Bobby's Flu Game w/ Tom Segura

Summary

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Bad Friends Podcast Summary

Episode Title: Bobby’s Flu Game w/ Tom Segura
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Tom Segura
Release Date: January 26, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, comedians Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are joined by longtime friend and fellow comedian Tom Segura. The episode is themed around Bobby’s upcoming comedy special, drawing a parallel to Michael Jordan’s iconic “Flu Game”, as Bobby himself is under the weather but determined to perform. The three riff on comedy specials, friendship dynamics, showbiz politics, therapy, favorite LA restaurants, absurd hypothetical scenarios, and recent streaming projects, all in classic Bad Friends chaotic style.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bobby’s “Flu Game” and Upcoming Comedy Special

• Bobby’s Under the Weather: Bobby discusses how he’s not feeling well just days before taping his first stand-up special, drawing comparisons to Michael Jordan’s historic flu game.
  • Quote: “Michael Jordan’s flu game—probably one of the greatest. He scored 38 points while battling the flu… so this could be your flu game.” — Andrew (06:18)
• Saving Energy for the Performance: Bobby jokes about being celibate to “save his chi” for the special, referencing advice given to professional fighters.
  • Quote: “I’m saving up my comfort for the special.” — Bobby (03:10)
  • Tom’s Advice: “That's the best advice. You should save your chi. For sure.” (03:22)
• Nerves and Preparation: Tom reassures Bobby about having nerves before a special, suggests taping multiple shows, and reminds him he can “cut it up” in editing.
  • Quote: “It’s healthy to have some nerves because it’s meaningful to you… You’ve done this 10,000 times.” — Tom (59:05)

Key Segment: Discussion on Bobby’s special, why he chose director Louis Katz, and teasing about Tom directing (11:49–13:00)

2. Comedy Special Production and Directing

• Director Choice: Bobby picked Louis Katz to direct, explaining he wanted someone who knows his act.
• Tom’s Special Experience: Tom has released six specials (all on Netflix), listing various directors he’s worked with.
• Lighthearted Mockery: The hosts and Tom play out a fake phone call scenario where Bobby hypothetically asks Tom to direct the special, poking fun at the gatekeeping in comedy.
  • Quote: “Why would I ask and get rejected by you?... I would never reject you.” — Bobby & Tom (12:26)
  • Time: (12:26–13:12)

3. Friendship Banter & Self-Sabotage

• Hostile Affection: Bobby repeatedly roasts Tom, then apologizes, exploring the love-hate comedy dynamic.
  • Quote: “There’s a part of me that just can’t give my love, and so I attack.” — Bobby (39:16)
• Therapy & Emotional Awareness: All three discuss their therapy routines, with Bobby reflecting on his tendency towards self-sabotage in close relationships.
  • Quote: “Can you bring that up in therapy this week?” — Tom (39:26)
• Therapist Boundaries: Insight into boundaries with therapists, not wanting them to consume their comedy.
  • Quote: “I don’t want them to know anything. I want that to be kind of like a complete disconnect.” — Andrew (29:29)

4. Viral Moment: Tom & Christina ‘Stranded’ in the Caribbean

• TMZ & Podcast Fame: Tom recounts how being briefly stuck in the Caribbean (Caribbean?) with his wife became tabloid news after they posted a casual video online, leading to jokes about not being missed.
  • Quote: “The only thing I heard from people was, ‘I hope you stay there.’” — Tom (05:03)
  • Time: (04:39–05:14)

5. LA Food Spots & Absurd Stories

• K-Town Korean BBQ Recommendations:
  • Bobby shouts out favorite spots: Parks BBQ, Chosun Galbee, Gabin, Agassi Gopchang, and Super Jeep Suppogee.
  • Wild Anecdote: Bobby describes witnessing an old Korean woman die right outside Chosun Galbee (“…they had the white thing all over her, right? And I was smoking a cigarette.”) (19:44)
• Vegas Dining with Tom: Bobby reminisces about their extravagant tasting menu experience at Jose Andrés' Bizarre Meats and being “keel[ed] over” with food.
  • Quote: “He feeds us absolutely everything on that menu, and to the point where we’re like, I think we’re all gonna throw up.” — Tom (26:08)

6. Pop Culture Dissection

• Movie and Show Reviews:
  • Tom and Bobby riff on recent films (Battle, Korean movies), walking out on bad ones (House of Gucci), and Sean Penn’s legendary performances.
  • Tom on House of Gucci: “House of Gucci…is an absolute piece of shit.” (51:09)
• Ryan Murphy’s Shows: Extended riff on Murphy’s obsession with hypersexualizing content.
  • Quote: “Everything he does, it’s like, sexy, sexy, cum. It’s like a teenage boy.” — Andrew (54:39)
• “Power Gays” in Hollywood: Bobby tells of late-night IHOP meetups with Hollywood’s powerful gay men.
  • Quote: “Every Friday night, I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood…Brian Singer, Spacey—all the power gays.” — Bobby (53:50)
  • Time: Power Gays = (53:28–54:19)

7. Hypotheticals, Roasts, and Category Play

• Imagining Awards (Golden Globe for Comedy Podcasting):
  • The guys riff on what their acceptance speeches would be like if Bad Friends ever “won” an award (“I’d have to pinch myself every day because I’m just living in gratitude.” — Bobby, 33:47)
  • Jokes about never being nominated and the politics/red tape involved (“You have to pay to be nominated.” — Andrew, 35:24)
• Absurd Scenarios:
  • Hypothetical—if Bert Kreischer slept with Tom’s wife Christina, what would Tom do? (“There’d be confusion, panic, and anger…then some humor.” — Tom & Bobby, 40:54)
  • Fluffing up for on-camera nudity (“Would you do dick out in a movie?” “100%.” “Papa Blue Chew.” — Tom & Bobby, 57:35–58:01)

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Notable Quotes & Moments by Timestamp

• Opening Salvo: Aggressive greeting and the “emperor eyes” bit (00:57–01:17)
• Phone Call Bit, Hypothetical Directing (12:26–13:14)
• Energy of Comedy Shows: “Every time [Bobby] gets introduced, it is just like thunderous.” — Tom (10:17)
• Heartfelt Moment: “You’ve been a friend, real comrade. And I apologize for being so negative.” — Bobby to Tom (09:26)
• Food Story: “I went to Chosun. Even though we saw…the last time I was there, I saw a dead body in the front.” — Bobby (19:29)
• Jose Andrés Story: “He just gives you, goddamn, every dish at multiple restaurants until you want to throw up.” — Tom (26:08)
• Therapy Boundaries: “I don’t want them to know anything…complete disconnect.” — Andrew (29:29)
• Award Riff: “What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?” — Andrew (31:18)
• The ‘Power Gay’ IHOP Summit: (53:44–54:10)
• Golden Globe Joke Speech: “I’d walk the opposite direction of the snake [aisle]…” — Bobby (31:44)
• Reflecting on Vulnerability: “Bobby is afraid of getting too close to the sun...He doesn’t want his heart broken.” — Andrew (42:25–42:34)
• Bobby on Self-Sabotage: “There’s a part of me that just can’t give my love, and so I attack.” (39:16)

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Other Highlights

• Season Plugs:
  • Tom’s special “Teacher” now on Netflix.
  • “Bad Thoughts” Season 2 coming in May.
  • Bobby’s special “Finally” taping in San Diego (“3D, 4HD, the whole thing. Dolby.” — Bobby)
• Bobby’s Healing Phase: Discussion about Bobby dating but “healing” rather than leaping into new love (41:56–43:08).
• Roasting Ryan Murphy: Extended riffing about his tendency to “horny up everything” (54:39–55:20).
• Fluffing Joke: If they did nude scenes, who would be the “fluff” on set? (“That’s your gay nightclub name is Fluff.” — Andrew, 58:08)

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Overall Episode Tone

The episode is playful, fast-paced, and a mix of sincere camaraderie and relentless roasting. Bobby’s anxiousness about his special anchors the episode emotionally, while Tom and Andrew oscillate between encouragement, irreverent hypotheticals, and inside-comedy meta commentary. The dynamic is, as ever, honest and unfiltered, capturing the unique ecosystem of successful, but still deeply neurotic, touring comedians.

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Recommended Segments (Timestamps)

• Bobby’s Flu Game special talk: 03:00–07:07
• Tom & Christina “stranded” viral story: 04:39–05:14
• Director choice & fake phone call: 11:49–13:14
• Awards show riff & acceptance speeches: 31:18–34:42
• Korean BBQ & dead body story: 19:22–20:13
• Jose Andrés Vegas food story: 24:31–26:28
• Therapy and comedian boundaries: 28:28–30:32
• Self-sabotage reflection: 39:09–39:39
• Hollywood “power gays” bit: 53:28–54:19
• Ending advice for Bobby’s special: 59:05–61:17

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Closing

This episode delivers both raw comic chaos and surprising sincerity, offering a behind-the-scenes look at the anxiety, competition, and care underpinning the world of stand-up. For fans of comedy, it’s a revealing and hilarious hangout among three seasoned comics at very different points in their careers—but all still very much “bad friends.”

