Dating Asian Orange

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast – Episode Summary Episode Title: Dating Asian Orange
Hosts: Andrew Santino & Bobby Lee
Guest: Jimmy Tatro
Release: July 27, 2026

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Overview

In this laugh-filled episode of Bad Friends, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee dive deep into the complex and sometimes hilarious realities of shame, attractiveness, dating dynamics, and life as Asian (and non-Asian) men in America. Joined by actor and comedian Jimmy Tatro, the trio riff on soccer fanaticism, self-perception, the reality of dating “out of your league,” and their judgments on public etiquette—plus stories from childhood, skateboarding, and run-ins with bad dog owners. As always, the banter is equal parts biting and heartfelt.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. World Cup Shenanigans, Soccer Fandom, and Shame

(01:20 – 09:34)

• The hosts discuss the Mexico soccer game and city celebrations/chaos.
• Bobby riffs about the Korean team’s World Cup loss, public shame on teams, and harsh cultural reactions:
  • “When they landed in Seoul… people were going, ‘You’re a loser. You’re a disgrace.’” – Bobby Lee (05:01)
• Santino and Bobby mock the idea of instituting consequences like being banned from Cracker Barrel or Walmart for losing.
• Extended riffing on global “shaming rituals” for World Cup losers (Koreans, Germans, Dutch, Russians, Iraqis, etc.), and how shame could motivate better performance.
• Noteworthy: References North Korea, Iraq, Uday Hussein, and actual punishments for losing in sports competitions.
• “There needs to be more shaming in the World Cup.” – Bobby Lee (08:32)

2. Soccer Legends and the ‘Wags’ Phenomenon

(03:14 – 04:54)

• Admiration for Messi’s longevity and skill.
• Lighthearted talk about athletes’ wives (“WAGS”), glamorous relationships, and joking about how athletes keep their sex lives interesting.
• Bobby jokes: “If I was him, I would make my balls look like soccer balls. Get tattoos.” (04:43)

3. Self-Image and Honesty: Are You Ugly or Just Self-Aware?

(11:28 – 29:51)

• Bobby launches into a raw, comedic deconstruction of his own looks and social standing:
  • “By every metric of handsome, I do not hit.” – Bobby Lee (13:18)
  • “I’m ugly. And I’m fine with it. I have other attributes…” (14:37)
• Andrew attempts to reassure Bobby, contrasting physical looks with confidence, success, and personality.
• Bobby repeatedly brings up the idea that dating comes down to value, status, “clout,” and exceptions to rules—claiming, “It’s just clout. Fame. That’s it.” (13:53)
• Jimmy Tatro joins (31:05) and is immediately put on the spot: Is Bobby objectively handsome?
  • Jimmy hesitates but gently sides with Bobby’s self-assessment (32:10).
  • Talks about “sex appeal vs. traditional handsomeness;” Bobby possibly has the former even if not the latter.
• Playful debate on how looks, charm, and fame interact in dating.

4. Why Do Hot Women Date ‘Ugly’ Men?

(25:00 – 28:00)

• Bobby suggests most women he’s dated were motivated by family drama, rebellion, or “escaping white culture.”
• He delivers the episode’s title-related zinger:
  • “Hey, Daddy, look who I’m dating, right? They get all PTSD out, you know… they smell Agent Orange.” – Bobby Lee (26:01)
• Andrew points out that sometimes the choices are about going for the opposite; Bobby is “the farthest east turn” from their family’s expectations.

5. The TFL (Total Fucking Loser) Movement

(18:26 – 20:16)

• Bobby claims he's a founding member of the “TFL movement” (Total Fucking Loser).
• Even his own success “doesn’t take you out of the movement” (19:38); once a loser, always a loser.
• Santino pushes back, but Bobby leans into extreme self-deprecation for humor.

6. Honesty and Self-Improvement Culture

(24:00 – 24:22)

• Bobby rails gently against the current era’s obsession with “manifestation” and personal empowerment, advocating for brutal honesty instead.

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7. Jimmy Tatro Interview: Handsomeness, Diets, & Dogtown Stories

(31:05 – 70:56)

• Jimmy Tatro enters, is subjected to Bobby’s “am I handsome?” interrogation (31:19–34:26).
• Candid discussion about sex appeal, societal attractiveness, and the “objectivity” of being deemed handsome.
• Talk turns to health, fasting, and dietary changes after cholesterol scares (38:00 – 41:15).
• Jimmy and Bobby share food philosophies: skipping processed foods, eating purple potatoes and sardines, etc.
• Jimmy recounts skateboarding youth, growing up in Venice, CA (56:21–58:59).
  • “I was the little white dude. My best friends were a Mexican dude and a black dude… I was the one that filmed the videos.” – Jimmy Tatro (58:10)
• Discloses childhood run-ins with “bad boys,” dog poop etiquette, and parental warnings about his racially mixed friend group.
• Briefly on working with Will Ferrell, success of "The Hawk," and golf stories (47:41–54:23).

Notable Quotes

• “You have to shame.” – Bobby Lee, on Korean soccer (07:13)
• “You're like a stinky cheese. People still like that.” – Andrew Santino to Bobby (14:17)
• “You're not ugly. You have a lot of je ne sais quoi… sex appeal.” – Andrew Santino, defending Bobby (35:53)
• “I want to be honest with myself. I got lucky, I took some risks.” – Bobby Lee (27:51)
• “Maybe like 70/30… 75/25.” – Jimmy Tatro, asked to rate relative handsomeness between himself and Bobby (34:07)

8. Dog Poop Etiquette – A Divisive Debate

(62:11–68:38)

• Bobby reveals history of being publicly shamed for not cleaning up after his dog (“flyers all over the neighborhood” (65:38)).
• He parlayed the hate into T-shirt sales.
• Disagreement: Bobby believes “it’s natural” to let dogs poop on grass (“fertilizer!”), but Andrew and Jimmy (and later, Google) explain not all poop is good for the environment—especially on fake grass.
• Jimmy shares his own neighborhood dog poop saga:
  • “I was pissed. My neighbor sent me a video of the dog dropping a massive shit.” (63:36)
• Ends with Bobby admitting, “Apparently that’s fake… But everything just changed for you today. Not really. I don’t care.” (68:35)

9. Childhood, Friendship, and Skater Life

(56:21–61:12)

• The group probes Jimmy’s upbringing, skate tricks, and Venice roots.
• Reminiscent, affectionate tales of “Lord of Dogtown”-era LA and mixed-race skate crews.

10. Working with Comedy Legends & “The Hawk”

(47:41–54:27)

• Jimmy shares behind-the-scenes stories filming “The Hawk” with Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, and Luke Wilson.
• Shoot locations, on-set camaraderie, and surreal moments like Molly Shannon blasting Chief Keef on set.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “If I was him, I would make my balls look like soccer balls. Get tattoos.” – Bobby Lee (04:43)
• “When you landed in Seoul… People were going, ‘You’re a loser. You’re a disgrace.’” – Bobby Lee (05:01)
• “I’m ugly. And I’m fine with it. I have other attributes.” – Bobby Lee (14:37)
• “That's like how Facebook started – hot or not.” – Santino (12:45)
• “You are a part of the total package. Emotional.” – Santino (29:13)
• “It’s a dog. You will not have to lift a finger.” – Bobby Lee, joking about the King of the Hill ad (00:00)

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Notable Timestamps

• 01:20 – Start of soccer/World Cup riffing
• 05:01 – Korean fans’ reaction to national team loss
• 10:13 – Start of self-image/ugliness/deprecation riff
• 17:00 – "Chipotle scenario": unattractive, low-status self-portrait
• 18:26 – The “TFL” movement
• 25:00 – Dating white women as rebellion, “Agent Orange” joke
• 31:05 – Jimmy Tatro arrives & handsomeness debate begins
• 38:00 – Health, fasting, dietary changes
• 56:21 – Jimmy’s Venice, CA childhood and skateboarding tales
• 62:11 – Dog poop etiquette, shame flyers, public shaming
• 68:24 – Bobby admits defeat on the dog poop-fertilizer myth
• 70:47 – Shout-out and plug for Jimmy’s show "The Hawk"

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Episode Tone & Style

The episode is high-energy, self-deprecating, riff-heavy, and oscillates between biting social commentary and affectionate ball-busting. Bobby leans into his persona as the “ugly, shame-based” comic, while Andrew tries to buoy him with genuine affection. Jimmy’s presence is easygoing, game for any tangent, and open about personal stories. The humor is irreverent, sometimes dark, always lively—true to Bad Friends’ signature tone.

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For New Listeners

If you haven’t heard the episode:

• Expect candid, raunchy, and absurdly honest exchanges about self-esteem, cultural shame, and what makes someone “hot” or “not.”
• The recurring motif is using brutal honesty (and shame) as fuel for self-improvement—and laughter.
• The episode features genuine moments, off-the-wall stories, and a humorous deconstruction of social norms from three comedians with very different perspectives.

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Recommended Segments:

• World Cup/soccer shame riffs (01:20–10:00)
• Bobby’s self-image run (13:00–29:00)
• Jimmy Tatro handsomeness inquisition (31:05–34:26)
• Dog poop shaming/flyer saga (62:11–68:40)
• Childhood Venice stories (56:21–61:00)
• Insights on working with comedy legends and TV projects (47:41–54:27)

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End Note
Catch Jimmy Tatro’s “The Hawk” on Netflix, and keep up with Bad Friends for more brutally funny, self-aware, and culture-clashing comedic chemistry every Monday!

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Howdy, shoppers. Fire up that propane grill and settle in for a new season of Hulu's hit animated series King of the Hill. Hank and Peggy are staying active in retirement. That's a dog. You will not have to lift a finger. Bobby and Connie hard launch their relationship. Now that we're dating, it's important your parents know I'm a man. And the alley guys are. Well, they're still the alley guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch the new season of the Hulu original series, King of the Hill, now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney for bundled subscribers. Terms apply. This has been a paid advertisement. Hey, guys, I'm on tour Australia style. Shrimp on Bobby. August 14 in Melbourne at the MCEC is I'm going to be playing great venue. August 20 in Sydney at the Darling Harbor Theater. August 22 in Brisbane at the BCEC and at August 23 in Auckland, New Zealand at the Bruce Mason center. [e-mail], everybody. We got new shirts.

