Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane

Summary

Bad Friends: "Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Jake Shane
Date: May 18, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Bad Friends features a lively, humorous, and often heartfelt conversation between hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino and their guest, creator and online personality Jake Shane. The trio, along with the supporting cast (Carlos and Jake McCone), dive into stories about travel pranks, emotional dinners, movie critiques, adventures abroad, sexuality, and self-image—all with the classic Bad Friends unfiltered banter. With side tangents, playful confrontation, and Jake Shane’s candidness, it's an episode full of laughter, some surprisingly touching moments, and a healthy dose of irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Airplane Pranks and Drama Dinners

• Flight Prank Story:
  • Bobby details a prank on Carlos during a delayed flight, texting him to pretend he had a connection so he could move up in the deplaning queue. Bobby then calls Carlos out in front of everyone, earning laughs at Carlos’ expense (02:23).
  • Quote: "He made me get mad if I yelled back at him in front of everyone." – Carlos (02:57)
• Drama at Dinner:
  • Bobby brings up personal drama of opener Kat during dinner, not realizing he'd made her cry until it was too late.
  • Quote: "I didn't know that it was going to make her cry. Did you?" – Bobby (04:09)
  • Reflection on reading emotional cues and the importance of well-timed apologies.

2. Movie Review Rumble: ‘Project Hail Mary’

• Debate on Emotional Reaction to the Film:
  • Santino and Bobby fiercely defend the film’s emotional impact, lambasting Jake for being unmoved.
  • Quote: “If that movie didn’t make you cry, bring you to tears, then you didn’t connect with what was really going on.” – Santino (05:52)
  • Discussion about Millennial irony in movies, “cheeky self-awareness,” and whether cinematic magic is lost in modern filmmaking (06:07–07:19).
  • Jake’s argument: Hollywood’s tongue-in-cheek tone doesn’t land for everyone.

3. Travel Tales and Border Weirdness

• Airport Adventure:
  • Santino recounts airport security in Mexico, where his souvenir football is deflated by security to check for contraband (12:18).
  • The group discusses the oddities of bringing inflatable objects on planes, confusion over massage guns in customs, and Bobby’s fondness for Theraguns (15:01).
  • Stingray injury and “stingray flippers” get a laugh (16:11).

4. Food Ethics & Culinary Discoveries

• Learning Lamb is Baby Sheep:
  • Bobby’s horror at learning lamb is not a species but a baby sheep. Discussion about refusing to eat “baby” meats (veal, duck, lamb) (17:03–18:11).
  • Quote: “Once I got that information, I was like, I’m not eating baby anymore.” – Bobby (17:36)

5. Group Dynamics on Tour

• Onstage Mishaps & Tour Relationships:
  • Banter about stage jumps and crowd surfing safety (19:46).
  • Carlos and Bobby debate the “tone” and boundaries in their long working relationship, including how familiarity affects workplace interactions (20:45).

6. Cultural Observations: Gay Neighborhoods Around the World

• Puerto Vallarta & Homo Hill:
  • Santino shares that Puerto Vallarta is the "West Hollywood of the Mexican coast" (26:21).
  • The group examines which countries have visible gay scenes, discussing “Homo Hill” in Seoul and the secrecy of gay nightlife in restrictive countries (29:03–29:41).
  • Quote: “There’s got to be like, inner workings of where they meet … like a gay speakeasy.” – Santino (28:23)

7. Jake Shane’s Life, Love & NYC Upbringing

• Relationship Status & Coming Out:
  • Jake reflects on being single, identifying as gay, and coming out at age 10 or 11 (68:54).
  • Quote: “I came out to my parents when I was 10, 11 … I said, ‘I think I like boys.’ And then I asked for a toy.” – Jake (69:05)
• Type and Dating:
  • Jake humorously claims he’s “experiencing the experiences of a 16-year-old girl for the first time as a 26-year-old gay boy” (68:30).
• NYC Borough Quiz:
  • Bobby’s struggle to name NYC’s five boroughs leads to goodhearted teasing (50:48–51:32).
• Music and Movies:
  • Jake lists cherished movies and music, revealing gaps in classic film knowledge, notably mob movies and “Gangs of New York.”
  • The crew quizzes him on pop culture favorites and astrology signs.

8. Addiction, Self-Image & Physical Quirks

• Bobby’s Addiction and Recovery:
  • Open reflection on past meth, crack, and pill use, describing “garbage hat” mode with dark, self-deprecating humor (48:58–49:55, 63:12).
  • Quote: “I was a pill head then, so—Vicodin, Valium, Somas. Just a bowl full of...different sizes, shapes.” – Bobby (63:49)
• Body Image:
  • Candid chat about baldness (Carlos’s upcoming hair transplant), “rosy cheeks,” butts, and the hazards of side profiles (32:44–33:41, 58:59).
  • Jake shares using green-tinted moisturizer to hide redness (59:00–59:17).

9. Rapid-Fire: Astrology and Chinese Zodiac (53:16–57:09)

• Each discusses their astrological and Chinese zodiac signs, poking fun at the dubious predictions while celebrating the lighter side.

10. Signature Bad Friends Bits

• “Haha, you suck”:
  • Running joke about fake laughter and ways comedians signal that a joke didn’t land (34:06–36:03).
  • Quote: "‘Haha’...it’s like, yeah, you suck. It says you suck.” – Santino (35:31)
• Impersonations and Character Play:
  • Raul from Spain, random fast-food and Dr. Trump bits interspersed for comedic effect.

11. Memorable Quotes & Moments

Notable Quotes

• “I have Asian eyes…and also have poor eyesight…I didn't see the welling. So I didn’t see the pre-welling.” – Bobby (04:18)
• “You’re an EDM DJ!” – Santino, about Bobby’s incomprehensible voicemail (08:15)
• “If you want calm, steady flow-state focus…Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch…” – Santino (22:00)
• “Once I got that information, I was like, I’m not eating baby anymore.” – Bobby (17:36)
• "This is why cheesecake tastes better on the moon." – Bobby (35:22)
• “He would take anything.” – Andrew, on Bobby’s past drug use (48:49)

Memorable Moments

• Bobby’s apology to Kat after making her cry at dinner (05:10)
• The group’s tearfulness scale for movies: “Zero is lunacy. Absolute chaos.” (11:00)
• Jake recoiling from Bobby’s fart, needing a fan (66:03–66:14)
• Call-in from Jake’s friend Matt to discuss which Hollywood celebrities are Jewish, resulting in a hilarious yet tasteless train joke (70:31–71:22)
• Heartwarming ending: “I have to say love you and I have to hear it back. It’s my OCD.” – Jake (72:35)

12. End Note: The Bad Friends Energy

• Mutual admiration and offers to join each other’s shows.
• Jake on the podcast’s chemistry: “The flow, really—it was pure. I walked in, I sat my ass down, and we started talking and we just…boom.” (72:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Bobby’s flight prank story: 02:23
• “Drama dinner” and making Kat cry: 04:03
• Project Hail Mary Movie Debate: 05:39–11:02
• Airport/Customs stories: 12:11–15:20
• Carnivore ethics and lamb realization: 17:03
• Stage safety and tour dynamic: 19:46–20:45
• Gay neighborhoods discussion: 26:21–29:41
• NYC boroughs quiz: 50:48–51:32
• Addiction and recovery convo: 48:58, 63:12
• Jake coming out at 10: 68:54–69:12
• Rosy cheeks, green moisturizer: 59:00–59:17
• Comic’s laughter and joke etiquette: 34:06–35:37
• Call-in about celebrities’ religion: 70:05–71:22
• Closing: Love you exchanges: 72:35

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Final Thoughts

With sharp wit and vulnerability, this episode captures the weird and wonderful energy synonymous with Bad Friends. Jake Shane fits in seamlessly, sharing stories of self-discovery, friendship, and absurdity. The group’s conversations bounce between the ridiculous and the real, making this a standout episode for both laughs and unexpected life lessons.

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, what's up, bad friends? I'm coming to San Diego, Bobby's hometown, on June 28. I'll be there. Two shows in Del Mar, bro. Come out. Del Mar in San Diego. June 28, two shows at the Sound. Beautiful sound in Del mar. And then July 24th, I'm in St. Charles, Missouri. Very close, if not the same place. Basically St. Louis, Missouri. Their next door neighbors. Come out and see me July 24th and June 28th. Come see me in San Diego. Andrew santino.com for those tickets. Andrew santino.com you2 are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends. Bad Mad tv. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And then it's called Sugar High Bakery. Shout out to them in Michigan.

[Bobby Lee]

They came to my show.

[Carlos Herrera]

There's no mar.

[Bobby Lee]

Real nice. What?

[Carlos Herrera]

I made sure there's no weed in those.

[Bobby Lee]

There's no weed in it.

[Andrew Santino]

Frankenmuth, Michigan.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, this is good.

[Andrew Santino]

Little bad friend Cookie. And then here, it's me and my little prince.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yep. Do you hear about the prank I pulled out on Carlos? No, what was it?

[Andrew Santino]

What was it?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't remember the prank?

[Jake]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so we're flying into.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, God. This is like a security risk.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a security prank. Okay, like, you hear it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so we're flying into. We're hour late. So we're on the tarmac in la. Don't you hate when that happens?

[Andrew Santino]

This is the worst airport in the United States. That's why we got to get out of here. Spencer. Pratt.

[Bobby Lee]

Pratt.

[Andrew Santino]

In there.

[Bobby Lee]

In there. Anyway, we're at the LAX on the tarmac.

[Carlos Herrera]

90 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

90 minutes, hour and a half. Now we're flying to Detroit. Am I right? Okay.

[Carlos Herrera]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

So correcto to you and. Very good, dude. And I really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

So you know we have dinner reservations. You know how daddy gets when I can't have my dinner reservations.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean? The pilot didn't know you guys had a dinner?

[Bobby Lee]

Did not know.

[Andrew Santino]

What's his problem?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, dude.

[Jake]

Let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go, let's go. Right, so when we land in Detroit, we only. We have to get going now. People have to make their connections. So you know what they say? Over the over.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what they say?

