Bobby Is the Michelin Man

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode "Bobby Is the Michelin Man"

Introduction In the episode titled "Bobby Is the Michelin Man," hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino dive into a whirlwind of comedic banter, personal anecdotes, and pop culture commentary. Released on April 21, 2025, and produced by 7EQUIS, this episode showcases the dynamic chemistry between the two comedians as they navigate through various topics with their signature humor.

I. Opening Banter and "Bad Friends" Jokes The episode kicks off with Bobby playfully accusing Andrew and Carlos of being "bad friends."

• Bobby Lee (00:00): "You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?"
• Andrew Santino (00:03): "White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting."

Their light-hearted teasing sets the tone for the episode, establishing the playful rapport between the hosts.

II. Adventures at the Strip Club A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Andrew's experience at the Spearmint Rhino strip club.

• Andrew Santino (02:12): "I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night at like one in the morning. I was so lonely."
• Bobby Lee (04:05): "I like throwing a dollar. It's only four quarters."

They discuss the dynamics of tipping dancers, with Andrew explaining his strategy to encourage more interaction.

III. Movie Critiques and Pop Culture References Bobby and Andrew delve into their opinions on various films, sharing critical takes and personal preferences.

• Bobby Lee (07:51): "It's a two-hour, 20-minute movie. It's two."
• Andrew Santino (09:07): "But is it sad sex?"
• Bobby Lee (10:22): "It's uncomfortable. It's like, I don't want to watch people off the street act that can't act."

They critique movies like "Bro Back Mountain," "American Beauty," and "La La Land," emphasizing their tastes and what they find lacking in certain films.

IV. Representation of Redheaded Men in Media The hosts engage in a discussion about the portrayal of redheaded males in movies, noting a scarcity compared to redheaded females.

• Bobby Lee (15:00): "We have a lot of guys that like you, though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering."
• Andrew Santino (15:50): "One will. Okay, one will."

This segment highlights their observations on gender and racial representation in the entertainment industry.

V. Power Dynamics and Personal Relationships Andrew introduces the concept of power dynamics, leading to a deeper conversation about friendships and social interactions.

• Andrew Santino (35:08): "I went to a 12-step meeting. Just a local, you know, afterwards."
• Bobby Lee (36:10): "It's like when you take."

They explore scenarios of offering to pay bills in social settings, discussing how it affects relationships and perceived hierarchy.

VI. Supernatural and Haunted Studio Stories The conversation takes a spooky turn as Bobby shares his experiences with eerie feelings and potential hauntings in the studio.

• Bobby Lee (48:40): "I just feel an eerie feeling in my stomach. I understand somebody was killed here."
• Andrew Santino (49:02): "If I saw a woman like this, I mean, I don't know."

The hosts joke about ghostly phenomena, adding a playful yet mysterious layer to their interaction.

VII. Donut Tasting and Brand Jokes A humorous segment unfolds as Bobby and Andrew engage in a mock donut tasting contest, highlighting their preferences and playful accusations.

• Bobby Lee (59:18): "I have no idea."
• Andrew Santino (60:01): "Let me ask you something. Honestly, look at me right now, dude."

Their antics with "Old Fairy" and "Holy Grail" donuts become a recurring joke, emphasizing their comedic timing and camaraderie.

VIII. Creating a Murder Mystery Movie Concept The duo brainstorms ideas for a potential murder mystery titled "Who Done It," complete with suspect characters and plot twists.

• Bobby Lee (55:22): "You see me in a room with a knife."
• Andrew Santino (55:26): "You're not a good friend."

They outline character archetypes and humorous plot points, showcasing their creativity and improvisational skills.

IX. Filming Experiences and Roles Andrew recounts his role as a security guard in a fictional movie, detailing amusing lines and interactions.

• Andrew Santino (77:05): "I have a lot of lines in it."
• Bobby Lee (81:56): "You don't even look like Jimmy."

This segment captures their behind-the-scenes experiences and the humorous challenges of acting.

X. Closing Remarks and Final Jokes As the episode nears its end, Bobby and Andrew wrap up with final jokes and humorous exchanges, maintaining the lively and entertaining atmosphere.

• Andrew Santino (82:50): "You're the Michel Man."
• Bobby Lee (83:50): "Oh, my God. You know."

Their playful banter underscores the enduring friendship and comedic synergy that define "Bad Friends."

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee (00:03): "You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?"
• Andrew Santino (02:12): "I was slumped over watching it and going, yeah, I'm going."
• Andrew Santino (15:30): "You think someone like you could do it?"

Conclusion In "Bobby Is the Michelin Man," Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino deliver an episode filled with humor, candid conversations, and creative brainstorming. From dissecting movie tropes to playful donut tastings and hypothetical movie plots, the hosts provide listeners with an engaging and laughter-filled experience. Their ability to weave together personal anecdotes with sharp comedic insights makes this episode a standout in the "Bad Friends" series.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Andrew Santino]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

What's Yagi Yabor?

[Andrew Santino]

Yaxi. Yabor is my friend. He's from Israel and he's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, man.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just improvising.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, that's not a bad thing.

[Andrew Santino]

That has nothing to do with the conflict.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. See ya. Boy, you are like your funny hat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yog si amor. Where have you been? You're gone for a while. You don't answer your phone.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yagcy yagsy yamora.

[Andrew Santino]

I love the sand in your eyes. Yahtzee, yabor. Yahtzee yabora.

[Bobby Lee]

Yahtzee, yabor. I like your green card got denied. Where are your arms now?

[Andrew Santino]

The yard bone is gone.

[Bobby Lee]

He's eating yard bones, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I was, you know, I mean, I'm in the cosmic creative space.

[Bobby Lee]

You're up here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It's beyond.

[Bobby Lee]

First word that comes to your mind. Go.

[Andrew Santino]

Mind.

[Bobby Lee]

See?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You the chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Yay. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

A chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Let's go science, though.

[Bobby Lee]

You molecules.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Math. Go given.

[Andrew Santino]

Cheese code.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, we got. We're on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Shock me, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Shock you with something.

[Bobby Lee]

Shock me with something.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Give me another one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Bloody discharge.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I don't want to hear about Carlos's exam.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, yo, I went to the doctor.

[Bobby Lee]

He said I have to stay away from people like Carlos. That's literally what the doctor said.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he said.

[Bobby Lee]

A big fan of the show. Watch the podcast. Stay away from Carlos because he hasn't had a tetanus shot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In years. You're up.

[Carlos]

Yeah. I haven't been tested in a while too.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get in there, bud.

[Andrew Santino]

I went to us.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get in there.

[Andrew Santino]

I went to the Sherman Oaks Spearmint Rhino last night at like one in the morning. I was so lonely. I was sitting. I was watching. You know how I keep watching Great British Break Off?

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Andrew Santino]

So I was season eight again, right? And I'm like, I know who gets, you know, every episode. I know who gets. You know the Star Baker. I know who gets.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Let go. I know who gets the handshake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was sitting there and my penis.

[Bobby Lee]

Was out at Great British Bake Off.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I was watching it. I was just naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sitting there slumped over Watching it and going, yeah, I'm going.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta go? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I went to. And went in there and there was only four people working.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

It's almost as if it was not even open.

[Guest]

Was it at 4pm when you went?

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was 1 in the morning. I said, you don't listen to you guys. I've been at 4pm before. I can't tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? What are you doing at 4pm At a strip club?

[Andrew Santino]

About 20 years ago, there was a group of comics, male comics, that would go on lunch runs.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Lunch runs to the Trip club.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And we would go on lunch run.

[Bobby Lee]

They got good wings.

[Andrew Santino]

Good wings. Yeah. I love the prime rib. Yeah. I mean, when they're naked up there and you're eating prime rib, dude. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

There is nothing better than seeing a nice pair of boobs and having potatoes au gratin.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

With a little bit of filet. A little. Little filet on the side.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But last night I went and I literally was like. I just left.

[Bobby Lee]

How much money do you spend when you.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I got like 200 worth of bills. And I was just kind of not even looking at the women. I was just kind of throwing it on stage, looking around my environment and going, oh, this is not good.

[Bobby Lee]

Not good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So I got back in the car.

[Bobby Lee]

And went, you got 20s? You were just throwing 20s or singles?

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you. Why you. Did you think I'm cheap?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Big bills?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I do, but I do a lot of singles.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do singles?

[Andrew Santino]

I'll do like $40 of singles in one dancer.

[Bobby Lee]

Just give them 20s at some point then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, But I want them to know that there's more common. If you throw out a 20 and then that's what they do. You're like, oh, there's. You can't go past that. So if you go 12, right? And then you look at them go. They go. Then they go, what? In their. With their eyes, right? I go, you want more, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

A little more.

[Andrew Santino]

And they go, I do want more. Right? Yeah, Right? And then they do it and I go, just two more, right?

[Bobby Lee]

And then they.

[Andrew Santino]

Then they put their head behind their head like that. Right behind the head, right? And then they. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

I call it the elevator.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a. It's a clit pressing 8 on an elevator.

[Bobby Lee]

Take it up to 8.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I go, take it up to 8. And you go, 8, right? And then I pretend I'm going up. I always do. I always Pretend I'm going up, right. Bring. And then the door opens. I go, oh, wrong floor. Press it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

And they press 12. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I go back up. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know, that kind of thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you get there ever to your floor?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I never do.

[Bobby Lee]

You never get to your floor?

[Andrew Santino]

What's a building?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a big building.

[Andrew Santino]

Tall building. Dude, it's 3,000 stories up. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. And I've never got to, like, a thousand.

[Bobby Lee]

Now. You can't.

[Andrew Santino]

You can.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you.

[Andrew Santino]

One will. Okay, one will.

[Bobby Lee]

I bring change when I go to the strip club.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? You throw pennies up there?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Quarters.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. That's very generous of quarters. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, think about it. You're throwing a dollar. It's only four quarters.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Throw 50 quarters up there, I look like a king.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true. But they have to pick it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta. You gotta work sometimes, you know, hard.

[Andrew Santino]

To pick up on a stage.

[Bobby Lee]

They get the sweeper out. You ever seen a little sweeper? Yeah, little Mexican.

[Andrew Santino]

When's the last time you went?

[Bobby Lee]

I went to. I went. We went to Bandon Dunes with a bunch of buddies to go on the golf trip, and I went to this. Look at the. Watch how wild this is. Go to bachelors in. No, no, Right. Type in bachelor's in Coos Bay. C, O, O, S. Coos Bay. Look at this joint. Look at the parking. Look at the photos. Outside. Just get the outside of it. Just look at the outside of it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow. It's either there's a strip club or they're making, like, lamp fixtures in a factory.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that photo.

[Andrew Santino]

You never know.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. You think somebody's ever been murdered there?

[Andrew Santino]

Doom in the Dark Knight. Doom in the Dark Knight.

