Bobby Falls in Love

Summary

Bad Friends – "Adam Friedland & The Wolverine"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Adam Friedland
Date: February 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Bobby and Andrew are joined by comedian and podcaster Adam Friedland for a freewheeling, joke-heavy conversation packed with tangents, playful roasting, and absurd hypotheticals. They riff on everything from the differences between animal species and human evolution to the ins and outs of comedy, famous friends, and their uniquely strange statistics. Expect plenty of classic "Bad Friends" energy—offbeat, irreverent, and full of surprising insights amidst the chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Water and Seasons (00:12–01:46)

• A running bit opens the show, with the trio joking about "spring water" versus other seasonal waters (e.g., winter, summer, fall).
• Bobby: "It's a season thing. You've never had winter water?" (00:20)
• Adam spins this into playful encouragement about Bobby's potential "summer love," to which Bobby pessimistically quips about catching "the shaky one" (01:01)—a riff on disease jokes.

2. Animal Battles and Fun Facts (01:54–05:40)

• They debate which would win in a fight: wolverine vs. honey badger, and detour into animal aggression (wolverine wins for size, per AI Overview at 03:51).
• Bobby: "X-Men should have had ‘Honey Badger’—doesn’t sound threatening." (03:40)
• Adam provides facts about the Tasmanian devil: their name's origin, blind nature, and impressive bite force ("500–1200 psi, compared to a human’s 150 psi") (05:05).
• Memorable quote: Adam, on alligators' bite force, "That's why all those idiots in Florida ... I'll wrestle that gator, see what happens." (05:30)

3. Hippos, Evolution, and Walking Upright (05:36–08:54)

• Hippos are crowned the real animal to fear due to aggressiveness and "blood sweat" secretion, explained as a type of sunscreen ("It protects their skin from sun and bacteria") (07:51).
• Bobby muses about human evolution, speculating that "food up high" is why we walk upright, and Adam agrees ("Me big. You small.") (09:08).
• Quick tangent about extreme climber Alex Honnold, his family, and fearlessness: "If your dad was doing that, would you watch?" (10:42)

4. Nature of Risk, Relationships, and TV Stunts (10:02–13:04)

• They discuss what it's like to date someone with dangerous hobbies (deep-sea diving, climbing), calculating there's more risk swimming with sharks than being an expert climber—according to Adam.
• "He was never going to fall. There's no way." – Adam, on Honnold (12:35)

5. Comedy Industry & Regional Bonds (13:04–15:44)

• Shout-outs to "Tires" (Bobby’s upcoming role) and Chicago comics’ supportiveness versus San Diego’s (14:51):
  • Bobby: "You Chicago guys help each other. San Diego guys don’t do that ... Cuz there’s not a lot."

6. Celebrity Run-Downs & Dinner with Robin Wright (15:44–18:00)

• Bobby lists celebrities from San Diego, culminating with a story about having dinner with Robin Wright:
  • "She was very funny ... It’s the long face—she likes a long face. Like a president." (16:52)
• Brief ranking of classic actresses: Robin Wright, Sharon Stone, Cate Blanchett.

7. The Lottery, Wealth, and Ominous Statistics (18:42–22:25)

• Adam and Bobby riff on lottery winners' lives unraveling, with Bobby claiming, "People in car accidents who are paralyzed are happier than lottery winners," citing gratitude for small victories post-injury (19:02).
• Adam: "The lottery is the worst thing—they say statistically these people end up killing themselves, going broke." (18:51)

8. The (Literal) Pepsi Challenge (22:25–24:47)

• A running quasi-ad segment with a blind taste test between Pepsi and Coke Zero, which the guys play up with theatrics, improv as "Alango" the alien, and plenty of good-natured ribbing.
• Bobby: "If I had an option based on the test, I'm going with the rising star." (23:12)

9. Absurd and Fake Statistics Bit (25:10–29:01)

• Running gag: Each host invents increasingly ridiculous statistics (e.g., "78% of people who got the J&J vaccine drive Dodge Chargers" or "people who float in China have no bone marrow").
• Bobby, earnestly: "I got hung up on it … you know those people in China who can float when they dance? They don’t have bone marrow." (28:44)
• The trio gleefully dissect each other’s bad fact-making.

10. New York Anecdotes & Underground Bars (30:01–32:02)

• Andrew describes being snowed in, visiting the Met, and discovering a hidden bar above a Five Guys
• Adam: "The original Five Guys is in DC. ... The chow mein survived the fire at Panda Inn." (32:18)

11. Novelty Architecture & Urban Aesthetics (33:03–35:47)

• Bobby laments bland modern design, missing quirky architectural landmarks ("Randy's Donuts"), and the decline of vibrant car colors:
  • "God, it just made our society look ... land." (35:06)
• Adam: "The highest colors that sell are white, black, and gray ... they’re cheap and poorly built." (34:24)

12. "Moving to Texas" Rumors & Regional Comedy Talk (36:25–37:18)

• Andrew clarifies he owns property with his sister in Austin but isn’t moving, sharing local color about South Congress and pizza at Home Slice.

13. Racial Power Rankings & Cultural Observations (52:53–55:05)

• They riff on “power-ranking” races for humor’s sake (Bobby: "Korean, Filipino, Mexican, ... black") and joke about subcultures like goth Mexicans and Smiths-loving Chicanos.
• Adam: "Smiths Mexicans are the best!"

14. Comedy, Fame, and Community (62:01–65:17)

• The guys muse on what it means to be a "bad boy" in comedy (Bobby alternately denies and accepts his wild reputation).
• They compare contact lists, swapping notes about who’s the most famous person in their phones, with lots of playful insecurity.
• They also touch on the realities of fame, the pitfalls of social media, and connecting to celebrities.

15. Standup, Antidepressants & King of Comedy Admiration (68:39–74:49)

• Andrew shares what it's like returning to stand-up after a hiatus; Bobby admits he bailed on a recent spot.
• Candid discussion about being on antidepressants, with jokes about side effects.
• Bit about depression being a universal human experience ("You die—so that's really sad.").
• Andrew raves about the original "Kings of Comedy" special, breaking down Steve Harvey’s iconic Titanic bit at (71:28).

16. Closing: Story of Mad TV & Reflections on Comedy (81:23–end)

• Bobby recalls his Mad TV days, offering behind-the-scenes lore ("Get off the show as quickly as you can"—advice from Alex Borstein).
• Discussion about comedy camaraderie, unionization, and generational divides over Leno vs. Letterman vs. Conan.
• Ends with audience and gender breakdowns at their shows, playful gratitude to their fans, and the classic closing line:
  • Adam: "Thank you for being a bad friend." (86:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• (03:13) Adam (on MS): "Say that five times. They can't."
• (07:29) Adam (on hippo facts): "Hippos secrete a thick, oily, reddish substance called blood sweat."
• (19:02) Bobby: "People in a car accident and paralyzed from the neck down are happier than lottery winners."
• (22:59) Adam & Bobby take the Pepsi Challenge: "On the count of three—A!" "No—let me see. Pepsi did [win]."
• (28:44) Bobby: "You know those people in China who float when they dance? They don’t have bone marrow."
• (35:06) Bobby: "God, it just made our society and our culture look ... land."
• (52:53) Bobby's top races: "Korean ... Filipino ... Mexican ... any kind of black."
• (71:28) Andrew: "You never hear about 3,000 black people dying at the same time ... the band kept playing as the ship went down."

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:12 – Spring water and "season" water riff
• 01:54 – Animal battles: Wolverine vs. honey badger
• 05:05 – Tasmanian devil’s bite force compared to humans
• 07:29 – Hippos and their "blood sweat" sunscreen
• 12:35 – Is rock climbing less dangerous than deep-sea diving?
• 14:51 – Chicago vs. San Diego comedian camaraderie
• 18:42 – Lottery winners’ misery and happiness
• 22:59 – The Pepsi Challenge taste test
• 28:44 – Bonkers/fake China "bone marrow" stat
• 30:01 – Five Guys secret bar & Panda Inn
• 33:03 – Novelty buildings and bland modern designs
• 36:25 – Andrew denies moving to Austin, TX
• 52:53 – Power ranking races (absurdist and intentionally playful)
• 62:01 – Bobby’s “bad boy” comedy persona
• 68:39 – Reflections on stand-up, anxiety, and antidepressants
• 71:28 – "Kings of Comedy" Steve Harvey’s Titanic bit
• 81:23 – Bobby’s Mad TV years and Borstein’s advice
• 86:38 – "Thank you for being a bad friend" (Episode closing)

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Tone & Takeaways

The hosts and guest keep the episode unpredictable, bouncing between silly debates (animal battles and evolution), real-life anecdotes (industry talk, family, travel stories), personal revelations, and meta-commentary on comedy, culture, and fame. Their chemistry is loose, playful, and sometimes intentionally confrontational—a blend of affectionate ball-busting and genuine curiosity. The episode is a snapshot of modern, anarchic comedy podcasting, reflecting the trio’s knack for finding laughs in both the profound and the absurd.

Transcript

[Adam Friedland]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude.

[Andrew Santino]

You two are disgusting.

[Bobby Lee]

You two or something.

[Andrew Santino]

We're bad friends.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, this is spring water. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Spring water.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the difference between regular water and spring water?

[Adam Friedland]

Plastic.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the difference.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm sorry. It's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a season thing. You've never had winter water?

[Adam Friedland]

You've never had some winter water?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, it's a winter wonderland now.

[Bobby Lee]

Fall water. Any of the seasons? Spring is the only season I've drink.

[Adam Friedland]

Which. Which season do you like the most water wise?

[Bobby Lee]

Summer.

[Adam Friedland]

Summer water.

[Bobby Lee]

What's summer water?

[Adam Friedland]

Summer water.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Summer loving is on the rise. And I'm telling you, dude, you're getting so tuned up for this summer. Your body's going to be good. Your brain's going to be good.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

I think you're gonna get some summer love this summer.

[Bobby Lee]

Or I'll get a disease.

[Adam Friedland]

Which one?

[Bobby Lee]

The shaky one.

[Adam Friedland]

Parkinson's?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Adam Friedland]

That's not the shaky one.

[Bobby Lee]

There's other shaky ones.

[Adam Friedland]

What's the other shaky one?

[Bobby Lee]

There isn't anymore. Parkinson's is the only one.

[Adam Friedland]

I feel like that's the main shaky one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Shaking tremors give us pull up shaky diseases.

[Andrew Santino]

They're right here.

[Adam Friedland]

Multiple sclerosis. Multiple sclerosis, Man. Say that five times. They can't.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I want to do? I want to get a shaky disease and have a time machine. Go down to the 70s and go do a soul train. Yeah, dude, I'll do Soul chain. I've always wanted to do the line with the shaky disease. Yeah. Some people get a time machine and they'll get. You know, I mean, I want to go see. You know what I mean? Meet George Washington. Not me. Dude. Shaky. Shaky soul train.

[Adam Friedland]

Shaky soul train.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not what I was saying. I. I love him. Michael J. I'm a big fan of him.

[Adam Friedland]

He's the man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

His. His Instagram handle is Shaky Soul Train. Oddly enough, He's the man. He jokes about it all the time, which is so you have to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The other way.

[Adam Friedland]

At some point, you. It sucks. It sucks, it sucks, it sucks. And then you got to joke about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you think Christopher Reeves is resentment resentful toward horses? Oh, he hated him after that. I mean, would you like if I got hurt by an animal.

[Adam Friedland]

Turn him into glow. If you got hurt by an animal you'd hate it for life. Although that might not be true. I got bit by my buddy's dog. My buddy Adam's dog when I was a kid. Still love dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I deserve the bite. I came in the backsliding door, stoned at night, trying to sneak in to be quiet, to not wake up his mom. Dog bit me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

My fault.

