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Andrew Santino
And check out Andrew. He's gonna be at the Punchline in San Francisco, one of the best comedy clubs in America.
Bobby Lee
I'm gonna go to Brea. Brea. The Brea Improv. I'm in Tempe. I've never.
Andrew Santino
I'm. I'm gonna come up with.
Bobby Lee
You're gonna come out for that?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Good.
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna visit my mom, then I'm.
Bobby Lee
Gonna be down at the Horseshoe in Hammond, Indiana. I'm gonna be at. In Hanover, Maryland, Atlantic City at Borgata, then Harrison Valley Center. I'm also adding Vegas and another couple of shows. Go to andrewsantino.com for this andrewsantino.com and go watch a special this Friday on Hulu. You better believe it, pal. I took my dad to a Monday Night Football game, and then we went out and just got hammered afterwards. And we're sitting at the bar, just my dad and I just like. Like, just leaning against the bar, and he looks over at me, you know, like, how dad can look over you sometimes? Gives me that smile, you know, that twinkle in his eye. I'm waiting for him to say he loves me, you know? And he goes, I'm pissing right now. Hey, good girl. Do y' all want to shoot guns just right out back? Yes, Queen. Yes, Queen. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm Ron Weasley. I'm Ron Weasley. I'm sorry. I don't even like that one. Let's move on. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
Andrew Santino
White dude. Two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something.
Bobby Lee
We're bad friends.
Andrew Santino
We can be heroes. Just for one day. Ms. Bowie, good night. Hello. Welcome to wow.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
What? What? What a pleasure to be here.
Bobby Lee
What a pleasure to be here to be back in the studio.
Andrew Santino
Andrew's been gone for so long.
Bobby Lee
One month.
Andrew Santino
We don't even know how. What he looked like anymore. Look the same was what now you're pinkish.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I got a sunburn yesterday.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you're pinkish. And your attitude is a little aggro.
Bobby Lee
I'm aggro.
Andrew Santino
Now you spit a gum at me and guess what I did to it.
Bobby Lee
You have any proof that this happened?
Andrew Santino
No, but what did I do?
Bobby Lee
Headbutted it.
Andrew Santino
I head bit butted away.
Bobby Lee
You are a soccer man.
Andrew Santino
Like George. What? Like what George Bush did with the shoe, Right? I, I, I, I locked in at the gum.
Bobby Lee
You're good.
Andrew Santino
And I saw it in slow motion. I headbutted it.
Bobby Lee
See?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Here.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Here.
Bobby Lee
I have a packet here. Ready?
Andrew Santino
Go. Well, you can.
Bobby Lee
Oh, sorry.
Andrew Santino
You gotta put it. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Let me get one more.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Baseball. Use the baseball, but don't throw it. Lob it.
Bobby Lee
This is softer.
Andrew Santino
Okay. Go.
Bobby Lee
Really good.
Andrew Santino
Look at that.
Bobby Lee
Really good.
Andrew Santino
Did you see that, dude?
Bobby Lee
Wow. Did you see that, Jules? Rudy. Jules is back.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, at the Korean spot. When I see nuts in my face. Korean nuts. I can do it, dude.
Bobby Lee
Rudy. What's going on? Welcome back to the show. Hello.
Andrew Santino
Hello.
Bobby Lee
Energy through the roof.
Andrew Santino
God. Oh, my God. Hi.
Bobby Lee
Top hasn't watched, hasn't washed your car since you gave it to her.
Andrew Santino
I know.
Bobby Lee
Not kidding. We were right next to each other and I was like, that is as dirty as you left it.
Andrew Santino
As soon as your mom left this morning, I woke up in shivers and in a sweat.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
Our house is going down. Her mom. If anyone listening right now, you want Filipino in your house? Her mom, she's cleans everything.
Bobby Lee
Can we put up the website? Get a Philippines?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. You had a Filipino dude. The, the way you fold the. You know, the socks and the underwear.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Future.
Bobby Lee
Where did your mom go? Back to the Philippines.
Andrew Santino
She's gone.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Ice, huh? Got her.
Andrew Santino
Well, she was worried about it. I called twice. Yeah. What, for the challenge? Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Welcome to ICE. To get someone deported, press one.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You are 36 in line. Please hold.
Andrew Santino
And people hold for hours. They can't wait. You know Oasis tickets, They'll hold on for five hours.
Bobby Lee
How much those tickets going for right now? Oasis, what do you think? What's the average? Let's guess what the average Resale tickets are all sold out if we want to go to the Rose Bowl. What do you think that costs for, like an average ticket? I'm guessing like 300, 400 for shitty.
Andrew Santino
Can I say something controversial?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. May I? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You have five good songs.
Bobby Lee
You're. You're so out of pocket right now. That's insane.
Andrew Santino
They have five good songs. You think Wonderwall.
Bobby Lee
Keep going. Bring up their fucking album. You're telling me they only have five good songs?
Andrew Santino
I think so.
Bobby Lee
That whole album was good.
Andrew Santino
What's that main album, Don't Look Back in Anger. Good song. Super Wonderwalk. Supersonic. Great song.
Bobby Lee
Don't Go away.
Andrew Santino
Champagne. Supernova.
Bobby Lee
Cigarettes and alcohol. Never heard of that song on Definitely. Maybe.
Andrew Santino
Sing me cigarette right now Boom. Send me cigarettes and alcohol right now.
Bobby Lee
Cigarettes and alcohol.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Fight me in this school.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Sing me. Roll with it. Roll with it.
Bobby Lee
Just roll with it. Just roll with it. How about Dixie?
Andrew Santino
London?
Bobby Lee
Digsby's? Digsy's.
Andrew Santino
What are you gonna do? We're gonna rol. Yeah. You don't know any of this shit.
Bobby Lee
How about fucking in the bushes? Fucking in the bushes. Oh, you like Morning Glory?
Andrew Santino
Supersonic. Okay. Morning Glory. Okay. My point is, is that five.
Bobby Lee
She's electric.
Andrew Santino
She's electric. She's electric in the morning she buzzes with electricity.
Bobby Lee
Actually. The Importance of Being Idol is one of their best.
Andrew Santino
Bristol. Let me hear it.
Bobby Lee
The Importance of Being Idol is one of their best songs. And he actually said that's his favorite song. Let me bring up something that's wild.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Because I learned something this week. Those conjoined twin girls had a baby.
Andrew Santino
No. Abby and Britney.
Bobby Lee
Is that their names?
Andrew Santino
Brittany and Abby.
Bobby Lee
They had a baby.
Andrew Santino
There's no way Brittany and Abby had a baby.
Bobby Lee
They did. Dog. Look at conjoined twins Abby and Brittany I've seen carrying their baby. So the guy's only married to one of the girls.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
How does that work? And we had to Google it. They share a vagina.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So she. The other one has to look away when they're hooking up.
Andrew Santino
The other one doesn't get the name. It's. She has no say.
Bobby Lee
Is that what it is?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What if one of them is like, come inside me? The other one's like, God, please don't.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Because they might have mixed feelings about it now.
Andrew Santino
It'd be wild. If their baby is conjoined.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
What if they do three? It's three conjoined and then they. One upped. Right.
Bobby Lee
Whoa.
Andrew Santino
Their parent or one up. Their moms.
Bobby Lee
Mom and dad.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
Bobby Lee
Because I learned that this. There's a pitcher that plays in mlb and he's what's called a mirror image identical twin. Look this up. This is insane. I thought. I thought identical twins was it. I thought mirroring is like the same. No. A mirror image identical twin. Yeah. Look at that. Taylor and Tyler Rogers are both baseball players. So his left side is his right side. So if you looked at each other, it would be like looking exactly in a mirror. Isn't that.
Andrew Santino
I Don't get it. Explain it to me.
Bobby Lee
Mirror image.
Andrew Santino
Meaning, like, I'm looking at you.
Bobby Lee
My right side is your left side, so it's mirror. It's not. It's not flipped.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but if I was at your left side, people would think that you had a stroke.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Why is this ice.
Bobby Lee
Squinting. My left side is Korean stroke. Yeah, but their mirror image, identical twins, which happens when the. It splits at a certain time, and if it splits a second later, they become conjoined. So they just miss becoming conjoined.
Andrew Santino
Whoa.
Bobby Lee
By a millisecond, I think.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Isn't that crazy?
Andrew Santino
That's crazy.
Bobby Lee
What? Would you. Would you ever date. You ever date an identical twin? I feel like I'd be down. Yeah. It's kind of just like a threesome, but, like, with just one dick, she goes right for it.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean? What do you mean, threesome with one dick?
Bobby Lee
She says she's getting two for one.
Andrew Santino
All right. Oh, you mean two conjoined twins.
Bobby Lee
I'm talking about identical.
Andrew Santino
Identical. You were, like, conjoined. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
I'd be down to conjoin. Well, they. They don't. They don't have two dicks.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
One dick. Yeah, yeah. But four balls, oddly enough.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. A lot more to play with, I guess.
Andrew Santino
Now, if they had two dicks. Right. Would you sometimes suck the brother's dick or. No.
Bobby Lee
Maybe just caress.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you feel bad. Because you have empathy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You feel bad.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. If I was the other. If I was the other. But I would play. I get a switch.
Bobby Lee
Dude, I thought of you at the airport. A guy had a handheld and it was going through his glasses. What is that?
Andrew Santino
What do you. I'm not the president of Sony.
Bobby Lee
You're a video game. What are you talking about? Aren't you Samsung?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, A guy had a pair of glasses.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. I'm not you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's not you.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
A guy had a pair of glasses at the airport. He was sitting, waiting for the plane, and he was like this. He had a controller and he was looking up just with his. With glasses.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
What is that? What console is that? I've never seen that in my entire rich nose. Richie, do you know? No, I don't. Well, then get the out of here. God damn it, Richie.
Andrew Santino
Don't nod your head like you know.
Bobby Lee
Richie's back. Did we not build him a cage? I thought we were gonna build him.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Richie's back. He's been working out, too. Look.
Bobby Lee
Oh, you know how it is.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There it is.
Bobby Lee
Hey, baby. Oh, my.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God. Dude.
Bobby Lee
Richie. Richie, go sit in that chair. Go sit in that chair.
Andrew Santino
You like Rich? You love the Rich.
Bobby Lee
I love Rich dog.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Jules, you know Richie?
Bobby Lee
I've met Richie.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah. How. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Richie's got his.
Andrew Santino
His. Let's judge his legs.
Bobby Lee
I didn't know you were that hairy. I wouldn't have assumed he was that hairy.
