Bobby Can See!

Summary

Bad Friends – "Bobby Can See!" (June 15, 2026)

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Main Theme: Sight, stand-up industry shenanigans, and embracing chaos with interns and special guests.

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Bobby Lee celebrates a major milestone—he finally got glasses and can see the world with fresh clarity! This leads to a whirlwind of observational humor about sight, driving while half-blind, and seeing "new" things for the first time. Meanwhile, Andrew is recovering from a hangover and the duo riff on topics ranging from Japanese baseball influence in LA, navigating Hollywood, outlandish TV pitches, OC(D) confessions, low-budget movie success, and a host of wild, offbeat pitches from visiting Quinnipiac University interns.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Bobby Gets Glasses: Seeing the World Anew

• Bobby receives his first pair of glasses ever, marveling at previously unseen details—including Universal Studios rides and “trees in my backyard” ([03:16–04:32]).
• He jokes about his girlfriend’s race and pokes fun at how little he’s truly observed about the world and his own home.
• "I was driving today...oh, they have rides – you can see the roller coasters and stuff. I could never see them." – Bobby ([03:19])
• Andrew asks how Bobby managed to drive all these years:
  "How did you drive for all these years?"
  "Instinct." – Bobby ([04:36])

Comics Unleashed – A Subversive Scheme

• Obsession with the show "Comics Unleashed": Bobby and Andrew plot a plan to upend the formula—by swapping or not answering setup questions, feigning narcoleptic fits, and introducing nonsensical characters ([06:23–11:29]).
• “I want him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or…politics, and then what happens? I wake up, right? And I go, do you want to see my dog?...No one can see, right? He’s rabid.” – Bobby ([09:22])
• Andrew doubts the segment would ever air:
  "Doesn't fit the brand. Okay. I'm just saying I want it to happen." ([10:26])
• Discussion of other standup shows, appearances, and which late-night experiences the hosts have had (or been rejected from).

Low-budget Movie Success: "Obsession"

• Bobby raves about discovering the indie horror hit "Obsession," made for less than $1 million and poised to gross over $75 million ([24:30–27:31]).
  "It's the Cinderella story. Yes." – Bobby ([25:02])
• Andrew pessimistically jokes about this giving struggling filmmakers 'false hope.'

Super El Niño & Weather Control

• The duo riff on the coming "Super El Niño," dramatizing LA’s impending doom and imagining themselves as weather event superheroes ([16:01–16:53]).
• Conversation drifts to cloud seeding, how humans “control the weather,” and the ethics of cloud dispersal ([17:16–18:09]).
• "If they can make it rain, make it not rain." – Andrew ([17:16])
• "It's called a house." – Bobby ([17:35])

OCD and Mental Health Confessions

• Both hosts candidly discuss their lifelong intrusive thoughts and struggles with OCD ([21:11–22:13]).
• Bobby shares: “I have OCD. Intrusive thoughts. You think something bad's gonna happen.” ([21:11])
• Andrew: “It’s constant. It’s all the time. It’s thoughts. It’s swirling. It’s a brain tornado.” ([21:16])
• They highlight NOCD, a service specializing in ERP therapy.

Intern Comedy Pitch Mayhem

The room fills with Quinnipiac University interns, who participate in rapid-fire horror and comedy film pitch sessions, sparring and riffing with the hosts:

Best pitches & bits include:

• Riley's horror western about a meth lab in an airplane hangar being terrorized by “Lithuanians” (formerly werewolves).
  “[What's the horror element?] Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to Lithuania.” – Riley ([46:40])
• Jack’s college student stalked by a test—and his own extraordinarily long penis:
  "And he gets tired throughout the day...he just feels like he's getting followed every day...he sees that in class, there's this test he forgot to study for. That's what was following him." ([55:57–57:32])
  The hosts escalate: “So, you see…his penis writing like an octopus.” – Bobby ([58:04])
• Jacob’s pitch: A meth-addicted grocery delivery driver, Simon Rex–type, caught in a tense encounter with an elderly woman ([58:52–60:10]).

Riffing on Outsider Art:

• Marco Rubio statue coming to life (and falling in love with itself).
• Interns roast each other’s social skills, hint at crushes, and embrace chaos.

Intern Life & Coming Out

• Riley, one of the interns, basically comes out as a lesbian during the recording:
  “Did your father not know you were a lesbian?” – Andrew
  “No. Oh, he knows now. Oh, wow.” – Bobby ([51:54–52:03])
• Amicable sparring among interns with playful jabs about who’ll “make it” in the business.

Hands-On Journalism Improv

• Katie, an intern journalist, is tasked with delivering a live breaking news report on a catastrophic pileup scene, maintaining composure as Bobby throws in absurd curveballs:
  "And when I do this, the eyeball hits your face." – Bobby ([67:05]) Impressive stoicism: "She brushed it off. It actually was perfect." – Andrew ([67:37])

Hair Transplants with Dr. Deutsch

• Dr. David Deutsch visits to explain Carlos’s hair transplant (the show's producer), covering everything from hair loss numbers, beard transplants (“Can I use my pubic hair?”), to the ethics of transplantation and bodily hair engineering ([70:00–74:59]).
• "You could probably transplant anywhere... it'd grow." – Dr. Deutsch ([76:46])
• Bobby’s dream: "When I turn 60, I'm gonna get a beard transplant... I want to look like a mystic kind of creature." ([77:08])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Bobby on his new eyes:
  “I realized that my girlfriend’s white. I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah, yeah. No, I’m kidding.” ([03:36])
• Andrew on late-night TV:
  “After Letterman left, I said after Conan left. Really? I was like, goodbye, I don't want to do late night anymore.” ([15:22])
• On horror pitching:
  “Lithuanian werewolves.” – Andrew ([46:53])
• Intern roasting:
  “Are you two friends?” – Bobby
  “No.” – Riley
  “Why?” – Bobby ([49:39–49:48])
• Gallows humor in live TV:
  “When I do this, the eyeball hits your face.” – Bobby ([67:05])
• On hair transplants:
  “Could I use my pubic hair?” – Bobby ([73:12])
  “I would do it.” – Dr. Deutsch ([73:19])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Bobby discovers the world with glasses: [03:16–04:32]
• Comics Unleashed subversion pitch: [06:23–11:29]
• Bobby discusses “Obsession” (indie film success): [24:30–27:31]
• Super El Niño & weather control riff: [16:01–18:09]
• OCD confessions and mental health chat: [21:11–22:13]
• Intern film pitch gauntlet: [43:15–60:45]
• Riley’s coming out discussion: [51:54–52:12]
• Breaking news journalism improv: [66:04–67:37]
• Hair transplant Q&A with Dr. Deutsch: [70:00–75:00]

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Tone & Style

The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and peppered with Bobby and Andrew’s signature off-color jokes, self-mocking industry stories, and supportive yet chaotic mentorship of their intern guests.

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In Summary

“Bobby Can See!” is classic Bad Friends energy: wild observational humor, self-deprecation, playful antagonism, and a true embracing of chaos. From newfound vision to subversive comedy industry dreams, gen Z intern madness, and existential riffs on weather, TV, and bodily hair, it’s an episode bursting with heart and unpredictability.

Essential listen if you enjoy:

• Comedians riffing on the absurdity of Hollywood
• Meta-commentary on the entertainment industry
• Generational divides (elders/savvy interns)
• Fast-talking, joke-dense banter
• “So bad it’s good” pitch sessions

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, everybody. My best friend in the whole world, the funniest comic in the world, is playing San Diego in Del Mar.

[Andrew Santino]

Del Mar, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

And go see his show, man. It's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

June 20th, I'm doing two shows at the Sound in Del Mar. It's new. It's a newer venue. It looks amazing. Doing two shows. Early show and a late show.

[Bobby Lee]

Come down to the sound.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on to the Sound. Go to andrew santino.com for the tickets. Andrew santino.com hey. Oh. Oh, we have.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, we're so excited.

[Andrew Santino]

We are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because we created our own game show. It's called the Bad Game Show.

[Andrew Santino]

Bad Game Show. It airs every single Wednesday, Wednesday right here on our channel, the Bad Friends podcast channel. Starting this Wednesday.

[Bobby Lee]

Starting this Wednesday.

[Andrew Santino]

For 10 weeks.

[Bobby Lee]

For 10 week. We did 10 episodes, and they're all strong, phenomenal guests.

[Andrew Santino]

Watch it every Wednesday.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch it every Wednesday, please.

[Riley]

You two are bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are these two idiots?

[Riley]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you two are something.

[Andrew Santino]

We're bad Friends. Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Hi, friends.

[Andrew Santino]

I am Andres.

[Bobby Lee]

I am Andres.

[Andrew Santino]

This is. My students are here.

[Bobby Lee]

Today I teach film.

[Andrew Santino]

Film. That's Filipino film. We will do movie films.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I gotta tell you, fancy. I feel good in your. In your. In your style.

[Bobby Lee]

Your style. You feel. Yeah. Handsomer.

[Andrew Santino]

Handsomer. You feel handsomer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Welcome back to Bad Friends. Today we've got a. A ton of interns. A ton of interns.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so itchy. I like how do you do this all day long with the itchy hair?

[Andrew Santino]

We've got Quinnipiac interns are here once again making their return to the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they're here to watch magic. Magic. Pure magic. Yeah. It's good to see you, Andres. Thank you. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm very hungover right now.

[Bobby Lee]

You drank last night.

[Andrew Santino]

Got the case of the Irish flu, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Where'd you go last night?

[Andrew Santino]

To the Doyers. I want to go see the Doyers play.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

The amount of Japanese people because of sh. It's crazy. The half of the words at the stadium now are in Japanese. What's next? What are they going to do to my America next? You were serving kimchi with the hot dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

You think sh could have played during the 40s?

[Andrew Santino]

Prohibition.

[Bobby Lee]

The 1940s. Like, two days. Would they sign him two days after Pearl harbor, you think? I mean, he's good, right? But they're angry.

[Andrew Santino]

We're hitting bombs all over the world. The guy is amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

He's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's so good to Watch.

[Bobby Lee]

He's also tall, handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's so handsome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's a cutie ball.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. And this guy's slotted to make.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he's cute.

[Andrew Santino]

He's very cute.

[Bobby Lee]

He's Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy. He's Astro Boy, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's me. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at how, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

He's Astro Boy, dude. Yeah. Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got all of his vision now,

[Bobby Lee]

so I can see everything, dude. You know, I was driving, so I. I just got glasses for the first time in my life. Yeah. And I was driving through Lancashire by Universal. Right. And you know, you. When you're driving down that to go to Lankersham, you see the Universal City Park. Yeah, but I never saw the rides.

[Andrew Santino]

You just saw a bunch of blobs.

[Bobby Lee]

I just saw a blur.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was driving today. I was going. Oh, they have rides. Like. You could see the roller coasters and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I could. I could never see them.

