Trashy Baseball Teams! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Summary

Are You Garbage? – "Trashy Baseball Teams!" (May 11, 2026)

Hosts: H. Foley & Kevin Ryan
Theme: Diving into the world of "trashy" baseball, especially the Savannah Bananas, and tackling fan questions about trashy habits.

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Episode Overview

This fast-paced, irreverent "family episode" of Are You Garbage? is all about baseball's trashiest teams—with the Savannah Bananas front and center. Foley and Ryan riff on everything from minor league baseball showmanship and their own trashy childhoods to "garbage" life hacks, crazy parental confessions, and the weirdest places to put a couch. Classic AYG humor and self-deprecating charm make every tangent a blast, while producer Luke and the crowd keep the questions coming.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Housekeeping and Show Announcements

• [00:00–05:00]
  • AYG live shows at the Comedy Cellar announced for May 18 and June 15.
  • Foley humorously recounts Aunt Hoodie's bout with shingles, setting the goofy, familial tone.

2. H. Foley’s Hater Tendencies

• [05:10–06:44]
  • Kevin calls Foley a “bit of a hater,” leading to classic banter about switching opinions (e.g., Robert Pattinson: "I had that with Pattinson for a long time." – Foley [06:04]).
  • Discussion about changing dislikes into newfound respect, especially for actors or celebs.

3. The Savannah Bananas: The World’s Trashiest Baseball?

• Introduction to the Team [07:14–11:42]
  • Savannah Bananas are described as “the trashiest version of baseball” (Ryan [07:29]).
  • Comparison to Harlem Globetrotters—"Would you go? It’s Globetrotter-esque." – Ryan [07:34].
• The Bananas Business Model and League Structure
  • Bananas sell out huge venues like Yankee Stadium: "50,000 people in Yankee Stadium!" – Both [07:41].
  • Other teams: Party Animals, Firefighters, Texas Tailgaters, Loco Beach Coconuts, Indianapolis Clowns. Producer Luke explains, "They own the league." [10:12].
• Perceptions on Trashiness and Respect
  • Ryan: "That guy running around in that yellow suit, a little too much for me." [08:32]
  • Both agree that despite its flash, the players are legit D1 athletes (“These guys are probably closing some ass.” – Foley [10:33]).
  • Bananas require players to dance, lip sync, and entertain as much as play good baseball. "Players must show they'd be creative, dance, lip sync, and perform trick plays." – Luke [14:49].
• Cultural Impact
  • Both hosts admit to being oddly supportive of the Bananas, acknowledging their American Dream story, but ribbing the act as "too much dancing" for their blue-collar backgrounds.
  • "Family fun. There you go." – Both, tongue-in-cheek [15:21].

4. Childhood, Trashy Habits & Money Schemes

• Low Credit, Skirted Bills and "Garbage" Moves
  • H. Foley: “I’m 50, no kids, you can’t scare me with my credit anymore.” [24:51]
  • Both recall scheduling payments just to keep phone service: “Just schedule the payment. Get the payment scheduled…let me stay connected.” – Ryan [23:17]
  • Hilarious reminiscence about cash vs. credit: "I'm a cash operation...two bills, cash right there." – Ryan [25:34].
• Furniture in Weird Places
  • “Are you garbage if you have a couch in your kitchen?” – Listener question [26:56].
  • Both agree: cozy but trashy. “Especially couches don’t belong in the garage. Love a couch in a garage.” – Ryan [27:53]
  • Diner booths and banquettes: cool and nostalgic, but a full-on couch? “The couch is a little too big for the room, I feel.” – Ryan [28:40].

5. Reckless Transportation Choices

• Reversing on the Highway
  • “You ever have to back your car up on the highway?” – Listener question [31:54]
  • Foley admits he has; Ryan horrified: “So let’s put everybody at danger.” [32:29]
• Cheap Aldi Cart Hacks
  • “Are you garbage if you used Chuck E. Cheese tokens to get shopping carts from Aldi?” [35:06]
  • Hosts reluctantly respect the grift but despise Aldi’s quarter-cart policy for cutting out jobs.

6. Childhood & Family Anecdotes

• Bike Tragedy Stories

  • Walking bikes up steep hills, mechanical failures, and the humiliation: “I would have fucking thrown that bike in the woods.” – Foley [45:30]
  • Kevin’s story of hiking home after a flat: “Those legs were probably burning on the inside, weren’t they?” – Foley [47:00]

• Parental Hangovers & 90s Culture

  • “His dad was the first guy I ever saw with a three-day hangover. He laid on the couch, ice packs on his head.” – Ryan [47:44]
  • 1999-2000 nostalgia—Limp Bizkit, baggy jeans, chronic hangovers. “Big year for dirt bags.” – Ryan [49:28]

7. Yogurt Deals and Food Memories

• Coupon/Coupon Debate
  • Listener asks: “Do you say coupons or coupons?” [50:12]
  • Panel splits: “Coupons.” – Foley and Ryan [50:21].
• Nostalgia for Grocery Deals
  • “The 10 for 10 yogurts!” – Foley [54:13]. Much reminiscing over grocery steals, brands, and the dangers of old-school Dannon packs.

8. Cremation, Ashes, and Death Rituals

• Dividing Ashes with a Spoon at the Kitchen Table
  • “Is it garbage your mom used a kitchen spoon and Ziploc bags to split your grandfather’s ashes?” [56:33]
  • Both find it wild and “garbage”; jokes about using the garage instead.
• To Cremate or Not?
  • Debate over family traditions ("We’re a body family"), the weirdness of seeing latex bags of ashes, and morbid humor about “slow cook cremation” [63:01].

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Savannah Bananas banter:
  "It's the trashiest version of baseball." – Kevin Ryan [07:29]
  "They put 50,000 people in Yankee Stadium!" – H. Foley [07:41]
  "They're all D1 athletes...probably closing some ass." – Foley [10:33]

• On cheap life hacks:
  "I respect it." (on using Chuck E. Cheese tokens at Aldi) – Ryan [35:21]
  "You're making away with a quarter. If you're stealing the cart, I'd still give them the quarter." – Ryan [35:26]

• On reversing on the highway:
  "Let's put everybody at danger." – Ryan [32:29]
  "If I'm there and it kind of works, I'm back. I'm scooching back a little bit and tearing off." – Foley [32:41]

• On dividing grandpa's ashes:
  "That's human waste or whatever it is. You can't be whacking that there. It's not a kilo." – Foley [58:00]

• On 1999/2000 nostalgia:
  "Big year for dirt bags." – Ryan [49:28]

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Memorable Timestamps

• [07:14–15:36] – Deep-dive into the Savannah Bananas: format, players, how "trashiness" is part of the act.
• [23:06–26:11] – Credit/debt confessions and why Foley's no longer scared of his credit score.
• [26:56–29:59] – "Couch in the kitchen?" discussion: social norms vs. comfort.
• [31:54–35:04] – "Backing up on the highway" and shopping cart hacks.
• [56:33–59:09] – Splitting ashes at the table, cremation preferences, and gallows humor.

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Tone, Style, and Chemistry

Foley and Ryan’s signature Philly blue-collar ribbing, mixed with nostalgic deep dives and absurd hypotheticals, keeps the energy high. No topic is too lowbrow or off-limits, but it’s all delivered with warmth (and plenty of self-mockery). The pair’s ability to turn any tangent—be it the Savannah Bananas, coupon pronunciations, or Aldi carts—into a relatable exploration of “being garbage” is at the heart of the show.

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Final Takeaway

This episode mixes uproarious takes on the circus of minor league baseball, confessions of childhood and adult trashiness, and classic Are You Garbage? segments, all steeped in Philly attitude. Whether they’re debating banana costumes or reminiscing about bargain yogurt, the hosts never miss an opportunity to uncover (and gently celebrate) America’s most lovable forms of garbage.

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For more, catch the full video on YouTube or Spotify—and don’t miss upcoming live shows if you’re in NYC!

Transcript

[H. Foley]

Holy moly. New York City and the surrounding areas. Are youe Garbage and Friends is back. We're gonna be down there at the Comedy Cellar May 18 and June 15. You got two chances to see us, so come on out.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Tickets [e-mail]. we got some of our favorite guests coming to play ayg with the crowd. It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you there.