Andrew Santino
Dude. You have Hugh Jackman's.
Bobby Lee
It's kind of hot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wait, that's. Hot legs. You think he's got hot legs?
Andrew Santino
Do you think that Hugh Jackman would have those legs?
Bobby Lee
I'll get that. No, that's more. Gerard Butler. That's Jerry Butler.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's Jerry Butler. But it's, like, really nice. Manly. It's the upper body you need to work on. You have Michael Phelps upper body. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Usually I'm like, the upper body's the cell.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, no.
Andrew Santino
And you have a school shooter's face. You.
Bobby Lee
Do you think the upper body is. Is your best. I think it's all kind of the charm. I think my face is sort of the. I think it's a little. I'm a whole package, you know? Right. You're like a package that they threw over the fence now.
Andrew Santino
Did you go to the Weird Al show?
Bobby Lee
Of course I did. I got my shirt on right here. It was the best thing ever.
Andrew Santino
Was it a good show?
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God. It was amazing. He did costume changes, like, every single time. He had the fat suit for fat.
Andrew Santino
He had the Whoa.
Bobby Lee
The Amish paradise beard.
Andrew Santino
It was whoa.
Bobby Lee
And he plays all the hits. He doesn't play new songs. No, I mean, a couple new. But, like, all the hits, Everything you wanted to hear, everything was in there.
Andrew Santino
Crazy. Wow.
Bobby Lee
Did he.
Andrew Santino
How many people? A lot.
Bobby Lee
What was that? It was that Kia Forum. Oh.
Andrew Santino
Oh.
Bobby Lee
It felt like. Not sold out, but, like, pretty sold out. Might have been sold out. A lot of people in the Forum, dude. He's.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. There he was.
Andrew Santino
He's the man.
Bobby Lee
God. Weird Al is the man. We love you, Weird Al.
Andrew Santino
We love Weird.
Bobby Lee
Now you think Weird Al is better than Oasis?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. More hits.
Bobby Lee
He does have more hits. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
The Yoda song.
Bobby Lee
Just Eat it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Just eat it.
Bobby Lee
Gangsters. Amish Paradise.
Andrew Santino
I've met him before.
Bobby Lee
He's super nice, white and nerdy. Polka face. I mean, I can. These are all bangers. My baloney. My bologna. So good.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. It's amazing.
Bobby Lee
You know, this is one of those guys. He will last Forever and ever and ever.
Andrew Santino
Forever.
Bobby Lee
Right. He'll.
Andrew Santino
He's clean.
Bobby Lee
Family fun.
Andrew Santino
You know who he is?
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I don't know Weird Al. No.
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
You never heard of Weird Al Yankovic? Wow. Well, he's a guy who does parody songs.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He does popular songs. He started in, like, the late 90s, and he would do popular songs, then remake them. Like there's a song called Beat it by Michael Jackson. Just beat it down. And he wrote a song called Just Eat It. Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat It.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And he. He got sued no less than a thousand times. Right. Over the years. No, he would always get the artist permission. Oh, he did. I thought he got sued for a couple of times by people I'm pretty sure, like, for is. It might have been Amish Paradise. I'm pretty sure he's pissed at him. Weird Al settled a lawsuit Sony Music, for undisclosed amount in 2013, ending a $5 million claim that the record label had unpaid, underpaid him royalties. Oh, that's for him.
Andrew Santino
For him.
Bobby Lee
But Amish paradise looked that up. Wasn't cool. Coolio. I think he was not a fan. Yeah. Coolio hated it. Yeah. There's like parody loopholes or something like that. They're always. You can parody anything. That's true way around it. It is true. There's loopholes to everything. The controversy, a misunderstanding between Kulio and Weird Al regarding permission to parody his Gangster's Paradise. He, Coolio initially felt disrespected and publicly stated he never gave permission. Yankovic believed he had received approval through the record label. Dispute ultimately cooled down. Coolio later admitted his reaction was wrong because he probably. It only probably sold more albums for him. That's the irony. I bet you that just resells more albums for the original. Oh, totally. I only knew Amish paradise for years. You never knew Gangster Paradise. I didn't know Gangster's paradise for a while. Weird Al was like my introduction to half of these songs. So disrespectful to Insanely disrespectful.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
It's an honor to Weird Al, though. Well, you're weird out. You're a weird alien.
Andrew Santino
I am.
Bobby Lee
You're a weird alien. What is. Does he call his fans something? Weirdos. I'll take Weirdo's kind of a cool one. I kind of like that. Weirdos. If he's not doing that, he should. Yeah, well, he jumps on every other bandwagon thing. I'm surprised. What is it? The ironic thing about Gangsters Paradise It's. It's kind of a parody of Pastime paradise by Stevie Wonder. So he stole it, too? Well, every rap song has samples from other things, right? Pretty heavily sampled, including the title. So what, does Stevie Wonder have beef with Coolio? He just might. Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Andrew Santino
Nerd talk.
Bobby Lee
It's cool Talk. What is.
Andrew Santino
What, what do we. What is going on here? Do we. Grandma's basement.
Bobby Lee
Nerd talk. Welcome back to npr. Today we're going to be just exploring the past of albums and where they came from. Today my guest is Richie.
Andrew Santino
Richie. Hi.
Bobby Lee
Hi, Richie. Hi. Happy to be here. Too loud for npr.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I'm really happy to be here. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Very good. Very good.
Andrew Santino
My name. My name is Devon M. Lewis, and I have my podcast part. My radio partner, and I'm 40 Schoenfield. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Cassie. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Andrew Santino
Nice to meet you. And I have a question for you. If you had a time machine, you know me, what era would you time back to? It's a fun question that we always ask our guests. We always.
Bobby Lee
We say that to all of them.
Andrew Santino
And we have also our third mic here.
Bobby Lee
Shira, Oklahoma.
Andrew Santino
Shira Oklahoma. And she's not from Oklahoma. That's the. That's the gag.
Bobby Lee
That's the gag.
Andrew Santino
The gag. Yeah, the gag. She's from Tennessee.
Bobby Lee
She's from Tennessee.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Anyway, Oklahoma. Anyway, what time? What era?
Bobby Lee
What era? The 1980s, of course. I feel like all the movies came out then. Oh, wow.
Andrew Santino
All the movies. All the movies.
Bobby Lee
Like, what movies?
Andrew Santino
Let me guess. You love Gremlins. What? Yeah. Weird Science. Is that your gift?
Bobby Lee
Science is great. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's amazing.
Bobby Lee
Ghostbusters, the original one was that. What was Ghostbusters 1?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Ghostbusters 7.
Bobby Lee
Full metal jacket, late 70s. Full metal jacket's amazing. Ghostbusters 84. That's right. In 84 and 84.
Andrew Santino
You know, one time I didn't masturbate for, like, three weeks straight. And when I did ejaculate, the Secret of the Ooze, that marshmallow monster out of my penis. It was very interesting. Yeah. Marshmallow man came out of my penis.
Bobby Lee
That was a big thing in the 80s. I feel like ooze movies. Do you guys know that, like, a lot of movies have ooze in them? There was a lot of ooze movies. There's all about ooze.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah. Are you an Ooze fan? Just in general.
Bobby Lee
I wouldn't say I'm an ooze fan.
Andrew Santino
More fast, you know, I bet you money you put a lot of gravy on your biscuits.
Bobby Lee
I like to put some gravy.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you only donuts if they have, like, a little filling in there, Right?
Bobby Lee
Boston cream's the best.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. And I bet you, you do this in that little hole where they put the creaming. The cream. You probably squeeze the donut so this. So the cream squirts out a little bit, Right? And you squirt it in your mouth. Do you not? Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
He's not wrong. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Blob.
Andrew Santino
Great film.
Bobby Lee
It's a lot of ooze movies.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Well, Gak was big from Nickelodeon. We were coming off the era of Gak and Slop and fl. It was a popular thing to put in. In pop culture.
Andrew Santino
You know what I would do if I had a time machine? And we've talked about this, right? Yeah, yeah. Sharad. Is that your name?
Bobby Lee
Huh?
Andrew Santino
Your name?
Bobby Lee
Sure. What's my name? Yeah, What's. What's my name? I've been on this show for 30.
Andrew Santino
I know.
Bobby Lee
And you don't know.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. What's my name? What's my name? Yeah. Anyway, anyway, we've talked about this. What I would do is I would. I would get the recipes for OxyContin, all these opiate drugs, go back to the 1800s, New York, and have a little stand, you know, I mean. And I would sell these pills. I would make a fortune, I think.
Bobby Lee
Smart.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What would you do in a time society? Yeah. What would you do as a time machine?
Bobby Lee
I had an idea once. It's pretty offbeat, but I would go get an almanac, a sports almanac, and go back in time.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I see. What? Let me guess. Can I guess? Yeah, right. You would bet on games, you'd already know. You'd be right. Yeah. That's interesting.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's a very good thing. You know what I would also do is I would find Steve Jobs early when he was living in the garage developing stuff.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And I would give him a million dollars ago. Let's just get. Anything you do. I'll get 10%. Your company.
Bobby Lee
10%.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Smart.
Andrew Santino
And the YouTube, that Chinese guy from the YouTube.
Bobby Lee
Is that the same guy as Sony?
Andrew Santino
No, it's not the same guy. Yeah. What would you do? Oklahoma. Ms. Oklahoma.
Bobby Lee
Ms. Oklahoma. I would try to ride the plane from 2001. 9, 11.
Andrew Santino
My God. And to save.
Bobby Lee
And would just turn around.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you would? Do you have a pilot's license?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Can you imagine? Rudy gets on one of the flights from 9 11, she just stands up and goes, turn around. Nothing happens.
Andrew Santino
Nothing happens.
Bobby Lee
Turn around.
Andrew Santino
Turn around.
Bobby Lee
That's it. You wouldn't do anything. You would just try to make them turn it around.
Andrew Santino
You have one shot. That's what you do. Get on that plane.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Maybe convince, like, maybe like a blow job or something.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, that's it. That's it.
Bobby Lee
He's like, well, what should we do now? We're going to get 35 virgins when we get up.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
There isn't one single Chinese guy who owns YouTube. It's subs. It's a subsidiary Google.
Andrew Santino
No. Who's that Asian guy? I would go to that Asian guy. I would go to Steve Chen and go, hey, I'll give you some money. Just give me 10 of your company. And back then they probably do it.
Bobby Lee
Of course. What is Steve Chen doing?
Andrew Santino
Now?
Bobby Lee
See, this is the kind of thing, these guys are quiet. They develop Taiwanese, American.
