Bobby Is Distressed

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast

Episode: “Bobby Is Distressed”

Hosts: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee
Date: July 6, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Bad Friends brings together Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee—joined by their usual cast of friends—for classic, irreverent banter mixing gross-out stories, Hollywood inside baseball, philosophy on life, environmental despair, and the ever-present theme of both hosts distressing one another. The episode swings energetically from bathroom misadventures and wildlife stories to critiques of the modern entertainment industry, environmental anxiety, pop culture, and even the oddities of AI girlfriends.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Epic Poop Stories & The ‘Shift Clock’

• [00:12-02:39]
  • Santino recounts a bad restaurant run-in after eating eggs, leading to an extended bathroom stay.
  • Bobby shares similar digestive woes, likening them to environmental disasters: “Mine are Pompei, but you do a Niagara Falls.” (Bobby Lee, 00:51)
  • Bobby describes “the doomsday clock” for bathroom emergencies, referencing a friend’s race home.

    “You have eight minutes. It’s gonna break away.” (Bobby Lee, 02:08)

2. Environmentalism, Chernobyl Wildlife & Shifting Plates

• [02:13-03:39]
  • Playful analogies blend with real environmental anxiety.
  • Bobby jokes about wildlife in Chernobyl surviving—“they’re blue!”—and the weird resilience of nature.

3. Neighborhood Urban Myths & Simulations

• [03:50-06:46]
  • Bobby relays the local legend of a coyote with a facial tumor and, bizarrely, a bird sitting on its head:

    “Is that a simulation, or is that just life magic?” (Bobby Lee, 05:35)

  • Andrew delves into symbiosis and the deeper meanings of unlikely animal partnerships.

4. Clinging & Sucker Fish Metaphor

• [06:50-07:55]
  • Bobby identifies as a “sucker fish,” humorously likening his life (professionally and personally) to riding on the success of others:

    “I suck the soul and nutrients from whoever I’m riding. And then when they’re deflating, I grab another shirt.” (Bobby Lee, 07:26)

5. Overnight Stays, Social Network Love & Sorkin Stories

• [08:51-12:34]
  • The crew discusses sleepovers and the etiquette of sleeping on floors versus beds.
  • Social Network movie admiration:

    “From front to back, the movie has zero, and I mean zero fat.” (Andrew Santino, 10:04)

  • Bobby recalls bailing on a Sorkin audition due to the pressure of memorizing word-perfect dialogue.

6. Actor Compensation & Hollywood Struggles

• [12:34-14:52]
  • Reflection on the SAG strikes, the “promise” of more work, and ongoing struggles for actors:

    “The promise of the fucking strikes were that work was going to stay in Los Angeles … and that was a lie.” (Andrew Santino, 13:34)

  • Jokes about union leadership:

    “That’s what you get when you use a hobbit as SAG president. Right. You don’t use people from Middle Earth…” (Bobby Lee, 13:50)

7. Debate: Rudy & Sports Movie Inspirations

• [15:00-23:18]
  • Santino loves the underdog story of Rudy, but Bobby finds it underwhelming—“What a loser. God.”
  • They trade favorite sports movies: Hoosiers, The Natural, Ladybugs.
  • Memorable musical moments as the group hums iconic theme tunes.

8. PBS Donations & Nerding Out on Documentaries

• [30:00-32:25]
  • Bobby is quizzed for only donating $80/year to PBS.

    “I want to watch the shows, dude. … And if you’re PBS, I apologize and I will donate more money.” (Bobby Lee, 31:26)

  • Enthusiasm (and stats) from the American Experience: Tuberculosis episode.

9. Environmental Despair and Circular Responsibility

• [32:41-47:32]
  • Debate about private islands, environmental impact, and hypocrisy.
    • Santino’s nihilism:

      “Earth is coming to a close. This is it. It’s the end. Let’s rock. It’s over. Desalinize the water.” (Andrew Santino, 47:10)

    • Bobby’s despair:

      “I think that’s what I’m feeling, the anxiety. It’s over.” (Bobby Lee, 47:24)

10. ASMR, AI Girlfriends, and Digital Intimacy

• [53:23-59:43]
  • The crew riffs on their fans listening to Bad Friends as a sleep aid, each others’ sleep sound rituals (Bobby uses ‘Elvish Whispers’ ASMR).
  • Joking about AI girlfriends and the addictive/expensive possibilities.
    • “There’s gotta be a guy who spent a ton of money on those things. … $10,000 a month for a girlfriend.” (Andrew Santino, 58:10)

11. Notable Moments and Crew Participation

• Multiple “who distresses who” polls; playful conflict and self-deprecation.
• Ongoing bits about fashion, distressed shirts, and the ethics of fast fashion.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [02:08] Bobby Lee: “You have eight minutes. It’s gonna break away.”
• [05:35] Bobby Lee: “Is that a simulation, or is that just life magic?”
• [07:26] Bobby Lee: “I suck the soul and nutrients from whoever I’m riding.”
• [10:04] Andrew Santino: “From front to back, the [Social Network] movie has zero, and I mean zero fat.”
• [13:34] Andrew Santino: “The promise of the fucking strikes were that work was going to stay in Los Angeles… and that was a lie.”
• [13:50] Bobby Lee: “That’s what you get when you use a hobbit as SAG president.”
• [47:10] Andrew Santino: “Earth is coming to a close. This is it. It’s the end. Let’s rock. It’s over. Desalinize the water.”
• [47:24] Bobby Lee: “I think that's what I’m feeling, the anxiety. It’s over.”

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:12-02:39: Restaurant bathroom mishaps—Niagara Falls vs. Pompei
• 03:50-06:46: Tumor coyote and white bird: “Simulation” stories
• 08:51-12:34: Social Network love, Sorkin audition story
• 12:34-14:52: SAG union leadership & actor compensation
• 15:00-23:18: Rudy debate and sports movie theme songs
• 30:00-32:25: PBS nerding and donation guilt
• 32:41-47:32: Environmental doomsday, island-buying hypocrisy
• 53:23-54:58: ASMR talk, “Elvish Whispers,” sleep rituals
• 56:02-59:43: AI girlfriend apps, digital intimacy, and addiction
• 38:27-39:19: Alexander Vučić / “looks like Andres” bit
• 40:01-41:42: Private island buying debate

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Atmosphere & Tone

• Casual, gross, and confessional
• Bantering and self-deprecating
• Jaded and comedic takes on modern anxieties
• Frequent inside jokes, crew participation, and ongoing bits

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Conclusion

This “Bobby Is Distressed” episode combines the bodily and spiritual distress of its hosts with a multiverse of pop culture riffs and philosophical musings. Equally likely to veer into musings about ASMR or AI intimacy as the dire fate of nature, the conversation is always punctuated with laughter, quick wit, and a sense of shared anxiety about the world’s trajectory. If you’re a Bad Friends fan, this episode is a prime example of why: sharp, silly, a little sad, and always unpredictable.

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. How long was I in the bathroom when we. At the restaurant.

[Carlos]

So long.

[Andrew Santino]

20 minutes at the restaurant. The moment I took my last bite,

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I had to go immediately.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That was Bad News Bears. I should have wrote that girl and been, like, not a good recommendation.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My stomach. The moment I finished my eggs. I like, h. I think this is. I think this is bad being real. We both.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That was at that restaurant.

[Carlos]

Mine was prolonged.

[Bobby Lee]

His was.

[Andrew Santino]

His was an hour later.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Was yours loose, or did you have to. Dude, I. I want to know the consistency.

