Happy New Year 2025

Summary

Bad Friends Podcast Episode: "Happy New Year 2025"

Release Date: December 30, 2024
Hosts: Bobby Lee (Host 1) & Andrew Santino (Host 2)
Production: 7EQUIS

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1. New Year's Celebrations and Fancy Bee Tribute ([00:30] - [02:22])

The episode kicks off with Bobby Lee extending New Year greetings to listeners and introducing a special Fancy Bee compilation. Bobby expresses his appreciation for Fancy Bee, highlighting the effort he put into editing the compilation himself to showcase his gratitude.

Bobby Lee ([00:30]):
"Happy New Year. We know how much you guys love Fancy Bee. We love them too. And so we put together a little Fancy Bee compilation, if you will."

This segment sets a festive tone, celebrating the upcoming year and acknowledging influential figures within their community.

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2. Hilarious Restaurant Ordering Skit ([00:50] - [03:05])

Bobby and Andrew engage in a comedic skit portraying a challenging dining experience at a peculiar restaurant that exclusively serves chimichurri steak. They interact with a one-man server (Host 3), leading to humorous misunderstandings and exaggerated frustrations.

Andrew Santino ([02:39]):
"That's all they serve. Okay, well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that?"

Bobby Lee ([02:20]):
"And water. That's it."

The skit highlights their knack for improvisational comedy, emphasizing the absurdity of limited menu options and the ensuing back-and-forth dialogue.

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3. Reflections on AA Meetings and 40-Year Sobriety ([03:10] - [05:30])

The conversation shifts to a more personal anecdote involving a 40-year sobriety anniversary cake for a friend named Dan. Bobby shares his experience of purchasing a supermarket-style cake for Dan's men's meeting, leading to playful teasing about the cake's appearance.

Andrew Santino ([04:11]):
"I saw the photo at his men's meeting. 40 year sober anniversary cake. Shout out Dan."

Bobby Lee ([04:44]):
"It looked like a supermarket cake. Didn't miss that."

This segment underscores their camaraderie and ability to find humor in sincere moments, blending personal stories with their signature humor.

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4. Banter and Comedy Dynamics ([05:35] - [09:00])

Bobby and Andrew delve into playful banter, debating over joke execution and comedic timing. They touch upon cultural stereotypes and the challenges of delivering jokes that land well with their audience.

Bobby Lee ([06:16]):
"I agree."

Andrew Santino ([07:58]):
"Wait, wait. That joke is so good."

Their interaction showcases the behind-the-scenes dynamics of comedy, emphasizing the importance of timing and mutual understanding in crafting effective humor.

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5. Discussing Comedy Legacy and Patrice ([08:31] - [10:45])

The hosts engage in a discussion about comedy legacies, specifically mentioning Patrice, a comedian who passed away. They express concern over younger audiences not being familiar with his work, reflecting on the impact of legacy in the comedy world.

Andrew Santino ([08:35]):
"None of the kids know him."

Bobby Lee ([10:15]):
"Look, let me see something. Who is one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice."

This conversation highlights their appreciation for comedic pioneers and the importance of preserving comedic history.

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6. Commentary on Media and Cultural References ([11:02] - [14:12])

Bobby and Andrew discuss various media influences, including references to cultural phenomena like "Wakanda" from Black Panther and appearances at events like Coachella. They also critique societal norms and stereotypes, blending observational humor with cultural commentary.

Bobby Lee ([13:02]):
"He did. Had 10 days to do this thing, right? It was a risk. He did the best he could."

Andrew Santino ([14:21]):
"Wait, are you talking about your body?"

Their analysis reflects a critical yet humorous perspective on contemporary media and societal behaviors.

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7. The Art of "Negging" in Dating ([18:45] - [19:33])

The hosts explore the concept of "negging," drawing from Neil Strauss's book The Game. They discuss its effectiveness (or lack thereof) in modern dating, sharing personal anecdotes about unsuccessful attempts at using this technique.

Bobby Lee ([18:47]):
"For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called the Game."

Andrew Santino ([19:00]):
"So one of the things in it is...Supposedly, that's gonna get their juices flowing. It doesn't work. They spit in your face."

This segment critiques manipulative dating strategies, emphasizing the futility and negative repercussions of such approaches.