Andrew Santino
Let me guess, let me guess. Yeah, he's riddled with white.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God. Yeah. Just pouring it down.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Chen dog. Is he married? Oh, yeah, he's got a spouse. He's married. He's happily married with two kids.
Andrew Santino
Because you know that Enron. You remember Enron?
Bobby Lee
Love Enron. Big Enron.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, huge.
Andrew Santino
So, I mean, all of them went to prison, but there was one Asian dude with an accent.
Bobby Lee
Didn't go.
Andrew Santino
No, he got out early a year earlier, before the investigation started. And him and a stripper, you know, I mean, he met a white girl stripper, this guy Lulong Pie. He got a white stripper from a, like, strip club, right. Goes be. Be my wife. Right. They took all this money and they bought all this property in like, I think, Oklahoma or somewhere like that.
Bobby Lee
Genius.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he was a genius. And they. They never got him. Did he still stay with.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's Lou Long right now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What's. He's still with the stripper, dude.
Bobby Lee
$270 million after being forced to sell his shares to satisfy his divorce settlement two months before the. This guy's genius.
Andrew Santino
He's a genius, dude.
Bobby Lee
L. Pong.
Andrew Santino
That's a great documentary.
Bobby Lee
That's Liu PI.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's Lupi, dude.
Bobby Lee
No, that's him.
Andrew Santino
That's him.
Bobby Lee
PI was a senior executive at Enron.
Andrew Santino
Look at him. He got out. He. He sensed it. He knew, you know, what we doing right here is very, very wrong. Yeah, I mean, I have to. I'm gonna go to strip club, Right? I know this white girl very Smart.
Bobby Lee
To go to a strip club and grab.
Andrew Santino
Causing my. I'm. I'm calling my cousin. I'm him.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Hello? Rang.
Bobby Lee
Hello?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I did so many wrong thing going around.
Bobby Lee
What are you gonna do about it?
Andrew Santino
What do you think I should do?
Bobby Lee
I don't know. You want to go titty bar for ranch.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Imagine they just went there for lunch.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That struck the idea.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That's like social networks. Something came from Nothing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
This guy goes to a strip club and gets to go. That's genius. Yeah, because by the way, they need that. She obviously needs help getting out of her situation. He needs help.
Andrew Santino
It's the. It's pretty pink.
Bobby Lee
It's pretty in pink.
Andrew Santino
It's pretty and pink.
Bobby Lee
It is pretty in pink.
Andrew Santino
Pretty and.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's kind of the same story.
Andrew Santino
But he's trying to save them. Don't you want. Do you have a savior kind of.
Bobby Lee
A thing or no savior mentality? Yeah, I think we want to help people a lot. I don't think we can save most. Yeah, like, we want to help Richie. We want to try to get Richie laid.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Richie, do you.
Andrew Santino
We have some.
Bobby Lee
We got some girls.
Andrew Santino
We have some girls. You want to do that now?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Let me see. Let's see if. Put on your caner so you can hear some. This girl says. Serena says I'm chill.
Andrew Santino
I want to say this before I know you're. I'm sorry, but Carlos said beforehand that I'm going to be mad because these are some of the girl. These girls I wouldn't be able to get.
Bobby Lee
That's not true.
Andrew Santino
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
You think it's going to be. It's going to go down to the wire. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
All right. Very good.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
There's going to be an offsize interference.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So Chicago Bears are plus one over Minnesota, which sounds good because it's in Chicago.
Andrew Santino
I have my opinion, but.
Bobby Lee
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After Let me say I get, you know, because I'm, I'm on some, you know, injections, you know, you're an injector. And at night I get hunger pain sometimes. Right? And what I do is I do a little bit of kachava here. I have chocolate, I have chai, I have matcha, strawberry, vanilla. And now I've never had this before. We have sweet, creamy, surprising stacked strawberry. That's what it says. That looks really gonna be. You know what? I guarantee you it's gonna be sweet.
Bobby Lee
And creamy and surprisingly stacked.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. And I'm gonna say this, it's so you, it satisfies your hunger.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You know, you're getting the right nutrients, you know, I mean, and minerals and whatnot. You know, I mean. And it is delicious.
Bobby Lee
It's delicious.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
But the best part about kachavi, you can, you can add it with frozen fruit, you can add it to your coffee, throw in peanut butter, you can, you can mix it with a bunch of different kind of stuff 85 + superfoods.
Andrew Santino
Andrew so nutrients and plant based ingredients.
Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Thank you.
Andrew Santino
Because I have so many subscriptions on my phone.
Bobby Lee
Too many.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. With meditation apps. They charge me every year and I don't use anymore. I don't know.
Bobby Lee
I don't know anything. I know that everyone at home has apps they don't know that they're paying for. And Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Well, the best part is they give you this dashboard. It lays out your total financial picture. We went through it with Bobby and we saw all the disaster paying for.
Andrew Santino
It was a disaster.
Bobby Lee
It was actually kind of sad. It was funny, but sad. But the best part is Rocket Money is there even going to try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. The app automatically scans those bills. Find the opportunities to save and they'll do the talking. You don't got to worry about it.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
This girl said she'd drive tonight for you. This is Serena Nicole Mann. I mean, I'm pretty flattered. She'd drive right down. Pick me up. I don't have to call the Uber or nothing.
Andrew Santino
I mean, is this her?
Bobby Lee
That's her.
Andrew Santino
While cute.
Bobby Lee
Pewdiepie. What do you think, Rich? I'm Pretty flattered. I like her. This is up your alley.
Andrew Santino
Up your alley. How old is her? She Serena?
Bobby Lee
She doesn't say. I don't know. But hold on.
Andrew Santino
What does she do for a living? I got another.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, there's not enough information on this one.
Andrew Santino
I feel like just based on look.
Bobby Lee
So you would do it based off of looks? Yeah, but based off of. I don't know. Her slow investigating tells you she lives in Vegas. And I'll tell you why.
Andrew Santino
Why?
Bobby Lee
Why do you think? How did I guess that?
Andrew Santino
Let me see. Based on this photo?
Bobby Lee
No, I base it on something else.
Andrew Santino
Okay, go get all the photos I want to see. I want to be an investigator. The sun, it's extra sunny there.
Bobby Lee
It's extra sunny.
Andrew Santino
No. Why?
Bobby Lee
Well, go back to the email.
Andrew Santino
Oh, on the email.
Bobby Lee
702. 702 is the area code for Las Vegas. And I put this together knowing. Because when she said. When she said, I'll drive to Cali tonight, I thought, it's got to be a close enough place. It's got to be Nevada. 702 is Vegas, bro.
Andrew Santino
What are you doing in this job, dude? There's crimes that need to be solved, bro.
Bobby Lee
I don't do that anymore. I told Billy I don't do that.
Andrew Santino
No talking, jabbering with that.
Bobby Lee
You're the FBI calling.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. Come on, man. We got some murders.
Bobby Lee
I can't do that no more. I told you. Not after my brother.
Andrew Santino
I'm sorry for saying best friend.
Bobby Lee
He is. I love him. Oh, a date with Richie. This is a mill from Cincinnati.
Andrew Santino
Oh, mill for the mill for that. Let me see the photo.
Bobby Lee
Well, zoom in first. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wait, I'm selling her more. Pass the last one. This one's up, dude. Dude, this one's up.
Andrew Santino
Richie. Richard Richie. What about this one?
Bobby Lee
Bad friends. I hear you're looking for someone to take Richie to the Weird Al concert. I think I'm your girl. I'm a real life MILF with a pretty awesome personality, sense of humor, and a soft spot for nerdy guys. Happen to be an. I just so happen to be an expert, which means I know how to make the date feel like the most fun guy in the room. And I have the wardrobe to prove it. Picture Richie watching, walking in with me on his arm. He gets to look like the king of nerds. I come to party with this with said king, and everyone wins. I keep it playful, classy, totally unforgettable. Just naughty enough to make a story. He'll never stop telling Candy.
Andrew Santino
We're flying her out. Let's do this. We're going to fly around me, we're going to fly her out.
Bobby Lee
She's got to be careful with that kind of shoes on. That kind of slippery. I mean, that's slippery out there by the way.
Andrew Santino
Tsunami comes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, be careful. So Candy's an escort and would love to take you out. I'm interested in sending you out. Go on to the next bathroom photo. First thing I noticed here has.
Andrew Santino
Oh my God.
Bobby Lee
She has one of those chalk. Those chalk writing bathrooms. You can write on the wall there. But that's a hotel. How do I know that's a hotel? The tiles above the tub, it's a hotel. And also the pre established soap dispensers.
Andrew Santino
Give me the best investigator over.
Bobby Lee
Look at the soap dispensers. There's a hotel. So this is a Holiday Inn.
Andrew Santino
How do you know that's Jimmy? Because she was murdered.
Bobby Lee
She was murdered at a holiday two.
Andrew Santino
Hours after this photo was taken. Explain to me, Jimmy. Jimmy, how do you know this is a Holiday Inn?
Bobby Lee
Because I've been to a lot of Holiday Inn.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I see. What else, Jimmy? How did the intruder get coming into the bathroom? He was murdered in the bathroom.
Bobby Lee
Intruder. Knock, knock, knock. Then said housekeeping. She said go away. They continue.
Andrew Santino
He probably went through the door. Right, Jimmy?
Bobby Lee
Front door. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Well, there's only one door there in the bathroom.
Bobby Lee
Oh, with her you can use the back door.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you can't. Oh, I see.
Bobby Lee
I made it very clear.
Andrew Santino
I see, Jimmy.
Bobby Lee
Very clear.
Andrew Santino
What else? All right.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, by the way, Richie, let's get a poll of this. Is this. Would you go out with this lady? Oh, 100%. This is another young lady. Let's see what she said.
Andrew Santino
Friends, push past. Push was all right already right now what? High teeth functionality.
Bobby Lee
High teeth functionality.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. And do you know what that means?
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
It means that she has great nice teeth. It's just a scientific way of saying it. Right.
Bobby Lee
You never heard that?
Andrew Santino
Beautiful eyes, right? Well, nails, right? Healthy.
Bobby Lee
They're natural.
Andrew Santino
Natural, healthy. No dirt. Nice lips. No dirt between the nails.
Bobby Lee
Say something about the eyes. Not a ton of makeup. It looks natural.
Andrew Santino
It's natural. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Not cake face.
Andrew Santino
Let's go.
Bobby Lee
Submitting my video to share. Why? Potentially Richie may be interested in taking me to weird out. I just pulled up to my waitressing job so I am covering up the restaurant's logo.
Andrew Santino
Go ahead, you go.