[Andrew Santino]

We got the shirts, baby. Go to bad friendsmerch.com badfriendsmerch.com you're gonna get yourself this in black or red? Black or red? Go see us@badfriends merch.com go grab yourself a ch. You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I got to tell you something. I've been watching more soccer than ever now.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's blown my mind how much soccer I'm watching.

[Bobby Lee]

What's blowing your mind about it?

[Andrew Santino]

That I'm interested in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's very interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Only when it's on tv.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you can't see clips.

[Andrew Santino]

I watch the game, but I don't want to engage in all the nuance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I was at the Wii spa last night. I saw the Mexico game.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I watched the Mexico game from the

[Bobby Lee]

hotel, and there's a lot of Mexican people that work at Wii spa that went, yeah, I go pick up the towel.

[Andrew Santino]

Pick up the towel.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Like, what are we doing here?

[Andrew Santino]

How do you say apes in Spanish? How do you say ape? Mono.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's not that.

[Andrew Santino]

Mono.

[Bobby Lee]

Mierde de mono.

[Andrew Santino]

Mier de mono.

[Bobby Lee]

They went, mirde, I'm late. I was late on that.

[Andrew Santino]

You were late?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm literally looking at the towels that we spa. None of them are done. All right, no, no, let's. Let's get this off my chest. Right, right. And all the. Everyone is watching game.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they're watching the game?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Do the towels first.

[Andrew Santino]

They can't do the towels. Look at those guys. They were losing their mind. I watched the news. I was in Northern California and they were talking about riots in. In la. In North Hollywood.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I loved it. They were doing donuts. They were breaking stuff. Every time there's a Mexico game, you can. You can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

You can tell there's a Mexican. Look at that guy. He's got agent orange on his face. Whatever. I don't know what that is, but that's how they celebrate.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just asbestos. What is it from work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

That was in North Hollywood. That was that. Like Van Nuys, they said.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it Pacoima?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but, you know, they play next.

[Andrew Santino]

Who?

[Bobby Lee]

Mexico.

[Andrew Santino]

Who do they play Sunday?

[Bobby Lee]

England.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's over.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see what happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's over then.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's just see what happens.

[Andrew Santino]

Although this pot will already be out by the time this happens, so. Wow. Wow, What a game.

[Bobby Lee]

What a wonderful game. Mexico won.

[Andrew Santino]

It was cool to see Messi. I'll say that. That was cool to see.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Greatest ever touch A soccer. He's 40 and he's still fucking.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

He's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's one of the greatest of all time.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, he's the greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

It goes Messi Maradona. I know. Mall.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the best. Yeah, he's. Every soccer player ever has said he's the greatest.

[Bobby Lee]

He is. You have Zinedine Zidane. You got. Yeah, you got. You got all those guys. But my point though is he is. But he is 40, okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine me on a soccer field? That's crazy to play with. He's playing with 19 year olds.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's cooking them like he's cooking at 40 years old. How does he do this?

[Bobby Lee]

He's just born that way.

[Andrew Santino]

I love when they, they, they cut to his wife, they go, Miss. And Ms. Messi loves it as well. She's bouncing up and down, having the time of her life. I will say this about his wife.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I mean this beautiful, very unattractive. No, she's so, so beautiful. Gorgeous. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what they're called?

[Andrew Santino]

The hottest couple in the world?

[Bobby Lee]

They're called Wags.

[Andrew Santino]

Wives and Girlfriends. Yeah, yeah, the wives and girlfriends.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wags are in all sports.

[Bobby Lee]

That was only. I thought that was only soccer.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at his.

[Bobby Lee]

There's Wags in baseball.

[Andrew Santino]

Baseball, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Andrew Santino]

Look at his body.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Gee, look at that body. Yeah. His legs. They don't show his legs.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you imagine the sex that they get to have fun?

[Bobby Lee]

I've never imagined that. Tell me, how good is it?

[Andrew Santino]

I'd love to just. I'd love to cuck that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. How big is his balls? Like a soccer ball.

[Andrew Santino]

I guarantee he has tiny little balls. No, no, because when you're running a lot, your balls got to get.

[Bobby Lee]

If I was him, I would make my balls look like soccer balls. Get tattoos.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Argentina won. And the other one, Miami. Yeah, yeah. FC Miami fc. Yeah, yeah. You know what I love about it, too, is, is that, you know, Korea's out.

[Andrew Santino]

Korea's way out.

[Bobby Lee]

And when they landed in Seoul, you see the airport, right? People were there going, you're a louser. You're a disgrace.

[Andrew Santino]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They fucking shame. People are screaming. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're met with insults.

[Bobby Lee]

Insults and.

[Andrew Santino]

And harassment.

[Bobby Lee]

Harassment.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, that's so sad.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, pause.

[Andrew Santino]

They motivate.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's the coach's nose. Do you know why his nose is that long.

[Andrew Santino]

Is he a liar?

[Bobby Lee]

He's a liar.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a liar. What did he lie? I gotta tell you something. This is awful.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I think it's good.

[Andrew Santino]

These guys, they worked so hard.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter.

[Andrew Santino]

World cup was ruined because of you.

[Bobby Lee]

One.

[Andrew Santino]

One person just said, yeah, the World cup was ruined.

[Bobby Lee]

And it was ruined.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

It was ruined for Koreans.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody thought the Koreans were gonna go far.

[Bobby Lee]

Do we have son? Right? We have one guy, Wolverham Wanderers. Forget his name.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at. They won't even show us.

[Bobby Lee]

They won't even show the face. It's for Koreans. It's a disgrace. All right. What I'm going to say, as a Korean, we do good food, film. Good food.

[Andrew Santino]

Good food, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Samsung Hyundai, right? Get to the fucking knockout stages. That's all we ask.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If you. If you lost against Argentina, if you lost against France, fine, fine, fine. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

But who do they lost against? Mexico.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Mexico's good, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it was the goalkeeper's fault. The coach hired him.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so it's a coach's fault.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what my point is, is that I think there isn't enough shaming going on.

[Andrew Santino]

More shame.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I think more shame, you know? I mean. And let me tell you something. I think that if the USA lose.

[Andrew Santino]

Shame.

[Bobby Lee]

No. They don't get to go to a Cracker Barrel ever again for five years.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. There should be consequences.

[Andrew Santino]

There must.

[Bobby Lee]

Costco, Cracker Barrel. What else? Walmart. You're not allowed to go in. Those are American things.

[Andrew Santino]

No more amp.

[Bobby Lee]

No more amp. No more of that. Right. You get shamed.

[Andrew Santino]

Shame.

[Bobby Lee]

Pulic.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I think it's right for certain cultures. Koreans, yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. You have to shame.

[Andrew Santino]

But Americans here, you know, soccer isn't our thing. If it was a world football. American football. Yes. I'd be. I think we should shame them.

[Bobby Lee]

And Germany lost.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what's going on with them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right on back.

[Bobby Lee]

And when Germany goes back to. You know, I mean, Germany, they should go to Auschwitz.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They train.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You betrayed your people. They should go to Auschwitz.

[Andrew Santino]

They have to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, at least a year. Okay. Not death. Right. But, like. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Hang out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. You lost to what? Paraguay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who they listen to Paraguay. Right. Here's another. Netherlands lost.

[Andrew Santino]

Netherlands did lose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who do they lose against? Morocco. Morocco. Where do the Netherlands go?

[Andrew Santino]

Where are they not allowed to go?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. When they go back to the Netherlands. The shaming ritual. What should it be? No brothels for a year.

[Andrew Santino]

I was gonna say, for them, it'd be. Be around. Being around any minority whatsoever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Because the Netherlands is, like, all white. They don't let anybody in.

[Bobby Lee]

I think shaming is lost in the World Cup.

[Andrew Santino]

We need more shame.

[Bobby Lee]

I think we need more shame. You have. Because if Korea. If Korea knew that if they were gonna fly back to Seoul, Right. And get attacked like that, I think they would have won.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe it would. I think maybe it would have helped.

[Bobby Lee]

It would have helped. They would have rung a little more. They would have ran a little bit more y. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there needs to be more shaming in the World Cup.

[Andrew Santino]

I agree. Now you got me on your team. I think high shame.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. If you're Russian, right. You lose, you go into Gulak.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If Russia. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think they're in it.

[Andrew Santino]

They will get killed. I think they do get murdered.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not even kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think they actually do that. I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'll tell you what. And this is truth. Okay. When North Korea lost to 8:1, I think it was against Portugal.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you remember that? And they said they won. They said they won. But every player and the coach went into manual label after that for a Year, they had to move rocks. They went to a mining. They went to a mining facility. Saddam Hussein did it with Iraq. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's. Those are. I think that's fair.

[Andrew Santino]

So what did he do? Suffered brutal treatment of poor performances. His son, Uday Hussein, who headed the Iraqi Olympic Committee, reportedly tortured in prison and beat national soccer players and coaches following embarrassing losses or failure to qualify for major tournaments.

[Bobby Lee]

We got to bring that back.

[Andrew Santino]

We got to go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

Handsome guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So if the USA loses, what do you think?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think we do need to shame and beat them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Not beat them. No, we don't do that in this country.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

What? That's right. Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

You know, Guantanamo Bay?

[Andrew Santino]

Get down there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You got to get down there. Right. Because people have been imprisoned for less.

[Andrew Santino]

For way less.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You are representing your country.

[Andrew Santino]

Best country in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. You're representing your country. Millions of people rely.

[Andrew Santino]

They need this, right?

[Bobby Lee]

They need it, dude. In this economy. What's that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's a soccer player who didn't do well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He didn't do well. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That was the World Cup.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's like, I was on the bench. I didn't play one. Miss second. Doesn't matter.

[Andrew Santino]

Doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

You guantana.