[H. Foley]

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you Garbage? Oh, yeah, it's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew up to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Trash, trash, trash.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's right. I'm your host, H. Foley. Coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Toady's in a new edition, unfortunately.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, no.

[H. Foley]

Aunt Hoodie came down with shingles.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Ah, geez Louise.

[H. Foley]

Not sure what it is. Okay, but don't go nearer.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Thought it was shingles.

[H. Foley]

That's all I know.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

I don't know what shingles is. Do you?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, it's like a. It's a family of the chicken pox.

[H. Foley]

Is it?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think so.

[H. Foley]

God damn it. I was rubbing her.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think if you had to. I think the ones a precursor. Like it's the chicken pox virus in you broad I used to date at. No, I'm joking. I know a girl I knew and I had it in high school or something like.

[H. Foley]

She's got it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Who?

[H. Foley]

Cuddy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, old brawls. Get it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, she's got it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think my stepdad. Someone had it.

[H. Foley]

Mike, Hos is coming at you from across the table.

[Kevin James Ryan]

WebMD.

[H. Foley]

This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies. Just the way we like it. I'll tell you that right now. Give it up for Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hey, what's up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate view subscribe on itunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the mother friggin charts.

[H. Foley]

We're in the chart. We are the charts.

[Kevin James Ryan]

We are.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, okay. We are the charts.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I am Queens Boulevard.

[H. Foley]

We reach the end in the beginning.

[Kevin James Ryan]

We are in the middle. We are the algorithm. Yeah, take that, Bezos.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, Bezos. You and Zuckerberg. Fucking dork.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, you tell him that guy sucks. Not a 50th, Zuckerberg. Not a 50 year old guy with his hat on backwards, man.

[H. Foley]

Upside down. I've been thinking about that pair of stolen boots.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, they'll never wear a dead man's boots.

[H. Foley]

My boots aren't stolen, okay?

[Kevin James Ryan]

These boots are made for farting.

[H. Foley]

I got them at dsw, dxl. No, no.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay, yeah, okay.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I got them at dx.dsw. and they've really worn in. Well.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Dork Shoe Warehouse.

[H. Foley]

Free wedgies on the way out.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hey, hey. They shove you in a locker, save

[H. Foley]

5% catching a wedgie on the way down the escalator. Anyway, I've been thinking about that. I really got to keep my mouth shut for a little while.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hey, I got. I got 50 bucks as you Don't

[H. Foley]

I really give shit about anybody? I mean, I can't. I've been thinking about it. There's not really anybody I can run my mouth about and not be like,

[Kevin James Ryan]

who the fuck are you? But you know why we love you? Why? Because you're gonna do it. But I'm not.

[H. Foley]

I'm not. I'm telling you, right?

[Kevin James Ryan]

You were just trashing all of us out there. Fucking did.

[H. Foley]

I'm not. Because the fun's not in it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

When you.

[H. Foley]

When. When you realize when you're like.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Ah, fuck. Uh huh.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

So anyway, how you doing? How you feeling?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm feeling pretty good. One thing I do want to announce, obviously is.

[H. Foley]

Let's talk about this.

[Kevin James Ryan]

A little bit of special idea.

[H. Foley]

What it is.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh my God. Yeah. Kippy, tell him. This just came across my death.

[H. Foley]

This ain't about me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Special announcement for the New City area.

[H. Foley]

Let's go.

[Kevin James Ryan]

We are doing some Ayg and Friends over there at the Comedy Cellar Village Underground.

[H. Foley]

Who? In the big room.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, we're doing one. If you've seen them before, they're on our website. We've done it with the Gramercy Theater, stuff like that. We bring in a few of our

[H. Foley]

favorite guests to play Are youe Garbage? With the crowd.

[Kevin James Ryan]

With us. Yes. With us on stage. It's a good friggin time. First one is Monday, May 18th. There's very few tickets left for that. It might even be sold out by the time this comes out. Out.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And then the next one is.

[H. Foley]

Get them.

[Kevin James Ryan]

But get them, obviously. What the fuck? What do you think I'm doing, man? We need this. And then the next one will be the following month, June 15th. Get them. It's. It's like a 200 person room. It's very small, very intimate. They will Go fast. We. We've only been doing a little bit of post, a little bit of sending some emails. So get the tickets. Now we're. Now we're announcing to the goddamn universe. They're gonna go love that comedy. So love the comedy seller.

[H. Foley]

Love that underground.

[Kevin James Ryan]

We got some tricks up our sleeve. Some. Some friends are going to be popping in, calling you trash. You guys get to ask your questions. It'll be a good time. So do that fun. We're back, baby.

[H. Foley]

We are.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Kinda depends who you ask.

[H. Foley]

We're trying any attorneys. We're not back.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Huh? I got a question for you.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin James Ryan]

What Just what do you mean? You're my. You're the co host. What are you talking about? Talk to each other.

[H. Foley]

Yes.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What? How do you. I don't think we've ever. You know, you're a bit of a hater.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. I would say that you were going to push back. I'm not pushing back no more.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You're a bit of a hater.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Right. Duly noted for fun and also actual some virtual hate. We all. Which we all have.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. A lot of. And you know, a lot of times it is misguided and I'll turn. I'll turn hard. You know what? I like that guy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

I just had that with somebody. I can't remember who it was.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, with people for sure.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

There's been people that you've hated, like, ah, fuck that guy. And then we've had them on. You're like, that's the nicest guy. That guy's awesome.

[H. Foley]

This was an actor that I didn't like and I was like, you know what? That guy's great.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Let me guess. He was successful.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. But I can't remember what he was in just because people have actors they don't like or whatever. You know what I mean?

[Kevin James Ryan]

You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

You know, like, I don't get with this guy. But yeah, I had that with Pattinson for a long time. Robert Pattinson.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And then he was introduced in a very like queefy kind of manner.

[H. Foley]

And I was.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. But apparently he's a fantastic actor. Oh God, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Tenet. He's great. Even though that movie like, come on,

[Kevin James Ryan]

what are you doing?

[Guest/Producer]

I enjoyed it too.

[H. Foley]

Excedrin.

[Guest/Producer]

After that.

[H. Foley]

Nolan, pull it back a little bit. Devil. The Devil all the time on Netflix. He was. He had this. Did this crazy southern accent which was unbelievable. Also Tom Holland in that fantastic.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Love that.

[H. Foley]

Spider Man. And Yeah. Batman, you know.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

The Bat. The Batman. So I do that A lot. But what's your point?

[Kevin James Ryan]

This is more of a Jesus Christ. The fuck? Here's something else. Oh, what's your point? Like, we're not PI. We're not six minutes into a podcast.

[H. Foley]

And what's your problem?

[Kevin James Ryan]

That we do together.

[H. Foley]

And what about it? Yeah, I got some issues.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm walking.

[H. Foley]

I'm eating a TV dinner.

[Kevin James Ryan]

How do you. How do you feel with one sock on? How do you feel about the Savannah Bananas?

[H. Foley]

You're asking me a political question on air like that? They just put 50,000 in Yankee Stadium. I mean.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, it's tr. It's the trashiest version of baseball.

[H. Foley]

I don't know what that is. How you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Would you go? It's Globetrotter esque. Which was one of the first trashy questions they've ever been to Harlem Globetrotters game.

[H. Foley]

They put 50,000 people in Yankee Stadium.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They move tickets. Who do they play, the Washington Generals or what? You know what I mean? Like a mate. Oh, they play like college.

[Guest/Producer]

They played the party animals in Yankee Stadium.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I wasn't there. I got a cig and a beer in the outfield.

[H. Foley]

You're out there grilling.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm up someone bath for me.

[H. Foley]

I got.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I got these Johnsonville brats going.

[H. Foley]

They get too hot, they'll burst and we're screwed.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Gonna ruin his outfit.

[H. Foley]

You ever catch a brat pop in your mouth? Not in your mouth.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Stink. The only way you can come.

[H. Foley]

Get out of here with that. Yeah, man, I. They're good baseball players, right?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. That guy running around in that yellow suit. A little too much for me if I'm being.