[Bobby Lee]

What do they say? What they say is for those. If this is your, you know, I mean, destination, you sit while all the people get up. Never works and go. But they did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Never. People sat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, people sat right then I texted Carlos. I go. Because he's in the back. So I talked to Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

The middle, I got.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I go.

[Andrew Santino]

I put him in first class when we fly.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not me. And I text Carlos, go. Pretend that you have a connection. Right? So everyone's sitting and he's rushing up, right. And saying, no, I have a connection. I have a connection. Right. And he gets to the front, and then what do I do?

[Carlos Herrera]

He doesn't have a connection. He's lying is what he's.

[Andrew Santino]

You called him out so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

So I.

[Carlos Herrera]

He made me get mad if I

[Andrew Santino]

yelled back at him in front of everyone.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that.

[Carlos Herrera]

Do you love that?

[Bobby Lee]

I wish I was there. I knew you would love it.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did for you, dude. That's a good one. Yeah, it's a good one, right?

[Andrew Santino]

He's lying. I know him. That's Carlos Herrera.

[Bobby Lee]

Stood by the door waiting for me. So he let everyone. And. And now the flight attendants are looking at him like, this guy's a liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then. But I texted all the. My openers as well. I had two openers.

[Andrew Santino]

Who'd you bring? You brought Kat and who else?

[Bobby Lee]

Ramsey Badal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Ramsey.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I told them to do the same thing because I was going to call him out, but Cat didn't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Cat's a wuss. She bailed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So she bailed on the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

She's a what? She wouldn't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So there's consequences.

[Andrew Santino]

Big time. You're fired.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's it.

[Carlos Herrera]

He made her cry at dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

What'd you do?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't make her cry at dinner, dude.

[Carlos Herrera]

She cried. I.

[Bobby Lee]

She cried on her own behalf. I. I texted. Wait. She cried on her own behalf?

[Andrew Santino]

What did she cry of?

[Carlos Herrera]

He brought up, like, drama.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's some drama in her life.

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you. Why?

[Jake]

We're having dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we made dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Normal dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Normal dinner. Drama.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, drama dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

Didi is what I like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Drama dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Drama dinner. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And so I didn't know that it was going to make her cry. Did you?

[Carlos Herrera]

No, but you could. You could. You kept going. After I saw the tears start.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I'm. Because I have Asian eyes.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

And also I have bad, poor eyesight as it is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's also true. Yeah, that's true.

[Bobby Lee]

So I have double.

[Andrew Santino]

He can't see.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't see shit. Right. So I didn't see the welling, you mean? And, you know, a lot of times you Got to see the welling. So I pre. You know, I didn't see the pre. Welling.

[Andrew Santino]

There was no welling.

[Bobby Lee]

There was no welling of the eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

So then I go, let's keep going.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, and you dug deeper.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep, a little deeper.

[Andrew Santino]

Then some water comes out.

[Bobby Lee]

And then water comes out. I still can't see it.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She's drenched at this point.

[Bobby Lee]

Until I see lip tremble. Trembles. I can see trembles. You can see lip trembles.

[Carlos Herrera]

Number one, you got up and hugged her. That's how I knew.

[Jake]

You knew.

[Andrew Santino]

That's on an eye chart when you go to the doctor.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, they say, can you read this? E, F, Q, S, P. And can you see this tremble? And they stand underneath.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I've seen that. I've seen that.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm good at that.

[Andrew Santino]

You can. You can watch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So. But then we. I made up with her, and everything was fine. I apologize profusely. And, you know, and here's another thing I would like to call out, if I may, please. So anyway, can I. Can I cause something else?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, well, remember when McCone said that Project Hail Mary Mary was okay?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he. He. What he said was that you think you're Ryan Gosling.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he said the movie was okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he said he didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What'd you think?

[Andrew Santino]

I posted about how I thought it was one of the best. It moved me. I cried about five times.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you cry?

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know why?

[Andrew Santino]

You're a sol.

[Bobby Lee]

Sociopath.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're a sociopath.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a lunatic. A sociopathic lunatic.

[Andrew Santino]

If that movie didn't make you cry, bring you to tears, then you didn't connect with what was really going on. Or you're a little too millennial for me. It was like, not like millennial. Yeah, a little millennial cringe. Why was it. What was it?

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

What about. It was millennial cringe?

[Bobby Lee]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. What do you mean?

[Jake]

I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Being categorized. Like, I hate the movie. It was fine.

[Andrew Santino]

You know how hotels have, like, a scent they spray?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I just got, like, a hotel. Like, a Red Bull.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I'm so sorry, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

It's all right. Yeah, I mean, it's. I'm. I smell like Red Bull. Now for the rest.

[Bobby Lee]

It's one of those example. You know those example colognes you get? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Now I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I apologize.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm in Red Bull.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but that's not a bad thing.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But anyway, I apologize.

[Andrew Santino]

It's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Because what he said was absurd.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the thing. What about the film was millennial cringe.

[Bobby Lee]

I just mean that kind of style of Avengers style of filmmaking.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. Time out.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. There's no Avengers style of filmmaking. The pacing was perfect. Dude, think about a tone, though. Like, they have to be like, she's right behind. Oh, yeah. And there's a guy with a shield throwing it. Right. And a guy with a metal. What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't like the cheeky.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't like the cheeky self awareness thing.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Carlos Herrera]

They've been.

[Bobby Lee]

Hollywood's been doing it for like 10 years and it's. I'm personally over it. But the movie was.

[Carlos Herrera]

Movie was fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I thought it was okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, but let me give a little bit. Let me give context for.

[Bobby Lee]

Teach him the lesson.

[Andrew Santino]

People that don't even haven't seen it. Ryan's character was excellently executed by him to be a mumbly, bumbly unsure of himself, kind of high functioning, uncomfortable person.

[Bobby Lee]

The everyman.

[Andrew Santino]

So when he's doing this, he's playing kind of into the role more so than the thing you're talking.

[Bobby Lee]

He's playing us. That's fair. He's playing us.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it was less Gosling and

[Bobby Lee]

the Anatomy of a Fall Girl.

[Andrew Santino]

They were both great. His played.

[Jake]

Bobby.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Bobby. No. You guys, please. You guys are really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They're really.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

What is going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Because I walked in, in the way. Also, you called me today five times. You left a voicemail. I couldn't make out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then when I did call you back, it was like, are you going

[Jake]

to be okay with it?

[Andrew Santino]

I thought it was. You're an EDM dj.

[Jake]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God.

[Andrew Santino]

I didn't understand a word you said. I said, I gotta call you back. I can't even. I don't know what you're saying.

[Bobby Lee]

You did it. I know, but did you text me or call me?

[Jake]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, it was about me.

[Jake]

He's the boss,

[Bobby Lee]

dude.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna leave.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude. What?

[Bobby Lee]

I want to leave.

[Andrew Santino]

What did I do?

[Bobby Lee]

He just said it.

[Andrew Santino]

What did I.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the boss.

[Jake]

He's right.

[Bobby Lee]

So I get nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

You get all my love all my love I will send to you.

[Bobby Lee]

I was gonna do the Led Zeppelin. I love my Love? Is that what it is? Whatever. Anyway, you give me that. Okay. Last thing I want to say. There's a couple of other things I want to say.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. But before you move on.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

You're infinitely wrong about the film. If your criticism was that it was too long, that's one thing. Because it was quite long. However, it was well done. It touched a nerve. It's a representation of emotions, relationships, love, friendships, friendship. It was about all of these things, and it was encapsulated between someone that was a. You know, a being.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't. And don't even give that away, because that's a spoiler.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's been out for like, a three months now.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but still, don't give it away. Anyway, it's a rock creature.

[Andrew Santino]

Calls him Rocky. Yeah, we're gonna call it the Communicate. It was so funny. Anyway, it was, like, very cutesy, and

[Bobby Lee]

I thought it was cute. Oh, my God, this guy. E T was cute when we were kids. When you saw E T, did you get the same feeling as Project Calamari 100 of magic.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Magic. Well, it also made me feel like. God, that's a really good example.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

It made you feel like, oh, my God, anything's possible. We are. We can.

[Bobby Lee]

We can win. The Warren ran.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what I thought.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's what it made me feel. Yeah. I mean, we can do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We won't, but we can, you know, so that. I mean, that magical feeling that you get from, like, those 80s movies that

[Andrew Santino]

were like, it had it in this.

[Bobby Lee]

It had it in 100. What? And I hadn't seen a movie like that in so long that it. It touched me in the right way.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you're. Because you're in touch with your emotions, and m. You're so devoid of that. Devoid that you just don't understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Empty shell of a man.

[Andrew Santino]

I've never met someone that didn't cry during that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. My brother cried three times. How many times did you cry?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not going to. I'm not. I'm not exaggerating. I genuinely. Welly. Got teary about three or four times. And then one real heavy one.

[Bobby Lee]

Call it cat birding.

[Andrew Santino]

I was birding. I was cat birding.

[Bobby Lee]

You were cat birding? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Such a good.

[Bobby Lee]

I welled up, like, three times. My brother welled up three times. Everyone I asked to watch that movie welled up. Have you seen it? Yeah. Did you well up? Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I think I was two, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's fine. Two's fine.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Two's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Two's good, right?

[Andrew Santino]

One. One's a little scary.

[Bobby Lee]

One's scary. Zero.

[Andrew Santino]

Zero is lunacy.

[Bobby Lee]

Lunacy.

[Andrew Santino]

Absolute chaos.

[Bobby Lee]

And you didn't well up at all. No, I guess I thought it was cute.

[Andrew Santino]

It was fun. Okay. What about you? Spain? I loved it. I saw it twice. See?

[Bobby Lee]

See, that's what I'm saying. A real director. Yeah, Yeah, a real director. I want to be like. I think I'm the next Paul Thomas Anderson. Right? Sees it and doesn't cry. Yeah, because they're so smug. There's a smugness about you guys.

[Andrew Santino]

That's fair.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What's Your middle name? McCone.

[Jake]

Trevor.

[Andrew Santino]

Ugh. Like that says everything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You're a Grand Theft Ottawa character. Yeah, yeah. Trevor, Trevor.

