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Summary

Bad Friends – July 10, 2026

Hosts: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee
Episode Theme: Accountability, Airplane Mishaps, and the Art of Making Excuses
Episode Description:
Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee hash out a recent travel commitment gone wrong, muse on cultural stereotypes and rumors, riff on documentaries and bizarre movies, and debate moving out of LA—all with their trademark energy, irreverence, and back-and-forth bickering.

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Main Episode Theme

The episode centers around Bobby Lee missing a podcast taping trip to Utah due to a botched flight, leading to a comically heated, circular argument about responsibility and making excuses. The fallout opens up broader discussions of reliability, cultural quirks, entertainment recommendations, and the enduring hilarity in their dynamic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Utah Flight Debacle

• Bobby’s Side: Bobby recounts waking up early, arriving at Burbank Airport on little sleep, boarding his flight, falling asleep, and waking up alone after the plane was evacuated for an “air bubble in the engine.” After being told the odds of takeoff weren't good, he left the airport rather than wait for a later flight.
  • “I open my eyes, and there’s no one on the plane. So now I’m… in a fever dream… They had evacuated the flight, and I’m the last one.” – Bobby (06:32)
• Andrew’s Side: Andrew expresses frustration at Bobby’s unwillingness to wait, highlighting that both the original and later flights eventually did take off, and Bobby just took the first excuse to bail.
  • “You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it… once you got an out, you saw it and ran.” – Andrew (09:36)
• Circular Bickering: The two debate personal responsibility, willingness to inconvenience oneself for work, and differences in how they’d handle delays. Tension is resolved(ish) through resigned humor and mutual digs.

Key Moment (07:00–12:30):

Back-and-forth about flight logistics, “Moneyball” decision-making, first-class tickets, and the lengths they’d each go for the show.

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2. Excuses, “Genetics,” and the Art of Not Apologizing

• Bobby invokes pseudo-anthropological reasoning for his sleep schedule, claiming he's a “watcher” genetically disposed to stay up late. Andrew dismisses this, saying in a tribe, Bobby would be “dead.”

  • “I’m genetically made up to be… that guy would kill you.” – Bobby (05:25)
  • “They’d go, this one’s worthless… You’d be dead.” – Andrew (05:26)

• Refusal to apologize becomes a running joke, with Andrew demanding an apology and Bobby stubbornly refusing.

  • “You’re never ever gonna get an apology from me.” – Bobby (13:26)

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3. Carlos, Partying, and Staff Confusion

• Carlos recounts being called by Bobby late at night while “rolling” at a Phish cover band show at the Troubadour—having forgotten the earlier airport drama.
  • “I like Molly.” – Carlos (16:28)
• Bobby and Andrew lampoon their team’s ability to keep track of work commitments, riffing on the blurred lines between friendship, work, and youthful partying.

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4. Documentary and Movie Recommendations

Netflix Recommendations

• Mother’s Instinct:

  • Andrew raves about a wild new Netflix documentary with a “web spun like no other,” warning not to watch it before bed.
    • “In the history of these kind of f*cked up wild scenarios… Never seen someone layer something to this degree.” – Andrew (17:14)
  • They discuss the nature of true crime documentaries, referencing prior sensational cases.

• Buffet Infinity:

  • Carlos (and Bobby) recommend this wildly surreal Canadian film composed entirely of fictional local commercials—described as mesmerizing but disturbing.
    • “It just never stops. Commercials. It’s all commercials for two hours.” – Carlos (28:08)
    • “You look at billboards differently. You look at advertisement differently.” – Bobby (28:28)

Other Media:

• Norwegian film “Kraken”: Bobby finds it intriguing but complains about the nonsensical decisions of the movie’s characters.
• They riff on “They Live,” “Let the Right One In,” “Clown,” and classic sports documentaries.

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5. LA Complaints & Dreaming of Moving

• Bobby and Andrew commiserate over new parking fees at their local hiking trail, as an example of LA’s frustrations.
  • “Now they make you pay. It’s like 10 bucks for an hour. It’s insane.” – Andrew (33:18)
• They humorously debate moving to Hawaii or Nashville, joking about demographic requirements for Bobby and merch connections for Andrew.
  • “Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There’s got to be.” – Andrew (37:59)

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6. Stereotypes, Spas, and Cultural Humor

• Bobby complains about white guys not closing the steam room door at Korean spas, generalizing a minor annoyance into a tongue-in-cheek “racial” grievance.
  • “In the steam room with five other white dudes… all four purposely left it open and I had to get up and close it.” – Bobby (39:31)
• The trio riff on bad drivers (“bad Asian driver” stereotype), penis-size stereotypes, and how American and Korean cultures handle various public behaviors.
  • “We leave the door open in a steam room. You hit people with a three-ton piece of machinery. It’s dangerous.” – Andrew (41:40)

Notable Riffs:

• The logic behind Asian vs. American fender benders
  • “In Asia… [if] they get in a collision, they'll roll down the window and go, ‘We okay? You okay? I’m okay.’ And they drive on.” – Bobby (48:06)
• Joke about confirmation bias on stereotypes (e.g., “bad Asian drivers” and “penis rumors”):
  • “I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. I wanted to murder him because… He’s the guy that… We all have the stereotype.” – Bobby (51:12)

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7. Pop Culture & Reality TV Chat

• Preview of upcoming Netflix biopic “The Hawk” about a fictional golfer comeback (“Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins”).
  • “The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club… Can he come back and do it again?” – Andrew (20:44)
• Giddy excitement over TLC’s “Little Singles”—a reality dating show starring little people, plus musings about possible future shows (“Sex on the Spectrum”).
  • “That’s 80% of the population. I mean, how only 5?” – Bobby (54:11)

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8. Sporting Culture and National Chants

• They joke about national chants (USA vs. Korea), mocking the brashness of “USA! USA!” and inventing their own Korean cheer.

  • “If I’m, like, in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, ‘I own a home!’”—it feels like bragging.” – Bobby (59:44)

• Final playful salute to Korea’s chant—riffing, botching, and finally landing on a new celebratory routine.

  • “Clap. Ooh. Clap, clap, clap. Thumbs up. Ooh.” – Bobby & Andrew (61:42)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Flight Debacle:

  • Bobby: “I take every out.” (09:52)
  • Andrew: “You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it.” (09:36)

• Sparring Over Apologies:

  • Bobby: “You’re never ever gonna get an apology from me.” (13:26)

• On Excuse-Making:

  • Bobby: “What are you talking about? I was at the airport. I was on the flight!” (10:42)

• Documentary Talk:

  • Andrew: “Never seen someone layer something to this degree. It’s going to blow your mind.” (17:14)

• Buffet Infinity:

  • Carlos: “It just never stops. Commercials. It’s all commercials for two hours.” (28:08)

• On Parking Fees in LA:

  • Andrew: “For 20 years you’ve never had to pay for that parking lot… Now they put a machine and make you pay.” (33:14)

• Spa Stereotype:

  • Bobby: “All four purposely left it open and I had to get up and close it.” (39:31)

• Stereotype Debate:

  • Andrew: “You can build the car. Just don’t drive it.” (50:25)

• Korean Spa Penis Rumor:

  • Bobby: “I wanted to murder him because… he’s the guy that… We all have the stereotype.” (51:12)

• Sports Nationalism:

  • Bobby: “If I’m, like, in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, ‘I own a home!’” (59:44)

• Custom National Chant:

  • Bobby: “Clap. Ooh. Clap, clap, clap. Thumbs up. Ooh.” (61:42)

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Conclusion

This episode epitomizes the Bad Friends brand—equal parts confession, confrontation, and catharsis, with wild diversions into pop culture, ethnicity, and observational comedy. Listeners are treated to a volley of playful jabs, genuine honesty about personal flaws, and the reassuring dysfunction that keeps the show both hilarious and relatable.

