Bobby Is Finally Free w/ Yannis Pappas

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – "Bobby Is Finally Free" Featuring Yannis Papas

Release Date: June 23, 2025

In this lively episode of Bad Friends, hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are joined by comedian and actor Yannis Papas. The trio delves into Bobby's tumultuous week, exploring his experiences on the set of the new film Karate Ghost, his challenges with illness, and the dynamics of their enduring friendship. The conversation is peppered with humor, personal anecdotes, and sharp banter, offering listeners an engaging glimpse into the lives of two beloved comedians and their guest.

1. Bobby’s Challenging Week

Bobby Lee opens up about his recent struggles balancing work and health. He discusses filming for Karate Ghost, where he portrays a sensei alongside Jim Belushi, and his subsequent illness that affected his performance.

• Filming Difficulties:

  • [00:00] Bobby asks Andrew if he has performed at Comedy Works South or Downtown.
  • [15:00] Bobby recounts, “I went to the Comedy Works in Denver and they booked me in the wrong club,” highlighting the miscommunication that added stress to his already hectic schedule.

• Dealing with Illness:

  • [14:01] Bobby describes waking up with a sore throat, traveling to Toronto, and ultimately becoming “fully sick,” which impaired his memory and performance on set.
  • [17:57] He elaborates on the physical toll, saying, “I was drowning in sweat, in no pee,” emphasizing the severity of his condition during performances.

2. Friendship and Banter with Yannis Papas

Yannis Papas brings a fresh dynamic to the conversation, engaging in playful teasing and heartfelt exchanges with Bobby and Andrew.

• Gift Exchange and Teasing:

  • [03:00] Andrew presents Bobby with a "Decidual" shirt, which Bobby humorously critiques: “What is it about these shirts that you do like the design?”
  • [05:17] Bobby jokingly demands, “I think you should take your shirt off now and put this shirt on now.”

• Physical Appearance and Honesty:

  • [10:20] Bobby initiates a candid discussion about his weight loss, seeking honest feedback from Yannis: “Be real and be honest. We don't fuck around like this.”
  • [10:37] Yannis responds with a blend of humor and sincerity, “I would take a picture of you, put it in my closet under all the other pictures of people who were underwhelming…”

3. Personal Growth and Self-Reflection

The conversation shifts towards personal development, with Bobby expressing his aspirations to improve physically and spiritually.

• Weight Loss Journey:

  • [10:37] Bobby admits, “I lost 30 pounds,” and discusses the challenges and motivations behind his transformation.
  • [13:21] He humorously recounts his attempt to join Planet Fitness, only to be turned away: “I went to the Planet Fitness a month ago... they go, you got to go online, and you have to give us your bank records to join.”

• Emotional Moments:

  • [20:34] Bobby shares a vulnerable moment, revealing a personal experience that moved him: “Yesterday, something happened yesterday made me cry. And I'm afraid that I'm going to...”

4. Cultural and Social Commentary

Bobby and his guests touch upon various cultural topics, including sports, media consumption, and societal issues.

• WNBA and Sports:

  • [32:25] The hosts engage in a humorous yet critical discussion about the WNBA, debating player salaries and the commercialization of women's sports: “What would be your suggestion as a lover of women and such a feminist to make the league more successful?”
  • [33:07] Bobby suggests, “Change the outfits...strap their breasts to their chest,” aiming to prevent the sexualization of the league, which elicits playful disagreements.

• Media and Podcasting:

  • [65:15] The conversation evolves into a critique of the evolving media landscape, with Andrew lamenting how podcasting is encroaching into areas traditionally dominated by legacy media: “Podcasting is entering this world of, like, news or something.”

5. Light-Hearted Fun and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with a mix of humor and camaraderie, solidifying the bond between the hosts and their guest.

• Humorous Skits and Jokes:

  • [61:00] The trio engages in a mock "trans quiz," navigating sensitive topics with their characteristic humor, though it veers into controversial territory.
  • [62:51] They joke about fashion choices and cultural stereotypes, keeping the tone light despite earlier serious discussions.

• Final Tributes and Goodbyes:

  • [62:43] Yannis promotes his special, Property Owner History. Hyenas is back together, expressing gratitude for being part of the show.
  • [66:14] The hosts reflect on their podcast's unique place in the media space, emphasizing their commitment to maintaining its original, humorous essence amidst changing trends.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee on Friendship:

  • [08:22] "It's the sentiment and the thought that counts."

• Andrew Santino on Physical Changes:

  • [09:16] "I do think you'll wear them. My money's on you'll wear them."

• Yannis Papas on Personal Growth:

  • [27:18] "I want my two friends Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino to have everything that they want their life to live well, have health, have happiness, have spirituality, peace."

• Bobby Lee on Media Evolution:

  • [66:49] "It's a comedy podcast. This should be its own thing."

Conclusion

In "Bobby Is Finally Free," Bad Friends offers a rich tapestry of humor, heartfelt moments, and insightful commentary. Bobby Lee's candid sharing about his personal and professional challenges, coupled with the playful yet meaningful interactions with Andrew Santino and Yannis Papas, make for an engaging episode. Listeners are treated to a blend of laughter and genuine conversation, reinforcing the show's appeal as a beloved staple in the comedy podcast landscape.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Have you played Comedy Works South?

[Andrew Santino]

I've never done the South Club.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you played downtown?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Why?

[Giannis Papas]

Why has he.

[Bobby Lee]

Why have you. Why have I have you?

[Giannis Papas]

I haven't.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? I don't know. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something. We're bad friends. So freaky Greeky.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ladies and gentlemen, Freaky Papas is here with us. Give it up for Giannis Papas.

[Bobby Lee]

One Eye Sock lives in the other eye sock. And they go switcheroo.

[Giannis Papas]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm.

[Giannis Papas]

I am a one eyed Greek and I am Giannis Poo Pass. According to your production.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Giannis Papas]

Now I'm back in kindergarten. Thank you for that, Giannis.

[Andrew Santino]

Who wrote that?

[Giannis Papas]

That's very triggering for me.

[Bobby Lee]

That was really good. Play on words. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I. Before we get to Giannis, I brought it. I brought a couple of gifts back from my trips overseas. So I was wandering the streets. Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

And I saw a store. I stumbled on a store.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me guess, what is it? It's an old ancient antique Chinese store that's in the basement. You got me a mogwai? I'm so excited, you know? Yo, that's. I've always wanted a mogwai from.

[Giannis Papas]

From France.

[Andrew Santino]

I stumbled across a store that doesn't exist. A store that no longer is in no rotation.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Tower Records.

[Andrew Santino]

And I walked in and I said, someone's got.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we guess? Can we guess?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Boston Market.

[Andrew Santino]

Good guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Things that are closing.

[Giannis Papas]

VHS tape.

[Bobby Lee]

Joanne's. What's at the fabric store?

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's still open. I was there this morning.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been praying for that to close for so many years.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, God's not listening to you yet.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm all Michaels, guys.

[Giannis Papas]

A Bed, Bath and Beyond Candle.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty close.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a store that someone on this crew loves very, very much.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, shit, here we go. That it is.

[Andrew Santino]

There was one dise. Ual store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Still remaining in Europe.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

I went in there because Fancy, our buddy Fancy, loves clothes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I walked in and I said, dizzy. Wow. I said, my face. That's. I'll say it how I want to say it. And then I said, you're gonna love this part. I said, is it all women's? And the girl goes, oh, yeah. I go, no, men's clothes. She goes, we do. And there was a rack in the back with four shirts.

[Bobby Lee]

Rack in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

A rack in the back. Which is the name of your new life is Rack in the back.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, so.

[Andrew Santino]

So I got you a desiual shirt. And she said, what size is he? I said, well, I should call you because you know the porg size better than anyone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Well, I like to watch a lot of Star Wars.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, it's triple xl. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I got you a medium. Are you a medium? So come get your gift, you stupid loser. Yeah, I got you a decidual shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

In fact, I think you should take your shirt off now and put this shirt on now.

[Andrew Santino]

And here's the best part.

[Bobby Lee]

This is your pork body.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the best part about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's probably wearing it right now. They make. Not kidding when I say this. They make maybe four blue shirts. That's all they make. Take it out of the packaging and let me see it. It's literally looks like the shirt you're wearing now. I said to the woman, I bet you he owns this shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you own it?

[Carlos Mencia]

It looks like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They all look the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I. Can I ask you a question?

[Giannis Papas]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

Lift it up. There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is it about these shirts that you do like the design?

[Giannis Papas]

That is an ugly shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I know, I know. We know that. We know that, obviously. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So. So you're welcome. You're welcome.

[Giannis Papas]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

And did I get something for Bobby?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I've gotten you two wands.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I get you something?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, at the Renaissance fair, I picked you out two wands.

[Giannis Papas]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I hold it dear to my heart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there you go.

[Andrew Santino]

And did I get you something?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sure you did.

[Andrew Santino]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you did.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what I got you?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. It's. It's something Asian oriented. It has to be now.

[Andrew Santino]

It's actually the coolest gift I think I've gotten you and I hope you don't have it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna make my heart flutter. Oh, size nine.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the only Bummer. The highest they had left was eight and a half, but I feel like you could squeeze in.