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Who are these two idiots?

[A]

You two are disgusting.

[B]

We're bad friends.

[C]

We'll have to make an announcement. Good to see you, Tommy boy.

[D]

Hey, buddy. Good to see you, too.

[C]

So I'm doing my first special this.

[D]

Friday, and we've talked about this for years. Yeah.

[B]

How exciting is this?

[C]

Talked about it for years?

[D]

No, for. But like, we've really talked about this for years.

[B]

30 years.

[C]

Yeah. Pink face.

[B]

Pink face.

[C]

I mean, your face is so pink. What are you trying to prove, bud?

[B]

Is my face pink?

[C]

Yeah. But yours naturally pink.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

That's unnatural.

[D]

I'm flesh. From the whiskey. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

He's Asian. He breaks out like you guys do when he has whiskey.

[D]

Why did you come at me so aggressive.

[C]

You know what he also has?

[B]

Huh?

[C]

The emperor eyes from Star Wars. Look at it.

[B]

He's an emperor.

[C]

Yeah, like the emperor dude he has right now. Dude, Tom Segura has emperor eyes. At that.

[B]

He's calling you Sheave. Palpatine.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Why did you come at me so hard?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What?

[B]

What is that about?

[C]

I'm so sorry. I'm so uncalled for and unnecessary.

[D]

This happens every time I see you.

[C]

No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.

[B]

Every time I see you.

[C]

No, it doesn't.

[D]

Come at me with some insult and then you go, my bad, dude.

[C]

It is my bad, dude. But wait, you insult me all the time. What did.

[B]

When is the last time he insulted you either?

[C]

Your attitude. Oh, it's an energy insult.

[B]

It's energy. It's energy insults.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, you don't have to say words, dude. I can feel it. I'm tired of it.

[B]

So you know what happens?

[D]

That didn't happen.

[B]

This is.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Self sabotage. Yeah, because he has a special coming up and he goes, I don't feel well.

[C]

No. So what happened?

[B]

You things. Yes, he's doing that, Carlos. He's doing all the.

[C]

Here's what happened.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right. So all my reps are like. You got to put your reps in. I said reps twice.

[D]

All your reps. Oh, the reps Doing your standup. Reps?

[C]

Yeah, my representation said I have to.

[D]

Do a lot of reps. Repetitions. Let me just help clarify him for the audience.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you. Anyway, so I did Bakersfield in Fresno over the weekend. I just was around too many people. And then I wake up humble, brag.

[B]

About the tickets he was selling.

[C]

Really? 750 people. That's not a lot.

[B]

That is a lot.

[C]

Anyway, I wake up Monday morning with a sore throat and body aches.

[D]

Do you think it's from the shows? Yeah, things from the shows.

[C]

What do you think? Tommy boy.

[D]

He thinks he got me with Tommy boy. Oh, you got Covid.

[C]

Oh, no, no, I took it. No, I took a test. I don't have covet or the flu.

[B]

Do you think. Do you. Did you perhaps. Did you see a. A female friend over the last couple of days?

[C]

I did not. No.

[B]

Look at me.

[C]

I've been celibate.

[B]

Look at me when you do that. Did you not.

[C]

I'm a celibate.

[B]

Did you not see a female friend?

[C]

No, I did not. I swear to God I didn't.

[B]

You swear to God?

[C]

Yeah, because I'm saving up my comfort for the special.

[B]

Because that's the closer.

[C]

They said they have to save your come.

[D]

You know what. What that is? Can I tell you something? I mean this.

[C]

In all, like, fighters do it. I heard.

[D]

So that's the best advice. You should save your chi. For sure.

[C]

I did and I am.

[D]

Yeah, but keep it saved.

[C]

For how long?

[D]

At least through the spec.

[C]

Yeah, I am.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Of course I am.

[D]

Don't make kissy faces with anybody.

[C]

I'm not doing any kissy faces, dude. Like Rocky did.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that how he. But he ended up losing in that movie.

[C]

I know. He. He didn't save enough. I don't have a choice. Yeah. So he did attack Adrian a couple times, right?

[B]

He did.

[C]

Yeah. That's true. So.

[D]

But can we start over?

[B]

But again, yeah, you guys need to do a start over.

[D]

We start over.

[C]

No, we're not starting over.

[B]

We're gonna put that in. But you need to start over this relationship, because that's an old friend of ours. It feels strange to do that.

[C]

He dressed like a CIA agent now lately.

[D]

Almost dressed the same.

[C]

I know. All right. You're right. Look.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Let's start over.

[D]

Okay. What I was saying.

[C]

Welcome to the show. Yeah.

[D]

Before.

[C]

You look real good.

[D]

Thanks, buddy. So do you.

[C]

You were stuck in the Caribbean.

[D]

Yeah. How'd you know?

[C]

Because you know people. I've never been there. And some people get to go.

[B]

Is it the Caribbean or is it the Caribbean?

[D]

Yeah. I can't believe.

[B]

And I'm being honest. Is it.

[D]

I'm a fan of Caribbean.

[B]

It's the Caribbean. Because it sounds cooler.

[D]

I don't.

[B]

Comedians Tom Segura and Christina Pisinski stuck in the Caribbean due to Venezuela related.

[D]

My favorite thing is that.

[B]

That angle, by the way. That's insane. It looks like you guys are being interrogated.

[D]

All we did was like. We got a call from our podcast producer who was like, hey, you're not back, so we can't record an episode. Can you just put a video together for the podcast audience?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then people sent me. They're like, oh, you're on tmz. I was like, for what? They're like, for that video.

[B]

Oh, that's. Who picked this whole story up.

[C]

How do they get it?

[D]

Because it was. We just posted.

[B]

They posted it on Instagram.

[D]

Yeah. Just like, hey, we're not doing a podcast this week. We're in the. We're stuck. And then TMZ was like, they're stuck. And then the only thing I heard from people was, I hope you stay there.

[C]

Who would say that?

[B]

Oh, they're like, you wrote that a few times.

[C]

I know. But aside from me.

[B]

Wait, go back up to the. Just the way that TMZ title sings. Go back to. The title is Stranded in Paradise. Maduro's capture, shut down flights home.

[D]

It's so ridiculous.

[B]

Okay, so we got time. Segura and Chris, Stan Pazicki. And they're stuck. They're stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck in paradise.

[D]

Don't feel bad for them. What I was trying to say then, and you came at me, came at him again about my pink skin and all this was just that for years we've been talking about you doing a special. And I was just saying that I'm so excited and so happy that you're actually doing it and that fans get to see you do your standup now in a special. I think it's amazing.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm so. We're so happy.

[C]

Not by my full potential, because I'm. I'm not feeling well.

[D]

You're fine.

[B]

You're going to feel fine. Let's get you. Let's get you an iv. Let's get.

[C]

I did IV yesterday. Didn't work.

[D]

No. Do it again. And have you done nad yet?

[C]

I have add.

[D]

No nad.

[B]

Yeah. Michael Jordan's flu game. Probably one of the greatest. He scored 38 points while battling the flu. Or it was going out the night before and partying but even still, the Irish flu does get me. So this could be your flu game.

[C]

Tell me. Explain it to me.

[B]

1997, game five in the finals. Jordan had the flu.

[D]

Basketball.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Michael Jordan. He was Michael B. Jordan.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

No, Michael.

[D]

Not sinners. This is a fucking.

[C]

It's not Michael B. Jordan.

[D]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

This is the flu game, okay? And he had the flu and he performed. Unbelievable. It was. It's as if the gods were like, you're gonna be okay.

[D]

Because they. It's. It's what happened. It's. It's. It's that he is God's choice.

[B]

He's God's choice. And you're God's choice as well. And your specials.

[D]

You're gonna be amazing in this, dude. Yep. You're gonna be amazing in this.

[C]

Okay? Flu game.

[B]

Believe it. Never heard your flu game.

[C]

Never even heard of it. This is the.

[D]

Never heard of the flu game.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

June 11th.

[C]

Tell me more about it. Tell me more about it.

[D]

God.

[C]

Tell me more about it.

[D]

It's legendary. It's legendary. If you.

[C]

Is there a diarrhea game?

[D]

There is a diarrhea.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

The flu game is talked about more.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[B]

Yeah. Paul Pierce had a diarrhea.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

But.

[B]

But this one's a little bit more prominent.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Then there was an AIDS game, so Magic had.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I heard about that.

[B]

That one, you know, That's a scary game.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[C]

What?

