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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. You look like Real Madrid's towel boy. Like, what's the shirt you're wearing? It wasn't a good joke.
Andrew Santino
That's why so good.
Bobby Lee
No, it wasn't good.
Andrew Santino
No, it was really good.
Bobby Lee
That laugh. Yeah, if you do. If I'm not being funny, do that today. Yeah, everyone do that laugh.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
And I will do the same.
Andrew Santino
All right. Thank you.
Bobby Lee
You do one.
Andrew Santino
Do your fake laugh.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. That hurts the most. Yeah. The velocity and the energy behind that is so.
Andrew Santino
So Pete. Pete's. Pete's wife cooked us some cookies. Oh, that was me. I said your wife. No, no, that was me.
Bobby Lee
I baked them.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I don't want this.
Bobby Lee
No, no, they're good.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. Well, in the middle, what is that?
Andrew Santino
Go ahead. The Hershey's Kiss?
Bobby Lee
No, thank you.
Andrew Santino
Can you put this.
Bobby Lee
I don't like the smell.
Andrew Santino
Do you want this? You want one?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Good catch.
Andrew Santino
What are those called? What are these called? Peanut butter blossoms. You want one, sweetheart?
Jules
I have nicotine in my mouth.
Andrew Santino
God bless.
Bobby Lee
God bless you.
Andrew Santino
God bless. Dude, I'm gonna have a little, little taste of Pete's.
Bobby Lee
I haven't eaten 24 hours.
Andrew Santino
Why?
Bobby Lee
Because I took the last bit of my Ozempic.
Andrew Santino
Wow, Pete.
Bobby Lee
But this is bad. Oh, I can tell. They look bad. Yeah, they look bad and they smell bad.
Andrew Santino
And I'm gonna finish it because I need to poop today. I haven't pooped and I know this will make it happen.
Bobby Lee
You know, if you're gonna finish it, it's really good.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, very good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I'll take a bite.
Andrew Santino
No, eat a whole one.
Bobby Lee
I cracked a tooth. Okay, thank you.
Andrew Santino
Well, I caught us eating. Yeah, it's the holidays. Oh, nice.
Bobby Lee
Peanut butter. Yeah, nice.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Really good stuff, Pete.
Bobby Lee
It's really good. Are you a baker? Is that your side hobby? I cook, I bake. Yeah, you watch the Great British Bake Off?
Andrew Santino
Oh, I sure do.
Bobby Lee
Every season. Really? Who won this season? I didn't watch this season.
Andrew Santino
By the way, the most shocking win.
Bobby Lee
We could talk about it.
Andrew Santino
I didn't have her on my top to win. I had bring up the cast. A young, good looking kid who is beautiful.
Bobby Lee
But did you see what happened to him at the end of the episode.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean?
Bobby Lee
They showed like he up. No, at the. After that. They show like what they're up to now.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, yeah. He's working at a Michelin restaurant.
Bobby Lee
It's beautiful.
Andrew Santino
He's fine.
Bobby Lee
You know, Paul Hollywood called somebody 100%. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
He got four handshakes.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He was amazing.
Andrew Santino
So out of our show. Out of you and I. Okay, you're Paul Hollywood and I'm pro.
Bobby Lee
No, dude, that's not true.
Andrew Santino
I'm Paul Hollywood.
Bobby Lee
No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.
Andrew Santino
The great British bike.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, you're her. No, I really. You think I'm Paul Hollywood?
Andrew Santino
I guess you're right. I am Paul Hollywood.
Bobby Lee
You're Pollywood for sure. You're Pollywood.
Andrew Santino
Boom. But I give the shakes. Yeah. No, you are Pru. Because you look like her. Bring up Pruitt. This is actually what Bobby looks like. This is genuine. That's Bobby. That's you look up. Yeah. The third photo is. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's not you.
Bobby Lee
That's not me.
Andrew Santino
That little eccentric woman is not you. That's a. I guess.
Bobby Lee
I guess.
Andrew Santino
Maybe if you were an old white woman that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that. Yeah, that's what the.
Andrew Santino
We're doing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's what the.
Andrew Santino
This is.
Bobby Lee
Okay, so. So anyway, so. But at. Here's the thing about the. He didn't have a good day.
Andrew Santino
Who didn't? Oh, yeah. He didn't know. He bet he didn't do.
Bobby Lee
He didn't have a good day.
Andrew Santino
Bring his name up again. I forget his name. The. The cast. He's my favorite though. He's.
Bobby Lee
He's so good.
Andrew Santino
Really handsome guy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Dylan's.
Bobby Lee
This guy is a great baker.
Andrew Santino
And you know who likes him a lot? Rudy. She's nodding already. Pervert.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Zoom in on that guy. He's. He's gorgeous, this guy.
Bobby Lee
Not a great photo.
Andrew Santino
No, no. Just give me some other photo.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Not. Not that photo.
Andrew Santino
He. Honestly, he's such a good. He's such a good baker. He's so good and he's so humble.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. He's very good looking and he's strong.
Bobby Lee
He's also weird.
Andrew Santino
I. That's why I like.
Bobby Lee
He's a little eccentric.
Andrew Santino
I like him like that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You don't want to be like when Paul. That photo put the kid in a movie.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. When Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him.
Andrew Santino
He.
Bobby Lee
He waits too long. To shake it back. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I think he's nervous.
Bobby Lee
So Paul. Paul. Hollywood would be like, yeah. And then this guy goes.
Andrew Santino
He's.
Bobby Lee
He's. I know, but my point is, you shake it right away.
Andrew Santino
You shake it right.
Bobby Lee
When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away.
Andrew Santino
Shake it right away. You know better.
Bobby Lee
Good forearms for baking.
Andrew Santino
Kid's got great ham.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Look at that.
Bobby Lee
And he's got good flavor. Great flavor.
Andrew Santino
Unique flavors.
Bobby Lee
Unique flavors.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
The bet.
Andrew Santino
We're bored. We're bored.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Anyway. No, I don't think we are. I don't think we are.
Andrew Santino
Well, it's for you and me.
Bobby Lee
It doesn't matter. I think the people at home want to know what we've watched.
Andrew Santino
Look at that. His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese. Belgian.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
And they showed a video of the family. The most wholesome family on earth. These people are wonderful.
Bobby Lee
Let me see the family. I never saw it.
Andrew Santino
Do the family. They showed a video of him with his family.
Bobby Lee
I'll show you. I know. Wholesome.
Andrew Santino
But that girl is the one that won, by the way.
Bobby Lee
And. But she had a good day, and that's all.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but she wasn't my home run. He was my home run all season.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Could. Do you know what Hope Core is?
Andrew Santino
Is it a thing online?
Bobby Lee
No.
Pete
Hope Core.
Bobby Lee
I don't like it. When. I'll tell you what. What? I. When. Jules, when you do, you act as if I'm not from this planet, that I don't have the same kind of social media you have.
Pete
It's just I see you, and I see an old.
Bobby Lee
What?
Pete
An old man?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Pete
And Hope Core is my.
Bobby Lee
Oh, really?
Andrew Santino
Well, then why don't you explain it to us?
Bobby Lee
Explain to us Hope Core.
Andrew Santino
Side note. Do you see an old man when you see me?
Pete
No.
Andrew Santino
Fuck, yeah.
Pete
Different.
Andrew Santino
What do you see when you see me?
Pete
Like, early 30s.
Bobby Lee
I'll take it and see what she's doing. She couldn't even look in you. In your eyes. She looked me.
Andrew Santino
Right. I had to look up in your eyes.
Bobby Lee
I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna speak on her behalf. This is what she wanted to say. It's weird. You're, like, much younger than Bobby, but you guys look the same age.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Bobby Lee
That's what her ey.
Andrew Santino
Which her eyes said.
Pete
No, you guys look, like, very different.
Andrew Santino
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
So I look way older than him.
Andrew Santino
I mean, you just look like an old Asian.
Pete
Asian. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Asians. Asians age in a different way. Whites get uglier. You just get old.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Look at. Look, look, look, look, look.
Jules
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
Now that's a good looking old Asian.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You could never.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Pete
Are you.
Jules
Is your hair going to get white like that?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Jules
Oh, that's cool.
Bobby Lee
And he's. He's like thinking of lotus flowers and grasshoppers. When you get old, an Asian man will only.
Andrew Santino
What do they think about taking long walks?
Bobby Lee
Long walks. Put your. Putting their hands behind their back. It has to be attached.
Andrew Santino
Has to.
Bobby Lee
Because watch. When a Korean man unattaches it, he stops walking.
Andrew Santino
They'll fall over.
Bobby Lee
They'll fall over.
Andrew Santino
They'll follow.
Bobby Lee
All about weight.
Andrew Santino
So.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, right. They think about what?
Andrew Santino
Long walks. Grasshoppers.
Bobby Lee
Grasshoppers, right.
Andrew Santino
Lotus flowers.
Bobby Lee
Lotus flowers.
Andrew Santino
A bamboo arrangement.
Bobby Lee
They love bamboo arrangements. Bonsai tree. Have an old age male walk by bonds. They'll be clipping.
Andrew Santino
They'd be clipping.
Bobby Lee
That's why they have clippers in their pockets. All Asian men, just in case, right. If I want to buy a bonsai tree. Dude, dude. You'll see me clipping.
Andrew Santino
He'll be clipping. He'll be clipping.
Bobby Lee
I'll be clipping. Dude.
Andrew Santino
This is more of your stock right there.
Bobby Lee
This is me. This is me walking down. All right. This is me walking down. What.
Andrew Santino
You can't resist?
Bobby Lee
I can't resist it. Dude. If I see. Dude. A lotus flower. Dude. Or if I see a grasshopper, I do this, they jump right on my finger.
Andrew Santino
They have to, right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Isn't that like to.
Bobby Lee
And then we philosophize.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, right.
Bobby Lee
We always philosophy. Another thing that all Korean men think of is mountains.
Andrew Santino
They love sitting up in the mountain.
Bobby Lee
How do you know about mountains?
Andrew Santino
I'm Korean.
Bobby Lee
How do you know about us? Oh, my God. And tea. They love, love, love tea. D. It's got to be some herb you've never heard of.
Andrew Santino
And you know what else they love?
Bobby Lee
Oh, here we go.
Andrew Santino
They love a good babbling brook. Running water.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Love just a little like little bubbles. Of what? Right. A babbling brook to an Asian guy is.
Bobby Lee
And the last thing they think about, I'll tell you, is. And this is a deep cut, but this is so true. 2$. Because, you know, for all Korean, inflation isn't a thing.
Andrew Santino
It's not.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And it should.
Bobby Lee
We're going to pay what we pay in the 1950s. But it's inflation. I don't care. $2.
Andrew Santino
Don't care.
Bobby Lee
That's all I got.
Andrew Santino
You know why? That's what the American government created the $2 bill.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
For $2 fucking.
Bobby Lee
And people don't realize that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
They created it. Right. During the Vietnam War. They did, yeah. And they're so hard to cash in because they're rare.
Andrew Santino
They're very rare.
Bobby Lee
It's a trick almost. So the process goes. I can't cash right. And they frame them. They always frame them.
Andrew Santino
They keep.
Jules
I actually have a lot of them if you want some.
Andrew Santino
How did you get so many?
Jules
Kirk Fox.
Andrew Santino
He's.