[Bobby Lee]

I can squeeze in the eight and a half.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Can I open it and show you what it is? Yeah, but now you do.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just say something, though?

[Andrew Santino]

You know what it is?

[Bobby Lee]

Because if you have them, I. I don't have them.

[Andrew Santino]

But you know what they are?

[Bobby Lee]

They're shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

But what are they? Shoes.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they shoes?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're sandals.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

They're ninja Turtle sandals.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, but can I be completely honest with you if I like them or not?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm, you know, I'm brutal when it comes to that.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And honest.

[Andrew Santino]

But can you tell by the box what. What they are?

[Bobby Lee]

They're Adidas shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Okay, but do you know what they are?

[Bobby Lee]

They're probably slips, like sandals or slides. Slides. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Oh, hello.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what they are? No, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello.

[Andrew Santino]

They are one of a kind. Custom Arsenal Adidas. God, how sick are those sick shoes? You like them, don't you?

[Bobby Lee]

I do love.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew you would.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did they have the good. They have the. The Arsenal symbol on the side. On the back.

[Bobby Lee]

On the back?

[Andrew Santino]

On the back.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. That's. You know what? That's being mindful.

[Andrew Santino]

That's thoughtful.

[Bobby Lee]

That's being thoughtful.

[Andrew Santino]

That's awful.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's being a friend.

[Giannis Papas]

That is a friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Unlike you. Unlike you when you came to town and you booked a whiskey Ginger and a bad friends but not a Tiger Bell.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

So unlike that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the opposite of what you do.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Giannis Papas]

It's called a tariff.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, right.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I did tear a few. 40.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, so I will lower the tariffs.

[Giannis Papas]

I'm doing only American.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, sure. But if I lower the tariff, will you do mine?

[Giannis Papas]

Eventually you lower the tariff. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Tariff war.

[Bobby Lee]

10%. 10%?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so give me a rating on the shoes. You like them? Do they meet your. Your standards?

[Bobby Lee]

These meet my standards in different ways.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. And, you know, it's sexual. You know, I mean, so that's. Number one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm more attracted to you by. By this gift.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Number two, I have some downsides to it. To it.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. But let's go to the positive.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you own those shoes already?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. I don' Any Arsenal FC shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

You do now.

[Bobby Lee]

I have pants. I have shirts, scarves, etc. Etc. And this is slick. And what's so funny? It's slick. It's aerodynamic. Yeah. Clean.

[Andrew Santino]

Clean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Very clean.

[Andrew Santino]

Clean.

[Bobby Lee]

I would be too afraid to wear them.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Giannis Papas]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Because they're so nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're one of a kind.

[Bobby Lee]

They're made for running, so that's.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's taking shots at you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

I love my friend and thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for being here.

[Andrew Santino]

And thank you.

[Giannis Papas]

Does the display. Is that. Are you really in awe of them or is that, like, an excuse that you don't like them and is that why you're not going to wear them? I'm just trying to figure out why you wouldn't wear them.

[Andrew Santino]

Now you're trying to drum up some.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, I just.

[Andrew Santino]

You're trying to drum up some shit.

[Bobby Lee]

And since the shit is drummed up, may I waddle in it?

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. I think stylishly. It's not my style.

[Giannis Papas]

Whoa. I knew it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

You didn't like them.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I do like, what a piece of.

[Giannis Papas]

No, no, no. I do like. I used a passport to get those.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's the thing. You could go to arsenal.com and buy the same shoes and get delivered in three days.

[Giannis Papas]

He was with his family and he.

[Bobby Lee]

Thought about, I can probably get a nine as well.

[Giannis Papas]

He got the wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, those are very nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they are.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I see the other styles, please?

[Andrew Santino]

They're in blue.

[Giannis Papas]

Wait a second. You only spent $79 on them?

[Andrew Santino]

80 bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

The red ones are cool. Those red ones.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Mencia]

Way more expensive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's $600.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's more my thing. That's more my thing. But you. I don't do 80 on my feet.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I get it.

[Giannis Papas]

You picked up on that, right? The whole display thing was a whole.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah. He was trying.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I. You know, it's the sentiment and the. And the thought that counts.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And I will get you something similar.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

You're welcome.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a Tiger Woods. You know what I mean?

[Giannis Papas]

Are you upset? But I'd be upset. I'd be like, glove turned off.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they have gloves?

[Andrew Santino]

I've.

[Giannis Papas]

That's a dick move.

[Andrew Santino]

I've lived in this space for quite a while.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll tell you why, Guy Freaky Greeky is because we have an honest relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, and we're not about lies.

[Andrew Santino]

And we tell each other how we feel.

[Bobby Lee]

How we feel. And I appreciate that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to display them accordingly in my closet underneath all the other shoes that I have.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And in 20 years time, I'll dig them back up and go, oh, these are in style now. Right, right, right, right, right. Now I'll put them on. I'll be 70, 73.

[Andrew Santino]

I do think you'll wear them. Yeah, My money's on you'll wear them.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll wear them in Ireland when we do the golf thing.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean in London?

[Bobby Lee]

No, when we go to Ireland, we're going to a golf thing. Afterwards.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I wear them at the golf thing.

[Andrew Santino]

But this would make more sense in London.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No one's going to go, hey, Bl. Are those OA shoes?

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, who is that?

[Giannis Papas]

What was that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's a Greek accent.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello, bloke.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's better.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are those Arsenal shoes?

[Andrew Santino]

That's good. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No one's gonna. No one's gonna go that. Say that, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, your legs are exposed. Generally, I don't like it. But today I really appreciate your legs because they're very unlike the rest of your body.

[Giannis Papas]

They're very tan and they're very beautiful and athletic. Yeah, they are.

[Bobby Lee]

They are really good legs.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's always had nice tan legs. I know that says a lot about a guy.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're wide, like in a muscular.

[Giannis Papas]

Again.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

How much you weigh now?

[Giannis Papas]

I'm back to 205. I was down to 193.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, you look great.

[Giannis Papas]

Thank you, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Love it, too.

[Bobby Lee]

You've always looked great.

[Giannis Papas]

You look the same. Dude, it's true what they say. You just don't age.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, you look.

[Bobby Lee]

I lost 30 pounds.

[Andrew Santino]

But you did Ozempic. Wegovy.

[Giannis Papas]

I thought we're honest in here.

[Bobby Lee]

So you don't. You didn't notice I lost 30 pounds?

[Giannis Papas]

Wow. No. I haven't got a chance to see you stand up because you were outside squatting and now. Yeah, you have.

[Andrew Santino]

You look great. Yeah, you look great.

[Bobby Lee]

No, let me. Let me say something to you. Okay, Freaky. Let me say something.

[Giannis Papas]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

Be real and be honest. We don't fuck around like this. Let me say something right now. Okay. Yeah. Be honest. I'm not gonna get offended. You did not notice that I lost weight.

[Giannis Papas]

I would take a picture of you, put it in my closet under all the other pictures of people who were underwhelming, forget about it for 20 years, and then take it out when slightly chubby Asian guys are back in style.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

I thought we're in the honest trade.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so you really believe that?

[Giannis Papas]

I believe you look better.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

You look better.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait until I get back from Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

Just you wait.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna get a tan.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the phrase he used in Australia all the time? You'll see, you'll see, you'll see.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah. And you shall see.

[Giannis Papas]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

And you will reap.

[Andrew Santino]

How long has it been now since the you'll see, I'm gonna get jacked thing?

[Bobby Lee]

November.

[Andrew Santino]

November. So you've Got some time still.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

The time is a ticking. I know, but you know what's got to happen. Whoa.

[Giannis Papas]

You look like you gave birth. And then my wife's belly, you know, it's like, a little loose. I'm sorry. It was just moving. I didn't expect it to move, but I'm not. I'm no. I'm no better. I'm no better. So here we go. It moves it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yours moves more.

[Giannis Papas]

Mine does move more.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's a deeper ocean.

[Giannis Papas]

But mine looks like I'm consistently fat. Yours looks like you're supposed to be fat.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, you're making me smack so much. You're really.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he needs to get the loose skin surgery to, like, remove that.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, tighten it.

[Bobby Lee]

You have. You have access skin. It just.

[Giannis Papas]

It looked a little loose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Like that?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, that's a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's got abs.

[Giannis Papas]

No, you look great. You know I'm joking.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you believe that.

[Giannis Papas]

No, I do believe. Yeah, I do believe it. You.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Next time you see me, dude, Ronnie Chang, dude, you won't even know the difference.

[Giannis Papas]

You're gonna get ripped like that.

[Bobby Lee]

He's ripped.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, he's in shape.

[Andrew Santino]

He is in shape.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Shape, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You'll see, Eli. We shall see. That's been the motto of my life. Back in the day, dude. They were like, you're never gonna make it as a comedian. You'll see.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay, the comedian I could get because you're funny, but getting ripped, I mean, it's like you're making me so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I went to the Planet Fitness a month ago, and you don't know. I went to Platform. I walked in, right, and I go, hey. And they go, you got to go online, and you got to give us your bank records to join. And I'm like, I have a credit card. We don't do it that way. So that's why I didn't join Planet Fitness.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I. I went in there, right?