[Bobby Lee]

I know a girl named Jenny. She has a big pit bulb scar on her face. Right. And then I go, can you? Dog said. I asked her. She said no.

[Adam Friedland]

Why Jenny?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because they're little, though. My dogs are little.

[Adam Friedland]

You don't have big, scary dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't bite your ankle.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, that's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Julio.

[Adam Friedland]

Julio is a bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, bite your neck.

[Adam Friedland]

He will. He will kill you. Yeah, Julio has that, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But then you go, come on, come on. And then Julio will calm down. But if Julio senses something's up. Attack mode. Yeah, attack mode.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you think wolverines and honey badgers get along?

[Adam Friedland]

They're so similar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I wonder who would win in a fight.

[Adam Friedland]

That's. That's such a good question. Who would win? A honey badger or a wolverine?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No. Who would win, though, you think?

[Adam Friedland]

They do not get along. They hate each other. They're highly territorial.

[Bobby Lee]

Say so.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, I think a honey badger. Aren't they crazy?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They didn't create it. I mean, the X Men should have had, you know, I mean, honey badger, badger.

[Adam Friedland]

Because honey doesn't sound threatening.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's what it is. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wolverine sounds good, but like, honey badger.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Wolverine would most likely win according to AI Overview. Doing due to its significantly larger size.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Size and strength.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Offensive power.

[Bobby Lee]

What about Tasmanian Devil? Is that a mix?

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah. They got.

[Bobby Lee]

They're small.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah. And then they're small, but they're crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

They're crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

They're crazy. There's. The sound that they make is insane.

[Adam Friedland]

Have you ever heard it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, it's. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane.

[Adam Friedland]

And wait, you know why they'll win?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see if I can do it.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm hungry as mania and Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you do one?

[Adam Friedland]

Do it again. It's. That's. Do you know the lore of this. The truth?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Why they're called Tasmanian devils. When people first came to that area, they were. They. They live in the woods at night. They heard that sound.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

They thought it was the devil. They thought that was Devil's Island. That Is very true. Also, these things are crazy blind. They can't see. They can't see, but their jaw, look at the jaw strength of a Tasmanian devil. Look it up. Look at, they can bite through. I want to know how many pounds per square inch or something.

[Bobby Lee]

It's, that's, that's my new come noise. By the way.

[Adam Friedland]

Tasmanian devils have an exceptionally powerful bite. For their size, they cited around 500 to 1200 pounds per square inch. What's the average human bite? What's a human bite? Humans bite force is 150 pounds per square inch.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

A Tasmanian devil.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that good or bad?

[Adam Friedland]

It's ten times us.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

That's crazy. What is that? Alligators is 3,700 pounds per square inch.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

That's why all those idiots in Florida are like, they love the threat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm gonna get down there, I'll wrestle that gator, see what happens.

[Bobby Lee]

But I hear hippos are the ones you don't wanna fuck with.

[Adam Friedland]

They're aggressive.

[Bobby Lee]

They're aggressive.

[Adam Friedland]

They're aggressive.

[Bobby Lee]

They're gigantic mouths, you know, and they, they are very territorial. Not only, but they protect their babies. If you, if you see a hippo baby, run.

[Adam Friedland]

Cause they'll kill you.

[Bobby Lee]

The mother will kill you.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, they'll just kill you. What is the father doing? Is he mia?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he left.

[Adam Friedland]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

You go ahead now.

[Adam Friedland]

You go.

[Bobby Lee]

You go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

You go.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't want it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't want it either. I'll be back getting the bread. I'm going to get bread. I'm going to get bread. I'll be back. Never comes back.

[Adam Friedland]

Never comes back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, they can swallow. They, they bite. You see them bite through stuff is nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You ever seen them bite through like a watermelon?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, shit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

They can crack right through it. Fancy, fancy.

[Bobby Lee]

Why'd you say watermelon?

[Adam Friedland]

Because I always see videos of hippos and watermelons.

[Bobby Lee]

Out of all the vegetables. Just say pumpkin.

[Adam Friedland]

I always see videos. No, no, no, no. There's always videos of hippos with watermelon.

[Bobby Lee]

You see it?

[Adam Friedland]

You know it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And fried chicken.

[Adam Friedland]

I knew it. I was waiting for it. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. Oh, yeah. It is watermelon. Whoa, whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

That thing. Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Have you ever seen him feed him a carton of Newports? He'll, he'll do that. They'll go right through it. It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, hippos, there's a pink residue that ex. That comes out of their skin.

[Adam Friedland]

I Don't know this.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know this?

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's a pink residue. That's a true thing.

[Adam Friedland]

There's no joke.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a pink residue.

[Adam Friedland]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm looking for the joke in my mind.

[Bobby Lee]

There is no joke.

[Adam Friedland]

There is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a true fact.

[Adam Friedland]

Residue.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there another residue?

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, he's right. Hippos secrete a thick, oily, reddish substance called blood. Sweat.

[Bobby Lee]

Blood sweat. Nut crip. Sweat.

[Andrew Santino]

Blood, sweat.

[Adam Friedland]

It's sunscreen. Spf.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Blood sweat. Yeah, that's where it comes from. Blood, sweat and tears. Tears.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I wonder what it is While they secrete red substance. They do.

[Adam Friedland]

It protects their sun skin from sun and bacteria. Yeah, I thought about that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even know why I know that. The. Do I know that?

[Adam Friedland]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Out of all the things. No, I just know that I looked.

[Adam Friedland]

At my dog today. We took a dog on a walk today and I thought, how weird that we're. Of all the species, like we're the ones that want to walk upright. That figured out walking upright was the move. Isn't that crazy that we were like, fuck, this all fours is crazy. Yeah, I'm up here. I'm getting up. Well, how did we get up?

[Bobby Lee]

I have no idea.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, something must have taught us to get up.

[Bobby Lee]

God.

[Adam Friedland]

Excuse me. God. Don't bring your Spanish fucking voodoo to this room. Humans walking upright because it offered key survival advantages. I know, but why did we. What other animals can get upright? They just.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I mean banana.

[Adam Friedland]

Go on. What I'm saying is they're up in the trees, right? Yeah, I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Food. Food is up high.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I'm saying it's. Dude, food's up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We didn't want ground food. We wanted high food.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is it right or not?

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You come up with one brother.

[Adam Friedland]

I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. What do you mean you love it?

[Adam Friedland]

It's an.

[Bobby Lee]

You come up with one man.

[Adam Friedland]

No, it's cuz we're up to.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you think?

[Adam Friedland]

Vantage point attack down.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Adam Friedland]

Bigger.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Me big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, me big.

[Adam Friedland]

You're small.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you small. What happened? Why did we stop climbing the trees though?

[Adam Friedland]

Probably hurts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like we've evolved. Yeah. I mean, you would think that we still. Well, Alex. Honel. Dust still does it.

[Adam Friedland]

Honel does it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you see that? Yeah, tell me about it.

[Adam Friedland]

Pissed me off.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does it piss you off?

[Adam Friedland]

I just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Why is he doing that?

[Andrew Santino]

Insane.

[Adam Friedland]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, kudos. The guy's amazing, but you're like, what is this?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, El Capitan is scarier though.

[Adam Friedland]

No, he said this was weird, but.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why. Because I saw it. Did you see it?

[Adam Friedland]

I watched.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There are places where he would. He could fall where, you know, because once, once he gets to a certain section, he's climbing again and he could have fell down to like the next level.

[Adam Friedland]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, whereas El Capitan, once you fall, you're dead. There's no nothing saving you.

[Adam Friedland]

This was a great PR stunt for Netflix. I mean, 100 and by the way, get paid. Good for him. Yeah, that, that, that second of his wife, like, waving out the window was the weirdest.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think of that relationship?

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, it seems weird. I think it seems like it's going up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know, it's strange because she. They talked about it. Is this the same girl from the documentary?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

Where he says he's going to leave her?

[Bobby Lee]

He's.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm either going to climb. You either stick around and I'm climbing or you can kick rocks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And she was like, I'll stay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, she. They must genuinely love each other.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Maybe they have two kids now. They do, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Where are they? Up at the top of that building. They're at the one center or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

In.

[Adam Friedland]

In Sichuan.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't be able to watch this if I was a kid. Like, if your dad was doing that, would you be able to watch?

[Adam Friedland]

No, it's crazy. Oh, that's cute.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

By the way, this was in China, right? It was that. It was in Beijing or where was it?

[Bobby Lee]

Singapore.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, Singapore.

[Bobby Lee]

Was it Singapore. Singapore, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Great audience. Asians, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, oh.

[Adam Friedland]

Every, every second.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, everything blows there on the floors. Oh, with the cameras on.

[Adam Friedland]

They were.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they were.

[Adam Friedland]

They were.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This guy, it was, it was cool to see, but like, you know, you knew he was gonna do it. Yeah, I mean, I kind of wanted to see him slip a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's also a delay, you know, there's a delay.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way. If he fell, there's no way they'd show it.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, cuz how quick can you snap a camera away? Because they're punched in. Those guys are. And the guys that were doing the cameras on the ropes, that was crazy too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Because they had to do. You know, I'd be a drone. Give me the drone. I'll fly that next to the guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, if my partner wanted to do that, I would just be like, yeah, I'm not going to be there.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay. But. Okay, let's make it more real. What if your partner's like, I love deep sea fishing and I love deep sea diving and I like swimming down with sharks. Kalila, she did that the whole relationship.

[Bobby Lee]

And guess what?

[Adam Friedland]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm at home. I'm not watching that. Yeah. I'm just.

[Adam Friedland]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

But you said good luck. But you'd let you, you know, you let them do it, you're just not going to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I did it a couple of times with them, those kind of activity. But that's completely different then though, I.

[Adam Friedland]

Think it's just as life threatening. Because he's an expert at this. The chances of him falling are less likely than one of the girls getting bit in the ocean.

[Bobby Lee]

You think so?

[Adam Friedland]

100%. I. You guys don't agree with that? Think about this. Think for a second. This guy is a. Is a flawless professional. Right. He was never going to fall. That's why they did it. Those girls get in the water, they have an element that they can't control. He controls this, all this. They have animals that are. You're at their whim.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

They could just attack you for no reason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This guy, he was never going to fall. There was no way.

[Bobby Lee]

But they did change the day because it was raining.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, yeah, cuz you'd slip.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, let's, let's man up.

[Adam Friedland]

Do it. When?

[Bobby Lee]

Do it when it's raining. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I heard you didn't clap.

[Bobby Lee]

Tornado.

[Adam Friedland]

The rain.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see if you can do it during real.

[Adam Friedland]

Not win.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This guy's the man though.

[Bobby Lee]

He is, you know, he is just one of the greatest athletes of. In human history.

[Adam Friedland]

Did you see. Speaking of great athletes, did you see Shaun White jumping over Gillis and o' Connor in Central Park?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

During the snow closing in New York, Shaun White literally jumped over Gillis and o'. Connor. Like, look at this. He just like ollies over them in the. It's in Central park, right? Is that where it was?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, on tmz.

[Adam Friedland]

How sick is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

They're just chilling, drinking Bud Lights and. And he's ollie hopping over these guys on a snowboard.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

I'd love to get hit in the head by that snowboard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Get paid, huh? Get a check from Burton.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

How cool is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Can we even say it or no. Say, what about you doing Tires?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. I'm doing a couple episodes of Tires.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? What?

[Bobby Lee]

Huge.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I'm saying I don't know if you're not.

[Bobby Lee]

We talked about it, where we did the whole script thing. You know what I mean? I think that did it. We got you that role.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, on our. On the episode.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You remember that?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah. How many?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm doing two. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Awesome. What's your character's name?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

What did you want it to be? I think you should bring that to the table.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd love to do that.

