Eskimo Kiss Thanksgiving

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast – "Eskimo Kiss Thanksgiving" (Nov 24, 2025)

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Notable Guests: Paulie, Zach Townsend
Episode Theme: Unfiltered Stories, Comedy Industry, Thanksgiving Antics, and Navigating Relationships

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Episode Overview

In this Thanksgiving-themed episode, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino celebrate the “Eskimo Kiss Thanksgiving” with their signature irreverent, rapid-fire banter. They riff on problematic holiday traditions, share wild personal stories involving everything from extortion and lost lovers to on-set pranks with Howie Mandel, and welcome comic Zach Townsend for tales from the grind of stand-up. Amid jokes and mayhem, they touch on deeper issues—boundaries, generosity, and the unspoken rules of friendships and showbiz.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Thanksgiving and American Colonial Guilt (01:13–03:00)

• The hosts lampoon the traditional Thanksgiving prayer, riffing on America’s relationship with Native Americans.
  • Notable moment: They offer a sardonic, guilt-laced “prayer” apologizing for historical injustices:
    Bobby Lee: “Thank you, natives, for all of the land we gave you. Casinos cut off your hands.” (01:26)
  • Poking fun at cultural ignorance, Santino mistakes “Hmong” for a Native group, and they riff on loving "all groups except jerks—or, as Santino jokes, Eskimos.”

2. Eskimo Kisses, Gender Fluidity, and Stereotypes (03:03–04:26)

• The duo delves into the perceived mechanics of an “Eskimo kiss,” joking about intimacy and cultural practices with their usual absurdity and improv.
  • Santino: “With Eskimo, how do you get more… intimate with it?” (04:30)
  • Bobby: “Maybe they blow snot into the other hole.” (04:41)

3. Movie Satire: "Predator Badlands" & Hollywood Casting (04:46–10:23)

• Santino raves about “Predator Badlands” and he and Bobby launch an extended, comedic bit inventing plotlines for the movie—misidentifying actors, joking about immigration allegories, and critiquing Hollywood for casting unattractive actors in masked roles:

  • Bobby Lee: “Pick an ugly guy for that. You can’t give that to us—it’s in a mask.” (07:08)

• They debate the premise, eventually bringing in actual plot elements (Predator culture, androids), and poke fun at the movie’s made-up relationships.

• This section doubles as a parody of “guy movie nights” and how little both know (or care) about actual plots.

4. Dark Comedy: Sharing Photos of Santino’s Deceased Father (10:25–12:36)

• Bobby recounts calling Santino from Mexico to request photos of his dead father, for a group of inebriated friends who doubted the podcast’s backstory.
  • Santino: “At 1 in the morning, this guy calls me and goes, ‘Send me photos of your dead dad.’” (10:40)
  • Bobby: “I was king of the party for a couple of minutes… then it wasn’t as funny as I thought.” (11:28)
• Both acknowledge the story’s taboo nature, and the oddity in sharing such photos for laughs, highlighting their unique (and sometimes shocking) comic sensibility.

5. Travel & Tacos: Fear in Mexico, Organ Harvesting Paranoia (12:50–15:10)

• Bobby shares food tales from Mexico, praising birria tacos and handmade tortillas.
• Santino admits feeling uneasy traveling abroad, joking about fears of organ theft due to “looking like a local.”
  • Paulie: “You look like them. They don’t want you.” (14:05)
  • Bobby Lee: “I don’t know if they want your organs, man.” (14:14)

6. On Generosity: Venmo Requests, Giving to Friends vs. Strangers (21:06–27:41)

• The hosts discuss being hit up for money by strangers and ex-girlfriends, questioning the authenticity of internet pleas.
  • Santino on giving to strangers: “I can’t say no… I’ll pay your bill, but I won’t just give the cash.” (26:41)
  • Bobby: “I don’t loan friends money. You either give it or you don’t… it should not come back.” (27:04)

7. Comedy Industry Hazing: Pranks, Boundaries, and Howie Mandel (30:28–38:14)

• Santino tells a wild story about being pranked (twice) by Howie Mandel on a film set:
  • Santino: “I was curled up asleep… and there is a 90-year-old background actress, her bony finger in my ear. Howie’s filming it.” (33:29)
  • Bobby: “Then your hand’s in a bucket of warm water—he’s trying to get you to pee yourself!” (34:34)
• Santino confesses he “went nuclear,” and both reflect on how industry legends sometimes push boundaries, and how not all pranks are welcome.
• Bobby shares an “old world rule”:
  • “You don’t pester a sleeping man.” (37:43)

8. Generational Clashes & Set Dynamics (40:13–43:20)

• Bobby relates an on-set dispute from "Dave," when a director lost her temper and called the cast “children,” causing tension and passive-aggressive standoffs on set.
  • Santino: “You treat me like a kid, that’s crazy. I’m a grownup.” (42:14)

9. Comedy Bits, Climbing the Stand-Up Ladder: With Zach Townsend (47:25–65:29)

• Zach Townsend joins, pitching a gag (“Chat EBT”) and sharing stories from doing “Comics Unleashed,” a late-night showcase.
  • Santino: “So is it AI or Allen Iverson?” (48:25)
• Zach describes the sometimes surreal, forced format of these TV shows, doing bits about racial stereotypes and black/white friendships, and being “roasted” by fellow comics over his shoes:
  • Zach: “My black friend told me… white people always whisper. I said, that’s because we're the only race that knows how to whisper.” (55:27)
• The hosts tease Zach about “Shreking” (dating above his league), and debate what their dream TV game show team-ups would be.

10. Wrapping Up: Dreams, Rivalries, and “Karate Ghost” (65:01–66:00)

• The hosts joke about being replaced by up-and-coming comics, and riff on their latest movie projects.
  • Bobby: “That’s why we’re not Daniel Dae Kim—because you played a sensei.” (65:18)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• Thanksgiving Prayer Satire
  Bobby Lee: “Sorry, natives. Whoopsie, our bad. We really did a lot of damage. And we named our sports teams after your leaders.” (01:54)

• On “Eskimo Kisses”
  Santino: “Maybe they blow snot into the other hole… it could be cool.” (04:41)

• Hollywood in Masks
  Bobby Lee: “Pick an ugly guy for that. You can’t give that to us—it’s in a mask.” (07:08)

• Sharing Personal Tragedy for Comedy
  Santino: “At 1am, this guy calls me and goes, ‘Send me photos of your dead dad.’” (10:40)

• Generosity Philosophy
  Bobby Lee: “You either give it or you don’t… it should not come back.” (27:04)

• On-Set Pranks
  Santino: “About 20 minutes later, I feel something in my ear… a 90-year-old background actress… and there’s Howie Mandel with a camera.” (33:29)
  Bobby Lee: “You don’t pester a sleeping man.” (37:43)

• Set Tension and Respect
  Santino: “You treat me like a kid, that’s crazy. I’m a grownup. Just be like, ‘Hey, we can hear you.’” (42:14)

• Rising Comic Realness
  Zach Townsend: “Because I’m just trying to say yes to a lot of things.” (54:20)

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Important Timestamps

• Thanksgiving Prayer Parody: 01:13–02:26
• Identity & Joke About People Groups: 02:49–03:19
• Eskimo Kiss Bit: 03:39–04:41
• Predator Badlands Satire: 05:23–10:23
• Dead Father Photo Story: 10:25–12:36
• Mexico Travel/Organ Harvesting: 12:44–15:10
• Giving/Lending Money: 21:06–27:41
• Howie Mandel Prank Story: 30:28–38:14
• Set Argument/Respect: 40:13–43:20
• Zach Townsend, Comics Unleashed: 47:25–65:29

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Tone & Style

The conversation throughout is crass, self-deprecating, and fast-paced, with constant banter, mini-riffs, and call-backs. The hosts frequently cross from superficial observations into confessional or even uncomfortable territory, always cushioned by mutual affection and comic camaraderie—often turning dark moments into shared laughter.

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Summary Takeaways

• Irreverence is king: Even sensitive cultural and personal topics are subjected to their humor.
• Comedy boundaries matter: The episode showcases how far comics can push each other—and when it’s too far.
• In the trenches: Making it in stand-up involves saying “yes,” hustling, and, as Zach shows, taking odd gigs and enduring public roastings.
• Friendship codes: Lending, forgiving, even dealing with pranks—there are unspoken rules among "bad friends" that neither money nor fame can dissolve.

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For anyone who enjoys raw, boundary-pushing comedic storytelling, insider stand-up tales, and roasts that come with heart, this episode of Bad Friends delivers a full cornucopia of chaos—with a little Thanksgiving seasoning on top.

Transcript

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[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Santino Fontana]

Hey, everybody. We got new merch and these. I mean, this is. This was a traumatic day in my life.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Really?

[Santino Fontana]

Well, when I fell over and I was bullied a little bit online, but from Andrew, but, you know, I didn't. But this is. Yeah, you laugh like a hyena. But let me say something. We. We have it on a shirt now.