[D]

Is there a name yet for the special?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

What is it?

[B]

It's so good.

[C]

Finally.

[B]

It's perfect.

[C]

Why not? Why not? You don't like it?

[D]

I love it. And. And you're shooting in San Diego in 3D.

[C]

Yeah. 3D, 4HD, the whole thing. Dolby.

[B]

They're doing it in IMAX, dude.

[C]

You want Dolby? I got Dolby, dude. Laser.

[D]

And where is this going?

[C]

Laser technology airing Hulu Hu. Yeah.

[D]

Hu.

[B]

Hu. Right on. Hu.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

That's amazing, dude.

[C]

You don't think I deserve it?

[D]

I didn't. I didn't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Aggressive.

[C]

It was so condescending, what he just did, dude.

[B]

No, he just.

[C]

He's successful. He's successful. He's conquered the game, dude. So he's on top. Just shut the fuck up, dude.

[B]

Whoa. See what he's doing. Wow.

[C]

All right.

[D]

I also came here.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, you came here what?

[D]

To say thank you for doing season one of Bad Thoughts. We're starting season two.

[C]

It was a fun experience, and thank you so much for having me.

[D]

How Long have you been awake?

[C]

I've been in bed for 24 hours.

[D]

Can I tell you all you need to do?

[C]

I've seen this on Tik Tok. I've seen this on Tick Tock.

[D]

This bit right here.

[C]

No, not this with it. It's the white man's. I know you're half Peruvian, whatever it is.

[D]

I appreciate that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. But it's your. Your hand. Domination.

[D]

Oh, hand down.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, you're doing that. You're trying to control the conversation. I understand what you're doing with your hands and I'm doing it back.

[D]

And you're seeing it through it.

[C]

I'm seeing right through it. Okay, go ahead. What are you gonna say?

[D]

That this weekend is going to be fantastic for you and these next few days, all I hope is that you actually listen to your body when it says it's time to rest. Get your rest, get your fluids, eat your food, feel good. And on Friday and Saturday and however many shows you're going to tape, you're going to feel great, man. It's going to be fantastic.

[C]

And you know, Tom, I have to be honest with you. Let me be real with you, dude. Yeah. You've been a friend, real comrade. And I apologize for being so negative.

[D]

I appreciate that.

[C]

Yeah. When I was talking about your pink face and your emperor eyes. Yeah, right. It's just an observation.

[D]

Cuz they're blue or is it cuz of the.

[C]

No, it just looked weird.

[D]

Oh, okay. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it's so. You, dude. You do, dude. All right.

[B]

What do I have to do?

[C]

Yeah, you're with him, dude. You're in that room with him. I've been sitting here. How long have I been sitting here?

[B]

10 minutes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I've been sitting here. You're cackling. You. I mean, with your.

[D]

Do you know that over the last few years, few times he has graced me with his presence to come on shows with me? Yeah, invited him.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Do you know that every time he gets introduced, it is just like thunderous.

[B]

Thunderous.

[D]

It's crazy thunder reception this.

[B]

It's unbelievable.

[D]

And that's going to be like when the special.

[B]

That's going to be the exact same thing.

[D]

People are going to lose their mind.

[B]

They are going to lose their minds. I know that. I know that as a fact.

[C]

You know what? I take.

[B]

Hold on. The whites are talking.

[C]

Okay, okay.

[B]

We're proud of them. Yeah, we're very proud of them.

[D]

To get a little guy like this up there and doing his thing. It's going to be amazing.

[B]

Now, do you feel a little bit better?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're getting hyped up.

[C]

I sure do. I feel jazzed.

[D]

This is a no.

[C]

I know.

[D]

This is a look.

[C]

And let me tell you something. Whatever you're doing, dude, off. Go back to Austin. Go back.

[D]

Come on.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I'm tired of it, dude.

[D]

Why are you tired of it?

[C]

I love you.

[D]

I love you, too.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

When does it come out?

[C]

You know when it comes out in November.

[D]

Oh, so you got to. You got some time.

[C]

We need, you know.

[B]

Yeah, we need to be some reshoots.

[C]

Okay, Here we go. Mr. Director.

[B]

Well, first of all, says Mr. Director, Andres is back. And we want to welcome back our old friend Andres, who hasn't been around Andres. And you guys can speak in tongues like you guys do to each other. You asked for the bathroom key.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And how did he say it to you? What did he say? Yeah, where's the mayo? You feeling a little bit better now?

[D]

Is he direct? Are you directing it?

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

Louis Katz. Louis Katz, the legendary cats.

[D]

I do know.

[C]

Yeah. Louis Katz is gonna do it.

[B]

Fantastic.

[D]

Did I consider or no? I can say it. I'm happy.

[B]

Not even. By the way, I've seen that movie. It's a great movie.

[D]

It's great.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I did consider it.

[D]

You did?

[C]

Yeah. He just doesn't know my act as well as Louis does.

[B]

That's not why.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I need performance notes.

[B]

That's. Could I have. You wanted a comedian?

[D]

Can I just throw something in here, though? Was there no thought of reaching out to me? Yeah.

[B]

Interesting.

[C]

What? You would never direct my special.

[D]

Why would I not direct your special?

[C]

You would never do it.

[D]

Why.

[C]

Why would I ask and get rejected by you?

[D]

I would never reject you.

[C]

Oh. So what would you say I call Ding, ding. Hello?

[D]

Is that.

[C]

Is it your mom's house?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Is it the corporate. You're. You're the corporate center of your mom's house?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Can I. Can I. Can I get linked into the. Thom Sigurd, the president, please?

[D]

Sure. Yes. Hold on a second.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Hello. This is a. The second assistant. You talk to the first.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I'm Bobby Lee. Have you heard of me? Yeah, yeah, I know, but I'm friends with Tom.

[D]

Okay, I'll send you over the first assistant.

[C]

I was already at the first assistant, and he sent me to the second assistant. I need to talk to Tom.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

He's not picking up my phone calls.

[D]

Which Asian is this?

[C]

I'm a Korean hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see. Did you see Asian or agency?

[D]

Asian's fun.

[C]

Anyway. I know. Can I talk to Sagura? Is there somebody closest to Sugar I could talk to?

[D]

He loves Grandma Kim's. Hold on one second and then they pass you through. Hey, Bobby.

[C]

Hello? Tom.

[D]

Yeah. Hey, what's up, man?

[C]

What's up, man?

[D]

What are you doing?

[C]

Groovy.

[D]

What are you calling for?

[C]

What's up?

[D]

What. What. What's the call for?

[C]

I just want to see how you were.

[D]

Oh, I'm good, man. How are you?

[C]

The dogs.

[D]

We don't have dogs.

[C]

I'm sure you will. I'm sure you will.

[D]

Dude, my son's allergic. I thought you knew that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. How are the kids?

[D]

They're good. They're allergic to dogs. Christina, alive and well.

[C]

That's fantastic. Wow, you're. What a show you're running.

[D]

Thanks, man.

[C]

Yeah, thanks. Tired of talking to me?

[D]

Not at all. Not at all.

[C]

Could hear something? Your voice?

[D]

No, Bro, what's going. How's. How's Andrew?

[C]

Oh, he's fine. And daddy dandy. He's hanging out with his friends, Taylor Swift and Barack Obama.

[D]

Is he friends with them?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, he's.

[D]

Is he there?

[C]

He's not around. No.

[B]

Hey, Tom. I'm here.

[C]

Andrew.

[B]

Hey, buddy.

[C]

Came out of nowhere, bud.

[B]

Hey. Hey, I picked up. I picked up the line upstairs.

[C]

Oh, I see.

[D]

You know what's going on? Bobby, you can hang up.

[B]

So good to see you.

[D]

What's going on?

[B]

What's up, dude?

[D]

What's up, bro?

[B]

Nothing. Bobby was going to ask you if you direct a special.

[D]

What?

[B]

He was going to ask you to direct a special.

[D]

Why the would I. He's not on the phone anymore.

[C]

No, I'm still here.

[B]

Oh, hey, Bob.

[C]

Hey. So can you.

[D]

When is it.

[C]

Oh, it's gonna be January 16th and 17th.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

Oh, I have a stool sample thing I gotta do for my guy.

[B]

Oh, yeah, you told me about that.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Can you move that?

[B]

I don't think.

[D]

I don't think you can move that. You know what I could do, though? I could ask.

[C]

Yeah, Ask who?

[D]

I'll ask the doctor.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And if the doctor says no doctor comes first.

[C]

Right. Okay. You have any suggestions of somebody that could direct it?

[D]

You think? Have fun and do your best.

[C]

Will you consider it? Tom? Bob. See, that's what's gonna. See, that's what's gonna happen.

[B]

That would have never happened.

[C]

That's why I don't call.

[D]

You know, this.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You would have done it in a heartbeat. Wow, that's nice to know.

