Bobby's Hopecore Era

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – "Bobby's Hopecore Era"

Episode Information

• Title: Bobby's Hopecore Era
• Release Date: January 13, 2025
• Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
• Production: A 7EQUIS production

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1. Introduction and Lighthearted Banter (00:17 – 02:11)

The episode kicks off with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino engaging in their signature humorous exchanges, playfully insulting each other and showcasing their chemistry as "bad friends."

• Bobby Lee [00:17]: "You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?"
• Andrew Santino [00:32]: "No, it was really good."

They continue this banter while sharing homemade cookies, highlighting their camaraderie and setting a relaxed tone for the episode.

• Bobby Lee [01:12]: "I baked them."
• Andrew Santino [01:26]: "God bless."

2. Discussing the Great British Bake Off (GBB) (02:11 – 05:35)

The hosts delve into their thoughts on the popular TV show, The Great British Bake Off. They discuss the latest season's outcomes, expressing admiration for a contestant named Dylan and critiquing the judges' interactions.

• Andrew Santino [02:23]: "By the way, the most shocking win."
• Bobby Lee [03:08]: "It was what exactly."

They humorously debate who deserved to win and the contestants' future prospects, showcasing their shared interest in baking competitions.

3. Exploring Hope Core Videos (05:35 – 22:07)

Hope Core refers to a genre of uplifting and emotionally stirring videos commonly found on platforms like TikTok. Bobby and Andrew discuss how these videos, while intended to inspire, often evoke deep emotional responses.

• Bobby Lee [14:16]: "I cry every. No, I don't like this cancer ones."
• Andrew Santino [17:09]: "I had stem cell transplant. from a 26 year old kid in Baltimore."

They share personal anecdotes about gifting money to homeless individuals, linking these actions to the sentimental narratives portrayed in Hope Core videos. The hosts critically analyze the authenticity of online acts of kindness versus genuine compassion.

• Andrew Santino [15:01]: "Calling you out on the two dollar Steve. The Steve Wisenak day."
• Bobby Lee [15:19]: "One time, and this really happened, I was at a 7-Eleven..."

4. The Steve Wozniak $2 Bill Story (12:00 – 15:34)

A humorous yet intriguing segment where Andrew introduces the idea that tech mogul Steve Wozniak has been printing his own $2 bills, sparking a playful debate between the hosts.

• Bobby Lee [12:00]: "So Steve Wozniak, he prints his own two dollar bills, eh?"
• Andrew Santino [12:16]: "How did you know about this?"

Their conversation meanders through the feasibility of such an act, the rarity of $2 bills, and the peculiarities surrounding them.

• Andrew Santino [13:00]: "I've never heard of this."
• Bobby Lee [14:35]: "Good."

5. Personal Acts of Kindness and Experiences (15:34 – 22:07)

Bobby and Andrew recount their experiences of helping others, particularly focusing on moments where they've provided financial assistance to those in need. They reflect on the impact of these actions and the emotional responses they elicited.

• Bobby Lee [27:35]: "I opened it because there was nothing in it."
• Andrew Santino [28:00]: "One time, I got cash from a gig...and I gave the envelope to a person..."

They discuss the motivations behind their generosity and the sometimes unreciprocated gratitude from recipients, highlighting the complexities of altruism.

• Andrew Santino [21:22]: "I love you so much."
• Bobby Lee [22:21]: "I cry every. No, I don't like this cancer ones."

6. Health, Fitness, and Wellness Conversations (22:07 – 45:45)

Towards the latter part of the episode, the discussion shifts to personal health routines, including cold plunges and fitness regimens. Bobby shares his dedication to mimicking an elderly Asian man's cold plunge routine for health benefits, while Andrew talks about managing back pain.

• Bobby Lee [75:33]: "But what's going on here. I think."
• Andrew Santino [75:37]: "They say three to five minutes is kind of the optimal time..."

They humorously debate the effectiveness and personal experiences with various wellness practices.

• Andrew Santino [76:03]: "And I can have to. I help men find it in their butt."
• Bobby Lee [77:30]: "I just found it."

7. Interactions with Fans and Future Plans (45:45 – 81:05)

The hosts discuss their plans for touring the UK and beyond, expressing excitement about connecting with international fans. They share anecdotes about meeting celebrities and the awkwardness that sometimes accompanies fame.

• Andrew Santino [41:07]: "We're coming to London, probably going to do Dublin."
• Bobby Lee [53:39]: "I was on Pineapple Express. My bad."

They also critique the challenges of maintaining genuine interactions with fans and the pitfalls of social media fame.

• Bobby Lee [55:14]: "That's insane. They put my beanie and my glasses on there."
• Andrew Santino [59:54]: "It was so cute. So cute."

Key Insights and Conclusions

Throughout the episode, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino balance humor with heartfelt discussions. They explore the juxtaposition of online sentiments—like Hope Core videos—with real-life experiences of kindness and generosity. The hosts emphasize the importance of genuine acts of compassion over performative gestures, all while maintaining their playful dynamic.

• Bobby Lee [40:37]: "And I'm supportive, so let's move on."
• Andrew Santino [40:35]: "Childless. No wonder we're still doing this podcast."

Their conversations underscore themes of authenticity, the impact of small gestures, and the complexities of modern-day interactions in the digital age.

Notable Quotes

• Bobby Lee [00:17]: "You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something."
• Andrew Santino [05:26]: "That guy is a great baker. He's so good and he's so humble."
• Bobby Lee [12:08]: "I had stem cell replacement from Mike Driscoll."
• Andrew Santino [22:13]: "And they really do do that. They've helped Bobby and myself."
• Bobby Lee [27:35]: "I opened it because there was nothing in it."
• Andrew Santino [35:12]: "72% of Gen Z adults identify as straight. Now we're losing it."
• Bobby Lee [43:22]: "Look at that. His googling lately Ant Man."
• Andrew Santino [55:04]: "He grabs me and pulls me up into the sky like the Lion King."
• Bobby Lee [56:02]: "I've done little things like that before."
• Andrew Santino [66:00]: "It hurts like it's the most painful. It sucks."

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Conclusion

"Bobby's Hopecore Era" offers listeners a blend of humor, heartfelt storytelling, and insightful conversations. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino navigate topics ranging from television shows and personal kindness to health routines and fan interactions, all while maintaining their trademark comedic flair. This episode serves as a testament to their enduring friendship and their ability to find laughter and meaning in both the absurd and the profound aspects of life.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

HUEL with 15 off today using code BAD [e-mail] BAD FRIENDS. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends. You look like Real Madrid's towel boy. Like, what's the shirt you're wearing? It wasn't a good joke.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why so good.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it wasn't good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was really good.

[Bobby Lee]

That laugh. Yeah, if you do. If I'm not being funny, do that today. Yeah, everyone do that laugh.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

And I will do the same.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

You do one.

[Andrew Santino]

Do your fake laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Yes, yes. That hurts the most. Yeah. The velocity and the energy behind that is so.

[Andrew Santino]

So Pete. Pete's. Pete's wife cooked us some cookies. Oh, that was me. I said your wife. No, no, that was me.

[Bobby Lee]

I baked them.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I don't want this.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, they're good.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Well, in the middle, what is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead. The Hershey's Kiss?

[Bobby Lee]

No, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you put this.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like the smell.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you want this? You want one?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Good catch.

[Andrew Santino]

What are those called? What are these called? Peanut butter blossoms. You want one, sweetheart?

[Jules]

I have nicotine in my mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

God bless you.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless. Dude, I'm gonna have a little, little taste of Pete's.

[Bobby Lee]

I haven't eaten 24 hours.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I took the last bit of my Ozempic.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, Pete.

[Bobby Lee]

But this is bad. Oh, I can tell. They look bad. Yeah, they look bad and they smell bad.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm gonna finish it because I need to poop today. I haven't pooped and I know this will make it happen.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, if you're gonna finish it, it's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll take a bite.

[Andrew Santino]

No, eat a whole one.

[Bobby Lee]

I cracked a tooth. Okay, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I caught us eating. Yeah, it's the holidays. Oh, nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Peanut butter. Yeah, nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Really good stuff, Pete.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really good. Are you a baker? Is that your side hobby? I cook, I bake. Yeah, you watch the Great British Bake Off?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I sure do.

[Bobby Lee]

Every season. Really? Who won this season? I didn't watch this season.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, the most shocking win.

[Bobby Lee]

We could talk about it.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't have her on my top to win. I had bring up the cast. A young, good looking kid who is beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

But did you see what happened to him at the end of the episode.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

They showed like he up. No, at the. After that. They show like what they're up to now.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's working at a Michelin restaurant.

[Bobby Lee]

It's beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

He's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Paul Hollywood called somebody 100%. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He got four handshakes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He was amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

So out of our show. Out of you and I. Okay, you're Paul Hollywood and I'm pro.

[Bobby Lee]

No, dude, that's not true.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Paul Hollywood.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm that black lady that does the jokes.

[Andrew Santino]

The great British bike.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you're her. No, I really. You think I'm Paul Hollywood?

[Andrew Santino]

I guess you're right. I am Paul Hollywood.

[Bobby Lee]

You're Pollywood for sure. You're Pollywood.

[Andrew Santino]

Boom. But I give the shakes. Yeah. No, you are Pru. Because you look like her. Bring up Pruitt. This is actually what Bobby looks like. This is genuine. That's Bobby. That's you look up. Yeah. The third photo is. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's not you.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not me.

[Andrew Santino]

That little eccentric woman is not you. That's a. I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

I guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe if you were an old white woman that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, if I was an old white woman, I would be that. Yeah, that's what the.

[Andrew Santino]

We're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what the.

[Andrew Santino]

This is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so. So anyway, so. But at. Here's the thing about the. He didn't have a good day.

[Andrew Santino]

Who didn't? Oh, yeah. He didn't know. He bet he didn't do.

[Bobby Lee]

He didn't have a good day.

[Andrew Santino]

Bring his name up again. I forget his name. The. The cast. He's my favorite though. He's.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Really handsome guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Dylan's.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy is a great baker.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know who likes him a lot? Rudy. She's nodding already. Pervert.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom in on that guy. He's. He's gorgeous, this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Not a great photo.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. Just give me some other photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Not. Not that photo.

[Andrew Santino]

He. Honestly, he's such a good. He's such a good baker. He's so good and he's so humble.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's very good looking and he's strong.

