Caveman ADHD

Summary

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Bad Friends – "Caveman ADHD"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Release Date: February 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and hilarious episode of Bad Friends, Bobby and Andrew riff on everything from posthumous Michael Jackson movies and the fate of his chimp Bubbles to bizarre codes in the Epstein files, the origins of human language, and their upcoming animated film "GOAT." The duo dives into mental health, medication, gaming addiction, wedding plans, and the comedic realities of shopping for suits when you're under 5’8”. True to form, the conversation is off-the-rails, filled with improv bits, banter, and sharp observational comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Michael Jackson Movie & Bubbles the Chimp [02:00–03:34]

• Andrew opens with a joke about the new Michael Jackson movie, asking Bobby which role he’d play. Bobby picks "Bubbles," launching a riff on the fate of the famous chimp.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Bobby: “Yeah, he looks way better than you.” [02:44]
• They marvel at Bubbles's long life, joke about his PTSD from Neverland, and riff about what happens to celebrity pets in the afterlife.

2. Who’d Be in Your Heaven? [03:33–05:29]

• Both hosts speculate on which historical and infamous figures would be "up there,” joking about O.J. Simpson, Saint Nick, Cleopatra, and serial killers.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Andrew: “My cloud in heaven? Bundy.” [04:56]
  • Bobby: “He’s a serial killer. He’s in hell.” [05:05]

3. Celebrity Encounters: Katherine O’Hara and Steven Tyler [05:46–08:42]

• Andrew recounts Katherine O’Hara attending his stand-up set but darting out before they met.
• Bobby tells of Steven Tyler squeezing his hand with three fingers at the Comedy Store.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: "He takes his three fingers like this, right, like a pterodactyl… squeezes my hand as hard as he can.” [07:43]

4. The 'Epstein List,' Pizza Code, and Conspiracy Bits [08:49–12:27]

• Andrew brings up how comedians are mentioned in Epstein’s emails.
• They riff about the infamous "pizza" code in conspiracy circles and express disgust at the reality behind the Pizzagate rumors.
• Andrew: “It’s all real. It’s like 50 pages of people going, ‘Can’t wait to get more pizza tonight.’” [10:19]
• Memorable banter on the absurdity and horror:
  • “Nobody likes pizza that much…” [11:25]

5. Mental Health, Medications, and Caveman Brain [13:36–15:24]

• Bobby discusses being on Lexapro and Ritalin, feeling much better.
• Andrew lists supplements he uses instead: creatine, ashwagandha, CoQ10.
• They joke about what cavemen did with conditions like ADHD and anxiety in prehistoric times.
• Bobby: “What did caveman do without medication back in the day?” [15:20]

6. Improv: Caveman Emotions & Language [16:00–19:32]

• The two improvise what it would be like to explain depression as a caveman, making guttural sounds and theorizing "Ow" and "Ah" as some of humanity’s first words.
• Reflect on how language might have developed, learning through emotions, pain, and basic needs.
• Andrew: “Nobody knows the first word, but somebody had... Ow!” [17:15]

7. Travel Tangent: The Kazakhstan Cave Door [20:44–26:26]

• Andrew shares the discovery of a Kazakhstan cave that looks like a giant door, and they riff on entering it, drawing Tolkien analogies and imagining what might be inside.
• Bobby: “How do you say ‘friend’ in Elvish?” [24:20]
• Talk turns to whether they’d travel there and riff on Kazakhstan’s place between Europe and Asia.

8. Ethnic Identities & Russian/Mongolian Cultural Bits [26:30–32:46]

• The pair delve into the diverse ethnicities spanning from Russia to Mongolia, trying out hybrid accents, and joking about being hot or becoming a model in remote Russia.
• Bobby admits to enjoying being among people who look like him in Kazakhstan/Mongolia.
• Bobby: “They're kind of Asian looking, which is what I like.” [26:51]

9. Mongolian Team Slogans; Riffing on Physical Asia [32:05–33:50]

• They concoct ad slogans for Mongolian teams (“We got the beef!”), joke about Mongolian cuisine, and discuss hot Mongolian women via Google searches.
• Andrew: “Mongolia. We got the beef.” [32:14]

10. Premiere Etiquette and the Short Guys’ Suit Store [34:02–39:39]

• A running bit on dressing for the "GOAT" premiere leads to a deep dive on where short men buy suits (Jimmy Ow's, for 5’8” and under).
• Reactions to famous short actors using the store, calls David Spade live for his preferred suit shop.
• Bobby: “Can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are five-four and you're like, oh, this is for me?” [38:42]

11. Pixar, “GOAT” Movie, and Animated Voice Acting [40:34–43:53]

• Discussion on Pixar's near-flawless run, what movies missed, and promoting their own animated film "GOAT".
• Recreate their movie announcer voices; joke about being replaced by "big names."
• Andrew: "If they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade… Key & Peele.” [43:49]

12. Bobby on Gaming Addiction and Loneliness [49:10–52:58]

• Bobby admits to playing Starfield until 9 AM, skipping sleep. Andrew suggests socializing and developing new material instead.
• Bobby describes his solo VR sessions and eating alone, admitting struggles with isolation and routine.
• Bobby: “What else is there to do?” [50:12]
• Comedic but real look at habits as a defense against loneliness.

13. Friendship & Weddings [53:42–62:21]

• Bobby and Andrew discuss sibling bonds, the meaning of friendship, and hypothetical wedding guest lists.
• They riff on comic invitees, “who would show up” from the comedy world, and the emotional core of their partnership.
• Bobby: “At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much.” [54:07]

14. Door Guy Comedy and Unsolicited Jesus Chats [64:16–66:09]

• Bobby shares a story about a door guy inviting him to talk about Jesus out of nowhere, which he found intrusive.
• They act out door-guy scenarios—one pitching Christianity, the other deflecting with other world religions.

15. Closing: Goat Movie, IMDb, and Shout-Outs [68:11–69:18]

• Quick plug for their movie "GOAT," discussing the cast and future possibility for a sequel.
• Andrew: "Please go watch Goat. It premieres out in theaters February 13th… all over the world." [68:22]

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Notable Quotes

• Bobby: “You know what did caveman do without medication back in the day? …Like if you had, like, ADHD, you know what I mean?” [15:20]
• Andrew: “Nobody likes pizza that much. You know what that is? Yeah, that's nasty, dude.” [11:25]
• Andrew: “My cloud in heaven? Bundy.” [04:56]
• Bobby: “He’s a serial killer. He’s in hell.” [05:08]
• Bobby: “Can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are five-four… oh, this is for me.” [38:42]
• Bobby: “At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much.” [54:07]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [02:00] Michael Jackson Movie, Bubbles the Chimp
• [05:46] Katherine O’Hara, Steven Tyler stories
• [08:49] Epstein list & pizza code riff
• [13:36] Medicine, mental health, and ADHD
• [16:00] Caveman depression improv
• [20:44] Kazakhstan cave/door tangent
• [26:30] Russia/Mongolia, ethnic jokes
• [34:02] Premiere attire & Jimmy Ow’s suit store
• [40:34] Pixar, GOAT movie, voiceovers
• [49:10] Bobby’s gaming addiction
• [53:42] Friendship, siblings, weddings
• [64:16] Door guy, Jesus pitch, comedy roleplay
• [68:11] GOAT movie release plug, cast

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Episode Tone and Style

Fast-paced, tangential, improvisational, and unapologetically irreverent. Bobby and Andrew match offbeat vulnerability with wild humor, balancing affectionate ribbing with genuine reflections. A signature Bad Friends blend of bits, personal stories, and cultural commentary.

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Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Mustard. And this is. What color is this?

[Bobby Lee]

What? Pink.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good. Salmon.

[Bobby Lee]

Salmon.

[Andrew Santino]

Salmon, yeah. So we got new merch. Go to badfriendsmerch.com badfriendsmerch.com to grab this stuff right now because, like, know everything. It's always a little bit limited. When it's gone, it's gone. Go to badfriendsmerch.com hey, bad friends. I'm doing a couple of shows before I take a little break. And Bobby and I, March 14, are going to be in Thunder Valley Casino, which is basically.

[Bobby Lee]

It's my favorite casino, Thunder Valley.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Sacramento. It's Lincoln, California, but basically Sacramento, March 14th. Then I'm going to be the 21st of March. I'm going to be at the Wynn Casino in Vegas. I'm doing the little roadie fest out there in Providence, Rhode island, in March. Then we make up that borgata date in Atlantic City, April 3rd. And then finally, the Bad Friends, we do a show for Netflix as a joke fest. May 8th at the YouTube theater right here in LA.