[Andrew Santino]

You ever been to Niagara Falls?

[Bobby Lee]

Now I get it. Identical, I understand. Identical, I understand. Yeah. I do Pompei. Yeah, yeah, Mine are Pompei, but you do a Niagara Falls.

[Andrew Santino]

Niagara, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Mine's an explosion.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that reminds me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. Well, let me just. I want to add on to the po.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, More poop stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So last night, I'm having dinner with my friend Jean Hong, and Andrea. Jin hangs out.

[Andrew Santino]

Jin.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And we're sitting there, we're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of, like, repositioning, Shifting. She's shifting.

[Andrew Santino]

Shit. Shifting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. She. She is like. Like Teutonic plates. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the world is doing.

[Andrew Santino]

And by the way, it's gonna. It's gonna break eventually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Plates keep touching each other.

[Bobby Lee]

There's also, like, icebergs detaching from. You know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, let's get back to. Yeah, I'm an environmentalist.

[Andrew Santino]

Like.

[Bobby Lee]

But, like, I really am.

[Andrew Santino]

You are.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, super el nino. The whole thing. All right. Anyway, things are shifting, but my point is, is this. She's shifting in her chair, and I go, you got. And she's like, I do. I go, well, they have a bathroom here. And she goes, I don't do public bathrooms.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I know that.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, you live pretty far away. I know. I just. I'm fine. I go, no, I can tell when shift people are shifting.

[Andrew Santino]

You can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, you have eight minutes. It's gonna break away.

[Andrew Santino]

You see the doomsday clock?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And she goes, you're right. And she just gets up, gets in her car, and then when she texts me later, she goes, I was right on time. And I knew the shifts, you know? I mean, I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shifts.

[Andrew Santino]

Eight minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Eight minutes. She got raced home. You've been there.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

The timing is like. If it was a second, you know, I mean, later, it would have been a disaster.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Chernobyl.

[Bobby Lee]

Chernobyl.

[Andrew Santino]

It would have been. It would have been the end of the end of the end. I did that one on the way from the airport. I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house, got out of my car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And my dog came out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They're confused about it.

[Andrew Santino]

They have no idea why you throw up. When you throw up in front of a dog, they do. They go like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why do people leave Chernobyl?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They shouldn't have taken off.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying, stick around. No, no, what I'm saying is I saw the Chernobyl HBO show. That was a great show. Right. But what I'm saying is there's a wildlife there.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And there are wolves and dogs there. They're blue.

[Andrew Santino]

They're blue, right?

[Bobby Lee]

They're blue, right? Yeah. But they're alive and they survived. Right. So why can't we have white walkers over there?

[Andrew Santino]

Blue people.

[Bobby Lee]

Blue people.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's a mouth on the side of its. Yeah, that one's tough.

[Bobby Lee]

That one's hard. Oh, I'm speaking of that photo. I'm going to tell you another thing. I was. I want to say this. The other day, right? We talked about assimilations the other day.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we did, did we not?

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you had other things to say. Am I interrupting you? No, I'd like you to.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't even remember.

[Bobby Lee]

I will give you the opportunity to talk right now.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want it. What are you going to say about simulations?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you what. I'm going to tell you about simulation.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me. Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

And you try to explain this.

[Andrew Santino]

Got it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So there's a legend by my neighborhood. And there's a deep legend.

[Andrew Santino]

Only in your neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Only in my neighborhood there's a legend.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And there's a legend that there's a coyote, right. With a tumor on its face.

[Andrew Santino]

Tumor on its face. Just like a big lump on its.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's Elephant Man. Yeah. And there's a couple of jokes I want to say that I can't see because we have to cut them out. So I'm not even going to say them. Right. But it's Elephant man, you know? And it's like, then a month ago, or two months ago, Kalila, my ex, goes, I saw it, and she took a photo of it and. Tumor, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Coyote tumor.

[Carlos]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But then I was with my girlfriend, and we're driving down the street, and he's standing in the middle of the road, right? And he has a bird hanging out on his head.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Not moving. It wasn't like flying around his head like flies or whatever. It was just like.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have a picture of this?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't have a picture of it.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you not capture a bird on a coyote?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm not an. I don't work for National Geographic.

[Andrew Santino]

You quit that job.

[Bobby Lee]

I quit that job too. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like rainforests. Okay.

[McCone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I get sweaty, you know, and I break out. You know what I mean? So. But there was a bird just chilling a white bird. And I have my girlfriend to defend. She saw it too. I go, that's interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Once again, the white's riding on the back.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Just riding on the backs of a brown.

[Bobby Lee]

Brown, you know, tumor faced.

[Andrew Santino]

While he's doing all the work he's doing. And the white.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but she was. The girl was just chilling. And I'm like, that's never been seen in nature.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never seen something.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never seen anything like.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it never goes.

[Bobby Lee]

It never does happen. But that's what I saw. Is that incredible? Is that a simulation or is that just life magic?

[Andrew Santino]

A little bit of life magic. But I do believe simulation comes into play there for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that an. Look at.

[Andrea]

Also tumor.

[Bobby Lee]

So look at the black dog right there that. You had it on the point.

[Andrew Santino]

This is gonna make me so sad.

[Bobby Lee]

No, the one down right. Yeah, that one right there. That's what. What it looks like this.

[McCone]

What? What's.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that. I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you do like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I would, because I like. I like animals that have a little. What do they call it?

[Bobby Lee]

Tumor.

[Andrew Santino]

What did Bobby from King of the Hill called? Wabi sabi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Wabi sabi.

[Andrew Santino]

Dog's got a little bit of wabi sabi.

[Bobby Lee]

So now imagine a coyote with a white bird on its head.

[Andrew Santino]

What does it mean when you see a white bird on another animal? It's got. Maybe this is a.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a symbiotic relationship, but there could be.

[Andrew Santino]

It could be. Have a deeper meaning socially. What does it mean when you see a white bird sitting on another animal? Seeing a white bird getting on animal usually points to mutualism in nature. The bird eats ticks and parasites off the animal. It represents a spiritual omen of peace, purity, and unexpected partnerships.

[Bobby Lee]

So it does happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Happens a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not a stipulation.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it happens a lot. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Symbiosis.

[Bobby Lee]

Symbiosis. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Ecological symbiosis.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's like when. Like, you know, those free. Those. Those freeloading fish that riot on whales. I don't know what you.

[Andrew Santino]

I think they call it, like, the Lees or the Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sucker fish.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. Yeah, sucker fish.

[Andrew Santino]

Remoras.

[McCone]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, they take a free ride.

[Andrew Santino]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's me. Yeah, for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I don't take offense of that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you shouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you. My whole life has been clinging onto somebody else's shirt and just. Just going, keep going, sucker fish. I'm a sucker fish.

[Andrew Santino]

You're remoras.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I suck the soul and. And nutrients from whoever I'm riding. Right, right. And then when they're deflating, I grab another shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

Genius.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Keep going. What?

[McCone]

We feel it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you do. You're not somebody I've clinged on to ever. You cling on to me. Yeah, yeah. And I'm trying to take a scissors.

[Andrea]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

You cut right through his. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that you're. I'm clinging on to you. Yeah, you're clinging onto me.

[McCone]

To.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. You guys are clinging on to us.

[McCone]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's clinging the most?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're clinging on to both of us.

[Andrea]

Yeah. One hand on each shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

And what is McCone doing?