[B]

And also, but I will say this.

[D]

I think Louis Katz is super.

[B]

He's the man.

[D]

I do think he's.

[B]

And he's gonna put out. He's gonna make something glory because, you.

[C]

Know, he's so like, hands on rookie quarterback before seven.

[B]

It's a big risk.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But I like it. It's smart.

[D]

No, he's great.

[B]

Get him out there on the field. He can play.

[D]

He's gonna be.

[C]

He's gonna play. Yeah.

[B]

He's gonna play well.

[C]

Although the other day I go, do you have any audience shots? He goes, we're not doing that.

[B]

I'm on his team. I don't like. Yeah, yeah. I. I don't like him. You don't need them. Why, why, why?

[D]

Sometimes one locked off just for edits. Right? Just because you're like, I want to.

[C]

He's doing this today. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I never liked it. I know. Why the audience need to see the.

[D]

I did not. I did not. No.

[C]

Who do you drugstores?

[B]

I don't remember.

[C]

No, but you have different people doing it in different shows.

[B]

The glorious Brandon Dermer did it. Our good friend Brandon.

[C]

Oh, Derman did one.

[B]

He did White Noise.

[C]

Oh, he did, yeah. Amazing. Yeah. And.

[B]

And home field advantage.

[C]

Who directs yours? You different people.

[D]

I've had for the last two. I had Ryan Pido, I had Jay Caris do one. I had Rami Hashash do one.

[B]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[C]

How many have you done?

[D]

Four. Six.

[C]

You've done six specials already? Yeah, all Netflix.

[D]

All were on Netflix.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

[D]

Yeah. There's one out right now, man.

[B]

There's one out right now. Teacher.

[D]

Teacher. Yeah.

[C]

Go check it out on YouTube.

[D]

It's on Netflix.

[C]

Netflix, YouTube, whatever.

[B]

We're on YouTube.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, I was. I can't make a joke to the king.

[B]

Premier League, you know.

[C]

Oh, oh, Premier League.

[B]

He's in the Premier League.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I'm in the third division. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I see.

[B]

What are some of the teams that we're aligned with?

[C]

I'm Portsmith.

[D]

Exactly.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Very good.

[C]

I'm Coventry City.

[D]

You know, teams.

[C]

Yeah, I do, I do.

[B]

He's a big soccer fan.

[D]

I'm a big. Are you really?

[B]

Huge soccer fan.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Arsenal.

[C]

I'm Cardiff.

[B]

Who?

[D]

You have an all time favorite team?

[C]

Arsenal fc.

[D]

That's your squad.

[C]

Bleed Red.

[D]

You don't have a tattoo of them?

[C]

I don't. I'm Going to get one, though. I bleed red.

[D]

Do it tomorrow, dude. Do it for the special.

[B]

Should do it for the special, actually.

[C]

Get an Arsenal tattoo for the special.

[B]

And under it. Right? Finally.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And what do I do under the Gooner cannon?

[C]

Right under my eye.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

That's a fantastic. Like a cannon. Because that's.

[D]

Yes. Who's your favorite player of all time?

[C]

Probate.

[D]

Get that on the other eye.

[C]

But Henri's face here. Arsenal here.

[D]

And then you lock in on Friday. Saturday.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I feel like. I feel like the focal point. There needs to be something here, too.

[D]

Maybe a soccer ball.

[C]

Maybe. Maybe something different, though, like something. I'm into video games. That's right.

[B]

A bed. Put a bed up there.

[D]

No. Korea.

[C]

No. Ghost of your time or whatever. Ghost.

[B]

What did you just say?

[C]

What did you say?

[D]

Fuck.

[C]

Gigantic watermelon.

[D]

You like to.

[C]

I didn't understand word.

[B]

Just romantic. Watermelon. Yeah. What? Oh, from Stardew Valley. Now I go. Oh, very funny. Good slam.

[C]

That's a good slam, dude.

[B]

Very good.

[C]

Why? Because I like farming simulation games. You face right. I love to plant. All right. It's not okay.

[B]

Isn't it funny that he'll plant on a video game, but never in real life? Yeah, it's kind of fascinating.

[D]

What about bull? Right here.

[C]

Oh, little meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Waterin Farm. It's not just bryes. That aridis. I do too.

[C]

They don't have watermelons and they have kimchi.

[B]

Kimchi.

[C]

Kimchi. They're summer melons.

[D]

Kimchi. Okay. If you were going to do green food on your face, tattooed for the rest of your life, 100% kimchi.

[C]

I mean, a bowl of bibimbap.

[D]

Oh, that would be the foundation of it all.

[C]

Yeah. I would do a bowl of bibimbap.

[D]

Not kimchi.

[C]

Wow. Bibimbap is an interesting dish because it does symbolize my life. Yeah. It's a mixture of things.

[B]

Go on. Layers.

[C]

What?

[B]

There's a lot of layers.

[C]

I just said it.

[D]

Do you have a top one or two LA spots?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Korean spots.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Parks.

[C]

Well, I went to parks Sunday and yesterday, by the way.

[D]

Both days. Yeah.

[B]

Chosun Gobi.

[C]

Yeah. So I go to Chosan. Even though we saw. The last time I was there, I saw a dead body in the front. So I kind of haven't got.

[D]

In the front, meaning the lobby, like the host stand or just standing, sitting.

[C]

Laying there in the front of the entrance area.

[D]

Dead.

[C]

Yeah, she was dead.

[B]

They die all the time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[C]

And they had. They had. They had the white thing all over her, right? And I was smoking a cigarette.

[D]

She's dead. In the restaurant.

[C]

Right out. Right up front.

[D]

Right out front of the restaurant.

[C]

And I was kind of like, look at these old people gathered around in front of the thing I was making of them. And then somebody goes, I think that's the family. I'll go, wait.

[D]

Did they go there to bring. Did they bring.

[C]

It was like an old Korean group that went in. One of them died and was outside.

[B]

The crazy, but a great place to die. Yeah, you would love to die there.

[C]

I have a photo of it somewhere in my phone. I took a photo.

[D]

Are you a big garlic fan?

[C]

Yeah, I'm a big garlic friend. Why do you want to know? Why would you ask that friend? I'm going to give you my best spots, right? That's what you asked?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

May I?

[D]

What are they?

[B]

Dude?

[C]

What?

[D]

What are they?

[C]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

So I like Chosan parks. I like this place called Gabin. Yeah, right.

[B]

This place that we went to in the alley or I mean in the parking lots in the back. Park in the back.

[C]

Oh, that's Agassi. Gopchong.

[B]

Yeah, Agassi was good.

[C]

But that's a late night spot, right, Agassi? What? It's more of a late night spot. You know what I mean?

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. So those are. I like Super Jeep Suppogee. Yeah. So have you gone?

[D]

I don't think so.

[C]

Yeah. Whoa.

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[C]

So funny. So I. Fucking piss me off. So I had one of the best meals of my life with you.

[D]

Really?

[C]

In Vegas.

[D]

Where at?

[C]

At the fucking Jose, huh? Right.

[D]

Yeah, that was. His Bizarre Meats was there.

[C]

Yeah, right, Was. But I booked. I booked a hotel room because I knew that that was there.

[D]

You did not.

[C]

I did. There, yeah.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I checked in. I went. I went. I always go straight to Bazaar Meats, and, like, it's not here anymore.

[D]

It's not there yet.

[C]

Why?

[B]

What hotel was it?

[D]

So he used to have Bizarre Meats at the Sahara, and then here's closed, right?

[C]

No, I was just there.

[D]

He was just there, but it seemed close. It's no longer there.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

I thought they closed that thing.

[C]

No, it's still there.

[B]

Yeah. The rooms are like, 16 bucks a night.

[C]

But that was the. One of the best meals. It's incredible I've ever had.

[D]

Dude, I have to say this. Last time I went there. I went there a few weeks ago, like, a month ago or so for F1. What was that? No, two months ago, I guess, for F1. And I texted him that I was there.

[B]

Jose Andres.

[D]

Jose Andres. And he was like, oh, I'm here. Come by one of my restaurants we went by. And this guy, by the way, he's. You know that he is just the most. Not just amazing chef, but amazing person. This guy does World Central Kitchen. Yeah, yeah. They feed people.

[C]

Philanthropic.

[D]

You're almost there.

[B]

Philanthropic.

[D]

Yeah, but it was there. He took us. Gave us everything that.

[C]

This.

[D]

That. That. The. That the restaurant makes, like, every dish and then goes, let's go to my other restaurant. We're like. We're, like, keeled over. He's like, go to. Let's go to my other restaurant. We go to the second restaurant with him.

[B]

Jesus.

[D]

And we. He feeds us absolutely everything on that menu, and to the point where we're like, I think we're all gonna throw up.

