Bobby's Missed Connections

Summary

Bad Friends: "Bobby's Missed Connections"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest/Producer Contributors: Fancy B, McCone, Carlos, Andres
Air Date: November 17, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively and unpredictable episode, Bobby Lee returns from Spain to rejoin Andrew Santino and the Bad Friends crew. The episode sees the hosts riffing on missed romantic opportunities, the quirks of their friends and replacements, international crime, love, death, and how cultural differences shape everything from dating to dealing with bears. Between heartfelt admissions and their classic rapid-fire banter, Bobby and Andrew touch on everything from theft at the Louvre to vegan guilt, prison reform, and the oddest Uber experiences. The discussion keeps a comedic, irreverent tone, punctuated by hilarious storytelling and spontaneous detours.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Bobby Returns and the "Replacement" Saga

• [00:44] The show opens with Bobby’s boisterous return from Spain.
  • Andrew jokes about replacing Bobby with “the Big C,” referencing a recent episode with a guest co-host.
• The crew discusses their affection for “the Big C” and his unique food aversions and awkwardness around dating.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “We flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you...” ([01:33])
  • Santino: “He hasn’t had [sex] since the Dominican Republic in high school—thirteen years, which I don’t even believe...” ([03:26])

2. Food Oddities & Awkward Social Outings

• [01:27-03:05] The crew recaps taking "the Big C" to John & Vinny’s, his confusion over burrata, dislike of salad, but surprising love for anchovy pizza.

3. Missed Connections and Shooting Your Shot

• [10:11] Bobby recounts writing a “love note” on a barf bag to a flight attendant he found attractive during his flight to San Francisco.
  • The note included his number and Instagram handle, but sadly, she never replied.
  • The group debates whether such “shots” are bold or cringeworthy in today’s viral, TikTok-obsessed culture.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • Santino: “You don’t want to end up on a TikTok. That’s scary.” ([13:46])
  • Bobby: “From now on I don’t want to miss those opportunities...” ([14:54])
• [15:35] They explore Craigslist's "Missed Connections" and the bittersweet nature of longing and regret.

4. Crime News: The Hot Louvre Thieves

• [05:01-08:09] Andrew brings up a news story about attractive men involved in an €88 million jewel heist at the Louvre.
  • The crew jokes about how being attractive impacts criminal perceptions and even references models turned actors.
  • Notable Quote:
    • Santino: “Why are hot guys robbing the Louvre? ...DEI—it’s like enough uggos, we need to start getting hot guys to rob.” ([06:52])

5. Robbery Escalation and Urban Decay

• [08:13-10:00] Bobby discusses the rise in casual theft (from Kit Kats to shoes), locked-up goods in CVS, and the mechanics of modern shoplifting.
• Comedic riff about how every CVS product (even toothpicks and Ben Gay) is behind plexiglass in San Francisco.

6. Failed Romantic and Social Ventures

• [10:15-12:26] Stories shift to McCone’s failed date outing and Bobby’s barf bag love letter. The segment underscores the awkwardness and vulnerability of IRL attempts at romance in the age of digital connections.
• Group agrees: Risks are necessary, even in the face of possible ridicule.

7. Heartbreak and Misconnection Culture

• [15:35-16:37] Reading and reacting to real missed connections on Craigslist—mix of humor and genuine sadness at how love and regret play out online.

8. San Francisco, Comedy, & Love in Gay Bars

• [16:52-17:54] Bobby and Andrew talk about SF’s open and flirtatious gay scene and the difference between their reception at bars there.

9. Celebrity Run-Ins and AA Events

• [17:54-20:56] Bobby shares about speaking at a large AA meeting attended by a legendary rock star (name withheld), his comedic process in serious settings, and the pressure of performing “as himself” versus doing stand-up.

10. Redemption With Rock Royalty

• [20:34-21:04] Bobby relays redeeming himself with Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Comedy Store.

11. International Crime, Shopping, and Domination

• [28:39-29:41] Talk shifts to recent wild-news topics: black bear invasions in Japan and wild conspiratorial ideas about how to “fix” such issues (Godzilla? Mothra?).

12. Sports Fandom and Money

• [32:00-39:59] A long riff on baseball, soccer, and how money shapes teams and leagues. Compare European soccer’s youth programs to MLB’s farm system and the commercialization of sports pride.
  • Santino explains: “Baseball is like soccer... chess moves. Football is athletic strength and full speed...” ([39:59])
  • Bobby’s slowly becoming a baseball fan, still doesn’t “get” American football.

13. Netflix Show Review: 'Physical 100'

• [41:04-42:34] Bobby excitedly recommends “Physical: 100,” a brutal international competition series, describing its “king of the hill" dynamics and wild physical stunts.

14. Meat Guilt, Veganism, and Modern Food Woes

• [49:20-51:09] Bobby shares increasing guilt about eating meat after bingeing vegan TikToks, the emotional impact of seeing cows on social media, and hopes for lab-grown meat.
  • Andrew: “You need to move to India—they worship the cow.” ([50:27])

15. Death, Grief, and Afterlife Customs

• [53:35-57:23] Fancy B shares about the recent loss of his father and the challenges of dealing with “the bureaucracy of death.”
  • Bobby proposes mixing their dads’ ashes for multicultural afterlife hijinks.
  • Quote:
    • Bobby: “Let’s mix ’em, dude. A Spanish-Korean goat!” ([55:07])

16. Dark Humor on Cremation & Burial

• Discussion on burial practices, creative ash-scattering, and the modern “eternal tree” burial trend, including the legalities of spreading ashes in various locales.

17. Prison Reform: Finland vs. America

• [61:12-67:38] The team compares Finland’s open-prison model to the U.S.'s punitive approach and debates which crimes are fit for rehabilitation, spinning off into surreal hypothetical courtroom cases.
• Notable Moment:
  • The Bad Friends ‘government’ ministers debate the rehabilitation needs of quirky murderers.

18. Comedy Touring, Audiences, and Homelessness

• [68:40-70:13] Tales from the road: San Francisco crowds, the odd security of its homeless, and imagining what would happen if a schizophrenic homeless man did improv on UCB or SNL.

19. Fashion Inspired by Homelessness

• [71:08-72:15] Bobby reveals he once pitched a “hobo” fashion line inspired by Russian streetwear, which Andrew finds both hilarious and dark.
• They discuss Balenciaga copying the look from a famous Ukrainian street-style figure.

20. Bobby’s Perpetually Awkward Limo Story

• [72:45-75:14] Bobby’s journey to a show is derailed when the hired driver doesn’t recognize his name or hotel, culminating in awkward silence and an obligatory (if angry) tip.

21. Uber Ride Disasters

• [76:22-77:12] Memories of the worst Uber rides—with rude drivers, language barriers, and miscommunication fueling more comedic venting.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On the “Big C” Co-host:

  • "Are you threatened?" – Santino ([01:27])
  • "No one can replace Fancy Beasts!” – Bobby ([01:41])

• On Food:

  • “He thought it was a dead ghost…” – Bobby on Big C not recognizing burrata ([02:20])

• On Missed Connections:

  • “From now on I don’t want to miss those opportunities. If I feel like that—take them. Shoot that shot.” – Bobby ([14:54])
  • “This is why you have to seize the moment…” – Bobby ([15:56])

• On Crime:

  • “DEI—it’s like enough uggos, we need to start getting hot guys to rob right. This is the lib contingency at it again.” – Santino ([06:52])

• On love and Craigslist:

  • “These are so heartbreaking…” – Santino ([16:36])

• On AA Speaking:

  • “You can’t go in there and try to be funny…so you start with real.” – Bobby ([18:16])

• On Burial Preferences:

  • “Land is for the living—get out of here, let the next people have the land.” – Santino’s grandfather ([55:03])

• On Vegan Guilt:

  • “People just raising cows, and the cows cuddling with their owners. They kiss on the lips…” – Bobby ([50:16])
  • “You need to move to India—they worship the cow.” – Santino ([50:27])

• On International Prisons:

  • “The idea in Europe is that prison is a place to rehabilitate…something Americans do not believe in.” – Fancy B ([61:31])

• On hypothetical murder cases:

  • “You could always get him for half-degree… It’s a half-degree murder.” – Santino ([64:03])

• On Fashion and Homelessness:

  • “I wanted to start a clothing line called Hobo...that was the photo I brought to the company.” – Bobby ([71:18])

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Memorable Segments

• [10:11–13:46] — Bobby’s failed barf bag love note to a flight attendant.
• [15:35–16:37] — Deep dive into Craigslist Missed Connections.
• [41:04–42:34] — Recommendation and breakdown of "Physical 100" on Netflix.
• [53:35–57:23] — Emotional discussion on death, grief, and mixing loved ones’ ashes.
• [72:45–75:14] — Bobby’s limo misadventure and industry insight into road life for comedians.