[Bobby Lee]

This was my dark knight.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That was one of my darkest nights.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, sometimes they're, like, different. Remember the Joker?

[Bobby Lee]

Bane was there, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he was. Oh, he was there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But back to a private room. I'd like to see your coochie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. I could bring my green hat as the Riddler.

[Bobby Lee]

You got it. You gotta bring.

[Andrew Santino]

And, you know, when they bring me, like, you know, coffee, I make a little question mark.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

To let them know I do put foam in there. I'll make a question mark.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the Riddler.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the river.

[Bobby Lee]

But r me this better, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it's a. It's a. It's a dead industry.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think, dude, I think it's alive and well. I. I hate going to them. It's always with a group of guys and someone goes, let's go drift cup. And then I go. And I hate it the whole time. I stay by the bar. I'm not interested. I don't like that thing. It's uncomfortable.

[Andrew Santino]

It's uncomfortable.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Speaking of which, I watched the Nora.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yes, you called me. So I get a call from Andrew late at night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was like, I called you around midnight.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And usually when that happens, it's an emergency. Yeah, right. Like I can't make something. Yeah, I got a bail sick or I got dizzy and I hit my head on the toilet. Yeah, something like that. And he goes, hey guy, have you seen Anora? And I go, no, I haven't quite gotten to it. He goes, I'm halfway through it. Don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm pissed. I was.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a two an hour, 20 minute movie. It's two.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not that long.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, it's not a. This isn't like a murder mystery. It's not like a fucking drama. It's a long winded story about a girl who gets taken advantage of. It's. Fuck, I couldn't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

I heard it's. I heard it's like Pretty Woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty Woman was such a good.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a great movie. But is it the same premise of.

[Bobby Lee]

A Pretty Woman in, in a new age sense?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we love that old story.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but there's no gear. This kid is in gear.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, gear. Oh my God. Look at that twink.

[Bobby Lee]

Who was the woman in Pretty Woman?

[Andrew Santino]

Juliana Roberts. Yeah, right, Rudy.

[Bobby Lee]

Juliana Roberts.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, Julia Roberts.

[Bobby Lee]

Julia Roberts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And Richard Gere.

[Andrew Santino]

You got what I said. But I said it weird. And you got what I said. It moved on.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how we do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. Come on, man. These are. These are like.

[Andrew Santino]

I call him Richard. Gary.

[Bobby Lee]

Richard.

[Andrew Santino]

Richard.

[Bobby Lee]

John.

[Andrew Santino]

That was a good movie. Jason Alexander was it. Remember?

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't. Oh yeah, classic. I couldn't do this. It just was too long. It was sad.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

She shows, she shows, she gets. They're having sex in this movie. No less than 20 times, but you can't jerk off because it's sad.

[Andrew Santino]

It's sad sex.

[Bobby Lee]

It's sad. Well, no, the whole movie, sad.

[Andrew Santino]

But is it sad sex?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Some of it's fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then good, you can jerk off.

[Bobby Lee]

I guess. She. She gets naked in it A dozen times.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, at least a dozen.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. I can' Watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

They got the Oscar.

[Andrew Santino]

They did.

[Bobby Lee]

They got an. She got an Oscar for it. So you didn't like it, did you?

[Guest]

I liked it, but I am on.

[Bobby Lee]

The minority, dude, I hate you, dude. Also bad taste in film.

[Andrew Santino]

Jaime Garcia, you know the guy that's on my other one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Abra. It's a good movie. I. He literally thought it was a good movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, a lot of people liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it simple? Cuz you and I are sophisticated.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It's. We.

[Andrew Santino]

You and I are sisle neighbor in the future.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we do triple thumbs.

[Bobby Lee]

Triple.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, and toes up.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what I did. What did you like about it then?

[Guest]

I think the world was so vivid that he. He was able to.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

See what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Put a Korean screen in the back. You can make anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Vivid. Yeah, I could put vivid. How Ships in the background. Like, I.

[Guest]

It was very real. Like it's a world that. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Some movies are real. Have you ever seen American Beauty? Dude? Beautiful, beautiful movie. Unreal.

[Bobby Lee]

You ever seen American Gangster?

[Andrew Santino]

Real.

[Bobby Lee]

Real.

[Andrew Santino]

Anything American?

[Bobby Lee]

Any. Everything American. Ye Pie?

[Andrew Santino]

American Graffiti.

[Bobby Lee]

Real.

[Andrew Santino]

American Graffiti.

[Bobby Lee]

Amer.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not what it's called.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not what it's called. But yeah, here's. Here was my thing with it. I understand what you're saying. The world, yeah, it was real because it took real people. But that's shown in a lot of the acting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's uncomfortable. It's like, I don't want to watch people off the street act that can't act. There's like, you have like actor actors, then you have regular people and then they're like, isn't this great? And it's like, I don't. I don't know, just hire someone that's. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a lot of movies, a lot of movies that people have seen. They said, tell me to watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I never seen it. I just don't feel right.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't feel right.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I've never seen. I sort of got. I bought it. Bro Back Bug Mountain. What?

[Carlos]

That's such a lie.

[Andrew Santino]

I swear I've never seen Bro Back Mountain. I swear to God, Ang Lee.

[Carlos]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I know it's good. I just haven't. Have you gotten seen it? I haven't gotten around to it.

[Bobby Lee]

I actually have not seen better than that, which.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut the up, Andre. You don't even know how to speak English.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut up, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not a sentence.

[Bobby Lee]

Gotta take away any language. Green cards.

[Andrew Santino]

Get the out of here. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Out of my country, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's another one. La La Land. I've never seen.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't see that either. But I did see.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I'm saying. You and I.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, I wasn't gonna see that.

[Andrew Santino]

But why can't we. It's good. I heard.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like. I don't like musicals.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude. Can I. You don't even want to get. We talked about this before. You don't want to get me started.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like music.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I just can't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I say something about GRE as a minority? This is minority talk.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

It freaks me out that they're. When white people do gibberish. Give you an example.

[Bobby Lee]

Please.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a kid in the theaters. Saw it in the 70s or whatever, right? Sitting with all my kids. Friends, right? Look at them. Right? At the last song, we go together. Like, once I ran out of theater. It's. It's speaking in tons. It's devil worship. What are you doing? Dude? I don't like it. So. The way you talk normally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

You do jibber jabber.

[Andrew Santino]

You do jibber jabber, white dude. I don't like it. Yeah, yeah, I agree.

[Bobby Lee]

Because it does come from some weird place.

[Andrew Santino]

And no one's that happy.

[Bobby Lee]

No one's that happy.

[Andrew Santino]

You're happy.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

No one's that happy.

[Andrew Santino]

No black people.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's why they're so happy.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, that's good. But my point is. Okay, so I've talked about this before, but this is Jersey, baby. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Where is this supposed to take place again? Where is Greece supposed to take place?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, where is it?

[Bobby Lee]

That's actually. Oh, what do. I mean, they don't. They race in the Los Angeles Aqueduct. Aren't they in the LA. Aqueduct at some point in that movie set in Rydell High School in Los Angeles, right? Because they go into the LA River.

[Andrew Santino]

What part? This guy. What? What part is a car race? Is this Malibu. Like, there's no black minorities? Not a single Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, not one Mexican in the movie.

[Andrew Santino]

La. La.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that's supposed to be. That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

You got race food. You got race for my girl Sandy.

[Andrew Santino]

D. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

But there's a scene in it. I've talked about this before. But my. Moving on. Bad friends. But it's something that I need to. You probably won't catch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sitting there again before the guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Before all the gibberish.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm watching it, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's the famous sleepover scene with the pink ladies.

[Bobby Lee]

Pink ladies, you remember? Yeah, yeah, right.

[Andrew Santino]

And one of the girls go, this is my boyfriend. You know, I mean, doing this. This is my boyfriend doing this. And then she goes, this is my boyfriend in Korea. And they go, ooh, you're dating a Korean. And she goes, no, silly, he's in the Marines. Yeah, I'm watching that as a kid. I'm like, this. Fuck this shit. What is this shit? Dude, that's the most racist thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Show me that scene.

[Andrew Santino]

Wrong. Maybe. Maybe I exaggerated my mind because I think I did look it up. It's not that bad. But you know, it's something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

But it sounds like that to me.

[Andrew Santino]

It sounded like that. And I remember the kids looking at me like, yeah, we're disgusting. No one wants to date us.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I'm on the same page. Because it's the men in redheaded film, always bad. The women, Lucille Ball, phenomenal. A queen. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

But sexy, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Sexy, yeah, but I'm just saying, like Isla Fisher. All these redheaded women in television film, they're praised. The men are always nerd, dork, squimp.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what about Gleason's son? The guy that was in Star Wars? What's his name? Oh, yeah, what's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

Who? We don't even.

[Andrew Santino]

Gleason. His last name.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean Brendan Gleason?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, his son.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but we don't even know. You don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, he's famous. Yeah, yeah, he's very talented. Okay, and he did. But he did a love movie too, where he was a romance. What was that called?

[Bobby Lee]

Not famous enough for it to be a thing.

[Guest]

Time traveling.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he's so famous. What are you talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's not. You didn't even know his name.

[Andrew Santino]

Last name. Gleason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because of his dad.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

My point is, we've never had male redhead, heroic representation, ever. It's always a bit. There's the redhead, there's pizza face. Redhead, moves her. Look, they're all fucking women. Jessica Chastain. Isla Fisher.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what I would do with her.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that, though. Not one guy. Carol Burnett. All these are heroes.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you put sexy? Just in general. Red headed actor says movie stars.

[Bobby Lee]

Redhead, movie stars.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, My God. Let me. Let's go down the line. There's to be one guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Proof is in the pudding, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Allison Hanigan, Rita Hayworth.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys are ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ellie Kemper, Molly Ringwald. Look at these people. By the way, these are all beloved, beloved characters. Not one of these is a guy.

[Andrew Santino]

But in Greece, if they would have said that. Redhead.

[Bobby Lee]

The greatest proof I've ever had in my entire life.

[Andrew Santino]

That you did. It's a good point.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In Greece. What?

[Andrew Santino]

In the movie Greece. Right. Still, they used the Korean thing. They would never use redheaded.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, in Greece, they would have gone, you're with a redhead. They go. They go, don't tell anyone. He. Please. I just want to him for a week. And then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When we do Grease Lightning.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Okay, I get it. Yeah. You know what, dude? That's why I think you and I bond. We feel. We were oppressed.

[Bobby Lee]

We were very oppressed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The oppression was real.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to say this, and I've said. I've seen this many times, and you can't. You can't disagree. You know, many shows we've done together on the road, I sometimes go out in the audience and watch you.

[Bobby Lee]

You always go out in the audience because.