[Bobby Lee]

Com. The May 8th. It's going to be a fabulous.

[Andrew Santino]

Please come. You can go get tickets@andrew santino.com for my dates and for ours together. Or also badfriends pod.com do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it. Do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Come see us.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it now.

[Andrew Santino]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. Well, you two are something.

[Andrew Santino]

We're bad friends. Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

God, I love this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, congrats to Michael Jackson posthumously getting a movie released here. April released the movie. What do you do in the movie?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't. What I play.

[Andrew Santino]

Who do you play?

[Bobby Lee]

Bubbles.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're Bubbles. Little tiny bubbles is like, don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't buy that Bubbles. Don't bite that. Don't Bite that kid.

[Andrew Santino]

Bubbles, get down from there. Bubbles, cut that out.

[Bobby Lee]

Bubble still.

[Andrew Santino]

You want Bubble to stop?

[Bobby Lee]

You know he's still alive.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, because they. They live as long as humans.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, Bubbles is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's like, 63.

[Andrew Santino]

Where does he live?

[Bobby Lee]

He's in Florida.

[Andrew Santino]

West Palm, Florida. Let's go down there. Let's go see him.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go say hi to him.

[Bobby Lee]

He's hanging out with coco.

[Andrew Santino]

He's only 42 years old. He's my age.

[Bobby Lee]

Bubbles and I. Yeah, he looks way better than you.

[Andrew Santino]

100. He resides at the center for Great Apes in Wachula, Florida. Sanctuary that provides care. We got to go down and see Bubs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we got to see him. Look at him. He's so much happier. He was miserable at Neverland.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at. He went. Look at. He went bald. Because all the stuff he saw, thinking about all the trauma he had, he went bald.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at his face there. Help me with Michael.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that face. What he's seen in 42 years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I've ran into this guy on the street before.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like he was in nom. Look at his face.

[Andrew Santino]

It was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, he got a cutie.

[Andrew Santino]

Bubbles doesn't need to see that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you think when he dies, he sees Michael? He'll be happy?

[Andrew Santino]

No, terrified.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He'll run to a different cloud.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, terrified.

[Bobby Lee]

Are there clouds in heaven?

[Andrew Santino]

100%.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what it is up there.

[Bobby Lee]

I wonder what this cloud. Can you chill on it? You can? Yeah, I can. Yeah. It's so much different than. Dude, if I was. I was chilling on a cloud, and you floated by with your little angel wings. You know what I mean? First of all, I'd be like, oh, my God, there's a porgy by. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Porg's in heaven. That was a Clapton song. Porgs in heaven.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'd be like, no, that's Andrea. Would you talk? No way. So many people to see. No way.

[Andrew Santino]

So many people to talk to.

[Bobby Lee]

That's work.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys wouldn't be in the same part of heaven. There's no chance. You'd be sectionally. You'd be nowhere near each other. You'd be in the vip.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys, not getting.

[Bobby Lee]

I would. Cleopatra.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in general.

[Bobby Lee]

Queen Cleopatra. Who else am I? Paul Revere?

[Andrew Santino]

Yup.

[Bobby Lee]

King Jamun. I'm trying to choose my clown. You are Cleopatra. Who else? Judas wouldn't be there, right?

[Andrew Santino]

He might.

[Bobby Lee]

He might be There.

[Andrew Santino]

You never know. He might have snuck in. Yeah, he's sneaky.

[Bobby Lee]

Saint Nicholas. Yes, Santa. Yeah, yeah, I have to hang with St Nicholas. He's a saint. Yeah, and he's fat. He's knows where the good food is.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I go get me a gingerbread, right? You know what I mean? I'll get it. Eggnog. Get it. Saint Nick. He knows all the good.

[Andrew Santino]

He knows where to get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, fancy's in gen pop. Gen pop. Who's.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's on your cloud?

[Andrew Santino]

My. Who's in my cloud in heaven? Bundy.

[Bobby Lee]

Bundy's not there. What do you mean Bundy's not there?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, why is. Why would he not be?

[Bobby Lee]

He's a serial killer. He's in hell.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, all right. They're not clouds in hell.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Maybe he could get a pass.

[Andrew Santino]

They pass.

[Bobby Lee]

You got him a. You got a fast pass and he. He has to go back down at night. Yeah, but during the day, he can go.

[Andrew Santino]

What about, like, Ted Kaczynski?

[Bobby Lee]

He's not up there. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

No, tell me people. That would be up there.

[Andrew Santino]

That would be guaranteed.

[Bobby Lee]

Guaranteed up there.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. O.J.

[Bobby Lee]

he could be.

[Andrew Santino]

He could be. For sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, he won a Heisman Trophy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Dude, just this all day.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a ticket to heaven. If you're a sinner, you can still get into heaven.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So if you accepted Jesus Christ, as your Lord said right before you died. Uhhuh. Or in limbo. You can do it too.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, speaking of deaths, let's be honest.

[Bobby Lee]

Catherine o'. Hara.

[Andrew Santino]

Annoying, Devastating. It was awful. She was so cool, man.

[Bobby Lee]

You met her?

[Andrew Santino]

Did I ever tell you this story?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've never met her.

[Andrew Santino]

We hung out. No, no, we never hung out.

[Bobby Lee]

You never?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I never told you this story. I thought I told the story on the show. I have told this on the show.

[Bobby Lee]

She went to your show.

[Andrew Santino]

She went to see me. The Improv. This is a quick. I'll do quick for the fans, but.

[Bobby Lee]

No, this is great.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I didn't. Here's crazy. I didn't get to meet her. Yeah, I did the Christopher Guest show. Some reason, somehow she was around and had said she was. Wanted to go see me live, I guess after I did the show with. With Guest, and she came to see me at the Improv, and the sound guy, the old sound guy was like, katherine o' Hara is here to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, this is crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was like, no, she's not.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I Swear.

[Bobby Lee]

Obama, Taylor Swift, Katherine o'. Hara. Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

I never met her, but I was sad to not meet her because I was such a. She. One of my favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you performed. And she was in the audience, did the improv.

[Andrew Santino]

She sat there. And then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, where is she? And he said, she was loving it. She laughed the whole show. And then the moment you got off, she got up and left. And I was like, no way.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. You never saw her after?

[Andrew Santino]

No, but she came to see me, which was kind of rare.

[Bobby Lee]

Down quickly.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I tried, dude. I got nervous. I didn't know what to. I don't know. What was I gonna say? Yeah, hi, I'm. You're the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then she'd be like, that's great. Bye. She wanted to go home.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I got a three fingered squeeze on my hand from Steven Tyler. Wow. Yeah, so he. I was with Josh home.

[Andrew Santino]

Is this recently?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like four days ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

At the Comedy Store. And Steven Tyler walked in, walked out of the club, this paparazzi up you know where the.

[Andrew Santino]

On the ramp.

[Bobby Lee]

On the ramp, yeah. Right. And.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, she looks pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Brittany Furlong. I had met him before. And I go, hi, Steven. And he doesn't look at me. He takes his three fingers like this, right. Like a pterodactyl. Right. And squeezes my hand as hard as he can.

[Andrew Santino]

Like a chameleon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like a chameleon. And then just. And then he just kind of walked away. But three fingers is fine.

[Andrew Santino]

He didn't even say hi.

[Bobby Lee]

He didn't look at me. You know how the rock stars, they can say whatever they want? I think he said, hey, Coco Bear Bear. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Coco Bear.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You respect that, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I think that. Dude, say hi to me. You.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a lot of people around him.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. He came to see you?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. He was there doing his benefit show.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this. I thought this was a. Him and Josh home. Were there to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's nicked in the crowd.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Were you just like a random fan? Oh, wow. I thought about this way differently, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything I'm saying is not good.

[Andrew Santino]

Cocoa Bear Bear.

[Bobby Lee]

Cocoa Bear Bear food. Let me tell you something, guy. Yeah, go ahead, rip on me. Let's get it out. Let's get it out.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are you talking to? I didn't say anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're a part of it.

[Andrew Santino]

What did I do?

