Bobby Turns 54

Summary

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Bad Friends - “Bobby Turns 54” (Sep 22, 2025)

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Featured Guest: Ashley (Psychic) | Lulu (Friend)
Episode Theme: Bobby’s 54th Birthday – Reflections, Roasts, and a Psychic Reading

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Episode Overview

In this lively, unscripted birthday episode, Bobby Lee celebrates turning 54 with co-host Andrew Santino, family friend Lulu, and a surprise psychic guest, Ashley. The episode moves from classic Bad Friends ribbing and banter, to tender moments about aging, friendship, career, and family, peaking with a humorous but insightful tarot reading. Bobby’s reflections on midlife, love, and work are both touched with silliness and sincerity, giving fans the mix of chaos and heart the show is famous for.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Birthday Roast and Reflections

Timestamps: 01:31 – 15:00

• Andrew surprises Bobby with a (tuneless) Happy Birthday serenade, immediately roasting his age and how much he’s changed since the podcast began.
• Lulu, in classic blunt fashion, hopes Bobby "doesn't die" and reminds him he "looks really old" (02:07).
• Throwback comparisons to early episodes: “It’s like 20 years have passed.” – Bobby (02:57); “You’re like Obama after he left office.” – Andrew (03:00)
• The hosts reminisce about how their appearances have evolved: “You look fatter” – Bobby to Andrew (03:22); “You look skinny mini now.” – Andrew to Bobby (03:30)

2. Pop Culture, Prison Crushes, and Internet Oddities

Timestamps: 04:00 – 08:50

• The gang jokes about Bobby being the "Korean Luigi Mangione," blending true crime and thirst for “hot, bad boys.”
• Andrew discusses viral TikTok/Netflix phenomena about women (and men) writing to prisoners.
• Chat about watching Charlie Sheen’s documentary, and the idea of “trying the whole menu,” relating to sexuality (05:46: “You try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. So you try on the other side.” – Andrew)
• Cat blood vs. Tiger blood bit: “No, you have cat blood. You know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd” – Andrew (06:32)

3. Movies, Scary Movies, and Childhood

Timestamps: 07:59 – 09:15

• Goofy tangent about scariest movies ever:
  • Bobby: “The Exorcist freaked me out the most because I watched it too young.” (08:24)
  • Bobby recalls forbidden childhood media, Lulu describes uncles watching porn in the living room.

4. Birthday Party Talk & Gifts

Timestamps: 09:15 – 13:00

• Bobby wants a mafia-style envelope full of cash as the true sign of respect (09:57).
• Celebrity invites (or regrets): Sia bails by text, and Bobby retells a surreal experience of Sia singing acapella from a balcony during lockdown.
• Ambiguity (and comedy) about surprise party planning and who’s really invited.

5. Heartfelt Moments about Family and Home

Timestamps: 15:05 – 16:27

• Bobby talks about the silence in his house when it’s empty, and how much he appreciates Lulu’s mom for her warmth and domestic skills.
• Sweet, if odd, late-night texts from Bobby’s mom:
  • “Soft night.” (16:37)
  • “Good night. Sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.” (16:41)
  • “Rest in peace, you know.” (16:03)

6. Lulu’s Social Life and ‘Lesbian’ Running Joke

Timestamps: 18:11 – 24:39

• Bobby teases Lulu about her late-night “friend” visits, speculating about her sexuality after catching another car in the driveway at 3am.
• Party stories: Lulu and her friend go to a gay bar; Lulu gives a dollar to a male stripper for a grind (20:10).
• The recurring joke that Bobby announces to family, “I think you’re a lesbian,” always to Lulu’s exasperation.

7. Gifts & The Art of Receiving

Timestamps: 26:15 – 27:53

• Bobby receives birthday gifts: stylish round glasses (which become fodder for jokes), and later, high-end water.
• Awkward, classic Bobby: “I mean, it’s not really my style, but I’ll try.” (27:48)

8. The Psychic Reading: Tarot, Destiny & Roast

Timestamps: 33:04 – 62:23

The Setup

• Surprise reveal: Andrew introduces Ashley, a Yugoslavian-American psychic from LA, who specializes in full-life energy readings.
• Bobby volunteers for a reading, requesting focus on love and career.

The Reading Highlights:

• Long Life, But Watch Out: “You definitely have a long life ahead of you.” – Ashley (39:01); Bobby relieved he’s not “dying soon.”
• Thrill-Seeking: Cards reveal Bobby’s tendency to “put [himself] in dangerous positions” (39:28).
• Intuition Lapses: Ashley observes Bobby’s strong intuition but says “you kind of neglect it at times. You just go where your mind or heart wants…” (40:17)
• Career Outlook: Some “pushback” and obstacles, especially from business partners or management possibly “prolonging you and stringing you along.” (46:00)
• Love Life:
  • Bobby has “two soul ties” in his romantic past—one long ago, one recent—that affect his present love life (51:28).
  • He is “meant to find happiness,” but needs “soul searching,” with true love on the horizon in about two years.
  • Ashley predicts when Bobby does find “the one” she’ll be “a good amount of years younger” and hints at a “twin flame” Bobby’s already met (54:06).
• Bobby Asks: “Where is the heart?” – Bobby (52:14).
  • Ashley: “There is self-neglect… trauma tied to your heart.”
• No Biological Kids Likely: “Will he ever be a father?”—Andrew; “I don’t see that, but you’re kind of a father to people around you.” – Ashley (58:13)

Notable Quotes

• “There’s no failure. There’s only upward growth.” – Ashley (42:24)
• “You put a lot of energy out…You’re like Mother Teresa.” – Ashley (55:29)
• “I have not pulled out and things…are fine.” – Bobby (58:28)
• “When I love, I love. I’m super loyal…once it happens, I’m your guy forever.” – Bobby (61:50)

Memorable Moments

• Andrew’s joke: “You try the whole menu when we go to eat…so you try on the other side.” (05:46)
• “Is it gay love?” – Andrew, stirring trouble during the reading (49:30)
• “Can you write a complete sentence? Yeah, Cat, I doubt it.” – Andrew, teasing Bobby (46:49)

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Birthday Cake, Closing Reflections, and Heartfelt Goodbyes

Timestamps: 66:51 – End

• Bobby expresses gratitude for the outpour of love and the loyal Bad Friends fanbase:
  • “My 50s have been the best years of my life.” (68:38)
  • “A lot of dark, a lot of light, but I’ve grown a lot.” (69:08)
• Genuine affection among the crew; Bobby tells Lulu: “You’re like a daughter of mine…there is a deep love. I’ll do anything for you.” (71:34), then extends love to everyone present.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• Bobby: “You look like Obama after he left office.” (03:00)
• Lulu: “I hope you don’t die.” (02:05)
• Andrew: “You have cat blood… your hours are odd.” (06:32)
• Bobby: “Good night. Sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.” (16:41)
• Ashley (Psychic): “You are meant to have love in your life…” (48:00)
• Bobby: “I have not pulled out, and things… are fine.” (58:28)
• Bobby: “When I love, I love. I’m super loyal…once it happens, I’m your guy forever.” (61:50)

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Episode Highlights – Flow & Tone

• Classic Bad Friends banter: Playful, roasting, sometimes absurd but rooted in real affection.
• Heartfelt moments: Bobby’s vulnerability about aging, relationships, and finding meaning in his 50s grounds the episode.
• Psychic reading: Blends comedy with sincere introspection about life, love, and legacy.
• Running gags: Bobby’s “cat blood,” Lulu’s “lesbian” status, bad gift-giving, and surprise party uncertainty.

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For New Listeners

This episode is quintessential Bad Friends: equal parts raucous and real. Bobby’s birthday brings a rare look beneath the goofball exterior, exploring past wounds and new hopes, surrounded by the friends and family he’s chosen. Andrew’s relentless teasing keeps things buoyant, while the psychic reading adds structure and direction to the trademark chaos. For fans and new listeners alike, this birthday episode balances fast-paced comedy with moments of genuine intimacy and gratitude.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Ashley (Psychic)]

You two are bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are these two idiots?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

[Bobby Lee]

You two are something.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't. Dude, hold up.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy birthday to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Let the gong out.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy birthday, dear Bobby Happy birthday to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good video.

[Andrew Santino]

54 years old.

[Bobby Lee]

When Koreans turn 54, they turn.

[Andrew Santino]

You look so good for 54 years old. Rudy, do you have anything to say to start the show off for Bobby's 54th birthday here in the year of our Lord 2025.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I hope you don't die.

[Andrew Santino]

I hope you don't die either, bud.

[Bobby Lee]

I hope I don't die either, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank God.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that your fear that I'm gonna die? Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

You look really old.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you think about me dying?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah. Like, ever since I looked at that photo, I feel like you're closer to death. That's why.

[Bobby Lee]

What photo?

[Lulu (Friend)]

The one that ATI Melanie sent me for your passport.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, no, that was. This more Olympic face.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we. Can we bring up episode one of this show just so we can stay a still frame and look what you look like then. Look what I look like then we can just do a little throwback just so we can see what we look like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Click on the first episode we ever did. Bad Friends, episode one. And let's see what we look like. I don't want to hear anything but wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You. Look at the difference. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at you now. And look at you then.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like 20 years have passed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You're like Obama after he left office.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, That's a stressful wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Same thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's the same.

