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Rudy
You two are bad friends.
Bobby Lee
Who are these two idiots? White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something.
Rudy
We're bad friends.
Andrew Santino
What's going on with you today? You feel like you're. Yeah. You're very Miyagi today.
Bobby Lee
It's a Sunday.
Andrew Santino
Teach us Miyagi.
Bobby Lee
I woke up and it's like. You know when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you're pissing on? Today I'm living in the moment.
Andrew Santino
Are we gonna do a bunch of Chinese proverbs?
Bobby Lee
Proverbs. I'm just saying that I had. I saw a bumper sticker driving over here. Made me kind of mad.
Andrew Santino
What did it say?
Bobby Lee
It said, if you drive. If you get near me, I drive slower.
Andrew Santino
Oh.
Bobby Lee
So I want a bumper sticker in my front window says, well, then I'll crash into you.
Andrew Santino
You just have to drive in front of them after you see it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I went to the side just to see what they look like.
Andrew Santino
What did they look like?
Bobby Lee
It's an old white lady.
Rudy
A Karen.
Bobby Lee
E. Karen. Pass. Stay hydrated.
Andrew Santino
Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen? Like, nine, probably. Yeah, I think that ruined the name Karen.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Adolf is ruined.
Andrew Santino
No, no, that one's back.
Bobby Lee
It's. Adolph is back. Oh.
Andrew Santino
What does it say? How many babies named Karen Plummeted. The name plummeted.
Bobby Lee
It plummeted.
Andrew Santino
It fell out of the top eight. Pull.
Bobby Lee
Pot.
Andrew Santino
Pull. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. P. See if. Pull, pot.
Andrew Santino
Poty. See if pot.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Pull. Potato. K. Zero. Zero. Zero. I created a name. Zero.
Andrew Santino
Why?
Bobby Lee
Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name. You can't beat. You can't beat zero, dude.
Andrew Santino
Yes, I can.
Bobby Lee
That's a. I mean, I'm that. I'm champ right now. How many babies I'm name Champ right now, dude.
Andrew Santino
How many babies in 2026?
Bobby Lee
You can't make up a name that no one's ever had. Like
Andrew Santino
Hitler.
Bobby Lee
No, no, Just say a name. In the past, how Many people in
Andrew Santino
2026 were named Genghis Khan?
Bobby Lee
Genghis.
Andrew Santino
No, you said Pol Pot.
Bobby Lee
Genghis does not appear in the top thousand recorded by baby. Yeah, but it's still not zero.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but pole would be a name. That would be a baby. But you said pole. Pot.
Bobby Lee
You said Genghis Khan.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Genghis Khan.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Okay. All right.
Andrew Santino
I'm saying.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
Zero babies named Genghis in 2024.
Bobby Lee
If I ever. Baby. That's what it is.
Andrew Santino
We're tied. Genghis Pot.
Bobby Lee
All right. All right. And that's it. All right. We were tied. We're tied. We don't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. There's no way to go lower. Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So I saw Obsession last night.
Bobby Lee
Did I not tell you it was good? Did you think it was good?
Andrew Santino
What did I. I called m. Why you tell me. I. I called. I called McCone. I went and got pizza. I called McCone.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What did I say?
Bobby Lee
Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie? What was good about it?
Andrew Santino
And then he goes, ever the contrarian.
Bobby Lee
I did say. You said that. Ever the contrarian.
Andrew Santino
Douchebag.
Bobby Lee
Douchebag.
Andrew Santino
And I go, what are you doing? He's like, hold on. Sorry, man. I'm at Kara to go back in. They just picked my song.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Did you go to the place on Wilshire? What was it called? The Monkey Bar. What's it called? I don't know, but it had a bunch of Egyptian stuff in it. But it was.
Andrew Santino
It's called Brass Monkey.
Bobby Lee
Brass Monkey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was close. There's monkey in it.
Andrew Santino
I mean, Beastie Boys, dude.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Brass Monkey. There's one on Wil.
Andrew Santino
Funky Monkey.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And it's a huge.
Andrew Santino
It's a massive car. We've been.
Bobby Lee
We've been there. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You didn't go to that one with how many private rooms? Was it like a row of rooms?
Bobby Lee
It was a lot of private rooms. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Maybe that was it.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's in Koreatown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to that one. It was fun downstairs. And then they had the. The girls that you can bring in. Why? Why not?
Andrew Santino
Dudes only.
Bobby Lee
That's the question you have to ask yourself. Why not?
Andrew Santino
Why not?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. Why are you asking why? Always. You always say why not? You know what I mean? But why is it. What does that to do with karaoke? I don't know. But Koreans, they just do the. You know.
Andrew Santino
Anybody's allowed it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, no, but you know how they.
Andrew Santino
What they.
Bobby Lee
What do they call them, Carlos?
Andrew Santino
They're like. They' like. They're like a. A. I was going to that hang at your table.
Bobby Lee
They're not Gishas, dude. This not Japan. No. Here in America.
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
They have hostess girls. Hostess girls. That's all. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How did we not get that?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Host. Yeah, they're hostess.
Bobby Lee
They're hostess girls.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. They're friends.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And then they. They. They try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever and they flirt with you, right? You guys sing together.
Andrew Santino
You buy the bottle.
Bobby Lee
You buy the bottle and then they just disappear. I don't know. They're like ninjas. They're not geishas, they're ninjas. Parishes, after you. You pay the bill, they're just gone. Gone. Why don't you love me? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I did not. I unfortunately wasn't a big fan.
Bobby Lee
Did your wife like it?
Andrew Santino
No, you weren't.
Bobby Lee
You didn't like it? I, I thought it was a good pr.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you this. A good premise. Very good premise.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We were hanging. They, they hung the film on the premise. And there was no great twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa, I didn't. Oh, wow. And then my biggest point that I made on the phone to him was he breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything. One of the two things in the world that didn't justify the behavior to me. It should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough. Like, I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out,
Bobby Lee
I was like, your writer's hat on.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wouldn't that have been better?
Bobby Lee
You got to take it off when you go to a movie. Live without me.
Andrew Santino
Something big. Yeah. Something that was like, okay, okay. Also. Oh, you didn't. You didn't think she was going to feed him.
Rudy
The cat.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, she packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house.
Andrew Santino
Bury it.
Bobby Lee
No, you. Like when Remy died. When my dog died two, three months
Andrew Santino
ago, you enshrined him in a throne. He's in your living room.
Bobby Lee
I know, I understand. But you had. I had him mummified.
Andrew Santino
It's lock and key.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you gotta, yeah, you take the meat out.
Andrew Santino
Gotta take the meat out.
Bobby Lee
You gotta put them in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat. You know, this is what I did. But my point. No, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility and he's. We, we got his ashes. Like, what the is he doing? Not keep. Did he bury it in the backyard?
Andrew Santino
I don't think they showed anything like that. We are doing spoilers, but it's been out at this point for, you know, two months, so.
Bobby Lee
Right.
Andrew Santino
Anyway, no, I, I what? I enjoy.
Bobby Lee
You weren't scared at all?
Andrew Santino
No, dude, I'm a 43 year old man. Wasn't Scared.
Rudy
Okay.
Andrew Santino
The girl being like, you do that in the studio.
Bobby Lee
I know I do that. I know I do that. I know.
Andrew Santino
It's not that crazy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. But I have ticks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, here's another. I, I. And I'm gonna offer McCone some money, and this is what the deal is if you want to hear my new thing. Yeah. I've been, for some reason, bad friends, and other part, my podcasts have been popping up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with, you know, the things I want to watch, which is why Carlos like people in Africa doing things.
Andrew Santino
Football clips and people in India doing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. I like, you know. You know, and. But for some reason, comedy is, like, coming up.
Andrew Santino
Oh, good.
Bobby Lee
Like, when you see your friend doing stand up, you just. You go fast, right?
Andrew Santino
I shut my phone off. If I see someone I know in like a. What's going on? Who's this girl?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Right away.
Bobby Lee
Especially a crowd work kind of video, I go fast.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I'm out.
Bobby Lee
But anyway, I realized, well, so I had a book signing yesterday. No, I know it's real, but it's
Andrew Santino
just such a funny phrase for you to say, because most people that book signings, they wrote a book.
Bobby Lee
He's never laughed that much ever. Okay, get it out. Get it all out, man.
Andrew Santino
What's the book? Oh, there was deadway. Cartoon.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's not a cartoon.
Andrew Santino
What is it?
Bobby Lee
It's called literature.
Andrew Santino
It's animated.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
So it's a graphic novel.
Bobby Lee
It's a graphic novel.
Andrew Santino
It's a cartoon. No, but it's awesome.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
I actually read it, by the way. I read it. It's in our front room. I read one.
Rudy
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I only have one.
Andrew Santino
Huh?
Bobby Lee
I only have one.
Andrew Santino
Well, it took a series. Took about five minutes.
Bobby Lee
All right. I think Dr. Just say, I read it.
Andrew Santino
I read it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not Harry Potter. You know what I mean?
Andrew Santino
I really enjoyed it.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, no, you didn't. I don't care.
Andrew Santino
Yes, I did.
Bobby Lee
I don't care what you think about it. Now you're getting me riled up. I try to be Zen.
Andrew Santino
Anyway, book signing.
Bobby Lee
And so, you know, one guy said, can you write this now? This is a war, Bobby Lee. And I go, why would you want me to write that? He goes, it's something that you say,
Andrew Santino
you say on the show all the time, right?
Bobby Lee
And then I go, what are some other things I say? You know what I mean? And then also, I'm watching algorithms. And so there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy. That I do. So every time I say an ism, now, I'm gonna give McCone $5. Nice.
Andrew Santino
What's the. Give me.
Bobby Lee
I'll give you those. Some of the things that I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is. Is that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Is. Is that the thing? Is. Is that. Yeah, yeah. Can I say something? $5.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Andrew Santino
As well. $5.
Bobby Lee
No, we're saying. No, no, we're saying, though.
Andrew Santino
No, no, no, no. $5.
Bobby Lee
We're saying what they are now, and then they're gonna be a time when. Then the game begins. Thousands of dollars from now on. Yeah, yeah. There's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All right? So I'm just telling. Let's get the isms out now. And then if I say them, I give McGown and we'll add it up through time, and then I'll give them money.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
All right, so let's write them out. So it's. I think two years is fine. Three years.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's three.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's got to be three. Yeah. So if I say, yeah, that's fine. I can say two nos.