[Adam Friedland]

I think you should just tell them what you want to play. You know, I've been thinking about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah?

[Adam Friedland]

I'm a scene. Does it matter your name?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I just don't like all that. Every time I played something, it's always like a boring, non creative name.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm always Ken for some reason.

[Adam Friedland]

I think we know the reason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Or whatever. I've played. I played Gin a couple of times.

[Adam Friedland]

Ken, Gin?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What else have I played, dude?

[Adam Friedland]

I finished all of Bert's show, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

You saw it? The whole thing?

[Adam Friedland]

It's awesome. It's on Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Yeah, I know, I know.

[Adam Friedland]

It's such an easy watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Everyone in. It's funny. It's great. Chris Watowski. Watowski.

[Bobby Lee]

Chris Watowski.

[Adam Friedland]

Am I saying it right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so funny.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, he's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Great guy.

[Adam Friedland]

Kills it. Chicago. Yeah, Great dude. It's a funny show, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Chic, you know? What's so funny about Chicago guys? You Chicago guys help each other.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, we like each other.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you guys always help each other.

[Adam Friedland]

San Diego guys don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz there's not a lot.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, there. There's a lot of.

[Bobby Lee]

I can see a lot of Chicago guys like, hey, you know what I mean? Use that guy.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, there's some good. Well, there's a lot. Well, there's a lot from Chicago.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's what it is.

[Adam Friedland]

Acting in comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What?

[Adam Friedland]

What do you mean? San Diego has a lot of famous people. Has Adam Driver never called you? Bobby, I want you to do something with me. How do you feel about good? Nick Cannon is from San Diego. Yeah. Yeah, dude, Ted Danson, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

I need you to babysit for me. Bob, get some of the kids.

[Adam Friedland]

Was that Nick Cannon? Hey, yo. I need you to babysit for me. I am. Bialik is from San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who else?

[Adam Friedland]

Adam Brody.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's good. I didn't know all these people were from there.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, that's a lot. Tom Waits.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Wow. Tony Hawk. We know Tony. Yeah. Sean White. Bill Walton. Kendra Wilkinson. Tony Gwynn, Jr. Seow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Chris Ch.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. I'm not even on that list. You are where you are.

[Adam Friedland]

You're right there. Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I am?

[Adam Friedland]

Why does it say comedian Nick Cannon? Dude, this is. This list is thick.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a pretty good list. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Cameron Diaz, we skipped over. I thought she was from Long Beach.

[Andrew Santino]

She is. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

No, she was born in San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

But went to school. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Robin Wright Penn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. With the La Joayasco, is it not?

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, they got a divorce.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

He was so good in that movie. They got a divorce, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I had dinner with her one time.

[Adam Friedland]

Robin, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was in. I was in Michigan. Yeah, Right. I had a couple of scenes in a movie and the producer of the movie was dating her.

[Adam Friedland]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

So I had the producer have dinner, you know, I mean, so I show up and she was at the dinner.

[Adam Friedland]

Was he a good looking guy, the producer?

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good looking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Because sometimes you meet these producers that date these actresses and you're like, how the.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he was long faced. Like Sean. I think she likes long face.

[Adam Friedland]

She likes a long face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, descriptive. She would like a president. Like an old president.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

So you wouldn't be her type. No, you're a Wong face.

[Bobby Lee]

But I. Yeah, I'm a long face. Yeah. But. But what I remember about her is be her being very funny.

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, she's so smart and cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was very funny.

[Adam Friedland]

What's your favorite role of hers?

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Santino]

She didn't play that.

[Adam Friedland]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, obviously the first time I noticed her was Princess Bride.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it was really, really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then Jenna.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. Forrest Gump is probably the most iconic.

[Bobby Lee]

Iconic. But she was good in Wonder Woman. Well, she was fun in that. Yeah. Buffed out. Yeah. She's just a super beautiful though.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, she's pretty. Stunning.

[Andrew Santino]

Stunning, right?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who, who you think her or who would you. Sharon Stone or her.

[Adam Friedland]

You think her for sure, but Sharon.

[Bobby Lee]

Stone in her prime, though. Oh, my God.

[Adam Friedland]

No, she's.

[Bobby Lee]

She's wholesome, just beautiful.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. What a beautiful girl.

[Adam Friedland]

Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous.

[Bobby Lee]

Very talented too.

[Adam Friedland]

Absolutely lovely.

[Bobby Lee]

Kate Blanchett's. I think the same thing.

[Adam Friedland]

Not my style, but yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but just beautiful. Wholesome, white. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

Andres just sent me something. Let's See? See? Some sort of meme.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just. This guy won the lottery. And so, so surprising, he found love today.

[Adam Friedland]

$181 million lottery winner falls in love. Yeah. And the lottery winner is the woman. Yeah. Because she. That's. She won the lotter with that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Just by chance, two days after. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Tell me, this guy's British, 100% right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Is he not British?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's American.

[Adam Friedland]

This where?

[Andrew Santino]

North Carolina.

[Adam Friedland]

I find myself a beauty girl. Dude, wait till you see my. Wait till you see the girl that I got. She want nothing from me.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that incredible though?

[Adam Friedland]

She's poisoning him.

[Bobby Lee]

This is basically what happened. Life changed.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, Life over. Life over.

[Bobby Lee]

You think it's over?

[Adam Friedland]

The lottery is the worst thing they say statistically, like these people end up killing themselves, going broke.

[Bobby Lee]

When you hear a statistic.

[Adam Friedland]

Same thing, same statistics, Bobby, statistics.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll be right back. You hear one, right? People that are. They're in a car accident and paralyzed from the neck down are. Get. Are happier than lottery winners.

[Adam Friedland]

No, you made that up. I mean, that sounds.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why.

[Adam Friedland]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell you why? So when you win the lottery, right? Your friends and family, they change, right?

[Adam Friedland]

They all want the money. Me, me, me, me.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, you don't know how to manage money. So you lose the money quickly, right? Right. You start buying houses and cars for your friends and all that stuff. And it becomes more painful, your life.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, more burdened.

[Bobby Lee]

More burdened. More pain. You know what I mean? And somebody that's been in a car accident, paralyzed from McDonne. Right. When they can taste orange juice for the first time, there's super joy. There's when they can move a pinky, right. Like every day, you know, some. Some new thing happens, right? They, they. You get more joy and there's more, you know, I mean, the small happiness matter. Small things. And then you realize who your true friends are and loved ones. When you're in a car accident. Yeah. And so they say that you. You're happier.

[Adam Friedland]

I agree. I mean, you see, the. The history of all these people that win the lottery is awful.

[Bobby Lee]

That's awful.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They lose it quickly whenever.

[Adam Friedland]

They're always like, the guy. What was the dude there wasn't there a guy that just killed himself, that won. That won a lottery not too long ago? Like, he just.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys think that this guy is going to lose the love if he loses the money?

[Adam Friedland]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

Mental health struggles very big. The curse. The curse of the lottery. 70% of lottery winners go broke or Face severe financial distress within a few years. That was kind of like. Do you remember the show? What was it? Move that Bus. You know that fucking show, Extreme Home Makeover? They would give these people these mansions, people that made, like, 30 grand a year. They give them a fucking mansion. They couldn't pay the taxes on it. They'd go broke. Then they'd be in worse financial debt than they were before they got the house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It's. So they got sued, right? Didn't they get sued? And then they settled and then at some point, the show had to continue on the air. So what happened was then the network started paying for the taxes or the whatever so these people wouldn't drown.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Wow, that's interesting.

[Adam Friedland]

It's a bad. It's a bad game. Hey, guys, you know we're sponsored by Pepsi, Bob. Did you see that? Pepsi did another Pepsi challenge.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. People still do that?

[Adam Friedland]

Yes, they do still do that. And 66% of people chose Pepsi Zero Sugar over Coca Cola Zero Sugar.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's not even close, dude.

[Adam Friedland]

I know. 66% of people over. What percentage of people? Chocolate? 0.

[Bobby Lee]

44.

[Andrew Santino]

34.

[Bobby Lee]

I guess Pepsi doesn't make you good at math.

[Adam Friedland]

Right on, man. Good math.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that true or.

[Adam Friedland]

That is very true. That's right on the number.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Perfect. All right, let's take the challenge.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to try. I want to try.

[Adam Friedland]

There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'm gonna take a straw in the A and then a B. Ready? And I'm gonna try B first.

[Adam Friedland]

No, you go backwards. You always go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Go backwards.

[Adam Friedland]

Because I'm gonna try A first.

[Bobby Lee]

And.

[Adam Friedland]

Then I try B. Okay. Don't say anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, what's yours?

[Adam Friedland]

On the count of three, we'll say. All right, close your eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta do it again.

[Adam Friedland]

I should do it one more time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah. Got it.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it.

[Adam Friedland]

On the count of three.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, in my mind is also, you know, I'm parched. I'm in the Sahara desert, right? I'm dreaming of a cola beverage.

[Adam Friedland]

We're in a studio in Burbank.

[Bobby Lee]

No, in my mind.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, what would I write? Okay, I'm parched. Yeah. I'm in the Sahara desert, right? And I'm trying to find a liquor store or something. Or store or convenience store so I can get a beverage. Yeah, I see one in the desert. Desert, right. And what if it's a mirage? It could be a mirage. And I only have one opportunity to buy one beverage. Which one would I pick? What you're going to say.

[Adam Friedland]

I'm going to say 1, 2, 3, A.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Let me see.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see. Oh, my God. Pepsi did. Now what's yours?

[Adam Friedland]

I picked Pepsi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Got me.

[Bobby Lee]

If I had an option based on the test, I'm going with the rising star.

[Adam Friedland]

Because you're a rising star. I'm a rising star, am I?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Adam Friedland]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because you chose the 66%.

[Adam Friedland]

But my star is a little bloated. So as long as I keep drinking Pepsi, zero sugar. It might. It might be a shooting star at.

[Bobby Lee]

Some point, if you want to use that analogy. I did. I know, but you have to also think of it this way, dude, I'm an alien. I'm visiting Earth.

[Adam Friedland]

I'll. I'll second that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. What city am I in?

[Adam Friedland]

Los Angeles.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi.

[Adam Friedland]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

I heard about cola beverages. Can you give me.

[Adam Friedland]

They're phenomenal.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they? Yeah, they're really is the one that's the best up and rising one.

[Adam Friedland]

Let me tell you something, alien.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Adam Friedland]

I can get you the Pepsi Challenge so you can decide for yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this it right here?

[Adam Friedland]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

That's the Pepsi Challenge right there. Are you an alien or a robot?

[Bobby Lee]

I am a combination of a cyborg and human parts as well.

[Adam Friedland]

You know what? I shouldn't. I've never questioned you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. I have also Bionatrix.

[Adam Friedland]

Are you made of Bionatrix?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I am.

[Adam Friedland]

Wonderful. All right. Why don't you take the Pepsi Challenge? What's your name, sir?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Adam Friedland]

What's your name?

[Bobby Lee]

Alango.

[Adam Friedland]

Alango. Alango. What do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Love it.

[Adam Friedland]

Take a sip.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Adam Friedland]

That's not going to short circuit your insides.

[Bobby Lee]

That's me short circuiting.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay. Well, drink up before you die. Yeah, before your system crashes. Did you like that? One more?

[Bobby Lee]

That one is better.

[Adam Friedland]

Which one?

[Bobby Lee]

What? What? What?

[Adam Friedland]

Longo likes what? Better Pepsi. You heard it here first. Longo likes Pepsi. More Pepsi. Pepsi. Zero sugar. Longo likes Pepsi zero sugar. More than Coca Cola. Zero sugar. Go out and try Pepsi Zero sugar today. Let your taste decide. The lottery is gross.

[Bobby Lee]

Statistic.