[Andrew Santino]

How many soccer players. Look at it.

[Bobby Lee]

That. That should. That's right now the South Korean soccer team,

[Andrew Santino]

and they have to sit like that.

[Bobby Lee]

They sit like that. And I guess. Guess what? When you do that, the next World cup, they get to the final, do

[Andrew Santino]

they have to sit like that for four years until the next World cup,

[Bobby Lee]

they'll get a new crop of players. Ah. But you. What you do is you get the new crop of players and you show them what happened to the old crop of players.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Eg, look at this gulag propaganda. Do you remember him? He was the forward for, you know, me and our team.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the best in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

In the best in the world. What happens to you?

[Andrew Santino]

I did watch. I'm catching up on. Margo has money problems. El Fanning show good? Oh, it's. No, it's not good. It's amazing. I think it's incredible. It's well done. She is such a good actress. Nick Offerman is phenomenal. And the fife dog. It's a great show, dude. But I will say El Fanning carries this show in a way where I'm like, every time she's on camera, I'm like, oh, she's the best. She's so good. Her. She delivers the lines. You believe every second of her character.

[Bobby Lee]

I found her to be extremely beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

She is.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but like, extra.

[Andrew Santino]

She's so good in the show.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, if I was on an island, right? And there was 10 women of the hottest women, right? And she was one of them, and they said, you have to. I don't know why I'm making this up, but, like, island, right? It's probably.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys probably share the fantasy.

[Bobby Lee]

Not an island. A peninsula.

[Andrew Santino]

Even better.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that better? Sure. We're on a peninsula.

[Andrew Santino]

On a key. You're on a key.

[Bobby Lee]

In a key. Okay, good. A key. Is that fine?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm in a key.

[Andrew Santino]

A key.

[Bobby Lee]

A key. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

A key.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I think I would choose her over the nine other beautiful women.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are the other nine?

[Bobby Lee]

I know. Just think of the most. Nine most beautiful women in the world. Done. Yeah. Margot Robbie.

[Andrew Santino]

Over her.

[Bobby Lee]

Over her.

[Andrew Santino]

Gal Gadot.

[Bobby Lee]

Over. Not. Not because of the look,

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I say I set it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you set it up, right? Yeah. How about you and a key?

[Andrew Santino]

Me and a key.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not. You're not with your wife anymore, and

[Andrew Santino]

I'm on a key with a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

She sadly passed away.

[Andrew Santino]

Nine. But would you kill her?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Nine beautiful women.

[Bobby Lee]

Ten beautiful women.

[Andrew Santino]

Ten beautiful women.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Who am I picking?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, who you picking?

[Andrew Santino]

This is how Facebook has started,

[Bobby Lee]

Kind of. I think this is kind of how Facebook started.

[Andrew Santino]

Hot or not, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I be honest with the group? I just. And I don't want anyone to go. No, you're wrong. I think I'm in an honesty. I mean, an honesty phase with myself.

[Andrew Santino]

I know the gold rings are doing something for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So I'm. I'm in an honesty phase from. To myself. Let's just be truthful. Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm ugly.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it. See that seat? No, I'm ugly. Okay. Okay. By every metric of handsome, I do not hit.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. 100% you. Jawline.

[Andrew Santino]

You have no jawline.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, exactly. Right. Height.

[Andrew Santino]

You're very tiny.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. In every match. And then people go, oh, no, but you're cute. Yeah, the boo boos are cute. You wouldn't. Them. You wouldn't. A little boo boo.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, but how about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, obviously you're incorrect because you have a girlfriend who's very pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

It's clout. It's clout. Fame. That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

You think if you had none of those things.

[Bobby Lee]

Nope.

[Andrew Santino]

She would never be with You?

[Bobby Lee]

Hell no. And why can't I be right? Yeah. No, no flags. No, no. Why can't people just be honest with themselves?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think you're ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I am ugly. You're like an artist though. You're like a stinky cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

People still like that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You're blue. I'm blue cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

Not everyone's gonna get gargonzola.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gorgonzola. But what my point though, being is why can't we be honest with them ourselves?

[Andrew Santino]

You, I, I think you're.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I, I, I listen, okay, I'm ugly.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm fine with it. Okay. I have other attributes. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But in the marketplace, if I wasn't who I am. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you don't like it. I'm fine with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Why, why are you.

[Bobby Lee]

Because it's the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you look in the mirror and have like something.

[Bobby Lee]

I was staring at myself. In the mirror. Yeah, at the spa. You finally clean them? Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a meanie weenie.

[Bobby Lee]

Today you're me. So mean. All right. And I looked at myself and I objectively said, yeah, I'm pretty ugly.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, then give me, give me the counter.

[Andrew Santino]

You are in great.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking about physically.

[Andrew Santino]

You're in great shape for a man of your age. Most men in your age range are not in your shape. That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Average weight of a 54 year old who's 5 foot 3.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to say man too.

[Bobby Lee]

Korean.

[Andrew Santino]

Korean. Say Korean male. All right. An average weight of a 54 year old Korean. 53 year old. 54 year old Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is 112 to 136 pounds. I weigh 155. So I'm fat.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not fat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm fatter than the average.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't believe that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, it's.

[Jimmy Tatro]

We.

[Bobby Lee]

You're going to refute AI. I'm not saying this in a negative way. I have high self esteem. It's not from AI. It's from the Trung Tom to Don Cardiff.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's the best fucking center for that.

[Andrew Santino]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The crown car fight is the best for that. Okay. They know. Look at, look at the statistics here. I can't read that map at all.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or that, whatever that is. Right. But let's just be honest with ourselves, okay? I'm ugly.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, well, give me, you haven't given me any other Give me. Give. Give it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

From a physical standpoint.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it.

[Andrew Santino]

You have nice eyes. You got great hair.

[Bobby Lee]

If I was. If I let.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm 55 years old. I'm working at Chipotle. But not even in the front counter.

[Andrew Santino]

You're cooking.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'm in the back washing dishes.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'm making 1250 an hour.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Nothing wrong with that.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. You. I mean, I have to. I have no vehicle. Okay. I have to walk five miles home.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you in prison for a long time?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you in this position?

[Bobby Lee]

If I was in this position. Right. There would be no aspects.

[Andrew Santino]

I disagree. Someone would. Someone would find you very attractive. By the way, there. There's a woman that works at that same Chipotle, Cheryl, who's half Asian. You know, she just came to this country, right. She just got a job there. She works at the front. And she goes, you know, she's 311

[Bobby Lee]

and she has a flat nose.

[Andrew Santino]

And she says.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking about.

[Andrew Santino]

She says to her co worker, you know who I find hot? The guy in the back. He's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I get.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I propose something else to you?

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's not just fame.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just propose something else to you? Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What

[Bobby Lee]

have I dated over the years? Beautiful women.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Andrew Santino]

But even before you were famous?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Trang Trang. I mean, who works at the. You know, I mean. Chipotle, right? Trang Trang, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's 311. Right. One eye missing. Right. She has bullet hole wounds. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Got shot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. A titty blown off. Yeah, there's problems.

[Andrew Santino]

There's problems. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not going to be able to get, you know, I mean, the access to women that I find attractive.

[Andrew Santino]

You. You dated hot women before you got famous? No way.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in the. Yeah, I did. Yeah. But I was in the trajectory of fame.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. When you were in high school?

[Bobby Lee]

No, nothing. Zero. Nothing. Those guys dicks?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Were they hot? Probably a little. I think that I was the founder of the TFL movement. I'm one of the founders. You don't have to Google. I'll tell you what it is. Okay. No, I'll look it up, too. Look it up. It's. You're not gonna find it. Temple Fork Outfitters. No, no, no, no, no. See, that's what I'm saying. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a TFO movement?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I say tfl.

[Andrew Santino]

Tfl.

[Bobby Lee]

Tfl.

[Andrew Santino]

What's a TFL movement?

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see if you can find it. Transport for London. No, no, no. Total loser.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, cut it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Where does it come from? Where is this coming from?

[Bobby Lee]

It's coming from reality.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

You may or may not like the truth. All right? But here it is. Okay, you know, you don't know the truth.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't handle the truth. Is that the line?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't handle the truth. Sorry I fucked up that line. Right. The truth is, is that I was a co. Founder. Founder of the TFL movement Funder. All right? And because I've had success, it doesn't immediately take you out of the TFL movement. You, once you're a part of the movement, you're always a member.

[Andrew Santino]

You can never graduate.

[Bobby Lee]

You can never graduate. What? Who's the other found it with? What? You said you're a co founder. Who else did you found it with? I don't know. Who the other founder.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Because I.

[Bobby Lee]

We back then you can't look at each other. Also back then there was no Internet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So we didn't know who the other founders are. Right. But through the Internet I have found the other founders.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you slowly found your.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So when I look at certain Internet videos, I go, yeah, can I send you one?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, okay.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Internet video.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. A Tick Tock video. Yeah. And I re. I realized this through this man.

[Andrew Santino]

Through one man on tick.

[Bobby Lee]

One man on Tick Tock. And I will show you. I'm sorry, my bad. Your network is unstable. It says.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, it sounds like everything is.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go. I will send it to you right now. Hold on. I'm going to send this to Carlos Herrera and I'm going to tell you who else is in this group. The TFL movement too.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos. I was going to say that's why we're close. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Chime, Chime, Chime is changing the way people bank. You know, they're not like traditional old banks who charge fees and gatekeep perts and, and rewards. And I'm telling you, dude, when I first moved out to la, I had no, no money. I had bad credit.

[Bobby Lee]

I wish I chimed back then I

[Andrew Santino]

needed help like Chime because you get 5% cash back on Chime card in a category of your choice like gas or groceries. Pretty incredible. All while you're building your credit through regular everyday spending with no credit check. And you can grow your money faster with savings rate that's nine times the national average. And I'm telling you, dude, if we had Chime back in the day would have been so much easier to help save money, you know, while you're out spending because life is expensive. It's nice that Chime has fee free banking so you're not getting caught off guard by these hidden things and fees like most other new banks do to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Join the millions who are already banking fee free with America's number one choice for banking.