[H. Foley]

They were all wearing yellow.

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, the owner, which as a businessman, respect to you, he's been told no to all his American dream story.

[H. Foley]

I don't think is the toast of Are you garbage that we can hate on the Savannah Bananas? I think. I think I have to be a supporter of them.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm not hating on them, but I'm not gonna. I'm not. I mean, more power to. It's just.

[Guest/Producer]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. I just. We've never really talked about it, oddly enough. And it's such a spectacle.

[H. Foley]

I don't know really what it is. It's.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's a lot of too much dancing. Call me old school. I'm a son of a pipe fitter at the day. That's too much dancing.

[H. Foley]

But I think those guys are like legit baseball players.

[Kevin James Ryan]

There are a lot of college. I mean. No, they're like really good baseball players. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[H. Foley]

50,000 a Yankee Stadium. I couldn't do that. I couldn't put 50,000 up in the Bronx.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hey, no way. If that was the case, the seller would be sold out.

[H. Foley]

Do they do like the YMCA and stuff?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I imagine it's a lot of like tick tock stuff. They'll be in the crowd and they'll still get. But it's. I. I got to give it to them. They'll be like in like, they'll be in like the fourth row and get up and start doing the cha cha slide or whatever. Walk right down, grab the bat and like being pit. I don't know. I'll make contact, get on base. Also, I don't know if the party animals are the stiffest competition.

[H. Foley]

We're not talking about five star athletes.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What other teams do they play?

[Guest/Producer]

They own like all the.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They own the league.

[Guest/Producer]

Yeah, they own the league. So they play.

[Kevin James Ryan]

So you gotta. So you may like a young player might start on the party animals, have to work his way up to the bananas.

[Guest/Producer]

I think so.

[Kevin James Ryan]

So.

[Guest/Producer]

Or you could start on the firefighters, the Texas Tailgaters, the Loco beach coconuts, and the Indianapolis Clowns.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What are the chances these are all the same guys? The party animals are the same as the Texas Roadsters or whatever.

[H. Foley]

I don't know. But I bet you those guys are doing pretty well and probably closing some ass.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, I think it's a very. Sure. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Family oriented organization.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. I mean

[H. Foley]

they're all good looking guys.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean they're all fucking, you know, they're all D1 athletes or fucking, you know, they were in, they were in the minors and stuff like that. I go, yeah.

[H. Foley]

Shout out to them, it seems.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

How about we get a couple of tickets?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Where are they playing next?

[H. Foley]

Close it out. We just missed them.

[Guest/Producer]

They're playing on Friday the. At Car Max Park, Richmond, Virginia. And then in Vegas, the same. Oh, no, that's a. They have two different teams.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They have two bananas. Yeah.

[Guest/Producer]

Two games going on. It seems like the clowns are playing the firefighters and the bananas are playing the party animals.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Maybe.

[H. Foley]

Wow.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What happened? They just beat them. There's a subway series.

[H. Foley]

What happens when the clowns and the firefighters play? Isn't that like the two dummy teams playing against each other? Or is the. Is. Is the Savannah Bananas just the, the WWE of it? No. What?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know.

[Guest/Producer]

That's the banana. They call it banana ball. So the banana ball is the league.

[H. Foley]

Banana balls. The league. Yeah, Savannah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

But there's no way the clowns versus the fucking. The roadsters is.

[H. Foley]

That's like the General is playing. The General.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Is doing 50,000. I mean, they got to be playing like a smaller.

[H. Foley]

Where are they playing? Out in Vegas. How big does this thing get?

[Guest/Producer]

Las Vegas ballpark.

[H. Foley]

What's that?

[Guest/Producer]

Let's see.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Who play Las Vegas on a baseball team.

[H. Foley]

It might have a. I don't know.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Thanks. Hey, Jim. Nance. Zip it.

[H. Foley]

That's a deep cut.

[Guest/Producer]

I mean, you can fit 10k in the. In the Las Vegas ballpark.

[H. Foley]

I never seen you sell that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I've never seen you sell that either. No.

[H. Foley]

So. Yeah, we should go. I'd be down, check it out. Get back involved. Involved in America. See what's going on out there. A long time.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Slash, we have been. You on the other end have been in a bit of sabbatical.

[H. Foley]

Like the Winter Soldier.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Long Route 66. Been a long time. That.

[Kevin James Ryan]

The thing is, you know, the last thing you did was Route 66. That was like three and a half years ago.

[H. Foley]

Touch the heart of America, get back out there, decompress. Back on the trail, huh? No, we're still alive. You're hearing this. You are the revolution.

[Kevin James Ryan]

If you're hearing this, where we must be all. We all must be dead. I don't know. But I do want to do that in my will. I want to sit all my loved ones around and I'll be in a TV screen and they're going to play something. How fun is that? That's a good time. Hey, you. I'm screaming at one of them. Foley, knock it off. You're eating or something. Going through my personal belongings. I'll bring everybody into my office. It's gonna have rich mahogany and oak wood.

[H. Foley]

I like that. Very Brewster's Millions.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, something like that.

[H. Foley]

See that movie?

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, it's good.

[H. Foley]

John Candy. Richard Pryor.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I get it. Yeah. I mean, it was like a. That became like a punchline a little bit. Brewster's Millions or whatever. I was more of a blank check, man. Everybody knows.

[H. Foley]

I never really understood it. He had to spend, like, 63 million to win 630 million. But he couldn't spend. He couldn't have owned anything after spending the 63 million. But he couldn't give it away. He had to blow it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Which I just. I. 1. And I'll see how. That's hard. Two. I didn't quite understand it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Well, you're.

[H. Foley]

You couldn't give it away, but you can blow it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know But I mean. I mean, I'm hearing the plot from you, who voluntarily said you didn't understand it. So I don't think I'm going to be able to really decipher what's going on. I think that's a fair assessment.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[Guest/Producer]

Banana players. It's a banana ball player draft to keep the league competitive. What, all the teams? Yeah. You have, like, your draft picks.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Whoa.

[H. Foley]

So they're playing real baseball?

[Guest/Producer]

I mean, for what they. I was looking into the how to get onto the teams, and what they look for is beyond elite athleticism. They say, I'm out. Players must show they'd be creative, dance, lip sync, and perform trick plays.

[Kevin James Ryan]

So I'm out there doing crowd work. What do you do? I get hit with a pitch. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right, Fair enough. Well, shout out to the bananas.

[H. Foley]

Shout out to.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I hear it's a. I've. From what I've heard, I've heard it's a fantastic night of family fun.

[H. Foley]

Family fun. There you go.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Family fun.

[H. Foley]

We like family fun.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What is this thing here in a real political mode? We like family fun around here. That's who I am, and that's what I care about.

[H. Foley]

At Raytheon.

[Kevin James Ryan]

At. And bitcoin. Let's go. All right, let's see here.

[H. Foley]

What do you got?

[Kevin James Ryan]

This one's from Ted Zeke. That's a good one.

[H. Foley]

That's awesome.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's really good. Tzatziki. Isn't it Taziki. I think you pronounce it. Ted Ziki.

[H. Foley]

I pronounce it tzatziki.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

You weren't gonna like that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

That I was gonna say very correctly.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think in that instance, you say it very correctly.

[H. Foley]

Tzatziki.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. I think in, you know, your mushmouth, toothless delivery, usually it's tzatz, which.

[H. Foley]

I don't know if I mentioned this. Somebody said when I say prima donna, I'm saying pre. Pre Madonna instead of prima donna.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I say prima donna, too. Like this is before Madonna came out. Yes. Yeah. I always thought my first. I thought it was about Madonna, which.

[H. Foley]

What the hell were we doing?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Prima donna.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. I wasn't around, man. I came online after that, man. Post. I'm post Madonna.

[H. Foley]

Sometimes I'll just go back and I'll just listen to a bunch of her hits.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Mm.

[H. Foley]

Material Girl.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Make you feel like a nice old lady.

[H. Foley]

Dude, she's great.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Material Girl's hot.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. I was too young for the. For the major hits. I remember everybody listening. It was on and like the hits. But the movement of it I was out on.

