Double Betrayal

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast: "Double Betrayal"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: May 25, 2026

Overview:

This episode revolves around tales of recent comedy festivals, post-show anxieties, celebrity encounters, prank-laced betrayals (hence the title), and the camaraderie—often fraught with playful (and not-so-playful) rivalries—that mark both on-stage and backstage life for Bobby and Andrew. The duo are joined by occasional regulars East and Carlos, and the conversation swings from deep insecurities to wild afterparties and an elaborate “courtroom drama” over minor tour manager mishaps.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Netflix Festival Recap and Social Anxiety

(00:14—10:30)

• Bobby and Andrew discuss outfits received (or not) from Netflix, with Bobby rubbing in that he got a special jacket for the festival, prompting playful jealousy from Andrew.
• They reminisce about the recent Netflix’s Joke Fest at YouTube Theater in Inglewood, and the ultra-stacked photo shoot at Ted Sarandos’s house.
  • Both express discomfort at the massive comedian brunch/photo event:

    "I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety." — Bobby Lee (07:26)

  • Andrew notes how the atmosphere is fraught with social climbing and photo-bombing comedians.
  • The pair dissect the annual brunch’s shifting invite list and the art of “focal point stealing” in group photos:

    "What Segura did, which was crafty, right. When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg Fitzsimmons’ face." — Andrew (04:12)

2. Comedy Legends and Fanboy Moments

(09:03—10:02)

• Both recall celebrity run-ins:
  • Andrew tries to muster courage to greet Eddie Murphy, ultimately getting a brief handshake:

    "He has an aura you can’t […] break that aura—like an energy field or something." —Andrew Santino (09:05)

  • Despite anxiety, Andrew made it a goal to introduce himself to idols like Jon Stewart and Bob Odenkirk.
• The overwhelming number of comedians and unexpected guests at the event led to both FOMO and excitement, with Andrew missing seeing Kate Hudson in the group.

3. Double Betrayal: The Legendary Prank Call

(10:09—13:00)

• Andrew recounts Bobby ruthlessly pranking him after the event:
  • Bobby claimed there was an ultra-exclusive afterparty with all the comedy icons and urged Andrew to drive back; Andrew nearly did—only to get told, "I'm just kidding."

  • "I did a U-turn, pulled into his driveway." —Andrew (12:21)

  • This set the tone for the tongue-in-cheek “betrayals” throughout the episode.

4. Unbelievable Afterparty: Star-Studded Hip Hop Night

(14:13—17:15)

• Bobby describes being invited to Dave Chappelle’s real afterparty featuring Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Busta Rhymes, Kanye West, and even a drum cameo by “Oprah” (as a joke).
  • Andrew laments missing out:

    "So you off your own opportunities because you could have been there." — Bobby (16:21)

  • The surrealism of being in an intimate crowd of 150 for a Kanye performance:

    "My hand of God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life." — Bobby Lee (16:05)

  • Andrew: “I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing his [thing].” (17:21)

5. Family Dynamics and On-Stage Bits

(17:41—19:56)

• Andrew and Bobby banter with East about show highlights and backstage antics, including Andrew’s mother allegedly “flirting” with Bobby.
  • They accuse each other and the girls of sabotaging bits and stealing the spotlight.
  • Ongoing argument: would Andrew push East onto stage for a bit?

    "Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn’t run a bit like that?" — Bobby (18:48)

6. Gross Comedy & Cruise Hypotheticals

(19:06—20:41)

• Raunchy banter about onstage antics, “tongue kissing” as a bit, and Bobby’s fear of hantavirus on cruises.
  • Running joke about betrayal—silly but underlying real frustrations.

7. Coachella Recap, Magic Mountain Showdown, and Generational Gaps

(25:00—29:00)

• The group revisits their Coachella trip, then debate the merits of returning versus alternative outings (Magic Mountain, skydiving, bungee jumping).
  • Andrew feels the girls are ungrateful for his efforts.
  • Extensive banter on safety statistics ("skydiving or Magic Mountain?") and why no one wants to join Andrew’s adventure trips.

8. Relationship Banter: Andrew’s “New Man” Persona

(31:43—35:17)

• East teases Andrew about being extra sweet when his girlfriend is around, down to where and when he farts.
  • Bobby, amused, measures such transformations as “character growth.”
  • Playful call-backs to notorious moments, like Bobby farting on Andrew’s wife:

    "We almost ended. It was... The Beatles are over. [...] Yoko had entered." — Andrew (34:01–34:13)

9. Carlos’ Hair Transplant & “Tour Manager Court”

(35:24—54:00)

• Carlos updates the group on his Bosley hair transplant ("Duck down a little bit, let's see. Wow, that's what's gonna happen." – Bobby, 35:37).
• The main event: Andrew puts Carlos, his tour manager, “on trial” for two grievances:
  1. Atlantic City Surprise: Carlos surprised Andrew after a bad show with a TikTok promo, without warning, when Andrew was vulnerable ("No prep from my tour manager!" – Andrew)
  2. Boston Late-Night Dinner: Whether Carlos properly arranged for a post-show meal (“the kitchen is closed” controversy).
     • Andrew dramatically calls witnesses to prove his version; Carlos stands firm, leading to classic sitcom-level confusion and mock-judging.

       • "I'm gonna side with the jury here. Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges." — Bobby, as “judge” (52:55)

• The “double betrayal” is invoked as everyone switches allegiances.

10. Karate Ghost: Indie Movie Showcase

(55:44—69:12)

• The team showcases clips from their homemade film, Karate Ghost.
  • Bobby jokes about his grueling shoot and refuses to take on-the-spot acting notes from Carlos.

  • "Have you ever done Curb Your Enthusiasm? Have you done The Office? Have you ever done five sitcoms? Shut your fucking... Have you ever done film? Major motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth." — Bobby Lee (68:11)

  • Pride and humor over the low-budget, high-effort collaboration shine through.

    • "Take that, film school." — Bobby (66:33)

11. Streaming, Twitch, and Internet Safety

(70:41—71:55)

• East and friends talk about livestreaming and the realities—and potential creeps—of being women on Twitch.
  • Bobby displays both concern and his generational gap:

    “Streaming feels a little dangerous to me. Like, the creep... Are creepos on there saying stuff to you?” —Bobby (71:04)

12. Closing Banter: Mookie Betts and Gratitude

(71:59—72:53)

• Andrew is surprised to learn about their bowling plans with Mookie Betts, current Dodgers star, and debates attending.
  • "You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the..." — Bobby (72:16)
• The episode wraps up with their signature refrain:

  "Thank you for being a bad friend." — Both (72:51)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I did a U-turn, pulled into his driveway.” – Andrew (12:21)
• “He has an aura you can’t […] break that aura—like an energy field or something.” —Andrew (09:05)
• "All that anti-Semitism went right out the window." — Bobby, on seeing Kanye (16:51)
• "We should be lifting each other up. Not bringing everyone down." — Bobby (55:01)
• "Take that, film school." — Bobby, after discussing Karate Ghost (66:33)
• “Can we go a week without betrayal?” — Bobby (54:44)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:14–10:30: Netflix fest recap and photo anxieties
• 10:09–13:00: Double betrayal prank call
• 14:13–17:15: Chappelle afterparty & Kanye cameo
• 17:41–19:56: Family-show banter and bit sabotage
• 25:00–29:00: Coachella debrief, Magic Mountain negotiations
• 35:24–54:00: Tour manager "court"; betrayal game
• 55:44–69:12: Karate Ghost featurette
• 70:41–71:55: Twitch/streaming safety
• 72:16–72:53: Mookie Betts plans & closing

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Final Thoughts

Throughout "Double Betrayal," the classic Bad Friends tone reigns: wild, candid, stuffed with zinging jokes, self-roasting, and an ever-present thread of competitive affection (and literal competitions between co-hosts for validation, exclusivity, and the last word). For newcomers, this episode gives a rich taste of the show’s blend of showbiz stories, cringe vulnerability, and comic (mis)adventures. For regulars, it’s another reminder why nobody betrays a friend quite like a Bad Friend.