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8. Final Reflections and Holiday Wishes ([21:42] - [22:13])

As the episode wraps up, Bobby and Andrew offer holiday wishes to their listeners. Their attempt at singing "Feliz Navidad" becomes a source of additional laughter, showcasing their ability to laugh at themselves and maintain a light-hearted atmosphere.

Bobby Lee ([21:42]):
"I want to wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart."

Andrew Santino ([21:58]):
"Please stop me die. Please stop."

This closing segment reinforces the podcast's blend of humor and genuine connection with the audience, leaving listeners with a warm holiday sentiment.

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Notable Highlights and Quotes

• Dining Dilemma Skit:
  "That's all they serve. Okay, well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that?"
  — Bobby Lee ([02:20])

• AA Meeting Cake Story:
  "I saw the photo at his men's meeting. 40 year sober anniversary cake. Shout out Dan."
  — Andrew Santino ([04:11])

• Comedy Legacy Concern:
  "None of the kids know him."
  — Andrew Santino ([08:35])

• Critique of Negging:
  "They spit in your face. They spit in your face."
  — Andrew Santino ([19:00])

• Holiday Singing Attempt:
  "Please stop me die. Please stop."
  — Andrew Santino ([21:58])

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Conclusion

In "Happy New Year 2025," Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino deliver a quintessential episode of the Bad Friends podcast, intertwining sharp humor with personal anecdotes and cultural commentary. From comedic skits about peculiar restaurants to reflections on the legacy of fellow comedians, the hosts maintain an engaging and entertaining dialogue throughout. Their ability to blend humor with heartfelt moments ensures that both longtime listeners and newcomers find value and laughter in their conversations. As they navigate topics ranging from dating strategies to holiday festivities, Bobby and Andrew exemplify the dynamic chemistry that makes Bad Friends a beloved podcast in the comedy landscape.

Transcript

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[Host 1]

Happy New Year. We know how much you guys love Fancy Bee. We love them too. And so we put together a little Fancy Bee compilation, if you will. I mean, I did it myself. I'm the one that edited this whole thing. And that's because I wanted to show Fancy how much I really appreciated him and loved him for the new year. So enjoy. Bad friends. What's your, what's your deal? Why are you so uppity and throwing darts at people?

[Host 2]

I don't know. I just feel good.

[Host 1]

You feel? There's our server. Hi. Hey. Hi.

[Host 2]

Hello.

[Host 1]

Oh, so you, oh, you do.

[Host 3]

It's a one man shop.

[Host 1]

Do you cook as well?

[Host 2]

I do.

[Host 1]

Oh, okay.

[Host 3]

Are you Argentinian?

[Host 2]

I am.

[Host 3]

Okay. Wow.

[Host 1]

So do you have any specials?

[Host 2]

Chimichurri steak.

[Host 1]

Chimchurri steak. That's all you got?

[Host 2]

That's it.

[Host 3]

Can we get a menu?

[Host 2]

Chimichurri steak.

[Host 3]

That's all they serve?

[Host 1]

That's all they serve. Okay, well, do you guys want to put in a drink order or something like that? Do you want something to drink? To me Guess I want a lemonade. A lemonade.

[Host 3]

First of all, because you only have chimichurri steak here, so what are the drinks options? It doesn't seem like you would have lemonade.

[Host 2]

We have wine.

[Host 3]

Wine and water. And water.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 2]

With lemon? We can put lemon.

[Host 1]

You can put lemon in the water?

[Host 2]

Yep.

[Host 1]

Or the wine.

[Host 3]

Would you like water? Lemon. Water. Will that suffice? I don't drink. I don't drink. So I'll have just, I guess a water.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 1]

I don't really want wine. I, I, I'll just have some water as well. Are you sure there's nothing, there's like nothing else back there?

[Host 2]

We have energy drinks.

[Host 3]

Oh, oh, I'll have an energy drink. What brand?

[Host 2]

We have Red Bulls.

[Host 1]

Perfect.

[Host 3]

Oh, perfect. I'll have a. You have a sugar free Red Bull?

[Host 2]

No, only with sugar.

[Host 3]

Okay, I'll have a regular Red Bull.

[Host 1]

Fine. We'll take. We'll take those.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Thank you so much.

[Host 3]

What a weird restaurant.

[Host 1]

I mean, honestly. Just Chimchari wine. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Chimichurri steak.

[Host 1]

Red Bull.

[Host 3]

Red Bull. And water.

[Host 1]

And water. That's it.