[Bobby Lee]

And we have it on a long sleeve, on a short sleeve like that, and on this hoodie, which we absolutely love. So go to badfriendsmerch.com to [e-mail] you2 are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[Santino Fontana]

White dude and an Asian dude.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

You two are disgusting.

[Santino Fontana]

You two or something.

[Bobby Lee]

We're bad friends.

[Santino Fontana]

Dear Lord, thank you for the familiars. Thank you for the meal on my plate. I'm grateful to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, natives, for all of the land we gave you. Casinos cut off your hands.

[Santino Fontana]

Sorry about the smallpox, the things that we gave you. The blanket was nice, but it fold with disease. Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, natives. Whoops are bad. Yeah, that's Thanksgiving. Sorry, natives. Whoopsie are bad. We really did a lot of damage. And we named our sports teams after your leaders.

[Santino Fontana]

Love Dances With Wolves. I love Less of Mohicans, favorite movies of all time.

[Bobby Lee]

And Minnetonka Shoes.

[Santino Fontana]

Amen.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen.

[Santino Fontana]

Amen.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen to that.

[Santino Fontana]

Amen to that. Yeah, we love them, you know. You know, I. I've collaborated with some natives in my life. I really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you did great on that.

[Santino Fontana]

I really enjoy. I really enjoy the people and the culture. And we want to say thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

We do love all of our native fans. We do have a lot of native fans.

[Santino Fontana]

We love Hmong. I know that's not Native.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Hmong is not native.

[Santino Fontana]

But I understand. I understand that. But we do love them.

[Bobby Lee]

We love the Hmong people.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. The monk people. They're mountain people.

[Bobby Lee]

We love. There isn't a group of people we don't like.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? One.

[Santino Fontana]

I. What you say? First of three. We really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let me think of the Thing.

[Bobby Lee]

What group of people don't we like? On the count of three? One, two, three.

[Santino Fontana]

Eskimos.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, What?

[Santino Fontana]

What? What'd you say?

[Bobby Lee]

Jerks.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, jerks.

[Bobby Lee]

Jerks.

[Santino Fontana]

I said Eskimos.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you like Eskimos?

[Santino Fontana]

They're snowballs. They hurt so bad. You know what they do is they.

[Bobby Lee]

They huck them.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no. They make it, and then they Overnight. It freezes into an ice ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

And they read. It's very. There he is.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on. Look at how cute that guy is.

[Santino Fontana]

They're the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a girl.

[Santino Fontana]

That's a girl.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't even tell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, Eskimos, they were ahead of the trend.

[Santino Fontana]

Y. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a gender. That is a fluid person.

[Santino Fontana]

It's a fluid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't know who that is.

[Santino Fontana]

Look at that nose. They love to kiss with the nose.

[Bobby Lee]

Eskimo kisses.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. You want to do an Eskimo kiss?

[Bobby Lee]

Merry Christmas.

[Paulie]

Merry Christmas.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I mean, how do they. Tongue. I mean, that's it, right? There's no way to get more. You know, because when you're kissing, right? You can. You know, you do closed mouth in the beginning. You kind of figure out what their style is. And then you dart in the tongue, and sometimes you do, you know, I mean, like, washing machine dart in.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's like wrestling. You got to find a way. You can't.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How is that working out, that technique?

[Santino Fontana]

It works.

[Bobby Lee]

It's pretty good.

[Santino Fontana]

Probably 10,000 times I've done it, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Most of them.

[Santino Fontana]

But with. With Eskimo, how do you get more, you know, me, intimate with it?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they have sex, bud, and I'm.

[Santino Fontana]

Just out of the kissing style.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, brother. I don't think Eskimo.

[Santino Fontana]

Maybe they blow. Maybe they blow snot into the other hole.

[Bobby Lee]

That's actually smart.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, it could be cool. I just saw Predator Badlands, Dude. That movie dude, last night. What a movie.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Santino Fontana]

So good. But the movie is. Because you. You never watch. You never watch the movies. I recommend you never sell weapons.

[Bobby Lee]

I couldn't.

[Santino Fontana]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I wasn't allowed.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's rated R. Yeah, but I am not allowed.

[Santino Fontana]

Would you have. What? What Predator movies?

[Bobby Lee]

Have you seen the original?

[Santino Fontana]

That's the only one.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the best one.

[Santino Fontana]

Did you see Prey?

[Bobby Lee]

No Prey.

[Santino Fontana]

Incredible. Same director.

[Bobby Lee]

I've only seen the original.

[Santino Fontana]

You got to watch Prey. You got to watch this.

[Bobby Lee]

It's incredible.

[Zach Townsend]

You saw it?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Incredible, right? So what do you think? It's about. Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Predator Badland.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, give me a photo, give me an image and I can tell you stories.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very easy.

[Santino Fontana]

You're very good at this, but this.

[Bobby Lee]

Is probably one of my best quality.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to. Yeah, that one, that photo.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's about immigration. Yeah, yeah, this is all about immigration.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, but it's the reverse, right? Yeah. I mean, because in this time, America is going real bad and Mexico's thriving, right? So. Yeah, Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

Which one is the Mexican? Fancy. Watch it.

[Santino Fontana]

Fancy.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch it, pal.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And right there. You know where they are? El Paso. Right there.

[Bobby Lee]

That's El Paso.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And they're trying to get into Juarez. Right, right. So he. To make it easier, he slices her in half.

[Bobby Lee]

No, just rips her body off.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. In half.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because that's probably easier to get her across.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And her name is Karen for some reason.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Why?

[Santino Fontana]

I don't know why, but her name is Karen and she's like, you know what? Hey, Raul or.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's Raul.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever your name is. This is one of her lines, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Like, dude, I'm not like, climbing any fences, okay? I'm not going to go in any body of water. Find a way.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that elf Manning?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, she's great at it.

[Bobby Lee]

This girl is so fucking good.

[Santino Fontana]

She's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

She's good in everything now.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's almost like her career has flourished the most the last, like, five years.

[Santino Fontana]

Complete unknown. She was killed in.

[Bobby Lee]

Unbelievable.

[Santino Fontana]

Unbelievable.

[Bobby Lee]

And who. And who's the actor playing the Predator? Is that Jacob Alordi again?

[Santino Fontana]

No, he's. I've never seen him before, but he's very good at it.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the problem. Look at that. Look, zoom in. Look at how handsome this guy is. Then they put him in that mask.

[Santino Fontana]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

So you don't even get to see how handsome he is. Yeah, so pick an ugly guy for that. This is my problem with Hollywood. Just let an Elgo do that. You can't give that to us. It's in a mask.

[Santino Fontana]

Well, you have to have the body.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you know? You don't. What do you mean? It's just a suit.

[Santino Fontana]

No, he's not wearing a. I mean, he's wearing, like, probably latex stuff on his arms.

[Bobby Lee]

You're telling me that's it? Let me see the full body. You can see the armor behind him.

[Santino Fontana]

Can I give you the premise or.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not about immigration. I guess I was wrong.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I think you're a little wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

I think the premise of this is Predator. Okay.

[Santino Fontana]

Be real.

[Bobby Lee]

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. So Predator is. There's a new regime taking over, and he is against it. He's like the renegade. And she is. He falls in love with her, and he. He's trying to protect her because they're going to kill. They're going to kill her because she's white. They're killing off all the Karens.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The killing of the Karens. And he loves her, and he says the only way for this to work is if I cut you in half. I'll reassemble you later. Yeah, because they need to think you're dead. And now they're on the run. He's reassembled her, and they're. And they're on the run from the regime.

[Santino Fontana]

Pretty close.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I close?

[Santino Fontana]

Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, what is it? What is it?

[Santino Fontana]

Well, should I be real about it? I don't want to give any spoilers away.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you don't have to spoil it. When you give the premise of the movie.

[Santino Fontana]

I'll give you the premise of the movie. Okay, so he's, you know, here's what I like about the movie. Right. You never get insight in terms of the culture of whoever the predators are. Right. Do you see the movie?

[Paulie]

I haven't seen it. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're talking like the original Predator, Right?

[Paulie]

You just.

[Santino Fontana]

It's just some alien who can camouflage, you know, I mean, cool weapons, and they're difficult to kill. I mean, that's pretty much all the Predator movies. And now in this, you see, you know, the family dynamics, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Of the Predator family.

[Santino Fontana]

Of the Predator family. And. And it's very North Korean, I believe. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is he the young. Is that young predator? Like, is he the baby of the family?

[Santino Fontana]

He's the baby of the family. And because he's smaller than all his brothers, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. He's dating a white girl.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, man, look, Predator can't get himself a knife.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no, he's gay. You know, all. All gay minorities have, like, this white girl that's, like, stuff making up for them.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, right, yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Like, right, yeah. The yautja.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called the yautja.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And so basically, he's the run. And the father is like, he needs to die because he's a shame on the family. Ah, right. So he. The. The little yautja goes, well, can I go to this planet to kill that. This monster that no one can kill? Because they like to hunt.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Santino Fontana]

And Father's like, you can't kill that. I'm afraid of it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Santino Fontana]

Right. And he goes to this. He goes to this planet Badlands. I don't know what the planet's called. And that's where the movie.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the beginning of the film.