Andrew Santino
No, you get one.
Bobby Lee
No, I get. That's not fair.
Andrew Santino
Dude. This is your ism rule.
Bobby Lee
All right? This is my ism rule. All right, so type it. Are you writing it down?
Andrew Santino
But I want to see it on a. On the thing.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Can I say something?
Andrew Santino
Can I say which.
Bobby Lee
I don't even know that I say that.
Andrew Santino
Do I say that all the time?
Bobby Lee
Okay, the thing is, is that. Yeah, right. That's another thing that I say. Right. What are some other things I say? Go. Whoa, dude. Oh, I don't. I've never said, whoa, dude. Dude, give me the loot. I've said, give me the long diving. Give me the loot. I haven't said that a long time. That kept. What, your urban Bobby?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
The whole thing. Like, whenever there's a black person around, some octaves change in your voice. No, no, we can't do that, because I'm being, you know, I mean, I'm trying to get to the rhythm and their. Their energy. Like, vibe. It's a vibe I'm vibing.
Andrew Santino
You do have to match.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. You have to vibe.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, He. That's got to be. If he's in character, he can say anything.
Bobby Lee
How you doing, bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you know? Yeah. Mexican.
Rudy
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I didn't say that.
Andrew Santino
I did.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he did. Oh, you did? Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, yeah, it is.
Bobby Lee
What else? You know? You mean that's a Ronnie chain game?
Andrew Santino
You know what?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is that. You know what? When he's about to get mad, you know what?
Bobby Lee
But. Oh, I say that?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
All right. That can't be a thing.
Andrew Santino
Why?
Bobby Lee
Because you say it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So that's not an ism.
Andrew Santino
I have no restrictions. I, I. No one came up to me about the isms.
Bobby Lee
Take. Take you know what out.
Andrew Santino
War. War. War.
Bobby Lee
Anything about war. Unless I'm talking about Iran.
Andrew Santino
Then we're good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, then we're good.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
But if I, like, if I tell
Andrew Santino
somebody we're in a war repeating what Andrew just said.
Bobby Lee
Okay, that all the time, whatever he says, you say the word immediately after. Like, give me an example. Like, if he calls something, like, ugly, you would say, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. But that's. That's. That's $10. Yeah, because. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly. Would be $10.
Andrew Santino
No, it's two years. He'll go, yeah, yeah, that's ugly.
Bobby Lee
Double offense. Yes. Well, then it's two. Yes is fine because it's three. Yes is the.
Andrew Santino
It is true.
Bobby Lee
Thank you. Are you out of your fucking mind, dude?
Andrew Santino
He does say that.
Bobby Lee
I don't think that's an ism.
Andrew Santino
It's. I mean, it's like angrily.
Bobby Lee
Say it loud.
Andrew Santino
Are you fucking mind? Yeah, and then you fall away. You kick the table.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
Kicking the table. Yeah, that's $5.
Bobby Lee
Kicking the table is $5. Okay. Laughing like Elmo. Okay, that's you. Now you're being a jerk.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, you're being a jerk.
Bobby Lee
Breathing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You know, the way you bre. Yeah. You can't do that. Okay, wait, but that's enough.
Andrew Santino
Can I. No.
Bobby Lee
Elmo laugh has got to get out now.
Andrew Santino
Get it out.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Just put an X through it. All right. Put an X through it. Yeah. I have an elbow laugh sometimes. What? Just in case. Yeah, but I have an Elmo laugh. I never thought of it that way, but, yeah. He brings up. I said yeah twice just now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Oh, $5.
Bobby Lee
No, that's not $5. Yeah. Three. Yes.
Andrew Santino
Oh, okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. And I caught myself.
Andrew Santino
You got close.
Bobby Lee
Yay.
Andrew Santino
That's it. That's one. Write it down.
Bobby Lee
There's no way I could do this. There's no way I could do it. All right, we'll try. Just for today. Let's just try it today. Any is anyway. Fine.
Andrew Santino
Anyway is fine.
Bobby Lee
Anyway is fine.
Andrew Santino
Let me just finish what I was trying to say. I'm happy. A young filmmaker is sprouting, and it's gonna lead other young filmmakers to make stuff, and then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps.
Bobby Lee
I think it proves a point that we can make a movie for under. For the amount of money that they use now.
Andrew Santino
There's a weird thing that's happening with that. It's like everyone's like, $750,000. It's going to make over 200 million. And you're like, I know, but no one got paid.
Bobby Lee
I understand that.
Andrew Santino
So someone makes a lot of money, and everyone makes no money now. And then they'll go, but they'll get it on the next one. You're like, I know, but some of these people might not get a next one.
Bobby Lee
But that kid will.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but not everybody will.
Bobby Lee
I know, but when Jordan did get out, they bought him a car. It's the same company, Blumhouse.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
On top of the money that he
Andrew Santino
got, I wouldn't want the car. I'd be like, I have a car. That's how I got to the shoot.
Bobby Lee
I understand, but give me the money. They did give him the money as well, but they also gave him a nice car.
Andrew Santino
I think they were probably gonna give this kid a bonus. And my guess was 10 mil. Yeah. And sign him to, like, an overall deal with them to make two more films.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but a different movie.
Andrew Santino
Texas Taint on Massacre, I think.
Rudy
Right?
Bobby Lee
Oh, that's gonna be amazing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he's good. He's talented.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, he's a talented kid. You can just tell by. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Why did you cover up your comic store tattoo with a sticker or something?
Bobby Lee
Because I have a new one right here. Oh. Oh.
Andrew Santino
We didn't even see this. The Arsenal tattoo. Did you see this Big Gooner?
Bobby Lee
You Instagrammed it? Yeah, I Instagrammed it.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
That's great.
Bobby Lee
And then she retouched. Mike repeated me. She retouched my Comedy Store, and she touched the mad part here.
Andrew Santino
Was it the same artist that did the original?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You only one use one girl, Char, and she's great.
Andrew Santino
What are you doing with that star on your wrist?
Bobby Lee
I'm gonna get it removed.
Andrew Santino
Really?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I'm getting this removed. What?
Andrew Santino
If you want to rejoin Fallout Boy, you gotta have.
Bobby Lee
There's Elmo laugh.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
There is 15 bucks.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. There's an elbow laugh.
Andrew Santino
I'm telling you, though, that.
Bobby Lee
Because that was so funny what you just said.
Andrew Santino
Let me see your you know, that
Bobby Lee
was during the Fallout Boy era.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, that's why I said it. Let me see the gur tattoo. Gur for life, dude. Good for you. Congratulations.
Bobby Lee
Oh, thank you. Oh, we've started. We've been here for.
Andrew Santino
We've been here for an hour and a half.
Bobby Lee
An hour and a half.
Andrew Santino
And you guys are late. No, you guys are late.
Bobby Lee
Sit down, sit down.
Andrew Santino
Guys.
Bobby Lee
Guys. How are you?
Andrew Santino
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and Issa.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Andrew Santino
Back in the studio.
Rudy
Belated Happy birthday.
Andrew Santino
Happy birthday. I went to his party. You didn't go. Carlos went. Yes. You were invited. It's in your tax. He showed it to me. He was really upset you didn't go. In fact, McCone, when I showed up. Dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up. Look at. He's laughing. He knows. I walk in. I walk in with my wife and our friend, and we walk upstairs. They're sitting in a circle. Yeah. In suits.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Like this. No one's talking.
Bobby Lee
Of course.
Andrew Santino
Nine people. And I go, I'm gonna leave this. This is not a party.
Bobby Lee
It's midsummer.
Andrew Santino
It's in. It's midsummer.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It really is. But you change the vibe when you come.
Andrew Santino
I did. And we took us outside, and it made it so much better.
Bobby Lee
Well, yes. His friends are very weird.
Andrew Santino
Can I be honest with you right now? Yeah, absolutely.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Friday night, when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show, some
Andrew Santino
of the weirdest people on planet.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. They're. And they try to be. You know what I loved about your brothers? Because you gave them a talk. Did you not? Yeah, yeah. You go. Try to be more engaging. Right. So they're trying to smile and go, thanks, Bob. Right. But I know that it's because you gave them a pep talk. So I don't believe what they're saying. Yeah, yeah. They have to believe in it. They get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not used. I'm not Hollywood. Why do you think we're doing this podcast?
Andrew Santino
Good. Not yelling.
Rudy
Good.
Andrew Santino
Take it down.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Is that a part of the thing?
Andrew Santino
What is that? Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Is that you? A disclosure day. Did you see the movie? Yeah, that's why I left last. Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of the movie? I'm not gonna say anything because. I know, but is it good or bad? It looks like a cardboard. Yeah. It's so crazy. Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop out? Steven Spielberg, dude, zoom in. He wasn't next to you. Look, look, look.
Andrew Santino
Are you looking for a condominium in Marina Del Rey? Dude, you look so.
Bobby Lee
So crazy funny.
Andrew Santino
That is such a. It's like a press poster.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of your belly or is that a new fashion thing?
Andrew Santino
New to this area? Come to Trivia Night at the local pub. You're running for, like, state something. State government.
Bobby Lee
That's insane.
Andrew Santino
Girls, how are you?
Rudy
We're good.
Andrew Santino
New glasses?
Rudy
No, I wear contacts.
Andrew Santino
But you never wear. I've never seen you in those. Have you worn these to the show?
Rudy
No.
Andrew Santino
No, I've never seen those. You wear contacts?
Rudy
Yeah, I do.
Andrew Santino
What are those? Just sunglasses.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Let me see. Put them on. Let's see.
Rudy
What?
Bobby Lee
She thinks he's Bono.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Let me see Bono.
Bobby Lee
Let's go, Bono. Yeah, let's go. Let's go, Bono. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the streets have no name. Say that. Where the streets. Go ahead.
Andrew Santino
Well, where they're from, the streets don't have names.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. So can I tell you this? Something that happened.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Right. And just give me your best judgment as a. There's a couple of things I want to say.
Andrew Santino
Okay?
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
As a compadre.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
As a patriot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
America first.
Andrew Santino
God bless.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Girls, say America first real fast.
Rudy
America first.
Andrew Santino
Thank you.
Bobby Lee
Okay. You don't believe it, though. Yeah. There's no belief system. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You can tell.