Bobby Lee
We have to guess the waitress. We have to guess the place that she works At. She's the waitress.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I mean, Tarantino ain't. Jimmy. Yeah, this.
Andrew Santino
This Laney. We found her dead. Bonnie. Yeah. Where does she waitress? Because you know, we can't figure that out.
Bobby Lee
I really know. I know. The color, the. The maroon of that shirt, it's a dead giveaway.
Andrew Santino
It seems like a chain.
Bobby Lee
It's obvious. She's got the meats.
Andrew Santino
She's got the meats. Okay. Thank you, Jimmy.
Bobby Lee
What is it? I wonder where she wages. It's either. You know, my instinct was either. Because it is maroon.
Andrew Santino
It's a high end. It's a. It's a. A. Jimmy, stop.
Bobby Lee
Don't Google it yet.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Ye.
Bobby Lee
I will say it can't be high end. High end restaurants don't make you wear.
Andrew Santino
Look how nice, though, that. It's not. It's not like a.
Bobby Lee
They don't make you wear polos. A high end.
Andrew Santino
Not high end. A chain. A high end chain.
Bobby Lee
Correct. Chili. Yeah, that's not Chili's. That's actually their outfit. Black Chili's is all black.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Idiot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Applebee's might be. Applebee's actually might be.
Andrew Santino
You know what I'm gonna say? Islands.
Bobby Lee
No, Islands is the Hawaiian shirts.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I didn't know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Hawaiian shirt. Red Robin is a. No, because that's the old one that I'm trying to think, is that even around anymore?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. It could also be a. At a golf place, like a.
Bobby Lee
At a. Oh, that's right. She could work at the country.
Andrew Santino
Country club.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That's also very good. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Or timely. Cracker Barrel.
Andrew Santino
I don't know. Cracker Bell, man.
Bobby Lee
I don't know.
Andrew Santino
But they weren't the white tea, because the last time when they were the.
Bobby Lee
White T shirts, well, they went through a big DEI change, apparently. So now everything is different.
Andrew Santino
I. I refuse to go in the change version of that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, we won't go back.
Andrew Santino
If I look and there's that old white cracker man with the barrel. Yeah. Yeah. I am out.
Bobby Lee
No, I'm in. That's the old way.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. If that's on there, I go in.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
If it's off, I do not go.
Bobby Lee
We don't go in.
Andrew Santino
I do not go in.
Bobby Lee
You heard it here, Cracker Barrel.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, we took you to Cracker Barrel for the first time on the road.
Andrew Santino
That was amazing.
Bobby Lee
I remember how much you bought from the store. Right.
Andrew Santino
It was. I was. I couldn't believe what they had there.
Bobby Lee
Shocking.
Andrew Santino
Shocking.
Bobby Lee
They had.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you're going to say this you turn me on to something there.
Bobby Lee
What did I do?
Andrew Santino
The fucking licorice.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wallabies.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Wiley Wallabies.
Andrew Santino
I had never heard of Wallabies. That's the place. I was. I was in it for hours. I had a shopping bag, everything.
Bobby Lee
He bought about 150 bucks worth of.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, come on. And you go. You pointed at wallabies and you go, man, back in my day or something like that.
Bobby Lee
I eat them today. I had one. I had two today when I left the house. I bought them at the airport again.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I get every flavor.
Bobby Lee
They're so.
Andrew Santino
They're so good.
Bobby Lee
Green apple. The Wiley Wallabies.
Andrew Santino
You know Wallabies? Licorice. Are you a licorice fan?
Bobby Lee
These are so good. What's the one below it? Is that star anise black licorice?
Andrew Santino
Are you lick. Are you a black licorice guy?
Bobby Lee
I don't like black licorice. I don't think almost anybody likes black licorice.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I don't know why.
Bobby Lee
This is awful. It's awful. You don't like black licorice? No, definitely not.
Andrew Santino
Have you had black licorice? Oh, the flavor is weird.
Bobby Lee
It's. It's. It's tastes like.
Andrew Santino
Tastes like Nyquil.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it does taste like shitty Nyquil.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he's a shitty night.
Bobby Lee
No, but I kind of like Nyquil sometimes times.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, because you know you're gonna get a little like buzz, buzz, buzz on.
Bobby Lee
Have you had the. Have you had the. The day. Not DayQuil. What's the other one? The Zquil, brother. I can chug this stuff.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
It's bad, dude, it's so good. I. ZQUIL is a non habit forming Nyquil and it's if you're not sick, if you just need to pass out. Yeah, bro, it's awesome. I should not be promoting horny after that. I get so horny on nyquil.
Andrew Santino
So Zquill.
Bobby Lee
I mean, any quill?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, any quill.
Bobby Lee
Any quill.
Andrew Santino
I get horny.
Bobby Lee
I get horny on the quill.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, dude, I do get horny on the.
Andrew Santino
Because my therapist and I have a deal, you know, like unisom. I can't take unisom anymore.
Bobby Lee
Do you know why you get to horn?
Andrew Santino
I get so horny I have to masturbate. The whole porn and then it's a. It's a red flag for me.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you can't do that.
Andrew Santino
If you take three or four, like extra ones, you get extremely horny.
Bobby Lee
But see this as Michael has found no ties boredom from Being sick, the altered mental state for medication, the potential orgasm to temporarily relieve pain might play a role in the perception of increased horniness. But the dizziness and drowning, none of this stuff they say attributes but I think you're right. Every time I do take drugs like this also in the morning I'm so much more morning hard. Like morning horny.
Andrew Santino
I get horny hard.
Bobby Lee
Horny hard?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Horny hard.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Horny hard.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. I've been getting a lot of morning wood lately. I just had it today and I can't get it. And then you have to pee and it's still up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You piss all over, right.
Andrew Santino
So you have to push it down. Right.
Bobby Lee
I hate that you have to do.
Andrew Santino
Some sort of like I hate arch to it.
Bobby Lee
Well, I lean against the wall, I put my hands against the wall.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Down to the toilet.
Andrew Santino
I just stick my fucking dick in there like that.
Bobby Lee
That's why I want a urinal at the house. Eric Andre has a urinal at his house and I was always jealous of that.
Andrew Santino
A stand up urinal.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's got a urinal and he's got a toilet in his bathroom. He built like a little nook where they used to have in it and he put a urinal there. I was like, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Why doesn't that come in a house?
Bobby Lee
I don't know. I don't understand. Yeah, because then, then you're never going to pee in the toilet where women pee in. Just you're only pooping in there. Yeah, I would, I wanted a urinal. My wife said no. I was like, why not?
Andrew Santino
Well, you have several bathrooms. You're like six bathrooms in that mansion that you live in. So I mean one of the.
Bobby Lee
Wait, we have.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, and then the maids quarters, 21. I don't know why we never. I wanted to put one in. Testosterone levels increase during REM sleep. So maybe you're getting such good sleep your testost, your T goes up which gives you harder erections.
Andrew Santino
This is morning wood.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, that's what it is.
Bobby Lee
You get morning wood still rich dog. Oh, every morning. How old are you? 24. That'll go away. Yeah, that'll go away.
Andrew Santino
It slides now. I, I, I, I, as an older adult, I'm getting them more.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but you don't always get them like him every day.
Andrew Santino
But no, but I do. And I'll tell you why you do now. No more masturbation.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Why?
Andrew Santino
Because it's unhealthy for me. Jerk. Every relationship I've ever had that was the downfall of every relationship.
Bobby Lee
You jerking off.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Because I would. It gets to a point where it's like, you know, you get kind of bored, you know, having sex with them with the same. Right. And so in my. And then I preferred doing that over that. And it destroyed every. And it's. It. It. It interferes with intimacy. Intimacy.
Bobby Lee
It can.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah, it can. And so for me, it's like, once I weeded all that out, it's like, natural sex life.
Bobby Lee
Are you gonna have. Are you having natural, good sex?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, natural. Good El. Natural.
Bobby Lee
All right. Let's get back to this girl. Let's go back. Let's get. But let's get Richie a date. This poor girl. So, I mean, I like to think, you know, I genuinely vi kind of music. I grew up on 70s classic rock. I love Disco Pause. I'm not. I do feel bad that all these people are trying to go to the Weird Al concert. It already happens.
Andrew Santino
It already happened.
Bobby Lee
But we can set up another date. Yeah, we can take them some. Okay.
Andrew Santino
She has a kind of a Tony Coletti vibe, too.
Bobby Lee
I love Tony Colette.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, she's great.
Bobby Lee
She's gorgeous. Not going to lie. I don't know who Weird Al is. A pause. And I. I like her.
Andrew Santino
I like her, too.
Bobby Lee
You can turn her on to something she's never seen.
Andrew Santino
Oh, wait, you can educate her.
Bobby Lee
Educate her.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I like this. He's not country, so. Oh, he's not country. If not, then, yeah, I vibe. I promise you, I vibe to any other genre of music, you know, if it's a good. Beautiful setting, good drinks, great conversation, good vibes. I'm down to vibe to anything, truly. I have been trying to meet new people. It has been a focus point for me this year, so I've been kind of successful.
Andrew Santino
Can you push? Possible.
Bobby Lee
I like her. She's nice.
Andrew Santino
There's something that's bothering me.
Bobby Lee
What is it?
Andrew Santino
Get. Hey, Jimmy, guess what it is.
Bobby Lee
I don't miss something about the necklace. Zoom in on the necklace. What is that? Is that a Saturn? Is that a pentagram? What is that?
Andrew Santino
It's close.
Bobby Lee
I think it's a planet.
Andrew Santino
It's close.
Bobby Lee
My guess, from far away. It's religious.
Andrew Santino
Her hand has been stuck in that position the whole fucking time.
Bobby Lee
She's covering up for the. She doesn't want to show you where she works. What's wrong with that? Go back to the girl. Let's see.
Andrew Santino
Did she live in la?
Bobby Lee
Let's find out.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Excuse if I let work and in the way and college and all that, whatever, yada yada.
Bobby Lee
Also, I really admire Richie's willingness to.
Andrew Santino
Get down and dirty.
Bobby Lee
I like a man who can get his hands dirty.
Andrew Santino
Love that he was willing to clean up Bobby's pet. I don't like it.
