Happy New Year 2026

Summary

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Bad Friends Podcast Summary

Episode: "Happy New Year 2026"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Date: December 29, 2025

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Main Theme & Purpose

This special New Year’s episode of Bad Friends is a laid-back, behind-the-scenes hangout featuring the core cast, select guests, and crew as they reminisce, celebrate, and roast one another. Though there’s no formal studio recording, the episode offers candid moments from a trip to San Diego to support Andrew’s comedy special, filled with classic banter, roast sessions, and tender moments—all wrapped up in the friendship and chaos that defines Bad Friends.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking off with Food—and Chaos

00:00–01:12

• The gang launches into the episode with a playful, over-the-top Domino’s pizza skit, hyping various pizzas with infectious, joking energy.
  • Quote: “When I'm rumbly bumbly in my tumbly bummy, yeah. I love myself a Domino's.” —Chris D’Elia (00:13)
  • Quote: “Extravaganza loaded with...all sandwiched between two layers of provolone.” —Bobby Lee (00:38)

2. New Year’s Greetings from the Road

01:12–01:30

• Doug and Chris D’Elia check in from the Bahamas, wishing everyone a Happy New Year and explaining that the cast is scattered, thus the unusual episode format.

3. Rare, Raw Moments from San Diego

02:30–05:15

• Footage rolls from San Diego for Andrew’s special, featuring small talk, and hotel/restaurant shenanigans.
  • The group pokes fun at each other for their meals, schedules, and awkward logistics, with Bobby Lee notably skipping Andrew's first show for “personal time.”
  • Quote: “Bobby's not going to the first show ‘cuz he needs to jerk off and just kind of hang out.” —Fancy Ray (04:50)

4. Crew Camaraderie & Relentless Roasting

05:46–14:00

• Chilling backstage, waiting for rides, and ribbing crew and friends. Vaping, bad breath, and hypothetical Super Bowl parties are hot topics.
  • Quote: “I’ll tell you why I won’t have sex with you…your breath, dude, that—Bobby, your breath is so bad right now. Dad, that’s insane.” —Bobby Lee (13:00)
• Bobby reflects on why he came to San Diego, questioning whether he was manipulated or just guilted into attending.

5. Lovesick Bobby & the Pain of Longing

15:03–15:28

• He opens up about infatuation with a girl named Corinne and the emotional pain he kind of enjoys:
  • Quote: “I have feelings and I’m not gonna be able to get her. And I like the pain. …It reminds me of when I was in my early 20s.” —Bobby Lee (15:11)

6. Fan Dynamics and Fame

16:33–19:35

• Bobby and the gang muse on their relationships with fans and the differences between crowds in various comedy venues.
  • Quote: “Everyone’s a Bad Friends fan. They’re all Bad Friends fans.” —Chris D’Elia (18:37)
• Debates over which cast member falls where on the hotness ladder ("bottom spectrum of what the whites can be"), and how respect manifests across venues and cultures.

7. Wild Animal Enclosures: Comedy Thought Experiment

22:07–23:38

• A philosophical discussion: which dangerous animal enclosure would you rather fall into? The group debates bears, baboons, hyenas, and lions, leveraging comedic logic and a surprising amount of animal knowledge.
  • Quote: “Why can’t I rip their face off? …After a baboon gets done with a human, the human’s eye is here and mouth is here, right? But the baboon’s fine!” —Bobby Lee (22:37)
  • Quote: "Lion is more...it’s a cooler way to die." —Carlos (23:33)

8. Heartfelt Toasts and Nostalgia

24:10–24:57

• Bobby delivers an impromptu, moving tribute to Andrew, reflecting on their years of friendship and what Andrew means to him.
  • Quote: “I love him like he’s family. And he’s the best guy I’ve ever met.” —Bobby Lee (24:31)

9. Relationship and Life Musings

27:43–28:26

• Bobby gets sincerely reflective about wanting to fall in love, doubting the realness and permanence of those feelings.
  • Quote: "Just want to fall in love, you know? But it's deception, isn't it?...It dies eventually." —Bobby Lee (27:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On End-of-Year Nonsense:
  “Thank you for coming along for the ride. We’ve had such a good time with you. …Thank you for being a bad friend.” —Doug (01:12)
• On Group Dynamics:
  “He’ll be here for the second show.” —Chris D’Elia (06:02)
• On Hotness Rankings:
  “You’re the bottom spectre [of white guys]…Where’s Carlos? Who’s Mexican for a Spanish guy?” —Bobby Lee, with the crew (20:23)
• On Animal Face-Offs:
  “I bite his face, dude. What about a hyena? Would you fall in a hyena trap?” —Bobby Lee (23:07)
• On Friendship:
  “We did become friends and he changed my life. And we have the best podcast in the world.” —Bobby Lee about Andrew Santino (24:24)