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Tone & Style

• Raw, candid, and chaotic: The hosts are open about awkwardness, failure, and the ways they sometimes sabotage themselves socially.
• A mix of sincerity and relentless roast-style humor: Even the most vulnerable moments are shot through with jokes.
• Pop culture savvy: Numerous references to sports, music legends, international news, and viral trends.

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For New Listeners

This episode is quintessential Bad Friends: outrageous stories, fearless self-exposure, and a gleeful lack of filter. Expect swerves from sentimental to savage, serious to surreal (sometimes in the span of a single minute), unified by Bobby & Andrew’s bulletproof chemistry and comedic timing.

If you want laughs, absurdity, and surprisingly poignant moments, this episode’s one to catch.

Transcript

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You two are bad friends who are these two idiots white dude.

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And an asian dude you two are disgusting you two or something we're bad friends well look at who's back hello.

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Look who's back hello hello porgs you.

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Know it was really good to see you when i walked in the in the studio i fell in love did you really no i hugged you twice.

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I hugged you twice but with some extra touching with some scratchies i love.

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Doing scratches with you yeah yeah some poor nipple scratches are good a couple.

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Of tickles for the boy yeah you're back from espana had some family time how are you feeling okay yeah yeah happy to be back are you happy to be back for real especially because.

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I saw you guys tried to replace.

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Me we didn't try we we did.

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We'Re very we absolutely did that guy was fantastic we found a wonder kid.

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You know he's the best the big.

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C dynamic the big c dude are you threatened i a little bit wow.

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Well did you you didn't edit that episode did you no but george did and you watched it did you watch it i did you did i know he watched it like a sick little weirdo just yeah he's not as good as me there is no way he is as good as me and he was wasn't he was yeah yeah we we we we flew him across the country just to temporarily replace you but nobody nobody bad friends no one can replace fancy beasts we're happy he's back he's back.

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Also the big seed doesn't really know what food is i don't think he eats yeah yeah i mean everything we brought him to john and vinny's right yeah and everything was like i don't like it yeah yeah well.

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The first thing you brought out was was like a burrata or something and he had no idea what that what it was seen burrata before in his.

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Entire life he thought it was a.

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Dead ghost yeah an old ghost yeah and we had oh he hated the gem salad salad didn't i by the way it's just lettuce it's a caesar.

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Salad he hated it with a little spice in it so good yeah he didn't like that and then what he did like was the anchovy pizza which is strange he loved it no there was no cheese on it just red sauce and an anchovy stripped across it and he liked that he was like.

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That that one is pretty cool.

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I.

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Was like the fish pizza is good you don't like any of the other pizza he didn't like the p he didn't like the the he didn't like the he didn't like the bronx bomber.

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The meat he's never had real pasta i think no he's never had i think it's a little too chewy for.

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Him or something he did he went.

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Like this yeah yeah like like a.

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Horse like trying to get rid of.

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Something and then and then the embrace afterwards were where it was as if we were never going to see him.

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Again well we're probably not.

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Yeah no.

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You know we do we i will say this yeah we do really i don't want to give anything away to the fans we are we do love the big c we like the big c we will see him again i.

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Hope so we love him yeah he is unique he's a we got to get him some you know what some action i think well i mean he he's thirty what one thirty two and then he hasn't had since dominican republican had in high school thirteen years which i don't even believe do you believe that story or no i don't think.

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He'S really had sex come on come.

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On what of course that's not real he's never had sex he went into.

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Vivid detail about how it happened yeah cuz he's been how she ran away how she ran away afterwards and ran into the forest she was able to.

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Cut the ropes escape into the woods and i was chasing her come back.

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Here little girl it was a wild.

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Story he had an elaborate story because he because he's been broached with this subject many times people have said you know he's been around another guy that's like hey you know you working on anybody right now you got anybody on your roster no no not really i had sex once in dominican i think.

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It'S like it's not like you know.

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What yeah let's not make fun of.

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That i'm not we're not making fun.

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Of it let's go backwards i'm proud of him because he's saving himself for real love that's what he said at dinner he said he wants he wants to meet real love i think that's.

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What they all say.

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Well dude they.

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All say that right it's either we.

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Take him to john and viddy's or.

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Oh that's true that's true you are screwed me yeah it did have feel that like we should be extra nice to him i don't wanna because we don't know we don't know i don't.

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Want to read about a westfield mall in jersey getting lit up oh my.

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God that would be that would be the end of our podcast he's wearing.

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A bad friends merch shirt no tmz did you see the mug shots of the guys that ro the lou no this is unreal look at how hot these guys are are you i'll be the judge is this a movie that's chase crawford on the left no but they're saying he looks that's him on.

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The right that guy wow look at.

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His on me hot welcome to hollywood yeah they're going to cast this guy as soon there you know what someone someone is going to bust him out of jail and put him in a movie yeah remember the model remember like the hot model that was he's on.

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Like tubi on like stuff we should.

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Make a movie i got it we bust him out mangioni right yeah you mean with the two brothers with the boss that was the young brother from the boston marathon what's his name we'll.

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Leave that guy in there why he's.

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Cute though i know bring him is.

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He yeah jeremy meeks he's already an actor now he's famous right he got like he got like famous okay but go back to the mug shot of the guy that robbed the louvre i can't i'm i mean honestly though look at that guy's face yeah that guy's.

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A thief yeah look at the neck proportions how easy would it be for.

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This guy to get an older woman who's rich to give him money brother right you don't need to rob yeah you don't this what does it say this is one of the two right that's one of the two what's he where's the other guy is the other guy they keep showing him so obviously the other guy is not no he's he's sexy too yeah is that big c i went to paris to rob your loop i stole mona lisa why.

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Is that happening hot guys doing this.

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Why are hot guys robbing yeah when.

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You look at kyle rittenhouse hollywood's dead you're like you get it right yeah you look at rittenhouse you're like yeah but when hotties are doing it what's.

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Going on with our world it's diversity you know it's killing that stuff this.

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Is dei right dei is like enough uggos we need to start getting hot guys to rob right this is the this is the fucking this is the lib contingency at it again oh my.

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God they're hot so are they in.

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Trouble a little bit yeah they used a crane to like but didn't kill.

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Anybody they didn't do it no they.

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Didn'T do it oh yeah that crane company is from from germany yeah their ads is like you know in and out faster whatever like they're selling through.

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The roof well you might as well market use the marketing these guys stole a crane and then they hoisted the ladder up to the window dude it was in it's in broad daylight i mean it was like in the middle you can see it it's not like it was like hidden and sneaky they just put the crane up to the window walked in and came out and.

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So they they got the merch the merch yeah well i mean not merch but they got at the lou what they got paintings and stuff what is it no just jewels jewels they got.

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Jewels our rudy jewels they stole and.

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Then they she was in there then they got out and they escaped and they escaped and then the they they.

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Caught him but some rat on the run somebody ratted him out oh the.

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Rat who's the rat google the rat.

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Google the rat yeah wait wait wait go back i'm sorry i want to see that real fast it says the heist is valued at eighty eight million euros that's one hundred two million american wow eight pieces of historic french jewelry the french who cares yeah no we love the french we love the france.

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He came this close to getting away.

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I know it's amazing i would they should have let him go i would.

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Start small if i wanted to rob.

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What would you rob well i would.

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Start like back like my high school days like kit kats and you know.

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What i mean oh yeah yeah and.

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Then you you would still like okay i got away with that and the next thing you would rob is like shoes from payless shoes or something yeah right like i got loafers by the.

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Way that's why they went out of business oh yeah everyone stole from that.

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Place oh the next one is you know if you go to like san francisco you went to the cvs or everything is locked up now you think.

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I went into a cvs in san francisco i went from my hotel to the club to the hotel to the.

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Club oh i went to a cvs.

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I did not walk outside we were.

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Both in san francisco and yeah the cvs you know how in la half the things are locked up at fucking san francisco cvs right all toothpicks locked.

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Up well those are weapons yeah yeah that's how they broke into the loo.

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Yeah i mean everything yeah but but.

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I will say the city ben gay.

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Locked up i buy a lot of ben gay i'll tell you this it's.

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Funny that locked up up there what.

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Chips yeah it's crazy and then there's so many of those buttons who loves chips i wonder all of us yeah.

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All of all love chips yeah and.

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Then there's one person some poor filipino lady where you have to she just happened to be but you know you're pressing the button but you have to imagine there's forty buttons being pressed throughout.

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The.

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She'S the key master she's got fifty zero zero zero keys around her neck just running through the like yeah what about this why don't you just get one guy per aisle yeah you know i mean like hey dude i'm the you know i mean deodorant guy.

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I'M the cereal boy yeah you'll be.

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Cereal i'll be doing and i have all the deodorant keys right mcconnell i don't know what you would do okay.

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What'S going on are you stunned what's going on i thought he was gonna tell me what i was gonna do no he's he doesn't i was giving.