[Andrew Santino]

And if you're ever in a pinch, spot me lets you overdraft up to $200 fee free. You know how many times I used to overdraft all.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Still do so many fees. You can head to Chime.com Bad Friends. That's Chime.com Bad Friends. Sign up now. It only takes a few minutes. Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services and Chime card provided by Chimes Bank Partners. Qualifying direct deposits required terms and limits apply. Go to chime.com disclosures for details.

[Bobby Lee]

Superpower. Oh my God. I love getting my blood test by Superpower.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was good, man. It's a great job.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, as you get older, you want to know what your health.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the problem. We're old and we're probably older than most of our audience and I'm telling you it is going to creep up on you. And it's one simple blood draw that gives you information on over 100 of your blood biomarkers, which is way more than we usually get when you go to a normal doctor visit. I've got my blood drawn for a physical here and for. And they don't do anything. Right. They don't deep dive into what's really going on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's the underlying causes, Various symptoms you might be experiencing. They have all this stuff, man. Dial it in.

[Bobby Lee]

The Superpower app includes detailed information on your heart, liver, thyroid, hormones, metabolism, vitamin and mineral levels, and even environmental toxins. So from disease prevention to treating that annoying brain fog or simply optimizing your gym game, Superpower is the most comprehensive advanced system out there.

[Andrew Santino]

My favorite part about it, man, when we did this, it was so great. It just showed me stuff because I thought like, oh, maybe, maybe I've low, this level is low or that level is low. And you're just guessing. Yeah, you're looking up on the Internet, but Superpower gives you access to that and I was low. Vitamin B12 needed more of that. So thank you to them. Make this year the year you stop guessing about your health. With Superpower For a limited time, our listeners get $20 off to unlock their new health intelligence.

[Bobby Lee]

Head over to superpower.com and use code BAD FRIENDS for 20 off your 199powerpower membership.

[Andrew Santino]

After you sign up, they're ask you how you heard about Superpower. Tell them Bad Friends sent you and support our show. This episode is brought to you by Facebook. So you were scrolling on Marketplace and

[Bobby Lee]

there it was, the bike you'd been searching for.

[Andrew Santino]

You sent a message and it turned out the seller was super chatty, kind of funny, and an avid cyclist.

[Bobby Lee]

The next thing you know, you're in a cycling crew. Well, a community cycling group. The thing about Facebook is you might

[Andrew Santino]

find more than what you're looking for from a browse to a bike ride this summer.

[Bobby Lee]

Find more on Facebook. I think this age of personal empowerment, self improvement, you don't like manifestation. You ignore the truth. Right. And the truth is this, okay, is I'm a fucking loser.

[Andrew Santino]

I disagree.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you know what? I'm fine by it.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean physically? Because you're.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking physically. You're internally.

[Andrew Santino]

Every other metric of your life. Friends, community, job, the career.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge success.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why. It's all shame.

[Andrew Santino]

Shame based. And because of shame.

[Bobby Lee]

Because of shame. Right. I can endure so much shame.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. That I've gotten to the status. That I've gotten to.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe you should coach the Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm going to coach the Korean team.

[Andrew Santino]

You would be good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I think I would be good. I think that's a good callback. Korea, if you're listening, right. I'm coaching the next team.

[Andrew Santino]

Rename the team the tfl.

[Bobby Lee]

Because we'll never win a game. We'll never win a game. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to put every position in their opposite position. Okay. You're a center forward. You're goalkeeping. Right. You're a right wing, you're a left back. All right. Every position is going to be wrong. Right. I'm. I'm going to put women in it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, I don't know if this is funny what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

It is, but it's sad because I don't buy into this.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you might not buy into it. It's just what I'm feeling as of late.

[Andrew Santino]

Beautiful woman in your life who is your girlfriend and you tell me. So her. Her attraction to you is invalid. She's wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

I think there are exceptions to every rule.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, there's no Rule being broken.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there is.

[Andrew Santino]

What is? Don't date ugly Asian men.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I think that. Let's just be honest then, if you want.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Every woman I dated, right. Their dad was in Vietnam at ptsd, right. Took that rage, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Threw it onto the daughter, right? And she's like, I don't want to date. Oh. You know, I mean, ptsd, white man, Right, Right. So they go to the Asian, right? And goes, you know, I mean, I'm rebelling.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like a.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Daddy, look who I'm dating, right? They get all PTSD out, you know. Right, right. They smell Agent Orange, you know, I mean, they smell like, you know, it's agent whatever. Agent Orange, whatever.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I'm here.

[Bobby Lee]

Bullets, explosions, right? When they go, here, daddy, look. Right, right. They get back into that. So right? Here's another thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Flashbacks, right?

[Bobby Lee]

The white women that I've dated, right? Had a dream of getting out of white.

[Andrew Santino]

They want to get away from white, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So they grew up in the Midwest. All they saw was white people. And every once in a while, they'll

[Jimmy Tatro]

go, you know what?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm tired of white people. Right, Right. I'm gonna go with the opposite. Okay. But there's no other exceptions outside of those two.

[Andrew Santino]

But most of time, it goes to black culture. You're. You're interesting. You're. That's a real left turn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

You're the farthest left turn. I say east. Turn east. Far.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I'm the farthest east that you can turn.

[Andrew Santino]

So far right turn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Far right.

[Andrew Santino]

And you are far right.

[Bobby Lee]

No, liberally, I'm liberally. I'm politically, I'm liberal. Okay. But, yeah, so I know people don't want to hear this, because I feel good about myself.

[Andrew Santino]

So your. Your positioning. Your position is. Is you're okay with telling yourself that you're ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

It's being objective.

[Andrew Santino]

And more of us should tell ourselves that we're ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that people should just be honest with themselves about their looks, because you see a lot of mid. I'm sorry, I'm going to say something maybe controversial, right? But you see a lot of TikTok. I see a lot of tik tok. Maybe too much. Yeah, okay. Maybe too much. All right. I see a lot of midwomen going, yeah, I need a guy that makes 3 million a year who's 6 foot 2. It's like, no, you're ugly, and you should be dating men that are ugly.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And. And I'm saying that I want to be honest with myself. Right, Right. And I go, I got lucky, I took some risks.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. But objectively, I'm not. If you look up handsome. What? Let's see if I hit any of the lists.

[Andrew Santino]

What does it mean to be handsome is subjective, though.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no objectivity.

[Bobby Lee]

Objectively handsome. No, not Asian actors just say, what is the objectively. Objectively handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

What does it mean to be objectively handsome?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In America today, handsome describes a man with classic, dignified aesthetic appeal, often characterized by strong facial symmetry and proportion, unlike.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop there. I don't hit those.

[Andrew Santino]

You're pretty symmetrical.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. In a mythological way.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. This. This is for humans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is for humans. You have a very classic appeal. Yeah, yeah. I don't live in, like a tutorial, fucking, you know, mean forest.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, but you could.

[Bobby Lee]

And I will. And I will. So go. Keep going.

[Andrew Santino]

Unlike Hot, which focuses on overt sex appeal, or Cute, which leans towards a youthful or smaller features, which you've been called handsome implies a refined, more permanent sense of good look.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Let's go.

[Andrew Santino]

Authenticity and grooming. You have that. You're very authentic and you're very well groomed. You always smell good. The total package. You are a part of the total package. Emotional.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Extend. No, this is bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so. You know, Is AI wrong? You're going to say AI is a lie.

[Bobby Lee]

If you're looking for defined esthetic standards, it's. Dude, are we out of your mind? Because I smell good. I'm fucking hot.

[Andrew Santino]

You do smell good.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but that's not. I've.

[Andrew Santino]

I've been tricked by a smell before. Buddy, women like funny first.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what they say. No, that's bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. Every word. I'm funny. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

If you weren't funny, you'd be hideous.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so if I wasn't funny, I would be very unattractive. It's. It's a part of your. Your aura is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, What I'm saying, you're funny is

[Andrew Santino]

part of your looks.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is, when I. Before I was a stand up, was I funny? Yes. More funny than most guys. So I, you know, I mean, I would hit on girls, right? And they were like, you know, and they claim we funny is the thing. Right. Then a year later, they'll have A boyfriend. The most unfunniest guy you've ever seen in your life.

[Andrew Santino]

They eventually come around. Look what's happening now.

[Bobby Lee]

No, what I'm saying is that they say, I guess, you know, you guys aren't.

[Andrew Santino]

The funniest part about this is we're about to have one of the most handsome dudes on earth on the podcast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so funny. He's so handsome and talented. Pitch this to him. Get in here, Jimmy. Get him in here. This is going to be the best version of this guy. Needs some. How are you, big dog? Good to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, Jimmy? How are you, buddy?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, sit up, Sit down. Set him set up in the blue chair. He needs to be a part of this. Great men have sat in those chairs.

[Bobby Lee]

The blue, blue, blue.

[Andrew Santino]

Go to blue. Jack Black one Jack Black sat in that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, this is nice.

[Bobby Lee]

It's nice, right? What a handsome guy.

[Andrew Santino]

People think it might not be comfortable, but yet it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy, put your earphones on if you want.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't need to.

[Bobby Lee]

If you don't, you don't have to. Can I ask you a question, Jimmy?

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And there's no offense to the question I'm going to ask you.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. None at all. Okay. Am I objectively handsome in societal terms? Already. Stop, stop, stop already. I made my point. Because he's trying to say something positive.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. He's thinking.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Think. It's yes or no. He's thinking, if I was Matt Rife, he would say yes immediately.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe he's not attracted to Matt Rife.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. He. But Matt Rife is objectively handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe not to him.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so go ahead.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I would. I would say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Coming in hot. Yeah, I would. I'd say objectively.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Maybe not.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And let me say something. I love Jimmy more than anyone else in this room.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Because he's being honest.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm. But Jimmy doesn't know you.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter. This is. I'm talking about just on my physical appearance. Okay. Without knowing my personality. This is what we're talking about. You're adding in. Oh, can you do sketch?