[Andrew Santino]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Seen any of that? Yeah, they have a new roller coaster. It's the Fast and Furious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Vin Diesel is going to bless it. Yeah, they are.

[Bobby Lee]

And I wore glasses. I realized that my girlfriend's white. I thought she was black the whole time. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm kidding. There it is. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're festive with the family.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever been there? I've never been there all day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I have once.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jacob]

Yeah. You.

[Bobby Lee]

You did? Ch.

[Andrew Santino]

You bailed? Yeah. We went to Halloween Horror Nights and you bailed.

[Bobby Lee]

I only went when in the front when Adam Murray used to play Wolverine. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

He went when he was working there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So. So he had the claws. He was walking around. Yeah. I had to throw pennies at him. That's. No, I did. To see if he can fling him with his plastic.

[Andrew Santino]

See if he could hit him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he picked him up because he's a Jew. But anyway, guys, I think you.

[Andrew Santino]

You're. You look vibrant.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Because your glasses, I think, are empowering you. I can now you can see, Feel more. You feel more up.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, there's trees in my backyard. I didn't realize. I mean, beyond the fence, it was just a blur. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, the way you see the world. And how do you do? How did you drive for all these years?

[Bobby Lee]

Instinct.

[Andrew Santino]

Just feel.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you. You can see lights, so it's instinct. You can't see the lines on the ground.

[Jacob]

That's why his car has all these.

[Andrew Santino]

I was going to Say he's never going to have a ding on his car ever again.

[Bobby Lee]

Ever again. So it's instinct. It's like, I assume it's a vibe. I'm on Ventura. It's a lot of assumptions and. Yeah. And stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, I kind of know how to get to my house and how to get to the Comedy Store. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like three roads. Literally, like, from here to your house is like three main roads.

[Bobby Lee]

It's three main roads. So it's. I memorize that.

[Andrew Santino]

So easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But Mulholland is a windy, treacherous road.

[Andrew Santino]

It can be, but there's two ways to get to your house. Three ways to get to your.

[Bobby Lee]

There is three ways to get to my house. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And to the store.

[Bobby Lee]

And then all three ways and the

[Andrew Santino]

store is two roads.

[Bobby Lee]

It really is. Literally, it's two rows to get to my house. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, it's so easy. But they're both. I mean, one of them is long, which is over a hill.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a hit.

[Bobby Lee]

Long. Yeah. Yeah. It's a long hill. Long. Yeah. But I can see things that I've never been able to see.

[Andrew Santino]

I can see things I could not see before. Was that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm so in tune with you sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

You were really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I went right into it.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew because when you did the Jew joke, I knew that was.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

When you do the Wolverine Jew joke, I was like, he's gonna say, I'm

[Bobby Lee]

gonna start singing a song.

[Andrew Santino]

Go.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to be a kung fu fighter.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, do it again.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Do it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Believe in me. I just picked that up.

[Andrew Santino]

Me, too. By the way, we even sung the song wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I still got it. Well, it's not. I want to be a kung fu. Everybody was Kung fu fighting.

[Bobby Lee]

I wanna be.

[Andrew Santino]

Actually, I was there.

[Bobby Lee]

You were still.

[Andrew Santino]

We're humming.

[Bobby Lee]

We're humming. Because we're humming.

[Andrew Santino]

We're humming.

[Bobby Lee]

I can connect to you. I've been obsessed with Comics Unleashed.

[Andrew Santino]

He sent me five clips.

[Bobby Lee]

Same. Yeah. And. And I. I've come to a conclusion.

[Andrew Santino]

We're living in a dystopian. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't say. Don't say that. We're not. We're not. We're not.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy. And I. Can I just throw my.

[Andrew Santino]

Why can't we do it? Can you. And I do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I pitch. So here's the deal. This is the truth. This is the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

There's There's Freddie Lockhart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So here's the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

My manager manages the executive producer of comics on Leaf. Okay. That's not the joke. That's a joke. This makes.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not even so much sense.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not even a joke. I literally pitch.

[Andrew Santino]

That makes so much sense.

[Bobby Lee]

I literally pitch this.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I go, okay, so can you book.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course she does. Yeah, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember when she lost a lighter at dinner?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you remember this? She got a lighter from the fucking waiter. And the server was nice enough to be like, yeah, I can get a lighter from my car or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He gave it to her. She smokes and he comes back, he's like, can I get that lighter? She's like, I don't know where. He just gave you his lighter? All right, what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

So I pitched to the next day. So one night I couldn't sleep because I just kept watching, you know, clips

[Andrew Santino]

of comics on comics on lid.

[Bobby Lee]

I was obsessed with it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so weird.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so weird. So the next day I called my manager and I go, you know, you. I know the executive producer you rep, Right. Because she's this person used to open for me. Yeah. So I pitched her this. Andrew, me, Tim Dillon, and Bert Kreischer. That's a pretty good pitch on a Comics unleashed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so I know that before you go, Byron wants to know what your question is. Right. So that he wants to know your

[Andrew Santino]

joke so he can.

[Bobby Lee]

So, so he can lay you up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Give you, like, you know, I mean, I heard you got a new washing machine or what.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell you something about the way these be shaking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My watch. I sit on that thing if I haven't gone to the bathroom in a few days to shake you right up. That's basically what it is.

[Bobby Lee]

So this is what. So this is. I literally pitched this to Abby. I want this to happen. All right?

[Andrew Santino]

Me, you, Tim Dylan and who?

[Bobby Lee]

And Per Kreischer. Kreischer or somebody. You know, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

I think Donnell Rawlings would be Donnell. He would get so pissed at us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So this is what we would do. Okay, so this is my pitch. All right. Before the show, you know, you. You have to tell them what the setups are.

[Andrew Santino]

I already know what you're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to swap jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we're not even do the jokes at all.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So he's going to go, oh, talk about your dad. You know, I mean, I'm going to go, there's a genocide in Kaza. All right? We don't answer any of the questions, they'll never air. And at one point, I do a narcolyptic fit and I pass out. Right, right. And the YouTube, Byron Allen, right? He just let him be. Yeah, he just does this. I lay on the ground for the whole show.

[Andrew Santino]

The rest of the show.

[Bobby Lee]

The rest of the show.

[Andrew Santino]

We have to do the show.

[Bobby Lee]

But. But I come back alive.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the key word that brings you?

[Bobby Lee]

And I want him to go off on some sort of Israel rant or he has a rant on politics.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, yeah. Like, I heard you from the east coast and him going on some rant,

[Andrew Santino]

he's like, well, the way that we're desecrating the world. Yeah, he's the best.

[Bobby Lee]

So then what happens? I wake up, right? And I go, do you want to see my dog? Yeah. Yeah. So I have a dog named Julio who no one can see, Right? He's a rabid.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a rabid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So we have Hulu in his mask. You bring out Honey Jules's mom in a dominatrix outfit with.

[Andrew Santino]

Was this a fever dream?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

It's what I pitched, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's what I. Fudgeing pitch, right? And hula go. And she's coming out with it, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, Byron has no idea what' go. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So pissed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You think he'd be pissed?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude, the guy who owns the weather Channel.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll be mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But it be must. It would be the greatest rated show that they'd ever have.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't think he though. They won't air it unaired. They won't air it.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Doesn't fit the brand. It doesn't fit the brand. Okay. I'm just saying I want it to happen.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If. He said if. Byron, if you're listening, you. I know you. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not listening.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. It'll get there, okay? It'll. I could call and get it to him.

[Andrew Santino]

Call him right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I don't have his number, but I know the executive producer's number.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So I. I have like one.

[Andrew Santino]

What did the EP say when you pitch this?

[Bobby Lee]

She. My manager stopped it right there. And she goes, that's never going to happen.

[Andrew Santino]

She's wrong. We'll make it happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so how about this?

[Andrew Santino]

If we can make this, we make

[Bobby Lee]

it a fever dream.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, where it's like what is the. Is going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

If we make this happen. You okay? If I can make this happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Get us on there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Then you have to fire your manager.

[Bobby Lee]

She's one that got us on.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you just said she cut you off. She said it's not going to happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm going to. How are you going to make it happen?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't worry about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Really.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to make it happen.

[Bobby Lee]

So we can make it a fever dream where we don't answer any of the questions. Right, Right. We make it as chaotic as possible. Right. We're wearing funny outfits.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

How many times have you done Comics Unleashed?

[Bobby Lee]

None.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe you. And I never did that. Our whole.

[Bobby Lee]

I did. Okay here. I did one Byron Allen thing. Funny that you.

[Andrew Santino]

Funny you should ask.

[Bobby Lee]

You should ask.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a popular game show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I did that. I did two episodes and they never asked me back too good. Yeah, they never asked me back.

[Andrew Santino]

Funny you should ask. Featuring Louis Anderson.

[Bobby Lee]

Good lineup, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Sherry Shepherd, Tim Meadows, Caroline Ray, John Lovitz and Bobby Lee Louie Anderson. Yeah. I said Louis Louie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So if you see the lineup on that, you're like, okay, I'll do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I think you told me you were gonna do this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I told you not to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Ye.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So I did two episodes. They never asked me back. Yeah. And they said I. I think I even asked, like, can I come back? And they're like, oh, it's scheduling.

[Andrew Santino]

Scheduling.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I was just off putting or something. Yeah, yeah. Like, I just didn't fit the.

[Andrew Santino]

You should get back on pudding.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Great.

[Andrew Santino]

When you're on pudding.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, have you done any Byron Elves, bro?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I've only done. I've only done Conan. That's. Oh, I did. I'm sorry. I did. The only other thing I did was dude, what's his name? No, I never did stand up on Kimmel. I just did Conan and then I did Not Craig Kilborn. What was the other one I did? No, I did Ferguson. I think I did Ferguson. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I only did. You don't go to Nitro.

[Andrew Santino]

But Ferguson taped at the Ice House. So you don't go to the studio.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Filmed at the Ice House. And they cut to a clip.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which is crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is still cooler.

[Andrew Santino]

It's cool. But you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't have to do it live.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a pre tape. No, I never did anything And I never got offers to do those other things, I guess. Or I just never. It never.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm. I'm 100 guaranteed. Because there's a guy at the Comedy Store, his name is Eric. Do you know him?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, that's a lot of guys named Eric.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he's an older guy and he's Byron Allen's right hand man. So he hangs at the store. We're doing it again, dude. We're in sync, dude. We're in sync today. Okay, so they do hoocha. Yeah, yeah. At the end. Yeah, they do something and they're dancing.

[Andrew Santino]

Fancy's loving it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When they're dancing, it's a beautiful sequence.

[Andrew Santino]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And the chair. You're on a chair.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. Yeah, sometimes you're on a chair lift.