[Bobby Lee]

I just said conspiracy going on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, speaking of conspiracy, show the Epstein list. Let's see. Pull it up, pull it up. You know who is on the Epstein list, by the way? A bunch of comedic friends of ours. Because apparently I talked to Derosa about this. He went to go see Dave Attell, was doing a taping at the Cellar and his buddy gave him the lineup that night. So it was like Big J Okerson, like a bunch of guys that he went to go see for a David Tell taping. It was for a tell, and he's like, you're going to love tonight. And he listed the names at the seller and a bunch of people that we know are on it. And Derosa goes, it's kind of bummed I wasn't on it. One of the comments, they went to

[Bobby Lee]

a party of his or David Tell

[Andrew Santino]

had a taping at the Cellar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They were doing a TV taping for like a small, quick stand up taping thing that he was doing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And Epstein was emailing someone, his constituents about the show that evening and he was saying, you're gonna love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the lineup.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are on the lineup.

[Andrew Santino]

You can look it up. It's got. It's on there. It's like, it's like Big J Okerson.

[Bobby Lee]

Was Derosa on the lineup and he wasn't mentioned?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he wasn't on the lineup, but he did the show the next night. I see, so he was bummed about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if you're gonna find. I don't know where Derosa found it. He said it got pushed around a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Like so many people are on that thing.

[Andrew Santino]

The Epstein list?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, like, yeah, he knew a lot of people.

[Bobby Lee]

Turns out you knew a lot of people.

[Andrew Santino]

Turns out, knew a lot of people, dude. You know what's even crazier? I said this today in the car. All these tinfoil hat people that we said the remember? The remember Pizzagate?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we were like, come on, they're not pizza. What is that? They're to pizza. It's all real. It's like 50 pages of people going, can't wait to get more pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good. Wow. You didn't see this?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Dude, there it is. Comedians in the Epstein List. Go ahead, zoom in. Comedy seller Jeffrey E. Lewis, J. Gomez, David Tell, Russ Maneve, Sabrina Jalis, Jay Okerson and surprise guest.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he had a good lineup.

[Bobby Lee]

Russ. Beneath.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this, he wasn't even interested in having an island.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So you went to the show.

[Andrew Santino]

He went to go see those guys live. Yeah, he went to go to the Comedy Cellar.

[Bobby Lee]

Crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but pizza was real. Dude, the pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is, like, starving for more pizza.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, they went to the pizza parlor. They went downstairs. There's nothing there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, dude, no, no, no. Literally, pizza was code. Pizza was code.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, but the. But. But the pizza kit thing was an actual place.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but they were using it because they were using. They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was an. It was a code for. Yeah, nasty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, nasty. Look at this. Mention a pizza a thousand times in Epstein file through documents reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza that much. So you know that. You know what that is? Yeah, that's nasty, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the pizza is delicious.

[Andrew Santino]

Not like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I. I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Because from now on, I don't like

[Bobby Lee]

pizza when I'm saying it. No, I. I hate pizza. What did pizza do? They chose the name. If I was a hot dog. Dude, if I was a hot dog and they started using hot dog. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you guys bringing me into this whole thing?

[Bobby Lee]

I'd be like, but why did you choose hot dog? But that's. You know my point. You know why they chose, like, an empanada?

[Andrew Santino]

You know why they chose pizza?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Pizza. Pizza party. It's what young people like. Pizzas. That's what they refer to them as. Pizza parties. And you know what's gross? They probably did get them pizza. That's even more up well that ice cream. I don't know what you're doing here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't either.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, let's not find a replacement first. Perversion. Yeah, yeah. The files are. The files are just mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff. I can't stop. It's so much nasty, nasty shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, there's millions of documents. I can't go through it all.

[Andrew Santino]

I. Every time a Twitter, I went to

[Bobby Lee]

2, and I was like, I can't do 3 million.

[Andrew Santino]

Every time on a post pops up on Twitter, I sit for an hour reading. I can't stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm addicted. And to see the. The one that made me laugh the hardest was about Elon, where he's like, get this fucking dork out of here. Like, Elon wanted to go to a party and they would let him in. Wow, look at this. Probably just Tallulah and me. Whatever. How many people? His assistant, right? He, like, handed off to his assistant was like, get this guy the fuck out of here. Elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him. Just like he had like a house party or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, with the lake one. You know the lake one? What's the lake where he. Right. He threw up. Supposedly Trump threw a baby in the lake.

[Andrew Santino]

Lake Michigan.

[Bobby Lee]

In Lake Michigan. That one's pretty dark. It's pretty dark.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that me? Imagine I was the baby in the lake. It's a redhead. Throw it away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the world's falling apart. How do you feel?

[Bobby Lee]

I feel great. I'm on. I'm on Lexapro.

[Andrew Santino]

Yay.

[Bobby Lee]

The world's falling apart. Get on Alexa, bro. You know, I got my. A little bit of Ritalin, some Lexapro. I think it's pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

You're grooving.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm grooving. I feel pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel great. I'm on. I'm on.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you on anything?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on creatine and I'm on ashwagandha. I'm on Coq 10. I'm. I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But I mean, do you take any medication or anything?

[Andrew Santino]

For my brain?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I take statins for my heart. You know that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do. Yeah. Your therapist doesn't say no.

[Andrew Santino]

I tried, you know, I tried. What's the one. What's the main one? Everybody does. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Zoloft.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoloft?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I tried that once and it gave. It made me so much worse when I was young.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I hated the way I felt on Zoloft. As soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there, but I felt more human. I felt very robotic.

[Bobby Lee]

Does that mean you need them?

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't mean I need them. That I felt terrible on them.

[Bobby Lee]

That, like, as soon as you got off them, you felt good. That's like how. That's what crazy people say. Oh. When I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay. So I just worry. We've had friends that stop taking medicine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I guess we'll see.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos? Yeah. No, I feel so much better when I got off of them. I took him when I was a young lad, when I was in college my senior year, and I don't want to take anything else. You know what I Take. I take Jesus. I take big doses of Jesus. Every morning I pray to my God that you're going to be okay, that you're going to be okay. And I pray that you're going to be okay, too.

[Bobby Lee]

What did caveman do without medication back in the day? Like, if you had, like, adhd, you know what I mean? Looked around a lot. No, he's just kind of like, you know, painting. Like K painting. I think he's distracted by a spider.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that. Imagine this. This Lexapro is working.

[Bobby Lee]

Or like, you know, I mean, you had anxiety. There's no Xanax. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

How do you explain that to another caveman?

[Bobby Lee]

Hear me. Right? I mean, there was no medication.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's explain. Let's explain. You're a caveman. Give me cave. Talk about trying to tell me, convince me that you have depression.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What,

[Andrew Santino]

They speak a little French. A little French?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, a little bit of. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they speak a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's how.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, that's how we learned it.

[Bobby Lee]

New ho.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So they. You know, I'm sure language was developed that way. What was the first word? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

When you're going to attack with someone. Lying. Yeah, it was emotions.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be Ouch.

[Andrew Santino]

Ow. Ow. Pain. Yeah, Pain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody knows the first word, but somebody had. Oh, look. What instinctive sounds. Many believe that. Ow. And. Ah. Surprise. We literally just said that.

[Bobby Lee]

Did it because we know.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but that's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because we're smart.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Simple request. Food. This.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Without hands. Can you do it? I need to go.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude. Can I do something for you in caveman speak?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine we're around a fire pit and I'm telling you, you're my buddy. Yeah, not you. I'm talking about you to another guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. See if you can get this story.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

See?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, Let me do you. Let me do you. Let me do you now.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Explaining you. That's good. Yeah. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine for the people listening to the podcast and not seeing just in your car. Oh, my God, dude. So funny.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a good one.

[Andrew Santino]

You and I would have been great cavemen.

[Bobby Lee]

I would be the best.

[Andrew Santino]

The best.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, would we.

[Andrew Santino]

It would just be you and I because of warmth.

[Bobby Lee]

Would we be able. We would.

[Andrew Santino]

We'd be hugging every body heat. Yeah. We would never go for women.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We would never go.

[Bobby Lee]

I would. I Would.

[Andrew Santino]

No chance. No, because you back then, you got to. And then drag them by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't do it. I would.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're a liberal.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know what? I would provide.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I'm a woman. Ask me out then as a cave woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that hurts. Evening. Holy. That hit. That hit hard.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We wouldn't want that kind of rejection.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you cue the laugh again, right? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

We would have been great cave people. Cave would have been the way to go, man.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you teach kids in cave, like life lessons? Can you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's just like animals. They see and they. And they. They see and they repeat. Monkey see, monkey do. Did you see the. Did you see the cave in Kazakhstan that they just found? That looks like a door. Looks like a 50 foot door.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to see it, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Kazakhstan. Cave door. Good luck spelling Kazakhstan there. I got it

[Bobby Lee]

last night. Guy for dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Kachava, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Good dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a good dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Delicious.

