, do you wash your hands? Is that what you do? Got to get the sauce off of. That's crazy. You don't wash your hands. In fact, no, like I'm saying, like it. If it's. If it's in the moment, you can't that up. And I actually. Excuse me one second. I'm at the point now where like, if you take a shower, that little delay, you're jerking off. Yeah, yeah. Or it could just turn me off where I'm just done. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, you're just like, I'm out. You know, hey, I'm taking off. That was cute. Luke filled you up like 3/4 and was like, he's gonna yell at me when he sees that. And topped you back off like a scared son so you don't hit him. How dainty is Luke? Luke is very. It's funny how how close you two have become over the years. I found Luke and I. Yeah, really. Hey, you know, you guys, we connected over vacation. I feel like this is just Tom Cassidy in a different suit. You also know how to hurt me like a good father figure. Shout out to Tommy. Yeah, we cut all that. Wait, you guys are close. Not cool. I don't know. I'm just saying they Spent a good chunk of time together. He's afraid of Tommy. We were away for a week together. What do you mean? I'm very nice to you. More in a fatherly way. 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Sure. Dude, I want to do a cooking show where you're in a. You're in a restaurant. Yeah. You're on a cooking show. Wait a minute. No, I want. I was telling Tommy yesterday that I was like, I want to do. No, no, no, no. I just. Part of it. Part of the cooking show where my partner's not a l. I want to do a solo podcast, too. Can a guy drink a little and get an idea called the Island? Go ahead. Part of the Called no Italians, but here's what I'm saying. He just took a five hour energy. He's good. You take a daily double after the podcast. It's record, baby. Take it from the top. You take a daily double. Are we honest? Just any McDonald's cheeseburger. I would want to walk into any restaurant and go, beat this. Yeah. And have them try to make a better burger than a McDonald's double cheeseburger. I gotta be honest. That's not a cooking show. That's you being a bit of a dick. Hey, better than this $1.99 in your fancy, fancy French restaurant. Jerk off. Yeah, clip it. Clip it up, dude. Clip it up. The thing is, he's right. If they can't take it on. If they take it, it's a. You know, it's admission of failure. I'll tell you why they Guilt. I'll tell you why they can't. Why not? Because it's. I know it's, you know, additives and bad stuff for you. I'm sure. We're. We're all. There's a. There's some type of chemical, something taste in their. Their food chemical that you can't match. It just tastes like that. It can be matched. Someone can do it in a lab. There's no way some fucking chef's gonna be able to do that. Yep. Well, then what are we paying them for? Yeah, I didn't know we were paying them. What are you paying your parents and going into his restaurant and saying, make this. No, that's. You go, if you're all that you say you are. Yeah, beat that. Yeah. Beat this burger. Yeah. Let's go back to the cheeseburger and then take a look at Tommy's idea. You want a cooking show or no? You wanna dump it? This is cooking. What the. God forbid. That was garage beer. I love. I love how you're like, I got this. And then you realize we weren't on board. And you're like. Your eyes started darting around. You're like, wait, you guys aren't another. We're deleting this whole episode. Your idea is going live stream. We got. We did a live start. That's what I like. First of all, Tommy's done the podcast 500 times. He randomly showed up at a time. He said maybe six. They walked in at 4:45. Great. And he goes, well, we're not doing a live start or nothing. Like. Like we ever did a conversation out there. We were having enough. You don't want to waste it. Yeah, we was. We hadn't gotten your. We hadn't got your happy juice. Came out here. I'm shoeless, talking about an old ex. I'm thinking about sucking my dick. Mama. Dead cats. Tommy, you training your eyebrows to go up more? What's going on? The balls, the ball. You. Tommy took his eyebrow juice today. Cirque du Soleil. His eyebrows are on bluechoe. They're all having fun. Nothing on that you're laughing at. This is a mess. Are you guys as drunk as we are? This is my third beer. When this Started. It's a garage beer, so they're delicious. What are you mad about? But I said, not mad at all. Luke, what minute are we at? 24. Oh, I said, you 32 is when you restart. When Tommy's finally kabooms. Fire it up. Do the thing. Do the thing. Hey, everybody. I'll do one. Yeah. Boys. Where you going? He's getting a beer. He's