[Andrew Santino]

You on a chair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let me ask you this, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you care that Colbert's gone and here. And the reason I ask is because you never watched. This is my problem. When people go, this is my same theory about like the Brooklyn Dodgers come to Los Angeles. Brooklyn's mad, right? Brooklyn's angry about that. And their response was, you didn't fucking come to the games. You like, you were barely a fan. And there was a better business opportunity out. Out west. So you can't. When something's gone, you can't then go, well, I'm mad. It's gone. I never supported it. I'm not saying him, I like him, he's funny. But I'm also like, yeah, but I don't like late 90s.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but, but who's watching? I think your point is, is that I don't watch late night. But you know, I am on TikTok and I watch his monologues.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

And I think they're great.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your age, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think young people.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And then that guys, that's. And I accept that mid.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys in their mid-50s and up, they still watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll just watch a clip.

[Andrew Santino]

But most of those guys are dead.

[Bobby Lee]

You watch Bill Moore. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But would you watch Bill's show or the podcast?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I watch it on Friday night.

[Andrew Santino]

You really do?

[Bobby Lee]

He does.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't watch any.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't wait to. After Letterman, Bill Mars on I gotta go watch it. Oh, I tell everyone. He tells.

[Andrew Santino]

After Letterman left, I. I said after Conan left. Really? I was like, goodbye, I don't want to do late night anymore. I just didn't care anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they.

[Andrew Santino]

Conan and Letterman were the.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's just focus on getting on comics unleashed here.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think we're gonna have a problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let's get our ball. Let's watch the ball.

[Andrew Santino]

We have our ball.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so here's the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gonna get on if you want to get on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Make it. Make it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll make you a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I would rather be on the Weather Channel.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? Yeah. You'd rather be the Weather Channel?

[Andrew Santino]

I would love to do a second.

[Bobby Lee]

You won't have us on that.

[Andrew Santino]

Let us do a segment on the Weather Channel by.

[Bobby Lee]

I can do super El Nino. I'm gonna Super El Nino. You could do that.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm Hurricane Maria.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hurricane Maria.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come over here. I'm going to get you it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Cuz Super. Super El Nino is coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

Super El Nino.

[Bobby Lee]

54 now. What?

[Andrew Santino]

He's 54 years old. Super El Nino.

[Bobby Lee]

You called meo.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, is it really coming?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, and it doesn't happen often. I think this is going to be the biggest super alunion we've ever seen. I think 200 years. Years.

[Andrew Santino]

When is it coming?

[Bobby Lee]

This summer.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's releasing this? Marvel.

[Bobby Lee]

Marvel. Oh God. You beat me to the joke. I like it. Damn it. That was fat.

[Andrew Santino]

Super El Nino this summer. A rare super El Nino is expected to develop by fall, peaking in strength during the winter of 2026 into 2027. Forecasters at NOAA's Climate Prediction center estimate 2 in 3 chance that this event will become historically intense.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Get fucked. What's it gonna be? A lot a rain.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna be rain every day for like two months.

[Andrew Santino]

So what?

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I have, I have

[Andrew Santino]

a. I have a patio open. Open the floodgate.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm. I'm. I'm spending money on unclogging.

[Andrew Santino]

I got you clogging.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I'm getting prepared for super.

[Andrew Santino]

For la.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And LA is going to be super hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Super El Nino defined by shifts the jetstream to funnel active moisture laden storms directly into Southern California. Why can't they. You know how they do cloud seeding where they make rain? Why don't we do the opposite? What's, what's cloud stopping? How do they do that to make it not rain? If they can make it rain, make it not rain.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called a house. What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they cloud seed. They literally put seeds in the cloud.

[Bobby Lee]

Stay inside.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Well, it's gonna, it's gonna up everything though. That because we don't handle rain, our infrastructure is not good for rain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There are opposing techniques.

[Bobby Lee]

It says.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, thank you very much.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not a idiot. Overseeding involves intentionally injecting excess amount of. Of of ice nucleating particles, silver iodine into a cloud. Because there's too many particles competing for a limited on moisture creates millions of microscopic water droplets too small and too tight to fall as rain, effectively depressing the. Dispersing the cloud. That's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that do though? Makes the cloud just kind of. I understand that, but are there consequences of doing that?

[Andrew Santino]

Of course there are, but we don't have to deal with that. The next generation does.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

And by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I know we joked for years and said they could control the weather, but I guess they can.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think they can. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Oh my God. Can you help me finish a joke?

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

I was at the airport and there are these two like very funny, well dressed, flamboyant gay guys, like, and they're running around like, I mean, like just making a scene like in their sprinting around like, hey, no, get over here. And they have obviously they have a

[Bobby Lee]

son that is biologically their.

[Andrew Santino]

Their son.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And. And it's like, obviously it's like they turn around and then he's running away again, full speed.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, he's running away from them?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's a kid running through the airport and, and they're trying to stop him. But it's like my generation, you know, my dad was. Would grab you by your neck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're like, get, like, stop it. Get over here. Yeah, whatever his name was.

[Bobby Lee]

And the kid and the little kids wearing a MAGA hat.

[Andrew Santino]

He was, he had his Trump shoes on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But I looked at him and running from everybody when I saw him. Red hair. He was a redhead.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I just, I just, I thought what's the opposite of a head start in life, Right? Two gay dads, redhead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a tough.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a tough.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes to elementary school.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Which one of your dads is picking you up today, Fire crotch? I mean, that kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Lit up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But he's going to turn out to be a great standup comedian.

[Andrew Santino]

There, you finish the joke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it. You think so?

[Andrew Santino]

He ended up being a great standing comic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, because it's like my two dads. I mean, you had two dads.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, and they were both gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you struggled, you know, you did not.

[Andrew Santino]

Not. Yeah. No, not like you were in poverty

[Bobby Lee]

when your mom was single.

[Andrew Santino]

I grew up in the ghetto.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I didn't grow up in the

[Bobby Lee]

ghetto, dude, but in projects.

[Andrew Santino]

We didn't grow up in the project.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the story I've been telling people. You know what's strange? When I take these off now, everything's a blur.

[Andrew Santino]

Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

That's normal. That's how it works.

[Jacob]

That's how it works.

[Bobby Lee]

But if I take it off, will it go back to what it was or.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Brother, what are you talking about? You're. You're doing what it was. This is what it was.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is, look at this.

[Andrew Santino]

What it was. It goes on.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Put it.

[Andrew Santino]

What it was. Put it on real fast. Okay. What it was. Put it on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What it is.

[Andrew Santino]

What it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Take it off.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And what it will be.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. What do you mean by that? Yeah. Remember how all those hot girls smile at you all the time? You'll see the difference. Now.

[Andrew Santino]

They were frowning. Bobby thought they were saying hi, and they were just saying, help. Help.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude. Dude. That was good. That was good. That was good.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I.

[Bobby Lee]

But that opens the ward to war. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

War is on.

[Bobby Lee]

No cd. I have to be honest with you. I have ocd.

[Andrew Santino]

Guess who else does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Me.

[Bobby Lee]

Intrusive thoughts. You think something's bad's gonna happen.

[Andrew Santino]

It's constant. It's all the time. It's thoughts. It's swirling. It'. Brain tornado.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's persistent, unwanted, intrusive, distressing. Thoughts often get stuck in your mind. And over and over and over, they try to latch onto things you care about the most, which can bring you a lot of guilt and shame. And you feel driven to certain behaviors because you want to make those thoughts out.

[Bobby Lee]

But OCD is one of the most treatable mental health conditions out there if you get the right kind of specialized therapy. OCD needs exposure and response prevention, which is proven to be the most effective treatment.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why we want to tell you guys about no cd. It's something that they can help with. NOCD is the world's leading treatment provider for ocd. All their licensed therapists specialize in ERP therapy, exposure and response prevention, and it's often improperly treated. But no CD therapists go through extensive training led by experts in OCD so if you need it, therapy with no CD is 100 virtual and covered by insurance for over 138 million Americans. It also includes support between sessions so you never have to face OCD alone.

[Bobby Lee]

To learn more about starting OCD therapy with no CD, go to the nocd.com

[Andrew Santino]

friends and book a free call with their team.

[Bobby Lee]

That's nocd.com friends.

[Andrew Santino]

That's nd.com friends. Mountain Do.

[Bobby Lee]

The D do. The do.

[Andrew Santino]

Leading up to America's 250th birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Happy birthday, America.

[Andrew Santino]

We've had some great American summers, and almost all of them have included some do. A dog and a do. That's what I say. What are you doing? I said dog and a do.

[Bobby Lee]

It's an American original Mountain Dew.

[Andrew Santino]

Born in the foothills of Tennessee where my dad went to college. And by the way, the 4th of July is coming and it's about to be the best ever because Bobby and I are going to be doing the Deuce, have some dogs and do. And I want to make a shirt that says dogs and do. Can we sell?

[Bobby Lee]

We can do. Yeah. 1948 since Mountain Dew. And let me tell you something about it. When you look at me right now, guy. Yeah. When you drink a Mountain Dew, there's never. You're never going, what kind of beverage is this that you. It's a specific taste.

[Andrew Santino]

Mountain Dew.

[Bobby Lee]

The classic American taste.

[Andrew Santino]

It's proud American roots. Okay. Two brothers created it deep in the foothills of Tennessee. Thank God they got it all over the country. It's refreshing citrus kick that also has some nice spice on the other side. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American original tasting great since 48.

[Bobby Lee]

Look for American Dew limited time packaging to find it in stores near you@mountain Dew.com.

[Andrew Santino]

that's Mountain Dew.com. look for Mountain Dew in stores near you@mountain Dew.com. once again, that's Mountain Dew.com. i kind of need these. I actually think I need these.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. These are really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But now I'm used to. Now this, which is good.

[Andrew Santino]

I put them on all the way. Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. They're actually really cool glasses.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who makes them?

[Bobby Lee]

These are Tom Ford.

[Andrew Santino]

Tom for.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tom Ford's. Nice glasses.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, must be nice. I want to put these on. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

But just do. Why don't you just do contacts?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I was thinking about lasik, but they're saying that I'm going to need reading glasses if I get lasik.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody gets readers, though. I think that's the most common. I think people just get readers if you read.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I've never read.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah. Why do you need.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so lastly, tick tock.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Tick tock.

[Bobby Lee]

Glasses. Yeah. So last night I saw a better. A movie better than Project Hail Mary.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you watch?

[Bobby Lee]

Obsession. So good.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's in it?

[Bobby Lee]

Nobody I've ever, ever seen. It's a. Do you see Obsession? Yeah. It's an indie horror that is gonna make $100 million with a budget under a million.

[Andrew Santino]

He's getting his little winner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the only thing bad about this story is it's going to give a lot of people hope.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

[Andrew Santino]

Gonna give everybody hope. They're like, I can do it.

[Bobby Lee]

You can.