[C]

Right? Yeah.

[B]

Too much.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then he's just the greatest guy. I cannot say enough good things about this guy. He's just like.

[C]

He's.

[D]

He's an incredible dude. Like, as a. As a restaurateur, as a chef, and as a human being, Jose Andres is top. Top of the.

[B]

And as a philanthropist.

[D]

As a philanthropist, yes. But you're almost there.

[B]

Iberico ham.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You like that stuff. You guys love that stuff.

[D]

Where are you from in there?

[C]

I'm from Galicia. I have a similar story to that. My friend Frank took me to a McDonald's.

[D]

And what did they give you?

[C]

He's a manager. I got a Double Pounder, cheese.

[D]

Do you ever. Did you tell him?

[C]

Then we went to the Arby's.

[D]

If the fries and if. Wow.

[C]

I was like, it's just too much fr.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Franklin, if fries aren't hot, do you ever go back and go 100?

[C]

100.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I need these hot.

[B]

I need these hot.

[D]

I need fresh fries.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I say that in the window. Can I get fresh fries, if you don't mind? Yeah, I'll pay for it.

[C]

They need to be.

[B]

Yeah, I want the fresh fries.

[C]

You can heat them up with your eggs the next morning and they're really good.

[D]

No, in a pan. In a pan. Okay. Not in the microwave. Everybody learns that the time you go home and you take out your fries and they suck, you put them in the microwave. Like, these are fucking worse now. Yeah. And the pan's the way to go with your eggs.

[C]

Just as like a breakfast. A little breakfast.

[D]

Potatoes. I took you to Bizarre Meats. You asked.

[C]

I know. And I. I just said out loud. It was the most amazing experience. It was me. You. I forgot who was there, but a bunch of people.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. The bill must have been a lot of. Lots of money. We just ordered.

[B]

Well, Jose Andres took care of it.

[C]

Yeah, whatever.

[D]

Actually, no, no, you did.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Because I remember Tom paying for it.

[B]

Invited you the restaurant, then made you.

[D]

No, no, When I went this time, he took care of everything.

[B]

Ah.

[C]

But that's also that that weekend was probably one of the best weekends of my life. Maybe even. Yeah. Because we did that big show.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It was me, you, Shane, Bert. Yeah. At the MGM Grand. And that was really funny. Fun. That was powerful.

[D]

Powerful.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Powerful show.

[D]

Strong night.

[C]

Yeah. So, anyway, thank you for that. Yeah. And thank you for TV show.

[D]

That was fun.

[C]

Yeah. And thank you for a lot of things, and I appreciate it.

[D]

I love you, Bob.

[C]

I love you too, man. What's up?

[B]

Does the aggression stop?

[C]

You know, I have to go to therapy to see where my hostility is.

[B]

I'm going tomorrow.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Are you.

[D]

I'm going tomorrow. Really?

[C]

You have therapists here?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah, this guy's got them all over the place.

[C]

You have one in Austin or just. You have two or.

[D]

No, just la.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. And you've been with.

[B]

This is where they are. They're here.

[C]

And you're with. Have you been with this person, this for a long time?

[D]

Long time?

[C]

Yeah. I've been with mine for six, seven years now.

[D]

Oh. I've been longer.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's so funny because they. They don't. They won't hang out with you outside of the thing.

[D]

That's not a thing that you should.

[C]

I've asked. You want to go get a bite to eat? No, we're not doing. We don't do that.

[D]

I found myself. You ever. Have you ever asked your therapist to watch something you've done?

[C]

Yeah, they say no, no, no.

[D]

He did. And then I was like, oh, no.

[B]

I don't like the idea of knowing me at all. I prefer them to not be familiar with me in any way, shape or form.

[D]

I go, I talked about this thing in the. I don't know if you should watch it. And then I. I guess I was like implying, but I didn't directly.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then he came back. He's like, yeah, I watched it. And he's. I go, well, he's like, I'm so. That's so good. I was like, ah, you sound like my mom.

[B]

You did a good job, buddy.

[D]

Good job.

[B]

I don't want them to know anything. I want that to be kind of like a complete disconnect. I want it to be like, yeah.

[D]

But he's checked out your.

[B]

He. No.

[D]

You don't think so? He's easy to find, man. You think he has that list?

[B]

No, no. But I think it's more like we two different cultural circles.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[C]

What do you mean? He's a minority.

[B]

He's gay. He's gay.

[C]

So is he gay?

[B]

I don't think I'm his flavor of lifestyle. You know what I mean? He likes art, high art.

[C]

We all like. You like a higher, right? I'm a higher guy. Yeah. Yeah. I've been a MoMA.

[B]

You've been a MoMA?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, I think he probably has a more intellectual consumption of his. I don't think he likes fart.

[D]

Sounds like you're his therapist.

[B]

I am, yeah.

[C]

Oh, you don't think your therapist like far humor.

[B]

I don't think he likes what we do. I think this would be something.

[D]

He'd be like, this is some low brow.

[B]

Yeah. He'd go, this is nice for you. That's good that you.

[D]

It's good for you.

[B]

Good for you, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

I hate it when like, I'm in a situation where like someone, like someone recognizes Me. And then, like, an old lady will go, well, I'd like to check out what you do.

[B]

Nightmare.

[C]

And I always go, you can't.

[B]

Please don't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Please don't. You'll hate me like, on a plane.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

How do these people know you? Yeah. And then you go, well, I think they know me from. I do. There's a podcast. And what is it?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And I'm always like.

[C]

You say it. I don't even say it.

[B]

I say, well, my name is Jason Bateman and it's called Smartless.

[C]

Yeah. My name is dad Shepard. Yeah.

[B]

And it's a great show.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And we talked about that before. None of those guys. All.

[D]

They all.

[C]

Congratulations for Amy Poehler for winning a Golden Globe. Unbelievable podcast.

[B]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable. I mean, unbelievable.

[C]

So good. Congratulations.

[B]

What would your speech have been if you won a podcast?

[C]

They'll never not nominate us.

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

But they'll never nominate us.

[B]

No, I know. But in the hypothetical fun world, I.

[D]

Would nominate you guys.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

I would nominate you.

[B]

What would your speech be?

[D]

Okay, Bobby. And the winner for the best podcaster of the year, Bobby Lee. This is the bet.

[C]

I would do. Me.

[B]

Oh, that's good.

[C]

I would take my time. I would take my time.

[D]

Take your time.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. And then I would walk the opposite direction of the snake.

[B]

Funny.

[C]

Yeah, it's funny.

[B]

Fun.

[C]

Funny. Right. And I would go as far as I could until somebody turned me back.

[D]

Around, and then they go, yeah, say something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, so they. And then have to. And then I'll just be confused. I'll go toward the stage, and then I'll probably give.

[D]

The music starts playing.

[C]

You're off. Yeah.

[B]

Be great if that took up your whole time.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's what I would do.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I take up all my whole time just getting up there.

[B]

That's very funny.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

That's really. That's the funniest way to do it. But if you had, like, the mic.

[C]

See, that's what I'm saying. I'm trying to avoid it.

[D]

So, like, go ahead.

[C]

All right.

[D]

I mean, you're going to talk about the situation in Iran, obviously.

[B]

Yeah. You have to.

[C]

Yeah, No, I want to have a be good pin.

[D]

Check this out.

[C]

Outrageous.

[D]

Are you gonna thank.

[B]

Anyway, thanks for my. Thanks for the award.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Thank your crew for, like, all the support. No way.

[C]

Yeah, I want to. Yeah. I want to thank.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

Well, first of all, I don't even know why was this even A category.

[B]

Smart.

[C]

Yeah. It's the Golden Globes. I. I thought it was higher end here, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Hey, Nikki, what's up? I'll call her out.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And if she pretended and if she pretend.

[B]

Nice to meet you, Bobby.

[C]

If you pretend that you didn't know me. Met that man. Yeah, yeah. It would be war.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And I'd be like, I just don't even know this. But anyway. Yeah. Well, you would have to get the award because I wouldn't get it alone. It would be with you.

[B]

Oh, it'd be Podcaster of the Year for sure. You would get.

[C]

It'd be you and I.

[B]

No, you'd get it.

[C]

No, they don't do that. They nominate shows.

[D]

Would you want Andrew to speak?

[C]

Yeah, you do the speaking.

[B]

Thank you, Jews.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you leave.

[D]

And that's a. That's a win. Win.

[B]

That's.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Touching all the bases there, man.

[C]

Be good. And that'll be weird. You carry both, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, then there's a secondary interview. Now you're off the stage, and now you're on, like the backstage red carpet thing with the backdrop. And they go, bobby, how do you feel? You just won the Golden Globe.

[C]

I go, I have to pinch myself every day because I'm just living in gratitude.

[D]

Oh, you do one of those. Those are good.