[Giannis Papas]

I don't know. I just. I've seen you now. We've been here 20 minutes, and all you've been doing is sucking on an electronic cigarette. So it doesn't look like you're making much of an effort.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

I will say.

[Bobby Lee]

Duly noted.

[Giannis Papas]

Duly noted.

[Bobby Lee]

And touche. Okay. You're the first guy. I come to you, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? When I get my revenge, I'd like to see it.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's the second guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh, McCone. Yeah, he's never on My side.

[Andrew Santino]

He was a doubter.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's a.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me see your new cigarette. Show off your new cigarette machine.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I saw, I saw.

[Andrew Santino]

The kid's got a new cigarette machine on his person now. This is from Canada, so I got this. Now you smoke now you can smoke without the smoke.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. And you open this little module like that and then. Right. You stick in. It heats the cigarette. Doesn't you know, there's no smoke. Like actual fire.

[Andrew Santino]

No fire.

[Bobby Lee]

No fire.

[Andrew Santino]

Just. Just heat. Just heat induction.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say something, you guys. I had the worst week of my last life last week. Number one Monday, I wake up, I have a little sore throat. Then at night, Monday night, I fly to Toronto, Canada, and now I'm fully sick.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, thanks for coming.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that was last week. That was last week. Okay, Okay. I had the shivers, all right? And then I land. I go to wardrobe for this film, a very good film. It's called Karate Ghost.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me guess, you play the ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I don't. I play a sensei. Painted the fence. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Karate Ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it based on a book? A novel?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, yeah, yes, yes. New York Times bestseller. So that's not it.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're playing Karate Ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not. I play a sensei. Okay. And Jim Belushi plays the mayor of a town.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I did it because Jim was in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Because we're old. Not old friends. We're friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But I blackout in my hotel that day off. I didn't leave. I just was. And then I literally, the next couple of days, I don't even remember shooting.

[Andrew Santino]

You were that.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in every. You know, because they're like, you know, we're going to. We're going to put all your scenes in two days, right? So you're, you know, five clock call, you rap at nine, right? And you're in every fucking seat. I don't fucking remember it. And then from there I go to the Comedy Works in Denver and they book me in the wrong club.

[Andrew Santino]

You, you were downtown. You're not down, you're in the south one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Have you played comedy? Comedy Works South?

[Andrew Santino]

I've never done the south club.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you planned downtown?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

It's my favorite, one of my favorite clubs.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Giannis Papas]

Why has he.

[Bobby Lee]

Why have you. Why have I have you?

[Giannis Papas]

I haven't.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? I don't know. You know, you're not good. What's that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's you on the set of Karate Go Sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, look how sick I am. Do I look like Yoda there. What the. Don't I look Yoda?

[Giannis Papas]

And you don't remember any of this?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember any.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that Jim in front of you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Right? And I'm like. I'm like.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going, like, now, does he own the dojo? What is he doing this week?

[Bobby Lee]

He's the mayor of the town. Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the mayor of Karate Ghost town, dude. At least you're getting work. Not only that.

[Giannis Papas]

Who plays the ghost?

[Bobby Lee]

Some kid. What the fuck, dude? So you got sick, and then I'm in this, which is a great club comedy style, too. It's just not the same.

[Andrew Santino]

Never done it. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then my feature.

[Andrew Santino]

Ramsay Badawi.

[Bobby Lee]

Badawi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He rips so hard. I've never seen him rip. Right. And I'm deathly ill, right? And I'm watching him in the green room rip. Literally, for the first time, I'm going, how am I going to do this? Like, it was the first time I was mad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean that this guy is good.

[Andrew Santino]

You wanted him to be bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I want him to. You know, I mean, like, sometimes I'll go, no crowd work, you know? I mean, you try to chain him. Yeah, right. No crowd work.

[Andrew Santino]

Take it easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. If you're bombing, just keep bombing. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Settle into the bomb.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Remember, they're not here to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly, exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But this weekend is one of those weekends where I know where people went up to Ramsey and goes, you're better than the headliner.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Dude, you're better than Bobby. What the fuck? You know what I mean? And I knew that in my mind. And then the fourth show. Oh, my God, I struggled. I was drowning in sweat, in no pee. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you said you were sick. I thought you were sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, no, I was drowning in sweat.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you know how it just splits open, it just drenched. Right? And then you're losing the room.

[Andrew Santino]

But how's the new hour coming along?

[Bobby Lee]

Not great. Not great at all. I'm trying to do an extension, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to do it later, Bobby. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's been 30 years. I know you've extended.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I need another.

[Andrew Santino]

You've overextended, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

I need.

[Giannis Papas]

Is this your first special?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Just haven't put one out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, no, he's taped 10 of them. He's Just never released them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Never released them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They're sitting in a vault.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's the same hour over and over again. But I did take it 10 times momentum. But anyway. And now I'm here and wow, what a week.

[Andrew Santino]

So it was bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But you know what?

[Giannis Papas]

It's doesn't sound that bad. You had a little sniffles.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, little sniffles.

[Giannis Papas]

Then you had a.

[Bobby Lee]

But you have to understand, every moment I'm like, how am I gonna do this? I can't fucking. This is. I don't want to do this.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, I stand up, can't barely talk. What?

[Giannis Papas]

Tell the people in Gaza how bad your week was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

You had a cold.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, Afghanistan and India are still at war.

[Giannis Papas]

You couldn't remember some of the movie you were booked in.

[Andrew Santino]

Awful week. Tough week.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, it was a tough week.

[Andrew Santino]

Some guy listened to the podcast on his way. He's on his way to work a triple.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. Some guy's sitting in a truck right now, driving for nine hours. But Bobby couldn't remember half the scene with Jim Belushi.

[Andrew Santino]

Tough, tough, tough, tough. God willing, you've gotten. This second wave of success in your life has really started to go to your head. Am I wrong?

[Bobby Lee]

Am I right?

[Andrew Santino]

Am I wrong?

[Bobby Lee]

Am I right?

[Andrew Santino]

This second wave of success has gone to your head.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I haven't.

[Andrew Santino]

For the first time in my life, in our friendship. You didn't return my call four times.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. I was sick.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you weren't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I was.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you weren't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I can tell you when you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you weren't.

[Bobby Lee]

I got a new phone, by the.

[Andrew Santino]

Way you were hanging out. What is that, an Android?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a iPhone. But I've had. I didn't change it for 10 years anyway. No, it hasn't. And can I just say, another spiritual thing that happened the other day, your head. Yesterday. Something happened yesterday made me cry. And I'm afraid that I'm going to. If I share it, it's going to come out cheesy.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

It. It was a. It made me feel. I just. The weight lifted from my shoulders and I became somebody else. And I'm going to share it. And I know that because I've never said this out loud. And when I say it, I'm gonna get annihilated.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

From all sides.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so just hear me out, if I may. Okay. I need gas in my motor vehicle. My Hyundai. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's blinking the gas light.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Is Blinking. Has been blinking.

[Andrew Santino]

And go get gas.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to shell. Yeah. I pump. I go, you know what? I deserve a little. Not just a sugar free Red Bull, but one of those springtime flavors, you know, I mean, like passion mango or whatever you do. I did do. I did do.

[Andrew Santino]

You did do.

[Bobby Lee]

I did do.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So I go in there and there's like an eastern European girl, maybe 23, 24, she got some tattoos, she looked miserable. Right, right. And she barely spoke English. Right. And I go, hey, can I get this springtime, you know what I mean? Sugar free Red Bull, please. You know what I mean? And she's kind of, you know, frowning.

[Andrew Santino]

She's Eastern European. Yeah, yeah, that's how.

[Bobby Lee]

That's their.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how they look.

[Bobby Lee]

And then she looks up at me and she does a little smirk and she goes, what do you do for a living? And I go, I just podcast the stuff. She goes, I don't know what that is. Is that radio or. No, it's online. And then she go. The smirk goes away and she just starts ringing me up. And about 10 seconds later, I go, why do you ask? And she says, you look free. And a tear went down my face.

[Andrew Santino]

But this Red Bull is not so.

[Bobby Lee]

I knew it. Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, come on, very fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Honestly, dude, like, kachava has saved my life. In the morning when I'm want a quick breakfast, I swear to God, the matcha flavor of kachava is so good. All you have to do is pour some in a. Like a. You know what I mean? Like a. A lid with a glass full of water. You shake it right, boom, you're ready to go.

[Andrew Santino]

You're ready to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Which I love, but I swear to God I'm being real, dude, because it's something that I really, really do drink. It tastes so good, right? It's like. It's unbelievable. Adding more plant based protein to your diet is a fantastic way to nourish your body. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And why do you think that is?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I looked a little disheveled, but I was kind of singing coming in, you know. I mean, you know, kind of made it to the shell, right? Got the gas and I'm ready to go and go in there. I mean I'm looking at the, you know, Bob in my head, you know how I do. Yeah, yeah. You know. And I you know, kind of do this to the, in the front right hand of the thing, right. But I also look like, you know, tattered shirt, you know. I mean, kind of like free. Free.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, free.

[Bobby Lee]

Very free. My hair was in dis. Sh. Shambles, right. And I had, you know, a Happy disposition about myself.

[Andrew Santino]

I know I want to be you when I grow up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And it just. It remind. It sort of reminded me of, like, you know. Yeah. I mean, we are so lucky.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, come on.