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For Quick Access:

• The Utah trip fiasco: 00:12 – 13:34
• Documentaries & movie discussion: 17:07 – 29:43
• LA life and moving: 33:00 – 38:44
• Spa/driver/penis stereotypes: 39:04 – 53:13
• Reality TV & cultural cheering: 53:22 – episode end

Memorable for: Lightning-quick banter, refusal to apologize (ever), blend of absurdist and sincere reflections on modern life, and the “Clap, ooh!” custom cheer.

Transcript

[Andrew Schulz]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something.

[Andrew Schulz]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm. I'm coming in with a positive light like I always do in every social situation. It's pure light, you know?

[Andrew Schulz]

Pure light.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, let's hash something out then.

[Bobby Lee]

I have hashes with you.

[Andrew Schulz]

You got a hash with me? Yeah, yeah, I got a pretty big hash with you.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't hashed with him. And can I just preemptively say what your hash is, what I think it's going to be? Because I'd like to do that.

[Carlos]

Can I do that to you then?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, preemptively hash.

[Bobby Lee]

You preemptively hash and then I'll do it and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Because I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys. Me and Andre has hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we're.

[Andrew Schulz]

That sounds like a guilty person. Yeah, we're fully.

[Bobby Lee]

We're fully. We're fully connected, you know, I mean. So go ahead, preemptively hash.

[Carlos]

This is because you called me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's not.

[Carlos]

No. On Saturday night. And I got. You said, oh, like, okay, time is bad, friends. And I said, oh, you're back from Utah already? And you said, I never left.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so can we do. Now? We're doing a Pulp Fiction. We're doing a Pulp Fiction.

[Andrew Schulz]

We're jumping around.

[Bobby Lee]

We're jumping around. So let me.

[Andrew Schulz]

But by the way, the story will make sense at the end.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think it will make sense.

[Andrew Schulz]

It will.

[Bobby Lee]

That's very good. All right, so this is very Pulp Fictiony. Yeah. All right, so here's my side of the story. Okay. Andrew and I were supposed to fly to Utah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Andrew did fly to Utah.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. From a different city, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

I left from Seattle, Washington, for my niece's graduation. Enjoying time with. Who cares? Just cuz you barely made it out of high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, all right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Some people. It's important.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

High school, it's big.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

She's already in.

[Bobby Lee]

They did the hat thing. They thr.

[Andrew Schulz]

Woo.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not going to get jobs.

[Andrew Schulz]

Society's over. She's smart. She'll get a job.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Schulz]

She'll get a job. I left my niece's graduation.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Andrew Schulz]

In Seattle. And I flew direct, leaving my family. I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see the. Did you.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I get a call from Carlos. Hey, man, Bob's flight's delayed.

[Bobby Lee]

I said, delayed.

[Andrew Schulz]

I said, okay, Delays happen all the time. He doesn't want to wait.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my time.

[Andrew Schulz]

He doesn't want to wait, man. I call him this guy, dude. They said that there's air in the engine. An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes, no. They said, they're probably not going to take off, man. It's not. And I was like, well, what? Come on. I mean, like, is there another flight? I don't want to go to lax. I said, all right, but there's got to be.

[Bobby Lee]

You would go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive.

[Andrew Schulz]

So what?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're not even driving. You're in a car.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

So. So. So on top of that. So I said, fine, I understand. Not going to lax. That's fine. That's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

You would never do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You would never do that for this.

[Andrew Schulz]

For this show. I wouldn't. They both.

[Carlos]

Burbank flight.

[Andrew Schulz]

There was a Burbank flight. Anyway, so here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off, the flight after it also took off. You know how I know that? Because one of the guys on the shoot took that flight, so you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey, man, they said that that other flight is going to take off because I called. And then. And then he goes. Carlos goes, here, the other side of the story. And then Carlos goes, he's already at home. And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man. And he even lied on the phone and said, I'm going to wait a couple hours. I'll wait, I'll wait. He didn't even wait one hour. So go. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and play a case.

[Bobby Lee]

All right? I wake up at 6:30 and don't go, boohoo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, boohoo.

[Bobby Lee]

I just said not to boohoo it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't tempt me with the boohoo.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

6:30, I guess. What, I'm waking up tomorrow at 4 to go to New York. Exactly. I'm not complaining about it. It happens. You know what adults do?

[Bobby Lee]

They get up to do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

I choose to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

This morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You choose to get up this early and to go to New York? What are you going to New York for?

[Andrew Schulz]

I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you because I can't Rely on you anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. My side of the story.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I get up early, I drive, I get to the Burbank Airport.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

I check in.

[Andrew Schulz]

The early part is meaningless, by the way. You're 55. It's a flight. You have to take it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, okay, can I just say something? Back in the Nomad times, okay, there weren't planes. Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity.

[Andrew Schulz]

You've seen Congress. They interrupt all the time. All right, but yield it, then. Try to yield your time.

[Bobby Lee]

So a group of people would not sleep at the same time. Right. People are genetically to sleep later. Right. And we're called the watchers.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I'm telling you, you know, I'm a watcher.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't watch shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, but in a clan and in a tribal situation, out in the wilderness. What?

[Carlos]

Not humans. You're talking about dogs.

[Andrew Schulz]

If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night. Yeah. You wouldn't be the one.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'm genetically made up to be. That guy would kill you.

[Andrew Schulz]

They go, this one's worthless.

[Bobby Lee]

You would be dead. Yes. I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point, that we would definitely be dead. But that's what I'm genetically engineered to do, is stay up late at night and to watch. I wouldn't watch. We'd all die from the wolves. I get it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so what I'm saying is, is that this 630A call time, right. Is genetically and biologically different for me because I'm a night owl.

[Andrew Schulz]

You should be up already.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. That's when I sleep. Okay, so now I have no sleep. Okay, thank you.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you get there with no sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

I get there with no sleep. Right. And I get to the checkpoint, right? And then I.

[Andrew Schulz]

Six people max, at Burbank.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's 15. All right, so don't. Don't. Don't do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Loser.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to my gate, they call my number, which is number one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I get on the plane, right? I strap in.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I put my headphones in, I take my pillow, and I fell asleep.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I open my eyes, and there's no one on the plane. So now I'm. I'm in a fever dream. Okay. They had evacuated the flight, and I'm the last one. And they go, sir, you didn't get that. What's going on? Right. Petrified.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, what is going on? They go, there's an Air bubble in the engine. That's what they said to me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I believe it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not an engineer. I don't know anything about it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't know either, but I imagine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't Google it, ok. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

But it would happen to you.

[Bobby Lee]

It happened.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. So I as. I'm the last guy off the plane, and I see the line, right, for the front desk, and it's everyone in the plane.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does that matter?

[Bobby Lee]

Because they're all trying to. Because they all have, like, you know, I mean, connections and stuff like that.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that. So I go up to the lady, right? There's another lady off to the side. And I go, side lady? There's always a side lady.

[Andrew Schulz]

There's always a side lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I said, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems. And I go, how long will it take? We don't know. Probably an hour or two, right? And I go, okay, get a snack. I sat down.

[Andrew Schulz]

You did.

[Bobby Lee]

I called Carlos. I call people around me, right? And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady and I go. I go, what are the odds of this taking off? She goes, probably not good. That's what she told me.

[Andrew Schulz]

The woman that works at the front desk, does she have. Working on planes?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say that? Well, you know, I'm not gonna get to the tarmac. Go to the fucking people that are working on the plane again.