[McCone]

Yeah, like, dragging us down, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no. Who are you? You're clinging onto Andrew, obviously, the most. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

So.

[Bobby Lee]

But there's no hand on my shirt.

[Carlos]

No, there's like a finger.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there's a hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting because last night I asked you. You know what I mean, a very friendship, like, question.

[Carlos]

It was nice.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a nice interaction. Then we had a little fun phone. Yeah, Yeah.

[Carlos]

I started talking and you started laughing. Said, never mind.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know why I called you.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you said you had an old soul.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the old soul thing's annoying.

[Bobby Lee]

It's annoying. Yeah. Yeah. We're not doing the list again.

[Andrea]

You said interesting, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I understand that. But we're not doing the list.

[Andrew Santino]

He also said, is. Is that to start the show, you're already at 10 bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I just did an Elmo laugh. Yeah, no, I, I. 55 bucks. I owe you already.

[McCone]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

So that's it. We're not playing this.

[Andrew Santino]

Cone slept over at my house and I didn't want to have to wash the sheets again, so we asked him politely to sleep on the floor and he did. He slept on the floor.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house?

[Andrew Santino]

Because we had to leave at 5 in the morning. Yeah, we had to go take a. Take a ride down to where? San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

You did that show already in Del Mar?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I took a ride down there to go do a golf thing and came back. We filmed it.

[Bobby Lee]

And you filmed it yesterday? Yesterday.

[Andrew Santino]

Down and back, same day. Got back by 2. 10pm That's a fun ride. It's. It was actually not bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Coffee. We had some chats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I tried to teach him some lessons about life, and all he wanted to do was rap to the song that was on.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a Kanye who.

[Andrew Santino]

Who was on when you were annoying.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

[Andrew Santino]

Five. Five more dollars.

[McCone]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The funny thing is people are gonna think I made him sleep on the floor. Yeah, no, we didn't let him sleep in the house. I said, backyard is top notch for you, pal. You know, we watch Social Network together, though, and I. God, Good movie. I had it. I had a. You know, when you got an itch, you got a scratch. I saw a clip on TikTok of social network and I forgot how much I like the movie. Yeah. So I said, we're going to watch it. So we rented it. Watched it. Aaron Sorkin, genius and Fincher combined.

[Bobby Lee]

Brilliant.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, this is like a super team.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a super team.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a. It's like an unbelievably. From front to back, the movie has zero, and I mean zero fat. There wasn't an ounce of. I'm getting bored.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's amazing how good that movie is.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the reason why Sorkin does not let actors, you know, improvise is because. No, what I wrote is what I want. And that's why. I mean, I don't know if I told you the story, but remember that other show that he did after West Wing? It was About Sketch Studio 60. Studio 60. So I had an audition with him in the room, and I'd be reading with Sorkin, and I said, nah, you bailed. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I. It was.

[McCone]

He had to memorize.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was two pages of dialogue. Right. And I knew his reputation. Communication of, like, word for word. And I was like, yeah, I can't do this.

[Andrew Santino]

It would have been hard.

[Bobby Lee]

It would have been too hard. I mean, would you do it?

[Andrew Santino]

You could have done it now?

[Bobby Lee]

I think I could do it.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you could have done it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I couldn't. I was too nervous. I would have loved it because I'm a huge West Wing fan and, you know, I mean. And that Social Network. Network is what? A Social Network. Was that the movie?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Social.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I love his work. And I was like, I can't. I can't shame myself. The risk was too high.

[Andrew Santino]

He would have loved.

[Carlos]

You hadn't come out at this point.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Carlos]

Those are. Now we're gotten. Come out at this point.

[Andrea]

Lost in it.

[Carlos]

This was 2006.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway, I was a West Wing fan. I say that.

[Andrew Santino]

Damn.

[Bobby Lee]

Have an old soul. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[McCone]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, would have been clever. It's called the Social Network, right?

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wouldn't it have been funny if they crossed out the word the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Drop the. The. Knowing the framing of the movie. Yeah. Drop the. Yeah. Social Network. I'm not telling.

[Bobby Lee]

We can't wait for meta. I mean, that's gonna be.

[Andrew Santino]

Meta movie.

[Bobby Lee]

The meta movie.

[Andrew Santino]

The Reckoning. What it's going to be called.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it really?

[Carlos]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The Social.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just kidding. They're making another movie. Oh, I had no idea. The bear guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Jeremy Allen White. I don't know the names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison, Y. And Strong. Yeah. Jeremy Strong. And I do not know the gentleman

[Bobby Lee]

on the left, Jeremy Strong.

[McCone]

That's Iron Sorkin.

[Andrew Santino]

That Sorkin.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He looks.

[Bobby Lee]

He looks good.

[Andrew Santino]

He looks good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he looks good. It looks. Nolan. Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I was going to say he looks different than what I remember. Yeah, he just looks. He looks more mature.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but he still looks good for his age. I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I was just going to say.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

It didn't look like him at first.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that is interesting. It's like you. You drive down the street and you. You see four billboards with the same actors on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And then you hear guys like my old friend Matt Jones. You know Matt.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Matt Jones.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He was in Breaking Bad.

[Andrew Santino]

He played Badger.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And he's a great guy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's going viral right now.

[Bobby Lee]

He's going viral right now.

[Andrew Santino]

He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated fairly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I mean, it's. I mean, I've been out of that game for a long Time.

[Andrew Santino]

Acting.

[Bobby Lee]

No, in terms of like network, you know, I mean series.

[Andrew Santino]

Regular pilot season.

[Bobby Lee]

Pilot season. That game. I think the, the last pilot I did was splitting up together.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you're an offer only guy. I mean, it literally says on your page, on your agent's website, says, offer only Bobby Lee. Yeah, it seems like it's your pronouns. Offer only Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, but my point is, is that those days are over for me. But. And that's not. It's not like I want it.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Well, no, I don't want it. No.

[Andrea]

Yeah, I bring it up.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll bring it up because I feel bad for my friends. You know, guys like Matt, when I see.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, because the promise of the fucking strikes were that work was going to stay in Los Angeles and Blossom and Bloom and actors were going to get more work and crew was going to get more work. And that was a lie. And it didn't turn out to be true. And people are working less than ever and they're getting paid less than ever. So it was all bullshit.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's what you get when you use a hobbit as SAG president. Right. You don't use people from Middle Earth right in and bring them to Hollywood. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

To run stuff that's so fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Farm, have babies, dance on tables.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

With jugs of beer. That's what you're. Yeah. How they. Everyone had a hot day. Whatever you do, you know, Aragorn, I don't want him a union president. I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Boromir, who should be the union president?

[Carlos]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Who should be the SAG union president?

[Bobby Lee]

For actors, it could be a variety of people.

[Andrew Santino]

It was Fran Drescher for a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I like her voice. What? Do her voice.

[Andrew Santino]

She would leave voicemails on your. She would call actors phones. Yeah, hi, it's Franz right here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Remember to vote.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that I like.

[Andrew Santino]

The current one is Sean Astin. As Bobby was saying the hobbit, he's the president.

[Bobby Lee]

Samwise Gamgee. Samwise Gandhi is the president of sag.

[Andrew Santino]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I love it. Yeah, it's fucking Rudy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's Rudy. He lost. He played one game. Did he not lose?

[Andrew Santino]

He played one game.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I hated that movie. Going up Growing up. Did you like that movie Growing Up? It's like, what a loser. God.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. Just the, just the, just the obvious difference of you and I as. I loved that fucking movie.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the difference.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Why why did you love it?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's sports, so I like sports.