[Giannis Papas]

No, no, it's a moment.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Bring out your guns. Come on, everybody. Come on. You didn't know. I' get the. I'm going against the wall. Go ahead. You didn't notice the chains.

[Giannis Papas]

He was trying to give you a hint to help her. She was going, you look free.

[Bobby Lee]

Wink, wink, get out of here.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, there's a guy right behind her with a gun.

[Giannis Papas]

Oh, but you're so self absorbed, you didn't notice that she was a cry for help. You were just like, thank you. Thank you. I am free. I am free. But really, she was winking like this, but you just couldn't tell because you were so wrapped up in your own shit.

[Andrew Santino]

She was being trafficked.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. She's a trafficked Eastern European girl.

[Andrew Santino]

Human trafficking is a serious issue in Eastern Europe with varying levels of prevalence here in the United States.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, you could have saved.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. They captured it and went. You're going to work at the shell.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what they do.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't have a shell.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what. Oh, no, that's right. It's at Exxon. It's the other one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm telling you, dude, you're. You are free, and you always have been. You don't have the burdens of responsibility.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm grateful for what I have. And the comment you made earlier is wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the comment?

[Bobby Lee]

That this next level of success that I have, I'm. Come on.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gone to your head.

[Bobby Lee]

It hasn't gone to my head.

[Giannis Papas]

Dude, when you were talking before, I thought I was listening to Mariah Carey. Okay, Ms. Carrie, we'll bring you a Thai latte or whatever. I mean, you were complaining about first world problems.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he does.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so let's ship because you're our guest. Yeah. In the last 10 minutes. About. About my Right. In my week and all whatnot. And I'm sorry for sharing that information. No, it's a personal. It's a personal human experience that I had that I must have. I should have kept to myself.

[Giannis Papas]

No, I'm glad you shared it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So, you know, what you up to, Giannis?

[Giannis Papas]

Things.

[Bobby Lee]

The exciting stuff that's going on in your life.

[Giannis Papas]

I got a special out that's on YouTube right now. Thank you very much. It's called Property Owner history. Hyenas is back together.

[Bobby Lee]

Yay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Me and my wife are still together.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody cares.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that part.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody cares.

[Bobby Lee]

Emdr.

[Giannis Papas]

Emdr?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Because of the trauma. Yeah. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

My daughters are good.

[Andrew Santino]

Life is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Life is good.

[Andrew Santino]

He feels free.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you free?

[Giannis Papas]

I'm free.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. How about you? Do you feel free?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me the chains. Talk about the chains. Go ahead. If I'm a chain dude. Off.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're linking the chain. Yeah, it's. No, it's. I don't. I'm not free at all. I'm actually the most bridled I've ever been.

[Bobby Lee]

What does bridled mean? I learned from you.

[Giannis Papas]

It's the opposite of unbridled.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

What does unbridled mean?

[Giannis Papas]

Unbridled means you're free.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's your chain.

[Andrew Santino]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And give me some of the chains. Can you explain it?

[Andrew Santino]

Definitely.

[Giannis Papas]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

It's. It is you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I thought it might be the world traveling and golfing with celebrities.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a chain?

[Andrew Santino]

It's you.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, you and, you know Timberlake and all those guys. Is that it? I. I feel like that's a chain. What about you, Yanis?

[Giannis Papas]

That could be a chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a tough champagne golf course. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't drink champagne.

[Bobby Lee]

Outrageous success can be outrageous. I see. Okay. So that's a chain, for sure. What? A chain married to a beautiful woman.

[Andrew Santino]

Carrying the weight of. Of all the responsibility, of all the stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? Oh, really? Yep. Yeah. All the responsibilities. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are they?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this show.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

The animated show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The game show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh? The tour. Just literally everything that we do here. Right, Right. This entire operation.

[Carlos Mencia]

Sony show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's just, you know, literal entire operation.

[Bobby Lee]

During Apocalypse now, in filming, they were all. They're all prepped.

[Giannis Papas]

You were in that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I wasn't. I'm giving you.

[Giannis Papas]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I played. They CGA'd. I'm all the Vietnamese. They CGI'd me back then. You know what I mean? They just did it a thousand times. Okay, so, yeah, I'm not in it.

[Giannis Papas]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm in Platoon.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So. So, you know, Apocalypse now, right. They're prepped, scripts ready. Right. They, you know, I mean, camera, lights, all of it. Right. During production. Now they're shooting. And then one day, Brando shows up. He had nothing to do with it, but his presence.

[Andrew Santino]

He thinks he's Brando.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow. He just called himself random.

[Andrew Santino]

You think Brando.

[Giannis Papas]

You were Brando in the analogy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's Brando.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the operator.

[Andrew Santino]

You think. You think Brando.

[Bobby Lee]

He's Brando.

[Andrew Santino]

You think Brando. You think Brando would ever do karate? Ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

Ow.

[Giannis Papas]

Ow, Ow.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that a Brando movie?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're right. You're right. Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Bobby is very, very funny is what. He's very funny.

[Andrew Santino]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so you are very fun.

[Giannis Papas]

You guys are, too.

[Andrew Santino]

He is the. He is by far the funniest person I've ever known.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll take some of the slack. What do you need me to do, pal?

[Andrew Santino]

Buddy, the ship is already gone.

[Bobby Lee]

But I have a little boat.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you something. Who's gonna drive it?

[Bobby Lee]

I've driven boats before, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't, but I can figure it out.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I have the. In the back.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it called?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. A canoe.

[Andrew Santino]

A canoe. A motorized canoe.

[Bobby Lee]

A gigantic engine. A little canoe. Oh, and I have my bottles of water. I have this. I have my iPad for WI fi so I can watch Netflix shows and stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Got it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I'm coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I caught up to the machine, the boat.

[Andrew Santino]

You got us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What do I do? Andrew?

[Andrew Santino]

Anything.

[Giannis Papas]

So he's like Dennis Rodman, right? You just got. He shows up and you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a better analogy.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, like Dennis Rodman.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you're Jordan. Hello. Carrying the weight of the bulls.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a little bit more Pippin.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Rodman? I mean, I'm Rodman. Who's Michael?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's Jordan?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In this scenario, none of us. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why this thing isn't as successful as it should be.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, we need.

[Andrew Santino]

We're missing a Jordan.

[Bobby Lee]

We need Amy Poehler.

[Andrew Santino]

We need a polar.

[Bobby Lee]

We need Amy Poehler.

[Andrew Santino]

Tina Fey.

[Bobby Lee]

Tina Fey.

[Andrew Santino]

They have a podcast now.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Giannis Papas]

And it's killing it. Successful. Right off the.

[Bobby Lee]

Right off the bat.

[Andrew Santino]

As it would be. As it should be.

[Bobby Lee]

And it should be. And they. They should be allowed to.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why wouldn't they be allowed to?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying I'm. We live in a free society.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're saying it doesn't infringe on any of our comedic space.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's.

[Giannis Papas]

I thought you meant, like, because they're women.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no. And that's right now, uncalled for. That you would even say something like that. And that right there offends me.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got two daughters. He's pro women. Pro woman.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm pro pro, too.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Pro woman.

[Giannis Papas]

Pro women working.

[Bobby Lee]

You ask me some pro woman stuff and I'll. I'll tell you if I'm pro woman or not.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay. Do you think women's basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

Caitlyn Clark, lover.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay, give me.

[Bobby Lee]

Reinvented the WNBA.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

20 points last game.

[Giannis Papas]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Again, Angel Reese destroyed her. No flagrant flower. Fl.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Caitlyn Clark did the fragrant file.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He was going to ask you if you think they should be paid the same as the men.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I think Caitlyn Clark made a $28 million deal with Nike a year ago. I think that that helps pretty good. That's a pretty good deal.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I think she's gonna make more as. As time goes on.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

What would be your suggestion as a lover of women and such a feminist to make the league more successful?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, be some great ideas to encourage women.

[Bobby Lee]

Change the outfits, Right, right.

[Giannis Papas]

They gotta dress sexier, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's what I said.

[Giannis Papas]

That's crazy. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

That you'd even have jumped to that. More clothes.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, you want them to all dress dikey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, dude. More clothes. Turtlenecks.

[Andrew Santino]

I think they should all wear business suits.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Strap their breasts to their chest. Right, right. Yeah. And just, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're controlling their body.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not controlling the. But I'm just saying so that we don't sexualize the league.

[Giannis Papas]

But we're. We're the ones watching. Like women aren't watching.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have an imagination, right?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Use it.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay, but I think if they dress me another.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? You know what I always imagine when I'm watching the wnba?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I imagine I'm watching the NBA.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's my imagination.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's my imagination, too. Give me another thing about the wnba.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay. Name. Name three teams.

[Andrew Santino]

Name one team.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Indiana Fever.

[Giannis Papas]

Wow. That's Caitlin Clark's team. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Caitlin Clark fan.

[Andrew Santino]

Name another one.

[Bobby Lee]

Chicago Sky.

[Giannis Papas]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. How about the city that we live in?

[Bobby Lee]

La. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What are they called?

[Bobby Lee]

Ponds. LA Pawns.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

We have the Lakers. We have the Ponders.

[Andrew Santino]

He got three out of three.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Three out of three.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The La Po. Ponds.