[Bobby Lee]

Energy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Digestion.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Strength, metabolism.

[Andrew Santino]

These sound like your superpowers. Cognition and immunity.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, seriously, if you had superpowers, it would all be because of kachava.

[Bobby Lee]

It's because of kachava.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Just two scoops. Provide 25 grams of protein, 6 grams of fiber.

[Andrew Santino]

Greens, adaptogens, and so much more.

[Bobby Lee]

Adaptogens.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Because I know you struggle with that word.

[Bobby Lee]

I do. Thank you for your help.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Warby Parker. Glasses. I love them.

[Bobby Lee]

Your wife was wearing some the other day.

[Andrew Santino]

She has the blue.

[Bobby Lee]

So good. I asked her, where'd you get that? She said, warby parker.

[Andrew Santino]

She got them from me. From warby Parker?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, they're great. The thing about warby parker that I love so much is you can try on their glasses digitally on their website. So if you just say, I want to know what that looks like on my face, but I don't want to go in Vir.

[Bobby Lee]

Virtual is what they want.

[Andrew Santino]

It virtually puts them on your. Your goofy face and you can virtual try on. It's a game changer. You can try them on before you buy them so you can see how they actually look on your melon.

[Bobby Lee]

When it comes to quality for the price, Warby Parker is the best. Honestly, it's not even close to any other competition.

[Andrew Santino]

I agree.

[Bobby Lee]

You used to have to choose between flimsy, outdated styles or spending half your paycheck. No, no, no, no. Warby Parker completely changed that. Their prescription glasses start at $95, so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing?

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

There's an image these guys found of like a dat.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not a door, brother.

[Andrew Santino]

That looks like a door to me.

[Bobby Lee]

That's pretty dory.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude. That's a.

[Bobby Lee]

It's more a hobbit. Door of the Rings, Lord of the R door.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know how old this is, but I just saw how you open.

[Bobby Lee]

How you say friend in Elvis.

[Andrew Santino]

So stupid.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but you know. Do you remember?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't see it.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't remember?

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I explain?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. In Lord of the Rings, right, they're trying to get in the minds of Morior and there's a door that looks exactly like that, but they don't know how to get in. So they. They all sit out there for like hours. And then Frodo has a suggestion. Say, right, he goes, see friend in Elvish. And she says it and the door open.

[Andrew Santino]

Bullshit. Friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

See, look. Look at that door. Now go back to the Kazakhstan door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What? It was just found this last year, right? Isn't that what it said? 20, 25.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, bro.

[Andrew Santino]

You're telling me that's not a fucking doorway. Zoom into the one on the left. That is a. That's a man standing outside of it, by the way. Oh, yeah, that's so what does that got to be 50, 75ft up? That's a door, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

It just. It happens to look like one.

[Andrew Santino]

How is that naturally occurring? They can't even explain it. It doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock.

[Bobby Lee]

Well then knock on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Look. These are two Kazakhstanians.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I have to go by the door. We will knock on door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Friend and Elvish. Look at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a door. Yeah, dude, that's not a part of a mountain. That's a door.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Just knock on it.

[Andrew Santino]

I would never. You would never.

[Bobby Lee]

I would knock.

[Andrew Santino]

You'd knock and then you'd run and leave me there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. 100 doorbell. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ding dong ditch. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Some giant comes out.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine he goes, bobby, mom, like, how do you see the show?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm getting. We have to do. We should do a bad Friends Abroad where we explore these hidden gems.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way that's gonna happen. You know how far it takes to get even get there to Kazakhstan?

[Andrew Santino]

You'd stop.

[Bobby Lee]

No. But to get to that door, you have to take a donkey. You know what I mean? You know, I mean, in the paraglide, right? And then Zipline and he's getting flights.

[Andrew Santino]

We can do a non stop one stop, 20 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude. How boring is Kazakhstan?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, oh. It's supposed to be beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Also, they're tough people.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, let's be nice. There's about 40 people that listen to us in Kazakhstan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I love shout out to Kazis.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Kazis.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

They got a fighter.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that. They got a thing with a good city.

[Bobby Lee]

They're kind of Asian looking, which is what I like.

[Andrew Santino]

Eastern European has this, like, right on the border of Mongolian looking.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, Kazakhstan is in Asia.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far Eastern. It still grasps a piece of Europe. Right. Doesn't it feel like Europe combination between

[Bobby Lee]

Eastern Europeans and Asians, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at where it is. Doesn't that feel your Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time? It's the center.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. Can you zoom in, please?

[Andrew Santino]

It's right next to Mongolia. So it's got that. But look, Western Kazakhstan go way west. Look at how. Look, it butts up there to what. What is that? What country's next door?

[Bobby Lee]

Georgia. Georgia.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, man, that's. You're Eastern Europe, dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing it. Yeah, you're kissing it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, if you look at some parts of Russia, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Russia spans the map.

[Bobby Lee]

If you go, like, way.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's see, east is Asian, west is European.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, that's right. Yes. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Western Russia might as well be, you know. What is that? Like, even bleeds into Finland. Imagine the Finn, Russians, the rush fins.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, in certain parts of Russia, they would think that I was probably Russian.

[Andrew Santino]

Mongolian, 100 Mongolian.

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen Russians look completely Asian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the Mongolian one.

[Andrew Santino]

Mongolian.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a zinger like that.

[Andrew Santino]

How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't even do it.

[Andrew Santino]

From Russia. We will come from Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

We will come from.

[Andrew Santino]

From Russia. You come to this place. That's really hard to combine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it. Maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

And you say it say in Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

In Russia, we in.

[Andrew Santino]

In Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm trying. Finish it, Finish it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, man, sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm aggressive. It's Alexa Pro.

[Andrew Santino]

In Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In Russia, car drives you.

[Bobby Lee]

In Russia. In Russia, car drive you.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

That's pretty.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a guy that's there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a man. That exists out there in Russia somewhere.

[Bobby Lee]

Out there. Yeah. But there's like. Look at all that land up, like, where. There's no big, like, what happens up there.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the polar vortex of nothingness.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, but people do live out there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, rarely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, people live out there. They. I saw this TikTok where there's this rickety train. That's coal still, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

We should make a movie called Rickety Train.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a rickety train with coal Still. And the tracks, sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's in Russia and it's like these small towns and they herd gout.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean. Yeah. There are people way out there.

[Bobby Lee]

The Polar Express. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you. Yeah. Did you save your bell? Did you take your bell on the rickety train? If you listen to the bell. Bell, you can hear train coming. Train is bringing new goats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

It's incredible what happens if you're like out there and you're. And you. You're like a good looking dude. You can't model.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you can train, model, train, model. You model on the train. They let you walk around from car to car.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

What do if you're a hot guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, like, you're a hot guy. You have lets you, you know, you're a good actor, right? Like you're. You just. That's your dream.

[Andrew Santino]

You got it. You have.

[Bobby Lee]

You have it. You're like the Philip Seymour Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt, Right? Damn right.

[Andrew Santino]

And you got Daniel Day Lewis skills.

[Bobby Lee]

Your Daniel Day Lewis skills.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you got Haley Joel Osmond feet. Why not little feet? Yeah, that's little feet. Right. And you're like, you're so. So dress well for what? You.

[Andrew Santino]

And you live in the smallest town in northern Russia. There's no hope, I guess you. But you got to be the hottest guy in a small town.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's what you would do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Become a dancer or an actor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that, an international actors agency up there?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a Russian talent agency. But it was. It looked like it was going to spy on us.

[Andrew Santino]

I could use that. My agents aren't doing. Yeah, I could really use a bump. I might as well go to a.

[Bobby Lee]

What if they wouldn't sign me, you know, I mean, I called, right?

[Andrew Santino]

No, the Mongolian agency would kill down there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you go down commercials with an eagle on my arm.

[Andrew Santino]

Eagle insurance. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are like, dude, Mongolians, dude. I mean, did you see Physical Asia?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we watched that. We talked about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But the Mongolians, they're tough people.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they're nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

They're nuts, dude. Well, Genghis Khan was nuts, my dog. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Miss you. Rip, rip, rip. Gangi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Physical Asia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. The Mongolis are.