Bobby Lee
So I was. We. We're on a little break on our tour. So I said to the Comedy Store and everybody, I go, you know, I'm taking a week off. Nice. I don't want to stand up. I want to relax, hang out with my girlfriend, hang out with the family. All right. And I had a friend call and say, you said you were going to be performing a couple of months ago on a Saturday night, this specific Saturday night, which is last night. And I go, yeah, but I'm not. You know, I didn't call in, so. But my family's in town. You know, it's a whole thing that we're coming.
Andrew Santino
Did you tell her you were going
Bobby Lee
to be there that night A couple of months ago? I think she had texted me saying that, like, are you performing whatever the day it is. Right. So I go, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that.
Andrew Santino
$20.
Bobby Lee
That's $20.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That some of my isms, if I give. I say them, I have to give him $5.
Andrew Santino
Anyway. So, look, so you did. May have said, which we do all the time. They go, do you perform on Saturday in Like, August. You're like, I don't know, man. It's June. Yeah, probably, I guess. I have no idea.
Bobby Lee
So that's what happened. Right.
Andrew Santino
I understand.
Bobby Lee
So all week, this person. You're not. I go, I'm taking a break. You're not. And so finally, Friday, which is a couple days ago, I said, I called the Comedy Store, Rose. I go, is there any way you can just slot me into the main room at 8? And so when you do that, what. What do they do? They have to readjust, call everyone and go.
Andrew Santino
Somebody gets bumped.
Bobby Lee
Somebody gets bumped. You know, there's.
Andrew Santino
You know, it happens.
Bobby Lee
Then I go reserve a table. They. Mitzy's table. They reserved.
Andrew Santino
Very nice.
Bobby Lee
Right? And then I was also invited to. I'm not gonna drop a name.
Andrew Santino
Should.
Bobby Lee
I Don't want to.
Andrew Santino
Why not?
Bobby Lee
Because I'm like you.
Andrew Santino
I mean, people who know Elmo laugh. Five more dollars.
Bobby Lee
That's it.
Andrew Santino
Close.
Bobby Lee
That was close enough.
Andrew Santino
All right, five more dollars.
Bobby Lee
This person invited me. Rock star.
Andrew Santino
I can say that Ace freely.
Bobby Lee
Close. Okay, close. Yeah. A guy that's in a band. It was like, hey, do you. Do you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go watch. Have dinner and watch a movie? And I said, I can't because I have to do this show Saturday night. Right.
Andrew Santino
I mean, no, but you go ahead.
Bobby Lee
What would you have said?
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you.
Bobby Lee
Right.
Andrew Santino
So I said I would take off,
Bobby Lee
and that's not what I do.
Andrew Santino
Okay, so you did the show for these people.
Bobby Lee
So, yeah. So I show up at the Comedy Store, and I go to the COVID booth, and I go, are my people here or main room? They're like, they haven't checked in yet, but show just started.
Andrew Santino
Oh, no.
Bobby Lee
I know. And then I'm on stage, and you can see Mitzi's section. You see the booth from stage. No one's in there.
Andrew Santino
Oh, my.
Bobby Lee
Okay, no one's in there. What? Why are you shaking your head? It's crazy.
Andrew Santino
We're in agreements. It's insane.
Bobby Lee
Right?
Rudy
Right.
Bobby Lee
Right.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And number one also, it's like, they could have sold those seats. Yeah, they could have for a lot of money.
Andrew Santino
And they're very expensive.
Bobby Lee
They're very expensive.
Andrew Santino
Those are like, nice seats.
Bobby Lee
Right? And then afterwards, I go to the COVID booth. I go, are you sure they checked in? They're not in Mitzi section. And they're like, I'm telling you, no one's checked. No one had a guest list.
Andrew Santino
Did you text her?
Bobby Lee
No, I didn't text Her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with my girlfriend afterwards, check in with the people. I was so mad. I was so mad, I couldn't even text.
Andrew Santino
Okay, time out.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
What if they tried to go? Their name wasn't on the list, and they were like, well, we don't want to bother them, and they just left.
Bobby Lee
There's no way that could happen. I'm.
Andrew Santino
That definitely can happen.
Bobby Lee
I know, but they have my number directly.
Andrew Santino
But you didn't text her after she didn't show, so maybe she showed up, couldn't get in, and didn't want to bother you.
Bobby Lee
Mike, the COVID booth goes, we promise you, no one came up and said, we're on Bobby's list. After, I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm at dinner, she texts us. So I tell her my show is at 8 with her, you know, and she. At 9:30, she's like, we were at the store. We're sorry. Our dinner ran late.
Andrew Santino
And this is why you don't do that.
Bobby Lee
Right. And I go, I didn't respond to it good. Then today, what happened?
Rudy
She went over, came to my house. She.
Andrew Santino
This woman came to your home?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. She's a dear friend.
Andrew Santino
Oh.
Bobby Lee
I was like, what is going to my home? And what. Why don't you love me?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What?
Rudy
She went with four Lucky Boy burritos,
Bobby Lee
which is my favorite breakfast burrito.
Andrew Santino
We know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
And then six fresh eggs from her own chicken farm.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I don't want those.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I don't want those. I don't do foreign eggs. I don't do eggs that aren't free range.
Andrew Santino
No, I got a free range.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. Are they free range?
Andrew Santino
No, they're from.
Bobby Lee
They're from North. You've never been there?
Andrew Santino
They're Northridge range.
Bobby Lee
Northridge. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's in her backyard.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
Her kid was there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, her kid was there.
Andrew Santino
She tried to use that as.
Bobby Lee
As a sympathy card.
Andrew Santino
Right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How old is the kid?
Rudy
Six.
Andrew Santino
That's so mean.
Bobby Lee
It's so mean.
Andrew Santino
Boy. A little boy.
Bobby Lee
Girl. Oh.
Andrew Santino
Even worse.
Bobby Lee
I love her because she's, like, happy. Good to see you. Yeah. Yeah. It's one of those, Right? What I said was, I said, you
Rudy
don't want to see her.
Bobby Lee
I don't want to see her. And I go say that I left with my girlfriend in her car. So I was just in my room when they were at the house.
Andrew Santino
Awesome.
Bobby Lee
Right?
Andrew Santino
So she was in your home. She's hearing this now? She's in your home?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And you never said hi.
Bobby Lee
No way.
Andrew Santino
He never came out.
Rudy
No. So we had to entertain.
Andrew Santino
How, how, how long was she there?
Rudy
Like 30 minutes.
Andrew Santino
That's not bad.
Bobby Lee
That's not bad.
Andrew Santino
That's not bad. I, I in my mind was like, she stayed for.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but you have now. You have to understand that's a horror movie. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You can't leave your room.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over. See when he gets back tomorrow.
Bobby Lee
I understand you're trying to get out of your house, but you, but now while this is happening, I'm sitting in my room on one of my other chairs like this for 30 minutes.
Andrew Santino
Okay, that's not that bad. Just lay down.
Bobby Lee
And I keep texting. Is she gone yet? They're like, no, she's still here.
Andrew Santino
You could be doing sit ups.
Bobby Lee
I stopped doing that because you know why I stopped doing that? The discouragement.
Andrew Santino
I thought it was 100 a day, right?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I started doing it. Good morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cash App.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
I know you're a big chef.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, no, I've been scrambling eggs and I want great cookware. So I got some from Hexclad. And let me tell you something, they're premium stuff.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Old nonstick pan scratch, right? They peel, they wear out fast. The heat distribution is terrible. Heist clad gives you proper sear, great heat control and cleanup that doesn't turn into a whole second job after dinner.
Andrew Santino
Literally the last set of pots and pans you're ever going to need to buy. I'm telling you, they sent us some. Thank you so much. And it's.
Bobby Lee
Tell them about 12 piece set.
Andrew Santino
They have this 12 piece set. It's got. It's got pots, pans.
Bobby Lee
Well, let me ask you, what else is it like? Did they have a family sized stock pot?
Andrew Santino
You better believe it. And every single one of those included in the 12 piece set has its own lid. So don't go through another.
Bobby Lee
What about the warranties or warranty?
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Oh, my Lord. It's like I'm a Highlander. I could use. If I was a Highlander, I could use it for the rest of my life.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
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Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
What is going on here?
Andrew Santino
You know what's going on.
Bobby Lee
I did a book signing. You laugh. You know, a book.
Andrew Santino
You saying I did a book signing is so funny. I know, but it's somebody on the Internet meme. Real face. Go.
Bobby Lee
I'm sorry for calling you Pippi up front. That was wrong. I think that's what it Is. I apologize.
Andrew Santino
You know what?
Bobby Lee
But let me ask you something, my
Andrew Santino
friend who's an author. Thank you very much. Stop it.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Anyway.
Andrew Santino
Is.
Bobby Lee
Anyway.
Andrew Santino
Is anyway up there? What is anyway an ism. Just a natural transition.
Bobby Lee
It's a natural transition. Yeah. So then you can't put any way up there. No, you can't. How am I going to transition then? There's no way to transition only. Okay. During transition. Okay, so.
Andrew Santino
So this woman was there for 30 minutes, and then. How did you get. Did you say goodbye? How do you.
Rudy
No, because we're really close with her.
Andrew Santino
Oh, okay. You know her well enough.
Bobby Lee
She's family.
Andrew Santino
Well, she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean, must be close friends.
Bobby Lee
Well, because I was. I would be enraged.
Andrew Santino
You're right.
Bobby Lee
Would you be enraged?
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you something. They wouldn't be in my home.
Bobby Lee
That's what I'm saying.
Andrew Santino
I would call and go, hey, man, you bailed. They saved that seat. That's kind of up. Which, by the way, this happened to me. This happened to all of us. Where people go, we're coming. We're my. Somebody told me one time, they go. I was like, you didn't. Did you not show up? They were like, we didn't see you. We were there. We left.
Bobby Lee
Oh, they're in a different room.
Andrew Santino
They went to the or. And I was like, did you say, I'm Andrew Santino's guest? Because they would have gone, he's in there. They're like, no.
Bobby Lee
It's like, okay, well, that's why you.
Andrew Santino
I don't know what you want me.
Bobby Lee
I'm specific. I'm like, main room. The show starts at 7. I'm up at this time. Yeah, you mean talk to this person?