[Bobby Lee]

I love the movie Hoosiers. Is that a movie?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that a movie? Yeah. Yes, it is.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a really good movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Such a phenomenal movie.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a phenomenal movie.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the movie about?

[Bobby Lee]

It was about the Indiana basketball team.

[Andrew Santino]

And.

[McCone]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

What's that? Coach King? Not Bobby Knight. Is it Bobby Knight?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[McCone]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

But wasn't Bobby not the Indiana.

[Andrew Santino]

This movie was not about him. It predates him.

[Bobby Lee]

It predates him. I don't remember, but I remember watching. It's like when you watch that baseball movie with Robert Redford. I don't know what it's called, but

[Andrew Santino]

I remember the Natural.

[Bobby Lee]

The Natural?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a great movie.

[Andrew Santino]

About what?

[Bobby Lee]

It was about baseball.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. And who was the lead guy in Hoosiers? What's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the most famous actors of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't seen who. I don't know what you're doing right now. I'm just telling you. I've seen sporting event movies.

[Andrew Santino]

But you don't like them because you don't remember them. So they obviously didn't have an impact on you whatsoever.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. What I'm saying is that I can't tell you who I've never seen. Ben and Black Beckham.

[Andrea]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Such a good movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it really the best?

[Andrew Santino]

You want to know what the best soccer movie is? Ladybugs.

[Andrea]

Oh, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a ladybug.

[Andrew Santino]

Rodney Dangerfield and Ladybugs.

[Carlos]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's absolutely hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Could you make this today?

[McCone]

No.

[Andrea]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what the theme of this is?

[Bobby Lee]

It's. Let me guess. Based on the photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Just look at that photo. Tell me what you think it is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's about a grandfather who has a granddaughter, right? And he's like, hey, you know what I mean? No one's coaching your team.

[McCone]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

We're going to win the championship.

[Andrew Santino]

Ay, you nailed it so far.

[Bobby Lee]

Have I really?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Carlos]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He's probably not running like that.

[Andrew Santino]

He does. No. Well, he's not.

[Bobby Lee]

First of all, in my memory.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Ready?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, this is gonna be funny real fast. This is gonna make you laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, Go ahead. This.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just the coincidence is crazy.

[Andrea]

Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

What song have I been humming? A lot in the shower? A lot. I've been humming it a lot lately.

[McCone]

The.

[Andrew Santino]

A theme to something.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the Rudy Theme.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, I'll talk to you later.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, bye. Bye.

[McCone]

Bye.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so I've literally been humming it for some reason. This is so coincidentally weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Lately.

[Andrew Santino]

In the shower, and she's like, shut up. Stop it.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All day in the shower. I love that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I. You know what I hum? Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. That's what I hum.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

A League of Their Own.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good baseball movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what that is, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, Dude. John Favreau. A Favreau beginning.

[Bobby Lee]

The Favreau beginning. So let me tell you what Ruby Rudy is about. I. I seen it one time.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a kid who's smaller.

[Andrew Santino]

It's you, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a success story from a tiny man who. Just.

[Bobby Lee]

So Vince is in it.

[Andrea]

We met Favreau.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how he then met. That's how Favreau. John. And who else met the guy? A Christmas Story. What's his name?

[Andrew Santino]

Peter Bingley.

[Bobby Lee]

That. Because I know all three of them because I did a. A charade night. What do you call it? A charade night.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a Michael Bay night.

[Carlos]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not a Michael Bay. It's where, like, you know, I mean, where you have to act things out.

[Andrew Santino]

Charades.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I did a charade night. For some reason. I don't know why. I was at.

[Andrew Santino]

Whose house?

[Bobby Lee]

Vince's house.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It was me, Vince. It was John Favreau. It was Peter Billingsley. No, that's not. This is in the late 90s.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the most Hollywood of all.

[Bobby Lee]

They weren't even. They had just done swingers.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway.

[McCone]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I now realize. That's how.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

On Rudy.

[Andrew Santino]

So now do you like Rudy?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll tell you why. Let me just explain. You get it off.

[Andrew Santino]

Cultural phenomenon. All right?

[Bobby Lee]

Just get it off.

[Andrew Santino]

That was our generation's obsession.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to tell you what it's about. It's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the football team because he's too small.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't make the big show.

[Bobby Lee]

The big show. Right. I can't. That's fudgeing. Rude.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm saying it's a. I made.

[Bobby Lee]

I made it the big show because.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Because of you. Because we let you in the game.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[McCone]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

But I've done more than one game.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I'm not Rudy.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did one game.

[Andrew Santino]

He played in a game in the last three minutes of the game, maybe less.

[Carlos]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe it was one play.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And then he gets a touchdown. No, he doesn't even get a touchdown. He doesn't get a touchdown.

[Andrew Santino]

He gets a sack.

[Andrea]

Plays on defense.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he plays on defense. So he gets a sack defense, and the whole place cheers.

[Andrea]

Yeah, Carlos, it's very hokey, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, it. The payoff isn't there for him, and

[Andrea]

you're living through him in that moment. He's supposed to inspire you.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. It's like, you know, when I took blue chew, I would get a wreck and worked every time. Very good. It's one of the best products in the business. Okay. But the second thing that bluetooth on gold does, it gives you a desire. You know what I mean? And you're like, you want. You know what I mean? And that's the key. That's the connection.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's that?

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I'm not ready. You became. I've.

[Andrew Santino]

You became a hero.

[Bobby Lee]

I've done more than sacking. I have done way more than sacking. I've gotten touchdowns. You know what I mean? I've been the star of the team. Maybe not captain. Right. But I'm definitely on the team.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, you're on the team.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

So it's just a story of a hero.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And I don't. I think the payoff is not big enough for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even know the song. I'm facing the song based on what you just say. Let me just try to try to do it. Is that.

[McCone]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Am I close?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're close.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very close. I've never heard of that song before.

[Andrew Santino]

It's good enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, give me one theme song from a movie that sticks in your brain. Okay, but give me not. That's so obvious. Give me one that.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

But everybody knows that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me one that only you love that you remember.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, this is gonna be hard to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Let me hear. American psycho. What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Can you guys guess?

[McCone]

At the beginning, I thought it was very girl.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[McCone]

But then it's Star Trek Hereditary. Ah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[McCone]

Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Not one of us got it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but that's. If you. If you're a fan of Hereditary, you know that that's what happens. And that movie. Seen that movie a thousand times. When Peter walks up those stairs, which is, you know, and he gets transformed into King Payman.

[McCone]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the song, it's very, like, hornsy, right? And then all of a sudden, it becomes very dystopian and dark, and then these horns that kick in. It's so fucking horrifying.

[Andrew Santino]

You're Hans Zimmer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Do.

[Andrew Santino]

I am. You are Hans. The tone was so you asked me.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, aside from Rudy, you fucking bastard. Right? And you can't be hacking. You can't do ET you can't do Superman. Right? Give me something that, like, is as that. Specific. Like that.

[Andrew Santino]

As specific as that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's got to be as specific as that face. I know what it is. What? Ghostbuster.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not specific. That's hacky.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not specific.

[Bobby Lee]

That's hacky. What you gonna call? It's a Ghostbuster. It's a Ghostbuster. That's hacky. Give me something specific.

[Andrew Santino]

The Asian Ghostbusters are so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a Ghostbuster. All right, now give me something specific.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. A specific movie. A theme song from a very specific movie.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I've sung you the ones that I love. I've seen you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You put me in a corner, right? I dug my way out how to

[Andrew Santino]

put in your corner. I just set you up. I go, give me a yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I did. I went Star Wars. It was too hacky.