[Andrew Santino]

You can.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're good at sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

Does he have improv skills? No, I don't give a. About that. Right. What I'm saying is, Jimmy, I'm not objectively handsome.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But.

[Bobby Lee]

No, there's no but.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But you may have.

[Bobby Lee]

What do they say?

[Jimmy Tatro]

But you may have sex appeal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, yes. Sex appeal. You've got sex appeal. Now Jimmy has sex Appeal and he's handsome, so he's in first place.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're still running, baby. You're still in the race.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I want to say this. Okay, Jimmy. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy Tatro's on the show, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, Jimmy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And nice to meet you.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice to meet you.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't believe you guys have never met before.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I feel like we've. I feel like we've.

[Bobby Lee]

We've never met. Never.

[Andrew Santino]

You've never met before.

[Bobby Lee]

I. We know. Good to see you, though.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Good to see you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Very handsome.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like, likewise.

[Bobby Lee]

But he means mentally. Yeah, Mentally. Mentally, you're handsome, so I don't want to be a downer, Jimmy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And we're going to get into, you know. I mean.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything else. But I just want to say that if there was 100, we. No one knew who the fuck we were. Right. And you took 100 women from all over the world. Right. Attractive women all over the world and took two photos of us from head to toe and said, who's the most handsome between you and I? Yeah. What do you think? The answer.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, but it's all over the world, so remember, you're going to get some. You're going to get some votes that he won't get.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I. But what do you think the. What do you think it will be?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I think maybe. Maybe, you know, maybe like. Maybe like 70, 30. 75. 25. Pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's all you?

[Bobby Lee]

And that's you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay, but that would feel like I'm coming in. In the middle of something.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, you're not coming in the middle of something. Really good to see you. Give Jimmy a round of applause, everybody. Thanks for coming.

[Andrew Santino]

But this would be the same. Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was. Was just getting from a stranger. I was just trying to get facts.

[Andrew Santino]

This will be the same number with him and I. It would be a 7030.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, it would.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, it would.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, Jimmy. I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

He has traditional handsome looks.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy, I. I'm. I saw you when you were in San Diego. Balboa Theater.

[Andrew Santino]

Balboa Theater, Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in the audience watching you perform, and there was two women sitting next to me. This. This is. God honest truth. They were very. Both attractive. And they looked at me and they go, your guy, your Friend on stage is hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I'm on stage. No, you took out all the stuff. If you just said objectively what you asked him. Same thing. 70, 30, same numbers. Go ahead, speak your truth. 70, 30, you and I.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Maybe. Maybe a little. It might be a little. A little more skewed. Maybe. Maybe 65.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, 65. 35. So I got five more percent.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, what was. Thank you so much for being on.

[Andrew Santino]

Welcome to the show, man. See? Welcome to the show.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm sweating over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Don't be sweaty. Don't be.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't be sweaty, man. Jimmy, this is the vibe of the show.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the vibe of the show.

[Andrew Santino]

We already got through a lot of our stuff.

[Jimmy Tatro]

What was your stance on this?

[Andrew Santino]

See, I'm. I think he's extremely attractive. He's putting himself down for no reason. I think he's got so much.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not being. Putting myself down. I'm being objectively honest.

[Andrew Santino]

He's got a lot of je ne sais quoi. You know, there's something about Bobby that's un. It's un. When somebody says people have the X factor when it comes to talent, which you have, you're not. You can't dictate what that is. He's got that for sex appeal. Women do find him attractive.

[Bobby Lee]

Some.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That doesn't surprise me.

[Bobby Lee]

See, that's why I said thank you.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's why I said the sex appeal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But you said objectively.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what I said objectively. If. If I did, they didn't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who I was. I think. I think the number would be closer to 99 to 1. I do. Globally. Historically. Historically. In Rome. Well, let's not go.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not. Go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In Rome. Any historical.

[Andrew Santino]

Mesopotamia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Mesopotamia.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Right. And I'm okay with it. I have high self esteem. Right. I have worth. Yeah. I walk around with my head up high, arms open with confidence.

[Andrew Santino]

He always walks like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I always walk like that. Like a penguin. Okay, I see. That's. I.

[Jimmy Tatro]

We haven't met, but I have seen you walking.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. I do that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because that's confidence. I have confidence. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you single?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No, no, I'm engaged.

[Andrew Santino]

But he's. Congratulations.

[Bobby Lee]

The woman that came in here earlier, you're the one you're engaged with?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Who is she?

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's Lauren.

[Bobby Lee]

Lauren, come out here for a second.

[Andrew Santino]

You think he's gonna bring his fiance to the show.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, Lauren, you don't have to be on screen. Just. Just. Can I see you?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there's. Hi, Lauren.

[Bobby Lee]

Hi, Lauren. Just stay right there. Your publicist, right?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, she might.

[Andrew Santino]

She doesn't want to be on camera.

[Bobby Lee]

She's not gonna be on camera.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Is she on camera? No. Okay. All right, so we don't. We can even bleep your name out, right? Can I ask a woman?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, you're not going anywhere.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she can't even answer it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yeah, she knows better. Yeah, she's a publicist. The last thing she wants to do is. Okay, defame.

[Bobby Lee]

So I understand. It's not defaming. I've accepted. I'm fine. Jimmy Howard. How's your life?

[Jimmy Tatro]

You know, it's. Life's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. Life's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

How you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Busy boy? I feel great. I feel wonderful. You ever fast driver?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Fast? Yeah, I did like a broth fast.

[Bobby Lee]

A broth fat?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For how long?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like, like 36 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Chicken or beef?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I think I alternated.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you got to keep switching because

[Jimmy Tatro]

all my friends were on, like, a water fast. Like. Like a couple years ago. They were like, we want to do this set. They did like a 72 hour water.

[Bobby Lee]

That's insane.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And that sounded intense.

[Bobby Lee]

24 hours is the longest I've gone, but I do it once a week.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And then how do you feel after?

[Bobby Lee]

Terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

Hungry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I feel absolutely terrible.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So why do you keep doing it?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. Why? Yeah, I have. No, because you go on the Internet. They say it's good for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they do.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But you're not feeling any. Any actual benefits.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that I feel. I haven't had diarrhea in a long time. Okay, That's a good thing. I haven't had diarrhea in a long time.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

My stool is perfect. Oh, pure perfection. Yeah, like solid.

[Andrew Santino]

We're thinking about entering it into a contest.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I could win.

[Jimmy Tatro]

After every stool, you take a photo, send it to chat. GPT, you say, give me a score out of 10.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I see what you've done there. That looks pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I offer some suggestions?

[Bobby Lee]

Of course. I do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I mean, we all do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then I also. No processed foods.

[Andrew Santino]

Unless they've been processed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. If they're already processed, I eat them.

[Jimmy Tatro]

What is that? What does that entail, though? Like. Like processed foods. So you're not eating like. Like chips?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, like, no.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like any.

[Bobby Lee]

No chips at all? No, no. Carbs.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No carbs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. At all. Unless I. Unless there are things that I'm eating that have carbs I'm not aware of.

[Andrew Santino]

Like he has. He has pasta and bread and.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm not aware of those. No, no. Here's the thing, Jimmy. I eat Japanese purple potatoes. Gotta have purple sweet potatoes.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are good for you. You know, sardines, salmon. You mean avocado. Things of that nature. I'm sure they have carbs. But, you know, I mean, I'm trying to eat everything on organic.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of organic.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you a diet guy?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I recently I did a blood test, came back super high cholesterol wise.

[Andrew Santino]

Me too.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And I was shocked because I thought I ate really well, but I wasn't being mindful of saturated fats. So then I.

[Bobby Lee]

What are those? What are those?

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's like, you know, butter has the most.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And what I didn't realize was like eggs. I was eating like four eggs a day. Each egg has like a gram and a half of saturated saturated fat. The egg white egg whites have none. So I'm fine with eating egg whites. So I kind of switched over, cut back on red meat a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to die. I don't care. Yeah, eggs, cheese, I like it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Cheese is also. It's like all the fun stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't eat any of that right now. It's been weeks.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So what do you. Oh, you. You said salmon and Japanese purple potatoes.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you call me?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Purple potatoes.

[Bobby Lee]

My dick's purple.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it really is. But anyway, let's move on from that. Why'd you. Why are you nodding your head?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Well, I wish I had known that before you asked me. I would have given you some. That would have given you some points.

[Andrew Santino]

Different color penis.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So egg whites and. So what else are you. So steak also has saturated fats.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

If you cut out the fat, though, in it, is that fine?

[Jimmy Tatro]

That helps.

[Bobby Lee]

It helps.

[Andrew Santino]

It helps if you eat leaner meat.

[Bobby Lee]

If I eat leaner meat. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I think do what you feel is right and then you'll die. So who cares? Yeah, it's not going to matter. You got to be on camera a lot.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's why you're doing was more because, I mean, I thought I was. I thought I was eating well and then I saw that and I was like, oh, do you and your.

[Andrew Santino]

Your wife, soon to be, do the thing where you meal prep and meal plan together?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Is she wild card? She eats whatever she wants.

[Jimmy Tatro]

She. She likes to cook.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I like to eat what she cooks.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And then if she's out of town, I'm. I'm a big postmates guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Big postmates.

[Bobby Lee]

What do we do?

[Andrew Santino]

Postmates. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, me too.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll do all of it.

[Bobby Lee]

I do all of it too.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But it's bad because there's nothing good on there. It's usually pretty bad on there.

[Jimmy Tatro]

There.

[Bobby Lee]

No. You know what I do you can. I. I postmates arowan.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That I do as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

On the road, I haven't. What do you mean when you're out of town?

[Bobby Lee]

From now on, when I go out of town, can sardines in my bag.

[Andrew Santino]

That's all you're having?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And sardines. Or do you bring them with?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm going to bring them with.

[Andrew Santino]

Sir, do you have any hazardous materials in this carry on luggage? I have 50 cans of sardines. Y. I hope that's okay. That's insane that you do that now.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Are you ever hungry? And then you're like. And you just check your pockets and like. Oh, thank God. And you have a pack of sardines.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mountain Dew. It is America's 250th birthday, and let me say, I'm an American.