[Santino Fontana]

And she's. She works for a corporation.

[Bobby Lee]

She works for, like, Black Rock.

[Santino Fontana]

Yes. Sort of like Black Rock, but she's an. You know, an Android. And she was split in half from. From the. From that creature.

[Bobby Lee]

So she's a humanoid? She's half human, half.

[Santino Fontana]

No, she's fully Android.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she's no human at all.

[Santino Fontana]

There's no humans in the movie. Should be a really good movie.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's worth it, though. Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Can you do this? I just. Before I can get. I would get this off my chest real quick. Can you stop telling me to send me. Send you my. My dead photos?

[Bobby Lee]

What are you talking about? I was in Mexico with some friends.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. So at 1 in the morning, this guy calls me and goes, yo. He goes, send me photos of your dead. Send me photos of your dead dad. I go, what? Why? He's like, my friends want to see it?

[Bobby Lee]

I was telling the story. I was telling the story of how this podcast was kind of birthed and at the beginning, what had happened with your dad and how Daddy, why you die became a thing.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then one of the guys was like, that's crazy, though, the picture thing. And he's. And he was like, that's not real, though. I was like, that's very real.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he was like, no. I go, okay. And I called you. I was like, will you send me a picture of your dead dad?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And they showed it to him. What happened? I said, by the way, he's got the big star.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I sent it to everybody. Really? I airdropped it to all of them. They all have it now. They're going to blow one up and put it in their house.

[Santino Fontana]

So what, when you showed it to him, what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

I was king of the party for a couple minutes.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Did they laugh or.

[Bobby Lee]

Everyone was shocked. It wasn't as funny as I thought it was, obviously.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah. It's not funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the second photo of your dad is weirder because one of them is like a selfie with your dad, and the other one, your mom's crying, but you're straightforward.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not in that photo.

[Bobby Lee]

The second one you're in.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. But that was like a camera setup. That the timer thing, so funny. And I had to run around, which.

[Bobby Lee]

Is always, you know, Imagine you set the timer and your dad's body moves a little bit, and you're like, hold on. Set it again.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. But the first one I sent you is the most tragic one, because right when my dad dies, I catch my mom crying, and my brother's just like. He makes a face that he's like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's in shock.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, he's in shock.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Steve Shock.

[Santino Fontana]

That's. Yeah, yeah. And it's a brutal photo, but I.

[Bobby Lee]

Like that you sent it and I appreciate you. I needed to show everyone.

[Santino Fontana]

Well, you ruined whatever party you were.

[Bobby Lee]

At, I think pretty hard. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Nobody liked it. No, they loved it. No, they loved it. They thought it was funny.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Well, when I sent it to the Hudsons, they didn't like it. Remember?

[Bobby Lee]

That's weird. They didn't like.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in Mexico. You got to show something fun in Mexico. We were. We were scared in Mexico.

[Santino Fontana]

Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Walking the streets of Mexico.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Late at night, getting some tacos. I love Mexico.

[Santino Fontana]

It's a good tacos.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Santino Fontana]

Tell me about the tacos.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, and we. Bira. Bira.

[Santino Fontana]

What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

And they were shaving it off in front of you. I was like, oh, God, dude, it was so good.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, I love when they do that.

[Bobby Lee]

When they shave it and the cheese is on top. So they cut a little slice of cheese, throw it in there.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The guy, it was a magician. And then the little woman next to him was hand making tortillas.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, dude, it's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

I love Mexico.

[Santino Fontana]

My mouth is watering.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so delicious. Yeah, right up right off.

[Santino Fontana]

What town?

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Santino Fontana]

What town are you?

[Bobby Lee]

Spit right off the spit.

[Santino Fontana]

That's the town. Spit. Mexico. Where is it?

[Bobby Lee]

It's called noice.

[Santino Fontana]

Nice.

[Bobby Lee]

No ice.

[Santino Fontana]

Noice. Noice noise. Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

No ice. Yeah, no ice. It was called no ice Mexico. Nice. No, we were in Cabo.

[Santino Fontana]

You're in Cabo.

[Bobby Lee]

Cabo is fun.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Cabo is so rad. And it. And it's actually. I haven't been in, like, a decade.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Loved. Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, dude, I love Cabo.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Although the ocean.

[Santino Fontana]

I've been to Tulum.

[Bobby Lee]

Tulum's great.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm always afraid in foreign countries.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Santino Fontana]

Because they're. They're going to steal my, like, organs. I don't know why I have that fear, but, like, I'm going to Wake up.

[Paulie]

You look like them. They don't want you.

[Bobby Lee]

I was going to say something like that.

[Santino Fontana]

No, because you. No, no, that's. That's not the right. No, I'm. I'm going to argue against that.

[Paulie]

Like, your liver is American. Has like.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no, no, I don't think that. No, that's. No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if they want your organs, man.

[Santino Fontana]

Like in Mexico they would be like, hey, this guy, you know, you know, he has the same kind of body we do. Maybe his liver will fit in Uncle Pedro's body. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? With yours is like, no, this one is going to be too big for Uncle Pedro.

[Bobby Lee]

Too big?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, it's like five times more too big. He's not going to be able to get in there.

[Bobby Lee]

He has a lump on the side like Santino's pancreas.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. They don't like of a tuber.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, but they're not going to. $50, like, you know, 2,000. A couple grand.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Santino Fontana]

What? My liver is 50. $50?

[Bobby Lee]

His liver is worth way more than mine. I have a bunch of alcohol running through mine.

[Santino Fontana]

They don't know that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he's got a GLP one in his, though.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, you've got. They'll lose weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Take your organs to lose weight.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, there's benefits for my organs.

[Bobby Lee]

Black market. A human liver can be worth anywhere from 50 grand to 550,000.

[Santino Fontana]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Vote down below. Fans, what's our liver work?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Winner. Winner, check. In dinner, we have finally have a winner of the Great British Baking show this season.

[Santino Fontana]

I didn't see it. Finish it. I have two more. Can I guess, though?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm excited for the guess.

[Santino Fontana]

It's that tall, good looking gay guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Interesting.

[Santino Fontana]

You know who I'm talking about?

[Bobby Lee]

Of course.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. He's so cute. He looks like a surfer.

[Bobby Lee]

But I'm not going to tell you. Yes or no?

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you want to know.

[Santino Fontana]

It's either him or the lady that has no hair.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Santino Fontana]

The blonde. The bald lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Bald. She has alopecia. She's not bald. She's not like a Midwest.

[Santino Fontana]

It could have been a fashion thing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. She. Well, she talks about it almost every episode that she has alopecia.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

They very clearly. Here's why I don't know about it every.

[Santino Fontana]

Can I tell you why I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Fast forward through the whole thing to get to the very end?

[Santino Fontana]

No, I just fast Forward during the judging parts.

[Bobby Lee]

That's the most important part.

[Santino Fontana]

Right. So I, I, I don't know of the backstory of people like, you know, they follow them back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're not invested in that?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I'm not invested in that. Yeah. Y. Love it. Yeah. But anyway, is it either one of those two? Is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe?

[Santino Fontana]

I think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're going to find out in the next two days.

[Santino Fontana]

I might not watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me it's Jazz.

[Santino Fontana]

That's great.

[Bobby Lee]

She's awesome.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, she's awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

For the fans that are. W. Haven't watched it yet. Too bad.

[Santino Fontana]

Well, you know, this.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's been out for a couple.

[Santino Fontana]

This is my test show with dating.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, this show?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Santino Fontana]

So, you know, sometimes when the first time somebody would spend the night at my house, it's a test show, right? I think so I go, I'll go. You watch Bake Off. I'm like, what is that? I go, I'm watching episodes of my favorite shows, and halfway during it, sometimes I'll go, or they'll fall asleep, and then.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't trust them.

[Santino Fontana]

I can't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

See, I. When I was dating, I put. Always put on American History X. That was my.

[Santino Fontana]

That was your sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, when girls would come over, I go, what do you think?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If they really got in.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, then if they were into it, there's a couple of movies I would show girls when I was dating to make sure that they were kind.

[Santino Fontana]

Of like, Mine's a Clockwork Orange.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good. Very good. Yeah. American Psycho. Kind of like some easy, easy watching stuff.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Stuff that's like.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like. That is really interesting. When you start dating a girl, what do you show her first to see if she's on your wavelength of either music or film?

[Paulie]

I don't think girls like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Music and film. What the.

[Paulie]

No, it gives them the ick when guys are like, you have to watch these three things or, I don't like you.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, no, I don't like you.

[Santino Fontana]

Don't say it.

[Paulie]

I know, but they know you. Don't they know you're doing it?

[Bobby Lee]

No, but it's no, you. They don't.

[Paulie]

They know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. It's a test.

[Paulie]

I'm on gay Instagram. I know this.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no, no. Here's the thing here. Can I say. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

It's your show.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, okay. Thank you. I'm a producer. All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Damn, dude.

[Zach Townsend]

He's Tootie Rudy, dude, you're tootie.

[Santino Fontana]

Rudy got Rudy.

[Zach Townsend]

Tootie fruity.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I don't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, you're a little meanie weenie. What's going on with you today?