[Andrew Santino]

I shaved my beard.

[Bobby Lee]

We both look the same. No, I look younger then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Yeah, you look like a child. Look at little young Bob. And now you're old and wiser. Look at how clean your arms are. No liver spots, no nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, you're right. Well, you look fatter.

[Andrew Santino]

You do look fatter. Thank you, McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

God, McConnell, you're trying to get on my good side, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You look skinny. Mini now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm the Korean Luigi Mangione.

[Andrew Santino]

You? Yeah. Free Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

People say it all the time online.

[Andrew Santino]

They do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They really?

[Bobby Lee]

What? They say it all the time. I'm the Korean. The sexiest guy in the world. But the Korean version. Yeah. You know, I mean. Yeah, but they do call me the Korean Mangiano. And also I saw a photo of him today, and I have to be honest with you, and I express my feelings about Luigi.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Let's hear it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

You like him, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

He's so hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at him there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's a murdering fool.

[Andrew Santino]

But, you know, he looks like James Franco and Sam Morrell. He's like if they mixed a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Samurai, a little Sam, 5%.

[Andrew Santino]

The curly hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

He also, like, bulked up. Like, he got bigger.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you got to get jacked before you go to the jail.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Prison rules, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Handsome.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that he's going to get.

[Andrew Santino]

Is. He's going to get the death penalty.

[Bobby Lee]

He's going to go to, like, real prison. Prison.

[Andrew Santino]

He's going to go to prison? Yeah. They're in jail.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he in jail now or prison? Prison.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in jail.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Go to jail until you're hearing and then. But the trial started today.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Second degree murder. They.

[Andrew Santino]

But the Mangioni lawyer said they had a big win today, Right? Big win, Big win for the kid, didn't he?

[Bobby Lee]

Terrorism charge. No terror.

[Andrew Santino]

No terrorists, right? No terrorist charge. Good escape, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Would you date him if he got out?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

This is why they write letters to people in prison. Like this girl, you know, like those. Those. Like, what are the. There's a. There's a thing on TikTok. I've seen where female inmates are like, hi, 14, 4, 42. I'm in Pacoima and I'm getting out in June, and I just want to meet a nice guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And the responses are the amount of guys that line up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. You saw on Netflix, there's this doctor who broke out a guy from prison. Yeah, a doctor.

[Andrew Santino]

Got it. Con. Well, just because she's a doctor. Yeah, she likes.

[Bobby Lee]

I think when you get excited. I think when you get excited, it just comes out weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he. I was busy. I was busy watching the Charlie Sheen documentary because he reminded me of you. McConnell and I were saying tiger blood. Tiger blood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And also he. Cat blood. He admitted that he.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you say?

[Andrew Santino]

Cat blood. He admitted that he liked bullets. He likes guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

In the documentary, spoiler alert, he says that he was tired of the. At some point, you get tired of one side of the menu, and you flip it over and you try the other side of the menu. And we thought of you because you try the whole menu when we go to eat at restaurants. So you try on the other side.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you went when I was in high school. I. I did try some Charlie Sheen. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

But you share a lot of similarities.

[Bobby Lee]

That doesn't offend me.

[Andrew Santino]

It shouldn't. I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what offends me?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Cat blood that I have tiger. So you're saying that Charlie Sheen, he love. He loves tiger blood, but I love cat blood. Why can't it be tiger blood?

[Andrew Santino]

It's not that he loves.

[Bobby Lee]

It's that he has tiger blood. Yeah, I mean, I have it. I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you have cat blood. Yeah, you're more of a cat. You. You know, you roam, you sleep, your hours are odd. You don't really like people that much, but you really secretly do. You're a cat. How are you not a cat? You're absolutely a cat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I am a cat right now.

[Lulu (Friend)]

What a furry.

[Andrew Santino]

You look like a furry.

[Bobby Lee]

God damn it, Jules. It's my birthday.

[Andrew Santino]

It is your birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Be supportive. We sell weapons together.

[Andrew Santino]

You already saw it.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw it again with her.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you like it?

[Lulu (Friend)]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

It is so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you see it?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm holding out.

[Bobby Lee]

You refuse.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm holding out for when it gets to dvd. I want to. It is out on dvd.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. We streamed it at my house.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to buy it on dvd.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Blu Ray.

[Andrew Santino]

I still want to watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you want to put the thing. He Wants the VHS tape.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm old school.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I tried to go watch it, but I was out of town, so I just got back and then I tried and my wife doesn't want to see it, so I got to go alone.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Or I got to go on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why does it. Why doesn't your wife want to see it?

[Andrew Santino]

I think because she saw the trailer and was like, is it scary? Is it. What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

She doesn't like scary movies.

[Andrew Santino]

She doesn't. She likes them. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not her favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I was like, I'll go see it alone on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

Scariest move of all time.

[Andrew Santino]

Scariest movie of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Quick.

[Andrew Santino]

The scariest movie of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

Scariest movie.

[Andrew Santino]

All kind of When Harry Met Sally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the scary.

[Bobby Lee]

The orgasm scene in the diner. Oh, my God. I ran out of the theater.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the scariest movie of all time? What's eating Gilbert Grape?

[Bobby Lee]

Did you. Did you ever see Born in Harriman?

[Andrew Santino]

No, she doesn't know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the scariest movie of all time?

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being real or do I win? Because I was going to say Shrek. Because you're doing that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Shrek Throwback, dude. Oh, Guy. Guy Fieri, Throwback.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What? What?

[Andrew Santino]

Our buddy Guy was texting us today, big time. We love. He was blowing us up. I love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I would. I would say the Exorcist.

[Andrew Santino]

I freaked me out the most because I watch it too young.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, when you were young, watching it because you'd never seen anything like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I wasn't supposed to watch it. My babysitter showed it to me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's just the.

[Andrew Santino]

So. So bad. Right? Is that what happened in your house? Did you watch stuff you weren't supposed to watch? Because. Well, who was your babysitter as a kid?

[Lulu (Friend)]

The trees, maybe, but it's always my.

[Andrew Santino]

The trees watch over her.

[Bobby Lee]

That's smoking man in the tree. That.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a smoker? Huh? Please watch over her.

[Lulu (Friend)]

No, but my uncles were always just watching porn.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay. Those could be scary.

[Bobby Lee]

Scary.

[Andrew Santino]

Those can be very scary.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are very scary. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's gross. Your uncle just watch porn in the living room?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah, and then my cousins and I would just be laughing.

[Andrew Santino]

Gross. That's so insane.

[Bobby Lee]

What about the uncle that chops people up with machetes?

[Lulu (Friend)]

He's still scary.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so scary, that guy. Oh, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

So for your birthday, what's big? What's Coming up. Do you want your gift?

[Bobby Lee]

Not yet. Edging. I'm going to edge the gift he likes. Well, the thing about gifts is that people don't really give me the right gift.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Well, they don't cost enough for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. What? I mean, we did put effort in this year, so it's an act defeated beforehand just based on history.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you want to have happen this year? Different than the last year?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, kind of want to do it like mafia style, actually.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, when the mafia weddings, the.

[Andrew Santino]

Envelope, you want to go around. You want the envelope of cash? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Just get my own thing.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll do that tomorrow when I. When I come see it.

[Bobby Lee]

An envelope of cash is, I think, the most respectful gift.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but the amount of cash you want is people aren't going to give.

[Bobby Lee]

You cash, even if it's $50.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's say you work at Chipotle and you come to my birthday party. Okay. Give me five bucks.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. And then if you work at a bigger job, you have to give more money. What's the.

[Bobby Lee]

David Spade comes. Give me a grand.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Give you a grand?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you know he's not coming to your birthday party.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I've had some people because I guess it's a surprise. I don't know who's going.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you don't know?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I know, but people are texting me directly, like, I can't make it, but I'm not the one that.

[Andrew Santino]

Surprise.

[Bobby Lee]

I know I'm not the one.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know where it is or what's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, Sia, you know, the singer? Yeah, yeah. She texted me today. I can't make it. And I'm like. And then. And then Kalila.

[Andrew Santino]

Your birthday party. If she sung you that at a voice message, dude, that would have.

[Bobby Lee]

Crazy. She's the best, though. Have you ever been to her house?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I haven't been to her. I've been to see his house. I hate when the Internet is like, do you know this Hollywood for. You hang out with fucking Hollywood people all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know who she was.

[Andrew Santino]

Liar. Anyway, Liar.

[Bobby Lee]

At one time, she came out on her balcony, right? Did she sing during COVID I think the Pope and she sang from the balcony. And we're all like, in the garden and stuff, like in a picnic kind of an area.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? And we were just tears. Just singing like acapella. Fake tears.

[Andrew Santino]

Fake tears. But they're still tears nonetheless.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Yeah, yeah, I put water.

[Andrew Santino]

So she. So do you know where the birthday party is?

[Bobby Lee]

You do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, of course. I'm asking if you do.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. That's why I'm gonna get it out of you right now. Yeah. Cuz you're my best friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but why would I try to ruin somebody else's surprise?