[Andrew Santino]

PTA versus mtc.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You sound like a. It sounds like a train line. You've been on the MTC recently. It's a mess. Look at. There's McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

There's McCone. Trevor. And guess what? Trevor didn't cry at that movie either.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he didn't know.

[Jake]

He did not.

[Bobby Lee]

He lit that fucking lighter. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He probably lit the movie theater on fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Looking for meth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude, speaking of airport.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

Coming back from Mexico, they. They'd given us. In this thing that I did, they gave us like a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I guess?

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I guess?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

Chiclets.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Chiclets.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. What else?

[Andrew Santino]

No, they gave us a football, a commemorative football.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

It was just like a little. Not like a. It was just whatever. It's like a little signature thing with the. With the title of the event on it. It's a nice little thing. And I put it in my carry on. It's a little tiny football. And the thing goes off. And then they search my bag, and he's, like, thumbing through it, and he's like, what's in the bag? And I was like, it's a football. Like a football. And he takes it out and he's like, no, no, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

He said no.

[Jake]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

No, he doesn't like football. The game.

[Andrew Santino]

He hates football.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. He goes, it was a soccer ball. Love. Love.

[Andrew Santino]

He would have started kicking us around.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but he.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Chicharito. Remember? Teacherito? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

In his. In his, you know, nerd pocket. The what? What is this called?

[Bobby Lee]

Front pocket. Front pocket, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is there a name for this pocket?

[Bobby Lee]

I call it Andreas.

[Andrew Santino]

Titty pocket.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Because you always the didgeridoo or whatever. What is the clothes you Wear the Disney do.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a kangaroo pocket.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little, single, large pitch pocket. Kangaroo pocket.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a pocket.

[Andrew Santino]

So whatever. He pulls out a. A needle, a pin that you would put in the end of a. Like a pump. And he's got it on hand.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

And he. In front of you staring at me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No can do. Can't have.

[Jake]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, what? It's air.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he put it back in your bag?

[Andrew Santino]

And then he goes, okay, go.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know they gave it back, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know why they took the air out? No, no, no, no. They smuggle drugs through that.

[Carlos Herrera]

Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but it went through the thing. There was nothing inside but air.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he didn't know that until he.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but they went through the X ray machine, and then he did it afterwards. They stopped me because maybe the X

[Bobby Lee]

ray machine can't go through that thick

[Andrew Santino]

level, then get a new one.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know much about see through that.

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

It was wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then. And then they pulled out the can't fly with fully inflated. The drop in air pressure.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Carlos Herrera]

It can cause the air inside to expand and make the ball pop.

[Jake]

It's not heat.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just air. It's not helium.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, It's. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Should have popped.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. He saved your life then. Yeah, he saved. Yeah, you saved your life.

[Andrew Santino]

No, but then they pulled out that. My hat. I had my. Theragun with me. Yeah, the massage.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that one. I've used yours.

[Andrew Santino]

And he goes, what? What?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

And I was like, oh, massage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Mass.

[Andrew Santino]

And the guy with me is like, what's going on? I'm like. And he shows the woman in charge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And she's like, what? Follow? I'm like, massage. Massage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then I go, massage gun. And my guy goes, not a gun. And I go, not a. I mean, a massage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And he was like, massage. And then I turn it on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Just so he can see because it looks a little spacey.

[Bobby Lee]

It looks a little like you have a laser.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks a little project hail Mary.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, that's what it looks like.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks weird.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I use the other one. The. The. On the go one. See that one? The. The triangle. That one. Look, you know that one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I turn it on to show him, and I literally am like, giving myself a massage.

[Bobby Lee]

So funny.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And he put it back. Oh, no, he didn't put it back. He threw it down on the table. Yeah. And then made me repack my bag right there. But outside of that, Mexico was amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet.

[Andrew Santino]

Loved it.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Max.

[Bobby Lee]

Mexico's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's move there. No, I did have a fun time down there. My buddy got stung by a stingray. It was kind of crazy. We're walking out. We're walking out.

[Bobby Lee]

So Steve Roland died.

[Andrew Santino]

They were walking out. And he goes, what the. And the. And it's not deep. It's only like two feet right there. And I was like, what? Yeah, you step on a shell. And he goes, no, look. And he lifts up his foot, and it's. It's bleeding pretty good out of his foot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You don't know. They hang out there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you shuffle your feet. You're not supposed to stomp if you shuffle in the sand. That's what the locals say.

[Carlos Herrera]

Like in Dune.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, But I have my stingray flippers. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

You stole my. Those are mine.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are yours? Yeah. I bought two stingray flippers, and they're just, like, hanging. You put them in the water, they're like, what's up? You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of cool, though. I was like, how's your foot feeling? I've ever said you got to swing the bat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Sometimes you miss swing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You agreed I liked it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Can I just say one thing also? And. And this is the dumbest thing. And I never knew this. So there's this new restaurant. It's delicious. I forgot what it was called.

[Andrew Santino]

But not good, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it was really good. And so my manager was like, you got to get the lamb neck.

[Andrew Santino]

Lamb neck?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the neck of a lamb. To make it clearer. Yeah. And, I mean, I'm there with the girl that I'm seeing, and we're eating delicious. And then finally, the neck comes. The neck of a lamb.

[Andrew Santino]

Delicacy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a delicacy. And I go, do they kill baby lambs? And she goes, what do you mean? And I go, well, lambs, you know, have babies, right? Oh, yeah. And she's like, no, the lamb is the baby, and the sheep is the mom. Mom. I thought lamb was a different species. Just a different species. Woolier, if I may say. Yeah. So I didn't eat it. Once I got that information, I was like, I'm not eating baby any.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you ever had veal?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I've heard about that.

[Andrew Santino]

Feels baby cow.

[Bobby Lee]

I know that's Why I won't eat it.

[Andrew Santino]

You've read baby duck.

[Bobby Lee]

I won't eat duck in general because they're too cute.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you guys love duck?

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean, you guys?

[Andrew Santino]

You people.

[Bobby Lee]

You people. In what way?

[Andrew Santino]

Orange does.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. Oh, you mean Asians. Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

Aren't you guys, like, the. Isn't that duck?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm not a.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, there's a highly popular staple in Asian cultures.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I don't like it. It's too greasy.

[Andrew Santino]

And it's very fatty and.

[Bobby Lee]

Fatty greasy.

[Andrew Santino]

Why is it. Because it's very lean, isn't it?

[Jake]

It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Why does it get so greasy? I wonder.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but I won't eat lamb again.

[Andrew Santino]

Or. What about sheep? Will you eat sheep? Or just them?

[Bobby Lee]

But I. Then I asked. I Googled that. I've never. That.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Ask Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Please. That guy held it. Held it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like dunk, and I don't like anything gamey.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Gaming meat is not my favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

Like deer or I don't like bear. Stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. But I like just kind of regular meat. But then it's like, now it's getting even harder to eat regular meat, to be honest with you.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

My algorithm.

[Andrew Santino]

I did see. I did see a pig in a machine where they're like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How they kill it and, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The sound was kind of sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But the pain.

[Carlos Herrera]

You also ordered boar Friday night.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, that's wild boar.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true. That's.

[Carlos Herrera]

You made me eat it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not true. That's not even true. That's not even true. That's not even true. I'll tell you what it is, okay? It had a variety of different meats inside the sausage.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And wild boar happened to be a little bit of.

[Andrew Santino]

To wild boar Ragu. Was it a wild boy Ragu?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. We had Italian sausages with peppers.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

As an appetizer.

[Andrew Santino]

Delicious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And the sausages had a little bit of wild boar, but it had a couple of other animals in it as well.

[Carlos Herrera]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you can read it on the menu. You're right. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Was this tough for you guys, this little trip? Sounds like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, a little bit. I mean, his.

[Carlos Herrera]

That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

We were. I know, but his tone is like. Like, for instance, on. Like, looking him on stage.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Carlos Herrera]

When you needed the lights on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And it takes three minutes to turn the lights on.

[Carlos Herrera]

Well, I'm not like the lighting guys, so, like, that was hard.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he's like, you can't jump off the stage.

[Carlos Herrera]

It's like, what, because it was four feet high.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm four, five, four. Okay. So it's like the measurement. I was worried if I was 4 foot tall, that'd be a difficult thing.

[Andrew Santino]

That'd be perfect, actually.

[Carlos Herrera]

I was literally just worried about you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

Spraining your ankle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, that was about care.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, of course.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, well, then why don't you put something underneath to catch his fall?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Something soft and squishy if he fell.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

You fell on, like, a fat guy, I think, didn't you?

[Andrew Santino]

Did you jump on a fat guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he's there for.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's what he's there for. I just skinny, like a Karen Carpenter kind of a person. I would never fall on.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't want skinny people in the front row. You want a big person in case you chunko. In case you crowd surf.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a crowd, sir. But anyway, so that was a problem, and it's just your tone in general.

[Carlos Herrera]

We had a good weekend, Bob.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was great. I'm doing three more this weekend.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, we are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So is the power going to his head? What's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

He's. He has this thing where it's like. Because we've known each other for so long that he. He says this out loud and to the openers. Like, I can talk to him this way because we have history and I never said. Yeah, you do. You said that we've known each other for so long that we have such a different relationship that you can talk to me in a very kind of aggressive, you know, I mean. But I didn't say.

[Andrew Santino]

Tells me that, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Ultra pouches. You know, I. You know, these. These nicotine pouches.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a lot of them.

[Bobby Lee]

Your neck hurts because, you know, you don't. Sometimes you feel like you're getting more nicotine than what it actually says. And my body stiffens up and I think my blood pressure goes through the roof and. Wow. I want an alternative.

[Andrew Santino]

You want an alternative. And that's the Ultra Pouch.

[Bobby Lee]

Ultra Pouch because.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

It has good things in it, like efinity.

[Andrew Santino]

Efinity px, a cleaner, smoother energy boost than caffeine. It's got L theanine, an amino acid promoting calm energy and attentiveness. Alpha gpc. And also the vitamins. You know what it's got in there?

[Bobby Lee]

B6 and B12.