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You the option i'm the cvs manager i go what do you want what do you want to do like what aisle do you want i do the condoms oh okay give them the condoms.

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Why because you don't use them yeah it'd be fun to monitor that one versus the other ones keep an eye speaking of mccone in love i was introduced to a new friend of his recently.

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It ended later that evening never mind wait you found love and then.

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You ended it well i met up we went to the dodger game and we afterwards i said hey we're gonna walk down the hill because you can't get a uber i was like we're gonna walk over the hill and probably go to shortstop or grab a beer just hang out and then so we went to little joy and i said come meet us and this guy this is how nervous he was in front of this girl i haven't seen him like this in a long time i was pretty hammered and i was just giving him cash just handing him cash like get her a drink get her go get her food and he was nervous i could tell because when he showed up late i go where did you go he was late he goes i thought you said little boy i'm like there is no little boy there's no little boy bar dude there's little joy and it's literally across from your.

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House wow you know what i did what'd you do on the flight to san francisco there was a attendant a flight attendant she was beautiful so i wrote her a letter oh my god.

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Oh yeah restraining order now no more.

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Delta flight the guy next to me fancy is back yeah i was sitting next to the a businessman excuse me sir do you have a pen he's like yes young man i have a pen gives me the pen so i take the you know the throw up.

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Bag barf bag the barf barf bag.

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Love note right and i wrote this like you're so pretty and you know here's my number this and that my instagram everything right yeah nothing what did.

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You check your requests and all that.

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Stuff i checked it i've been checking.

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It for days but did you get her name was her name on her name tag no no so that would have been a that would have been.

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I i looked at the phone you know when you do dm's you're not a single guy but i know i i you know i go through it.

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You know i mean you siphon through.

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I siphon through all the the profile.

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Pitch pictures yeah nothing yeah and you.

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Know and you take a risk like that but it was she was so pretty andrew that i had to take.

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A risk that's really she must have been this much she must have been.

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A smoke show she was a smoke.

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Show what airline are we talking alaska oh no was she alaskan no she.

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Was just a white girl she was so attractive and i thought you know me you know she smiled at me and this and that so you know.

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Listen up alaska airlines wait wait wait.

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You didn't talk to her you just wrote her a letter that's like high school stuff like wow and i put.

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Check mark like check boxes like if you like me yes or no that doesn't work self sabotage yeah and and that thing with the hand thing yeah.

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Yeah she well alaska airlines is easily huntable anybody out there that works for alaska there's a flight out of burbank that goes to sfo she didn't find me attractive sure she did you're very.

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Attractive no there's lots of rich famous guys in first class and bobby's just one of them so she has a.

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Pick oh that could be it she's getting a lot of barf yeah exactly she got a stack of barf back.

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At the end yeah i mean you you i mean right would you take a risk like that or no no.

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Because i feel like you'd be called like lame or something in a group.

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Text after also what you're departing the plane there's no time to talk they're.

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At work it's not time to talk.

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To girls so you can you can.

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Never see her again no you got.

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To you think people don't you think that never happens i don't want to be a part of that that's you're.

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Not interested no i don't want like to be made fun of in public or someone like film me like look at this guy asking this girl out.

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I'M afraid you don't want to end up on a tiktok yeah that's scary okay so i'm a flight attendant exactly get ready with me while i talk about a creep my gr and then they do a breakdown of it yeah i know that i've seen i've watched i've literally there's flight attendants who do tick tocks and i i see them.

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Sometimes and they talk my barf now oh yeah oh my god that'd be.

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So embarrassing but you didn't say anything you all you said was i i find you well what did you say.

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I drew a a very detailed you know i mean swastika no of my penis but no no so here because fifteen years ago i was i don't know what airport i was in but i was sitting there and this lovely lady sat next to me and i think this is before i met kalila and we had a conversation and she was very pretty yeah and very nice and i never got her information i always felt i think about that and sometimes you know you'll run through the airport you'll just see some of you guys you'll lock eyes with a girl smile and you're like oh that's a missed opportunity and so from now on i don't want to miss those opportunities if i if i feel like that's.

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Cool take them shoot that andreas what.

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Shoot that shot what you're smiling i.

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Don'T like it well i'm just saying without your glasses that you don't have right like you don't see that well like two feet apart so i don't know if those smiles that you see are directed at you you know or you're imagining them.

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You do have tremendously dog vision you think everyone's smiling at you everywhere bobby dude that made me.

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So angry it's so it makes me so angry i don't know what it is i mean welcome back but i don't know dude you know why don't.

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That was a good one why don't you look up missed connections because i guarantee you there's there's a missed connections website you know this is that craigslist that does it yeah starbucks in santa monica let's zoom in i am the asian female that was hesitant but talked briefly of her coffee about a month ago if around and still interested love to have coffee again this is like wildly sad it's it's beautiful but sad.

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As this is what i'm talking about this is why you have to seize the moment you know i mean and maybe i am blind and i can't see the smiles okay but it doesn't matter because maybe one of them are.

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A smile you know looking for sarah from pasadena i think we should respond to some of these yeah we should just be sarah well you look you got to shoot your shot yeah you're single and free you got to keep shooting your shot until you find love and it's out there yeah could it be on alaska airlines maybe this guy needs to apologize asking the italian girl of my dreams for an opportunity to apologize in lancaster my only sin was to love you too much i miss how it used to be you never you're never alone i'll always be there if you need me i still love.

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You oh my god these are so.

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Heartbreaking well it's even sadder it's that it's on craigslist i don't even do people use craigslist heavily now i don't think anybody uses that anymore facebook marketplace took it over that's exactly there's a.

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Lot of love loss and misconnections in this world right now well how do.

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We how do we mend that how do we mend it i don't know i'll tell you where there's a lot of love san francisco holy man those gays go bananas they have they have the most fun i got hit on.

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A bunch i got hit on not one time while i was there by a k and i was out you.

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Got no guys i get no gay love no i sit up at the bar to have dinner and i'm oh.

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Yeah i didn't go to any bars.

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No at dinner i had dinner at the restaurant but i mean the hotel.

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Bar there's another thing that happened i have a couple things that happened but another thing that happened was i i get a text from some random number saying hey can you speak at my meeting that's cool right so i go i didn't ignored it and then you know i mean he was kind of you know persistent so i said okay i'll do it you know and so i show up and so there's this one guy in in the program he's a the biggest rock star right and he's a guy that i've met for the last twenty years he has no idea who i am it's almost you know how you meet somebody and it you have they act as if they've never met you before you've met him.

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A bunch of yeah i mean i've.

[C]

Always i've been introduced to him but it just i mean he's an older rock legend okay so now i'm speaking at this meeting and he's sitting there with his wife in the second row he's never seen me talk really and i have a thirty minutes i'm the main speaker right and so i'm like all right i'm gonna you know you're.

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Doing some time well but you know.

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I was like i got i gotta hit this yeah you know what's your what's your opener my opener it's so cheesy i can't please i don't want to do it because here's the thing is that i have to for the fans i will so what you're doing is it's not just you can't go up there because there's this other comic that spoke once and he did his act literally you know he did his stand up and he lost the room half the people walked out and people you know a lot of people know i'm a comedian so it's like you can't go in like and try to be funny right so you start with real so yeah so i start i said i just first thing is i say you know i have to say that aa is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me true you know and when i was seventeen years old i luckily got you know a spiritual aching or a psychic change you know and and then move on from there you know me about helping others and this and that right and but then i go into i know my my my you know pitch is i can get funny you can talk about my parents and stuff right right so i do start doing acts you know what i mean you know what i mean did you just do yeah i mean and i'm doing it and i'm doing pretty good yeah it's like three hundred fifty people there three hundred people that's a big it's a big aa meeting i look over and the guy's oh he's he's dead he looked like he was dead yeah yeah and i'm like.

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Ah he didn't hear a word you.

[C]

Said yeah but anyway yeah he but you know i my fantasy would be you know i mean you know come over to my house you know i mean come over yeah to the house yeah and then you know and then it's like you know here's an original sign you know whatever i don't know and you got it thank you thank you you know you'll get i think you keep you know i want to have that moment of like you know like you and taylor swift you know like he say something funny and i'm like very funny i want that photo everybody wants that photo right of just you and obama or somebody well you.

[B]

Had a redemption with another rock legend the other night at the comedy store.

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Oh that's right i had another redemption who i think i could say it.

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Kis kis you redeemed yourself with anthony yeah like now he's you're back in his good graces did you speak to him for a while yeah oh yeah and it was magical give you a second copy of something no but i.

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I almost went like this almost but.

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You think that's you think that's good.

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Domino'S hey man you know what dude what baby i love two things in life let me guess specialty things and pizzas right i knew it what did.

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Domino'S do do they do specialty pizza they do both are you serious a.