[Andrew Santino]

You cannot.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the Cinderella story. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

It's an anomaly when you're watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's what you notice. You go, oh, this guy knows what he's doing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's an anomaly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I think that in the years of him leading up to the movie like George Miller's Mad Max Fury Road, it 30 years he thought about that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

30 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because since Mad Max, what's the last Mad Max before Fur D? Yeah. Thunderdome with Tina Turner. What is the year difference? 1985.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? That's 40 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So he laid down at night, he directed at when he was in it. 70. He was 70 years old when he drank, made Mad Max Fury Road. What's so funny?

[Andrew Santino]

It's just so funny to think so much time passed.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Like when they wrapped the film, he's like, I guess we can't wait another 40.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They did a Fury also after that, which is pretty good.

[Katie]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

So he sat there probably for 40 or 30 plus years just in a tub and just thinking about the next movie that he's going to make.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to get out there a little bit fast.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I understand that, but what I'm saying. Made more movies.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

He made more movies. He did, but I think that he thought about Mad Max and what it's going to look like and scenes in his head.

[Andrew Santino]

And you've been thinking about comics unleashed for 40 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We got to get you on. We got to get on.

[Bobby Lee]

We got to get on the show. Yeah, yeah, it's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it in all the theaters?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, maybe. I saw it in North Hollywood Regal and this. Oh God.

[Andrew Santino]

You went to the no home rig.

[Bobby Lee]

I know this fat Mexican man. Next to me. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Here it goes.

[Bobby Lee]

He was drinking one of those ices.

[Andrew Santino]

The big ones.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Love. And I did. He did double flavor, which is like.

[Andrew Santino]

No, yeah, it's. It's a risky.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a risky move. Right. And he was kind of fat too, right?

[Andrew Santino]

You mentioned that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

When you. When you showed the size of the. I g. It away a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

He also had three young kids next to him.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I got this Amber alert.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that. That.

[Andrew Santino]

I literally got an Amber Alert. Literally.

[Bobby Lee]

That. My. I had to turn my phone off during the movie. During the Amber Alert.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine it's him watching that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

He's kidnapping kids just to go watch movies with.

[Bobby Lee]

And they were young kids, and there's, like, sex scenes that. It's crazy, but is there sex scenes in it? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And how young are the kids?

[Bobby Lee]

10.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a rated R film.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's. It's not for kids. It's not for kids. It's violent. It's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

So Mr. Icy brought his kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Stolen kids.

[Bobby Lee]

And so he was drinking his Icy. This. The large kind. Like, this is literally this big. I'm not even. There's no. I'm not being hyperbolic. It was, like, this big.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I pause you for two seconds?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did he say anything to you?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

About being like, hey, I know who you are as a fan.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Go.

[Andrew Santino]

I was gonna be like, that'll be a big bummer if we're talking about him.

[Bobby Lee]

And he was like, no, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know. Yeah, yeah. He didn't look at me or anything.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You could tell. And he. He got to the bottom of the icy. Yeah. And he was doing that the whole time to get every little bit of thing. And if you ever been to that theater, the seats vibrate You. I went once at the 4x.

[Andrew Santino]

Is what. Me no go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Me no go back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But I went, yeah, yeah, the seats vibrate.

[Bobby Lee]

The seats vibrate. There's other special. Right. But it.

[Andrew Santino]

His slurping was louder than the vibrating seats.

[Bobby Lee]

Louder than the vibrating seats. And all the other things that happen in that. In that theater, like wind and stuff. Also, I had my jewel out, Right. And there was so much wind coming through the chair that it went. It won't explode. It almost exploded into my. But my point is, is that it kind of ruined. And also, we were in the last, like, second to last seat, and I couldn't read anything.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, did you not bring your glasses?

[Bobby Lee]

I got the glasses an Hour before I came here.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you got to go back.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta go watch the movie. Because. So then I had to whisper to my girlfriend. I go, what does that text say? You know, I mean, and then I got Slurpee. And then he starts coughing and then he was crunching on something. That was so allowed. It was. Did you say enough foreign language? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What did the text say? The guy next to him is like this foreigner, speaks good English. What does this say?

[Bobby Lee]

No. On the screen. That. You know. I mean. Yeah, like somebody texting on. In the movie. In the movie they're texting and you have to read it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're telling me this is going to make a hundred million dollars?

[Bobby Lee]

It's that good.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the budget? $10 million.

[Bobby Lee]

Less than 1. Less than 1 million.

[Andrew Santino]

Indie horror film possession gross. An estimated 75 to 80 million worldwide. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, it's so good. Who's the distributor?

[Bobby Lee]

Blumhouse. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Another win for Blumhouse.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They literally hit home runs like this all the time. This is what they do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, didn't they?

[Bobby Lee]

They Get Out. Get Out.

[Andrew Santino]

But, but, I mean. But get out was an expensive film, no? A million, was it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

That was only a million bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Then that's why they gave Jordan a car. Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, more than a car.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he got the money and all that stuff and residuals or whatever. What kind of car?

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of car?

[Bobby Lee]

They got him on a really nice car. Car. He got a career.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he got. He got a career. He had a career. He was on a hit sketch show.

[Bobby Lee]

Funniest guys on Planet Earth.

[Andrew Santino]

If you better watch your mouth. The way you talk about Jordan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, clearly his career got better from Mad TV once he made get out.

[Andrew Santino]

Obviously. Damn, dude. A little bit of spicy attitude coming out of Carlos. No, no, leave him on.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I gotta take my glasses off for this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much heat coming from this side.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we had two trials back to back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No more trials because we haven't got on the road yet.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's coming.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nuremberg.

[Bobby Lee]

What? So listen, have you ever done this before?

[Andrew Santino]

It's so stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's very funny.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a dumb guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know a car. I hope they never got him. Ferrari just released their new. Their new car. This. Look, I know you're not a car guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Never have been.

[Andrew Santino]

Take one look at this car and give me your first Instinct. Don't look yet. Give me your first instinct to the first word that comes out of your mouth. Go like look.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, hold on. Love it. Gay.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew he would love it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the color of his car.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but I just knew he'd like the style of that.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Ferrari's first all electric car.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it. It is cool.

[Andrew Santino]

I bought, I bought, I bought one for the studio.

[Bobby Lee]

I would mad it. I would mad it.

[Andrew Santino]

But it looks good as a, as a die hard lover of Ferrari. Yeah, I am.

[Bobby Lee]

How much is that?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm remarkably disappointed. Sad. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh really?

[Andrew Santino]

It's one of the most atrocious designs I think they've ever released.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's the best design.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

640 000.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, come on. Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

640 grand.

[Bobby Lee]

Free Hyundai.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Free.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That or a free Hyundai.

[Andrew Santino]

A lease price $7,000 a month.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, go back to the picture though. This is genuinely one of the most upsetting and the media online is joking about it too. They're like that's a not a Ferrari.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it looks futuristic. Mad it'll look good.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks so terrible. It's so.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there a black one?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there probably Triben in black.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh I like the yellow one.

[Andrew Santino]

Luche. Isn't that what it's called?

[Bobby Lee]

Look how cute that is.

[Andrew Santino]

Ferrari Luche.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's so cute. Yeah. I, I, I miss the bugle or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude. I came home last night and I was eating chips and salsa in the kitchen cuz I didn't want to wake her up. Up. I didn't want to go upstairs.

[Bobby Lee]

Was her your dog?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, my dog. I didn't want to wake up my wife. Well my dog wakes up whenever you open the door so I bummed about that cuz then she probably woke up from that. But I'm eating chips and salsa, watching sports center and I fell asleep on the couch cuz I was like if I go up there she's going to, you know, she, I don't want to wake her up. And I fell asleep on the couch and the amount of salsa that spilled was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

One for the books. You couldn't even put that much in the jar it's spilled from.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's as if somebody walked into my house and put other salsa all over the place.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then left with the bottles. It was everywhere. And so no bueno.

[Bobby Lee]

No bueno.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I must have had it on the couch.

[Bobby Lee]

And you fell asleep with it in your hand.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

I was tired.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You cannot shame him for that. I've never had like a drumstick of chicken or anything and just fell asleep with that. Any kind of food. Go ahead, Go ahead. You know won. Yeah, go ahead. You want. Go won. I've my bed. Is that what you're trying to say?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, that's a little worse.

[Bobby Lee]

Sunflower seeds, Pizza. Oh, yeah. I've never done that. I don't eat on my bed. That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

I was on my couch, okay?

[Bobby Lee]

And that's fair.

[Andrew Santino]

You never eat on the couch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, I don't. That's what the kitchen table's there for. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

When you're watching tv.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You eat at the kitchen table, looking through your living room.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. But there's TV food and then there's couch food.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, we up differently, brother.

[Bobby Lee]

All food and then there's all food.

[Andrew Santino]

Is TV food.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay? No popcorn.

[Dr. Deutsch]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You agree all food is TV popcorn. Pretzel. Like pretzel chips.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll eat a full meal in front of the tv.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how we grew up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What about you, Andres? Of course. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

A full meal.

[Bobby Lee]

We didn't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not talking to each other.

[Bobby Lee]

I refuse to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

So you sit at the table alone.

[Bobby Lee]

I have an expensive rug. I don't want falling asleep with salsa verde all over it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the good news is, when you sell your Ferrari, you can get rug.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

You. You. When you're eating alone at the home,

[Bobby Lee]

you sit at the kitchen table by yourself. Yeah, paint that.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone paint that. Yeah, someone at home, please paint that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Yeah, it's normal, you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

And you guys, it's. Somewhere at the universe are eating alone at the exact same time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's just above Carlos. It's a little tiny swinging light.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, and above. And above you, it's a beautiful chandelier.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you salsa body, dude. Yeah. Dude, this morning I did something that I'd never done before. So last night we saw the movie Obsession, my girlfriend and I, and she is a witch.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And the movie is very witchy. Okay. What?

[Jacob]

She gave you a wish stick?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So a what wish? Don't. Don't ruin the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

She gave you a wish day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we went to Bob's big boy

[Andrew Santino]

mistake number one right next to us. Cuz you wanted to get diarrhea Yeah,

[Bobby Lee]

I wanted to get diarrhea right before it went to bed. And we were sitting on the. The lobby and waiting for our table, and I heard this buzzing. It was probably neon light or.

[Andrew Santino]

No, the flies. They have flies all over. They're in the kitchen. Okay, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Bob just sitting next to me. Anyway, welcome. So I go, do you hear that? Do you hear it? The buzzing? She goes, I don't hear the buzzing. I thought she was gaslighting me.

[Dr. Deutsch]

You're.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, your girlfriend said this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then in the. So. And then late at night, right when we're about to go to bed, she went. She kind of tried to scare me. She went in the light.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because we saw a horror movie. So this morning, she was out in the kitchen, and she knows not to ever wake me up. Right. So I built my body on the bed with pillows.

[Andrew Santino]

Smart, right?