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Important Timestamps

• Domino’s Ad Parody & Banter: 00:00–01:12
• Happy New Year Messages: 01:12–01:30
• San Diego Footage Begins: 02:30
• Bobby skips the first show (“personal time”): 04:50
• Crew Roasting & Bad Breath Saga: 12:52–13:14
• Bobby on Longing in Love: 15:11–15:28
• Fan Dynamics/Comedy Club Experiences: 16:33–19:43
• Wild Animal Enclosure Discussion: 22:07–23:38
• Bobby’s Tribute to Andrew: 24:10–24:31
• Relationship Doubts/Tenderness: 27:43–28:26

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Recurring Tone, Style, and Energy

The entire episode exudes a casual, sometimes chaotic, sometimes heartfelt energy—the kind exclusive to comics surrounded by their closest friends and fans. Roasting, playful conflict, and genuine moments of affection all blend in fast succession. The episode is a gift for core Bad Friends listeners, brimming with off-the-cuff humor (“You want to see Korean Honda rage?” —Bobby Lee, 18:10) and the warm, unscripted chaos that longtime listeners love.

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Summary:
This holiday episode of Bad Friends is less a traditional podcast and more a highlight reel of friendship—a patchwork of in-jokes, roasts, brief confessions, and mid-tour fatigue. For fans, it’s a loving reminder of why the Bobby-Andrew duo (and crew) remain podcast staples, closing the year with gratitude, laughter, and a touch of existential angst.

Transcript

[Andrew Santino]

Domino's, Domino's, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Baby, it's Domino's. And you know what? You crave a slice, don't you?

[Chris D'Elia]

I love pizza.

[Bobby Lee]

I love pizza.

[Chris D'Elia]

It's a fan.

[Bobby Lee]

And I got to tell you, Domino's pizza. And you crave. You crave a slice.

[Chris D'Elia]

When I'm rumbly bumbly in my tumbly Bummy, Yeah. I love myself a Domino's when I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

Bumbly dumbly and my mum's coming.

[Chris D'Elia]

You're loving Domino's. And here's why.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's why the flavors are.

[Chris D'Elia]

Well, this is the chicken bacon ranch. This thing is phenomenal. It's the hottest pizza of the year. It's got bacon, jalapeno and some chicken on top of some cheese.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Domino's.

[Chris D'Elia]

It's so good.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever estravaganza?

[Chris D'Elia]

I've never had an extravaganza.

[Bobby Lee]

Extravaganza loaded with. It's a deloaded pizza with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage, beef, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, fresh mushrooms, black olives, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone.

[Doug]

Wait a minute.

[Chris D'Elia]

Do they have 100% real mozzarella?

[Bobby Lee]

How'd you know? I know.

[Andrew Santino]

It's Domino's.

[Bobby Lee]

And here's my favorite there, right here, the meat baby meat lovers feast topped with pepperoni, ham, Italian sausage and beef, all sandwiched between two layers of provolone and cheese. And you know what?

[Chris D'Elia]

100% exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Mozzarella.

[Doug]

Mozzarella.

[Chris D'Elia]

So get yourself some Domino's today. Hey, bad friends. Here I am in the Bahamas. Just wanted to say happy holidays. Happy New Year. I hope it's a good one. Can't wait to see you guys next year. Thank you for coming along for the ride. We've had such a good time with you. We love you. And most importantly, thank you for being a bad friend.

[Doug]

Happy New Year, Bad friends. Family, we are skipping this week's episode because we are all scattered around the world. But we didn't want to leave the year without showing you something that you guys haven't seen yet. We shot the following footage of almost a year ago when we went down to San Diego to support Andrew's special. It features a lot of embarrassing moments for myself. So enjoy. Happy New Year and I'll see you all in 2026. Thank you for being a bad.

[Fancy Ray]

We're here at the Pendry Hotel. We're waiting on Fancy and Bobby. I believe Andrew's here. My car's right there next to the Porsche. Yeah, we're feeling good. We're hungry. We made it an hour ahead of time and we'll see what happens. I need to go pee now though. I don't know where the bathroom is.