[Andrew Santino]

To watch you.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to see if I'm gonna do bad.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what it is. That's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos knows. Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he doesn't know that. That's not true. And take that back right now.

[Bobby Lee]

You do.

[Andrew Santino]

Say you do. See what you're doing? What he's doing? Yeah. What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

You do this thing that Trump does.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, it's good. You do it. You do it really well, though.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me, like. Tell me, like.

[Andrew Santino]

I think I know what you're talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Say you, like. You hate cheesecake. Be like, oh, I don't. I hate cheesecake.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, like, I don't like cheesecake.

[Bobby Lee]

No, just say it like you.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like cheesecake.

[Bobby Lee]

That's because you've never had the best cheesecake. You don't know about cheesecake. People like you. You do that where, like, immediately, the opposite side.

[Andrew Santino]

You just give me one example.

[Bobby Lee]

When I did it, you just did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me. Give me. Go. Go back.

[Bobby Lee]

You go out there to see if I do bad. You go, I. I never. I've never, ever done that. I would never.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

You go out there and you go like this. You go do bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Every time. I go out there, though, there's always a hot woman that will either get up from the stair chair and walk up to me, and they'll always say, yeah, your boy's hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it woman by birth?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Is it woman by birth?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're really traditional women. Traditional from the Christian sense.

[Bobby Lee]

They cook and they clean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. In the Christian sense that. They are beautiful women.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they. I've probably 30 or 40 times in my life they've said, your boy is hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you've never gotten that from me. So off.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true.

[Andrew Santino]

Name me one example when a girl goes, I think your boy's hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, girl. Well, no. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

We have a lot of guys that like you, though. The amount of men that have a crush on you is staggering.

[Andrew Santino]

I can tell by my Facebook. I'm on a Facebook. You know what I mean? Dating thing. You know? Date. Facebook is a dating thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I have no idea.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

For old people.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think it's for old people. But it's like, there's also dating and social friends. So when I click on who wants to be my friend, it's 2000 just buff, tattooed fucking dudes going, I want to be your friend.

[Bobby Lee]

What's it called? Facebook date. Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Dating Facebook.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's a real thing.

[Bobby Lee]

But you're not. You're celibate now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. 100.

[Bobby Lee]

No more.

[Andrew Santino]

No more.

[Bobby Lee]

No more dating. Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing. I'm celibate.

[Bobby Lee]

I would love to see a financial breakdown of you when you're dating. When you're not dating, how much money you spend on a dating month versus a non dating month?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I spent like 500 at Spearmint Rhino last night.

[Bobby Lee]

200.

[Andrew Santino]

I got a dance to it. NYKD, Nick. Nicotine pouches, guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You want a cool flavor in your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

With a little bit of nicotine.

[Bobby Lee]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

To ease your day. Right. We have flavors like citrus ice, berry, lemon ice, spearmint, wintergreen. They're all good.

[Bobby Lee]

Crisp mint. I love crisp mint, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I like crisp in general.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're a big crisp.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And strawberry watermelon ice.

[Andrew Santino]

Nick is a step above any other pouches. They use the best ingredients for cleaner, more refined experience. They're made with natural coconut fiber instead of wood pulp for smoother, better experience. And that won't hurt your gums, Nick.

[Bobby Lee]

Pouches come in different strengths to help you hit your sweet spot. 12, 6, and 3 milligrams. And if you want a Double decker, upper decker. Go to town with a range of refreshing mint, bold fruit unflavored options as well. There's always something to keep you satisfied. And coming soon, Nick will have a 0 milligram option. That's right, nicotine free. You can dial in the perfect experience to suit your needs. Whether you're trying to kick chewing tobacco, traditional smoking products or vape nicked flavors just hit right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's time to upgrade to nicked nicotine pouches just like we did. Right now our listeners get 3,500% off when you order through our exclusive URL.

[Bobby Lee]

These things are very good, by the way. I do love popping myself a little crisp mint when I go to the golf course. It coombs me down, calms me down, gets me nice and relaxed. Right now our listeners get 35% off when you order through our exclusive URL. NYKDPouches.com BadFriends and you can use this code up to three times.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's nykdpouches.com Bad Friends Nick Products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical.

[Andrew Santino]

ZocDoc what is ZocDoc?

[Bobby Lee]

ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high quality in network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.

[Andrew Santino]

Andrew we're talking about booking in network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care and more.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep, we're old. Yeah, we're getting older and you gotta get a doctor. And when I moved into a new neighborhood, I didn't want to go back to my old doctor because I didn't want to drive over there. And also he was a little creepy, if I'm being honest. I wanted someone new and better and younger and smarter. Smarter. And I found it. Thanks to Zocdoc, you can filter for doctors who take your insurance, are located nearby and are a good fit for any medical need you may have. You got a club foot like Bobby. You have two club feet, double club. Go out to the club and they're highly rated by verified patients. By the way. You can see that that is probably the most helpful thing. You see someone, a real human going, this is what experience I had and I liked it very much. Go to him or her and appointments.

[Andrew Santino]

Made through Zocdoc guys. Also happens fast, typically within just 24 to 72 hours of booking. You can even score same day appointments.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop putting all those doctors appointments and go to zocdoc.com bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated doctor today.

[Andrew Santino]

That's Zocdoc.com Bad Friends Zocdoc.com Bad Friends Talk Space. You know guys, I, you know, as a kid I went through massive amounts of trauma and without my therapy through Talkspace I wouldn't have been able to work them out like EMDR and literally talking to somebody about it and it really lifts all that weight from your body.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the best part about therapy. It can be costly, but Talkspace is changing that game. It's affordable and in network with most insurance providers and most insured members have a zero dollar copay. Look, it gets expensive. I go to physical therapy every single week. And mental therapy is also something I take very serious. And Talkspace is the leading, they're the leading virtual therapy provider. It makes getting the help that you need easy, accessible and affordable. And we've talked about it before. You can do it from anywhere. Your car, your house, Bobby loves his bathtub, rooftop, anywhere, wherever you are, whenever you are, you should talk to someone about whatever you got going on.

[Andrew Santino]

And Talkspace Therapy and psychiatry are covered by many insurance plans and employers. Most insured members have a zero dollar copay.

[Bobby Lee]

You can easily sign up online and get paired with a licensed provider. That's right fit for your needs, typically within 48 hours. You can also switch providers at no extra cost.

[Andrew Santino]

Toxpace makes getting help convenient because you can take your appointments from the comfort and privacy of your own home.

[Bobby Lee]

As a listener of this podcast, you're going to get 80 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talkspace.com bad friends and enter promo code space80 to match with the licensed therapist. Today go to talkspace.com bad Friends. Enter the promo code space80 to get $80 off your first month and show your support for the show.

[Andrew Santino]

That's talkspace.com bad friends promo code space80. You gotta get a dance.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like the dances? What do you say when they're dancing?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm so funny, I make everyone laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're cracking jokes. Oh yeah, you're doing material.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I go like one girl was, oh, hot dog. No, no, don't do that. This girl was like looking up at this ceiling.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there a ghost? Is that your grandfather? Right? She goes, what are you Talking about, keep looking up there. You know you communicate with your family while she's riding. Yeah, yeah. She's like, no, silly. You know, I mean, I make people laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that, I mean then they, then it's more endearing.

[Andrew Santino]

And I always go up front. I always, you know, I'm going to give you a tip. She. I haven't done anything. I know, but I want to let you know that. So you can go extra just in terms of gyrating and stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, more gyration.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I like gyrations. But anyway, yeah. You know, I'm going through a phase right now. I think that. Oh. So a couple of things. So I went and saw Bong.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's talk about that photo you sent me.

[Andrew Santino]

What photo?

[Bobby Lee]

You never looked that happy with me. You with Bong Joon.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you, are you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the happiest.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you Academy Award winning director.

[Bobby Lee]

Now you sound like him.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how, that's how that feels.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what it is?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Bong makes you nervous, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

He made me nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

But this. So there was.

[Bobby Lee]

You have the photo. Bring up that photo of him and Bug.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, but can I tell you, Can I tell you the embarrassing thing that happened and I left early. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

You called me.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I tell you what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

You called me on the phone and I was like, you should just go back.

[Andrew Santino]

No. So I'm sitting there. So I'm with, you know, Scoot and Sosi.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're a sosie bacon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And Scoot, you know, he was in. I forgot Scoot's last name. He was in a complete unknown. Woody Guthrie. He played Woody Guthrie. Oh yeah, yeah. Scoot's so talented, right? So Scoot and I. So I'm standing there with Bong. Let me, I'm gonna get to a story. And then I take a photo with Bong. I meet his son. Everyone's super nice to me. And one of his producers, like maybe we'll use in something. Something like this. He's never going to happen. But anyway, so then now Scoot gets in. And so me and so me and so. See, back up. So we're just talking amongst. Are you listening?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You already told me the story.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So I'm telling you the story. So we're sitting talking and then this director comes up. I'm gonna tell you who it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Say it.

[Andrew Santino]

I, I, I. She told me who was a director. I didn't even know who he was. So he walks up and he goes And I forgot what it was. But he goes, I love you and dilithium or something like that to me. I go, oh, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

You were good in dilithium.

[Andrew Santino]

And he goes. So then he goes, my daughter especially likes your performance in that, you know, you're really good. I go, oh, yeah, good. And so I lean up and grab a taco from, like, somebody with a tray. And then Sosie goes, what are you getting so nervous about? I'm like, nothing. The drugs are still there. And she goes, was it live action or animation? I go, live action. And then the guy goes, no, it was animation. He goes, you weren't in that, were you? Wow. And I. And I go, no. And he goes, why'd you lie? I go, I don't know what else to do. He leaves, so sees red as a.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't do anything wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I did. I wasn't in dilithium or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you were in dilithium.

[Andrew Santino]

I could have just said you. You're mistaken. I was right. But, like, why did I say yes?

[Bobby Lee]

Because you were in dilithium.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't remember.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Anyway, and then it was so awkward, me and Sozy and I. And I got mad at her, like, if you would hadn't asked.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If it was live action or animation. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Let it go.

[Andrew Santino]

I grabbed to get a taco from the thing that was your out. I didn't read it. I go, yet you should have.

[Bobby Lee]

You should have.

[Andrew Santino]

You. Me.

[Bobby Lee]

But also, who asks, was it live action or animation? Who gives a shit? She buried you because she was nervous too, because she knew that you weren't in dilithium. That's why she knew your credits. She goes, bobby wasn't.

[Andrew Santino]

I wonder what was called. Maybe I'll text her. But anyway, so I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

This is.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so this.

[Bobby Lee]

This is more remarkable.

[Andrew Santino]

This is more remarkable. Okay. Can I tell.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So. So you know these. God, dude, it's ozempic.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

It's ozempic. You know, it's not vomit.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's just pure.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it's vomit air. Ptsd.