[Bobby Lee]

He's also weird.

[Andrew Santino]

I. That's why I like.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a little eccentric.

[Andrew Santino]

I like him like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want to be like when Paul. That photo put the kid in a movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When Paul Hollywood does handshakes to him.

[Andrew Santino]

He.

[Bobby Lee]

He waits too long. To shake it back. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think he's nervous.

[Bobby Lee]

So Paul. Paul. Hollywood would be like, yeah. And then this guy goes.

[Andrew Santino]

He's.

[Bobby Lee]

He's. I know, but my point is, you shake it right away.

[Andrew Santino]

You shake it right.

[Bobby Lee]

When Andrew shakes your hand, you shake it right away.

[Andrew Santino]

Shake it right away. You know better.

[Bobby Lee]

Good forearms for baking.

[Andrew Santino]

Kid's got great ham.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's got good flavor. Great flavor.

[Andrew Santino]

Unique flavors.

[Bobby Lee]

Unique flavors.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

The bet.

[Andrew Santino]

We're bored. We're bored.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway. No, I don't think we are. I don't think we are.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's for you and me.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter. I think the people at home want to know what we've watched.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that. His mom is Indian and his father is Japanese. Belgian.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And they showed a video of the family. The most wholesome family on earth. These people are wonderful.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me see the family. I never saw it.

[Andrew Santino]

Do the family. They showed a video of him with his family.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll show you. I know. Wholesome.

[Andrew Santino]

But that girl is the one that won, by the way.

[Bobby Lee]

And. But she had a good day, and that's all.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but she wasn't my home run. He was my home run all season.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Could. Do you know what Hope Core is?

[Andrew Santino]

Is it a thing online?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Pete]

Hope Core.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like it. When. I'll tell you what. What? I. When. Jules, when you do, you act as if I'm not from this planet, that I don't have the same kind of social media you have.

[Pete]

It's just I see you, and I see an old.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Pete]

An old man?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Pete]

And Hope Core is my.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then why don't you explain it to us?

[Bobby Lee]

Explain to us Hope Core.

[Andrew Santino]

Side note. Do you see an old man when you see me?

[Pete]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Fuck, yeah.

[Pete]

Different.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you see when you see me?

[Pete]

Like, early 30s.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll take it and see what she's doing. She couldn't even look in you. In your eyes. She looked me.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. I had to look up in your eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna say this, and I'm gonna speak on her behalf. This is what she wanted to say. It's weird. You're, like, much younger than Bobby, but you guys look the same age.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what her ey.

[Andrew Santino]

Which her eyes said.

[Pete]

No, you guys look, like, very different.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

So I look way older than him.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, you just look like an old Asian.

[Pete]

Asian. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Asians. Asians age in a different way. Whites get uglier. You just get old.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Look at. Look, look, look, look, look.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Now that's a good looking old Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You could never.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Are you.

[Jules]

Is your hair going to get white like that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's. He's like thinking of lotus flowers and grasshoppers. When you get old, an Asian man will only.

[Andrew Santino]

What do they think about taking long walks?

[Bobby Lee]

Long walks. Put your. Putting their hands behind their back. It has to be attached.

[Andrew Santino]

Has to.

[Bobby Lee]

Because watch. When a Korean man unattaches it, he stops walking.

[Andrew Santino]

They'll fall over.

[Bobby Lee]

They'll fall over.

[Andrew Santino]

They'll follow.

[Bobby Lee]

All about weight.

[Andrew Santino]

So.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right. They think about what?

[Andrew Santino]

Long walks. Grasshoppers.

[Bobby Lee]

Grasshoppers, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Lotus flowers.

[Bobby Lee]

Lotus flowers.

[Andrew Santino]

A bamboo arrangement.

[Bobby Lee]

They love bamboo arrangements. Bonsai tree. Have an old age male walk by bonds. They'll be clipping.

[Andrew Santino]

They'd be clipping.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why they have clippers in their pockets. All Asian men, just in case, right. If I want to buy a bonsai tree. Dude, dude. You'll see me clipping.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll be clipping. He'll be clipping.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be clipping. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

This is more of your stock right there.

[Bobby Lee]

This is me. This is me walking down. All right. This is me walking down. What.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't resist?

[Bobby Lee]

I can't resist it. Dude. If I see. Dude. A lotus flower. Dude. Or if I see a grasshopper, I do this, they jump right on my finger.

[Andrew Santino]

They have to, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that like to.

[Bobby Lee]

And then we philosophize.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, right.

[Bobby Lee]

We always philosophy. Another thing that all Korean men think of is mountains.

[Andrew Santino]

They love sitting up in the mountain.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know about mountains?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know about us? Oh, my God. And tea. They love, love, love tea. D. It's got to be some herb you've never heard of.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know what else they love?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

They love a good babbling brook. Running water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Love just a little like little bubbles. Of what? Right. A babbling brook to an Asian guy is.

[Bobby Lee]

And the last thing they think about, I'll tell you, is. And this is a deep cut, but this is so true. 2$. Because, you know, for all Korean, inflation isn't a thing.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it should.

[Bobby Lee]

We're going to pay what we pay in the 1950s. But it's inflation. I don't care. $2.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all I got.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why? That's what the American government created the $2 bill.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

For $2 fucking.

[Bobby Lee]

And people don't realize that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They created it. Right. During the Vietnam War. They did, yeah. And they're so hard to cash in because they're rare.

[Andrew Santino]

They're very rare.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a trick almost. So the process goes. I can't cash right. And they frame them. They always frame them.

[Andrew Santino]

They keep.

[Jules]

I actually have a lot of them if you want some.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you get so many?

[Jules]

Kirk Fox.

[Andrew Santino]

He's.

[Bobby Lee]

That makes king of $2.

[Jules]

I'm in the lot and I'll give them to you. You can use them. I just sitting them in my.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, we'll give them.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Give it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, there's. What's his name does that. He prints his own $2 bills. What's the guy that does this? One of the Microsoft guys. What's one of the Microsoft guys? $2. Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Bomber Steve Ballmer.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that just Type in Microsoft $2 bill? No, no. What's the eccentric guy? Woj.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Guy? No, maybe it's the Apple guy. What's the guy? Steve Wo. Whoa. Did he print his own? Look at this. Steve Wozniak prints his own two dollar bills. Go back to Google Search.

[Bobby Lee]

There he is.

[Andrew Santino]

Go down. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Wozniak's probated.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's good. Let's move on. Anyway, wow. Write that down, guys. T. Steve wasn't actors. $2 bill. Let's go. Wow. We do something else. Hope Core. Let's go back to Hope. Explain to people what Hope Corps is. We'll just cut that out. Andrew. Sometimes even the king misses. Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell us about Hope Core. God, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Santino]

All I do on this. All I do is set us up for material and jokes.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

Unreal today.

[Bobby Lee]

I wish we had a buzzer.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But anyway, so explain to us what.

[Pete]

Hope Core on Tick Tock, it's always within a soft, like peaceful audio. And then the video is like mountains or like beautiful scenery. And there's always like quotes about like.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not. That's not it.

[Pete]

What is it then? And the quotes are always like, like hopeful. And that's Hope Core.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's not it. But anyway, what is it that. It's a. It's a lot of. It's a montage of videos that make you feel like hopeful and so. But they include some of that. But they mostly include like soldiers coming home or. You mean. Or a dog year in.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or friends reuniting and stuff like that. Right. So. But here's the thing. When I watch Hope Core video. Are you doing this board thing now? Are you mad about. Are you mad about The Steve Wozniak $2 bill?

[Andrew Santino]

Listening.

[Bobby Lee]

No. There's something going on here. I can see you processing. Steve. Wanna. How about this? Let's pause Hope Core. Let's go back to the two dollar bill. So tell us about Steve Wozniak. Go ahead, talk about. I'm so curious now. I don't want to hurt your feelings.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened? So Steve Wozniak, you gave him last night.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you in a good mood because you got a little pussy?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. Steve Wozniak. Yeah. So Steve Wozniak.

[Andrew Santino]

Go back on it.

[Bobby Lee]

So Steve Wozniak, he prints his own two dollar bills, eh?

[Andrew Santino]

Does he really?

[Bobby Lee]

I know you're the one that told us.

[Andrew Santino]

I had no idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you know about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Because you told us this five minutes ago.

[Andrew Santino]

I did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never heard of this.

[Bobby Lee]

My life you're doing is very interesting. I've never seen you do this style of.

[Andrew Santino]

We know what.

[Bobby Lee]

Of complete denial.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know what you're talking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's a reversal. Go back to Steve Wozniak, please.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you obsessed with Steve Wozniak?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay. So let's go back to Hope Core.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's so strange. We're talking about Hope Core.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Very odd to bring that up.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing right now? Such a interesting weirdo. What you're doing right now is very weird and so kind of pissing me off.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll tell you why. Because you. You put a halt to some of the things I say sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

Do I?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And when I do it to you, right, you have a nervous breakdown in your mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Do I?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You did what? Your face walk out all pale. And when we're talking, you were like this, like, like. Yeah, yeah. You were talking to yourself.

[Andrew Santino]

What was I saying?

[Pete]

Like.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, by the way, Bobby did. That was uncomfortable and I just. You know, this is weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this your internal monologue or mine?

[Bobby Lee]

But you're.

[Andrew Santino]

I was reading it sounds like it's yours.

[Bobby Lee]

Reading your what? See this thing you're doing? I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let's get the resentment out. So. Because I don't want to continue the show without.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm in. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever seen him do this?

[Andrew Santino]

Good spirit.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever seen him, Charity, do a fucking fentanyl nod?

[Andrew Santino]

It's the New chair?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this Fen.

[Andrew Santino]

I get a new chair, and I'm feeling good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. So. So anyway, the $2.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you trying to rock?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm trying. Steve Wozniak. Yeah. I mean, he created. He built a machine and $2 bills, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

So anyway, dude, watching you not know how to not be able to rock in that chair is so fun. Don't get jealous, because daddy be rocking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, look. Oh, you think you could thrust better than me? Dude. Dude, I can thrust too, dude. Okay, anyway, that's enough. So I've been watching Hope Core videos.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly, you and I have sent them to each other before. I do actually love them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But the thing is, is that make me cry at the end of the day. At after every video, I think to myself, I would not react like that. Like, for instance, friends that haven't seen 25 years or 30 years, they. They cry, they hug. Dude, if you and I were separated for 15 years and then all of.