Bobby Lee
That makes king of $2.
Jules
I'm in the lot and I'll give them to you. You can use them. I just sitting them in my.
Andrew Santino
All right, we'll give them.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Give it to me.
Andrew Santino
You know, there's. What's his name does that. He prints his own $2 bills. What's the guy that does this? One of the Microsoft guys. What's one of the Microsoft guys? $2. Huh?
Bobby Lee
Bomber Steve Ballmer.
Andrew Santino
Is that just Type in Microsoft $2 bill? No, no. What's the eccentric guy? Woj.
Bobby Lee
What are you talking about?
Andrew Santino
Guy? No, maybe it's the Apple guy. What's the guy? Steve Wo. Whoa. Did he print his own? Look at this. Steve Wozniak prints his own two dollar bills. Go back to Google Search.
Bobby Lee
There he is.
Andrew Santino
Go down. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Wozniak's probated.
Bobby Lee
Well, that's good. Let's move on. Anyway, wow. Write that down, guys. T. Steve wasn't actors. $2 bill. Let's go. Wow. We do something else. Hope Core. Let's go back to Hope. Explain to people what Hope Corps is. We'll just cut that out. Andrew. Sometimes even the king misses. Anyway.
Andrew Santino
Tell us about Hope Core. God, dude.
Bobby Lee
Jesus Christ.
Andrew Santino
All I do on this. All I do is set us up for material and jokes.
Bobby Lee
Go ahead.
Andrew Santino
Unreal today.
Bobby Lee
I wish we had a buzzer.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
But anyway, so explain to us what.
Pete
Hope Core on Tick Tock, it's always within a soft, like peaceful audio. And then the video is like mountains or like beautiful scenery. And there's always like quotes about like.
Bobby Lee
That's not. That's not it.
Pete
What is it then? And the quotes are always like, like hopeful. And that's Hope Core.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's not it. But anyway, what is it that. It's a. It's a lot of. It's a montage of videos that make you feel like hopeful and so. But they include some of that. But they mostly include like soldiers coming home or. You mean. Or a dog year in.
Pete
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Or friends reuniting and stuff like that. Right. So. But here's the thing. When I watch Hope Core video. Are you doing this board thing now? Are you mad about. Are you mad about The Steve Wozniak $2 bill?
Andrew Santino
Listening.
Bobby Lee
No. There's something going on here. I can see you processing. Steve. Wanna. How about this? Let's pause Hope Core. Let's go back to the two dollar bill. So tell us about Steve Wozniak. Go ahead, talk about. I'm so curious now. I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Andrew Santino
What happened? So Steve Wozniak, you gave him last night.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no.
Andrew Santino
Are you in a good mood because you got a little pussy?
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. Steve Wozniak. Yeah. So Steve Wozniak.
Andrew Santino
Go back on it.
Bobby Lee
So Steve Wozniak, he prints his own two dollar bills, eh?
Andrew Santino
Does he really?
Bobby Lee
I know you're the one that told us.
Andrew Santino
I had no idea.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
How did you know about this?
Bobby Lee
Because you told us this five minutes ago.
Andrew Santino
I did?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I've never heard of this.
Bobby Lee
My life you're doing is very interesting. I've never seen you do this style of.
Andrew Santino
We know what.
Bobby Lee
Of complete denial.
Andrew Santino
I don't know what you're talking.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's a reversal. Go back to Steve Wozniak, please.
Andrew Santino
Why are you obsessed with Steve Wozniak?
Bobby Lee
Okay, okay. So let's go back to Hope Core.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. That's so strange. We're talking about Hope Core.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Very odd to bring that up.
Bobby Lee
What are you doing right now? Such a interesting weirdo. What you're doing right now is very weird and so kind of pissing me off.
Andrew Santino
Is it really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
What's going on?
Bobby Lee
Well, I'll tell you why. Because you. You put a halt to some of the things I say sometimes.
Andrew Santino
Do I?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And when I do it to you, right, you have a nervous breakdown in your mind.
Andrew Santino
Do I?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You did what? Your face walk out all pale. And when we're talking, you were like this, like, like. Yeah, yeah. You were talking to yourself.
Andrew Santino
What was I saying?
Pete
Like.
Bobby Lee
You know, by the way, Bobby did. That was uncomfortable and I just. You know, this is weird.
Andrew Santino
Is this your internal monologue or mine?
Bobby Lee
But you're.
Andrew Santino
I was reading it sounds like it's yours.
Bobby Lee
Reading your what? See this thing you're doing? I love it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Let's get the resentment out. So. Because I don't want to continue the show without.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I'm in. Good.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever seen him do this?
Andrew Santino
Good spirit.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever seen him, Charity, do a fucking fentanyl nod?
Andrew Santino
It's the New chair?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this Fen.
Andrew Santino
I get a new chair, and I'm feeling good.
Bobby Lee
Okay, good. So. So anyway, the $2.
Andrew Santino
Are you trying to rock?
Bobby Lee
I'm trying. Steve Wozniak. Yeah. I mean, he created. He built a machine and $2 bills, you know?
Andrew Santino
So anyway, dude, watching you not know how to not be able to rock in that chair is so fun. Don't get jealous, because daddy be rocking.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, look. Oh, you think you could thrust better than me? Dude. Dude, I can thrust too, dude. Okay, anyway, that's enough. So I've been watching Hope Core videos.
Andrew Santino
Honestly, you and I have sent them to each other before. I do actually love them.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But the thing is, is that make me cry at the end of the day. At after every video, I think to myself, I would not react like that. Like, for instance, friends that haven't seen 25 years or 30 years, they. They cry, they hug. Dude, if you and I were separated for 15 years and then all of.
Andrew Santino
A sudden we reunited, I would cry. I would absolutely cry. 115 years. That's so long.
Bobby Lee
I would cry, too.
Andrew Santino
No, you would. No, you.
Bobby Lee
I think I would cry, too.
Andrew Santino
It's fine if you wouldn't. I just definitely would.
Bobby Lee
It would depend of why I was gone for 15 years. Like, if I was in an internment camp, you know, I mean, I think that there's a lot of, like, emotions that would come up. Like, oh, my God, I'm seeing people for the first time. I haven't eaten either.
Andrew Santino
Well, why did you go in the first place? What did you do?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I said. I lied. I was Japanese. Yeah. Yeah, you wanted. That happens.
Andrew Santino
Just wanted free rent for a while.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I. I don't think. I think I would be like, oh, Like, I would be like. If I see somebody for a friend of mine for 30 years, I'd be like, oh, that's it.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I think that's the end.
Andrew Santino
At the end of the show, when this show is done, when we stop shooting the show, let's not see each other for 15 years, and then we'll see what it's like. Let's see if the payoff is worth it. I'm down.
Bobby Lee
Okay. But here's another thing I want to.
Andrew Santino
Say 30, even maybe 30 years.
Bobby Lee
Okay, let's try.
Andrew Santino
Can you get there?
Bobby Lee
No, he's gonna die.
Andrew Santino
No, he's. First of all, he's not. You know, Can I. Bobby's gonna live. I already told you. I spoke to my. I spoke to my.
Bobby Lee
I've never regretted something more in my.
Andrew Santino
Life than what then?
Bobby Lee
Calling you out on the two dollar Steve. The Steve Wisenak day. I've never regretted something more.
Andrew Santino
It was very funny.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. I can see your eyes. I've never. Oh my God. I up, dude.
Andrew Santino
Well.
Bobby Lee
I can't believe that you're so upset about it. Oh, my God. So anyway, but here's another.
Andrew Santino
I love you so much.
Bobby Lee
Here's another whole car thing.
Andrew Santino
And I don't ever want to not see you.
Bobby Lee
Okay. So there's, you know, the soldiers coming home. Soldier comes home.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Surprises his 8 year old kid at school.
Andrew Santino
He's blindfolded, right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Sometimes it's blindfolded.
Andrew Santino
Love those kids.
Bobby Lee
Freaks out, cries daddy jumps on top, right?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
But my dad, I then I always think to my, I'm home, right? I'd be like, ah, you know, I would have like run. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You don't want to be near that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So it's like whenever I see Hope Core videos and I related to my own life, they wouldn't happen.
Andrew Santino
Bring up a Hope Core so we can watch one and maybe it'll inspire us in a different way. The ones with the words I think are great.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, right?
Andrew Santino
Oh, this is.
Bobby Lee
Here we go.
Andrew Santino
A few years ago, I got stem cell transplant.
Bobby Lee
From who?
Andrew Santino
From a 26 year old kid in Baltimore, Maryland.
Bobby Lee
His name was Mike Driscoll. Or. Let's play that back with us. Wow. Let's play that back with us. Okay.
Andrew Santino
That's beautiful.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. I got, I got stem cell replacement from Mike Driscoll.
Andrew Santino
Buddy. You're an old Korean man in the restaurant. Why did you go to that?
Bobby Lee
Because I'm just mimicking that guy.
Andrew Santino
Do your own version. You're an old Korean man.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but I'm not playing Mike Driscoll. I'm saying I got.
Andrew Santino
I'm Mike Driscoll.
Bobby Lee
So I said I got. I'm the guy. So I said I'm. I got stem cell cells from Mike Driscoll.
Andrew Santino
Sure.
Bobby Lee
So why can't I say that as the Asian man?
Andrew Santino
That's what I'm asking you to do.
Bobby Lee
Didn't I just do that?
Andrew Santino
You didn't do Asian. You did a southern guy. It wasn't Asian. You were like, I, I got my Stam sales. Is that new Asian? If it's new Asian, that's new Asian. All right, fine. What did you say?
Jules
I say, I say, I got Simpson.
Andrew Santino
I say, I say, well, listen up. A cowboy. Shoot them up, bang them up.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, Man, I got. Why am I celebrating?
Andrew Santino
Oh, you're Ken Patterson now.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Why am I celebrating? Oh, years ago, man, some guy gave me Sam Stelsome research. Name was Mike Crystal.
Andrew Santino
What did he give you?
Bobby Lee
Stem cells in my spine.
Andrew Santino
What was his name?
Bobby Lee
Mike Griscoll.
Andrew Santino
It's funny because I. I have the same name.
Bobby Lee
Oh. Anyway, I mean, that's.
Jules
This is Bobby. Anyway, can I get the.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And even if I was like, I would be like, oh, you're the guy. You're the guy.
Andrew Santino
I'm the guy.
Bobby Lee
All right, that's it.
Andrew Santino
What if he saw him and he was like, I don't like the way you look. Imagine he's like, you know, somebody saved my life.
Bobby Lee
Okay, I'm the guy. Yeah, yeah. You say, I'm Tony Oxco. All right, you got it.
Andrew Santino
I was gonna say how funny. This guy was racist. He's the black guy's like. It's for me. He's like, I don't want these stem cells anymore.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And he takes a knife and just starts stabbing his fine to get it out. God damn it. How do you get the out. Out of my spine? All right. And he oozes it into a right. And then he gives it back to him.
Andrew Santino
Here you go, black guy. There you go. You just won't be interstells.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And it make me jump.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. I. I knew I had sickle cell. So anyway, glaucoma was kicking in. That's interesting. But see how happy would you be excited?
Andrew Santino
Well, yeah, dude, if somebody saved my.
Bobby Lee
All right, here we go. Let's play it out. You don't have to do it. You're the guy. Now you're the one that's telling everyone that you had some Stel. Some.