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Transcript

[East]

You two are bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are these two idiots?

[East]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

[Andrew Santino]

You two or something.

[East]

We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Here. Here we are once again together.

[Bobby Lee]

You see my. You see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a Hulu guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, look at this.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, dude, where. Where's that club at?

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you serious?

[Bobby Lee]

And this hat.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Didn't send me nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Seriously?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I mean, I got nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

I got an email. Interesting. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

It said our. Say yes. Please. Say yes. Please. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting. Please.

[Bobby Lee]

No. You got a jacket they sent you. They sent you.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it a medium?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. The old dogs are the best dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. That dude. That dude. And then Logan.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Logan. I. I love you, Haley.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

He's one of my favorite.

[Andrew Santino]

He's my favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, my favorite is Connor.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he's legend.

[Bobby Lee]

Because my impression of Conor is literally flawless.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. It is. And a raven.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the king.

[Andrew Santino]

He's the king. Dude, you in?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't have to say that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's so. Mom, it's so good. It's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you perhaps be interested.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's so.

[Bobby Lee]

In taking a walk.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

I was thinking about, like, they should love. Is love on the spectrum. Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the best show.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the best show. Bake, bake, bake. Show's good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's up there, too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, for the Netflix's Joke Fest.

[Andrew Santino]

But thank you so much. A really good turnout. And we got invited to the. I think last year they had the Netflix brunch. And we talked about it. Did we not?

[Bobby Lee]

Is it every two years? It's every two years. It wasn't last year. It was two years ago.

[Andrew Santino]

So two years ago there was a brunch.

[Bobby Lee]

Ted Sarandos's house at Tret Tread.

[Carlos]

Tourette's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Tret's. Ted Sarande's house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Careful. That a boy. Yeah. Poke him.

[Andrew Santino]

Poking.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I heard you were very, very punctual. First guy there was probably the first guy there. I was the first guy to leave. It was me and Donnell.

[Carlos]

You were?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, me and Donnell. Well, you did it almost a trick to me.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a good bit gay. The ladies are Here. The.

[Andrew Santino]

Phil, can we talk about the. The trick real quick?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

The ladies.

[Bobby Lee]

Sit down, girls, and we'll chat a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. So. So we did the Ted Santo's Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people than the last photo. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody got an invite.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why we went.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. That's what it felt like.

[Bobby Lee]

Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, what, scragglers?

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I know.

[Carlos]

I go.

[Andrew Santino]

I looked around and go, that's an open mic.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple bookers were there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians, plus one. So what happens is. This is what happens, right? A big comedian will bring a smaller comedian, and there's a smaller comedian will sneak into the photo. And I. I could name a couple. I don't want to put them out. You know what I mean? But there was sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly, if I may. If I may.

[Bobby Lee]

You may.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so I think Tom Segura, if you watch the Big Shot, right? They had us throw us a ball toward the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

They all made us take a play pen ball, like McDonald's play place. They made us grab a ball and they said, we're going to throw it at the camera at the exact same time.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. So what I did was not throw, right? I know the trick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bob, I just did. When they said at three, right? They said, we're going to count to three. At three, throw the ball. One, two, three. Everyone threw the ball. Not me. I did my best. Smile, all right. Because I know the trick, right? Because if I did any kind of motion it would make. So what Segura did, which was crafty, right. When he threw, he exactly timed out where his hand went over Greg. Greg Fitzsimmons face. And if you look at the photo up close, find Tom Segura. Greg Fitzsimmons face is completely blocked out.

[Bobby Lee]

Show him the photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't send it?

[Andrew Santino]

I sent him the. I sent him the big photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Just got it now.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is. Yeah. So go Zuma in. Zoom in up where I am. I'm in the middle. See that? Me?

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right there. Yeah. All right. Sit right to my right. Now there's cigars right above me. Go closer. Go zoomed in closer.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's Fitz's.

[Andrew Santino]

And there's his. Fitz's face. And that's a girl's hand. He them.

[Bobby Lee]

And look at Theo, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Finally closing his mouth. In a photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The first time ever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you want to see how Andrew handles these public events because he gets nervous.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go to the left. You'll scroll to the left there.

[Andrew Santino]

Scroll to the left. That's not it. That's not it. I don't know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

That is it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

So see the big yellow ball there to the left? Zoom in there. And no, right there. Zoom in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's me in the top corner, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I look at how happy.

[Andrew Santino]

Like it's a basketball. You're Steph Curry. Look at that three pointer. Dude, why'd you three point that ball?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, look how happy I am.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You are so miserable there. That smile. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here. And then all of the, all of the hungry give me need attention. Comics have, have pushed their way to the front, literally.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, let's go to the front.

[Bobby Lee]

And then I said, and I said, I'll just stand in the back. I don't care. And the girl was like, just get down there. Go down there. And I said, don't worry about it. I, I, I don't want to do it. Yeah, but everyone that forced their way down to the front was like, you know, and look at, Wait, zoom out a little bit and look to the right. Jeff Garland did catering that day, by the way, dropping off a plate of.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but Jeff Gar. Something Very interesting, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

What he did was. You don't know the reference because you haven't seen the show, but.

[Bobby Lee]

Insane.

[Andrew Santino]

It's insane.

[Bobby Lee]

It's such a good show.

[Andrew Santino]

Great show. Love on the spectrum.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter, I saw. Because you have to see, you have to witness their behavior.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, that's smart.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? And he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean. Right. So now he's a focal point.

[Bobby Lee]

That's exactly right. He's pulling.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pulling focus. And that's an interesting thing. Interesting, yeah. And then what? So then in the front. Go to the front. Let's see who's in the front.

[Bobby Lee]

Carrie, Kenny Chappelle.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Matt Rife.

[Andrew Santino]

Who has his hand. Oh, that's Robbie with Chappelle.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Robbie.

[Andrew Santino]

Robbie. Where's Bert?

[Bobby Lee]

He's to the right a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there he is. Matt Rife is above the guy in the red shirt.

[Bobby Lee]

Bird is right behind. Matt Rife.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's above. Matt Seinfeld is above.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's Ted Sarandos right next to Sandler there next to Eddie Murphy. Right in the middle, the black shirt. That's. That's the Netflix dog next to David Letterman. Pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Class legend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then let's go back up a little bit. Back up. Go zoom into my face one more time. Legends.

[Andrew Santino]

Legends.

[Bobby Lee]

And look at my face.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Couldn't like, more anxious.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you purposely did that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like these things. They give me really bad anxiety.

[Andrew Santino]

I understand that.

[Bobby Lee]

I just get nervous and I get weird, and I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's because. Do you know why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I don't belong there.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

This is my theory. And don't get mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because Taylor Swift's not there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good joke.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I think it's not big enough.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

You need a higher. Yeah, it's got to be Zuckerberg.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So I'll come. Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's just not funny. I mean, if it was funny, it'd be good. There it is. That's good. What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

When things bomb, I do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, you should do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm gonna do that. From now on on this podcast, I will lift myself up when something doesn't land.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But to me, it is funny. And if you zoom in, those are just tough.

[Bobby Lee]

Tough for me to do. It's hard.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really hard.

[Andrew Santino]

I talked to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone. I go, how do you feel? They go, I don't feel comfortable. And I feel anxious.

[Bobby Lee]

It's anxiety inducement.

[Andrew Santino]

And I said, I feel the same way. But what I did was a couple of things.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you took your Lexapro, first of all.

[Andrew Santino]

I took my Lexapro.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I went against my gut instinct on certain things. So I walked up to people that I never knew, I never met, and I just said, hey, I'm Bobby. I'm a comic. I'm just a big fan.

[Bobby Lee]

That's awesome.

[Andrew Santino]

I did it to Jon Stewart. I have a photo with Bob Odenkirk.

[Bobby Lee]

That's cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of, and walked up and I went, now, Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But it. He has an aura that you can't. You just can't Break that aura perfect, you know? I mean, it's like an energy field or something. But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing. He goes, hello, sir. And he shook my hand.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm like, oh, my God. I couldn't believe. I couldn't believe it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's awesome.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, so this was. It was amazing. It was beautiful to be around all these legends. It was incredible. I just. It gave me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's a lot of anxiety.