[Andrew Santino]

A sudden we reunited, I would cry. I would absolutely cry. 115 years. That's so long.

[Bobby Lee]

I would cry, too.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you would. No, you.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I would cry, too.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fine if you wouldn't. I just definitely would.

[Bobby Lee]

It would depend of why I was gone for 15 years. Like, if I was in an internment camp, you know, I mean, I think that there's a lot of, like, emotions that would come up. Like, oh, my God, I'm seeing people for the first time. I haven't eaten either.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, why did you go in the first place? What did you do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I said. I lied. I was Japanese. Yeah. Yeah, you wanted. That happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Just wanted free rent for a while.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I. I don't think. I think I would be like, oh, Like, I would be like. If I see somebody for a friend of mine for 30 years, I'd be like, oh, that's it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's the end.

[Andrew Santino]

At the end of the show, when this show is done, when we stop shooting the show, let's not see each other for 15 years, and then we'll see what it's like. Let's see if the payoff is worth it. I'm down.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. But here's another thing I want to.

[Andrew Santino]

Say 30, even maybe 30 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, let's try.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you get there?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's gonna die.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's. First of all, he's not. You know, Can I. Bobby's gonna live. I already told you. I spoke to my. I spoke to my.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never regretted something more in my.

[Andrew Santino]

Life than what then?

[Bobby Lee]

Calling you out on the two dollar Steve. The Steve Wisenak day. I've never regretted something more.

[Andrew Santino]

It was very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I can see your eyes. I've never. Oh my God. I up, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Well.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't believe that you're so upset about it. Oh, my God. So anyway, but here's another.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's another whole car thing.

[Andrew Santino]

And I don't ever want to not see you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So there's, you know, the soldiers coming home. Soldier comes home.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Surprises his 8 year old kid at school.

[Andrew Santino]

He's blindfolded, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Sometimes it's blindfolded.

[Andrew Santino]

Love those kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Freaks out, cries daddy jumps on top, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But my dad, I then I always think to my, I'm home, right? I'd be like, ah, you know, I would have like run. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want to be near that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So it's like whenever I see Hope Core videos and I related to my own life, they wouldn't happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Bring up a Hope Core so we can watch one and maybe it'll inspire us in a different way. The ones with the words I think are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this is.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

A few years ago, I got stem cell transplant.

[Bobby Lee]

From who?

[Andrew Santino]

From a 26 year old kid in Baltimore, Maryland.

[Bobby Lee]

His name was Mike Driscoll. Or. Let's play that back with us. Wow. Let's play that back with us. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I got, I got stem cell replacement from Mike Driscoll.

[Andrew Santino]

Buddy. You're an old Korean man in the restaurant. Why did you go to that?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'm just mimicking that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Do your own version. You're an old Korean man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I'm not playing Mike Driscoll. I'm saying I got.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Mike Driscoll.

[Bobby Lee]

So I said I got. I'm the guy. So I said I'm. I got stem cell cells from Mike Driscoll.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

So why can't I say that as the Asian man?

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I'm asking you to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Didn't I just do that?

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't do Asian. You did a southern guy. It wasn't Asian. You were like, I, I got my Stam sales. Is that new Asian? If it's new Asian, that's new Asian. All right, fine. What did you say?

[Jules]

I say, I say, I got Simpson.

[Andrew Santino]

I say, I say, well, listen up. A cowboy. Shoot them up, bang them up.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, Man, I got. Why am I celebrating?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're Ken Patterson now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why am I celebrating? Oh, years ago, man, some guy gave me Sam Stelsome research. Name was Mike Crystal.

[Andrew Santino]

What did he give you?

[Bobby Lee]

Stem cells in my spine.

[Andrew Santino]

What was his name?

[Bobby Lee]

Mike Griscoll.

[Andrew Santino]

It's funny because I. I have the same name.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Anyway, I mean, that's.

[Jules]

This is Bobby. Anyway, can I get the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And even if I was like, I would be like, oh, you're the guy. You're the guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm the guy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, that's it.

[Andrew Santino]

What if he saw him and he was like, I don't like the way you look. Imagine he's like, you know, somebody saved my life.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'm the guy. Yeah, yeah. You say, I'm Tony Oxco. All right, you got it.

[Andrew Santino]

I was gonna say how funny. This guy was racist. He's the black guy's like. It's for me. He's like, I don't want these stem cells anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And he takes a knife and just starts stabbing his fine to get it out. God damn it. How do you get the out. Out of my spine? All right. And he oozes it into a right. And then he gives it back to him.

[Andrew Santino]

Here you go, black guy. There you go. You just won't be interstells.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And it make me jump.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. I. I knew I had sickle cell. So anyway, glaucoma was kicking in. That's interesting. But see how happy would you be excited?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, dude, if somebody saved my.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, here we go. Let's play it out. You don't have to do it. You're the guy. Now you're the one that's telling everyone that you had some Stel. Some.

[Andrew Santino]

I had Stel. Cem. And the only.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I just said it wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Yeah. I had squim. Squalls. I had stem cells put in me by a guy from Baltimore. 26 year old. That's the only reason I'm here today. Because of Mike Driscoll.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man, I'm Mike Driscoll.

[Andrew Santino]

You are from Baltimore. You're Mike Justicle from.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm the. My stem cells.

[Andrew Santino]

It's from you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you know I was here? You followed me. This feels a little invasive.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I. I follow all my stem cells.

[Andrew Santino]

I wanted this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're not the only one, man, that has stem cell. My stem cell. I have stem cells in every city in America.

[Andrew Santino]

You spread around Your stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So every. I. I follow all of them around, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to know where my cells are at, dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's great to meet you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you, man. How they working out for you?

[Andrew Santino]

Good, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Y.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

How about it?

[Bobby Lee]

Thank. You're welcome. You're welcome, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Just confused.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll see you next month.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll see you soon. Thanks for coming. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes all over the country.

[Andrew Santino]

I do like this. I like these videos.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hope Court.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you like them?

[Bobby Lee]

I like that.

[Andrew Santino]

Give me another Hope Core. That's gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

We love Hope. We love Hope Core.

[Andrew Santino]

We're into Hope Core. You're watching this at night when you get sad. I know you.

[Bobby Lee]

I cry every. No, I don't like this cancer ones.

[Andrew Santino]

No, the.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I don't hit the cancer ones.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

They break my heart too much.

[Andrew Santino]

Kids. Cancer is gonna make me.

[Bobby Lee]

It makes me cry.

[Andrew Santino]

Get it off.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Kid cancer is going to kill me.

[Bobby Lee]

It breaks my heart when the dad shaves his head. Why are you laughing?

[Andrew Santino]

What are you laughing at? You're insane, Carl. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're insane. What? They're already going. You don't have to do it. You're bald anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's like. Yeah, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

How funny would a Hope Core video be?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Of a cancer patient? And Carlos is shaving the sides of his head.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane. That's insane. Just decide.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're both just crying. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Rocket Money.

[Bobby Lee]

Rocket Money saves you money. And if you don't want to save money, that's dumb.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so dumb. To not save money.

[Bobby Lee]

I save so much money because, you know, I have so many subscriptions on my phones and stuff like that. And recommending. They help me call it everything. There's a dashboard. I can look at everything. It's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bill so you can grow your savings. And they really do do that. They've helped Bobby and myself, and they have over 5 million users, and they've saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions.

[Bobby Lee]

Rocket Money will even try to negotiate lower bills for you. They automatically scan your bills to find opportunities to save, and then you can ask them to negotiate for you. They'll deal with customer service so you don't have to.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Rocket Money has over 5 million users and has saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions. Saving members up to $740 a year when using all of the app's premium features.

[Bobby Lee]

Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com BadFriends today.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

You know what we're talking about, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

What are we talking?

[Bobby Lee]

We're talking about booking in network appointments with more than a hundred thousand doctors. Andrew. Okay. Across every specialty.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

From mental health to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and many, many, many more, more, more.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I hate being jerked around.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Appointments made through ZocDoc also happens fast like you said. So would you ask me how do you do it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to zocdoc.com bad friends to find and instantly book a top rated Doctor today.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Jules]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we are.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

There are ones I don't like, though. What are the ones I don't like? There's some.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you what I don't like.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you what pisses me off on the Internet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Excuse me, could you help me with a dollar? And someone else. Why'd you decide to help me today? Oh, you just needed a dollar. And I said, well, I want to bless you because you bless me. There's a thousand dollars cash. This guy. I don't like this game. I don't like. We don't like it, do we? What bothers us about it, though? I can't explain. I was trying to say that the other day. I was like, why does this bother me? To my.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why it bothers me.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Because now I'm giving every homeless guy a dollar just in case I run to that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? I'm giving everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Now I'm like, is it the guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Where's the guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I never see the guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I've just been hanging out at Target all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Waiting for this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's why.

[Andrew Santino]

Why does it bother you, Jules?

[Pete]

I think because you're then just faking.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Pete]

Faking it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's faking it?

[Pete]

Like, myself. Because you think, like, oh, I have to do this in case someone's video, like, recording well.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're video.

[Jules]

That's what I don't like about it.

[Andrew Santino]

The video of it all.

[Jules]

Video. Look how good I am.

[Bobby Lee]

But let me say something. I see a lot of dudes don't tip and give money, so maybe it's going to force people to give money, I guess.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, what. What's the nicest thing you've done? And nobody knows. Cuz it wasn't recorded. Nobody knows. You never really talk about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, but if I talk about it now, then people are going to know.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, what's a good moment for you?

[Bobby Lee]

So one time, and this really happened, I was at a 7 11, the one right down the street. This one right here. Right. And there was a homeless man, and he had a bunch of garbage in his clothes. Not garbage. Yeah, I mean, but on top of his, like, wheel. What do you call it?

[Andrew Santino]

Like a cart?

[Bobby Lee]

Like a car. Like a car. Yeah. He had an album. Not. Not a record album. An album. A photo. Oh, right. And.

[Andrew Santino]

It was funny that you just didn't leave with photo album. It is weird to be like, he had an album. I'm like, oh, it was a music. It's like, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

But when I opened it, I did open it because there was nothing in it. There was no pictures in it.