Andrew Santino
I had Stel. Cem. And the only.
Bobby Lee
Right. I just said it wrong.
Andrew Santino
Okay, Yeah. I had squim. Squalls. I had stem cells put in me by a guy from Baltimore. 26 year old. That's the only reason I'm here today. Because of Mike Driscoll.
Bobby Lee
Hey, man, I'm Mike Driscoll.
Andrew Santino
You are from Baltimore. You're Mike Justicle from.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, man.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I'm the. My stem cells.
Andrew Santino
It's from you?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, man.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How did you know I was here? You followed me. This feels a little invasive.
Bobby Lee
Well, I. I follow all my stem cells.
Andrew Santino
I wanted this.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you're not the only one, man, that has stem cell. My stem cell. I have stem cells in every city in America.
Andrew Santino
You spread around Your stuff.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So every. I. I follow all of them around, man.
Andrew Santino
Oh.
Bobby Lee
I want to know where my cells are at, dog.
Andrew Santino
Well, it's great to meet you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Thank you, man. How they working out for you?
Andrew Santino
Good, I think.
Bobby Lee
Good.
Andrew Santino
Y.
Bobby Lee
Thank you.
Andrew Santino
How about it?
Bobby Lee
Thank. You're welcome. You're welcome, sir.
Andrew Santino
Just confused.
Bobby Lee
I'll see you next month.
Andrew Santino
I'll see you soon. Thanks for coming. Dude.
Bobby Lee
He goes all over the country.
Andrew Santino
I do like this. I like these videos.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Hope Court.
Andrew Santino
Don't you like them?
Bobby Lee
I like that.
Andrew Santino
Give me another Hope Core. That's gonna.
Bobby Lee
We love Hope. We love Hope Core.
Andrew Santino
We're into Hope Core. You're watching this at night when you get sad. I know you.
Bobby Lee
I cry every. No, I don't like this cancer ones.
Andrew Santino
No, the.
Bobby Lee
I don't. I don't hit the cancer ones.
Andrew Santino
No, no, don't do that.
Bobby Lee
They break my heart too much.
Andrew Santino
Kids. Cancer is gonna make me.
Bobby Lee
It makes me cry.
Andrew Santino
Get it off.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Kid cancer is going to kill me.
Bobby Lee
It breaks my heart when the dad shaves his head. Why are you laughing?
Andrew Santino
What are you laughing at? You're insane, Carl. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're insane. What? They're already going. You don't have to do it. You're bald anyway.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So it's like. Yeah, dude.
Andrew Santino
How funny would a Hope Core video be?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Of a cancer patient? And Carlos is shaving the sides of his head.
Bobby Lee
That's insane. That's insane. Just decide.
Andrew Santino
And they're both just crying. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
That's so dumb. To not save money.
Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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You know what we're talking about, dude.
Andrew Santino
What are we talking?
Bobby Lee
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I hate being jerked around.
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Appointments made through ZocDoc also happens fast like you said. So would you ask me how do you do it?
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Yeah.
Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
There are ones I don't like, though. What are the ones I don't like? There's some.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you what I don't like.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you what pisses me off on the Internet.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Excuse me, could you help me with a dollar? And someone else. Why'd you decide to help me today? Oh, you just needed a dollar. And I said, well, I want to bless you because you bless me. There's a thousand dollars cash. This guy. I don't like this game. I don't like. We don't like it, do we? What bothers us about it, though? I can't explain. I was trying to say that the other day. I was like, why does this bother me? To my.
Bobby Lee
Because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why it bothers me.
Andrew Santino
Tell me.
Bobby Lee
Because now I'm giving every homeless guy a dollar just in case I run to that guy.
Andrew Santino
Right? I'm giving everyone.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Now I'm like, is it the guy?
Andrew Santino
Where's the guy?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And I never see the guy.
Andrew Santino
I've just been hanging out at Target all.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Waiting for this guy.
Bobby Lee
I think that's why.
Andrew Santino
Why does it bother you, Jules?
Pete
I think because you're then just faking.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Pete
Faking it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Who's faking it?
Pete
Like, myself. Because you think, like, oh, I have to do this in case someone's video, like, recording well.
Andrew Santino
And they're video.
Jules
That's what I don't like about it.
Andrew Santino
The video of it all.
Jules
Video. Look how good I am.
Bobby Lee
But let me say something. I see a lot of dudes don't tip and give money, so maybe it's going to force people to give money, I guess.
Andrew Santino
I mean, what. What's the nicest thing you've done? And nobody knows. Cuz it wasn't recorded. Nobody knows. You never really talk about it.
Bobby Lee
Well, but if I talk about it now, then people are going to know.
Andrew Santino
Well, what's a good moment for you?
Bobby Lee
So one time, and this really happened, I was at a 7 11, the one right down the street. This one right here. Right. And there was a homeless man, and he had a bunch of garbage in his clothes. Not garbage. Yeah, I mean, but on top of his, like, wheel. What do you call it?
Andrew Santino
Like a cart?
Bobby Lee
Like a car. Like a car. Yeah. He had an album. Not. Not a record album. An album. A photo. Oh, right. And.
Andrew Santino
It was funny that you just didn't leave with photo album. It is weird to be like, he had an album. I'm like, oh, it was a music. It's like, no, no.
Bobby Lee
But when I opened it, I did open it because there was nothing in it. There was no pictures in it.
Andrew Santino
No photo.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't open it to put my headshot. Like, I hear you guys. Yeah. But no. So I left 100 bucks in there.
Andrew Santino
That's.
Bobby Lee
I opened it, I put it in there and closed and I laughed. And I never said anything. That's.
Andrew Santino
I love that.
Bobby Lee
I've done little things like that before.
Andrew Santino
I love that.
Bobby Lee
What about you?
Andrew Santino
One time. One time, I got cash from a gig I was working, and it was a pretty substantial amount of cash. And I gave. I gave the envelope to a. To a person that I. I saw. Used to see a lot in my old neighborhood.
Bobby Lee
Oh, that's cool.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he didn't. Wasn't like a big thank you. I was like, that was a lot of money.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
Like, I actually was like, did you. Because he was like, oh, thanks, man. Good to see you. I was like, good to see you, man. And I kept being like, yeah, I know. It's a fucking. It was a lot of cats.
Bobby Lee
A lot, right?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it was a bunch of cat. And I thought it was the holiday season. I thought, this is a. It was when I used to live in West Hollywood, I saw this guy all the time, and I thought, this is gonna make his fucking. This is gonna make his fucking holiday. He probably has family. He can't see or can buy gifts now. And he kind of. He was just like, oh, thank you so much. And he kept holding it, and he didn't really, like, look at how much.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So I waited a little bit to be like, what's in there? Like, it. Know what I mean? Like a parent on Christmas. Like, open it up.
Bobby Lee
All right. So when I. When I did guttermuckers that movie.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So I did a movie in Montana, Butte, Montana, with Eleanor Kerrigan.
Andrew Santino
Love.
Bobby Lee
And Leslie Jones.
Andrew Santino
Love.
Bobby Lee
And the weekends, there was nothing going on and we're there for a month, right?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So we go. I said to my. To Leslie, I go, let's do shows. So there's a theater in town. And we called the theater and like, we're in town. They're like, yeah, we sold all of them out, of course. Okay. There's no comedy club there. And at the end we gave the money to the crew.
Andrew Santino
That's so.
Bobby Lee
And. And when you're doing that many shows, I mean, you're Talking about almost eight, $10,000, you know, a lot of money. A lot of money, right? Only two crew members thanked me off.
Andrew Santino
That's it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And.
Bobby Lee
And I would even walk by like the. The sound guy and go, hey, what's up?
Andrew Santino
As he's miking.
Bobby Lee
And they're like, what are you doing here? Good show last couple night, right? Yeah. Good.
Andrew Santino
Did you like it? Like it?
Bobby Lee
Like it? Like it? Yeah. I go, did you get the food truck? Because, you know. The food truck? Yeah, the food. Yeah, we've got ac. We get food trucks too.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, thank you.
Andrew Santino
Nothing. Well, you never work with that crew again.
Bobby Lee
But it made me mad, so it's the same thing as yours.
Andrew Santino
It just. It's just. You want it. I don't want anything big. But you. I did want him to be like, brother, thank you. This is like a big deal.
Bobby Lee
He was something.
Andrew Santino
Well, cuz I used to give him money all the time, so maybe he just thought it was just what. But I would give him money a lot. When I walk home from the store, I would give him money. I saw the. It's the same guy. It's. He's probably still there. He watches the show.
Bobby Lee
What have you guys done? Nice.
Jules
Well, when I first moved to la, I lived by this.
Bobby Lee
You.
Jules
I'll give her more time to think.
Bobby Lee
Give her something.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. He said, do something nice. And she was. What is it going to be?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
One time. I didn't kill. Kill something.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
I could kill it, but I didn't.
Bobby Lee
Spider said, thank you.
Andrew Santino
All right. One time. You what, babe?
Jules
Well, I got discouraged helping when I moved out here because I lived by this Taco Bell and I had no money, but I had just a little bit. And I gave my food to this guy who was sitting outside and he. I was like trying to give it to him and he just goes, I don't want that and then he lit up a crack bite.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Jules
And I was like, I guess this is la.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's la. Welcome to la. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
By the way, that's the same guy that I gave the cash to, so.
Bobby Lee
But let me ask, what would you rather have, Taco Bell or crack? Crack.
Jules
Well, I don't know where to get the crack.
Andrew Santino
I mean, I'm not even gonna lie to you right now. That seems pretty close.
Bobby Lee
You think so?
Andrew Santino
Taco Bell is crack to me.
Jules
You clearly have never had crack.
Bobby Lee
You've never had crack. It's way better than taco crack.
Andrew Santino
Get me? Well, by the way, when I do smoke crack.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I will end up at a Taco Bell at some point.
Bobby Lee
When I smoke crack, I do the Diablo sauce on it.
Andrew Santino
Can I have a Dosritos? Los Cracos? The packets like Slap yo smack a hoe this Christmas with Taco Bell.
Bobby Lee
Jules, do you have.
Pete
Not like you guys, I haven't done really, like a big.
Andrew Santino
It doesn't need to be a big. The point that we're making in this Hope Core episode.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is that it doesn't have to be a big gesture. It can be small. We've all. Okay, let's do a small thing so she can think about that. Because what we did was grand, giving a lot of money. What small thing? Give me a tiny one. I know you do them all the time. I see you do them. I. I'll give you one.
Bobby Lee
Well, I. I do one that drives comics crazy. If I tell you what this is tipping in, the lot is going to drop now. It's going to drive you crazy. Do you think you get. You'll get crazy after I tell you what.
Andrew Santino
Sounds like it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. So what I do is if I see somebody that has potential of doing comedy, I try to talk them into it.
Andrew Santino
I fucking hate that. So fudgeing. But that's me.
Bobby Lee
I do that.
Andrew Santino
Don't do that.
Bobby Lee
I did Friday night.
Andrew Santino
Stop giving.
Jules
Don't point at me. I've been doing this 12 years.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, not her.
Jules
Who did you do that to?
Bobby Lee
A friend of mine that's a YouTuber.
Andrew Santino
Stop it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Let people make up their own decisions. You know what it's like. You're in the program. Starting comedy is like aa. They have to want to do it. They have to want to go. Let them go. Don't force them into aa. Don't force them in a comedy.