[Bobby Lee]

It's hard because there's too many people. I, like, look at that. Like, there's Taylor Tomlinson up there. I didn't even see her there. That's what sucks is, like, there's people you didn't even see.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, Kate Hudson's in front of me. I. She was literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you also asked, who is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because in my mind, I'm like, I don't know a comic that looks like that.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, you know her.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her. Because in your mind, it's like, if you're going to, like, you know, a football hall of fame and cricket players there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So we're like. You're right. So in your mind, you're like, what team? Falcons or, you know, I mean, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, it was pretty cool, though. It was. It was a cool moment in time. And then when it was over. So here's. This is my favorite part.

[Andrew Santino]

Is Falcons a team?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Atlanta.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Thank God.

[Bobby Lee]

So then it's all over. Coming to a close. Bob and I get on the phone, he calls me and I share this. I called Louis. Louie was in the car with Fitz, and I called them because I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, hey, are you still there? And I was like, yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Because Andrew had told me earlier on in the party, be the first to leave. You pulled me and say you go as soon as the photo's over. You gotta rush. Gotta get out of here to the, you know, I mean, valet, because there's gonna be a line. So me and Donnell Rawlings. He beat me.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, he's. Faster.

[Bobby Lee]

Faster.

[Andrew Santino]

We both were running, as with our ticket in our. In our hand. We were the first to get to the valet. Right, Right. But my car came first, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

The.

[Bobby Lee]

Across the street.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw it when I pulled in.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They left you close?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was the first guy there.

[Bobby Lee]

They. Mine. Mine was about a mile away.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So then I left. And then like, maybe like 30 minutes later, I call Andrew. Or did you call me?

[Bobby Lee]

You called me.

[Andrew Santino]

I called you about something, and then you said. I go, what do you. Where are you at? And you're like, I'm still at Ted Santos's house.

[Bobby Lee]

I lied. I was in the car.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but what you. Then what did you say?

[Bobby Lee]

So then I said. I said, dude, you're. He. He said, should I. Should I not have left? Because I. He thought I was still there. And I said, you're not going to believe this. I go, dude, oh, no, I'm sorry. We. I called you back because I said. I said, I'll talk to you later. So then I ruminated about this in my head, and I called him back, and I was whispery, and I said, hey, dude, you're not gonna believe this. And he goes, what? I go, we're inside Sarandos's master suite. He has a movie theater in here, and it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, Jon Stewart. And he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out. It's incred. And then he asked me, where's Bobby? And I lied for you. I said, you were downstairs still. And he said, can you go get him? So I'm panicking. And he was like, are you. Should I. Oh, my God. Should I come back? And I was like, you got it, dude. I don't know, man. I got to go. I maybe come back and I called Louie and Fitz and told him, and they were like, are you going to tell him the truth? I was like, I have to. I have to. Fuck it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because he would have driven back to Sarano's.

[Andrew Santino]

I was.

[Bobby Lee]

I did a U turn, pulled into his driveway.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm racing back to where? You know the area. Right? And then he called me back going, I'm just kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

But imagine he believed it for a second. I'm in Sarandos's master suite with Louis and Letterman and John.

[Andrew Santino]

What is such a believable. Come on, guys. It's a believable situation for Andrew.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Did they let us into the house?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it's like, you can't. You don't even hide the meanness.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I said, for Andrews have a livable situation. I believe that he would be there. I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I agree with you. Oh, oh, go.

[Bobby Lee]

They didn't.

[Andrew Santino]

They're so defensive towards you now that it's like, I miss. I gave you. I ruminate about, you know, I gave you a big hug the other day.

[Bobby Lee]

The comic.

[Andrew Santino]

You're drunk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You were hammered.

[Andrew Santino]

You were hammered. That doesn't count.

[Bobby Lee]

We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comics weren't allowed in the house. You can let all these pigs inside the house. That's insane. No chance. So. So obviously we weren't allowed inside of the home of Ted's Renault, but we were happy to be in the yard. Look at Fahim. He was happy. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

For him's happy. Yeah. But understand him.

[Bobby Lee]

I wasn't unhappy. I was. That's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then Sherry o' Terry right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love Sher. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Legends turned to me and said, are, do you have enough room? Are you okay? I said, I'm fine. I don't need to. I can. I don't need to like wiggle into the thing and. Cuz I'm like on a side. Standing on a side thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And she said, what's wrong? I said, these things make me so uncomfortable.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And she said, give me a hug. And she gave me the biggest hug. And it. It. I still made that face for the photo.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But inside I felt incredible because she's a legend. It was incredible to see some of these people, man. Yeah, it was really.

[Andrew Santino]

It's really incredible. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then, man, what a night I had after our show.

[Andrew Santino]

Adam. Right? Look at him. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So just for the fans. So I can say this so. Because it feels incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

It feels incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

After we did our show at the YouTube Theater that the girls were at.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for coming.

[Andrew Santino]

Amen.

[Bobby Lee]

I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle afterparty.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, God, amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

I go to this afterparty. It's for agents and managers. It's a decoy.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, tell me about this.

[Bobby Lee]

I walked in and I was, oh, no, this is the decoy party. Because everyone was like, is Dave going to be here? And you could tell right away. You're like, oh, no, this is for agents and managers. And then I get my phone back because they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle. I said, I'm sure you're getting blown up. I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, yo, Pull up. Almost immediately, he was like, you got to pull up. Who are you with? I said, my buddy. A few of my friends. I said, I'm with three black adult men, if that helps. And he said, it does. And I went to.

[Andrew Santino]

I know one of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Who?

[Andrew Santino]

That's a good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

DeVontray EP and my buddy Spank.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, EP was there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in. The inside child. You're not going to relate to this as much, but the inside.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm all with it.

[Bobby Lee]

The child inside of me exploded. It was insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I walk in, and on stage, there's 40 people. On stage is Talib Kweli and Most Def, and they're doing basically half of Black Star, the album. Right. And then it starts to flood in with people. Like, more people are starting to catch on to, like, oh, my God, Oprah. They're performing. Oprah was on drums.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So then Busta Rhymes.

[Andrew Santino]

Dennis Rodman.

[Bobby Lee]

Dennis Rodman was there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Busta Rhymes gets on stage. And I was already like, this is insane. And then I hear, like, a lot of people shuffling around and talking.

[Andrew Santino]

Ooh.

[Bobby Lee]

And Kanye gets on stage.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

My hand of God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Holy Kanye.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it the night that we did last Friday night where we. When we did our show after our show. Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade.

[Bobby Lee]

You went to go get food.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You literally were like, I'm going to go eat. And I was like, I think we're going to go to the Chappelle thing. Up. He heard me say it. I was like, I think I'm going to go to the Chappelle thing. And you were like, we're going to go get food. So you off your own opportunities because you could have been there. And I was in the front row. I went right up to the front row. I wanted to watch Kanye. He was in military boots, and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles. Where he goes,

[Andrew Santino]

wow.

[Bobby Lee]

He smiles and takes it away. And they played. It All Falls down. And then he did. They did a few other songs, and he was actually rapping. It was wild to see. And all that anti Semitism went right out the window.

[Andrew Santino]

Right out the window.

[Bobby Lee]

Right out the window.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was incredible to see him live like that. That close. It was bananas.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what's insane. And how many people were there in the audience.

[Bobby Lee]

I would. I would argue by the time that he got on stage because people were going outside to text. Like, people had got their yonder bags unlocked to go text friends. Try to sneak into this, you know, this venue.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably 200 at the most.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like the. Or maybe less. Maybe like 150.

[Andrew Santino]

It was incredible. What time is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Midnight or one in the morning?

[Andrew Santino]

I was asleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was dead.

[Bobby Lee]

You were never gonna come to that.

[Andrew Santino]

I was dead asleep when Kanye was doing his. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know who Talib Kweli is or.