[Andrew Santino]

No photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I didn't open it to put my headshot. Like, I hear you guys. Yeah. But no. So I left 100 bucks in there.

[Andrew Santino]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

I opened it, I put it in there and closed and I laughed. And I never said anything. That's.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

I've done little things like that before.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

What about you?

[Andrew Santino]

One time. One time, I got cash from a gig I was working, and it was a pretty substantial amount of cash. And I gave. I gave the envelope to a. To a person that I. I saw. Used to see a lot in my old neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he didn't. Wasn't like a big thank you. I was like, that was a lot of money.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I actually was like, did you. Because he was like, oh, thanks, man. Good to see you. I was like, good to see you, man. And I kept being like, yeah, I know. It's a fucking. It was a lot of cats.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was a bunch of cat. And I thought it was the holiday season. I thought, this is a. It was when I used to live in West Hollywood, I saw this guy all the time, and I thought, this is gonna make his fucking. This is gonna make his fucking holiday. He probably has family. He can't see or can buy gifts now. And he kind of. He was just like, oh, thank you so much. And he kept holding it, and he didn't really, like, look at how much.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I waited a little bit to be like, what's in there? Like, it. Know what I mean? Like a parent on Christmas. Like, open it up.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So when I. When I did guttermuckers that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I did a movie in Montana, Butte, Montana, with Eleanor Kerrigan.

[Andrew Santino]

Love.

[Bobby Lee]

And Leslie Jones.

[Andrew Santino]

Love.

[Bobby Lee]

And the weekends, there was nothing going on and we're there for a month, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So we go. I said to my. To Leslie, I go, let's do shows. So there's a theater in town. And we called the theater and like, we're in town. They're like, yeah, we sold all of them out, of course. Okay. There's no comedy club there. And at the end we gave the money to the crew.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And when you're doing that many shows, I mean, you're Talking about almost eight, $10,000, you know, a lot of money. A lot of money, right? Only two crew members thanked me off.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

And I would even walk by like the. The sound guy and go, hey, what's up?

[Andrew Santino]

As he's miking.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're like, what are you doing here? Good show last couple night, right? Yeah. Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you like it? Like it?

[Bobby Lee]

Like it? Like it? Yeah. I go, did you get the food truck? Because, you know. The food truck? Yeah, the food. Yeah, we've got ac. We get food trucks too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Nothing. Well, you never work with that crew again.

[Bobby Lee]

But it made me mad, so it's the same thing as yours.

[Andrew Santino]

It just. It's just. You want it. I don't want anything big. But you. I did want him to be like, brother, thank you. This is like a big deal.

[Bobby Lee]

He was something.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, cuz I used to give him money all the time, so maybe he just thought it was just what. But I would give him money a lot. When I walk home from the store, I would give him money. I saw the. It's the same guy. It's. He's probably still there. He watches the show.

[Bobby Lee]

What have you guys done? Nice.

[Jules]

Well, when I first moved to la, I lived by this.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Jules]

I'll give her more time to think.

[Bobby Lee]

Give her something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He said, do something nice. And she was. What is it going to be?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

One time. I didn't kill. Kill something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I could kill it, but I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Spider said, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. One time. You what, babe?

[Jules]

Well, I got discouraged helping when I moved out here because I lived by this Taco Bell and I had no money, but I had just a little bit. And I gave my food to this guy who was sitting outside and he. I was like trying to give it to him and he just goes, I don't want that and then he lit up a crack bite.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jules]

And I was like, I guess this is la.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's la. Welcome to la. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, that's the same guy that I gave the cash to, so.

[Bobby Lee]

But let me ask, what would you rather have, Taco Bell or crack? Crack.

[Jules]

Well, I don't know where to get the crack.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I'm not even gonna lie to you right now. That seems pretty close.

[Bobby Lee]

You think so?

[Andrew Santino]

Taco Bell is crack to me.

[Jules]

You clearly have never had crack.

[Bobby Lee]

You've never had crack. It's way better than taco crack.

[Andrew Santino]

Get me? Well, by the way, when I do smoke crack.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I will end up at a Taco Bell at some point.

[Bobby Lee]

When I smoke crack, I do the Diablo sauce on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I have a Dosritos? Los Cracos? The packets like Slap yo smack a hoe this Christmas with Taco Bell.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules, do you have.

[Pete]

Not like you guys, I haven't done really, like a big.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't need to be a big. The point that we're making in this Hope Core episode.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that it doesn't have to be a big gesture. It can be small. We've all. Okay, let's do a small thing so she can think about that. Because what we did was grand, giving a lot of money. What small thing? Give me a tiny one. I know you do them all the time. I see you do them. I. I'll give you one.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I. I do one that drives comics crazy. If I tell you what this is tipping in, the lot is going to drop now. It's going to drive you crazy. Do you think you get. You'll get crazy after I tell you what.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So what I do is if I see somebody that has potential of doing comedy, I try to talk them into it.

[Andrew Santino]

I fucking hate that. So fudgeing. But that's me.

[Bobby Lee]

I do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I did Friday night.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop giving.

[Jules]

Don't point at me. I've been doing this 12 years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, not her.

[Jules]

Who did you do that to?

[Bobby Lee]

A friend of mine that's a YouTuber.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let people make up their own decisions. You know what it's like. You're in the program. Starting comedy is like aa. They have to want to do it. They have to want to go. Let them go. Don't force them into aa. Don't force them in a comedy.

[Jules]

Yeah. They have to ruin their life first.

[Bobby Lee]

Kevin Christie. Kevin Christie.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in Stand up.

[Bobby Lee]

I did talk to him into it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what do you mean, oh? You mean he. When he was thinking about it, you told him to.

[Bobby Lee]

Long time ago. I talked him in. There's a lot of guys like that. They're still doing it today because I talked to them into it. So don't tell me about what you're telling me about now, Jules. Go ahead.

[Pete]

Well, my guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God, dude. You know what? Let's stop. Let's push. All right, hold on. Dude, dude, dude. I'll tell you how this.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, hold on. Time out real fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you something that you do. That I noticed. That is something.

[Bobby Lee]

Tommy, tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

That's very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby will see a fan, see him in public somewhere, and can tell that they want to say something. This is. I'm being genuine. I'm being honest.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And if they look too nervous or whatever, he'll make eye contact with them on purpose and go over to them to, like, make them feel comfortable to say hi. You'll deliberately. You will do that a lot, and that's very nice, because a lot of times people will want to say hi high, but they don't have the courage or the balls or the. Or the. You know. Or just don't know what to say. And then you'll walk up to them and just give them a hug or you'll smack them. You like to hit people. You'll go, what's going on, man? What are you doing? What are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do that. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll crack them a little bit to shake them up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And people like that. I think that's a nice thing to do. I think that's a sweet thing that.

[Bobby Lee]

People like, But I have to know for sure that that is happening.

[Jules]

Oh, yeah. That's embarrassing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, like, at one time I did it, and they weren't looking at me, and I just came up to a table, and they're like, what do you want?

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they were like, no. And I go, oh, no. Oh. And then it just went back. It was so embarrassing. But anyway, you have to know for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't. I. Yeah, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, you're good. I've seen you at the airport. You're very good about it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I love saying hi to fans.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you what I don't like. I. I don't like the way I look. Like, photos make me nervous because I don't like pictures, because I'm like, I'm gonna look like a Dummy, in this guy's photo, there's something about it gives me anxiety.

[Bobby Lee]

But you do. Do Born Identity. What do you mean, born Identity?

[Andrew Santino]

What do I do?

[Bobby Lee]

So what you do, sometimes you'll wear a cap. I'm Jason Bourne, and we're at the airport. And you'll put your hat down like this. And you walk. And this is when. This is you going, I don't want.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Sometimes I just want to be. Sometimes I just want to be alone.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I. There's all these little clues about him.

[Andrew Santino]

I know it's the Leo. I do the Leo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do the Leo. So there's little clues that he does. I go, okay, he doesn't want to be talked to, or he's in the thing or this and that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Sometimes I'm just in. If I'm an emotional mood, if I'm depressed, I just don't want to say. Because then I'm in your photo like this, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I'm low in your photo. I'm sorry. And I don't want to up your photo. So it's like, you know. Yeah, let's say hi. And then. But I do love saying hi to the fans. I just. Some days when we're tired and we're traveling, it's hard when someone's like, come here, get a photo. And you're like, okay, yeah. And you look like. And you feel like. And you haven't eaten or slept. What's your nice thing?

[Pete]

Well, in the Philippines.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, here we go. Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Lee]

No way to prove it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? There's no tracking record.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Also, can you do it in a first on the country?

[Bobby Lee]

When I look on the tauntons, you know, I mean, I used to give them free hooves.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you, those tauntons, they love that.

[Bobby Lee]

I know they love it. Yeah.

[Pete]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And when I met Xenu, the third sun God of the rotating orb.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you do?

[Pete]

What did you do in the Philippines? My friend who. Who's gay, he came. He came out. He came out of the closet to his parents. But then his parents were very, like, Catholic and very religious, so he. They kick. So he kick. So they kick him out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Pete]

And then he had nowhere to go, so I asked my mom if I. He could stay in our place. And then he stayed in.

[Andrew Santino]

That's nice. That is nice. That's nice. By the way, when you said out of the closet, immediately it's like, what am I, my gay friend come out of the jungle? So closets.

[Bobby Lee]

There's A closet.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no closets in the Philippines. So what do they come out of?

[Pete]

We have just like a table.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They make the gay guys get on a table.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Announce everybody. Okay. I'm gay. So raise your hand if you're mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you house this man who needed somewhere. And that's very nice. Because of a closed minded family. Now is his family still disown him?

[Pete]

Yeah, they still.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But gross. I. I don't think it's real.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm going to tell you why I think it's a lie. Why? Yeah. Because you. Because I've been out there how many times? A bunch of times now. Yeah. And the gay culture, it's out.

[Pete]

It's out.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me talk. Okay. Let me talk. It's almost like it's so socially acceptable there.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very hard to believe that anybody.

[Andrew Santino]

Would be offended by mom and dad.

[Bobby Lee]

Even that it's like. Because. So when we do my talent show, Right. The gays come out.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do they not?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And they. They compete.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I've seen their families come out.