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Combo dude and just get check it out dude what look at this red box here delicious you eat you know what it is what extravaganza it's an extravaganza i already took a bite here i already had a piece but i'm going to have another bite of this extravaganza this extravaganza a super loaded deluxe pizza with pepperoni ham italian sausage beef fresh onions fresh green peppers fresh mushrooms black olives all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese made with one hundred percent real mozzarella i'm drooling a.

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Bite right now i'm drooling i got a couple of really good pizzas on my table right now and this one especially this is is that what i think it is that is the spicy chicken and bacon ranch ladies and gents this thing is phenomenal i love how the especially because i like a little spice and a kick and they drizzle with a little buffalo sauce of course it's made with one hundred percent real mozzarella and in here they got that grilled chicken breast smoked bacon and jalapenos probably one of my favorite combinations of food layered on delicious crispy crust ooh.

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Dominoes you know they have other ones you know wisconsin oh oh my god.

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They have the wisconsin come on with the wisconsin one they got the six cheese the wisconsin six cheese and also your favorite city memphis memphis barbecue chicken.

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Whoa and hey wakalakaliki maki we got honolulu hawaiian honolulu hawaiian is up there.

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As well pacific veggie dude they got so many different kinds of dominoes now between the spinach and feta the extravaganza the meza they also got yo philly cheesesteak dude yeah yeah yo use over there go get a philly hoagie cheesesteak they got the philly cheesesteak pizza delicious so yeah if you're at home and you're hungry get yourself some dominoes dupe.

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Like talk space i'm not i'm a goner yeah yeah yeah i think it's.

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Have a new movie coming out all all i get the tik tok is all his movie what movie the magic movie every other ad is the magic movie that you're in the movie yeah you are in the magic movie i'm in one scene you're in the movie.

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And then you disappear.

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It'S good yeah.

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Yeah yeah yeah i'm in one's it.

[C]

Doesn'T matter you're in the movie well and whenever i see that i go my boys in this i'm so proud of them shut up i mean really i'm real that's good elite stuff you know how little movies are being made right and for somebody in our ecosystem a stand up you know i mean an actor that gets into anything is a big deal let's have a come on man thanks man step into your glory dude what happens in it what.

[B]

Do you think in the movie now you see me yeah and now you don't i pop in and i pop.

[C]

Right are you a patron what is it i mean you can send an nda you can talk about your role.

[B]

Well i'm in the crowd and i'm yelling at i'm yelling at them on stage they're all on stage eisenberg woody woody and morgan fisher no morgan's not there yeah yeah and isla fish i love fisher yeah woody was well talk.

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To me about can i have woody.

[B]

With the coolest thing was meeting woody i was fascinated i'm just i wanted to meet him so did you know.

[C]

Who you were no no no no.

[B]

No no but he but but the director introduced me he's like oh he's a comedian what he's like i love comedians and he's like he does a podcast and he's like i have a podcast i was like yeah and then he was like did you say that.

[C]

Your podcast does better numbers or than his yeah i mean does it i.

[B]

Checked on youtube does it no i i didn't look it up i actually have no idea i don't does he do does he have a potter is he just starting it but he was just talking about the world he's fascinating oh yeah him and him and him and ten dancing yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't know rad dude very nice guy i'm i'm more broken up right now because my boy got his title stripped away my good friend prince andrew.

[C]

They good one they took it away man good one let's go back to the movie now that was a really good deflection no but i see what you're trying to do you want to.

[B]

Go this way i have nothing to i no i have nothing to say about the movie it was fun i mean i'm in one quick scene it was awesome i mean it was a budapest we talked about we talked about going to budapest it was great i'm gonna see it i'm gonna i hope it's good yeah i don't know i know nothing this is one of those things where you touch it and you leave i don't i have no idea i get in there and then they're like thank you goodbye although budapest film crew probably the best film crew i've ever worked with in my no i'm.

[C]

Not kidding no i know i did.

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It shocking they're amazing they're so good they're so great they're on top of everything and you're like oh i don't.

[C]

Need that hot too some of them.

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Yeah somebody even some of the girls too but it was they were really no it was a great time but yes i'm going to go see the.

[C]

Beautiful architecture people go see it some.

[B]

Of it half the city is the other half is in ruins it's in ruins yeah but i'm more concerned about all these japanese bears getting loose i was thinking about you the other day.

[C]

I wanted to call you yeah i've.

[B]

Been seeing that lately they're overtaking japan yeah brack bear everywhere that's the headline.

[C]

I wonder why because they're not having.

[B]

As many children now i think they're overpopulating because they're not being controlled there's no hunters so they're they're i think they're inviting hunters to come help why kill them because they're killing people i.

[C]

Know but just can you gather them up and then put them in an area offensed an area where this is black country black bear country.

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Germany germany.

[C]

This is baltimore.

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Frodian asleep yeah well.

[C]

I'M just saying like create a town you know what i mean or a.

[B]

Town for black the black bears go there yeah and you stay there yeah.

[C]

Don'T drink out of the white bear fountain right.

[B]

According to the japan times twelve people have been killed more than one hundred others are injured nationwide just this year alone wow it's pretty crazy.

[C]

Yeah whoa that black black bears are gnarly look at that and they're getting.

[B]

More aggressive yeah like i apparently they're they're showing up and like trying to get into people's houses it's rad japan's hunter population has been shrinking people don't hunt sixty of licensed hunters now are over sixty so there's no kids are.

[C]

Doing it yeah i would just gather them up and bring them somewhere like there's there's other islands around right you put them on boats yeah put them on boats and bring them not okinawa that's a pretty populated yeah put them on boats like we can call it amistad whatever you want to do however you want to do it no put.

[B]

Them down to yeah okinawa is they already did that once okinawa you know.

[C]

What i mean yeah but there's there's probably other islands around japan where they can you know i mean put the.

[B]

Bears in cage them okay so you.

[C]

Think i don't killing animals is not.

[B]

My thing yeah but if they're killing people you got to protect you got to protect your population.

[C]

Oh yeah we have guns so i guess we have.

[B]

Guns i mean they do have guns in japan but not like this yeah.

[C]

Wow they're pretty big and they're mauling.

[B]

People huh and they don't look japanese at all yeah i thought they'd look a little bit more japanese well why.

[C]

They why can't they just you know get their guy to do it who's.

[B]

That who's their prime minister or whatever.

[C]

No huh release godzilla dude godzilla would that thing up no we call on.

[B]

You to help us godzera yeah yeah.

[C]

Or mothra i mean you know mothra can.

[B]

How many bears stuttering problem ai how many bears can how many bears versus godzilla how many bears would it take for godzilla yeah i wonder what the i wonder what the scale would be no number of normal sized bears can take out godzilla see you're right.

[C]

Yeah he could wipe out probably a.

[B]

Million of them well let's get let's let's reenact let's get him out here.

[C]

Or mothra would be easier because he mothra can fly and just pluck them.

[B]

From the ground pick them out of the sky and throw them throw them.

[C]

In the ocean and throw them in the ocean yeah that's actually something you.

[B]

Know well get on it japan what do you guys wait for don't you.

[C]

Know cage those mothra they got to.

[B]

Be released little tiny japanese we saw mothra he's been he's been out i think he had an injury like an mcl tear or something he's been out he's on injured reserve yeah or bring.

[C]

Yamamoto and otani and the baseball bats.

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And go over there congratulations to the.

[C]

Dodgers oh yeah the dodgers and cr.

[B]

Wearing your dodgers hat today go you.

[C]

My it's harp breaking to see blue jays fans though i just feel so bad for them nope why u s.

[B]

A u s a usa usa don't with us canada i know but you.

[C]

Know they were leading for most of the game yeah they're in home turf they blew it and they you could just see them just like just not being able to get it over the.

[B]

Line i actually loved it dude they i loved it dude it was great yeah yeah i i was it was kind of wild to watch especially because i was in san francisco when they won and sf hates the dodgers they.

[C]

Were so mad so tuesday this guy came up to me he goes hey i'm friends with theo i go okay and he goes i'm the new manager of the giants the team manager yeah i just got hired this is my first year i'm starting work next week or something but i wanted to starting.

[B]

Work next week i don't know what it was how they talk yeah that's.

[C]

But that is give me the name tony tony vitello came to my show tuesday seriously yeah with this girl wow yeah super nice i mean i didn't do that well but yeah tony vitello game really nice guy that's rad yeah i mean still taylor swift but you.

[E]

Know that's the manager of a bad.

[B]

Sports team not bad are they bad no they're okay they're fine is he.

[C]

It'S new i mean i told him i go you have a shot right you can he's a manager you can rearrange yeah they don't have control it's.

[B]

Baseball'S money the dodgers have all the money soccer is the same way isn't soccer the exact same way i don't know there's no cap on soccer right yeah you guys have a salary cap no so it's the same thing so why are the best teams the best consistently they have the most money yeah if there's no salary cap that's why people hate the dodgers the dodgers spent.