[Host 3]

That's it. I don't know how they say business.

[Host 1]

So, Dominguez. Oh, yeah.

[Host 3]

Sir.

[Host 1]

And we'll just take three steaks, obviously, because we can't choose anything because.

[Host 3]

Can we. Can we.

[Host 2]

Medium.

[Host 3]

Okay. Do we have an option or. Yeah, can we do medium?

[Host 2]

No. Yes, medium.

[Host 3]

That's the only thing you do.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I'd like medium rare, if that's possible.

[Host 3]

No, that's what. They only have medium.

[Host 1]

You can just undercook it a little bit.

[Host 3]

They only have medium.

[Host 2]

The chef doesn't like suggestions, so.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 3]

So I guess we'll have three medium chim Steak. Steaks. I'll have a red bowl. You want a red bowl? Three red bowls. Water, Lemon? Water.

[Host 1]

Water's all around.

[Host 3]

Yeah, but no lemon for mine.

[Host 1]

No lemon for his, please. And no ice in mine, please. If you could.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Did you get all that?

[Host 2]

Let me write it down.

[Host 1]

Why don't you do.

[Host 3]

You can't memorize that.

[Host 1]

Can you repeat it back to us so we make sure you have the order right?

[Host 3]

You can't memorize that.

[Host 2]

I think you guys wanted the steak, right?

[Host 3]

Yes. I was with a woman.

[Host 1]

We have to go on.

[Host 3]

We're making out.

[Host 1]

First base.

[Host 3]

Then she stopped.

[Host 1]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host 3]

Oh, no.

[Host 1]

Her body, her choice.

[Host 3]

All right. Yeah, yeah. Her choice.

[Host 1]

Her body, her choice. Her body, her choice.

[Host 3]

Right?

[Host 1]

Her body, her choice.

[Host 3]

And then she looked and she goes, I just. I'm not attracted to you.

[Host 1]

Yep.

[Host 3]

You're fat. You're fat. No.

[Host 1]

Yeah, no, that's. Boo.

[Host 3]

She called you.

[Host 2]

And I go, oh, she didn't realize until that moment.

[Host 1]

Okay, well, damn, Lyle.

[Host 3]

Oh, my character right now. Yeah, yeah, that was.

[Host 1]

Yeah. The Menendez killers are hard.

[Host 3]

Dude. Dude. Saturday morning, I woke up, I went. So I went to the La Valencia Hotel, spent the night there, went to the store, and then spent the night there to give Dan a 40 or 40 year cake.

[Host 1]

I saw the photo at.

[Host 3]

At his men's meeting.

[Host 1]

40 year sober anniversary cake. Shout out Dan.

[Host 3]

And then it was great because it.

[Host 2]

Looked like a supermarket cake.

[Host 1]

Didn't miss that.

[Host 3]

I'll tell you that. You're really gonna piss me off today. I'm not in the mood to play right now, dude. I mean, what does one ha. Number one do? You know how aa Meetings work.

[Host 2]

No.

[Host 3]

Okay, so every week. And Carlos can back me up, right?

[Host 1]

You look like a supermarket cake, dude. You're a fucking piece of shit.

[Host 3]

Piece of shit. So this is how it works?

[Host 1]

Was it? Was it?

[Host 3]

This is how it works.

[Host 1]

Where was it? Was it Ralph's?

[Host 3]

I don't know. I didn't even look at the cake.

[Host 1]

It was Vons.

[Host 3]

Yeah. This is how it works, John. Every year they. They do like a. You know, they do a group census. Consensus. Not group. A group meeting where they nominate people that do like chairs. It's always a newcomer. And they go, who wants the cake? Commitment. Some newcomer raises. I'll do it. So every week his job is to go to anywhere and buy a cake and bring it to the meeting, right? I don't know where the fuck it's from, but that's not the point of the birthday.

[Host 2]

I see.

[Host 3]

40 years of sobriety is a huge deal, man.

[Host 2]

That's why I thought it would be a better cake.

[Host 3]

What's wrong, dude?

[Host 1]

Dude.

[Host 3]

Wow.

[Host 1]

I love it. I think he was spraying shot. I think he couldn't hold it.

[Advertiser]

Wouldn't you go in your pants if you couldn't?

[Host 1]

No, I'd go right in the aisle like that. Really?

[Host 3]

You would?