[Andrew Santino]

It's vomit air. Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. So what I'm saying is, is that.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the chills.

[Andrew Santino]

So these. Sometimes I get invited to fancy Asian events.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I mean, like, you do mafia shit like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like, this is mafia shit.

[Andrew Santino]

So I'm walking to this event, this Korean guy. Nice. Super nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Such a sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

He comes in, he goes, dude, I'm your legend. That's what he says to me. Shucks. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Shucks.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what we say, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Shocks.

[Andrew Santino]

Shucks. You know, because actually I went to high school with your boy Andrew. I go, oh, yeah, Like. But, like, not in the same class. He goes, no, same class.

[Bobby Lee]

No, same class, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, cool. And he goes, yeah. I don't know if he knows me.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. Of course I know him.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but he's. That's what he said. He goes, I don't know if he remembers me.

[Bobby Lee]

Remembers me. Yeah, maybe that.

[Andrew Santino]

But we. I go, well, how close were you? He goes, we're on the same basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

We play basketball together.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Doug.

[Andrew Santino]

Doug, Doug, Doug. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Doug suck.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And I go, well, has Andrew reached out to you since you've been like, nah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. And what then did you say? Have you reached out to him? And what did he say?

[Andrew Santino]

You're in the position of power. You should reach out.

[Bobby Lee]

First of all, he's a very powerful producer in Hollywood. You told me he just.

[Andrew Santino]

He just turned powerful. Okay, okay. You're not getting what I'm saying, Dan.

[Bobby Lee]

See this?

[Andrew Santino]

No, this is not trump. This is not Trump.

[Bobby Lee]

But you don't understand. What? You don't understand. Just because you could control. You could reach out to Doug. No, you should be reaching out. Why aren't you reaching a Doug anyway? Is it because he's Asian?

[Andrew Santino]

Can I ask you guys this, though, right? Are there positions of power? Like, for instance, when I. At the event, Bong walked up to me. I didn't walk up to Bong.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, hot shot, Fancy Bob.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

Bong walks up to me.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not how I said it. I.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait. People walk up to me. I don't walk up to people. Dude, it's so good. It's working. It's working. You. You are. Anyway, you do Trumpy. And so he got.

[Andrew Santino]

You're just deflecting.

[Bobby Lee]

They work up. They walk up to me.

[Andrew Santino]

Because of how poorly you treated this man.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why he literally called me. Bobby goes, how? I asked him, have you talked to Andrew? He goes, no. And he goes, I haven't really reached out. He probably doesn't even know I'm out here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Literally, what I said.

[Andrew Santino]

But don't get mad about this next part. Please don't get mad about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

And I don't want this to be cut out, Andreas, because, you know, sometimes the truth must be told.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, tell the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She goes, oh, what is he doing there? I go, he's. I think he produced Minori, the Steven Yun movie. And he. This guy goes, interesting.

[Carlos]

Oh, my.

[Andrew Santino]

As if to go, maybe I didn't. I should have reached out earlier.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what I said? This is really good at you lying.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm really not that.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, he produced Minori. And then you go, I I don't know, man. I had to look it up. I don't know. So then I looked it up going, he did. That's wild.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but when he did, he went. The tone was this. Maybe I fucked this up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. First of all, I want to be in Bad Lie. Bad Lie.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to be.

[Guest]

Maybe he reached out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, maybe he reached out. Now. Shut the fuck up.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut the fuck up, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut the fuck up. No, you know what? I thought, let's move on. I thought, that's interesting that he produced Minority. I wanted to look it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you hear it, though?

[Bobby Lee]

No, my point is wrong. You are wrong. My point is I didn't know he was a producer.

[Andrew Santino]

Town been here for years. No connection. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we weren't. And then we weren't friends.

[Andrew Santino]

How are you not friends with somebody you're on a basketball team with?

[Bobby Lee]

My high school had 3,000 people. What the.

[Andrew Santino]

There's 3,000 people on a basketball team. What kind of basketball is this?

[Bobby Lee]

We played on the team. Yeah, we played on the school. Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with?

[Andrew Santino]

There's 400 center forward. Anybody wrestle with 400 center forwards? A thousand guards.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the worst gas.

[Andrew Santino]

Whatever you're talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you friends with anybody you wrestle with?

[Andrew Santino]

We also happen to have 150.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you friends with anybody you wrestled with? Are you friends with anybody?

[Andrew Santino]

Tony Matusi.

[Bobby Lee]

Call him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Call him right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Call Tony.

[Andrew Santino]

Art Kimball.

[Bobby Lee]

Call him.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I know the name.

[Bobby Lee]

I dare you to call one.

[Andrew Santino]

And if our Kimball lived in la. I know it.

[Bobby Lee]

Call one.

[Andrew Santino]

If our Kimball produced Yellowstone, I'd be in that.

[Bobby Lee]

Call them.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

You call them.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah, I would be the yellow in the stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a gaslighting liar. You're not friends with anybody. Friends with anybody.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not even real.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not even a good friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, let's move on.

[Bobby Lee]

Kimball was arrested from Poway High School. Competed in that 191 weight pound class, fifth round.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No.

[Andrew Santino]

How do I not know Tony Matusi? Look up Tony Matusi.

[Bobby Lee]

What's his phone number?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Bring out his phone number. I want to see the last time you texted with him.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't need to text him. He lives in my house in a spare room.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, I'm like. You're friends with everyone you went to school with. That's insane. That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

But I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I know who he was, too. I said I knew him.

[Andrew Santino]

And if I'm. Listen.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, You. You don't get to do that. You don't get to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's calm ourselves for a second. I want to be the voice of reason. Okay. And I want to calm this level down.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, do it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, see, I need your attitude to be different.

[Bobby Lee]

You see that.

[Andrew Santino]

That I'll do what I want Chicago thing. Yeah. I mean the streets thing. So when I want to say this. Stop. Calm down. I'm from the suburbs.

[Bobby Lee]

How come you didn't connect with this guy from high school from 25 years ago? We don't know each other. We didn't. We didn't. I don't know anybody went to high school. I know three people from high school.

[Andrew Santino]

You weren't friends with certain kinds of people in high school.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me. Can I ask you another question? Another question without anger.

[Bobby Lee]

I kept it right. For. I kept it white. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

How many. How many Koreans were at your school in high school?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even know.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

A pretty. A good amount. You know, there were more black. There were more black and Indian.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Because he didn't like them.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I definitely.

[Andrew Santino]

There are 62, 000 Korean origin in Chicago. Right.

[Carlos]

You would have never known.

[Bobby Lee]

62 grand is nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. It's like an anomaly. So if there was a unicorn on my wrestling team, I would know the unicorn.

[Carlos]

Trump.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If there was a unicorn.

[Andrew Santino]

I know the one unicorn. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I used to be friends with unicorns. They're the greatest of corns.

[Andrew Santino]

So if there was. If you have one Korean on your basketball. How many Koreans play basketball?

[Bobby Lee]

Almost none.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like having Doc play fucking badminton. I would know if Doc played badminton.

[Bobby Lee]

If you also played with him.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that's my point is the one Korean of all of Illinois played basketball. You would put that ingrained in your mind.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not even Korean. That's the worst part about it.

[Andrew Santino]

He is Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's not.

[Andrew Santino]

What is he?

[Bobby Lee]

He's half.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the other half.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the other half?

[Bobby Lee]

God knows.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's why? You don't know him. I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Doug, if you're listening, he's not. Yeah. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

He's producing Minori too.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Anyway, Doug, good to meet you, and maybe we can do some work together. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Doug, how come you didn't reach out to me? Buddy, you come to my fucking city, you don't reach out to me.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. It's power dynamics, but we. Let's move on.

[Bobby Lee]

What's power dynamics?

[Carlos]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobby Lee]

You keep saying. I'll tell you, that's something you take pride in. You really like power?

[Andrew Santino]

I love it. I love what you're doing, dude. Oh, this is this kind of episode. We haven't done one of these in a while. Okay, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

This is what you do, though.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you, you love. If I have to teach you things, I must teach you things.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

How about power dynamics? I was in Dallas a week ago, remember?

[Bobby Lee]

I do, right?

[Andrew Santino]

I went to a 12 step meeting. Just a local, you know, afterwards, you know, people smoke outside, right? And I go, hey, you guys want a fellowship? That's what we do. So we all went to a Denny's, me and these local AA people.

[Bobby Lee]

There's nothing else open.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there wasn't. Was late, right? And then I got the bill and they were all like, hey, dude, there's eight of us. I go, I know. Power dynamics. We don't know that. I go, yeah. It's like, I had to give him this example. If I.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like when you take. If other addicts to a Denny's after they. And you're.

[Andrew Santino]

No one's saying, listen to my point.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

So if I go out to eat with David Spade, I have never paid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just the power dynamics of the situation.

[Bobby Lee]

See, that. That's foolish.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not foolish.

[Bobby Lee]

I pay. I pay with Spade.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, every time I offer, he says.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just get. I just hand her my card before he get. Before he can.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well, that's. You're ruining the power dynamics.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're so.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't understand.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe in equal pay. I believe in equal pay.

[Andrew Santino]

Equal pay. You believe in equal pay? Equal pay. I'm gonna do.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so. Okay, well, Macon, after this, let's go to Mastros and you pay for the bill.

[Bobby Lee]

He can now. He can afford it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can.

[Andrew Santino]

You can. Would you be able to afford 500 to pay for all three of us? I could. It Would.

[Bobby Lee]

It would be a damn.

[Andrew Santino]

A damp. But you would be. There would be a thing in your mind, why am I paying? Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

But you have to learn.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not about learning.

[Bobby Lee]

No. That's how life.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to learn.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to pay.

[Andrew Santino]

It would force me to work harder.

[Bobby Lee]

And become a better person.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's why he's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the America. I love.

[Andrew Santino]

America.

[Bobby Lee]

Work harder.

[Andrew Santino]

Work harder. Okay, so listen, all right? You're his boy for life. And I get it. Okay? I get it. Let's move on now. Because I'll tell you. I'll tell you. We went from Greece.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You mean to Dog, to Power Dynamics.

[Andrew Santino]

You went to Greece to Dog. And it was too much. So let's go back to musicals.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. We don't like it. There's some movies and there's some movies that I have not seen that were classics.

[Bobby Lee]

That are musicals.

[Andrew Santino]

No, in general. Like Eyes Wide Shut. I've never seen it. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's a little strange.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it good?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, how have you not seen that?

[Andrew Santino]

I've never seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't like masks at party.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

[Andrew Santino]

Covet mask. Yeah. I don't want to get sick.

[Carlos]

And your eyes are wide shot.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. No. That joke really hit me home. It hit because it was good.

[Bobby Lee]

It worked.

[Andrew Santino]

It did work.

[Bobby Lee]

The kids got some zingers.