[Andrew Santino]

B6 and B12 for balance. Energy move. A lot of people have taken those vitamins before. They're fantastic. These are great, man. Truly clean plant powered pouches designed to sharpen your mind and lift your energy. All without caffeine, no nicotine, no crash. So it's got of that in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

And you know, you might want a couple cup of coffee in the morning. Why not pop in Ultra pouch and feel something else instead of chugging a ton of caffeine spikes and nicotine spikes and then crashes in the afternoon.

[Bobby Lee]

Another thing that nic nicotine does is disrupts hormone balance potentially leading to lower testosterone.

[Andrew Santino]

It can drop your tea, my friend. So if you want, you know, calm, steady flow, state focus, 90% of people who have taken them have found just that. Ultra.

[Bobby Lee]

The flavor is great. Cool mint, wintergreen, tropical watermelon.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

It does.

[Bobby Lee]

It really does.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Glorious. What's it called?

[Andrew Santino]

It was. Well, it's a. It. So I didn't even. That's how dumb I was. There was a. It's the Ritz Carlton Reserve. Like, I don't even know what that is. Los. I'm sending you this photo. Look at this thing. This. That's exactly right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, look at that thing.

[Andrew Santino]

So, Ari, go to the photo that I just sent you. This was off the back of my room. You can walk out every single night. I went naked into the plunge pool. Yeah, that's off the patio of my room every night, butt naked.

[Bobby Lee]

Who are you golfing with?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Taylor was there. Golfing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Who? No, not Taylor, but what else names are you golfing with?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I mean, nobody. I mean, there's. What do you mean? There's no celebrity, just guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but what guys? What guys?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, like guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so no celebrities?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, these are just like guys at the golf.

[Bobby Lee]

Just regular guys. Well, just Regular guys at the golf course.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you guys could stay out of the hole.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regular guy just staying at the Ritz on the ocean.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're only staying there till their houses get built. Oh, I also learned that Puerto Vallarta, which we were north of, but I learned that that's, like, the West Hollywood of the Mexican coast.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like gay. Huge gay. It's like. It's like downtown.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos, write that down.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Ace, we need to go back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, get Carlos there.

[Andrew Santino]

It was. It was. You know, I guess it's as big. I was talking to a guy down there, one of the guys that worked at the resort, who he was awesome, but he was like, oh, yeah, that's where. Because I was like, hey, you're living and staying here. What do you do as a American gay male? He's like, downtown. Puerto Vallarta is West Hollywood. I was like, wow. Really? He's like, oh, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

The gay scene there is incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

That was my buddy on the left.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being real?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

But apparently the scene is massive.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a cool scene, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

So I left couple parties early to go check it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's probably a gay area everywhere.

[Andrew Santino]

Nope. Not in Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

There. No. There's a gay area in Russia.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no. There's nothing about Russia. They leave. If they're gay, they'll kill you.

[Bobby Lee]

Not in Iran.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a gay area. No. Oh.

[Carlos Herrera]

These are all the places without gay neighborhoods.

[Andrew Santino]

Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria. Yeah. It's illegal in these places.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, in Nigeria, they'll kill you. It's against the law.

[Andrew Santino]

Almost all these places. It's illegal.

[Bobby Lee]

It's against the law.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't be gay in public.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is there a mystery, though, if you're a gay? In Iran, for instance. Right. Let me just.

[Andrew Santino]

There are no. There's no gay neighborhoods.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me just. Because there are gay people.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, even though there's no gay area, there's gay people.

[Andrew Santino]

They get converted there.

[Bobby Lee]

And it works in there in those countries. Oh, they. What do you mean? You mean. Because they know they're going to die, so that. That's what.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Do I think there's a gay neighborhood everywhere?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But a lot of it has to be quiet, so. Right. It said St. Petersburg has a quiet scene, but I'm sure they can't be loud about it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like, I'm a gay. Yeah. Or like behind a tree.

[Andrew Santino]

That's like the Park. But that's where the park started.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. There's got to be, like, inner workings of where they meet.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, they probably meet up in. In like, in like speakeasies. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Like a speakeasy. Like an old gay speakeasy.

[Andrew Santino]

There you go. Tverska street and nondescript industrial area. See, they got to hide away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Monkeys Club.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we've been there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There were only two monkeys when we went, though.

[Andrew Santino]

And look what it says. Various popup parties. So they. They got to come and go because, hey, I love pause.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's probably an excitement about it, right?

[Andrew Santino]

It makes it sexy again, don't you think? I know what you're saying. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's kind of like when illegal, where it's like. It's like there's a danger aspect to it. Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

It's like you knock on a door, like a guy, you need a password or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know nothing about this, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, so. All right, so. I didn't know. I learned something new.

[Andrew Santino]

I just.

[Bobby Lee]

Not every country has a gay area.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure every country has gay people. They. But some of them have to be secret.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

[Jake]

Over here. You want to see me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Because I remember, like, when I was growing up, I guess, in Korea back in the day, because my parents would tell me it was illegal. No. Gay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Not one gay there. You know what I mean? And now there are gays. Yeah. You know, I mean, so it's like, what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

They were always there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Or maybe this one day was, you know, I mean, the gay Korean Jesus was born and it converted.

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

Gay Korean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it was. There was a conversion of some sort.

[Andrew Santino]

Homo Hill.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what it's called?

[Andrew Santino]

No, go back to the.

[Bobby Lee]

In Korea.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait. Itaewon. Specifically, the area known as Homo Hill.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called Homo Hill. Wow. Really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Homo Hill sounds rad.

[Bobby Lee]

It. Rad. I would go to Homo Hill.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway. I love Mexico, though. I really do. And you know why? The food. Phenomenal. The people, the most fun. The most fun. I bet you can just goof with them. They don't. They don't take it so serious. It's like an escape.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

If I felt like it was on a little baby escape. And the seafood. Holy shit.

[Carlos Herrera]

My procedure's next.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Let's announce to the world this is going to be tracked and studied. Studied.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So Carlos is going into Bosley. They're going to give him a Full hair restoration.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now, did they say how many times they got to do it and all that stuff?

[Carlos Herrera]

We're going to do it once this year, and then potentially in a year, they're going to retouch.

[Andrew Santino]

How long is it going to take?

[Carlos Herrera]

Probably eight months or so.

[Andrew Santino]

Eight months of surgery?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, the surgery.

[Andrew Santino]

You're going to be under for eight months, huh?

[Carlos Herrera]

No. McConnell will be there filming all 12 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, let me ask you something. Because you're so bald, is that why you have to go twice? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

It's an extreme operation.

[Andrew Santino]

It's real.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so extreme.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a heavy L, Cliff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gonna look like Toy Story 5. You saw Booty. Oh, did that come out right? No, but Woody's bald.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah. This is. So I'll have a bald spot in the back.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Was Tom Hanks pissed about this? No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that funny that they did that? Why do they make him bald and. Because he's getting older.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

But he's a toy.

[Carlos Herrera]

It's like, I'm going into surgery to look like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos, when you took your hat off in front of them, did they go, oh, no, I.

[Carlos Herrera]

They were professionals about it. It wasn't like.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I would have. I would have been. Well, oh, that's a lot of work.

[Andrew Santino]

Take your hat off. I'm the doctor. Yeah, take your hat off. I'll be the doctor seeing him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. So we think we're going to be able to do a really good job, don't you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I think so, Dr. Smith Moore.

[Jake]

Well.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Dr. Wagami, I think.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That we are going to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Well. We're the best in Beverly Hills by far. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let's see what we've got.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see what your client. Yeah, Carlos. There you go. Darn it.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll be able to fix that. Yeah, probably.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta come in 20 times in three years. I mean, that's a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. And then I think they're gonna be able to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

They take the hair from. Where to put it there?

[Andrew Santino]

Your ass. Oh, I thought it was your ass.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, it's called an fue.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It's your back of your head.

[Bobby Lee]

If you want it curly. Why can't you use your pubic region?

[Andrew Santino]

You could.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I would do that in the front pubic. What do you think?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You actually gap.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Follicular unit extraction. Fue.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah. That's gonna be.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Are you excited?

[Carlos Herrera]

Well, everyone already knows I look like this. But it'll be nice to like not wear a hat everywhere. It can be a thing with like dating or something. It can be like embarrassing.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah. Why don't you do the Bruce Willis? Just shave it all off?

[Carlos Herrera]

No, I'm gonna do the younger Bruce Willis and get this surgery.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, but why didn't you do that before though, to just be bald?

[Carlos Herrera]

I did for like eight years and I just didn't feel like me. Oh, like shaved head. Felt like.

[Bobby Lee]

You have an egg shaped head.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, I have a nice shaped head.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah, it's not egg.

[Carlos Herrera]

I mean, it's like, you know, it's like the moon or something.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not this way. It's this way. It's longer. Well, whatever our head is, the moon is circular. See that photo right there?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, I see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's the moon.

[Carlos Herrera]

I think I have a nice head,

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew. Yeah, you think he has a nice head?

[Andrew Santino]

It looks like. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, if he shaved his sides and stuff. You think. You don't think it's like kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we're gonna see. He has to shave the sides.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

It's gonna look crazy next week when I do.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's extra, but. But that's my bad.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, it's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

What kind of egg?

[Bobby Lee]

Ostrich.

[Andrew Santino]

Ostrich?

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, yeah, that's the comedy one.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that the comedy one? See already, dude, this is what I'm getting on the road, by the way. A little taste I'm gonna get.

[Carlos Herrera]

I. I do think I'll be a little more confident.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Carlos Herrera]

Just a little bit.

[Andrew Santino]

You're quite confident? Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

He says stuff like, oh, that joke didn't land or like for a dinner and stuff like that. You know what I mean?

[Carlos Herrera]

Crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

You really put him down, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He'll go, hahaha.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He'll do a Rogan. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Your shows are in the middle of

[Carlos Herrera]

the playoffs, so it's like I have other things to do too.

[Andrew Santino]

Basketball.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, basketball.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. Rogan does that laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't like it or he'll go haha.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, oh yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Twice. He's on it.

[Andrew Santino]

Ouch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it wasn't funny.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but haha, it's like.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but if I said something that wasn't funny, what would your response be?

[Andrew Santino]

You do that all the time here.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know I do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but we have fun with it.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to laugh through it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Say something.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. That's why the egg roll. Reach for the sky. That you would do.