[Andrew Santino]

Her wasn't serving the hacky. It's just I. You. I. That was easy.

[McCone]

Iconic.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like iconic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Top of the line. Oh, Oh, I got one.

[Carlos]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I got one. Hold on. All this sound in my head, and now I'm trying to hear the theme go. I'm trying to do it. Hold on. Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I have to hear it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'm gonna ask the kid. I know. You know. What's this? It's a TV show where everybody knows your name.

[Andrew Santino]

Cheers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But you didn't say it, Carlos.

[Andrea]

Oh, I thought you were asking him.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I said the group. It's a competition. Okay, okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this one?

[Bobby Lee]

Competing? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is San Francisco Seinfeld? Oh, I love when the guy who did the Seinfeld soundtrack, that's a bass. It's like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, right? That's like.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you ever see that guy composing? Because every, you know, every theme was different.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know this? He wrote it. And every theme he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? It was pretty impressive. There's a video about. That's the video. I think this video is incredible.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He talks about how he changes it depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro. Stop it. It's amazingly interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

And from a guy who's a music guy, you think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, here's some stuff that I want to talk about now. A video, American Experience, the Forgotten Plague. It's about tuberculosis. I watch every American Experience by pbs, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I love watch, you know, just, you know, I mean, these random facts.

[McCone]

One has to keep that channel alive.

[Bobby Lee]

And I donate to PBS, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

How much?

[Bobby Lee]

It's just like 80 bucks a year.

[Andrea]

That's not a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

$80 a year?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, but that's a lot. No, that's not a lot.

[Andrea]

Need more.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Maybe the next year I re. Donate. I'll do 250, 300.

[Andrea]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

If you want to keep PBS alive.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not the only one keeping PBS alive.

[Andrew Santino]

You need to.

[Bobby Lee]

But yeah, yeah, those are. You should be. Everyone should be Soreboarding Public Broadcasting.

[Andrew Santino]

12 the average individual donation, including PBS, NPR, is roughly 1250amonth, an average of 140 or 250 a year. You're less than the average donation from people who don't have good jobs. And they still give. They usually require a minimum of $5 per month or $60 a year to unlock demanding streaming features. So you did it so you could stream PBS Passport?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, we know why you did it

[Andrew Santino]

so he could stream PBS Passport.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I want to watch the shows, dude. You know, I mean, but I watch all the shows, you know, Shame. It is. It is shame on me, dude. And. And if you're pbs, I apologize and I will donate more money.

[Andrew Santino]

I won't.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you won't, but. Because. But they have interesting things in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Some of it for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Some of it. Yeah. There's some interesting things that. I'm a big, you know, Ken Burns fan. I love history and I love watching historical, you know, and I didn't know anything about tuberculosis, to be honest with you.

[Andrew Santino]

You learn all of it now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they had these tuberculosis asylums here in la, which was at first for the rich. Like, come over. The sun, the sunshine will, you know, get you healthy. Right. So it was for the rich. They had these, you know, beautiful asylums with courtyards. People would be playing cricket and stuff. But then all of a sudden the poor came. And then LA was like, especially black people and Brown people. They're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Right. And it was like, why? What's up?

[Andrew Santino]

Different kind of tb.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. What kind?

[Andrew Santino]

Bptb,

[Bobby Lee]

I guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Bptv.

[Bobby Lee]

Bd.

[Andrew Santino]

Bptv, I thought bd, I think a big dick tv. Oh, bdtv.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bdtv. Yeah, that's what they had.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks nice.

[Bobby Lee]

No, those are the poorer ones. The ones that.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks nice facing the window.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that. Yeah. But it was a brutal disease. It killed one out of seven Americans. It did what?

[Andrea]

It's funny, you know that stat.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I. I just.

[Andrew Santino]

I have just watched.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a weird guy.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he just consumed.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a weird guy and I consume weird things.

[Andrew Santino]

He will forget this in a year.

[Bobby Lee]

I will always remember. One out of seven.

[Andrew Santino]

Never forget.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And in fact, note this down a year from now, when we on this podcast, ask me that stat and I'll know it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, one out of seven is pretty easy. Give me another.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you always downgrading me, dude?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm upgrading.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Yeah, yeah, I did. Hereditary, right? Which was a pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, it wasn't a competition. I just asked you. Hey, you.

[Bobby Lee]

You put me in a corner. I had to find my way out.

[Andrew Santino]

There was no painting war. Rewind it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a war.

[Andrea]

That's another thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I understand that, but we're done with that.

[Andrea]

Oh, we are?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We're not doing it today. We did it for that one day.

[Andrew Santino]

That's for the whole year.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we didn't. We never made that.

[Andrew Santino]

Content needs a college fund.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I owe you 55 bucks from the last episodes. And that's it. Old soul. Anyway. Yeah. What?

[Andrea]

You're at 60 right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm at 60. Yeah, whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

65.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What shirt is that? Is that a Ram shirt?

[Andrea]

No, it's a Cotton Citizen shirt. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

But it says la. What?

[Andrea]

It just says Los Angeles Cotton Citizen. It's like a Brandon Weho.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good shirt. But, you know, a McCone shirt. You want me to do it or.

[Andrea]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Carlos]

What, you want to distress it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me see. Stand up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a good shirt.

[Carlos]

I know. I don't want you to throw rocks on it and put in your pool.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want in the coffee pool.

[Carlos]

No, but thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want a Distressed By Bobby?

[Carlos]

No, I don't. I like.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? When we open up a Distressed By Bobby on Melrose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't come.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't go in.

[Andrew Santino]

Come to the opening.

[Carlos]

Yeah, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No. No, it's not okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not okay.

[McCone]

Some people like new shit.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are you talking to?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When I see somebody with a brand new rock tee, it offends me to the core.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a brand new rock tea.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. And what I say earlier. Not in the other room.

[Andrew Santino]

What? Oh, you love it.

[Bobby Lee]

You were like, I love your whole look.

[Andrew Santino]

My pants. You like my slacks?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, No, I like the brown. The light brow around with the slacks and the shoes. But in my mind I'm like, I wish that shirt was more distressed.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it offends me.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't even know anything about this shirt. About who makes it. And the under. That's what you don't know. You're Mr. Like, make it look old. This is cool. Because it's not old. Because some people can't get it. That's why it's nice, because it's a collaboration. Don't worry about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God, you're snooty today, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, rock's in your high rising.

[Bobby Lee]

I like it. I like high rising, Andrew. Yeah, I like it. Right, but you're offending me right now.

[Andrew Santino]

It's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's not okay. Yeah, I mean, you heard it hit a nerve.

[Andrea]

That's a brand new rock shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it's distress.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's distressed a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

You distress me a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[McCone]

You distress all of us.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I do. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting, interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

More dollars.

[Bobby Lee]

Who dress distresses you most? And let's be honest with you, with all of us, I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a fun game.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's a great.

[Bobby Lee]

We play this often.

[Andrew Santino]

I love it.

[Andrea]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew and I. And be honest with. In your soul.

[Andrew Santino]

Please, please, please.

[Bobby Lee]

And be mindful and just be logical.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

None of you. No. Use your critical thinking.

[McCone]

Critical.

[Bobby Lee]

Use your critical thinking.

[Andrew Santino]

Critical.

[Bobby Lee]

Who stresses you out more?