[Pete]

Mm.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never seen a dad or a mom while their son was performing, who was gay went. No, we don't know. They're clapping, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just. This is an open society and. And it's okay, Jules. All right. Look at me right now. I'm not lying. Look at that.

[Jules]

Lying.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's everybody there.

[Jules]

Is that your friend?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's everybody there.

[Andrew Santino]

So that's just the Philippines.

[Bobby Lee]

Just be honest with me. No, stop, stop, stop, stop. Because you're being very defensive right now.

[Pete]

And you're yelling where I swear you.

[Bobby Lee]

Don'T believe in God.

[Pete]

Gay marriage is still illegal in the Philippines. So it's not that.

[Jules]

Thank God for that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. I'm so sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait. Gay marriage is still illegal.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But culturally, it's.

[Pete]

Culturally, Yeah. A lot of people accept them and. But it's just this. Parents.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at them.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that your family photo?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. Go to. Honestly, go to. What? What, what is. Do you think there's a higher percentage of gay men in the Philippines than in other countries?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I just think that it's. I. What I love about the Philippines is that it's such an open culture in that way where it's like, nobody cares. No one cares.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's like here. That's like here, no one gives a shit that you're gay here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Unless you do drugs. And then they'll kill you.

[Pete]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, right. According to the 2013 really updated Philippines Young Adult Fertility and Sexuality started, 2% of Filipino men identify as gay. Survey found 96% of young people in the Philippines identified as heterosexual. So it is still embedded in the scariness of the society.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe you're right then.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, what's the percentage of gay men in America? It's got to be 4. Yeah. 4 and a 4.7. Now 8.5 adult women identify as gay.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me say something. What is going on here? I think. Do you think it's this cultural? Because it should be. I think we're all human beings. It should be across the board.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it does say. Look, I read it wrong. It does say 44.7 of adult men identify as LGBTQ plus. So it could be. It could be anything that encompasses everything that could say, like, I'm asexual.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm trying to do gay, not LGBT. That's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Gay men on Earth. 3% of men identify as gay or homosexual worldwide.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's good. That's a pretty good. A good number.

[Andrew Santino]

What would it be? What would it be? Why is it good? Is it good or bad? It's just a number. What's good about it?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's a healthy amount.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, we're drafting gays.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the healthy amount of gays.

[Andrew Santino]

We got to get our gays up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a perfect amount.

[Andrew Santino]

Listen here.

[Bobby Lee]

If it was 12%, you'd be like, what's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

We got to get our gays up. 72% of Gen Z adults identified as straight. 15 is by 5 is gay or lesbian, and 8% is something else. 72% straights. Now we're losing it. Straights, we're going down. The straits are getting thinned out. Nearly 30 of Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ, so 30% of the Gen Z population says that they are LGBTQ plus.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a lot of kids.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm supportive, so let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't have any kids.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have any kids either.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, dude. Childless. No wonder we're. No. No wonder we're still doing this podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why we're doing this podcast? I'd like to. I'd like to tell you why I'm a rockin Dude. Don't come knocking. Do you want one of these? I'll buy you one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're doing this podcast because it's the most fun. It's the most fun. And got a little announcement for the fans. We're working on it. But your boys are going to be coming to Beans on Toast. We're coming to the uk.

[Bobby Lee]

Uk.

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to do London, probably going to do Dublin. We're probably going to do maybe Amsterdam. We're going to let you know, coming up soon in the fall, we're going to be touring around because we want to go see our. Our friends over the water.

[Bobby Lee]

Some people may go, some people might not.

[Andrew Santino]

I think everyone would want to go London, show up for us.

[Bobby Lee]

No, in terms of our team.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, buddy, this is just for us. Oh, you're saying Jet Ski?

[Jules]

Well, last week you said I was going, but then.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I?

[Jules]

Now you're looking at me like I'm not going.

[Bobby Lee]

What's a 50? 50? I mean, we have to make this.

[Andrew Santino]

We have to make decision together. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How come you don't go?

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you go?

[Pete]

Because my visa.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, your visa. Yeah, your visa.

[Pete]

I can't just go to any country.

[Jules]

What about the 59 states we went to last year?

[Pete]

Yeah, I had school.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're done with school soon. When is school over?

[Pete]

Next week.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Forever.

[Andrew Santino]

You're graduating?

[Pete]

I graduate next semester.

[Jules]

Oh, wow, that's still fast.

[Bobby Lee]

But you have, like a month, three months off. Yeah. What are you going to do? Go back to felt?

[Pete]

No, just. Nothing. Just.

[Bobby Lee]

Were you scared when Trump won? Yeah.

[Pete]

Even my boyfriend was like, oh, maybe we should just like.

[Andrew Santino]

I can only hope Trump goes through with all this stuff. You know, we're going to kick them all out. It's like, when. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So let's go speed it up. I mean, I don't know if he's gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

Too many ages for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Too many.

[Pete]

But you're Asian, too.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's from San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in. He's done. He's lost.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Twinkie.

[Andrew Santino]

He's on the list, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that, right? When I say Twinkie, what does it mean?

[Pete]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I thought white on the. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are Twinkies?

[Pete]

I thought Twinkies are gay.

[Andrew Santino]

You're right there.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a banana. No, that's not a. But you're.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a banana cream puff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Also sounds gay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All this stuff does sound gay. Well, you are part of the 3%.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, I'm pretty white, am I?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. You're a beautiful Korean man. You're proud of your Korean heritage.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think I am because I hang out with a lot of Asians.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot Asians.

[Andrew Santino]

You like? You like what? You like. What is this you're showing us? A map of sanctuaries cities in America. Los Angeles is not one of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Not yet.

[Andrew Santino]

What, what the going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Sanctuary cities for immigrants.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Wow, look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

LA is in discussions to become one officially. So what does a sanctuary city mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Refugees can come there and not get deported. Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but they have to be. They have to be government. You have to file, you know, as a. As a seeking asylum. You have to come to the port of entry. You come to the port of entry, you come through a border and then you seek asylum. Then you have to register that you're an asylum seeking refugee from whatever country and then you get registered with the government. You can't just like fucking catch a flight, come in and then hide out somewhere and be like, I'm a refugee. It's like, that doesn't count then.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you're not going to get any government services if you do it without them knowing.

[Bobby Lee]

I see.

[Andrew Santino]

So if you need money while you're fudgeing here, if you're coming from somewhere, that's, you know, that's how you have to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

All I'm saying is if he deports the amount of people he wants to deport, dude, that the country is going to be fucked. Yeah, well, a lot of companies.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know, man. No, I mean, I'm pretty excited about it, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Like farming communities. It was a disaster, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Get them out.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. You'll see.

[Andrew Santino]

Get them all gone, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

There's two things you'll see about me getting buff and we'll see what happens with this.

[Andrew Santino]

And by the way, two things that are rock and roll. Get rid of immigrants and get you jacked. I mean, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you don't think I'm gonna get jacked.

[Andrew Santino]

Trump sounds like Captain America.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't think I'm gonna get jacked?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't. I. No, I. You're not. You're not gonna get jacked. You're gonna get skinnier because you keep losing weight. You're down 14 pounds now. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Something can you do, you know? Do you notice a difference?

[Pete]

You look so small right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do look smaller. Lift, stand up. Lift up your shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Be real.

[Jules]

He is standing up.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you, Jess.

[Bobby Lee]

That. That joke, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at this. No belly. There's like no belly right here. Wow. See, that's nothing, dude. That's nothing. You were so much bigger months ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos doesn't believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

Ask the window.

[Bobby Lee]

I do now. You do? From the other shoot we did last week. Yeah. Yeah. It's the first time.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna have to call your podcast Tiger Abs.

[Bobby Lee]

But when I joined the gym.

[Andrew Santino]

Tiger Abs with Bobby Lee getting jacked, you and Kumail just working out every day. Imagine if you become a fucking Marvel character because of this. Whoa, that'll be so sick. If you get jacked as fuck and they give you a Marvel role.

[Bobby Lee]

The only Marvel role I could be is Sunfire.

[Andrew Santino]

Perfect. That's you. That's you with Kumail.

[Bobby Lee]

Right up, look up fire.

[Andrew Santino]

X Men Pontiac. Made a car called the Sunfire for a while. That's you.

[Pete]

That's cool.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, that's the only Asian one. Oh, of course he's going to play it.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Shang. Shang Chi.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's a Shang Chi guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Can somebody else be Sunfire? Please, God. They're gonna give the same.

[Andrew Santino]

He's hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good looking guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good looking. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We stay in our lane.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

What is it? It has the same active ingredients as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra, but at a fraction of the cause and in a chewable form.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Shopify. So it's the new year.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's 2025.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're probably thinking, how am I going to make this year different?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I going to build something for myself?

[Andrew Santino]

I'd like to.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm dying to be my own boss or see if I can turn this business idea I've been kicking around in my head into a reality, but I don't know how to make it happen.

[Andrew Santino]

Shopify, Bob. Shopify is how you're going to. Is that how I tell you how?

[Bobby Lee]

That's what we did.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Shopify makes it also easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff like growing your business.

[Andrew Santino]

What happens if you don't act now? Will you?

[Bobby Lee]

Disaster. It's a disaster.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Go to shopify.com/bad friends to start selling with Shopify today. That shopify.com/bad friends are there red headed superher. They're redheaded. No one is famous that's redheaded. And if they are, they're mocked.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but. No but. Did. Did Marvel or DC ever create a superhero that. A superhero that happened to have red hair?

[Andrew Santino]

Poison Ivy Phoenix.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah. Poison Ivy Phoenix.

[Andrew Santino]

Never a guy though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Male redheaded superhero, right? Male M A L E. Male redheaded superhero. Let's see. Ed headed. Yeah, male Ed head. Who is that? Shaft. Shaft was black.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, Shaft had red hair.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. Go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go back.

[Andrew Santino]

Roy Harper.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you zoom in a little bit? Like the whole thing? Yeah, yeah. Roy Harper. Oh yeah, there we go. I guess you go with the bow and arrow. Who's Wally West?

[Andrew Santino]

Wally West.

[Bobby Lee]

They ran out of names.

[Andrew Santino]

Wally.

[Bobby Lee]

What do we call this one? You mean, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean Wally West.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. The King Disaster. No, Wally West. Wally West. Wow. What's another? Geo Force is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Geo Force. I don't know any of these guys. The Shield.