[Andrew Santino]

It's fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You give you a little taste.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you do something. I'm gonna see if I can organically respond.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, and when she jumped, she didn't die. She bounced off the earth,

[Bobby Lee]

right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I bought it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, the crowd would buy it. All right, now try. This is the Rogan way. Do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's why leprosy is a condom.

[Andrew Santino]

It hurts.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that hurts. It hurts.

[Andrew Santino]

It'll hit you. Yeah, you're like, man. Sorry. Well, that's why cheesecake tastes better on the moon.

[Bobby Lee]

Haha.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow. Ow.

[Bobby Lee]

Ow.

[Andrew Santino]

That hurts.

[Bobby Lee]

That hurts, right?

[Andrew Santino]

It's like a. Yeah, you suck. It says you suck. Haha. You suck.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you suck. Or you just edit it out.

[Andrew Santino]

Like.

[Bobby Lee]

Like when I have guests on the other thing that I do, sometimes they'll say something that's not funny, but I'll laugh because it's just. I don't want them to feel bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you polite? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

I do it on the show every day.

[Bobby Lee]

So you think that half of the things I say isn't. It's not funny.

[Andrew Santino]

More than half.

[Bobby Lee]

So most of the things I say aren't funny.

[Andrew Santino]

85.

[Bobby Lee]

85.

[Andrew Santino]

15. Really? No, you're so. You're the funniest person I.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so then it's like I

[Andrew Santino]

laugh at you because we're having the most fun I've ever.

[Bobby Lee]

But as a guest, though, do you. You do pretend.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, oh, with guests? No. Well, you just. You give them some space with it. Like, you, like, you go. You go. Oh, yeah. Like, you just feed into it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Until they hit the note. Hey, come sit down. Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Shut the up.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Justin Bieber, everybody. Justin Bieber. We got him.

[Andrew Santino]

So Bieber, you're. You're a. You're a Bieber fanatic.

[Jake]

Yeah, I love Bieber. You like Bieber?

[Bobby Lee]

Love, love, love, love. It's like beyond love. Like how I have. With the Lord.

[Jake]

With the Lord?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You religious?

[Andrew Santino]

He's a huge Lordy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Lord. I'm a Lordy.

[Jake]

I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Big Lord guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I also believe in Satan, so it's like a conflict.

[Jake]

Well, I feel like you can't.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm conflicted. You know what I mean?

[Jake]

Don't you have to believe in both?

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. That is true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That you do.

[Andrew Santino]

You actually do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You do have to believe in both. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we. I like. I I think he's a talented, talented kid, but I, I, I don't think I'm jam into the music, but I do.

[Jake]

What do you listen to?

[Bobby Lee]

The Clash.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, have you heard of them?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

They're great.

[Bobby Lee]

They're great. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do I like right now? You know who I just started list turnstile. I found this girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

Turnstile is great. Apparently.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they are good. Yeah.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I found this girl. I love her voice. Isabella K. Her name is Freya Ridings.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love her. Freya is great. Great. It's silky voice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she's beautiful.

[Jake]

You guys listen to the same type of music?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we're old world.

[Jake]

How old are you?

[Bobby Lee]

Old. Well, guess. This is fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it?

[Jake]

Guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

42.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Jake]

Older.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You're lying.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not lying. Google it.

[Jake]

48.

[Bobby Lee]

Older.

[Jake]

50.

[Bobby Lee]

Older.

[Jake]

54.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Jake]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

I am.

[Jake]

What's that like?

[Bobby Lee]

Everything creaks.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. See, this hurts. See this right here?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This hurts real bad.

[Jake]

I can. Well, my neck hurts too these days.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

How old are you?

[Jake]

Guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, fine.

[Andrew Santino]

27.

[Jake]

Oh, 26. How old are you?

[Andrew Santino]

Guess. Yes. Here we go.

[Jake]

46.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

Up 42.

[Jake]

You get Botox?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Look at my face.

[Jake]

Yeah, looks like you have Botox.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean I need Botox now?

[Jake]

It looks like you have a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

It looks like he got attacked by a bear. Yeah. In like the Revenant.

[Andrew Santino]

Like it looks like I got. I've been up in the woods.

[Jake]

Did we all win for the Revenant?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, he did. Great movie, right?

[Jake]

I never, I never saw it. I just remembered the Oscars campaign. He never won.

[Bobby Lee]

Why didn't you see it?

[Jake]

It wasn't like my type of movie.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't like bears?

[Jake]

No, I don't love bears.

[Bobby Lee]

Muskets. How about muskets?

[Jake]

What's a musket?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a type of gun. Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't like bears. Do you like cubs?

[Jake]

Cubs sound cuter.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you an animal person?

[Jake]

Yeah, I like dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, good.

[Jake]

Yeah, I think I'm like, getting there with cats.

[Bobby Lee]

Cats.

[Jake]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't need to.

[Jake]

I know I don't need to.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I literally have a kitten right now in my house.

[Jake]

I told you I wasn't there with cats yet.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he didn't. He just told you he wasn't there.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'm just trying to find a home for this kitten. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like this small. It's so cute.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I'm a dog. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You have a dog?

[Jake]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Jake]

No, I have nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

You have nothing.

[Jake]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a building that you live in, though.

[Jake]

I have a home. I have a home. I need to take off my hoodie. It's hot in here.

[Andrew Santino]

This is why. This is why we do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There we go.

[Bobby Lee]

There we go.

[Jake]

Stop it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How tall are you?

[Jake]

Guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Five, two, three.

[Jake]

Five, three, five, two. You.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm five four. I'm taller than you are.

[Jake]

Five, three, stand up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Go back to Go butt to butt. Butt to butt. That's the only way to really know. Barely. Take off your hat. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, Bobby, if you're 5 4, then Jake, you're 5 2. It's 2 inches of difference for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't do it here. Don't do it here.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do it here.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah, I will.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're fine. You're five' three. Yeah, I'm five' seven. Then.

[Jake]

Yeah. You're like.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you, five' nine, six, one.

[Jake]

Stand up.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay.

[Jake]

I take. Okay, you're fine. You sit small.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. You do sit small.

[Jake]

Well, I'm sit small.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm sitting at a desk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

People say that. They go, oh, you. I thought you were shorter. But I'm sitting down on camera.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what's interesting about this? Can I just say something about torso and legs? Maybe you could back me up on it.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So the girl that I'm seeing right

[Andrew Santino]

now is 5:9 and her legs are 5ft.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is, is that Even though I'm 5 4, it works because the fact that, like, she has a smaller torso.

[Jake]

Wait, I'm sorry, I didn't listen.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Alright, so what I'm saying is that I'm 5 4, she's 5 9.

[Jake]

But it works because she has a smaller torso.

[Bobby Lee]

Her torso's smaller so her legs are longer. So it works when you're having, you know, you're making out and stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't understand that. That doesn't really matter.

[Jake]

That doesn't really make sense. She's still taller than. You know.

[Bobby Lee]

I understand that, but you would think that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you wouldn't think. Because your penis isn't at your feet. You don't be. You're not standing up, kissing and you're laying down so you're slid up so your little feet are at her knees.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm not like going, look at me. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

You, yeah, you kind of are.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't. Look at my little feet by her knees going, look at, look at my little.

[Andrew Santino]

She sees them and she stays.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she does.

[Jake]

Yeah, she stays.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, she stays. Are you single?

[Jake]

I am, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you looking for?

[Jake]

I don't know. I always said I wanted a boyfriend, but I don't. I think I'm too selfish at the moment.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gay?

[Jake]

A little 100, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you ever heard of Homo Hill?

[Jake]

No, what's that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's the gay neighborhood. We just looked it up.

[Jake]

Homo Hill.

[Andrew Santino]

Homo Hill is the gay neighborhood in Russia. Russia.

[Bobby Lee]

Korea. Korea.

[Jake]

Oh, I want to go to Seoul so badly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go to Homo Hill.

[Jake]

You know, my best friend's in Seoul right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Homo Hill is supposed to be.

[Bobby Lee]

They will love you.

[Andrew Santino]

I this got brought up because I said I was just in Mexico and a friend of mine said Puerto Vallarta is like the West Hollywood of.

[Jake]

Oh my God, you bet.

[Bobby Lee]

You've been.

[Jake]

I've heard everyone's.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so it is true.

[Jake]

Yeah, it's true. Everyone goes to pv. And like that's what I've heard.

[Andrew Santino]

Cuz a buddy of mine, I said, well, where do you go out? Like where are you going to? Where are you meeting people?

[Jake]

Because it was on the beach.

[Andrew Santino]

And he go, no, no, I meant we were far away from pv. And I said, said, where do you go out to meet dudes then? And he goes, oh dude, you go down to pv. This is heaven on earth.

[Jake]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Why have you been?

[Jake]

Why have I not been?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

I don't know if that's my type of gay Scene.

[Bobby Lee]

What is your type?

[Andrew Santino]

What's your scene?

[Jake]

My scene?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I don't know if I found that yet.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Really. Do you?

[Andrew Santino]

What? What? What's a night out for you on a Saturday night?

[Jake]

Oh, a night out. Okay, am I in New York or la?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you live here now, right?

[Jake]

Well, I live in both, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, what do you do on a Saturday night in la?

[Jake]

In la. I'll go to dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

What time is it? I have to know the.

[Andrew Santino]

Specifically.

[Jake]

You know what? I actually don't love to. Well, no, I'll do like an 8pm dinner.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm your roommate.

[Jake]

You're my roommate?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So what are you gonna do tonight?

[Jake]

I think I have dinner with some friends at 8.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you gonna go? I don't know.

[Jake]

We don't really know yet. Maybe like. Well, we can't decide if we want to get dinner at Living Room and then continue going.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Living Room.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, it's fun. Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

[Jake]

Especially when it's warm, the asparagus there.

[Andrew Santino]

This is offending me for some reason. I'm not even getting. Getting annoyed.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you met my friend Raul? No.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

He's from Spain.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm from Spain.

[Jake]

Oh, you are?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jake]

Oh, we're in Spain.

[Andrew Santino]

None of your business.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you, the police?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Barcelona.

[Andrew Santino]

Barcelona.