[Adam Friedland]

I'll give you statistic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Smoking a pack of cigarettes is the health equivalent to having unprotected sex with five prostitutes.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I made it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Adam Friedland]

But it sounded real.

[Bobby Lee]

Sound pretty real.

[Adam Friedland]

Sounded real.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay. True or false. Let's see if you can get.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know, here, I'll give you one covered one, right?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's better to just be a cigarette smoker. For. For Covid.

[Adam Friedland]

True.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Adam Friedland]

It was. Yeah, it turned out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Adam Friedland]

Smokers had better know that. Better lung capacity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Better propensity to, like, fix themselves, you know? All right.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not Googling.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't like that you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Google it. It's true. Because I look dumb when I Google.

[Andrew Santino]

Things that are the joke.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not. It's true. Google it.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Extensive research authorities like World Health Organization confirmed the smoking increases the risks of severe illness, hospitalization, the death from COVID 19, in fact.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I made it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I tell you. You sold me. Yeah, I bought it. Can I give you a statistic?

[Bobby Lee]

Is it real? Fake?

[Adam Friedland]

You tell me if it's true or fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Adam Friedland]

78% of people that got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine drove Dodge Chargers.

[Bobby Lee]

78. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's false.

[Adam Friedland]

I think it's false because I don't know anybody. That's 87. It's 87.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

It's the other way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow. That's a good one.

[Adam Friedland]

That one's for McCone. McCone. Welcome back. McCone. He's back. Give it up for McCone. He got stuck in New York City. How was New York, you pig?

[Andrew Santino]

It was great. It was very fun. It was nice hanging out with you and.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, we took the boy. Took the boy to Madison Square Garden. Had a fun little time there. Then we. Then we went to what we thought was a gay bar, but it was just gay night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It was all women. We went downstairs and it was all women.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

And then it took five seconds for the intelligent people to go, oh, it's a gay bar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

And these dorks, him and his buddy were like, there's a lot of babes here, man. They were like, great ratio.

[Bobby Lee]

And they were all.

[Adam Friedland]

I was like, great ratio. These women don't like penises.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow.

[Adam Friedland]

You can tell, cuz a girl came up to me and dapped me up right away. She literally goes, yo, love your show, dog. And I was like, yeah, thank you, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Big fan, by the way. Big in the lesbian community. That's huge. Bad friends. We love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, we had a lot of fans there. It was great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Made me feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing.

[Adam Friedland]

All right, so I really like it. Sorry for sharing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's really good. I like it.

[Adam Friedland]

You go to a gay bar, you find out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You get recognized at gay bars. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Bobby, you're back. Where have you been?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You bad boy.

[Bobby Lee]

I just got tuned out for a second. It was so weird.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. Where are you going?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I came up with another statistic, but then it's like it was. It was too late. It was too late to say it because it was. We had transitioned onto something else, and I just got stuck on it. But it's like. I'm not even going to say it, but I'm just saying, come on, give it to you.

[Adam Friedland]

Give it to me.

[Bobby Lee]

It's stupid.

[Adam Friedland]

They're all.

[Bobby Lee]

Stupid, dumb.

[Adam Friedland]

They're all.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know why. For, like a minute, I got hung up on it. You know? I mean, you know those people that in China, where they can walk. Like it looks like they can walk above the ground, like they're floating when they. They're dancing?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you know that those people. There's. Not everyone can do it, but those people, they don't have bone marrow. Did you know that? No. Be real.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that a stat?

[Bobby Lee]

Is it 100? What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

This?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean, this.

[Adam Friedland]

That's not a good one.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but that's why. But that's why for a minute I was thinking about it, right? It wasn't. I know it wasn't. For some reason, I couldn't get my mind. I got stuck in it. You know what I mean? 1. In my mind I was like, this is not a good one because you're making it up, obviously. You know what I mean? And then I just couldn't stop thinking about it.

[Adam Friedland]

Bone marrow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. It wasn't even good. That's why I even said. I don't even say anything.

[Adam Friedland]

No, it's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I just did. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't. But you didn't have to call me out.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, it was just so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, you did this. Why did you do this?

[Adam Friedland]

I didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't like it either. I didn't want to say it. It's terrible.

[Adam Friedland]

The meal was bad.

[Bobby Lee]

It was bad.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't want to eat that like a kid. Get that. What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

This is the most condescending bullshit I've ever seen it. Right? Yeah. Oh, my God, I hate that. Like spitting in someone's face I didn't spit on. That's basically spit in your face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. God. That's the.

[Adam Friedland]

Wipe it away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Anyway, did you have fun in New York? What else did you do? What'd you get into?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, there wasn't much. We were snowed in. But I went to the. I went to the. The Met. That was very fun. Great museum.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You went by yourself?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I was staying with my friends Jackson and Abby.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, how are they anyway? Who gives a. But anyway.

[Adam Friedland]

Shut it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut it down. Shut it down.

[Adam Friedland]

Shut it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Get the out.

[Adam Friedland]

Shut it down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's great.

[Adam Friedland]

No, that is nice.

[Bobby Lee]

You want tell us what you saw at the mat?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you don't even want to know.

[Bobby Lee]

What is the beautiful artwork you saw?

[Adam Friedland]

Did you have a slice of New York pizza? We went to a bar together. Above. Above. Five guys. That was actually wild. You walk into five guys, like you're going to order, and there's a bouncer by the fryer, and you hand them your id. And there's a bar up. A secret bar upstairs. No, it was kind of cool.

[Bobby Lee]

It's five guys.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. And you could take Inside. Inside, and you could take some peanuts to go upstairs and everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

It was kind of a cool little bar. It was like a nice little nook tucked away. Five guys in the Village.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Is that the original five guys?

[Adam Friedland]

No, the original is four guys and that's up the street. They just had the one up.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, dude. That's your.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

That was bad.

[Adam Friedland]

That was your bone marrow. That was my bone marrow, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Four guys.

[Adam Friedland]

No, the original five guys, I think is in dc. Am I wrong?

[Andrew Santino]

I believe so.

[Adam Friedland]

I think my buddy Tyler took me to the original five guys in Arlington. Arlington or wherever it is. Arlington, Virginia. There it is. Yeah, I think I went to that one with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, is the original like the original Panda or the original. Whatever. Is it better than the. The chain of it?

[Adam Friedland]

I mean, I'm sure the locals would say yes, right? Because they grew up. If you had the first. You're always going to be like, we did it. It's like the band. You're like, I knew that band before. You like that band. That album wasn't as good as the first one that I heard because.

[Bobby Lee]

Because the original Panda Express, the actual restaurant. Restaurant apparently is very good.

[Adam Friedland]

It's in Pasadena, California.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that called? Panda. Panda in Panda in. Right. Or is it.

[Adam Friedland]

It's right there. Zoom in, bud. The original concept for Panda Express started with Panda in Sit Down Restaurant opened by Andrew and Peggy Churn churn in Pasadena, 1973 on Foothill Boulevard. It burned down during the fires. However, somehow the chow main did survive. That stuff is just incredible. Not flammable.

[Bobby Lee]

Chow main is so strong.

[Adam Friedland]

So strong. There's the Original. That's Panda Express. The original Panda Inn. I hate Panda Express.

[Bobby Lee]

It's good in a bind, but I want to try Panda in.

[Adam Friedland]

Let's go. I'd love to go. Is it still open?

[Bobby Lee]

Is there an original McDonald's?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's here in California.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, this is open.

[Adam Friedland]

Let's go to it. We should try Panda in the first. McDonald's is in San Bernardino.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being real?

[Adam Friedland]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's still there.

[Adam Friedland]

I do not know if it's still there. I think it's a museum now and then. The first chain, of course, was in Illinois. That's where our boy Ray Kroc stole the idea, took it and we went there on a field trip as kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you know what? I'm obsessed with? Novelty architecture.

[Adam Friedland]

Love novelty architecture.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what novelty architecture is? Yeah, what is it?

[Andrew Santino]

McConnell Architecture. That's kind of silly or out of the ordinary. It's for the fun of it and the love of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Like Randy's Donuts is one.

[Adam Friedland]

Look at that. That's so funny. They had Idle Hour, that bar in North Hollywood. I've been to that bar.

[Bobby Lee]

This one?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Adam Friedland]

It's a bar on Lankershim.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, are those barrels? Yeah, I love it.

[Adam Friedland]

And you go sit in the barrels. But then when beer starts filling up in there, it gets scary.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, that's.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, another one. Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know, it's like. You know how some like you go to cities all over the country now and they all look the same. Why can't we like, you know, express ourselves in different ways? Art, architecture wise, I mean, in terms. Is that money?

[Adam Friedland]

No, we're going. No, the problem is we're going backwards. Because what happens is people want stuff that looks nice and new, but in fact it actually is just cheaper and poorly built. But they like the idea because. Okay, like the. All these fucking apartment complexes going up. Yeah, they all look the same. Yeah, because people want new, right? If they say I can't afford a fucking house, but I want a nice apartment, I want something nice and new, I want a new build, I want no one to live in it. But the problem is they throw these things up. They, they, they. They do it with the cheapest materials possible. And they built them so shanty like. But people want the image of nice and new from the outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

That's why the whole city of fucking LA looks like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Fake luxury.

[Adam Friedland]

It's a bummer. And it's Taking over.

[Bobby Lee]

And if you look at, like, the colors of cars that we have today versus in the 70s, it's like, what happened to those fun colors?

[Adam Friedland]

Well, here's the problem now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

As a car guy, it's paint to sample now, because they don't sell as well. And they're. A car company's main goal is to sell as many. It's volume at the highest level. It's just sell a billion cars. They don't give a fuck. They're made of plastic. They get rid of. That's why leasing started. They were like, here, we'll get it back, and then we'll just sell it at a huge discount. That. Because the highest colors of cars that sell are like white, black, and gray. And so they're like, fuck it, we won't make any other colors.

[Bobby Lee]

God, it's just made our society and our culture look.

[Adam Friedland]

Couldn't agree more.

[Bobby Lee]

Land.

[Adam Friedland]

It sucks.

[Bobby Lee]

All of it.

[Adam Friedland]

So now you have to paint a sample. You want a special color. You have to order a color of a car. It costs more money.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, look.

[Adam Friedland]

1970, the arrow top selling cars were avocado green, harvest yellow, earthy brown, burnt orange.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Fun.

[Adam Friedland]

I fuck with a burnt orange. That's such a sexy color on a new car.

[Bobby Lee]

And what's today now, is that Today.

[Adam Friedland]

White is 38, black is 19, gray is 15. Those are the highest that I said.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my.

[Adam Friedland]

Silver and blue are 9 and 7. Red is 5. It doesn't even happen anymore. Unless Ferrari.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yellow.

[Bobby Lee]

It's incredible. What happened.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, let me be honest. Yellow is. The fucking yellow stinks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yellow's weird.

[Adam Friedland]

Hard yellow on a car is not it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's hard. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It's not it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It doesn't do it for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Midnight Purple would be fun. Ooh, hello.

[Adam Friedland]

Is that the nickname for your penis?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Midnight Purple. Dj.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, dude.

[Adam Friedland]

Midnight Fair.

[Bobby Lee]

This. What's the opposite of this? That's it.

[Adam Friedland]

Dude, what's the color of your car? What is that color called? It's like baby.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I like it. It's like. It's like a. A soft baby blue.

[Adam Friedland]

Soft baby blue?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Not a hard baby blue.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like that.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, it's exactly right. It's like a. It's like a card. It's like. Yeah, it's like this. Well, kind of, I guess, right? Houston oiler blue. The kid goes right to Texas stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I see when I see his car.

[Adam Friedland]

When are you going to move to Texas. The rumor is you're moving to Texas. No, everyone on the street's talking about it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not leaving L. A.