[Andrew Santino]

You really are.

[Bobby Lee]

And a lot of my memories growing up is with the Mountain Dew.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

In this by the lake with my dad on a bench.

[Andrew Santino]

Summer moments deserve an iconic drink like Mountain Dew. You've been having Mountain Dew for a long time. It's an American original, baby. The refreshing citrus kick. A Mountain Dew is a perfect companion to your all American summer adventures. Whether you're drinking down by the lake, having a hot dog, you're fishing, you're swimming, whatever you do road you love. And they've been tasting great since 48, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. 1948. And let me say something not 1819. Okay? And I'm going to say this too. Right there. When you taste a Mountain Dew, you know exactly what you're getting. You do that citrus fresh taste.

[Andrew Santino]

You can do the dew, you know. And you know the two brothers created Mountain Dew deep in the foothills of Tennessee. They should get. Get prepared because we should create that. We're two brothers and we should create our own little drink. Will it hold up against Mountain Dew? Probably not, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Because it's the king.

[Andrew Santino]

Whether you're celebrating on the grill at the beach, riding your own living room, sipping on a Mountain Dew is a great Way to start a damn good time.

[Bobby Lee]

Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original. Tasting great since 48.

[Andrew Santino]

Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you@mountain Dew.com that's Mountain Dew.com Quince.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God, I love quince.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you to Quince. Yeah, this was huge.

[Bobby Lee]

The one thing I love about summer is how easy everything feels. And you feel this fabric, dude. The days are a little bit more relaxed and I find myself reaching for the same comfortable go anywhere pieces again and again and again and again.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why? It's 100% European. Linen pants.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Shirts. These are breathable, easy to throw on in the summer. Upgrade your rotation needs. They're starting at just $34. I don't know what you're looking at, I don't know what you're clothing price wise, but this is extremely affordable. And these pants are so very comfortable. And they're a little stretchy because sometimes I eat a few too many chips and soda pop. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything at quints is priced 50 to 80% less than similar brands. They work directly with ethical factories and cut out the middlemen. So you're paying for exceptional quality, not brand markup.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're not going to get marked up with quints. And that's the best part. They've been a partner with us for a while and you know, at first they send you stuff and you go, oh, let me see if I like it. Well, McCone wore my shirt to the lake all weekend and I was really mad about it. But luckily he left my pants alone because sometimes he does steal my pants.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, my oxford blue shirt.

[Andrew Santino]

Have anything make your summer wardrobe easier? Go to quints.com bad friends for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns.

[Bobby Lee]

Now available in Canada too.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Quince Q U I n c e dot com bad friends for free shipping and a 365 day return.

[Andrew Santino]

That's quince.comq U-I-N-C e dot com badfriends quince.com bad friends Bonjour, compadre.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the Priceline negotiator.

[Andrew Santino]

How do I negotiate so many great travel deals?

[Bobby Lee]

My greatest gadget, the Priceline app. It's got hotel deals, flight deals, rental car deals, all of those deals in

[Andrew Santino]

a bundle deals, game day deals, concert trip deals. No one deals more deals than Priceline.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold your horses, there's more. The app lets you filter hotels by neighborhood vibe, star level and amenities like pools and spas and beachfronts and wait.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not done.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop cutting me off Priceline. Yeah, I'm. I'm trying to. I don't know what I'm doing. Yes, you can carry it, but it's risky. Why? Because it goes over the 100 million.

[Jimmy Tatro]

You can bring sardines in your carry on, but it's risky.

[Andrew Santino]

It's very risky. Water. The water goes over the ounce limit.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, fuck. What if you can't check in your bag?

[Andrew Santino]

What you should do is just keep them all in your mouth the whole flight and swallow when you're hungry.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You don't check your bag? Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

You don't check. You don't check them?

[Bobby Lee]

I only do carry on like a hobo.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a stick and a little bag and I walk across.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It takes a train to lax.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Train hops all the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But I.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't ever check a bag?

[Bobby Lee]

No, never.

[Andrew Santino]

Unless we have to. When we're on a big tour.

[Bobby Lee]

If we're going on the run. The world. Yeah. What about Australia? Are you gonna check one?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Try to see if you can get away with it without doing it. Be so funny to try to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, how long would we be there for?

[Andrew Santino]

Two weeks. Easy money. You can do laundry at a venue.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll laundry it.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you should. I think you don't need two weeks.

[Jimmy Tatro]

You gotta check two weeks.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good question, Jimmy. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good question. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so you see that?

[Andrew Santino]

See this size four.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Is that the shoe, Jimmy? It's the jeans. I have raw denim on. I bring one pair of jeans.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Ah, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So I can fade them. All Right. So all I have to do is put shirts in. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Underwear, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, underwear and socks. That's.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's true. Because the pants. That's. That's what takes up the most space.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Will you. When you're on the show for two weeks, how many pants do you bring?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I bring too many pants.

[Andrew Santino]

But he's a hot guy. Hot guys have too many pants.

[Bobby Lee]

You said it again.

[Andrew Santino]

Hot guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You're a hot guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Because hot guys, ugly dudes.

[Bobby Lee]

One pair.

[Andrew Santino]

One pair. I'll do two. That's the other five.

[Bobby Lee]

You said hat guy.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And in my head I'm going, why do hat guys have more pain?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're hot guy. Hot guy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Hot, hot guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me ask brass tacks real fast.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How fun was it working with Will Ferrell? For real.

[Jimmy Tatro]

It was great.

[Andrew Santino]

Best thing ever.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never met him.

[Andrew Santino]

Coolest guy in the world.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He's. He's the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you met him?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but, you know, I've never met him in passing. It's not a real.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never even been around him.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I have a hard time believing that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the 100 truth. I've never seen them or. I mean, the other day I saw Vince Vaughn. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That has nothing to do with Will Ferrell.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'm just telling you,

[Jimmy Tatro]

I get the association. Legendary comedy guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Tall, tall, tall.

[Bobby Lee]

No, what I'm saying is, is that I'm telling you how close to proximity I've been to the top.

[Andrew Santino]

The degrees of.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

This was my fifth time working with him.

[Bobby Lee]

See, you're hot. I mean, that's what Will wants.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He wants.

[Bobby Lee]

I know he does.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Surrounded by hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Because he's got to be the ugly.

[Andrew Santino]

This is the fifth time, but first TV series.

[Jimmy Tatro]

This is his first. I think, like, it's his first series. That's like his series.

[Andrew Santino]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Why? Because in my mind, I think for sure he's had a television show before, but he's a movie star, and then

[Jimmy Tatro]

he never entry does big, big movies. Movies at least that I know of. I don't know if he's had like,

[Andrew Santino]

the Hawk now on Netflix right now.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, I know that he. Or maybe the shrink next door. Is that.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that a show? Yeah, yeah. Was he. Oh, yeah, he was the series regular on that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And then he. Off, obviously, like Eastbound and Down. But I think this is like.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's his lead shit.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like, is the Hawk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he is the Hawk. We did an advertisement for your show.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, yeah?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It was fun to do.

[Jimmy Tatro]

How did it go?

[Bobby Lee]

We wore the hat.

[Andrew Santino]

No, wore the hat.

[Bobby Lee]

We wore the hat and we had a good time doing it. Yeah. Because we're proud of you.

[Andrew Santino]

We are very proud.

[Bobby Lee]

And congratulations.

[Andrew Santino]

Where'd you guys shoot most of the show?

[Jimmy Tatro]

All in L. A.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything in L. A.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Whole thing. Except we shot at tgl.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, in Florida.

[Jimmy Tatro]

In Florida. So we did, like, the last couple days, we would go out and during the commercial breaks, we would shoot at tgl.

[Andrew Santino]

So the boys got the hats on. There you go. Good job, boys. Way to be team players.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is that Luke Wilson?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's funny because Owen has a golf show and then Luke's doing this to combat it, which is very funny.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Almost like a. You what's?

[Bobby Lee]

Luke.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like, Luke is cool. I mean, he's. He's an interesting dude. He's, like, very casual and, like, chill.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's good.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And laid back.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, exactly like his brother.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And he's definitely the best at golf out of. Out of the three of us.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? Yeah, he's Lucas.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He's actually. Yeah, quite.

[Bobby Lee]

Are they better than Andrew? Have you played with Andrew?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't know if he's. I think he's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's one of the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. You're. Can I say something?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy. Pure athlete.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I think we need to get you. I think we need to get you on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

It'd be nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what I'm pissed off about, Jim? Can I call you Jim?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, sure.

[Andrew Santino]

This is like an old cowboy movie and I call you Jim.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

So Jim.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Hit me, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

I will, Jim.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Sounds good, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

God, you're good. What a crafty. Call me Robert.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Then you call him Jiminy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll call him James.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Jimothy.

[Andrew Santino]

His first name is Jimothy.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it really Jimothy?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I call you Jimmy?

[Jimmy Tatro]

On my license, it's Jimothy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna call you Jimothy from now on. Okay, cool. Yeah. Can I call you Jimbo?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Jimbo? I'm not as passionate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's why I'm gonna call you that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Because there was in my high school a father of one of the kids named Jimbo, and everyone thought he was super cool, and he was not cool. Not so cool.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, let's go back to Jimmy. So, Jimmy, I'm gonna say that Andrew is a great actor. Can you agree on that?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I can. Okay. What's the angle here?

[Bobby Lee]

There is no angle.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

There's only truth today.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Today is about honesty.

[Andrew Santino]

He's big on a truth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay. Is that you're a great actor.

[Andrew Santino]

That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're a great golfer. Right. Season two. Get this guy on the.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He has no control over that. He's an actor on the show.

[Bobby Lee]

You can say things.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I can say things?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can say things.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I can say some stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, yeah. No, I, I. It makes me mad that there's these golfing projects that you're not in the top three in. I get that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I think you should be on it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is, like, just for us.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I like where you are, though. Pretty close to my house.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it is nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's Nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So you're in the area.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm like, you know, 10 minutes away.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're 10 minutes away. That's perfect. Yeah, it's great. Did you read for this show for the Will Ferrell Hawk?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I actually didn't because.