[C]

Do you know you don't like those?

[D]

I like them. Yeah. Yeah. Those go a long way.

[C]

I'm afraid that I would probably edit myself because I don't want to say anything.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Too crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'd have been like, I'm just happy that we beat Two Bears.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's just a big win for us.

[C]

They weren't even nominated.

[B]

They weren't?

[C]

No.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

You would do that in the moment?

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We were doing that moment. Yeah.

[B]

Just a little play.

[C]

They weren't even. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. Remember when they made fun of you on your own show when they came.

[D]

In to do a swap?

[B]

We remember those guys. Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

This is what you would lead with.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. You'd have to.

[D]

You have a Golden Globe right now.

[B]

You gotta give. You gotta give our fans what they really want, man. It's not about the Globes. It's about our dogs, our fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People that love us and that's why we love them.

[C]

Yeah. We make up your names.

[D]

Oh, that's good.

[C]

Benny Creeker. You know, small good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Benny really good.

[C]

And Benny Creeker. Yeah, yeah. And Larry Sagara. Larry Sagara is very talented. Have you seen that show? I was. It was called.

[B]

What show?

[C]

Darkness.

[B]

Not even a play on words. Dark sketch.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Really good.

[C]

Yeah, really good.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Really good stuff.

[B]

Really good stuff. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. What would you. What's your speech?

[D]

I. I. First of all, I can't even.

[C]

You gotta do it now.

[D]

I can't imagine being nominated.

[C]

Me either.

[D]

I would never consider that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Well, because you have to fill out, I bet. Because you have to fill out and you have to pay them.

[B]

You have to pay. Yeah, yeah. You have to pay to be nominated.

[C]

And I'd be like, I'm not paying that well.

[B]

Those companies, they get paid by, like, Spotify and One Tree and these podcast companies, they pay for the nomination, so.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

How much is it?

[B]

I don't know. No idea.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. But they were never going to nominate us because it's. They're going to nominate the people in their ecosystem.

[D]

I would have said something like. I would have said something like, honestly. And I mean this. I would have been like, bobby Lee should have won this award, you know?

[C]

No, you wouldn't.

[D]

Yeah. Like when Ving Rhames did that for Jack Lemmon.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, this is for you. And I cry and then. Yeah, I would just put a. Said I would have talked about you, probably.

[C]

Yeah. It's amazing that Joe hasn't. Wasn't nominated, though.

[D]

He actually.

[C]

I.

[D]

From what I saw. I didn't ask him this. I didn't talk to him. I saw that he wasn't he with. But it, like, withheld himself from being even nominated.

[B]

Yeah, he doesn't want to go.

[D]

He doesn't do that. There's.

[C]

Right.

[D]

That is the last place on earth.

[B]

Yeah, he doesn't want to do that, man. That. That's not interested.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, I mean, why. Yeah, it's just not fitting for our kind of comedy podcast.

[C]

I think that's what it is. Yeah.

[B]

They wouldn't put us over there.

[C]

We should make our own award show do it. Do we need one for star people?

[B]

For what?

[C]

I mean, here's what we need, a gathering. Here's what I'm saying.

[B]

This is what Gank Fest is for.

[C]

No, no, it's a different. That's different. We want a gathering of just all of our path. You know, we're dressed up, we're in a tuxedo, mini red carpet. Right. And just to be around our friends and family, you know, for family.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And to go, Patty, shit on the bat and go, you did a good job. On the Two Bears, that episode or whatever.

[B]

Yeah. Is that what you want?

[C]

Not really. That's your birthday party. That was my birthday party? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I dressed.

[D]

You had a birthday party?

[B]

Yeah, bowling party.

[C]

Bowling party.

[B]

It was amazing. You were invited, you know.

[C]

You know. That's good.

[D]

What's good?

[C]

That's good? That's good. That's good, what you're doing. You don't fucking live here.

[D]

I would have flown here.

[C]

You would not.

[D]

I would have flown here.

[C]

Can I say another thing? I ran into you. I ran out into you. Right. I was with a girl. Right, Right.

[B]

Open.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Yes. You know, I mean, and it was, like, interesting.

[D]

What was interesting?

[B]

What?

[D]

What was interesting?

[C]

It's just you and Kirk, you know, coming out of a. You know, I mean, an suv, Beautiful one, you know, I mean, and you guys are just, like, kind of buzzed. You just, you know, full of life.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

You gu. You guys were giggling, too. You guys giggled out of the atv.

[D]

Well, we probably took something.

[C]

Yeah, whatever.

[D]

But you guys, you know, there were some other people.

[C]

Hey, Bob, you know, I mean. Yeah, I'm like, you know, be panhandling out there.

[B]

You're with a girl.

[C]

Oh, yeah. With a girl?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You're with beautiful girl.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. With a beautiful girl.

[D]

He was with a beautiful girl, and he was kind of like, hey, you know, be cool. Be cool.

[B]

Be cool.

[C]

I said that to her.

[D]

You said.

[B]

You do say that to her a lot.

[C]

Yeah. Be cool.

[D]

You looked at us and you were.

[C]

Like, oh, be cool. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you guys say outrageous things. When I'm with a girl, people say, not you. But, like, comic will say, outrageous.

[B]

Not me. I'm always good around your girl.

[D]

I'm really good. Don't.

[C]

I know. You're the best. I. Yeah, no. You know, Tom, you're the best. I love it. You know, and thanks for doing this, dude. I really. I'll be on. Thanks for doing this. I don't know why, whenever I see you, I get. I'm a little hostile.

[D]

Very.

[C]

Yeah. But.

[D]

Little.

[C]

But there's a lot. You know, we had Native American seances before. Yeah, you mean in Canada?

[D]

That's right.

[C]

We've experienced that. Have you experienced that with Tom?

[B]

I have not. No. Our.

[C]

Our.

[B]

Our relationship doesn't really go to the depths of Native American seance.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But it will one day.

[D]

We did shows together. We've done a television show together. We've done Native American seances. We've done sponge baths. We've done all this oh, we've done.

[C]

A lot of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

What else do you need?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Not much.

[B]

So where's the negativity coming from?

[C]

It's because I know what it is. What is it is I love him so much.

[D]

Oh, he always gives it to me, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I love him so much. But then it's. There's a part of me that just can't give my love, and so I attack. Yeah.

[D]

What is that?

[C]

Yeah, I don't know what it is.

[D]

Can you bring that up in therapy this week?

[C]

Yeah, anything I need to bring it up. Like, I'll just run into somebody and I will attack them.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, you must have seen this before.

[B]

He's never done this before.

[D]

But you've. No. With nobody.

[C]

No, no, I've never done it with him.

[D]

You don't do with him?

[C]

No.

[D]

Why do you. Because you feel comfortable enough with him?

[C]

I'm scared of him.

[D]

Are you scared of him?

[C]

Yeah, I mean, you know, I always get. He has a temperament.

[D]

What is this saying? Is this a personality disorder?

[C]

Oh, I just think he's self sabotaging.

[D]

His relationship with you.

[B]

Ah, interesting. He's therapizing. But I do. That could be part of it.

[C]

Like, do you fight with. Fight with Bird at all?

[D]

I wouldn't say we. No, we don't fight.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah.

[D]

Disagreements sometimes, you know, it's. But not.

[C]

I.

[D]

We don't have a lot. We have a pretty good style of communication.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They don't even speak anymore. You know this, right? They're not talking.

[C]

That's what I meant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys don't talk often.

[B]

They don't talk at all. And he cut out. He cut him off.

[D]

No, we go through the assistance. What's he saying?

[C]

No, but I think you guys have. You have your podcast together.

[B]

Not anymore. He. Bert slept with Christina.

[C]

Wow. He did.

[B]

He did. Yeah. Yeah, he did.

[C]

If that happened, what would you do? Oh, my God. No, but what would. What would you do?

[D]

Great.

[C]

No, that. That wouldn't be your first reaction.

[D]

Probably.

[C]

It would be like. You'll be confusion first. Let's go through the feelings. Right.

[D]

Confusion would be a. Confusion.

[B]

Confusion first.

[C]

Yeah. Confusion first. Right.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Confusion, panic.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And anger.

[C]

There'd be some humor to it. You would probably laugh.

[B]

I probably laugh.

[C]

Yeah. Like, I can't believe this. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And then how, how and when. Well, and why. Yeah, how, when and why and who I would get.

[D]

I would understand. I'd understand the how. Which Would be. He would be on his back. Yeah. All right.

[B]

It's just math.

[C]

Where's the when? We don't know.

[D]

Wednesday.

[C]

On a Wednesday? Okay. Okay.

[D]

Who?

[C]

All right.

[D]

Who? Bert. Yeah.

[C]

Where? House. House.

[D]

How?

[C]

Yeah. How? Back on his back.