[Paulie]

Yeah, I'm not meanie.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened this morning? What did you do?

[Paulie]

I had a bad night. A girl texted me last night, like, I'm never talking to you again. And all this stuff. I was like, what could have happened?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, did you sleep with her? Yeah, that's probably what happened.

[Paulie]

No, she. She texted me sex Y or N and I wrote N. And then she got really mad, and two days later.

[Santino Fontana]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Why, why end?

[Paulie]

Because I was watching F1, and then after that, I watched Top Gun, and I didn't want to be into it.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a great race.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

No, no, the movie with Brad Pitt.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I thought you're talking about F1. That just happened.

[Paulie]

No, no, I was watching movies and I didn't want to deal with it. And then a couple days later.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute. You could. Okay, well, yeah, dude, I think the response.

[Santino Fontana]

I've done that.

[Bobby Lee]

The response is not. And the response is I would love to. I can't now.

[Paulie]

No, I lied and said I was out of town and everything was a.

[Bobby Lee]

Whole thing you did. Like, my grandma died again.

[Paulie]

I said I was in Nashville partying. I made like, a really.

[Santino Fontana]

Can we go back to you? What I again?

[Paulie]

It's your show. I'm only, you know, I work tell.

[Bobby Lee]

He was flustered, though.

[Santino Fontana]

I did. I, I.

[Paulie]

You want to know the truth? I got extorted twice in the past five weeks.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? Extorted by whom?

[Paulie]

Once a gangster and another a girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell me the gangster extortion.

[Paulie]

I got a call from a gangster and he was like, give me all this money or I'm going to leak all this stuff about you online. And then he texted me on WhatsApp saying they're going to come to my house. I had to call the police. It was a whole thing. I think McCone knows. Yeah, he called me. Yeah, I called him. So I was like, I'd take, like, Xanax. I was, like, freaking out. It was crazy.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

Talk about burying the lead. Where the Is this?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. So real.

[Bobby Lee]

It's too real. He didn't want to talk about it.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute. So how does somebody get your phone number? And what do they have to leak about you?

[Paulie]

Like, I think I thought I was married still. No, I don't have nudes on the Internet or anything. You're even on my phone for this.

[Bobby Lee]

And they threatened to leak your information.

[Santino Fontana]

The word gangster is a little suspect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was like a Mexican.

[Santino Fontana]

Was it Yakuza?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was like a Mexican, if.

[Santino Fontana]

You don't give me your money, if.

[Paulie]

A Mexican dude threatens to, like, harm you, that's a gangster.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, so it was a Mexican dude? Yeah. You heard his voice?

[Paulie]

Yeah, he, like, read me my address.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, give me the voice.

[Paulie]

I'm not. I can't do the voice.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I can't.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow. All right, so it was a guy that. You actually heard his voice?

[Paulie]

Yes, and he wouldn't let me hang up. It was all the tells of someone trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

So you got through it. You got extorted by a gangster and then extorted by someone else. I mean, you're so extortable.

[Santino Fontana]

A girl.

[Paulie]

A girl I went out with three years ago texted me a couple weeks ago saying, with, like, an Apple pay request for, like, a couple grand. And she was like, give me this or I'm going to leak gossip about you online. And I don't know what that really means.

[Santino Fontana]

Like, one time on Tiger Belly, I said, black people are oily.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember that.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, you remember that? I don't even know what that means. I just said it. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

And so then this black lady on my direct message is like, if you don't give me this amount of money, I'm going to put this out into the world. I go. I just sit it on my pod. You.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, it's already out.

[Santino Fontana]

It's already out. Like, what? They're trying to use what I said already that I said out loud against me. I'm like, it's already on the Internet.

[Paulie]

Do you get Venmo requests?

[Santino Fontana]

I do. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Paulie]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

You put your name on there. I don't put my name on there.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. On Venmo, you're, like, asking for them to ask for money.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. I read their stories, though. Domino.

[Bobby Lee]

Listen.

[Santino Fontana]

You know what? They have stepped up their game.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they got specialty pizzas. That's the big thing.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Specialty.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not the old school.

[Santino Fontana]

That's my favorite word.

[Bobby Lee]

Specialty or pizza?

[Santino Fontana]

Both.

[Bobby Lee]

You like specialty?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's one. This is the spicy chicken bacon ranch. Look at that thing. That's got chicken, that's got jalapenos.

[Santino Fontana]

That thing is so good, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And it's got mozzarella. 100% real mozzo, finished off with a drizzle of buffalo sauce. You love buffalo sauce.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, yeah. What about this. What about this one?

[Bobby Lee]

What's that?

[Santino Fontana]

What about this? We had the extravaganza.

[Bobby Lee]

Extravaganza.

[Santino Fontana]

And I already ate a piece. It was del. You know what? What's in this, dude? Pepperoni, ham, love Italian sausage, beef, love fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, and black olives. All sandwiched between two layers of provolone, provolone and cheese made with 100% real mozzarella. Dude, I'll have another bite.

[Bobby Lee]

Why not do a fold two over? Oh, yeah, baby. Extravaganza. They got the spicy chicken, bacon ranch, the people's pizza deluxe, that extravaganza, and the meatza. The meatza pizza has all the meats you could ever.

[Santino Fontana]

Let me guess. Pepperoni.

[Bobby Lee]

Got it.

[Santino Fontana]

Pam.

[Bobby Lee]

Got it.

[Santino Fontana]

There's no way they have Italian sausage as well.

[Bobby Lee]

You better believe they have that and beef. And it's all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese maze. 100% real mozzarella. Pizza. Pizza, pizza, Pizza. Do you like pizza? We know you do. We like pizza. And if you're looking to order some pizza, you got some friends over you watching the game or you're playing a video game or you're hanging out in the game of life. So grab yourself some dominoes.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

You like Lord of the Rings.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

They got over 2 million designs from Marvel DC Warhammer. They have so much of. And they have bad friends stuff on.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

Even the coloring. Look how vibrant the red color is on his.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

Displate.

[Bobby Lee]

Collect your passions.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like when they.

[Santino Fontana]

They're long. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My uncle Louie lost his toe, you know what I mean? And he's living at my house. My kids haven't eaten two days. I mean it goes on and on. And I'll just have like a, like a moment, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever given money just to.

[Santino Fontana]

A stranger like that? I'll have a moment. And I'm like, ah. Anyway. And I'll just start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're very sad and my heart goes out to them.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I don't read the request. That's insane.

[Santino Fontana]

Okay, you start.

[Bobby Lee]

You're gonna. Because at some point you might get. You maybe you will get suckered into doing it.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And who knows how honest that is.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

See to me, I remember as a kid, you know when someone's like, don't give that homeless guy Money. He's gonna use it for drugs or whatever. And then the old joke is like, I'm gonna use it for drugs or whatever, you know? Yeah. But I always give them money because they're out there asking if you have the balls to ask. I give you some money.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But the Internet, who knows? If they're with you on the street, it's like, yeah, dude, here, have some money.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I've had ex girlfriends ask for money. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the most. Yeah, that is. Well, no, it's not. It's not that they ask for money. They're just saying, can I have money? But if they say, give me money.

[Santino Fontana]

Or else, like, girls I had seen, like, for four months or whatever, and it's like. And they just. They're just out, you know, it's tough out there and that. I. I can't say no. No.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the most amount of money you've given someone?

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, they're not much, like, you know, I mean, like an electrical bill. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's actually a clever. I'll pay your bill.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I'll pay you cash. No, I get. I Venmo. Whatever the electrical bill is, I don't give them.

[Bobby Lee]

They're not using that for the electrical.

[Santino Fontana]

Whatever the. Whatever the thing is.

[Bobby Lee]

Sure.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, electrical bill. Such a random. You pay my trash water and power.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Remember I gave you head one time. You owe me trash, water, power.

[Santino Fontana]

You've. So you've never loaned a stranger money.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't loan friends money either. You don't know. What I will do is give you money. It's not a loan. I refuse. And I learned this years ago from. From an older gentleman who said, don't ever loan people money. You either give it to them or you don't.

[Santino Fontana]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't. Will not come back. It should not come back. It does not exist.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So do not loan. It'll ruin a friendship. It will.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I would give a friend money before I'd ever be like, I want it back.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, you get one, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Now. You get one.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, you get one.

[Bobby Lee]

Better be good.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, it better be a good one. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or I get people work. That's if somebody says to me, I need money, I'll get them a job. I'll find them a job to get them money.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because then it's easier to go, how about I cook you up with something that'll give you money.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? I just did. I did a Gig I didn't want to fucking do just so someone else would get paid.

[Santino Fontana]

I had this girl. It's too dark, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't give it. Give it, please.

[Santino Fontana]

There was this girl that I met 25 years ago, and she. Is. She very hot, but she's like, I need money to. Any money. I don't have any money. I go, you can clean my apartment. So she would once a week, twice a week, come over to clean my apartment.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. What, you hooked up with her?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the Seinfeld episode.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Then I. You know, me, one day, I was taking a nap while she was cleaning, and then I. I wake up, and she's literally in my bed, and I'm like, oh, my God, this is amazing. And then we started seeing each other. And then months later, she disappears.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop cleaning, huh?