[Andrew Santino]

Offer only I had just, you know, he's off. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Only.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No, I had literally just come off of a movie with like the whole. With Will and the whole. The whole. The whole team.

[Andrew Santino]

Perfect.

[Bobby Lee]

So they made it happen.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Went straight from that. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a good actor. He's nice to look at. He's nice to work with. You know, I mean, he doesn't cause problems.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why he's so successful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then also Fortune Feemster's in this.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's the who? One of her friends, a good friend.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Fortune.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, she plays the caddy.

[Andrew Santino]

She's the caddy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

She. Yeah, yeah, she plays a caddy that's like. He picks up in a Walmart parking lot.

[Andrew Santino]

Love.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And is like, hey, do you want to be my caddy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just a random woman from Walmart.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Cause he's just like. He's like this kind of washed up golfer who's trying to make his way back onto the tour.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And something happens. He needs a new caddy and he just sees this woman and he likes her vibe at a certain point and he's like, hey, do you want to be my caddy? And she's like, I have no idea what that means. So the whole half the time he's

[Andrew Santino]

like telling her, explaining to her golf.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. He's like, let me get my seven iron. She's like, which one is that? She's like the one with the 7 on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Kind of on the nose.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So wait, this is the funniest part about the show that I did notice was he's got. Luke's got a shirt on that has Mike's Hard Lemonade on it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yes, he is. His character is sponsored by Mike's Hard Lemonade.

[Andrew Santino]

But the layers of this is funny and true because obviously Mike's is a sponsor of the show. So, like, clever move by them to be like, it's funny. Also, we're going to.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you the nemesis in the show?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I. We kind of are. Are.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the nemesis?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Nemeses.

[Andrew Santino]

Nemesis.

[Bobby Lee]

Nemesis.

[Jimmy Tatro]

We are, yes. Co nemeses.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, co nemesis.

[Andrew Santino]

Aren't you his son?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm the son, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's his son.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Well, but I play a pro golfer and he plays a pro golfer, and at a certain point, he's worried that I'm gonna kind of start to outshine him.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so funny.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So he sets off kind of on a mission to take me down.

[Bobby Lee]

That's funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Jimmy Tatro]

It seems like maybe it's gonna be like a nice kind of father son story, you know, Maybe he'll coach him. And he's like, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Do we ever see your mother?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, yeah, my mother is Molly Shannon.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's so good. Never heard of her. So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway. No, she's great.

[Andrew Santino]

One of town, one of the sweetest.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the sweetest and most talented people.

[Jimmy Tatro]

She is so funny. She. On, like, the last day of shooting, everyone's kind of leaving, and I just. I was like, oh, man, I haven't said bye to Molly yet. And I just hear like. And I, like, walk out of my trailer and she's blasting Chief Keef, and I'm like. I'm like, molly. And she's like, I. I love Chief Keith. She goes, do you know Chief Keith?

[Bobby Lee]

Isn't he great?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was like, yeah, he's great. I love it so much.

[Andrew Santino]

That's amazing that she drove off with,

[Jimmy Tatro]

like, a sub slapping.

[Andrew Santino]

She's like two 12s in the back.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I make it thump. Bye, Jimmy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, literally, she's the shit. Can I ask you another question, Jimmy?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. Yeah. Shoot, Bob.

[Andrew Santino]

He's inquisitive.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want children?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Do I watch what?

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want children?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Do I want children? Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

We're trying to sell some here, guys. Bring out the kids.

[Bobby Lee]

We have a Nigerian and a Puerto Rican.

[Andrew Santino]

Choose wisely. Datro.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was looking for an Asian.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Do you want kids?

[Andrew Santino]

We can't have kids. We tried. We did it for a long time.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Couldn't do it, but I will.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you adopt a Nigerian or Puerto Rican? We have a couple back there.

[Andrew Santino]

They come home with me at night.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they do? Okay.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Is that why you're asking?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Because.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not because of me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not because of him. No, no.

[Andrew Santino]

But we did try to have kids. I just. I'm at the point now. I'm 43. I think I might have missed the train.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm 55. What the are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

But, but, but, but Asians, specifically Koreans. They're good.

[Bobby Lee]

We're losers.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at the World Cup.

[Andrew Santino]

They're good as old dads. Old white dads, scary and sad. Old Korean dad. Funny, sweet, cute.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy, do you have Korean friends?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, My God.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you got one now.

[Bobby Lee]

You got one now, so that's one.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm racking my brain.

[Andrew Santino]

Where'd you grow up?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I grew up in la.

[Andrew Santino]

In here?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Where'd you go to high school?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I went to Notre Dame and Sherman Oaks, but I grew up on the west side in Venice.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have Asian friends?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, good. That's all I wanted to hear.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Growing up in la, for sure. You have Asian friends. Is this lady.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And Mexican friends, for sure.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, you have to definitely Mexican friend.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a West side kid. I didn't know that. You're a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a West side kid.

[Jimmy Tatro]

How West Venice.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You could be an ocean kid.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't know as west.

[Andrew Santino]

Could have been born on a boat. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There are.

[Andrew Santino]

Venice. Venice. You grew up in Venice because you're.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

How old are you?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm 34.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you grew up in Venice, and it was still pretty tough when you

[Jimmy Tatro]

were in the 90s.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was like a rough patch down there.

[Jimmy Tatro]

It was, yeah. It's definitely changed a lot since. Since I lived there.

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you a Dogtown kid?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You are skate.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was skate. Rat Skater boy.

[Bobby Lee]

You look like a Dogtown just a kid to me.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do. Did you get in fights when you were a kid?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Not so much. Not.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you in Lords of Dogtown?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I wasn't in Lords of Dogtown.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know Tony Alva?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't. I wished I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know who he is?

[Jimmy Tatro]

But I did, yeah. I mean, like, after I saw Lords of Dogtown as a kid, that was like, oh, man, that's my life story. That's us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that kind of crazy, though? Do you see movies like that, knowing that you grew up in the thick of that thing, like, in that place, whether you knew it or not?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Well, honestly, you know, it was weird when I saw the movie. Mid-90s.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I, like, wanted to not like it because I was like, ah, skateboarding movie. Like, what do they know about Jonah's movie? Yes. Skating in Venice. And I. And then I saw it and I was like, oh, man, that was like. That was. That was my life. And it was like the three dudes. It was like that black dude on the left. And then, like, the little boy.

[Bobby Lee]

That guy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

The guy with the long hair. And it was like, that was my squad. I was like the little white dude. And then I had my two best friends, was this Mexican dude and this black dude who were both like, four years older than me, and I was the one that filmed the videos, and it was like.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't skate at all?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No, I did. I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me ask you something. Can you do a pop shove it?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you do a kickflip?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Heel flip.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Heel flip. I have, but I wouldn't feel. I couldn't. I don't know if I could do one right now.

[Bobby Lee]

But you pulled one off. But in your life, Many.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, many, many. Let me ask you the other ones. Laser.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No laser flip.

[Andrew Santino]

If you can't do a fucking heel flip, he can't do a laser.

[Bobby Lee]

He's done a heel flip. He said he can't really do it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I peeked at the tray flip.

[Andrew Santino]

Tray flips.

[Bobby Lee]

Big Trey flips.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Huge. Yeah. The Tre flip.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you trey flip onto a rail?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Tre flip onto a rail?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not a pro skateboarder.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's insanely hard.

[Bobby Lee]

He could be like you to Horogami.

[Andrew Santino]

He could be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That kid's good.

[Bobby Lee]

He's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

He could be. This is your crew.

[Bobby Lee]

That's your crew.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That was literally my crew.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This is why I like you now.

[Andrew Santino]

Were you a little bad boy, though?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I wasn't that bad. No.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, no drugs, no booze.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was more of a good boy back then. And then the friends were kind of bad boys. And my parents were always like, we don't like you hanging out with Mexican. It was black people,

[Andrew Santino]

Jimmy. Why can't you have white friends?

[Bobby Lee]

There was Tony Alva.

[Jimmy Tatro]

There was. It was Chris and aj and my parents liked them. But then there was this kid, Hugo,

[Bobby Lee]

and already Hugo's are.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He was even older.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And he would, like, like, 45.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He was like. I don't know how old, but I thought he was, like. Like 20.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But, you know, I was, like, 12. And he would, like, pick up cigarettes and light them, and he would, like, pick up. And I was like, damn.

[Andrew Santino]

He's, like, so hardcore.

[Bobby Lee]

That's hardcore.

[Andrew Santino]

Now Hugo has hepatitis B. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And then he. He, like, keyed my dad's car one time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what Hugo's doing.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't like this Hugo guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was like, what's so bad about Hugo? He's like, he keyed my car.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did he. Your dad's car? What was.

[Bobby Lee]

Does he look the windows? You guys look the windows.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He just. I don't know why he keyed the car. I think it was just to feel something.

[Andrew Santino]

Dominance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he Was beat. Hugo came from a pretty tough household for sure. Yeah. Hugo was definitely abused. And this was his way to laugh.

[Bobby Lee]

Did your dad catch him? Kia.

[Jimmy Tatro]

He didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Like.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't know if he. I don't remember if he saw. He definitely didn't see it. But he knew it was Hugo.

[Bobby Lee]

How did he know it was Hugo?

[Jimmy Tatro]

And I think he wrote Hugo in

[Andrew Santino]

the side of his car. Hugo was here?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I gotta ask. I gotta ask my parents about. About that, because it's one of those things. It's a very vague memory. I remember Hugo keyed my dad's car.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you rat Hugo out?

[Jimmy Tatro]

No. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe he did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, maybe you did.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I don't know if I did. Definitely the right move.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, that's the right move.

[Andrew Santino]

You keyed my dad's car?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Wow. You told my. You told your dad. Dad on me.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. You keyed his car.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, can I just say something about King Cars?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. And you whites. And I'm gonna. You whites. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

You're outnumbered here, pal.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I know, but I will. I will stand my point.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Who cares?