[H. Foley]

Her and Michael were like very similar. Just monsters.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. I caught the. The kind of. The tail end of those kind of people where I was like, this shit stinks. Where there was like very.

[H. Foley]

You're like Deftones poppy now.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They scared me. Flip loved the Deftones. That. That dark music. I was a little too Irish Catholic boy for. What about corn? Corn a little bit. I never owned an album, but I liked as a Limp. Limp Bizkit is as crazy as I was allowed to go. Yeah, I might. I did get.

[H. Foley]

You have to get loose when you gotta go home for a nice dinner.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I did get a Slipknot CD one year. Only listened during the day when people were home. I was not. That was a freaky music.

[H. Foley]

Might as well be watching Faces of Death. Get that fuck out of here with that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I also didn't spend too much time in Hot Topic. I was in and out.

[H. Foley]

You ever get scared on Instagram? I do.

[Kevin James Ryan]

From what?

[H. Foley]

I just like. If I catch a bad algo and it starts, like, getting scary on the night of whatever, and it's like, scary shit. I caught one the other night. I'm in the apartment solo and what. I ain't used to this joint to begin with. Okay. But I get a good vibe in there. I don't feel like there's any, any, any, anybody else in there with me

[Kevin James Ryan]

that's small enough. I think it'd be impossible.

[H. Foley]

But I caught this video about this musician in Nashville who was never any good. This is the 50s. He was never any good. Then all of a sudden he had, like, a couple of songs that got played on the radio and people would, like, all stop and watch it. And then some audio engineer went back and listened to it and said that there was another voice in it and it was some type of like. Like mind control thing. And it turns out this guy had, like, gone to an old bookstore and felt like this old book of, like, Satan spells and, like, how to put spells on people.

[Kevin James Ryan]

This is the worst story I've ever heard in my life. This is crazy, dude. What? They're fucking scared. Bored me to death. That thing stinks.

[H. Foley]

It scared me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

No. That's wild. Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Scared. Anything where they do like that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I hate what you're doing with your hands. And a book of spells.

[H. Foley]

Anything where they say, like, if you listen to it backwards, you can hear the devil. That. Yeah. I don't like that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Devil worshipers were huge at one point.

[H. Foley]

Huge.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

You couldn't go into the woods. Oh, man, it's not far than a pentagram.

[Kevin James Ryan]

The. Hey, Manson, relax, will you?

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

Yes. These are boots you actually wear to work. You beat them up, you can put in real hours, and if they're not right for you, you can send them back.

[H. Foley]

Send them back.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's how confident Brunt is. They're putting their money with their mouth. Listen, you're on a job site. It's wet, it's cold, it's hot, it's dry. Whatever it is, go put it to the test. Brunt's got your back. They go, we know we got the real deal. We know you do. You're gonna love Brunt. That's how I love the confidence. Fantastic. And Brunt stands behind what they make. You can wear them to work, like you said. If they're not very few, just send them back. I don't know any other brand that's doing that. And right now, for a limited time, our listeners get $10 off at Brunt. When you use the code garbage at checkout, just head to Brunt workwear.com use the code garbage and you're good to go. Brunt was tired of the workwear brands out there cutting corners. You work too hard to be stuck in uncomfortable boots that don't hold up so they'll build something better. Boots are insanely comfortable and built for any job site. For a limited time. Our listeners get that 10% off at Brunt. When you use the code garbage at checkout, just head to bruntworkware.com use the code garbage and you're good to go. After you order, they're gonna ask you how you heard about Brunt. Do us a favor, tell me. Heard of the show. Love you, Kim. You know, Factor Body, been on Factor for a while.

[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[H. Foley]

Are you going Favorite family fun, wholesome. Ted Zeke.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Ted Zeke. Shout out to you Ted Mr. Zeke.

[H. Foley]

It's probably a Savannah banana.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Are you garbage? If you scheduled a payment for your phone bill knowing it wasn't going to clear just because you know they won't turn your service back on for another week. That was just sketch. I remember my mom even told me just schedule the payment. Get the payment scheduled. You'd sign in, you'd have to make it for that day, but make it you could. I think you can make it 14 days in advance. Just go. I'll figure that out later. But let me, let me stay connected.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that was a great move for sure. They do leave a lot of windows open to keep the plates spinning, which is nice.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It behooves them. They don't. I mean they shut you off. Then you're, you're not Gonna go back to them. You're gonna go to another provider. So they lost you. They'd rather keep you in going. Well, keep the slow drip. Well, that. You know, we got this guy right where we want him.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Also, you can't get shut off at fucking Verizon. And then 18, he's gonna go, hey. Which I'm surprised we're on the street, is your money's no good out here.

[H. Foley]

One time I had a really high credit card and they shut.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They canceled my card one time. They cancel. Yeah. Your money's no good, dude. You're bad money on the street.

[H. Foley]

And I want to be like, hey, what do you. What are you doing? Like, well, you can reapply. I reapply. I'm just gonna fuck you now.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Mm.

[H. Foley]

What's in it for me to pay it? You know, your credit. That's dead anyway.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure. I'm just saying that's what it. I mean, it's also. They're gonna write that debt off as non recoupable funds or whatever. Your bad debt. They get it off their books.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And you're. They're done with you.

[H. Foley]

I'm 50. That's the one thing. I'm 50. I got no kids. That's one thing you can't scare me with anymore. My credit.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What is it now, do you think?

[H. Foley]

Who the knows?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Because it was pretty good when the show started out. It was good.

[H. Foley]

It could be in the fives. I don't know.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's crazy.

[H. Foley]

Could be in the sixes. I don't know. Eddie. A killer man with no fear.

[Kevin James Ryan]

When we started, I was 650. I just got word I'm 810.

[H. Foley]

810.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What I've been doing, I'm off my credit cards. Almost exclusively off the credit cards.

[H. Foley]

Right.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Few things on the credit cards, but as much as I was spending off the credit cards, I'm a cash operation. Cash word.

[H. Foley]

You cash guy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Two bills. Cash right there. I only know more than that a week.

[H. Foley]

There you go.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's fake. Counterfeit Chinese yen.

[H. Foley]

I'm in and out of the city before they even know what's going on.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Got it. A Wohop, Lower east side with an egg roll. It's the marker test and all. They're good. Shout out to Mr. Wohop. I'm off that. And I've increased my credit limits while my spending goes down.

[H. Foley]

Ah, very smart.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Because it's based on open credit.

[H. Foley]

Based on open available credit.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

Nice.

[Kevin James Ryan]

So that's what I did.

[H. Foley]

I dig it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Cash you, on the other hand.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And we're back.

[H. Foley]

Can't threaten me with nothing no more.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Me?

[H. Foley]

No, not you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Feels like you're talking directly to me if I'm being honest.

[H. Foley]

You just hear a gun cock.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hey. Next question from Mr. Zeke for Mr. I need a new set of drawers.

[H. Foley]

An old pistol.

[Kevin James Ryan]

No. Damn. Well, you can't afford bullets.

[H. Foley]

Luke. Shut up.

[Kevin James Ryan]

All right. This one's from uncle bbq. Ten Dollar investor. Never have one Red. Are you garbage if you have a couch in your kitchen, Bozo friend of mine has one in theirs. And let's just say it's not what you would call an open floor plan. Yeah. That's a tough. I don't know if I've ever even in like a college house or so that wasn't. At least you know, the rooms were connected. A couch. And that's gotta be fun though. A little bit. Sit down.

[H. Foley]

I've always been. You know this about me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm not gonna like whatever this fact is.

[H. Foley]

Yes, you are. I've always been a comfort guy. I've always. I've always looked at social norms like that and said why you know. And a couch in the kitchen. Very cozy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's trashy. I mean we're not here to discuss if it's cozy or not.

[H. Foley]

Very trashy. I'm with you 100%.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Especially couches don't belong in the garage. Love a couch in a garage. Don't you though Love for Some of my. Some of my finest memories are on a couch in a garage.

[H. Foley]

Always the threat of spiders if you're taking a nap in the garage.

[Kevin James Ryan]

These weren't napping cow. These were drug couches. They weren't really napping couches.