[Bobby Lee]

The Shield. That's pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

Light ray.

[Bobby Lee]

That's getting weaker.

[Andrew Santino]

That's just a guy that lives in my building.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hank Hall. These are just guys. I know, I know. They're just Hank Haywood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're all.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, what the fuck is this? Daredevil? No, this list is fucking dumb. You're not right. Whatever this is, is not the right list. Yeah, I don't even know what that's. That. That list is wrong. Don't get off of this website.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't get angry about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's not.

[Bobby Lee]

What, because you don't like the white name Wally? That's a good superhero.

[Andrew Santino]

His googling lately Ant Man. Oh, but they gave that to Paul fucking Rudd.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Thanks a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Thanks a lot, Paul.

[Andrew Santino]

Thanks a lot. Paul Rudd.

[Jules]

You could be like two dollar bill man.

[Andrew Santino]

I could be like the Woj handing out $2 bills at random. He's doing good. Or he's inconveniencing people.

[Bobby Lee]

Paul Rudd closed the circle for me once.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Circle meets a square conversation circle.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened?

[Bobby Lee]

I tell you tell about that? No, I just know what you're talking about. Yeah, I was on Pineapple Express. My bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, no problem.

[Bobby Lee]

I was there and my agents were like, you gotta learn how to, like, meet people, you know, I mean, like, start conversations, you know what I mean? When you're on. So that's how you create, you know, I mean, relationship relationships in the business. So I was smoking a cigarette, and with Pineapple Express, it was Seth Rogen, Apatow, Paul Rudd, a bunch of people, and they were talking in a circle, and I was out on the curb, like, kind of near them smoking a cigarette.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then my agent's fucking thing went, you know, I mean, do it. This is it. I put the cigarette down and I wander into the circle. I don't know if it was Paul or somebody closed the circle.

[Andrew Santino]

Paul does stuff like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So then I was on the outside of the circle, and then I went back to the Caribbean as well.

[Jules]

I hate that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He rutted you. You got rutted.

[Bobby Lee]

What I find out now is, is that I. I can tell when people want to talk to me on set.

[Andrew Santino]

Those guys want to talk. I'm just kidding. Those guys probably love you. They just.

[Bobby Lee]

It's probably in my head. I probably did it wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

They didn't know you were there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I didn't know I did it. Did it wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you didn't make enough noise.

[Bobby Lee]

What would you do? Hey, guys. I play. God. You guys play golf? You guys know about the two dollar thing with a Alan. Whatever. He makes them. Whatever. Yeah, you guys, you guys know about the $2 thing with Steve Wildwacky, right? It's interesting every. In fact, I'm gonna mention it on my pod Monday when I have a podcast, I want to mention it, but it's like, you guys throw in your 2 cents. Do you think you did that? Is it just something like that? Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I don't get cut out of circles like that. Yeah, actually, I get invited in.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you do.

[Andrew Santino]

I get not only invited in, I get a big hug.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I travel with the mic.

[Andrew Santino]

Happened last night, actually.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. It happened to me Friday.

[Andrew Santino]

Literally happened last night.

[Bobby Lee]

I got picked up like a little American Girl doll.

[Andrew Santino]

Blake Griffin picked you up to show you off.

[Bobby Lee]

So here. Can I tell everyone Happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I was at the Comedy Store and I was with. I was on a date.

[Andrew Santino]

Six foot nine.

[Bobby Lee]

I was on a date. And Andrea's there. Not my date, Andrea.

[Andrew Santino]

Gin.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew. Gin's there and she's a comic and I'm on a date. First date with somebody. You met her, right? Yeah, It's a very nice girl. And Andre goes, oh, Blake's coming. So I go, okay. You know Blake Griffin, huh? Yeah. We see him come in, and then Andre leaves to go say hi to him. And then, you know, I. I turned, and this is the mistake I made. I turn to the girl and I. The date. I go, let's go say hi to Blake. Right? So we go over there.

[Andrew Santino]

You're thinking this will show. Be a show off moment for you. A little bit. Just a little bit of, like, I know a famous guy. Love you, mom.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. You called me out.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's a little moment for you.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, when I kissed that. Don't make that face.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't do anything. Okay, Hang her back up.

[Bobby Lee]

It was there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, put her up behind you, though. She belongs behind you. You knocked her off the wall because you slammed your chair backwards.

[Bobby Lee]

So anyway, so. So Blake's there, and I. And I. I go in. I shake. I go in to shake his hand.

[Andrew Santino]

Big hands, right?

[Bobby Lee]

And he looks at me and he grabs me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he pulls me up into the.

[Andrew Santino]

Sky like Lion King.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the Lion King, yeah. And.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so what happens is I go, he's going to put me down, right? Were you there?

[Jules]

I didn't see this, but yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you were there, though.

[Jules]

Yeah, I was there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And he. It. He goes. He has a monologue.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, guy. He goes, hey, guy. I don't shake your hand. I hug you.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And I like lifting you, and you're my little guy. This and that, right? And I'm up there for about a minute, right? And I'm blushing and I'm trying to get down. Right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Help, help, help.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Right. He finally puts me down. I'm blushing, right? And I'm thinking to myself, oh, my date didn't notice that, right? So then I text her yesterday, this is what I text. I go, this is so embarrassing. She goes. I go, do you remember when Blake Griffin picked me up as if I was an American girl doll? And then this is what she says. Your legs were dangling.

[Andrew Santino]

So cute. So cute. Now, did you guys. Did you guys hook up, him and Blake, or.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I mean, Blake did. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a freckly dick.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. People don't know this.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like mine, but darker. Yeah, a little darker.

[Bobby Lee]

Very freckly.

[Andrew Santino]

No, this girl. Are you interested in this woman now? Is this a real thing?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm just. Come on. I don't know. I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, dude, we don't know who it is. She doesn't know who it is.

[Bobby Lee]

No one knows.

[Andrew Santino]

No one knows who it is. Doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're. You know, you just go on. I go on a lot of first dates. Let's just say that. And not a lot of seconds.

[Jules]

That's crazy because you love seconds.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, that just doesn't work because.

[Jules]

I'm on Ozempic and you don't like seconds. I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

But it was a good joke.

[Jules]

It was in theory. It's structured.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. In Australia, you had some zingers on.

[Andrew Santino]

Zingers. The kid was on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, yeah, so he picked me up like a. Because you've never been picked up.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I won't allow that kind of stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but there's no one that can pick you up.

[Andrew Santino]

Blake could pick me up. Easy. Blake's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could. He just wouldn't do it. It's just a mutual respecting.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do people pick me up?

[Andrew Santino]

You're a teeny tiny Tim. You're a little teeny tiny Tim.

[Jules]

It's extra funny because Brad Williams was there, too. Did he pick up Brad?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he stepped on him on accident.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. You're very. Pick up a bowl. Yeah, yeah. You know how you pick your dog up? When you see your dog, you pick him up, you bend down. Yeah, same thing. He's small and cute and lovable.

[Bobby Lee]

And I got.

[Andrew Santino]

And here's the deal. I want to kiss you. I said I want your little face near mine.

[Bobby Lee]

And also I want to hug you.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to feel your little tushy, and I want to give you a little kiss.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the same topic, but this whole fucking Korean deer thing got out of hand.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you talking about, a Korean deer?

[Bobby Lee]

People online were like, there's a Korean deer.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I got tagged. Oh, I got tagged.

[Bobby Lee]

This looks like Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, it does look like you. It looks exactly like you.

[Bobby Lee]

Then I posted on my story and every. I got more comments than I've ever had. Everyone going, 100. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You 100 look like this. It's. That is Bobby Lee. It's crazy how much.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does that look like me?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, the eyes are perfect. It's like the same depth of feel in the eyes that you're your. Your face. The cheeks are perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

The nose.

[Andrew Santino]

The nose, the ears, even. It just looks like you. Because his eyes look like the kind of love you have in your eyes and your soul look like exactly like his. Look at how happy he is.

[Bobby Lee]

But do you want to. That.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna plead the fifth, man, because I.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, that's what I'm saying. When you say that I look like that, it doesn't seem sexy. Well, you know, I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, look, look, I've never fucked a.

[Bobby Lee]

D. Like that deer has never been laid by another deer.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not true. That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's an incel. Deer, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, look, he's alone.

[Andrew Santino]

He's outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's taking a walk.

[Bobby Lee]

He's like.

[Andrew Santino]

He does look like he has a cleft lip or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He is cute, though.

[Andrew Santino]

So cute. Yeah, that's you, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you.

[Bobby Lee]

But then a bunch of comments said. And I had to do research. A bunch of comments, right? Dude, it's a donkey, dude. You're a donkey.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that a donkey?

[Bobby Lee]

It's not a donkey. It's a deer.

[Andrew Santino]

Deer. It's 100.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a deer.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a. It's a female deer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I don't know who the. Okay. I don't know who the did that.

[Andrew Santino]

That is.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you do that, Carlos? Somebody did that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so funny.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you, dude. That's literally.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane. They put my beanie and my glasses on there. What's wild, dude?

[Andrew Santino]

That's cool. As more of that guy. Send that stuff in. We love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Absolutely love that. If I was going to be an animal, what animal would I be?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you don't look like an animal.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't. Do I look like an animal? Chest knows there's not an animal.

[Bobby Lee]

There's not an animal out there that you look at and go, oh, that looks like Andrew Santino. There's some animals that look like you. Maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe a beaver. I look like a beaver. My teeth are big in the front. My two.

[Bobby Lee]

No, there's not an animal out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe a lion or give me a red beaver.

[Pete]

Yeah, your vibe is like a lion.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you don't know. Dude, there is a guy I just saw today.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a new viral. Listen, there's a new viral tiger. Google it. And I think this is more. It's a viral tiger. Tiger that's coming. That came out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Do it all caps. Google it in all caps.

[Bobby Lee]

Go images. That's him. That's you, dude.

[Jules]

Oh, I could see that.

[Andrew Santino]

That kind of does look.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I. It came to me. That's you, bro. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That'S Me?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, look at me. Right, right? Yeah, we're doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's literally how I sit outside.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's not the same tiger. Go to that. That guy, though. That's Andrew, dude. Yeah, dude, that's you.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that's me.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

What's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

Ava.

[Andrew Santino]

Mu Dang. After Mu Dang.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ava Golden Tiger.