[Bobby Lee]

Ponders.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, they're thinking a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no, but. No, like Lakers, but Ponders.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a play on words.

[Giannis Papas]

I can't do play on words.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you really know what the team is here?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You read one article about the WNBA and Angel recent Caitlin Clark, and you know those things and that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because I, I know how you.

[Andrew Santino]

Consume media and information.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, here's the thing is, is that I, I know that the, the rivalry between angel and Caitlin is made by the media. Yeah, Made by the media. Right. And I, and then I went on a back. I followed Caitlin from high school to college to where she is now. She was number one pick in the draft. You know what I mean? And all these little information and I, you know. Okay, sure.

[Giannis Papas]

So you.

[Bobby Lee]

Basically what I'm saying is that a lot of times when you, when you're not interested in something and then something makes you like, the reason why I like Arsenal FC is because years ago I saw Tyria Henri playing for France 25 years ago or whatever. Right. And I got hooked on Arsenal because he was my gateway into the sport.

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So sometimes I don't feel bad about that.

[Giannis Papas]

You shouldn't feel bad about that. But you know, everything we know because that it's big news about her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I want to know more as time goes on because I'm a fan and I want, I want. I'm interested now.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what high school Angel Reese went to?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I did not know.

[Andrew Santino]

So you only paid attention to the white.

[Bobby Lee]

I know what you're going to turn this to do. You're going to turn this to a.

[Andrew Santino]

Race thing, and I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's one thing you were doing. And I love black people.

[Andrew Santino]

Prove it.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up? Right?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Just in those two words. You get it?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's Angel Reese's new McDonald's sponsorship. What's the meal? Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Turn that off. Take the screen off. And we're gonna guess what the. A McDonald's meal is.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

How about this? We all pick one.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead. I'll ask you first.

[Giannis Papas]

I would say it's a fried. A spicy fried chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Giannis Papas]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a sandwich.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Spicy fried chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Pork rinds, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Giannis Papas]

On it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's it. Okay. Now it's the meal. No. Because we have to all participate. Oh.

[Giannis Papas]

But I'm going to finish and grape drink. What?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a drink.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a drink. Yeah, Yeah, I think it's just a burger and fries.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, me too.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how.

[Bobby Lee]

Burger and fries.

[Giannis Papas]

What would be the point? What would be the point of that? I mean, it's got to be special.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I didn't see your perspective.

[Bobby Lee]

Regular American citizen.

[Andrew Santino]

Just an American citizen.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, but it's got to have some flair to it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's interesting that it's spicy. Spicy fried.

[Giannis Papas]

Spicy fried chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

That's interesting.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is the. What is the meal?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, no, the meal is a. A fried chicken sandwich and then it comes with hot sauce in a purse.

[Andrew Santino]

I gotta be honest with you.

[Giannis Papas]

And a grape drink.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it does. It is a barbecue bacon burger, but it does come with an orange high C. Oh, wow.

[Giannis Papas]

I was close.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there fried okra? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta have them fried.

[Andrew Santino]

The McDonald's Angel Reese special. Get a side of grits with your order today.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, they all. They did. Oh, that was you who just said that? He did.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so good.

[Giannis Papas]

I thought that was the.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, right? Do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

I was teasing you.

[Bobby Lee]

I could do it too. Go. You go.

[Giannis Papas]

Holy.

[Andrew Santino]

What's Caitlin Clark's meal? It's got to be chick.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

It's got to be a chick Fil A. It's closed on Sundays.

[Bobby Lee]

Lean beef, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's lean beef.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like 64 vegan cheese. Right, Right, right, right. The bread is sourdough. Not sourdough. It doesn't have the wheat thing in it.

[Giannis Papas]

Dave's bread.

[Andrew Santino]

Gluten free.

[Bobby Lee]

Gluten free. Gluten free bread.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry. Mine lapse.

[Andrew Santino]

That's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. There's no fries.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Brussels sprouts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, Brussels sprouts. And a sugar free lemonade maybe, right? Yeah. What do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just not in on this. Brussels sprouts, by the way, I'm all in on Brussels.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm all in. And that's where our common ground is, my friend. Right there.

[Andrew Santino]

Dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to Dog Katana next to the Comedy Store.

[Andrew Santino]

The Japanese joint.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. And they have this fried Brussels sprout chips.

[Andrew Santino]

You. I. Dude, you could fry. Fry your toes. I would eat them fried. Doesn't count. Give me Brussels sprouts. They try to cook them a million ways. They're not good. They're shit. They're shit.

[Giannis Papas]

They're having a real glow up like cauliflower.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. And I don't like it. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I'm all for it. I'm all for it. I'm all for it.

[Giannis Papas]

All for it.

[Andrew Santino]

This cauliflower mash they're trying to push around to people get. Give me mashed potatoes.

[Giannis Papas]

How about buffalo cauliflower though? It's nice.

[Carlos Mencia]

So good.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, it's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

So a couple weeks ago, I found out that Andrew is now black.

[Carlos Mencia]

You can say it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Cut to commercial.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you feel about this new gingers are viral trend going on?

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like it's justice. It's what we've known.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, look, Bill Burr is a redhead. His wife is black. My wife is black.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay. That's offensive that you laugh at that.

[Bobby Lee]

You know this wife is black, right?

[Giannis Papas]

I met his wife.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Is she light skinned? It.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

That is, that's insane. She's wearing a Korean mask all the time. Those like facial masks?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she wears those to get ready.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, to get ready. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But all the, but we know redheads are black and we've always been black and people know that. And our rhythm is different, our vibe is different. White people don't view us as whites. Black people see us as other and they enjoy that.

[Bobby Lee]

And amen.

[Andrew Santino]

And so now you, now this show is truly biracial.

[Bobby Lee]

Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[Andrew Santino]

Didn't have to DEI it. We did it organically.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we did.

[Giannis Papas]

There is really one white guy in this room right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

Just me.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no. McConnell. Yeah, yeah. Look at them.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, I mean, in this room.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, right.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're not allowed in this room.

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you feel about knowing that I was black? You texted me, you got excited.

[Bobby Lee]

I started calling her on other comics to maybe start a new podcast. Yeah. I was like, I can't.

[Andrew Santino]

The irony of me being black yet I'm the, I'm the one who's on time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

On this show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Interesting, Interesting. But no, when I found out that you were black, I, I, I. Because I love James Baldwin.

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And, and his, and his literature, literary works.

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

His essays.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so, you know, I went back read some of those essays and then I also visited some places, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I went to Rosa Parks funeral.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, she was a, she was a redhead.

[Bobby Lee]

She was definitely.

[Giannis Papas]

Where, where was that at?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Giannis Papas]

Where was her funeral?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they've moved it several times, but currently it's in North Carolina. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. And I also. What's so funny?

[Giannis Papas]

Ah, that's exactly where it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then I saw Hamilton.

[Giannis Papas]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, I saw him when I found out. Dude, I saw Hamilton 20 times in a row.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I still don't understand it.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But I'll have to read up on it maybe, you know, get some footnotes or whatever on Hamilton.

[Giannis Papas]

I'm going to BBQ's to celebrate.

[Bobby Lee]

Right after. Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Going to get a greasy little barbecue sandwich with.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What?

[Andrew Santino]

No. No good.

[Bobby Lee]

Another thing that I, I, I, I, I brought back my Mr. T. My Mr. T merch.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

I used to collect them. Yeah. They're. They're in a storage bin. So. Yeah. So I pity the fool.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I pity the fool as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I've always, I've been saying that a lot lately. I p. The fool. You know what I mean? And because of you and homage to you.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I also say hi to black people in the spa. I never used to.

[Andrew Santino]

You never used to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So I go, hello there.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, you say hi. My, my podcast co host.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is also African American.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about it, Yanis?

[Giannis Papas]

I feel great. I mean, I, I came in and I, I read the article and I smelled cocoa butter when I got in here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. It was so beautiful.

[Giannis Papas]

All made sense.

[Bobby Lee]

The fresh smell of cocoa butter. Oh, in the morning.

[Giannis Papas]

Cocoa butter is the smell of black friendship.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So when I In Apocalypse, that should be the lie. You. Oh, I love the smell of cocoa butter in the morning.

[Andrew Santino]

Rocket Money.

[Bobby Lee]

You know how much money I've saved on Rocket Money, my friend?

[Andrew Santino]

It's an absurd amount of subscriptions.

[Bobby Lee]

Hundreds, thousands of dollars because I have so many subscriptions on my stupid phone. No, I know. And I, I don't know what's, you know, I mean, what's getting bled.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Apps that I don't use anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

And then what? But then one. Rocket Money. Right now, I can see it all.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

I can, I can get rid of it. Yes, get rid of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Because Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bill so you can grow your savings. I know you guys have heard about Rocket Money now. You've seen ads all over the Internet, all over tv. We love it. We use it because it's actually very effective. They even can try to negotiate to lower your bills for you. They scan your bills to find opportunities to save. You can ask them, say, Rocket Money. You do it. They deal with customer service so you don't have to rock money.

[Bobby Lee]

Has over 5 million users and has saved a total of $500 million in canceled subscriptions, saving members up to 740. $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Don't wait. Download the Rocket Money app today and tell them you heard about them from our show.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Shopify. We have. We have an online business.