[H. Foley]

But I remember the Hogan family on that Jason balk. No, that Jason Bateman was on back in the day. They hadn't they. It was an open floor plan and nice. And I believe in their kitchen along the window there was like a banquette.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Banquettes are different. That's meant to be around.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Take a nap in there after where you're supposed to be doing your home.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

But yeah. This place I picture. I can see this kitchen.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I know the couch.

[H. Foley]

Yes, I know.

[Kevin James Ryan]

The couch is a little too big for the room, I feel.

[H. Foley]

And the bottoms of it are probably not. The legs are gone.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. It's sitting on. It's flat.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's tough. Yeah. In see we. In the burbs we do have a little more of an open floor plan but we do have like a. The Shay's Lounge, however, whatever you want to call. It's more. It's like, you know.

[H. Foley]

Shay's Lounge.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Is that what it's called?

[H. Foley]

No, that's like a straight thing.

[Kevin James Ryan]

A chazzay.

[H. Foley]

Chazzay?

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's a girl I went to school with a Shay's Lounge.

[H. Foley]

You mean shade?

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, I was making a joke shot.

[H. Foley]

You talking about Sad Day? The singer?

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, you are.

[H. Foley]

What's her song?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. Anywho, I'm saying. My wife did this and that. Even felt a little.

[H. Foley]

She had a chaise lounge in the kitchen.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You've been to the house? It's not in the kitchen. But it's not. Not in the kitchen. I can see the kitchen.

[H. Foley]

I give you that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You know what I mean? It's a little. I don't think. I don't think there should be cloth in where there's cooking and eating. That's to be wiped down, sprayed, cleaned, disinfected. Not every day, but, you know, I mean, there's a mess.

[H. Foley]

Other than a banquet.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Other than a banquet. A breakfast nook, if you will. But that's all build in, I feel.

[H. Foley]

My buddy in high school, his parents had a. Like a diner booth in their kitchen.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's cool.

[H. Foley]

Oh, it was. And it was. It was. It was the. Like the corner one. It was awesome.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, that's really cool.

[H. Foley]

It was awesome.

[Kevin James Ryan]

When I moved here, I had to keep all my stuff in a kitchen, and it was on a banket.

[H. Foley]

I know exactly that Kitchen banquet you're talking.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

That was not cool. That was next to a washer and dryer, which was next to an oven,

[Kevin James Ryan]

which was also next to a refrigerator.

[H. Foley]

Yep.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Which is al. Also next to all of my worldly

[H. Foley]

belongings, which I then inherited.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Inherited a good amount of those when Kevin lost weight.

[H. Foley]

My first pair of salvage denim.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Uhhuh.

[H. Foley]

Only pair.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure. These things were as stiff as a board.

[H. Foley]

They were great. Great. Did very well in those jeans.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Didn't poop himself once.

[H. Foley]

Were they button fly maybe?

[Kevin James Ryan]

They were Gap freak. What?

[H. Foley]

Button fly.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, I don't remember what they were.

[H. Foley]

That's swinger.

[Kevin James Ryan]

First of all, you're wearing my pants,

[H. Foley]

Guy Button fly jeans.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You were wearing them.

[H. Foley]

I know you had them.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I know, but you can't.

[H. Foley]

I want to go out and buy button fly jeans. What am I from the 70s? Going down to the regal beagle like a freak? What are you doing in those things?

[Kevin James Ryan]

What were you doing in those things?

[H. Foley]

Yanking butt balls out of your. What are they called?

[Guest/Producer]

Dingleberries.

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, Berry dingers.

[H. Foley]

No. What's the. The balls you pull out of the butt.

[Guest/Producer]

Butt bugs.

[H. Foley]

No, not back.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Like you don't know, huh? Probably got one in balls.

[H. Foley]

Anal B ain't.

[Guest/Producer]

You're kidding me.

[H. Foley]

Couldn't think of plugs all day. Sure, I like him as a snack.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And take them on the road with me. Easy to travel with. All right, let's see here. This one's from Ben 10, homie. Here. You ever have to back your car up on the highway? That's a bad look. You see it? I would never do it. I would just go to the next exit. What I'm sure you have. You probably did it last week.

[H. Foley]

I get very scared if I miss the exit I'm supposed to get off at. I don't know what's up.

[Kevin James Ryan]

So let's put everybody at danger.

[H. Foley]

I don't know how far down I gotta go. I don't know how weird and dark and scary and bad this is gonna get.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, it's not like last house on the left on a highway.

[H. Foley]

If I'm there and it kind of works, I'm back. I'm scooching back a little bit and it tearing off.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's wild. You're dangerous. You're dangerous.

[H. Foley]

Oh, I'm dangerous. Butt plug falls out of my.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I told you. I was on a mega bus one time and the guy did it.

[H. Foley]

It was crazy losing your license, dude.

[Kevin James Ryan]

On the New Jersey Turnpike. Or it might have been a Chinatown bus.

[H. Foley]

Everybody hang on.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It was. Dude, he's. Everybody shut up. Well, dude, the traffic was horrible on the Jersey Turnpike coming up from Philly. It was a Greyhound, if I remember correctly. Man, that Greyhound bus on Filbert street or whatever in. In Philly is crazy.

[H. Foley]

Under the overpass or whatever that is. It's right?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't think so.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, but 10th and Filbert overpass there.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, like the convention China sound.

[H. Foley]

Buses.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. No.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that Greyhound bus station in Philly, man.

[Kevin James Ryan]

There's about four. 4,000 people there. And one guy working, and he ain't having it. He's fielding quite all fucking off the wall questions. People trying to, you know, wrong tickets, this, that, the other people just living in there. Brutal. But traffic was horrible, and I guess he was just like, oh, we're gonna sit in traffic for like three hours or whatever. He went. Nah, Hops over on the. Hops over on the shoulder and just. I mean, a good quarter mile, just all the way back. Fucking whipping work this guy was, dude. Some ladies next to me. I don't Think this is illegal? I'm like, honey, zip it. Ain't nobody's got shit to do today. Yeah, fuck you. That's trashy. Trashy.

[H. Foley]

Move.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Dangerous. You know what? I also don't like the fucking. And I've done everybody's every. You know, if you're. You realize your exit's coming up and you do like. And you're like, just fucking go one more. Like, why stop it.

[H. Foley]

You don't do the same thing.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm not saying I haven't, but I'm also.

[H. Foley]

It's a point of pride. Get over safely.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Not all the time. It's safely. That's what I'm saying. Or the guy, like, posted up at the. He's in there. You know what I mean? He just gets to that part where all the shattered glass and tires are. You're jammed up. If you're sitting in no man's land.

[H. Foley]

Oh, man, there's a bunch of broken glass around you. That's a fucking kill spot right there.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's bad news.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

All right, let's see here. This one's from Josh. $10. Investor never had one. Red. Are you garbage? If used Chuck E. Cheese tokens to get shopping carts from the Audi. It's the same size as a quarter. So I get a free cart.

[H. Foley]

Gentlemen, huh? Good for you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I respect it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I don't mind ripping off Aldi, to be honest with you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, but it's a cold.

[H. Foley]

You're.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You're making away with a quarter. If you're stealing the cart. I'd still give them the quarter. What are we talking, a quarter?

[H. Foley]

I think that's silly.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

I'm sorry. You're charging a quarter for your cart? You're charging for carts. What's that all about?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. Luke. Look into that. Is it to, like, return it? There's got to be something. It can't be like a money making thing because it.

[H. Foley]

I just think that's nickel and diamond.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I understand.

[H. Foley]

I would assume the American consumer

[Kevin James Ryan]

German company stealing our fucking Deutsche marks.

[H. Foley]

Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm with it.

[H. Foley]

I don't care what you're charging for grapes.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I assume there's some sort of, like, psychological behind it to, like, return it. Do you get the quarter back?

[Guest/Producer]

Yes. So you asked for the quarter as a deposit to incentivize customers to return their carts to the corral.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I gotta say that I'm okay with that. They're not charging. They're charging. They're Taxing if you don't return it.

[Guest/Producer]

It's particularly an Aldi practice.

[H. Foley]

Google saying that's what they do. That's their family thing. They're big into quarters and carts.