Jules
Yeah. They have to ruin their life first.
Bobby Lee
Kevin Christie. Kevin Christie.
Jules
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He's in Stand up.
Bobby Lee
I did talk to him into it.
Andrew Santino
Oh, what do you mean, oh? You mean he. When he was thinking about it, you told him to.
Bobby Lee
Long time ago. I talked him in. There's a lot of guys like that. They're still doing it today because I talked to them into it. So don't tell me about what you're telling me about now, Jules. Go ahead.
Pete
Well, my guy.
Bobby Lee
I swear to God, dude. You know what? Let's stop. Let's push. All right, hold on. Dude, dude, dude. I'll tell you how this.
Andrew Santino
Wait, hold on. Time out real fast.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Let me tell you something that you do. That I noticed. That is something.
Bobby Lee
Tommy, tell me.
Andrew Santino
That's very nice.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Bobby will see a fan, see him in public somewhere, and can tell that they want to say something. This is. I'm being genuine. I'm being honest.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
And if they look too nervous or whatever, he'll make eye contact with them on purpose and go over to them to, like, make them feel comfortable to say hi. You'll deliberately. You will do that a lot, and that's very nice, because a lot of times people will want to say hi high, but they don't have the courage or the balls or the. Or the. You know. Or just don't know what to say. And then you'll walk up to them and just give them a hug or you'll smack them. You like to hit people. You'll go, what's going on, man? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I do that. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You'll crack them a little bit to shake them up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And people like that. I think that's a nice thing to do. I think that's a sweet thing that.
Bobby Lee
People like, But I have to know for sure that that is happening.
Jules
Oh, yeah. That's embarrassing.
Bobby Lee
Well, like, at one time I did it, and they weren't looking at me, and I just came up to a table, and they're like, what do you want?
Andrew Santino
No, it's me.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And they were like, no. And I go, oh, no. Oh. And then it just went back. It was so embarrassing. But anyway, you have to know for sure.
Andrew Santino
I just don't. I. Yeah, you don't.
Bobby Lee
You know, you're good. I've seen you at the airport. You're very good about it.
Andrew Santino
No, I love saying hi to fans.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you what I don't like. I. I don't like the way I look. Like, photos make me nervous because I don't like pictures, because I'm like, I'm gonna look like a Dummy, in this guy's photo, there's something about it gives me anxiety.
Bobby Lee
But you do. Do Born Identity. What do you mean, born Identity?
Andrew Santino
What do I do?
Bobby Lee
So what you do, sometimes you'll wear a cap. I'm Jason Bourne, and we're at the airport. And you'll put your hat down like this. And you walk. And this is when. This is you going, I don't want.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Sometimes I just want to be. Sometimes I just want to be alone.
Bobby Lee
I, I, I. There's all these little clues about him.
Andrew Santino
I know it's the Leo. I do the Leo.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I do the Leo. So there's little clues that he does. I go, okay, he doesn't want to be talked to, or he's in the thing or this and that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Sometimes I'm just in. If I'm an emotional mood, if I'm depressed, I just don't want to say. Because then I'm in your photo like this, you know?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Because I'm low in your photo. I'm sorry. And I don't want to up your photo. So it's like, you know. Yeah, let's say hi. And then. But I do love saying hi to the fans. I just. Some days when we're tired and we're traveling, it's hard when someone's like, come here, get a photo. And you're like, okay, yeah. And you look like. And you feel like. And you haven't eaten or slept. What's your nice thing?
Pete
Well, in the Philippines.
Andrew Santino
Oh, here we go. Jesus Christ.
Bobby Lee
No way to prove it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Right? There's no tracking record.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Also, can you do it in a first on the country?
Bobby Lee
When I look on the tauntons, you know, I mean, I used to give them free hooves.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you, those tauntons, they love that.
Bobby Lee
I know they love it. Yeah.
Pete
Okay.
Andrew Santino
And when I met Xenu, the third sun God of the rotating orb.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What did you do?
Pete
What did you do in the Philippines? My friend who. Who's gay, he came. He came out. He came out of the closet to his parents. But then his parents were very, like, Catholic and very religious, so he. They kick. So he kick. So they kick him out.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Pete
And then he had nowhere to go, so I asked my mom if I. He could stay in our place. And then he stayed in.
Andrew Santino
That's nice. That is nice. That's nice. By the way, when you said out of the closet, immediately it's like, what am I, my gay friend come out of the jungle? So closets.
Bobby Lee
There's A closet.
Andrew Santino
There's no closets in the Philippines. So what do they come out of?
Pete
We have just like a table.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. They make the gay guys get on a table.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Announce everybody. Okay. I'm gay. So raise your hand if you're mad.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So you house this man who needed somewhere. And that's very nice. Because of a closed minded family. Now is his family still disown him?
Pete
Yeah, they still.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But gross. I. I don't think it's real.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I like.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I'm going to tell you why I think it's a lie. Why? Yeah. Because you. Because I've been out there how many times? A bunch of times now. Yeah. And the gay culture, it's out.
Pete
It's out.
Bobby Lee
Let me talk. Okay. Let me talk. It's almost like it's so socially acceptable there.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Bobby Lee
It's very hard to believe that anybody.
Andrew Santino
Would be offended by mom and dad.
Bobby Lee
Even that it's like. Because. So when we do my talent show, Right. The gays come out.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Do they not?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Right. And they. They compete.
Pete
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Right. I've seen their families come out.
Pete
Mm.
Bobby Lee
I've never seen a dad or a mom while their son was performing, who was gay went. No, we don't know. They're clapping, right?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
It's just. This is an open society and. And it's okay, Jules. All right. Look at me right now. I'm not lying. Look at that.
Jules
Lying.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's everybody there.
Jules
Is that your friend?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's everybody there.
Andrew Santino
So that's just the Philippines.
Bobby Lee
Just be honest with me. No, stop, stop, stop, stop. Because you're being very defensive right now.
Pete
And you're yelling where I swear you.
Bobby Lee
Don'T believe in God.
Pete
Gay marriage is still illegal in the Philippines. So it's not that.
Jules
Thank God for that.
Andrew Santino
No, no, no. I'm so sorry.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wait. Gay marriage is still illegal.
Pete
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But. But culturally, it's.
Pete
Culturally, Yeah. A lot of people accept them and. But it's just this. Parents.
Bobby Lee
Look at them.
Andrew Santino
Is that your family photo?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wait a minute. Go to. Honestly, go to. What? What, what is. Do you think there's a higher percentage of gay men in the Philippines than in other countries?
Bobby Lee
No, I just think that it's. I. What I love about the Philippines is that it's such an open culture in that way where it's like, nobody cares. No one cares.
Andrew Santino
But it's like here. That's like here, no one gives a shit that you're gay here.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Unless you do drugs. And then they'll kill you.
Pete
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Well, right. According to the 2013 really updated Philippines Young Adult Fertility and Sexuality started, 2% of Filipino men identify as gay. Survey found 96% of young people in the Philippines identified as heterosexual. So it is still embedded in the scariness of the society.
Bobby Lee
Maybe you're right then.
Andrew Santino
Okay, what's the percentage of gay men in America? It's got to be 4. Yeah. 4 and a 4.7. Now 8.5 adult women identify as gay.
Bobby Lee
Let me say something. What is going on here? I think. Do you think it's this cultural? Because it should be. I think we're all human beings. It should be across the board.
Andrew Santino
Well, it does say. Look, I read it wrong. It does say 44.7 of adult men identify as LGBTQ plus. So it could be. It could be anything that encompasses everything that could say, like, I'm asexual.
Bobby Lee
I'm trying to do gay, not LGBT. That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Santino
Gay men on Earth. 3% of men identify as gay or homosexual worldwide.
Bobby Lee
Oh, that's good. That's a pretty good. A good number.
Andrew Santino
What would it be? What would it be? Why is it good? Is it good or bad? It's just a number. What's good about it?
Bobby Lee
I think it's a healthy amount.
Andrew Santino
Like, we're drafting gays.
Bobby Lee
It's the healthy amount of gays.
Andrew Santino
We got to get our gays up.
Bobby Lee
It's a perfect amount.
Andrew Santino
Listen here.
Bobby Lee
If it was 12%, you'd be like, what's going on?
Andrew Santino
We got to get our gays up. 72% of Gen Z adults identified as straight. 15 is by 5 is gay or lesbian, and 8% is something else. 72% straights. Now we're losing it. Straights, we're going down. The straits are getting thinned out. Nearly 30 of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ, so 30% of the Gen Z population says that they are LGBTQ plus.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
That's a lot of kids.
Bobby Lee
And I'm supportive, so let's move on.
Andrew Santino
I don't have any kids.
Bobby Lee
I don't have any kids either.
Andrew Santino
Hey, dude. Childless. No wonder we're. No. No wonder we're still doing this podcast.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You know why we're doing this podcast? I'd like to. I'd like to tell you why I'm a rockin Dude. Don't come knocking. Do you want one of these? I'll buy you one.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We're doing this podcast because it's the most fun. It's the most fun. And got a little announcement for the fans. We're working on it. But your boys are going to be coming to Beans on Toast. We're coming to the uk.
Bobby Lee
Uk.
Andrew Santino
We're going to do London, probably going to do Dublin. We're probably going to do maybe Amsterdam. We're going to let you know, coming up soon in the fall, we're going to be touring around because we want to go see our. Our friends over the water.
Bobby Lee
Some people may go, some people might not.
Andrew Santino
I think everyone would want to go London, show up for us.
Bobby Lee
No, in terms of our team.
Andrew Santino
Oh. Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
No, no, no, no, buddy, this is just for us. Oh, you're saying Jet Ski?
Jules
Well, last week you said I was going, but then.
Andrew Santino
Did I?
Jules
Now you're looking at me like I'm not going.
Bobby Lee
What's a 50? 50? I mean, we have to make this.
Andrew Santino
We have to make decision together. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
How come you don't go?
Jules
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Why don't you go?
Pete
Because my visa.
Bobby Lee
Oh, your visa. Yeah, your visa.
Pete
I can't just go to any country.
Jules
What about the 59 states we went to last year?
Pete
Yeah, I had school.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you're done with school soon. When is school over?
Pete
Next week.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Forever.
Andrew Santino
You're graduating?
Pete
I graduate next semester.
Jules
Oh, wow, that's still fast.
Bobby Lee
But you have, like a month, three months off. Yeah. What are you going to do? Go back to felt?
Pete
No, just. Nothing. Just.
Bobby Lee
Were you scared when Trump won? Yeah.
Pete
Even my boyfriend was like, oh, maybe we should just like.
Andrew Santino
I can only hope Trump goes through with all this stuff. You know, we're going to kick them all out. It's like, when. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So let's go speed it up. I mean, I don't know if he's gonna.
Bobby Lee
Too many ages for me.
Andrew Santino
Too many.
Pete
But you're Asian, too.
Andrew Santino
No, no, it's from San Diego.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He's in. He's done. He's lost.
Bobby Lee
I'm a Twinkie.
Andrew Santino
He's on the list, dude.
Bobby Lee
You know that, right? When I say Twinkie, what does it mean?
Pete
I don't know.
Andrew Santino
I thought white on the. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
What are Twinkies?
Pete
I thought Twinkies are gay.
Andrew Santino
You're right there.