[Host 1]

Well, yeah. The way these prices of these flights now are so absurd. The least you can do is let me on the floor. What? Someone. Someone what?

[Host 3]

And Andrew, just stop for a second. Stop.

[Host 1]

We really should.

[Host 3]

No, no. I know. No, here's the deal.

[Host 1]

Yeah, you're right.

[Host 3]

He was attempting to do a joke from a Dumb and Dumber reference. It didn't land well.

[Host 1]

I didn't like it.

[Host 3]

It didn't make any sense.

[Host 1]

Did you just do Dumb and Dumber.

[Advertiser]

On sos, VHS or something with me?

[Host 3]

And so I think that there needs to be a boycott.

[Host 1]

I agree.

[Host 3]

So the boycott is this. That was your last straw, friend.

[Host 1]

That's it.

[Host 3]

You and I will never do his stupid show again.

[Host 1]

Correct. Well, we already did. We already did it once.

[Host 3]

Unfortunately, we gave him the favor. Never again. Never again.

[Host 1]

Give that mic to Carlos's side. I want that facing Carlos from now on. Carlos.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Face you. There we go. I can't have this guy just yab yabbing into the mic about nothing because.

[Host 3]

Andrew was going to do gold. Yeah, I could feel it building up as his sidekick. As a sidekick, I was feeling gold coming on. And then you, my friend, you put a dam in the middle of.

[Host 1]

Well, let's give you another chance to do this bad joke. What is it? Go ahead.

[Host 3]

Yeah, so you Say what you were going to say.

[Host 1]

No, no, no. I want to hear him do it.

[Host 3]

No, you. But he had to interrupt you. That. The timing is impeccable.

[Host 1]

Don't worry. He'll interrupt me like he always does.

[Host 3]

So.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it was a Delta flight, and someone was.

[Host 2]

Someone did a dumb and dumber thing there.

[Host 1]

Now, I know you're editing this, but I want you to slowly punch in on yourself. Slowly zoom in on how dumb you look right now.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Thank you. Dude, you're so white. You're the whitest friend I have. You're so white.

[Host 3]

But I never go in there.

[Host 2]

It's a Twinkie, okay?

[Host 3]

Oh, okay.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God.

[Advertiser]

Dude, that's a layer joke.

[Host 1]

That's so good.

[Host 3]

Holy.

[Host 1]

Give him credit, dude.

[Host 3]

What the. Did you call me?

[Host 1]

Dude, you are the Twinkie of this show. Holy shit. That's so good.

[Host 3]

Explain Twinkie for the viewers that doesn't know.

[Host 1]

And I'm a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah. So. So. Yeah, you are.

[Host 1]

I really am.

[Host 3]

So tell me what a Twinkie is, my friend.

[Host 1]

Yeah. What do you.

[Host 3]

The audience.

[Host 1]

What do you mean by twinkling, buddy?

[Host 2]

It's like yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.

[Host 1]

Interesting.

[Host 3]

Interesting. Because I grew up in the suburbs.

[Host 1]

Wow. Dude, Twinkie is pretty good.

[Host 3]

There's no legacy. There's no legacy. Yes, there. There is no legacy. Look, let me see something. Who is one of the best comics that died in the last 10 years? Patrice. Right? Yeah. None of the kids know him.

[Host 1]

That's not true.

[Host 3]

That's not true. They don't.

[Host 1]

I think. I think. Okay, you're naming someone who's.

[Host 2]

Well, if you have no hours out, maybe there's no legacy.

[Host 1]

Oh, that's a shot.

[Host 2]

Oh, no.

[Host 3]

Why did you look at me when. Why didn't you look at me when you said it? Can I tell you that? I noticed that, too. Yeah, you took the shot and. Say it.

[Host 1]

Yeah, take the shot. If you're gonna take the shot, take the shot. You're gonna shoot a guy in the back?

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what you did. No, you shoot him.

[Host 1]

You know what he did? Dude, he sucker punched you.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah, that was.

[Host 1]

Walked up to me. He looked at you.

[Host 3]

Boom.

[Host 1]

And punched you without even. Just say it. You go ahead.

[Host 2]

No, I was just saying the legacy thing, you know, that you have to.

[Host 3]

Put.

[Host 1]

Outside of Rogan's Club, though. I don't know if you saw this. There were black Israelites. Do you know what this is? Goop Creek. Do you know what a black Israelite Is like an African Jew to me. Okay. There was dozens of black Israelites yelling in the streets. They were the original Jews. And they were screaming at people. And they were wearing purple shirts just like those shirts right there. And they were screaming at people. That's exactly what they were wearing. That's it.