[D]

When?

[C]

Wednesday.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And why?

[C]

And why? What's why?

[D]

They. They have this chemistry.

[C]

Chemistry. Right. Right. Yeah. That's crazy.

[D]

Yeah. Well, are you still with that chick that I saw you with? I was with Kirk.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's your chick?

[C]

Somebody I'm seeing.

[D]

I mean, it was a while ago, so that's somebody I'm seeing. It's been a while.

[C]

It's been a while. It's been a while. You'll see.

[D]

Is that your girl?

[C]

Bobby Lee?

[D]

You have brown eyes now, right? Is that your girlfriend?

[C]

It's somebody that I am seeing. Tom. What the are you getting?

[D]

I don't know this lingo.

[C]

It's somebody that I like that we're seeing. I don't know what it is yet, Andrew.

[B]

It's Bobby. Bobby is afraid of getting too close to the sun.

[D]

I got it.

[B]

You know what I mean? He's cool on the beach.

[D]

I saw him. This was like a year ago or something, man.

[B]

Well, he doesn't want his heart broken.

[D]

I got it.

[B]

I think that's what it is. I think that's more what it is. He's afraid of getting his heart.

[C]

I've been ripped apart many times.

[B]

He's been shredded up.

[C]

I've been out there in the wild.

[D]

You got ripped apart, then you think this could be the one?

[C]

I don't know. But let me say something. It's gonna take a. It's gonna take a while for me to my wounds to heal.

[D]

You know?

[C]

My wounds are healing. Let it heal first.

[B]

He's in a healing.

[C]

I'm in a healing phase. Yeah. All right.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And we respect it, and we really want to let him be in his healing phase.

[C]

Yeah. And I don't know if you know this, but as you get older, doesn't mean as much.

[D]

Does it mean as much?

[C]

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It? Does it. The erection lasts a little too longer.

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No, I sold my house.

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Yeah, go to the hotel when you.

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Good advice, man. Let's go to the hotel.

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Go to the hotel, too. Yeah.

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Don't go to the smoke. Go to the smokehouse and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Y.

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Actually, actually, definitely go to the smoke house if you're going to go somewhere for dinner. Yeah, hunker down.

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I'm ready.

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No, I've done that.

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What? What?

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What, do you just return back to Earth or something? Do you go to movies? Yeah. He goes to movies.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

I can't see this man going, come on, Christina. We're going to go to the, you know, Laemley and watch so and so.

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Wait, why? I love movies.

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Okay. What's the last movie you saw in the theater?

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That's a good question.

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Yeah, yeah.

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It's been a minute. I, I, you know, I saw the. The Naked Gun thing in theaters. Oh, that was.

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Yeah, that was fun. Did you see one Battle?

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I just saw it two days ago. I saw it in a home theater. Yeah, I thought it was fantastic. By the way. I love.

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I thought it was fantastic.

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What was?

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What? Yes, I did. We spoke to.

[D]

We spoke, and I can't. Like, it's all great. Like, I cannot stop thinking about Sean Penn in that thing. He's.

[B]

You know, I hate to do this back to the award, but if he doesn't win anything for that, I have lost hope in all sorts of. Yeah. Because he's incredible.

[D]

He's incredible. Incredible.

[B]

He's ripping the table we have. That guy's the man.

[D]

He's ripping darts at the table.

[B]

And, you know, they're like, sean, you cannot smoke here.

[D]

He's like, get the.

[C]

Out of you.

[D]

The. The thing is, sometimes with, like, I realize this with greats. It happens in comedy, and it happens in. In acting, happens in music you get so used to. You're like, oh, yeah, that guy. Like, you've known it. And then you see something or you hear something, whatever, again, and you're like, oh, yeah. That's why we talk about.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

This guy's incredible.

[C]

Yeah, he's incredible.

[B]

Since he was a kid.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is even more impressive. It's not like there was like, oh, he popped off when he was 45.

[C]

He's been even as Spicoli.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

When you saw that as a kid, you're like, that's something different.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Sister embodies, you know, I mean, it's not as. He's not doing a sketch. He really embodies Spicoli in that. In that role. Yeah. And if you watch, like, Mystic River. Is that the movie?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Dude. No. Everything incredible. If you. If that guy signs up for your movie, it's something special.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

His, his, his.

[D]

Wait, do you go to the movies?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. This guy's a. I'm a big movie.

[C]

I'm a cinephile.

[D]

What have you seen recently?

[C]

I walked out of that.

[B]

The Korean movie? Yeah.

[C]

What's a one chance.

[B]

Oh, no other chance.

[C]

I couldn't get behind this character. Well, yeah.

[D]

What's one that. Another one that you saw that you liked?

[C]

I. You know, I saw Predator Badlands.

[D]

You liked it?

[C]

I thought it was great.

[D]

Really?

[C]

I thought it was really good. You liked it.

[D]

Yeah, but no other choice.

[C]

You left but 80 of the movie. I was just like, I. This character is so annoying. I couldn't do it.

[B]

And he gives away his dog. That bothered you?

[C]

Yeah, that bothered me.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We shouldn't spoil it. But we just did.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Don't.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[B]

You'll see it.

[C]

You never walk out of a movie, Tom.

[D]

I've walked out of multiple movies.

[C]

Yeah. Give me a movie that you walked out.

[D]

House of Gucci. Oh, it's an absolute piece of.

[C]

Really?

[D]

It's terrible.

[C]

You went to the theater.

[D]

Watch it in the theater.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you were by yourself.

[D]

I couldn't believe they paid people to be involved. The performance that this gives in this movie.

[C]

Who's the.

[D]

This on the right here? The Adam Driver.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, my God. Were you, like. Could you not hire a dialect coach? Yeah, like, papa. I love it. The ties. So bad. It's so bad.

[B]

Who is that guy?

[D]

And then there's. It's.

[B]

That's Lady Gaga.

[D]

That's Lady Gaga.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And then, like, is. I think it's Ridley Scott directed. Yeah. And you realize this thing happens with directors that if you have a certain level that you achieve and no one can say to you that you just make these. You're like, the scene's over. You're like, what was that scene all about?

[C]

Yeah, right.

[D]

Yeah, it's a. I could not feel like a bigger waste of film.

[C]

I think you should be more collaborative, or at least I would listen to an actor. Like, what do you think? You know, I mean, I thought this was.

[B]

Those guys don't want to be told.

[C]

Terrible. Yeah.

[B]

Done so much.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I saw another. Another show from Ryan Murphy I get previewed called Beauty or something, and it's about, like, beautiful people. And once again, he has managed to, like, sexualize everything under the sun. It's like this motherfucker, when I was. I was hornies up, like, everything.

[D]

I was. Because I love his American.

[B]

American Horror Story.

[D]

Yeah. Or. Or like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[D]

So there's like. Like the famous serial killers and, like, you know, the. The Versace one. Fantastic.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I think he did. Didn't he do Dahmer, too? Wasn't that his. It's really good. The one he did about the Menendez brothers.

[C]

Brothers.

[D]

I'm watching it because the Menendez brother one, I'm like. I'm like, you know, I. I feel like I know some of this story pretty well. And then I'm like, what's up with these guys? And just in their being out. Oh, it's Ryan Murphy.

[C]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[D]

Everything, like, sexualizes the.

[B]

He's got. He hornies up everything. And he wanted to see their as. And he was like, those kids.

[D]

And then they're sitting there in like. Like the Speedos in the pool, and you're like, this is the story. The Menendez bro.

[B]

They slain. They shot their parents in the face. He's like, but show their. One more. One more shot for these guys.

[C]

Is that Ryan Murphy?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Power gay.

[C]

He's a power gay. I love the power gays, don't you?

[B]

What did you say?

[C]

The power gaze.

[B]

Power gay.

[D]

A gay with a lot of money.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It's the best.

[B]

You mean Hollywood. Yeah, It's a whole industry.

[C]

I told you there was a power gay outing every Friday at the ihop.

[B]

There's a power outage for the gays.

[D]

Why does he look so mad in his.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Not enough in front of him. Yeah.

[C]

So every Friday night I would go to. That. I would go to the. I would go to the IHOP in West Hollywood. Every Friday night it would be Bryan Singer, Spacey, all the power gays.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're just like power gays combined with our forces.

[C]

Like, two in the morning.

[B]

We will suck.

[C]

Yeah. And I always wanted to, like, just listen in, you know what I mean?

[D]

They were just talking about. You think they would hit on you?

[C]

What?

[D]

You think they would hit on you? No way.

[B]

We need one of you. We haven't had one of you.

[C]

Yeah, dude, I would rip it in. I would rip it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[D]

How's your dick feel?

[C]

I. I don't feel anything yet. Do you?

[D]

No.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It takes 30.