gonna open him with his toes. Why? No, this is crazy. Why? You're out of your minds. I gotta throw it at somebody because I know what the. This is a guy. This is a guy, dude. You just tried to connect with us. You went, oh, you guys are just as up as us. We're like, no. You're like, tommy's a mess over here. You tried to pull us in. We said, no. You guys have been drinking for three days too, huh? That's when you've been, like, slowly drinking all day. When you go, you guys are fucking hammered. Like, I just don't understand what anyone's saying. You know what I was thinking about the other day? When the last time I think we were all together was my girlfriend. None of what you're saying is making sense. You guys must be up. They're really throwing Tommy. Tommy's losing it. I don't even. You should have seen him earlier today. I try to take him nice places and introduce him. I have a question. Told me to drink water. How was San Gennaro? Was it nice? No. Why? No, it was good. It's a fun time. It's not the same, huh? No. Why? No, I thought it was great. We missed the procession. I wanted to see the Procession. Yeah. Chris has been on the. What do you mean? What's the money? When they bring San Geneiro down and they all chase a tomato down Alon street, they throw pork and beans cans at your head. Now it's time for the rolling of the eggplant, ladies and gentlemen. Who's gonna catch the slippery eggplant? Who's rolling a mozzarella stick the furthest? Tommy's like, I think I got it. I think I got it. Sister in law has the biggest mustache. Sister in law's great. Not your sister. Someone who married into your family. The hottest. This is Tina. Congratulations to Karen D. Serini for the hairiest armpit third year running. The hottest girl I ever dated. Her eyebrows. Her eyebrows, like, matched her. Her hair down towards, like. She had that, like. You know, like. Like waps have, like, spinal hair. Oh, yeah. Like, such a nice, nice group you guys are. Yeah. And she was like, 25. That's kind of sexy. I don't know why. Right? And her bun was like a. It's like being knocked into a bird's nest. He's calling it her bun. That', creepy, dude. That just made you like, 62 years old. Anybody? Her vagina, I think. Her butt. I don't know. Her butt. Her butt had hair that went into it. She sounds. She sounds cute. It was. Chris is trying to actually rationalize with him. Her butt had hair on it. There's a streak of hair that ran down to it. You know, high end, like Michelin star restaurant. They have that, like, nest. You have to crack it with the back of a spoon. No. What? That's how you have to eat. Like a creme brulee. Yeah. You got to order 30 minutes before dinner. Maria. Creme brulee. The one that got away. The one that got away. Now we're getting there. Kev, start it over. Start it over. Start now. Start from the top. My head hurts. Not as sweet as a sugary. Kev hit me with a. You didn't hear it, but Kev hit me with an absolute howitzer before he said that. I farted before we started the box. And then. And Kev goes. No. Kev goes, oh, now it's gonna smell like gum in here. Is that good? I mean, so funny. Yeah. Paulie didn't even believe he thought. Did you come up with that? Kev just had a. Yeah. Yeah. The professional comedian you've been friends with for 15 years, did you put that together? Yeah, he just said it like I was his mechanic. You had one on flagrant, too? Did you write that? He had one on flag, too. Where'd you hear that? Was that from Super Bad? He had one on flagrant, too. He said, I'm a comedian. He said if he went to India, he wouldn't shower just to fit in. You're bombing with me a week, Cat. Say it one more time. He said if he went to Indy, he wouldn't shower for a week. Don't bomb twice with me to fit in. Tommy's smoking in here. And you thought that was up there with in the moment? It was. I didn't do it justice. Comedy's about timing, guys. I'll do it again. God can be said if he went to India, he wouldn't shower for a week just so he could fit in. Easy. No. And we'll be right back with the. After this word from Garage Beers, here's what's going on in neck of the Loose. Stole that from an hour ago. I know. I said what the ripped off left in the Dorney park advertisement. You guys are lifting my lines here. What I wanted. What I was thinking about the other day because we were talking about going to a. A Birds game. Gay Birds. Yeah. Which you have. We thought it was the Cool. We went to the NFC Championship game. We got all banged up. I don't. Good night. Good time. Me and Foley ended up on the field. I know. I think I was jealous. Well, you have the video together. Yeah. Of what? We were in the. Oh, we're