[Adam Friedland]

Everybody says, do you know this? People on around LA are saying, he's going back, he's going to Austin. Oh no, he keeps going there. He's looking for a place to live.

[Bobby Lee]

I already have a place. Oh, SpaghettiO, you have a.

[Adam Friedland]

You own a place in Austin?

[Andrew Santino]

My sister and I do.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh really? Where is it?

[Andrew Santino]

South Congress. It's like.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, by one of those boot shops.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's actually like by like a Verizon store. It's like a random neighborhood.

[Adam Friedland]

You know that on South Congress? That was the funniest neighborhood back in the day. I used to love going down there. And now it's a Lululemon and a soul cycle and a. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So house.

[Adam Friedland]

So house and Earth bar. It's just, it's here, it's California now.

[Bobby Lee]

I like that strip in Austin where they had that pizza place.

[Andrew Santino]

What's it called?

[Bobby Lee]

Right across the street from the boot booth.

[Adam Friedland]

We went.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, it's so good.

[Adam Friedland]

Is it fucking called?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I love that place.

[Adam Friedland]

Why can't I think of the home slice?

[Bobby Lee]

Home slice.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, that's a fun. That place was fucking slice. Yeah, it's a good slice of pizza. Talk space.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I do therapy every week same. And Talk Space has saved my life because, you know, you need to release.

[Adam Friedland]

The demons you got to release, man.

[Bobby Lee]

And you know, I had a lot of trauma growing up and you know, using EMDR and other methods through Talkspace has really relieved and taken some of the burden off my shoulders. A lot of it actually.

[Adam Friedland]

That's because talkspace is the number one rated online therapy, bringing you professional support from licensed therapists and psychiatrists that you can access anytime, anywhere.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You saved so much money when I saved. Well, you did more than me. I saved a little bit. You saved a lot more thanks to Rocket Money because you were paying for so many different subscriptions.

[Bobby Lee]

So many subscriptions. I had a meditation scripture I never used.

[Adam Friedland]

Hundreds of dollars wasted a couple of.

[Bobby Lee]

Video game like games.

[Adam Friedland]

A couple like 20, 20 of them. Okay, that's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I saved I don't want to disclose it, but thousands and thousands of dollars a year.

[Adam Friedland]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

You keep the troops in line. These boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You don't do that with your crew.

[Andrew Santino]

They're all subject to NDAs, so I have.

[Adam Friedland]

We never made these guys sign NDAs for the tour.

[Andrew Santino]

We did. These guys too late. McCone has one. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Adam, they could ruin our careers.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. Once we get a career, they could.

[Andrew Santino]

Bear us actually here to get them to un. I'm trying to take down all of the podcasts. Very funny. Right, guys? Dude, you guys deserve to own the means of production.

[Bobby Lee]

Totally. We've been saying that for six years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's a. It's a. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This is a republic, man. This is not.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a republic.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, this is a republic, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Dude, what this.

[Adam Friedland]

This podcast Burbank is too.

[Andrew Santino]

How far is Jay Leno's cars?

[Adam Friedland]

He lives upstairs.

[Andrew Santino]

He does?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. He'll come down in the middle of this.

[Andrew Santino]

How is he?

[Adam Friedland]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He just keeps, like, getting slapstick style kind of accidents.

[Adam Friedland]

He's. I think he's doing a lot of Pratt falling.

[Bobby Lee]

I think there's the video of him.

[Andrew Santino]

The video of him where he's like, I'm fine. And then he gets in the car. That one is just.

[Adam Friedland]

He, like, he just fell down.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, where he hits the fire hydrant. Where he's like, talk. I mean, he's a colleague, so. And a friend. I mean, like, I. I'm not. This is. Yeah, the. The burn accident. Like, oh, my God. He's okay. I hope he's okay.

[Adam Friedland]

I think he's got to be okay, man. He's still doing car shows every week.

[Andrew Santino]

Burn accident.

[Adam Friedland]

How many?

[Andrew Santino]

Horrific garage accident. This man. Death follows him everywhere he goes. He's like in the movie Final Destination.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know him?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Brand new face.

[Bobby Lee]

Adam, do you know him?

[Andrew Santino]

Jay?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Guys served in Vietnam together.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's a. We. There's a. You know, like the Harvard Club, but it's like, for talk show host.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, talk show club.

[Andrew Santino]

So it's me, Leno. What's Bill Maher Chelsea lately? Uhhuh. Yeah, the one. Who else? I don't know. Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon. That British guy that no One likes Cordon. I mean. Sorry. He's a friend. Are you boys with him? Bobby, you're boys with him?

[Bobby Lee]

He produced something I was in.

[Adam Friedland]

What did he produce?

[Bobby Lee]

That game show I did.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

What was it called? How to Be a Fatso from England. Apparently. He's terrible to like, in a restaurant.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, the rumor was Balthazar. Yeah, he was like a. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's his name? The. Who's the restaurant where that owns Balthazar.

[Bobby Lee]

Joses.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Not Jose? Andreas, you fucking idiot. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Adam Friedland]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are inspiring me to talk to these idiots.

[Adam Friedland]

Keith McNally.

[Andrew Santino]

Keith McNally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he did that post. You blushed.

[Andrew Santino]

You blushed.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm used to getting from one side. You don't ever blush. Man up. You represent bad friends. Don't blush.

[Adam Friedland]

You're right. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're right. Don't act like a bitch.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, stop. Don't talk to him that way.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, fuck you, Adam Fredman Pride. My problem.

[Adam Friedland]

No, guys, he's Jamaican.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a complete honor and a privilege, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm here. I'm here in Los Angeles, just visiting. And this is. This is one of the stops I'm making.

[Adam Friedland]

What are you doing in la?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You hate la.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. No, I don't hate la.

[Adam Friedland]

Don't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I'm not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I like la. It's gorgeous. Yeah, I'm from here. I was born here.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, but you're a New York guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm a New Yorker.

[Adam Friedland]

You're a New York guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Class. I mean, I'm just Jewish and wearing.

[Adam Friedland]

That's what I meant.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

We like, we like to keep you guys over there.

[Andrew Santino]

They're Jews in la.

[Adam Friedland]

I know, but here, they're there. We keep them in order. We keep them where?

[Andrew Santino]

The Pico Robertson era area there?

[Adam Friedland]

Or Century City or Beverly Hills? Yeah, South Beverly Hills. South Fairfax.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you, like, have a wall around the.

[Adam Friedland]

They wouldn't let us do some sort of Warsaw.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's pretty popular to be. Who do you think runs the industry that we work?

[Adam Friedland]

Chinese people.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no, that's not true at all.

[Adam Friedland]

Seriously.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Friedland]

You don't think the Chinese run us?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I. I do. I. On stage, I. I do a joke about if they. How they have to not take it from the Jews. Hollywood. And if they did, you know, Bobby, they would make like, what? Going to work one, going to work two and stuff. The Chinese. It would be terrible, these movies. I'm just saying, if they ran it instead of the Jews Packed to the.

[Bobby Lee]

Train is a good movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It would be called. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't know how to Wait in line.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you ever think about what it's like just there in China? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I haven't been. Have you been?

[Andrew Santino]

No, but it's just. What, for like 60 years, they're just going like.

[Adam Friedland]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that dynamite?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm just like, in a assembly line.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. He be the worst in assembly. That's how slow he goes.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd be terrible at being Chinese. I'd be one of the worst Chinese imaginable.

[Adam Friedland]

Little American kids get easy ovens.

[Andrew Santino]

Their whole life, they're just this.

[Adam Friedland]

That's what they get. That's what they get.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine.

[Andrew Santino]

And I have. I have a. I have my own YouTube Jewish style. A long form interview talk show. And I complain. Look at this. This is way. This is terrible.

[Adam Friedland]

She loves it.

[Andrew Santino]

She loves it also.

[Bobby Lee]

What are they dreaming? What are they thinking?

[Andrew Santino]

Are they.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, they're going to the club and really quickly. How do they get drunk at work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're not getting. No, they. They're not allowed to go to the bathroom. Network. They have to poop their pants. They have to. I just think. Yeah. What's. What do they do for fun over there? It just. It feels so full. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

We're working in a factory, Adam. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not gonna work in a factory.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do a scenario.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. That was a tough. Hey, Cha Chong.

[Adam Friedland]

Hey, what's up?

[Andrew Santino]

That's rich.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, holy. I like the way you talk.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah. I just. I spent time in America.

[Bobby Lee]

We have to be back here in two hours. What do we do? You don't get sleep, eat, sleep, eat or party.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't get two hours. There's a suicide net. If you want to jump off the roof, then you have to go back and make more iPhones.

[Adam Friedland]

Have you jumped into the net yet?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty fun, Tron.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Adam Friedland]

You got to jump. It's a little bouncy. There it is. I've been in that net.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that's so crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

What is. What do they do after work?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, what do they do after work?

[Adam Friedland]

They go home.

[Andrew Santino]

Are they watching Mandalorian? What do they do?

[Bobby Lee]

They eat.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, they eat and they go to bed immediately. They go to bed because they got to be up in three more hours.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no tv.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a tough life.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, I'm glad there's no tv, because the TV sucks. They're smart to not have tv.

[Andrew Santino]

TV is awesome. You get to. They have sports games.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, sports. TV is different. But tv TV shows, like. Name a TV show you like.

[Andrew Santino]

Sopranos.

[Adam Friedland]

That's on right now.

[Andrew Santino]

That is a current show inside the NBA.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, see? Non sports shows.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a good show right now?

[Adam Friedland]

See?

[Andrew Santino]

And just like that, you like it. I've seen every episode.

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen every episode.

[Andrew Santino]

I've seen every episode.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Because I'm not a good actor.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I thought you were great. You know, Sarah Jessica was on my show, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

I love her.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so nice and all.

[Andrew Santino]

She's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

She's awesome.

[Andrew Santino]

She's the president of girls.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Who's your. Who's your white whale for your show?

[Andrew Santino]

Amy Schumer, probably. Or my will for the show.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what she like Amy Schumer, but I've never met her.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, more Jabba Cuckoo. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Unsolo bad. Oh, come on. We love her. We just have it. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is she nice?

[Andrew Santino]

Is she nice?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, I see her at the meetings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I'm Chuck Schumer's niece. Yeah. She says that to me. I'm like, I'm supposed to be impressed by.

[Adam Friedland]

Whose niece are you?

[Andrew Santino]

Whose niece Am I?

[Bobby Lee]

B.B.

[Adam Friedland]

Hell, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You got to be somebody's. Somebody has a piece.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, I. I've gotten none of the advantages of.

[Adam Friedland]

You have no Nepo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.

[Adam Friedland]

Waste of time.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. It sucks.

[Adam Friedland]

Get out of this business.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what my parents told me the. The night before I moved to New York.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, don't listen to those Jews. I mean, but honestly.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, like, seriously, like, they were like, we don't know anyone in the. In the entertainment industry, but as good.

[Adam Friedland]

As you are, as funny as you are, as talented as you are to not have anything to help you out stinks.

[Andrew Santino]

Nick Mullen, pretty much. That's the other. And he's an anti Semite. I mean, it's ironic. Yeah. Like, it's pretty much the only person that's ever like, no. Yeah, I remember, like, I thought because I started in D.C. and I was like. I was like the glasses Jewish guy in, like, the local scene. And then I moved to New York. I told my parents. I was like, they're like, we don't have any connections. And show business, you're gonna fail you're an idiot. And then I moved to New York, and they were like. There were probably 2, 000 guys named Adam Freely. Literally Adam Free. Like, just me.

[Adam Friedland]

It's huge.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. There's nothing special about me whatsoever. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Yes, there is.

[Andrew Santino]

To do. Stand up, you know?