[Andrew Santino]

Who distresses you out the most?

[Bobby Lee]

It distresses you out the most. Let's start with a Carlos.

[Andrea]

Oh. Between the both of you. That's easy. It's you. Because we go on tour together and you tell insane stories to millions of people.

[Andrew Santino]

You knew that was going to backfire. That's insane. How did you.

[Andrea]

I. I mean, you know, I rock and roll with you.

[Andrew Santino]

See?

[Andrea]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's your boy.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You distrust him, but he's your boy.

[Andrea]

I like wartime War is fun. Next.

[Carlos]

You're just like, harder to read, so sometimes I'M like, is he, like, upset about something or, like, why? Where is this energy when Andrew's upset?

[McCone]

He lost his voice.

[Carlos]

Because I know when Andrew's upset. I know I usually can understand you sometimes you're a bit of a wild card, which is what we love about you. But sometimes it just. It makes it a little more distressed. But it's a part of working with Bobby. I wouldn't trade it for the world.

[McCone]

Wow.

[Andrea]

Well said.

[McCone]

So you.

[Andrew Santino]

Me?

[McCone]

No, that's what he said.

[Andrea]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[McCone]

Yeah. I'm gonna go the other way, Bobby.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice. Good. Do that. That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that the truth? Yeah. I don't want you to go to the other way just because the flow is, you know, I mean, against me.

[McCone]

You. I never talk to you, so the only person who I talk to, Sandra.

[Andrea]

So. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No stress to be had.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[McCone]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

No stress to be had.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I talked to Carlos the most. You know what I mean? And we can't talk. We can't talk about what we talk about.

[Carlos]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, I mean, he knows me inside and out and what I believe in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And, you know, these are things I cannot share out loud. Day I will. You know what I mean? But. So I think that's why we have a connection. But also, you treat me like. Yeah, yeah, but that's fine because we've known each other for a long time, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. McCone, I. I apologize. You know, and I will be more.

[Carlos]

No, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I will be an open books that you can read.

[Carlos]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I will be an open book that you can read. I was reaching out to you last night because I was. I was, you know, want to have a computer? We had a little quick talk.

[McCone]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll be an open book from now on. Okay. And Andrea's. Good choice. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah. And you know what? I get it. I get that shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a. And I. I want to know more about it later.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I tell you what.

[Bobby Lee]

What are the pauses about pregnant?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. Pauses. You're pregnant. Oh, you can't say that in the mic.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You said pauses had pregnant. Pauses. Pregnant pause.

[Andrea]

Oh. People keep sending us this guy because he looks like Andres.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Andrea]

He's the president of Serbia.

[Andrew Santino]

Alexandar. He does look like Andreas.

[Bobby Lee]

He does look andres. Yeah. Like 15 years later.

[Andrew Santino]

And what does he believe in?

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What does he believe in 25 bad stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Alexander wants to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He believes in sweatshops and manual labor for brown people.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[McCone]

The good old times.

[Andrew Santino]

So he was the prime minister of Serbia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think of this, Ivanka? Jared Kushner buying this island? I think you do.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone's got to buy those islands.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but do you believe the story that they just.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That they dived into the water.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Barefoot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I believe it. I think it's going to be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Swam to some island.

[McCone]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Walked.

[McCone]

That was for sale. Randomly.

[Bobby Lee]

It was randomly for. There was no for sale sign on it, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they don't put them up anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They used to.

[Bobby Lee]

We should incorporate that back.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Or not Sale.

[Andrew Santino]

And look at that. What is that? That's the new Fixer Upper. 24 million dollar island. Fixer upper.

[Andrea]

Wow. That's nothing for an island.

[Andrew Santino]

For the whole island. 24 million.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

What do they want for Epstein's Island? How much? That was for sale.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's not talk about that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but it was for sale for a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

I bought it. But anyway. Yeah, I'm repurposing.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep it exactly how it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How much was. Oh, yeah. Just so we know.

[Andrea]

60.

[Andrew Santino]

60 million was really listed for 125. Good deal. Almost half off is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But there's a lot of protests in Algeria right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It's because there's ecosystems there and animals.

[Andrew Santino]

If you're putting it up for sale, it's for sale. Don't put it up.

[Bobby Lee]

The government. It wasn't for sale. They went to the government and went, can we buy this?

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was dead island. So everybody wants money. The government is at fault. They. If government's willing you to sell. Willing to sell anything. Hawaii is a state in the United States.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that one of the islands

[Andrew Santino]

is owned by privately.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that doesn't. That. Okay, so what do you. Who the government.

[Bobby Lee]

There's also an island for themselves as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Larry Ellison owns that island of Lanai. He could just.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but there's also an island that foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only Hawaiians.

[Andrew Santino]

You would do. Right, correct.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right. So my point though, being is. Is that it's tit for tat.

[Andrew Santino]

No, this is an island that no one owns. There's no land. There's nobody there. So why not let. Someone's gonna buy it. Someone wants private Land. If there is real estate to be sold, it's gonna get sold. Yeah, especially if it's valuable, like a fucking island. $24 million.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't agree with it. Yeah, it's not awesome.

[Andrew Santino]

It's rad. We're gonna get invited. We're all going.

[Bobby Lee]

McConne, are you?

[Carlos]

I'm with you.

[Bobby Lee]

You are?

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't know why.

[Bobby Lee]

Who?

[Andrew Santino]

Me, Macone. He doesn't even know why.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't. You know why? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Why?

[Carlos]

Because I don't like those people.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so that's why they can't buy the island. Oh, those. That phrase has been told before in real estate. That's not a good phrase. I don't like those people. They shouldn't be able to buy over there. Yeah, interesting.

[Carlos]

Yeah. The opposite.

[Andrew Santino]

Opposite. I don't know, man. It's all the same.

[Andrea]

Well, it's apparently a very sensitive ecosystem.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I just said.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but who knows if they're going to take care of it? You never know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're not.

[Carlos]

You.

[Andrew Santino]

You think.

[Bobby Lee]

You think it's not California?

[Andrea]

Albania is like a corrupted place. They don't care about their environment problem.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they. They joined NATO. Right. They used to be an oppressive government. Right? And now they're free, and they want their independence, and they care about their little birdies.

[Andrew Santino]

What. What does that do with the island?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because there's birds and. And. And animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them. Building a gigantic resort and ruining the ecosystem, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Too bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, why do you think there's a Super El Nino coming in next month? And you guys. You guys can say whatever you want about the Super El Nino, right? And go, oh, you're wrong, you know? I mean, you don't know, but when you're there, right? Then all of a sudden, you're gonna be like, you were right.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't you give your house back, then to the animals that used to live up in Mulholland? Because you've displaced many species from the home that you live in.

[Andrea]

The Indians,

[Bobby Lee]

Kachava. You know what? Sometimes I don't eat meals, and I. I just do cachava.

[Andrew Santino]

So sometimes cachava is perfect because it's all the nutrition your body craves in one deliciously simple shake. Packed and ready to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, why would. Why would you just. You know what I mean? I. I'm guaranteed all. All the nutrition that I need through cachava, so why would I drink anything else?