[Doug]

How you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

Good to see you.

[Doug]

Good to see.

[Chris D'Elia]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

This is what it's going to be like.

[Bobby Lee]

Great. This is what you want? This is what it's like.

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Doug]

The closer the better.

[Chris D'Elia]

The closer the better.

[Bobby Lee]

Apologies, my friend, but the hotel does not allow for public professional photography only. Smartphones are fine. Coffee on there together, right?

[Doug]

So we can. We can say victory laugh and down in five minutes.

[Chris D'Elia]

Okay.

[Fancy Ray]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey.

[Fancy Ray]

We're at the hotel right now.

[Chris D'Elia]

Staying here. Wow.

[Doug]

Just celebrating.

[Carlos]

Holy. He's staying in a king suite.

[Doug]

That's the top War the whole.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't have a penthouse.

[Zach Townsend]

He doesn't.

[Chris D'Elia]

That pisses me right off.

[Fancy Ray]

Bobby's meeting us there.

[Chris D'Elia]

Okay.

[Fancy Ray]

He'll be here in probably 25 minutes.

[Chris D'Elia]

For you already preordered steak. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway.

[Chris D'Elia]

What'S up, babe? How was it?

[Bobby Lee]

Where's the menu?

[Chris D'Elia]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it gonna be blue cheese bucket? You're doing your data from goonies impression. Dude. What the is going on? Yeah, yeah. Where do you smoke out the jones? Just say that. Very good.

[Carlos]

Lay down.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so ins. We need. He's already doing that.

[Zach Townsend]

I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude. Come on, guys.

[Doug]

You know what he said to me?

[Chris D'Elia]

He said he lied and said over here.

[Carlos]

We're good.

[Fancy Ray]

Thank you.

[Chris D'Elia]

Do you guys want another cut of meat or no?

[Doug]

Does anybody need more food?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm getting my peduccini still, right?

[Chris D'Elia]

You're still getting a lobster.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Chris D'Elia]

Are you still hungry for me? Are you still hungry?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm good.

[Carlos]

I got that.

[Fancy Ray]

Bobby's not going of the first show cuz he needs to jerk off and just kind of hang out. He parked at the wrong hotel and. Yeah. Waiting for the car. Now we're back as a family waiting on this car.

[Chris D'Elia]

Hi. What are you doing?

[Zach Townsend]

Hello.

[Chris D'Elia]

Where's. Where's lo.

[Bobby Lee]

Watch this.

[Chris D'Elia]

There you go. F. There he goes. There he goes. There he goes.

[Bobby Lee]

There he goes.

[Chris D'Elia]

Go, go, go.

[Zach Townsend]

There he goes. There he goes.

[Chris D'Elia]

There he goes.

[Bobby Lee]

Out one.

[Production Staff]

Oh, watch that. Watch that belt.

[Zach Townsend]

Hi, love.

[Doug]

How are you?

[Bobby Lee]

Good. All right.

[Chris D'Elia]

Nice day. That's my only choice. That's great.

[Production Staff]

All right, cool.

[Zach Townsend]

Thank you guys.

[Production Staff]

Thank you for running out. Where's little body?

[Chris D'Elia]

She went to the hotel. He's gonna come for the second show.

[Production Staff]

Oh, second show.

[Chris D'Elia]

He went to the hotel. He's tired. He wants to like go hang out and take a. And a piss and okay, everybody, we're leaving without you. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Production Staff]

I'm gonna let production know that we're not having Bobby on the first show.

[Chris D'Elia]

No, he's not gonna come to the first show.

[Bobby Lee]

Just.

[Chris D'Elia]

He'll be here for the second show.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, cool. Thank you.

[Chris D'Elia]

I did know that, though. I did say. I called him today. I was like, there's no way you're gonna do both, huh?

[Fancy Ray]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

He asked me last night about it.

[Fancy Ray]

I was like, dude, no, no.

[Chris D'Elia]

I knew he didn't want to do ball stuff, but I don't blame him. Dude driving all day. I mean, he's probably in.

[Production Staff]

Carlos.

[Doug]

Carlos.

[Carlos]

You're supposed to be a oner now.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that?

[Doug]

I have to cut some stuff right now that escapes my. My radar because of you.

[Production Staff]

Unfortunately, no. They were $40.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you serious?

[Production Staff]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll pay it, though. I don't.