Bobby Lee
I've met Richard before and I think the concert tickets were a great gesture. And if he's just looking for a nice girl, go have some time, a good time. You know, go listen to some good music, get to know each other. You know, this could be start of a beautiful friendship. Something more. Maybe nothing. I don't know. Hold on. He just wants you know they are wearing the same color shirt. Yeah, I know. I tested it. I, I, I, I heard an east coast twang there. So she is not from here, but I'm from the east coast. Well, you live here. I do, yeah. What did she say at the end? Enjoying. Sorry. I have bangs and I don't know how to style them. I just got them cut last week like. Anyway, Jersey hit me up if you're interested. Richie. Otherwise Long island. Have a great time at the concert. And P S. I don't know if you could tell for my accent. I am from New York, unfortunately. I'm sorry if that ruins things, but if you can't find any girlies in la, feel free to me. Otherwise. She lives in. She's from Long island, but she lives in la.
Andrew Santino
She said if you can't find anyone.
Bobby Lee
No. Yeah, she lives. You're fired.
Andrew Santino
Is that it?
Bobby Lee
There's got to be one more. There is a few more.
Andrew Santino
Now I understand why you couldn't get.
Bobby Lee
Out of the those escape rooms. La is that she's from la. He's on it today. Dude, he's on one today. I like when he gets off. Who's this?
Andrew Santino
Can we address this?
Bobby Lee
What the hell?
Andrew Santino
All right. Text cob here.
Bobby Lee
He likes with you.
Andrew Santino
I know.
Bobby Lee
All right. Who's this? Text cop. Let's hear it.
Andrew Santino
I could fuck with you too, but I'm not gonna.
Bobby Lee
Go ahead.
Andrew Santino
I have some fucking bullets in my gun.
Bobby Lee
God, he's been away from us for so long. He's so happy.
Andrew Santino
I love him.
Bobby Lee
He's fogging up the shades again.
Andrew Santino
Whoa. Oh my. This is where I zoom in. This is where I go crazy.
Bobby Lee
Zoom in. I am willing to make Richie's dreams come true to be his date. And I haven't done any charity in a minute. And I like weird looking boys. This white boys. This is me. Zoom in. I'm sold. Drop all the others. Wow.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that checks in. We found her. She's so pretty. Oh, we found her. Look at, look at. Hey.
Andrew Santino
Yeah?
Bobby Lee
Do I test a little jealousy out of you? Did I smell a little jealousy?
Andrew Santino
Actually, no. And I'll tell you why. Off screen.
Bobby Lee
Had it already or something. Already tasted it.
Andrew Santino
No, no.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
I mean, Richie, if I did hook up with a girl, like, long ago, would you hook up with her or. No.
Bobby Lee
I mean, yeah, but it would be out. Well, then we'd have to talk about it.
Andrew Santino
No, I don't. You don't even need to talk about it.
Bobby Lee
Well, because we're, like, friends.
Andrew Santino
No, no, no, no. We're not friends. You're my employee.
Bobby Lee
Employee.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll never get my number.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but that's like dating my bosses.
Andrew Santino
It doesn't matter. Just go ahead.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give you a ticket.
Bobby Lee
Staty. Sadie Sopler, Thousand Oaks. She's in Thousand Oaks. She wants. She's 5, 10. She's a tall girl.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
And this is me. I'm taller. This is me, by the way. Let's see what she looks like.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
Richie.
Andrew Santino
Richie. That's the one.
Bobby Lee
You got some good submissions.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Richie. That's the one. Richie.
Bobby Lee
She also sent a video. Let's do the video. Richie. My name is Sadie. I live in Thousand Oaks. I am local. Ish. Okay. And I was gonna email Carlos for your number regardless. And then I heard that you need a date to Weird Al. I know the deep Cuts. I have been a Weird Al fan forever. She's the best. Let me think of some weasel stomping day virus alert. Like, I'm talking about Deep Cuts, not just Amish paradise. Okay. My birthday is August 29th, and I want to go to Weird Al with you to celebrate my birthday. Birthday. Oh, man. So I'm sorry. We just missed it, but she was the one I would have called. We should have done this episode the other day. Why did we film this two days ago? He's freaking out. Oh, my God. I could have gone with her. I'm freaking out with my dad. That guy could have gone with her.
Andrew Santino
I'll take her anywhere.
Bobby Lee
I'll take her to police.
Andrew Santino
No, she called for me. I'll take her to police. She was asking for me every night, every meal.
Bobby Lee
No, you can't provide. I could provide nothing. I could provide. I'm providable.
Andrew Santino
No, you're not providable. You're not providable. You got nothing.
Bobby Lee
I have a lot.
Andrew Santino
You smell.
Bobby Lee
I give every time.
Andrew Santino
I walk by here. You smell, dude. Yeah, yeah. And your breath smells good. And you film over your teeth. That's outrageous. I can't believe it, dude.
Bobby Lee
I love how jealous. This is going to make him awesome.
Andrew Santino
I will not allow you to go.
Bobby Lee
Out with her, Carlos. Too bad. She already emailed Carlos, get her number for Richie for sure. We need to make this happen. Included it in the email.
Andrew Santino
It's unfathomable to me. Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
It just got better.
Andrew Santino
Go ahead. Go ahead, Richie.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it just got better.
Andrew Santino
But you will no longer be working here. Do not go out with her now. Go ahead.
Bobby Lee
Let me see. I have a car, so I can get to you.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God. Take the whole package. She drives.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're allowed to drive now.
Andrew Santino
I can't believe this.
Bobby Lee
Jesus.
Andrew Santino
How is this. Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
She's so pretty.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my God. Get her out of here. You can't bring her around the studio. I'll get her out of here. Oh, my God. She's so hot. That.
Bobby Lee
That was the grand. Okay, that's the grand finale. And that's a good one.
Andrew Santino
Well, how old is this. This girl? How old is this girl?
Bobby Lee
She didn't say. I don't think. Yeah, but she said she knew deep cuts of Weird Al, so obviously she's not. She's got to be in her 30s, I would imagine, right? My type of lady. No, no, I say that. No, she's probably 26.
Andrew Santino
24.
Bobby Lee
22.
Andrew Santino
Young.
Bobby Lee
24 to 26.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, around.
Bobby Lee
That is young.
Andrew Santino
Too young. Go ahead, Rich.
Bobby Lee
She's.
Andrew Santino
Perfect effect. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You like the number?
Andrew Santino
Yes.
Bobby Lee
You're excited? I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm gonna get tickets to another concert. Now, when's the last time you went out on like, a proper date with a girl? A proper, proper date? It's been a while. What are we talking? Like a proper, proper, proper date? Like how proper, Richie? A date with a girl. Just been a couple months. It's been a couple months.
Andrew Santino
Okay, couple months or a couple years?
Bobby Lee
Depends on how proper we're talking. Shopify. Cheese. Ching, ching. You know you like to hear that sound.
Andrew Santino
We use Shopify here.
Bobby Lee
We love Shopify and it's fantastic. Shopify is the way to make your store, whatever you are selling. So simple. It's the point of sale system, is a unified command center for you and your retail business. It brings together in store and online operations up to across a thousand locations.
Andrew Santino
Imagine being able to guarantee that shopping is always convenient. Endless aisle ship to Customer buy, online pickup in store, all made simpler so customers can shop how they want and staff have the tools to close the sale every time.
Bobby Lee
And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive. It's very hard for people that don't know it's hard. But with Shopify pos you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge.
Andrew Santino
Exactly. We love competitive.
Bobby Lee
We really do. And by the way, it's proven, these results are proven over and over again. 22% better. Total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift on sales on average relative to the market surveyed. So? So if you're looking to grow that business, you're looking to scale up, retain customers and get new ones, you must use Shopify.
Andrew Santino
Get all the big stuff for your small business right with Shopify.
Bobby Lee
Sign up for your $1 per month trial period and start selling at shopify.com.
Andrew Santino
Bad friends go to shopify.com bad friends.
Bobby Lee
Shopify.Com bad friends sock dog.
Andrew Santino
Oh my God. I'm hurt too.
Bobby Lee
How?
Andrew Santino
I'm hurt too.
Bobby Lee
We're both hurt. What do we do? I don't know.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you know what I hurt. What? I bet you let's say it together.
Bobby Lee
Oh wow. You know what it is?
Andrew Santino
It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Andrew.
Bobby Lee
So easy. When I moved to the neighborhood, I gotta tell you, I was annoyed. I couldn't go back to the old doctor was too much of a drive. And I was like where do I gotta go? What do I got to do? And you said just get on talk doc, you dummy. And I did. And the best part is you can filter based on your preferences what kind of doctor you need, where they're located. Do they take your insurance? And you can find an instantly book a visit right away within 24 to 72 hours that is. You can even get same day appointment.
Andrew Santino
Wow. Once you find the right doctor, Andrew, you can see their actual appointment opening.
Bobby Lee
You see this?
Andrew Santino
Choose a time slot that works for you, right? And click to instantly book a visit like you said.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you can do it right there. And they got more than 100,000 doctors across every single specialty.
Andrew Santino
Skin.
Bobby Lee
Skin.
Andrew Santino
Ankles.
Bobby Lee
Ankles.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. And toe.
Bobby Lee
Toes. They got toes on there, baby.
Andrew Santino
My toe hurts.
Bobby Lee
So here's how you get it.
Andrew Santino
Stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to Zocdoc.com bad friends to find an instantly book at top rated doctor today.
Bobby Lee
That's Z O C D O C dot com. Bad friends. Zocdoc.com bad friends. I do want to play catch up with with Juliana and see what's going on with the Rudy Jewels in your world. What has been up in your world. Are you. What's going on with you and your dating life. Single.
Andrew Santino
Zero.
Bobby Lee
Zero. You're over it now? Yeah. You don't want to go back? No. You're done.
Andrew Santino
I'm good.
Bobby Lee
But Tito Bobby's been. We've been doing movie marathons.
Andrew Santino
Yep.
Bobby Lee
And he's just been showing me all the classic movies.
Andrew Santino
So we. We went Goodfellas. So I'm gonna throw some movies out. Yeah. And one through ten, you tell me. Okay. Good, fellas.
Bobby Lee
Ten.
Andrew Santino
Ten to me.
Bobby Lee
Ten.
Andrew Santino
Ten. Ten. What'd you get?
Bobby Lee
I'll do eight. Okay. I respect an eight.
Andrew Santino
Okay. Taxi Driver.
Bobby Lee
Nine. Nine. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You like Taxi Driver over Goodfellas?
Bobby Lee
I like that. It's so dark. It is.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
It's rad.
Andrew Santino
No country for old men.
Bobby Lee
10.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
That's my top one. That's easy 10.
Andrew Santino
Easy 10.
Bobby Lee
It's so good.
Andrew Santino
Raising Arizona.
Bobby Lee
10.
Andrew Santino
You like raising Arizona?
Bobby Lee
I love. I love. You're so. You're.
Andrew Santino
He's a filmer.