[C]

The most but twelve years ago leicester city won the premier league right yeah and they were the worst team they have no money right yeah they had no they came from the championship straight to the premier league no star they had jamie vardy which is the one.

[B]

Guy i've seen i've seen that name.

[C]

I know that yeah and they won the premier league that doesn't happen in.

[E]

America because of the refs et cetera.

[C]

And we have you have teams like manchester city and chelsea roman and bravovich owns chelsea he's like an oil baron from russia i mean they have all the money in the world and lester still won my point being is is that you can still be a thrifty manager and look at stats and go you know i mean this kid i know he's in a he isn't a household name or you know i mean but i think he's perfect you know.

[B]

What i mean i no i know what you're saying i think that may happen in soccer in baseball unfortunately now the the the that day there's a guy billy bean for the oakland a's and he kind of revolutionized you never see moneyball no with jonah hill and brad pitt you didn't see that movie it was hard it's great but it was about the story of this what you're saying he kind of like an iconic manager who literally kind of revolutionized the way you could pick players and get them young and do but it's it's a big money game now it's all it's all money game like that's why people that's why those guys really hate the dodgers yeah they got the most money and i get it it was like for years as a kid the yankees for me it was always the yankees i was always like the yankees are unstoppable oh my god three hundred fifty million dollars but this summer.

[C]

What arsenal did was if i if i can talk soccer for a second.

[B]

I'D love it and wait let me ask you a real question so leicester city is that what you said yeah so some of the players are they from the area as well so they have pride local so so this is the thing that we don't do anymore either right yeah so most of these kids are from elsewhere and you just play with the team that you play with the cool thing about soccer that i love is that you see these local guys play for their squad their city there's like pride we also have.

[C]

A youth program and bacayo soccer ethan wanyeri some of these players are louis skelly they're all lewis skelly's eighteen and he's in the main team he plays with the main team and arsenal wanieri is eighteen nineteen plays and they're all from helend they're all from the academy and our big star bokayo saka is from the academy as well so it's like they've been there as kids right.

[B]

That'S how they raise them pride there's there's semblance of pride we don't have that that's i'm i'm jealous of that you used to have a player when i was a k kid like you know jordan was chicago to us he stayed in chicago right like some of there used to be kind of a vibe like you you stayed there as long as you could now these guys don't give a they're gonna go wherever they're gonna go whoever's got the best check and that's how it goes that's sad well that's just this that's but the business did that these guys don't really have as it's almost like you're put in a position when the dodgers called shohei and they gave him seven hundred million dollars yeah how else is he gonna pay for those gambling let.

[C]

Me ask you a question so this summer arsenal fc said liverpool right spent so much money they got this guy isac and all these guys and they spent one hundred fifty million dollars per player isaac cost isaac cost one hundred over one hundred million pounds jesus christ but what arteta did was he bought people from leagues that people were like teams that were like people were like this summer like thirty million for that guy who is this guy like he we bought a defender named mascara no one had really heard of him but he knew and but he knows that he would fit right into the team and so now arsenal has a backup for every position that's just as good whereas liverpool spent two or three millions of dollars on two three four players they don't have the backup you know i mean and it's it's about stats and about like you mean what's going to work in our system you know.

[B]

Right yeah yeah no i think it's fat i think it's fascinating but but.

[C]

I don't know much about baseball so you're saying that baseball there's no so the dodgers doesn't have like a youth.

[B]

Program well they have a farm they have a farm system right we have a farm you have a farm league like you have aaa bait you have a you do have a system but these guys are quick to get rid of them and trade them and especially if they can't afford them you know.

[C]

That i mean you don't have scouts.

[B]

They do they do they do for two kids oh yeah they like twelve year olds oh yeah they scout they scout middle school and high school then.

[C]

You bring them to the dodgers youth academy do they have that well they.

[B]

Have yeah they do have training facilities.

[C]

And then you guys live here but.

[B]

Most of the time we go to.

[C]

School here yeah it's more a non.

[E]

American thing like the nba just started that in india not long ago yeah in india yeah because they're looking for the next seven footer or to play.

[B]

Basketball man i won't do who why.

[C]

Would you let me play yeah yeah.

[B]

Listen ranjit you're five foot seven i can be a standard yeah why can't i be a starting center it is funny that we all we do the nba the nba has so much money overseas because like guys like steph curry he's probably bigger in china than he is i mean he's huge he's the global superstar but like overseas there's so much money in the nba overseas because asian kids love the nba we can't sell the nfl to almost anybody but the nba you can sell to everybody everybody love i mean it's those guys go to china they do like a like steph and those guys they'll go do like a a summer camp in china and make like thirty million dollars for like a weekend at camp just because he's you know they're they're they're massive overseas i mean big here but.

[C]

Still can i ask you another question.

[B]

About sports lebron james did i ever tell you that story when i was.

[C]

On a boat and you met him.

[B]

No no i was a boat in europe and the guy's like you know lebron james i was like yeah he goes he will stay there when he come here that place he will stay i was like is he there now he goes nah but we will watch i guess he stays at the same like mansion they're like lebron james this is lebron chains wow wow wow what'd you ask me about basketball no i.

[C]

Want to talk about because now you know i'm really kind of getting into baseball a little bit this year love yeah i had no idea why it would be exciting but now you know watching the world series and the playoffs and stuff i i i'm i get it it's a nerd game but i don't get football i don't expect american football yeah and i i want you to convince me that it's good why.

[B]

Is it good well you know baseball is my number one so i can't that's how i i agree with you but baseball is like soccer in the fact that like these are all this is all chess moves yeah soccer's coordinated chess moves baseball is calculated statistical moves yeah trying to advance players in different positions to the likelihood of scoring of positioning football is that too it's awesome but you like it because you like you like these little technical moves and i think that's what you like football is more like pure raw athletic strength and talent and ability going at each other at full speed as hard as you can there are of course there's strategy to it it's hard i don't know selling you on football's tough you don't like you don't like violent sports.

[C]

At all i do ufc i was a big fan of but you know what show that i've been watching on netflix everyone i command everyone in this room to watch it there's a show called physical one hundred bring it up but it's asia right oh i'm out so it's basically so it was a korean yeah so that's the philippine team that's manny pacquiao yes so like it's australia indonesia korea japan turkey right look.

[B]

At the tits on that guy yeah.

[C]

Turkey thailand and they're all competing right.

[B]

Are the thailand a bunch of lady.

[C]

Boys no but no but i think indonesia or thailand does have a lady boy on it they should cool but it's but the philippines why because man.

[B]

He'S so small he's so tiny you know i mean what is the what is the competition what do they do.

[C]

Well there's only four episodes right now but it's basically the first one was they have these four platforms circular platforms right and there's i think eight countries right okay and each so they they basically there's a gigantic circle and in the middle of this dirt mountain is gigantic circle see if you can see.

[B]

These he's bringing up right now yeah trailer this is the trailer for it.

[C]

Yeah yeah but it's not it's not showing because they're going to show the whole thing sure oh yeah so you can see the circular thing right there right right okay so you have eight countries and then you have to dominate a circle wow so the most people on the circle right right if you.

[B]

Have like it's it's king of the.

[C]

Hill king of the hill but it's like how many there's one two three i think there's five this is rad right but it's like when you're watching the first round you can see manny paco just flying through the screen yeah.

[B]

It'S pretty brutal can they punch you.

[C]

Can'T punch but it gets pretty scrappy.

[B]

Dude it's a really you can hold.

[C]

Down it's a fun show to watch.

[B]

Yeah yeah i mean i'm already in.

[C]

But like taste but there are some countries i mean that would just like us we would just well yeah that's.

[B]

Why they don't want us a part of this we'd we'd get the most lunatic yeah out of our mind guys ex military like just ready to kill.

[C]

At will but every team has famous people on it like you know so the australian team has robert whitaker he's one of the best ufc fighter you know whitaker and then that's mongolia they're badass let them get and look at genghis khan we call him genghis khan in the middle look at they have genghis in there dude look at him but it's a really fun shot physical one hundred yeah physical one hundred asia ridge what do you got are you from the future what i am a.

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I don't know dude to get you into football honestly though we'd have to embed you with the team and your team left your city and came here which is you're here now the chargers well maybe you could be a chargers fan for tottenham for oh something came out yeah oh that's a that's a tonsil stone yeah no don't put it.

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In the art yeah i like to i like to there's a lot of things fermented a zempic burp that was.

[B]

A tonsil stone yeah do you get those all the time it's not a.

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Tonsil stone dude it's soft look okay.

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All right.

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It looks like it it.

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Does look exactly like a tonsil small hard deposit okay that's what i thought it was what tonsil stones it's just debris that got stuck in the in those little like those little hangy things in the back okay did it smell smell your finger does it smell yeah.

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It smells like what i ate crab.

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It was crab it's a crab oh it's a piece of a crab yeah.