[Andrew Santino]

He got some zingers. But it was real brutal.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. We'll hit him back. Hit him back.

[Andrew Santino]

I won't, because that's not who I am. That's not who I am. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Power Dynamics. You don't punch down.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, don't punch down.

[Bobby Lee]

You only punch up.

[Andrew Santino]

But that was very funny. Eyes Wide Shut it. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Fancy's looking good, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

He looks. Not the hair.

[Bobby Lee]

The hair does look good.

[Carlos]

The hair looks good.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it does look good. And. And also. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Just wait. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Just wait for me to be the hottest man on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

But, you know, we know the genetics, so.

[Bobby Lee]

A span.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. So you can do whatever you want, you know, I mean, put Botox fill your head.

[Bobby Lee]

So you don't think he's a handsome guy at all, no matter what he does.

[Andrew Santino]

He's sort of like a. Un. Kind of a look.

[Bobby Lee]

You do look political right now, you.

[Andrew Santino]

Know, I mean, like, you know, somebody that. Not even the head guy around the circle of.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's at the embassy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, some embassy. But he's like the fifth row of a guy, taking notes. Like, you're not a leader, right? I mean, but you're involved. I mean, you probably make about 90,000 a year internationally.

[Bobby Lee]

Counselor.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's a consular counselor today.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they have to submit this parking ticket for. Yeah, he does a lot of paper pushing. Hey, they found this mummy with gold. Look up.

[Andrew Santino]

We could talk about Giza, too. About the Giza?

[Bobby Lee]

About Gaza?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no, Giza.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

The Giza pyramid.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the Giza pyramid.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what happened, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, you don't know what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

What happened in Giza?

[Andrew Santino]

Do you guys know what happened? No. Are you fucking out of your minds, dude?

[Bobby Lee]

Google it. What happened in Giza? The pyramids, did they fall? No, dude, they found a. Oh, the under.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the under. The Under. This.

[Carlos]

Okay. I don't know if it's fucking true.

[Andrew Santino]

It is true.

[Bobby Lee]

What is this? A vast underground city was found below. Egypt's keys appear.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the pillars.

[Bobby Lee]

Surprise, surprise.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the pillars.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they look like 911?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Look at the pillars there.

[Bobby Lee]

Twin towers.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so what they discovered. But. So zoom into that photo. There's two mile long, these tubes that go down with these spiral staircases that go down into other compartments. Two miles down.

[Bobby Lee]

Two miles.

[Andrew Santino]

Two miles down.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, Google that. Two mile. Go to the article so I can read.

[Andrew Santino]

It's in kilometers. I don't know. The. The.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How many miles down?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, speculating. An entire city buried under the great pyramids of Giza.

[Carlos]

Speculating.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

A team of Italian and Scottish scientists. I'm out.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Okay, zoom back up.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, come on.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's very fun. The Italians, you're very good at accents. So this is what they discovered.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What is that? And it's a. It's. They. They have technology where they have, you know, infrared technology where they can scan things. And this is what they're scanning. The technology is legit.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the article, please.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Just so we can see this. This is incredible. If this is real, this is wild.

[Andrew Santino]

It's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

And Italian scientists have unveiled the shocking results of the research about the pyramids of giza in Egypt. 4,500-year-old wonder of the world team claims that there's an entire city buried underneath the pyramids. An entire city. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Experimental research, the Karafe project. And let's see here. 3D images go down a little bit. You can see. Wow. How they built stairs around the pillars, huh? Yeah, 3D models.

[Andrew Santino]

But these tubes are the most interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Part, 420 miles above the. Wait. The team relied on two satellites 420 miles in outer space to come down. Go down. I want to see how far down they go underground. Look at that. 6,500ft across. They go down approximately 2100ft.

[Andrew Santino]

How much is that?

[Bobby Lee]

2100Ft is just under like a half a mile.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I was wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Fifth.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, half a mile is long.

[Bobby Lee]

We do it. Half a mile is so long.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's so long.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so deep. So 2,000ft underground is insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And then below that though are these other buildings.

[Bobby Lee]

Dr. Zahi Hawass, a prominent archaeologist.

[Andrew Santino]

He's my favorite doctor, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're not going to like him. After this former minister of anti antiquities called out the research, said it was completely wrong and was fake news.

[Andrew Santino]

He accused I don't like him.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's methadone.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He said it's not correct.

[Andrew Santino]

One guy. Yeah, I mean Rogan talks about it and he's usually right.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he? Professor Lawrence Connors, a professional geophysical archaeologist and ground penetrating radar expert. Dismiss the theory of vast city under the pyramids. It's just a huge exaggeration. So a lot of these guys are saying no. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But however, I believe you. So if you tell me it's there, I believe it's there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I've been doing a lot of researching on my own time.

[Bobby Lee]

You do? You are?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And via. Through the Internet.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Via the Internet.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, Via the Internet. And I've come to a conclusion. I believe that it's half correct at least.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you ever live in an underground city?

[Andrew Santino]

I have dreams about it.

[Bobby Lee]

You do?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God.

[Bobby Lee]

I think about it all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I have dreams about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Like then the way that goonies found that waterfall and the go. I wanted that so bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too. What would you have down there?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, me too.

[Bobby Lee]

So collection of so many fun things.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, so I would.

[Bobby Lee]

Just a wall of dildos to use whenever you need them.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not it.

[Andrew Santino]

What I would do is if I had a city, I would have one area where I would look like outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. So basically they would look like above ground.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean above ground. Like so I would have like panels, right. Like you know, imax, tricking people into thinking they're thinking that it's outside. Because I'm gonna have dogs on there, right? So my dogs now can they survive? Yeah, because it's going to be vast.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And a Greek grass.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you gonna have Grass underground?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you grow it?

[Andrew Santino]

There's soil down there.

[Bobby Lee]

What about light? Sunlight. Uv, Aluminescent.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly what I meant.

[Bobby Lee]

Aluminoles.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And great band.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

With the illuminescence.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's very dark. Gothic.

[Bobby Lee]

Very gothic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. And then what else? Yeah. I would also have, like a steam room situation.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask why are we doing this underground? It could be above ground. All this stuff could be above ground.

[Andrew Santino]

Because of my fantasies. I did something wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I did something wrong on Earth.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a man on the run, Right?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a man on a run, but I have billions of dollars in my fantasy. So I built this underside ground city, much like Lex Luthor in the original Superman movie.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you get people down there? How do you convince people to go down there?

[Andrew Santino]

No one goes down there. I have dogs down there.

[Bobby Lee]

You're alone?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I have a llama. A dog. You know, I mean, other things.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you going to do about love and sex and relationships?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's the same as now. Nothing with the dogs? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Just the dogs?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you talk to the dogs?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You have full conversations with them? Yeah, yeah, I've done that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I talk to my dog in the morning.

[Andrew Santino]

Not just, I go, I, how are you?

[Bobby Lee]

See, I ask her philosophical questions.

[Andrew Santino]

Like what? I'm your dog? That's not a dog?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, that's my dog. Oh, hey, cubs. Hey, what do you think? Do you think that the polar ice caps are actually melting? Like a surprise, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you want food? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

That's right. Our good friend McCone here in the studio loves Factor and he eats them so much. Honestly, I'm getting tired of hearing about it. We Love it too. But this guy brags about it constantly. He's like, is there any more factor? Some more factor? No, dude, stop stealing our factor.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we do.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Shopify.com bad friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, what's your dog's trigger word?

[Andrew Santino]

They don't understand any of my words.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Stop. They don't know. No, they don't know. They don't know any of it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she's.

[Bobby Lee]

My dog's insane that if I say. If I say your boyfriend's coming this weekend, she knows it's my cousin. It's my cousin Luke that comes and watches sometimes. I'll go, I think your boyfriend's gonna be here this weekend. She'll be dead asleep and I'll go, man, I think your boyfriend might come by.

[Andrew Santino]

In fear. No, I don't trust Luke.

[Bobby Lee]

So excited. No, he's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he's. Oh, yeah. And she gets good.

[Bobby Lee]

She's sprints downstairs and stares out the window thinking that he might be there.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do that teaser.

[Bobby Lee]

I. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I Mean, that's up.

[Bobby Lee]

Got to keep her on her toes.

[Andrew Santino]

Is somebody here?

[Carlos]

No, no, I was just taking a drink of coffee.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I heard a woman's voice.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's what I heard.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello? This. This thing might be haunted. This studio.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Cuz I've been in here sometimes working after hours, and I just feel an eerie feeling in my stomach. I understand somebody was killed here.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand, but whom?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, man, but it feels that way.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. It's not old enough to be haunted.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think this building. Yeah, 88. Built in 88.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Not old enough.

[Bobby Lee]

You think people die in the 80s?

[Andrew Santino]

I think hauntings take forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Some ghost from 1989 just doing coke.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, maybe just like. Yeah, yeah, maybe. What else do you hear late at.

[Bobby Lee]

Night here or at home?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, at home.

[Bobby Lee]

I hear my house is haunted.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

100.

[Andrew Santino]

This is what I do. I'll be sleeping and I'll take my phone, put the light on. You know, I mean, the light and zoom. My room.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that. See, that's creepier to me because then the. Then the shadows from the nooks and the crannies of that.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but if I saw a woman like this, I mean, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like, lady, I'm celibate. You gotta get out of here. What is that? Orbs.

[Carlos]

Ghost orbs.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I've seen orbs. I've seen orbs.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you know what? Our orbs, dude, I'll tell you. I'll tell you about orbs. You want to know everything about orbs. I don't know much about it, but. So there was a comic named Charles Fleischer.

[Bobby Lee]

Do I know him?

[Andrew Santino]

He was before your time. But when I did the. In the early 2000s, he was around a lot. And he was the voice of Roger Rabbit.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I remember this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've actually met this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So Fleischer. So Fleischer would be in the green room in the main room, and he'd have his cameras out, several cameras, to take photos of alien orbs or different ghostly orbs. And he would show me, like, hey, Lee, look. They always call me Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Look, Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Lee, look. There's orbs in here. And we always thought it was a little unsavory because we're about to go up.

[Bobby Lee]

You're about to go on stage.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And the Fleischman.

[Andrew Santino]

But he was really into that.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he still around?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So he was a part of that. I feel so bad about this.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he passed away. No, he's alive.

[Andrew Santino]

He's alive. No, he was a part.

[Bobby Lee]

You say no.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He was a part of that group when Adam Ego took over, and he did that. That brutal, like, you know, I mean, clean house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They'll spring cleaning and.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but he. Anyone overage age. A certain. It's. There's some that was like. You know, I mean, like, argus and people that. Obviously, there were people that were. We couldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, grandfathered in.

[Andrew Santino]

Grandfathered in. But there was a host of them where he called and said, you guys don't call in. You're not gonna get spots.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

And it broke so many people's hearts. But I think as a. As a. You know, I mean, a booker, you have to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's why people always hate bookers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because they have to do all the grunt work.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, like these guys, they do all the grunt work, and we hate them.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you have to be our filter of no's.

