Hut, Hut, Straight Up

Summary

Bad Friends: "Hut, Hut, Straight Up"

Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Air Date: January 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy, joke-packed episode of Bad Friends, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino riff on everything from mistaken football calls, awkward encounters with celebrities (and even presidents), to the subtle indignities of adulthood like accidentally sitting in someone else’s seat. The hosts explore topics like movie rewatches, childhood insecurities, sports misunderstandings, animal ethics, and how it feels to meet Barack Obama—all with their signature blend of roast, chaos, and surprising vulnerability.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Energy Check

[01:11-02:15]

• Bobby and Andrew open with playful teasing about each other’s "energy," leading into a rapid-fire exchange about Englewood, the Watts Towers, and Bobby's confusion about LA neighborhoods.
  • “Your energy today? I don’t know, dude.” — Andrew [01:11]
• They joke about conspiracy movies and which ethnicities get cast in certain roles, spiraling into a mutual roast.

2. Rewatching Movies: Do They Hold Up?

[04:00-05:56]

• The hosts commiserate about rewatching "Benjamin Button" and "Meet Joe Black," agreeing that some "groundbreaking" movies of the past feel laughably bad now.
  • “It looks like he’s wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask!” — Bobby [04:25]
• Discuss Brad Pitt’s perpetual attractiveness and how self-image plays out for both hosts.

3. Reflecting on Self-Image & Identity

[07:05-08:49]

• Both hosts get candid about seeing themselves in the mirror—Andrew with his red hair and Bobby as a Korean man in mostly white spaces.
  • “It’s the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time.” — Bobby [07:13]
  • “Koreans are the best.” — Andrew [07:37]
• They compare themselves to underdog or side characters from movies, particularly "Kung Fu Hustle."

4. Sports Talk: Misunderstandings, Codes, and Coaching

[09:12-11:18; 17:42-21:00]

• Mocking football terminology; Bobby expresses confusion about quarterback signals, thinking “straight up” and “hut hut” are audible calls.
  • “Do you think they yell straight up?” — Andrew [09:21]
• The hosts riff on made-up football plays and signals ("Bickel Room Back Dash"), and fantasize about coaching youth teams with their own weird code words.

5. Pop Culture, Animal Ethics & Movie Critique

[11:06-14:16]

• Bobby shares why he walked out of a Korean movie—he couldn’t handle the characters giving up their dogs ("I walked out. You got rid of the dogs?").
• Both share strong feelings about dog ownership and people’s attitudes toward animals and politics.
  • “I don’t trust people that don’t like dogs.” — Bobby [13:54]
  • “I don’t trust a president without a dog.” — Bobby [14:00]

6. Trends, Statistics, and Cynicism

[15:08-16:41]

• Andrew questions statistics cited by Scott Galloway and broader claims about youth behavior, melding humor with skepticism.

7. Dating Etiquette: Ghosting Tales

[17:09-17:44]

• Revealing vulnerability, Bobby opens up about being ghosted and how it stings.
  • ”It sits in your memory bank … keeps deep in my soul.” — Bobby [17:25]
• Exchanges on friendly revenge and made-up football calls offer comic relief.

8. Hand Signals, Gang Signs & Cultural “Theft”

[24:34-26:10]

• They poke fun at how hand signals mean different things across cultures, from baseball to gangs, and riff on symbols appropriated for controversial uses.
  • “Good marketing on the swastika…” — Bobby [26:10]

9. Mortality & Recreational Drug Talk

[26:46-27:39]

• The hosts get momentarily serious (and then not) about how they’d face terminal illness, referencing “being present at death” versus “checking out.”

10. Celebrity & Name-Dropping Debate

[34:35-38:19]

• Both confront their tendencies to name-drop famous acquaintances, hilariously accusing each other of being worse offenders.
  • “Let’s analyze, you name drop people. Yes, you do.” — Andrew [35:37]

11. Work, Success, and Comedy Specials

[38:49-40:12]

• Andrew congratulates Bobby on selling out four shows for his upcoming special but Bobby reveals his imposter syndrome.
  • “Are you excited?” — Andrew [39:22]
  • “I’m trying not to think about it.” — Bobby [39:23]

12. Meeting Barack Obama: The Peak of Name-Dropping

[47:58-54:43]

• Andrew reveals he recently met President Obama, narrating the surreal moment ("I know who this guy is" — Obama) and Bobby admits his Fred Armisen anecdote can't compare.
  • “It was a moment in my day where I was like, this is maybe …” — Andrew [52:28]
  • “Congratulations.” — Bobby [52:33]
  • “Enjoy the moment. He doesn’t want a photo.” — Andrew [53:37]
• Bobby reflects on his own political guest (RFK Jr.), and the hosts laugh at their vastly different levels of celebrity encounter.