on the field. We're, like, hugging us, and then we're, like, awkwardly just standing there. Yeah. And then while we're standing there, feeling uncomfortable, he sends us a video from behind of me and Foley just oddly standing there. I'm like, we gotta get the fuck out of here. This is real bad. Yeah. Where we. Didn't we all go to dinner after that? Am I crazy? No, we. Me and you went to dinner and I went home. Yeah. And you bumped into that woman you knew. Oh, my God. What happened to you? Oh, you were staying at the casino. You were there. We didn't see you after the game, though. No, I was at the game. Garage Beer tastes better on the way up. This is the drunkest podcast. The whole thing is the whole. It was great. That was the daily double I had last night. Yeah, that lady. I play Drexel X Lady. The what? This is Drexel Lacrosse lady that I ran into and we were shitfaced. What's that? I had the hiccups and we got beers. Oh, my God. She gave me a warm. She me. Like a warm Newcastle or something. I was like, lady, this is not what I need right now. You guys remember Honey Brown? Yes. I loved Honey Brown. I was such a hippie. Beer was it? Dog. I used to eat it with pizza and wings. They friends of yours? Those guys weren't hippies. Real right wing. See, that's a pop pop joke. That kills. It's so good. That is so good. He's 80 years old. Sometimes, and when he kills, he kills. That's a pop up joke. It's no notes. Tommy's two minutes away from crying about his pop up. I thought it felt fresh and young and hip. You talk about the industry. Can we restart? I was fresh and young and. Why do you want to restart? What are you worried about? All he's done is incriminate himself. No, we'll clean all that up. We think we'd ever do anything to hurt you just worry. Worried? Close up on stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You're worried about what? No, I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm talking about the detailed hair of a woman's. Come on, we're having a. We're having a couple of beers and talking. Look, girl, that's what you. That's what happens with garage. I'm kidding. I don't give a. Yeah, tell me. Tommy. Don't care. I know. No one's upset. Tommy seems a little upset. I don't know what this is. I have, like, this smell behind my ear. Oh, God. I don't know what it is. Stop doing it. It. I'll be honest with you. It smells like McDonald's hamburgers. I swear to God, I don't know what it is. I think a chef can recreate that. Let me. Let me. Oh, you're going to smell it, dude. Yeah, that's. That's any of it. No, let me get. Oh, he just put in his belly button. Oh, get the. Away from me, dude. Dude, I'm going to hit you. That's crazy. You. You gave it away. That's gonna scratch my belly button. Let him smell that. Oh, you just handed me a beer, too. I'm not kidding. What? That guy that upset I've been. The. The contents of his belly button is bad. You don't spend enough time with him. No, it's bad. Christ. Can you imagine what's in there? Put it on a napkin or something. No. Get out of there. Oh, my God. Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Get a Lysol wipe or something in here. I gotta spray this horse down. Yeah, it is. It's like data. Data. No, I'm just saying, like, when you. Oh, it's like information. Yeah. Here you go. Oh, that's a great. Louis. Ever see homeless guy? I want to just smell him just to figure it out. Just to get in there. Why is everyone okay with this? Nobody's okay with. I am not disgusting. It's gross. I'm aware it's disgusting. I don't think it is. Dude, if cleaning your fingers off. Cleaning my belly button. What do you think? The rag starts sizzling. Oh, my God, dude, that's insane. What? You're foul. Why? What do you mean, why? I'm clean. Run the tape. Why? It's such a great question. Yeah, he makes you the bad guy. He made. He just starts reality to where you're like, oh, that stings. Oh, you mean the bleach in your Open wound cleaning for the first time. When you're showering, do you scrub around in there? I do most of the time. Most of the time I do. Not every day. Yeah, the rest of the time I'm just backpedaling. You're not doing too. Not every day. Doing the frog upset. Jesus Christ. Yeah. I'm not thrilled. You should. You cut it. Start it over. What the. You want to start it over? Yeah. I'm so fast. What? No. I'm so fascinated by. She smelled Foley's belly button fingers. Yeah, it's. No one's ever survived garbage we've been. We've known each other for 20 years. You think he's gonna stick his finger in his belly button? I'm not gonna smell it. You hear that? Yeah. It's here to pick you up because you're gonna die. We have known each other almost 20 years. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Tommy, you and I have known each other. You're furious. Ten bellies. I'm shocked and I'm so tired. Me too. What do you mean? What am I shocked at? We're having a fucking good time. Turned into a bad episode of Jackass. He just smelled what's equivalent of your asshole. I can only guess, probably better. Talk about a double day kid we got talking about ExpressVPN. They probably already know about ExpressVPN, but if not, I don't know, because you can't be out there just with everything hanging out. Get yourself ExpressVPN so you could do little work and little privacy. You know what I mean? You don't need people poking around. Google's still looking. The thing. This is the thing. I didn't know about VPNs. It's like you think, hey, I'm on Google, I'm on this, I'm good. It's like all your information is out there. Everybody's looking. All they want is your information. They're sniffing, they're selling, they're buying, they're stealing everything you're. 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Hey, good to see you again. Hope the parents are well. Dude. You figure your house is beautiful by the way. Then finger Foley's belly button going. Huh? Yeah. This is what I need right now. Eat that. Make me a quarter pounder. Oh, my God. Oh, guys. You. It's been such a pleasure to be back. It's been great having you. One of my favorite. Happy summer. Happy summer. What? September. Mid. I think summer's not over till September 21st. Am I wrong? You said what? You say December's not over till September 28th. Summer's not over until September 20th. Is that true? Yeah. No, buddy. I'm having a blast. It's. I'm so happy to see you guys. It's so long since we've all been together. I love the four of us. I don't know what everybody's bitching about and we'll never do it again. I'm not pitching. I'm not not bitching. I'm just telling you what the is going on. What's going on? We're drunk. No, you've been drinking. Let me tell you something. I want to tell you the truth. I'm drunk, but my eyebrows are all co. My eyebrows took a five hour energy. I worked a double in my back hurts but my eyebrows doing the heavy lift. I think if we called. If we called the coke guy, Tommy's eyebrows would show up with the first the door. This is live podcast. If you guys do. What are you doing? Your plugs. No, I was going to say something. He was going to. He was going to solicit the audience for drugs, I believe. No, it was going to be what you think you're on the news or something? Agalor. Unlike Agalor. Remember that guy, wide receiver? No, he was saving. There was a fire in North Philly and they were dropping. They had to drop the babies out of the window. And they were catching. The neighborhood kids were catching them. And he's like, we didn't drop any pisses. I'm like on the news. And you know what's funny too? I forgot that Freddie Mitchell was the guy that McNabb threw that crazy bomb to him. Oh yeah, for 2426. Look up Freddie Mitchell. 2426. I think it was 28. Fred X. Fred X. When he did all that scrambling and gun. I forgot that was Freddie. Since then he's been scrambling at all these clubs and we've. We've been hanging out with him. Yeah, he was with those Coast Guard girls. No, they were national guy. I think he's a nice guy. No, he was number 84. Yeah. Fred X. No, but the. The play. 4th and Freddie Mitchell. 21 at 4th and 24, I believe. Put your shoes on and then retype. Right? Yeah, put your shoes on when you're taping up Eagles facts. 4th and 26. Damn. Damn. 4th and 26. That was a bomb. Humiliated ourselves. 1:12 left on the clock. That's a good year. 2005. Yeah. Nothing happens. Yeah, 2005. They lost a Super bowl, my friend. G Doc ripped a Mercedes thing off a car. An emblem. That's what McNabb threw up. Yeah. Yeah. Who were they playing? Saints. Yeah, they were. Was the Saints. No, no, it was the Packers. Packers. Was it? That was against the Packers. 