[Bobby Lee]

And then what I did was I pushed the nightstand closer to my bed so I can fit in the corner of that of the room. And I had a hoodie on backwards with the hoodie over my face. Right? Right. I was crouched down. And I stayed down there for 45 minutes waiting. Waiting for her to come in. Okay. And eventually, like, everything started getting sore. So I asked honey, Jules's mom. I go, I'll. I'll read you the text. Hold on. So people know that this is real.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I 100 believe this. There's no doubt in my mind this is real.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. But I. Really.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it or no?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, it's. I mean, that's. What an elaborate ruse.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope the payoff is worth was re. So I go tell Sadie to wake me up because I have to pick up my glasses.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I'm trying to scare her. So if you tell her I'm trying to scare her, I'll fire you. That's love, right? Don't this up. I'm serious.

[Andrew Santino]

You sound like you're serious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was serious. Because I had been sitting there, there for 40 in this tight space for 45 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

All right? So she comes in.

[Bobby Lee]

She comes in, and she wakes. Tries to wake me up. And she thinks it's me. Yeah. Because I formed it like a body. You know what I mean? And I go, right. She screamed. And there's. What is it about that that feels good?

[Andrew Santino]

Making. Making someone scared.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's the best thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you do that to your wife all the time? Yeah. Yeah. It's so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes I scare. I over scare.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I think I over scared her.

[Andrew Santino]

Like one time she was. She was doing laundry back and forth and I jumped out and I pushed her down the stairs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't want.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I really got her. Yeah, I got her good.

[Bobby Lee]

I used a coat hanger.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? Actually, you know what? The old school, like, dad. Dad thing that I, my dad did to us that I always do is when she's walking in front of the car, I always hit and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

You have fun.

[Andrew Santino]

A little one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have to do it. Yeah. You have to scare. I. I mean, I've done laying down, like she's in the bathroom and I'm laying down.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So she opens the door and my head's dish down here. Right. I'm also going to get a mannequin of myself. How do you do that, Adam?

[Andrew Santino]

Ray?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Katie]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

He has all, all those people, all the prosthetic people he get.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to have me standing in the dark.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll want the mannequin as a character, though. You're going to have to lend it to him at some point.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

It's expensive.

[Bobby Lee]

You could. We'll go 50, 50 on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And I want to. Me standing in the dark, she goes, bobby, I see you. Right. But in the dark. So she'll just see a silhouette and from behind, I scare her.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a good one.

[Andrew Santino]

Now when do you stab?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you stab when she go. When she stuff like, we should get married. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. You want to bring in one of your kids?

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Bob gets to pick.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to pick? I'll pick Shopify.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, we have an online business here at Bad Friends, and I'm telling you right now, we use Shopify because we only use the best here. Shopify is the commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e commerce in the US from household names like Allbirds and Birds, Rothy's, all that to brands just getting started as well, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Skims, Skims. Yeah, yeah, they. They all got it. You get started with your own design studio. They got hundreds, hundreds of ready to use templates. Shopify is going to help you build out beautiful online stores that matches your brand style. You're not going to just do some regular nonsense template that doesn't fit whatever you're pushing out to the world. And we've been so grateful to the Bad Friends fans for helping Us out over the years with their fanship and their love and buying our merch. And thanks to Shopify, you get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Tackle all those important tasks in one place. From inventory to payments to analytics and more. No need to save multiple websites or try to figure out out what platform is hosting the tool that you need. Everything is all in one place, making your life easier and your business operation smoother.

[Andrew Santino]

And once again, they got that Purple Shop Pay button. It's the best used by millions of businesses around the world. That Shop Pay button's converting everybody. It's the best converting checkout on the planet. It boosts conversions. The purple Shop pay. You love that. He loves that. That means less carts are going to go abandoned and higher sales for you helping boost the conversions thanks to that. So it's time to turn those what ifs into with Shopify today. Sign up for your $1 per month trial today at shopify.com badfriend go to shopify shopify.com badfriends that's shopify.com badfriends. I'm Andrew Santino.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Bobby Lay.

[Andrew Santino]

And welcome to the Bad Game Show.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the Bad Game Show.

[Andrew Santino]

And once again, thank you to Bobby's mom.

[Jacob]

Back off. I mess you up.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's start this game. Each of you guys write down the slang term for what we're pointing at. What's this right here?

[Bobby Lee]

What is this right here?

[Andrew Santino]

Kevin, Spacey, Epstein, Weinstein. What do they have in common? They're all scumbags. Incorrect. These are all classic New York guys. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this the game where we have to figure out what the f. Your mother is saying? Na, na, na, na, na.

[Andrew Santino]

How old is my wife? I'm gonna put as many marshmallows as I can in Bobby Lee's mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

If you were in prison. Dude, easy access. I am thoroughly irrelevant. Is this your son? Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

How did I get here?

[Katie]

I'm so thrilled that I'm only a lesbian.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop hitting on my mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, our next game. Time to get handsy. Buzz in before he does. Cause it's a game show.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey. The hell, dad? January, 9, 11. The show, you asshole. Was that a good. Do you consider that a good episode or what's the. What's the barometer?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who do we have here? I'm going to guess their names. Chimbo.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Alora.

[Andrew Santino]

Alora means well in Italian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Chimbo and

[Bobby Lee]

Bco.

[Andrew Santino]

Baloco. Chimbo, Baloco. How close are we? What's your name? I'M Jack.

[Bobby Lee]

Not close at all. Not close. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Riley]

What about you, Catherine?

[Bobby Lee]

Hi, Catherine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's a bad miss.

[Bobby Lee]

So, Jack, are you nimble?

[Andrew Santino]

Are you quick?

[Bobby Lee]

A little, yeah. When's the last time you played basketball? Because what the is going on here? You just play a game, like basketball? No. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, just. Jack likes basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

Basketball. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you do play basketball, Jack?

[Bobby Lee]

From time to time. Like there's a court outside my house back home. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes when you bring people on the show, they answer like they're being subpoenaed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, everything's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack, what do you do for fun? What's Jack do for fun?

[Bobby Lee]

Fun. I like watching movies.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What you want to. You want to be a director?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what you want to do?

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the goal. And Catherine, what do you want to do?

[Riley]

I'd like to be a screenwriter.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to be a screenwriter?

[Riley]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You like sitting at the computer all day?

[Riley]

Yeah, basically.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you write? Do you write fantasy?

[Riley]

I write horror stuff mainly.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah. Do you see Obsession?

[Riley]

No, I really want to, though. I'm going to go on Friday, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Here in la. Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you pitch me a concept of a horror movie? Like an elevator pitch? Give me your elevator pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And we'll add on.

[Riley]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we do. And we're writers as well, and we

[Andrew Santino]

will want credit for it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Riley]

I just wrote one this past year.

[Bobby Lee]

We just. We're gonna write it together.

[Riley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's ours.

[Riley]

It's a western. It's set in 1899, and it's 1904 story.

[Bobby Lee]

1904.

[Andrew Santino]

If you don't mind.

[Bobby Lee]

If you don't mind, I gotta throw my. Yeah, sure. As a producer credit. I gotta. I gotta add my.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just because we're better. It's better if it's in the 20th century.

[Riley]

Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we make a nine to no. 4 for.

[Riley]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Riley]

And the main character, Thomas and Bell, is on screen.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me stop you right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Dimitri.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Dimitri and Dimitri and Washington and Barbadook.

[Riley]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, Barbara Duke is. It's a. It's a horror movie already.

[Andrew Santino]

Barbadook is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So Dimitri and Toe. Her name is.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, that's the full name is what she was saying. Not two people.

[Riley]

Yeah, Thomas and Bell. First name, last name.

[Andrew Santino]

Thomas and Bell.

[Riley]

Thomasin.

[Bobby Lee]

Thomas and Bell.

[Andrew Santino]

The gentleman's name is Thomason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Just call him Tom. Thomas.

[Riley]

So we're not doing Demet Tree anymore?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We're not doing.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? Call him Big T. Yeah, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This t. Okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

1904. It's t. T, okay?

[Riley]

T is working on a ranch and it's being terrorized.

[Bobby Lee]

Not a ranch. Not a ranch. Okay, yeah. The first.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not a ranch.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the first meth laboratory verse meth.

[Andrew Santino]

Crystal meth laboratory.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ever so ever. And it's an airplane hangar. It's not a ranch.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And also it's terrorized. By who?

[Riley]

Werewolf.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Like that at all.

[Bobby Lee]

A country. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Lithuania.

[Bobby Lee]

Lithuanian.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that fine?

[Riley]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so.

[Bobby Lee]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

So pitch it back to us again.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay,

[Riley]

so Big T is working at a.

[Bobby Lee]

What year is it?

[Andrew Santino]

What year is it?

[Riley]

1904.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Riley]

Okay. It's 1904, and Big T is working at an airplane hangar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but what do they make?

[Andrew Santino]

So what do they make there?

[Riley]

What's math?

[Andrew Santino]

It's the first.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Riley]

And it's being terrorized by. Did we decide?

[Bobby Lee]

Lithuania.

[Riley]

Right, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Riley]

Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the pitch. What happens in the story? What happens to T?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Riley]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we do.

[Bobby Lee]

We do. We know what happens to T. So

[Andrew Santino]

one of the Lithuanians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

T falls in love with one of the Lithuanians that's terrorizing, and they actually kind of double cr. You know, they double. What is that? Double agent. They double agent the Lithuanian over overlords. You know, we're like, organizing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but the problem is he's addicted to math. Yeah, he's. He is fully addicted. Yeah. And she's trying to help him get sober, too. Okay. Which gives it heart.

[Andrew Santino]

She's in the program.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's her name?

[Bobby Lee]

The program didn't start until 1935.

[Andrew Santino]

Then this place. This place in 1935.

[Bobby Lee]

1940. Then defined. 1940.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, and then what's the girl's name? The Lithuanian girl? What. What's the Lithuanian girl's name?

[Bobby Lee]

P. Keep it simple.

[Andrew Santino]

P and T. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tmp.

[Jack]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love this pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

I love this pitch. So what's the horror element of it, though?

[Riley]

Well, it was werewolves until we changed it to Lithuania.

[Andrew Santino]

Lithuanians.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't call. Oh, you can.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think we care. I think they're one of those countries

[Bobby Lee]

that no one Lithuanian werewolves.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well, we were going to fund this project.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, do you have a pitch, Jack? I don't think I can top that. No. But do you have a pitch of your own movie?

[Riley]

You have to try.

[Bobby Lee]

We can help you. Well, I. Okay, okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And. And chime in. Chime in.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, of course. We're producers and the. The runners of the show gives us

[Andrew Santino]

permission on our show to chime in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hysterical.

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Hysterical.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Sorry about the basketball short.

[Andrew Santino]

I love. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

You attacked him and now he's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, now you're being an.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

You. Jack.

[Andrew Santino]

He's defending himself. Jack, defend yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's this. We follow this artist who's like.