Andrew Santino
And then they text you and go, hey, what time do you go on? What time does the show start? Yeah, what room is it in?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And you're like, look up. I point. I do the arrow. I go, look up. Look at the text. Fucking two texts ago, I just said all of it.
Bobby Lee
Or, look up at the billboard. Yeah, there's a main room thing and an or thing. Right. And you could just look at her. And we're always on the billboard.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So it's like, just look at the board.
Andrew Santino
Look at the billboard.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So I'm at dinner, 9:30. She goes, you know. I mean, oh, dinner ran late. Right. So what would you do?
Andrew Santino
You would say, she was really sorry, though.
Bobby Lee
I don't care. I don't give a.
Andrew Santino
That. That is also urban. Bob, I would not te. You're smart to not text, to get mad, but when they talk to you
Bobby Lee
again, just go, no, it's forever dead.
Andrew Santino
I would say it's not cool.
Bobby Lee
It's forever dead.
Andrew Santino
Well, I go, it's not cool.
Bobby Lee
Forever dead. I want to be forever dead.
Andrew Santino
Do you really want to die?
Bobby Lee
Forever?
Rudy
Forever.
Andrew Santino
Do you guys know that song?
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What is. What shirt is. That rocks?
Bobby Lee
Roxy Music. Oh, it's mine.
Andrew Santino
Oh, that's a Cool. I was just gonna say.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Is that a Bobby Distressed?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's a distress. I didn't like the distress. I think it just said it too much. So I gave it to her.
Rudy
Gives me his failure one.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rudy
Like every morning he's. Yeah. On the dining table, just scratching, all scraping away.
Andrew Santino
He's gotta. That's his new hobby. He's Bobby distressed.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rudy
All the coffee things in the pool.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. We already talked about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already said it last time.
Andrew Santino
Who had to clean out the pool?
Bobby Lee
My cool pool guy.
Andrew Santino
What did he say?
Bobby Lee
He's like. I don't know.
Rudy
I think he's really worried.
Bobby Lee
He was worried.
Rudy
I don't know what happened.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. It's actually not a good.
Bobby Lee
Why is your pool black?
Andrew Santino
Because coffee grounds are going to get in the filter system. You're buying. You'll probably buy.
Bobby Lee
No, it's. It's instant coffee.
Andrew Santino
Oh, it's okay.
Bobby Lee
It's not ground.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, it's fine.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
Andrew Santino
It's totally fine.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's another thing, because when you take a white shirt and you soak it, if anyone wants to distress their shirt. Right.
Andrew Santino
Don't give away your secrets.
Bobby Lee
Right. You take a whole bottle of hot water. Yeah. You put hot water in a bucket. And I take you. Do you want to. Are you interested? Yeah. I feel like you're not.
Andrew Santino
I'm listening.
Bobby Lee
Okay. You take. Pour the coffee in it. Instant coffee. Right. And you let it sit for there for days.
Andrew Santino
And then do you scratch it with rocks?
Rudy
Sandpaper.
Bobby Lee
Sandpaper. But here's.
Andrew Santino
Go get some rocks.
Bobby Lee
Nope. Here's what I just found out. And I found a. A trick.
Andrew Santino
Do you want to give this away?
Bobby Lee
I do. Because it's. It's free knowledge for everybody.
Andrew Santino
Good.
Bobby Lee
I had a wardrobe for this movie I'm doing, and I asked the wardrobe lady because they know all about distressing.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And I. And I'm telling her all these things I'm doing. She's like, just go to this company. Just do it. Oh, yeah. So I'm just gonna. So what I'm doing. But they go. They do it in bulk. So you need 12 shirts at least.
Andrew Santino
You got 12.
Bobby Lee
No, I'm saving. I have like four or five arrived. I'm waiting for seven more. I'm going to bring it in and I'm going to. And it has they no holes. Rock wash. And then I'll put paint and I'll do a little bit more distressing.
Andrew Santino
But, you know, you should just throw them in your dryer and then throw some rocks in there.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what it'll do. It's.
Andrew Santino
Let's test. Let's figure it out. You put coffee in your pool.
Bobby Lee
That is true. This is like.
Andrew Santino
That is like Brewster's Millions or something. Like a kid gets a house, he's like, let's put coffee in the pool. That's insane. It's insane.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I want to build a slide on my bedroom window.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And. And. And I also want to publicly from these two friends of mine that, you know, publicly announced that I'm uk.
Andrew Santino
So you're. You're United Kingdom?
Bobby Lee
No. Uno king.
Andrew Santino
The Uno king. Right. We talked about that. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You're the Uno king.
Andrew Santino
Does he beat you every time?
Rudy
He won six games in a row.
Bobby Lee
Five.
Andrew Santino
But he is using tactics like threats and bribery.
Rudy
He is?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah. He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that she didn't.
Andrew Santino
Well, that is what kings would do. Kings would bribe. Kings are big bribers, dude.
Bobby Lee
We. We colonize.
Andrew Santino
And you know what they are in the kingdom?
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
I found this out last night. They're goop farmers. Do you know what a goop farmer is?
Bobby Lee
No, I don't know what a goop.
Andrew Santino
You're looking at two of them.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it sounds right. It sounds racist.
Andrew Santino
It's not. Go farmer.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. In medieval, there's one letter away for being racist.
Andrew Santino
Goop do. Medieval Times, it's called a goo picker or a group farmer. What they do is. Oh, sorry. Go. What is it? Oh, gong farmer. Yeah, sorry.
Bobby Lee
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. What'd you call them? Goop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Nowhere near, but goop sounded funny.
Bobby Lee
It is, but a gong farmer is a what?
Andrew Santino
A gong from a medieval and Tudor error labor responsible for manually removing human waste from city cesspiss and castle privy. So when you were in the castle, they have video of this. They would poop off the side of the castle in like a chute and then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away. They were compensated very well. They said this was a very good job. Picking up poop was one of the best jobs.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, because you have to imagine in a castle, right? You're pooping out of a hole and
Andrew Santino
just off the side of the wall.
Bobby Lee
Off the side of a wall. Probably five stories up. The wall must be.
Andrew Santino
Look at that.
Bobby Lee
Oh, that's. Yeah, that's it. Oh, my God. Imagine.
Andrew Santino
And there's this.
Bobby Lee
Once a year, they have to do the canal. You know, I mean, the canal cleaning.
Andrew Santino
Gotta clean it some.
Bobby Lee
Some like a little Brad Williams. That's a.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And get up there.
Andrew Santino
And he would get stuck. So they would tie some of his foot and just pull him down.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's. It's a Shawshank Redemption kind of a situation.
Andrew Santino
Gong farming.
Bobby Lee
Remember when he escaped? Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
You guys are gong farmers.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you're a gong farmer. But me, good money. That's a cool job.
Andrew Santino
It's a very good job.
Bobby Lee
You know, you guys aren't good with smells, though.
Rudy
I can't smell.
Bobby Lee
Okay, well, then you'd be good at gunfire.
Rudy
Me?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Did you guys go to McCone's birthday?
Bobby Lee
Tristan was there.
Andrew Santino
Why didn't you guys go?
Rudy
I had to babysit, and then I got really tired.
Andrew Santino
Why didn't you go?
Rudy
I didn't even know about it.
Andrew Santino
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Interesting.
Andrew Santino
It was really.
Bobby Lee
I didn't.
Andrew Santino
Really fun.
Bobby Lee
I didn't get invited as well, you know.
Andrew Santino
You know?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. You have to direct invite me. You can't put me in a group chat. Our direct text message. All right, let me. I'm gonna look it up. Yeah, I'm sorry, I. Yeah, yeah, you should. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up right now. Because I knew you'd make a thing out of it.
Andrew Santino
And then I. As soon as I went to leave, I go, what do you need? What's going on? And McConnell goes, Can I have a hundred dollars?
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's this. Yeah, it's a particle. Okay, so what I. What I want to say, this is. Sometimes you send me videos. No, I'm being real. This is like. Like, check out this silly video on, like, your TikTok.
Andrew Santino
He does, right?
Bobby Lee
And so then I'll click on it, and it's the most uninteresting thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it's just one of his silly TikTok.
Andrew Santino
Sure.
Bobby Lee
It says McConnell is 27, and I don't even Read. If I see a square thing and it looks like a video, I just. I just ignore it.
Andrew Santino
You can't. Part of all Bobby.
Bobby Lee
You can't. Part of all me.
Andrew Santino
You got to. You got to.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Write in a text what it is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And then send it part of full. He's never going to open.
Bobby Lee
I don't know what it is.
Andrew Santino
He doesn't know how to do that.
Bobby Lee
I do know how to press a button.
Andrew Santino
He doesn't know how.
Bobby Lee
Yes, I do. I could do it right now.
Andrew Santino
Well, then why didn't you do it for his birthday?
Bobby Lee
Because I thought it was a tick tock video. I'm sorry, I'm raising my voice. Yeah. And you're leaving Tuesday and we're gonna miss you.
Andrew Santino
Wait, where are you going?
Rudy
Back home.
Bobby Lee
No.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And. And so is your mom.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How long are you guys gonna be gone for?
Rudy
Well, she's gonna be gone for the whole year. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Until Trump's out of office, I guess. Huh?
Bobby Lee
Yep. Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wait, you're gonna be gone for the rest of the year?
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And then maybe come back next year.
Rudy
Yeah. Because immediately when I get back, my school starts.
Bobby Lee
Okay, so what I want to ask, and it's not a personal thing. Right. But you guys have two younger brothers.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Who I don't know at all. Can they come instead?
Rudy
They don't have visa. They don't have visas yet.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Get them a visa, Boba.
Bobby Lee
I'll get a visa. Yeah. Now here's my worry, Andrew, and if you can. If you can help me, please, because we have. I have familiars living with me, you know, and you are a familiar. You call them gong farmers. I call them familiars, actually call them
Andrew Santino
goop farmers on accident, but gong is the right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Gong sounds more so.
Bobby Lee
And it. Gong does sound more right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gong piece of. What you doing on my neighborhood or whatever?
Andrew Santino
Get out of here. You go, farmer.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the. That's another transition.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Another transition.
Andrew Santino
He's transitioning.
Bobby Lee
I'm transitioning. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, get another five. 30. Yeah. $30. So my. Your mother is my housekeeper, essentially.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. She's gonna be gone for three months now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. What are you gonna do?
Bobby Lee
Well, she promises me that this one right here will clean, pick up the slack, huh? Yeah. But she won't.