[Host 3]

That's what Beyonce's backup dancers wore at Coachella.

[Host 1]

Is this at Coachella?

[Host 3]

I think so.

[Host 1]

Wow.

[Host 3]

There's the trumpets.

[Host 1]

They're not holding.

[Host 2]

Or Wakanda.

[Host 3]

So. So these individual.

[Host 1]

Did you just hear what he just said?

[Host 3]

That was so funny. Holy. This Wakanda. Wow.

[Host 1]

This is the sniper.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Tom delong is being inducted into the Poway High School hall of fame. Tom DeLong of Blink 182, by the way, the thing that I was upset about was there was another woman that was inducted who I don't think is famous.

[Host 3]

None of them are.

[Host 1]

Well, Tom DeLonge.

[Host 3]

He's the only. He's the first guy that's famous that is actually in the hall of Fame.

[Host 1]

Well, maybe you need to do something like that. Important work, something for the community.

[Host 3]

Oh, you think I'm not doing an.

[Host 2]

Important work for them?

[Host 3]

If I was. Honestly, if I was gonna do a real. Oh, hot dog restaurant. Right. I'd have to figure out. I want number one. I want it to be quality.

[Host 1]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 3]

Like, where do we get the dogs?

[Host 1]

What do you mean? They're. We got a. We got 100% from China, you know, you're lucky. That was funny.

[Host 3]

That was so funny.

[Host 1]

That's. That's. That is not okay.

[Host 3]

Yeah. That pause, though, was me laughing because I was hoping. But then I'm also offended. Guy. Dude. Every once in a while. Dude.

[Host 1]

Very funny, dude. Oh, hot dog.

[Host 3]

Yeah, From China. I mean, dude, the timing.

[Host 1]

Let me see who you say oh, hot dog in Spanish. Spanish style.

[Host 2]

Oh, perito caliente.

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[Host 1]

Well, here's the deal.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Part of the. Part of the. The growth of a child that we've seen is. Is that the support from the parents makes them believe that they can do something. So he's tricking his kid into thinking he has the ability to do.

[Host 3]

I'm raising him as a genius.

[Host 1]

Honestly, it might work to a degree. Until I said take a test, but.

[Host 3]

Yeah, but the ones they realize they're not right, they go into, you know.

[Host 1]

I mean, great depression to comedy.

[Host 3]

They might. Yeah, or.

[Host 1]

What did you say?

[Host 3]

What?

[Host 1]

What did you just say? What'd you just say? Filmmaker. Did you say filmmaker? You think you're so great piece of shit.

[Host 3]

God, dude, I'm not doing the short.

[Host 1]

We work with scumbags. All right, so what do you want to say about Joe Coy?

[Host 3]

What I want to say is, is that I thought he did a good job at the Golden Globe. I'll tell you why.

[Host 1]

Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. You guys know Joe Coy, don't you?

[Host 3]

He did. Had 10 days to do this thing, right? It was a risk. He did the best he could. I thought that they didn't do any. Him any favors in editing life. Okay? No, but what I'm saying is editing, like cutting into the audience and seeing some reactions. That's what I meant.

[Host 1]

Oh, right, right.

[Host 3]

That's what I meant.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Host 3]

All right. They didn't do any favors for him.

[Host 2]

And it's like, cut into the person he's mentioning.

[Host 1]

Go ahead, finish.

[Host 3]

No, I don't. I don't want to go.

[Host 1]

No, finish your thing.

[Host 3]

I don't want to continue.

[Host 1]

Please. I want to hear you.

[Host 3]

You're really. You're really on my last nerve. Handed to her. Nice. Dude, that's a celebrity, dude.

[Host 1]

Is she.

[Host 3]

Yeah, she is. Oh, whoa. Dude.

[Advertiser]

To wear these.

[Host 3]

You don't have to.

[Host 1]

No, but it helps.

[Host 3]

Don't do that Here.

[Host 1]

Your own.

[Host 3]

Don't that. Don't do that.

[Host 1]

You don't want to do the hair. It's fine.

[Host 3]

Don't do that here.

[Host 1]

Then throw it down. Or just put it wherever. Just hold it.