[Andrew Santino]

You just thought they were for making fun of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You thought they were dry Eskimos.

[Andrew Santino]

That guy's huge in the Front.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My God.

[Bobby Lee]

I think when you live out there, you just toughens. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang. What's the slang. What's the. What's the phrase for this team?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

The promotional phrase. What would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team?

[Bobby Lee]

An ad agency. What the is going on?

[Andrew Santino]

I got it loaded up.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Mongolia. We got the beef.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Mongolia. Where's the beef? Yeah, we got the beef with you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Also try Mongolian beef right now on special Panda Express for 999.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, see if there's hot Mongolian women.

[Andrew Santino]

For sure. There's probably hot women all over the world.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah. Hot Mongolian women.

[Andrew Santino]

Bingo.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you think?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. They're both very pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

Or the region. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No way. Look at me right now, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude, Give me another one. Give me a couple.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, give me a couple. There we go. Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that your aunt?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm saying. Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm. I guess there's.

[Bobby Lee]

There's one right there. That's how you. This is Asia and not Europe.

[Andrew Santino]

Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that her.

[Andrew Santino]

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

[Bobby Lee]

AI. Okay, there we go.

[Andrew Santino]

There we go. He typed in how.

[Bobby Lee]

He corrects it usually.

[Andrew Santino]

How? Mongolian woman.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there you go. That's Mongolia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's pretty Mongolian.

[Andrew Santino]

A couple of mountains there. Anyway, foreground.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's move on from the Mongolian.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, let's get off among.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let me zoom in on that girl.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Walking down the street. She's just carrying trash. Severed head in that back.

[Andrew Santino]

Crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on there?

[Andrew Santino]

Get off of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Get off it. I'm going to watch. Go, go.

[Andrew Santino]

Please go watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Goat coming out.

[Andrew Santino]

Goat is out. No, when this comes out, it'll be out.

[Bobby Lee]

Right now it's out.

[Andrew Santino]

Please go see.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you guys taking us to the premiere? Nope. Okay. It's just me and Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy. You thought that we would take the premiere.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you gonna wear a suit?

[Andrew Santino]

I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie, so I've then thought I should just wear like casual clothes.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what you're gonna do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because we gotta have pictures together and I figured we should just wear street clothes.

[Bobby Lee]

I wear a sports coat, but we

[Andrew Santino]

never wear sports coats.

[Bobby Lee]

How about like jeans, T shirts, sports coat?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to wear a collar. I don't think it matters anymore.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, look, you're just gonna dress regular.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, because who's it for the photos, Our moms.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you know what I mean? Like, at this point, if everyone's wearing

[Bobby Lee]

a suit and we're, like, wearing.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, how much more rad could that be? I guess I'll wear a dress. Would you like to wear a dress?

[Bobby Lee]

Because you know that Nick Kroll's gonna wear a suit. Like, a purple suit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because that's. But he's. They're more professional than us, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a worked.

[Bobby Lee]

I was literally gonna go buy. Buy a suit tomorrow.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Buy one. I'm telling you, I'm not gonna wear one.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a black suit.

[Andrew Santino]

I have no interest in that.

[Bobby Lee]

With a black tie, like, look, you

[Andrew Santino]

know, I mean, saying black a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I love black people.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna wear a white suit. White tie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have suits?

[Andrew Santino]

I. Dude, let's do suit. Let's do suit. Can I tell you what's a bummer?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I tried to put on a suit. The what, a week ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

For my sister's wedding coming up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Too fat for that suit.

[Bobby Lee]

So you get another.

[Andrew Santino]

I would have to get a new brand new suit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm too fat for my old suit. I'm 205 right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Are we going to go.

[Andrew Santino]

Where should we go to get a suit? Yeah, Men's warehouse. Oh, what do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I go to Jimmy Ow's.

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy Oyang has his own suit store for little people.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah. Tom Ford will, like, fix it for you.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to Ronnie Chang's. He's got a suit. Wait a minute. You're. Where do you really go to get a suit if you're really gonna get

[Bobby Lee]

me out the street?

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God, I did.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little people store.

[Bobby Lee]

It. No, it's for small actors like Seth Rogue Green goes. Seth Green goes. Elijah go. We go. There's headshots of, like, all. All the little actors.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, the little people suit store is so funny. Yeah, everything'. Hey, do you have size 6 in these? Like, whoa, Bigfoot, slow down.

[Bobby Lee]

Williams goes. I think Brad Williams goes. But it's. We've looked it up before, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a real. What's so funny? You have people, like. You have people that go to, like, you know me, big and tall.

[Andrew Santino]

Will you go to little people suit store, please?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You Google little people suit store. Just the idea is so fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

Just the one that I go to Jimmy Al's.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like, 800 bucks there's. Half the fabric. Little people suit store. Jimmy Owls for men in five, eight, and under.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen this. What is that funny? Dude, you're pissing me off.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so funny because five' eight, you know, is like, whoa, you're tall. Five eight in the tall section.

[Bobby Lee]

Really nice store, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it looks amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

You have everything there like a dollhouse. Yeah, yeah. Like a what?

[Andrew Santino]

A dollhouse. That entire store fits in my car, Dude. Jimmy out. Let me see. Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it up, Jimmy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's there. He is.

[Bobby Lee]

He's there every time I go on. What's up? Well, where are the. Who are the. The small celebrities that go, look, isn't that Seth Green right there? Yeah,

[Andrew Santino]

our dog. Our IP.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Burn.

[Andrew Santino]

Goes R.I.P. vernie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So we all go. I love it there. Yeah. It also. What? What's your problem, dude? Why is this so funny?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Little ties. It's just so cute. Everything's small. This is cute, dude. I like Jimmy O's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was gonna go tomorrow, but

[Andrew Santino]

do celebs that go to Jimmy Oz. I want to see the list of celebs that had celebs that go.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the Wonder Years guy. What's his name?

[Andrew Santino]

Who? Fred Savage?

[Bobby Lee]

Go.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wait, zoom in. Oh, dude. Martin Sheen, al Pacino, Wahlberg, DeVito, Pesci, Seth Green, Jason Alexander, David Spade and Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Spade goes. There's a headshot of him. Yeah. So I go there.

[Andrew Santino]

But you.

[Bobby Lee]

You can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are five, four, and you're like, oh, this is for me.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gotta feel good.

[Bobby Lee]

It feels good.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that you admit that you're five, four. For years, this five, six game, you were playing Spade. Hello. Hey, you're on. You're on. Bad friends with me and Bobby. Where do you go to buy suits?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I probably. Be honest. If you're gonna get a suit, where do you go? Be honest. I would probably go to Theory or something, but Prada ones are too tight. But what about if. What if your arms. But is there a. Is there a. Is there a shop that you would go to that's not brand name. Don't say, like, the Little Short Place. Do you ever go to?

[Bobby Lee]

I went into Jimmy Al.

[Andrew Santino]

You go to Jimmy Al's? Jimmy. I don't know how to say it. I wouldn't go into that.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't go into that.

[Andrew Santino]

So wait, be honest. Be honest. Have you ever shopped at Jimmy Oz? I swear to God, I would never go in there even if I had to. Your headshots on the wall. I saw Bobby walk out with fucking two full bags. All right, love you, buddy. Love you. Bye. Spade. We're plugging Jimmy Oz, man. This is good. Yeah, this is good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he'd have. No, he'd do custom.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he would do custom.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. I'll wear a suit if you want to wear a suit.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good. Yeah, I'm, like, actually excited for it.

[Bobby Lee]

I am, too.

[Andrew Santino]

And I also. That's why I got nervous the other night, because I saw the billboard for the new Pixar movie and I was like, oh, that's gonna bury it. But it comes out end of March. I thought, we're good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, we're good.

[Andrew Santino]

We're good. We'll have some time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't even know what it's called. That one. That one. It looks great.

[Bobby Lee]

That one looks great.

[Andrew Santino]

Hoppers. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks so cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. God.

[Andrew Santino]

Pixar. They don't miss, do they?

[Bobby Lee]

They don't miss it.

[Andrew Santino]

They just don't miss. They just. What? What's. The shrug face?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What have they miss? They have missed a couple times.

[Andrew Santino]

They've missed a couple times. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What? If you're talking percentage wise, Elia.