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't matter.

[Andrew Santino]

It does matter. That's why it's a surprise.

[Bobby Lee]

So in the place that we're having, it is. It is. Am I gonna be like, oh, my God, I can't believe it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you invited? No. Okay. Why wouldn't they invite the team?

[Andrew Santino]

I told them not to.

[Bobby Lee]

I see.

[Andrew Santino]

It was pretty deliberate.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos, are you invited? No, I'm not going. Yeah, you're invited, but you're not going. And I said, no, I'm not invited. And I'm not going. How about with you, McConnell? Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I didn't. I told. I said not to invite them. You wanted to invite these guys?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

They're from my family. You want famous people around? Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what you do on famous for all your birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. And if they. If they did go, they would have a separate wristband and be relegated to a different part of the. You know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Not in the same area.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're in the kitchen.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Are you going? Yeah. You are. Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know where it is?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you liar. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you a liar?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, so I went somewhere Sunday night and I. It was almost incredible. It was incredible. Where I went to a symphony at the Greek Theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who did you go see? The LA Philharmonic or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't know who.

[Andrew Santino]

Who played there.

[Bobby Lee]

It was the music of Stardew Valley.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A symphony played the music of Stardew Valley at the. At the Greek or at the. What did you say?

[Bobby Lee]

Greek Theater. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love the Greek.

[Bobby Lee]

Two shows sold out.

[Andrew Santino]

Stardew Valley. A symphony of Stardewians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I went, and I went backstage, I. I said hi to Eric Brony, the creator, because he's done Tiger Buzz. I know him, but. And he went up on stage and when the music started playing and asked my friend that was with me, I did cry.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it was that beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

The tears was like, oh, I'm 54 and I play games.

[Andrew Santino]

That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

But that's your game. Golf is my Dumb game. You like this stuff? Everyone has dumb games.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it was. It was kind of like, surreal because it's like I discovered the game on my own, just by. Somebody mentioned it somewhere and I was.

[Andrew Santino]

So it wasn't on your own? I discovered it completely organically on my own. A friend of mine recommended it to me. The opposite.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so the. The symphony was great. He. He went up on stage and he made a little speech and it was just nice.

[Andrew Santino]

It was beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I really liked it. He mentioned your name.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't say that.

[Andrew Santino]

What did he say?

[Bobby Lee]

Nothing. He just did a little speech up.

[Andrew Santino]

What did he say? Did he say it's Bobby Lee's birthday and happy birthday to Bobby Lee?

[Bobby Lee]

I just basically said, you know, last time I was in la, you know, I hung out with Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Did the crowd go nuts?

[Bobby Lee]

Half applause.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you backstage?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was in the audience.

[Andrew Santino]

You sat in the regular.

[Bobby Lee]

In the bucket seats.

[Andrew Santino]

What is the bucket seats?

[Bobby Lee]

Not the bucket seats, but the.

[Andrew Santino]

No, the vip since her mom left.

[Bobby Lee]

The house is a disaster.

[Andrew Santino]

Quiet.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a disaster.

[Andrew Santino]

Smells like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then Jules is like, what? I can do it. I can take care of it. Yeah. Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I said I would help clean you, but nothing. Deep cleaning.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you think. Do you think you keep her at your house because you want someone there?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, you know, it's silent when no one's there.

[Andrew Santino]

It's nice to have people around.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When her mom and her are there. And the dog.

[Lulu (Friend)]

He loves my mom so much. It's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's wonderful.

[Bobby Lee]

She's a wonderful woman. And it's like.

[Lulu (Friend)]

What, you're her kid?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And she's like my mom. She does everything. The way she folds the socks and the underwear.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything is beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She does a great job.

[Bobby Lee]

He does. Yeah. I miss her. And she's going to come back in October.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a mom still, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but she's just like, you know, just knee deep in, you know, K pop and.

[Andrew Santino]

Did she call you or. She. I mean, she's texting you.

[Bobby Lee]

She'll text me tomorrow on my birthday. She. We text every night.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a late night text from your mom?

[Bobby Lee]

Say, you up? No. What? No, she'll go. Rest in peace, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

Rest in peace. She sends you death texts?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rest in peace, you know? And she'll go. She'll have some sort of poem sometime.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me a poem.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll give you. Yeah, she'll have some sort of, like, wisdom or Of Some sort of wisdom.

[Andrew Santino]

New weird day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what the heck. Hope you sleep well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's been going on in your world?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing at all. You're not doing anything. Are you dating someone right now?

[Bobby Lee]

Stuff like this.

[Lulu (Friend)]

But Bobby thinks I'm a lesbian now.

[Bobby Lee]

Soft night.

[Andrew Santino]

Soft night. She texted you soft night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's not really a quote.

[Andrew Santino]

No. That's cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Soft.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here's another. Here's another one. Good night. Sweet dream of me loving you under the same moon and stars and beyond always.

[Andrew Santino]

That's beautiful. What do you. What did you respond?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see. Just like nine hearts.

[Andrew Santino]

Just hearts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. Say something nice back.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll send her photos. She a Raya girl. What you're texting like, I'll. I'll send her photos like this of.

[Andrew Santino]

Just you in front of thousands of people. That's very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

You know why? Do you know why?

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because they never. In the beginning, they were like, you.

[Andrew Santino]

Know, never believed in you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Don't you know you're not gonna make it? Right? And so it's my way of just going, good night.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so funny. Vindictive. Still, after all these.

[Bobby Lee]

Sleep tight.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't need to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I just do it for every once in a while. And then sometimes I'll. Just another. I think I sent her. I'll make her a collage of like, you know, I mean, all my apps.

[Andrew Santino]

Of her, of her face, of her.

[Bobby Lee]

When she was young, you know, I.

[Andrew Santino]

Mean, just to remind her she's not young anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

No, just to go, I'm thinking about you. I send her a photo of me, you and Guy Fieri.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good photo.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

What did she say to that picture?

[Bobby Lee]

She has no idea who they are, anybody. So I'll send her stuff and. Yeah, what was the question? What?

[Andrew Santino]

Why do you think she's a lesbian now? Are you dating women at all?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the other night, she doesn't know, but I. What do you mean?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Just let me finish.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Okay?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Yeah. What's going on? It's your birthday. You're emotional.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a little emotional. Okay. So the other night I go, good night. She goes, good night. Right. So I go upstairs. You know what I mean? And I barricade my door so no one gets. Gets in.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's coming in?

[Bobby Lee]

The cats. Gooner.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, and then the outside. Remember Gunner escape. Anyway, so I go, good night. And then at like three in the morning, I'm like, God, I want a choco pie.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who doesn't want a chocolate pie?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like those chocolate pies? Yeah, yeah, I want a chocolate pie. But then to unbarricade my door. And I have another thing that had to un barricade to get to the choco pie.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine if you. If like something happened to somebody needed to get to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. I'd be burned alive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Be done.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, I laid there for like a bit going, and then chocolate pie.

[Andrew Santino]

One chocolate pie, always.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I go out and then when I'm gonna chocolate, but obviously in my living room, like, oh, I should just go out in the balcony and have a cigarette. Right? So a chocolate pie cigarette, great combination.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

And look, it's three in the morning. Chocolate pie puff, Taco pie puff. Right? Chocolate pie always first. Okay. I look at the driveway and there's another car in the driveway that wasn't there before.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

It's interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm not, you know, I'm not the Pink Panther. I'm not an investigator. I'm looking at the car, I'm like, who the fuck? Right? So I texted her and she. I'm not gonna say her name, but she goes, my friends, let's just make it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Lulu.

[Bobby Lee]

Lulu's over.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Lulu's over. And I go, oh, at 3 in the morning?

[Bobby Lee]

At 3 in the morning. And I go, that's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

She's down here eating a choco pie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

We're just friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how that, that's what they say.

[Bobby Lee]

But they were out party.

[Andrew Santino]

My roommate, dad.

[Bobby Lee]

But they were all partying, I think.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys were drinking. Yeah. You're being bad.

[Lulu (Friend)]

And we went to a gay bar.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's all lining up. You went to a gay bar? Where'd you go?

[Lulu (Friend)]

I forgot what it's called, but I gave a male stripper $1 and then he grinded on me.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

So you went to a gay bar. By the way, can we say this in all seriousness? No, no, no. At gay bars you got to be careful. A lot of spiking of drinks. You know that, right? That's a big deal in WeHo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They got busted again. That place.

[Bobby Lee]

Where do they spike.

[Andrew Santino]

They spike girls drinks with what? So weirdo straight dudes will go to gay bars, spike girls drinks. A straight girls feel comfortable at gay men bars. They spike their drinks and then they take them home.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was. What's it. It was happening all the time at the Abbey. They got in trouble for it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

They got caught. The guys were out there. So be careful. The drinks that you get. Please be very careful because people are spiking their drinks.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just be careful at all bars. Not just gay bars, but all bars of your drinks. Because you're you young ladies going out some creepo. You know what I mean? Be careful. Do you ever drink beer?

[Lulu (Friend)]

I hate beer.