Rudy
Yeah, I will.
Bobby Lee
No, you won't. So what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me?
Rudy
Yeah, I will, I swear.
Bobby Lee
No, no, you don't. You.
Rudy
I will.
Bobby Lee
If it's front row Justin Bieber, you will.
Andrew Santino
That's exactly.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's Sabrina Carpenter, you will. Right. Clean the house. You won't.
Rudy
I already promise you I'll clean.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, but when you ever. Yeah, but whenever you've done it, it's not good. What's this? Topless cleaning. I don't want that. That's why I turn that off. What are you doing? Carlos.
Andrew Santino
Carlos.
Bobby Lee
Carlos, what are you doing?
Rudy
Dream made.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. Carlos, stop.
Andrew Santino
Is that who you use? Dream Made?
Bobby Lee
No, I just do it myself. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
How about McCone? McCone can clean your house. He always says he loves cleaning houses.
Bobby Lee
Are you good at cleaning houses? I'm pretty good. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
My own, but other people for money. He can be good.
Bobby Lee
You could. If I gave you. Let me.
Rudy
You don't think McCone's better than me?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, because he. He's scared of me.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, he is. That's true.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You're not. Yeah, you. It's like living with a fourth dimensional ghost when everyone's gone.
Andrew Santino
That's.
Bobby Lee
So we don't say hi. We don't scared him. She doesn't acknowledge. Yeah, no, you don't.
Rudy
Yeah, I do.
Bobby Lee
No, you don't acknowledge me. It's fine. I don't want to acknowledge you either.
Rudy
I said. And you're just like.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, all right. So I. I never made that noise. I've never made that noise before. I've never done that.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. So what? I don't want to get angry. I was trying to be calm.
Andrew Santino
Make it easy, baby.
Bobby Lee
I know. I'm trying to relax.
Rudy
What? He was like in Uno.
Andrew Santino
He was slick back Bob.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I betrayed even my girlfriend.
Andrew Santino
Be slick back Bob. Right now. You're good. Slick back Bob. That Slick back Bob. There he is.
Bobby Lee
I need help because I live in a house. She's not gonna do it.
Andrew Santino
She's not.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I have you. I have someone. That's amazing.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So thank you so much. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I would love to present her your way. No, you're done.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
How about this?
Bobby Lee
I'll give you a shot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. She has to prove herself.
Bobby Lee
I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared. So you're gonna. You're gonna fold my underwear the way your mom folds them?
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Okay. No, you're not. No. No way. You're just gonna throw them in there where they get all crinkly.
Rudy
I will. I'll call her. I'll ask how she folds it.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
No, no. This is what she does this is what she does.
Andrew Santino
Have you never seen them?
Bobby Lee
Her.
Andrew Santino
You've never seen her do it?
Rudy
No.
Bobby Lee
So what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer. Right. Then I'll come home. Right. And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer.
Andrew Santino
And those are the clean ones.
Bobby Lee
Those are the clean ones.
Andrew Santino
Okay, very nice.
Bobby Lee
While she's washing other things, Right. The pyramid becomes bigger and bigger. Right. And then it becomes Giza. The pyramid of Giza.
Andrew Santino
It is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like. And then what happens when you dry clothing and you don't fold them immediately? Tell me what happens.
Andrew Santino
Wrinkles.
Bobby Lee
Wrinkles, baby. Wrinkles, baby. Right.
Andrew Santino
Building the clothing pyramid of Giza.
Bobby Lee
Of Giza. Yeah. And so that's what I don't want to. Right. I also.
Rudy
This is not gonna come.
Bobby Lee
No, she's not fold your clothes.
Andrew Santino
A 90 year old lady is gonna outsource it. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Outsourcing a nine year old lady. That's insane.
Andrew Santino
That's crazy.
Bobby Lee
That's crazy. She has apps.
Rudy
Yeah, she has.
Bobby Lee
She has cleaning apps.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Oh, I thought she's like,
Andrew Santino
this has a phone.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Clean this room.
Bobby Lee
Clean, clean. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Hey, you got to prove yourself somehow.
Rudy
I will.
Andrew Santino
You know what you should make her do?
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
Clean the outside of the house. It needs a good washing because of all the dirt from the trees and the storm.
Rudy
No, he doesn't even care about.
Andrew Santino
Yes, he does.
Bobby Lee
I do care.
Rudy
Like vinegar because of him.
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
What do you mean by that?
Rudy
And there's so much stains everywhere. And it's just his shirts laying out in the sun. And it's like all kinds of colors. Even our mom gave up on it. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
So you don't make that noise. Made that noise. Yeah, that's another five.
Andrew Santino
It's like 40 bucks.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's 40 bucks.
Andrew Santino
You also have repeated me twice. And yeah, we're up to. We're cruising.
Bobby Lee
We're cruising. Yeah, we're doing good. I'll give you. I'll give me. That's another one I just repeated. Cruising. Yeah, Another five. That's amazing. That's not a thing.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
You've never repeated a word that I've said.
Andrew Santino
I don't like to sound like you.
Bobby Lee
Okay, all right, that's fair.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Here.
Andrew Santino
Anyway.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
Andrew Santino
Anyway, the thing is, is this.
Bobby Lee
I'm gonna. That's another five. I'm gonna give. I'm gonna. One day I'm gonna. I'm gonna move a couch.
Rudy
Okay.
Bobby Lee
I'm gonna look Underneath. See, there's a difference, Andrew, between surface cleaning.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And deep cleaning.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. You gotta go.
Bobby Lee
Give me the difference. Tell me some of the difference.
Andrew Santino
Surface cleaning is when you're just going over just what's what to the eye, what's available.
Bobby Lee
What's available.
Andrew Santino
Deep cleaning is what's not available. Under the beds, under the couches, behind the refrigerator. You got to pull that thing out. You got to pull that thing out.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you do.
Rudy
Can I deep clean once a week instead of every day?
Bobby Lee
No, no.
Andrew Santino
Every day.
Rudy
Every day. Deep clean.
Bobby Lee
No, not everyday. Deep clean. You do clean every day?
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Deep clean once a week?
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
Maybe twice if. If you feel like.
Bobby Lee
If I feel like it?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Rudy
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And I'm just gonna do that symbol.
Andrew Santino
That's how you know.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're gonna be like, oh, okay, okay. And then you're like, I'm busy. Well, I got things to do. Yeah. So what's your job?
Andrew Santino
The baby can clean.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, the baby.
Andrew Santino
That baby can clean.
Bobby Lee
One years old now.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Once you're one, you can start cleaning.
Bobby Lee
Can you walk? Yeah, he can clean. Yeah. If you can walking clean.
Rudy
Baby's obsessed with you, too, Bobby.
Andrew Santino
The baby's walking around a lot.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. The baby's saying my. Says my name all the time.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
How? Bobby. Bobby, Bobby. Oh. So it's clear.
Bobby Lee
Even if he hears me in the phone, he'll yell my name.
Rudy
We ask him, like, who's your favorite person?
Andrew Santino
He says, bobby, we should get him on the show. Can you get on the show?
Bobby Lee
No, he's too young.
Andrew Santino
Let's put him on the show.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. He. He'll cry. He doesn't. He can't conceptualize what this is. All he says is this deep, gross orange.
Andrew Santino
You're talking about me.
Bobby Lee
No. Yeah. And this color. It would freak him out. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Too much.
Bobby Lee
It's too much.
Andrew Santino
I get it.
Bobby Lee
To see all these paintings. He would think that he was in another world.
Andrew Santino
He isn't here.
Bobby Lee
He's another world. Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I'm sad that you're gonna go home. That sucks. I mean, that's good.
Bobby Lee
So what do you. What? So since you've been. How long you've been in America?
Rudy
Four months.
Bobby Lee
Four months. What have you been doing?
Rudy
I've been.
Andrew Santino
Have you learned anything?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. What have you been doing?
Rudy
Like, I've just been walking around.
Andrew Santino
Why? Huh?
Rudy
I've been walking around.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I'll drive around. I'll see that. I've drive. I've driven past you before and you don't even Acknowledge my presence.
Rudy
Wait, I do. You don't acknowledge me?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Where are you going?
Rudy
I'm going to, like, the coffee shop.
Bobby Lee
You go to Alfred's?
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That's the only place we're going. No, I'm going to Give me some other coffee shops in that area.
Rudy
Like the books and coffee one.
Bobby Lee
Oh, the books and coffee. Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
There's a witch. Have you ever been to the witch's brew or. There's a. There's a.
Andrew Santino
No, but I just think this is America. What have you been doing? Walking.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Coffee.
Bobby Lee
Coffee. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Nothing. Really? Nothing. So you really took advantage of coming to America.
Bobby Lee
And she'll do stuff like this. I'll go, hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna go to dinner. You want to come? She goes, no.
Andrew Santino
What do you eat?
Bobby Lee
Oh, thank you for asking.
Andrew Santino
I'll tell you what, they ate like, Chipotle every day.
Bobby Lee
I'll tell you what they eat.
Andrew Santino
What?
Bobby Lee
Thank you so much for asking.
Andrew Santino
Okay. You're welcome.
Bobby Lee
Thank you. What they eat is. Two weeks ago, I ordered sunundang.
Rudy
Oh, my God.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Which is short rib. It's like, in a stew. There's carrots in it. It has. It's like a Vikings like, of meal. Right. It's the best. Right. It's been in my fridge for two, three weeks. Okay. Right. And the other day, I just see them eating meat. Just like a bone and meat. I'm like. And they're like, oh, it's from. And I'm like, I can order you a new one.
Rudy
Why waste?
Andrew Santino
That's right. Why waste?
Bobby Lee
You think meat for three weeks in a fridge is fine?
Andrew Santino
I'm not gonna eat it for them. It's got to be fine.
Bobby Lee
I know, but you think that you. Would you eat meat in your refrigerator that's been there for two or three weeks?
Rudy
No, we're not having diarrhea, so it's good.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Well, what do you mean? Well, it's.
Bobby Lee
What do you mean, Carlos? Diarrhea. What point? She's Filipino. Stomach. It's different.
Andrew Santino
A better question would be, why is it in there for three weeks?
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Why throw it away? Why three weeks?
Rudy
We want to keep it.
Bobby Lee
They want to keep it.
Andrew Santino
Oh, it's you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, well, you think it's me.