[Santino Fontana]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Stopped cleaning.

[Santino Fontana]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

When she started sucking, she stopped cleaning?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. And then.

[Bobby Lee]

Place was a mess.

[Santino Fontana]

And then I would get calls from her mom, like, have you seen this person?

[Bobby Lee]

Are you being serious?

[Santino Fontana]

I'm being serious.

[Bobby Lee]

So she went missing.

[Santino Fontana]

She went missing.

[Bobby Lee]

She cleaned herself out of existence.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

What, you weren't a suspect?

[Santino Fontana]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Key suspect?

[Santino Fontana]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

I mean, and then months after that, I get a call, and they found her in an abandoned house. I'm not kidding you. In a bathtub, completely naked, with heroin holes all over her arm. And she had OD'd.

[Bobby Lee]

How dirty was your house? She'd rather do heroin than clean your fucking house.

[Santino Fontana]

She'd rather.

[Bobby Lee]

Damn. You know, Paulie's, like, pretending to be mad at us.

[Santino Fontana]

I know. It's true. You know, this whole bit, it's bullshit.

[Bobby Lee]

You should pretend like you're fucking mad at the guy.

[Santino Fontana]

Guy. No, I'm not mad at him.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you don't.

[Santino Fontana]

You don't want to start a false war with a false person. That's an old proverb. My dad. My grandfather used to tell me, never start war with a fake person. Fake person.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Never start a fake war with a fake person. Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That should be on everyone's wall. That's right next to Live, Laugh, Love.

[Santino Fontana]

So everyone listening. Paulie's trying to start a fake war with us. There's no tension.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Santino Fontana]

When we see. No, that's. This is the game we play.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's fine. I thought you wanted to play.

[Santino Fontana]

No, we're not playing the game.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, go ahead.

[Paulie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

You never play with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, this will start a war with Paulie. He'll be mad that you did this.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So here's the deal, okay? I don't know what he's trying to do, but he's trying to start something.

[Paulie]

We.

[Santino Fontana]

We're not even aware of it. We don't. Whenever we see him, it's all hugs and kisses.

[Bobby Lee]

He's taking a note from the book of Elijah. Howie Mandel.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, how.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, how. He loves this kind of.

[Santino Fontana]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He loves.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. And then Mandel, the. The last time I saw him, like, four days ago, apologized profusely for the. Remember the. The. The. Him waking me up incident. Oh, yeah, we talked about that. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Did we never talk about. On the show? No.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, I'll tell everyone. This is what. This is my war with Howie Mandel. This is real.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it's not a war anymore.

[Santino Fontana]

Inside still a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I. I did this movie, you know, and it was like, all the scenes are with me and Howie, and a lot of people are in it, but. And so this Jim's movie. No, no, no, no.

[Paulie]

Not karate gos.

[Santino Fontana]

It's not karate gossip. No.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm so excited for that to come out. Same.

[Santino Fontana]

Steve. Howie's in it. Karate Ghost.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are you? Oh, good.

[Santino Fontana]

Please stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Show yourself.

[Santino Fontana]

All right, all right.

[Bobby Lee]

Show yourself. Did you. All right, go ahead.

[Santino Fontana]

Anyway, and so we're both chefs in. In this movie anyway, so we're working all day. We're in every scene. And also, it was two days of, you know. Will you stop with the karate goes, man.

[Paulie]

Don't look happy on set.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you hear something?

[Santino Fontana]

That's a spoiler.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, stop that. Stop. Take it down.

[Santino Fontana]

So two days straight. Like five in the morning call times. And also me and Howie in every scene.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

And it's like we would rap, like, at midnight. It was fucking tough. So 1. The next day, we did like five scenes in a row all day. Which I'm not complaining. It's just. That's how movies are.

[Bobby Lee]

There's long days.

[Santino Fontana]

They're long days. And I. And finally somebody goes, listen, you're not in the next couple of scenes, so you can rest. And I was like, whenever that they say that, I'm like, yes, I love that. So in this studio that we're at, there's like this corner of this studio where it's kind of away from everything. And there's like this long couch, right? Yeah. And it's completely dark kind of too. So, like, I was eyeing it all day. I was like, that's where I'm gonna take my nap. Right. So I, you know, I Curl up. And I fall asleep, completely asleep. About 20 minutes later, I feel something in my ear, okay. And I'm like, you know, you know, trying to wax. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I kind of look up and there is a 90 year old background actress. All right? She has her bony white finger inside my ear. Dude. And I go, what the fuck? Right? And I look at her and then I look beyond her and there's Howie Mandel with a camera shooting it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's funny.

[Santino Fontana]

It is.

[Bobby Lee]

It's funny. It's insane. But it's very funny, right? Yeah, but it's not okay.

[Santino Fontana]

It's not okay, but it's very funny. So I kind of get up and go, lady, get the fuck out of here. Right?

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what you said to her.

[Santino Fontana]

What'd I say?

[Bobby Lee]

Because you called me. You said, who the. Who are you?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You were like, who the.

[Santino Fontana]

Who the are you?

[Bobby Lee]

And how he starts laughing.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And she turns to him to like, validate.

[Santino Fontana]

Validate that that was his fault.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Right? And so I look at Howie and I go, dude, don't do that again, man. What the are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

It's insane.

[Santino Fontana]

He's like, we're. I'm having fun. We're not laughing, you know, I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Just a bit, right?

[Santino Fontana]

So they all leave. Yeah. I go back to sleep, right? Then I feel, right, my hand is wet and it's in warm water. Okay? It's in warm water, right? And then I open my eyes. Howie Mandel has my hand in a bucket of warm water. Because he was trying to get me to pee.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Santino Fontana]

In my sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Santino Fontana]

And I went ape shit. I went fucking nuclear on him.

[Bobby Lee]

It's very funny. I'm sorry.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I go fuck out. I'm never working with you. I went snapped because I was so tired. Right? And you know, I mean. And I just had reached my breaking point.

[Bobby Lee]

Blew up on Howie to the point.

[Santino Fontana]

Where in the next scene the director had to come up to us and go, hey, you guys. Okay? Because this isn't working, right? Like, like, you guys have to amend this.

[Bobby Lee]

You sent me a photo and you look super pissed.

[Santino Fontana]

I was livid.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a photo of him with Howie. I don't know if you can find it. Howie behind him. He didn't post it. He said he's got it in his phone. He sent me a picture of him and Howie and he looks so funny and how he's like smiling and Bobby is so mad.

[Santino Fontana]

I'm so mad, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

It was hilarious. I'm sorry to laugh.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It.

[Santino Fontana]

That last scene with him took forever. And the director keep coming out, guys, come on. I'm like, fuck this guy. And let me just say this too, okay? It's disappointing because as a kid growing.

[Bobby Lee]

Up Bobby's world, I was a huge.

[Santino Fontana]

I still love him deeply.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

But I'm a huge Howie Mandel fan. I can't even believe that he calls me and stuff like it. You know, sometimes, you know, you've been fans of somebody, and then now they call you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

And you're just in awe of it. Like, oh, my God. I can't fucking believe. So and so knows me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's shocking.

[Santino Fontana]

It's shocking, right? You have all that in play, Right. But then, you know, once that just goes out the window. And now he's just some old dude fucking with you. You know? You're right. And it got to the point where after we wrapped, you know how they go if people don't know if it's your last scene in a movie? You know, the director goes, all right, that was Bobby's last scene. Rap on, Bobby. And everyone claps.

[Bobby Lee]

I fucking hate it so much.

[Santino Fontana]

I hate it too. Right? So they do it, but I grab my shit. I don't say anything to anybody. I just head right out and get in my car, and I fucking drive away.

[Bobby Lee]

The crew loved it.

[Santino Fontana]

They hated it. I was really fucked.

[Bobby Lee]

But you weren't being mean to the crew. You were.

[Santino Fontana]

No, I was just so livid. And then, you know, the repeated text. So finally I ran into Howie. He goes, hey, man, I owe you dinner. I go, we're good. We're good. We don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to have dinner with you. You're gonna.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Crazy old lady. And she's gonna throw food at me in the middle of it.

[Santino Fontana]

I mean, what would you have done?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I'm much more temperamental than you. That would have. Look, the first one, I'd have been like, ha, ha ha.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Then the second one, I would have been like, okay, I'm gonna get you back bad. I'm gonna get you back bad.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I probably would have smeared poop in his trailer. Yeah. Something fun like that.

[Santino Fontana]

But you. That right. I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I would have loaded up.

[Santino Fontana]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

You. You got mad and left. I would have loaded up. I would have been preparing during the day. How can I. Yeah. You know, can I. Can I slash his tires?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I really take it to the next level? That it shouldn't go to.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I went. Yeah. I mean, so I. It wasn't inappropriate, my feelings.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it was. It was. It was disrespectful of how you also. You don't. You know, there's an old rule, old world rule. You know the old world rule.

[Santino Fontana]

Tell me you.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't. You don't pester a sleeping man.