[Bobby Lee]

He's going ape online.

[Andrew Santino]

Really? What's go. Why people just love him because he's unique. Well, he's Thailand's new sweetheart.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a tabby cat.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a tabby cat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just. He's got the right proportions there. Look at him. He's so cute.

[Andrew Santino]

He's Thai, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Jules, now that you're gonna be done with school, what does the future hold?

[Pete]

Well, nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

No. What do you want?

[Andrew Santino]

We're giving these people.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your ultimate goal?

[Pete]

Ultimate? I don't know yet. I still don't know what I want to do. I still don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Animals. Something to do with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't you do a podcast about animals?

[Pete]

Well, I don't know if that's gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

Be interesting, but it's so you. I'll be honest with me. A future in podcasting isn't something that you would want to do.

[Pete]

Not podcasting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like what?

[Andrew Santino]

Sucks.

[Bobby Lee]

So what I know, but what I'm saying is, is that why. Why. So why. Why don't you do the easier, softer way, which is podcasting? Because you'll make more money.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You work less hours and care about. And you have freedom. But you don't care about that. That drives me crazy that you don't care about that.

[Pete]

Okay, what about. I like playing games. What about, like, streaming?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Stream. Stream.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But. But still, that's not like, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? That's just as vibe. That's just like, podcasting.

[Jules]

Be great.

[Bobby Lee]

Unless you're like, the number one streamer.

[Andrew Santino]

She could be the number one female streamer. Maybe you're not gonna beat the guy. What's his name? Kai Sinat. That guy's so big.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, that's what she's aspiring to be. That. That's pretty viable. You know, but the one thing I will say about that streaming thing that I don't. It gets a little. Girls streaming always goes down this weird little rabbit hole of, like, sexy sexualizing. Yeah. They get sexualized online.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So as long as you wear, like, a full coat, like a winter jacket, when you're doing it. I'm okay with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

As your uncle. Uncle. That's Tito. Andrew. I just think the streaming thing for women, the thing I. I see sometimes on there is I'm like, oh, they're all being sexualized on this thing. It's not just about the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

If I. If you turn to one that. This tiktoker that does this with it, with the music.

[Pete]

I'm not gonna do that. That's. Oh, my.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. What is that the guy that does that.

[Bobby Lee]

The girls do you. I'm gonna see a guy do it.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you know what I did just.

[Jules]

Yeah, I don't know what's.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't think I screen what I was looking at. What he pulled up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Pulling up the names of the street.

[Bobby Lee]

Of the streamer let. So have you seen this?

[Andrew Santino]

What the fuck is that? What the fuck are you doing? Oh, when they do like a time lapse thing?

[Pete]

No, they're doing like an anime kind of like.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever, but you look it up, man.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you type that in, Bobby? Having a seizure Usually.

[Bobby Lee]

Usually cringe.

[Andrew Santino]

Cringe? Anime streamer.

[Bobby Lee]

No, like cringe. Any cringe. Instagram or TikTok usually has.

[Jules]

Dude, you're on your Gen Z. Yeah, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing, dude? Tick tock, dude. Yeah, I'm trying to find it through. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, a little attitude. He's doing a lot like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Drunk guy gets an act. What is it? Gets an ax.

[Bobby Lee]

Forget it, dude. Forget it. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

No, let's watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, forget it. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's watch him. Let's watch him. Let's watch this guy get tased.

[Bobby Lee]

This is just my algorithm. You're gonna get shot.

[Andrew Santino]

Put the ax down. You will get shot. Tase them. Put the ax down. Tase them. John, put the ax down right now. There it is. Good job.

[Bobby Lee]

Here, step out here right now. Okay, I'll tell you that one second.

[Andrew Santino]

You took it to a different level. Now pick up the ax again and get tased. Dude, your bond's been revoked because you got a dui.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm here for.

[Andrew Santino]

Hit him. Hey, hey, listen. This ain't the end of the world. It doesn't mean you can't go near that ax. You're gonna have a problem, brother. I'm telling you right now. We can de escalate this and you can get back out of jail. We can take this a whole new route. I'll tell you right now. You're going to get back. Yeah, you're damn right. You're absolutely right. I hit you first. And I'll hit you again, bro. And I will hit you again. I will hit you again.

[Bobby Lee]

I will.

[Andrew Santino]

Back up.

[Bobby Lee]

Back up.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a bail enforcement agent, by the way. That's not even a cop. You know that, right? That's crazy. No, he. He jumped bail, so he has like a. You know, he. He gets to act as like a peace officer or some bullshit. He's not actually a cop. That's why you have a deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Whose side are you on?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Side on. You.

[Jules]

Clear.

[Andrew Santino]

The guy. The guy who's trying to just. The ax. The guy who's trying to grab the ax.

[Bobby Lee]

That's you on his side?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Cause what are you doing on my property? Get off of my property. Okay, you don't belong on my property.

[Jules]

I was thinking you would react the.

[Andrew Santino]

Same way, huh, if the guy came out of my property. Get the off of my property. You're not allowed on my private, private property. You.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what taze looks like, so. I think it's a gun.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a taser gun. A gun? A taser looks like a gun.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, because I wouldn't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it looks like a gun, but.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he has a gun.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's yellow. It's very obvious taste.

[Bobby Lee]

Well then. Okay. I've never been tased. Does it hurt?

[Andrew Santino]

It hurts like it's the most painful. It sucks. You. You freeze up and then you fall down. It's the worst. I hate it.

[Bobby Lee]

You've done it. You had. You've been tased before.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. An idiot in college had a taser and I hated it. It was so dumb. And we were drunk.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. Can we buy one?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, let's buy one.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Buy one. Oh, yeah, it hurt. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you die? Cuz I don't want. I don't want to be taste and die.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no. Well, look up their reactions with Ozempic. Is there a taser Ozempic thing? Yeah. Possible side effects of Ozempic. If you are hit with the taser, it may stop working. Oh, that's. You know, I.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I read that find the thing I was in the face thing. It's either that or is going on around here, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

That or we go back to the two dollar bill stuff. So.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, go back. I don't want to go back to $2. Maybe the one. The blue hair. Don't blow it. Yeah, yeah. This. Yeah, yeah. Look, Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, start it over.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's now that we see it. Start it over. Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's this kind of thing where they're like.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all anime stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And if you did that, my heartbreak. Do try. Try it. Maybe you have it. No. Yeah, you try. You try it.

[Andrew Santino]

Do it.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know how.

[Pete]

Yeah, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the Internet's got that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see it go.

[Bobby Lee]

We did it. Just do it. We'll cut it out if you don't like it. Yeah, go. So cringe, Jess. Go.

[Jules]

It's so cringe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, you could do it. Yeah. So good.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't do it. Yeah, you're not. You don't have it. Now. Now my free. I know you can't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How many views is it like, is this popular?

[Bobby Lee]

This is Misty Rain.

[Pete]

A lot of people like, they go.

[Bobby Lee]

To Misty Rain thing.

[Andrew Santino]

So they just watch her do that. Three million people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Holy.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go to the. This one. Yeah, here we go.

[Jules]

Dude, I'm working too hard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What are we doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, man, I hope they bomb us. I hope we. But this country's over soon. This is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This insane.

[Andrew Santino]

This is what we're doing. This is it. And by. And can I tell you something? How old is this kid, by the way? Is this a child? How old is this person?

[Bobby Lee]

Some of them have only fans. I wouldn't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. But anyway, I mean, how old is this girl? I like. Well, who are we watching? It looks like we're watching a kid. A child.

[Bobby Lee]

She is 19.

[Andrew Santino]

What do we do? Get.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not watching some kid do. Fucking gross. Get out of here.

[Jules]

That's weird.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's a dad does it. Sally, do the dishes. And she's.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm coming.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're. We're future's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, and then she goes to anime conventions, right? This is. I've seen this anime convention thing is like they don't do it once a year. They do it all year round. There's these things. They're all over the place.

[Jules]

Yeah, you don't want to do that though.

[Pete]

No, I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it. You know how Comic con was like once a year now it's like all year.

[Bobby Lee]

No, because every city has one now.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, every city has everything, though. There's many different kinds.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Jess wanted to promote her show. Is that why you're here?

[Jules]

Oh, I did want to promote my.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's not coming out until.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Maybe after the smoothest transitions of all time. Oh, yeah. It's unbelievable. You. You're flawless, You.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck you, man. Talk to me like that.

[Jules]

Anyway, I am going to New Jersey, Sunnyvale, California, Fort Worth, Dallas, Portland, Seattle, and Lexington next year. So I'm just going to take this moment. If you're out there, if anybody's out there, come see me.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, if there's a way to do it, that's it. Dude, that was perfect. That was so organic and people loved it.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not only. It just helps the rhythm of her selling the show.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing, man?

[Andrew Santino]

Just criticizing you. And let me. And let me. And I'll say.

[Bobby Lee]

I could criticize you.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'll say, why you shot at me about the Woj thing. So I've been shooting at you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's funny. It's like, don't bring it.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight, bud.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm bringing Bazooka.

[Andrew Santino]

You couldn't hoist one up, you little.

[Bobby Lee]

So this is what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Fill in the blank.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, you and I come here, try to set the tone of the show. I brought a poker. Pretty good rant.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a good rant. That was good.

[Bobby Lee]

A couple of things. And you had the two dollar thing, right, and it died. And I think that's why you're mad. And you know what? There's a healthy way of getting that resentment out, you know, the way you're doing. You're, you know, going back and forth like that in your new chair.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm rocking in my chair, doing this like the thinker.

[Bobby Lee]

Whatever you're doing with your hand. I've never seen you do this before.

[Andrew Santino]

Because my back.

[Bobby Lee]

Thinker, you know, I mean, so I think we all know in the room, right, that that was a fail, Right?

[Andrew Santino]

I got an MRI done. I'm sorry, on my back.

[Bobby Lee]

What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

And they were like, all of this pressure and disc slipping is from you carrying Bobby's career lately. And I said, that can't be showing up on the mri. They go, trust me, it is. And we all see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I said, who sees it? He goes, the community at large. And I said, the Dr. Community. He goes, buddy, social, social. It's everywhere. Everyone can tell. So I got to get you off my back.