[Zach Townsend]

Thank you.

[Doug]

Then everybody's going to. Don't put that on the p.

[Bobby Lee]

That's.

[Fancy Ray]

Fancy.

[Rapper (Guest)]

Doing all these shows I've been on the road I don't care where I go long as I get paid Bad little vibe she been on my mind soon as I get back she can slay do this all the time this ain't no surprise Every other night another movie get mad juke too hard, don't stand too close you gonna around and drown off this way doing all these shows I've been on the road I don't care where I go long as I get paid Bad little fire she been on my mind soon as I get back she can slay do this all the time this ain't no surprise Every other night another movie get.

[Doug]

Made Every other night another dollar getting made Every other night started with a good day. Last year we saw a little dip.

[Chris D'Elia]

Calm before the storm that's what it feels like. Run that back tur.

[Rapper (Guest)]

Them kids. I got my skinny saggy I told that g I with a passion.

[Chris D'Elia]

No, I want. If you want to. I want to see you go. Yeah, go out there.

[Production Staff]

What are you doing?

[Doug]

No, I want to see his.

[Chris D'Elia]

He's saying he wants to go sit in the audience.

[Production Staff]

Oh, I can also put you in front of house.

[Doug]

Any. Anywhere where I can see.

[Chris D'Elia]

Give him a seat. There's. There's single seats, for sure.

[Production Staff]

Yeah, there's two.

[Chris D'Elia]

Shit.

[Bobby Lee]

This ain't good. This is not good.

[Chris D'Elia]

Say that, Rev. You gotta say, I got a shit. This ain't good. Ladies and gentle.

[Zach Townsend]

Hi.

[Bobby Lee]

Hi.

[Production Staff]

All right, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Hola, san diego.

[Bobby Lee]

You ready for a good show, baby?

[Andrew Santino]

I can't wait to come out and see you guys. I brought a special friend with me to start the show. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together right now for Mr. Zach Townsend.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, guys.

[Rapper (Guest)]

I'm Jack Townsend. Thank you so much.

[Zach Townsend]

How are you?

[Chris D'Elia]

All right. All right. That was pretty fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude.

[Chris D'Elia]

That was awesome.

[Doug]

I wasn't expecting that because I thought. I thought of the whole. All the jokes, but that one is Nick out of me.

[Chris D'Elia]

Did we go down this way?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

Let's do that. That was it. Yeah. That was the hour for sure. Yeah, I just. There's a few things.

[Fancy Ray]

Yeah, like, he doesn't want to spend any time with us. Bobby wants to get picked up right before the next show. Like, just chill with us for a second. Why is Meredith from the office on this hallway?

[Bobby Lee]

Sky just explodes into Latin. I'll tell you all about yourself in a week or two.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a bad house.

[Zach Townsend]

I could tell you. I could tell you. I could tell you. I can. I could tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

Dude, make sure you get this.

[Fancy Ray]

This is the cool. This is where the cool happens. Bring back the cool, dude.

[Doug]

This is the moment that we can have some fun with for this and at least to bring up.

[Fancy Ray]

Bobby's at the hotel.

[Doug]

Oh, he's walking now. Hey, Bob.

[Fancy Ray]

Yeah, I am. What time, though?

[Bobby Lee]

9:30.

[Carlos]

Right.

[Fancy Ray]

Okay. I'll see you then. That Andrew wanted me to text you. That Andrew wanted me to ask if you were awake. No, don't walk here. Don't walk here. There's too many people. It's very far from the hotel.

[Chris D'Elia]

Don't walk.

[Fancy Ray]

And I know you just want to see girls. All right, cool. I'll come get you. All right, I'm coming.

[Doug]

You're such a silly mood tonight.

[Chris D'Elia]

One shot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doug]

One opportunity.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos is going to make love to me in Miami.

[Zach Townsend]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, dude.

[Fancy Ray]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

You see? You going to make love to me in Miami?

[Fancy Ray]

No. You brought that up and then asked me if we would.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why I won't have sex with you.

[Fancy Ray]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

You're broth. Dude, that. Bobby, your breath is so bad right now. Dad, that's insane.

[Fancy Ray]

I vape now. I vape.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you hear it? Smell his breath. From there, right?

[Fancy Ray]

It's.

[Bobby Lee]

My God.

[Doug]

No, I would never tell.

[Bobby Lee]

It could melt paint off of a house. Dude, that is like. Dude, that's like.

