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Here. Here we are once again together.
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You see my. You see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy.
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I'm a Hulu guy.
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Dude, look at this.
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Whoa. Dude, where. Where's that club at?
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Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival.
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Are you serious?
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And this hat.
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Yeah. Didn't send me nothing.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, I mean, I got nothing.
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I got an email. Interesting.
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Interesting.
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It said our. Interesting. Interesting. Please, no. You got a jacket. They sent you. They sent you.
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Is it a medium?
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Oh, yeah.
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Interesting.
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Interesting. The old dogs are the best dogs.
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No, no, no. That dude. That dude. And then Logan.
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I love Logan. I, I, I love you, Haley.
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That's so good.
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He's one of my favorite.
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He's my favorite, dude.
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You know, my favorite is Connor.
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Oh, he's legend.
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Because my impression of Connor is literally flawless.
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I. I know it is. And.
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He's the king.
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He's the king. Dude, you in?
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You don't have to say that.
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It's so good. It's so good, dude. Mom, it's so good.
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Would you perhaps be interested.
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Yeah. It's so.
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In taking a walk. He's the best.
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I was thinking about, like, they should love. Love on the Spectrum Jap.
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Interesting. Interesting.
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Yeah, yeah, bro.
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It's the best show.
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It's the best show. Bake, bake, bake. Show's good.
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It's up there too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, for the Netflix's joke fest.
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But thank you so much. The really good turnout. And we got invited to the. I think last year they had the Netflix brunch and we talked about it. Did we not?
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Isn't it every two years? It's every two years. It wasn't last year. It was two years ago.
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So two years ago there was a brunch.
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Ted Sarandos house at Tread.
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Tourette's. Yeah, Tourette's. Ted Sarande is his house.
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Yeah. Careful. Attaboy. Yeah. Poke him. Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod.
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Yeah, yeah, I know, but I heard you were very, very punctual.
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First guy there.
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I was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Donnell.
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You were?
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Yeah, me and. Well, you did it almost a trick to me.
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It was a good bit gay. The ladies are here. The.
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Phil, can we talk about the. The trick real quick?
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Yes. Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit.
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Yeah. So. So we did the Ted Santos Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo. Wow.
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Everybody got an invite.
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Everyone got.
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That's why we went.
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I know. That's what it felt like.
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Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what? Scraggle?
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I know. I go. I looked around and go, that's kind of open mic.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple bookers were there.
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Yeah, yeah. It was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians, plus one. So what happens is. This is what happens, right? A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian, and there's a smaller comedian will sneak into the photo, and I get. I could name a couple. I don't want to put them out, you know, I mean. But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly, if I may. If I may.
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You may.
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Okay. So I think Tom Segura, if you watch the big shot, right, they had us throw us a ball toward the camera.
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They all made us take a playpen ball, like McDonald's play place. They made us grab a ball, and they said, we're gonna throw it at the camera at the exact same time.
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Yes. So what I did was not throw.
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Right.
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I know the trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just did. When they said at three, right? They said, we're going to count to three. At three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best. Smile, all right.
Episode Title: New Episode on Patreon Today
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: May 22, 2026
This episode of Bad Friends features hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino gathering for their signature comedic banter. The pair mostly riff on recent experiences at a Netflix festival, their take on swag and gifts (or lack thereof), beloved reality TV, and the exclusive comedy brunch at Ted Sarandos's house. The tone is playful and irreverent, full of inside jokes and the kind of friendly roasting regular listeners expect.
[00:02–00:20] Exchange on Attire
“Didn’t send me nothing.” – Andrew [00:16]
The friendly rivalry between streaming services is an early throughline, with the two poking fun at each other's affiliations.
“He’s the king.” – Bobby [00:57]
“Would you perhaps be interested... in taking a walk.” – Bobby [01:11] (Imitating Connor)
“Bake, bake, bake. Show’s good.” – Andrew [01:34]
“We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, for the Netflix's joke fest.” – Bobby [01:37]
“I was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Donnell.” – Andrew [02:14]
“Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what? Scraggle?” – Bobby [02:46]
“A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian…sabotage on the photo, which I’d like to talk about openly, if I may.” – Andrew [02:57] “They made us grab a ball, and they said, we're gonna throw it at the camera... At three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best. Smile, all right.” – Andrew [03:37–03:42]
On Netflix Swag:
"Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival." – Bobby [00:12]
"Didn't send me nothing." – Andrew [00:16]
On Reality TV Characters:
"He's my favorite, dude." – Andrew [00:45]
“My impression of Connor is literally flawless.” – Bobby [00:49]
On Event Inclusivity:
"Double the amount of people than the last photo. Wow." – Andrew [02:32]
Photo Trickery:
"I know the trick. ... When they said at three... at three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best. Smile, all right." – Andrew [03:37–03:42]
The episode is a fast, loose mix of inside jokes, affectionate ribbing, and light gossip—classic Bad Friends fare. Bobby and Andrew’s chemistry is as sharp as ever, with impressions, quick asides, and the kind of self-deprecating humor their audience expects.
Summary:
This episode captures Bobby and Andrew at their best: sharing hilarious war stories from exclusive industry events, obsessing over reality TV, and showcasing their playful competitive friendship. Whether you’re a comedy insider or just a fan, their blend of humor and behind-the-scenes candor makes for an entertaining listen.