[Carlos]

I know. We had a conversation about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. So can we talk about adolescence real quick? I know you haven't seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you can, but I don't.

[Guest]

Incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

You loved it.

[Guest]

One shot I've seen in years.

[Andrew Santino]

Each episode is one shot.

[Bobby Lee]

I've heard this. I heard about the rehearsal processes, and it's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

The kid in it. My God. Incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

How old is this young man?

[Guest]

13?

[Andrew Santino]

13? 14.

[Bobby Lee]

13?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Never done anything before.

[Bobby Lee]

What the were we doing at 13?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Stephen Graham's in that. I love.

[Andrew Santino]

He's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

He wrote it, right, didn't he?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's incredible. Brad Pitt produces it.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's the kid.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Brad Pitt?

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's the kid actor.

[Bobby Lee]

Jamie. Wait, what? Owen Cooper?

[Guest]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

This kid is incredible, but he's never.

[Bobby Lee]

Done anything about this. Good for him. It's nice to get a break out the gate. So just like us. That's what we had.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Each.

[Andrew Santino]

Epic breaks. Each episode is literally one shot. And I don't think there's any cheats. I think it's one shot.

[Bobby Lee]

They do two takes, I heard. No, no, no. It's one shot. They do two takes.

[Guest]

Two takes a day for a week. So 10. 10 shots. 10 takes.

[Bobby Lee]

10 takes, yeah. So two shots a day. They do two shots, right?

[Andrew Santino]

They do two episodes.

[Bobby Lee]

Two takes.

[Andrew Santino]

Two episodes a day. And they pick the best one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Two takes a day.

[Carlos]

Of the same.

[Guest]

Of the same episode.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And they pick It.

[Andrew Santino]

They pick it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So couldn't do a one hour. That'd be insane.

[Andrew Santino]

That means impossible.

[Bobby Lee]

We could do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, so there's always like that one guy 30 minutes into it who has two lines. If I was that guy, like hiding behind a wall, knowing I had to come around, you see?

[Guest]

No Koreans in the show.

[Bobby Lee]

It's true. Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

I would be repeating my lines. You know what I mean? Cuz you would.

[Bobby Lee]

Back to the hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Welcome to the. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Back to the hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

Welcome back. Yeah, yeah. You making fun of me? Get the wrong missy.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're doing the wrong Missy thing. No, I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you know what? I'm just throwing out a line.

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, no, dude, I was throwing out a line. I don't know what. What Missy thing? What are you saying? What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Marcelo did that too. Hernandez, two weeks ago.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that kid.

[Andrew Santino]

He's like. You've been in movies ago. Oh, great job on wrong Missy. Welcome to the hotel. So you.

[Bobby Lee]

What's his problem?

[Andrew Santino]

Your problem. Anyway, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome to the hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, here's. But here's what I want people to know. Going. I'm not going to tell you what the premise of the thing. People basically know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we know what the premise is. I mean, it's on the end.

[Andrew Santino]

But you know, when I first saw it, because I had knew nothing about it, I thought it was a whodunit.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a murder mystery.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Right, right. And with that lens, it's. It doesn't work with that lens. Right. But then when you look at it for what it is, it's brilliant.

[Bobby Lee]

See, it's interesting because now there's a lot of murder mysteries are back now. Like the Shonda Rhimes show is very popular.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like Clue meets Knives Out.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But dude, those things are hits. That's what we need to make. We need to make bad friends who done it.

[Guest]

Yeah, I'll be fun.

[Bobby Lee]

That. That's what we need to do. Because honestly, how much fun would it be if, you know, McCone was dead?

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I would have. I was gonna go to him first, but it's too easy because I wanna. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's suspect. And also you need him. And he need to be a shady character throughout that you can keep tagging and going. This guy could have done it because look, look at the. Look at the lifestyle he's living.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Look what he's up to.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, so he's got to be a.

[Bobby Lee]

Guy that we people suspect 100%. He's a big. Through.

[Andrew Santino]

Who does it at the end, though?

[Bobby Lee]

That's interesting. Who does it at the end?

[Guest]

Joel.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Jules is too predictable.

[Andrew Santino]

Too predictable.

[Bobby Lee]

Too predictable. McCone. No. You don't have the balls. And that's what we'll say.

[Andrew Santino]

You're the one that's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How can you kill yourself? Oh, that's the. Who done it.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Andrew Santino]

At the end, he just killed himself, guys. That's. By the way, Fred is going to come down.

[Bobby Lee]

What a huge letdown.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the biggest letdown ever.

[Bobby Lee]

That would be like, the worst M. Night Shyamalan spin of all time. He's. He's got a rope around his head, and you're like, who's doing. He's just sitting there jerking off. Like, chokes himself out.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so this is what you need, though, in this. Right. It can't just be us. We have to have, like, maybe 20 people flowing.

[Bobby Lee]

Cast of people.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To come and go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then I don't know who does it. It. I would think that maybe Jesse.

[Bobby Lee]

You think Jet Ski would do it? She. She's a tough sell for me. Like, she don't know if she has that evil flip.

[Andrew Santino]

So Dax have to be in the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's somebody that people are like, maybe, you know, But I think ultimately the biggest surprise would be you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the murderer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Now that lines up. You and I can't be the murderer. It seems too obvious that one of us is the murderer. Bring in your brother, Steve Andreas. Andres also doesn't have the balls.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't have the ball.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a big talker. Small.

[Guest]

Have the resentment, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why you're a good suspect. That's. That's how these things work.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. You're a good suspect.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, like George. George would be the. One of a prime suspect for being a murderer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I couldn't have murdered.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean? Like, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Any police investigator would be like, well, this guy did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It would have to be someone like, oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

I know who did it. Turn around.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. My mom.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's mom.

[Andrew Santino]

That would be the biggest shock. I think you're right. That would be the biggest. It's just.

[Bobby Lee]

You see me in a room with a knife.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I remove my own skin to reveal I'm Bobby. Mom underneath.

[Andrew Santino]

That's funny. And that's her line. She pulls off she goes, I'm Bobby Mom. And she's. I'm Bobby Mom. Right. But there's no motive.

[Bobby Lee]

None.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, why would she kill. She doesn't even know Makoni.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't matter. She just gets right back on her iPad.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's that kind of movie I like, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Up to the audience to figure out why. What's the purpose?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the depth of this?

[Andrew Santino]

And I. And I. I discover it, you know, I discover it at the end.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I have a, you know, really. Scene. And, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're emotional. I like that. Dude, that was good.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't do it yet.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it again. Sorry, I'm not it. Please do it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not in the mood.

[Bobby Lee]

Please do it. And the line is, welcome to the hotel. Okay, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You dug me earlier.

[Andrew Santino]

You dug.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you dug me early.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, I dug you earlier.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop dugging me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. All right. That's good. I deserved it.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so that's good. Who Done It?

[Bobby Lee]

I think we should do who Done It. Murder mystery.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I really would love to.

[Andrew Santino]

They are so a Nora 2.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And let me clear the air.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I actually didn't hate the movie. I just. I just need more. I need more spins. You need to spin me out more emotionally thrust me if you're gonna give me a heartbreaking story.

[Andrew Santino]

I love being spinned around.

[Bobby Lee]

Spin me around, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Spin me. I wanted to see more. Also, the Armenians in the movie are not even mean. Oh, have you ever met a Armenian? Yeah, they were like, you've never met him. I take it as sushi. Right up the street.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It just was different. What do you got back that you're fuddling around with?

[Carlos]

Oh, we got some stuff for Bobby because he keeps talking about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, this is old fairy donut. And the gold.

[Andrew Santino]

How old are these?

[Bobby Lee]

They just got them Today?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Today.

[Andrew Santino]

Today.

[Carlos]

Yeah, of course.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're saying they're not good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Incorrect. We rewind the tape. I said that I prefer an old school, run of the mill donut shop.

[Andrew Santino]

So do you have an old school donut, too?

[Guest]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

This is fun.

[Bobby Lee]

This is really good. And this is an old fairy donut and a Holy Grail donut.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's got. Which one did you get? A Winchell's. Winchell's. Fantastic. It's exactly what I like. An old school windshield.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you're gonna know the difference once you Put it in your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course I will. Said she's.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but the shittiest one. You're. Just to prove your point, you go. Oh, the.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I promise I won't.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so give me a. You have a plate.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we don't need plates. You just. Just give me one.

[Andrew Santino]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

You think this.

[Guest]

When have you used a plate?

[Bobby Lee]

That's also. That's also very true.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so you're just gonna take a bite of it. There's no closing your eyes or anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, well, the guys could have set it up differently, but they already.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so just give me. Give me. Let me see.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Did you get the good one here from that?

[Bobby Lee]

Of course. Do we have a little knife?

[Andrew Santino]

No, you don't have the one that. With the passage. Alex.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, but do we have a knife? Yeah, just give me a little knife.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. You got the worst ones.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see. Are they really that bad, Macon?

[Carlos]

You know what? I didn't want to get crazy flavors so they wouldn't go bad. I wanted to get basic stuff so that.

[Andrew Santino]

But this is not proving my point. You got the worst ones there.

[Carlos]

No, but the quality.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's not. It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he does. Oh, I understand what he's saying. It's a control. Like it's a scientific experiment.

[Carlos]

Yeah, like they're all the same.

[Bobby Lee]

So what is this called?

[Andrew Santino]

But that's the point. The point is that I. I. I honestly believe that this isn't even fairy donut. If I look it up. No, no, I think you're. No, I. Dude, you. Dude, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah, hold on, dude, hold on. Dude.

[Carlos]

No, no, hold on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now. Dude, no holding. Yeah, very.

[Bobby Lee]

So this is the Holy Grail. This is the one with what?

[Carlos]

Cinnamon, I believe.

[Andrew Santino]

Cinnamon and old fairy donut. Hold on.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, it's a cinnamon and coconut.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so I look at the old fairy donut list.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me that one.

[Andrew Santino]

These donuts are not on the list. You're a liar.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm not.

[Carlos]

Dude, I promise.

[Bobby Lee]

Beat him up. Kick his ass. Dude, I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

They don't have those donuts on the menu.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, it's just glaze.

[Carlos]

Everyone has glaze.

[Andrew Santino]

No, they don't. I've been there. They don't have that.

[Carlos]

No, it was a thing for Postmates. It was a special.

[Andrew Santino]

If I go to Postmates.

[Carlos]

Postmates. Dude, it was an. It was.

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry. Give me that.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me that. Let me try.

[Andrew Santino]

Not real. This is. This is win. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I want to try. It gives too you.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, I'm going to go to Uber Eats. No, I'm going to look it up right now. I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me try it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. You don't try to try yet.