[Andrew Santino]

Damn. Because that's what you do. You get a bottled beer. That way they can't. It's harder for people to get to a bottle of beer. What do you drink when you go out?

[Lulu (Friend)]

I just close it. Like.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no lid with her hand.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I just cover with my hand.

[Andrew Santino]

You do?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good. What do you drink?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Just like a. Well, I just do a tequila shot. So it's over.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you. Oh, that's good. Take a shot and get it over with. Be careful, but also be careful, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you. How are you getting home? Is she driving?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Uber.

[Andrew Santino]

Lulu didn't drive?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No. Kyla says not to drive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, don't drive. It's so stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

So I know the mattress. Cuz the mattress they. She used.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

We're friends.

[Lulu (Friend)]

We can see.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not done stalking. I'm not done talking.

[Andrew Santino]

O.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

The mattress that they use is this big. It's this ties of the table. Right. So you guys are just like sardines in there.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

And even. We even showered together.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean we've done it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's so funny. For a second I was like. That's. That's. Yeah, we do that. We do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, that's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But wait a minute. This is your best friend or just a friend?

[Lulu (Friend)]

I feel like we're best friends.

[Andrew Santino]

You are. Okay. And she sleeps over. Yeah, she's.

[Bobby Lee]

I've met her, right?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No, you haven't. Oh, she's coming tomorrow too, so.

[Andrew Santino]

You sneak.

[Bobby Lee]

Is she white?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No, she's Honduran.

[Bobby Lee]

And how'd you meet her? At college.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, she was in a class.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who initiated?

[Lulu (Friend)]

What do you mean initiated?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, who says hi first? Who became. Becoming a friend is a thing I think I did.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm her. I'm Lulu.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there's Lulu.

[Bobby Lee]

God, this test is so hard. It's like the curriculum.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, tell me about it.

[Bobby Lee]

The curriculum is difficult.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Lulu. Jimmy, you're the best you ever Want.

[Andrew Santino]

To go out and get a drink sometime?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I like other genders.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, other genders.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, let's go back to this thesis.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Excuse me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Gross. Be careful.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a jungle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

My name is.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought it was a baby orangutan at first.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your name?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, what's your name? Hi, I'm Lulu. This is Jimmy.

[Andrew Santino]

What's up?

[Bobby Lee]

He's on the football team.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I just want to talk.

[Bobby Lee]

He's on the football team.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want to talk to me? I'm on the football team.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't care.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's so gay. Anyway, what's up?

[Lulu (Friend)]

You want to share this book so we can work together on the lab?

[Andrew Santino]

That's. That's how it starts.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how it starts.

[Andrew Santino]

That's how it started.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, and she was a guy.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, cool. And does she. Does she know who you are? A big podcast. A big pod. She knows about bigger Podcast of fame.

[Lulu (Friend)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she did. You feel famous?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You are, though.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I don't feel it.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? No one says. No one ever says, hey, aren't you on Bad Friends?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No. I may hang out. No one.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what your. Your sister and your mom says.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

When you walk. When you walk around la, people don't say hi to you. All right, well, everybody in la, please run up to her and say hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Every time you see it. Don't be shy.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't be shy. Take. She loves photos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she always wants to take a photo. So this new friend of yours. There is nothing there. You're just friends?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah, we're just friends. But then Titobabi tells everyone in the family that I'm a lesbian.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it doesn't mean you're a lesbian. It means that you and I would.

[Bobby Lee]

I would encourage it and I would love it in my life to be. If you're honest.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I know. And then when I.

[Andrew Santino]

If you want to disrespect the Lord, that's on you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That is on you. If you want to disrespect the Lord, I won't stand for it. Won't be having that in my house, pal. Don't bring her over. I'm going to meet. We're going to meet her tomorrow.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Exciting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's your. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine they pull up on a Subaru. What car was in the driveway?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what. It was so dark.

[Andrew Santino]

Should have clocked it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And we would know.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? If it's a Subaru, why?

[Andrew Santino]

Subaru's dead giveaway. It's a what?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Honda.

[Andrew Santino]

Honda. Very vague. Good. That could be anybody.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be anything.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it really could go anywhere.

[Bobby Lee]

He, she.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you. How many of your friends have pronouns like that? Does anybody say, hey, please, call me, They?

[Lulu (Friend)]

I think just two.

[Andrew Santino]

Two? That's a lot. It's more than zero. Just two. What do they say? They're.

[Bobby Lee]

They, they, them, they, them. Do you have trans friends?

[Lulu (Friend)]

No, just gay, lesbian.

[Bobby Lee]

That are bad at grammar. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They'Re bad at grammar, by the way, coming from you, broken English guy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Can you write a complete sentence? Yeah, Cat, I doubt it.

[Bobby Lee]

Did your. Did your students have fun at that show that you brought them to?

[Andrew Santino]

They love it.

[Bobby Lee]

They did, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He wants to bring more students back over here, but I think they've been somewhat of a hit on the show, so maybe we should get one or two.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but they came to the Comedy Store.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, really? Was I on that? No, I wasn't there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was Leno, right? Jay Leno. Jay Leno, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Leno was on at the store.

[Bobby Lee]

What a legend. And did they. They like the whole show? Yeah. Why is McComb going back and forth like that? It's really driving me crazy. Birthday stuff, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, but that's a.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, how about. Let's give you your gift. Let me give you a gift.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's not. It's Korean. I'm Korean.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy. Happy birth.

[Bobby Lee]

Birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this is what I like to see. This is what I like to say. Happy birthday, Bobby. The Bad Friends gang already. It's great. Sunglasses.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it already.

[Andrew Santino]

What if you don't. What if it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter if it's a. I know. You've done this before, right? Where? Used to. You filled this bottle with tap water.

[Andrew Santino]

Sink water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this could be from, like. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

You never know.

[Bobby Lee]

Pay less shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

Raw stress for less in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But sometimes you have to learn a lesson. Don't ruin the box.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Oh, it's already legit.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

It's glasses.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Glasses. Wow. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's take a look.

[Bobby Lee]

High end.

[Andrew Santino]

High. Highest of the end.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think, kiddo?

[Bobby Lee]

I have to see them first.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's open it up and let's see how you feel about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Put them on.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at these. Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, those are pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

Your eyes look normal now. You got me round glasses just to do that joke.

[Andrew Santino]

It did work. I mean, it landed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just imagine. Look at. You look skinny and cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me look at it in the mirror.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are sick.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. It's pretty cool, man.

[Andrew Santino]

You like them?

[Bobby Lee]

I do like them.

[Andrew Santino]

So we're not going to return them? We can't because we bought them on sale.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we can't return.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's not really my style, but I'll try.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay. So we missed.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's. See, that's the thing about gifts, is.

[Andrew Santino]

That you're not good at receiving them.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go. You're gonna start a fight with me. I just want to be honest. I'm being authentic myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, if you don't like them.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I like them a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Who picked out the style, do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Not you.

[Andrew Santino]

Who did?

[Bobby Lee]

True Classic.

[Andrew Santino]

You love it.

[Bobby Lee]

You look at it. I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

You love it. You look good. You always say you look buff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When we're in the golf, on the golf range, sometimes you wear True Classic.

[Andrew Santino]

I wore True Classic to the range and it took you to hit golf balls.

[Bobby Lee]

The guys at the True Classic started with a simple mission. To bring premium comfortable clothing to the masses. Because looking and feeling great shouldn't come with a designer price tag.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything is so expensive these days. Don't let a nice shirt be that expensive. Okay? Clearly people. People agree with this. People vot with their dollars. True Classic has sold over 25 million shirts to more than 5 million customers, racking up over 200,000 five star reviews.

[Bobby Lee]

You can feel the difference.

[Andrew Santino]

You really can, actually. The fabric, the fit is so nice. Confidence. And you can also, you know, wear it all over the place. Whether I am doing on the golf course, you going to a nice dinner or something, Take a nice lady out like you do.

[Bobby Lee]

You look clean with it.

[Andrew Santino]

You look clean because it's tailored where you want it, relax where you need it. No bunching, no stiff fabric, no bs. Clean, effortless fit that actually works in real life. How do you find these?

[Bobby Lee]

You can find it Amazon, Target, Costco, Sam's Club, or head to trueclassic.com bad friends. Try try them out for yourself.

[Andrew Santino]

Forget the overpriced designer brands. Skip the cheap. Throw away that stuff. True Classic is built for comfort, built to last and built to give back. Shopify.

[Bobby Lee]

We would not have a business without Shopify. Shopify is our foundation.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

He thinks it's Andreas. Who do you think picked those glasses out?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you? That's his same Louis Vuitton round style. I thought it was the.

[Andrew Santino]

He said those were the best, but.

[Bobby Lee]

The bigger ones were two. Like gay Tim Dylany. Oh, I see. Less sunglass. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If you don't like them, we'll take him back.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll take them back.

[Lulu (Friend)]

They look good though.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't like them.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

The hardest person to buy a gift for it. So that's all.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Cash?

[Andrew Santino]

No one's gonna give you cash if you don't like them.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll take it back. No, I really appreciate it. What a pleasure.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all we wanted to hear.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you so.