[Andrew Schulz]

You should.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Joe.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know me. I don't even know how I got here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, no, I saw how you got down. Don't worry about it.

[Carlos]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just getting this air bubble out of the engine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How long is this gonna take? This?

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe an hour or two. Go get a snack.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, but is there a possibility that it might not take off?

[Andrew Schulz]

Possibility we'll all die today. Go get a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like that possibility.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, me neither, but is your buddy already in Salt Lake doing the pod without.

[Bobby Lee]

He flew out from Washington.

[Andrew Schulz]

Man, I can't believe he flew out from Washington. Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest. All right, you lazy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So then I go back.

[Andrew Schulz]

Air bubble out.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, so the probability, right? And then in my. My assumption with that line is everyone's trying to get onto that 1230 flight.

[Andrew Schulz]

You already have a ticket. Your ticket's already good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Your tickets already good for a flight. They remove you from a flight. Your ticket's still good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

But also doesn't deactivate your ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

Could this possibly happen? Okay, could this possibly happen?

[Andrew Schulz]

What could have possibly happened was you waited, got a snack and a coffee, took a rest or whatever. Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the fucking airport with you. That's what he even admitted. He goes, I should have just held his hand. You know, which is not your fault. But then you should have just waited.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never been on a plane before. I know how it all works.

[Andrew Schulz]

You fell asleep and everybody got off, so it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without the even giving it a chance.

[Bobby Lee]

I gave it a chance. I asked 20. I'm all about probabilities.

[Andrew Schulz]

That woman doesn't know what. Obviously she's just telling you stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

What, you're like the Moneyball.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, You're a big Moneyball guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Moneyball guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

So anyway, you fail early, you go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I don't feel early.

[Andrew Schulz]

You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it. So I will not admit. Admit that the air bubble was like. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I went to the airport. My full intention was to go to Utah.

[Andrew Schulz]

But once you got an out, you saw it and you ran, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

I take every out.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Give me a better plane bubble. This plane. Okay, okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, that plane still made it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you were at home.

[Bobby Lee]

I was asleep.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In my comfy bed.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

King size, by the way.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does that mean anything? What is that? You get very comfortable. You're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work. That's it, folks. You can do less. And you still.

[Bobby Lee]

When you advertise for mattresses on a podcast, sometimes they give you a free king size bath.

[Andrew Schulz]

They sure do.

[Carlos]

Green match.

[Andrew Schulz]

Avocado Green.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Avocado Green mattresses. The best mattresses in the world. Made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot. Okay. What I'm saying to you is that you bailed. I tried.

[Andrew Schulz]

And you should have just said sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm not gonna say sorry. I refuse to say.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know, I know, I know. Because you don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

I do care.

[Andrew Schulz]

You didn't want to do it anyway.

[Bobby Lee]

I was at the airport. I was on the flight. What are you talking about?

[Andrew Schulz]

But once you. But I don't. Delayed. Oh, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't wait.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna see Disclosure Day Wednesday. Okay. I know the bad reviews. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I haven't heard anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But if I wait in line, I will not. That's just the way I do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't like lines. I don't like waiting around. I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance it's not gonna take off. They're going to spend three hours at the airport for nothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's the difference? But it is for something. Because I went out of my way to make sure that I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Because your plane took off on time.

[Andrew Schulz]

It doesn't matter. I would have waited.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you would have.

[Andrew Schulz]

I don't think guys would. I have waited at the fucking airport to go and I would. I've waited.

[Bobby Lee]

Then I would have asked Melon.

[Andrew Schulz]

I would have waited all fucking day.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

Because we made a commitment and I would do it.

[Bobby Lee]

If you're going to raise your voice, I'm going to. I asked.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I asked Melanie about the G s.

[Andrew Schulz]

Melanie had the fucking date.

[Bobby Lee]

Wrong.

[Andrew Schulz]

Your assistant didn't even have the right date.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how we do it in my company.

[Andrew Schulz]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

I mean, they don't have JSX slc.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, they don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I discovered that through exploring. So I did some exploring as well.

[Andrew Schulz]

There were another flight. Yeah. Same airline. Same airline.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So the next flight was. So I'd gotten there at 7:30. The next flight was at 12:30. Okay. So what you're telling me is. And I. And I assume. And you know when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. We know that term. Right. But I made an assumption saying thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long. They're all trying to get onto that 1230 flight because of the air bubble situation here.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way I'm going to get on that flight.

[Carlos]

That's a first class ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Here's another thing I was going to ask you. Is there a possibility. Because this has happened to me before, me having a first class ticket, Right. The flight being canceled, I have to get on another flight. Right. And then I don't have first class anymore.

[Carlos]

I think there are.

[Bobby Lee]

So my point is that there's that probability as well.

[Andrew Schulz]

What does that matter?

[Bobby Lee]

I won't fly.

[Andrew Schulz]

I didn't fly first class from Seattle.

[Bobby Lee]

That's your rules.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not a rule. It's just a thing. I'm willing to do for the show. It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show. Well, I'm going to New York and guess what?

[Bobby Lee]

What? As long as it takes off in time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's no air bubbles.

[Andrew Schulz]

You might, you might be doing one or two of those alone. Okay, we'll see.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? I'm willing to do many alone.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do it. I will. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I will. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

And what I'm going to say to you is go ahead and say you're never ever going to get an apology from me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fine. Over Utah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And I'll tell you this. That's in your face. I run the business side of this.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand.

[Andrew Schulz]

I will make sure that we. You over.

[Carlos]

Got real.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm going to pay you in Chinese yen.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran. And I, I. Oh, just Asians. What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Moving on. Because nobody cares about this fest of us anyway. Go watch me on impulsive on a more fun note.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just. It's not done because you and I are done. I know you and I are done, but I still have this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah, him.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Let me tell you what happened. I'm gonna tell you what happened with him. Right.

[Carlos]

Call me so.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now I feel good again.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel good. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Salt Lake is washed away.

[Bobby Lee]

Salt waste is behind us way back there. Yeah, it's way, way back.

[Andrew Schulz]

Salt waste is the name.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So all morning, right. Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Probably. You can look at my phone. Probably 12 calls.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, he told me talk back and forth.

[Bobby Lee]

And then at the end I'm like, I'm going home. And then you say, go home. Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

You had to talk to him like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, just go home.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's like, that should have been brought up at the very beginning.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, andrew can do it on his own. I did not say I believe you did.

[Carlos]

I didn't say that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did you tell him to go home?

[Bobby Lee]

I said, go home.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then I believe what he just said.

[Carlos]

Andrew. That's how a parent talks to a kid when they.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait, is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there? Because you did admit that you said, go home.

[Carlos]

I said, go home.

[Andrew Schulz]

What did you say after go home?

[Carlos]

We probably hung up after that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, you didn't.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Hung up. No, that's insane.

[Andrew Schulz]

Go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Beep. No, there's no way. No, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Like an agent from the 90s. They don'. Want you. Go home.

[Bobby Lee]

So then. And then back, I'm at home. I called them. I feel kind of weird. I'm home.

[Carlos]

He's like, putting this all on me now.

[Andrew Schulz]

So then he said, don't feel weird. Andrew can do it alone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And also take a good rest. Which I did. And thank you for that advice.

[Carlos]

I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right, right. So here's.

[Andrew Schulz]

I knew it, dude.

[Carlos]

All right. No way.

[Andrew Schulz]

I knew it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So he knows now that I'm not in Utah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Annoying.

[Bobby Lee]

I call him Saturday night. I call him Saturday night, right.

[Carlos]

12 hours later.

[Bobby Lee]

12 hours later. And I go, what are you doing? I just hear music and, like, partying. Women going, yeah, just, you know, I mean, he said, let me get out of here real quick, man. I'm in the Troubadour, man.