[Andrew Santino]

No. I am him. That's how much I'm a fan.

[Bobby Lee]

Good answer.

[Andrew Santino]

I am.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the Bad Friends show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that. That did the show with us.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Our Filipino and Jules East.

[Bobby Lee]

Those shoes are phenomenal.

[East]

It's hers.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are dope.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And she never wears shoes. And your mom came.

[East]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She was flirting with me so hard backstage.

[Andrew Santino]

She loves the orange dick.

[Bobby Lee]

She does.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Orange, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She goes, where is your.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't say orange. Why?

[East]

Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Why can't I say that? You can, and I did. She said, america first.

[Bobby Lee]

She asked me where my dressing room was many times. She goes, can I go to your dressing room? I said, sure, man. Come into my dressing room.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[East]

Bobby was going to push her while you were doing your.

[Bobby Lee]

Onto the stage.

[East]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can't have a moment of my own.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you out of your.

[Bobby Lee]

Always got to sabotage my bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you?

[Bobby Lee]

Can't have a moment of mine.

[Andrew Santino]

You out of your gourd?

[Bobby Lee]

As soon as the spotlight's not on you. Boy, oh, boy, does it get dark, huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think. You think I would do that? Are you insane?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you absolutely would.

[Andrew Santino]

I would never do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Lie.

[Andrew Santino]

Lie. Grabbed her and I kind of pushed her towards stage. I go interrupt. Andrew said, but I would never push her all the way in.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that?

[Andrew Santino]

Not. Not in front of that many people now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, you would.

[Andrew Santino]

I wouldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Who believes that? He wouldn't do that.

[Carlos]

I don't think he would. He'd be too afraid.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep. There we go. How about you, Andreas?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't think he would.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Thank you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

So funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, I think you would because you got the balls. Yeah. You know what you did? You tongue kissed a man. No, you. I was there.

[Bobby Lee]

I was there.

[Andrew Santino]

You stuck your Tongue out. And you guys did a little swirly swirl in front of my face. And you are my friend. Gay.

[Bobby Lee]

That is actually right.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly right. Gay. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

10 points.

[Carlos]

Bobby did that to six other guys.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't open my mouth and do a tongue twirl. You open mouth this kid with your tongue.

[Bobby Lee]

That is his rule. No open mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

No open mouth. I don't want hantavirus. I've already had four times. Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

See, you know why? You know why? You say, why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why? Hantavirus.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

I was right.

[Andrew Santino]

But you never said hantavirus.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I thought it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine if a hantavirus hit the Adam Devine fucking cruise.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. The important cruise.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine if that happened. First one to die, throw it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's the first one to go? Stop breaking the table. You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what someone said to me one time? Someone who listens to the show? A friend of our family says, when Bobby kicks the table. Yeah. In my speakers, in my car with bass are on.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It sounds like an explosion happened outside. Who would die first? Because I know we have the same answer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I know. But we're not.

[Bobby Lee]

We're neither of us are going to say.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Okay, So I have a friend named Alex, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I know that he dresses terribly.

[Bobby Lee]

He's a bad dresser.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I said to buy something, he says I. That you can pay now, later or over time, whatever fits your lifestyle. And so he can stay in control of what you spend.

[Bobby Lee]

That's exactly right.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Well, here's a good, Here's a good thing, man. Look, we're getting older, all right? I. I'm 42 years old. Bobby is 90. Higher.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

Girls.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How are you guys?

[Andrew Santino]

How you guys doing? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You good?

[Andrew Santino]

So you got. You got a huge pop last night.

[Bobby Lee]

Massive.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Rudy. Rudy. Of all those people.

[East]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you said one thing.

[East]

I. I waved.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true. Issa. You didn't say anything.

[Bobby Lee]

I think east needs a bigger pop from the fans. I think she needs to come out and they need to explode more.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Bobby Lee]

She's our secret weapon.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a secret weapon.

[Bobby Lee]

The funny. She's the new funniest girl on the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know you've been overtaken by a mile because you've changed.

[East]

I haven't changed.

[Bobby Lee]

You 100 are a different person.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, really? Last night, I was at the house and she was working out. Right. You're exercising at late at night. She's like, oh, Right. And then she's like, with weights.

[Bobby Lee]

You doing the haka?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was going, it's one in the morning. I go, what are you doing? She's like, I have a model shoot Tuesday.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

And then she showed me photos of other models that are going to be there. And, like, I'm not a high heat disease. Yeah. But she was, like, working out. I go, it doesn't work in one night. I mean, you have to be doing this every day for, like, two years. Forever. Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Do you work like she was doing it? Yeah. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't worry about it. I say don't work out.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't work out.

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody, don't. Everyone should stop.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at this blob of yellow garbage.

[Bobby Lee]

Still rocking, still rocking. Still rocking.

[Andrew Santino]

No polyps, no cancer, nothing.

[East]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

In my butthole.

[Bobby Lee]

You got checked.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, in my butthole. Yeah. But, yeah. So she was working out, and then you never guys talked about Coachella.

[East]

Oh. Because this is the first time. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We've been here since you guys had so much fun.

[Andrew Santino]

We had so much fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Would you go back?

[East]

I would. I don't think she would.

[Bobby Lee]

You. Why won't you go back?

[East]

There's so much people.

[Bobby Lee]

So much people.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Give me a fucking break.

[Bobby Lee]

You hated.

[Andrew Santino]

Spoiled brat.

[East]

You hated it.

[Andrew Santino]

I went for you, you spoiled Brad, to tell you something right now, Andre, and you're just getting me off my rockers right now.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Get rock off, dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Get off my lawn. That's the energy that I have right now. Get off my lawn.

[Bobby Lee]

Get off his lawn.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I'm so furious. I have to slowly get this up. I'm so sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Hit her hard.

[Andrew Santino]

Get off my.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Go for it, man.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Interesting. Okay, so.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, Shelly. Oh, did I step on you, Shelly?

[Andrew Santino]

How. How does she even Him.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all right, James. You know, they're doing Get Ready with Me tutorials, and it's amazing. He's putting on. She's putting on. She's taking off makeup and putting a moisturizer, and he is doing the voiceover. It's incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I got to watch it now. She's.

[Bobby Lee]

Shelly's applying moisturizer. It's amazing. Ah, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. So, you know, youthful glow.

[Bobby Lee]

It's amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

Great impression.

[Bobby Lee]

Thanks.

[Andrew Santino]

They should have cast you on snl.

[Bobby Lee]

I could have made mad tv.

[Andrew Santino]

I. I honestly believe.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you were this close to snl. No, I was pretty far away.

[Andrew Santino]

No, there's no way. You flew to New York and did in front of Lauren.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it wasn't right for me. You know what's right for me?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

What I'm saying, though, is this is

[Bobby Lee]

the only show that matters.

[Andrew Santino]

They missed out so badly because this is the best guy out there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

I would have drowned characters and impressions and all that. Dude, you would have killed.

[Bobby Lee]

I would have drowned. They. They. I.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're the. You're. You hit the. Daryl Strawberry.

[Bobby Lee]

I do cocaine.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, you hit the ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Strawberry's the man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Shout out to ds.

[Andrew Santino]

So when I go, I want to go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's take it back. Take it back, take it back. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

I went to Coachella. I did not want to go. I did it for you guys, right? So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right? And you guys are like, we will not do that.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd they do?

[Andrew Santino]

I want to go to Magic Mountain.

[Bobby Lee]

Magic Mountain's great, right?

[Andrew Santino]

And they're like, no, something else. And I go, you know, I mean, one trip to Magic Mountain, you mean, is lighter than a trip to Coachella.

[Bobby Lee]

I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is worth five Magic Mountain trips you take.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Five or six? Well, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Six. Six. Six. Yes, but five. Absolutely.

[Andrew Santino]

Absolutely. Five.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, at least.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, at least, right?

[East]

I've already went to Magic Mountain.

[Andrew Santino]

It doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you go with him?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You were. You were there, too, right? Yeah. You were there, too. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so that', trip.

[Andrew Santino]

That's one trip. No, I'm asking for two, and I deserve five.