[Fancy Ray]

Wait. I do have a question.

[Bobby Lee]

We don't stay like that in America. But I think I know you mean the skunk. All right. Wow. Why did I come down here? Why am I coming down here?

[Doug]

We're celebrating Andrew.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he's doing his show.

[Doug]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel like I was manipulated to come down here.

[Fancy Ray]

You were just asked twice.

[Doug]

What?

[Fancy Ray]

You were just asked.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's like asking like, andrew, come to my weekend. Like, why would I do that?

[Doug]

Well, it's his last one before he tapes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Doug]

And it's just a good celebration of.

[Carlos]

Well, he still has Boston.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, when is he taping? Next week?

[Doug]

No, in a month.

[Bobby Lee]

In a month.

[Fancy Ray]

So this isn't the last show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Townsend]

It's not.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can you turn the other way? Thank you.

[Doug]

Have my narrative.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you opposed to breath mints or gum?

[Fancy Ray]

I do. It's a vaping.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it now. I don't have any. Oh, my God. It's vaping.

[Carlos]

And also, you don't eat enough, so it's your stomach acid.

[Fancy Ray]

Thank you, McCone.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Chris D'Elia]

Well, I mean, it's not a good thing.

[Doug]

That's not a compliment.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

No. Not eating enough is a compliment. No, I eat once a day. Bobby, can I ask you, please turn around.

[Doug]

I'm begging you, please.

[Fancy Ray]

Can I go to the Jake Paul super bowl party with you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hell yeah. Why are you not. You're gonna be my guy, right?

[Fancy Ray]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just asking.

[Bobby Lee]

Super bowl party. You know who talked to me today on FaceTime? That girl from Corinne.

[Doug]

Yeah, dude, your best friend.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so beautiful. She's so beautiful.

[Fancy Ray]

Because you think it's gonna turn into something else.

[Bobby Lee]

No. But here's the thing.

[Fancy Ray]

Legwork.

[Bobby Lee]

I have feelings and I'm not gonna be able to get her. And I like the pain. I think that's what it is. It reminds me of when I was in my early 20s.

[Zach Townsend]

Yes.

[Fancy Ray]

This is like me and Simbari or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

So long ago.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like. Yeah, it's. It's a pain I haven't felt and I kind of like it.

[Carlos]

I know you're longing.

[Bobby Lee]

I love longing, dude. So if she, like. I want her to break my heart. All those are people. Yeah. Oh, my God. They're all.

[Chris D'Elia]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

They don't know you're gonna be here.

[Doug]

Yeah. You're gonna drive them crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not.

[Zach Townsend]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

They're all Andrew friends.

[Chris D'Elia]

Look at.

[Bobby Lee]

They're all better looking when we do it together. And these are her good looking fans right here. Yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, Stacy. Thank you, Laura. Let's get a smoker. Let's go, Bobby.

[Fancy Ray]

Oh, he's going out to smoke. Who talks first? Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Doug]

Where is the Smoking Man.

[Fancy Ray]

Oh, yeah, we know.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you.

[Doug]

Where's the smoking area?

[Fancy Ray]

It looks like that door Zach kept going through.

[Chris D'Elia]

He was going to go outside. Yeah, I don't want to see him.

[Doug]

Going outside and meet with the fans.

[Fancy Ray]

I think. I think there's. It's an alley, right?

[Zach Townsend]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

This is crazy. Breaking news.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened?

[Fancy Ray]

The Mavericks have traded their star Luka Doage to the Lakers for Anthony Davis. That's actually insane. It's happening live on camera. That's kind of cool. It's like you caught the first plane at the tower.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Chris D'Elia]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

Hello.

[Chris D'Elia]

You want to do 15? What do you want to do?

[Bobby Lee]

10.

[Doug]

10?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, go in the bathroom. I want to talk to you about something. Some business.

[Chris D'Elia]

Look, if you want to grab a beer, there's a beer at the bottom of there. There's, like, Heineken and Mickey Cult right now. I probably will. Yeah. Grab.

[Bobby Lee]

Why would you come here? Why would. Okay, close the door, guys.

[Doug]

So easy to get you in Bamboozle.

[Bobby Lee]

Bamboozled, huh? Honestly, please close the door. Please, Please. Honestly, I'm being real. Close the door.

[Doug]

Are you getting me a. A pay bump?

[Chris D'Elia]

What were you guys doing in there?