[Carlos]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

So I could see him walk out. The noise get less and less, right? He goes, did you make it back from Utah?

[Andrew Schulz]

You doing drugs?

[Bobby Lee]

That's who I asked. Are you on drugs? No, no, no. I just. I forgot, man.

[Andrew Schulz]

Did you do drugs at the Troubadour?

[Carlos]

Of course. I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who'd you go see?

[Carlos]

It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't even like fish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, fish cover band.

[Carlos]

Yeah, but I like Molly.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, okay, Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

So Carlos just. And I asked him, are you on drug?

[Andrew Schulz]

He goes, no, we gotta fire everybody from this.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know, it's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning?

[Carlos]

Because to me, it was like a different dreamland.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're in different.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know when you start an episode and on a plane you fall asleep, you wake up. He forgot which episode he was on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So last night, late at night, you want to watch. You want to watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening? Maternal Instinct.

[Carlos]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, my God, it's a movie. No, it's a documentary. Mother's Instinct. I'm sorry, is that what it's called on Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I want to watch it.

[Andrew Schulz]

This fucking chick. Okay, I want to watch Maternal Instinct. I was right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I want to watch it.

[Andrew Schulz]

This girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, don't tell me.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm not going to say anything about it. All I'll say is. Yeah, in the history of these kind of fucked up wild scenarios. Yeah, you've Never seen someone layer something to this degree. It's going to blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard the story, and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, could I watch Widow's Bay and now this?

[Andrew Schulz]

You got to watch both. But I will say, don't watch this right before you go to bed, okay? Because the end of it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Because there was another documentary kind of like this before. That was a big sensation.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right. That's her and her husband.

[Bobby Lee]

What was that one?

[Carlos]

Oh, the one with the girl crashed into the wall.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, crap.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, the girl. No, the mom that was catfishing. Is her mom. Her daughter. Yeah. What was that one called?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, dude, I. I don't want to say anything, but. God, do I want to say something?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you can't, but about maternal. What was that called? Yeah, that. Yeah, that documentary. What was that called?

[Carlos]

Number. The High School cap.

[Andrew Schulz]

Unknown number.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you see that?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, that one. That woman. This woman is insane. They're still cool now, by the way. Like, it's like. They're fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I know that those. That relationship is good in maternal instinct. Is. Is that what it's called?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that relationship fine?

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, dude, when I say this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm trying to do it very politically, so I don't give anything away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, don't. Don't.

[Andrew Schulz]

The amount of people don't show photos, because then it's going to give stuff away. The amount of people that this woman like, over, basically because of what she did.

[Bobby Lee]

Too much already.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like. It's like. Remember how. Remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes and we saw what Madoff like. And how the tree kept going of, like. And this guy got. Because of this. This, this. And this person lost this. This. This. This. This chick.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I get it. It's.

[Carlos]

Can.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me. Can I raise. Can I guess what's about.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. A mother.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're there. You're halfway there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. A mother. Right. And she supposedly is a Christian.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. There was no religious intent in this at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but that's a hidden subtext.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, they're in the South. Yeah, they're in the south, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she creates. She says it's gold, but it's really. It's a cross and it's a necklace.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. She says it's real blood diamonds. Yeah. Yeah. And she. She sells it to her whole family. I don't know what it's about. I think I'm Already off.

[Andrew Schulz]

I can. I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun. And it ends tragically, obviously.

[Bobby Lee]

Through the picture, I see that she's in prison.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's actually not what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what she dresses like.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, she's being. This is her being investigated. This is her just being questioned.

[Bobby Lee]

So she dresses in all blue?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, when they arrested you, you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now. For this. For this, for this.

[Bobby Lee]

But the clothing, though, that she's wearing, that's her own personal clothing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kids got great wardrobe, great style.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a pretty good model.

[Carlos]

I like.

[Andrew Schulz]

A lot of it's locked up chic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So it's going to take 30 years to get nanotechn. I mean, people are saying, like, AI is catching up. We're gonna have nanotechnology. And it's like, dude, it's gonna.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hello? Breaking sports news. This is big, Bobby. This is very, very, very big. Lonnie The Hawk Hawkins, 2004's number one golfer in the world, three time major champion, is attempting a comeback. He needs one more major to complete the Grand Slam. The Grand Slam?

[Bobby Lee]

Who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie. What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Clearly, I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. The greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

The greatest of what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Three majors? The visor, the hair. Come on, Bobby. The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I don't know anything about.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can he come back and do it again? Who knows?

[Bobby Lee]

Do what again?

[Andrew Schulz]

Can he win? Will he win?

[Bobby Lee]

Who's lan. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Lonnie the Hawk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so he will win. Okay? He will. Can I ask some questions?

[Andrew Schulz]

Will he win?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Schulz]

I hope so.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope so, too, that he'll win. But who is Lonnie Hawkins?

[Andrew Schulz]

Maybe all the power is in the visor.

[Bobby Lee]

That visor.

[Andrew Schulz]

This visor, now, it looks pretty powerful, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

But I doubt. I doubt. I don't. What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Put one on. I'm not gonna put one on.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

We look absurd. But we're champions now.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. I feel the power.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you feel the power of the Hawk?

[Bobby Lee]

I feel so much more confident than I ever have been or will be. I. I believe in the lawn.

[Andrew Schulz]

You have to.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Tell me more.

[Andrew Schulz]

Bleach, blonde hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Bleach, blonde hair.

[Andrew Schulz]

Colored shirts. The swagger. The ex wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins. Because he's the man. The comeback is real.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's have a comeback. And he's the man. And he's gonna do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

He must. He will. He can.

[Bobby Lee]

But he might not. He should. But he will.

[Andrew Schulz]

He should.

[Bobby Lee]

He will. He definitely will. Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you think Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins can actually complete the Grand Slam? He needs one more major. His body Robert says retire. His heart says no way. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna take this hat off now. I don't think he can.

[Andrew Schulz]

Really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He will.

[Andrew Schulz]

At his age.

[Bobby Lee]

He will. At his age. He's a champion.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can you win a major, Lonnie the Hawkins Hawkins. Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you know what?

[Carlos]

My age.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he can.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is. This is.

[Bobby Lee]

His bones are gonna ache, his legs are gonna creak, his mind's gonna be disheveled. But at the end of the day, he's gonna persevere. He's gonna rise to the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie All Lonnie Hawkins.

[Andrew Schulz]

He's the Hawk. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is this inspiring or delusional? Is Lonnie the Hawk inspiration delusional?

[Bobby Lee]

It's inspiring.

[Andrew Schulz]

You must believe.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now, should Lonnie's son, Lance support his dad's comeback or stage an intervention?

[Bobby Lee]

I think he should.

[Andrew Schulz]

You think he should support his father?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think in a family dynamic, I think that's the healthiest choice.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father. Because my dad died. He did. Yes, but that's not the case here. Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

The Hawk premieres July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins, three majors. One more for the Grand Slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'll give my advice on July 16th on Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

But if. Let me say something. If the visor doesn't make him better, I'm out.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

So everyone at home, please watch the Hawk July 16 on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawk Hawkins,

[Bobby Lee]

Mountain Dew.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, bobby. America is 250 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Happy birthday, America, old lady.

[Andrew Schulz]

She is a beautiful lady, and I'm telling you, why not pop a little Mountain Dew while you get together with your friends this summer? Because it's delicious. And. And.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, and. Yeah, and it's an iconic drink.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's an iconic.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Mountain Dew. An American original. Just like you, Andrew.