[Santino Fontana]

That. I've heard that from my grandfather.

[Bobby Lee]

Do not.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't pest a sleeping man. You don't pester a sleeping man.

[Santino Fontana]

Don't start fake wars with a fake person.

[Bobby Lee]

And more importantly, you don't pester a sleeping man. Yeah, you don't pester a sleeping man.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

People are vulnerable when they're sleeping. You don't do that.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Want to with me? I better be awake also.

[Santino Fontana]

It's not. It's not. I was fatigued.

[Bobby Lee]

You're tired from the show?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I was running on two hours of sleep. I was like fatigued.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That a 70 year old man is playing those games is so funny. That's why it's funny. That's why. How. He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy because he will with you. But this beef that, that. This beef that is being had right now with you and Paulie, it's fake. You don't like it.

[Santino Fontana]

It's not that I don't like it, it's just that. Because when I see him, it's like, did and we hug and all that stuff, right?

[Bobby Lee]

You love him.

[Santino Fontana]

I love him, but like, he's trying to start this thing I've seen online.

[Paulie]

And so I don't know anything about it. I got a missed call from him though.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably.

[Santino Fontana]

Yes.

[Paulie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But he told me, he was like.

[Santino Fontana]

But we're not gonna bite.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not. But I was kind of willing to have fun with it. But, yeah, I like that you're like that.

[Santino Fontana]

Don't you think this is the best route?

[Bobby Lee]

It's the one that you want to take. So I'll be on there.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll ride with you.

[Santino Fontana]

What's the route that you wanted to take?

[Bobby Lee]

I wanted to see a little fake.

[Santino Fontana]

War between you guys, but it was with you too.

[Bobby Lee]

Nah.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was bad friends. It wasn't just me.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he came up to me in the parking lot and he's like, I think we should do something. Me and Bobby.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Mad at him. No, I was like, you're not mad at him.

[Santino Fontana]

That's something that he Would say mad that way.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Mad. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I didn't. I did. I didn't know if he had talked to you about it. That's why I was curious.

[Santino Fontana]

No, he was. He's been. Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's one of the sweetest guys.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. But, yeah, I'm not doing. I'll do. I'll do a war with Howie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

But he would. This is what he wants, though. That's the thing with Howie's mentality, you know? I mean, he thrives onto the.

[Bobby Lee]

He does.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. I'm not biting.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Santino Fontana]

The whole Bill Burr, Billy Corgan thing was. He was loving every minute of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I did, too. I thought that was fascinating.

[Santino Fontana]

It was fascinating. Yeah. Yeah. But I'd love to see Bill, Matt.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what. He's the best.

[Santino Fontana]

He's the best at.

[Bobby Lee]

And Billy Corgan.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he was sheepish in that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it was a little.

[Santino Fontana]

He was like, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a little unnerving.

[Santino Fontana]

It was unnerving, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The whole thing was a little.

[Santino Fontana]

But, yeah, Howie, we're good. We're good. We're good.

[Bobby Lee]

You're good?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. You've never been mad on a set or. No one's ever. You, like, pissed you off? I've made so many people mad.

[Bobby Lee]

I had the last season of Dave. I had an unfortunate moment. It wasn't just me.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The director.

[Santino Fontana]

I love this.

[Bobby Lee]

The director.

[Santino Fontana]

Tell me, tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't mention her name or anything, but we were shooting a scene outside. We were, like, out in the countryside, and it was like a crazy morning. Like nothing was set up right. It was kind of wackadoo, and there's a lot of moving pieces. But it was also like a huge wide for people at home that want to know. Usually shoot a wide and then you come and close. Depends on the director style. But a lot of times you get this big off wide. You get to warm up, and then you get to the scene, then you get really down to the nitty gritty. You get really micro. Anyway, we're shooting this huge wide and we're, like walking through. And I'm like, we're walking through and then we go behind this bus that we're on, and then we kind of are chilling, but it's me and a few of the castmates. And so we're kind of through the scene because you're never going to use that shot for more than a quarter of a tenth of a Second.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So then we go around the bus, and we're all chatting, and she fucking loses it. We can hear you. This is the third fucking time you guys are talking through the fucking thing, and you're not even like a bunch of children. When she called us children, that's when I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah, I was like. I was like, you're crazy. Out of pocket. Yeah, I'm a fucking adult male. You don't talk to anybody like that. She was losing her cool. And also because the episode was kind of not the way they wanted it to go. And I was like, this isn't our fault. She was. So then me. I'm not naming people. And the two other castmates were like, you got it. You got it.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Then the neck. The rest of that scene was even harder for her because I was giving nothing.

[Santino Fontana]

You were pissed.

[Bobby Lee]

I was like, oh, you think that's. Oh, you think that's annoying? Wait till you see what we do in the next fuck when you get tighter. Yeah, just wait.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll do 30 of them now.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You treat me like a kid. That's crazy. I'm a grownup. Just be like, hey, you guys, we can hear you. She lost her cool. And subsequently, you know, haven't heard from her in a while. I don't think she's getting.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, she lost her.

[Bobby Lee]

And the whole crew was like, what the was that like? The whole crew was like. Because what you do is you bring down the energy of the thing. It was like, why are you doing that? Then? You're. Because all the crew guys are like, you know, like, the sound guy was like, yeah. Like, what's that about?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So then everyone's in a weird mood. Like, why are you being that way? You're just blowing up on people because you're upset about something. So.

[Santino Fontana]

But can you do what Daniel Day Kim does?

[Bobby Lee]

Be Asian?

[Santino Fontana]

No, no, no, no. Daniel Day Kim told me about. He was on a set once where the director was the first day and goes, hey, man, you're 30 minutes late. Screams at him. Yeah, but he wasn't late.

[Bobby Lee]

He was on time.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. So Daniel pulled him aside and go, hey, man, don't talk to me like that.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Why can't we do that?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not Daniel Day Kim.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah, you can, though. You're DeAndre Santino.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, what. What's going on here? What's up, dude? Who are you, dude?

[Bobby Lee]

Damn, dude, you ordered. That meant. Yeah, take a seat.

[Santino Fontana]

You want to sit down or.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, for sure.

[Zach Townsend]

Hey man, I have a idea for you, Bob, if you want.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

Oh my. Thank you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, I told you about it.

[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Santino Fontana]

Because of Rocket Money.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Zach Townsend]

What's your last name, Mr. Mr. Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

That's Bobby Lee.

[Zach Townsend]

Bobby Lee.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Santino Fontana]

What's your name?

[Bobby Lee]

Get comfortable, man. Yes, thanks.

[Santino Fontana]

What's your name?

[Zach Townsend]

Zach Townsend.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a great idea. What's going on?

[Santino Fontana]

He's a great comment.

[Zach Townsend]

I got It. I got a business idea for you guys, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Zach Townsend]

Can I pitch it to you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

This is going to get me out of the hole.

[Santino Fontana]

Okay.

[Zach Townsend]

Chat EBT and be okay.

[Santino Fontana]

I love it.

[Zach Townsend]

Before you.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not.

[Zach Townsend]

It's not what you're probably thinking.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

This is. I know exactly what it is.

[Santino Fontana]

It's not.

[Zach Townsend]

It's. It's Chat. GBT for black people.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How does that work?

[Santino Fontana]

How does that work?

[Zach Townsend]

So basically you, like, ask.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it doesn't work.

[Zach Townsend]

It should be working.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why Snap got taken away.

[Zach Townsend]

It's not working right now. Yeah, but it. Basically you ax it a question and then it just says, oh, hell no.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, I see. Yeah. Well, it's a really good idea.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a great idea.

[Santino Fontana]

So is it AI or Allen Iverson?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow. You got him.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, we got it.

[Santino Fontana]

All them. Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

You want a piece of pizza? It looks like you got a lot.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, Too many boxes maybe.

[Bobby Lee]

It's probably blocking your face. Just put it off to the side.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This is my favorite part. I knew he was going to look at one right away. Yeah, well, there's more in there. There's different kinds.

[Santino Fontana]

I like this kind.

[Zach Townsend]

I have some pepperoni if you want some.

[Bobby Lee]

I've seen that movie before. I'm not. I'm not biting. Ladies and gentlemen, Bad Friends Family. Bad Friends family. This is our good friend Zach Townsend. Great comedian, great stand up. Who.

[Santino Fontana]

Hello, everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

Who opened for me for a little while.

[Santino Fontana]

What happened?

[Zach Townsend]

Wait. Yeah, wait, what happened?

[Bobby Lee]

He started closing.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, you're a headliner.

[Bobby Lee]

Guy's a headliner. Yeah, well, can't open anymore when you're closing. Yeah, I mean, you know, you're people to run those stores, right? You can't close if it's open. You can't open if it's closed.

[Santino Fontana]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Zach is a phenomenal comic. Nashville.

[Santino Fontana]

Although it is a good excuse, if you don't want somebody to open for you, you pull them aside.

[Paulie]

Yeah, this.

[Zach Townsend]

This is the first time here I thought I was still opening. This pizza thing was a bit. But I think this might.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I figured you're gonna go hungry for a little while, so I was like to give that man some pizzas.