Bobby Lee
I'm a banana. No, that's not a. But you're.
Andrew Santino
You're a banana cream puff.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Jules
Also sounds gay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
All this stuff does sound gay. Well, you are part of the 3%.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty white, am I?
Andrew Santino
No, no. You're a beautiful Korean man. You're proud of your Korean heritage.
Bobby Lee
I don't think I am because I hang out with a lot of Asians.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing.
Bobby Lee
A lot Asians.
Andrew Santino
You like? You like what? You like. What is this you're showing us? A map of sanctuaries cities in America. Los Angeles is not one of them.
Bobby Lee
Not yet.
Andrew Santino
What, what the going on?
Bobby Lee
Sanctuary cities for immigrants.
Andrew Santino
Yes. Wow, look at that.
Bobby Lee
LA is in discussions to become one officially. So what does a sanctuary city mean?
Andrew Santino
Refugees can come there and not get deported. Correct.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but they have to be. They have to be government. You have to file, you know, as a. As a seeking asylum. You have to come to the port of entry. You come to the port of entry, you come through a border and then you seek asylum. Then you have to register that you're an asylum seeking refugee from whatever country and then you get registered with the government. You can't just like fucking catch a flight, come in and then hide out somewhere and be like, I'm a refugee. It's like, that doesn't count then.
Bobby Lee
Wow.
Andrew Santino
And then you're not going to get any government services if you do it without them knowing.
Bobby Lee
I see.
Andrew Santino
So if you need money while you're fudgeing here, if you're coming from somewhere, that's, you know, that's how you have to do it.
Bobby Lee
All I'm saying is if he deports the amount of people he wants to deport, dude, that the country is going to be fucked. Yeah, well, a lot of companies.
Andrew Santino
I don't know, man. No, I mean, I'm pretty excited about it, dude.
Bobby Lee
Like farming communities. It was a disaster, dude.
Andrew Santino
Get them out.
Bobby Lee
All right. You'll see.
Andrew Santino
Get them all gone, dude.
Bobby Lee
There's two things you'll see about me getting buff and we'll see what happens with this.
Andrew Santino
And by the way, two things that are rock and roll. Get rid of immigrants and get you jacked. I mean, dude.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but you don't think I'm gonna get jacked.
Andrew Santino
Trump sounds like Captain America.
Bobby Lee
You don't think I'm gonna get jacked?
Andrew Santino
I don't. I. No, I. You're not. You're not gonna get jacked. You're gonna get skinnier because you keep losing weight. You're down 14 pounds now. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Something can you do, you know? Do you notice a difference?
Pete
You look so small right now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you do look smaller. Lift, stand up. Lift up your shirt.
Bobby Lee
Be real.
Jules
He is standing up.
Andrew Santino
I love you, Jess.
Bobby Lee
That. That joke, dude.
Andrew Santino
Look at this. No belly. There's like no belly right here. Wow. See, that's nothing, dude. That's nothing. You were so much bigger months ago.
Bobby Lee
Carlos doesn't believe it.
Andrew Santino
Ask the window.
Bobby Lee
I do now. You do? From the other shoot we did last week. Yeah. Yeah. It's the first time.
Andrew Santino
You're gonna have to call your podcast Tiger Abs.
Bobby Lee
But when I joined the gym.
Andrew Santino
Tiger Abs with Bobby Lee getting jacked, you and Kumail just working out every day. Imagine if you become a fucking Marvel character because of this. Whoa, that'll be so sick. If you get jacked as fuck and they give you a Marvel role.
Bobby Lee
The only Marvel role I could be is Sunfire.
Andrew Santino
Perfect. That's you. That's you with Kumail.
Bobby Lee
Right up, look up fire.
Andrew Santino
X Men Pontiac. Made a car called the Sunfire for a while. That's you.
Pete
That's cool.
Bobby Lee
I mean, that's the only Asian one. Oh, of course he's going to play it.
Andrew Santino
Who is that?
Bobby Lee
Shang. Shang Chi.
Andrew Santino
Oh, that's a Shang Chi guy?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Can somebody else be Sunfire? Please, God. They're gonna give the same.
Andrew Santino
He's hot.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's a good looking guy.
Bobby Lee
Pretty good looking. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We stay in our lane.
Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
What is it? It has the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cause and in a chewable form.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Shopify. So it's the new year.
Andrew Santino
It is.
Bobby Lee
It's 2025.
Andrew Santino
God bless.
Bobby Lee
And you're probably thinking, how am I going to make this year different?
Andrew Santino
I don't know.
Bobby Lee
Am I going to build something for myself?
Andrew Santino
I'd like to.
Bobby Lee
I'm dying to be my own boss or see if I can turn this business idea I've been kicking around in my head into a reality, but I don't know how to make it happen.
Andrew Santino
Shopify, Bob. Shopify is how you're going to. Is that how I tell you how?
Bobby Lee
That's what we did.
Andrew Santino
Shopify is the best. They make it very simple to create your brand, open a business, get your first sale, get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates. No coding or design skills required. All you need to do is drag and drop.
Bobby Lee
Shopify makes it also easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff like growing your business.
Andrew Santino
What happens if you don't act now? Will you?
Bobby Lee
Disaster. It's a disaster.
Andrew Santino
It's a disaster. Someone's going to beat you to the idea. So don't do this to yourself. You don't kick yourself when you hear this again in the year because you didn't do anything. You must start working with Shopify now established in 2025. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
Bobby Lee
Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com/bad friends. All lowercase.
Andrew Santino
Go to shopify.com/bad friends to start selling with Shopify today. That shopify.com/bad friends are there red headed superher. They're redheaded. No one is famous that's redheaded. And if they are, they're mocked.
Bobby Lee
No, but. No but. Did. Did Marvel or DC ever create a superhero that. A superhero that happened to have red hair?
Andrew Santino
Poison Ivy Phoenix.
Bobby Lee
Oh yeah. Poison Ivy Phoenix.
Andrew Santino
Never a guy though.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Male redheaded superhero, right? Male M A L E. Male redheaded superhero. Let's see. Ed headed. Yeah, male Ed head. Who is that? Shaft. Shaft was black.
Bobby Lee
Wait, Shaft had red hair.
Andrew Santino
I don't know. Go back.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, go back.
Andrew Santino
Roy Harper.
Bobby Lee
Can you zoom in a little bit? Like the whole thing? Yeah, yeah. Roy Harper. Oh yeah, there we go. I guess you go with the bow and arrow. Who's Wally West?
Andrew Santino
Wally West.
Bobby Lee
They ran out of names.
Andrew Santino
Wally.
Bobby Lee
What do we call this one? You mean, you know.
Andrew Santino
I mean Wally West.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. The King Disaster. No, Wally West. Wally West. Wow. What's another? Geo Force is good.
Andrew Santino
Geo Force. I don't know any of these guys. The Shield.
Bobby Lee
The Shield. That's pretty good.
Andrew Santino
Light ray.
Bobby Lee
That's getting weaker.
Andrew Santino
That's just a guy that lives in my building.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Hank Hall. These are just guys. I know, I know. They're just Hank Haywood.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're all.
Andrew Santino
By the way, what the fuck is this? Daredevil? No, this list is fucking dumb. You're not right. Whatever this is, is not the right list. Yeah, I don't even know what that's. That. That list is wrong. Don't get off of this website.
Bobby Lee
Don't get angry about it.
Andrew Santino
Well, he's not.
Bobby Lee
What, because you don't like the white name Wally? That's a good superhero.
Andrew Santino
His googling lately Ant Man. Oh, but they gave that to Paul fucking Rudd.
Bobby Lee
Right?
Andrew Santino
Thanks a lot.
Bobby Lee
Thanks a lot, Paul.
Andrew Santino
Thanks a lot. Paul Rudd.
Jules
You could be like two dollar bill man.
Andrew Santino
I could be like the Woj handing out $2 bills at random. He's doing good. Or he's inconveniencing people.
Bobby Lee
Paul Rudd closed the circle for me once.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean?
Bobby Lee
Circle meets a square conversation circle.
Andrew Santino
What happened?
Bobby Lee
I tell you tell about that? No, I just know what you're talking about. Yeah, I was on Pineapple Express. My bad.
Andrew Santino
Okay, no problem.
Bobby Lee
I was there and my agents were like, you gotta learn how to, like, meet people, you know, I mean, like, start conversations, you know what I mean? When you're on. So that's how you create, you know, I mean, relationship relationships in the business. So I was smoking a cigarette, and with Pineapple Express, it was Seth Rogen, Apatow, Paul Rudd, a bunch of people, and they were talking in a circle, and I was out on the curb, like, kind of near them smoking a cigarette.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And then my agent's fucking thing went, you know, I mean, do it. This is it. I put the cigarette down and I wander into the circle. I don't know if it was Paul or somebody closed the circle.
Andrew Santino
Paul does stuff like that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So then I was on the outside of the circle, and then I went back to the Caribbean as well.
Jules
I hate that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
He rutted you. You got rutted.
Bobby Lee
What I find out now is, is that I. I can tell when people want to talk to me on set.
Andrew Santino
Those guys want to talk. I'm just kidding. Those guys probably love you. They just.
Bobby Lee
It's probably in my head. I probably did it wrong.
Andrew Santino
They didn't know you were there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I didn't know I did it. Did it wrong.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you didn't make enough noise.
Bobby Lee
What would you do? Hey, guys. I play. God. You guys play golf? You guys know about the two dollar thing with a Alan. Whatever. He makes them. Whatever. Yeah, you guys, you guys know about the $2 thing with Steve Wildwacky, right? It's interesting every. In fact, I'm gonna mention it on my pod Monday when I have a podcast, I want to mention it, but it's like, you guys throw in your 2 cents. Do you think you did that? Is it just something like that? Interesting.
Andrew Santino
Well, I don't get cut out of circles like that. Yeah, actually, I get invited in.
Bobby Lee
I know you do.
Andrew Santino
I get not only invited in, I get a big hug.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, Yeah. I travel with the mic.
Andrew Santino
Happened last night, actually.
Bobby Lee
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. It happened to me Friday.
Andrew Santino
Literally happened last night.
Bobby Lee
I got picked up like a little American Girl doll.
Andrew Santino
Blake Griffin picked you up to show you off.
Bobby Lee
So here. Can I tell everyone Happened.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So I was at the Comedy Store and I was with. I was on a date.
Andrew Santino
Six foot nine.
Bobby Lee
I was on a date. And Andrea's there. Not my date, Andrea.
Andrew Santino
Gin.
Bobby Lee
Andrew. Gin's there and she's a comic and I'm on a date. First date with somebody. You met her, right? Yeah, It's a very nice girl. And Andre goes, oh, Blake's coming. So I go, okay. You know Blake Griffin, huh? Yeah. We see him come in, and then Andre leaves to go say hi to him. And then, you know, I. I turned, and this is the mistake I made. I turn to the girl and I. The date. I go, let's go say hi to Blake. Right? So we go over there.
Andrew Santino
You're thinking this will show. Be a show off moment for you. A little bit. Just a little bit of, like, I know a famous guy. Love you, mom.
Bobby Lee
You're right. You called me out.
Andrew Santino
Well, it's a little moment for you.
Bobby Lee
You know, when I kissed that. Don't make that face.
Andrew Santino
I didn't do anything. Okay, Hang her back up.