13. Inventions, Bad Ideas & Shark Tank

[58:29-61:11]

• In a rapid-fire bit, they brainstorm “terrible” new inventions (mayonnaise yogurt, half-hula hoop, only-left-shoe shop), finding that most ideas have already been done.
  • “Yo, Mayo!” — Bobby [60:16]
  • “We only sell left shoes. No rights!” — Andrew [60:28]

14. Race, Stereotypes, and Absurdity in Childhood Activities

[62:12-63:45]

• They Google “Black guys hula hooping” for laughs, riffing on stereotypes before finding viral dance videos.
  • “Black guys won’t hula hoop unless there’s dancing, baby.” — Andrew [63:33]

15. New Year’s Resolutions & Final Thoughts

[58:36-59:39, 64:31-end]

• The hosts gently mock the concept of resolutions.
  • “Do you have any?” — Bobby
  • “I hope to find the cure for cancer by March.” — Andrew [59:01]
• They close by wishing everyone a great new year and expressing gratitude for the listeners.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “It looks like he’s wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask!” — Bobby [04:25]
• “It’s the shock and awe of me being Korean all the time.” — Bobby [07:13]
• “I don’t trust people that don’t like dogs.” — Bobby [13:54]
• “Good marketing on the swastika…” — Bobby [26:10]
• “You name drop people. Yes, you do.” — Andrew [35:37]
• “I know who this guy is.” — Barack Obama (to Andrew) [49:59]
• “Yo, Mayo!” (mayonnaise yogurt invention) — Bobby [60:16]
• “Black guys won’t hula hoop unless there’s dancing.” — Andrew [63:33]
• “I hope to find the cure for cancer by March.” — Andrew [59:01]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:11] — Energy talk, roast session starts
• [04:00] — Movie rewatch commentary ("Benjamin Button")
• [07:05] — Identity reflection (red hair, being Korean)
• [09:12 & 17:42] — Sports codes, fake play calls
• [11:06] — Movie walk-out over dogs
• [13:54] — Animal lovers and presidents without pets
• [15:08] — Statistics skepticism
• [17:25] — Dating/ghosting memories
• [24:34] — Hand signs and cultural “theft”
• [26:46] — “How would you face death?”
• [35:37] — Name-dropping accusations
• [39:22] — Bobby’s sold-out special & self-doubt
• [47:58] — Santino meets President Obama
• [58:29] — Silly invention brainstorm
• [62:12] — Race and the hula hoop Google search
• [64:31] — New Year’s well-wishes

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Overall Tone

Wildly irreverent, self-deprecating, and full of inside jokes, this episode features rapid exchanges, occasional moments of sincerity, and classic Bad Friends banter that oscillates between the deeply personal and the utterly ridiculous. It’s a playful celebration of friendship, pop culture, and all the things that puzzle and amuse them—delivered with the duo’s chaotic comedic chemistry.

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For Listeners:

If you want the essence of Bobby and Andrew’s friendship, a glimpse behind the curtain at celebrity (and presidential) encounters, and a heap of running gags about sports, race, and life’s minor indignities—this episode delivers on all fronts.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?

[C]

You two are disgusting. We're bad friends. Yeah. What's up?

[B]

What's up?

[C]

Your energy today? I don't know, dude.

[B]

What's wrong with my energy?

[C]

It's not mindful. It's not grace. There's no grace in it, all right? Yeah, yeah. It's aggressive. You come with a hat down. You know what I mean? Dude, I'm not Taylor Swift. You have to act like that. You hear me? Guys, what's up? West side? Inglewood, huh? Shy town. You're. That's where you're from.

[B]

You've never been to Englewood? Once. Genuinely.

[C]

I know where it is, though.

[B]

Where?

[C]

It's south from here, is it not? It's by Watts dog. I've been to the Watts Tow. Watts Towers.

[B]

No, you haven't.

[C]

Yeah, that's where I get my water. Have you ever Watts water, dude? Yeah, dude.

[B]

Is it good?

[C]

Yeah, it's filled with Kratom and all kinds of juicy things.

[B]

Oh, I love Kratom. This is a big thing, the Watts Towers there. This was cr. You know, this was built by. These were actually. People thought they were an art piece, but it turns out I. I thought.

[C]

There was water in it. That's what I thought. Did you think. No, No, I Knew that you thought.

[B]

That you thought it was a water tower.

[C]

Yeah, I thought it was a water tower tower. I've never really seep into the Watts tower. I was lying.

[B]

This man collected.

[C]

What is that?