[Andrew Schulz]

Just like you. Yeah, that's right. Family fishing, lakeside hangs, road trips, rounds of golf. Concerts. I don't care where you are. Grab yourself a do. It's tasting great since 48. The bold taste you know and love. It's got proud American roots, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. My parents never gave me soda, right? So one time I went to a store and I bought some Mountain Dew and when I drank it, it felt like pure America, dude. Right in my blood.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you see two bald eagles flying by?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Mountain Dew. It's a great way to start a damn good time. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American Original. Tasting great since 48.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's Quo Q O.com bad friends.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I flip over. This is insane. I flip over my furniture yesterday. Yeah. Because my wife's like, hey, we want to get new cushions before like my family comes in and stuff. Because they're old and they're up and they've been outside forever. And I was like, all right. So I flip over the chairs because I'm going to spray them down and clean them. 5. Right where I've sit all the time, I get.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me guess, five what?

[Andrew Schulz]

Black widows.

[Carlos]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Schulz]

Five. And their eggs are all inside the arm of the Chair, like, so it

[Bobby Lee]

was the Jackson 5 dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is that who.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was like.

[Bobby Lee]

Were they singing abc?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, five. Five black widows underneath. And they had baby. Baby eggs underneath.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I had to look it up because I was like, yeah. What is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people.

[Bobby Lee]

Dogs. It does. It does kill dogs.

[Andrew Schulz]

I looked that up. It. Because the venom is so the human to humans, I guess it's not. It's not strong enough to do anything to us, but it can paralyze a piece of your body if the venom seeps in the right place. Highly potent neurotoxin, primarily composed of whatever. A female black widow girl when.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep for two days that Carlos saw.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Carlos]

God.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Carlos]

It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane. It's called Burger Infinity.

[Carlos]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

No way.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's the name.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called Buffet Infinity. It's called Buffet.

[Carlos]

It's so good.

[Andrew Schulz]

Burger Infinity is so funny. Buffet Infinity just. Everyone gets sick and dies from a. From a buffet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's. It's a movie.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, it's a movie. It's not a documentary.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a movie set all in commercials. Brilliant. From a local town.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is Netflix.

[Carlos]

No, no, I rented it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And it is. I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it, and I've seen it three times since.

[Carlos]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've seen it three, because. No, you're gonna hate it. This is not your thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

This is our thing. McCone liked it, too. This is our thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

I guess I won't be in.

[Bobby Lee]

This is not your thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Why, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna drive you crazy. And it's. It's. It's.

[Carlos]

It's, like, the fun of it.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's annoying.

[Carlos]

No, it's just. It just never stops. Commercials. It's all commercials for two hours.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah. No, I don't want to watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you follow the story that way.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's an interesting pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but two hours of commercials is.

[Bobby Lee]

But then you. It's like the movie. They live where as. As if you can wear the glasses now.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ah, so you're okay. No, maybe I do like that.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And it's. You look at billboards differently. You look at advertisement differently.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who did this and how. When did this come out? Is this brand new or. It's been out for a minute.

[Carlos]

It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Simon Glassman, 2025. It came out. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you get on Rotten Tomatoes?

[Andrew Schulz]

Second City TV show. It's produced by a bunch of those Second City guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know some people I recognize.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you. What is the. Rotten tomatoes? Yeah. Okay, 100.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Not a lot of review, but 100 on tomatoes.

[Andrew Schulz]

No. 14 reviews. That's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed.

[Carlos]

Yeah, I wasn't, like, reviewed reviewed, but I mean, it's good.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, but that's good. I think I might try it. I mean, I'm gonna hate it. You're right, because it does.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just gonna let you know. It's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada. Right. And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like, you know, your bland local television commercials from small businesses. Right. But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right, I'm gonna try it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And it. And then.

[Carlos]

It's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

It's awesome. It really is. And it's. It's a little disturbing.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a. Yeah, we need a

[Andrew Schulz]

little bit more disturbing. The world isn't up enough. Carlos watched every second of ufc.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see that?

[Andrew Schulz]

For sure he did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

I thought it, like a bomb was gonna go off or something. I just wanted.

[Andrew Schulz]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Schulz]

What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt?

[Carlos]

Yeah, I'd be like, oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Carlos]

Dark.

[Bobby Lee]

Dark.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're Luna. You're a lunatic.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a lunatic.

[Carlos]

To see, like, half the government go away in one moment would be.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, You're a little.

[Andrew Schulz]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on with you, dude?

[Carlos]

Good or bad?

[Bobby Lee]

You're deep into the Internet, dude.

[Carlos]

Oh, you have Tick tock. Oh, this is about Buffet Infinity. He was like, oh, it's about data centers, man. That's what it's really about.

[Andrew Schulz]

Could be, though.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's TikTok.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm gonna watch it.

[Carlos]

And you're saying I have.

[Andrew Schulz]

So you saw on TikTok reviewer go. Go off about it. That's why you saw someone on TikTok talking about it. And then you got in your head.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Schulz]

It starts there, and it ends with tuberculosis. It always does. It starts, dude, I've been. I've been down the holes. Yeah, I've been down the holes. Where you go, this is kind of interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

My hope. My holes. I can't reveal my holes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Everybody's seen your holes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, not my physical holes. Oh, my mental holes. Right, right. And my mental holes. No one could hear about them because I would be on a list.

[Carlos]

Oh, I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, Carlos should be on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he should be on a list, But I would be on some sort of list.

[Andrew Schulz]

You get new jeans. You did, didn't you? Because I commented. They look good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I got some new salvage Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time. And were you surprised? Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I.

[Andrew Schulz]

Very salvaged, by the way. What? They look very south.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very salvaged. And. Thank you.

[Andrew Schulz]

From a salvage yard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

In Okinawa, they were like, give me a bumper of an 86 accord in those jeans. Yeah, that's a salvage yard.

[Bobby Lee]

They go, okay, but you want the car, too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. Oh, I don't need the car. Just give me the door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but. Yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear them out.

[Andrew Schulz]

They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very stiff.

[Andrew Schulz]

You just got. You know what you got to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Don't tell me what.

[Andrew Schulz]

Your pool. You got to put them in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you. Can I tell you what to do?

[Carlos]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

This is actually a really good sneaky trick.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

You find a young person, like a young dude that. Like Richie or someone at the studio, and let him wear them for two weeks straight, because they'll them up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want Richie's enzyme in my jeans.

[Andrew Schulz]

Richie's a clean kid.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I don't care any biological matter that Richie has. I don't want them on my genes.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay. What about Carlos? Would you let him rock your jeans?

[Bobby Lee]

No, because you don't wash raw denim.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want his enzymes or, you know, I mean, cells or any of that on my jeans.

[Andrew Schulz]

None of his EP should land in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you do in my jeans, your little rave parties that you go to, I don't want them on my jeans.

[Andrew Schulz]

You put them on and they're like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

They would be, like, white on the inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Tuberculosis.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, TB jeans. TB jeans, TBT jeans.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm gonna do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just gonna do. I went hiking in them yesterday, and people are looking at me weird.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's actually smart. Hiking in them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because there's a. And you're not gonna believe this dude, I'm so.

[Andrew Schulz]

I bet I am.

[Bobby Lee]

It's by my house, Right. There's a little hockey hiking trail. Yeah, you know that one? Oh, yeah, yeah. And there's a parking lot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So you. For 15 years, I've been going there.

[Andrew Schulz]

Now they make you pay.

[Bobby Lee]

So I get. I'm done hiking, you know, in these jeans. I go to my car. I got a parking ticket.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know. I was livid about it. I went there and I was like, when have we had to pay for this? I've lived here. I know. For 20 years. You've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And now they put a machine and they make you pay, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Day.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like 10 bucks for an hour. It's something insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a hustle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they're like, well, there's new government regulation because. Because I walked up to the car while he was doing it.