Andrew Santino
Keep it in your room on the floor then.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
On the room if you like it so much.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. It's just stacked with old food.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And they. They. And then I'll go, hey, I'm going to get Postmates. And they're like, we don't want to eat it.
Rudy
It.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, but that's good. They're not wasting money. They're not.
Bobby Lee
I paid for it.
Andrew Santino
They're not wasting your money.
Bobby Lee
I don't care.
Andrew Santino
You should.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
You should.
Rudy
What?
Bobby Lee
I don't want to get an argument with you. I know you did. That's an ism of yours.
Andrew Santino
Okay. But give me a breath. I'll give McCone $5. Okay, well, so 95 I own because I already gave him a hundred dollars the other day.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, it's an exhausting breath that you do.
Andrew Santino
Sorry.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Andrew Santino
And I'm going to tell you why I'm concerned about your money. I used all the money we've made on bad friends. I gave it to a guy named Bertie Madoff, and it's not good.
Bobby Lee
Warby Parker. Now, listen to me, okay?
Andrew Santino
Listen. Hear ye, hear ye.
Bobby Lee
Hear, hear y. Hey, hey, hey. Your wife's glasses are so dope, Warby Parker.
Andrew Santino
They're so cool.
Bobby Lee
So cool. I'm gonna go to Warby Parker. I'm gonna get glasses there.
Andrew Santino
You can now, because you know what they do? They do prescriptions. That's what I'm doing to make cool shades. You can get whatever prescription you are wearing or need put into them. And by the way, the best part is you can try on the glasses virtually from home, on your phone or iPad or whatever. It feels so real. It you can look and see what it feels like and looks like on your face, in your space.
Bobby Lee
They made the whole entire experience even easier. Now you can actually go into one of their stores as well.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And get an eye exam right there. No running around to multiple spots. No guessing if your prescription is even up to date.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, not anymore. It's easy. Warby Parker's got everything in store, by the way. Cool new styles all the time, colors, style that are so different than anything that you see that's running around on those racks at the gas station. And by the way, the prescription glasses start at $95. You can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price. And they do like Bob said, eye exams, glasses, contact sunglasses. You don't got to piece it together anymore. They get over 300 retail stores across the United States.
Bobby Lee
A lot of stores.
Andrew Santino
And, Bob, for every pair of glasses that Warby Parker sells, they give a pair to someone in need, which is huge. 20 million pairs they've given out through their buy a pair, give a pair program, which I think is very cool. Very huge.
Bobby Lee
All right, now you can buy a pair of glasses and get 20% off of any additional pairs at warbyparker.com Bad
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
You guys ever woken up and immediately needed a nicotine pouch or a cup of coffee just to feel like a human?
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
Look at my mouth right here. I have one in my ass right here.
Andrew Santino
Okay, he's got an ultra in there in my mouth.
Bobby Lee
It's been in there for a couple of hours. I have one in my mouth. These are truly clean plant powered pouches designed to sharpen your mind and lift your energy. All without caffeine, nicotine or crash.
Andrew Santino
And that's because nicotine pouches and caffeine, they spike your resting heart rate at night, which kills your body's brain's ability to recover.
Bobby Lee
Okay?
Andrew Santino
Ultra pouches have a shorter half life than caffeine. They're not going to disrupt your sleep. And I got to tell you, they make me feel much better in the morning because I don't get that insane crash. All right, I'm trying. I'm working on hate crashing. Yeah, I'm working on going all to these. They're smooth. There's cool mint, wintergreen, tropical watermelon and blue razz.
Bobby Lee
Blue Raz.
Andrew Santino
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Bobby Lee
ultra.com for 15 off code bad friends.
Andrew Santino
After your purchase, they're gonna ask you how'd you hear about them? Support our show and tell them that we sent you.
Bobby Lee
It's not good.
Andrew Santino
It's not good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is if I'm getting a sandwich or a bagel shop and I go, yeah, you guys want to get a little breakfast bagel thing in the morning? And they're like, no thanks. And then they'll go to the fridge and eat the three week year old meat.
Andrew Santino
Oh, it's good. They're cleaning it out.
Rudy
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna clean it first and then we'll say yes.
Andrew Santino
Once you guys want to come over to my house and eat all my expired in the fridge, you're more than welcome to. Yeah, it's always in there. We got so much in there of bananas. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Bobby Lee
Banana bread.
Andrew Santino
Who makes banana?
Bobby Lee
Just bananas.
Andrew Santino
Can you make banana bread?
Rudy
Mama can make.
Andrew Santino
Can she? For me? Tell her. Just for me. Yeah, because she's still.
Bobby Lee
She has a bakery.
Andrew Santino
She's still got a crush on me, right?
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Like that. Love that. Dude, she's leaving me. Maybe. Maybe I should.
Bobby Lee
What do you mean?
Andrew Santino
She's going back to the Philippines.
Bobby Lee
I know. They'll be back.
Andrew Santino
Maybe I should go with her.
Bobby Lee
Back? Yeah, they'll be back.
Andrew Santino
I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom. Be such a great story.
Rudy
Yeah. But what about our dad?
Andrew Santino
What about him?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, what about your dad?
Andrew Santino
What about him?
Bobby Lee
I'm sorry.
Andrew Santino
I'm the new guy in town.
Bobby Lee
He's the new guy. He's the male version of Pippi Longstocking.
Andrew Santino
Imagine me at a village in the Philippines.
Bobby Lee
You'd be king. They'd be scared.
Rudy
Oh, yeah. All the girls would.
Andrew Santino
Let's do it.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no, no. Come on.
Andrew Santino
Let's rip apart our lives.
Bobby Lee
No, no, no, no. There's no golf courses.
Andrew Santino
How many redheaded people do you see in the Philippines?
Rudy
I've never seen.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Wow.
Andrew Santino
That's me.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
With my wife. White guy, enjoys holidays.
Bobby Lee
You and honey. It's in a tent somewhere. Are there black people in the Philippines?
Rudy
Yeah, yeah. Like our native people.
Bobby Lee
What do you mean, your native people?
Andrew Santino
You're saying people native to the Philippines?
Rudy
Yeah, yeah. They're really?
Bobby Lee
So there's like a Detroit in the Philippines?
Andrew Santino
This. This gentleman.
Bobby Lee
It's the indigenous people. Oh, is. Oh, she. She does look black.
Rudy
There's Negritos.
Andrew Santino
What? Little black person. Yeah. Well, that's for Spanish. It would be.
Rudy
That's our native people.
Andrew Santino
Wait a minute. The name is Negrito.
Bobby Lee
Yes. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Wikipedia, it says.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Zoom in up top.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say it then because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's got to say it.
Andrew Santino
Thanks.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
It takes it off of me.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. The word negrito. Yeah. Beautiful Spanish. Diminutive of Negro. Yeah, yeah. Very good. Keep going, Keep going.
Andrew Santino
It's used to mean little black person.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yikes.
Bobby Lee
So a lot. Yeah. Doc Willis is out there. Yeah. So you do have indigenous black people that live in the Philippines? The Philippines.
Andrew Santino
Were you. Are you friends with any of the indigenous people growing up? No. Why not?
Bobby Lee
Why not?
Rudy
They live in other islands.
Bobby Lee
They live in the other islands, right?
Rudy
South Central.
Andrew Santino
Southwest Southwest.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Southeast.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Southeast Central.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Southeast.
Andrew Santino
Far southeast Central.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Is there. Do they have gangs?
Rudy
Gangs?
Bobby Lee
There's no, like, you know.
Rudy
It's a good tribe.
Bobby Lee
All right.
Rudy
We do have gangs, though.
Bobby Lee
Okay. What. What are the gang names in the Philippines? Do you have gang names?
Andrew Santino
It's Flip Flop Boys.
Bobby Lee
The Flip Flop.
Andrew Santino
The Flip Flop Boys. The Flip Flop Boys. They're up to no good.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, they're up to no good. The Flip Flop.
Andrew Santino
Flip Flop Boys are bad boys. What are the name of the gangs?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Sigwe Segue. Sputnik.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Sputnik. Yeah. That's insane.
Andrew Santino
One of the largest and most well known syndicates in the country. Oh, my God. Bala Na gang, you know?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Bahala Na.
Bobby Lee
Bahala na. I'm a part of the Wareh Ware gang. I don't know if you know that.
Andrew Santino
What's Bahala Lang me.
Rudy
It's like a specific group.
Andrew Santino
We're going to get in trouble with. The Wari Wor Gang, pal.
Bobby Lee
Just a note. Worry, worry gang. We're just joking.
Andrew Santino
We're just joking.
Bobby Lee
You don't want to. With that guy. Is that. Is that War Gang member? Yeah. What? A bahala. That's a bahala.
Andrew Santino
No, we like them. We're good with all of them.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, we're good with all. Let's go. Kurong Kong. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Did you like that? Did I sound close?
Bobby Lee
Yeah,
Andrew Santino
go back. Go back to. To the names.
Bobby Lee
Go back to the name.
Andrew Santino
All right, there we. The last one is.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, Vigilante group in the 80s. Oh, they're gone.
Andrew Santino
Do you guys.
Bobby Lee
What's wrong?
Rudy
Nothing. I'm listening.
Bobby Lee
All right. Do you know any gang members in the Philippines?
Rudy
No, but I remember in the village that we used to live.
Bobby Lee
Yes.
Rudy
There's. There was this a group of guys and. Oh, we're like. We're getting. We're gang members, so you have to do the. What is it? The initiation.
Bobby Lee
Let me guess. Let me guess. Yeah, let me guess. I didn't. Let me guess.
Andrew Santino
What's the initiation of the gang?
Bobby Lee
Oh, what's the initiation? You have to.
Rudy
No, we will go to the forest.
Bobby Lee
Slow down.
Andrew Santino
Okay, okay. What's going on?
Bobby Lee
What's going in the forest? Is that where the negaritos are? It sounds scary.
Andrew Santino
We go to the Negrito forest. What's going on?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, what's going on there?
Andrew Santino
What are you doing in the floor?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, what are you doing?
Rudy
Have like dead frogs and they would eat this.
Bobby Lee
Oh, you have to eat a dead frog. That doesn't sound that bad of an initiation. Yeah, they psychedelic frogs.
Rudy
And after you get a spanking.
Andrew Santino
Tough games. They spank you. They spank you with a paddle.