[Andrew Santino]

Key to car. It's just so mean. Why?

[Bobby Lee]

It's. I key cars every day. It's fine. It. What? It. Does a car work? Yeah, yeah. There's a door open.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So you're saying you walk outside right now and someone keys your car.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. All right. All right. So, guys, answer that question for me. If somebody keyed my car right now, would I care?

[Andrew Santino]

You wouldn't notice.

[Bobby Lee]

You would never fix it.

[Andrew Santino]

He wouldn't notice. He wouldn't know it's there.

[Bobby Lee]

And also, do I care? No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

His cars are always beat to.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. My theory is, if it's. It runs, it's fine. Now, if he took an engine. Let's say Hugo took the engine, right? Then I'd be like, hey, Hugo took your engine, dad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's a big deal.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a big deal.

[Jimmy Tatro]

This is gone, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. The wheels are all gone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a big deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's a big deal. But as long as the car moves, you can open doors, right? And everything else, a little key, that's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

He's a car guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a car guy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a big car guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Because the whole point of a car is to get from A to B. No. Right, Jimmy?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah. No, it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I making a point for you or.

[Andrew Santino]

No?

[Jimmy Tatro]

You are. It's A valid point.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Can I kill your car after the show?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'd rather you did it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Valid idea, though. Also, this is why now a lot of new cars have their. There's no physical key. That's why they put them in, like, little things or it's keyless.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, I have a hunting knife.

[Andrew Santino]

Usually it's attached to your keychain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a Klingon hunting knife.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Thank God. For a second, I thought you wouldn't be able to.

[Andrew Santino]

I was worried.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are my keys? I do have a.

[Andrew Santino]

He does have a knife on his. And he has a key.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I have one of those.

[Andrew Santino]

He just carries a sigh around.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Like, sir, you have five packs of sardines and a hunting knife and no clothes.

[Andrew Santino]

Am I being detained?

[Bobby Lee]

If a dog pooped on your driveway.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not your dog.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you get angry?

[Jimmy Tatro]

Well, it's funny you ask. This just happened maybe two weeks ago.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And tell your story.

[Andrew Santino]

It was your dog.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I was pissed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

My neighbor texted me. Neighbor Dave. And he's like, yo, one of the neighbors just left a massive shit in your driveway. And it's like. I mean, this was a big one. And it's like, dog must have been fasting right at the bottom. Right at the bottom of the driveway, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And so I look at the cameras, and I see the girl. I see her just let the dog take a shit. She's, like, on her phone, watches it happen, and then just keeps going. And I was like. For a second, my neighbor was like. He's like, you won't print that out and put it around and say, this girl's leaving shits. And I thought about it, and then my fiance was like, definitely don't do that. I was like, okay, I won't do that. But I was planning on. If I saw her being like, you got bags on you?

[Andrew Santino]

Mm.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And if she said, yeah. I'd say, make sure you're using them.

[Andrew Santino]

I go, come here. I gotta. I gotta help you clean something up.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because Bobby's been on the other side of this. Bobby is. Bobby's had a flyer made. Bobby's had a flyer made. Someone in his apartment complex. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So what does it read there?

[Andrew Santino]

Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. I have a couple of dogs. They look like rats. Rats. And they bite.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't clean up. I don't clean up after them. Ever.

[Bobby Lee]

Defecate on my property.

[Andrew Santino]

My property. So someone made this in his old apartment. Complex.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Let my dog defecate on your property. You feel as though I owe you money or an apology, you know where to find me.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby Lee.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby Lee Live. And then my podcast, Tiger Belly. And. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And his ex girlfriend.

[Bobby Lee]

And my ex girlfriend. Yeah. Address was right there. The address was there, too.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I mean, they. They plugged all your. All your accounts.

[Andrew Santino]

It was nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Number one. So what happened? What happened was, Jimmy, is this person took flyers, put them all over the neighborhood.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In front of cars, and guess what I did. I took the flower. I made them into T shirts, and I made money off of it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they sold out.

[Jimmy Tatro]

You made. I was gonna say it's kind of a fire shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I made the T shirts off of it. It's under Tiger Belly, my podcast. Right. And this is what my belief is, right. You should be allowed. What? Pooping on people's lawns.

[Andrew Santino]

He thinks you shouldn't have to clean up, dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's natural.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, you and I feel the exact same about. Okay, so hold nothing back.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay. Yeah, I know I don't feel the same. I feel more closely to. You have a whole scene about this in Dave.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we do a whole poop scene about that. That's exactly right.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And you're mad about them putting it in your trash can. Yeah. Which also, I actually. I'm like, look, if you put it in my trash can, it is what it is.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't care about that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But don't put it in my recycling. That's when I get mad.

[Andrew Santino]

Put it in the right place.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm like, at least put it in the black one.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know, put it in the black one.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Put it in the black one. Always.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, give me your interesting, interesting stuff.

[Jimmy Tatro]

This is hilarious, because I'm over here thinking, I had this unique idea to put this on a flyer. Like, I'm gonna print. Print out my security camera footage of this girl, and here you are.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna shit on your driveway. No, I want you to take a photograph. I'm gonna shit right in your fucking driveway, Jimmy. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Get the public, and you make the show. Give us his address.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get the publicist.

[Jimmy Tatro]

You have, like, small dogs, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm gonna.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, but it said they're, like, rat. Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they're small.

[Andrew Santino]

They are tiny.

[Bobby Lee]

One of them just died in his rat way. Well, yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Shouldn't have been.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He was murdered. He was murdered.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Yeah. We can agree to say you got it coming. Okay. We can agree. Disagree. But, yeah, that exactly thing happened.

[Andrew Santino]

I do love that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No, it was like a Bernie's Mountain cotton doodle. You know, the big.

[Andrew Santino]

Huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Huge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Mine are little ones.

[Andrew Santino]

I gotta clean them up. Takes no. Takes no time. It's easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know, because if it's on grass fertilizer.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not, though.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not how it works.

[Bobby Lee]

Poo is not fertilizer.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Is all poo. Fertilizer.

[Andrew Santino]

Not all poo. Not all.

[Bobby Lee]

Is all poo. Fertilizer.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So you let it poo and then you kind of rub it in.

[Bobby Lee]

I exactly do smear. I'm a nature guy.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not all poop is fertilizer. Feces are rich in plant nutrients like nitrogen, phosphor and potassium. Raw waste contains harmful pathogens, bacteria and parasites. Safely broken down.

[Bobby Lee]

Human.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Any. Any poop. Any poop needs to be composted. Specialized.

[Bobby Lee]

This is raw human waste. No, there's dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

Dogs? Dogs, cats, pigs carry parasites. Post serious health risk to human.

[Bobby Lee]

No. I'm sorry, then. I. I didn't realize.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I didn't realize everything.

[Bobby Lee]

That changes everything for me. I don't want parasites to be spread around.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If they have it. But also, it needs to be treated.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. You know what? Everyone listening right now. I apologize.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I. I had a buddy that was like. He was like, yeah. Like, he is this massive dog and he was like, yeah. Sometimes, like, I won't bring enough bags and the dog will shit multiple times and I'll have to just, like, bare hand it.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

And I was like, no, no, no, no.

[Jimmy Tatro]

I'm sorry. Bare handed. Like, there's no world where that's barehand shit. He said he bare handed it.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Jimmy Tatro]

And I was like, that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You don't bare hand it.

[Jimmy Tatro]

No, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

And here's my excuse. I didn't have. Sometimes I forget the bags.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he. He forgot the bags deliberately.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not true. Sometimes I have the bags. Well, now I have a backyard. Jimmy. It's okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's poop. It's all poop.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all poo. Yeah, right. And I have a pool and poo.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a pool and poo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I have a swimming pool and a poo. And when my girlfriend and I go lay out.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

In the backyard, we have to angle our chairs around the poo. Yeah. And I have fake grass. So you do the math.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Oh,

[Bobby Lee]

you did the math.

[Jimmy Tatro]

So you. All this time you thought you've been fertilizing. Your fake.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought so.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Apparently that's fake.

[Jimmy Tatro]

But everything just changed for you today.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not really. I don't care.

[Andrew Santino]

This will be the same.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Literally nothing will change.

[Bobby Lee]

Jimmy, when does your show come out?

[Jimmy Tatro]

It's out July 16th.

[Andrew Santino]

It's out right now.

[Bobby Lee]

So go check out Jimmy's show. Please.

[Andrew Santino]

Go watch the hawk right now.

[Bobby Lee]

The Hawk on Netflix.

[Andrew Santino]

Starring not only Molly Shannon and not only Luke Wilson and not only Will Ferrell, but our beloved Jimmy Tatro, one of the most funny, cool dudes that I've gotten the pleasure to know. At the very least, I want to play golf with you outside of that show. I don't even need to be on the show. We got to go play some golf.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Yeah, we should play some golf.

[Andrew Santino]

Gotta go fart around.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll caddy.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll caddy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll be the fourth one deep, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Me, him, and Bryson Dechambeau. He caddied for us. Me and Bryson. Me, Bryson and Bobby did a little thing together.

[Jimmy Tatro]

How did you play?

[Andrew Santino]

We just shot like a one whole walk and talk thing. But we're going to do it. We're going to do with Bryson soon, right? We want to do that.

[Jimmy Tatro]

The breaking?

[Andrew Santino]

I think so, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm not doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, come on.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm out. Please, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to do any of that anymore. I did it one time.

[Jimmy Tatro]

What's your. What's Your handicap?

[Andrew Santino]

A 2.0 index.

[Jimmy Tatro]

What is index? Is that under?

[Andrew Santino]

No, index just means like. It's like an aggregate. It's on the app. So any given course, probably four or five, something like that for him.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Jesus.

[Andrew Santino]

Something around there.

[Jimmy Tatro]

That's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you have fun here, Jim?

[Jimmy Tatro]

I did, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Please go watch this show right now on Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you look in that camera, Jimmy, and say thank you for being a bad friend.

[Jimmy Tatro]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

So there goes my big idea for the commercial.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Jimmy Tatro]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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