[Bobby Lee]

I agree.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Do the math.

[Bobby Lee]

And we took it in and out afterwards.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Do the Coachella.

[Bobby Lee]

That whole day was incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[East]

It was just it's too.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so, so scary. Yeah. So they won't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Whiny, baby.

[Andrew Santino]

So then I gave them two options.

[Bobby Lee]

Move out.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Magic Mountain or skydiving.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, oh, and what do you know? East. No, they're both like death that no one dies at. Skydiving.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Magic Moun.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. What's more safer, Skydiving or Magic Mountain?

[Bobby Lee]

I would imagine maybe skydiving.

[Andrew Santino]

I think skydiving is more safer.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Because Magic Mountain people don't die. While there is no single public record up to date for injuries, Six Flags Mag Mountain Reports are valid. 109 injury complaints, but that's it. No deaths. No deaths. No deaths.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you'll break an arm.

[Bobby Lee]

Big deal. You got another deal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[East]

You break away, we go to, like, Ren Fair.

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

Skydiving accidents are rare, with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the United States, over 3 million annual jumps. That's not bad. It's not bad. So 10.

[Andrew Santino]

So skydiving or Magic Mountain?

[East]

I'll do Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I can't do that.

[East]

Yeah, bungee.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. You're more apt to skydive than bungee jump.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[East]

Cuz bungee jumping, it's just like. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, so is skydiving. Yeah. But you're with someone. You're falling, but you're with someone.

[East]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. You're with an insurrectionist, like, January 6th guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, man, you know, bungee jumping is very safe. One in every. Easy. Nobody dies.

[Andrew Santino]

No one dies.

[East]

That's so scary.

[Bobby Lee]

One death per year, globally. And that guy wanted to die.

[Andrew Santino]

He wanted to die. He went, nah,

[Bobby Lee]

Unhook the Caribbean.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That would be a fast, painful death

[Bobby Lee]

hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be?

[Andrew Santino]

You would explode. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, you'd pop for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Especially if you ate that morning.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The worst would be it goes down, then it comes back, and then it. Losing it then would be even worse. Like when the bungee goes and then it goes. If you fell from the set from, like, you feel like the. The bounce, it held you and then it didn't held you.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you hear a snap when you're going up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobby Lee]

That would.

[Andrew Santino]

That would you up because you feel

[Bobby Lee]

like you survived the first.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right. You would hear the snap too.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations. I'm dead. I'm dead.

[Bobby Lee]

I die.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm dead.

[Bobby Lee]

Me die.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Me die. Yeah. So skydiving, bungee or Magic Mountain?

[Bobby Lee]

Magic Mountain.

[Andrew Santino]

We open with what, X2.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You must open with X2.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the best one.

[Andrew Santino]

Best one. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the most fun.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the most fun. Yeah. Because you start off backwards, there's fireballs.

[Bobby Lee]

Love the fire.

[Andrew Santino]

We love the fireballs. And once you survive the fireballs, everything's pretty, everything's easy. Easy after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you go on the Joker or something like that to cakewalk?

[Andrew Santino]

Easy. Look at this. Oh, my. Yeah, look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

And the speakers pumping in the sound. Screams. I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna die today. We'll die today. Die floating. It's going to be great.

[Bobby Lee]

It's going to be so much fun.

[East]

She doesn't even want to go, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Who?

[East]

Your girlfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I have a girlfriend and she doesn't want to go.

[East]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But she's going. If she doesn't, you know, why don't go do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Or. Or skydiving.

[Andrew Santino]

Or skydiving. It's duty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Girlfriend duty.

[East]

But we'll follow her if she doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It's called duty. Okay. Not that I'm a king, right. But I'm a crown prince.

[East]

You're not. You're not the crown.

[Andrew Santino]

What am I then?

[East]

It's her.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a butler. Wow. She's the crown princess.

[East]

Yeah. Why call her sweetheart? Yeah,

[Andrew Santino]

tell us more.

[East]

Sweetheart. He gets really nice when she's around. Yes, he's so nice. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

When she's around.

[East]

We had dinner last night and it was. He was very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

He was like, so she should be around more. Yeah, yeah. He turns into a better version of Bob.

[East]

He doesn't even fart in front of. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That I find hard to believe.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I sneak away.

[East]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I do? She's in the bed. And I'll go all the way down my hallway because I have a little hallway in my. Where I go to the very end of the front. The door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheek and I go like, you know, like an agent orange.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do the open.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I let the smell simmer there. Because what happens is, I don't know if you know about science, you know what I mean? But it follows you like a stalker. Like. Like a stalker in the night. You know what I mean? A little Richard Ramirez.

[Carlos]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Following you in the night. Okay. So I let Richard dissipate, let him do, like, a little fart, and then I'll bet I'll go back into the arena. Right. And lay down. But sometimes what happens is there's a little bit of another, you know, I mean, zodiac killer that comes out. So I have to leave the bed again and release the zodiac aftershock. Right. A little aftershock. So that repeats several times over the night, depending on if I had ice cream or not.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Remember when you farted on Andrew's wife?

[East]

Oh,

[Andrew Santino]

that's good growth. Are you just. Are you trying to start a war? No, I'm just saying that's because that was let go in the past. He was so mad. Yeah. So what are you trying to do?

[Bobby Lee]

That's beautiful character growth.

[Carlos]

You're growing up.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, dude. Why would you bring that off that. Dude, we almost ended. It was. The Beatles are over. Yeah. I mean, Yoko had entered. I mean, it was, you know, it was bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yoko farted.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

On Paul's wife. It was bad.

[Andrew Santino]

It was bad. He pulled me aside and he goes,

[Bobby Lee]

you don't ever do that again in a million years.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And I locked eyes with them, and just through the eyes, I can see. Right. Don't ever do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Evil. Evil dead.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it was bad, but. Yes. What else have you noticed about me?

[East]

You're just sweeter and nicer and you're very like. Like, cuddly with her.

[Bobby Lee]

That's cute. You're a new man.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm cuddly with all creatures, like my dogs and cats. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But Julio goes, dogs, cats, girlfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I've known my dogs and cats longer.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And, you know, I have a connection with Goby, my first dog I've ever had.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's still with me, and she looks at me like, dad, she's your.

[Bobby Lee]

She's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was like. There's a. There's a connection there. So it's like, I can't put that in order yet.

[Bobby Lee]

I agree. You know, you're right. Yeah. There is no order yet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So how are you feeling? Me? Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to talk about it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. So let's talk about Carlos's head transplant.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks. It looks.

[Carlos]

No, I'm feeling good right now. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not in any sort of pain?

[Carlos]

It's just a little sore, but it's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's been like, big shout out to Bosley. For doing the hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you. Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Duck down a little bit. Let's see. Let's see. Just the. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Yeah. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah.

[Carlos]

But it's been going well.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna look like when we first met.

[Carlos]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

That's crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

The hairline be a little lower.

[Carlos]

Well, they were trying to be realistic. They like, there's not enough graphs in the back to put on top.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrows and it was his hair all the way. I mean, that'd be a cooler look,

[Carlos]

but it would stop up here and I would have no hair the back.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, wait, that's. No one looks like that. That's amazing.

[Carlos]

Oliver tree or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But I have a. I have an. I have a thought that you're going to get the hair and you're going to still buzz your head anyway and you're going to keep it short.

[Carlos]

I. I want to grow it out once I get it, but. Yeah, I want to do the slick back.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to. No, don't do the slick back.

[Carlos]

I like slick back.

[Andrew Santino]

No, dude, grunge.

[Carlos]

Oh, see, that's kind of cool, too.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's cool too. Crazy. Grunge it. Like.

[Carlos]

I've been on the road, take a

[Bobby Lee]

long time to grow a grunge hair.

[Andrew Santino]

A mad scientist, it's. He has what, 40 more years to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know a little bit less.

[Andrew Santino]

I lie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. You and I.

[Carlos]

You guys think you're gonna die before or that I'll die before you.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a chance.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a chance. And I would like to talk about. If I may.

[Bobby Lee]

May.