[Andrew Santino]

We do.

[Bobby Lee]

We use Shopify. Do you know why?

[Andrew Santino]

Because nobody does selling better than Shopify.

[Bobby Lee]

Bingo.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the home of the number one checkout on the planet.

[Andrew Santino]

We all know that. And the not so secret secret with shop pay that boost conversions up to 50%, you think about businesses that are selling very well, like aloe allbirds or skins. Right? You think about great products, Bobby. Think about a cool brand marketing but overlooked secret is that the businesses behind the business make selling simple for millions of businesses. That business is Shopify.

[Bobby Lee]

So if you're into growing your business, your e commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or scrolling on the web, in your store, in their feed and everywhere in between.

[Andrew Santino]

Businesses that sell more sell on Shopify. Let me tell you something. We use Shopify and that's why we have an online business. Without them, we wouldn't have it. You wouldn't get any merch. Which by the way, is coming soon. New merch, hint, hint.

[Bobby Lee]

Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at shopify.com badfriends all lowercase.

[Andrew Santino]

Upgrade your business and get the same checkout, skims, uses and us. Go to shopify.com bad friends to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

And then Lawrence Fishburne is there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A movie we called Apocalypse a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So. Yes. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

But he's so white. I think even if he had a black wife and they had a baby, I don't think it would darken the baby at all.

[Andrew Santino]

No. My whiteness would overthrow it.

[Bobby Lee]

What a beautiful thing you have.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Things are. I'm super happy about it.

[Giannis Papas]

There's worse things to be born than redhead. Yeah.

[Carlos Mencia]

Indian.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. Think about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. This is what happens. Carlos almost dies and so now he thinks he's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now he thinks he's invincible.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the Michael Jordan he is. He's the Michael Jordan of this team.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, same competitive nature. Bald.

[Bobby Lee]

Bald thing. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

How are you doing? Carlos was throwing up blood and we had to take him to the hospital.

[Carlos Mencia]

I didn't feel good on the way here, but I'm better now. I was getting nauseous.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe you should get sober.

[Carlos Mencia]

That has nothing to do with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Might.

[Bobby Lee]

It might.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you. What are you up to now?

[Carlos Mencia]

Like drug wise? The usual cocktail.

[Andrew Santino]

Of what, weed and pills?

[Carlos Mencia]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And some drinking.

[Carlos Mencia]

Bob, be cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't that a guy that is drinking? That response was weird, right?

[Carlos Mencia]

I'm not. I'm not drinking. I'm not going out.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you been drinking?

[Carlos Mencia]

No, I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you had a drink?

[Carlos Mencia]

No, I haven't been going out on dates or anything.

[Bobby Lee]

On your father's life? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

On your mother's life.

[Bobby Lee]

On your mother's life.

[Giannis Papas]

He's drinking.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Did I pause? You're drinking. Why would you want to kill your mother? Dude, that's insane.

[Carlos Mencia]

No, dude, I'm not drinking.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Carlos Mencia]

Just the usual. Drugs?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Xanax.

[Giannis Papas]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Why can't we get off of this stuff?

[Carlos Mencia]

I mean, there's a new article that says America has a Xanax problem, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, and you're contributing?

[Carlos Mencia]

No, I'm the victim here. The doctors keep giving it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. It's a victim thing.

[Carlos Mencia]

Yeah, but I'm happy to be hooked on it. Yeah, but it would be terrible to be born in India.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you say that?

[Bobby Lee]

Mj, what's up, dude?

[Carlos Mencia]

Like black people always say, like.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, like what do black people always say?

[Carlos Mencia]

Like pov. You're a baby in India and it's like someone crying or something.

[Andrew Santino]

That black people always say that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Mencia]

I assume all memes are made by black people.

[Andrew Santino]

Black Twitter is. Is that what you're referring to?

[Carlos Mencia]

Like black ig tik tok?

[Bobby Lee]

Just the hood general. If I was born in India, I would want to be a Bollywood kind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, light skinned Bollywood is the real Hollywood. At least they're still working.

[Giannis Papas]

They still. Actually, they're still up.

[Andrew Santino]

And how many movies of Bollywood making a year?

[Giannis Papas]

They do like 3,000 a year.

[Andrew Santino]

It's amazing.

[Giannis Papas]

God.

[Andrew Santino]

We should. I can't believe we should get into Bollywood.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to be in the world.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's either that or you keep doing karate ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, dude, stop bringing up karate. Go.

[Andrew Santino]

You brought it up a thousand films.

[Giannis Papas]

A year, ranked them out, just karate ghost after karate ghost after karate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the food is great.

[Giannis Papas]

Food is great. And actually they're having a real glow up. They're kind of like the cauliflower of people. They're doing great.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the food is great here. And you see it made on the street there. It scares the up.

[Bobby Lee]

I would go a higher end. But my point is that when I was in South Africa, after the shows, we'd go to this one Indian restaurant. It was the greatest food I've ever had in my life. It was so good.

[Giannis Papas]

But it's Americanized. Like, they're in South Africa. No. Yeah, because there's no chicken tikka masala there.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. That's our thing.

[Giannis Papas]

That's. They. They made that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Giannis Papas]

Like, you ever notice when you walk into an Indian rest, the waiter just goes to the chef. Tikka masala.

[Andrew Santino]

He just.

[Giannis Papas]

They just know.

[Andrew Santino]

They know what we like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I never get that. No, I get, like a curry they have, but that's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I get a garlic naan.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Some of the balsami rice.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, guy.

[Giannis Papas]

I do chicken tikka every time.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you really?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Giannis Papas]

Garlic naan, chicken tikka, sog. And I'm good.

[Andrew Santino]

Sag paneer.

[Giannis Papas]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You ever get a mango lassi?

[Giannis Papas]

Is that the drink?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. It's so good. Nice yogurt and mango.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Indian food.

[Bobby Lee]

Me too, man. Big, big fan.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I'm not into.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm out on for a long time. No more Chinese food. I thought you.

[Giannis Papas]

Wait, I thought you were black. Dude, Chinese. Blacks love it.

[Andrew Santino]

We used to.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We moved on.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is that?

[Andrew Santino]

I gotta tell you, every time I have Chinese food now, I'm just bummed now.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever hooked up with an Indian woman?

[Giannis Papas]

Pakistani. But they smell the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know, I'm inquisitive.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What the smell is, if you can describe it.

[Giannis Papas]

Have you ever been in a cab in New York City? I mean, they have different religions and they hate each other and it's sad because they smell the same.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that your bonding? That's how you're trying to mend the problem?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, it's just like, what are you guys doing?

[Andrew Santino]

You're the same.

[Giannis Papas]

The same, like. Yeah, same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How about you?

[Andrew Santino]

Have you an Indian woman?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Asian. But I guess Asian, no. And India is Asia, so no Indian. You've never hooked up with an Indian girl?

[Bobby Lee]

I have.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Nope. I wanted to feel like.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you have.

[Bobby Lee]

Global and open that way. I know. Did just.

[Andrew Santino]

You're almost exclusively whites and Asians. Or half Asian, half white.

[Bobby Lee]

And Mexicans. A lot of Mexicans.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, a lot of Mexicans. I love the Mexicans. Remember that girl that said I was too fat? She was Mexican. Remember?

[Andrew Santino]

I loved her.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, by. By the time I die, I would like to experience a black woman and an Indian woman.

[Andrew Santino]

You think. You think you could get a black woman to date you?

[Bobby Lee]

I've been on dates with half ones, half Halle Berry types.

[Andrew Santino]

Halle Berry's not half black. Isn't she? She's black, Right? Full black is half bear. Is it? Is she? Her name is Halfie Berry. That's weird. I didn't know that.

[Giannis Papas]

She's biracial.

[Andrew Santino]

Halle Bear. Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But you've never had a full. A black. A full black woman, Both black parents.

[Bobby Lee]

I've hit on them before. Oh, no, no. You know, actually, a month ago, you know, at the Comedy Store, I made out with one. Wow. A full black. She's hot. A supermodel.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What is it? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, she's just stunning, you know? I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

And what happened then?

[Bobby Lee]

She had these. She's from Nigeria. And they had these. These skinny Nigerian lips. It remind me of that. That Tom Hanks movie. You know that. You know that Tom Hanks movie where he's a captain. Captain and those pirates.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Had those kind of lips.

[Giannis Papas]

Oh, like Somalian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Somalian.

[Andrew Santino]

Captain Phillips.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dried. You know, I mean, Somalian lips.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Not race. I'm not being racist. I'm just saying that. Yeah, I mean, she was hot, but she. Zoom in in the mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that her?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, she had that kind of lip. It was a little dry, but, you know, I mean, very hot.

[Giannis Papas]

Friends is Somalian. They all kind of look very similar.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a good friend that's Somalian comic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

No, not a comic. Human friend from human.

[Andrew Santino]

A regular adult, regular guy.

[Giannis Papas]

They look very similar.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure, yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. How about a Korean? Have you hooked up with a Korean?

[Giannis Papas]

I've.

[Bobby Lee]

I've.

[Giannis Papas]

I've really been around the world. I've gotten a little bit of everything. Laser beams, Eastern Hemis.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, good. Yeah. Greenland. No, those northern lights. Do you like it?