[Bobby Lee]

I N T E R E S T I N G Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting. That's awesome. I told you you could spell. You're good, buddy. Anyway, no, he did say my back issues are from.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Jules]

Maybe you should take a trip to Wisa.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we had fun.

[Jules]

We had fun. We went and. I can't believe you've never been. I said, andrew must come here all the time.

[Andrew Santino]

I used to like Vota Spa.

[Jules]

Yeah, but you never even tried. We spy heard.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[Jules]

But how do you know you don't like it?

[Bobby Lee]

Because he. He's stubborn.

[Andrew Santino]

Too many. Too many.

[Jules]

Oh, so I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

Many.

[Jules]

I thought.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let's talk about your experience at Wii Spa.

[Jules]

Yeah, I was. I was kind of nervous going in the whole naked thing. You know, everyone's naked, and Bobby was like, we. I won't see you naked. I don't want to see you naked. That's so gross. We're not watching it.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to forget. I was gonna say joke.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, like, why be mean now?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't want. Because it's. That's not a fair.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Jules]

So anyway, he said, you're saggy tits. I don't want to see.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't say that. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you did. Didn't you?

[Bobby Lee]

I was gonna say something way worse, but go ahead. Go ahead. I love you.

[Jules]

Well, now you have to say it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was. I was kidding. I didn't have one.

[Andrew Santino]

Say it.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Say it.

[Bobby Lee]

A beautiful lady naked. Now. Go ahead.

[Jules]

So anyway, yeah. As we're walking in, I say, am I gonna be the only white lady there? And he go, no, no, no. Tons of whites go. And it was true. It was a good diversity mix. You want to be the only white there. And I kind of get why you said no one goes to the Wii Spa with you. Because I was telling my friends, and they're all like, I don't want to be. I don't want to be naked with Bobby. I think people think when you say, do you go to Wii Spa? They're. They're thinking. You're asking, can I see you naked?

[Andrew Santino]

Kind of.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's absolutely incorrect.

[Jules]

But I think that's what they hear. It's like. It sounds like you just want to see all these male comics naked.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I have done it before.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Ian Edwards, you know, I try to get Chappelle, but what are the. What do they have in common?

[Andrew Santino]

They're black.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Jules]

But I don't get your point.

[Bobby Lee]

But you like to See it?

[Andrew Santino]

He wants to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, I like to see it.

[Jules]

But when you go male, female, you're, you know, just, you're in different rooms, but then the co ed, you're in a unit.

[Bobby Lee]

You've been there with me. Fun.

[Jules]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really fun. But it's relaxing.

[Bobby Lee]

It's still relaxing.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why I don't want to go with him.

[Jules]

Yeah. Go at a different time. But you should go.

[Bobby Lee]

Please go with me.

[Andrew Santino]

No. How unrelaxing would that be for me?

[Jules]

You guys would get. He got recognized a lot upstairs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it'd be so not relaxing.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I have my little getaways. I go to my gym, I go in the cold plunge. I go in the sauna, I go in the steam room. You know who talks to me there? Fucking nobody. Fucking no one. I get in the cold plunge with my little tiny red penis and it's freezing cold. And my little penis goes like this.

[Jules]

It does the cringe.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, have you been in a cold plunge, by the way, I love coldplunch.

[Jules]

Yeah, they have one always.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you do them?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my. I stay. I go in there for 10 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

That's literally impossible. No, you don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I do. Maybe it's not as cold as the one you're going through, but because the.

[Andrew Santino]

Cold plunges, you couldn't go in for 10 minutes. You would be. It'd be, it might be.

[Bobby Lee]

But I, I'm. Let me say something. When I, Most of the people, they go in for like a minute. I try to go up for 10 minutes because I go to the point where I'm about to die.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good. Well, that's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's very good.

[Bobby Lee]

And I, I. And I'm gonna tell you why, if I may. Okay, you may. Well, I'm gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I go to Hyundai Day spa. I've been going there for years. And there's like a 95 year old man that's there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And he does a routine and I observe him. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Over the years, last 20 years, Asian man. Old Asian man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he does halfway in the cold plunge.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Then there's, there's two different spots. There's a Jacuzzi, but there's also a spring water one where it's super hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Love that.

[Bobby Lee]

So he'll go five minutes there and he goes back and forth. And I think what he's doing is.

[Andrew Santino]

Circulating his blood, just trying to stay alive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And so I've been Following the same thing as he does.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? And I think there's something to do with your health. I don't know what it does, but.

[Andrew Santino]

They say three to five minutes is kind of the optimal time to get the benefits that you need. After that, you're kind of not, you know, because it's. Because it's down to 45 degrees. I mean, they tell you in between 40 and 60 is the high end for cold plunge, but five to 10 minutes, you don't want to go any more than that. There's no need for it. Post workout is two to three minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

But what are the benefits of it?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, there's a metabolic boost you get that's 11 minutes in total time over two to four sessions per week has metabolic recovery benefits. Right. It's good for your muscle tissues. It's great for me, for my nerves, because my. My nerves because of my sciatic nerve. It's really good. It, like, calms the nerve down. Ice is the best. Ice is the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we go to Wii Spot so you can show. I can show you how long I go into the cold plunge. I don't think you believe me, so I want to.

[Andrew Santino]

Do I believe you wholeheartedly. I think you could doubt me. Knowing you, you could stay in there for 20 minutes, I bet.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, because you're a strong. With me, please.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a strong boy. Plus, your body's compact. You're not stretched out, so everything is close.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm saying, like, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Your engine is warming here.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for being a.

[Andrew Santino]

Doesn't have to go that far.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean? That's true. My limbs are long.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, Jesse, will you go back again with me one day?

[Jules]

Yeah, I go back. I was in the steam room, and as I walked in, I was in there for a minute, and then this lady walked in, and then there was, like, probably five to six ladies in there. And then out of nowhere, it's quiet, and I don't know where this lady goes. Do you want to find your uterus?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Right, right.

[Jules]

And, like, right before she said it, I was about to get up and leave, but then I was like, if I get up now, it's gonna feel like a response to her saying, this.

[Bobby Lee]

Is real, because she told me about this.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, did you. Did you lose it?

[Jules]

Well, I don't know if it was to me or to. It felt like it was to the room.

[Andrew Santino]

Where is your. What does she Mean to buy that.

[Jules]

And then another lady goes, yeah. And then she just starts talking about, like, feeling on your abdomen where the uterus is. And then I had to, like, just kind of wait there for a while before I could leave, respectfully.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, can you imagine if a guy said that to you in a spa at all?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, he's like, do you want to find your G spot?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

It was so awkward.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, let's play that out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I'm in the tub with you. Do you.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up?

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry, I just.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I usually don't well for a living.

[Andrew Santino]

I just. I kind of. I'm like a life coach. Health coach.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What's up?

[Andrew Santino]

Do you. Have you ever found your G spot as a man?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm done. Thanks, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you already found it.

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I help you find it? Can I help you find.

[Bobby Lee]

When you say, I'll do it for.

[Andrew Santino]

Free when you see G spot. Usually I charge.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll do it for free when you see G spot. What do you mean? Like, in the penis cavity or like, my anal cavity?

[Andrew Santino]

It's in your butt. It's in your butt. And I can have to. I help men find it in their butt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I found it.

[Andrew Santino]

You already got it.

[Bobby Lee]

I just found it. Just.

[Andrew Santino]

Now can I find. Can I try to find another one for you?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you're saying there's two.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, if you say so.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead, give me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I put this. So this wand. You see this wand that I have? It looks exactly like your penis.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know, I've watched Harry Potter. I've never seen it shaped like this.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, if you turn around and I say this magic phrase and I put my wand in there, it'll detect where your spot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you know what? I'll give it a go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not? Is it in Expellius?

[Andrew Santino]

Is it in Jizzius? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it in.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you find it?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, rude. I found it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't feel it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Have a good. Have a good day. Have a safe drive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you know about the $2?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, tell me. Tell me about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Got it. Like, watch. A watch, Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I actually. I walked into the steam room the other day. I did have a guy. I walked in naked. It's you. Traditionally, you put on a towel in the steam room because you sit down, but I walked in naked because no one was there. It was after hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I walked in because I was a little bit in pain, and so I walked in with my out. And I was like. I was, like, grunting through the pain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

My pain was strong. And then I hear a guy go, you okay, man? And I can't see him in all the steam in the fog. I go, dude, I didn't know someone's in here. I'm so sorry, dude. And he's like, it's okay. I just. You want me to get out of here? I was like, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't have to go.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you do make noises in the steam room that you can't feel good. Yeah. This is a noise that Koreans make. I don't care where you're from in Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you guys understand each other?

[Bobby Lee]

We know what this means. And there's no. It doesn't mean anything, but we know what it means.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's this.

[Andrew Santino]

It's unspoken.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go. I go. I go. I go, it's aigu, aigu, aigu, aigu. About four or five times. We understand what that means. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

And we go.

[Andrew Santino]

I go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean? Like, it. Lamenting in. In pain? Like, no, it's like, if feels good.

[Bobby Lee]

But it hurts, but, you know, I'm glad. You know what I mean, right? It's soothing. You know, there's another one that. We know what it means is. I told you about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't have to read. You know about Juke. Juke. Yeah, yeah. What is it? What? Remember?

[Andrew Santino]

But I remember the phrase juke, Juke.

[Bobby Lee]

See what. See what he does. McCon.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's worthless.

[Bobby Lee]

He just agrees without listening at this time.

[Andrew Santino]

At this point. He just comes around.

[Bobby Lee]

When you do improv, you. You know, agreeing is fine, but you have to listen as well.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he doesn't. That's why he won't do stand up. I told you he's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're not. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Give us a joke. Let me hear you do a bit. Do you say, oh, God? Did you say, oh, God? You don't want to be on the show anymore. You don't have to be on the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Your attitude.

[Andrew Santino]

Your attitude is bananas. By the way, Pete has been pleasant all day. Hasn't said, brought us cookies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jules]

Wait, can we do it together?

[Pete]

Okay.

[Jules]

Because we haven't been on the show together, and I don't think I'll be on it.

[Bobby Lee]

You've never had. You've never been on a show together before.

[Jules]

We have. Not for months.

[Pete]

I haven't seen her in a long time.

[Jules]

Yeah. And I'm going on the road next year, so I don't know if. When I'll be back, so.

[Pete]

Okay. Okay.

[Jules]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

D.