[Guest/Producer]

Ideally you need less employees collecting the cart from the parking lot because people then return.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I used to be a cart master myself. I gotta say I'm against this. You're taking away hard working American jobs. Something that I know about and care

[H. Foley]

about and usually those kids. You know what it's nice to employ though. It's not. They're nice people and they should have a job. Talk about me. Kinda talking about people that usually do that kind of work.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Me and my friends all did it.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Something to say?

[H. Foley]

No, I don't have anything to say.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Huh.

[H. Foley]

I just think, you know, there's a specific kind of people that, that, that hard workers. Sure. That get those jobs. A lot of people with special needs do those jobs. And I think it's important that they have those jobs available. They're not muscled out by a quarter.

[Kevin James Ryan]

My special need was a chicken parm for lunch every day.

[H. Foley]

I understand that. I understand.

[Guest/Producer]

This is kind of funny. I looked up how much Chuck E. Cheese tokens are and it was about $5 for 20 tokens. So a quarter. They're the same.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's the same conversion rate.

[H. Foley]

Wow.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. Because that's not free.

[H. Foley]

Gets it back too. So what's the difference?

[Kevin James Ryan]

This guy, this guy's full of malarkey.

[H. Foley]

Who is it?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. I think I did. Josh.

[H. Foley]

Josh, Call me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I got a few ideas to blow this scheme wide open.

[H. Foley]

I've been dying for a Chuck E. Cheese pizza. I don't know why.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't. I mean I probably. When was the last time you had one? You feel a hundred years ago.

[H. Foley]

Forty years ago.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. I don't even know if I fully remember it.

[H. Foley]

30 years ago I would say you were 20. Probably.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Can't remember why, but somewhere around there.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Chuck E. Cheese party, I would presume.

[H. Foley]

Crazy. 30 years ago I was 20. 40 years ago I was 10. 40 years ago I was 10 years old and my whole life in front of me, baby.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Mm.

[H. Foley]

That crazy?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Not really. This is 40 years ago. I mean if you like. Right. I think. You think 40 is a small number.

[H. Foley]

Just 40 years ago I was 10 years old.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know if that's like a no relative.

[H. Foley]

Well, I've lived longer. I'm like towards the end of interstellar. He's young. I've been over in what's it called

[Guest/Producer]

the Tesseract or whatever.

[H. Foley]

No, Ton 19 or whatever the fuck it was. That huge ass fucking black hole.

[Kevin James Ryan]

There you have it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess. I don't just go like, I'm 40 now, so that was my whole life. And you're going just 40 years ago. So every second of my. Every memory I have, you're going, oh, just that ago.

[H. Foley]

Just like that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Even though for me to say 30 years ago, I was 10. 30 years is a long time.

[H. Foley]

30 years ago, a long time. 40 years ago, not that long.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, exactly, Kate.

[H. Foley]

I don't know when the last time I had Chuck E. Cheese.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I just. I just missed the exit. Pulled over, backed up, got off the ramp to Foleyville. I don't.

[Guest/Producer]

It's kind of coming back. The Chuck E. Cheese Pizza for, like, nostalgia. Like, it's on Uber Eats. Like you can get it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[Guest/Producer]

Like, I saw, like, some Instagram videos about, like, people ordering the Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

[H. Foley]

Is that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

There's no Chuck E. Cheese in New York, is there?

[Guest/Producer]

I don't know.

[H. Foley]

There's a couple of.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Well, I know a guy that can look that up. Me? Someone? No. Him.

[H. Foley]

Oh.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What. What do you do around here?

[Guest/Producer]

You don't have a phone right now?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I got water in it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Club soda, Sprite. Queens. There's probably one Queens, Hackensack, New Jersey.

[H. Foley]

There's one in Long Island.

[Guest/Producer]

Yeah, multiple in Long Island. A lot in Long Island.

[H. Foley]

Rockville Center.

[Guest/Producer]

Probably also one up in the South Bronx.

[Kevin James Ryan]

South Bronx. South. South Bronx. I ain't going up there.

[H. Foley]

No.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I got shit to do. Crazy.

[H. Foley]

You ever go to that Pelham Bay Mall up there?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Pelham Bay? Yeah. Yeah, it's not great. I feel any mall with a parking garage is bad news.

[H. Foley]

Shady.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's just. You feel like you're gonna get got. And that's a lot of those malls out there you like. It's just I grew up going to Suburban Mall, Oxford Valley Mall, Shout out in the Chamonix Mall, also Franklin Mills Mall. You park in the dry. You park in a parking lot, you walk. It's like an outdoor thing that's like. You pull in. You're like a little rat in a fucking cage. You don't get to see the sunlight the whole time.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. Not for me. Not for me, not for him. Kevin, we got time about Cash app.

[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

So what's next?

[Kevin James Ryan]

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[H. Foley]

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[Kevin James Ryan]

They're hunting us. It's time we started hunting them.

[H. Foley]

I can work with them.

[Kevin James Ryan]

This should be tons of fun. Marvel Television's Daredevil Born Again now streaming only on Disney. All right, let's see here. This one's from Umbro Undies. That's funny. We were just Talking about that $10, homie. Never have one red. Youse ever walk a bicycle up a hill? Because you were too to ride up it.

[H. Foley]

Fuck yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Well do that. When I was a kid and every other car that went by, I felt embarrassed. I mean, yeah, that's dangerous. You're talking about reversing on the highway.

[H. Foley]

Bicycle. You start going up a bike a bike bike start going up a hill.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Hill bike.

[H. Foley]

And you can't hoof it. You start rolling backwards.

[Kevin James Ryan]

We had a dangerous. We were obviously, you know, we were a pretty big bike squad for a couple of years pre cars, whatever summer riding around Dirt jumps in the one thing I don't know if we ever thought, just like the dirt jumps that just existed, like dirt bag generation to dirt bag generation, you would find them and be like, whoa, these are overgrown.

[H. Foley]

You have to top them off a little bit.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, you take that was like our job. We'd go, fuck, we found these. Go back to my boy's house, get a shovel, get a rake, get a whatever, you know. And I mean just like spend a week cleaning them up, getting them ready, building them up. It would rain, whatever. That was fucking fantastic. But there were some hills that like, we would all just kind of get off and be like, this one's too. It's like, you're also like, I'm not fucking killing myself half the day in front of me. You know what I mean?

[H. Foley]

If you didn't trust your equipment that well, like, I've had some bikes where I've done that. Try to be the big man. I've started grinding up the hill and then the handlebars go forward on me me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's a heavy load. It's a heavy payload.

[H. Foley]

Or you pop a chain or something like that.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, Brutal, huh?

[H. Foley]

Man, I remember the first time that handle. I didn't know handlebars would do that to you. And they just me and then you're handle bars over the top. Bad news.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I would suck too. I remember one time we rode our bikes mad far before, you know, self, whatever. We were probably like at least an hour plus away in another neighborhood. Like we went to like another whatever. We're like, let's just fucking go. Summer day, hot as I got a flat and like four other guys were like, well, you know, we'll walk with you or whatever. And then like after a while they're like, later. And like I'm just left me sweating my ass off in a pair of cargo shorts.

[H. Foley]

You couldn't hit a gas station, pump

[Kevin James Ryan]

it up, it was pop, like whatever. Nail in it. Something like non. No, I'm not. I mean, this is a suburbs. Not like there's like fucking gas stations there. Like a bike store every two blocks.

[H. Foley]

I would have fucking thrown that bike in the woods.

[Kevin James Ryan]

River.

[H. Foley]

No, I just would have thrown in the woods, covered it up and walked back and got my mom's car hot wired this thing.

[Kevin James Ryan]

When he talked, I was like 12 years old.

[H. Foley]

I go back and tell my nieces

[Kevin James Ryan]

at work, this is when like there was. I wasn't talking to a parent for another seven hours. They're gone. Or ghost. My dad ain't Picking up? Yeah, shit to do.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I'd stash it and come back for it. Like the time machine.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure. But there was a thing. Cuz Danny's bike got stolen by one of the bad kids in the neighborhood. That there was a thing. I think if I came home without that bike that they know.

[H. Foley]

They don't know where you are for eight hours. She's checking bikes? Yeah, she's tossing cell. Where's your bike?