[Jake]

Oh, I love Barcelona. I went there with my mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, really? Where do you stay?

[Jake]

Where did I stay? You know, I don't remember, but I remember. I remember loving it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he loves it there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's from there as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Jake]

Yeah, mention that part.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Anyway, Raul's from out of town. He's from Spain. Yes. And Jake's going to the. The Living Room. Remember I told you about the.

[Jake]

We love it. Yeah. It's fun there. It's fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Dinner and then.

[Andrew Santino]

Then what? After. We do for after.

[Bobby Lee]

After.

[Jake]

After. Well, I'll probably go to bed at like 2. If I'm in LA. I'll go to. Probably go to bed at like 2.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, that's when.

[Jake]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, with Papa.

[Jake]

I don't like an after. I don't like an after after party.

[Bobby Lee]

I.

[Jake]

Nothing good happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we're bringing it back to the apartment, so bad, bad luck for you.

[Jake]

I know you don't want to come over. You know, maybe not tonight.

[Andrew Santino]

We're going to do poppers.

[Jake]

Oh, I do. I love poppers. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos is excited. Carlos loves poppers. Louisiana Is tame. New York. Is this where you go?

[Jake]

Yes. I. New York. I. I, like, can't, like, I. When I really commit to a night in New York, I'll. It'll ruin me for weeks.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, tell me, why are you a big drinker?

[Jake]

Big drinker.

[Andrew Santino]

No drugs, though. No. Yes.

[Jake]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we're lie detector tests. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we can smell it.

[Bobby Lee]

We could smell it. Yeah, the way you just said that. What kind of drugs do you do?

[Jake]

Nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

Move on. Okay. Oh, so I'll just tell you the drugs I've done.

[Jake]

Okay, go.

[Bobby Lee]

Meth.

[Jake]

No, you haven't.

[Bobby Lee]

100. Have I not done meth?

[Andrew Santino]

He's a recovered addict.

[Jake]

I thought you set me up for that one. Are you really a recovered addict?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No. No. All. I'm a garbage hat.

[Jake]

What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

A garbage hitter. I'll just do anything.

[Andrew Santino]

He would take anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

Are you lying?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Why would I lie?

[Jake]

I don't know. I don't know. He just pretended to be Raul.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that say?

[Andrew Santino]

This is Bobby Lee kicking the habit.

[Jake]

Not good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four years.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this was to 2022. I relapsed and then we had a relapse. So this is kind of null and void.

[Bobby Lee]

But yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm glad we made a trophy out of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we got a trophy out of it.

[Jake]

Wow. It's actually really refreshing the way.

[Bobby Lee]

So I've done. So I've done meth. I've done crack. Crack?

[Jake]

What's crack like?

[Bobby Lee]

It just feels euphoric and very good. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

One time. You love the way crack smells.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. I like the way it smells.

[Jake]

What does it smell like?

[Bobby Lee]

Like poo. What kind of crack are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Crack. You said you like crack the way.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the drug.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's done crack. Meth. Never.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you're talking about the never done.

[Jake]

Never. Heroin?

[Andrew Santino]

No. Heroin.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Heroin. No.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

That's a hard one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's a hard one. Yeah. I've done molly.

[Jake]

Well, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, of course. I've done weed, acid, mushroom.

[Jake]

I mean, acid scares me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now what have you done? Let's move on. Let's move on. Okay, but you. Can we do this, though? You have done other things other than alcohol?

[Jake]

Yeah, of course. Okay, well, then let's just move on.

[Bobby Lee]

Six.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He's 26.

[Bobby Lee]

He's 26. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A young man. Where are you from? You're born in New York?

[Jake]

Yeah. Well, born in la, raised in New York.

[Bobby Lee]

York.

[Jake]

Where are you guys from?

[Andrew Santino]

Chicago.

[Bobby Lee]

San Diego.

[Jake]

Okay. My brother's getting married in San Diego.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's a beautiful city.

[Jake]

It's gorgeous.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the best. It's gorge.

[Jake]

Gorge.

[Andrew Santino]

Born in la. You were born. You're an LA high school kid?

[Jake]

No, I was born in la. I moved to New York when I was two.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, so you New York?

[Jake]

I'm a New York kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're a New York kid? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you a Manhattan kid?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

He's born and he was raised in the city.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I, I.

[Jake]

It wasn't as exciting as you would think.

[Bobby Lee]

I dislike New York so much, I don't even know the boroughs.

[Jake]

It's Brooklyn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't even want to know the. Don't even tell me.

[Andrew Santino]

Let him guess.

[Jake]

Okay, guess. There's five, right? There's five. Am I.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you doing this? You don't think I can do it?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Go, Queens.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Brooklyn.

[Jake]

I just said that doesn't count.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but there's five, so that's one of the five.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no D on the end.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Brooklyn.

[Bobby Lee]

Manhattan.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, give me the. No.

[Jake]

You're kidding, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I swear to God. Give me one letter from the B. The Burrows. What? Bronx.

[Jake]

The Bronx.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And give me the last letter.

[Andrew Santino]

H. Harlem. Yeah, There you go.

[Jake]

I'm so sorry. Are you? Are you? Well, Harlem is not a borough.

[Andrew Santino]

Harlem.

[Jake]

It's a neighborhood that Harlem's in.

[Andrew Santino]

Manhattan. Staten Island.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a borough.

[Jake]

That's that one, I think.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, then don't say it like, you know. It is like that. Yeah. It is like that. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Brooklyn. Manhattan. Queenstead on the Bronx.

[Bobby Lee]

When I saw Gangs in New York, I had no idea what was going on.

[Jake]

Oh, I want to hear that movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's so good.

[Jake]

Yeah. Is that about the Five Corners?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You never seen that movie? No.

[Bobby Lee]

God, I feel like you've never seen any movie.

[Jake]

Name a movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, we're gonna One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest?

[Jake]

Never.

[Bobby Lee]

Forrest Gump, of course. Why of course?

[Jake]

Because I feel like everyone.

[Bobby Lee]

Shawshank Redemption.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Top Gun. The original. No. Oh, Top Gun, the new one.

[Jake]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Goodfellas.

[Jake]

Yes. I love Goodfellas.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do?

[Jake]

I watched it when I had Covid. I was in It's a good covert movie. I was in my, like. I was in my, like, mob era. I was, like, obsessed with mobs.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so Godfather you've seen.

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't really. I can't why? It's just like really like. I don't. I don't understand.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Jake]

I could. I didn't know what was going on, and then I started Part two and I fell asleep.

[Andrew Santino]

Casino.

[Jake]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Which mob movies did you. Yeah. Casino is one of the best mob movies of all time.

[Jake]

Just good violence.

[Bobby Lee]

I think if you.

[Jake]

That's the.

[Bobby Lee]

That's pretty much.

[Jake]

I loved. I loved Goodfellas. I thought I. I thought it was very. I thought it was very well done.

[Bobby Lee]

It is well done.

[Andrew Santino]

It's one of his best movies, it turns out. It. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Everybody agree?

[Andrew Santino]

That's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go. More Evergreen Braveheart. We said you never saw that. E.T.

[Jake]

yeah, I've seen E.T.

[Bobby Lee]

yeah. What is it about?

[Jake]

It's about an alien that like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Hangs out with all the kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. How about. Did you see the new movie project Hail Mary that we.

[Jake]

I did. I did see that.

[Bobby Lee]

And what'd you think of it?

[Jake]

I cried.

[Bobby Lee]

How many times?

[Jake]

Like twice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right there. Three times each year. See that guy in the middle? He didn't cry one time.

[Jake]

What? Once he didn't cry at all. When's your birthday?

[Bobby Lee]

June.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you.

[Jake]

Gemini?

[Bobby Lee]

Gemini. Don't cry. Dissect you evil.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, yes, yes, Jake, dissect him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think about these Geminis? What is.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me about them.

[Jake]

I. I'm in Gemini rising and a Gemini moon. So I know a lot about Geminis.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

They're very two sided.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

Two sides to them.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

But yeah. Yeah, two sided.

[Bobby Lee]

Two sided.

[Jake]

So like, you're. You can lie.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's a liar.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's so. He's a piece of. He's a piece of.

[Jake]

I don't know if you're a piece of, but you definitely go to bed at night and you look at the. You look at the ceiling and you just don't know who you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, confused about who you are.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, do all of us. Great. I'm a Libra.

[Jake]

Oh, you just want the peace.

[Andrew Santino]

I want the piece.

[Bobby Lee]

He's man of war.

[Jake]

Well, then I need.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

What are. What's your side?

[Bobby Lee]

Mine?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Virgo.

[Jake]

Oh, so you.

[Andrew Santino]

You're panda?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, not panda.

[Andrew Santino]

What the panda?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, not panda.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not your sign.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. That's not my sign.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Koi coy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

You're. You're. You like control and I tell you, but cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that, right? You.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Like control.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm Dr. Control. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You went to med school.

[Jake]

You went to med school?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. With Trump.

[Jake]

No. You did.

[Bobby Lee]

We're both doctors. No, you saw the photo, dude. Okay, we're both doctors.

[Jake]

What is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

So you went to medical. Are you lying to me? You went to medical school. School with Trump. Trump.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

And you're also a recovering drug addict.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

That is true.

[Andrew Santino]

That part's very true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, like in the movie.

[Jake]

So the first part's fake?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Jake]

Oh, you good?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, what's fake?

[Jake]

The. Trump.

[Andrew Santino]

Med school with Trump?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I didn't go to med school. What?

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you think I'm Dr. Ken Jung?

[Jake]

No, I.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I was in the Hangover?

[Jake]

No, I did. No, I'm just.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're lower. This is a lower entertainment. You're on.

[Andrew Santino]

You're on the. You're on the base. Basement right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're in the basement.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so dissect the Spaniard right there. What? He's. What are you. You're a Arius. Aries.

[Jake]

You're nasty.

[Bobby Lee]

Nasty.

[Jake]

Yeah. Aries. Men are so rude.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are you most attracted to? What sign of man?

[Jake]

Louise, do you think I have a specific sign that I'm attracted to? Yeah. I love a Sag Or a Virgo. I love a Virgo.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Jake]

Yeah. You're welcome. Hi.