4th and 26. No, that. Get out. That was against. No, it's got to be Patriots. No, I thought he Threw up the NFC Championship Championship game to get to the super bowl the year we did. No, no. He threw up in the Super Bowl. He did, right? He's all that chunky suit. Yeah. Don't mind the Daily News. What is it again? The super bowl was the Patriots. Yeah. Okay. You threw up? Yeah, on the last draw. Oh, really? Tough guy. I'm a tough guy. Dude. First of all, you're flexing in the wrong room. Tommy. Tommy's three minutes from hitting somebody, and it's. It's going to be you. No, I'm. I'm actually not that angry. My eyebrows are. Because you're a sweet kid. I am a sweet kid. Oh, he is. You're. Wait, what's your team? Luke Adrian's. Oh, crazy. Your Pats? Yeah. Where you from? Connecticut. He's just far. Ten minutes outside the city. You don't think. No, please don't. I'll do it on purpose. You fucking. Oh, you're doing it on purpose. No. That'll put Kevin in. Don't. Don't. All right, let's start over. You're. You're a Pat's fan? Yeah. That's great. Where are you from? Connecticut. That sounds like a nice part of town. Wow. A lot of cool people from that town, huh? Father Patriots fan? Nah, Bears fan. Actually, your father's away. Bears fan. I thought you had a Chicago face. Yeah, Chicago face. First of all, this is two drunk guys combatively interrogating. Don't you think you have a Chicago face? No, but. What? I'd have to have, like, 50 more pounds out of Chicago face. What. What do you think when you think of Chicago? Him. Really? Yeah, that's. I think it's sausages. Yeah, but he's got real, like his delicious Chicago kilbas's. Yeah. Why don't you cook kielbasa on. Look at this. Yeah, why don't we. What? Remember when you served us all bad crab and lobster? No, that wasn't all bad. Crap. That wasn't Tommy's fault. They were dead. What the Was that, Kev? That was a wonderful fucking meal. It was a wonderful meal. You didn't like that? That they were dead? They were dead. But that wasn't. No, they were just frozen. No, they. No, we tried to bring them back. What? No. A little bit? No, we did. Really? I think so. I haven't felt the same since. Oh, my God. Why'd you feed him? Sick. It wasn't his fault. We left him in the fridge. How's a guy learning how to talk? I Just send him sick Tommy tired lobster. Look at Tommy. They got Tommy upset. It's insane. Why? You served us dead lobster. And did it affect me? No, it was delicious, Tommy. Yeah, it was so good. Yeah. That's food safety. I take that shit. Tommy loses goddamn license. Start. Ready? Do you think? Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you garbage? It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a group to be classy or they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash. Trash. I'm your host, Hooley. Coming at you on a beautiful new edition. Having a couple garage beers with the boys. My CO is coming right next to me. He is the CEO of Are you. He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. World. Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Hey, everybody, thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rave. You subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. As you know, those numbers are cooking almost up. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks, guys. Guys, we couldn't be more excited to have our two incredibly special guests here with a first time we've known these guys, I think almost 20 years. It goes up every time. I know these guys. 52 years. They do not one, but two amazing shows. They do stuff on, of course, with which you can hear every Week on their YouTube channel and anywhere you get audio podcasts. And of course, the juggernaut runaway hit. The absolute fantastic look at Dish. Stay away from. Stay away from the se. Tommy, Pope and Crystal. That's how you do it, guys. It's so good. Who are the stars of tires? It's so good to be back. I mean, when I walked in the door and we sat right down and started doing this, I was so excited. Yeah, it was great because, you know, it's like immediately I forgot to have shoes on. Let's get right regular. The fun part about, like, meet up with you guys again is that it's like you can't waste a second. If you sit down and you chat it up for a little bit, you can lose some momentum. So now we're. We're rocking and rolling. We're feeling. You know, one of the pressing questions is like, I wonder what Foley's belly button smells like. Can we get to the bottom of that barrel? Welcome back. I'll tell you what, let's give it a sniff. Welcome back to the new segment on the show. What's that smell? Asshole or belly button. That'd Be pretty good. Or Belly Button. I think you'd be able to tell. Oh, God. You would think with you, you shouldn't be. Big Mac or Belly Button Special sauce? Trick question. You know what I mean. Parmesan. Origiano or Belly Button? Both have that deep, cheesy aroma. I'm so. Love a deep cheese. Stop it. What are you sorry about? I'm sorry for being drunk. Tommy, you're always drunk. Sorry for being always drunk. This is a real coming to Jesus moment you're having. I'm sorry, Belinda. That is the third computer, I think, in the last two weeks. Fourth computer in two weeks. What do you mean? I'm broadcasting. Diesel, we need a new computer. Somebody put my Delicious. Aren't you glad I had him in here? Hey, yo, Delicious. That's