[Bobby Lee]

What's. Elio. Elio. Yeah. Dinosaur. Cars, too. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Cars 2 was fine. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're crazy. Cars 2 is fine. Good. Dinosaur was fine. Light. Your brave was good. That's. People don't like that because they're racist. All right, go ahead. Go to go to Pixar movies. Just. Just do Pixar movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Their OG was so perfect, brother. You can't. Not everyone. You can't go undefeated.

[Bobby Lee]

Which was the jazz one they did?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I like the.

[Bobby Lee]

Eric Griffin was. Yes. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I like that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he looks like the guy from Eric River.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, look. Toy Stories. All of them. Phenomenal. Finding Nemo. Inside out.

[Bobby Lee]

Amazing. I mean, inside out. Classic.

[Andrew Santino]

Coco. Incredibles. Ratatouille.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you zoom in a little?

[Andrew Santino]

Soul. These are all bangers.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Bangers.

[Andrew Santino]

Turning red. Wally Finding gory Incredibles. My point is. Stop there. Bugs. Life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The point is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. To have that many.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it. They're unbelievable. So they make one or two that are, like, not as fun. They're good. They're on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

They're on fire.

[Andrew Santino]

But you know who's going to be on more fire?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

From the creators of the Spider verse comes Goat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The. The littlest. To make it to the bigs in Goat. Can you do your voice that we do on the movie?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember.

[Andrew Santino]

We do announcers in the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

We play what's yours. I know you're. Yeah, go ahead, do yours.

[Andrew Santino]

Will steals the ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

I sound like that. I saw. It's a. It's. I'm stealing from Marv Albert. I sound like Marv Albert. Can you do yours?

[Bobby Lee]

What was mine?

[Andrew Santino]

Your. Yours. Yours? Like, you kept going like. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that. Yeah, well, takes it to the lead.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Also remember, every time we would go in, I would go, hey, can you

[Andrew Santino]

play it again so we could hear

[Bobby Lee]

it like what I sounded like? Because I forget.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's easy to forget.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you do the sessions every three fucking months.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you don't even know when they happen.

[Bobby Lee]

Great. Fruit plates.

[Andrew Santino]

They really did knock it out with the fruit plates.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you know, sometimes you do adr, right? And it's like ghetto.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Those short little bottles of water. A brand you've never even heard of. But this one was beautiful. Cheese and fruit plate.

[Andrew Santino]

It was really nice. Yeah, yeah. Some of them. Sometimes you go in there. It's a pack of new ports.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. For your throat. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was way better.

[Bobby Lee]

Is way better.

[Andrew Santino]

Doing it together was important.

[Bobby Lee]

We did it together. Every time.

[Andrew Santino]

You know they're writing a second one right now. No, I mean, I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well. Doesn't mean anything. It just means like, if it does really well. I think they're writing the second one. Yeah, those guys wrote a good.

[Bobby Lee]

How would you feel if you got recast?

[Andrew Santino]

I'd feel like it would be appropriate, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

So could you kill them?

[Andrew Santino]

No. For Big, they'd want a name. This is the thing. If they want a big name, they'd recast us for like. They'd be like. And the announcers are played by pretty big Key and Peel.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we're not. Key and Peel, Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're not.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I mean is, like, if they wanted to upgrade, they could easily upgrade.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's fine with me.

[Bobby Lee]

Not for me.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't care, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, not for me.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm In. I'm entry level. I'm down there. I'll take it. Hey, man, I'll park the cars.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you won't, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll get out there and park there. I used to love valeting. I validated.

[Bobby Lee]

So fun. You try to play this like I'm a struggling guy and then you're at the highest level.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not a struggling guy. I just don't mind that. If someone replaced me, I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the most high class guy I know. He's down to earth, though.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on the earth.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's that more down to earth? Andrew or me? Andrew. Andrew. You walk right into that and you're being real.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, dude, stop it. There's no way.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no way.

[Andrew Santino]

It's where you know what? We both live.

[Bobby Lee]

You both are really, really down to her. No. That makes me so mad right now.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

The way what McConnell did. He knows the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

Relax, Billy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not. I'm. No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

No one's illegal on stolen land.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

No one's illegal on stolen land.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's the funniest. That's the funniest.

[Bobby Lee]

Insane. Because then her house is on stolen land.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. That's a fun. They found out. Her 14 million dollar houses on a stolen land. Who's Billie Eilish?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

No one's illegal on stolen land.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, really.

[Andrew Santino]

Her house is on a plot of land that's, you know, whatever. But you knew they were gonna find that. That's what she said. Billie Eilish. Sign over her 14 million dollar mansion. If it's stolen land, hand over the keys. Says Tonga tribe, Tovanga tribe. It's funny. If the tribes are coming at you, that's trouble. Be careful, dog. Quince.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Ask your doctor about FGLISS and visit evglis.lily.com or call 1-800-lilyrx or 1-800-545-5979. So you know what I've been doing the last five days? What? I've been playing video games till 9 in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes before I got here.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. You look like it. It sounds like I can hear it in your voice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I. I'm lost. What game? I revisited Starfield. Oh, What? That's just. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just been grinding and it's. I need help. I need help.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you doing this to yourself?

[Bobby Lee]

Grinding is not what most people think. What do you mean? This is what I've been playing. What is it? Ratchet and Clank. Oh, yeah, it's really good. People are playing arc raiders like Eric Griffith's, like, hey, man, have you downloaded it yet? I don't want to play with you. What?

[Andrew Santino]

You guys gotta. You gotta get up, get out and do something. This is crazy, dude. It's too much time dedicated to a thing that doesn't mean anything.

[Bobby Lee]

It means everything. It's everything. When you go to a planet, you gotta survey the whole thing. You gotta, you know, mean all the minerals and rocks.

[Andrew Santino]

How about that? How about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Analyze all the animals and stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

How about do it at times when it's helpful for your. Your circadian rhythm, not. How about do them in the middle of the day?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, What I'm gonna say to you is this. All right? What else is there to do?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Write your next hour. God, you're Telling right now, dude, you want to get defeated?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll crush the bones in your face.

[Andrew Santino]

I got some stuff for you.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Meet up with people, hang out. Go have a lunch. Go do a writing session. Go exercise. Go see things that you've never seen before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Get up, get out.

[Bobby Lee]

I went to my fifth VR thing the other day by myself. I'm in the VR suit. Right. You know what I mean? I'm wearing a do thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Where is that?

[Bobby Lee]

I was in Sherman Oak somewhere by myself. I'm, you know, why don't you ask

[Andrew Santino]

anybody to come with you?

[Bobby Lee]

No one wanted to go. And they were like, you're solo. You're spending hundreds of dollars by yourself. And after about 45 minutes, I eat alone, you know, I mean, at that little plaza there.

[Andrew Santino]

This is with Dan.

[Bobby Lee]

Noodles.

[Andrew Santino]

Self induced.

[Bobby Lee]

This is me, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Self induced.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I call me. What else is there to do? I'll go to the Wii spa. I'm alone. Naked in a spa. I'm alone.

[Andrew Santino]

Call anything all the time. Never calls me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, every once in a while Gene will be like, let's go to, you know, I mean, Young King. So we go to Young King, eat sweet and sour pork.

[Andrew Santino]

Why aren't you trying to go meet up with Chickadoos? Nobody wants to sing out. That's. Dude, I've seen your riot.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is, is that, you know, this is me for life.

[Andrew Santino]

A 13 year old white boy in the mall.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. My point is, is that, what else is there to do?

[Andrew Santino]

Go hang out with people. You just don't reach out. You don't want to reach out. You want people to reach out to you.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, the texts I get today, it's like, I mean, there was one thing Marcelo called and was like, you want to eat dinner at 6:30? But I had this. You know what I mean? So, you know. But I would have done that. Tomorrow night I'm going to hang out with my, my, you know, the girl that I'm seeing. You know, everyone knows her and then nobody knows her. I mean, you know her personally. Yeah, but I'm saying I haven't said.

[Andrew Santino]

The humans don't need to know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want anyone to know. But my point is, is that. So I do some things, but it's like. And then this weekend we're going to go to the premiere.

[Andrew Santino]

That's going to be fun.

[Bobby Lee]

That'll be fun. That's me getting out. But at night I'm going to go home. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

If that's what you need. That's what you like. That's what you like.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I, I don't know. What's that? I don't know what's going on, but I'm reverting.

[Andrew Santino]

Does she like the video game thing?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, this is what I do. This is.

[Andrew Santino]

You wait till she goes to sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

And I wait.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you.

[Bobby Lee]

I lay there and I wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Little bad boy.