[B]

Loose pieces of the Cuz the train runs behind it. Right. Isn't it from. He took parts from the train. And then I think the rumor was it was. It was art. But it turns out it's actually the meetup point for Epstein people. Core steel rebar and wire mesh covered with cement mortar. Decorated mosaic of recycled found materials.

[C]

It's one of those conspiracy blacks. You know that movie with Julia Roberts? Was that the movie? Oh, the Pelican Brief. No, no, not that one. I love where Denzel plays like the conspiracy black. Is that him? David? Did he ever play conspiracy black?

[B]

What is conspiracy black?

[C]

You know what I mean? You know me.

[B]

Exactly what you think.

[C]

Yeah, exactly what you think it is.

[B]

I don't know. I don't think.

[C]

Yeah. You can go inside their house. Everything's tin foil. Yeah. I mean, that's just normal. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's conspiracy.

[C]

Yeah, but he happens to be black. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's conspiracy whites too.

[B]

I got it. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think there's majority are conspiracy whites. I feel like more conspiratorial.

[C]

You can find that movie, I think it's called Conspiracy Theory.

[B]

You know why Bobby's in a good mood? Do you want to tell everybody or should I tell everybody nothing. Come on.

[C]

What?

[B]

All right, I'll say it. Bobby has been or has gone on.

[C]

No, no, that's not it.

[B]

A few days.

[C]

That's not it.

[B]

Erica Kirk, she's grieving. And I'm.

[C]

You know, to me, I'm so empathetic. Right. That I need to hold her. Yeah, yeah. I'm grieving Dave, with her.

[B]

Have you seen some of those, like, videos with her and her eyes and stuff? It's weird.

[C]

Wild. Dude, that's not what I'm talking about.

[B]

Manchurian Candidate. Another banger.

[C]

Yeah. Siege. There's only so many movies where conspiracies come up and Denzel's in them. Did I really?

[B]

Did I tell you, he's. That's like every movie he's ever done.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did I tell you that we tried to watch Benjamin Button?

[C]

Well, you would try. You have to watch it backwards. It's better that way.

[B]

We tried normal that way. You know, so bad. Like, watch it again in this era, it's. I remember back then we were like, oh, it's wild. It's groundbreaking.

[C]

Because when I saw It. I was. I was in the theater. I was like, oh, my God, we're in the future, dude.

[B]

It's. Remember?

[C]

I can't believe it.

[B]

It's so bad. I mean, look at the Fincher. Yeah, but look at it. So bad. It's so weird. It looks like he's wearing a Donald Rumsfeld mask.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It doesn't look real.

[C]

It doesn't look real.

[B]

It. Dude, it's so weird. We tried. Look at that.

[C]

Look at that.

[B]

We watched this. This movie won an Academy Award.

[C]

Wait, wait, you saw it with whom?

[B]

We watched it at the house. It was just on. And I think it was on, like HBO or whatever. You know when they're like, you're. And I was like, we have. I. I don't. This movie was so long ago. I was like, I haven't seen that. I'm going to watch it again. Yeah, dude, 20 minutes. I was like, I got to get out of here. It was trip. Look at that. It was tripping me out. How am I supposed. How am I supposed to come with that going on?

[C]

That.

[B]

It's insane.

[C]

He turned into Mitch McConnell.

[B]

It's little Rudy.

[C]

Here's another one. Meet Joe Black.

[B]

Oh, dude.

[C]

Do you like that one?

[B]

I used to.

[C]

Yeah? Yeah.

[B]

Watch.

[C]

You know what if I rewatch that again, it's like you're. He's an angel, right? Yeah. You like peanut butter?

[B]

Yeah. What is that?

[C]

What is that?

[B]

What are we talking about?

[C]

It's a little quirk. You.

[B]

I just.

[C]

Yeah. How about almond butter? Why not? Why peanut butter?

[B]

Why peanut butter?

[C]

He's so hot, though.

[B]

Yeah, he's still. Have you seen him? Now he's even hotter.

[C]

He's hotter now. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Cuz it. I saw, like, some new girl that he's dating. They had a picture of them together on. On the Internet. And I was like, God, it never breaks, huh?

[C]

Yeah. Look at him. He was born that way.

[B]

That guy is built. He is built different.

[C]

Built for speed. Oh, my God.

[B]

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

[C]

Look at that, dude. I would just. Literally, it's like a futon. Ian, man, I would lay on him like a futon.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Wouldn't you? No. Pete. Really? Pete, I know you're not gay, but. Absolutely.

[B]

Yeah. Right?

[C]

Would you.

[B]

We don't know.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. If you walked in your house, Brad Pitt happened to be naked, laying on your couch, you would lay on top of them. That's your instinct.

[B]

I'd get naked immediately.

[C]

Immediately.