not a bad name. Diesel. Thank you. Thank you. Ryan. Ryan. It's all right. Thank you. Why do they call you Diesel? His last name's D. Ryan Della Cogna. Ryan D. Ryan D. I also call him Mr. Meatballs or Jimmy Pecorinos. Yeah, Jim Pecorino. That's my boy, Jimmy. He's currently in stiff recontract negotiations right now. That's why he's cleaning up the table for you. That's why he's doing so. Oh, you're holding out. If it wasn't. She came with a very high request. Contract holdout. It's something a little Micah Parson. I like this. Sure. Yeah. I said pay the man. He's doing great work. I believe that's what we're gonna do. The table still soaked, by the way. I don't know. I don't know if anybody can see this. My computer and the table are still sitting. Now, there's crumbs all over the table. No, it smells like Pecorino. Yeah, it smells like Belly Button. He. Guys. So, like, what have you been up to? How's a kid? Kid is good. He's. He's very good. What is that, a snooze for you, Tommy. I'm sorry. Let me see your feet again. Broadcaster. Two minutes and he pulls his feet out. That's a guy who's got a lot in the tank also. Blur the feet. No, cut it. That's the clip. I want money. Just a weird big toe. I take Bitcoin gift cards. I'm grabbing a beer. I just offered you if you wanted a beer. You had your finger in your. You got a beer right here. Yeah, I thought it's. Oh, that's yours. I got a piss. That's yours. Well, I know, but I don't walk over to the night and start being there. I thought he'd never leave. Tommy. I mean, what's the deal with that shirt? Am I right? Could he be more Italian? We get it, boy. What did you eat at San Gennaro? Did a rundown. I got a little. I got a little piece of cheesecake because I have to do it kicked off. What? You know what? I could ask you. Oh, I'll wait for Tommy to get back. I don't have a sweet tooth. Don't wait for Tommy to get back. No, it's a specific culinary question he might know about. I know. I bet I know it. Yeah. What do you know about the Basque region of Spain that does a famous cheesecake called Basque cheesecake? I don't know anything that's like a real pudding. We'll be right back. Pudding center. I don't like a liquid center in my cheesecake. I want a solid texture. I like a little bit of blueberry raspberry drip on it. Okay. You like a tangy or more light? I like it deep and tangy. Really? Yeah. Like in the cake itself? Yeah, I want it. I want it to be very puddingy. Is that the right word? No. Let the drizzle do the work. The drizzle do the work. No, I'm saying I want my. I want it. I want it. I want a deep cream cheese tang in it. I agree. I. Yeah, but you don't. You're not talking about, like, a lemon. You definitely fruit. That was too quick. Tom. We're talking about the Basque region of Spain. Do you know about their cheese Cheesecake? Tommy Bass cheesecake. Yeah. Yeah. What's the deal? It's overcooked. What it is. Yeah. They burn the top. I thought the center was like, pudding. Ish. Yeah, they just. They. They fry it at a high temperature. See, I hate that. I love that. It looks so good. No. Tommy, hop to your right a little bit. Okay. Luke, you're dead. Luke. Honestly, that was a mistake. That was insane. How many stitches you want? Luke? Luke. It's like. Are you with him? No. You just want to move over for camera? Yeah, I know why he mid feeling. You know what? You know what a risk that was? He finally. That's true. He's in mid dialogue. He's feeling. You're like the sound guy that Christian Bale had to yell at. He realizes you're drunk enough, he might have a chance to beat you up is what he thinks. I don't think that he thinks that he's going, this guy's, this guy's got no shoes on. Bad grip. Yeah, I like, I like. He's been drinking all day. Yeah, I like. You have the bottle of bullet over there. I know, I know. Let's see that. By the way, let's see where we're at. The bullet meter is actually respectable. Yeah, that's just. No, we had a christening here earlier. Yeah. It's you. That. Just me. I've done that with the daily doubles. That just me. Blackout. You come too. Covered in wrappers. That just me. I will say this. I, I had a, I had a red velvet cheesecake or I had a red. Shocking. This just in dessert for breakfast. I had, I had a, A, A red velvet birthday cake sitting in my refriger. My refrigerator for the last two weeks. And I didn't touch it. Did you bury the kid you stole it from? Yeah. No one's gonna know if anybody actually got mugged on the way home from school. You hear me? That poor five year old loves red velvet. Was it a red velvet cheesecake or just red velvet? No, that would have been an issue. But I, I, I don't, I