[Host 3]

You know, Andreas, when I die and I look down, because I will be looking down at my. My services and my funeral and stuff.

[Host 2]

Oh.

[Host 1]

I think he means because you're in the casket.

[Host 2]

I know.

[Host 3]

I think he means I'm in.

[Host 1]

I think he means in the casket. No, that's what I think we did.

[Host 3]

But coming to America, being a fat Asian guy and getting white chicks and Mexican, all this, it's challenge. I feel like I have the highest body count.

[Host 2]

I think is here. When you pay though.

[Host 3]

Wait, are you talking about your body? You know what? I'm trying to come here with positivity, dude. Right. And that your little jokes, dude. Right. I'm going to let them slide today.

[Host 1]

So on like Fresh Prince of Bel Air and sitcoms. Like when the audience is laughing.

[Host 3]

There's an actual audience there.

[Host 1]

There is. And then they what they do what they call sweeten it. So they, they, they sweeten it. They sweeten it. They put more laughs on top of the laugh.

[Host 3]

But also the audience gets it right. So they kind of pretend they get. They play along almost like. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like this pretty positive.

[Host 2]

What it's like this show, we laugh all the time.

[Host 1]

We're going to turn off your mic any second now. Yeah, yeah, keep that up.

[Host 3]

Yeah, it's.

[Host 1]

Dude, what you're doing for me, gambling is. I'll do it for fun. Yeah, but I'm not. I don't think about. I'm going to win money. Yeah, that's g. They're full time gambling. Andres. No, for you. Right?

[Host 2]

Yeah, I always have inside information. Actually. Do you guys want to know how.

[Host 3]

Much can you guess how much groundworks that people don't know about that you, Andrew and I can buy in on?

[Host 1]

This is going to be a new segment called Andres is on the Ground. Yeah, Andre, on the ground.

[Host 2]

Finance advice.

[Host 1]

Finance advice already finance advice. I'm not convinced.

[Host 3]

I'm not convinced.

[Host 1]

I just saw Matador in my head pull a finance advice, Andreas. A finance advice.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Do you need advice? Say. Say. Let me hear you say that.

[Host 3]

Have you heard of Richie Valley? You are told you never heard that song before.

[Host 2]

It's not like that.

[Host 1]

Don't correct us if you correct the host again.

[Host 3]

I don't know. I can't.

[Host 1]

You stepped on.

[Host 3]

I can't continue. I can't.

[Host 1]

Five times you're talking when Bobby walked in.

[Host 3]

Oh, I thought they were just going, but I guess.

[Host 1]

Well, look, they're saying something. But who gives a. Yeah, yeah.

[Host 3]

So Para by LR La Bamba and.

[Host 1]

How awful does that sound? Say it the way that you know it.

[Host 3]

What?

[Host 1]

Say it the way you know it.

[Host 3]

I was just doing it.

[Host 1]

No, the way you know it. Better song.

[Advertiser]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Creating a panga.

[Host 1]

Right, Right.

[Host 3]

Let me ask you something. When you guys went to Africa and stol all those black people.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And you're putting them on the ship. No, it was you guys. You guys invented that.

[Host 1]

Am I not right? 100%.

[Host 3]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, why did you push them in the middle of the ocean? And, you know, if they were a little sick or whatever.

[Host 1]

What was that for?

[Host 3]

What was that all about?

[Host 2]

Testing.

[Host 3]

You're testing.

[Host 2]

Yeah, they swing.

[Host 3]

Oh, so you thought you heard a stereotype, right? And you were like, maybe it's wrong.

[Host 1]

Well, was there. Was there a control to your experiment? You had to have a control.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Can Spaniards swim?

[Host 2]

Most of them, yeah.

[Host 1]

For the record, I never had anything other than a clear coat or a buff. But you can't buy your kid a guitar and be shocked when he becomes a rock star. You know, you showing him the ropes. The kid's got a. He's got a fly.

[Host 3]

Right. It gave me, like you gave yourself a ukulele. And he learned how to play the electric guitar. And now that's what he's doing.

[Host 1]

That's what he's doing. I thought it was tape at first. Almost like Michael Jackson, like. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not that. Yeah, it's not that. It's Shell. Okay. I don't know what the fuck that is. Right.

[Host 1]

But anyway, dude, you know, I've never had one. Yeah.

[Host 2]

Men don't do that.

[Host 3]

Okay. I also want to. Let's just throw this.