[Andrew Santino]

He makes like, sculptures and stuff, and

[Bobby Lee]

he's like Michelangelo Yesella. Yeah. Is that Michelangelo?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we call him Michelangelo?

[Andrew Santino]

But if you want it to be Michelangelo.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we don't want it to be Michelangelo. He's like Michelangelo vii. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a her. There's a hereditary line here.

[Andrew Santino]

And what does he do, Jack? Well, he. He makes sculptures, but he's been struggling be. Because he, like, made like a.

[Bobby Lee]

A sculpture in college and it was like his magnum opus, and he hasn't

[Andrew Santino]

hit that peak since.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's think about the sculpture he made.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the sculpture comes to life.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, but what's the sculpture that he made that people don't. They don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Hitler. He sculpts Hitler and he comes back.

[Bobby Lee]

What year is this? Modern day. Oh, it's a modern day. Yeah, Yeah. I say Marco Rubio.

[Andrew Santino]

Rubio.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I say Marco Rubio. He made a Marco Rubio statue. Okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And it came to life.

[Bobby Lee]

Michelangelo viii. Yeah. And then what happened? He came. Marco Rubio came to life.

[Riley]

Marco Rubio came to life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So then there's two Marco Rubios.

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

That is insane, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'll say both these products.

[Bobby Lee]

They fall in love.

[Andrew Santino]

Will fund.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they fall in love.

[Andrew Santino]

They fall in love.

[Bobby Lee]

Marco and Marco fall in love.

[Andrew Santino]

Marco. Marco.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love this.

[Bobby Lee]

And they. They.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that one's good. Done with it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not done with the pitch.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm done.

[Bobby Lee]

They have a. A Havana in Cuba.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Little Havana.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's like. It's like heated rivalry.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew. I knew it was going to get gay. It's got to go gay. You guys are very good pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone's going to pitch. Everyone think of a show idea. Thank you for coming.

[Andrew Santino]

He's going to. He's going to get you to pitch something else out there, okay? He's gonna swap out. Thank you guys. So fun. Did you guys have fun?

[Riley]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Insane, right? Doesn't make any sense. The name of this show makes no sense. This whole show. Okay, switch out. Thank you guys. All of these young people coming in here look like they were made at Quinnipiac. Yeah, like the school made them.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they look like they're from Hogwarts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Quinnipiac.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's your name?

[Riley]

My name is Riley.

[Bobby Lee]

Riley. What's your name, sir?

[Jacob]

I'm J. Jacob.

[Bobby Lee]

You're Jacob? Do you guys. Are you two friends?

[Riley]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Riley]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Riley, why don't you like Jacob?

[Riley]

Where do I start?

[Bobby Lee]

Start from the beginning. That's the best part.

[Andrew Santino]

How long have you been here, Jacob?

[Jacob]

I've. I've met you five days ago and

[Riley]

you already pissed me off.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah? How did he piss you off?

[Riley]

I just. He doesn't know when to stop talking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I. I don't know what I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you talk?

[Riley]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why you keep talking? Dog communication. It's what I. Yeah.

[Riley]

Went to school. You're still in school.

[Jacob]

Oh yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This sounds like a crush. This is like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there's a love here.

[Andrew Santino]

There's something underneath.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there's a deep love here.

[Andrew Santino]

Because this whole.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, no, of course not.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Yeah, something's.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in love with Riley. Well, no. Yeah.

[Riley]

If it is, it's one sided.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

They like each other. Oh.

[Jacob]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

The twist.

[Andrew Santino]

Jacob, are you willing to get surgery? The twist. You're. You like ladies?

[Riley]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a problem? No, no, no. There's never been a problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Why would that be a problem? Well, it's a problem for Jacob for sure. It's not a problem with me.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't care. Whoa, whoa. You can do better than Riley.

[Riley]

I hope so.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope so too. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Jake, Jacob. What do you. Jacob. Okay, so now that we've established you guys don't like each other for literally no reason at all.

[Jacob]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you do, Jacob? You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want to do?

[Jacob]

I'm still deciding. My place in the film. Mystery. Yeah. Writer, director, producer.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Something.

[Jacob]

The creative end. I don't like editing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No. Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a nightmare. Only weirdos like editing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Fance.

[Riley]

Fancy B.

[Andrew Santino]

He loves.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

Loves it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And let me guess.

[Riley]

Yeah, no, please guess.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to be in front of the camera.

[Jacob]

Camera.

[Riley]

How could you tell? Like a little bit?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because. Well, your energy. Yeah, yeah. Any of you guys have a Venmo?

[Riley]

Yes.

[Jacob]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, I'm gonna Venmo one of you guys. And you're gonna take the whole group to dinner tonight.

[Riley]

I would. I usually pay for everyone's dinner anyways, but thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's awesome. Thank you.

[Riley]

Oh, I'm sorry. Please don't leave. I feel bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Riley]

My father is rolling right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to say that again.

[Andrew Santino]

Did your father not know you were a lesbian? No.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Know.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he knows now. Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

What? He doesn't know.

[Jacob]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we can cut that out if you want.

[Riley]

Oh, no, I don't care. It's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

What? This is how you're coming out? I'm bad friends. What?

[Riley]

Away.

[Bobby Lee]

Incredible.

[Riley]

He never watches this. He doesn't watch YouTube, period.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's going to now. I hope so. Cuz all of his friends at work are going to be like, I saw your daughter on my favorite show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And she's gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Riley]

I don't think it would be much

[Bobby Lee]

of a surprise for her.

[Andrew Santino]

Your dad knows. Knew. Did you tell your mom?

[Riley]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And your mom's reaction was what?

[Riley]

I told her when we were in the car. So that if something bad happened, it would at least take both of us out.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah, good plan.

[Bobby Lee]

You think your father would be angry?

[Riley]

No, I think he'd just be a little bit disappointed because I'm the youngest at four, so if anything he'd look at me and be like, good r. And no more grandchildren.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

And how many other. The other siblings are boys and girls? Girls?

[Riley]

I have one brother and two older sisters.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fine. Yeah, if you're an only child, I'd say yeah. You really kidding? Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know, it's. When you. I. I hear. I don't know if this is genetically real, but I hear the more your kid you have, the youngest one has more of a chance of becoming gay

[Riley]

or lesbian or just messed up in the head.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm on your side on this. I think the conflict. I. I really do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you're. Yeah, Jacob. Yeah. Yeah, Jacob. Yeah, Jacob. I think I'm on your side.

[Riley]

It's cuz I'm Jewish, isn't it?

[Andrew Santino]

So is Jacob.

[Bobby Lee]

So is Jacob.

[Jacob]

Are you Jewish? No.

[Andrew Santino]

Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob. You're Jewish, bro. You should have just agreed all, Jacob, get a.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you.

[Andrew Santino]

If you're not, get a 23 and me. Done.

[Riley]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, you're there.

[Bobby Lee]

But don't get it in Israel because they don't allow it. They don't. You don't?

[Andrew Santino]

No. You'd have to take it 3,000 years ago or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys have been great.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are. Thank you, guys. You guys are the best. The. This was actually, we thought. Thought this was a love story and it turned out to be not a love story.

[Bobby Lee]

But.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But you are going to show each other love from here on out in my studio. Be nice.

[Riley]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Be nice.

[Bobby Lee]

You will be nice. Buenos noos, amigo.

[Jack]

How could you tell?

[Bobby Lee]

Am I right?

[Jack]

Right? You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Put that mic near your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Get closer to your mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your name?

[Jack]

My name is Jack as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack as well. Yep. Jack Aswell.

[Jack]

Jack Aswell.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack Aswell.

[Jack]

Jackass. Wipe.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you. Jack, just say this for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'll say per se.

[Jack]

Per.

[Bobby Lee]

No go.

[Andrew Santino]

No go. Per se.

[Bobby Lee]

Per se. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good. Do you watch Love on the Spectrum?

[Jack]

Tiny bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jack]

I. I got into like two episodes. My friend was making me watch the finale of, like, what, the fourth season?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was like, that's not your brother.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know that man.

[Jack]

Twice removed. Cousin.

[Andrew Santino]

I gotta tell you, dude, how do you teach these people?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Jack, can you pitch me a movie?

[Riley]

Movie?

[Jack]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Are you offended right now?

[Jack]

No, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Jack]

I was actually thinking about making this

[Andrew Santino]

a lot in college. Kind eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a kind guy. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got kind eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Kind face.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me a pitch. Yeah.

[Jack]

All right, so this college student, he's feeling like he's getting followed every night when he's going back to his dorm. Long day of classes.

[Bobby Lee]

Not long dick classes.

[Jacob]

I thought you said long dick as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jack]

Long day of classes. Long day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Does he have a long dick, this college student?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's helpful for the film if we're selling.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

The writer's room. You could say it.

[Jack]

We'll see. We'll see a close up at the beginning of the movie. We'll see, like, the outline of its dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Does it go down below his knees, is what I'm saying?

[Jack]

More like ankle height.

[Bobby Lee]

We say. Oh, but we say knees, knees, knees, knees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so go ahead. This guy's.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Really nice. Very long.

[Bobby Lee]

Skinny, though.

[Andrew Santino]

I know why he's being followed, I'll tell you that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone's. Somebody wants to Suck that big, beautiful penis super long.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so go ahead.

[Jack]

He's got this bad feeling of someone being behind him. Looks around, no one's there. Goes to bed, thinks there's someone in the corner, but just stares at it. Doesn't, doesn't acknowledge it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I like it so far. This is a real pitch.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I can see it. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Jack]

And he gets tired throughout the day. He decides to party. Nothing crazy happens at this party, but he just feels like he's getting followed every day, every night, whenever he's walking alone.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not repeating the movie. It follows, right?

[Andrew Santino]

It does sound like.

[Bobby Lee]

It sounds like. Okay, keep going.

[Jack]

It's about. I haven't actually seen that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jack]

But no.

[Andrew Santino]

So we go after part.

[Bobby Lee]

Jack, Jack, Jack. Let's get to it.

[Jack]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jack]

No. End of the week, with all this bad mojo around him, he sees that in class, there's this test that he forgot to study for.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jack]

And that's what was following him this entire time. Like he's been wasting his time. Study, partying, drinking. He's got nothing actually following him. He's just been thinking about that test.

[Andrew Santino]

The test?

[Jack]

Yeah, it's the test.

[Andrew Santino]

Homework, homework.

[Jacob]

We gotta make it a monster, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No, we keep it as is.

[Jacob]

Can it be a pig?

[Bobby Lee]

No one's gonna watch it.

[Jack]

But it's a short film.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, okay, I understand that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's very short.

[Bobby Lee]

It's, it's so short. Yeah.

[Jack]

I mean, unlike his penis.

[Jacob]

Yeah, There you go.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. Yeah, that's the hook.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This film is short, but the actor's penis isn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's kind of the pitch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How about this? He's, he has a test, right?