don't really go for, I don't really go for a lot of. No, say cheese. I swear to God, you say cheese right now. I don't go for a lot of bells and whistles on my cheesecake. I. Straight up the middle. Yeah. What are you talking about? You get a beautiful multi berry drizzle that you put on it. That's not bells and whistles. That's what he does. No, I'm talking like the Oreo cheesecake, the Dolce Leche cheesecake. There's a place in the story that does a baklava cheesecake which has the wheat on top, which I don't go for. Yeah, I agree with this. Yeah, now they straight up the middle. That's why I was asking about the Bosch cheesecake, because it's pretty traditional flavors as far as what they do. It's very unique. Yeah. Yeah. The process is different, but it's. They overcook it. You said it's terrible. Yeah, that's the whole, the whole point is like you make a crust on the top. You know what's funny is my cousins have an old recipe. It's not funny. This is not going to be funny. What's not going to be funny? He said, you know what's funny? My cousins have an old recipe. You know, it's interesting. I can assure you nothing's ever, nothing's ever. No funny thing has ever been. My cousins have a restaurant. Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Next after just a big old piece of trash, I'm your host, Dave Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs smoking something out of a light bulb. Mike Hyos is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ Kevin. James Ryan, everybody. Hey, what's up, guys? Thanks for tuning in. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredible special guests back with us again today. They're absolute family at this point. We've known each other over 35 years. We started in comedy together. They're the host of two amazing shows. You got stuff island. You hear every week. And also the best cooking show on the Internet. Look at this. Give it up for chef Tommy Post. Hey, guys, thanks for having me. And it's lovely, Brian. Every time I come back here, that's our favorite thing. That's. It's so exciting. I hope you watch it on YouTube because you're never invited back. See, you heard him again. I'm sorry. He's a soon. We got him back. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got. Me and Tommy gotta see. Me and Tommy gotta fly straight together. I'll fight anyone right now. I'm like a perfect. Maybe. You know what? Nip of that trunk and happy. Exhausted. Exhausted and pissed off. It's awesome. Oh, no, I'm not pissed off. The energy I have right now, I've never seen. We're doing shots. This guy's so mad right now, dude. I've never seen him. I've never seen him laugh for an hour straight and then try to tell this guy he's made that. He's never seen him this angry. Nuts. That's why he's. This guy's so mad right now. He's like laughing and stuff. He keeps looking at me. Nuts, dude, look at this guy. Look at this guy sitting over here having a good time. That guy's making that. Who made that cum joke out of my ass before? That guy's furious. Oh, hold on. We'll do Conor. Oh, okay. That's what he. That's what he needs. Let's. Let's turn this thing up. Let's give him some night night juice. There we go. Hey, Tommy, did you ever have any of this? What is it, sonny? Cheers. Is that whiskey? Yeah. We love this. Get a little. I don't have a touch of something. Pour me one. You have a car. I know I do, but it's different, all right? It's good luck. Just give him whatever he wants at this point. He's right about this. Thank you, Chris. He's right about this. Oh. When they unite together, it's bad news. The nice New York coffee cup needs a little of that in his belly button, his finger touches. You want some in there now? Cheers, boys. Cheers. Cheers. Belly button's more of a me. I love you. Good to see you, boys. Thanks for stopping by. Oh, God damn it. Holy mother. Guys at AA aren't going to be happy with this. Did the computer break? I think so. Crap assignment of here. No, really? No, it did f. He just tried everything he could. Let me hit the main front. No, I think it's just dead. Oh, so just pigeon coup peck at it. Dude, he's been dying for a computer. He's known. I want to get a goddamn laptop. I signed my contract. I'm supposed to get a laptop. Why can't you get a laptop? What? What are you talking about? First of all, also, why do you sound like you're talking to NBC? Huh? What? You're like, I signed my contract. It's your laptop. It's yours on the contract. It's not. I'm under contract. Oh, yeah. I'm under loan out. Tommy, what's with the tape on top of the computer? Let's get to the CIA. What's with the tape? Let him. Let him watch you guys. We want