[Bobby Lee]

Teaching him a lesson about life. They call them life lessons.

[Chris D'Elia]

A little lesson, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

In this little piece, this little guy, this. Sick. Sick.

[Bobby Lee]

What did I say? What did I say earlier?

[Chris D'Elia]

He scolded me earlier.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd I say earlier, man?

[Fancy Ray]

You said white people. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you got another thing coming.

[Chris D'Elia]

What does he have coming?

[Bobby Lee]

He's saying, all right, everything, dude. You have fucking no idea there. You know what I mean? Hit him hard. Don't.

[Chris D'Elia]

Fury.

[Bobby Lee]

You want to see Korean Honda rage? Give it. No, don't bow to bow.

[Chris D'Elia]

Look at that, Bob. Look, he took his shoes off for you.

[Bobby Lee]

You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch.

[Doug]

Dude, he asked me, he said, do.

[Chris D'Elia]

I have to take my shoes off when he walks in the room?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, at this point, guy, huh?

[Chris D'Elia]

Our fans are our fans.

[Bobby Lee]

I bet you 50% of these people are not my fans.

[Chris D'Elia]

That's such a wrong thing. It's so insane to say no because.

[Bobby Lee]

You have your own fans.

[Chris D'Elia]

I know, dude, but they're all Bad Friends fan. Everyone's a Bad Friends fan. They're all Bad Friends fans. All of them. Literally, all of them. If they're my fan, they're Bad Friends fans.

[Rapper (Guest)]

Yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

And you have. You have so many of those bellied. Whatever that is.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but they all watch backgrounds.

[Chris D'Elia]

I would hope so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

It's a better show.

[Zach Townsend]

Honestly.

[Chris D'Elia]

Dude, that Sesame street clip was Phenomenal.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Chris D'Elia]

That Sesame street club we're naming what race the Sesame street characters are.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really?

[Fancy Ray]

When we were.

[Chris D'Elia]

You were like, what did you say Grover?

[Production Staff]

Or.

[Chris D'Elia]

I mean, Cookie Monster was Armenian.

[Bobby Lee]

I did.

[Chris D'Elia]

Give me the cookie.

[Fancy Ray]

So funny.

[Chris D'Elia]

No, you know what it is in this, you know, San Diego, just like it. Always so many Mexicans. It's great.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it's also weird. They're really more into stardom and fanfare or whatever. What do you mean? Like, when I'm walking down the street, it's more of a thing. Like, when I walked into the American Comedy Company, they couldn't believe I walked in there. Like, when I walk into a comic, they don't want. Like, Ice House. They don't even want me there.

[Chris D'Elia]

No, that's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you know me. They have an era of life, but.

[Chris D'Elia]

You'Re out of town. They can't believe.

[Fancy Ray]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I was smoking in the patio yesterday, and the black lady came up and she goes, no smoking here. I go, where do I smoke? She goes, out in front.

[Rapper (Guest)]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, you know what? Johnny Books.

[Carlos]

I could set up.

[Bobby Lee]

I could smoke in the sign. He goes, well, I have to talk to him. I go talk to him. And then John, you know what I mean? Like, that kind of thing. But I want to walk into the American Comedy Company. They're like, oh, my God, I can't. You know what I mean? It's like that.

[Fancy Ray]

Respect.

[Chris D'Elia]

You get respect everywhere you go. He doesn't like you.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I love.

[Fancy Ray]

I like Bobby a lot.

[Chris D'Elia]

No, but he doesn't like you yet. He's learning right now. So he's figuring out I'm good looking.

[Bobby Lee]

He said I was ugly outside for a white guy. Dude, we look the same.

[Doug]

You're way proud.

[Bobby Lee]

We look the exact same.

[Carlos]

Yeah, we were the same.

[Chris D'Elia]

The same guy.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, dude. Like, I know. For an Asian guy, like, there's Steve.

[Carlos]

Y.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And there's me. You have Santino and there, too. You know what I mean? You're the bottom spectre. What the whites can be.

[Chris D'Elia]

You think he's the bottom?

[Fancy Ray]

Bottom.

[Chris D'Elia]

Where's. Where's Carlos? Who's Mexican for Spanish or Mexican for a Spanish guy?

[Zach Townsend]

Top.

[Chris D'Elia]

Top.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris D'Elia]

What about fans?

[Bobby Lee]

Top. He's hot. Yeah, because he's the kind. He's the kind of guy that, like, you know what I mean, is in the war room.