[Andrew Schulz]

We gotta get out of la.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That park ranger. I was like, what is going on?

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen.

[Bobby Lee]

He would not.

[Andrew Schulz]

Pratt would have had no machines in parking lots.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hi. That's n. Is that Ms. Ramen herself?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that. You know what? How do we get out?

[Andrew Schulz]

We gotta move. This place sucks. Let's get the out of here. You know what's so unfortunate?

[Bobby Lee]

But you want to go to places I don't want to go, and I want to go to places you don't want to.

[Andrew Schulz]

Name a place that you want to go that I don't want to go. Name a place.

[Bobby Lee]

Hawaii.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fine, I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii. But guess what, buddy?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

Way more expensive than here. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Taxes? Who?

[Andrew Schulz]

Everything. Everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Where's the. The people say Nashville.

[Carlos]

No, that's just like a trend.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, dude, this is real.

[Bobby Lee]

People say Nashville.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's awesome. Yeah, I could do it. Yeah. My boy, Zach Townsend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Shout out to. Look at. I'm wearing his merch right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, dude, Kurosawa.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, good merch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yohimbo.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you know him? Kurosawa?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Distressed when he had Blackfoot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Kurosawa lives outside of Nashville. Yeah, he lives in Knoxville, actually, by University of Tennessee.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw a movie last night called Kraken. You know Kraken is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah, The. The Kraken from the sea. Like the creek.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the sea, Kraken.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, this is like one of those Godzilla versus.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was just. It's a Norwegian movie, I guess.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, I'm out on that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Andrew Schulz]

We made the film about the crack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's basically what it is.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

And it starts off good, but every decision everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing?

[Andrew Schulz]

Norwegians do traditionally make pretty cool weird shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like, you've seen clown, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Great.

[Andrew Schulz]

We should remake clown. You and I should do clown. I don't even know why we don't do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Let the Right One in. Is that Norwegian? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great movie. But the Kraken, it's like. It shot beautifully, but I'm like, why are you. Why would you do that?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's bad ideas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Bad ideas. What we want to see is the Kraken.

[Andrew Schulz]

And we want to see it killing and eating people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a Kraken throw a human being as far.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And when they show the Kraken, it's beautiful, you mean? But it's like, also, it doesn't exist.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's all fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, Loch Ness. All these mythologies are just perceptions.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, this could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana? Flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The Kraken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like. You can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrial waste flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

They said 150 out of 200 days, they couldn't swim in, like, Leo Carrillo. Maybe that was it down there. Yeah, right. Isn't that Leo Korea down there?

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe. This is my theory.

[Andrew Schulz]

They're just throwing their poop up at us.

[Bobby Lee]

If you see a can, right, and it's floating down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it. Oh, it's coming through the sewage.

[Andrew Schulz]

Look at that, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So Mexico's sending so much waste into the ocean, you can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. And there's no way. There's no net you could put up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Here's the funniest part. They were like. The news was like, mexican government is working diligent. That's it right there. Mexican government is working diligently. On getting the waste out of the water, however, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking, and they're just staring at it. Yeah, they're just looking at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's what you do as a poop pipe when you first.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, you gotta take a look.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta look first.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, they're looking at.

[Bobby Lee]

And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours, depending on. Yeah, look what time I have.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's what it looks like from an A review. That's all poop.

[Carlos]

Yeah. There's the.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Oh, wait. All that brown part is poo.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's poop, dude.

[Carlos]

Yeah. NASA can see it from space.

[Andrew Schulz]

NASA can see the poop from space in San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, that's so much poop.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much.

[Bobby Lee]

So much. But you can't go in the water.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

In Hawaii is. There's no poo water there.

[Carlos]

Space.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, people don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

It's just acai balls and stuff.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's right, dude. Just fish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

We don't need to poop, brother. Let's move to. Where are we gonna move then? You just said it. So Hawaii.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so Hawaii is out.

[Andrew Schulz]

Nashville's one, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Nashville for me. I feel like, you know, I mean, an Asian dude.

[Andrew Schulz]

I know, but look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's got to be.

[Bobby Lee]

There isn't. I can't go.

[Andrew Schulz]

We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know, I like Koreans.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes, there is a visible and growing cream population Nashville in the surrounding Middle Tennessee region. Right on, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. How many people? It can't be nine dudes.

[Andrew Schulz]

If it's 38 or more, we're in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's got to be at least 5000.

[Andrew Schulz]

5000?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Schulz]

2500 to 2700. That's a lot. That's all you need.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what I need. I need a thousand can build a village. Maybe if I go and maybe. I don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

You could influence a lot of creatures.

[Bobby Lee]

Influence it, make it. I can run the 2700. What is it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Los Angeles metro area has. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, I. That's. You know.

[Andrew Schulz]

You don't like many of them, though. There's only half of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what I don't like. And it had. Pertaining to you and your people.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, okay. And what. What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

And it's going to sound childish when I say it. It's going to sound like I'm being racist.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

For the whites.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, that's fair.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I do it all the time to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And I want to say this is. When you're in a Korean spa. Me, just in general.

[Andrew Schulz]

Whites in general. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I counted. I'm just gonna say I counted. Close the steam room door all the way.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, I've never had an issue with that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I have an issue with it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, I've all. I was always closed the door behind me. Who's not closing the door? You ran into one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I counted and I would do. I was in the steam room with five other white dudes and one would leave. I'd have to stand up, close it, sit back down, and the four other dudes. Because I stay in there for like a half an hour. Right. For observation purposes only. Right. Is they all four purposely left it open and I had to get up and close it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

I thought you worked there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Carlos]

So you kept getting up to close the door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, it's sensible that you're on your lunch break. No, no. To keep the steam inside the steam room.

[Andrew Schulz]

I've never had a problem with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have a problem with that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, whenever I go to the Russian spas in New York and they get the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

We leave it wide open.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fine. In a Russian one. You can do that. Right, Right. But is it racist for me to say that? Like to be type about a race? No, it's because it's a Korean spa. Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then don't let in whites.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you can't do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, you can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but they don't do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, why don't you go. Why don't you make a private Korean spa for Korea?

[Bobby Lee]

Just close the door.

[Carlos]

The whites only place in the Ozarks. So you can do those?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can do it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wait a minute. A whites only spa?

[Carlos]

No, it's a white. We talked about this on the show. The white.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, the development. Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And they. I only. They only let me buy like one or two properties.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but my point is, is. Is. Is that a terrible thing?

[Andrew Schulz]

No, no, it's not that big of a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Oh, I think.

[Andrew Schulz]

I think you found a group of guys that were friends that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a problem. Every time I go to spa three or four times a week, I count.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's the problem.

[Carlos]

I count too. When I drive, it's all bad Haitian drivers. So it's all the same thing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. What I'm gonna say. Let me defend that.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, there's no defense for that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, there is a defense. Oh, there is a different defense.

[Andrew Schulz]

Difference.

[Bobby Lee]

Not for me.

[Andrew Schulz]

There is a difference.

[Bobby Lee]

There is no difference. Okay. What I'm gonna say is we've seen your cars. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

You've wrecked like six cars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That. We've already talked about this.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, but I'm saying you're not backing. You're not gonna.

[Carlos]

No.

[Andrew Schulz]

We leave the door open in a steam. Steam room. You hit people with a three ton piece of machinery. It's dangerous. One of these things doesn't kill people.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

Until you found factor.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Bobby Lee]

I want to go to a luxurious vacation on a faraway island with my new girlfriend. And you know, I'm trying to like monetize my situation.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Andrew Schulz]

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[Carlos]

your picture come up when I type in bad?