[Adam Friedland]

You know, there's something special.

[Bobby Lee]

Something very special about you.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I have a. I have a little secret, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll never tell.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Where were you born? In the city. Where were you born?

[Andrew Santino]

Santa Monica.

[Adam Friedland]

You were born.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on the Wikipedia.

[Adam Friedland]

The west side.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm on the Wikipedia. St. John's Hospital.

[Adam Friedland]

Are you really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

One of the most famous guys born there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Mariska. Mariska Hargitay.

[Adam Friedland]

Marishka Hargitay. Big fans of her at this show. She.

[Andrew Santino]

She was. She's on the list next to me. Notable patients.

[Adam Friedland]

It's not. Not cool when you guys make lists, but this one's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this Wikipedia Friedland is who writes it. Can you. You can check out, like, what?

[Adam Friedland]

He's the former. What? Fiance of podcaster Dasha. Oh, yeah. He's currently engaged to.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, no, come on. Don't.

[Adam Friedland]

How does this know this?

[Andrew Santino]

She gets mad that.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, did you put this out there?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Look at the editors. You can check. Oh, God. Guys, this is. This was terrible for me.

[Adam Friedland]

Hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Hot.

[Andrew Santino]

I was. When I did the photo shoot for.

[Adam Friedland]

That article, they did Comedy Central presents Taking It Easy.

[Andrew Santino]

Shane text me. He was like, it's actually making me so mad how gay this is.

[Adam Friedland]

That's a cool photo.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a cool photo.

[Adam Friedland]

And I love those chairs that you have on your show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, no, no, but I was on the chair they asked me to do, like, or on the floor, and I was like, can you not use these? I, like, stopped in the middle of it, and they use it as the main picture. And every comics group chat was like, fuck this guy. Yeah, that's cute. And also, like, look at my cheeks. They, like, airbrushed me. Disgusting.

[Adam Friedland]

What do you mean they airbrushed you?

[Andrew Santino]

Like, look at that. I mean, I have acne scarring they got rid of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, good, though.

[Adam Friedland]

They can never get rid of mine. I have this big chunk here. They can't even if they try, they're like, it gets.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Accutane, yo.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, me too. 100. Me too. Twice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. How much. How much Rage against the Machine do you listen to when you're on Accutane?

[Adam Friedland]

Literally, that's all I would listen to.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to watch it. You dad, it makes you aggressive.

[Andrew Santino]

It makes you crazy.

[Adam Friedland]

It makes you kind of crazy. It makes you a little manic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I took it my senior year and I was doing my college essays and.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you pick at your acne? Is that why they're scarring?

[Adam Friedland]

No, this was because a group would. It would group and then. And then we had cystic acne. Yeah, it would layer it.

[Bobby Lee]

But what's the cause of that kind of acne?

[Adam Friedland]

Asian people, probably in my proximity. The more of you that were around.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? You grew up around Asian people?

[Adam Friedland]

They were everywhere, these people. You can't get rid of them.

[Andrew Santino]

I grew up in Vegas, actually.

[Adam Friedland]

Actually, a lot of this is from.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of Filipinos.

[Bobby Lee]

You like them?

[Andrew Santino]

I love.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them too.

[Adam Friedland]

Those are good.

[Andrew Santino]

They're the best ones. They're the second best people.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the first?

[Andrew Santino]

Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love Mexican.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Third?

[Bobby Lee]

What, mine? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your power ranking races? We should do. We're like Bill Simmons.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I could do my Asian list.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. What's your list?

[Bobby Lee]

You have an Asian list?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, not. Not Asians. Just every kind of person.

[Bobby Lee]

Every kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

So I cut off Andrew. He was. Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

Okay, this is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Top three races.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say fat whites?

[Andrew Santino]

Fat whites is up there. Some of the worst people.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I love fight because they're nice to me.

[Andrew Santino]

No, good looking.

[Bobby Lee]

Whites are not as nice.

[Adam Friedland]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

The guys are good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's go Korean.

[Adam Friedland]

Korean's the best race for you.

[Andrew Santino]

One.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'm Korean. I have to say that. Okay. Yeah, Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I wouldn't put you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You're top 25.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Number two. Filipinos. Yeah, yeah. Three Mexicans. Yeah. For any kind of black.

[Andrew Santino]

Any kind.

[Adam Friedland]

Even like Minnesota.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like Minnesota.

[Adam Friedland]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

The Chappelle Lacey is a Blacks. I like that.

[Adam Friedland]

He's good.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean. Hey, guys, I'm gonna do an ollie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's that?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, some black. Black people.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's hear it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know, I like Gazi and I like Ali. No, you know how they.

[Adam Friedland]

He likes black guys that like metal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like all black guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, all black guys. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever met vampire Mexicans?

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah. I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

El Paso. You go El Paso, Texas, you know.

[Adam Friedland]

We got them here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they like Mars Volta Suertos. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I like those. Yeah, yeah. What's that?

[Andrew Santino]

Goth.

[Adam Friedland]

Black guys that. The goth music is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love. Got Black. Got.

[Adam Friedland]

Blacks are cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at. Oh, my God, they're my Favorite look. I know Trinity.

[Adam Friedland]

It's crazy because they always sound like they're from California.

[Andrew Santino]

Morpheus style. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Morpheus style.

[Andrew Santino]

Black guys. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are my favorite.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. As they try to go Super Saiyan, they think it's a real thing. Yeah. Those guys. Yeah. That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. At my shows, wearing sunglasses in the audience.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, like a. Like a snake. Dark purple jacket. Yeah, I like that. No shirt.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, no shirt. Yeah, yeah. Shirtless.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. A tattoo of some sort of number.

[Adam Friedland]

Punk. Punk. Is this punk? Mexican punk. Mexicans are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

Smith's Mexicans are the best.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, Smith's are.

[Bobby Lee]

That is Smith's Mexicans.

[Andrew Santino]

I grew up with a. With a lot of Mexicans, and I became like, I. I earned their respect because I smoked mota and I also smoked weed. And they're like, oh, they Jewish kids. They like. They like weed too. And I was like, yeah, yeah. And they were like, tell me, Adam. Like, you're like a emo. And I was like, no, I don't know. And I was like, I like the accent. I was like, I like, like Radiohead and like, I don't know. I guess I like music. And he's like, they're like, you like Los Meats? And I was like, yeah, I love the Smiths. And they're like, they're really into the Smiths, but specifically Morrissey.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was like. But I was like, it's weird that you guys are into Morrissey because, like, you're homophobes. You're homophobe. And they're like, that's a up thing to say about Morrissey, man. Like, if they didn't. They didn't get that he was gay.

[Bobby Lee]

They had no idea.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Who, all jokes aside, who is the one that you want to get on there so bad? There's got to be someone that you're like, you know who'd be perfect for this show. That won't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Sydney Sweeney. No cam.

[Adam Friedland]

Just.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Just no cameras. No. No condoms. No cameras, no card.

[Adam Friedland]

No condom.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't.

[Adam Friedland]

Be fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, have you chilled with him?

[Adam Friedland]

Bobby, He's. He's been here.

[Andrew Santino]

You just met him.

[Adam Friedland]

I did just meet him.

[Andrew Santino]

What was it like?

[Adam Friedland]

It's a little annoying. No, no, no. And he was wonderful. It was great. It was.

[Andrew Santino]

It was really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's like magic.

[Adam Friedland]

Such a sweet, like affable and also like disarming. Right. As you talk to him, you're like, oh, I feel good. This is fine.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to ask him if he's depressed.

[Adam Friedland]

I did.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You did already?

[Adam Friedland]

Yep. I said, how do you feel? You look like you're depressed.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

You know what it is? I bet you he's.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine what it's like to be Obama?

[Adam Friedland]

It's gotta suck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Adam Friedland]

Because all the time, everything is all the time. And you're the one. He's fucking Neo.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like, yeah, yeah, he is the one.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you're the one. You're the one. You're the one. For all the good and all for the bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no more. So it's just like everything, everything went crazy after he was the president.

[Adam Friedland]

But so, I mean, it's also got.

[Andrew Santino]

To be like, is it my fault?

[Adam Friedland]

Well, 100%.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, that's. That's what he looked like when I met him.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? Yeah, really. That looks a lot like Morpheus from the, from the movie.

[Adam Friedland]

Sure. The Matrix, sure, if you're small minded. But this is. If you really know what's going on in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

He probably always has to be nice too, when he's out in public. Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You Feel like you have to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I don't have the kind of image.

[Adam Friedland]

But.

[Andrew Santino]

But you have a bad boy image.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you do.

[Andrew Santino]

You do.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I have a bad boy image?

[Adam Friedland]

You do. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm nice to everybody.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I'm nice to everybody. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone says that. You're.

[Bobby Lee]

I dash.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're at the Viper Room, Sunset Strip.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I kissed the sidewalk where river died.

[Adam Friedland]

There's a lot of stories I hear about people.

[Bobby Lee]

I always do. I miss you.

[Adam Friedland]

When someone meets me and they'll go, you know, I met Bobby when he was in town or whatever. And I'll go, oh, yeah. And they'll go, yeah, he, like, threw a fork and, like, yelled at the server, and we loved it. Yeah, yeah, they love. They. They love when he's a fucking maniac.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that's not true. You know that I'm a nice guy guy.

[Adam Friedland]

No, but I'm saying you do.

[Bobby Lee]

You play. I don't do that.

[Adam Friedland]

You play bits with people. You guys. You guys gotta pipe up. You do bits. And we know you do like people.

[Andrew Santino]

With less money than you.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, he does like doing bits with strangers. And then it leaves. He likes. It's like his, what, Bill Murray? He, like. He wants to be Bill Murray. He wants to leave a nugget of, you know, what Bobby did here when he was here. Oh, yeah, he loves that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he, like, went to a wedding and.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you do love that. Don't lie.

[Bobby Lee]

I guess so.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, you do.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a rambling man.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

A rambling man.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a rambling man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mar. Like a marble man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, Dick Hammer, we learn you.

[Andrew Santino]

Do that kind of thing. You go to, like, a random bar mitzvah and you're like, bobby Lee just chilled with us all night.

[Bobby Lee]

I would do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sounds kind of sick, actually. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Not a bar mitzvah. You wouldn't do a party. He would do it. He would do it. If it's like a. If it was like a small click somewhere at a private little thing, he would bust in on that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, famous people.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, he loves that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Famous, Famous.

[Adam Friedland]

You want to be the most famous.

[Andrew Santino]

Person you have in your phone.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not like him. What, already? It's not like him. He has way more.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna ask him next, but, yeah. Who's yours.

[Bobby Lee]

Man?

[Adam Friedland]

It's not in my phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Yep. Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. I know, he goes, oh, no.

[Adam Friedland]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. Look at that. Look, look, look at it. What are you doing there, dude?

[Andrew Santino]

Like, can you.

[Adam Friedland]

It looks like I was going to point at something.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you text a pic of me just going like this? Who is that, your girlfriend or wife or.

[Adam Friedland]

That's my wife. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who do you have?

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know. I don't. I don't. There's no one. You know everyone that I know.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not even Travis Kelsey. Do you have his number?

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You lying? Do you have Travis Kelsey's number?

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You really got. So how do you go. How do you hang out with him?

[Adam Friedland]

Dm.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you DM him on his only dm.

[Adam Friedland]

I know. On. On Twitter. We don't use it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Adam Friedland]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's your most famous?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not knowing really. Stav?

[Adam Friedland]

Maybe Stavi. Our boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shane, maybe. Maybe. I don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

Non comics. You got some people in there. You know Ian Finance.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow, that's a good one.

[Adam Friedland]

Shots fired.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw you.

[Andrew Santino]

Too much. We do it too much.

[Bobby Lee]

Jamie Lee Curtis.