[Giannis Papas]

Scandinavia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Scandinavia.

[Andrew Santino]

Swedes.

[Giannis Papas]

Swedes, Swedes, Norwegians.

[Andrew Santino]

Swedes.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah, I've got a little bit. Everything. Black, white.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you've touched all the bases.

[Giannis Papas]

Jewish.

[Bobby Lee]

And now that you're with your beautiful white wife.

[Giannis Papas]

She's a white girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel like you've traveled the world. And now I'm Going to stick back to my people.

[Giannis Papas]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what happened.

[Bobby Lee]

Is she Greek?

[Giannis Papas]

My wife is half Greek, half Italian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. Only Greek girl I ever dated, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can I ask about. Is it Harry down there with Greeks.

[Giannis Papas]

You talk about my wife's vagina?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's just in general. I assume it's hairy, but I don't wanna. You know what I mean? I can be open to it.

[Giannis Papas]

That it's not nobody's hair anymore. Nobody's hairy anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Everyone's trimmed down.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a rude question?

[Andrew Santino]

You think about his wife's pussy? Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Little question.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it an indie or Audi? Does it open like a flower?

[Giannis Papas]

Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's move on. Okay, fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Keep going.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Would I feel anything when I enter?

[Giannis Papas]

Well, that's really disrespectful.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Giannis Papas]

That's really disrespectful.

[Bobby Lee]

Disrespect on your. On your end as well. No, that's on your end as well. So I'm just giving it back.

[Giannis Papas]

That's a different level of disrespect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Really?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. You talk about.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you angry now?

[Giannis Papas]

I'm fudgeing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're not.

[Giannis Papas]

Guess what? I'm never doing tiger belly again.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. So our numbers can rise.

[Giannis Papas]

Oh, it's true. It's a favor. What? He has beyond.

[Bobby Lee]

No, listen, I love you.

[Giannis Papas]

I love you, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I apologize.

[Giannis Papas]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's rude.

[Giannis Papas]

It's rude.

[Bobby Lee]

I. Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

It is rude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I apologize to you.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. That's nice. Okay, thanks.

[Giannis Papas]

How about your mom's?

[Bobby Lee]

It's, you know, slanted.

[Giannis Papas]

Is it cross?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horizontal, you know, and we're trying to get a surgery where it's.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. Bobby's. Come on, stop it.

[Giannis Papas]

No, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

They beat me into my flight pat. I gave my passport, and the guy said, this doesn't have your name on it. I said, what? Yes. Does. He goes. It doesn't say Bobby's mom.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so funny.

[Andrew Santino]

It was very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, good on that guy.

[Giannis Papas]

To answer your question, Greek women are hairy. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, it's a little hairy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just a scientific.

[Giannis Papas]

It's a. It's just a fact. You guys are more hairless, like sphinx cats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Were a little more hairy now that you're black.

[Bobby Lee]

You must have loved Sinners the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Sinners the movie. Oh, I didn't see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. You would Love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that Michael B. Jordan?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I really like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see it?

[Giannis Papas]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I do think. I do think. I do think. I'm. 2025 will mark the end of my Hollywood.

[Giannis Papas]

That's. What are you doing? You're done.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I think after 2025, I think I'm not. I am no longer going to try to be in stuff.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think this is it.

[Giannis Papas]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

I think I just don't want to do it anymore.

[Giannis Papas]

I hear you.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I'm out.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I'm out, too.

[Andrew Santino]

You just named four projects you're working.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know, but karate goes Gutter markers. These smaller, like structure Junes.

[Andrew Santino]

What was it? Gutter markers.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in a movie called Guttermakers Normal named film with Jim Belushi and Leslie Jones and Eleanor Kerrigan's in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Love her.

[Giannis Papas]

We should all do like a podcast movie.

[Andrew Santino]

We're doing one right now about our.

[Giannis Papas]

Podcast and like murder and violence.

[Andrew Santino]

Who dies?

[Giannis Papas]

I don't know why. So do you think it's just not.

[Bobby Lee]

It's dead.

[Giannis Papas]

It's not real. It's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

It's dead.

[Giannis Papas]

So Hollywood is dead?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's alive.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If you're part of an elite group that is. No. Is getting all the money if you're on an Apple show, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you saw the studio that might have had everybody in their brother in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Except for us.

[Giannis Papas]

Does it pay well like it used to or Apple. Apple does. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If you're one of those guys. If you're a name, it pays well.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you choose between doing bad friends or the studio? What would you pick?

[Andrew Santino]

Studio bad. What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

If you had to choose two career paths, you could be in the studio or you can just keep going as a lead.

[Andrew Santino]

Like if I was Ike's role.

[Giannis Papas]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I would do that instead of bad friends.

[Giannis Papas]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean forever that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I do. Bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this last. This is more meaningful and less just to do a role on a show.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone. You heard it for her first.

[Andrew Santino]

Apple TV plus is reportedly losing a billion per year. What do they care? They make phone. Bobby just bought a new phone. He's helping. It doesn't matter. That's not even. They can lose all the money in the world. That show had literally every star that's around in it.

[Giannis Papas]

But losing a billion a year is not a great business.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't matter. What is. Apple is branding. Yeah. That's just what they would spend on advertising.

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

What is Apple gross a year? Not Even fucking net. What do they gross?

[Bobby Lee]

Trillions.

[Giannis Papas]

That's for now, until Trump moves.

[Andrew Santino]

Apple's annual revenue for last year was $391 billion.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, that's because Chinese slaves make it. But we're going to bring the factories back here, and these guys are going to go back to work and make it so they're going to be more expensive and their profit margins are going to be less.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the whole world's Bob. Do you know her?

[Bobby Lee]

Karate. Go.

[Carlos Mencia]

This is selfie.

[Bobby Lee]

Do I know her? Off.

[Andrew Santino]

Jung Yi. Zheng Yi. What's your favorite movie?

[Giannis Papas]

Karate. Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this a.

[Carlos Mencia]

What is this a trans quiz?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, trans quiz.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, and should I take it? Yes, I'll take the trans quiz.

[Giannis Papas]

It's totally straight, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Giannis Papas]

And if you feel weird about it, just pretend.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's play the game.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, continue.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this person born female or trans or trans?

[Giannis Papas]

Born. Female.

[Bobby Lee]

Born. Female.

[Andrew Santino]

Trans.

[Carlos Mencia]

All right, which one am I putting down?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he says born female. Yeah, I said trans.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good, good, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this is the quiz. Next question.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm one for one.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, zoom in a little bit. Can you zoom in a little bit more? The whole thing. The page. Oh, here we go.

[Giannis Papas]

Woman born.

[Andrew Santino]

Female.

[Bobby Lee]

Transactional. Transsexual.

[Giannis Papas]

That's a woman.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, you're wrong twice.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, fuck. See, that's what I mean. Ban it. I don't even know the difference.

[Andrew Santino]

Trans woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Trans woman, Woman. What the fuck? We're gay again.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Trans, trans, trans.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Yeah, yeah, I know her. That's if she's famous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Next.

[Giannis Papas]

Trans.

[Bobby Lee]

Trans, trans, trans.

[Giannis Papas]

All age.

[Andrew Santino]

She was the iPhone girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Trans. Trans. Oh, trans. Yeah, yep.

[Giannis Papas]

Trans.

[Bobby Lee]

No, real woman.

[Andrew Santino]

That's where they get you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's where you get. Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Trans.

[Bobby Lee]

Trans. No, no.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, Ban it. Got a ban. Yeah, you got to.

[Bobby Lee]

You got to ban it. Yeah, we're confused.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, I know a lot of people say this, but it is kind of like a burger and a Beyond Burger.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

Depending on the condiments you put on it. You just have to put the right condiments on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

It's close.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's close. Thank you so much for backing me up on this.

[Andrew Santino]

I can tell the difference.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, dude, if something.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you could.

[Giannis Papas]

If.

[Andrew Santino]

I like usda. Okay, I. I like. I like it verified.

[Giannis Papas]

I'm just saying, if something's got tits in a nice ass, that's a. That's a C plus. It's getting a 75 on a test.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Giannis Papas]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. And the face.

[Giannis Papas]

And the face is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, if the face is beautiful.

[Giannis Papas]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, come on, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

This is all you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what my. Our prediction is? Yeah, I think, Yanas, you will get there.

[Giannis Papas]

You'll get there.

[Bobby Lee]

You'll get there.

[Giannis Papas]

We'll get you there.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll get you there.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, boys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

You guys want to go to Thailand?

[Andrew Santino]

I promise I won't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

You guys want to go to Thailand?

[Bobby Lee]

I would never do without.

[Giannis Papas]

No?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Giannis Papas]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I think I would like to be a voyeur.

[Giannis Papas]

You're a window shopper?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a window shopper. Yeah. I'm seeing somebody now and she's great, you know, I mean, so, you know, I like.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Mencia]

The spell worked from Andrea.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

It worked a while back. Holy. Holy.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, the spell from Andrea worked. We paid for a spell to be put on Bobby or Tim to spell to the world. How did we do. I don't even know how to. It worked.

[Bobby Lee]

We put two spells.

[Andrew Santino]

We put two love spells out there.

[Carlos Mencia]

Irresistible allure and rival be gone because of the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Giannis Papas]

Wait, so this is. Somebody put a real spell on him?