[C]

Yeah welcome back fancy no big deal no big deal yeah yeah i i went there i went to the crab place last night and it me oh.

[B]

Bro what do you mean the bowling.

[C]

Crab it's too much sodium i can't do it it's too much i just.

[B]

Don'T like mass amounts of seafood yeah.

[C]

And then you got to get the potatoes and the carrots with it but it's like and then if you go medium like who when did fire become a flavor an element should not be i i don't ever want to eat a sandwich go this is earthy right.

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Have you tried our new wind burger.

[C]

Yeah or wind burger yeah yeah yeah delicious when did fire who likes it you get fire you know i mean.

[B]

I agree i hate the taste like when they do it's a smoky thing like i don't want smoke smoke tastes like you burnt it yeah i don't want smoky anything yeah they do that a lot with drinks now too they smoke on top of a cocktail i don't want the smoke yeah or you.

[C]

Go to an oma casa place right they take they slice tuna or whatever toro they put it you're right on a wooden plate but then they put a thing over it yeah and they stick smoke smoke it like cedar wood i don't like that yeah and i'm.

[B]

Like i don't i totally agree i hate that flavor i don't i don't know why they do that somebody it's it's a culinary thing it's got to be like a cool fancy culinary thing and then that's that makes that in the community that makes it good or.

[C]

Don'T put you know i mean caviar on top of salmon you're not the mom and the kids well we i don't eat the mom and the kids.

[B]

Never had chicken and eggs i refuse.

[C]

It'S not the combination i can't do no i'll do it chicken and eggs i'll have it's mom and baby yeah.

[B]

The family's all together we'll get grandpa.

[C]

In there then might as well yeah.

[B]

Like i'll take i'll take a ground patty of of like meat with you know a a full grown cow and then it's mixed with like a baby calf you know why not what's it called again what's wrong veal veal is.

[C]

Delicious i can't do baby anything so.

[B]

You don't you want them full grown before you eat them well i'll be.

[C]

Honest with you there's been a lot of guilt now as of late of eating meat why my tick tock algorithms.

[B]

Oh lib talk he's on we lost.

[C]

Him to live talk yeah yeah and you know people just raising cows and the cows cuddling with their owners right.

[B]

You'Ve never seen that no i mean i've seen i bet yeah they kiss.

[C]

On the lips i love it well.

[B]

Then you need to move to india no like this they worship the cow.

[C]

Like this this is like look at.

[B]

That look at that see how many smash burgers could you make out of.

[C]

A lot a lot yeah we can make a lot out of that but i've done look at that yeah yeah those are free range happy cows yeah yeah you don't feel guilt no they're sentient being like the other day i went to your house saw your dog yeah right yeah they have the same.

[B]

Human connection there's not enough meat on her though i know she's tiny that's why i have a tiny dog brad.

[C]

Williams would.

[B]

I know what you're saying i get it dude i have this i i've had this moral dilemma before in my mind but also i really love red meat i like it so.

[C]

I do too but it's like you know what i can't wait until let's like grow it well they're working they're.

[B]

Doing that now what do you mean.

[C]

We have that yeah but get to a point where it's like tasting good.

[B]

Yeah yeah get to it doesn't taste.

[C]

Like yeah like accessible yeah but it's.

[B]

All we're all in beta with all this stuff like robot they're pushing out.

[C]

You know this oh yeah that thing.

[B]

Yeah that thing looks like and then.

[C]

You have to have do you know.

[B]

What they need to do a guy to control it yes yeah it's insane.

[C]

Yeah why don't the guy why does.

[B]

The guy controlling just do it i know this is very dumb yeah look.

[C]

A guy has to control that and.

[B]

They want twenty k for this thing is that how much it is yeah the dumbest thing i've ever heard i.

[C]

Was thinking about getting one i know you know i love i knew you.

[D]

Have to wait for optimus yeah i'm.

[C]

Gonna wait until that improves though yeah you know what i mean bobby would.

[B]

You like me to clean up the cat poop today again yeah i don't want to keep asking neo i think it's the dumbest i watched the video of it you know what it did that blew my mind in that one promo video it does this it like wakes up he's like neo load the dishwasher and then it goes like this and it looks at its hands and that made me go because that's what i do if i'm like up on drugs i always looked at my hands yeah because you're like oh where am.

[C]

I who is this mine imagine sleeping and then that's wake up look at that what the i need you to.

[B]

Wake up also oh my god put.

[C]

A mouth on it yeah i mean you did the eyes what's how hard.

[B]

Is it just put them out let me get a little bit of morning head we are literally three years away from these things also being just sex dolls it's like the neo programmers are like look sir they're doing no chores all day yeah they've loaded not one.

[C]

Dishwasher we're we're ten years away from probably twenty of the households having something like that in the house how many.

[B]

People have a google device where you can talk to it and it can play music or how many have like alexa or whatever yeah you do you do yeah yeah three out of the five ten years ago you were like what are you talking not fifteen years ago but now in the future everything's going to be automated you're going to talk to the microwave you're going to be like get the food from the fridge talk to each other and then put it in there and heat it up yeah and by the way yeah gonna be rad fancy went home to spain to go see family you were gone for what what two and a half weeks yep exactly two and a half weeks yeah because i miss you every day i have it on my calendar fancy gone fancy gone fancy gone fancy gone and we did miss you like crazy i texted you a few times yeah i missed seeing you i.

[D]

Finally joined bobby's club what is that.

[C]

Oh yeah it's a tough one man yeah it's i still at times i just think about them you know it's it's so surreal that they're no longer.

[D]

With us yeah the worst thing was the bureaucracy of death you know bureaucracy.

[B]

Of death yes that's a great band yeah that really is it's a great.

[D]

Bureaucracy of death so much stuff there's.

[B]

So much that comes along with death oh yeah yeah and it's also a racket is what you're like the amount of money that happens when people die the amount of it's just it's it's a racket it's crazy birth wedding deaths the three best best businesses you can get into because it will never go away yeah if you want the most secure job in the world do births weddings and deaths you will never not have work forever and they can and they fudge people over they rip them.

[D]

Off yeah everything was like that like my dad wanted to be cremated like like yours and we have to still pick a coffin we why exactly that's what i asked well because that's how it is they not going to cremate it by itself so you have to buy and they show you you don't know the prices it's like how long is it gonna be there like just to go through the thin wow so.

[B]

So basically they're like you have to pay for the coffin for them to be in it while they while they burn it right god that's that's crazy.

[D]

But everything was like that insane yeah.

[C]

And do you have the ashes yeah i do you want to mix ashes with me.

[B]

It'S not a bad idea.

[C]

Yeah i still have a better let's mix it better just see what happens.

[B]

You get a spanish korean goat yeah.

[C]

What would happen though what would happen if you to their souls yeah they.

[B]

Probably they would just bump into each.

[C]

Other they don't even know each other they be freaky just merge in the.

[B]

Afterlife where would you love to spread your dad's ashes if you had some.

[D]

Place in italy you know a place he loves some my dad was an art history professor so something in that.

[C]

World that's cool like anything italian like over an olive garden can we do.

[B]

That you go back to johnny vinny's.

[C]

If you got yeah yeah yeah we.

[B]

Can sprinkle your dad over the gem.

[D]

Salad my budget is tight so yeah.

[C]

Maybe do you want to be burned.

[B]

Yeah okay yeah my grandfather who was like my literal hero i've talked about on the show he always he always was like lands land is for the living he would go past cemeteries he'd be like this is it's a way it's like you don't need to no one is immortal land is for the living get out of here let the next people have the land why do you why do you have to plot land and be like i mean i.

[D]

Grew up like having to go to the cemetery and like you know people like it's a little surreal like cleaning.

[B]

The oh yeah now did your some people have a stone they have a tombstone do your dad does he have.

[D]

One no no yeah my dad didn't.

[B]

Want any of that your dad's the fucking man i'm going to go old.

[C]

School barry barry yeah yeah right i mean in case just in case it's like what if mccone wants to visit.

[B]

Me no no we do but here's what you do you take the ashes you spread them in a place that means meaningful to you that you can visit often and then you see them all the time but your little tidbits.

[C]

And ashy bits are all over the fucking place what i'm saying is is that my body will be in a.

[B]

Place your body will be gone it'll be gone before you even before anyone it's gone it's you're not there anymore you'll rot through the coffin you'll you'll rot to the coffin the bugs and the things will get in there they eat you that it dissipates into almost nothing there's not there'll be nothing left kind of so depressing i think it'd be cool to be buried just no coffin and actually just decompose in the earth yeah that's well they do that dude they do those raps those they're called like eternal what are they called.

[E]

It'S tree ones i'm going to do.

[C]

A tree one yeah the famous actor.

[B]

Did it there was a famous actor that did that right that he or he said because he got cancer that he wanted to do it but it's like an eternal they wrap you in this biodegradable thing and you kind of go back into the earth and it's all that's rad that to me is.

