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Ugh. In this landmark episode the boys approach their final forms... Grumpy old men. Listen to Josh and Zach talk about the things and moments that made them take a step back and realize that they can deny it no longer... they are old. It only goes downhill from here.

The boys are back and better than ever... well they are at least back. Easiest way to get back into the swing of things, Josh and Zach go with ol' faithful. Reviewing Cage in all his glory. Josh and Zach tackle 3 different Cage movies of varying quality. Technical difficulties threaten the whole operation, per usual. And Josh gives a much needed update on a very important news story.

Hate, hate, hate. LOATHE entirely. Josh and Zach unload some more things off their chests. Zach talks about some guilty pleasures. Josh gives you the cold hard facts about today's greatest threat to Canadian airspace. And Zach makes an elephant sized mistake at the end.

Ya'll have been waiting, and here it is. The triumphant return of your favorite nonsense peddlers! Josh and Zach break down the list that is very near and dear to their hearts. What fast food chains are the most important to them.

It's the best time of the season. Open the Cage! Josh and Zach talk about some straight up psychopathic Nicolas Cage movies. Josh gets his inner glutton on. Zach has some random personal anecdotes. We talk about how wild 2011 was. We get weird with Cage questions. And both of our birthdays are coming up!

Look out behind you! It's our friend and guest host Jasmine of the Beauty and the Booze show on YouTube. She joins us to talk about one of our favorite genres of film, B Movie Creature Features. Jasmine breaks the Golden Rule with her selection of movies. Josh doesn't follow his own format and hates the movies he chose. Zach makes a racket and they all marvel at the sheer size of the episode.

A not as long, long time ago in the Assholes and Elbows Multiverse far away... Josh and Zach reminisce about the original Star Wars trilogy. Josh takes a definitive stance on Ewoks. Zach disagrees. We talk candidly about Princess Leia. We make some dinner plans with Yoda. And we go a little heavy on upcoming holidays.

Pull out your iPod and hit shuffle. Josh and Zach, along with special guest Jasmine, bring up some important music from their youth. We find out what spawned Zach and Josh's friendship. Jasmine is somehow over and under prepared. We drudge up some memories we didn't know we had. We try out a new segment. And we redraw the lines on Boy Bands.

Why is the rum gone? ...Daydrinking. Josh and Zach talk about a movie franchise near and dear to their hearts, Pirates of the Caribbean. Josh gets a few rants off his chest after some time to reflect. Zach offers his unyielding support. We ruin yet another segment with poor planning. And we hopefully change some minds along the way. This episode is brought to you by the power of Teamwork©*.

As Marvin Gaye once sang, let's get it on. Minds out of the gutter... Josh and Zach talk funny love when they reveal some of their favorite romantic comedies. Josh misses the mark on the comedy part. We give our take on what constitutes a true romantic comedy. Josh throws a few curveballs at Zach. And we try our best to give our episode the happy ending it deserves.