[Andrew Santino]

And plus, they have so many different flavors they got chocolate, vanilla, chai, matcha, coconut, I say strawberry coffee and backed by popular demand, chocolate mint, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Just one packet provides complete nutrition ready for life on the go with protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals, greens, probiotics, omegas, electrolytes and more and more.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm telling you the best part about Cachava new travel packs is they're on the go, ready to go. I'm tired of these things. You know when you're carrying around these protein shakes and protein builder powder buckets and they give you those scoopers and it's stupid. This is amazing because it's protein packed on the go, fiber, vitamins and so much more. You can take your daily ritual with you. All you got to do is go to kachava.com and use the code bad friends for 15% off your first order.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Kachava K A C-H-A-V A.com code bad friends shopify. You know what? Here at Bad Friends we use, we sell things.

[Andrew Santino]

We sell some merch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And we only use the best.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And Shopify is the best.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I remember coding all night long. All the tools you need to launch are already included and ready from day one, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

All you need is the idea Shopify handles the rest.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

You know I want a superpower. I'll tell you why. I want my blood drawn. I want to know what's going on with my body.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Make this year the year that you stop guessing about your health with Superpower. For a limited time, our listeners get $20 off to unlock their new health intelligence. Head over to superpower.com and use the code bad friends for $20 off your 199powerpower membership.

[Bobby Lee]

And after you sign up, they'll ask you how you heard about Superpower, tell them Bad Friends sent you and support the show.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Why don't you do that? Because I think that what you've done is actually awful. You've displaced a lot of species from

[Bobby Lee]

that house was built before for way before I bought.

[Andrew Santino]

You're continuing the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

You sell your house, then I don't have a problem.

[Andrew Santino]

I think privatized island buys is good. I'm the opposite. I say buy all the islands have the most fun. Earth is coming to a close. This is it. It's the end. Let's rock. It's over. Desalinize the water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it feels like it's over.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So who fucking gives a shit?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think that's what I'm feeling, the anxiety. It's over.

[Andrew Santino]

It's over.

[Bobby Lee]

I've accepted it. It's over.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not going to save anything.

[Bobby Lee]

We're not saving anything.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you know, I mean it's just

[Bobby Lee]

like, you know, endangered ice caps are just melting. Get rid of cares about it. The Pacific is warming up, you know, I mean it hasn't been like that since the 1800s. You know, I mean, we're. You know, It's Phoenix in 30 years and be uninhabitable. It'll be so hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You want to move there?

[Andrew Santino]

Not now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not if you just told me that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who gives it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So my point is, is that no one cares.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all.

[Bobby Lee]

But also somebody's got to do something.

[McCone]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not us.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not us? I give PBS 60 a year, dude. Yeah, right, right. And you do your little. Your not little, but your camp. You mean for the Special Olympics.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not little. It's huge.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's ho homers. We'll be back again this year.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. And I will show up for your events. Right, and that's because you're trying to.

[Andrew Santino]

I just think it does. None of it matters. It's all bullshit. Hey, hey. How about this guy who swimming pool full of coffee and distressing shirts. Fast fashion is like one of the worst things for global economy ever. It's bad. And you're big. Fast fashion guy. You're distressing. 30 shirts in your pool. They're going to end up in a fucking river in India.

[Bobby Lee]

The amount of water.

[Andrew Santino]

Unbelievable.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a pool. Get rid of a pool. This is the problem, dude. The libs get up in arms about shit that they're fucking lying. They're living in a lie. Stop living in the lie. Look at that. That's your shirt. There's all your distressed shirts and they're scratch stressed. Those are stressed.

[Bobby Lee]

I should go to that lady.

[Andrew Santino]

A big bag of rock T shirts.

[Bobby Lee]

A great job.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think you can run this through your. Make these look rad?

[Bobby Lee]

That's is a good idea.

[Andrew Santino]

Shit's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go back around. We started with. We ended with yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What did that say? UCLA has a fast fashion sustainability program. Smart. Look at that. That's what the world looks like because of those insane super bowl shirts that never made it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. It's just I. I don't know what we're doing here.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't stop that. You can't stop that. It's. We're. We're.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you dream? Can we be dreamers?

[Andrew Santino]

We can dream about owning an island off Algeria.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is this? This is the 300 mile swim through the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Yeah. 300 miles of garbage.

[Bobby Lee]

Didn't Tony talk about that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's an island of garbage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you remember that.

[Andrew Santino]

God. Look at the first photo. Look at the very first photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy, dude. That's in the ocean now. Yeah. What are we doing? You and I got to do something. We got to do something. You and I do Makone. We'll do a foundation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do a foundation.

[Andrew Santino]

We should.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You want to do bad friends of foundation.

[Andrew Santino]

I would actually love.

[Bobby Lee]

I would like to do it for the environment.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't want to fuck the environment.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want to do it

[Andrew Santino]

with kids with cancer? Anything with people that. Anything. We're health. Health care. I'll do a health care.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. But here's my argument with that. I think AI is going to take care of a lot of that.

[Carlos]

A.I.

[Andrew Santino]

is just going to fix everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You think A.I. is going to fix our health?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is where you're wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're. You're wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it going to do?

[Bobby Lee]

It's going to nanotech technology.

[Andrew Santino]

It's going to revolutionize the health care industry. It's going to help. Yes, but it's not going to get rid of cancer. We've done this to ourselves.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think that we do have a cure for cancer now. And because. And pharmaceutical. Pharmaceutical companies don't want us to know. Don't want to know. They're making a lot of money.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But AI is not going to fix that.

[Andrea]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

It's already fixed. We already can do it. We can have. I don't want to get.

[Andrew Santino]

Was this in the tuberculosis documentary?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrea]

Misinformation as well.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I. You think I have misinformation?

[Andrea]

What you're saying would be classified as misinformation because no one.

[McCone]

It might be flagged.

[Andrea]

No one at Harvard would say we cured cancer.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe you're right. Okay. You're right.

[McCone]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Miss Everyone listen right now. It's misinformation.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you know, it is at Harvard, the algorithm on the window of Kirkland hall for Facebook. Now, did they keep that? Did they frame that? Is that room special at Harvard? See if they kept the room that. Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the window with Edward Saverin. Eduardo Saverin, Zuckerberg's original dorm room at Harvard, age 33 and Kirkland famously coded, launched Facebook, largely being preserved at a piece of tech history.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you go image. Go to images.

[Andrew Santino]

I do want it. Kirkland house, baby, where Harvard men were men of dignity. That's just. Who's in There now those kids just so much jizz on the walls of the.

[McCone]

Yeah. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Imagine. Is that him?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. He had no idea. He's wearing Gap.

[Andrea]

He's still. Well, not.

[Bobby Lee]

He still wears Gap. He had to glow up, like, only

[Andrea]

a couple years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he can go to decision. Well, at least. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Take him to the desi one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I think, Andres, you got to take him to digital. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because the guy who made out like the real Bandit in this entire movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Was who?

[Andrea]

Oh, the Winklevoss.

[Carlos]

No, the kid from Jurassic Park.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct, correct.

[Carlos]

I forgot his name.

[Andrew Santino]

But you probably remember he made out the best because. What did he make? What did it say he made?

[Carlos]

Oh, he made like 5 billion and

[Andrew Santino]

no one even knows his name.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

The kill is played by Tim from Jurassic Park.

[Andrew Santino]

It's genius.

[Andrea]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

That guy's a genius. No one even knows his name because

[Andrea]

he didn't really do much at the beginning.

[Andrew Santino]

He was just a guy. He was just a homie.

[Andrea]

Yeah, exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

You know who he was? He was a barnacle

[Bobby Lee]

on a whale.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a barnacle on a white whale.

[Bobby Lee]

On a white.

[Andrea]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

They discovered.