Bobby Lee
It was there.
Andrew Santino
No, put her up behind you, though. She belongs behind you. You knocked her off the wall because you slammed your chair backwards.
Bobby Lee
So anyway, so. So Blake's there, and I. And I. I go in. I shake. I go in to shake his hand.
Andrew Santino
Big hands, right?
Bobby Lee
And he looks at me and he grabs me.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And he pulls me up into the.
Andrew Santino
Sky like Lion King.
Bobby Lee
Like the Lion King, yeah. And.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
And so what happens is I go, he's going to put me down, right? Were you there?
Jules
I didn't see this, but yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you were there, though.
Jules
Yeah, I was there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. And he. It. He goes. He has a monologue.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Hey, guy. He goes, hey, guy. I don't shake your hand. I hug you.
Andrew Santino
That's right.
Bobby Lee
Right. And I like lifting you, and you're my little guy. This and that, right? And I'm up there for about a minute, right? And I'm blushing and I'm trying to get down. Right? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Help, help, help.
Bobby Lee
Right, Right. He finally puts me down. I'm blushing, right? And I'm thinking to myself, oh, my date didn't notice that, right? So then I text her yesterday, this is what I text. I go, this is so embarrassing. She goes. I go, do you remember when Blake Griffin picked me up as if I was an American girl doll? And then this is what she says. Your legs were dangling.
Andrew Santino
So cute. So cute. Now, did you guys. Did you guys hook up, him and Blake, or.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I mean, Blake did. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
He's a freckly dick.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he does.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. People don't know this.
Andrew Santino
It's like mine, but darker. Yeah, a little darker.
Bobby Lee
Very freckly.
Andrew Santino
No, this girl. Are you interested in this woman now? Is this a real thing?
Bobby Lee
No, I'm just. Come on. I don't know. I mean.
Andrew Santino
Okay, dude, we don't know who it is. She doesn't know who it is.
Bobby Lee
No one knows.
Andrew Santino
No one knows who it is. Doesn't matter.
Bobby Lee
No, you're. You know, you just go on. I go on a lot of first dates. Let's just say that. And not a lot of seconds.
Jules
That's crazy because you love seconds.
Bobby Lee
No, no, that just doesn't work because.
Jules
I'm on Ozempic and you don't like seconds. I get it.
Bobby Lee
But it was a good joke.
Jules
It was in theory. It's structured.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. In Australia, you had some zingers on.
Andrew Santino
Zingers. The kid was on fire.
Bobby Lee
Anyway, yeah, so he picked me up like a. Because you've never been picked up.
Andrew Santino
No, I won't allow that kind of stuff.
Bobby Lee
No, but there's no one that can pick you up.
Andrew Santino
Blake could pick me up. Easy. Blake's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could. He just wouldn't do it. It's just a mutual respecting.
Bobby Lee
Why do people pick me up?
Andrew Santino
You're a teeny tiny Tim. You're a little teeny tiny Tim.
Jules
It's extra funny because Brad Williams was there, too. Did he pick up Brad?
Andrew Santino
No, he stepped on him on accident.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wait a minute. You're very. Pick up a bowl. Yeah, yeah. You know how you pick your dog up? When you see your dog, you pick him up, you bend down. Yeah, same thing. He's small and cute and lovable.
Bobby Lee
And I got.
Andrew Santino
And here's the deal. I want to kiss you. I said I want your little face near mine.
Bobby Lee
And also I want to hug you.
Andrew Santino
I want to feel your little tushy, and I want to give you a little kiss.
Bobby Lee
This is the same topic, but this whole fucking Korean deer thing got out of hand.
Andrew Santino
What are you talking about, a Korean deer?
Bobby Lee
People online were like, there's a Korean deer.
Andrew Santino
Oh, I got tagged. Oh, I got tagged.
Bobby Lee
This looks like Bobby.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Yeah, it does look like you. It looks exactly like you.
Bobby Lee
Then I posted on my story and every. I got more comments than I've ever had. Everyone going, 100. Yes.
Andrew Santino
You 100 look like this. It's. That is Bobby Lee. It's crazy how much.
Bobby Lee
Why does that look like me?
Andrew Santino
Dude, the eyes are perfect. It's like the same depth of feel in the eyes that you're your. Your face. The cheeks are perfect.
Bobby Lee
The nose.
Andrew Santino
The nose, the ears, even. It just looks like you. Because his eyes look like the kind of love you have in your eyes and your soul look like exactly like his. Look at how happy he is.
Bobby Lee
But do you want to. That.
Andrew Santino
I'm gonna plead the fifth, man, because I.
Bobby Lee
You know, that's what I'm saying. When you say that I look like that, it doesn't seem sexy. Well, you know, I mean.
Andrew Santino
Well, look, look, I've never fucked a.
Bobby Lee
D. Like that deer has never been laid by another deer.
Andrew Santino
That's not true. That's not true.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's an incel. Deer, dude.
Andrew Santino
No, it's not.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, look, he's alone.
Andrew Santino
He's outside.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
He's taking a walk.
Bobby Lee
He's like.
Andrew Santino
He does look like he has a cleft lip or something.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He is cute, though.
Andrew Santino
So cute. Yeah, that's you, bro.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
That's you.
Bobby Lee
But then a bunch of comments said. And I had to do research. A bunch of comments, right? Dude, it's a donkey, dude. You're a donkey.
Andrew Santino
Is that a donkey?
Bobby Lee
It's not a donkey. It's a deer.
Andrew Santino
Deer. It's 100.
Bobby Lee
It's a deer.
Andrew Santino
It's a. It's a female deer.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I don't know who the. Okay. I don't know who the did that.
Andrew Santino
That is.
Bobby Lee
Did you do that, Carlos? Somebody did that.
Andrew Santino
That's so good.
Bobby Lee
That's so funny.
Andrew Santino
That's you, dude. That's literally.
Bobby Lee
That's insane. They put my beanie and my glasses on there. What's wild, dude?
Andrew Santino
That's cool. As more of that guy. Send that stuff in. We love that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Anyway.
Andrew Santino
Absolutely love that. If I was going to be an animal, what animal would I be?
Bobby Lee
Well, you don't look like an animal.
Andrew Santino
I don't. Do I look like an animal? Chest knows there's not an animal.
Bobby Lee
There's not an animal out there that you look at and go, oh, that looks like Andrew Santino. There's some animals that look like you. Maybe.
Andrew Santino
Maybe a beaver. I look like a beaver. My teeth are big in the front. My two.
Bobby Lee
No, there's not an animal out there.
Andrew Santino
Maybe a lion or give me a red beaver.
Pete
Yeah, your vibe is like a lion.
Bobby Lee
No, you don't know. Dude, there is a guy I just saw today.
Andrew Santino
I love you.
Bobby Lee
There's a new viral. Listen, there's a new viral tiger. Google it. And I think this is more. It's a viral tiger. Tiger that's coming. That came out.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Do it all caps. Google it in all caps.
Bobby Lee
Go images. That's him. That's you, dude.
Jules
Oh, I could see that.
Andrew Santino
That kind of does look.
Bobby Lee
That's what I. It came to me. That's you, bro. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That'S Me?
Bobby Lee
Dude, look at me. Right, right? Yeah, we're doing it.
Andrew Santino
That's literally how I sit outside.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not the same tiger. Go to that. That guy, though. That's Andrew, dude. Yeah, dude, that's you.
Andrew Santino
Dude, that's me.
Bobby Lee
What's going on?
Andrew Santino
What's his name?
Bobby Lee
Ava.
Andrew Santino
Mu Dang. After Mu Dang.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Ava Golden Tiger.
Bobby Lee
He's going ape online.
Andrew Santino
Really? What's go. Why people just love him because he's unique. Well, he's Thailand's new sweetheart.
Bobby Lee
He's a tabby cat.
Andrew Santino
He's a tabby cat.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just. He's got the right proportions there. Look at him. He's so cute.
Andrew Santino
He's Thai, huh?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Jules, now that you're gonna be done with school, what does the future hold?
Pete
Well, nothing.
Bobby Lee
No. What do you want?
Andrew Santino
We're giving these people.
Bobby Lee
What's your ultimate goal?
Pete
Ultimate? I don't know yet. I still don't know what I want to do. I still don't know.
Bobby Lee
Animals. Something to do with it.
Andrew Santino
Why don't you do a podcast about animals?
Pete
Well, I don't know if that's gonna.
Bobby Lee
Be interesting, but it's so you. I'll be honest with me. A future in podcasting isn't something that you would want to do.
Pete
Not podcasting.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Like what?
Andrew Santino
Sucks.
Bobby Lee
So what I know, but what I'm saying is, is that why. Why. So why. Why don't you do the easier, softer way, which is podcasting? Because you'll make more money.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You work less hours and care about. And you have freedom. But you don't care about that. That drives me crazy that you don't care about that.
Pete
Okay, what about. I like playing games. What about, like, streaming?
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Stream. Stream.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But. But still, that's not like, you know.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean? That's just as vibe. That's just like, podcasting.
Jules
Be great.
Bobby Lee
Unless you're like, the number one streamer.
Andrew Santino
She could be the number one female streamer. Maybe you're not gonna beat the guy. What's his name? Kai Sinat. That guy's so big.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
By the way, that's what she's aspiring to be. That. That's pretty viable. You know, but the one thing I will say about that streaming thing that I don't. It gets a little. Girls streaming always goes down this weird little rabbit hole of, like, sexy sexualizing. Yeah. They get sexualized online.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So as long as you wear, like, a full coat, like a winter jacket, when you're doing it. I'm okay with it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
As your uncle. Uncle. That's Tito. Andrew. I just think the streaming thing for women, the thing I. I see sometimes on there is I'm like, oh, they're all being sexualized on this thing. It's not just about the thing.
Bobby Lee
If I. If you turn to one that. This tiktoker that does this with it, with the music.
Pete
I'm not gonna do that. That's. Oh, my.
Bobby Lee
You know that guy?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I know. What is that the guy that does that.
Bobby Lee
The girls do you. I'm gonna see a guy do it.
Andrew Santino
What?
Bobby Lee
I don't think you know what I did just.
Jules
Yeah, I don't know what's.
Bobby Lee
I don't think.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I don't think I screen what I was looking at. What he pulled up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Pulling up the names of the street.
Bobby Lee
Of the streamer let. So have you seen this?
Andrew Santino
What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, when they do like a time lapse thing?
Pete
No, they're doing like an anime kind of like.
Andrew Santino
I don't like it.
Bobby Lee
Whatever, but you look it up, man.
Andrew Santino
How do you type that in, Bobby? Having a seizure Usually.
Bobby Lee
Usually cringe.
Andrew Santino
Cringe? Anime streamer.
Bobby Lee
No, like cringe. Any cringe. Instagram or TikTok usually has.
Jules
Dude, you're on your Gen Z. Yeah, I don't know.
Bobby Lee
What are you doing, dude? Tick tock, dude. Yeah, I'm trying to find it through. Dude.
Andrew Santino
Oh, a little attitude. He's doing a lot like.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Drunk guy gets an act. What is it? Gets an ax.
Bobby Lee
Forget it, dude. Forget it. Let's move on.
Andrew Santino
No, let's watch it.
Bobby Lee
No, forget it. Let's move on.
Andrew Santino
Let's watch him. Let's watch him. Let's watch this guy get tased.