[Carlos]

Gosh.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Carlos]

We're about to hear Bobby's side of the story.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. That makes me so mad.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, that puts me in such a rage.

[Bobby Lee]

What's wrong?

[Andrew Santino]

Because as if there are two sides. There's no. There's no this. It's not Rashomon. It's a Curacao reference. Anyway, it's not. You know what I mean, a two sided situation. It's one clear side. Oh, you almost said. Why didn't you call him? Because he would have been on my side.

[Carlos]

I called you.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Carlos]

Because I knew Andrew would see things.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to hear your side. Can I hear your side?

[Carlos]

That's a good strategy for me to go first.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a brilliant strategy. Yeah.

[Carlos]

So you can come up with things to defend your.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'll just go Queen's Gambit here, dude. You got to find out.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll go because there's certain. I want to go first. No, I want to go first. I'll tell you why. Right.

[Carlos]

Good. Boundary I'll respect.

[Andrew Santino]

There's certain things that I want to omit from in the story copy. That's why I want to go first.

[Bobby Lee]

So what is it?

[Andrew Santino]

Do people like listening to this stuff or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we don't know what it is yet.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true. That's not really true. But these kind of personal, like, you know, I mean, conflict.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, man. Okay, what is it?

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so I played New Jersey. Pact.

[Bobby Lee]

Wellington.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then we did Wellmont. Sorry?

[Bobby Lee]

Wellmont.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And then we did Medford. Pact. Right. Sadly, Saturday, I had a little problem in Atlantic City. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

What was the laugh about, may I ask, per se. I'm having a trauma response. Yes. What? Having a trauma response.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember trauma.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting, Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

So I. First of all, for weeks, I was like, can I get out of this gig?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want to go to AC is at that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just that when you. You know, before you go to a gig and, you know, there's that blue dot epidemic. You know what that is? Oh, yeah. No, you don't know about the blue dot epidemic.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that hantavirus?

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's different. He doesn't have it ever, so. I know he doesn't ever have the blue dot.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you talking about?

[Carlos]

Blue dots on Ticketmaster.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the seats.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Yeah. What's your problem?

[Carlos]

You just.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you angry about.

[Bobby Lee]

I asked you what the. What is going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you okay?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think I am.

[Bobby Lee]

You're on edge.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

He.

[Andrew Santino]

He does it well.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna tell you right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Fine.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. So not a good show, right? I think I did pretty good, given the circumstances.

[Carlos]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In terms of response.

[Carlos]

And we had a great.

[Bobby Lee]

Can be hard. You play Borgata?

[Andrew Santino]

No, Ocean.

[Carlos]

Ocean, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Resort.

[Andrew Santino]

And, you know, I still got over a thousand, you know, I mean, tickets sold. But it wasn't what, you know. I mean, I want. Anyway, I get off stage and I'm sweating and I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears because I'd never seen anything like that. You know, I mean, where it's like, I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me. But, you know, I was just as disappointed in turnout. Right. Which rarely happens. And I was in the green room on the verge of tears. Right. And I'm literally. I'm calling my agents.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No one's picking up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm just sitting there, like, hunched over like that, sweat dripping, in the verge of tears. And then all of a sudden, I see cameras go on. Somebody walks in with camera. Two cameras.

[Bobby Lee]

McCone iPhone.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it. He invites a tiktoker to do a video with me. And I don't know what's happening.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is this person?

[Carlos]

When he's already met.

[Andrew Santino]

I've already met him. But it's like before the show. I want to know who's going to come and do a video with me after the show. Right. Is that a proper and fair thing? Yeah. He doesn't tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. So I'm sitting there, he's like. And I. Then I have to, in that moment, turn it on. Turn it on. So I'm like, hey. You mean. And he's like, hey. And I'm doing now. So I'm reading off an advertisement that he has on his phone for his new product.

[Carlos]

You didn't have to do that in real life.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm just saying I didn't know what was going on. Yeah. I mean, because there's no prep from my tour manager. Right? And then. Right. He leaves, it's done. And I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that? And then he gets defensive. You like good shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Like good shit.

[Andrew Santino]

And I go, what do you mean? He's like, oh, you're on it. I thought you would like it. Right. You know, so that's why I did it. I go, yeah, but I want to be fucking pre prepared. If I knew a tick tocker was going to come in and do a video.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Especially with a night that, like, I had tonight. Right? Right. Your honor.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, Case heard. Okay, Good shit. No defense. Defense.

[Carlos]

My defense is that I didn't know they were going to be filming when they walked in. And I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free pairs of golden goose shoes.

[Bobby Lee]

And what did that have to do with the tiktokers?

[Carlos]

That was. The tiktoker was bringing that.

[Bobby Lee]

But after the show had went the way it went and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night, did you not think to preemptively say, let's hold off until a little bit after the show? Or you just let him come in?

[Carlos]

I let him come in.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Without preparing me. You're right.

[Carlos]

I want it to be a surprise, but I want I in My defense, I apologize and said, this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob. I did say that, but in what world do I not say that?

[Andrew Santino]

See what he's doing right now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's winning the case.

[Andrew Santino]

He's not winning the case.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he's not winning the case.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you why.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, I'm the judge, but, yeah, I'll tell you why. Please.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, we're at dinner afterwards, right? And I look at Carlos, because in my mind, Gilbert from Tiger Belly was there as well. And in my mind, I thought that Gilbert had set it all up. So now I'm living at Gilbert.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, so he's not even taking the fall.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. So I look at Carlos. I look at Carlos and I go, I'm so pissed off at Gilbert right now. And you're like, why? Because that. I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And I go, because of that situation. And you go, oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, we're. We're both. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Your honor?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're both. And then. And did I not take. When Gilbert sat down on the table, did I not pull him aside? Yeah.

[Carlos]

And I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant, see, that energy just.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a passive energy. Look at the energy. The energy.

[Carlos]

I'm a passionate.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's going to be order in this court.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there'll be order.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. There. There must be order in this court.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Which is. I told him that wasn't Gilbert.

[Andrew Santino]

Like you told. My God, you lied to the judge. And then I'll tell you another thing you did. Oh.

[Carlos]

When the girl thought I was on Tiger Belly and I got mad at

[Andrew Santino]

her, I wasn't even going to bring that up. Mud water. You know what? Sometimes I don't drink coffee. It keeps me up at night.

[Bobby Lee]

Caffeine buzz gets you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I'll drink it at 7. I'll be like, oh, my God. Like, it's like 2 in the morning and I just can't sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

You're buzzing too hard.

[Andrew Santino]

I wish. Now I know about mud water.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank God for mud water.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Say that again.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

You look very handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

In fact, I was going to go but they said I couldn't have a plus one so I didn't go.

[Bobby Lee]

But okay, you didn't get to go.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Sunday night we do a show in Boston. Yeah, right. And as a tour manager, you know, you don't eat all day.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not?

[Andrew Santino]

I just. I ate a little light meal. Because you think after the show you're gonna eat.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

So the tour manage.

[Carlos]

We had reservations.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so. Oh,

[Bobby Lee]

go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

As a tour manager you're supposed to set up a meal. Yeah. Which I did. We go to the restaurant after.

[Bobby Lee]

Sustained.

[Andrew Santino]

After the show. And we walk in and the host goes, we're closed.

[Bobby Lee]

Pf Changs.

[Andrew Santino]

No. And I look at Carlos go, what? He didn't say we closed. What did he say?

[Carlos]

He said the kitchen closes in 30.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that, that's not what he said. He did say that he was an im. He was an immigrant.

[Carlos]

Didn't know who you were.

[Andrew Santino]

And I thought we would get celebrity treatment. Like now I'm going to call somebody. Now I'm going to call somebody that was there.

[Carlos]

That's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I'm going to. And you don't say anything, okay? Witness. Yeah, I have a witness right here. You don't say anything.

[Carlos]

I won't.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm excited. All right, cuz. You are excited.

[Bobby Lee]

Is this Gilbert?