[Bobby Lee]

I really, really appreciate it and. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy birthday to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Happy birthday, senor Bobby Happy birthday to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

Make. Did you make a witch already? Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Is there ice cream inside?

[Andrew Santino]

We'll find out.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the. The. Not the dressing. The icing is great.

[Andrew Santino]

Dressing is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you so much. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

[Andrew Santino]

You want me to cut up pieces of cake?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

54 years old.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. It's unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

So how do you want to do this? You want me to cut this up or you just want to just eat it yourself? No, you cut it. Cut it, baby. All right, so you didn't. So you did or didn't like your first game gift?

[Bobby Lee]

I loved it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought about it. I love it, and I'm really grateful, and thank you so much for it. I'm going to keep them forever.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, good. Well, we have another gift for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd love to see another one.

[Andrew Santino]

We have one more gift, and I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

Going to be very grateful.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you get him a gift or are you going to bring it Tomorrow?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Tomorrow.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Put the mic close to your face. I can't. It's been so long since I've said that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You're quiet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Get closer to the mic.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Hello?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there it is.

[Andrew Santino]

And here comes your other gift. Oh, hello. Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

Do I know her?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Take a seat. She's this. Yeah, she's a psychic. She's the. This is the first woman you ever dated? No, no, She's a psychic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a psychic. She's gonna. You don't have to put on the headphones if you don't want to. If you want to, you can do.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I hear myself in there.

[Andrew Santino]

You can do. Yeah, I don't want to hear myself. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That makes sense. That's why some people don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Lulu (Friend)]

You smell so good.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Oh, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your name?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

My name is Ashley.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you Ashley?

[Bobby Lee]

Are you Gypsy?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Right away.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Right away.

[Bobby Lee]

I want Gypsy.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Sorry. Can I ask. Can I ask Turkish?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Damn it. That's my second one.

[Andrew Santino]

She smells good.

[Bobby Lee]

They all gypsies and Turkish people. They smell so good. Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I'm Yugoslavian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yugoslavian.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We love Yugoslavia.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

We're one of. That's one of our love.

[Bobby Lee]

Yugoslavia. I love Yugoslavia. Okay. Are you. Were you born in Yugoslavia?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't even know the language. I don't speak any.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You were born here in California?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you an L? A person?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Let me guess where you grew up.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you do first.

[Andrew Santino]

I know where all the yugs are. That's what we call.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. That. Where are the Yugs? The Yugs, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's Western Valley. She's the West Valley.

[Bobby Lee]

So she's North. Glendale.

[Andrew Santino]

Now West Valley. No, not.

[Bobby Lee]

Damn it. Can we get second guess Malibu?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Close.

[Bobby Lee]

Santa Monica.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you go to Santa Monica High?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No, I didn't go to high school.

[Andrew Santino]

Good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't go to high school?

[Andrew Santino]

Almost didn't go to high school either.

[Lulu (Friend)]

No.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Did you go?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't. What's four? What's four times two?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

She said she didn't go to high school.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay. Sorry. I know. I was just. Single.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, no. That's how it works. No, she goes. No. So tell us your specialty, Ashley.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So, I specialize in psychic readings, tarot card reading, and spiritual healing.

[Andrew Santino]

And we think you need. For your birthday. Psychic reading, spiritual healing. So do you need to get closer? Can you do it from there? Is that.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, from here?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't need. I don't need spiritual healing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, you do.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Psychic. I don't need spiritual.

[Andrew Santino]

I want her to do.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm healed. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Will you run the gambit on this guy?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I can't do a spiritual healing today, but we could definitely set it up.

[Andrew Santino]

We can set it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank God.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so let's do it. Let's do. Let's do what you do. I'm. I'm. I'm curious to see. What do you need to do?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So we're going to be doing a full life psychic energy reading on you. We're not going to do the palms.

[Bobby Lee]

But look at me right now. Huh? Look at me. Do you feel it?

[Andrew Santino]

He's about to fart.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Do you feel it? Okay. Damn it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're trying to send her message.

[Bobby Lee]

I think we're too far away. Yeah, yeah. But a lot of people can feel my psychic energy and they. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa. I feel it. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay, so first off, we're gonna be looking into your cards and your psychic energy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Korean.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

You're Korean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Does that help?

[Andrew Santino]

It's probably. Do you have a Korean deck there? There's got to be a different deck for them.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, yeah, probably, but I don't have it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So is there anything specific that you would like to look into? And have you had a reading done before?

[Bobby Lee]

I went to the Renaissance Fair and I got it reading there.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay. Was that.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

How long ago was that?

[Bobby Lee]

About four months. Three months ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Three months. Two months.

[Bobby Lee]

Two months ago.

[Andrew Santino]

A Month ago. It was last month.

[Bobby Lee]

It was last month.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

I went to the Renaissance Fair, and I don't know, whenever I. I think over the years I've done them, but I. In my mind, I'm like, yeah, it's not even close.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you said that the Renaissance Fair, she got one thing right. Yeah, she helped you with one things. But I bet you Ashley's more of an expert. She can help even.

[Bobby Lee]

I would love to know. I think my career is Okay. I think more love.

[Andrew Santino]

I think your career's. Yeah, sure, it's good. Wait, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it could be better.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll let her do her job.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay, so my main question for you, I know that we are filming, and you. So how personal do you want to get?

[Andrew Santino]

Get personal? Get deep. He loves to get deep. He'll go, let's go, yug.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay, sounds good.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, that's not offensive, because you're Yugoslavian and yug is kind of like a term of endearment.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, no, it's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

I think Yuga is great.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you're great. Mom and dad are both yugs.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know where Yugoslavia is on a map, by the way?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's Eastern Europe.

[Andrew Santino]

Where?

[Bobby Lee]

South.

[Andrew Santino]

South of.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, baby.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Do you have to draw blood?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

We signed up for the blood package. Can you get the blood package?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Not today.

[Andrew Santino]

These guys are always doing discount stuff. You guys can ask questions.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask questions about you?

[Andrew Santino]

Does he have to pee in something first? Don't. You don't have to.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's only for this.

[Bobby Lee]

Are those. Are your real teeth?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

They're beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice teeth.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

They're flawless teeth.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. No braces.

[Bobby Lee]

You floss?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Nice.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I feel like you're flirting, Tito. Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

He is, and that's enough. Stop flirting.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not. I'm not flirting.

[Andrew Santino]

She's right. Stop flirting. Let her do her fucking job.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, you. Look at me.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Do you. So personal. And the other question is going to be full name, date of birth.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

We know today's your birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, today's. Well, tonight at midnight.

[Andrew Santino]

His name. His full name is. Can I answer?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Robert Young Lee. And his birthday is September 17th, 1971.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

54 years old.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Wow. Very nice.

[Andrew Santino]

How old did you think he was? Just by looking at him, like 48. Yeah, that's what I say. But here, this will make you feel better. How old do you think I am like maybe 50? Yay. I'm 42. That hurts you, but you're right. You're right. Yeah, I do look old. Thank you, yug. And I'm gonna jump off my roof tonight. Off my roof tonight.

[Bobby Lee]

We look the same age.

[Andrew Santino]

We do. It's really weird.

[Bobby Lee]

It's weird.

[Andrew Santino]

People on the Internet go, I didn't know you guys weren't the same age. Yeah, well, whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, there's four cards there.

[Andrew Santino]

So the first thing I like, her balance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So the first thing that I do see within your energy is that you definitely have a long life ahead of you is going to be the first thing that we pick up on your aura.

[Andrew Santino]

That she said he would die soon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's a win.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a huge win.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a win, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge win. Win, Huge win.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but will I be like all like this or no?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Actually, no. I see you living into your later 80s for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge win.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. And I don't see any major life threatening issues or events other than the ones that you might bring to yourself.

[Andrew Santino]

He smokes?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No. It shows me that you put yourself in dangerous positions.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm a thrill seeker.

[Andrew Santino]

He is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Sharks.

[Andrew Santino]

I go in now. What card says that? Can we ask?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So it's these two right here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then you point them up to me. I want to see what one looks like.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a thrill seeker.

[Bobby Lee]

A thrill seeker for sure. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And now does that one next to it. I think I've seen that one before. Is that one when you have an extra chromosome? Is that what that is that You've read that one for him?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have down syndrome.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, repeat the joke. All right.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Long life ahead of you. Nothing major or life threatening other than, you know, things that you put yourself. Any danger you might put yourself in is always comes with a risk. It does show me that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in the alleyway. I see a tiger. Don't go in the alleyway.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Don't. Don't go to the tiger.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not going skydiving tomorrow. That's. We gotta go that out the window.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Energetically. I do see that your energy is extremely positive. You're not a negative energy. Pure positive intuition is definitely heightened. You do sometimes follow your intuition, but it does show me that you kind of neglect it at times. You kind of just go where your mind wants you to go or heart wants you to go instead of what you feel energetically.

[Andrew Santino]

Right on the money this is right on the.

[Bobby Lee]

Right on the money.

[Andrew Santino]

Right on the money.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Pretty good connection going within your aura.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a pure connection.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yes, absolutely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's like, you know, I mean, HD.