[Carlos]

So passionate about food.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I. I don't like being lied to.

[Bobby Lee]

Here. Well, look at this. Let me try this old fairy donut.

[Guest]

I told you we needed the blind folds.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. So here we go. Okay. I want to go to Old Fairy. Let's see the donut. Let's see.

[Carlos]

That'll be a nice day, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they don't have that in delivery.

[Carlos]

Yeah, on Uber Eats they do. It's an exclusive.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not. No. Okay, how about this? No, no, I'm not eating that. Hold on. No, stop.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me ask you something. Honestly. Look at me right now, dude. Okay. Yeah. On my mother's life.

[Carlos]

Oh, this is an easy one.

[Andrew Santino]

On my. My life. Harder. Yeah, on my life. Is this from Old Fairy Donut?

[Carlos]

On my life, there are.

[Andrew Santino]

On my life.

[Carlos]

On your life, there are old fairy donuts on the table in this box. You don't have to get that specific, Bob.

[Andrew Santino]

In this box?

[Carlos]

In. In a box?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. In this old fairy.

[Carlos]

In this box, the room there are old fairy.

[Andrew Santino]

Not. I'm not around, bro.

[Carlos]

Why is like this, out of all things that making you the most mad?

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's supposed to be a. You mean a contest?

[Guest]

It's a blind test, right?

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And if this is not the actual thing, then I'm gonna lose, bro. My point is, if you like it.

[Carlos]

So much, you would know.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's like there's the PB and J1. There's the Raspberry glaze, lemon, poppy. They don't have shit like that.

[Guest]

Do you remember how much you like the air One water.

[Carlos]

Andrew, how do you like your old fairy?

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta tell you, the Winchell's bag. Winchells. Winchell's is great.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

These are all old fairy donuts, aren't they?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they're not. None of them are.

[Bobby Lee]

These are old fairy, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Real there.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they right there. There they are.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are the real deals.

[Andrew Santino]

These are a holy Grail. These are whole grail.

[Carlos]

I mean, you know what I mean? I don't know why you got so mad.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know either, man.

[Guest]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's pretty crazy, dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so. No, I'll tell you why, dude. Okay, I'LL tell you why. Okay, listen, I'm at a Michelin star. I work for the Michelin star. Yeah, right.

[Carlos]

You're the Michelin man.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, let me. Let me rework it, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Someone at home, a fan, please draw him as the Michelin man and submit it right now. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, what I'm saying is, let's say I own a restaurant. I know the Michelin star guys are coming, right? And then my chef goes, you know what? I'm just gonna go to Arby's, right, And put those on the plate. Yeah, right.

[Carlos]

Bet they will.

[Andrew Santino]

And then they. And then they get no stars, and they get nothing. Right? That's my point. This contest is supposed to be real, okay? To prove a point. But you're trying to trick my mind. Yeah. I mean, and make me look like a fool, and I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me those.

[Andrew Santino]

Here you go.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So this is. This is your beloved.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah.

[Bobby Lee]

What is this?

[Guest]

Fairy. Fairy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, These are the original glazed. And what's this one? That's the pistachio.

[Andrew Santino]

It's matcha.

[Bobby Lee]

I refuse.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's. You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

Eat a matcha donut. That's insane. Get, you nerd. Matcha. It's gross. I'm gonna eat the. The regular. Let me see. Yeah, come get these, please, cuz, before I get so fat that I'm gonna pass out. By the way, it is hard to not continue to eat all these donuts. I do want to keep this one.

[Andrew Santino]

What he just said, Bobby, I can.

[Carlos]

Tell when you start to slow down.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

So you put in a donut, break in it. We're slowing down. We're gonna put the donut thing in there. That's what you're saying? No, I don't know where it's from. I don't trust it.

[Bobby Lee]

It says the Holy. That's the Holy Grail.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, whatever, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want it?

[Andrew Santino]

No. I don't trust you will anyway next time we do some sort of water contest, you know, I mean, or anything like that. Yeah. No deception. Because I want to be able to fight for my right to be the right one.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This isn't a comedy podcast, buddy. This is a food podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but I don't like being deceived.

[Carlos]

Never again shall it happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Coney.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Get this out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll get back to something good in a second.

[Andrew Santino]

We have to get back. Okay. Never again. It's. You know what? It's. Andre Andres is the leader of all this. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you are.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you are. You're the leader of all this.

[Bobby Lee]

This isn't. Hold on. This is incredible. Joe Piscopo in a Miller like commercial. This got. We got tagged on this. This was a mill light commercial from 1987. For people that don't know, Joe Pisco was comedian. He was on Saturday Night Live. Watch it.

[Andrew Santino]

Was Bruce Lee still alive? No.

[Bobby Lee]

In 87.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Didn't he die in, like, the 90s?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't. Okay. I am master of ancient art of.

[Bobby Lee]

Karate, kung fu, and the Chinese chuckle with the run. Amount of centralizing.

[Andrew Santino]

I always reach for called a Miller Light. Life saves the grace. Like, less affirming too. Hey, anybody want the pepperoni? Ancient proverb. Only one light beard.

[Bobby Lee]

Miller Light.

[Andrew Santino]

Amazing, Amazing, amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Why can't we do these campaigns today?

[Andrew Santino]

It's racist.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it?

[Andrew Santino]

A little bit. I can see some people get offended. I would like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's the problem I have with it. He does an accent for almost every line except for Mira Wright. He doesn't even do the funniest one because the product is Miller.

[Andrew Santino]

Like executives at that. Hey, hey, Joe, can you just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You liking what I did on set?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, But, Joe, can you clearly say Miller like you're saying we mirror, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, you guys drink mirror, right?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm white. I'm just an executive.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why'd you see you're white? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys, you look not white.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm tan.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you tired?

[Andrew Santino]

No. There was an eclipse.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there was?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you look up into it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I looked. Right. Yeah. Right into that.

[Bobby Lee]

So don't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I know. My bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In the next take, I'll say it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So next time, can you say. And action.

[Bobby Lee]

Reach for a code. Mirror. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

No. You did it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Did I do it again?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. It doesn't sound like I'm doing.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at me right now. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Miller.

[Bobby Lee]

Mirror.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not mirror. Oh, this is not Snow White. Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.

[Andrew Santino]

Do that. And action. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yebo Stepmother. I think if Disney's gonna remake all those movies, they might as well do it with an Asian accent.

[Andrew Santino]

Speaking of that, thank you for bringing it up. Okay. Yeah. Thank you for bringing that.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Speaking of that, thank you. Do you remember that a couple weeks ago we talked about Snow White?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And he said he was gonna make a certain amount of money.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he did.

[Bobby Lee]

Who said it?

[Andrew Santino]

Andreas I'll bet you a hundred dollars he was wrong. I was right.

[Bobby Lee]

How much money has it made so far? Well, we looked. This is the problem is it's only opening weekend, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's. It did worse than Dumbo.

[Guest]

It's not looking good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the worst opening weekend.

[Guest]

Bobby was scared in the trailer and made me cut that portion of the other episode.

[Bobby Lee]

So that bed is off.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, no. Yeah. Just because you cut the fucking portion out doesn't mean that the bed is off. Yeah, yeah. You don't know. Wait a minute, I was there. We made a bet, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute.

[Carlos]

Yeah, ripped up the ticket.

[Bobby Lee]

You made a bet?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Then you called him and told him to remove something from the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I saw a trailer in the movie theater and I go, oh my God, it might be good.

[Bobby Lee]

It might be good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, right. I didn't recant it. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't recant it out of the episode.

[Andrew Santino]

You know how Disney makes their trailers all magic, majestic and magical?

[Bobby Lee]

Did you make him take it out of the episode?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Bets are off. You didn't stand by it publicly, so then the bets off. That's crazy. You can't, you can't do that. And by the way, yeah, it was a hundred dollars.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, you owe him 50 then.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right. You almost.

[Andrew Santino]

You owe me something.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you own 50, you don't have something. Okay, so it's only made. It made 42 million. What is that, 80, 88 worldwide. And it's a 400 million dollar movie, which means what? Another.

[Guest]

That 270?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's a 400 million dollar film with, with advertising.

[Andrew Santino]

Advertising all the money that's in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They said, they said it's actually north of 400 million.

[Andrew Santino]

So they have to make probably 700 million to.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they'd have to make some close to a billion for this to be like what they want.

[Andrew Santino]

Lucrative. Yeah. Yeah. So it was. And it was. I mean, they're difficult to do live actions based on fucking. Yeah, I mean, based on an IP that's already existed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Guest]

But you don't think it's hard too much?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's easy. It's why they keep doing it. Well, it's easier to do because the scripts are already. I mean the ideas are there.

[Andrew Santino]

But what you can't do is change it is what they try to do.

[Bobby Lee]

And what do they try to change it into?

[Guest]

What reason is the. The two girls didn't like each other.

[Bobby Lee]

The two actresses Isn't Gal Gadot in that? Yeah, she's maleficent.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Guest]

And she's pro Israeli because she was.

[Bobby Lee]

On the Special Forces Time out time. What the does that have to do with Snow White?

[Andrew Santino]

Is Snow White Rachel Zegler's pro. You know, pro Palestine?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a real thing. I've never heard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Yeah. And then, you know, obviously Gal Gadot is Israel.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. But I don't think that. I think what it was was a number of things. Is Rachel.

[Bobby Lee]

Is she. She what? Is she.

[Andrew Santino]

She's Mexican.

[Bobby Lee]

She's Mexican.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. So I want to tell you something. Okay. There's a couple of other elements to it and I think we can keep this in. Yeah, okay. Because I'm very clear about it.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know about the Israel, Palestine part of it. So what? They hated working with each other, obviously.

[Andrew Santino]

So the two things they. They fucked up.

[Guest]

They didn't even want to do a premiere with the two of them.

[Bobby Lee]

It will always be Free Palestine. She writes 5-20- That's 5-17-20. That's 5-21.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a long time ago.

[Andrew Santino]

They shot this a long time ago.

[Bobby Lee]

They shot this four years ago. No, it had to been two years ago.

[Carlos]

This from August 12th.

[Bobby Lee]

I love you all so much. Thank you for the love. And 120 million views on our trailer in just 24 hours. What a whirlwind. I'm in the thick of rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet. So I'm going to get out of here. Bye for now. And always remember, Free Palestine. She says, Rachel ziggler. That was August 12th.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so. But I don't think that that was the main thing. There's two other elements. One of Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage.

[Bobby Lee]

He plays all the Dwarves.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. I said on a good guess. On a talk show. He said, I don't know which one was like, they're doing that Snow White again for these Dwarves. You know, it's old thinking when it comes to the way people look at little people. I think it's yada, yada, yada. Disney took him seriously. So they made the Dwarves just six, you know. Yeah, we already talked about. Right.