Bobby Lee
You're hitting home runs right now.
Andrew Santino
Right. But here's. I know what this answer is gonna be. Watch this one.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
Fargo.
Bobby Lee
Oh, dude. One. One. Oh. What? What in the are you talking about? The guy was just so annoying.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I couldn't watch it because he was just so stupid. Are you talking William H. Macy?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Who's the main guy? He's brilliant.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I couldn't. I couldn't. He does such a good job in that movie. That's crazy that you didn't like that.
Andrew Santino
He is annoying in it, though.
Bobby Lee
But that's the point of the character.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. The desperation.
Bobby Lee
Yes. He's supposed to like a. A. A. A ripe loser.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You like.
Andrew Santino
You.
Bobby Lee
You. You. Yeah, it's perfect. You cannot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's so good. I. I like the one with Brad Pitt. That one's better.
Andrew Santino
Burn after reading.
Bobby Lee
Oh, so good.
Andrew Santino
So good. Burner after reading's good.
Bobby Lee
So good.
Andrew Santino
Brad Pitt is so funny in that movie.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, dude, He's.
Andrew Santino
He's. He's the best. It's good, but it's not in that level of Fargo.
Bobby Lee
I don't think it is. No, it's not a Fargo movie, but Fargo.
Andrew Santino
It's pretty good, though.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but Fargo is, like, a perfect movie.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
It's such a Good movie. They made. They made it a TV show. That's how you know a movie's really a banger, when they're like, we got to do this again somewhere else.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, because of Fargo, though. I. Your reaction to it? I didn't do the Big Lebowski.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's so good. What do you mean? Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's another cone, brother.
Bobby Lee
She's gonna hate it.
Andrew Santino
That's why if you don't like Fargo, you're not gonna like the Big Lebowski.
Bobby Lee
I'll still try it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah? Yeah, I watch the Dude. Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
I watch Ethan's movie alone when I was in Chicago.
Andrew Santino
So you call him Ethan like you know him. I don't like that.
Bobby Lee
It was Mr. Ethan Cohen.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I saw Bobby's movie. You mean Goodfellas. No, no, you're right.
Bobby Lee
Marty.
Andrew Santino
No, Marty. You're.
Bobby Lee
You mean Marty.
Andrew Santino
Cut that part out.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. That made me look like a fool. That made me look like a fool.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's foolish.
Bobby Lee
What do we got here? Oh, is this our boy? This is our Spaniard replacement, too.
Andrew Santino
Good. Now, before, he didn't look that good.
Bobby Lee
Give me the phone. You like him, huh? All right. Hey, Bob. There we are.
Andrew Santino
Hey. Why does he have a Dragon Ball Z shirt? Is because I'm Asian.
Bobby Lee
He likes anime. Why are we muted on our side?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you're not.
Bobby Lee
Hello. Hey. What? Hey, buddy. Thank you for having me.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I like the voice. Okay, good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Chris? Yeah? It's not because you're Asian. I like anime.
Andrew Santino
Okay. Okay. Okay. He likes anime. Okay, good.
Bobby Lee
Where are you from again? Chris. And I like Chinese food, too.
Andrew Santino
Perfect.
Bobby Lee
Chris, where are you from, buddy? I'm in New York right now. Where are you from, kiddo? Oh, I'm from Dominican Republic. I love this guy.
Andrew Santino
Dominican Republic.
Bobby Lee
Dominican Republic. We. We own.
Andrew Santino
I know what that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're one of ours.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're one of ours.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're from America. You're from island America. I get. I get it. What? Where? He's just like you. He's a little.
Andrew Santino
I like it. Yeah. He's an.
Bobby Lee
Where do you live in New York? Let me guess. Let me guess. Hold on. Can you guess? Yeah, I'm g. I'm going to say Queens.
Andrew Santino
I say Brooklyn.
Bobby Lee
Close, close, Close. Oh. Oh, close. Close to those. Yes. You're not in Queens? You're not in Brooklyn? No. You're not in Long Island?
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
No. You're not in Harlem?
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
You're not in the city?
Andrew Santino
Manhattan?
Bobby Lee
No. He's not in the city.
Andrew Santino
I know. Greenwich Village.
Bobby Lee
What's that, Granite? He's not in the Village. That's in Manhattan.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
You're not in Brooklyn. You're not in Queens. You're not in Harlem. Staten Island. You're not in Staten island, are you?
Andrew Santino
You're in Jersey.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
What is it?
Bobby Lee
Albany.
Andrew Santino
Albany.
Bobby Lee
That's not. That's not New York, God damn it. That's upstate New York.
Andrew Santino
That's upstate. That's like Oneonta.
Bobby Lee
I think. I thought that. Because it's New York.
Andrew Santino
Wait, I want.
Bobby Lee
Is not part of New York. It's in the state of New York. We're talking about the city.
Andrew Santino
It's like when people go, I live in California. Where? Bakersfield.
Bobby Lee
Right. It's not the same. No, that's like saying, I live in Los Angeles.
Andrew Santino
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Bobby Lee
I live in. Wait.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you're right. You're right. There's no logic there. Yeah, okay, sorry.
Bobby Lee
I got it.
Andrew Santino
You get what I'm saying or. No.
Bobby Lee
All right, so listen, Chris. Chris. Are you willing to relocate to Los Angeles? Yes, he is. What do you do for a living, Chris? I work in. Oh, he's got a good job. Did they pay?
Andrew Santino
No, he's Geek Squad at Best Buy.
Bobby Lee
Huh. I don't think that's that good.
Andrew Santino
You work for Best Boy.
Bobby Lee
Best Boy.
Andrew Santino
Best Buy.
Bobby Lee
Oh, do you work for Best Boy?
Andrew Santino
No. Okay.
Bobby Lee
You can't tell us the company name. We won't say. We won't. We'll blank it out. You can. What? Yeah. What? Wait, Chris, if you can bleep it out. Yeah, we'll bleep it out. What is it? We'll bleep it out. I promise. It's like a really low and, like, company.
Andrew Santino
It's called Chris, Chris. Chris. What's like. I know you have a chair, but you have a little bit of a padding there. What's the padding? Can we see?
Bobby Lee
It's from one of my favorite games.
Andrew Santino
Huh.
Bobby Lee
I love this guy. I'm a huge anime fan.
Andrew Santino
So.
Bobby Lee
And these are all the girls you've jerked off to? Is that your comrade on your chair?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wait a minute. You're. You're a big anime fan? And how. How old are you? I'm 32. 32. And you're single? You got. You got a wife, family, kids? What do you got? I'm single now. Have you. Okay. Are you. Have you ever been in a relationship?
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
You gotta get this. This guy's.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're perfect for this show.
Andrew Santino
Well, Are you a virgin, Chris? Yeah. Just say it.
Bobby Lee
No, no, I didn't.
Andrew Santino
Oh, are you religious? Is it going against your religion?
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I don't believe in any. Over there.
Andrew Santino
Okay, good.
Bobby Lee
Well, what do you. What do you believe in, Chris? Like, what do you.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, what do you believe?
Bobby Lee
What do you believe in? I. I believe in the Bad Friends podcast. Damn.
Andrew Santino
Damn. This guy's the guy. Dude. This is our guy. Dude.
Bobby Lee
All right, so I want to say this. If.
Andrew Santino
I love him.
Bobby Lee
If. If you come out here. Yes. Where do you live right now? We have to find a place for you. We can. You might be able to live in the studio because our studio kind of looks like your apartment.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Where. Where is this apartment? If you give me Internet, I'm. I'm good to go. We can.
Andrew Santino
I need to. We have more than enough. We have wi fi.
Bobby Lee
This is great. This is amazing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You need to watch his animals.
Andrew Santino
You have animals?
Bobby Lee
Anime.
Andrew Santino
Anime. Oh, anime. If he did have an animal, he would have reptiles. Yeah, yeah. Spiders.
Bobby Lee
Snake guy.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I got something to show Bobby.
Andrew Santino
Oh, wow. I love this guy. So much better than Andres.
Bobby Lee
I mean, I'm not even kidding.
Andrew Santino
I agree. Oh, you have a ginger too. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What's his name is. I'm. I'm blanking out right now.
Andrew Santino
You don't know your cat's name?
Bobby Lee
Leo. Leo.
Andrew Santino
Leo.
Bobby Lee
Is that someone else's cat you just stole? Kind of. It's your sisters? Yeah, I kind of take care of it, so.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you do you live at your sister's house?
Bobby Lee
No, I believe at my mom's house. Okay. Your mom's house. Okay.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
You're in the basement. Yes.
Andrew Santino
This is our guy. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're underground. That is a cool way to say I live in a basement at my mom's.
Andrew Santino
We gotta get to get a private detective to do some research and stuff like that. I think first. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Before we fly you out here, we do need to do a background background check.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Make sure that. Have you ever. Have you ever committed any crimes of any kind?
Andrew Santino
No, not yet.
Bobby Lee
No. No, don't say yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were to commit a crime, what would it be, Larson? I have no idea. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Petty theft. I will let you know when I do it.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
It'll be us, so.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
The whole world will know.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Bad friends murdered by Dominican immigrant Chris. Hey. I'm here legal, so.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Okay, good. That's good.
Bobby Lee
We don't care. Have you seen this show? We don't care.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Half of this crew is illegal.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Well, Chris, we might have to make it a way for you to get out here. Would it be hard to get you off of work to come out here? No.
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
Okay. I got my. I barely can take days off, so my vacation time is stacked. You got a lot.
Andrew Santino
He saves his holiday.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever taken a vacation, Chris? Yes. Okay. Where did you go? Where did you vacation to? I went to Canada for a. Camping. Where in Canada?
Andrew Santino
Okay. Camping's good. I have that.
Bobby Lee
I don't know. I don't. I don't know.
Andrew Santino
I went to Edmonton, saw the oil fields.
Bobby Lee
I don't remember the place he was kidnapped.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah. And have you ever been anywhere tropical?
Bobby Lee
Tropical?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
He's from the Dominican Republic.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, that's right. I've been here in the US I'm a good detective.
Bobby Lee
The guy's from a fucking island. The guy's from a island.
Andrew Santino
I'm not good. I'm not good.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever been anywhere tropical? It's from a fucking island.
Andrew Santino
Oh my God, I'm so dumb.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever been to the beach? It's like the, the Camino Serrado thing there. Oh, dude, he's fancy. And the Michael. Michael Jeep Jordan. Michael Jeep Jordan.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Chris, Chris, can you tell us a joke? Just tell us a quick joke before we let you go. Give us a joke. One joke. What do you call a nation with one leg? A nation with one leg.