[Bobby Lee]

I listen. And if I hear right, I slowly get out. Right. And I go to my little cubicle and I start playing. And they'll still wake up. It's like it's seven in the morning. You want to have breakfast? I haven't slept yet. Right. And then there's that thing.

[Andrew Santino]

And then. Does she get mad?

[Bobby Lee]

People get mad.

[Andrew Santino]

People get mad.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's destroyed every relationship I've ever had.

[Andrew Santino]

Yet here you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Women, Women don't get it. You get it. Nobody gets.

[Andrew Santino]

He takes care of baby. This guy, he's got baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, are you gonna have another baby?

[Bobby Lee]

Too much work.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like it's coming.

[Bobby Lee]

It's too much work.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like it's coming because you

[Bobby Lee]

feel you gotta have two.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I have to have two. Well, they can watch each other. Yeah, you gotta put one, make one, stare at the other one.

[Bobby Lee]

Dang. I need a race, Bobby. Okay. You do such a great job here. We'll consider it.

[Andrew Santino]

Do we really? We're not going to do that, are we? Yeah, give him a raise.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy's editing.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want him to, you know,

[Bobby Lee]

but there's no one that edits better.

[Andrew Santino]

You think we can't find someone?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think as good as.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, out there in the Bad Friends world, let's get a good editor.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that you're right. Email us.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't email us. Yeah. Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't imagine life without being growing up with my brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Brother Steve.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but your brother, your sister. Yeah, you can't imagine life. You're much older.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but I imagine I, I imagine life with it. Can't imagine life without it.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And were you saying that the same with Fancy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I, I think that. No, he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me. He's saying to have another kid.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be real. At this point in our lives, I can't imagine life without you. I love you that much. Thank you. Right. You're mean to me, but I love you that much. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I did fight for him. To get a raise today. He has no idea. I did.

[Bobby Lee]

You did.

[Andrew Santino]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

And then what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to see, okay? We're going to see what happens.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I.

[Andrew Santino]

And you.

[Bobby Lee]

I. Yeah. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Not you.

[Bobby Lee]

Not you.

[Andrew Santino]

Scum. Trash pig.

[Bobby Lee]

But you know, I would fight for you, McConnell. Even though you don't fight for me, I would fight for you.

[Andrew Santino]

McCone has. Not only has McCone not fought for you, he goes against you often.

[Bobby Lee]

I know he does.

[Andrew Santino]

As much as he can.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know he does. Now, if you call him to go

[Andrew Santino]

play video games, he would be there. He would be there in a heartbeat. You know, I saw a guy. I watched a guy get his car keyed, get his car keyed yesterday, and it. It was like crazy to watch.

[Bobby Lee]

That doesn't bother me.

[Andrew Santino]

A guy keying his car. He. I watched the guy key a guy's car.

[Bobby Lee]

My own car. Like, who cares?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, you do. It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what that's the thing about this is what you guys with your cars, huh? I'm talking about macho men, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, macho, macho man. Macho man. I'd like to key a macho man's car.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying. But a little fender bender, a little key, you know? I mean, you guys go apeshit.

[Andrew Santino]

No. This guy scratched the whole of his car.

[Bobby Lee]

And what it does. Does the car still run?

[Andrew Santino]

It broke the engine.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a shitty thing.

[Bobby Lee]

It is a shitty thing to do.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But, but it's crazy to see it.

[Bobby Lee]

But is it fighting?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Like if I. You. My name is. Let's say I'm a guy. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. We'll pretend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. My name is Tango.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello, Tango.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And you catch me keying your car.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. With a razor blade.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Interesting choice.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Well, usually you'd use a Romulan life

[Andrew Santino]

or a thing that's in the word. Perhaps a key.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't use keys.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I use. You know what? I'm going to use a tweezer. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That might it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because it's two.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Double.

[Bobby Lee]

You get two scrapes. I'm doing it. Is that. Is that fighting?

[Andrew Santino]

Do I fight you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you fight me? Do you physically assault me?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable.

[Bobby Lee]

No. I'm Tango.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

I work at Kinkos.

[Andrew Santino]

Tango is of sound state in mind.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm a manager at Kinkos. I have, you know, I mean, I have A dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you're bummed because Kinkos is closing down, so obviously you're upset.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I am a little upset about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I just didn't like your vibe.

[Andrew Santino]

No. You keep my car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I just keyed it with. With tweezers.

[Andrew Santino]

Is.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they fighting?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I like the Kinko's on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I come back my store. I just manage there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I know. You don't have a job there anymore, then.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then every time you get replaced to another Kinko store. I like that one.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry. I got a job offer from Michaels.

[Andrew Santino]

I go to Michael's. I like that whole fucking thing out. That's flammable.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all, you know, paper.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna like.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in the Velcro section of Michael.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm lighting every business you go and Magic Marker on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Every business you work at, I'm lighting it on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

To make sure that you never work again.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know those.

[Andrew Santino]

Then I steal your dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, now that's. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

While you're at work at Michael's, I steal your dog. Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I do?

[Andrew Santino]

What do you do?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I steal your coffee machine, brother. Yeah. Not good.

[Andrew Santino]

You got me. You got me good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No. You keep my car. Steal your dog.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? I break your wife's ankle.

[Andrew Santino]

Which one, left or right?

[Bobby Lee]

Both.

[Andrew Santino]

That's good. Yeah. One would have been.

[Bobby Lee]

What you gonna do?

[Andrew Santino]

Easy to deal with, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What you gonna do?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, I'm gonna kidnap your brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you're. Now we're getting personal.

[Andrew Santino]

You said my wife.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. Oh, that's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tango saying it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. How does Tango know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I fucking Wikipedia and famous.

[Andrew Santino]

Tango has a wife.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, Tango has a brother.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tango has a brother.

[Andrew Santino]

Mango.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I kidnapped Mango.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like mango.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, good. I'm going to kill him. Sell him for parts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Steal his organs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that okay?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to sell.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to let. I'm going to light the wedding on fire. Your sister's wedding.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't go to arson. That's my thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's his.

[Andrew Santino]

I light fires.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what? Agent Orange, that's no.

[Andrew Santino]

My thing again.

[Bobby Lee]

If I little tiny plate a Buddy Holly plane over your. Your sister's wedding, Agent Orange, they'll think

[Andrew Santino]

it's a wedding gift from me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The Discombobulator. That's right. Neutralized Russian and Chinese radar missile systems.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it orange? What does it do?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it was. It was killed. It killed a lot of people. It was awful. It is terrible.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It, like, seized up your whole body. It's, like, shut down your organs. Right. It affects multiple systems, leads into various cancers, prostate and lung, nervous system disorders, Parkinson's, neuropathy, heart disease, diabetes. It was incredible. It was just, like, huffing the most, like, toxic chemical in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What movie was that?

[Andrew Santino]

Platoon?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Apocalypse Now.

[Bobby Lee]

Apocalypse Now. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you gonna get me from. What are you gonna get my sister for her? Her wedding as a gift. She does expect.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think I'm invited to the wedding.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she was gonna invite you.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being real? If I get invited to the wedding, I'll go.

[Andrew Santino]

Will you really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of gift would you give?

[Bobby Lee]

What? Don't they have the thing where you. I go.

[Andrew Santino]

The registry?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I go to a website, you know, where they're registered?

[Bobby Lee]

Where?

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy Oz.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, then I'm gonna get a lot of things for their child. When they have a child.

[Andrew Santino]

She would flip her. If you showed up to the wedding, I would go. It's so far away. You're not gonna do it? Are you going to my sister's wedding?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It'll keep me away from the video games.

[Andrew Santino]

Be fun as.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I want to go.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gonna be amazing. The resort is sick.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to go.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't want it to pass. And then you go. You're gonna say, oh, I didn't think you were gonna.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll talk to her. She would never think you would go.

[Bobby Lee]

I would 100 go. And I'd be polite.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course. You would be the best. My family would lose their mind to see you there.

[Bobby Lee]

I would love to go. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

When are we gonna go to your wedding? I. I am excited to walk you down the aisle.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that you're my best man?

[Andrew Santino]

Your dad walks you down the aisle. You're the bride. Your dad's dead. You think the best man walks you down the aisle? That's so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

That is a Bobby wedding.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the best man?

[Andrew Santino]

First of all, I would be a 100. One of your best men.

[Bobby Lee]

How many is there?

[Andrew Santino]

Six. You can have as many as you want. It's your choice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it'd be a Part of the six.