Rudy
No, I. I said no to the spanking.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Oh, you can say no.
Andrew Santino
You can say no to the game.
Bobby Lee
I'll eat the frog. No spanking.
Andrew Santino
You can just say no to a gag.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Sopranos.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Tony's like, you're gonna pay us what you owe us.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
The guy's like, I don't want to like, okay, what can we do?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, what can we do? So you said. But did you eat the frog?
Rudy
I just, like, licked it.
Bobby Lee
Oh, you looked. Is it psychedelic?
Andrew Santino
No.
Bobby Lee
It must be psychedelic.
Andrew Santino
Gross for just, like a nasty pond.
Bobby Lee
How do you.
Rudy
It's fine. Like, dead frog.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's a dead frog.
Andrew Santino
Have you done that?
Rudy
No.
Bobby Lee
No.
Andrew Santino
So wait, that's too young. When you say initiation, that means you'd be in the gang once you did it. So did you get in the gang then? Oh, you had to let him spank you to get in the gang?
Rudy
It's not a real game. Yeah, I think it's just.
Bobby Lee
Oh, it's a fake again.
Rudy
They were like, oh, like, we're real. We're real. Like, we're Bloods.
Bobby Lee
There's Bloods out there. Is that what you're saying?
Andrew Santino
They're certainly not.
Bobby Lee
They're certainly not.
Rudy
That's what they said.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
They were lying. Just a spanky. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We had the Frog Bloods.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
They are active Blood gang members in the operating sets in the Philippines.
Bobby Lee
Well, we're wrong. Okay. Yeah. We're learning. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Oh, in Cebu.
Bobby Lee
In Cebu. Wow. The True Brown Style.
Andrew Santino
The name of the tbs. True Brown style.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Through Brown style. Yeah. So have you run into true tbs
Andrew Santino
and we should say something to the gangs.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Philippines. We love you guys.
Bobby Lee
We're in the middle.
Andrew Santino
We are big fans.
Bobby Lee
We're corrupt cops.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, we're corrupt.
Bobby Lee
Like, we were cops and we would do dealings.
Andrew Santino
Let you go.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Bobby, be careful. We don't want these guys to get mad at us.
Bobby Lee
Well, I've been to Cebu many times. You know, I've never run into a tbs.
Andrew Santino
I haven't been spanked years.
Rudy
You're in the bougie parts of you.
Andrew Santino
That's right, girl. Say it, girl.
Rudy
Wait, you're never.
Bobby Lee
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Rudy
Well, he went to Marigundon.
Bobby Lee
I went to Marigundon. Okay. I went for A swim. I went to a swimming market.
Andrew Santino
Mini gun down. Is that what it's called?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So Marigandon. I went. And what did I do in Marigandan?
Rudy
Tell them you recorded the plot podcast.
Bobby Lee
No. What about the goat and the feeding the children?
Rudy
That's not.
Bobby Lee
What is that?
Rudy
That's another area.
Bobby Lee
Oh, but you're not going to give me props for that.
Andrew Santino
You fed goats to children?
Bobby Lee
No, no, no. I bought a bunch of spaghetti.
Rudy
Yeah. Spaghetti. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
What, like spaghetti noodles?
Bobby Lee
Hey, spaghetti.
Andrew Santino
Oh, there.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that kind of spaghetti. Yeah. And I bought a bunch of spaghetti and there was also bread and some. A little salad and went to a village. Right. Everyone was naked.
Andrew Santino
Okay.
Bobby Lee
Coming out of the village. You know what I mean? A little bit. There was a goat tied to a. Right.
Andrew Santino
There's always a goat tied up.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Always.
Bobby Lee
I just said it again. Different than a five.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And I. We had a truck.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
A van. And I fed the villagers boxes of spaghetti.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And that story's in the memoir it was signing yesterday. That's in the book.
Andrew Santino
Is that the author, Bobby Lee, feeding Us spaghetti?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You just gave out.
Bobby Lee
Well, I want to try hard spaghetti.
Rudy
No, it's already cooked.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, Cooked spaghetti.
Bobby Lee
I didn't give dry noodles. Like, hey, you have boiling water. Wait, you gotta make your own pasta sauce. Cooked spaghetti told the story really bad. Like, he gave meal kits to people. Yeah, Meal kits. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I wish it was the other way. Just handfuls into their hands.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Spaghetti. Spaghetti.
Bobby Lee
And they were. They seemed to be very happy about it.
Andrew Santino
You did charity.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. So a little bit. And then. And then I did my talent show out there, which is fun. Yeah. So I've done some stuff over there. I never rented any TBs or.
Andrew Santino
And you never want to. You never want to respect and love the tbs. Do you have motorcycle gangs?
Rudy
No.
Andrew Santino
Do people have motorcycles out there?
Rudy
Yeah, it's all motorcycles.
Andrew Santino
It's almost mopeds. No, those are mopeds. I mean, motorcycles.
Rudy
Yeah, I think.
Bobby Lee
So what's the difference between a moped and a motorcycle?
Andrew Santino
A lot of ccs.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
It's a much bigger engine.
Bobby Lee
Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now. I mean, Philippines was the hardest hit, really, in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas and.
Andrew Santino
So what should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do? There's nothing we can do other than house Filipinos.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, that's what I do. I do what I can.
Andrew Santino
You did what you.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Spaghetti and everything.
Andrew Santino
Spaghetti.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Three week old meat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andrew Santino
Can't believe.
Bobby Lee
Black pools.
Andrew Santino
Black pools.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do everything I can.
Andrew Santino
Negrito pools. Okay, give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy. What are you doing? Yeah.
Rudy
Babysitting.
Andrew Santino
That's all you're doing all the time. That's your full time job now.
Bobby Lee
American dream.
Rudy
Yeah. We met camping.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
Where we tried to invite you to Bobby, but.
Bobby Lee
No, no, you never invited me.
Andrew Santino
That's Joshua Tree or something.
Rudy
Leo Carrillo.
Andrew Santino
Leo Carrillo.
Bobby Lee
You bought a 10.
Andrew Santino
That sound like home, huh?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
When we went. We. We went camping up Lake Kachuma. Oh, I love Lake Kachuma and the dog. I was like, oh, wow. She can. She's like restricted. She doesn't have to. We don't have to worry about leash or anything.
Bobby Lee
Why?
Andrew Santino
It's like fenced off where we were.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And I'm thinking, oh, this is great. She jumps into a, like a briar patch and has burrs all over. I spent like three hours picking out. Out of her phone. I felt so bad crying. It sucked. And then I was bummed because we didn't get the tent set up. And I was like, this is. We should just go.
Bobby Lee
Oh my God, you must snapped.
Andrew Santino
I did. I was.
Bobby Lee
I told you about my cousin Andy and I. What my. My parents did, huh? Oh, we go camping. This is what my dad said. And we're like my cousin Andy and you know, me and also Andy's father, my uncle.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And so we set up a tent, right? We went to sleep, and when we woke up, they were not there.
Andrew Santino
Andy and his dad.
Bobby Lee
My dad and my uncle were not there. They went to a hotel.
Andrew Santino
That sounds right.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. And they drove back and they would sleep good. They're like, you left us here.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
You would do that?
Andrew Santino
It's camping. You gotta learn. That's it. What?
Bobby Lee
I know, but I'm 12.
Andrew Santino
You gotta. You gotta survive.
Bobby Lee
Okay. Okay.
Andrew Santino
Gotta survive.
Bobby Lee
All right. It. But let's go back to camping. I. I will never camp, ever.
Rudy
Why not, though?
Andrew Santino
I don't like it.
Bobby Lee
I don't like it.
Andrew Santino
I like every. I like fishing and I like all that other stuff around it, but I don't want to sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Because we have buildings now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Buildings are great.
Andrew Santino
Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are.
Rudy
You have a bed though. Like a padding thing.
Andrew Santino
Oh, you guys do glamping?
Rudy
No.
Andrew Santino
You don't have padding when you do that?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
You.
Andrew Santino
You could do, like, an insert into a sleeping bag, but it's not. That's not much.
Rudy
We did not do glamping.
Andrew Santino
No, you did. Sleeping bag with an insert, so it's more padded. Oh, not on a cot.
Rudy
No.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, the ground's knocked that comfortable.
Bobby Lee
But you didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So what happened?
Rudy
Because I couldn't sleep. Because I thought we would just die.
Bobby Lee
That's exactly true.
Andrew Santino
True.
Bobby Lee
You don't camp.
Andrew Santino
Did you guys cook? Did you guys do grilling and stuff?
Bobby Lee
Did you hear scary things outside of the town?
Rudy
There was a guy screaming at his, like, at 4:00am all right, what was he saying?
Bobby Lee
What was he saying?
Andrew Santino
First of all, I wasn't yelling at her. I was talking to her. He was screaming at his wife.
Rudy
Yeah. He was like, you're stupid. Yeah, dumbass. Like, why are you doing that?
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Whoa.
Rudy
Whoa.
Andrew Santino
Now that is scary.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What's gonna happen?
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
He's screaming at her at 4 in the morning.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Did anybody say shut up?
Rudy
No.
Andrew Santino
How far away were the campsites from each other?
Rudy
Pretty close.
Andrew Santino
Oh, yeah. See, that's not. Also not.
Bobby Lee
That's not camping either.
Andrew Santino
You got to be. Well, camping got to be way out.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. You got to hike.
Rudy
You got to do, like, a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife, so you have to go.
Andrew Santino
You didn't have a knife. Strange.
Bobby Lee
You have to do what Ivanka and Jared did. They went to that island, right. Took their shoes, went swimming.
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
They swam to an island.
Andrew Santino
That's right.
Bobby Lee
Barefoot.
Andrew Santino
That's right.
Bobby Lee
They hiked up top of the mountain. And then they bought it. They bought it. Right. That's real camping.
Andrew Santino
That's real camping. And that's what you guys need.
Bobby Lee
Go to Albania, buy a mountain. Yeah, that's a real. Yeah, that's real camping.
Andrew Santino
So not. How did you know?
Bobby Lee
In the building resort, you.
Andrew Santino
Did you build a fire pit? You didn't build a fire pit and you didn't grill or anything?
Rudy
There was no light. There was no light.
Andrew Santino
What did you do for food?
Rudy
Sandwiches. We bought sandwiches. And mustard.