[Andrew Santino]

It's 4K.

[Bobby Lee]

It's 4K.

[Andrew Santino]

Is his aura yellow by any chance? There's.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

There's different. There's different auras with the colors in his aura.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really yellow, though.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the dominant color in his aura?

[Bobby Lee]

Or.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, well, right now. Right now I'm seeing a lot of pastel colors.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love pastel.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In my alpha or beta.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Pull that card.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at my face right now. Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I do see that. You definitely do take control of the room.

[Bobby Lee]

I take control of life.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So going forward, energetically, positive energy. You do surround yourself with positive beings as well, but there is some.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, just let her finish.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

There is some negative energies around you that. That don't truly have faith in your visions or in your perspective of life.

[Bobby Lee]

You right there.

[Lulu (Friend)]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Take a look at me. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She lives with him, and all she does is. Is she's rude to him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And she's constantly like, you'll never amount to anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. If you look outside. Okay. At my bedroom, right. There's a long string of cat hair balls.

[Lulu (Friend)]

How is that my fault?

[Andrew Santino]

That's yours.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a look like cat.

[Andrew Santino]

He's right.

[Bobby Lee]

That looks like it comes from your throat.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, let her finish.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay, so, yeah, there is negative energy around you that doesn't really have full. I guess on the same path as you or same vision as you. Their cards are basically. And your energy spirit is saying to kind of just keep pulling through and keep following what it is that you believe in, what it is that you desire in your life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

There's no failure. There's only upward growth.

[Andrew Santino]

Told you.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

In your energy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Your chakras look good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Like I said, aura looks good. There's good pastel, bright colors. I'm seeing oranges, yellows, for sure. There is some vibrance, like fuchsia colors, pink colors, reds.

[Bobby Lee]

Any black? Damn it, no. I love black people.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not what the cards say.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No. And then when we go into it wants to pull up in your career financial area. Is that okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's got to split it up.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So when it looks into that area, there is no negative, like, connection coming through, but it does show problematic things that you're trying to pursue. Investments that you're trying to make it does seem like it's being prolonged now. I don't understand completely what's going on.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got. He's got a business manager who's 104 years old. Does that say that he's still stealing from him? Does that say anything about that in there? Is he being taken from.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It does show me that you're being taken advantage of in business matters.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not. No, it's right or no, who?

[Andrew Santino]

No, this is not us.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It's not severe.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not severe.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It's not a severe.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not life threatening.

[Andrew Santino]

Could it be that someone in his, in his world is, is, Is taking advantage of him financially, that he gives money to, like, friends? Like if he gives Carlos money, Is that what you're saying he's taking.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't see Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not saying you. I'm just asking the world.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, well, what's basically going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Basically what you're saying my career is not great.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not gonna be Ken Jeong.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No. I do see positive things.

[Bobby Lee]

You know who Ken Jeong is?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

And she knows who you are?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because she's here.

[Lulu (Friend)]

Well.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

To be quite honest, I really didn't know who Bobby Lee was before I got the phone.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know who either of us are?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

That's great. Well, that makes it better. Who do you know?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

In terms of comedy, who do you know?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Nobody.

[Andrew Santino]

She doesn't like stand up. She's from LA.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't follow any, like, YouTube podcasts. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is a waste of most people's time.

[Bobby Lee]

We're very popular.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

We're very popular.

[Andrew Santino]

We're not.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I'm very busy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Not into YouTubers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, neither.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't like us either, don't I?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Well, I, I'll be honest. My husband loves podcast and he loves YouTube channels.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a husband.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

So all these cards were alive.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay. So what it's showing, financially and within your career path is that there's no major problems, but there is, like, pushback, like negative pushback, things that you're trying to drive towards in this remaining year and in the upcoming year is that there's a little bit of back. Back spacing instead of.

[Bobby Lee]

My special is going to be a bomb. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what she.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's saying that I'm doing a special for Hulu. It's gonna be a bomb. I'm gonna cancel it.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Don't cancel it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm canceling it. I'm not doing the special now. She's saying you're are delaying the thing and. No, no, that's what she's saying.

[Andrew Santino]

That is what she said.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna put the special out and the audience is gonna go, no, no, that's push back.

[Andrew Santino]

Push back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good call.

[Bobby Lee]

We like cheeseburger. You're special on that. Okay. Yeah. And white noise. We want white noise. We don't want. Finally.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But for the most part, the. When it comes down to the taking advantage of thing, the. There seems to be like there's some sort of person or some sort of energy that kind of doesn't give you the correct answers that you're looking for or doesn't give you.

[Bobby Lee]

My manager.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It feels like they're just like prolonging you and kind of stringing you along.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my agent, caa.

[Andrew Santino]

I've said this so many times.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. They're prolonging now.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me be honest. I did plant that card for her to read that. I needed that to come out.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But, you know, energetically, you have leadership in your energy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a leader.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

And you're meant.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm like Andrew Yang.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. You're meant to succeed within your professions.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sexy.

[Andrew Santino]

No, succeed.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Succeed with.

[Bobby Lee]

And sexy, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Absolutely. But there's definitely some revisioning or reassessing that you might need to do in the next year.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to fire my agents right now. Right in front of you. What should I call Abby?

[Andrew Santino]

Give her. Let her finish.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

How you do the whole deck on him, right?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

We go as far as we can onto the card, start repeating himself, and then if you have any questions, we go from.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay, sorry.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So. But when it comes down to finance, you're still. Are still growing. There is no necessarily any issue or blockage in money circulating around you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. So that's. So you're cool there. That's. There's. There's definitely a lot of creativity within your energy, and there's more creativity opportunities in the next year. So something that you've been waiting for for a long time seems to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Coming up the Korean Luigi Mangione.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So there's something that you've been waiting for for a long time that seems to be coming up to surface around. To me, it looks like July of next year.

[Bobby Lee]

So what's happening in July?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Oh, we don't know there's a opportunity that you've been waiting for for a long time.

[Andrew Santino]

Coachella.

[Bobby Lee]

We're going to Coachella, right?

[Andrew Santino]

We're supposed to.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I was thinking that early April.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they should move it.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, we were invited to Coachella backstage.

[Andrew Santino]

Not you.

[Bobby Lee]

Not you.

[Andrew Santino]

Not with that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Bieber. No. I'll tell you why. She just talked about negative energy.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not me. That's not me.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop vomiting in front of my bedroom door.

[Andrew Santino]

You live in his house and you create negative. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there love in there by chance?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So we are going to get into love, love, love, love, love within your energy. You do definitely are meant to have love in your life. Now there's but.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Ashley (Psychic)]

No. No. But you do have attractions from male energy for sure. I do see that in your energy, in your surroundings.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you explain that please?

[Andrew Santino]

Clip it.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you explain that please?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It just shows me that there's energies from the opposite sex that are interested in you.

[Bobby Lee]

Interested in me yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that. Is the energy a red energy?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Told you. I don't want to you please. No. It shows that you're begging for guy energy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But when it comes down to attractions, there's a lot of attractions around you, and some are very not pure, not positive energies. Energies that kind of just want.

[Bobby Lee]

They're not pure. But are they hot?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Sure. They seem like you're attracted to them as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So I do feel there being a lot of different attractions coming from different energies, Female energies. But a lot. Like I said, a lot of those energies don't feel positive or good for commitment or long term investments in love.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But when it comes down to love, your heart is still placed in a different. In your past.

[Andrew Santino]

So that one hit like a dagger. So energy from your past.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Now, usually, what do you think of.

[Bobby Lee]

White people doing Asian accents?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I think it's really funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

When your best friend is Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

For sure, for sure. But what I do see is that, well, before I go forward, usually when I see someone stuck in their past, I would tell them that it's probably better to just keep moving forward. Right. Well, for some reason your soul is tied. So spiritually soul tied. There's a lot of investment energetically and stuff like that. But there's not just one soul tie. You have two connections in your past.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not me.

[Bobby Lee]

So there's two connections in my past.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So, okay. Wow.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. And I think ultimately that might be holding you back from finding yourself committed in other relationships or even with the people that you was with before.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That is awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

That's wild.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that it? No, there's more. Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But I do feel like you're definitely meant to find happiness. I do see there being a lot of different energies coming in and out. A lot of dating, a lot of socializing, a lot of exploring, which is great. But you need to find your heart. Okay. That's where you need. That's what you need to find.

[Bobby Lee]

But the problem is, where is the heart?

[Andrew Santino]

That's right here.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. In the human body where it is. Yeah. What I'm saying is, is that I'm gonna. When you say I have to find my heart, is it the one or my own heart?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Well, both. There's. There's self neglect for sure. You have a lot of.

[Bobby Lee]

I got rid of porn.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But I told me you watched it the other day.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I know. I Slipped.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Well, you're showing me that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I watched the video game.

[Andrew Santino]

Same thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

It's pornographic.

[Bobby Lee]

They showed a titty in a video again. I jerked off to it. What's. How's that a thing?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that porn? I mean, show that in the cards. All right, go ahead, let her finish.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But when it comes down to, like, where the heart is and all that, there's. There's trauma tied to your heart, so there's definitely.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Trauma.