[Andrew Santino]

Your brother would be in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Gene.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is right now, at this date? Yeah. Any celebrity?

[Andrew Santino]

Steven Tyler, Michael Bay. Michael Bay, maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

I would ask Michael. That'd be cool.

[Andrew Santino]

He blow it blows up your wedding.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who would be my best man? It'd be Gene Makona.

[Andrew Santino]

Be the ring bearer.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably my sponsor.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You'd have to have him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Get him. Also bring Danny up, my oldest one.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to bring Danny?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It'd be crazy. The bachelor party is just us watching and play video games for seven hours at night. We just sit in a hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite.

[Bobby Lee]

Where do I do it, though?

[Andrew Santino]

Your wedding?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Something exotic.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

People can afford to go to

[Andrew Santino]

exotic. Affordable is tough.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Andrew Santino]

It's usually not affordable if it's exotic,

[Bobby Lee]

but to go to, like, an island, like. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the Pango.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, Right. Topanga from Boy Meets World of Topango. Well, we'd have to pay for it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not paying for tobacco. I mean, you got to pay for yourself. You know how much the wedding's gonna cost?

[Andrew Santino]

You know where you should do your wedding?

[Bobby Lee]

Where?

[Andrew Santino]

Soul.

[Bobby Lee]

So in my heart.

[Andrew Santino]

In your home?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Too expensive.

[Andrew Santino]

You thought I meant your soul? Actually, you know what? In my heart.

[Bobby Lee]

That's beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

You would. I know for a fact you would have a wedding in Hawaii. 100, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Hawaii.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no doubt in my mind.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no doubt.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he would have. It's easy. People can get there.

[Andrew Santino]

West coast, for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But you don't. You wouldn't. Who would you know on the east coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live East?

[Bobby Lee]

I would invite a. Tell.

[Andrew Santino]

He would never go.

[Bobby Lee]

I know he would.

[Andrew Santino]

In a million years.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I would invite. They wouldn't come.

[Andrew Santino]

Comics, you're saying?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the east coast comics. He would go.

[Bobby Lee]

100 Giannis.

[Andrew Santino]

Giannis Papas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. One of the best Giannis for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

He'd show up.

[Bobby Lee]

Giannis.

[Andrew Santino]

Greek freak.

[Bobby Lee]

Chris. Let's see Austin, guys. Adam Egot.

[Andrew Santino]

Would you invite Rogan?

[Bobby Lee]

I would. He wouldn't come.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet you he would. If he got invited. I guarantee you he'd come.

[Bobby Lee]

Adam Egot.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Egret. Yeah, he would go.

[Bobby Lee]

He would go. Who else from Austin?

[Andrew Santino]

Shane. You'd invite Shane?

[Bobby Lee]

He wouldn't come.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Why do you wouldn't he.

[Bobby Lee]

But I would invite him.

[Andrew Santino]

Why wouldn't he Come if he's too busy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tom and Bert. Yeah, Tom and Bert.

[Andrew Santino]

Which one first, though?

[Bobby Lee]

Don't put me in this. Don't put me in this situation. That was a good one.

[Andrew Santino]

He almost said it twice, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

I would send it out. Out exactly at the same time. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And no girls.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

These are all guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I would invite Astor, Andrea, Jen. Andrea, Jen. Kalila. Yeah, I would invite Kalila.

[Andrew Santino]

Should do the wedding. She should do the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that? Be the pastor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, whatever. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Or the ceremonial person.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably cat.

[Andrew Santino]

Bird. So new to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But she's pretty close, so. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I took her and Joey Cerrone down to San Diego. Fantastic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Great, right?

[Andrew Santino]

They both did great. He did great, too. Do you know that kid?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Joey's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They both did great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shout out to those guys. Comedy stores is on the move. Got a lot of young talent down there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, in Hollywood, the comedy storms. Yeah. There's some good. Some great people.

[Andrew Santino]

The door guys are a lot of door guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Some great ones.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's fun that the girls call themselves door guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, they go. They introduce. They'll go, hi, I'm a door guy at the Comedy Store.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a fun little title I never had. I wish I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell you what happened the other day at the store? Yeah. And it's. It's crazy. Yeah. I can't explain what happened. Through Cave. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is crazy comedy. Cave. We should start a comedy club. Comedy Cave. And you got to do that up there.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm at the Comedy Store, and there's a door guy there I've never talked to in my life. And he comes up to me and he goes, can I talk to you? Yeah, sure. I don't know his name.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know who this person.

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen him around. He seems very nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

And he goes, hey, if you want to ever get together and talk about Jesus Christ.

[Andrew Santino]

Christ, shut up. Shut up. Who said that?

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God. It happened.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know who it is, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I do know.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And I go, what? That. Right. And he goes, yeah. I mean, if you. You want to get together and talk about the Lord, you know, I mean, I would really like that. You know?

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I go, okay, you don't want to do it. And I. I came this close to calling Peter Shore and getting him fired. No. I don't know if it felt intrusive. Yeah. Because if you don't have a. Like, a relationship with somebody, and that's your opener. That's your opener. Like, we've never talked about anything.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But maybe that means a lot to him, and you mean a lot to him. So these two things can combine.

[Bobby Lee]

What you're saying to me is I should. I should take him up.

[Andrew Santino]

Give it a chance. Let Jesus into your heart, into your soul. South Korea. Let Jesus into your soul. South Korea.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So you're at the Comedy Store. Yeah, I'm a new door guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I don't know you at all.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Santino.

[Andrew Santino]

Get the. Away from me. No, no, no. Hey, what's up, brother? I'm Bobby. Mom. Oh, yeah. What's up, man? Yeah. It's fun, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Good stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, thanks, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, thanks. Do you have my keys for the car?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do, but can I talk to you about something first?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, what's up?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you know Allah?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm a Christian, so I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd love to. As a Muslim, I'd love to tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

I go this way.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you see what I'm doing?

[Andrew Santino]

Diversion.

[Bobby Lee]

I go this way.

[Andrew Santino]

Diversion.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Smart.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you know Buddha?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know Buddha.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't know Christian. Oh, you want to talk about the Lord?

[Andrew Santino]

Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Love to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tomorrow. Today, like, tomorrow.

[Andrew Santino]

You want to have love? No, I'd like to do it right now. Let me stay. I'm gonna stay. Come on. Get in my car real fast. And you would take your shirt off, get in my car. Talk about Jesus.

[Bobby Lee]

You would. There's no way you would allow that to happen.

[Andrew Santino]

I would if he was interesting enough. If he. If the dude was interesting enough, I'd chat with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real. No way. There's no way. Dude, running out of.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no way, you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, what are you trying to fucking put out there, that you're an everyday man? I would.

[Andrew Santino]

What? I'm not going to talk to a door guy. What are you talking about? Of course I will. I talk to the door guys all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Unless the door guy's name is Taylor Swift. You would do it? Yeah. Yeah. If Taylor at. Yeah, you would do it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I would. I talk to door guys all the time. If someone said, I want to talk to you about Jesus, I said, what do you want to talk about? I would talk to him. What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

If he said that I'd go, what

[Bobby Lee]

are you, the most intimidating guy at the store.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

People go. They tremble.

[Andrew Santino]

That is. You're making a bullshit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because remember that one, right?

[Andrew Santino]

No, but the store guys. I'm nice to all those guys. Ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them. There's not one of them that I'm. That's, like, nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Me. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm excited. I will say I am excited for the goat movie. So please, this will be out. So please go watch Goat. It premieres out in theaters February 13th. Is that right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

I think that's the date. February 13th. All over the United States of America. And it's going to be all over the world. So if you're in China, please go see goat. Yeah, they got into China. That's a big deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, because.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. They don't let anybody go over there now. Well, let's hope. And let's hope that you like our. Our performance.

[Bobby Lee]

We're in it a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

We're in it a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDb. I'm listed as you. I think it says Andrew Santino plays Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I even listed at all?

[Andrew Santino]

You are, but you says yours has your character. Oh, I don't know why. For some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Andrew Santino voice. Oh, they must have fixed it because it originally said Bobby. Jennifer Hudson Jelly Roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Aisha Curry. Go up top, though, to the. Those are the other ones of the. Nick Kroll, Gabriel Union. Caleb McLaughlin plays Will David Harbour, Steven Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswald and Steph Curry.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So cool.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a pretty cool combo.

[Bobby Lee]

It'll be fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, please go see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Go check it out.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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