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, but is she a pagan?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, checking for your ride.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It's a patch over.

[H. Foley]

She comes home at three in the morning, she's looking for your bike.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Coming home at 3 in the morning. The fuck she doing? She is a pagan. I guess. No, but I think it would have been like. You don't Leon, fucking throw a. What? I don't even know what a $200 bike or whatever the fuck it was. I don't know what I had. I don't know, I don't know the 90s inflation rate or whatever. You don't throw a bike that they. That's just not what that was.

[H. Foley]

So you just humped it all the way back to the house?

[Kevin James Ryan]

All the way back to my boy's house.

[H. Foley]

Man, that iced tea you slugged down

[Kevin James Ryan]

was probably Wild Cherry Pepsi my boy had. My boy would get to 30 packs of wild Cherry Pepsi.

[H. Foley]

I bet you were parched when you got home, meatball. Those legs were probably burning on the inside, weren't they?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Fucking fatty probably had to sit down on his couch.

[H. Foley]

Oh, you probably crack open a box

[Kevin James Ryan]

of Cheez Its and kids snacks were out of this world. Dude,

[H. Foley]

I'm gonna need about four episodes of Frasier to shake this off with

[Kevin James Ryan]

a Becker kicker,

[H. Foley]

man. The day I had his dad sitting,

[Kevin James Ryan]

I grabbed a remote from his dad. The hell you watching? Turn the news off.

[H. Foley]

His paper just comes down a little bit. The day I had. Holy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

His dad, they were the loudest family. His dad used to scream, big guy, huge guy, real new money family. His dad was the first. First guy I ever saw had a three day hangover. He laid on the couch also. What's wild. I was at his house for three days. They had a big party. I guess he got all up. He laid on the couch in his underwear. They had one of those big screen TVs that were like two feet deep. Like the big wooden joint, you know what I mean? Like a garage door, huh? Yeah. Pull a ride and mower out of that thing. He laid there, ice packs on his head, everything. I get it now, but I remember being like God, Damn. The. I mean, my dad drinks a lot, but what the is this guy?

[H. Foley]

Did he sleep there?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, he didn't move. Dude didn't move.

[H. Foley]

Was he shaking off heroin? Detoxing,

[Kevin James Ryan]

jammed up? That's a party,

[H. Foley]

man. Dad's in the 90s. This is whatever.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, this is probably 99. Yeah, late 90s, early two. Early 2000s. I think it turned when I was in seventh grade, maybe seventh. Eighth grade was 99. 2000. Big year for dirt bags. The chronic 2001 had just dropped.

[H. Foley]

Big year for dirt.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It was, dude. For the 9. 9, 2000 girl. I wanted to get baggy. Juvenile was hot. Cash, money, records. Dre was back. Cottonmouth Kings hit. Hacky Sack was in skateboarding. MTV was cooking, man. Limp Biscuit corn. Boom, baka boom. Slipknot. You couldn't tell a shit.

[H. Foley]

I got you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, three day hangovers. Now I get it. If I got. If I get that up and I got. I do, have I three days to just shut it down? I'd be shutting it down.

[H. Foley]

I love three days to shut it down.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't have three days to shut it down.

[H. Foley]

Three days of shut down is something else, man.

[Kevin James Ryan]

All right, let's see here. This is from Zach. First time, long time. Do you say coupons or coupons? I'm. Coupons.

[H. Foley]

Coupons.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Say coupons. Q.

[H. Foley]

Any coupons?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Like the letter coupons?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, coupons, Luke.

[Guest/Producer]

Coupons.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Coupons. That's what it is. Coupon.

[H. Foley]

Sounds French.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Get the epitome. The epidemiologist.

[H. Foley]

Coupon.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Coupon.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. See if you have a coupon. Mom, do you have a coupon?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I've never understood coupons. Even when I was a cashier at Acme, they. They read them to me.

[Guest/Producer]

Originates from the French word coupon. A piece cut off.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Ah. Luke. Comes from the French word loser.

[Guest/Producer]

Louis. Bonjour. Foley. No.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Going to France very soon.

[H. Foley]

You are going to France very soon.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Two days in, out.

[H. Foley]

So am I.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Bank job. Hitting the Louvre, Cleaning it out, moving on.

[H. Foley]

I'm coming, too. No, you're going to be in Paris the same time you are.

[Kevin James Ryan]

When am I going?

[H. Foley]

A couple of weeks.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You go couple weeks.

[H. Foley]

Now you go ahead.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, thanks.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, I'll be holding it down here.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, God. Maybe I should cancel the trip.

[H. Foley]

Pay me to go to Europe now.

[Guest/Producer]

Go somewhere, Hank.

[H. Foley]

No, I'm in a routine, dog. I'm in a rebuild routine.

[Guest/Producer]

Very stoic now.

[H. Foley]

Very stoic. Very locked in, dialed in, focused. Bang, bang, bang. Bed 11 up, dawn kicking ass. Bang. That's what I do at 11 up,

[Guest/Producer]

noon

[Kevin James Ryan]

breakfast out of bed two, back in bed three.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, now, no vacations. Focus dialed in three months. Bang, bang, bang. Okay, cool. You go out there, have your fromage, your snails. You go out there and get softer. I'll be here getting harder.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Why pause? Damn, dude,

[H. Foley]

you come back, I'll be rock hard.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm waiting for you. Edging. When's Kibby get back? He'll be texting me in the group. And Kimmy, what time's your flaking in? Bit of an edger. Why?

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Ew. I mean, okay, dude, you do whatever you want. Yeah. We were never a huge coupon family.

[H. Foley]

My mom was. She liked to coupon.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think if it was like big enough or someone got it was like Denise would use it. She just never. Maybe just never really had the time to be dipping, you know, or whatever. But the big promotional sale, she would hit heavy. We shopped at Super Fresh, which I think is probably now defunct.

[H. Foley]

Shouldn't be.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Which they were. They were like. To me, that was the whole food. They were like the. They were the biggest. There was most of them.

[Guest/Producer]

They're banging good.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They're still banging, yeah. Where at?

[Guest/Producer]

Everywhere. They got one in Elmhurst.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Oh, up here? Yeah. I haven't seen one since the one close by us, Super Fresh. But she would do heavy on the. They were America's Choice was their brand.

[H. Foley]

And that's Shop right, isn't it?

[Guest/Producer]

Oh, wait, they got bought out by Shop, right? It says they shuttered and they liquidated in 2015. But I guess maybe they're keeping, like the brand. Maybe bottom, like it says, Acme or shoprite bought them liquidated.

[H. Foley]

What's that mean?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Get rid of everything. So America's Choice shopper. I might have started carrying America's Choice brand. I don't know. But that was Super Fresh growing up. And we would buy all that shit. The 10 for 10, the 2 buy one, get one, the 3 for 5 type thing. I never coupons, but special. You were big on specials.

[H. Foley]

Do you remember what kind of crazy deals they would do on yogurts?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, they were 10 for 10, man. I was. I was.

[H. Foley]

I mean, what.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I was a cashier during the fuck

[H. Foley]

else do you get 10 for 10 Dannons? They would fucking do.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They would stack them. It'd be like. They. It looked like a factory. They'd stack them this high on the belt. Deep. Deep as the belt could go. And those. Let me tell you, you buy the six packs, right? Those Dan. And six packs, they got edges to them. You Try to put them in a plastic bag. That bag shredding. You got a double, triple bag. Them thing. Yeah. Going through bags left and right. Uh huh.

[H. Foley]

They'll cut you. I can open up a letter with those things.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, I was man.

[H. Foley]

10 for 10 yogurts.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That was. That was my bestone, dude. That was crazy.

[H. Foley]

Yo play la yogurt. All kinds of stuff. The French with the just foil top. I used to crush them. Love the yogurt back in the day. Now it's all the Greek shit, which I dig. But you miss the old school stuff, you know?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah. You're an old school guy.

[H. Foley]

I'm an old school guy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I think when I think of you.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, old school. I'm not a fruit on the bottom kind of guy. I like it all mixed in. Bananas and strawberries.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You're a fruit in the bedroom kind of guy.