[E]

Very cool cool yeah just burying a body is illegal yes wait a minute.

[B]

Seriously like a felony i mean you.

[E]

Can if you die you can't just bury mccone in your backyard i'll be.

[B]

Right back oh dude speaking of that this is crazy they just found in vegas did you see that two hundred plus bodies or something buried in vegas yeah yeah i know they finally found yeah wow they finally found what was a funeral home it was a funeral home that did it it now they're pinning it on a funeral home funeral home recovers three hundred plus piles of human remains outside las vegas what do.

[C]

You mean a funeral home took the bodies and buried it no they're what.

[B]

Do you mean there's a federal investigation zoom in who federal investigation into who dumped more than three hundred piles of human remains they think a funeral home.

[C]

Did it but why would they do.

[B]

That it's probably cheaper than paying for the because there's got to be some sort of i bet you it's expensive to remove human remains there's probably a fee and they were like this we'll just throw in the desert i'm guessing wow bureau of land management officially confirmed piles where human remains the department was actively investigating cremain so they were all cremated cremated bodies well then what's three hundred fifteen piles of dead bodies wow that's so many yeah there are rules.

[D]

To you know in in order to spread the ashes you know you want to do it in in the ocean you have to be i don't know how many kilometers in you cannot just do it right there are laws you.

[B]

Can scatter you're on your own property obviously public land the rules may vary by the location national parks you have to get a special use permit who do you think is buried in spreading in a national park got to be roosevelt right i mean wouldn't that make the most sense oceans and waterways but you can spread ashes sneakily a lot.

[C]

Of people do that yeah people do.

[B]

It all the time well people do you know people do a lot i've heard this that people go to like when they go to baseball games or soccer field soccer pitches or something that means a lot to them they carry a little bag and they they spread.

[C]

It out there oh cool that that i think you would fucking emirates yeah.

[B]

What is that someone's mom from bad friends live that what are you being.

[E]

Serious yes it's luke's mum this is.

[B]

Oh this from london no no it.

[E]

Was from i believe pittsburgh i can't.

[B]

Believe we still have that yeah we've.

[E]

Had it for two years here we.

[D]

Don'T know what to do with them.

[B]

This is meaningful well let's combine luke's mom your dad and your dad yeah.

[C]

This is what happened what if luke's.

[B]

Mom'S hot yeah your dwelt your dad's gonna be like yeah yeah very good.

[C]

Yeah yeah let's mix them dude i see bone do you have some do you just have some of your dad he's not here in la he's not gonna make he's not gonna do it why i just think we should i.

[B]

Mean i guess did koreans and spanish always get along i think we i.

[C]

Think my dad and your dad would.

[D]

Get along koreans are a little abusive.

[B]

So i don't know a little holy well look at that modern relations between south korea and spaniards are very good characterized by increasing cooperation and cultural exchange historically spanish missionaries who first encountered koreans described them as peaceful intelligent though a long period of limited interaction followed once they saw him once they were like they're very nice like you're gonna go back no chance both countries have since forged a modern strategic partnership based on shared values like democracy and have experienced similar histories of civil war and subsequent rapid economic growth it is that is pretty interesting i mean it is it is kind of wild to think about the spreading of the ashes and what does that do for the area that they're spread in like when you go back to the east coast and you're in some old creepy you're like it's got to be i think i think haunted it's only because they buried stuff beneath it like we're on native land it's because they buried on native land and when they're like yeah that area is haunted i'm always like well they're.

[C]

Under there.

[B]

You know i also saw the talk about country relations i saw this thing this morning on the way to the airport about finland in the finland open prison program these guys get to like come and go as they.

[C]

Please yeah they have cars it's unreal they have cars i was working out.

[B]

And then he went to he went.

[C]

To work he went to a cold plunge yeah yeah i saw that i saw that yeah yeah this guy this guy yeah hey i murdered somebody he.

[B]

Is in there for murder for murder one yeah and he's like joking on he goes to a garden he's like picking flat it's pretty it's wild yeah.

[D]

I mean the idea of in europe is that you know prison is a place to rehab rehabilitate yeah it's something that americans do not believe in no.

[C]

No but do you believe in it as a european i think so yes i think it's a i think some.

[D]

People yeah i mean obviously there's there might be some exceptions we probably have.

[B]

The world's most violent twisted criminals i would imagine the us is number one again at that i bet we have the most fucked up wild shit yeah.

[C]

What what crime let's say we're a government we are kind of a little we're a little government what crime is too much to do the rehab how about second degree murder second degree see.

[B]

Look up second degree no let's say.

[C]

I'M a presenter i'm going to present you a case yeah all right so i have a client here out welcome guys thanks what's my client's name alfred simmons and he came home from a trip early went to his house yeah and his wife was having sex with two of his workmates where do they.

[B]

Work costco oh seriously yeah i love corporate though so this man okay this man this man comes home from work yeah he finds his wife in bed with two of his costco co workers yeah yeah they're going at it what position are they in oh every position.

[C]

My friend wow so he's just sitting.

[B]

And watching he's for a little yeah.

[C]

Well his friend david is upside down i don't know how they got the ropes tied around his ankles upside down on just the ceiling but he's upside down he's licking her armpit please don't assume sir sorry okay and the other one a little dwarf man little person all right and he's got marshmallows all over his body he boiled down marshmallows put it all over his body right and he's sort of just like on her chest and just getting the marshmallow juice on her breastesses got it you know i mean region right it sounds.

[B]

More fun than that it's pretty fun.

[C]

It was a fun time but anyway this guy this simmons took a machete simmons what was it alfred alfred simmons mister simmons mister simmons yeah i'm sorry i call him simmons yeah he took a machete yeah and he chopped up the dwarf unfortunately but what about the other man they're fine okay yeah so.

[B]

It was an unintentional second degree killing it was non premeditated that was secondary.

[C]

Yes since it was a dwarf right we couldn't charge him with first degree.

[B]

Right yeah you could always get him for half degree it's a half degree.

[C]

Murder yeah we consider that and it's like half half degree murder half person yeah so anyway he deserves rehabilitation you think so okay good good right yeah i i heard you have a client.

[B]

But i would i would say this yeah yeah you would need to have him make amends with the family with the family of the the little person that was murdered so you'd have to get him to go to find first of all you got to find that.

[C]

Tree that well we we'd have to buy him a plane ticket to get to middle earth and right yeah yeah and we don't even know how to.

[B]

That'S what i'm saying we don't know.

[C]

How to do that so i heard.

[B]

You had a little client i do.

[C]

Have a client yeah so tell us.

[B]

Yeah barbadook mister barbadook here well based on the name alan barbadook okay he's a he's a doctor and a lawyer and a physicist oh wow he's very.

[C]

Well accomplished already then probably ready for.

[B]

Rehabilitation i don't know okay well sometimes the case it's pretty egregious he was eating lunch at a jimmy john's and good sandwich freaky fast and i will i'll tell you he was eating lunch and he found it pubic hair in his sandwich oh and he turned around and a bunch of the young teenage pimple face boys braces they were laughing shit's lit dude what do you think about that bro wow our pubes are.

[C]

In your mouth oh so these kids put their own pubic regions inside the.

[B]

Sandwich yeah well that is three teenage.

[C]

Really uncalled for wow but barbaduke was.

[B]

He took this the wrong way because he was having a flashback from it.

[C]

What was his first name what's barbadook's.

[B]

First name mister barbadook no what's his.

[C]

First name you said it doesn't matter.

[B]

But mister barbadook had a flashback from his childhood where he was bullied when he was very young and many people in the neighborhood make him eat their pubes that was pube the duke it was a game it's understandable mister barbeduke kind of had a flashback he grabbed.

[C]

What did mr barkadook do he grabbed.

[B]

One of the butter he grabbed one of the bread knives and he slowly cut up each of the teenage boys and he cooked them and they're still now serving some of them at jimmy john's it's a new flavor you know chipotle introduces something new every couple of months yeah now jimmy john's introducing teenage.

[C]

Boy okay well it's interesting that you would say that because it's like first of all you would think that once somebody's carving up one teenage boy that the other teenage boys would run he.

[B]

Cut he he dismembered all he took the knife and cut off all their legs with the butter knife with a.

[C]

Butter knife a bread knife a bread knife bread knife seems difficult to do.

[B]

Well dude mister barbeduke is quite strong he trained he trained taekwondo and sword mastery when he was in college okay.

[C]

I'Ve never seen that done but anyway.

[B]

He'S very skilled yeah he's well skilled.

[C]

What do you think guys rehab rehab rehab rehab rehab we have you think.

[B]

He'S good yeah we're good mister barber duke we're fine yeah carlos doesn't realize he's mister barber in prison can you.

[C]

Wake up when you whenever you want.

[B]

To wake up no i think there's a there's a bedtime there's a wake up time there's a yard but i.

[C]

Can'T go i'm gonna sleep in i'm.