[Jack]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

So you see, as a director, right? You see his face, only his face from shoulder up. Right, Right. And you hear him writing the test. Right, right, right. And then in frame, he puts his hand up like this. Right. In the other frame, he puts his hands up like this. And it's his penis writing like an octopus.

[Andrew Santino]

So good, his writing.

[Jacob]

I could see that.

[Jack]

Imagine maybe like those footsteps were just like his dick hitting the.

[Bobby Lee]

That's exactly what it is, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

What? It was following. He was dragging his penis all day.

[Andrew Santino]

His penis was following him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And that's a good story.

[Jack]

I'm so glad I had these producers helping.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were able to, you know. So go ahead, your pitch.

[Jacob]

So I'm thinking like a meth addicted grocery delivery driver.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, I'm already in.

[Jacob]

Okay, great. Drops are.

[Bobby Lee]

They're werewolves.

[Jacob]

There's no werewolves.

[Andrew Santino]

Any Lithuanians at all?

[Jacob]

Yeah, no Lithuanian.

[Andrew Santino]

Just poor addiction. Grocery delivery. Delivery driver.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Be with me.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's played.

[Bobby Lee]

Let him pitch it.

[Jacob]

I mean, this is an easy cast. I go, Simon Rex. You know, I love Red Rocket. Have you seen Red Rocket?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we know Simon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

So I go him. That's his niche, you know, has to drop bags off at this old lady's house.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jacob]

And they can sort of communicate because she's, like, passed out in the upstairs, but she still has to get down and get the groceries. And at some point, I think she's gonna fall. And he has to break in to the house to, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

How are they communicating? Through cell phone?

[Jacob]

No, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know the window.

[Jack]

The windows code.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing in this pitch? We're already making your movie.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's really greedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's really greedy.

[Andrew Santino]

He wants both movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he wants both movies.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna make it just fine.

[Bobby Lee]

So that's the movie.

[Jacob]

No, it wasn't over.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I don't know.

[Jacob]

It's a slog. You know, he's gonna break in.

[Bobby Lee]

When you're pitching something, don't call it a slog. I think that's the first bat he's

[Jacob]

gonna break in eventually. Maybe he'll steal something. It's money. It might be meth, but I don't want that to be revealed until the end. And then he called the police to come get her. And then she's realized that she's been robbed and it's the beauty. He called the police on himself. Himself. And that is what I thought of.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jacob]

Two minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to make him kill the old lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think.

[Jacob]

Yeah, he's got the old lady casting. I was trying to think of that, but I couldn't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're not making this movie. No, but we're not at the process of casting. Yeah, I don't know.

[Jacob]

You did the lead, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but we have. We have to find a long dick person for the him. All right.

[Jacob]

That's a fun cast.

[Bobby Lee]

So that's the first casting. And we're trying to think through our minds.

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to spend a long time on that casting. Yeah, that'll be months.

[Bobby Lee]

Not CGI or AI ing this.

[Andrew Santino]

Not the real deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Not the real deal. We're going to method this, you know, I mean, what color preference? Yeah, yeah. Easier. Easier to find.

[Andrew Santino]

You can pick any color well, make it harder for us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it would take.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the name of the movie. Make it harder.

[Bobby Lee]

Make them Asian.

[Andrew Santino]

Make it Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. We're never going to make this movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Jack and Jack. Yeah, Jack and Jack.

[Jacob]

No, no, Oliver.

[Andrew Santino]

Oliver.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did you say Jack? Jack too.

[Jack]

Cuz there was another Jack. That was earlier here.

[Andrew Santino]

Was there in the first.

[Jacob]

That guy's name is Jack.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that first guy's name is Jack.

[Bobby Lee]

Great pitches, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much, Oliver.

[Andrew Santino]

Great pitch, you guys.

[Jack]

The best.

[Jacob]

Thanks for having me.

[Jack]

Thanks for having us.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby's going to take you guys out to dinner or well, give you money for dinner. So pick a fun place.

[Bobby Lee]

He'll be there.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll go. He might go. I love you, dude. You're the man. We'll come say. We'll come say bye afterwards. I think you two are good. I think this is the two favorite people. Obviously already. You can't tell. What is your. What is your name? Katie and Angie.

[Bobby Lee]

Angie. What did your. What your shirt say?

[Katie]

Mine says stars. Holo, Connecticut.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's correct.

[Katie]

Gilmore Girls.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Katie and Angie. Katie. Angie.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you guys do friends? Do you guys do drugs? Katie, I told you I was going to like these girls. I knew it. They're. They're the troublemakers, aren't they? Do you have more fun? Are you more party than everyone else in that room? Who else would be party in that room?

[Katie]

I force everybody else.

[Andrew Santino]

I told you I was going to like them. I knew. I knew they were party. I could feel their vibe that she was party.

[Bobby Lee]

How old do you have to be to be to buy weed in LA?

[Andrew Santino]

21. It's all 21.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you bought any weed?

[Katie]

I have not.

[Andrew Santino]

Give her some money.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're. You're going to get a big chunk of money from Venmo.

[Riley]

Great.

[Bobby Lee]

And some of that money is going to be spent on weed.

[Katie]

Perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Katie]

I bought nicotine. Here.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I think you're in charge of the money.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you'll be in charge of the money.

[Katie]

The most responsible.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to give you money to e. Get a little weed.

[Katie]

Perfect.

[Andrew Santino]

Angie spends it all on weed.

[Bobby Lee]

If you spend it all on weed,

[Andrew Santino]

like a thousand dollars. So what? She doesn't even like those.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I wondered. I want them all to go out tonight to eat them. Eat something nice.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're not. You're never going to see these people again.

[Katie]

Every night I'm forced to see some of them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but when it's Over. It's over.

[Riley]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll never speak to these people ever again.

[Katie]

I'm going to need like a week or two.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz you're the only one that's going to make it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's crazy. What about Katie?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm kidding, guys. So here.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we're not.

[Riley]

They're going to get rid of me.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Katie]

No, Katie and I will make it. AI's taking the rest of their jobs.

[Andrew Santino]

Damn. What are you guys going to do in the biz?

[Katie]

I'm journalism.

[Andrew Santino]

And what about you?

[Riley]

I'm marketing.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're both good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd love to be able to like check back in in five years and see what they're.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'll come back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I want to see. Cuz some of the cases we've talked. Some of the cases like it's a court. Some of the people that times we've had. I wonder if some of those people worked out.

[Jack]

Out.

[Andrew Santino]

It's tough.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean Richie works for us.

[Andrew Santino]

I hate that guy.

[Bobby Lee]

We love Richie.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I love him so much.

[Bobby Lee]

And Richie's from you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's Quinnipiac.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

He made it. He lasted.

[Bobby Lee]

He lasted.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have any plans to move to the west coast or. No chance. This isn't for you.

[Katie]

I've never been here before this and my parents are like. So you're going to move there and buy us a house, right? And I'm like, you know what? Honestly? Yeah, I like the weather here.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate the cold, cold journalism.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a Connecticut kid.

[Katie]

I'm Massachusetts.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what about you?

[Riley]

New York.

[Andrew Santino]

New York.

[Bobby Lee]

New York.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to go back to New York? Hey, where in New York you're. Long Island? No, upstate Brooklyn.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't get.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're from the city.

[Bobby Lee]

Started.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm from Brooklyn.

[Andrew Santino]

Brooklyn, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

How you doing? You from Brooklyn?

[Andrew Santino]

You know Tony? You know Tony no ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm Tony no eyes. How you doing? You like rice? That's all we do is rice around here.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, you do pizza? I do rice. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm eating kimchi over here.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm walking through. You know,

[Andrew Santino]

you guys are gonna. You guys are gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

So what kind of journalism do you do mostly?

[Katie]

Live like anything like I don't like politics or sports.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so you report on like a. Okay, I'm setting the scene. The cameras are up, you're on the scene. It's a horrific 10 car pile up. Okay.

[Katie]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I'm giving you the Scene. I want to hear you do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

10 car pile up.

[Bobby Lee]

Pile up.

[Andrew Santino]

9 of the 10 cars are school buses filled with elementary school children.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

And the 10.

[Bobby Lee]

But the nine, nine cars are that, is that new Ferrari EV?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they're all.

[Katie]

The new Ferrari was so ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, so dumb. All right, but don't put that in the thing because. No. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this? How about this? It's a horrific 10 car pile up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Elementary school bus is involved. A big 18 wheel truck is involved.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's bodies everywhere. Bodies everywhere.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And also the, the, the international, like the alarm that. That war is just about to start.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Happening.

[Katie]

And you're in the apocalypse.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not only that, we're about, may I add. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I add? Yeah, right. When you look at a lamppost, there's just intestines wrapped around. Wrapped around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then at one point, you mean you're about to stop, Start an eyeball. Just goes right up your face, hits your cheek. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so report on this accident.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a Puerto Rican eyeball, if that means anything to you.

[Andrew Santino]

You're. You're reporting from Puerto Rico. Yeah, Puerto Rico. You're living in Puerto Rico.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katie]

Just to get the facts right, there's 10 buses.

[Andrew Santino]

10. No, there's. It's a 10 car pile up.

[Katie]

10 car pile.

[Andrew Santino]

One of them is a, One of them's elementary school kids. And they're.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they might necessarily be dead.

[Andrew Santino]

They're all dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, one kid.

[Andrew Santino]

One kid lived. Confirmed fatalities, nine dead. Not all dead, except for one child. One child's alive.

[Bobby Lee]

And you can make up that child.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you make up the child.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And we're c. I'm a cameraman. Right?

[Katie]

Cameraman.

[Bobby Lee]

We're cameraman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the. Yeah, yeah. And.

[Katie]

All right. Good evening, everyone. We are here live in Puerto Rico where There is a 10 car pileup and we are on the side seen many fatalities confirmed by authorities. One of them happens to be.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta incorporate the eye.

[Katie]

Oh, the eye.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Start over, Start over. Very good. When I do this, when I do. When I do this, the eyeball hit your face.

[Katie]

Okay, Perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. You gotta be real. And take it again. And action.

[Katie]

Good evening, everyone. We are here live on the scene of a 10 car pileup in Puerto Rico. One of them happens to be a school bus with multiple children. Many fatalities. Only one survived, a young child named Timmy. Timmy has Words to say about how he is feeling tonight. About all of his friends being lost.

[Andrew Santino]

Really good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's really good. The eyeball thing, she didn't react to.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she did a good job. She brushed it off. It actually was perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. That was very professional.

[Andrew Santino]

A professional would keep going.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Katie]

Trained in everything in the rain. I've had to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay. You're going to be.

[Andrew Santino]

She is. I can hear it.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz if an eyeball hit mine, I would react to it.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't if you're live.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's do it.

[Bobby Lee]

What? I can't do it. There's no way I can do it. Yeah, I don't. I. I didn't memorize the situation.