[Andrew Santino]

Sag.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jake]

Sagittarius.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that? What month is that?

[Jake]

It's late. Or it's November.

[Bobby Lee]

December in the Chinese thing. What year are you?

[Jake]

I think I'm year. The rabbit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I can tell.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do have rabbit energy.

[Bobby Lee]

You hop like a. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

What are you guys?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm pig.

[Jake]

You're pig?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What am I? I have no idea. You're my year. 83.

[Bobby Lee]

80. Let me guess. Let me guess. Snake.

[Jake]

I see that. What do you guys get?

[Bobby Lee]

We're both pigs, dude. Yes, you are. Yeah, dude. Oink, oink. Dude, wait.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so cool. I don't even know anything about that.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are the year of the pig, dude?

[Jake]

What does it mean? The pig is.

[Andrew Santino]

The pig is the last animal in the Chinese zodiac. People born in the year of the pig are innocent and enjoy happiness.

[Bobby Lee]

So innocent to me.

[Andrew Santino]

They're laid back, caring, considerate, kind. When makes them the best friends to have. Dude, we are the better.

[Bobby Lee]

We're both. Oh, my God.

[Jake]

I'm the rabbit. What?

[Bobby Lee]

The rabbit. What is rabbit? Let me see.

[Jake]

Wait. Put 1999, though, just to make sure I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

You were born in 99.

[Bobby Lee]

99. Here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

So were you.

[Bobby Lee]

What does a rabbit mean? Let me guess.

[Jake]

Gentle. This is not correct.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Gentle, quiet, elegant, alert, often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity. They're known for being compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable, though they can be conservative and overly cautious. Rabbits are highly social, artistic, and avoid conflict, making them loyal, albeit sometimes reserved, friends. They love poppers. Late at night in New York.

[Jake]

It says that.

[Andrew Santino]

How does it know that?

[Bobby Lee]

They lie. They say that they're 53.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it says.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Gentle and kind. Oh, I love that about me.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you think you're gentle and kind?

[Jake]

Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm definitely kind. I don't know if I'm, like, gentle. I feel like I'm pretty. Like I'm pretty abrasive.

[Bobby Lee]

If you picked up, like, a baby,

[Jake]

like, I would drop it. I can't. What?

[Andrew Santino]

You picked up.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but maybe he's.

[Jake]

No, I would. I've never dropped a baby. But, like, you see, I'm, like, hitting this mic back and forth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. But I feel like if you did pick up a baby, you'd be gentle about.

[Jake]

I mean, I'm very good with care kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

There we go. Yeah, I'm very good.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gentle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How long have you been with Louise?

[Jake]

Since the day I started.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Jake]

To work together.

[Andrew Santino]

We were co workers at where?

[Jake]

At a. Well, she worked at a management firm, and I. And the management firm had a joint venture with the record label I worked at. I was the assistant to this guy named Zach, and Zach is now my manager with Louise.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. What's the record label?

[Jake]

The record label is 10k projects. It's now Atlantic.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they swallowed it up.

[Jake]

Louise, what is it? It's still 10k, but Zach is now at Atlantic.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, so when did you know that you wanted to, you know, kind of escape that world, Become more of a personality, you know?

[Jake]

I never did. I never wanted to escape. I was very happy. I loved working for Zach. I loved going to work every day. I love music. I had so much fun. And then it kind of came randomly. Not randomly. Like, I was posting online, but I. I think I was posting with no end goal, really.

[Andrew Santino]

It was. It was. It wasn't like a. It wasn't premeditated. This kind of a felon.

[Jake]

It was. It wasn't. Yeah, it was like, if it happened, like, Zach always used to, like, make jokes about it. Like, if anything happens, I'll be your manager.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. And then you just have a natural gift.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or a personality. Oh, thank you, when you came in, it was like a. You know what I mean? Really? Yeah.

[Jake]

I'll take that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I mean, you have the rosiest cheeks I've ever seen.

[Jake]

It's a problem. It's a problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Is it a problem?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Jake]

I have moisturizer. It's. It's tinted green.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

So it, like, takes away the rosiness? Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Is it green, Louise, that the. That's the color? Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't understand the green, like. No, no. But why do you want it away?

[Jake]

Because it's so. It's. It's too rosy sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

There's some photos of me that are so ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No, I like the rose.

[Jake]

You like the rose?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it pops.

[Andrew Santino]

That's your new nickname is the little boy Rose?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Little boy Rose.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Does it get rosy in other parts of your body? All right, no, that's. I'm asking.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you.

[Jake]

What parts of my body, like, shoulders, do you get?

[Bobby Lee]

Ros.

[Jake]

No, it gets, like, it gets, like, red.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jake]

I think my body gets, like, red.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you don't tan?

[Jake]

No, I. I burn.

[Andrew Santino]

You have. Do you have rosy cheeks?

[Jake]

Yes, that's what I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

He's saying. You're tush. Your rosy cheeks.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Jake]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know?

[Jake]

Because I can see my own ass through a mirror sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

You never. You never go never like your own

[Bobby Lee]

ass if there was no mirror? I think that's an impossibility. Unless I go to a pond, right? And I. And I do one of those deals, but it's like, if there was no mirror, I would never see my ass. But, yes, I do have a mirror and I have seen my ass.

[Andrew Santino]

You take yourself down to ass pond over there. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, take it. Take yourself a good look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

But, yeah. Do you have a big butt?

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, do you like your butt?

[Jake]

I don't hate it.

[Bobby Lee]

I hate my butt.

[Jake]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

It's too flat, like my.

[Jake]

Like, you're what?

[Andrew Santino]

Face?

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Jake]

I actually do not think you have a flat face.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

He said it. I, I. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you said it.

[Andrew Santino]

You led me.

[Jake]

You did say it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he pushed me all the way there.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

What did you want me to do?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, say it. Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

You do not have a flat face.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Jake]

At all.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's a frat face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah,

[Andrew Santino]

yeah, no, he does.

[Bobby Lee]

But, but if I was on a coin, I was a president. Not good. Yeah, it would just be a Line.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it'll be easier.

[Jake]

I have easy worst. I have the worst side profile.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I see? Let me see. No, it's great. Presidential.

[Jake]

No, it's. It's very bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

And there's one side that makes me look like I need a nose job, and the other, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, what happened? Boxing?

[Jake]

No, I fell off a tree.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, close.

[Jake]

When I was a child.

[Andrew Santino]

What? You were climbing trees?

[Jake]

I was climbing a tree at a seafood restaurant in Massachusetts, and I fell off. You want to know something crazy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I bought a homeless guy Shake Shack yesterday, and as I was putting the food down, I looked at his foot, and it had a swastika on it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

You do it where you're homeless now.

[Jake]

I swear. I got in the car, I looked at my friend. I said, you'll never believe it. No, he was such a nice guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he draw it on there? Because I don't think he has that.

[Jake]

It was a tattoo. Because you're white.

[Carlos Herrera]

That's what it was. Nice.

[Jake]

But I'm Jewish.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, well, he can't tell.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yes, he can.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, he can.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, did you. What did you do then? You just.

[Jake]

I got in the car, I said, oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

You gave him the Shake Shack.

[Jake]

Yeah, he had a dog. The dog's obviously not a Nazi.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you don't know that.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

Was it a German shepherd?

[Bobby Lee]

You know what?

[Jake]

It could have.

[Bobby Lee]

Did it put its pop.

[Jake]

Have you guys just been podcasting all day?

[Andrew Santino]

We started at 4am Him?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You know, my friend Matt almost flew out for this. He loves you guys so much.

[Andrew Santino]

Matt who?

[Jake]

You don't know him.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, he's like. Oh, okay. I thought.

[Jake]

Actually, he's a tour manager. Matt McKinney.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

He should have come out.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Matt, we love you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

So how do you feel about this? We went to Coachella, and we saw the Strokes, and then.

[Jake]

Oh, my God, I saw the Strokes, and it was unbelievable. It was the best experience.

[Bobby Lee]

Me too. And then Bieber was gonna go, and then I went home.

[Jake]

What? You missed out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Did you go weekend one or two?

[Bobby Lee]

Weekend two.

[Jake]

Okay, so I saw the Strokes. Weekend one. I die for the Strokes. I. I had the most fun of my life.

[Andrew Santino]

Did bieber do the YouTube video thing then?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was amazing.

[Jake]

It was so cool. I thought it was so cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Who are you friends with? Justin Bieber.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Someone in a band.

[Jake]

Well, I had friends with Julian Casablancas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So when I was on Mad tv, I introduced them when they were on Mad tv. You can see it on. Wow. The ladies and gentlemen. Right? And then they came. What?

[Jake]

For their 2003.

[Bobby Lee]

This is it.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And what are you looking at?

[Jake]

I was about to say I didn't

[Bobby Lee]

want to, and then I got in trouble. Do you know why? Because I was using drugs then.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And had a bowl of drugs on my. In my dressing room. Right. And the guy that was. What?

[Jake]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

So I had a bowl of drugs on my dressing room and.

[Jake]

What drug?

[Bobby Lee]

The guy that was dating Drew Barrymore.

[Carlos Herrera]

Valencia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Valencia.

[Jake]

Who? Let me see.

[Carlos Herrera]

Nick Valencia.

[Bobby Lee]

Nick Valencia, Yeah. I don't know if I think I got in trouble because he took. He was supposed to not take, and he took, and I think Drew Barrymore complained, and I got in a little bit of trouble, I think.

[Jake]

Oh, he's handsome. What drugs were they?

[Bobby Lee]

I was a pill head then, so. Vicodin, Valium, Somas.

[Andrew Santino]

Just a bowl.

[Bobby Lee]

A bowl full of. Just a mixture of ones. Different sizes, shape.

[Jake]

I love how casually you talk about it. It's actually very. It's probably very inspiring for people who are in recovery.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Jake]

Because, like, it's probably such a stressful topic for some people, and you make it so.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I mean, I have an addiction, and it's a disease, and it's like, you know, I've. What

[Jake]

everyone's scared to. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. You know, and so there's no shame in it.

[Jake]

Right? Yeah, no, that's what I'm trying to say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Congratulating you.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, Carlos is an active addiction right now.