[Andrew Santino]

No. You pay this woman, Andrika to put a spell out to the world to give Holy. And it's only 30 bucks.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever you want, dude. Yeah, you name it, do it.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want.

[Andrew Santino]

From the discussion about 50?

[Bobby Lee]

A television deal. You want a television deal? Yeah, okay. Yeah, television deal.

[Andrew Santino]

Nah, I don't want to pay for that 30 bucks. It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

We get a percentage though.

[Andrew Santino]

Of his deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You know he's going to bail when it gets. You know, I want.

[Giannis Papas]

What I want is for my two friends Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino to have everything that they want their life to live well, have health, have happiness, have spirituality, peace.

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds like a curse, not a.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a curse.

[Giannis Papas]

It's not a miracle.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you just say?

[Bobby Lee]

It's not a miracle shop.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me back the decidual shirt. Yeah, you pig. I got you a shirt. I thought for sure you'd be more appreciative.

[Bobby Lee]

You sloppy pig.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't even care.

[Bobby Lee]

Love it.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't even care.

[Giannis Papas]

All right, fuck it. I just. I want Saint Laurent sneakers.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Get them some YSL shoes.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let's.

[Andrew Santino]

What size. What size feet are you?

[Giannis Papas]

I'm 10. Yeah, interesting. Can you put the spell out there?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. These are Saint Laurent. How much are they?

[Andrew Santino]

750 for the low top.

[Giannis Papas]

So if we put 30, it's a good investment. I'll get it for 30.

[Bobby Lee]

No. When you wear those, do you think people care?

[Giannis Papas]

I care.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You like that?

[Giannis Papas]

I want to impress my black friend that I got nice sneakers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah, I like them shoes. Yeah, I saw them. I saw them Air Max when you came in.

[Giannis Papas]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, my boy Janice got them clean ass Air Maxes.

[Giannis Papas]

Y' all hurt. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you promote your special?

[Giannis Papas]

Well, thanks for having me on to promote.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we're happy that you came on.

[Giannis Papas]

You guys got quite an audience and I appreciate that. Check out my special.

[Bobby Lee]

And number two. What?

[Giannis Papas]

History Hyenas. Check that out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Love him.

[Bobby Lee]

Love him. Love both of you.

[Giannis Papas]

Check out our podcast. We're back together. It's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You think? You know he's gonna betray you again.

[Giannis Papas]

I knew that was coming.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, the is right.

[Andrew Santino]

He's talking to us about it. He told us he's plotting it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So you got to get mentally prepared when he sabotages you.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, well, that.

[Giannis Papas]

Let's 30 bucks tell that chick that's actually true.

[Bobby Lee]

And let me ask you something. How could you forgive him?

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Betray the portrayal.

[Giannis Papas]

You know why we broke up? Vaccine. Vaccine had us thinking weird.

[Andrew Santino]

You both got you.

[Giannis Papas]

We both took the Pfizer. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Single shot that did that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all foul.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. It's all fouchy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Fauci. Dude.

[Giannis Papas]

Fauci's fault.

[Bobby Lee]

What a guy.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you know what? They're making big changes over there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

So why not? Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. So, you know, it's worn off. We're back. We're good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

We're loving it. It's happy times. Good times.

[Andrew Santino]

You are you still. You're not working for ICE anymore. You're done.

[Giannis Papas]

I'm done for ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Because it's brutal. That was. Yeah. When history hanging is ended. I had to. I went, got a job at ice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Giannis Papas]

And I couldn't take it anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

You just couldn't.

[Giannis Papas]

Screaming.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a lot.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. Just the screaming at first. I enjoyed it.

[Bobby Lee]

You still friends with Stephen Miller?

[Giannis Papas]

He's. That's a friendship and the bond. That can't be.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

I've known him since we were a little kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. And we just see eye to eye on everything.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what makes me happy? It makes me happy to know that this show is still as stupid as it's always been from the beginning. Because I See, a lot of our podcast pals or people in our sphere that are taking these shows to a level that we don't go to.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is what?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're all having, like. They're all tissues on journalists. Tim got interviewed by, like, cnn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, what in the Is going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We stay here.

[Giannis Papas]

Same with hyenas.

[Andrew Santino]

We stay right here.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I saw that they had Bernie on. On Schultz's show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What the fuck is going on?

[Bobby Lee]

He's not coming here.

[Andrew Santino]

Bernie.

[Bobby Lee]

We had David Mamet. Yeah. Ben Affleck.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But that's rad.

[Bobby Lee]

We got. We got people that they can't get.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not that they can't get him.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they can get him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We got him, too.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't think we want politicians.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's a strange world.

[Bobby Lee]

Have.

[Andrew Santino]

He's gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, thanks. Ban it. No, no.

[Giannis Papas]

It's getting a little muddled. Right. It's getting a little. What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

I just think we're. I just think podcasting. Comedy. Podcasting is entering this world of, like, news or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And people are taking it serious, and it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, there was an article after the election about how legacy media doesn't have the, you know, power it once had, and that podcasting is now. You mean replacing some of that. You know, I.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not good. We shouldn't replace it. This should be its own thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is its own form of music. Do you know what I mean?

[Giannis Papas]

Well, you know, like, the news on TV was like, the dictatorship, the regime, and then the Internet was like, an American military coup, and then there was a vacuum, and now comedians and, like, grifters are like warlords. They're like news warlords.

[Andrew Santino]

We're warlords?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We're not warlords.

[Andrew Santino]

No. What are we?

[Bobby Lee]

We're like.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, you guys are, like, funny warlords. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The dictator would be in control and give it. Now you're, like, marauding warlords in control of your own fiefdom.

[Bobby Lee]

Bad friends.

[Giannis Papas]

And Tim's got his fiefdom. We're all warlords.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

Filling this vacuum.

[Bobby Lee]

But also, I mean, this coup. We also. I mean, you probably know more than me. Probably, but I don't know much in the world. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I only know what I read this morning.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So. Me, too. So my point is, is that we don't know enough to have these people on. We are goofy.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a comedy podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine Bernie Sanders coming It's great to be here. And Bobby's like, what does your penis look like?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I wouldn't say that. Why? You're fucking mind. Why would I say that?

[Andrew Santino]

What would you say? I'm Bernie Sanders.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to your political. I don't know, but I would say that about your dick.

[Andrew Santino]

You get to penis somehow.

[Bobby Lee]

Is your asshole gr.

[Giannis Papas]

See?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That'd be one of them. Yeah, you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it, though.

[Giannis Papas]

It brings big numbers. Right. That's probably why people do. Because everyone's, like, talking. It didn't used to be this way. It didn't used to be everyone was into politics. Now even kids are into politics.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

When I was like, 12, I would just be like, smell my fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Giannis Papas]

People are like, what's your position on Israel Palace? So you're like, you're 12 years old.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I know your position.

[Giannis Papas]

What's my position?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to say it. Say it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's standing strong. I'll tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

Standing strong. That's all I know.

[Giannis Papas]

Stand strong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And probably on the wrong side of history.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, what is my position?

[Bobby Lee]

I have no idea. You just, you know. Yeah, I don't know.

[Giannis Papas]

You know, I'm definitely on the right side of history.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You on the right side or.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm looking at the map. What is the right side? The right side. You mean the right. The literal right side.

[Giannis Papas]

Well, let me see the.

[Andrew Santino]

That's interesting.

[Giannis Papas]

The right. Yeah, that'd be the right side. That's right. Yeah. Over there.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, even. I don't think people even know what we are politically.

[Andrew Santino]

What, our fans.

[Bobby Lee]

Our fans. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, it's interesting to see the guesses.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of people like to guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Giannis Papas]

You guys are a couple of Republican kids.

[Andrew Santino]

Hardcore Republicans.

[Giannis Papas]

Hardcore Republicans.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, interesting.

[Giannis Papas]

He's against immigration.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is?

[Giannis Papas]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, let me tell you something. I used to work at a coffee shop called the Panic in. In La Jolla.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And every morning, the only friends I had there were the Hispanic old men that were working in the kitchen.

[Giannis Papas]

Thou doth protest too much. This is all a cover.

[Bobby Lee]

I had a bond with them.

[Giannis Papas]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was what.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah. This is what people do when they try to cover from the fact that they want all of them out.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not done with the story.

[Giannis Papas]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So I had this experience with them, you know, every morning, and then I called ICE and they're gone.

[Andrew Santino]

I knew it.

[Giannis Papas]

I knew it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's so close to the border.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like that. To go far, far.

[Giannis Papas]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I really love those guys, you know, and to me, they're just hard working people that just, you know, they came from a place where they couldn't really afford to feed their families and they came here and they. They're doing the work that normal people don't want to do. And I have no problem with that.

[Giannis Papas]

I agree. And we're all normal people. Normal people. Nor.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Americans don't want to do wow.

[Giannis Papas]

But you call them normal people. So they're abnormal people.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they're not. They're normal as well, so.

[Giannis Papas]

But why you say they're normal in an abnormal way?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I will say we got a couple immigrants here and. And he does a job nobody wants to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So that is true.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, Giannis, look in the camera and say, thank you for being a bad friend.

[Giannis Papas]

Thank you for being a bad.

[Bobby Lee]

D.