[Andrew Schulz]

Bad Asian driver? That's so funny. Asian drivers. Is it true?

[Carlos]

Is that A.I.

[Bobby Lee]

i. I don't know.

[Andrew Schulz]

When you walk into the steam room, when you open the door, does it go bing dong at the Korean spot?

[Bobby Lee]

No. It makes no noise. No.

[Andrew Schulz]

All I hear is just a woman in the corner going, you break your buy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let me defend Asian drivers if I. If I may. Okay, try is there's two China.

[Carlos]

Dude, look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, right? He was in a hurry. He was late for work. He was late for work.

[Andrew Schulz]

That'd be Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, so here's my take on it. All right?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel like that every race has their bad drivers because a lot of times, yeah, I'm driving. A lot of times all of the

[Andrew Schulz]

bad Asian drivers moved here. Asians kick them out of their original

[Bobby Lee]

country of origin because they couldn't drive.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. If you fail your driving test in China, they send you to the United States.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true. That's absolutely not. That's a good joke, though.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's how the stereotype. No, get out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

You know, Eris sirens for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't defend. I can't defend it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Then it's impossible.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not allowing me to defend it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because you're thinking about what you might be. You can't even make up. Going to say, what is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let me get it out.

[Andrew Schulz]

All right, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

No interruptions.

[Andrew Schulz]

Fine, guys, no jokes, all right?

[Bobby Lee]

No interruptions, please.

[Andrew Schulz]

No comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

There's two points I want to make now. All right? Now I have two points.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, it's growing.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, number one is I'm. I. What? I'm a driver where stop signs and stop lights are suggest suggestion. Sure, right. So it's like late at night, at three in the morning, if I'm at a stoplight and I look around, there's no one around. I just run right through it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Like a bad driver.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not a bad driver.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, sure.

[Carlos]

No, that's gangster.

[Bobby Lee]

That's gangster.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's illegal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's.

[Andrew Schulz]

It is illegal and you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time. When you around and find out, oh,

[Bobby Lee]

that's a terrible thing to wish on me.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop running through. Stop running through lights at three in the morning. A kid could be out there. Teenager in summer. It's summer. He could be riding his bike around the neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have lights that come out called headlights.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, now you. Now you have your glasses, all right? You can see.

[Bobby Lee]

Glasses have headlights. Okay? And also, I don't care about scratches and dings.

[Andrew Schulz]

Your Prius looked like it was shipped back here from Iran. Yeah, it looked like it spent a term.

[Bobby Lee]

I've already made this, like in Thailand, all right? Or you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision, they'll roll down the window and they'll go, we okay? You okay? I'm okay. And they drive on. There's no insurance. You know what I mean? Exchange to happen.

[Carlos]

You hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, it's that we don't care about dang scratches and.

[Andrew Schulz]

But you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

And an egg.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't forget the egg.

[Andrew Schulz]

Two donkeys and an egg.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

So I'm saying here we have. Our vehicles are more expensive.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. In China, they do it too.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Too many people.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, it's just like, oh, let. Move on.

[Carlos]

Let.

[Bobby Lee]

Muban. You know what I mean? That's how I am. Okay. If I get a ding. But no, you do a slight little bumper tap, right? Pull over.

[Andrew Schulz]

Pull over.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I mean, exchange. Cops comment. So what the are we doing here? It's insane.

[Andrew Schulz]

Make up your own Korean only.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so that's number one. What was number one? That was number two. Can you summarize it? Oh, number two is this right? There's two types of drivers, okay? In Asian drivers and everyone I've driven behind, Armenians. And. And they drive white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other day? If you get close, I slow down.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a white person.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know it's funny, but she really means it for you to put that in on your car different.

[Carlos]

It's a she.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that. Okay, so what I don't know what you're doing. All right, so what I'm saying is, is that, you know, there's a lot Of. But then you look at Tokyo Drift. Fast and furious, Sun, Kang. They can all drive. Yeah, but here's the exception. No, no, no.

[Carlos]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Exception to the rules. Right? Some of us are.

[Andrew Schulz]

The one. The one guy that was an F1, Yuki Sonoda, he got.

[Carlos]

Got.

[Andrew Schulz]

He got. He's gone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Schulz]

He couldn't keep up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he can keep up.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, he didn't. Obviously he didn't. He's gone. He's no Verstappen.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I'm telling you, dog, you guys are the wor. I don't know what it is. It's in your genetic code. It's not even like, are we good at math? Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Are we good at math?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yes. Some stereotypes are good, some are not good.

[Bobby Lee]

We're better at school.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're better at school.

[Carlos]

You're sitting down. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

How about engineering?

[Carlos]

It's just a room.

[Andrew Schulz]

Engineering. You guys are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then I can take bad driving.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, it's the word. Yeah. You're the worst. Just don't drive it. Yeah, you can build the car. Just don't drive it. Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a very good. Yeah. Okay, good.

[Carlos]

The AI says I have confirmation bias.

[Andrew Schulz]

Confirmation bias? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Perceive. It's a. People hold a preconceived stereotype selectively. Remember?

[Bobby Lee]

It's preconceived. Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, You're. You have confirmation bias.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I've been another thing that I want to say. All right? And I'm not defending anything, myself included. Right. But I'm a master of the male naked body.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

I mean, you're one of them. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go to the spa all the time.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna go to one tonight.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And in the spas, I go. There's every race, and I've seen every penis size.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And the stereotype. I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. This. Okay. It was so small. It was like this. I wanted to murder him because he's the. He's the guy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Confirmation bias.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Confirmation. He's the guy that. We all have the stereotype. Some white dude saw that dude, you mean in Pearl harbor or whatever, and spread that rumor?

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever.

[Andrew Schulz]

It worked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it did work. Right?

[Andrew Schulz]

We all heard about it. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And so it was that.

[Andrew Schulz]

And Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Same kind of rumor.

[Andrew Schulz]

And they worked.

[Bobby Lee]

Worked. So what I'm saying is, is that But I've seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a lift. Heavy load.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure, I have. I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I. I would say I compare to now the blacks, for sure.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. They're pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're the best. I've seen them.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, can we talk about this even?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What we're saying is this.

[Andrew Schulz]

This confirmation bias or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. Yeah. It's not confirmation bias. It's reality. Yeah. Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

Imagine being a black guy with a small penis.

[Carlos]

So sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal. Make a joke about it. Make a career of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Being a white guy with a small penis, big deal. Go get money and you'll be fine.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Being a black guy with a small penis, it's sad. All your other black friends are gonna go, damn, dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What happened?

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a bummer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's just that. You just gotta be.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'll tell you this. So I. I used to belong to some porn sites for my masturbation activities.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't do it anymore.

[Andrew Schulz]

We would assume. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

We never thought you were. Yeah. Researching.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I. There's one that I had saved with a black dwarf. Right. With. That's in the porn. And his penis was triple the size of any other penis I've ever seen.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So it's like. Even the dwarves have big ones.

[Andrew Schulz]

Hey, God. God was on something. He built him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

He built him different.

[Bobby Lee]

He built him different. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

He goes, what if I just make his penis huge?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Don't do that. Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not gonna be able to play basketball.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're still not gonna be able to swim.

[Andrew Schulz]

Big. Bdlp. Yeah, the bdlp. Oh, there's an LP Love show. Now. Bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality. Little person love show. And I'm so excited to watch it. Little person.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that tlc? It's gotta be tlc.

[Carlos]

Little. Oh, wait.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, what's it called?

[Carlos]

Little sink?

[Andrew Schulz]

Little singles. Yeah, little singles. Little singles.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, yeah. You know Kraft cheese. You know they're called singles, right? The single slices.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I like that. Two more.