Bobby Lee
This is just my algorithm. You're gonna get shot.
Andrew Santino
Put the ax down. You will get shot. Tase them. Put the ax down. Tase them. John, put the ax down right now. There it is. Good job.
Bobby Lee
Here, step out here right now. Okay, I'll tell you that one second.
Andrew Santino
You took it to a different level. Now pick up the ax again and get tased. Dude, your bond's been revoked because you got a dui.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm here for.
Andrew Santino
Hit him. Hey, hey, listen. This ain't the end of the world. It doesn't mean you can't go near that ax. You're gonna have a problem, brother. I'm telling you right now. We can de escalate this and you can get back out of jail. We can take this a whole new route. I'll tell you right now. You're going to get back. Yeah, you're damn right. You're absolutely right. I hit you first. And I'll hit you again, bro. And I will hit you again. I will hit you again.
Bobby Lee
I will.
Andrew Santino
Back up.
Bobby Lee
Back up.
Andrew Santino
That's a bail enforcement agent, by the way. That's not even a cop. You know that, right? That's crazy. No, he. He jumped bail, so he has like a. You know, he. He gets to act as like a peace officer or some bullshit. He's not actually a cop. That's why you have a deal.
Bobby Lee
Whose side are you on?
Andrew Santino
Huh?
Bobby Lee
Side on. You.
Jules
Clear.
Andrew Santino
The guy. The guy who's trying to just. The ax. The guy who's trying to grab the ax.
Bobby Lee
That's you on his side?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
Cause what are you doing on my property? Get off of my property. Okay, you don't belong on my property.
Jules
I was thinking you would react the.
Andrew Santino
Same way, huh, if the guy came out of my property. Get the off of my property. You're not allowed on my private, private property. You.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what taze looks like, so. I think it's a gun.
Andrew Santino
It's a taser gun. A gun? A taser looks like a gun.
Bobby Lee
Okay, because I wouldn't know.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it looks like a gun, but.
Bobby Lee
I mean, he has a gun.
Andrew Santino
No, it's yellow. It's very obvious taste.
Bobby Lee
Well then. Okay. I've never been tased. Does it hurt?
Andrew Santino
It hurts like it's the most painful. It sucks. You. You freeze up and then you fall down. It's the worst. I hate it.
Bobby Lee
You've done it. You had. You've been tased before.
Andrew Santino
Yes. An idiot in college had a taser and I hated it. It was so dumb. And we were drunk.
Bobby Lee
Oh, wow. Can we buy one?
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, let's buy one.
Andrew Santino
All right. Buy one. Oh, yeah, it hurt. It's.
Bobby Lee
Can you die? Cuz I don't want. I don't want to be taste and die.
Andrew Santino
Oh, no. Well, look up their reactions with Ozempic. Is there a taser Ozempic thing? Yeah. Possible side effects of Ozempic. If you are hit with the taser, it may stop working. Oh, that's. You know, I.
Bobby Lee
You know, I read that find the thing I was in the face thing. It's either that or is going on around here, dude.
Andrew Santino
That or we go back to the two dollar bill stuff. So.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, go back. I don't want to go back to $2. Maybe the one. The blue hair. Don't blow it. Yeah, yeah. This. Yeah, yeah. Look, Andrew.
Andrew Santino
All right, start it over.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's now that we see it. Start it over. Let's see.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's this kind of thing where they're like.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all anime stuff.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And if you did that, my heartbreak. Do try. Try it. Maybe you have it. No. Yeah, you try. You try it.
Andrew Santino
Do it.
Bobby Lee
I don't know how.
Pete
Yeah, no, no.
Andrew Santino
You know, the Internet's got that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Let's see it go.
Bobby Lee
We did it. Just do it. We'll cut it out if you don't like it. Yeah, go. So cringe, Jess. Go.
Jules
It's so cringe.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, you could do it. Yeah. So good.
Andrew Santino
Don't do it.
Bobby Lee
Don't do it. Yeah, you're not. You don't have it. Now. Now my free. I know you can't do it.
Andrew Santino
Can't do it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
How many views is it like, is this popular?
Bobby Lee
This is Misty Rain.
Pete
A lot of people like, they go.
Bobby Lee
To Misty Rain thing.
Andrew Santino
So they just watch her do that. Three million people.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Holy.
Bobby Lee
Let's go to the. This one. Yeah, here we go.
Jules
Dude, I'm working too hard.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What are we doing?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, man, I hope they bomb us. I hope we. But this country's over soon. This is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. This insane.
Andrew Santino
This is what we're doing. This is it. And by. And can I tell you something? How old is this kid, by the way? Is this a child? How old is this person?
Bobby Lee
Some of them have only fans. I wouldn't know.
Andrew Santino
Okay. But anyway, I mean, how old is this girl? I like. Well, who are we watching? It looks like we're watching a kid. A child.
Bobby Lee
She is 19.
Andrew Santino
What do we do? Get.
Bobby Lee
I know.
Andrew Santino
I'm not watching some kid do. Fucking gross. Get out of here.
Jules
That's weird.
Bobby Lee
And there's a dad does it. Sally, do the dishes. And she's.
Andrew Santino
I'm coming.
Bobby Lee
I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
We're. We're future's.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, and then she goes to anime conventions, right? This is. I've seen this anime convention thing is like they don't do it once a year. They do it all year round. There's these things. They're all over the place.
Jules
Yeah, you don't want to do that though.
Pete
No, I don't.
Andrew Santino
Is it. You know how Comic con was like once a year now it's like all year.
Bobby Lee
No, because every city has one now.
Andrew Santino
Well, every city has everything, though. There's many different kinds.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jess wanted to promote her show. Is that why you're here?
Jules
Oh, I did want to promote my.
Bobby Lee
But it's not coming out until.
Andrew Santino
No. Maybe after the smoothest transitions of all time. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable. You. You're flawless, You.
Bobby Lee
Fuck you, man. Talk to me like that.
Jules
Anyway, I am going to New Jersey, Sunnyvale, California, Fort Worth, Dallas, Portland, Seattle, and Lexington next year. So I'm just going to take this moment. If you're out there, if anybody's out there, come see me.
Andrew Santino
I mean, if there's a way to do it, that's it. Dude, that was perfect. That was so organic and people loved it.
Jules
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Not only. It just helps the rhythm of her selling the show.
Bobby Lee
What are you doing, man?
Andrew Santino
Just criticizing you. And let me. And let me. And I'll say.
Bobby Lee
I could criticize you.
Andrew Santino
And I'll say, why you shot at me about the Woj thing. So I've been shooting at you.
Bobby Lee
It's funny. It's like, don't bring it.
Andrew Santino
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bud.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I'm bringing Bazooka.
Andrew Santino
You couldn't hoist one up, you little.
Bobby Lee
So this is what happened.
Andrew Santino
Fill in the blank.
Bobby Lee
You know, you and I come here, try to set the tone of the show. I brought a poker. Pretty good rant.
Andrew Santino
It was a good rant. That was good.
Bobby Lee
A couple of things. And you had the two dollar thing, right, and it died. And I think that's why you're mad. And you know what? There's a healthy way of getting that resentment out, you know, the way you're doing. You're, you know, going back and forth like that in your new chair.
Andrew Santino
I'm rocking in my chair, doing this like the thinker.
Bobby Lee
Whatever you're doing with your hand. I've never seen you do this before.
Andrew Santino
Because my back.
Bobby Lee
Thinker, you know, I mean, so I think we all know in the room, right, that that was a fail, Right?
Andrew Santino
I got an MRI done. I'm sorry, on my back.
Bobby Lee
What's going on?
Andrew Santino
And they were like, all of this pressure and disc slipping is from you carrying Bobby's career lately. And I said, that can't be showing up on the mri. They go, trust me, it is. And we all see it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And I said, who sees it? He goes, the community at large. And I said, the Dr. Community. He goes, buddy, social, social. It's everywhere. Everyone can tell. So I got to get you off my back.
Bobby Lee
I N T E R E S T I N G Dude.
Andrew Santino
Interesting. That's awesome. I told you you could spell. You're good, buddy. Anyway, no, he did say my back issues are from.
Bobby Lee
Interesting.
Jules
Maybe you should take a trip to Wisa.
Bobby Lee
No, we had fun.
Jules
We had fun. We went and. I can't believe you've never been. I said, andrew must come here all the time.
Andrew Santino
I used to like Vota Spa.
Jules
Yeah, but you never even tried. We spy heard.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I don't like it.
Jules
But how do you know you don't like it?
Bobby Lee
Because he. He's stubborn.
Andrew Santino
Too many. Too many.
Jules
Oh, so I thought.
Andrew Santino
Many.
Jules
I thought.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Let's talk about your experience at Wii Spa.
Jules
Yeah, I was. I was kind of nervous going in the whole naked thing. You know, everyone's naked, and Bobby was like, we. I won't see you naked. I don't want to see you naked. That's so gross. We're not watching it.
Bobby Lee
I want to forget. I was gonna say joke.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, like, why be mean now?
Bobby Lee
No, I don't want. Because it's. That's not a fair.
Andrew Santino
Right.
Jules
So anyway, he said, you're saggy tits. I don't want to see.
Bobby Lee
No, I didn't say that. No.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you did. Didn't you?
Bobby Lee
I was gonna say something way worse, but go ahead. Go ahead. I love you.
Jules
Well, now you have to say it.
Bobby Lee
No, I was. I was kidding. I didn't have one.
Andrew Santino
Say it.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
Say it.
Bobby Lee
A beautiful lady naked. Now. Go ahead.
Jules
So anyway, yeah. As we're walking in, I say, am I gonna be the only white lady there? And he go, no, no, no. Tons of whites go. And it was true. It was a good diversity mix. You want to be the only white there. And I kind of get why you said no one goes to the Wii Spa with you. Because I was telling my friends, and they're all like, I don't want to be. I don't want to be naked with Bobby. I think people think when you say, do you go to Wii Spa? They're. They're thinking. You're asking, can I see you naked?
Andrew Santino
Kind of.
Bobby Lee
No, that's absolutely incorrect.
Jules
But I think that's what they hear. It's like. It sounds like you just want to see all these male comics naked.
Bobby Lee
Well, I have done it before.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Jules
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You know, Ian Edwards, you know, I try to get Chappelle, but what are the. What do they have in common?
Andrew Santino
They're black.
Bobby Lee
Exactly.
Jules
But I don't get your point.
Bobby Lee
But you like to See it?
Andrew Santino
He wants to go.
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah, I like to see it.
Jules
But when you go male, female, you're, you know, just, you're in different rooms, but then the co ed, you're in a unit.
Bobby Lee
You've been there with me. Fun.
Jules
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really fun. But it's relaxing.
Bobby Lee
It's still relaxing.
Andrew Santino
That's why I don't want to go with him.
Jules
Yeah. Go at a different time. But you should go.
Bobby Lee
Please go with me.
Andrew Santino
No. How unrelaxing would that be for me?
Jules
You guys would get. He got recognized a lot upstairs.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it'd be so not relaxing.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
I have my little getaways. I go to my gym, I go in the cold plunge. I go in the sauna, I go in the steam room. You know who talks to me there? Fucking nobody. Fucking no one. I get in the cold plunge with my little tiny red penis and it's freezing cold. And my little penis goes like this.