[Andrew Santino]

You. We made it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Hi, I'm Bobby Lee and this is ktla and we were in Puerto Rico and we. There's a ten pile. Cover up.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a cover up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a cover up.

[Riley]

Cover up.

[Bobby Lee]

10 pile. Cover up with. You know what I mean?

[Katie]

Oh, I forgot there's war. Forgot.

[Riley]

Oh, by the way, everyone's gonna die soon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't get why you're interrupting my.

[Katie]

Go ahead.

[Riley]

I forgot.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Do I have to do it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I'm throwing the eye. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you know what? You throw that. All right, we'll just take it to the eye. All right. Hey, this is Bobby Lee from PTSDW XM and I'm here live in Puerto Rico.

[Andrew Santino]

Go.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's been a 10 car pileup including a school, a bus with nine fatalities.

[Katie]

I kill you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I killed him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Katie]

You got taken out.

[Andrew Santino]

Katie, you can't. That's not your. That's not your bag. You're marketing.

[Riley]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know how. You know how to market.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but Katie, give it a shot. You're marketing, but give it a shot.

[Riley]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And action.

[Riley]

We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico with a.

[Andrew Santino]

Has been a bus crash.

[Bobby Lee]

Cut.

[Andrew Santino]

The funniest part is everybody laughs whenever. When you say 10 car pileup with kids.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like looking for. That was really real. That was really real. That was really real.

[Andrew Santino]

And. And go. One more time. Go.

[Riley]

We're here reporting live from Puerto Rico where There's been a 10 car pileup and everyone's gone except for Timmy.

[Andrew Santino]

And Timmy has some words to say

[Riley]

about how all his friends are loss.

[Andrew Santino]

And I also die from the eye. You die from that. You also die from the eye.

[Bobby Lee]

Really great. Really great guy.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys. You have a Bright future ahead, all of the Quinnipiac students.

[Bobby Lee]

And we love you guys. When you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

We think it's always fun when you guys come by. We appreciate you very much. Thank you, guys. All right, go sit in there. This is your doctor.

[Bobby Lee]

This is your doctor.

[Andrew Santino]

You perform. You performed on Carlos.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Miracles, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Performed on Carlos.

[Dr. Deutsch]

I.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you know how many men have performed on Carlos? A lot. Hundreds.

[Dr. Deutsch]

There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

You look like Salieri from the movie. I mean, Wolf. Mozart. What's that movie? Yeah, yeah, Salieri's here.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Salari. Like an artist.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your name, sir?

[Dr. Deutsch]

David Deutsch.

[Andrew Santino]

Dr. Deutsch.

[Bobby Lee]

David Deutsch.

[Andrew Santino]

Dr. German. And Dr. Deutsch did this little work of art on Carlos's head here. We wanted to bring him in to shout it out because.

[Dr. Deutsch]

My pleasure.

[Andrew Santino]

So what do you think the. The chances of this becoming a nice head of lettuce like you are yours?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Well, you know, when you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, is not a good answer if the first words from a doctor are, well, it's tough.

[Dr. Deutsch]

No, the. The thing is, you have to be realistic about when you do this procedure.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So, for example, Carlos and I had a very long discussion about what we can accomplish. Okay, I'm going to give you some numbers. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So Carlos probably has lost about 70,000 hairs. I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

Holy. Holy.

[Andrew Santino]

70,000?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Dr. Deutsch]

60, 70,000. And we transport.

[Bobby Lee]

What is his head? Normandy. What is going on?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Here's the thing.

[Jacob]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on here?

[Andrew Santino]

The average human head has 90,000, 150,000.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane, dude. Wow.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So you guys are fact checking me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

All right, so say he lost, you know, 60, 70,000 hairs. We replaced about 7,000 hairs. Seven or 8,000 hairs. So, I mean, it's a fraction of what he had before. But it's not a numerical density. It's a cosmetic density, meaning you don't want to replace and you can't every hair that's been lost, but you want to do it in such a way that it gives him a nice result. So what. What we did was we worked in the front, back to about the vertex of his crown to give him, you know, a nice hairline and a good appearance from the front. We'll see how things look in about a year, see what the donor looks like, and then hopefully attack the back.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Dr. Deutsch]

We also had to build. Build up on the sides here. Like, the. The hairline normally plugs into. We call them the parietal humps. It has to plug in there. Carlos's had receded down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So I had to also build that up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

To plug.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does this happen to a human being?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it genetics?

[Dr. Deutsch]

It's. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

So the major cause for it's failed genetics, Right?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Well, I'm not gonna say it's failed genetics. It's genetics. It's genetics and hormones. So we call it androgenetic alopecia, which is a fancy word. Androgen. Androgens are hormones. Genetics. It's heredity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that.

[Dr. Deutsch]

That's the vast majority of hair loss.

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[Dr. Deutsch]

That's what causes it. That's what we see. There are other factors. It's multifactorial, but those are.

[Bobby Lee]

Does drugs have a factor?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Probably, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

The major thing is if. If you are losing your hair or you think you're losing your hair, or you're concerned about maintaining your hair, you can come to Bosley. I mean, we have locations in almost every major sub city. All the consultations are free. So you can go on bosley.com. you can set up a consultation and have a discussion.

[Bobby Lee]

I have so many questions. I have so many questions.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

The first question is this. Okay. I have several. Can I ask my questions?

[Andrew Santino]

Did I say you couldn't at any point?

[Bobby Lee]

Did I say I don't know? All right, so, number one, I've always wanted a beard transplant.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you do those?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yes, we do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, we do. And where. Where would you take the hairs from?

[Dr. Deutsch]

So it's basically the same thing. It's from the back of the head.

[Bobby Lee]

Could I use my pubic hair? You could, yeah. Yeah, because I want that. I want that.

[Dr. Deutsch]

I would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Dr. Deutsch isn't doing that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why wouldn't you do that?

[Dr. Deutsch]

No, no. I mean, you could, but the hair is pretty curly and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not his. Oh, maybe it's unbelievably straight. It's like a. It's like a. The mane of a horse.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wild. Yeah, it's wild. They don't curl. They stick out a lot. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, beautiful pubes. Dr. Deutsch, I'm sure.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not going to show you.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah, could be done. Yeah, Just not in my wheelhouse. But, yeah, there's. I'm sure somebody out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, but. But Bosley does not do that.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Correct?

[Bobby Lee]

Bosley. Bosley, correct. All right, so back of the hair.

[Dr. Deutsch]

We do. But we do do beards, just not from the pubic region.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, back of the head.

[Dr. Deutsch]

This is so.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. It's what the facts.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So this procedure is Based on the fact that this area back here here is called the safe donor zone. Like, you can see dudes that are totally bald. Right. They still have that ring of hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Whatever reason, evolutionarily, whatever it is, they maintain that hair. So we know it's. It's a. It's a. It's called donor dominance. We know we can take the hair from back there and move it to wherever we want, including facial hair, and that hair is going to be perfect.

[Andrew Santino]

Face on. Your face is wild, though. Does that work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but once I do the surgery, I can never go back.

[Dr. Deutsch]

You mean take it back?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Repossess the hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, bring them back to back. Back there?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Well, theoretically. Theoretically, you could, because, you know, like, the way that we took Carlos's donor hair out is something called fue. Follicular unit excision. That's where we take a tiny little drill and we remove them one by one. Theoretically, you could do that to remove the hairs. I wouldn't do it on the face because it could leave scarring.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Scarring. Oh, yeah. It'll look weird.

[Andrew Santino]

I like your face just the way

[Bobby Lee]

I want a beard like yours.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Man.

[Andrew Santino]

Brother, you're never gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

This is just.

[Andrew Santino]

This is. You get these or you don't get.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I do. I go to Bosley.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Exactly. Amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

But this. This.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not his hair.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm wearing a wig. This. We wore a wig for. So funny now. Now that he's going to take that. We wore. We were supposed to both. He had his wig on earlier. Four Fancy on the right. We were wearing wigs for him.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Okay, but that's. That's your hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, that's my hair.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah. No, but I've seen you with your. Your hair is great under.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But.

[Jacob]

But, but.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Not as good as this. And now he's going to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Thanks a lot, doctor. Sorry about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Is.

[Andrew Santino]

He told. The doctor told you the week was better.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry about that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but you know what?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think you should do the beard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because your face, the way it is.

[Bobby Lee]

How does it feel to have a beard?

[Andrew Santino]

It covers up how weird my face looks. You've seen my face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, My face looks weird, too now.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a great face.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I had it because I. When I was in high school, I could grow one, and I was like, oh, I could grow a beard when I was, like, 15. Teen. So ever since then, I was like, I'm never gonna not have a Beard. Yeah, it's great.

[Bobby Lee]

That's theoretical. Doctor, Theoretically, if I. If I wanted hairy feet, theoretically, could you put the back of my head and make my hair completely fuzzy?

[Dr. Deutsch]

You could. So we've actually fuzzy feet.

[Bobby Lee]

What, like a hobbit? Like a hobbit. Yeah, yeah, you could.

[Dr. Deutsch]

We actually did. My partner did a case. A guy was very self conscious about not having hair on his calves, and we did.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, look, look, look.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he doesn't have any.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have any. Yeah, I have only blotches like it's from Chernobyl.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Chernobyl legs.

[Dr. Deutsch]

So theoretically, you could do that, but,

[Bobby Lee]

you know, I don't care about this.

[Andrew Santino]

Could you ever make a palm hairy?

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah, I mean, it. It would grow probably on pretty much any skin.

[Andrew Santino]

Surf. I mean, that's crazy that you could do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hairy palms would be just on your right hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You drop off too much, so the joke lives.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Wouldn't want to, but you could probably transplant any.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll be honest with you. I would love a super hairy ass.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no hair on my ass, and I love a very hairy butt.

[Bobby Lee]

Honestly, when I turn 60, I'm gonna get a beard transplant.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm gonna retire and I want a large beard and long hair. I want to look like a. You know, I mean, a mystic kind of creature.

[Andrew Santino]

You already look like a mystic creature

[Bobby Lee]

in a good way. And we're gonna go mystic.

[Jacob]

You don't need help.

[Dr. Deutsch]

That's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Dr. Deutsch, we're realistic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Sounds good.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

So at 60, you're saying that in 65 years.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, dude, you're 55 this year. Yeah, I forgot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In five years, I'm not gonna get. I don't want to get sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Why closer to.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I think you're. That means you're gonna die.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And I don't want you to die ever.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, thank you so much, doctor.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you, doctor.

[Bobby Lee]

If you guys want to ever get a. A head transplant or a beer transplant, you have not a head.

[Andrew Santino]

Bosley can't give you a new head.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they will.

[Andrew Santino]

But when you do figure out that technology, I. I want to be Michael B. Jordan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dr. Deutsch]

Go to bosley.com for more information.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And give him. All right, thank you. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much.

[Riley]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.