[Bobby Lee]

He's an actor.

[Jake]

You are?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Jake]

For what?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, everything.

[Carlos Herrera]

This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at the Strokes and Ketamine.

[Andrew Santino]

Molly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

I got ketamine into the festival.

[Bobby Lee]

He had a Bible.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he had a Bible filled with drugs.

[Jake]

But, like, are you taking it right now?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Carlos Herrera]

No, no, not before.

[Andrew Santino]

Not on the show.

[Jake]

So you'll take it like, on a weekend out?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

I'm like, I don't think you're an active ADD addiction.

[Carlos Herrera]

Thank you, Jake. I.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't know now.

[Carlos Herrera]

Yeah, they saw me on tour, like, doing a lot of.

[Bobby Lee]

One time I was. Okay, so we're in Nashville. Uhhuh.

[Carlos Herrera]

Such an exaggerated.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not. It's what I see.

[Jake]

Okay, see? What do you see? Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

40%. All right. Excuse you. Excuse you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I just want.

[Jake]

That was nasty.

[Bobby Lee]

That was a Nasty Asian joke.

[Jake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you see the Nashville.

[Jake]

What did you see at Nashville?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I'm walking down the street. It's like three in the morning.

[Carlos Herrera]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Just got out of Taekwondo.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz I take great. The best Taekwondo classes. He takes those at night in Nashville.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Late night.

[Jake]

Oh, you're serious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

In the middle of the night?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a purple belt.

[Jake]

Okay. What did you see at 3am it's all purple.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm wearing my, you know, my gear. You know what I mean? My ghee.

[Andrew Santino]

Gear.

[Bobby Lee]

Gear, Gear, gear. And I have my purple belt.

[Jake]

Belt.

[Bobby Lee]

I have my duffel bag. And I'm walking down the street. Just mind my own business. Be to be specific. And that smelled so bad. I'm so sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

You're in it.

[Jake]

No, I'm so stressed out about it.

[Bobby Lee]

I just fart it. Did you hear it?

[Jake]

I obviously I heard it and I'm so stressed out.

[Bobby Lee]

You smell it yet? No. Okay. I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

It'll make its way.

[Jake]

No, it actually can't. And I need a fan. Like, I'll freak out.

[Bobby Lee]

Please continue. It won't get. Oh, you don't fart?

[Jake]

No, I mean, like, I just really. I really struggle with smell.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What?

[Carlos Herrera]

We're looking for a fan.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. You guys, he was. Yeah, he was kidding. It's not gonna make it to you.

[Jake]

I pray to God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's not going to.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyways, I'm walking down, et cetera, et cetera, and I look down an alleyway and I see a man making out with. To me. Looks like a meth head.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

From a distance.

[Jake]

Is this real?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's real. This is real. And it's Carlos with this girl making out just on. In the alleyway. Just. Just sitting down again. Making a trash can against.

[Jake]

What was so wrong with that?

[Carlos Herrera]

Rock and roll, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Rock and roll.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

What's that? What's the problem with that? Insinuating drug use. What drugs were you on?

[Andrew Santino]

And then he came on the bus naked. Half naked.

[Jake]

Are you a tour manager?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You remind me a lot of Matt.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, okay. I know Nolan, by the way.

[Carlos Herrera]

You're the producer.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know.

[Jake]

Shut the up. How do you know Nolan?

[Carlos Herrera]

He reached out to me. Wanted to just talk, talk.

[Jake]

Oh, he's awesome. He's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of people want to talk to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You know, it's so nice that you go on their show. Matt refuses to come on my show.

[Carlos Herrera]

He does.

[Jake]

He refuses. Will not. He refuses.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Jake]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

I don't know. It's so nice. You're so. You have, you have it. So lucky. You don't know how good you have it.

[Andrew Santino]

We do.

[Bobby Lee]

I, I just had Mateo Lane on. Do you know him?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Great guy.

[Jake]

Yeah, he's very funny.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Jake]

What you asking because he's gay?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Yeah.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? That felt weird. You're right. I apologize. I don't care if you asked. Hey, do you know who Ronnie Chang was? I wouldn't be offended. Right.

[Jake]

But I wouldn't ask that.

[Bobby Lee]

Why wouldn't you ask that?

[Jake]

I don't know because I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know who Ronnie Chang is.

[Jake]

Yeah, I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know Ronnie Chang is.

[Jake]

Oh, yes, I know him. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Well, I, I don't know everyone's name.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, all right. Okay, all right, my bad.

[Andrew Santino]

What is your type of. Who are you looking for? Because we've got a lot of fans that might have not. Not familiar with you. They might be just getting to know you and now you're opening up some new, new game.

[Jake]

You know, I, I think I'm. I always say I'm experiencing the experiences of like a 16 year old girl for the first time as a 26 year old gay boy. And so I don't know what my type is. I think I'm figuring it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you come out later in life?

[Jake]

No. What do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

That's actually hostile, what you said. I don't find that appropriate.

[Jake]

I came out to my parents when I was 10. 11.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, I didn't know that. How did you do.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you do it?

[Bobby Lee]

How did you do it?

[Jake]

I walked up to my mom's office.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you do it in your. The 10 year old. But kids.

[Jake]

I said I had of like a high pitch voice. Yeah. Said I think I like boys. And then I asked for a toy.

[Bobby Lee]

And your parents fully accepted it?

[Jake]

Well, yeah, they knew I was like. I was in dresses.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's saying, were they supportive?

[Jake]

Of course they were.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, that's good.

[Andrew Santino]

No, yeah, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Of course it's not. Of course.

[Andrew Santino]

You never know.

[Jake]

Okay, well, people do go through.

[Andrew Santino]

We have a lot of friends who've gone through.

[Bobby Lee]

This is how it went with me. Dad, I'm gay. You. You peck your bug.

[Jake]

You're gay. Are you gay by you're bi?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not bi.

[Carlos Herrera]

Big time.

[Bobby Lee]

I'M not by big time.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he's bi.

[Bobby Lee]

Who is bi?

[Andrew Santino]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not bi.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, 45.

[Jake]

Have you hooked up with a guy?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Jake]

Multiple times?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

A couple times.

[Jake]

You're by.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was a kid.

[Jake]

What do you mean, you were a kid?

[Bobby Lee]

I was in high school. I would get drunk, you know what I mean? And I just blow guys at a party.

[Jake]

What are you full straight?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know that. Yeah, you can see that from pretty far away.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Pick up. Answer, Answer, answer.

[Jake]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Answer.

[Jake]

Matt is texting me.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah.

[Jake]

You're on Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I? Yeah, you are. Hey, Matt.

[Andrew Santino]

Hi, Matt.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Jake]

What's up, guys?

[Bobby Lee]

Why'd you check Jake? Why'd you text him?

[Jake]

Tell him why you texted me. Tell him what you are texting me right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just asking if he knew if certain people were Jewish or not,

[Jake]

just off the top of his head.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Jake]

I'll read you our text. He said to me. He said to Me, yesterday at 11, at 4:02pm, is Anne Hathaway Jewish? And I said, I don't know why? And then he never responded. And then today at 1pm, he said, do you know if Meryl Streep is. And then I said, I don't think she is. She might be. Why? What about Jennifer Gardner? She's a.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So why do you want to know? Who's. Are you. Are you counting people or something going on?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm just. Genuinely. I'm just. Just curious if anyone knows.

[Andrew Santino]

Just like, this is how it starts.

[Bobby Lee]

So you run a train company?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. This. This is how it starts.

[Jake]

My God. That was nasty. That was nasty.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even know what he said.

[Jake]

He said, do you run a train company?

[Andrew Santino]

It was an autism joke.

[Jake]

No, it was a holocaust.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Okay. Goodbye.

[Bobby Lee]

Bye. You just hung up.

[Andrew Santino]

I love that.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

Goodbye.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Gone.

[Jake]

That's not like, my normal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Wouldn't it be a bummer, though, if he died moments later?

[Jake]

I'd kill myself.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you would. You should.

[Jake]

He's my best friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Say goodbye sweetly.

[Jake]

Yeah, I know. It's not bad. I don't like that. Well, I know he knows I love

[Bobby Lee]

him because our goodbyes is as if I'm never gonna talk to him ever again.

[Andrew Santino]

Because that little sassy thing, you just.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's gonna be bad for you in the long run.

[Bobby Lee]

That's rosy chick cheeks. I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's rosy right there. That's Rosie Sweetie, you know what? Boom.

[Bobby Lee]

And our conversations. All right. So good set. You had a good set tonight.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was pretty fun. Man, that's getting late.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was good. Yeah. It's getting light. I love you.

[Jake]

Oh, is that real?

[Andrew Santino]

I love you, too. Yeah. We say I love you every day,

[Bobby Lee]

and then I go, good night.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And what do you say?

[Jake]

Day, night, night A. I don't say that. I say, okay, goodbye, love you. That's how I end.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's not how you did.

[Jake]

Yeah. Because I'm putting on a show.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Talk about vaudilian.

[Jake]

Yeah. I always say I can't not say love you. I have to say love you and I have to hear it back.

[Andrew Santino]

It's my otd.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did you have fun, though, or not?

[Jake]

I honestly would love to come back.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we want you back.

[Andrew Santino]

We want.

[Bobby Lee]

I think.

[Jake]

Come on. My show.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, we would love to.

[Andrew Santino]

Love to.

[Bobby Lee]

The float the flow. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was pure.

[Jake]

It was very real. I walked in, I sat my ass

[Bobby Lee]

down, and we started talking and we just. Boom.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of like a barber shop in here.

[Jake]

It. Well, I. Yeah, I guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Salome.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry. Well, you're here. It's a salon.

[Jake]

Salon.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a salon.

[Andrew Santino]

Get your hair done.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. You know what? I don't like that he did it elegant.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. He's saying it's nicer.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Jake]

No, that's not what he was saying.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what he was saying.

[Andrew Santino]

What was he saying?

[Jake]

He was saying it's a salon for me when I got you guys call it the barbershop. It's the salon for me.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I call it salon too.

[Jake]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You are gay.

[Andrew Santino]

Will you look into that camera and say thank you for being a bad friend?

[Jake]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Jake]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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