[Bobby Lee]

My dad.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

And you, you have a stubborn energy towards giving yourself completely in a relationship. Like loving someone entirely in a relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

So you have, like, this wall, big wall of China. The biggest wall.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the biggest wall of China.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But when it comes down to finding true love and true happiness, where you can settle down and have a family.

[Bobby Lee]

And true love will find you in the end.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It will. It will. But I feel like you still have some searching. We can say soul searching, but that's Grinder. Yeah. Probably for, like, another two years.

[Andrew Santino]

Two more years.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait two more years until I find somebody. I'll be 56, so.

[Andrew Santino]

So what?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Age is just a number?

[Andrew Santino]

She thought I was 50. How old would she be? Huh? How old would she be?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Younger.

[Bobby Lee]

Young.

[Andrew Santino]

56. Oh, the girl he's gonna meet won't be 56.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Oh, younger.

[Bobby Lee]

Younger.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. A good amount of years.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It feels like your. Your twin flame is here. And I feel like you have connected with that flame.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so I've met this flame before?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

From what I see. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right here. And I am younger.

[Bobby Lee]

But you look older.

[Andrew Santino]

I do, I do.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Trust me.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But what are your questions?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I don't really have any questions. I, I mean, I, I mean, the two soul thing. I'm trying to think, but I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Know, but maybe she's saying, maybe it'll come to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, maybe come to me later.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm so fascinated.

[Bobby Lee]

I've had one great love in my life.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Do you want to talk about it?

[Bobby Lee]

What's her aunt? Yeah. I mean, and I, I, I went out with her. We lived together for 10 years.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It didn't work out, but she's still a great love of mine.

[Andrew Santino]

Good piece of the life. She's still a piece of his life. Of everyone's life.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone's life. It's not like, room, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

She lives at his home, so her niece lives in his house.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So you're still very connected.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Lee]

Pure connection. Yeah. If you weren't married. We'd have a connection.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you wouldn't. You're not her style.

[Bobby Lee]

Just totally kidding.

[Andrew Santino]

She likes the yugs.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not yogi enough.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're not a yug.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm so scared of this thing, but I'm glad it went well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, we're gonna do you next.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it scares me. Never had this done.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna. Does it say anything about being generous with your. His, you know, peers and enriching his life that way?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Oh, you give a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you understand a word he said?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, okay, I got it. But, yeah, you definitely give out to others energetically. You, like, you put a lot of energy out. You try to.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm like Mother Teresa.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But there is a little bit of stubborn energy. Like you want. You want to know exactly. For what? For why? What is it going to do for you? Is it going to.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it going to do for you? That is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not why.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no.

[Bobby Lee]

So I told you about the homeless.

[Andrew Santino]

Man, man, the one that you accidentally hit with your car.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not that one.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he died. Okay. No, one time there was. Anyway, I don't want to get into it, but I, I. No, I secretly give money.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, buddy. I'm teasing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

She doesn't know that.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

But when it, like, money is not. It's. It's. It's like even advice. Giving. Helping others with whatever their premonition. Not premonitions, but whatever their encounters want, they want to do with their life. You're like. It's like you kind of stand off a little bit. You're like, wait a minute. I need to know the details. And how am I going to, like. Like, am I going to succeed from this as well? Do I get any credit for this?

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds right.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think it does.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. It's wrong, but it sounds right.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

And it may not be in every situation, but in some situations you get a little bit of sendoffice. But you do. People that you do care about and you want to succeed, you definitely help them as much as you can.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

That is true. He's extremely generous, both. Both financially and as a. And as a friend. Yeah, he's extremely generous.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

You also do a lot of, like, therapy work on your own.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

I do.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. Not an actual therapist. But you are to your friends.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I have therapists.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Every Thursday at 4.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she sells. It's in the cards.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, you need that. Everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

You need It.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I do you. I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't be mean. Married. Because she's married.

[Bobby Lee]

She's got a little combative.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, like, you need it. You do, too. You. It's that yug energy, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I got to fight against it sometimes because of the war, that old Yugoslavian war. Was there a war there?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't know. I have no idea.

[Andrew Santino]

She's from Santa Monica.

[Bobby Lee]

You have no idea about your. Not a country anymore.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me everything about, you know, about Korea. You know everything about Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not from there.

[Bobby Lee]

Samsung.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's K pop, old boy.

[Andrew Santino]

Actually, this has been amazing. The Yugoslavian war refers to a series of conflicts, often called the Yugoslav wars that occurred in the former Yugoslavia during the 1990s. The country broke apart into independent states. States. The more, you know, I was in that war. Key conflicts include the Ten Day War. We learned about that. The Croatian War of Independence, the Bosnian war, and the Kosovo war. Bosnian, Kosovo. George Bush, too. We remember.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Learn something new.

[Andrew Santino]

Every day, you learn something new. God, that was.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have the Internet? Do you have chat GPT?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't use it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great. Is there more to it now?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It's questions now?

[Bobby Lee]

No, just questions.

[Andrew Santino]

You can ask it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So two years.

[Andrew Santino]

Will he ever be a father?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I don't see that.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Can I be?

[Lulu (Friend)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Really?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Well, the thing about being a father, I mean, you already kind of are a father to people around you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That is very.

[Bobby Lee]

I have not pulled out, and things.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Are fine, you know, but the thing is that.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's more of a question for a female reading.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah, Very potent. Yeah. Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So you could. You could definitely be a father. But, I mean, it shows me father figure energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It doesn't tell me how many kids you're gonna have.

[Andrew Santino]

Hashtag Daddy. Hashtag Asian Daddy. Hashtag Asian Daddy. Please comment that everybody on his Instagram today. Hashtag Asian Daddy.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here's what I learned. Okay. Two years from now, I might meet, you know, I mean, the love of my.

[Andrew Santino]

You will meet.

[Bobby Lee]

I will meet the love of my life. Okay. I'm gonna live up until my 80s.

[Andrew Santino]

80. Late 80s, she said late 80s, late 80s.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Very possible.

[Bobby Lee]

Very possible. So that's a win W. Yeah. Yeah. Like somebody's embezzling from me.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone stealing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I'm gonna try to figure that out.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I be honest?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How many years have I been saying that to this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Literally, how many years, somebody's embezzling, you're getting robbed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And what else?

[Andrew Santino]

And that you still are tied to the.

[Bobby Lee]

Tied to the. Yeah, the past. And there's two. But I don't know who that might be. But the.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

There's one that is. That is more like recent. Right. But then there's one that's gonna be way, way long, long time ago. Yeah. And it feels like in your teenager years.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I know who it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Then do you Do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is it?

[Bobby Lee]

I can't tell you. And, yeah, there is one.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I strongly believe that that first relationship has caused a lot of it was.

[Bobby Lee]

It was an unrequited love situation.

[Andrew Santino]

She wasn't allowed to date Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Back then in this country, we had a rule.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, we still have it, but people disobey it, I'll tell you that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because our stylings, you know, in the sack is too, you know. Okay, okay, Cut that out. But, yeah, so, no, what I'm saying is there was a girl that I had a huge two, three year crush on. It was. And I could never tell her I was in love with her. Well. Hung out with her every day.

[Andrew Santino]

She knows.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then she married somebody else. You know, I mean. But it broke my heart. And I could. Because this is before I did stand up. So I had no confidence.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I couldn't say anything. But I still feel those things. And. And you know what I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And also, I'll be honest with you, Kalila, but that's the only time I felt those.

[Andrew Santino]

Those feelings.

[Bobby Lee]

Feelings, you know? I mean, and it's like, I know that I can access those feelings, you know? I mean, but because of, I think that particular incident, you know what I mean? It closed my heart. You know what I mean? And then I opened it up for Kalila, and then devastation.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

And. Kalila is your aunt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Do you feel like a little bit. Still Very much so. Tied in a romantic way?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

That's good. But your energy doesn't say that. And it. And if it's love, it's love. You care about this person.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I. You know. How dare you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I get defensive. I get defensive.

[Andrew Santino]

Leave the you alone.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't believe you come in here. All that's. No, what I'm saying is that. No, I. What I'm just gonna say to you is this, is that, you know, when I love, I love. Here's the thing. I'm super loyal.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true. And.

[Bobby Lee]

And. But to gain my loyalty, it takes a while.

[Andrew Santino]

Long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But once it happens, I'm your guy forever. Okay. And so when people are my people forever, that'll never change. That's right. You know, I mean, so, you know, with this person that you're talking about, you know, we talked today and we. I saw her yesterday. I mean, we still. There's. You know what I mean? You know, her, you know, stupid niece, lives too much.

[Andrew Santino]

Be nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This lovely little woman. But so, Yeah. I mean, when I love, I love. But anyway, can we do Andrew or.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we don't have to do me. I'm a little scared.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you have to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never had one.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I still have stuff to tell you about.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, go ahead.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So you talked about confidence and spirit. Right away started going crazy within your energy that there's confidence when you do your work, but in your normal life adventures and stuff that you do, there seems to be lack of confidence there and questionable areas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I. Okay. I think she's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So there's some self. Do you think self work that needs to happen?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

With confidence building outside of work. Because here it's like a. Okay, let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Because when I'm at home, she sees I'm a piece of shit, kill myself, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I do. I'll just mope around. It's like, why even live.