[Andrew Santino]

You're Kong? No, Ramsey. My opener.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's not compromised. Hello. Hi. So you're on Bad Friends right now. Hey. Okay, so you know, after the Sunday show at. At the. In Boston, Medford, I think it was. Was it Medford? Yeah, it was Met. Yeah. Yeah. So afterwards, when we walked in that Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us? He said that their kitchen was closing and they didn't have time for us. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye.

[East]

Bye.

[Carlos]

Instead he went to the Four Seasons in it.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, answers on the first ring.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Wax desperate.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want.

[Bobby Lee]

You may.

[Andrew Santino]

I may? Yeah. Okay, thank you.

[Carlos]

You're mentioning the kitchen clothes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Whom is the witness? Fat bird calling the stand.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Don't say anything, please. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see how many rings each opener is going to get to switch.

[Andrew Santino]

I.

[East]

Leave a message.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. Sometimes you have to do it again. Sometimes you have to do it again.

[Bobby Lee]

She's on Do Not Disturb.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

One ring. Oh, Cat's losing.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi, Bobby. Hi, Cat. You're on Bad Friends right now. I'm on Bad Friends? Yeah. Just I. I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question. Okay.

[East]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It will be the only time that you're on Bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. All right. So Sunday night when we were in Boston, right?

[East]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? When we went. Yes. Yeah. And then what did the host or whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant?

[East]

The host said, oh, you can't.

[Andrew Santino]

The kitchen is closed. Okay, thank you so much. Good night. Okay, bye.

[Carlos]

Unreliable witness. He's paying them two. He's paying his witnesses.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so what, you're saying that it was open? If it was open for 30 minutes, why wouldn't I sit down?

[Carlos]

Because you got frustrated that you recognized.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what happened. That's literally what happened. He didn't go. Oh, Bobby, you're here.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Interesting, per se,

[Andrew Santino]

bro. Well, judge, please make a final verdict.

[Bobby Lee]

I gotta be honest.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Ten to life, buddy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No, I beg you. And also your hair, your new hair. How did you get your new hair. How did I get it? Yeah. Oh, from bad friends. Exactly. I got you new hair. I got you new hair.

[Carlos]

Thank you, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

You lied. I didn't lie. Yeah, and conduct conspiracy.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you make a reservation?

[Carlos]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you tell them it was him when you walked in? The kitchen was open for 30 more. But they still said, please don't sit down.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Carlos]

Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down.

[Andrew Santino]

They warned us.

[Bobby Lee]

But they said closing 30, which is another way of saying we're not gonna. We don't want to do this.

[Andrew Santino]

They didn't say that. Andrew, I'm telling you right now based on my witnesses. Right? They said we are closed.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the first witness said 30 minutes to close. Cat. Actually, no, he didn't. No, he did.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, Ramsey did not.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he did. He literally said. They said they're closing in 30 minutes. He said was the kitchen is closed. Close in.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Closing in 30 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he didn't say that. He didn't say 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna call him one more time. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

30 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

I have to call him again. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Closing in 30 minutes. First ring. Hello?

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, you're on bathrooms again. What did you say again? He said that he didn't have time for us. The. The guy, he was kind of mad about it because the kitchen was closed, right? The kitchen was closed. Yeah. Thank you. Bye. Bye.

[Bobby Lee]

You're leading the witness.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he said. The first time ever. Gonna hear it. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't say that. I swear to God, he didn't say that. Got Jeopardy. Yeah. So double jeopardy. It's not double jeopardy, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he said the kitchen is closing.

[Carlos]

Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. He changed his statement. So he lied. Miss, this is not. This is. I'm sorry, but that. That first witness is going to be thrown out.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I have one more witness, but

[Bobby Lee]

the second witness is fine. That she's still valid.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she's still valid. And she said the kitchen is closed.

[Bobby Lee]

Is closed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And would you. Would you side with a convicted liar?

[Bobby Lee]

We usually don't in this court of law.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think? You know, you guys are the jury.

[East]

I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really. We love the Carlos. Yeah. So I don't think he's.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna side with the jury here. Carlos, you're cleared of all the charges.

[Carlos]

Thank you, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, you're gonna have to stay after.

[East]

Carlos was the bus at Coachelli.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[East]

And he stayed with us the entire time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I wanted to make sure you were safe.

[Andrew Santino]

Safe.

[Carlos]

Good chaperone. And she gave me mushrooms. Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

You did?

[East]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you do mushrooms at the show?

[East]

It was micro dose.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it wasn't anything. You didn't do any, young lady?

[East]

No, he did. She didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

He didn't. Who didn't?

[East]

She didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

So you gave Carlos drugs? Yeah, she's doing Go.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you literally just betrayed me by siding with Carlos. So I will betray you as well. Yeah, Become Korean. And if you betray me, I betray you.

[Bobby Lee]

Go.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. Fair. This is. It's fair. It's a double betrayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case. That's before you.

[Bobby Lee]

Correct.

[Andrew Santino]

You're bringing up a completely different situation.

[Bobby Lee]

What did she do?

[Andrew Santino]

All right. What has she been doing? Now you stop betraying.

[East]

I'm not betraying.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at me right now, dude. All right. She's smoking.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, I'm not. Are you really smoking?

[East]

A little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

Then why'd you say, oh, no, I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you smoke right before you came?

[East]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You haven't smoked one cigarette today?

[East]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[East]

I swear, I swear. I swear.

[Andrew Santino]

No good. Yeah, yeah, but. So you want me to. I could reveal other things too, but I won't do it. But I'm just saying. I know, but when you betray. Right, I betray.

[East]

I. I just said Carlos was so good at.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend? Plus, that is a betrayal on its own. Yeah, that's a betrayal on its own.

[Bobby Lee]

How come once on this show, we can't. We can we go a week without betrayal on the show?

[Andrew Santino]

I know exactly. I know.

[Bobby Lee]

One week.

[Andrew Santino]

I know how you feel. I know exactly how you feel.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I feel like everyone on the show is trying to betray someone. I know.

[Andrew Santino]

I know exactly how you feel. I'm a victim of circumstance.

[Bobby Lee]

We should be lifting each other up, up. I agree.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Not bringing everyone down, you know? I mean, it's like I gave you a job. You. You don't want to do it. See, you're not even listening.

[Carlos]

Look, I'm. Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, do the job then. I've been doing it. The night before, you were like, oh,

[Carlos]

this such a good restaurant, Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you forget about all the good

[Carlos]

when one drip of bad drops down.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Carlos]

I think my bad stuff is so bad, it's like oil or something. It just ruins everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

So we got an email to Carlos at the booth.

[Bobby Lee]

The.

[Carlos]

A production company, they reached out. It's the production company that's handling the distribution for Karate Ghost.

[Andrew Santino]

Before you push play, I want to say this, okay? When. When you're doing a movie like this, an independent movie, right? You take certain, you know, risks. Risk. And you go like it doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the risk of the whole film. It's tough.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. I can do whatever I want. You know what I mean? I look into the camera. Camera, whatever, you know, someone will see it. Go, go. And he's going. It's good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, go ahead. Turn it down a little bit, Sam.

[Bobby Lee]

You ain't in the big city of Beijing no more, huh? I'm from Minneapolis. I don't know any other towns in China than Beijing and Japan. But that's besides the point. Now, if you're gonna be staying here for a while, you gotta get yourself a form of transportation. Okay?

[East]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's big out here. It's too far to walk.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And I can't be schlepping you around every day wherever you need to go. I understand. I am sorry for the inconvenience. It's all right. I mean, I don't mind doing it today. I'm happy to bring you home, but it can't be an everyday thing. I mean, I've got. I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I know. I'm getting acclimated. Sorry. But. Surey. Hopefully it'll be sooner than later. I'll tell you that.

[Andrew Santino]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't mean to be harsh. You know, I like you. Now, the dojo is a staple of our community and, well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over. I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community. Everyone has been so kind.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, every.

[Bobby Lee]

Except. No. Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Never.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's you too.

[Andrew Santino]

They.

[Bobby Lee]

They.

[Andrew Santino]

You're doing a sinners.