[Santino Fontana]

Who opens for you now?

[Bobby Lee]

Anybody but Zach.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Okay.

[Santino Fontana]

I heard Catbird got a little thing from you.

[Bobby Lee]

Cat Bird. We did take down Catbird.

[Zach Townsend]

Was us.

[Paulie]

Yeah, we did.

[Santino Fontana]

Was always. Oh, you did bray last weekend, idiot.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, we did.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we did Bray and I took Cat Bird and. And Zach and Zach came.

[Santino Fontana]

Zach, how was Cat?

[Zach Townsend]

Zack. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Zack. Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Zac.

[Santino Fontana]

What?

[Zach Townsend]

Zac.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Zach.

[Bobby Lee]

I got to change your contact in my phone. Zach and Cat went down. Then Devontra Coleman comes with me when he can. When he's not, you know.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Blowing up. This guy.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

This guy just came from. Tell him what you just did.

[Zach Townsend]

I just did.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on, tell. Tell it to him the way you told me.

[Zach Townsend]

I just did. I just did Comics Unleashed.

[Santino Fontana]

I'd rather work at Dominoes. Wow. I was Byron Unleashed.

[Bobby Lee]

For people that don't know it's a comedic institution, it's been around for. It's got to be 20 years. I mean, right? How long has it been on tv?

[Santino Fontana]

It was all for a while.

[Bobby Lee]

Ever.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Paulie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, genuinely, look it up. How long has it been on? But Byron Allen has been running this show. It's a round table of comics on couches, and they, you know, you pitch your jokes and you get to run your bits. It's been on for 19 years. I was right there. I said.

[Santino Fontana]

Who was on it with you today?

[Zach Townsend]

It was Guy Tory from American History.

[Santino Fontana]

I love guys so much.

[Zach Townsend]

He's great.

[Santino Fontana]

He's an old friend of mine.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah. I actually opened for him a couple times in Nashville, so maybe you can.

[Bobby Lee]

Open for him again, because I'm done with you. Who else?

[Zach Townsend]

And then two other people. I don't remember their names, but they were nice.

[Santino Fontana]

They'll be real.

[Zach Townsend]

No, they're nice.

[Santino Fontana]

You don't know their names, really?

[Zach Townsend]

I really don't know that. One of them was like, glory something. Then the other guy was. He had gray hair.

[Bobby Lee]

I remember that. Oh, gray hair.

[Santino Fontana]

Gray hair.

[Zach Townsend]

We did gray hair. Comedian.

[Bobby Lee]

Gray hair. Wait, didn't Cat film with you? Wasn't she gonna film?

[Zach Townsend]

She. We all did different ones, but she. She's filming today.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm pretty sure those guys, you know, they do. Did you ever do Comics Unleashed?

[Santino Fontana]

I've been asked.

[Bobby Lee]

I never did it.

[Zach Townsend]

I can't believe you and I, Bob didn't have enough.

[Bobby Lee]

We're the only headliners.

[Santino Fontana]

I didn't have enough. What?

[Zach Townsend]

I said, Bob didn't have enough bits to do it.

[Santino Fontana]

I was just joking, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

The look. The look of anger with a little bit of pizza on your mouth.

[Santino Fontana]

Perfect. You know, Can I be honest?

[Bobby Lee]

Hit him hard. I don't give a. He's not mine. He's not mine.

[Santino Fontana]

That hit me so hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

Like, it's a destroyer of friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, now, why don't you go on Comics, Unleash and prove him wrong.

[Santino Fontana]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

You could prove him.

[Santino Fontana]

Good one. Why didn't you do it?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't feel. That's not a format for me.

[Santino Fontana]

Me either.

[Zach Townsend]

Me either. If I'm being honest, there was never.

[Bobby Lee]

A point in my career that I thought I was going to be good on that show. Yeah, I never did Leighton. I only did Conan. Conan was the only one I wanted to do because I loved Conan and I always wanted to do Letterman, but by the time I had the balls put together, Letterman was gone. And so Conan was my hero. I wanted to Conan. I got on Conan and they were like, why don't you want to do other late night? I was like, how much more are you gonna open? How much more are you gonna open?

[Zach Townsend]

We have one more.

[Paulie]

We do have one more.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Yeah. Thank you. Right in the mic. God, these guys. This is how unprofessional the show is. They don't know to turn their mic down when they're doing some dumb like that.

[Santino Fontana]

M.

[Bobby Lee]

But he'll do that for you. He'll come running like a little pip squeak. That he is. Get, go. Get going, get going. God, I love that. He's the best. He is my favorite. No, but I only wanted to do Conan. And then when they asked do the other ones, I thought, I'm gonna bomb on that show. Did you bomb?

[Zach Townsend]

Oh, yeah, I. Yeah, I. I had a hard. I was telling my cone outside. I did like three black jokes. I did like three black. I'm surprised they even let me do them.

[Bobby Lee]

Do them here. Let me hear them. Give me the premise I can do. I know, because, you know.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, I did. Well, the one that, you know, that you like, the.

[Bobby Lee]

The.

[Zach Townsend]

We're the only ones who know how to whisper.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they.

[Zach Townsend]

Then him and guy Tori were like. I think. I don't think they, like, got offended, but they were like. I made a joke about, like I said, I have a lot of black friends. You could tell by my shoes. And after the joke, they were like, man, you ain't got that ain't black people friend shoes.

[Santino Fontana]

You know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it is.

[Zach Townsend]

They unked on me. They uned. They. They unked. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

By the way, no white guy that wears Air Force ones. Every white guy that wears air force ones is friends with black people. It's. It's almost a requirement when you buy them at Foot Locker. They're like, let me see your phone. And you gotta show them how many black friends you have.

[Zach Townsend]

And your phone's dead. And you're like, can I charge my phone?

[Bobby Lee]

They're like, you definitely got. What is that? Cricket? You good?

[Santino Fontana]

Why did you do it?

[Zach Townsend]

Because I'm just trying to say yes to a lot of things.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, that's good.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Because Zach is a great comic and he needs more credits and the Internet now is flooded with a billion comics doing every clip. And then he needs to be a part of the system like everything else.

[Zach Townsend]

This is a credit, right?

[Bobby Lee]

It's a huge credit.

[Santino Fontana]

We're gonna cut you out of this, I think. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Fancy.

[Santino Fontana]

No bits.

[Zach Townsend]

I was kid. I'm a huge fan.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, give me. Give me the other jokes you tell. Do it just so we can hear him.

[Zach Townsend]

Oh, I did. I said one about like, I think true crime, like, you know, because it has to be clean too, so it can't be as good as. But I said, like, you know, I think white crimes get investigated a little bit harder than black crimes, you know, just based off the names. They name these things. Like a white woman will go missing and they'll. They'll call it like the 12 year disappearance of Sarah. And like a black guy gets murdered and then just like the first 48 hours, you know, that's a great.

[Bobby Lee]

They wrap it up quick.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, yeah, he liked that one. Byron liked that one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

But, yeah, he didn't like the. So I said, I talked to one of my black friends, was telling me I would chat evt. I feel like this is all I'm just doing. I'm like, Nick the Apollo now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, do it, Nick. All right.

[Zach Townsend]

I said, I have a lot of black friends if you can't tell about. My black friend told me the other day, he said, I don't trust white people because they're always telling secrets. And I was like, I don't agree with that statement at all. You know, I just think we're the only race that knows how to whisper.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a fantastic job. And they pushed back on that.

[Santino Fontana]

That.

[Zach Townsend]

No, I mean, he just kind of like they were kind of going after my shoes and it felt like maybe that one. Did you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you fire back at all?

[Zach Townsend]

A little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

I said it.

[Bobby Lee]

You said the nw. No, no, no, no, no.

[Zach Townsend]

I said stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop. Guys, are you nervous?

[Paulie]

A little bit.

[Zach Townsend]

It's not as. It's not. It wasn't as nerve as. As I thought it was going to be.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, no, because you. I mean, at some point, you know, you got the. If you have all the weapons, you're like, well, I'm just going to swing. And then hopefully they hit. And it's a live audience.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're. They alive?

[Santino Fontana]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

I was, like, looking at someone, like, dude, some of these people might be AI for real. Like, they're.

[Bobby Lee]

It's probably a lot of tweakers.

[Santino Fontana]

The reason why I don't like these types of shows is. Is that it's so. It's not organic. Right. It's like, you mean what? You. What are you gonna say so I can lead up to it? So it's. The conversation is so fake.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's. Every prompt on Late Night. They do the same thing. They prompt you.

[Santino Fontana]

Well, that's why I've never done them, you know, I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I. I just can't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. It's a. It's an old. It's an old format. Yeah, but it's a Car Carson did it. It was the way that fucking Carson set up his show, too. I mean, there was way more improv back then, but also, there's a lot of dead air. If you watch old Carson, there's an awful lot of fucking dead air. Wouldn't fly today.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you know, just there's moments of gaps where you're like, this is like valuable TV time. Yeah, but they need the prompts to keep the thing moving. I mean, Byron Allen, this guy, talk about proving all those conspiracy theories wrong. He bought the weather, right?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, he bought the weather.