[Andrew Santino]

You like those chairs? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They're very, very Eastern European.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I love them.

[Andrew Santino]

They're made in Yugoslavia.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I love them. Yeah, they're chairs for my people.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that one's from Bosnia. That's from Herzegovia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So. Yeah. So confidence building I definitely see is needed outside of work. You put on a different Persona in different. In front of different people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm a changeling.

[Andrew Santino]

He often will do black scent in front of.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, man?

[Andrew Santino]

See, he does it.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, dog? Yeah. Raise the roof. Door.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And they don't say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they don't.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Stress is very normal.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the loot. Give me the loot. Give me the loot.

[Andrew Santino]

Say that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Your stress levels are pretty normal for this common day and age, but it does feel like your stress sometimes gets the best of you and it puts you in a negative place emotionally.

[Bobby Lee]

Oops. I don't know why I just did that. He's getting stressed.

[Andrew Santino]

He's getting stressed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He'll kick my check. One dough Dude, I guess. Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

And then there's trauma.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you want to talk about that? There's trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma.

[Andrew Santino]

And who caused.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Seems like a numerous. A lot of people.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

You've caused trauma.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I haven't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I've only helped trauma from a long, long time ago that you still haven't resolved.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Energetically, if anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta find that kid, wherever he is, whatever grocery store he's working.

[Bobby Lee]

London was traumatic.

[Andrew Santino]

London was. But she said it was a long, long time.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. So it definitely feels like it's somewhere within your 20s.

[Andrew Santino]

20S.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

So trauma. But I mean, you're still doing well. I still see many opportunities for you in your life. Positive and both negative. Life comes with both negative and positive. So it's fine. You work your way out of most scenarios, which is great, but just kind of pay attention to what's happening in your work life with that kind of don't let your energy get prolonged anymore. Kind of, if you want something, go and get it. And then with the energy that I feel taking advantage of you in a negative way, that one you need to kind of seek out because it is kind of not allowing you to reach your highest goal. But you've done well for yourself.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's smarter?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

You both are. Definitely very wise.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But the cards, what do they really say?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

It shows me that you have. Well, it doesn't show up in the cars, but it shows up in your energy that you have strategies.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah. Like I'm playing chess and he's playing checkers.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. You. You. Check it out. Check it out. Yo, You. You. I have no strategy.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I mean, I brought. We're not doing your reading anymore. I can't really look into it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Energetically.

[Andrew Santino]

What if you go with a float?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She said that it feels.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. Like you're kind of like.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a surfer.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Just go.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want intuition. You did say. You follow.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a dolphin.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah. Like, you need to start getting in touch with what it is you feel.

[Andrew Santino]

If we were animals, does it say anything about, like, what kind of animal energy that we have?

[Bobby Lee]

If you were to guess, what kind of animal would I be?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

You'd be a tiger, remember?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What would I be?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I. I don't know. I can't base off of that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a beaver. It's A beaver, Michael.

[Bobby Lee]

A platypus.

[Andrew Santino]

I have beaver teeth. Yeah, yeah, it's beaver. Yeah, well, she said it. That's fine. I'll stick to it. Beaver.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's great. So how do. How do people hire you?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

How so they can find me?

[Andrew Santino]

If you're in the Los Angeles area, I'm in Burbank.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

I. I run out of the. I own the House of Tarot in Burbank, and people can find me through my website, thehousepotero.com.

[Bobby Lee]

That'S you?

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Yeah, that's me.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Gosh, you did a great job.

[Bobby Lee]

Great job.

[Andrew Santino]

We found our inner truth and a right path for today. So if you want to get this in the LA area. Thank you so much. What a birthday gift that you just.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that cleans the end.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm seeing something in Korea.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

He said please drive safe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, good. Thank you, Ashley. You're the best.

[Bobby Lee]

So much. Amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Give a round of applause.

[Ashley (Psychic)]

Thank you, guys for having me.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Honestly, I will say it's probably one of the best birthdays you've ever had.

[Bobby Lee]

Had. It's joyous. It's beautiful, and I'm content.

[Andrew Santino]

You feel good?

[Bobby Lee]

I feel pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna keep your glasses?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna keep the glasses I really like.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait till you see the gift I got you tomorrow night.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? And you got me this expensive water.

[Andrew Santino]

Expensive water. You love fancy water. You're gonna take that home or share?

[Bobby Lee]

No, take it home.

[Andrew Santino]

Smart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, smart. Excited. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

And, you know, give a heartfelt goodbye to the fans for how, you know, how much they've been there for you and what they mean to you on your birthday.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I have to say, Lord, what I have to say in general is, is that. And I want to be real. Will you stop the gong?

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry. Sorry about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop the gong.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I just figured just for a second.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You've been gonging all night, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I apologize.

[Bobby Lee]

All right? I have to say that. Okay. In the. Okay, I'll do it over the gong. I, in my 50s have been. My 50s have been the best years of my life.

[Andrew Santino]

I want you to be serious. I'll stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And it really has been. And I've had a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Started over. I had to do with the little one. Started over. It's so fun to hit.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we keep.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you're ocd.

[Andrew Santino]

Can we keep it?

[Bobby Lee]

We can keep it.

[Andrew Santino]

That wasn't on the cards. All right, tell me. Be honest. Be honest. Go your 50s have been.

[Bobby Lee]

Have been turbulent, to say the least.

[Andrew Santino]

But positive.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a lot of negative, but also so much good. But I lived through them.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. A lot of dark, a lot of light, but I've grown a lot. And ultimately, I'm just like when I was at the Stardew Valley, sitting there watching and just looking at the beautiful sky and just being in the moment. Why'd you rub your eyebrow like that?

[Andrew Santino]

I had an itch, man. Don't stop, okay?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm saying. But this is like a face gong. Don't do face gongs.

[Andrew Santino]

My face looks like a gong of all faces because it's flat. Well, go.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Turbulent. But you got through it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

When you're sitting at Stardew Valley, looking up at the sky and just listening.

[Bobby Lee]

To this beautiful music, and I was just like, it does not get better than this. It doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean your life, income as a whole?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, I had nice seeds, but no, you know, I mean, ultimately, it just doesn't get better.

[Andrew Santino]

Life is really good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's. It's exciting. I. Yeah, it's been good.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, Life has been very good to you so far.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a rough begin. I mean, my. The first. 22, 23, 52, 53 years old. 51, 52, 53 were rough years. 53 were rough. Yeah. 50, but.

[Andrew Santino]

50.

[Bobby Lee]

51, 50, 50, 49. 49, 50, 51, 52, 53.

[Andrew Santino]

But right now you feel good?

[Bobby Lee]

I think I feel like I'm out of the woods a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Me, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you?

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like you're out of the woods.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I feel like I kind of got out of the woods and I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

Looking around and I'm looking in them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should get back in the woods. Yeah. But no, I really do, and I feel stronger. Just even my character, you know, like criticism and, you know, things I can take better, you know, I mean, and I also. I can throw things away in my mind. You know what I mean? Like negative thoughts, right? Yeah. And no, I mean, I have the best job in the world. All my dreams have come true. And it sounds cheesy, but it's not. Yeah. And I. You know, you've been a dear friend, and, you know, if you just get. Let's get rid of this house smell, you know, and then we're good. And then we're good. Yeah. But I do love you.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I love you.

[Andrew Santino]

So hard to say.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I. I honestly.

[Andrew Santino]

Say it honestly.

[Bobby Lee]

You're like a daughter of mine and I just. There is a deep love. I'll do anything for you. You.

[Lulu (Friend)]

I love you too.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Good. Better. Yeah. Yeah. And I love everyone in this room. I mean, m. You know, we're trying. I love you. Yeah. I love you too. You know, I mean. And there's a lot of love. Carlos. What's up?

[Andrew Santino]

He's sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he really?

[Andrew Santino]

He had a. He didn't eat all day.

[Bobby Lee]

What's wrong?

[Andrew Santino]

He almost passed out with the tarot girl. Was.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't feel good. So I switch him aon.

[Andrew Santino]

He eats. You know. He eats every like once a day.

[Bobby Lee]

I postmated nuggets during the fortune teller. Okay. You feel better? A little better. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing says a good pick me up for your health. Like chicken nuggets.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You ordered. How many nuggets did you order?

[Bobby Lee]

10.

[Lulu (Friend)]

That's not enough.

[Andrew Santino]

10'S not enough. You didn't. You ate once. That's your only time eating a meal?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Get to 20, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I only had a bagel all day.

[Andrew Santino]

Buddy, you've only been up for about six hours.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

He's been up since 9am yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, speech was.

[Andrew Santino]

The speech was.

[Bobby Lee]

What a great. What a great.

[Andrew Santino]

And what a great birthday. And it's not over.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tomorrow. Well, I'm just curious to see what happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't skip over me.

[Andrew Santino]

What about you?

[Bobby Lee]

He's just giving love to everyone. Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Teleport. You love him?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Andres. Andres. There you are. Andres.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

D.