[Host 1]

You want to get fucking beat up after the show? The Kardashians, they only date black guys. Except for the one.

[Host 3]

Which one?

[Host 1]

I don't know the name. There's one girl that doesn't play the black guy. She's married to the guy. The. The white guy on the show.

[Advertiser]

Courtney.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Oh, Travis Barker.

[Host 2]

I mean, he painted himself enough.

[Host 1]

Oh, my God.

[Host 3]

All right, so now I look out inside the house, right? And I see three men side by side like this in a power circle. There's no room to get. There's no room to get in a triangle. A triangle, Right. Of sadness. A triangle of sadness. Thank you so much.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

You know, even Koreans have a guy that has slaying. That's the slang guy. So this. The Spanish people have that guy.

[Host 1]

Do you have that fans?

[Host 2]

Yeah, they're called Mexicans.

[Host 3]

That's. Wait, wait. That. Wait. That joke is so good.

[Host 2]

So good.

[Host 3]

That joke is so good, it made me not laugh.

[Host 1]

It's so good.

[Host 3]

It made me so jealous.

[Host 1]

It Was so good. I paused.

[Host 3]

I paused, and I let it absorb.

[Host 1]

For people that don't know, Neil Strauss wrote this book called the Game. And it was basically a way that. Of negging. It's the secret to nagging, truly. It's like pretending you don't care. Kind of insulting. Girls. It's negging them.

[Host 3]

So one of the things in it is, you know, if you see a group of girls at a bar and the one you like. Right. Don't pay attention to her. Right?

[Host 1]

Right.

[Host 3]

Be nice to the other three. Right. And then kind of rip her apart a little bit. Yeah. That hairstyle's 80s, huh? And then go back to the girls. Right?

[Host 1]

Right.

[Host 3]

Supposedly. That's gonna get their juices flowing. It doesn't work. They spit in your face.

[Host 1]

Well, the key.

[Host 3]

I had a girl spit in my face.

[Host 2]

The key is to be good looking. Yeah.

[Host 1]

All right. There it is. Him up. No, no, don't leave him up. Just beat his ass.

[Host 2]

I wasn't saying.

[Host 3]

How many slams are you going to do this episode, dude? How many slams, huh?

[Host 2]

It wasn't about.

[Host 3]

You went on a date with a girl from Los Feliz, and at the end of the day, I turned. I go into Kiss, and she went the Cobra and I.

[Host 1]

You got Cobra?

[Host 3]

I got Cobra, too.

[Host 1]

You got Cobr.

[Host 3]

Whoa, dude.

[Host 1]

We started drinking, and we're like, we'll have a beer and then we'll leave. Then we talked to a bunch of these women. We got really up. We started dancing. This woman's like, you guys got to come back to my house. I'm. I'm divorced, and I have a whole house to myself. We can all party. And this woman was very, very sweet.

[Host 3]

Sweet. What does this mean?

[Advertiser]

Bad breath?

[Host 1]

She was bad looking.

[Host 3]

Oh, what was that, Russell? What was the wrestler that had that as a thing?

[Host 1]

Was it Triple H? Yeah. Yeah.

[Host 3]

Okay.

[Host 1]

She was not. She was not a.

[Host 3]

And I think it was John Cena.

[Host 1]

She was very nice.

[Host 2]

We call them. In Spanish. We call them shrimps.

[Host 1]

What?

[Host 3]

What? That makes no sense.

[Host 2]

Yeah, because you can take the head off, and then it's bueno.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Butter face. We call them butterface.

[Host 1]

She was a shri. What part of Spain is fancy from.

[Host 3]

Southern.

[Host 1]

That's. That's not true.

[Host 2]

Okay?

[Host 1]

Dude.

[Host 3]

Dude. God.

[Host 1]

Dude, got it wrong, baby.

[Host 3]

You lost Felice Navidad.

[Host 2]

Okay.

[Host 3]

Felice.

[Host 1]

Hey, hey, Felice.

[Host 3]

I want to wish you a merry Christmas I want to wish you, you a merry Christmas I want to wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. You a mer.

[Host 1]

Do it again.

[Host 3]

Hey, let me miss. Do it again. Me Christmas.

[Host 1]

Pick it up. Pick it up, pick it up.

[Host 3]

I miss you. A merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart. Please stop me die. Please stop.

[Host 1]

Let's go.

[Host 3]

Hey, hey, hey.