Andrew Santino
What? What?
Bobby Lee
Taiwan shoe.
Andrew Santino
That's so good. Clean too. Taiwan.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's got some.
Andrew Santino
Is it a nation joke? Because that'd be so funny. That only had nation jokes.
Bobby Lee
Wait, wait, let me, let me think, let me think. What do you call a fat psychic? A fat psychic?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
A fortune teller.
Andrew Santino
I don't even get it.
Bobby Lee
A four chin teller.
Andrew Santino
Oh, Four chin teller.
Bobby Lee
We need more. Give me another.
Andrew Santino
Give me another one.
Bobby Lee
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Andrew Santino
Why? So many reasons.
Bobby Lee
Why did the Mexican throw his life? You've ever said, why did the Mexican. Huh? Because he wanted tequila. Tequila.
Andrew Santino
Tequila.
Bobby Lee
I see you bring that kind of energy to the West Coast, Chris.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
This might just work out. I think we might have to have him as an interim replacement ho.
Andrew Santino
Maybe.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, in the booth. So you're willing? It depends what I can do. I don't know if I can do too much. No, no, we won't. We won't have you do almost anything.
Andrew Santino
You don't do anything. We just need you to be there.
Bobby Lee
We just want you to be there.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. That's incredible.
Bobby Lee
Well, let's take a vote. Let's take a vote here. Who thinks Chris is suited for the show?
Andrew Santino
Right here, dude. Unanimous.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Chris. That's everybody.
Andrew Santino
I don't know why you're raising your hand, Richie. He's replacing you. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
All right, Chris. Well, we appreciate you, man. Hopefully we'll see you soon out here. Okay, buddy. Thank you guys for having me. Thanks for being Chris.
Andrew Santino
We love you.
Bobby Lee
We love you, buddy.
Andrew Santino
Love you, Chris.
Bobby Lee
Last week. Yeah, don't go yet. Okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, okay, go ahead.
Bobby Lee
No, no, I didn't know. I thought. Yeah, last. Last week was my 32 years old birthday. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Did we just call it a birthday?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yes. And that was the same day that I saw the episode where you guys saw my summation. Oh, wow. And when I heard that, I was like, wait, are they listening to my video submission? I was laughing and it just, just made my whole day. We love you. Actually, Actually, it made my whole week to give, to respond to the email.
Andrew Santino
Sooner because I was waiting the whole.
Bobby Lee
Week for an email response. We love you. Oh, Chris. You're comfortable? We gotta get this guy to la. All right, Chris, we love you, buddy. We gotta, we gotta go.
Andrew Santino
We gotta go, bud.
Bobby Lee
We'll talk to you soon. Okay, Bye, buddy. Yeah, bye, dude.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Love him.
Bobby Lee
I love that guy.
Andrew Santino
Love him.
Bobby Lee
I love that guy. Yeah, yeah, we got it.
Andrew Santino
What do you do?
Bobby Lee
What do you think? He's so funny.
Andrew Santino
Cute.
Bobby Lee
I'm not very cute. You gotta get that guy to la.
Andrew Santino
We gotta get him here.
Bobby Lee
We gotta. You boys. We have. I'm not kidding. Yeah, gotta.
Andrew Santino
You know what? It's. It's okay to live at your mom's house at 32.
Bobby Lee
I didn't say anything negative.
Andrew Santino
I just said your energy was a little judgy.
Bobby Lee
No, no, I thought it. I thought it was true because it looked like a basement. It looked like a basement. I knew it was a basement. It was subterranean.
Andrew Santino
There were no windows. And also put him up in a.
Bobby Lee
Hotel and we'll fly him.
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna get him some confidence, you know, I mean, because I just. He's a handsome guy.
Bobby Lee
We'll put him on the show. He'll get from the show, I'm sure. Look at all these losers get from the show. It's unbelievable.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Plus is the only show who can.
Andrew Santino
Afford having 20 producers that do nothing, so.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. The resentment out of this kid. The resentment is bananas. He hates everybody.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Are you. Do you even want to keep doing the show?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, he hates It. God. Dude, you're out of pocket.
Andrew Santino
He's out of pocket.
Bobby Lee
Dude, what's going on with you, man? What is this? Richie at our first episode in the studio.
Andrew Santino
Well, how long ago was that?
Bobby Lee
Wait, no. Three years ago.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
So you were in his school in.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I was an Andre student and then came here the first time. I was like, touring and then got the job. You look less annoying in this photo. I look less? Yeah, you look cute there. You kind of look like Andres.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you do look. So how did he hit you up? He hit you up. Andres for the intern job?
Bobby Lee
No, when we were meeting more people.
Andrew Santino
I. I knew him and another girl, Emma, who sells on this picture.
Bobby Lee
We remember Emma. Emma, yeah, she was on the show. She sat on camera. Right. So they. Yeah, they both were coming to LA at the same time, so. Wonderful.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. How do you like la, Richie?
Bobby Lee
Let's not. I don't give a. No. Where do you live? With Echo Park? No, I'm in Burbank. I'm very close by. He doesn't have a car. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You walk here, Rich.
Bobby Lee
You walk here, Carlos, but.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Pick him up. That's very nice.
Andrew Santino
That's very nice.
Bobby Lee
What are your cross streets? We're going to cut it out. What am I. What? What are your cross streets?
Andrew Santino
What is that intersect? Like the big boulevard?
Bobby Lee
I'm writing down Burbank.
Andrew Santino
Downtown Burbank, by the amc.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You don't know the address?
Bobby Lee
No, I mean, I know my home address.
Andrew Santino
Andre, Jen's here. I don't know why she's here.
Bobby Lee
Dude. Honestly. You didn't know what a cross street is? Your major intersection? I don't have a car.
Andrew Santino
When did you get here? What? Oh, just.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
Go off?
Bobby Lee
What's up? Sit down. Come sit down, you idiot. Come sit down.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, have her stay there.
Bobby Lee
Gen Zers. What are you doing with your shades on? It's sunny out.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, she's like sneaky Chinese.
Bobby Lee
She is this Chinese assassin.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
We're inside.
Andrew Santino
There's no sun here. Yeah, yeah. Take the glasses off.
Bobby Lee
You don't need to take it off. No, no, no, no, no, no. I like. I like that they're on.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Tim Rerun.
Andrew Santino
Tim Rerun. Yeah. So you're. You have workout gear?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, we're going for a walk. You?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, me.
Bobby Lee
You never go a walk.
Andrew Santino
I've been on walk.
Bobby Lee
What are you talking about?
Andrew Santino
What are you talking about? I. I go hiking all the time by myself.
Bobby Lee
You just go to the entrance and then you Go back home.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I don't time. I did it. I went all the way around.
Bobby Lee
Oh, my God. Are you guys going for a hike?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, we're going around the reservoir. I don't know what it is.
Bobby Lee
Are you really? Yeah, around.
Andrew Santino
That's why I'm wearing these. Okay.
Bobby Lee
Oh, your workout shoes.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, these are my workout shoes.
Bobby Lee
Those are the shoes you wear every day.
Andrew Santino
I know, but the pants.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
That's why I'm doing this.
Bobby Lee
Wait, you're going to go around Silver Lake? No. The Hollywood Reservoir.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Right on. He said pick me up.
Andrew Santino
Is it uphill?
Bobby Lee
No, it's all. No, it's all flat. It's all flat. It's. I can do it.
Andrew Santino
I can do it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. Of all of all incline.
Andrew Santino
No way. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
There's no incline.
Andrew Santino
There's no incline. But can I just say this? I haven't. I woke up, I went straight here. I haven't had anything in my body.
Bobby Lee
No, no, you've never. I've never heard this before. Bobby's mad today because. Because there's a guy in the show, Richie, you know, Richie. Richie, pop your little stupid head in. So. Oh, God. So we did. So we did submissions for girls to take him out on a date or him to take them out on a date. And he got some babes on there and Bobby's a little jealous.
Andrew Santino
I wasn't jealous.
Bobby Lee
A little. What? They're really hot. Yeah. Well, this girl was very attractive and she loves him. And Bobby was a little upset about it. He was upset. He was a little upset.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, do you want her? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No, I was just like. I couldn't believe it. That's all. It was just the absurdity.
Bobby Lee
He was mad.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Richie has no car, but do you find. Okay. He has no money.
Bobby Lee
Do you find Richie attractive? Is he attractive? There's like a cuteness. Yeah. Like a boyishness. Yeah. Not like a man.
Andrew Santino
But you would never.
Bobby Lee
I would like.
Andrew Santino
No, you wouldn't like. You know what? You're lying. You date Hollywood directors.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Oh, no. No. Because I'm tired of her. A Chinese attitude.
Bobby Lee
But I will say. What.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You wouldn't. With Richie, there's no way. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Do not believe this communist liar.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, She's a liar.
Bobby Lee
She means none of this. There's a cute. There's a cuteness. This is how they get you.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. That's how they get you.
Bobby Lee
You'll be working in a factory.
Andrew Santino
Your bank account is gone.
Bobby Lee
It's gone.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. That's a cuteness. Right. Two Days later, I have nothing in. Yeah, she did it.
Bobby Lee
Thank you.
Andrew Santino
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
Goodbye.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. You get no action from it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
He doesn't.
Andrew Santino
Don't you think so?
Bobby Lee
He's. I like his legs.
Andrew Santino
But you would never go out with him.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. Filipinos are honest.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That's what I love about you. Like Filipino? No.
Andrew Santino
Not at all. Disgusting.
Bobby Lee
Come over here and show your legs. She likes his legs. This doesn't. Thick. See, I don't understand this. What is that? Oh, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you.
Bobby Lee
Get the. Out of here.
Andrew Santino
Look at his upper body. It's creepshow. The walking creep show.
Bobby Lee
He's cute.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Andrea don't lie.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Why are you. I'm not lying.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Stop it.
Andrew Santino
And then the lap. Can I just say this?
Bobby Lee
That's pissing me off.
Andrew Santino
Her last boyfriend, k. Pop star.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He was not a star.
Bobby Lee
No, he was like a rapper or whatever. Indonesian. Rapper.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Indonesia.
Andrew Santino
He wrapped 30, 000 people at a show.
Bobby Lee
Do you know Rich Brian? No. Yeah, yeah. He. Nobody knows. I don't know who the. That.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, look up Rich Brian right now.
Bobby Lee
Cute.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I know this guy. Yeah, I do know this guy.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. So you know, he looks cool. You're gonna go from that to Richie. You're not going from that to Richie.