[Andrew Santino]

Should we text her this? Why? Because you were in one of those yogurt commercials with her.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I did a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

It's yogurt for your movie with her wife. You think she got that to believe? Be like the mean stuff people say about me. I'm gonna do the yogurt commercial.

[Adam Friedland]

Just go as far as you can. You're like, I'm gonna go all in then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Try to fight me on this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

No, he did a movie with it, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which Freakier Friday?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's called Borderlands.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody wants Borat. Borderlands. Oh, it's that director, Eli Roth. Oh, no, never mind. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, he's good friends with Michael.

[Andrew Santino]

Michael Bay.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Tell it. Can you say, my boy Adam says ambulance was fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, what would happen if Michael Bay had drones? Finally, he has drones. Thank God he has drones now. Oh, my God, I love Michael Bay.

[Adam Friedland]

Text Michael Bay that Adam's here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, just actually just say Adam's here at. Just Adam.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It says what up?

[Bobby Lee]

That's you. That's it. You have. No, no, no one.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't really have anybody on my phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me. Can I throw some names out?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Beyond Baitman.

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You know Batman's number?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Charlie Day?

[Adam Friedland]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't.

[Adam Friedland]

It's all dms.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Adam Friedland]

All dm.

[Andrew Santino]

So you send your out all to all these Guys, just the, Just to the dogs. Yeah, just the dogs.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

During co, me and my friends got addicted to that.

[Adam Friedland]

Send your dick to the dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

Just. Yeah. In the boys chat, like, my friend just, you know, middle of the lockdown, just said his penis. And I was. And he was like, yeah, it's. He said the rule was it's gay to send it to girls, but it's cool if you're sending it to your friends. And then I said, I. I eventually played the game.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then, and then he's like, you're puffed. And I'm like, dude, no, I'm not puffed. And then he sent it to my girlfriend to be like, is this puffed or is this really.

[Adam Friedland]

You were puffed though, weren't.

[Andrew Santino]

I was puffed.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, yeah, we know when someone's puffed, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I wasn't.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, you know what? Hey, you know what? Also could post stroke. Post stroke though, does that doesn't count as puff after you have a stroke. Post stroke.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I don't know why I thought it was like again, like, oh, because.

[Adam Friedland]

After you nut you're on the come down. So can you send a come down photo?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's, that's puffed.

[Adam Friedland]

No, because puff is on the way up. I think that is the deep deflation. The deep puff is. That's not on you.

[Bobby Lee]

How fast you deflate post. Yeah, how fast you deflate.

[Andrew Santino]

The point is I wanted it to look beautiful for my friend.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, we got it.

[Bobby Lee]

But I mean, how quickly, how quickly after you nut does it deflate?

[Adam Friedland]

It depends on how quick my wife is coming upstairs.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm barely hard at this point.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

The noodle.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

I don't know, it's pretty fast for me. I can get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Three minutes.

[Adam Friedland]

Full minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, three minutes for me.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Three minutes of deflation.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you, 13 years old?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you, the healthiest man in the world?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I use blue chill.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Shout out to. Oh, they don't do us anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they don't.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they did. They did come down for a very long time. Yeah, yeah, we used to do make irresponsible claims.

[Adam Friedland]

Are you doing shows in town or.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I was just in Seattle for the doing a weekend and now I'm meeting with some of the most powerful executives.

[Adam Friedland]

Wait, what club's up there?

[Andrew Santino]

There's a new one, Emerald City.

[Adam Friedland]

Have you done up there? No, Seattle. Last time I did it was a club that closed years ago live.

[Bobby Lee]

I used to play.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, Parlor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I played there every year, but that's closed forever. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This is new Emerald City.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was like. It was, like, nice. It was. Yeah. It was my first weekend after a year because I. I took the year off the road to get the talk show up and running and so. Yeah, so it was like my first weekend back out. It was so fun. It's. It's actually like. Yeah. You know when you're doing stand up all the time, you hate it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It. It really. I feel like a young kid again. I feel like a bright eyed kid again.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

Do you bring someone with you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I brought my boy Caleb out on the road and he has to do anything I say.

[Adam Friedland]

Hell yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Yeah, I brought my friend Caleb, who also works on the talk show with me. He's a writer on the talk show. And. Yeah, no, it was like. It was funny remembering how to do an hour. Yeah, yeah. And then like. Yeah, and then you get it back down. You're like, oh, actually this is a blast again.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then. Whatever. Cut all that. Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

Last night I was at the store. I was about to go up and I just left.

[Andrew Santino]

Where? Gelson's.

[Bobby Lee]

I just. I just looked on stage. I was like, I don't want to do it.

[Adam Friedland]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

It was the first time I was ever like that where I was like, I'm not gonna do it.

[Adam Friedland]

Are you over it? Because the hour's done.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I just looked at. Because Sebastian was up there killing, and I was just kind of like, like, I'm gonna go home.

[Adam Friedland]

You ever suck on a dick? Yeah, yeah, just for fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Who did? He killed a woman on stage. It would be funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say. You have anxiety. What's going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a fidgety guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You mentioned you take man of scal.

[Bobby Lee]

Adam, do you take anything?

[Andrew Santino]

Do I take anything?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. No, I don't take anything.

[Bobby Lee]

I just got on Lexapro.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not a wackadoo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever taken anything? Yeah, a lot of.

[Adam Friedland]

When I was in college, I tried to do. Oh, man. One of the antidepressants. I don't know which one. I did Zoloft. Yeah, one of those.

[Andrew Santino]

But your penis doesn't work, right?

[Adam Friedland]

No, mine still did.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, nice, brother.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, mine still did. It wasn't that I felt like a woman.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm depressed.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. I'm sad about the world.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you're supposed. Isn't everyone depressed?

[Adam Friedland]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's sad that you die, right? What? I mean, I feel like depressed is like everyone, you should. Everyone should be depressed. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Varying levels. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All the sad all the time though.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's. Yeah. If you're gonna die one day, so that's really sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You don't get to be alive after that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm on the fence about it. I just like, I am depressed, but it's like, I mean, don't you. That's. I think that's what drives. Yeah. This is about.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the thing about LA comedy. They talk like there's like women to each other. Not like in New York. Not like in New York.

[Adam Friedland]

You got all those kings of comedy out there busting down the walls of these sensitive guys.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I rewatched the King special in Seattle this weekend. It was my favorite comedy special as a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, King's a comedy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's so good. Yeah, it's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

The Titanic bit is. I think it's the funniest stand up bit of all time. That's whatever that one, the sieve. The Steve. Titanic bit. Oh my God, he's unbelievable. What a genius.

[Adam Friedland]

Give it.

[Andrew Santino]

He did it. Well, it's the same, that same joke about if black people, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But doing it in a tone.

[Andrew Santino]

He said, I hated that dry ass, long ass movie. He's like, something about the little boy that killed that kid. Drown these, yo. Yeah. So he establishes that he doesn't like the movie Titanic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then he says, you know what? You Never hear about 3, 000 black people dying at the same time. Which is like, you know, that's a joke. We've, you know, like it wouldn't have been like that it had it been black people. And he's like, you saw that movie. The band kept playing as the ship went down. And he's like, what kind of black band keeps playing Cooling the Gang?

[Adam Friedland]

Would have been.

[Andrew Santino]

That's funny. And then, and then, and then he talks about how he does this act out, which is this really takes it to the next stratosphere where he has this tiny little side table and he turns it over and he's like, I would have been turning over the damn table. And. And then there's a dinner napkin on top and he's like opening up a dinner napkin and then he does this thing where he's blowing on the dinner like, like a sail and he's kicking people. Thank you, Robert. Yeah. Yeah. Are you Robert?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Robert Lee?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Call me whatever you want.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I like Robert Lee. It's. It makes you instantly like a. Yeah, like a. Ooh, Maestro Robert Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

A general.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the same name as the General.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Wow. Your middle name is Young. Young Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, with an E. With Y.

[Andrew Santino]

Young Lean. You have the best name of all time.

[Adam Friedland]

Young Lean.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Adam Friedland]

That song was so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love. Yeah, I love music now.

[Adam Friedland]

You love Young. You love Young Lean.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he's. He's really cool. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

This kid. That's. This kid's great. Come and go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. This is. You know that Robert.

[Adam Friedland]

He doesn't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

That's a reference. That is not going to go near him.

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of music do you listen to? Karaoke. Oh, come on, dude, that's good. Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? What? I like it. I like it. I see someone pouring their heart out.

[Bobby Lee]

But no, I'm more like, you know, I've always been more into, like, you know, ultra Alti kind of stuff, you know?

[Adam Friedland]

That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Adam Friedland]

You like commercial?

[Bobby Lee]

Like Coldplay?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure, I love Coldplay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. First two albums, pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You like commercial, too? You like all of it?

[Bobby Lee]

I like all of it. Yeah, Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love. I love Coldplay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have his number?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I like bands like the Pixies and stuff like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ugazi.

[Andrew Santino]

I like cool Sonic Youth and. And what's. And what's Andrew more into?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, he's into everything. Like, he is a true.

[Andrew Santino]

He likes everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Hip hop historian.

[Adam Friedland]

I love hip hop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you are. Yeah. He knows a little bit of everything.

[Adam Friedland]

Big wigger as a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a jazz guy.

[Adam Friedland]

I like soul.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I told Jay to kiss when he came on the show.

[Adam Friedland]

Love Jay.

[Andrew Santino]

I came out of the closet. I was like, I feel bad, but I. We used to. Me and Jewish guys used to. We'll lock the door and put on Mitchell and Ness and just pretend to be like you. And he was like that. He. He thought it was cool. He didn't. He. I had to come clean.

[Adam Friedland]

Why. Why would you think he wouldn't like it, though?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's embarrassing.

[Adam Friedland]

So what?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. He'd be like, yeah, you're. I don't know. I have found out from the. From the talk show that rappers have gotten along with rappers, and it. It has made me feel.

[Adam Friedland]

I love comedy. A lot of them do.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a dream. I mean, it's. It's like a bar mitzvah or something. You find it the. The approval of a rapper.

[Adam Friedland]

It's huge.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I had G herbo on the show.

[Adam Friedland]

On your show?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And we got along famously. And it was like. I was like, it's incredible. It's incredible. I mean, he's probably killed like three maybe, but three is not that bad.

[Adam Friedland]

Three is not a lot. Five, Five and up.

[Andrew Santino]

He grew up in like, literally Blackhawk down. I mean, like chic south side. Chicago was like toughest part of the world. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it still tough?

[Adam Friedland]

I mean. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What happens? I mean, why is it so tough? What happens? What happened?

[Adam Friedland]

13 year olds have guns.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Kids have guns.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like legal. Correct me if I'm wrong, it's legal under a certain line of demarcation for like if you're. You're black, if you kill another black person, basically, but like north if you like.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, the cops aren't going to stop anything. No one, no one's gonna break anything up.

[Andrew Santino]

They. I mean, they should probably, right?

[Adam Friedland]

No, no, no. You gotta let it go.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have Lori Lightfoot's number?

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. You want to call her?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm trying to. You have her number?

[Bobby Lee]

Who's that?

[Adam Friedland]

No. Lori Lightfoot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she's the. They didn't Trump call her Mayor Crackhead.

[Adam Friedland]

Mayor Crackhead. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That wasn't very nice.

[Adam Friedland]

Chicago's homicide rate per capita significantly higher than New York City and Los Angeles, Philadelphia being the closest. Not still. He's still not us, Philly.

[Bobby Lee]

Because when I'm in Schomburg, I don't. I don't feel it.

[Adam Friedland]

That's not where we're. That's not. That's not it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's crazy there.

[Bobby Lee]

I just see many malls and.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah, that's all the malls.

[Andrew Santino]

Zany's, Rosemont.