Andrew Santino
You brought sandwiches and mustard?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
What do you mean? What kind of sandwiches?
Rudy
It was just. Just bread. Just bread. Let's lettuce, ham, cheese, and mustard.
Bobby Lee
Prison food. Yeah, prison food.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I like a ham and cheese.
Rudy
Making it in the dark. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
That sounds like the worst time ever.
Andrew Santino
You didn't just. You didn't have a flashlight?
Rudy
No. Our phones, but then that was our phone, and then we didn't have data. So at 10am we were just like, what are we gonna do?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Santino
What?
Bobby Lee
You know, it's like those cave people that go, what do they plunge it? What do they call them?
Andrew Santino
Spelunking.
Bobby Lee
Spelunking.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And they get stuck in a crack like this. Right? And they get stuck and they're like, I think I'm gonna die. Right. But it's like, you chose to be there. You did this.
Andrew Santino
You spelunked.
Bobby Lee
You know, I've never been in a cave, stuck in a crack.
Andrew Santino
Never.
Bobby Lee
Have you ever been it?
Andrew Santino
I'm thinking about it.
Bobby Lee
I don't.
Andrew Santino
I'm.
Bobby Lee
What about that one dude, that movie with his own seven hours?
Andrew Santino
What, 127.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. And he had to cut his own arm off. I've just never been in that situation.
Andrew Santino
Never.
Bobby Lee
Do you know why?
Andrew Santino
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
I don't go out there.
Andrew Santino
You don't do that.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. When people are coming back, like, you know, I mean, what happened to your arm? Shark attack. Well, that's. Never will happen to me.
Andrew Santino
Well, you do go in the ocean.
Bobby Lee
I know, but I. Tiger sharks. Yes.
Rudy
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. But in South Africa. No.
Andrew Santino
Not gonna.
Bobby Lee
What?
Andrew Santino
Africa?
Bobby Lee
Well, I've been in there.
Rudy
Shark.
Bobby Lee
O.
Andrew Santino
You're fogged up again, huh?
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Big fog guy, you know, It's a good episode if he's fogging.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Andrew Santino
So no camping anymore.
Rudy
No more camping.
Andrew Santino
All right.
Bobby Lee
No, Never again.
Andrew Santino
Never.
Bobby Lee
Okay.
Andrew Santino
I think it's a good idea.
Bobby Lee
I think that's a really good.
Andrew Santino
You don't need to camp.
Bobby Lee
You don't need to camp.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I don't know. You're comfortable where you are. You're living in his house, living a good life.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I. Oh, I'll tell you what I was gonna see. And I'm glad I bailed. I bailed on Scary Movie. My buddy told me. He was like, it's. It didn't. It didn't do it. Which sucks is I loved the first ones.
Bobby Lee
I can do it.
Rudy
I just.
Andrew Santino
But the original was so funny. You know why? It was a moment in time.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
I think it was just a great moment in time.
Bobby Lee
Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. More money. Money, money, money, money, money.
Andrew Santino
I'll say this. This might be the last time that we see you on the show for a little while, so probably a year,
Bobby Lee
year and a half.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
We'll miss you. Yeah.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
And go have fun back at home. You'll be back. Maybe. We'll see.
Bobby Lee
It's. It's funny. She's like, I can't wait to go home. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
You miss the Philippines? Like crazy.
Bobby Lee
And I can't meet my, my, my friends and this and that.
Rudy
And then attitude to Tito Bobby a lot.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. She's feel that. She's been doing attitude.
Bobby Lee
Your attitudes. I mean, why, why though?
Rudy
No, cuz like the last time he was like, I went on a date and he was like, I wanna, I wanna meet this guy. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to his profile, I'm gonna message him. I'm like, why?
Bobby Lee
And we're gonna miss you.
Andrew Santino
We are gonna miss you.
Bobby Lee
And I. And I also believe that you're gonna miss being here.
Andrew Santino
Yeah, I don't.
Rudy
I.
Andrew Santino
That part I don't believe.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. I don't know.
Andrew Santino
I think you'll be. You'll miss some parts of the States. You'll miss Rudy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
You'll miss to be in the Philippines.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, she prefers it. Would you want to go back? Yeah. You want to stay here? Yeah. You're an American.
Andrew Santino
You are.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
Yeah.
Andrew Santino
But I mean. Good luck.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, good luck.
Andrew Santino
We hope you come back.
Bobby Lee
I hope you come back. Yeah.
Andrew Santino
Yeah. Say thank you for being a bad friend.
Rudy
Great.
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guests: Rudy (Jules) & Issa
Release Date: June 24, 2026
This episode of Bad Friends is a classic, unpredictable hang with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, characterized by playful bickering, absurd humor, personal stories, and a visit from "the Island Girls"—Rudy (Jules) and Issa. The conversation covers everything from pet peeves and comedy isms, to Filipino gang names and camping disasters, peppered throughout with inside jokes, family dynamics, and a touch of poignant goodbyes as Rudy prepares to leave the U.S.
Bobby’s Zen Vibe & Bumper Stickers:
Bobby arrives in a "Miyagi" mood, pondering living in the present. Annoyed by a bumper sticker (“If you get near me, I drive slower”), he jokes he’d get a sticker saying, “Well, then I’ll crash into you.”
Andrew (00:43): "You just have to drive in front of them after you see it."
Unusual Baby Names:
They riff on ruined names (Karen, Adolf, Pol Pot), challenging each other to name a baby nobody else has.
Bobby (01:31): "You can’t beat zero, dude."
Movie Review — "Obsession":
Andrew discusses seeing the thriller "Obsession," critiquing its premise and writing.
Andrew (05:16): “Wouldn’t that have been better?... Like, I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me.”
Bobby retorts: "You gotta take the writer's hat off when you go to a movie."
Comedy Algorithm Annoyances & "Isms" Game:
Bobby admits his own isms (repetitive phrases) bug him and proposes a game: Every time he repeats an "ism" during the show, he owes $5.
Debate about Indie Movie Budgets:
The success of low-budget films raises questions about industry sustainability.
Andrew (13:32): "Someone makes a lot of money, and everyone makes no money now."
Tattoos & Comedy Store Anecdotes:
Bobby shows off his new Arsenal FC tattoo and talks about getting others removed. Laughter erupts at his “Elmo laugh” (15:53-15:58).
Jules and Issa Join:
The vibe shifts as Rudy (Jules) and Issa enter, and Andrew comments on a recent, awkward birthday party.
Andrew (15:56): “I walk in…they’re sitting in a circle…in suits. No one’s talking. This is not a party.”
Bobby admits Jules' friends are “very weird”:
Bobby (16:12): “His friends are very weird.”
Bobby’s Dilemma:
Bobby tells a story about rearranging his plans and getting a reserved table for friends at the Comedy Store—only for them to no-show. He feels slighted, especially since the seats could have been sold.
Handling Disappointment:
Bobby ignores their apologetic text, but the friend later shows up at his home with gifts, which he avoids by hiding in his room.
Andrew (23:41): “She was in your home—and you never said hi?”
Bobby (23:47): “No way.”
Family & Cleaning Challenges:
With Rudy’s mom (Bobby’s housekeeper) leaving, Bobby worries about house upkeep and doubts Rudy’s assurances she’ll pick up the slack.
Bobby (40:14): “Yeah, she’s gonna be gone for three months now... Do you know anybody that can help me?”
Rudy (40:25): “Yeah, I will, I swear.”
Santino: “You gotta prove yourself.”
Bobby’s DIY Project:
Bobby admits to using instant coffee in the pool to distress white t-shirts, prompting the pool guy’s concern.
Andrew (33:05): “Why is your pool black?”
Bobby (33:13): “No, it’s instant coffee…not grounds.”
Distressing Techniques:
Bobby shares (and then undermines) his “distressing tricks” for clothing, including sandpaper, rocks, and eventually outsourcing it to professionals.
UNO King & Goop(=Gong) Farmers:
Bobby boasts about dominating at Uno, using real "king" tactics—like bribery.
The group discovers the term “gong farmers” (medieval poop collectors) and riffs on odd jobs.
Filipino Gangs & Initiation Stories:
They explore Filipino gang culture, with Rudy explaining gang names (e.g., Sputnik, Bahala Na, TBS), and hilariously describing childhood “initiations” like eating a dead frog and refusing the customary spanking.
Rudy (58:41): “Have like dead frogs and they would eat this…”
Bobby (58:45): “You have to eat a dead frog? That doesn't sound that bad of an initiation.”
Rudy Leaving, Family Dynamics:
Rudy and her mother are soon returning to the Philippines—potentially for a year. Bobby laments losing his “familiars” and the cleaning help.
Andrew (39:03): “Wait, you’re gonna be gone for the rest of the year?”
Rudy: "Yeah...my school starts [immediately when I get back]."
Dining and Fridge Mysteries:
There’s debate about expired food in the fridge:
Bobby: “You think meat for three weeks in a fridge is fine?”
Rudy (48:52): “No, we’re not having diarrhea, so it’s good.”
Goodbye & Homecoming Jokes:
The vibe turns sentimental as farewells approach, but humor persists.
Bobby (70:10): “We are gonna miss you. And I also believe that you’re gonna miss being here.”
Camping Fails:
Rudy recounts a miserable camping trip powered by only phone flashlights, mustard sandwiches, and fear of nighttime yellers.
Andrew (66:12): “Now that is scary.”
Bobby: “I will never camp, ever.”
Reflections on Life in America:
Rudy admits to mostly “walking around, coffee, nothing” during her U.S. stay, leading to good-natured ribbing.
Andrew (47:47): “So you really took advantage of coming to America.”
On “Isms” (09:05):
Elmo Laugh Penalties (15:53):
Camping Horror (65:01):
Food Customs (48:52):
On Filipino Gangs (56:36):
Sentimental Farewell (70:10):
The episode encapsulates Bad Friends’ signature tone: irreverent, familial, and self-roasting. Sharp wit, affectionate ribbing, and personal anecdotes weave between topics as the hosts and guests drift from cultural commentary to bizarre domestic tales. The “isms” game adds meta-comedy, while Rudy’s departure brings some genuine sweetness to the chaos—making the episode feel both like a send-off and a homecoming for listeners.
If you haven’t heard the episode, expect:
The wild, affectionate, and honest energy between Santino, Lee, and the "Island Girls" makes this episode classic Bad Friends.