Bobby Lee
I think.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah. Look at him. Richie will never be on a red carpet. Let's just, like, love on the spectrum. Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Rich. Rich, though. I want to see you take that girl out on a date and enjoy it. Bad friends. Yeah. Bad friends will give you a. We'll give you a budget. We'll give them a budget. But here's the deal. Carlos car. No, not Carlos McCone has to be your chauffeur for the night. He's your Uber driver, so he can. And. And McCone set up a GoPro in the car so we can capture the interaction.
Andrew Santino
I'm driving.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I'm driving.
Bobby Lee
No, you'll sabotage.
Andrew Santino
No, no, I'm not gonna sabotage it.
Bobby Lee
That.
Andrew Santino
They want them to be safe. You're gonna steal her. No, I'm not. What? That's crazy.
Bobby Lee
She gets out of the car, I.
Andrew Santino
Gotta be the driver.
Bobby Lee
She's like, what's up with that Chinese guy driving us?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
You want her.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What?
Bobby Lee
But you want.
Andrew Santino
I don't want nobody, dude. First of all, you act as if you. That's owning human being. I don't want any.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I get it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're free people.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I get how you are.
Andrew Santino
They're free people.
Bobby Lee
You think you own women?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. They a pig.
Andrew Santino
You're a pig, dude.
Bobby Lee
You're a pig person too. It's a mutual. So women are below you? Is that what you're saying? Interesting. That's what Carlos heard. Let me say this.
Andrew Santino
Richie, go get me another Red Bull. Richie, go get me another Red Bull. Dude.
Bobby Lee
I have an idea. While he gets that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I drive. I rent a Suburban. Okay? And it's you and him and her together. It's a tri date, and I'm the chauffeur for that's Fun. I take you guys out, and it's a competition to see which one of you. It's not for me, babe. It's for your enemy. I see. We. It's a. It's a three way, and I'm like the moderator, and we see which of you guys lands the girl at the end of the night. That, to me, is more fun.
Andrew Santino
It just depends on how old she is, because she's not over 30. I can't do it.
Bobby Lee
All right, so look, maybe we'll set up a three way date. She might be down. Ask her if she's interested in that, Carlos. And it'll be like a. It'll be a dating show that will be love on the spectrum. We'll see you guys.
Andrew Santino
Or it could be, you know, here's what it could be. Okay? It's me teaching Richie, coaching. Like a coach. Yeah, I feel like a love coach.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, love coach.
Andrew Santino
That'd be good. You know, I mean, I'm gonna wear some threads.
Bobby Lee
I know how you're gonna dress.
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna suit it up, I think.
Bobby Lee
Are you gonna dress nice, Richard? Oh, yeah. What's nice? What's nice for you? Like, do you got. What do you. Do you do the collared shirt? Yeah, I do like a collared shirt. Little button down a little. Nice pants, slacks. Are we going jeans?
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna get a new suit.
Bobby Lee
He's gonna get. He's gonna go get an Italian handmade suit.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get a new suit.
Bobby Lee
You know, he's gonna you over. He's gonna outshine you the whole day. Bobby's wearing. And then just one up. You're gonna. You're gonna one up, Bobby. I'm gonna try it.
Andrew Santino
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Bobby Lee
You got a lot of nerve, bud. Yeah, I'm excited for this date. Train me. We could be like Anakin and Obi Wan. But not with the fighting at the end. No, no, the fighting.
Andrew Santino
Oh, that's a probably thing.
Bobby Lee
Anything let's get you a product suit. Yeah, it's a Karate Kid. Let's get you a Prada suit, Bobby. A four thousand dollar Prada suit.
Andrew Santino
Yes, yes.
Bobby Lee
They. Let's get him a suit. Let's get him a real nice suit.
Andrew Santino
Yes.
Bobby Lee
And then Richie will go take you to men's warehouse. You pick out anything you want.
Andrew Santino
So Andrea, just go back to her?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
She's moving up in the world. She's. Now. She opened for Bill Burr. I know, right? Ronny Chang.
Bobby Lee
I know, right.
Andrew Santino
Whitney Cummings now. Okay. And John Mulaney. Yeah. Yeah. So you're on the rise. And she flaked on a gig with me. So am I a tier below them? No, no, be honest. Let's bad for. You haven't been on bad. This podcast is all about honesty and being real and authentic.
Bobby Lee
That was a mistake and I'm sorry. I shouldn't have flaked on. She tried to give me. She was like, who you taking on those new dates? And I said, devontra Coleman. She goes, oh, I guess anti woman. That's what she said.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's how you get your gigs. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, I said anti Chinese. I did say anti Chinese. Female.
Andrew Santino
Let me ask you, if Devontra. Yeah, right. Two days before a gig says, I can't go, what would you do?
Bobby Lee
I gotta get another black guy. Yeah, I gotta get another black.
Andrew Santino
Exactly.
Bobby Lee
My show is for young black men.
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna. Yeah, I know it is. So that's mine too.
Bobby Lee
That's what I got. That's what I put out.
Andrew Santino
There's no black people in the audience.
Bobby Lee
But also, when.
Andrew Santino
No, I get two or three.
Bobby Lee
She was like, how come you wouldn't take me on any of those dates? You get so much work.
Andrew Santino
Also, you ask.
Bobby Lee
She did.
Andrew Santino
Well, that's sneaky Chinese. I open for me. And then you asked my partner.
Bobby Lee
She did, yeah. I want to open. I want to open for. She wants to open for every single headliner. And I was like, no, you already get so much work. You open for Burr and then Mulaney. No, no, that's. You get. We have to spread it around. I'm greedy. She's greedy Chinese.
Andrew Santino
Oh, she's the greedy kind.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
I respect them, but you know what she's not.
Bobby Lee
They know they're greedy.
Andrew Santino
She's not the cut in the line kind.
Bobby Lee
Now she'll.
Andrew Santino
I've wait in lines with you.
Bobby Lee
She'll wait.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
That's why we love you. You're going to wait. But I will say, man, the Chinese are Good.
Andrew Santino
They're so sneaky.
Bobby Lee
So good at what they do. God, no, but you're getting so much work. You don't need it. It. You're cruising. Bobby. I'm sorry. I. I was a mistake.
Andrew Santino
Let me say something. Okay. But can I. I think you're one of the fastest. Funniest rising comics.
Bobby Lee
She's doing great.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. I think you're so funny and original and all that stuff. Right. I just don't like your sneaky chopstick moves.
Bobby Lee
I'm not doing that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's so sneaky and chopsticky.
Bobby Lee
That sneaky chopstick.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. You just do what? Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Coming to the stage.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wait, that was a miscommunication.
Andrew Santino
It's not. I know. What?
Bobby Lee
You bailed on a date.
Andrew Santino
I.
Bobby Lee
And I. I thought it was one day only.
Andrew Santino
No, that. That's insane. Okay. So. All right. You want to get back into it? Let's do it.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
The year before, right? If I'm. If I'm doing Stand Up Live.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
In Phoenix.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
One of the best rooms. America.
Bobby Lee
Sure.
Andrew Santino
Right. She did it a year before. It was four shows.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Asked her to do it again. She thought it. Stop.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Stop. Okay, okay. A Korean's talking.
Bobby Lee
Okay, but can I say something? Oh, dude. Wow. You're about to start another war.
Andrew Santino
Korea's Koreans talking.
Bobby Lee
I mean, I respect you.
Andrew Santino
No, no.
Bobby Lee
Your age, not because of Korea. Oh. Oh, this is racist.
Andrew Santino
That's racist.
Bobby Lee
I love it. Dude.
Andrew Santino
Our movies are elite. Our K Pop is unfathomable. Okay, okay.
Bobby Lee
We have.
Andrew Santino
I just want to say that we have stuff.
Bobby Lee
Samsung, bring up the terrace. Bring up the terrorists. Also Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Andrew Santino
That. I'll give you that.
Bobby Lee
Okay. All right. Well, Gingers, I'm happy that you're here. You guys go take the boy on a walk.
Andrew Santino
All right. Anyway, go. Thank you for being a bad friend in there. Both of you.
Bobby Lee
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Andrew Santino
D.
In this lively episode of Bad Friends, hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino return to the studio after Andrew's month-long absence. The show features their signature banter, weird factoids, and playful jabs, but the central theme quickly emerges around Richie—the show's off-camera team member—and an unusual quest to find him a date to a Weird Al Yankovic concert. The episode takes the audience on a wild ride through rich comedic territory, from conjoined twins to Oasis hot takes, mailbag dating applications, and a unique cast of recurring friends and new faces. If you love the show's unscripted spontaneity and heart, this one is a prime example.
On Oasis:
On Conjoined Twins:
On Richie’s Date Prospects:
On Intern Chris:
Movie ratings:
On Friendship:
Typical of Bad Friends, the humor is raw, quick, and unpredictable. Bobby and Andrew play with taboo ideas but always in the spirit of absurdity and affection. The team’s chemistry shines, whether they’re riffing on legal loopholes, playfully shaming each other’s taste in movies, or mock-bickering over who gets to drive the date to Weird Al.
This episode is a great window into the heart and chaos of Bad Friends, especially if you enjoy inside jokes, irreverent and offbeat discussions, and glimpses into the personalities behind the mics. The recurring theme of friendship—often disguised as rivalry—comes through especially strong here.
If you want to skip to the central drama:
If you want peak banter and the show’s core humor:
| Segment | Timestamps | Highlight | |-------------------------------------|--------------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | Studio banter & return | 02:13–03:15 | Jokes about vacation, new energy | | Rudy’s return, Filipino cleaning | 03:09–04:14 | Filipino mom work ethic riff | | Oasis debate | 04:32–06:17 | “Five good songs” argument | | Conjoined/mirror twins, relationships| 06:17–08:43 | Hypothetical dating scenarios | | Weird Al concert recap | 09:38–13:33 | Costumes, parodies, hits | | Dating submissions (Mailbag) | 21:13–43:50 | MILFs, waitresses, investigator bit | | Movie marathon & Rudy’s ratings | 47:17–49:02 | Fargo: “One. One. Oh.” | | Intern Chris’s interview | 49:49–54:08 | Anime fan basement dweller, jokes, gets voted in | | Gen Z, LA dating, closing banter | 63:26–70:22 | Gen Z sunglasses, honesty, director dating jabs |
“I want to see you take that girl out on a date. Bad Friends will give you a budget. … We’ll see which one of you lands the girl at the end of the night. That, to me, is more fun.”
— Bobby Lee (68:01)
If you’re looking for a mix of playful meanness, heart, and the kind of convos only true “bad friends” can pull off, this episode delivers.