[Bobby Lee]

How is there only five of them on a dating show? Oh, there's more.

[Carlos]

No, that looks like.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, no, that's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all, like, friends or. So. I have no idea.

[Bobby Lee]

That's 80% of the population. I mean, how only 5?

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, because they all have to fit up in that tree.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but it's. I think they're looking for the best looking. They're making cookies. Are they making cookies?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Where's the chocolate?

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at this.

[Carlos]

She's never gone to a grocery store.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, it's too high. Do they give them. Do they give them what? Do they give them full apples when they get on those couches? Give me a full apple. Can't do half apples. Well, she's never been to a grocery store.

[Carlos]

She had anxiety about being an elk.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, dude, imagine those shelves are so big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I can't even reach.

[Andrew Schulz]

I was gonna say he can't hit the top.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You mean. My girlfriend's five' ten, so I go,

[Andrew Schulz]

she can do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, get that.

[Carlos]

That.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't care.

[Andrew Schulz]

I do want to watch this. It's on Netflix. What? Is this on? Yeah, little singles, man. TLC keeps making bangers, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Pool looks nice. Yeah. This cup in the water.

[Bobby Lee]

When is sex on the Spectrum gonna happen?

[Andrew Schulz]

You just want to watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you want to watch it?

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want to watch it?

[Andrew Schulz]

No. But I'm teeing up your joke in my mind. Yeah, I can hear it in my head. Like, I can literally hear the joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Great joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schulz]

Can't say it.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't say.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, it's in the Special.

[Bobby Lee]

It's in the Special. Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right? Yeah. So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Well, the World Cup's going on and. I'm so sorry. Do you think usa, You're a. You are a die hard football fan. Do you think USA has even a shot?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you who's not going to win.

[Andrew Schulz]

Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Brazil. They look terrible.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, good. Spain has the best chance.

[Bobby Lee]

Their midfield is so old, I can't even believe it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, dude, we are plus 3,300 right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that.

[Bobby Lee]

You would?

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way it's going to happen.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, because I know. I know football and I know France's team and I know England's team. I know Portugal's team. They're just. They're.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like the longest of the long shots. We're the longest of the long shots.

[Bobby Lee]

They just have their bench. Their bench is a World cup team.

[Andrew Schulz]

Sure. You know, so it's like, again, I know nothing about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean. I mean, France has Mbappe. I mean, they have Dembele. They've got really good players.

[Andrew Schulz]

Is Mugantu on that team?

[Bobby Lee]

He's on the bench. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Mbappe is French.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Where's he from?

[Bobby Lee]

France.

[Andrew Schulz]

Which one?

[Bobby Lee]

The one in Ghana.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah, that sounds right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, even Baligan from the US team was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here.

[Carlos]

There.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. He moved in England. Yeah. He. To London.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. And then.

[Andrew Schulz]

But it's where you're born is what you can do. Or your parents.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he has dual citizenship, but.

[Andrew Schulz]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

He wasn't going to get on. I know the England squad.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's bad news.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is cool. He's like, oh, it. I'll just play for America then.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. I would do the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's like, what Eileen Goo. Remember she played. She rode for China even though she could have rode for us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

And they let him go.

[Andrew Schulz]

He wasn't good enough.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they. Sometimes they.

[Andrew Schulz]

It's not good enough to be a gooner. That's just how it goes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I'm. But listen. Eze Ebereche as a was in the Arsenal Academy, got let go, played for shitty teams, finally got on Crystal palace, and then Arsenal made him offer when he was 27 years old.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

So Baligan can come home.

[Andrew Schulz]

Baligan can come home. That'll be a song they sing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Baligan can't come.

[Andrew Schulz]

Baligan can come home.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I love those songs. The fact that we haven't adopted that even a little bit in the States and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the wave. We still got the wave. Every time we go to a Dodger game and they start it, I go like this. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Or the hand. The gigantic hand.

[Andrew Schulz]

Cut it out.

[Bobby Lee]

I have 15 of those at home.

[Andrew Schulz]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Do you know where the wave started, by the way, though? California.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Schulz]

Should have. Wouldn't you think it would start here? Started up north.

[Bobby Lee]

The Beach Boys.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave?

[Carlos]

Wave.

[Andrew Schulz]

The wave started up in San Francisco.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. It's. What if.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, Oakland. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What if somebody started it and they're like, what the are you doing?

[Andrew Schulz]

It's a guy with Tourette's and no one does it.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're like, what the are you doing? I'm sure I start something like, who's how do you do it? Do you have to.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's him right there. Crazy George.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to have a group of people know what you're doing.

[Andrew Schulz]

Dude, he's so loud. He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream.

[Carlos]

Him.

[Andrew Schulz]

He was. He was the man.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude, I. I'm also tired of USA Chanting. You like it?

[Andrew Schulz]

Love? Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Something about it. I'm patriotic.

[Andrew Schulz]

She salutes me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I. I'm patriotic.

[Andrew Schulz]

Pounding away. And she's. She plays the.

[Bobby Lee]

But especially in apps, okay?

[Andrew Schulz]

Taps for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially when they're in the.

[Andrew Schulz]

Tapping at ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially when they're in the Olympics and you're, like, yelling, usa. And then you're sitting next to, like, a country that isn't, you know, I mean, a first rule country, right? And it's just like, if I'm, like, in front of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home. I own a home. It feels.

[Andrew Schulz]

Wouldn't that be good to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it just feels like bragging.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we. I have the contact to fight to be this place.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

We're gonna yell it in your face. It's the best country in the world. We're gonna yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, you're not the best. Okay, then why are you both here, huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude, I don't like it. I don't like to say this.

[Andrew Schulz]

New usa. Usa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

I love it. Dude, what does Korea say

[Bobby Lee]

even during a Korean match? It's crazy. No. I don't know what they say, but.

[Andrew Schulz]

South Korea unofficial university recognized national champions that.

[Bobby Lee]

Clap, clap, clap, clap. We all do that.

[Andrew Schulz]

Crap, crap, crap.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Oh, it's.

[Andrew Schulz]

No, that's actually cool. Yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do it three times in a row. You're right. I like it.

[Andrew Schulz]

I totally get it. Big fans of Korea over here.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to do mine.

[Andrew Schulz]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Clap once. All right. I want to grab it.

[Andrew Schulz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Clap once and go. Right. Clap three times. A thumbs up. And another.

[Andrew Schulz]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, write it down. Write it down, because I forgot what I said.

[Andrew Schulz]

Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh, yeah.

[Andrew Schulz]

Clap, clap, clap. Ooh. No thumbs up.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh, yeah. So I even forgot.

[Andrew Schulz]

Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh.

[Andrew Schulz]

Clap, clap. Clap. Ooh. Thumbs up.

[Carlos]

Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh. Clap, clap. Clap. Ooh.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ooh. With a. With a thumbs up simultaneously.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Zoom in, please. Clap. Ooh. Clap, clap, clap. Thumbs up. Ooh. Ready?

[Andrew Schulz]

Here we go. Ready? One, two, three. No, see, your rhythm's off.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I, I. You're too fast.

[Andrew Schulz]

You're too fast. You were above me. Ready? One, two, three, Clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh. Oh, I didn't clap. I just read it. I just read it. Sorry. This is how auditions go. Yeah, this is my audition.

[Andrew Schulz]

That's why we can't work in the business.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready?

[Andrew Schulz]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

One, two, three. No thumbs up.

[Andrew Schulz]

Ooh. I thought it's a simultaneous.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Carlos]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Thumbs up and then. Ooh.

[Andrew Schulz]

Okay, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Right.

[Andrew Schulz]

One, two, three. Thank you for being a bad friend,

[Bobby Lee]

D.