[Chris D'Elia]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean? He's not on the field.

[Chris D'Elia]

Push that button exactly with your breasts.

[Bobby Lee]

Soldiers don't have breasts.

[Chris D'Elia]

He lost A bunch of weight.

[Carlos]

That doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

Still milky breasts.

[Chris D'Elia]

Dude, guess who did. Somebody's eating chips.

[Bobby Lee]

Get in here. In here, dude. Get in here, dude. Evil piece of.

[Chris D'Elia]

You know how expensive that's going to make?

[Fancy Ray]

Hell yeah. I don't see if that makes any sense. Sigma Carmelo.

[Chris D'Elia]

Well, well, they get two starters, 80. And they get a first round draft pick too. That's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a.

[Doug]

It's a three way.

[Carlos]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Bobby Lee]

See, I just saw Davis.

[Doug]

That's so.

[Chris D'Elia]

I mean it's beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Keep going.

[Chris D'Elia]

Are you talking?

[Bobby Lee]

He's talking, he's dancing. I love it.

[Chris D'Elia]

He will watch. Listen to this.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Okay, so what animal enclosure would you rather fall into? The mountain lion, the baboon or the black bear? Why?

[Carlos]

Because black bears aren't.

[Chris D'Elia]

You can.

[Carlos]

You can be louder than them and they'll go away. Black bears aren't anxious. Grizzly.

[Bobby Lee]

Rip your face off.

[Carlos]

That's the last one I'm going to.

[Bobby Lee]

Why baboons though?

[Carlos]

Monkeys are so scary.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Because they're smarter.

[Carlos]

They are so strong and they have human hands and they will just grab you.

[Bobby Lee]

Why can't I rip their face off for. Yeah, why don't we ever do that to them? I mean, you know what I mean? After a bamboo gets done with a human, two weeks later the humans like their eye is here and their mouth is here, right? Everything's all tubed out, you know what I mean? All up. Right. But the baboon's fine. What if I rip his off? You don't think that man.

[Fancy Ray]

No, I bite him.

[Bobby Lee]

I bite his face. Dude. What about a hyena? Would you fall in a hyena trap?

[Carlos]

Yeah, I'm hyena scavengers. Yeah, it's like a coyote.

[Rapper (Guest)]

I bet.

[Bobby Lee]

So you don't think hyena will with you?

[Carlos]

I mean, over the other options? Yeah, I think a black bear actually probably still could.

[Bobby Lee]

What about lion? Lion or baboon? Baboon. Baboon.

[Carlos]

I mean the monkeys are just so scary to me.

[Bobby Lee]

You rather do lion? Lion, dude, lion is scary, dude.

[Carlos]

Well, lion is more. It's a cooler way to die. What cooler way to die?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I couldn't do it.

[Zach Townsend]

Get.

[Bobby Lee]

15 years ago I ran into this guy. Shut the fuck up. Sir. I ran into this guy like 15 years ago and I saw him in the original room and I just knew when I saw him perform that we were going to be friends. We did become friends and he changed my life. And we have the best podcast in the world.

[Zach Townsend]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

I trust him more than like his family than they do. And he's so talent. He's a great actor. Top of that. I mean, I. I love him. Like, he's family. And he's the best guy ever met.

[Carlos]

Guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew Santin. That pub was insane. Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

He's grinding much?

[Carlos]

You need to talk to someone?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Fancy Ray]

HR.

[Doug]

I can't tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

This is how I met Bobby.

[Doug]

This is exactly how I met him.

[Bobby Lee]

You come around this club often, baby?

[Zach Townsend]

What's up?

[Bobby Lee]

You want to go hook up? Hook up, baby. What's up? I like this jam, baby. What's up, baby? Huh? You want to go get a corn dog? Let's go get a corn dog. What's up, baby? Oh, shit. You're like Thor, dude. You're like Thor, dude.

[Doug]

This is my.

[Bobby Lee]

Like.

[Carlos]

When you were going back and forth, kid, I was like the first.

[Bobby Lee]

We go have cigarettes. I just don't know, man. Just don't know anymore about what. But anyway. Just want to fall in love, you know? But it's deception, isn't it? It's not real feelings. You felt it before. Yeah, but it dies eventually. So do you.

[Carlos]

Doesn't mean you're not real.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe you're. It.

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[Chris D'Elia]

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[Carlos]

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