[H. Foley]

Blueberry. Sure. I'm bringing a little exotic fruit. Dragon fruit. Pineapple.

[Guest/Producer]

You like tricks?

[H. Foley]

They're like tricks.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah.

[H. Foley]

The yogurt. No, that missed all that stuff.

[Guest/Producer]

Really?

[H. Foley]

Yeah, that's. That's. That's you, dude. It's cool. It's cool, man.

[Guest/Producer]

I'm not hating on it wasn't for you. Tricks are for kids, obviously.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, tricks. Like tricks tricks. No, I mean, you like tricks, right?

[Guest/Producer]

No, actually this is a cereal.

[Kevin James Ryan]

It kind of cereal.

[H. Foley]

You're stupid.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That was whack.

[H. Foley]

It was whack when they started making it. When they make it shaped like fruits. It used to be just round balls. Then they were banging. They were delicious. Then they it up like they up everything once Cobain died. Here we are.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What?

[H. Foley]

Huh? It's all that about Vietnam you're really

[Kevin James Ryan]

going after Top Rayus, the Savannah Bananas. Tricks. Oh man. I have to write a few apology letters after this one.

[H. Foley]

His comments are his own and yes, affiliated with Toddy LLC.

[Kevin James Ryan]

All right, let's see. This is from Jared. $10, homie. Is it garbage that your mom at the kitchen table divides up your grandfather's ashes out amongst the siblings with the kitchen spoon and Ziploc bags? That's fucking crazy. There's got to be a more proper way to do that.

[H. Foley]

I would assume medically, yeah, but what

[Kevin James Ryan]

would it be then?

[H. Foley]

I think you could probably have the place that does it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Do it. Let's say that doesn't happen. You gotta kind of spoon it.

[H. Foley]

I mean, I think you at least gotta take that shit to the garage. I think you gotta throw on some gloves. I think you gotta get some decent receptacles. Where the. The thing Is in there where The. Where the plastic bag is in there. Because I got my. I have some of my dad's and it's in a plastic bag in a thing. I open it all the time.

[Kevin James Ryan]

And we're back.

[H. Foley]

I keep something in there and I open it to make sure it's in there.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Would somebody steal it? Why. Why wouldn't it be in there?

[H. Foley]

Because I'm crazy and I like to check.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, okay. But, yeah, he's just in a bag. He's in a plastic bag. It's weird. I don't even know if that's him.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Sure.

[H. Foley]

What are you gonna say?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I'm gonna pull out of this conversation. I'm gonna make. I'm gonna put my producer hat on for a second and pull the yolk up on this. And Luke,

[H. Foley]

you can't do that at the kitchen. That's human waste or whatever it is. You can't be whacking that there. It's not a kilo.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You do the stash house?

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I don't know. I mean, that's. That's wild. Yeah, but yeah. Yes, wild. I. I don't know. I don't. Not many people in my family were ever cremated. We're a body family.

[H. Foley]

You are a body family. I respect it. We've always been a body family too. I didn't. I didn't know anybody could start getting cremated until 10, 15 years ago.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Yeah, I don't know. I think every. Nobody was been cremated because you always

[H. Foley]

had to go through that thing. Oh, I'm gonna be there.

[Kevin James Ryan]

That's all I know.

[H. Foley]

The viewing. Nobody ever looks, right?

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, we were. Where are we talking about? On air. Should tan them.

[H. Foley]

Hey, we were talking about it.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Why not tan them a little bit?

[H. Foley]

Hit him with a spray.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Well, sprayed. The Hollywood tans.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. The girls that come in.

[Kevin James Ryan]

He got him in a booth.

[H. Foley]

Dominican radio playing.

[Guest/Producer]

When I was in like third grade, my dad told me he wanted to be maybe like, not like I was like 7 or 8. He told me, my cousin and my brother, we were all driving into the city that he wanted to be cremated and we all started crying.

[H. Foley]

What?

[Kevin James Ryan]

Not now.

[H. Foley]

You.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Nah. What are you talking. You still cry? Are you talking about calling a 7

[H. Foley]

year old kid a. Yeah, that had a freak.

[Guest/Producer]

My cousin asked the question and he was like, I shouldn't have asked it.

[H. Foley]

I'm so sorry.

[Kevin James Ryan]

They're all puking out the window.

[H. Foley]

What he asked. He asked my cousin was.

[Guest/Producer]

I think, you know, someone had just died and my cousin was like, uncle

[H. Foley]

Lou, do You want to be cremated?

[Guest/Producer]

Do you want to be cremated or what? And he's like, I want to be cremated. And then my brother started going. And then I went. And then my cousin was just.

[H. Foley]

I ruined everything. What'd your dad say? Shut up.

[Kevin James Ryan]

No, I don't think.

[H. Foley]

He just turns the radio up real loud.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Corn's playing Boom packa boom ba boom paka baca. I'm just a freak on le Even

[H. Foley]

into the city, the camera gets further away.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Turns off the bridge. I remember I asked my dad if he was an organ. I just had assumed. I never told you this, cuz

[H. Foley]

I'm an organ.

[Kevin James Ryan]

D during the night. Yeah. Nobody wants them. You give them to the wolves, the vultures to pick over whatever's left. Feed.

[H. Foley]

Feed me the prairie dogs at this.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Chat me up and feed me to the pool. Oh, there's a big campaign.

[H. Foley]

Take a liver that big, Gonna make some rhino real happy.

[Kevin James Ryan]

What's up? I'm Luke from the outdoor booth. Outdoor boys gotten you. We're gonna field dress of Foley.

[H. Foley]

He's waking up, the plane flying over.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Gotta make sure this one's not toxic. That was a big campaign in the 90s for.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Organ donation. And I just assumed, you know what I mean? We were. I never really ever thought anything about it. He's like, dad, are you an organ donor? He's like, nah. And I'm like, what? Why? And his response was something along the lines of, I don't like that. And I was just like. I, like, pressured him again, you know? You know when, like, someone doesn't really have it, it's just like a feeling. They don't really. And he goes, I don't know, man. I came into this with all my stuff. I'm leaving with all my stuff. I was like, all right, fair enough.

[H. Foley]

Oh, the only thing I worry about, if I do that and then get cremated, maybe like a backdrafter me or something like that. What if I donate all my organs and then they. Then they.

[Kevin James Ryan]

You donate them to science or to somebody.

[H. Foley]

Science is a good idea. Let them study my brain. He was fat.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Now it got so flat.

[H. Foley]

No. Yeah. Now to help somebody.

[Guest/Producer]

But like. Yeah, like a pure oxygen pocket in you.

[H. Foley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Guest/Producer]

Burns down the crematorium.

[H. Foley]

Yeah. Something, I don't know, catch a backdraft.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Keep saying that. But you said you don't know what you mean.

[H. Foley]

Because there'll be a cavity in me. There'll be a hole. And so, you know, if it pops open.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Mm. I want to burn.

[H. Foley]

Right. Cook. Well, I don't have pizza. Pizza bubbles on me.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Look at gonna be ash.

[H. Foley]

Mm, eventually. But I want a nice slow cook. Oh, and slow.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Do you want to be cremated or no?

[H. Foley]

Fuck yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Okay.

[H. Foley]

Yeah.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Do you have that written down anywhere? No. Am I the executor of this?

[H. Foley]

What do you mean?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I mean, I would be running point on all this, I think, my brother.

[H. Foley]

Would something happen now? Yeah, yeah. Just tell them what I'm telling you.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Well, it's documented.

[H. Foley]

I'm sure you guys have a.

[Kevin James Ryan]

Let's make our videos right now.

[H. Foley]

What's up, motherfuckers?

[Kevin James Ryan]

I just thought you could kill me, huh? Joke's on you. There's a bomb in the building.

[H. Foley]

I told you. Told you I'd have the last laugh.

[Kevin James Ryan]

I got. I got, like, red wire I'm wrapping up around my hand. If you look under your seat, that's what we call C4.

[H. Foley]

Let me see the baby. Bring the baby close to the camera.

[Kevin James Ryan]

All right? Santa Claus is dead. We gotta wrap it up. Backdraft, gang.

[H. Foley]

We love you to death. We'll see you next week. Peace.