[Guest]

Those are not the. They made in all.

[Andrew Santino]

All cg.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's all CGI now after that.

[Andrew Santino]

So that those. Those leaks weren't real.

[Guest]

Yeah, those leaks are part. They're a group of bandits in the movie and. Oh, they are real dwarf in them.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

We just saw an image of it two things ago. There. There they are right there. They're all cgi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they're cgi. They looked. I heard the CG is not good.

[Guest]

Not great.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And then also Rachel Ziegler's comments about, you know, it's not the 50s, you know, I mean, so we don't need a Prince Charming because women can, you know, man. You know, I mean, what.

[Bobby Lee]

What can they do? They can't be president, I'll tell you that.

[Andrew Santino]

But they can. They don't need a Prince Charming to help them in their quest to save them. To save them. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so what's the premise of this film?

[Andrew Santino]

I haven't seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm serious.

[Guest]

What's basically the same movie. It's just she fights.

[Andrew Santino]

There's some controversies in it that I think bogged it down.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's my curiosity is horror.

[Guest]

The comments outside the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

But it can't be the Palestine, Israel, because people over. The people in China that would see this don't give a.

[Andrew Santino]

They don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying. That like the. The billions that would be earned in other parts of the world don't concern themselves with that. You know what I mean? So it's got to be something else. It's got to be the buzz. The buzz.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the dwarves. The sea had scared kids.

[Bobby Lee]

That does look a little creepy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That some of the kids were scared from it. And then they're supposed to be, like, likable. You know, I mean, lovable.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, oh, that. That dwarf on the left. I know him.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. Who is it?

[Bobby Lee]

That is not good. No, no, seriously, I know him. That guy left. Yeah. He's got some charges pending against.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I see.

[Bobby Lee]

That's probably what did this.

[Andrew Santino]

And. And the. And then the third or fourth controversy is people's argument. Well, how can Rachel Ziggler be the prettiest one in that world if Gal Gadot is hotter?

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what people say?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, people are saying that Gal Gadot is prettier. So it doesn't make any sense. But I don't. That could.

[Carlos]

Another Trump thing. People are saying. If you say. People are saying.

[Bobby Lee]

People are saying Ziggler didn't do it for them. Did good. Does it. So the movie. What do we think this thing is gonna. Is gonna cost them? And she's doing Romeo and Juliet now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe Best Romeo and Juliet they ever made. DiCaprio, Leo. It was the best.

[Andrew Santino]

The best.

[Bobby Lee]

The soundtrack was, by the way, incredible. I had this cd. That soundtrack was so good.

[Andrew Santino]

It was so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Look up the music for Romeo and Juliet. Atlanta.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Romeo plus Romeo. What?

[Guest]

Plus?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Romeo plus Juliet. Right. Whatever the. They wanted to.

[Andrew Santino]

That was so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at the soundtrack and tell. Look at this song here. Zoom in a little bit.

[Carlos]

Oh, damn.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Garbage. Number one. Crush was so good. Ooh. Desiree. Butthole Surfers. The Cardigans.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Radio.

[Bobby Lee]

Radiohead. Dude. Dude. This whole thing, this. I remember this movie being like, man, whoever organized the music. In fact, when I first started working my PA Job when I first moved out here, I met the guy at the studio who made soundtracks for the movies.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And they did Bottle Rocket.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love Bottle Rocket.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, man, dude, what? That's the coolest job on earth.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How did you get that? And he was like, oh, I was in a R at another. At a. At a radio. I mean, a record label, and blah, blah. And then I was like, what if I want to do that? And he was like, oh, man, you're not gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

You could, though, because you have a vast knowledge of music.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you know what he said? You have to be sucked into the music world. And then they, like, you know what it is? It's a job. And this is something that, you know, that our audience. It's hard to describe. You know what it is? It's loopers. Do you know loopers?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

People that don't know what a looper is. When you watch a TV show and you just see someone in a bar, there's chatter in the background at the bar that's not real from when they filmed. They have groups of people called loopers that go in every day to the studios and they do background noise, just chatter and talking to fill the spaces of television and film. And they make incredible money. I'm not even fucking kidding. My old neighbor was a looper. And he made fucking a couple hundred grand a year. 10 year, 12 years ago. And he would just go in every day.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Looper.

[Bobby Lee]

He was a looper.

[Andrew Santino]

I love loopers. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at this. 180,000 good movie, too. 180 grand to go in every day. Just talk in the background.

[Andrew Santino]

So I did something gross yesterday. I wasn't gonna bring it up. I don't know why this just brought it up. Tell me if this is wrong. So I'm doing the last day of this movie. I did was so right. So I'm in May, last day of the what? This movie.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in the last day.

[Andrew Santino]

Last. Yesterday was my last day. What's it called New Year's Rev.

[Bobby Lee]

That is a good title.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

New Year's Rev.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Rev.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Rev?

[Andrew Santino]

It's short for Revolution Call.

[Bobby Lee]

Just say the whole thing then.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. It looks. Sounds cooler with New Year's Rev.

[Bobby Lee]

And this is the Green Day movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's produced by Green. Green Day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was written by Lee and.

[Bobby Lee]

And Lee Harvey Oswald.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, dude. But anyway, yeah, those are the kids.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's them as. It's their story.

[Andrew Santino]

The story is. The story is the three kids that were told that they were going to open for Green Day, but when they show up to the Palladium, they were lied to. So they try to sneak in and try to get the opening gig still. And I play a security guard. That's not the point. Okay? The point.

[Bobby Lee]

Security.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I like security guard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Palladium security.

[Andrew Santino]

So they were.

[Bobby Lee]

Welcome to the Palladium.

[Andrew Santino]

So I was. I was sitting in makeup, right? I'm sitting in makeup. And they were playing like, just standard, like rock, like killers, all that stuff in the. In the thing. And I go, why are you playing this rock? They go, well, I mean, we think Billy's coming in, right? I go, you don't do that. And they go, what do you mean? I go, you got to be cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Gotta be cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So I go, put some Brian Eno on, right? He comes out and sits down, right? I already talked to him before, but I started going, yeah. So Brian Eno, you know, he was the keyboardist for the Roxy Music, did the first two albums, became a very prolific. I think I was purposely talking about Brian. Brian Eno to make Billy think they knew about music.

[Bobby Lee]

What did he say?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he was like, yeah, that's right. That's right. He did that. He kind of added on. And then after I was done with my thing, I just kind of went toward it, put my hands in my pocket. Yeah. So what came first? You guys are Jawbreaker, which is another, like three piece, you know, I mean, power. Power puck back.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he hate it?

[Andrew Santino]

I think so, yeah. He knew what I was doing, right? Yeah, yeah. I go, yeah, yeah. But you guys really, you know, you guys really did it, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

He's like, why'd you bring up Job record?

[Andrew Santino]

I was. I don't know. He didn't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet you thinking in his mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you bring it up? I was trying to show off.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm trying to show him that I have some knowledge about music, that we can get some sort of rapport going. Although I've known him for many years, you know, I mean, but it's like, you know, I did a little social things, right, that were gross in my mind at the time. But I don't know if anyone thought knew.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not that big of a deal.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not that big of a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I get your line as a security guard? What's the line?

[Andrew Santino]

I have a lot of lines in it.

[Bobby Lee]

What are they?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I could pull up my sides.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't remember them?

[Andrew Santino]

No, because, I mean, it's. Okay, so let me. Okay. Yesterday's line was, you know, I'm not offended that you snuck in. It's the lying I care about. Like, you don't know Green Day. And then Billy Joel walks by. They go, oh, here's your chance. Hey, Billy Joe, you know this kid, right? And this kid, the kid go. And then Billy actually turns around, goes, oh, I heard your demo. Amazing. And in the midst of their conversation, I'm jealous, right? Because this kid does know, right? So I just got blurred up. I play the keys. I'm in an experimental jazz band. You know, I went to church with Keith Jarrett, which is a random thing. You know what I mean? My name was Otis Wong. Some people call me the Wong. You know what I mean? And he kind of drifts away. And then the kid just goes. Pats me the. You know, in the chest. And he walks away. That was yesterday's. One of the scenes yesterday.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna be good. This is gonna be good.

[Andrew Santino]

I hate that you did this.

[Bobby Lee]

What did I do? Did you read it just like that?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I was just trying to remember, like, think.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's gonna be good.

[Andrew Santino]

I hate what you're doing right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't do anything. I think it's going to be good. Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Am I even in the.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. McKenna, Grace. Jenna Fisher. Mason Thomas. Fred Armiston. Damn, there's a lot of people in there. Angela Kingsley, Kinsley.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Trey. Cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Trae, Cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the whole band is obviously go all the way down to the last credit. That's where I'd be. No, you wouldn't be bar patron.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, you read Matt Westfallen.

[Bobby Lee]

I got a little bit advice to Maurice Quintel. Simmons.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, just.

[Bobby Lee]

Just do more.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you remember any of your lines from Dave?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me one.

[Bobby Lee]

Dave, come on, we have to get back to making the album. The whole show.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

The whole show. Come on, Dave, stop goofing around.

[Andrew Santino]

So it Wasn't that embarrassing what I did?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing that people would do.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's not as embarrassing as the Bong Joon hobby. The director thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think that was that embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

That wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not on you. That's on that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Putting you in that position.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. And I feel like that guy owes me a job.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what he did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He did a simple thing where, you know when someone says like, oh, I've seen that thing that you did, and they're probably thinking of something that you did.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what I'm thinking.

[Bobby Lee]

You think he thought you were in that other. If he liked.

[Andrew Santino]

I think Jimmy Oyang was on it. And he didn't boggle the name.

[Bobby Lee]

No way. You don't look anything like Jimmy. He. I. If he liked that show or movie that much, you really think he wouldn't know who the you are? I think he thought of something else and mistook the title for a thing that you did.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, look, we. I loved you on Wrong Missy with that hotel line.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the line.

[Andrew Santino]

Welcome to the hotel.

[Bobby Lee]

So good you kill it. I can't believe White Lotus didn't call. You're a movie star, man. You've always been a movie star.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a movie star. Anyway, thank you for being a bad friend. It's all ruined. You didn't get the pistachio one. We're gonna cut this whole segment out. I'm gonna get the donuts next time. Okay? We're cutting this out. Okay. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

None of these are windshields. Some of them are those. I know. I can tell.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

And I gotta tell you. Try one of those. Just try one of those in that box. I'm dead serious. Try. Let me see what this is.

[Andrew Santino]

The windshield.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see what they have. Let me see. Which one Ones. Yeah, try that one.

[Andrew Santino]

This is. Okay. Terrible.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so.

[Andrew Santino]

The breading. The breading. Eat the pink one with the breading.

[Bobby Lee]

I love eating the pink one.

[Andrew Santino]

And if you lie about this, I. I'll know.

[Carlos]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.