[Andrew Santino]

They discovered bad friends. Asmr. Get ready with us to be on Bedford. Go to sleep. Go to sleep.

[McCone]

Have a laugh.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. People tell us that sometimes they go, I fall asleep to the podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're like, it's so funny. I fall asleep to it all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How's that funny?

[McCone]

Compliment.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I guess they say, like, the rhythm of the voice helps people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Babies like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I've had multiple friends say, kid, babies like the rhythm of our back and.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, that's insane. ASMR makes me horny. I don't know why.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop listening right now. Babies.

[McCone]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I know what I'm especially. It's a woman.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I genuinely, from bottom of my heart, only thought ASMR was women.

[Bobby Lee]

No, there's a. Guys that do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are they doing? Oh, that's.

[Andrea]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to the gym. I'm back from the gym.

[Bobby Lee]

But when women do it, it's. There's something sensual about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the crew of ASMR guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

You know the fat Filipino I go to?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He has a great.

[Andrew Santino]

You know who this is?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Our fan base. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's our fan base. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the most eclectic version of every guy you've ever seen.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nondescript guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There's Just something about.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

I have another app that does Elvish Whispers. I think I have it on my phone.

[Andrew Santino]

Elvish? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to hear it?

[McCone]

That's why you need Rocket Money.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a really good job.

[Andrew Santino]

Good plug.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good plug.

[Andrew Santino]

Show me the women of asmr and look at what the difference will be. I mean, look at the bold difference. The irony being you don't see them, you just hear them.

[McCone]

Yep.

[Andrea]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. Sleep. Oh, here we go. Elvish Whispers. I found it. You want to hear what I listen to?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry it took so long for forever.

[Andrea]

Here's one. A good one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't want that one.

[Andrea]

Tingly mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to hear what I listen to when I go to bed?

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, hold on.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me, give me. What?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not it.

[McCone]

Hold on.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you can add things to it. You could add like makeup brush, or you can add like anything. Like an oak tree or crane the noise out.

[McCone]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

It's so loud.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. I have four things going on at the same time. Hold on.

[McCone]

Oh, this is better.

[Carlos]

It's kind of scary.

[Andrea]

Iguana.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Can Rudy make out what she's saying?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do they translate for you?

[Bobby Lee]

You're gonna die in four days. No, I don't know, but that's what I listen to.

[Andrew Santino]

We gotta transition to something upbeat.

[Andrea]

This dog was stolen in China and eaten. And it was a famous dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's not upbeat. Dude, they sold it for like $23.

[McCone]

Except for the person who ate it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a steal.

[Bobby Lee]

It is a steal. That is, you can feed a family, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to hear about dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't want to hear.

[Andrew Santino]

But I do want to know how they cooked them. Baked, pan fried, grilled.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What was it?

[Bobby Lee]

I would smoke the meat.

[Andrew Santino]

I would definitely smoke dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I would smoke dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Slow smoke. Brisket. Like brisket for the winter.

[Bobby Lee]

For the winter.

[Andrew Santino]

No, slow and low.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[McCone]

Slow and low.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll go north. Iconic. Here's what I want. I want to learn. I want to find an AI girlfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a real one.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I want to just see what it feels like having an.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to compare your AI one to your real one?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. See what it's a.

[Andrea]

Would like her.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the app that I don't even know what app like. Cuz you can scroll through these apps like you're on Tinder.

[Andrew Santino]

How real was the movie? Her.

[McCone]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So ahead of Its time, Bob.

[Andrea]

Here they are.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not coming. It's here.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one?

[Andrew Santino]

Candy AI Romantic. AI and I Girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one's the best one, though?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I Girl is a perfect name.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, when they, when they got the rights to that, they were like, we're in, we're done.

[Carlos]

Paul Schrader, who wrote Taxi Driver, has an AI girlfriend.

[Andrea]

Yeah, I just.

[Andrew Santino]

Does he?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Test it out.

[Bobby Lee]

80 years old.

[Carlos]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Andy.

[Andrea]

AI secrets. AI sounds cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm gonna go. Andy, candy.

[Andrew Santino]

AI give them candy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna download it now.

[Carlos]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's with A C and 5.99amonth. So are you gonna give that money to them or to pbs? It's either. It's either your Candy girlfriend or. Or PBS tuberculosis documentaries.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

What's more important to you? I would argue PBS.

[Bobby Lee]

PBS? Yeah, PBS. Yeah, yeah, yeah, PBS. I think you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

I spent $50 across five AR girlfriend apps in a week. Here's what every $1. What's a. I want to Google who's the guy that spent the most on AI Girls. I wonder if there's got to be a guy who spent a ton of money on those things. You know, there's some dude in Japan. Okay. This is highest figures.

[Andrea]

Oh, wait. They're all secret. But it's funny. The Miami.

[Andrew Santino]

$10,000 a month.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

On candy AI cupid, AI treaties, monthly subscriptions, expensive hobby. 10 grand a month for a girlfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I'm asking.

[Andrew Santino]

Desi Hual shirts.

[McCone]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

All day.

[Bobby Lee]

You do one payment right and you can talk to this person. But what else? What else are they? Expenses?

[Andrew Santino]

This is how they hook you. Let's get involved.

[Bobby Lee]

You want me to download Candy IO?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Because now you're going to start doing it and you're going to. You're going to come back next week and go, I spent $4,000 on candy.

[Andrea]

Here's the difference between starter and premium.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah. Tell me the difference.

[Andrew Santino]

Better continuity, fewer limits. More serious companion building Core part of the product are images. Sensitive add ons for voices.

[Andrea]

Oh yeah. They don't get all like sexy on the basic one.

[Bobby Lee]

This is. But is there. Is there nudity?

[Andrew Santino]

I think, Yeah, I would imagine.

[Andrea]

Yeah. Because they blur it and restrict it.

[Andrew Santino]

Why else do you App store signing up.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to go App Store. This is just for science. Yeah, right. And research.

[Andrea]

You could test out other races too.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I'm definitely going to go. Going to the first one I'm going to do is A different race, which is white. I'm kidding. Let's see.

[Andrew Santino]

Candy in 20 years. Attenborough does a PBS documentary, and the Asian man downloads the app.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, Candy AI.

[Andrew Santino]

Searching for love.

[Andrea]

But, Bob, they don't. They look like this. They don't look like your girlfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't care. This is an experiment.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's how they hook you. They get you there and then they get you a real one.

[Bobby Lee]

AI girl. Candy, mate.

[Andrew Santino]

Candy AI.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no Candy Candy AI.

[Andrew Santino]

It's probably a website.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll do a different one and then, you know, I mean, I'll let you know how it goes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I do want to know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to see the success of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll just download one now.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I want to say something to Carlos.

[Andrea]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I wanted to say. Oh, the river.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is this? What do you got to show us there, Carlos?

[Carlos]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like videos up front.

[Andrew Santino]

He hates.

[Bobby Lee]

We do it later.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see it. Oh, we know whose shoes those are.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. Look at how embarrassing. Embarrassed, cutie pie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, can I tell you about pooping?

[Andrew Santino]

Watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I fake him out. I go, come on, man. Look up at the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

That's you recording?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes, what?

[Carlos]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Underneath, baby. Double sneak.

[Carlos]

The same diner shits that I had that day.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, it's Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. Now, I was looking for fun ways to tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited price Premium Wireless for 15amonth is back. So I thought it would be fun if we made 15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal, so.

[Bobby Lee]

There goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Andrew Santino]

Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment

[Bobby Lee]

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