to know. They could score heart attack juice out of that in two seconds. They get you heart attack juice? Yeah. No, they're filming you squirt. Heart attack juice. You know, I always thought about, who gives a. Can they get into the phone and watch you, too? Oh, yeah, baby. Man, they've seen somebody did a really good bit of that. Like, it's. Some guy at the NSA is just looking at a bunch of dudes with their face right here when they're all jerking off. Of course. Yeah. There's a lot of that. Yeah. I cover it up. You cover it up? Your phone. I hold the phone in a way that I put like. Yeah, that'll trick them. Yeah. Hold on. I do this. I do this. Get close. I want to I. I grip it like this. Oh, wow. Because you think someone's gonna watch it? Someone watching you beat off to something? Yeah. Well, what are you beating off to? Nothing in particular. So then they're gonna watch it. They don't care what you're watching. Why do you care what they're being? He doesn't want. He doesn't want to be seen. I don't want to be care. Yeah, who gives a. Yeah, I kind of do. Really? What are you talking. I mean, that's not like footage you want out there. That's not you at your best. Why would you do. Everybody does it? What? Why would that be released? Why are they going to just like Kevin Ryan here's beating off to 2 fat. What natural tittidations. Is that what you think I'm into? I don't know. That's not even a search I've ever tried. I'm about to. Tonight is tonight 2natural. Why does it matter? Because I don't want to see people to see me jacking off. Everybody jacks off. Yeah. No, guys, we know. We're aware. We're all watching porn. We're all, you know, whatever. As a guy trying to normalize his weird searches, we're all doing stuff. Lesbian seduction. You really, dad, if you really think that your cum face when you're like on the toilet jacking off is going to be something that people are going to go, no one's going to see it. I'm not interested in that. No one's going to see it. My cumface is actually pretty intense. Very similar to the Double. The Double Day. I don't know what it is. My orgasms have been extremely strong over the summer. I don't know why. Yeah, and they're almost. I bet you break glass when you come. Dude, they're almost sound like a delayed feed. Shoot him a lick about. Well, yeah. We made eye contact with. As he said, my orgasms have been strong all summer. These guys are wearing off on me. What do you think it is? I just got hit like a ton of bricks when I said it. He was biting his lips. I pulled away. No, they've been like, like. Why do you think you're coming so hard? I don't know. Do you fire off? What do you mean? Are you using like a l? He just did I have to explain this to you. What do you mean? Do I fire off? What do you mean? What do you mean? Do I start yelling at my dick? No, you're shooting ropes. Are you dumping clips? Are you dumping Clip. Yeah. Big dumb clips. Really? Yeah. And I feel. It sounds weird. I feel like my dick has gotten bigger. Bigger. It hasn't, which is crazy. No, that can happen. There's more blood flowing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. I guarantee that that can happen. Not every dick is the same. What? Talk to my mom. I'm just saying, sometimes you have a dick and you go, this is not my. This is not even my dick. It's not my dick. Wait, your addiction. Somebody else all the time. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give you that. Yeah. You go, they didn't. We didn't shop today, but we put it. We. You know? Yeah. There are. Lunch bay. There are moments where it's like, hey, like, you're ready for it. You feel it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I've been hard before. What the fuck? But have you been really hard? Yeah. I'm the only one here with child. Okay. Oh, I feel like you dick. That means it was great. It was a good one. Yeah. She's not gonna love this, but yeah, it was great. What you remember? Yeah. Yeah. Really? And you go, this is the one. This is the one we did. You think we couldn't do that? I don't know if we can. You think we couldn't do that? I don't know. You're taking it as a challenge that I'm not really throwing the gauntlet down. You don't think I've perfected not doing that 20 years? Sure. I'm not sure what you're saying. A gaggle of piglets wanted me to do that, and I didn't do that. I would go and I pull fire off spine. Yeah. Tommy's a dirty bird. Ski shooting. And it's a choice. It's a choice. You're saying you could have a baby. Should we cut this? It's up to you. It's yours. And we're back. You just don't. Ladies and gentlemen, wake. 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