[C]

No, I think that you need to see something elicit to listen it. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe then we'll see something that doesn't do it.

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. That does not do it.

[D]

Yeah. That jacket's case.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So that. That show beauty is not going to be good, you're saying.

[B]

No, I'm not saying that. I'm just. And the guy is very talented. The point I'm making is everything he does, it's like, sexy, sexy. Come. It's like, everything. It's like a teenage boy. Yeah, yeah. Like, everything about it, it's like. And then tits or dick come and come. Everything has to be that. Like, even the trailer, you were like, jesus Christ. That's all it is. It's like hyper sexualized.

[D]

Yes. That's what he's known for.

[B]

It's hyper sexualized. It's like, you got to tone it down. Yeah.

[D]

Look at this. Yeah. When you're like, this is the Menendez brother.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, it was a gay porn.

[C]

But he's a talented guy.

[D]

He is talented.

[C]

Yeah. Very talented.

[B]

That doesn't take it away.

[C]

Let's give him that.

[B]

I said he was very talented.

[D]

Well, there's a. Both things can be true.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

One time is dreaming of Cox 24 7. And he's very talented.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You're getting that kind of body, huh?

[D]

Me?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, your body's getting pretty good.

[B]

Yeah, he showed me before.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He goes, don't tell Bobby. I'm showing you, but he showed me.

[C]

I mean, from what you look like.

[D]

15 years ago, that's a different statement. So it's much better than 15 years ago. It's still a pile of shit.

[C]

No, but that's only in your eyes. I've noticed that about me. When people Go, you look great. And I see myself in the mirror.

[B]

It's a nice cock shot.

[C]

That's a really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

And then I think the guy strokes it, too.

[B]

You thinking about killing mom and dad?

[D]

Literally.

[B]

What's the net? What's the conversation there?

[D]

You're like, I remember the Menendez brother story. Then the guy's like, can you imagine.

[B]

If your brother walked in? You'd be like, dude, get the out. It wouldn't be like this. Like, hey, man, we ran out of soap.

[D]

I think it's a different guy.

[B]

Is this a different show?

[D]

No, it's. It's not his brother.

[B]

Oh. Oh, it's just a different guy.

[D]

Yeah, that guy's black.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. See the.

[B]

See the shadows?

[D]

The reverse shot that you realize, too, that you're like that rhymer who's like, you're gonna be Lyle Menendez. And you're like, sweet, amazing. He's like, all right, so, you know, you set it up. You kill your brother, you kill your parents, you go to the gym, you're jerking off.

[B]

What, after I kill my parents? Yeah, right after.

[D]

You're pretty happy about it.

[B]

Really hot and heated. Yeah, no, that's how the interview. And he goes, how do you feel about gonna play? They're out. Coffee. How do you feel about playing Lyle? Kid's like, I'm so excited. He's like, that's great. Can I see your. It's for the show.

[D]

Oh, it's for the show.

[B]

It's for the show. We need to make sure that your is just like Lyle's.

[D]

I don't remember that in any of the materials.

[B]

Oh, it was all. It was in every trial. They talk about his and all.

[D]

The trial. I guess I haven't read the train.

[B]

Yeah, we did a lot of research. Okay, so I'm gonna have to see your.

[D]

Right now. Here? Yeah, right here At Denny's.

[B]

Yeah, at the ihop on Santa Monica.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I never saw that.

[B]

No, me neither.

[C]

No, the Menendez thing, I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah. No, you saw it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's hot.

[B]

Long story short, we love all his stuff.

[D]

He makes great stuff, man.

[B]

He does.

[D]

Would you. Would you do out in a movie?

[B]

100%.

[C]

Why not?

[D]

Papa Blue Chew.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Fluff it up. Who doesn't fluff if they're going to be on camera?

[B]

Oh, brother. Yeah.

[C]

Well, mine would be green for the green screen, right?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Do it in post.

[D]

Do it in post.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. That's what me. You better do this on post.

[B]

Out you did butt. You did butt for your show?

[D]

I did, but. Yeah, yeah, I would do if with a fluff, like, you know, amendment.

[B]

Yeah, well, and you got to get final cut.

[D]

Give me time before every take to fluff.

[C]

Can it be the fluff?

[D]

You could be the fluff.

[C]

Yeah, I'll be the fluff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just show up.

[B]

That's your gay nightclub name is Fluff.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Asian fluff is here.

[C]

What would you need me to do, though, if I was your fluff? Like what. What's this?

[D]

Just a little tickle.

[C]

Okay, a little tickle. A little tickle. Okay, okay.

[D]

And a little smack. Maybe just get the blood going. But maybe the blue Chew is enough.

[C]

Yeah, maybe.

[B]

I think it's got to be.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Or show me photos.

[C]

Actually, my. Mine's actually kind of, you know. Let me see.

[B]

That Ryan Murphy photo.

[D]

Did it.

[B]

Menendez scene really kicked it up in a full gear. Leave that photo up for him. Yeah, just put a. Just put a shirtless boy in front of an American flag.

[D]

Can I tell you something?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I got nothing. Right.

[C]

Either do I. I got nothing either.

[B]

It's. The pipes are old. Let it get down there.

[C]

Yes. Can I can. I want to ask you guys some advice about my shooting my first special. All right. Right before you go on, are you nervous?

[D]

Yeah, I think there should be. You should have. It's healthy to have some nerves because it's meaningful to you. It's meaningful to you. So you should have some nerves. But you also know that you've done this a 10,000 times, right? You're going to kill it more. More.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, so. Okay, so that. And then have you ever messed up on a bit like. Oh, my God. Yeah. And then what do you do?

[D]

You're gonna tape another one, right?

[C]

I'm doing four.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

You don't have to think about that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

And don't forget.

[C]

And then rhythm.

[D]

Here's the other thing. Don't forget this. You can piece together different shows, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Four shots.

[B]

You can cut it up.

[D]

Four shots is a lot. It's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, you can cut it up. One of the shows. I'm gonna go wild.

[D]

Do you know which one?

[C]

The last one.

[D]

I was gonna say don't do it for the first one.

[C]

Yeah, the last one. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go crazy.

[D]

Can I tell you something else? There's nothing wrong. Nothing. I said wong because I was talking. Nothing wrong with looking like you're. Like you're actually Trying. You know what I mean? Like, some people are, like, married to the idea of, like, making sure they're cool or whatever.

[C]

Oh, no, not me. I'm gonna be sweating.

[D]

Trying is not a bad thing.

[C]

No, I'm gonna try.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you ever seen this guy? He tries. Yeah, I've never seen you not try.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You've never mailed it in.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not gonna mail it in.

[B]

Well, so it's never. It's not your style anyway. Yeah, you don't mail it in. You always give. You give a performance, whether it's five people or 5,000 people.

[D]

I'll tell you this, if you feel great after the first one, cancel the final three.

[C]

Are you being real? No, no, no. It's money.

[D]

It is.

[B]

Yeah. Don't do that.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You. My set design. I got all. Did you do a set design on yours?

[D]

You like a couch, sticks and. No, no, no, no.

[C]

I mean. I mean, like, some people just use it like a.

[D]

Like a.

[C]

You know, I mean, like a drape or whatever. Yeah. A curtain.

[D]

What do you have, a forest?

[B]

Little Zen garden.

[C]

Like a Zen garden? Yeah.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

And he's gonna rake in the middle of it.

[D]

He does give some feng shui, kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Bonded tree. The whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

That's tight, dude.

[C]

I got one fly in, chop six. It's gonna be great.

[D]

That's.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Catch it. Yeah.

[D]

Are you doing the. The headband?

[C]

No, I'm not. Because that's racial.

[D]

What are you talking about?

[C]

I don't know. I don't know. So you. You have a. You have a Netflix special. You want to promote that?

[D]

Yes, dude. Special is called Teacher. It's out now on Netflix. Please check it out. It was super fun to do. I shot it in Milwaukee. And, yeah, it's number six. I'm thrilled with it.

[C]

Amazing.

[B]

It's awesome.

[C]

Awesome.

[B]

And also the second season.

[D]

Second season of Bad Thoughts is going.

[B]

To be coming out. When? Summer.

[D]

May.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

In May.

[B]

Fast.

[C]

The movie.

[D]

The movie. The movie is done. It's. I don't know if it comes.

[C]

Kirk Fox, Frankie Kinones is it.

[D]

I know that Frankie Quinones is in it. Luke Wilson, Tim Boltz, Arturo Castro, Genesis Rodriguez, myself and Raul Trujillo. Incredible.

[C]

Amazing.

[B]

Please go watch Teacher on Netflix. Please. And also Il Tigre coming out. And Bad Thoughts, season two in May. The kid is a Netflix machine, but dumb, if you will. Will you say thank you for being a bad friend?

[D]

Thank you for being a bad.

[C]

It.