[B]

Gonna mix you would you would the prison would hurt you a lot oh.

[C]

I bet because bedtime i wouldn't be.

[B]

Able to walk or anything and honestly then you'd have to get up and.

[C]

Do no but i can't go hey yo prison guard what's your name larry prison guard yeah tomorrow i'm larry hey larry all right so tomorrow you know breakfast all that stuff we sleep in.

[B]

No wake up you got to do.

[C]

Exercise and clean yeah but i'll do that after lunch no well we'll just.

[B]

Beat you then what do you mean we'll just beat you we'll physically come.

[C]

I didn't do anything i just want to sleep in i tire too bad no cameras oh you'll beat me yeah with what huh what'd you beat me.

[B]

With what do you want to be beat with.

[C]

Do you think they would beat me they would make me get up in the morning like a military.

[B]

Absolute that's what they do to work you gotta go to do you sleep.

[C]

Early like oh i'm i'm gonna sleep early i think so go even go.

[B]

To bed early yeah yeah yeah i think yeah i don't know lights out.

[E]

Is eleven it says can you google.

[C]

It i don't think do they make you wake up i don't think of.

[B]

Course they do there's nothing think yes they do no this is also it depends on what level of prison you're in yes you do have to wake up in prison around six am structure daily schedule includes mandatory head counts and work assignments yeah man they do you got to do you're forced to do labor it's it's you're you're doing late.

[C]

Yeah oh my god they get paid.

[B]

But they would let him do standup and get out of it yeah you.

[C]

Know what i do what everyone yeah you would get whatever whatever it takes i want to sleep in you'd be bottom how did it go how did.

[B]

That friday go it was okay i mean i love san francisco the punch is great and you were there before and then you know they talked all about you bobby was just here that.

[C]

Was a cool week it was me tuesday wednesday then you thursday friday saturday.

[B]

Right and on friday during the day matt nay shows was doug benson how funny is that no yeah he did four pms wow he does like four twenty shows in certain cities he'll do oh that's fun at four twenty pm yeah i think he did saturday before me i think that's a lot of fun i didn't even get to see him though because obviously he's on the road in and out but yeah no dude that club punch was great san francisco's awesome there is also a perception of san francisco that comics have sometimes where they're like san francisco liberals new they were i could i feel the same way i said everything it was rad it's fun i just think san francisco is misunderstood as an audience also.

[C]

The homeless seem safer they're not as knifey yeah they're not as knifey and they're having conversations with themselves which is.

[B]

Nice that's i just saw a guy.

[C]

Doing yeah you ain't got no clarity within this time frame what do you mean jamal they're like talking to each other infinity stones create the magic you know what i mean get it man and they're having conversations with each other yeah and so you're just kind of walking by you can't add no you can't go the mind frame is down below and they're like what you say.

[B]

You know i mean they'll go down.

[C]

Below yeah but you you can listen to them they're not you know i mean like shanky yeah yeah yeah we.

[B]

Needed we needed that would be funny to put an a homeless guy at an improv and sign him up for one hundred one or whatever over at ucb yeah just a homeless schizophrenic guy and he just kills he gets on snl year too yeah that'd be cool yeah ladies and gentlemen yeah crazy bones.

[C]

But but there is a lot do you see a lot of homeless sir.

[B]

Yeah yeah yeah but they're so sad well we live here yeah yeah i see it here i i where i.

[C]

Love the homes here so crazy i.

[D]

Saw one person in spain in those.

[B]

Two because you kill them you kill them you get rid of them you guys are you guys what do you do with what do you do with.

[D]

The homeless hair airplane in l a.

[C]

I saw a couple of tiktoks about japanese homeless you mean and the typhoons get them the typhoon they do that's real typhoons fuck them up yeah yeah.

[B]

Well they look so cool no that's just a cool guy no it's like.

[E]

A famous meme because it really is.

[C]

A homeless dude no i wanted to start a clothing line called hobo and that was when i brought to a company that was the photo i mean you i want to do a line of clothing that look like that you.

[B]

Wear that shit all the time yeah.

[E]

Yeah balenciaga kind of does that yeah.

[C]

They they get it off of that russian dude you know that russian dude okay look up balenciaga and then the russian streetwear guy that's right have you seen this before no you're going to love this this guy right here right he goes to thrift stores and he just wear and he's influencing fashion fashion trends he's like a homelessly guy in russia are they paying him no do.

[B]

They want to keep this man homeless just for his art ideas good idea smart yeah yeah don't let him don't.

[C]

Let him in and they steal his fashion ideas by looking at his photos.

[B]

And he knows this look at he.

[C]

That'S what he normally wears and then.

[B]

Look what they did i mean it's.

[C]

Incredible that's fucking dark what who's who's.

[B]

Who the guy on the right yeah.

[C]

Yes go back to some of these other ones i mean dude dope no.

[B]

Yeah he's got a cool style yeah.

[C]

Good style.

[B]

Yeah he's cool obviously he was an artist of some kind i don't know harper yeah bizarre just ukrainian.

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Magazine wow it's incredible it's crazy they're.

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Just stealing from them playing this oh.

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Let me tell you something that happened yeah oh my god you just it pissed me off dude yeah so i flying to san francisco you have a do you have a driver no how do you get to the hotel just uber okay well i have a driver.

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I know you do okay yeah he.

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Tells me yeah you get the driver for me i get the driver for.

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You it's not in his deal yeah.

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You pay for my driver.

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I pay.

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For your everything okay so anyway no.

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He pays for his own yeah of.

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Course yeah so this guy you know i land there's a guy has a sign lee i go hey it's me he's like what's your first name i go bobby he's like okay i'm not lying it gets worse then we actually were walking smoking to the car yeah he goes hotel you staying at he.

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Doesn'T know isn't it in the thing.

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So i ask him go don't you know what hotel i'm staying at because i do do you i go i don't know it's in some of my i have to go to my emails.

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And check it out just getting kidnapped.

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By a fan no just check out he goes no i can't put you in my car unless i know what hotel you're staying at seriously yeah and i go what you already i already gave you my name right he's like it's rules man i've never heard this in my life yeah and now i'm going through my emails then i finally go the hotel he's like okay wow and i still give him a big.

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Tip you i knew you i was just gonna say i bet you gave him one hundred bucks but i did.

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I threw it at him almost you know what i mean i go here you go man i whipped it at him yeah him right i just got out didn't say goodbye or anything it.

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Pissed me off yeah that's weird dude.

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Do you know why he doesn't think that i am anything how many leaves.

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Have you seen you know it's san.

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Francisco i also said bobby you know.

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What i mean that's a rarely that's a less commonly yeah it's also like.

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You know i don't know is did.

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I read it wrong no that's weird though that he i don't know why.

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Has that ever happened to you i take ubers you've never gotten a car it's the same amount of money no.

[B]

I have but they've never no i have it's not the same what do you mean it's more expensive for sure yeah it's way more expensive no but i have taken we've got i'll do.

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A verse from now on is that.

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What you're saying no no it's you're.

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Paying for it you deserve it i.

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Don'T deserve anything i just think it's.

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Easier i like the torture of a foreigner who's speaking on the phone i like that i like to go to a new city and hear their foreign their foreign local you know yeah redhead that's i would like i want to hear that yeah no but i i've had that before i've had it before where i'm like oh that's me and because i use an alias i don't use my name i'm like that's me and then they have to like check to make sure because it's not you know what i mean yeah because it's not my name i see because it's weird that they hold your name that's the weirdest thing that's why i put.

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Mine when we go on the road.

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Yeah that's smart but you're so famous bobby lee the name is famous oh.

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This guy had no idea he knows.

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Who you are no maybe he was.

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With you you he wasn't dude how old was he he was like brazilian so he had a thick accent oh you know i mean but i almost i almost gave him a bad review but i didn't do it no no you can't do that why why can't.

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You you can't it's not let him suffer you're you're living a great life him you're right you're right you're right was it worse than our mean uber.

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Driver in detroit what uber remind me.

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Remember we were three packed in the back of the car yeah he was being so rude to us and you were asking if he could turn the ac on and he just wasn't listening.

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Kept turning his music was that the one where we were laughing really loud there was one uber i was in.

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With you that was with well no.

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That was in london london oh that.

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Was so funny on the way to the show with chappelle yeah yeah that was so funny and you asked what.

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This building was and he was like.

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And we and that's all he did he turned back around and there was dead silence at first and then all of a sudden we just died i.

[B]

Died lab although we also we also validated and we were like oh cool.

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Oh you were in the car yeah.

[B]

Yeah pretended to be on the phone afterwards yeah what you pretended to be on the phone after like what okay.

[C]

That was so fun but then you.

[B]

Guys were like we're gonna bomb tonight oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah we could feel it something was in the air that night as soon as we passed abbey road i was like we're dead we're jumping legends and then we're penis jokes thank you for being.

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