[Zach Townsend]

The Jays can. Yeah, the Jays control it, but he bought it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They must have some sort of mutual agreement. Right?

[Zach Townsend]

He distributed the Jays.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Zach Townsend]

The Jays own it, but he distributes it.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Byron, next week it's going to rain. It's my company. I can make it rain if I want to. He acquired the Weather Channel. Byron Allen bought the Weather Channel $300 million deal in 2018.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

And by the way, this guy's got $300 million to buy the fucking Weather Channel. He paid this guy, like, $48 to go on TV.

[Santino Fontana]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

What did they give you for those. What did they give you for those live shows?

[Zach Townsend]

There's a couple hundred bucks. It wasn't a thousand, but it wasn't. It wasn't 500.

[Bobby Lee]

Even my. We're at my house. Even my wife is like, 200 real. You can't. They. That's what they give you. I was like, tv's dead.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They're killing everyone. They're not giving anyone any money to do.

[Zach Townsend]

I'm not even sure what it is. I don't even. Comics Unleashed might be on the Weather Channel. I don't know. I don't even know. They didn't tell me, like, what network it's gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

It runs side by side with a. A doppelganger. A Doppler alert. That's nice, though. That's nice that you got that under your belt. That's. First literal TV credit.

[Zach Townsend]

First literal TV credit. Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Give it up for the boy, huh?

[Paulie]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby's still fuming from the bits.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Just tell them you are. Tell them you hate it.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I love it.

[Zach Townsend]

No, he always tries to hit me whenever.

[Santino Fontana]

No, you. No, I give you gentle touches.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah. On the pee.

[Santino Fontana]

No, no. The other night, when I saw you at the store, I did Side. Side. Gentle touches on your side.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah. But you're always. I don't.

[Santino Fontana]

In your mind, you think that I'm gonna do something nefarious.

[Zach Townsend]

I think you're really strong.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I am very strong.

[Zach Townsend]

I know.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

That's why I don't like.

[Bobby Lee]

He's got that strength.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I got that strength. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we've always.

[Bobby Lee]

One extra chromosome.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. Dude. I will defeat all of you with a one. And then fighter star of the Karate.

[Zach Townsend]

Ghost, the Peanut Butter Falcon.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Santino Fontana]

Good. I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Peanut butterfly.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Who books the. How'd you get the show on?

[Zach Townsend]

My man, my management.

[Bobby Lee]

Facebook. Answer an ad on Facebook, they just put you on that thing?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You got bits. We should do it.

[Santino Fontana]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

We should do it together.

[Santino Fontana]

There's no way.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Santino Fontana]

I don't want to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

It would be fun. We could make the request. It would have to be just me, you, and Byron. And they would hunt. Why would they not do that? That'd be so funny.

[Zach Townsend]

That would be awesome. You're doing, like, Family Feud style. And get, like, two more, like, bad friends of Jason and just do all four of you.

[Bobby Lee]

I think that'd be fun.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

You could do all.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys don't bring up Family Feud. We lost a flavor. Flavor.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

To this day, if you.

[Santino Fontana]

If you were asked to do Family Feud. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

We did it.

[Santino Fontana]

No, but it was my family.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that. Well, rub it in.

[Santino Fontana]

No, but. No, but they're going to ask you, Santino. Right. Would I be a part of your five?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Santino Fontana]

You know how mad I'd be if I wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

He wants to win. Well, you didn't get many answers. Right. I'm going for skill.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tactics.

[Santino Fontana]

Who would be on your family?

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, imagine who would they put me up against, by the way? They put you up against Flavor. Flavor. So they're doing, like, who they think.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, that's right. What is it about? I'm Asian Flavor Flav.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, they're in the meeting room. They're like, all right, check it out.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's Bobby Lee's perfect counterpart? Who's like. Who's like a black Bobby Lee?

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like Flavor. Flavor.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who would I have as my family? It would be me, you, my sister, my wife, my mom, or my dad. Wouldn't want to do it. Maybe my dad, my sister. Definitely me, you, my sister.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who could be really good. See, I'd be tactical. You weren't tactical.

[Santino Fontana]

What do you mean? I chose the wrong person. Esther.

[Bobby Lee]

Me, you, my sister, Raul, my landscaper.

[Santino Fontana]

That'd be funny.

[Bobby Lee]

He's amazing now he's so funny.

[Santino Fontana]

That'd be so funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Raul and. Brian Holtzman, just because I feel like him and Steve would have a battle.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah. Holtzman would be fun and hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's so funny. To watch him scream at Steve Harvey. I mean, they would hate each other. That's like two opposite energies.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I would. Next time I do it, if I ever do it, I would. I would choose the team that would win.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we will. We'll get a little team together. Oh, no. They're never gonna ask me. I'm with you. I'm your plus one. They don't want me.

[Santino Fontana]

They're gonna ask you.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't want me.

[Santino Fontana]

Please ask them, because I need redemption.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd rather go on. I'd rather go on Wheel of Fortune.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, I'll be bad at that game.

[Bobby Lee]

What? You guess. Letters.

[Santino Fontana]

I'm not good at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Easiest game. It's not Jeopardy.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Zach's got one more day here in Los Angeles. We sent him around. We did almost everything with the boy.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Then he goes back to Nashville to his girlfriend, who he loves.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Just got him. Just got himself a new house.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Thanks, Bob.

[Santino Fontana]

Amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

You did it. You helped.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I extorted money from you. Carlos. I'm the Mexican gangster.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, I see. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You better buy my opener. A house, eh?

[Santino Fontana]

And your girlfriend lives with you. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I would hope so. They bought a house together.

[Santino Fontana]

Oh, together. She's paying for some of the mortgage. Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Oh, yeah. That's why we're doing it.

[Santino Fontana]

This is a light. So this is a life partner.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, probably.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Unless.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

I mean, how long have you been.

[Zach Townsend]

Unless she finds out what I did in my Comics Unleashed trailer.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, but how long. I mean, how long had you been dating her for?

[Zach Townsend]

Like, three. Three years.

[Santino Fontana]

Okay. That's a good enough time.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

She's red.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's. She's very good looking. She's cool, she's smart. She's way better than Zach. It's one of those things where it's annoying when you're like, oh, the partner is more superior. But. And then you sometimes wonder, is he holding her hostage? Yeah, he's shreking. You're sure?

[Zach Townsend]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're shreking hard. A new slang. A new slang term for the dating trend of intentionally dating someone you consider to be less attractive than yourself. They'll treat you better.

[Zach Townsend]

All right. Yeah, that's pretty spot on. That's actually like. That's almost like whoever made this knows me and my girlfriend.

[Santino Fontana]

So what's. What's your dream here? What do you. What do you want out of this business?

[Zach Townsend]

I wanna.

[Bobby Lee]

I want him out.

[Santino Fontana]

What is it?

[Zach Townsend]

Just to be as successful as you guys.

[Santino Fontana]

Really?

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Never. Yeah. Shoot for the moon. Right? And if not.

[Zach Townsend]

Was that a. Was that a shot?

[Bobby Lee]

He does this all the time. Let me tell you. Let me tell you something, pal. Let me tell you something, pal. We have your replacement. We casted him. The fans answered.

[Santino Fontana]

He was a hit.

[Bobby Lee]

He was a hit. He.

[Santino Fontana]

Was he not a hit?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's a hit. And you're a what?

[Santino Fontana]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You're a lump.

[Santino Fontana]

A miss.

[Bobby Lee]

A miss.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah, yeah.

[Santino Fontana]

No. Oh, you're ahead. I love you. Stop. Stop, Stop.

[Bobby Lee]

It goes bumpy in the night. Karate Ghost coming this fall. Do we know when it comes out?

[Santino Fontana]

No, I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Do Karate Ghost Release DATE Wait, what is this? He's in a movie called Karate Ghost. It's going to be awesome. January 31, 2023. It already came out. You filmed it after it came out? That's how good the movie came out.

[Santino Fontana]

Was there another Karate Ghost?

[Bobby Lee]

How. How on earth is there more than one of.

[Santino Fontana]

We did the remake.

[Paulie]

Here's the one you're in with Belushi.

[Bobby Lee]

Set in a town ruled by an absurd karate law, the film watches a lonely teen form an unlikely bomb with the ghost of his late father's favorite action hero.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you. You're just a local. You're not one of the. Are you the ghost?

[Santino Fontana]

No, no. I play a sensei.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's why.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's why. Exactly the question you just asked me five minutes ago.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Who was it? Daniel Day. Kim. Yeah. That's why we are not Daniel Day Kim.

[Santino Fontana]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you played a sensei.

[Santino Fontana]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm in the magic movie for Four Heartbeats.

[Santino Fontana]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They make me disappear. Yeah. Zach, close out the show by saying thanks for being a bad friend into your camera.

[Zach Townsend]

Thanks for being a bad friend, everybody.

[Bobby Lee]

That was terrible.

[Zach Townsend]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Santino Fontana]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Santino Fontana]

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