[Adam Friedland]

No one's gonna get clipped out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. I play the improv. Yeah. Yeah. So if from the Schomburg improv, how far do I have to go?

[Adam Friedland]

It's north, south side, it's southeast from.

[Bobby Lee]

There and it's Schomburg north of Chicago.

[Adam Friedland]

Schomberg is northwest of Chicago.

[Bobby Lee]

Northwest. Right. So how far would I have to drive down to get this out?

[Adam Friedland]

Like an hour to get to where you want.

[Bobby Lee]

Where I want to go?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You know, you don't want to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But if I step out of the car, if I go, hello, what would happen?

[Adam Friedland]

They probably would.

[Andrew Santino]

That they go.

[Adam Friedland]

That's a Bob, not Mad tv.

[Andrew Santino]

Mad tv.

[Bobby Lee]

Mad tv.

[Adam Friedland]

You'd be good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be good.

[Adam Friedland]

You would?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. If I go, hello.

[Adam Friedland]

Then I'd step out and they go, that's that. That with that dude, I'm mad.

[Andrew Santino]

You'd be like, oh, it's Miss. Ms. Swan is here.

[Adam Friedland]

There go Ms. Swan.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's the Ms. Swan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're like, oh, he was on. And just like that, he did the podcast with Carrie. He was fabulous. Carrie and jdz.

[Bobby Lee]

I love.

[Andrew Santino]

I watched the whole thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I had no idea what was going on on that show.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, you.

[Bobby Lee]

I never read it. I just didn't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, you weren't a fan?

[Bobby Lee]

I had no idea about what it was.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Because I put in the work. I know all about it.

[Bobby Lee]

They called. I knew. I mean, I was.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you seen Sex in the City?

[Bobby Lee]

Culturally, I know what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Culturally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you look great.

[Adam Friedland]

That shirt's cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you bring your own war?

[Bobby Lee]

They maybe wear that.

[Adam Friedland]

And this is what people like you wear. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a paparazzi style.

[Adam Friedland]

It is.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks like you guys are just out in la. The stars are just like us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And just like that.

[Adam Friedland]

And just like that, the stars are like us.

[Andrew Santino]

She was very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, she's so kind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I had her on my show and, and a gay fella told me that I showed her in a light that no one has. And if.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

If a gay person says that, they know this.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They know this type of.

[Adam Friedland]

What kind of light did you show.

[Andrew Santino]

Her in as like a, her personality? Just. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

True way.

[Andrew Santino]

In a genuine way. I try to do that on the show. So it's like a kind of a sweet. It was a really nice. I mean, if a sodomite, a homosexual. If a butt pirate says that to you, what happened? A butt pirate. Butt pirate. That's an insane butt pirate.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, it was surprisingly, like, she was surprisingly kind of down to earth. And, yeah, the experience wasn't like. Because my fear is, was, oh, my God, you know, I mean, because if she was rude, then I'd be like, I don't want to do this.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, but it's just like she was pretty cool, you know, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. Did you rip ass on set? Did you ever rip ass around any. What I asked her? Yeah, we did a thing where we asked her. I did, like, fake questions from, like, friends, and I got Caleb to leave one of the Voicemails and he's like. Like, hey. Like, I just want to address the elephant in the room. Like, was there ever a time where, like, Charlotte or Miranda or. You just, like, farted, like, really disgustingly, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

While you're making the show and, like, who's your favorite carrot boyfriend? And she was like. She was like, I think that's the one that pushed a little too far. She's very proper.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's like a reader. Yeah. Did she ever tell you about that? No, no. Well, I.

[Bobby Lee]

He likes to read books.

[Adam Friedland]

You didn't chat with him? What, you never chat?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, this was. You were, like, sitting. She's, like, reading something, you know. I mean, I'm playing a Candy Crush.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? You didn't. You didn't vibe out?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we go, good morning.

[Andrew Santino]

Good morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that something? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? Yeah. Oh, you're not making her sound good, though. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I would say it.

[Adam Friedland]

No, she'd be reading.

[Bobby Lee]

He'd be reading. How was your. Do you sleep well? Good morning, you know, and that kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

Good morning.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's a nice thing.

[Bobby Lee]

She'll go, have you ever been up to Sedona or something?

[Andrew Santino]

She said that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really nice this time of year.

[Adam Friedland]

Did you get Jada on your show from a guy named Vinnie?

[Andrew Santino]

Vinnie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, he told me he knows you.

[Adam Friedland]

One of my good friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you seen his tattoo on his butt?

[Adam Friedland]

I've seen it all.

[Andrew Santino]

That tattoo is the. He's the one of one tattoo.

[Adam Friedland]

He's the man. We never met him. You met Van Arfuso.

[Andrew Santino]

You met him, you know, on his ass, he has the Dallas Cowboys star next to a Palestinian flag.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that? That is not the same tattoo. The combination of those two things is unbelievable.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, Jerry Jones is Palestinian. That's why he got.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was. Yeah. He was in the PFLP for a while.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet mine would look like a Dallas Cowboy star.

[Adam Friedland]

No, it's just a star, but it covered up a. What a name. What was it?

[Bobby Lee]

It was a butterfly.

[Adam Friedland]

Butterfly, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

What, so you were like, I'm embarrassed to have a butterfly, so I'm gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was. When I was drinking, I had a butterfly tattoo there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I was drunk, and then I was embarrassed. I put a star on top of that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good story.

[Bobby Lee]

You have tattoos or.

[Adam Friedland]

No?

[Andrew Santino]

No. I have no respect for any tattoo I've ever seen. Ever. It's like street art?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Am I gonna look at a graffiti and be like, wow? No. No.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you don't know.

[Adam Friedland]

No, I don't. That's. It's. Why would I do that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's ridiculous to get that.

[Adam Friedland]

Silly forever. Silly forever. He's got them all over.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Well, I like the Mad TV tattoo. Like, you've actually earned that one, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Comedy Store.

[Andrew Santino]

How many seasons were you Mad tv?

[Bobby Lee]

Eight years. Seven. Eight years.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. You're the cool. That. That is so cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was on it. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

It was so cool back then.

[Andrew Santino]

It was so funny. Yeah, it was. It was just. I. I used to watch it. Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Did you say something, though? I prefer this snl. No, this.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Hanging out with you, like this thing.

[Adam Friedland]

Thing.

[Andrew Santino]

This kind of thing. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no notes. There's no somebody saying. You know what I mean? You can't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, these are the conversations that comics.

[Bobby Lee]

Have when no one's watching. Yeah. There's no, like, oh, you're 20 minutes late. What the. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

They said that on Mad TV to you.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That you would get in trouble if you were, like, an hour late or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How did Artie survive?

[Bobby Lee]

I wasn't on with him, but, you know, I mean, he barely survived. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The story he tells about the pig thing is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The funniest crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

You never did anything with that. Them?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I never met him. I mean, I know him now, but.

[Adam Friedland]

Like, back then, you did no crossover.

[Bobby Lee]

No crossover. No, I crossovered with Alex borstein, who did Ms. Swan. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, I thought. Oh, never mind.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you like, hey, this is. What the hell is this? Oh, no, no. You came up with that?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't come up with it.

[Andrew Santino]

No. But if someone was doing a character on Mad TV with me, like Heshi Teshowitz, the pedophile, I would be like, a little bit like, you're a black guy. Why are you doing.

[Bobby Lee]

For me, it's comedy. There's no bounds.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no bounds.

[Adam Friedland]

She's so good at it.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so good at it.

[Andrew Santino]

She's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My friend, actually, his. His mom was a dentist. She did Alex Bornstein's teeth. Or. No, no, no. He. No, he wrote a letter to Matt TV. And. And he said he loved the Ms. Swan character. And she sent back a. What do you call it? Headshot. And it said, phil, you look like a man. And then she signed it. Yeah. And he had it next to thing because his mom did Stone Cold's teeth. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Look like. He look like a man, Phil.

[Andrew Santino]

You look like a man. That's so funny. Who wrote that?

[Bobby Lee]

She did.

[Adam Friedland]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

She came up with it with the character?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that she said to me when I got on the show, she pulled me aside, she goes, get off the show as quickly as you can.

[Andrew Santino]

She said that to you?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I hate it here. Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought she was like, I. I don't want to see your celestial ass around. Listen, you.

[Adam Friedland]

How long was she on?

[Bobby Lee]

On three or four years.

[Andrew Santino]

She's Lois. No.

[Adam Friedland]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

She's the. She's the best lady of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

The best.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. You have her number?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Why didn't you get her number?

[Bobby Lee]

There's some cast members who I just never clicked with.

[Adam Friedland]

She was one of them.

[Bobby Lee]

She was one of them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you play clubs here when you're in town or.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Friedland]

Come to the store. Why don't you come tonight? Are you there tonight?

[Bobby Lee]

Are you there tonight?

[Adam Friedland]

No, I'm out.

[Andrew Santino]

Valhalla.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean I'm here tonight. When are you there?

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Adam Friedland]

Next week? Monday.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you gonna do Monday?

[Adam Friedland]

Monday? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have Jay's number?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Adam Friedland]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have Jay's number.

[Adam Friedland]

He's upstairs. What? Jason.

[Andrew Santino]

I love him so much.

[Adam Friedland]

He comes to the store now more. I don't know why he's been coming a lot, but he has.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. He's amazing.

[Adam Friedland]

He's.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone says that thing about, I don't know him, but the late 70s, they say everyone's like, that was the best comic I've ever seen.

[Adam Friedland]

Well, you know, and then the store was the divide between him and Letterman. It was either you or his side or his side.

[Bobby Lee]

Side.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Yeah. And then the. He crossed the picket line during the strike. How pathetic. Is that striking?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

From what? From how pathetic. We're going to start a union. What is this, Lay M Rob?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But they never got paid anything.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Star was getting all the money. I mean. I mean, Jay, like.

[Andrew Santino]

Jay, like, crossed the picket line in a, like, clown car or something. And then Mitzy gave him a drink ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know so much about that, that.

[Andrew Santino]

Me? Yeah, I was there, dude. I was there, brother. Oh, my God. You should have seen it, man. You should have seen. That was the good.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you're like Andrew in that way that you guys know tidbits of something, like, a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's about comedy.

[Adam Friedland]

Dude, that specifically, everybody knows those stories. But that's. That's also why, like, young people divided on who they liked more was Letterman or Leno.

[Andrew Santino]

That. But I. I hated that. That. I hated that. I liked all of them.

[Adam Friedland]

Yeah. But it became. This kind of thing is like.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like that generals are Rolling Stones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. I mean, I like Conan as a kid because he was silly.

[Adam Friedland]

Love Conan.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It was like a sloppy, fun show. But I loved Jay. Just. Just finding. Doesn't make. They're. Come on. They're friends. I'm friends. They're a friend. Yeah. Just fighting dumb asses and asking them one plus one. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to plug anything?

[Andrew Santino]

The Adam Freeland show. Do girls come to your guys shows?

[Bobby Lee]

So all guys insurrection.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all guys.

[Adam Friedland]

We're doing it at the Capitol next.

[Andrew Santino]

Actually, because of the talk show. There's, like, more now. There's. There's like. Yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

Like parents, I would say. We get cup. A lot of couples.

[Bobby Lee]

We get couples.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of couples. Hostages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Friedland]

No, actually, girls like this show.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you guys are more sex symbol kind of style.

[Adam Friedland]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

For me, I. I command. Yeah, I just lose her. No, no. I love the boys. Shout out to the. You're the craziest. It's like they let out the insane asylum.

[Bobby Lee]

Or Adam look in the camera and go, what? Thank you for being a bad friend. I mean, that's how we close the show.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's good. That's.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you guys do that?

[Bobby Lee]

You make the guests do that.