[Bobby Lee]

This town is. There's some things about this town. It's. Well, this place is just unique. Okay, I'll tell you about it another time over a beer. How about that? I would love a beer. Well, I gotta head down this lonesome road here. Gotta get me home. So you have yourself a good night.

[East]

Night.

[Bobby Lee]

Drive safe on the Ronum Road.

[Andrew Santino]

It. He's a white belt.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I help you? Ah, sorry to bother you.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you the new town sensei?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's great. That's great.

[Carlos]

You know, we heard a lot about you.

[Bobby Lee]

Heard you're pretty handy with the sword there. Anywho, we thought we'd stop by and

[Andrew Santino]

welcome you to the neighborhood.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want no trouble. I want no trouble. Wow, Bobby. What do you want? If it's not me killing you, I don't have much else to offer. My time will be up soon. But I must say, you are a

[Andrew Santino]

fine warrior, but you are not the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Before we were samurai, we were trained in the art of karate by the greatest sensei who walked this earth. He's no longer with us,

[Andrew Santino]

but his spirit still lives on.

[Bobby Lee]

And he protects us.

[Andrew Santino]

And he will avenge his pupils.

[East]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you, Ghost?

[Andrew Santino]

Ghost?

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you, ghost? Where are you.

[Andrew Santino]

It? Oh,

[Bobby Lee]

There's a lot you got to learn about this here town. You saved my ride, Sheriff. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us sharing that beer together. I suppose the round will be on me. Hell, I'd like that. As you can see, we got much to discuss. We must celebrate the demise of that of a worry being. Celebrate? Yes. Demise? Not quite. You see, that spirit's haunted this town here since 1868. I didn't do much to it other than get it off you or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In fact, they sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever and you took them out with ease. Well, that gave me hope. I always thought you were sent here for a reason. And now I know that to be true. Finally, someone will defend feet Karate Ghost. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you make that? No.

[Bobby Lee]

What the. Did you just say did we make that? Yeah, we shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert. After landing, I had four hours of sleep. And McCone and I and a crew of incredible people shot that.

[Carlos]

I. I had a two day shoot. First day we did with stunt guys and a bunch of blood effects and everything. And second day, we had a few hours with Andrew and he drove out to Joshua Trino. We shot that like two weeks ago.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, it looks so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Take that, film school.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow, you are talented.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you like it?

[Andrew Santino]

I. I thought it was shot so well. M shot that he did.

[Bobby Lee]

This was m. This was McCone's baby. All I did was show up and for four hours. No, no. Need a full day. No, this was a whole day. So you liked it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You like karate Ghost?

[Andrew Santino]

Ky, Ghost was so good. Dude.

[Carlos]

Should we show the clip of me giving you the note?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby will love this. You will love this.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I want to see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So wait. Time out. Look at this. All right, you just heard. I was traveling. Four hours of sleep, so. Four hours. I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in LA traffic to get out to Joshua Tree.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't even believe that you would even drive out there.

[Bobby Lee]

I did this for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Why'd you do. Why'd you slam that?

[Bobby Lee]

I killed this fly that's been buzzing around the studio. Literally.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Thank you. And by the way, as I hit it, I smacked it.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you Karate ghost?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So by job. So then we're in the car.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I can't. I want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. This is the end of the day.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

It's been a long day.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There is no food within 50 miles.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle, and I'm tired. It's like the. It's in the 11th hour and he's in the back of the car. This is why. I know you're gonna love this. This is you and me to a T. Okay. Go ahead now. Go ahead.

[Carlos]

In the beginning, you should be able to. Oh, yeah, turn that up a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Pause it. Look at me. He's giving me notes.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop. Watch.

[Carlos]

In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed that he's driving you.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at my face.

[Andrew Santino]

Other than that, everything's great.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't get any acting notes. Don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't.

[Bobby Lee]

No way, dude. Not even. Yeah, that's out of pocket insane. Have you ever done Curb youb Enthusiasm? Have you done the Office? Have you ever done five sitcoms? Shut your fucking. Have you ever done film? Major motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, great.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, Ready?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Wow, dude. That was real, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No, it was that. What? You're just in.

[Bobby Lee]

He knows I was fucking with him.

[Andrew Santino]

No, because also, he took the note.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did the.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you did the note.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I wanted to play with him in front of. You know why?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because he was doing director thing in front of his buddies.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I was gonna stomp on his neck in front of his friends. But of course I did the fucking note. I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going. He's got real directory at some point.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And I let it go all day. And then in the car, I was like, that's it, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

It's. You know. Here's the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do.

[Andrew Santino]

We can direct. So can Andreas. Okay. I can't do the notes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, right, no, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So it's like. And I'll probably come off in the movie. Like not good because I didn't take any notes. And I. Because I refuse to take notes from these two. Right. It's gonna come across bad because if it was like, what if we. Tarantino. Right, right. Oh yes sir.

[Bobby Lee]

What if it's a dp? You respect that we get a dp.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no, I can't because it's coming, coming from them. Cuz I know the whispers and they go to the dp, right? And the DP comes to me and goes, you do more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know that it's all from them.

[Bobby Lee]

You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

So there's no way I can work with them in that way.

[Bobby Lee]

So we won't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I just thought unless you give me no notes.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I will say this. This was a. Everyone that worked on it, fantastic job. Everyone put their neck out for this. They did it on a low budge, on a shoestring and on a whim, they slept at this house overnight in the desert. Desert like, like literally four to a bed. Because they wanted to make this. And everyone, we appreciate this was just a fun little incredible. A bit. We wanted to run with you to show karate Ghost and McCone had the idea. I said I'm down to shoot it. We got one day to do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

And we had one day and, and everyone did a great job.

[Andrew Santino]

That's one day shot. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, two days. I, I did one day with him and they did the stunts and all that stuff. They did. He had a stunt guy come and do all that flips and all that. It was nuts. Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off?

[Andrew Santino]

I thought we'd.

[Bobby Lee]

But girls, do you want to say anything before we go?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're doing live streaming.

[East]

Oh yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what?

[East]

No, we had to stop it cuz the PC wasn't.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, but you're going to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, you guys are doing. You're, you're doing like Twitch?

[East]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you doing on Twitch?

[East]

We're playing games. Games.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a little concerned about the community.

[Andrew Santino]

About our community or community in general?

[Bobby Lee]

Asians.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, I'm. No, no, the Twitch thing. I'm unfamiliar, I'm ignorant.

[East]

Print.

[Andrew Santino]

It's huge.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm Just saying a piece of it with a girl. Streaming feels a little dangerous to me. Like the creep. Are creepos on there saying stuff to you?

[East]

Not really.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Creepos?

[East]

No. But they were flaming us for the quality.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't it feel like.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Would go. It feels like a place that creeps would sign on.

[Carlos]

That's everywhere on the Internet.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but this is them. Live for creeps, you know? Live for creeps.

[East]

Yeah, but it's not like we're. We're. We're just wearing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the channel. I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps. Weirdos. So nobody says not gross. Good. Don't. Because we'll find you. We'll find your ip, we'll trace you, and we'll kill you. I just don't like that. The lot because it reminds me of. What's the thing where. Omaga. Omaga Meagle Omega. Yuck. It just feels like it's. It's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's Mookie Bats?

[Bobby Lee]

He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Tomorrow I have to wake up early and meet Mumuki Brad Bratz.

[Bobby Lee]

You're saying this as if I set it up. We're going to bowl at his house.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're doing it, too.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing it because of me.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I didn't know who Mookie Betts was. Exactly. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're an idiot. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I'm sorry. This is sport that I'm not unfamiliar with. I apologize. I knew Daryl Strawberry.

[Bobby Lee]

You did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait. I want to hear more about the streaming. Mookie plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good. So we're doing. You're going to meet me tomorrow,

[Bobby Lee]

brother. You're meeting me tomorrow.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what? I choose not to. Now.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't go. I don't care. I. I invited you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I don't want to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

You're doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

See? Well, then be more grateful.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm going to do it, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Correct.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's move on.

[Bobby Lee]

You're welcome.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Perfect.