Jules
It does the cringe.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Dude, have you been in a cold plunge, by the way, I love coldplunch.
Jules
Yeah, they have one always.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Do you do them?
Bobby Lee
Oh, my. I stay. I go in there for 10 minutes.
Andrew Santino
That's literally impossible. No, you don't.
Bobby Lee
I, I do. Maybe it's not as cold as the one you're going through, but because the.
Andrew Santino
Cold plunges, you couldn't go in for 10 minutes. You would be. It'd be, it might be.
Bobby Lee
But I, I'm. Let me say something. When I, Most of the people, they go in for like a minute. I try to go up for 10 minutes because I go to the point where I'm about to die.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Good. Well, that's good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's very good.
Bobby Lee
And I, I. And I'm gonna tell you why, if I may. Okay, you may. Well, I'm gonna.
Andrew Santino
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
Okay. I go to Hyundai Day spa. I've been going there for years. And there's like a 95 year old man that's there.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Okay. And he does a routine and I observe him. Okay.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Over the years, last 20 years, Asian man. Old Asian man.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And he does halfway in the cold plunge.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Then there's, there's two different spots. There's a Jacuzzi, but there's also a spring water one where it's super hot.
Andrew Santino
Love that.
Bobby Lee
So he'll go five minutes there and he goes back and forth. And I think what he's doing is.
Andrew Santino
Circulating his blood, just trying to stay alive.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. And so I've been Following the same thing as he does.
Andrew Santino
Good.
Bobby Lee
You know what I mean? And I think there's something to do with your health. I don't know what it does, but.
Andrew Santino
They say three to five minutes is kind of the optimal time to get the benefits that you need. After that, you're kind of not, you know, because it's. Because it's down to 45 degrees. I mean, they tell you in between 40 and 60 is the high end for cold plunge, but five to 10 minutes, you don't want to go any more than that. There's no need for it. Post workout is two to three minutes.
Bobby Lee
But what are the benefits of it?
Andrew Santino
Well, there's a metabolic boost you get that's 11 minutes in total time over two to four sessions per week has metabolic recovery benefits. Right. It's good for your muscle tissues. It's great for me, for my nerves, because my. My nerves because of my sciatic nerve. It's really good. It, like, calms the nerve down. Ice is the best. Ice is the best.
Bobby Lee
Can we go to Wii Spot so you can show. I can show you how long I go into the cold plunge. I don't think you believe me, so I want to.
Andrew Santino
Do I believe you wholeheartedly. I think you could doubt me. Knowing you, you could stay in there for 20 minutes, I bet.
Bobby Lee
Okay, well, because you're a strong. With me, please.
Andrew Santino
You're a strong boy. Plus, your body's compact. You're not stretched out, so everything is close.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Anyway.
Andrew Santino
No, I'm saying, like, you're.
Bobby Lee
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Andrew Santino
Your engine is warming here.
Bobby Lee
Thank you for being a.
Andrew Santino
Doesn't have to go that far.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You know what I mean? That's true. My limbs are long.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Anyway, Jesse, will you go back again with me one day?
Jules
Yeah, I go back. I was in the steam room, and as I walked in, I was in there for a minute, and then this lady walked in, and then there was, like, probably five to six ladies in there. And then out of nowhere, it's quiet, and I don't know where this lady goes. Do you want to find your uterus?
Bobby Lee
Oh, yeah. Right, right.
Jules
And, like, right before she said it, I was about to get up and leave, but then I was like, if I get up now, it's gonna feel like a response to her saying, this.
Bobby Lee
Is real, because she told me about this.
Andrew Santino
Well, did you. Did you lose it?
Jules
Well, I don't know if it was to me or to. It felt like it was to the room.
Andrew Santino
Where is your. What does she Mean to buy that.
Jules
And then another lady goes, yeah. And then she just starts talking about, like, feeling on your abdomen where the uterus is. And then I had to, like, just kind of wait there for a while before I could leave, respectfully.
Andrew Santino
Oh, can you imagine if a guy said that to you in a spa at all?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Like, he's like, do you want to find your G spot?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Jules
It was so awkward.
Bobby Lee
Well, let's play that out.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. I'm in the tub with you. Do you.
Bobby Lee
What's up?
Andrew Santino
Sorry, I just.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I usually don't well for a living.
Andrew Santino
I just. I kind of. I'm like a life coach. Health coach.
Bobby Lee
Okay. What's up?
Andrew Santino
Do you. Have you ever found your G spot as a man?
Bobby Lee
I'm done. Thanks, man.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you already found it.
Bobby Lee
Excuse me.
Andrew Santino
Can I help you find it? Can I help you find.
Bobby Lee
When you say, I'll do it for.
Andrew Santino
Free when you see G spot. Usually I charge.
Bobby Lee
I'll do it for free when you see G spot. What do you mean? Like, in the penis cavity or like, my anal cavity?
Andrew Santino
It's in your butt. It's in your butt. And I can have to. I help men find it in their butt.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And I found it.
Andrew Santino
You already got it.
Bobby Lee
I just found it. Just.
Andrew Santino
Now can I find. Can I try to find another one for you?
Bobby Lee
Oh, so you're saying there's two.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Well, if you say so.
Andrew Santino
Go ahead, give me.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
I put this. So this wand. You see this wand that I have? It looks exactly like your penis.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You know, I've watched Harry Potter. I've never seen it shaped like this.
Andrew Santino
Well, if you turn around and I say this magic phrase and I put my wand in there, it'll detect where your spot.
Bobby Lee
Oh, you know what? I'll give it a go.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Why not? Is it in Expellius?
Andrew Santino
Is it in Jizzius? Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Is it in.
Bobby Lee
Did you find it?
Andrew Santino
Oh, rude. I found it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Did you.
Bobby Lee
I can't feel it.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, well, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Have a good. Have a good day. Have a safe drive.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Did you know about the $2?
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah, tell me. Tell me about it.
Bobby Lee
Got it. Like, watch. A watch, Dude.
Andrew Santino
I actually. I walked into the steam room the other day. I did have a guy. I walked in naked. It's you. Traditionally, you put on a towel in the steam room because you sit down, but I walked in naked because no one was there. It was after hours.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And I walked in because I was a little bit in pain, and so I walked in with my out. And I was like. I was, like, grunting through the pain.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Andrew Santino
My pain was strong. And then I hear a guy go, you okay, man? And I can't see him in all the steam in the fog. I go, dude, I didn't know someone's in here. I'm so sorry, dude. And he's like, it's okay. I just. You want me to get out of here? I was like, no.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You don't have to go.
Bobby Lee
No, you do make noises in the steam room that you can't feel good. Yeah. This is a noise that Koreans make. I don't care where you're from in Korea.
Andrew Santino
Can you guys understand each other?
Bobby Lee
We know what this means. And there's no. It doesn't mean anything, but we know what it means.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
It's this.
Andrew Santino
It's unspoken.
Bobby Lee
Here we go. I go. I go. I go, it's aigu, aigu, aigu, aigu. About four or five times. We understand what that means. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And everyone.
Bobby Lee
And we go.
Andrew Santino
I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Like, it. Lamenting in. In pain? Like, no, it's like, if feels good.
Bobby Lee
But it hurts, but, you know, I'm glad. You know what I mean, right? It's soothing. You know, there's another one that. We know what it means is. I told you about that.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
We don't have to read. You know about Juke. Juke. Yeah, yeah. What is it? What? Remember?
Andrew Santino
But I remember the phrase juke, Juke.
Bobby Lee
See what. See what he does. McCon.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he's worthless.
Bobby Lee
He just agrees without listening at this time.
Andrew Santino
At this point. He just comes around.
Bobby Lee
When you do improv, you. You know, agreeing is fine, but you have to listen as well.
Andrew Santino
No, he doesn't. That's why he won't do stand up. I told you he's not.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you're not. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Give us a joke. Let me hear you do a bit. Do you say, oh, God? Did you say, oh, God? You don't want to be on the show anymore. You don't have to be on the show.
Bobby Lee
Your attitude.
Andrew Santino
Your attitude is bananas. By the way, Pete has been pleasant all day. Hasn't said, brought us cookies.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Jules
Wait, can we do it together?
Pete
Okay.
Jules
Because we haven't been on the show together, and I don't think I'll be on it.
Bobby Lee
You've never had. You've never been on a show together before.
Jules
We have. Not for months.
Pete
I haven't seen her in a long time.
Jules
Yeah. And I'm going on the road next year, so I don't know if. When I'll be back, so.
Pete
Okay. Okay.
Jules
Thank you for being a bad friend.
Bobby Lee
D.
Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – "Bobby's Hopecore Era"
Episode Information
The episode kicks off with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino engaging in their signature humorous exchanges, playfully insulting each other and showcasing their chemistry as "bad friends."
They continue this banter while sharing homemade cookies, highlighting their camaraderie and setting a relaxed tone for the episode.
The hosts delve into their thoughts on the popular TV show, The Great British Bake Off. They discuss the latest season's outcomes, expressing admiration for a contestant named Dylan and critiquing the judges' interactions.
They humorously debate who deserved to win and the contestants' future prospects, showcasing their shared interest in baking competitions.
Hope Core refers to a genre of uplifting and emotionally stirring videos commonly found on platforms like TikTok. Bobby and Andrew discuss how these videos, while intended to inspire, often evoke deep emotional responses.
They share personal anecdotes about gifting money to homeless individuals, linking these actions to the sentimental narratives portrayed in Hope Core videos. The hosts critically analyze the authenticity of online acts of kindness versus genuine compassion.
A humorous yet intriguing segment where Andrew introduces the idea that tech mogul Steve Wozniak has been printing his own $2 bills, sparking a playful debate between the hosts.
Their conversation meanders through the feasibility of such an act, the rarity of $2 bills, and the peculiarities surrounding them.
Bobby and Andrew recount their experiences of helping others, particularly focusing on moments where they've provided financial assistance to those in need. They reflect on the impact of these actions and the emotional responses they elicited.
They discuss the motivations behind their generosity and the sometimes unreciprocated gratitude from recipients, highlighting the complexities of altruism.
Towards the latter part of the episode, the discussion shifts to personal health routines, including cold plunges and fitness regimens. Bobby shares his dedication to mimicking an elderly Asian man's cold plunge routine for health benefits, while Andrew talks about managing back pain.
They humorously debate the effectiveness and personal experiences with various wellness practices.
The hosts discuss their plans for touring the UK and beyond, expressing excitement about connecting with international fans. They share anecdotes about meeting celebrities and the awkwardness that sometimes accompanies fame.
They also critique the challenges of maintaining genuine interactions with fans and the pitfalls of social media fame.
Throughout the episode, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino balance humor with heartfelt discussions. They explore the juxtaposition of online sentiments—like Hope Core videos—with real-life experiences of kindness and generosity. The hosts emphasize the importance of genuine acts of compassion over performative gestures, all while maintaining their playful dynamic.
Their conversations underscore themes of authenticity, the impact of small gestures, and the complexities of modern-day interactions in the digital age.
Conclusion
"Bobby's Hopecore Era" offers listeners a blend of humor, heartfelt storytelling, and insightful conversations. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino navigate topics ranging from television shows and personal kindness to health routines and fan interactions, all while maintaining their trademark comedic flair. This episode serves as a testament to their enduring friendship and their ability to find laughter and meaning in both the absurd and the profound aspects of life.