[B]

And I'd go, let's compare bodies. Stand up. Bradley.

[C]

I think at one point I'd be like, what are you doing in the house?

[B]

What are you doing in my house?

[C]

But that. You say that after your.

[B]

After.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

After you have sex with Brad. Pit. You're smoking a cigarette in bed and you're like, how'd you get in my house?

[C]

Exactly. You don't ask before. Never.

[B]

Never.

[C]

No. You just do.

[B]

You just have to let it be.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That was from F1. Did you watch F1?

[C]

No, but do you think he knows he's hot? Yes.

[B]

Brother, do you know Eurasian?

[C]

I do.

[B]

Yeah. Well, it's the same.

[C]

Fuck. It's the same thing. He knows it.

[B]

Here's what it is.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I forget sometimes I have red hair.

[C]

It's the reddest hair I've ever seen.

[B]

But I have red hair.

[C]

I know. It's so mutant.

[B]

Like, so, like, he must forget sometimes he's hot, but then look in the mirror and go, I'm high.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I'm so.

[C]

Every morning, you must look in the mirror and go, I have red hair.

[B]

No. I get out of the shower, I see my little red penis and my red pubes, and I go, red hair. Like, it makes me laugh. I have little. I have red hair, dude.

[C]

Do you. The shock and awe of me being Korean all the time, it's. It's shocking. Ah. I look in the mirror, go, holy. I am Asian. It's like. It's startling because you're. No, I'm in a white world. Yeah. Remember? Around a lot of white people. Right. And then every night I look in the mirror, I go, look at that.

[B]

But it's.

[C]

Look at what's going on there.

[B]

No, it's positive.

[C]

It's not. It's pure negative.

[B]

Koreans are the best.

[C]

Because I'm not, like, you know, I mean, like, leading man Korean. Those are hot, right?

[B]

You're next door neighbor.

[C]

I'm next door neighbor. I'm the guy that you don't trust in the movie. You know what I mean?

[B]

Actually, I think you're the guy that turns out to be. You know who you are?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The. I don't. What's the character's name in Home Alone that they think he's evil. The guy with the shovel. The old man. But he turns out to be the best.

[C]

Marley.

[B]

Marley. You're that. Because people are like, I'm weary of that little Korean guy. But you. Guess what?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Guys have got a great heart, great soul. Turns out to be a great guy.

[C]

All right, I want you to Google this, all right? Half Naked guy in Kung Fu Hustle. I'm that kid. What?

[B]

What?

[C]

In Kung Fu Hustle?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

One of my favorite movies.

[B]

That's a bad.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. No, but that's who he is in the movie. You know what I mean? Every time I watch that movie, I. Oh, I think I'm that guy. It sucks.

[B]

Oh, yeah. That's 100 it.

[C]

Yeah. That's getting cracked around. Getting cracked around. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. But you know, somebody has to be that.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

When I look in the mirror, go, Somebody has to be whatever.

[B]

That someone has to be us.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And why not us?

[C]

Or have you? When I look in the mirror naked, when I see my naked body, oh my God. It's pure shock and awe.

[B]

The dog walked in on me taking a shower. I stepped in the shower and I heard her coming up behind me. Heard her, you know, chain.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I go, oh, hey. She then looked up and saw me naked and went and walked out.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Not happy about it.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Well, I gained a little bit of weight.

[C]

You have gotten a little.

[B]

Little porky. I'm 206 right now. I kind of like it 206.

[C]

Cuz it thickens out. Like a football player almost.

[B]

I'm getting a little football.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Straight up.

[C]

Yeah. I. I walked out just one. I know you're going to say something. No, I'm so sorry. Straight up is good.

[B]

I have nothing else to say.

[C]

Straight up.

[B]

Straight up.

[C]

Yeah. What is that?

[B]

Hut, hut. You think they yell straight up?

[C]

That's what you just said.

[B]

Travis Scott. Didn't I say hut, hut?

[C]

Oh, you did. Oh, yeah. I thought they said straight up.

[B]

Straight up.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, straight up. Isn't it a move that they're saying out loud?

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Go to the right. Right. Go around me.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They don't. It's not a move.

[B]

They're not telling. The other guys are right there.

[C]

I know, but it's like him because he's the captain, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He's the leader. The quarterback's the leader. Right.

[B]

Is the captain.

[C]

Right. So isn't he going. You know what I mean? Natron, go to the right.

[B]

No, he doesn't yell out the plays.

[C]

Oh, he doesn't?

[B]

Well, then they would know. They're right there.

[C]

No, but it's their own code word.

[B]

Well, they do have codes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're halfway.

[C]

Pelican Town. 260.

[B]

That's a good play.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Pelican Down. 260 is a play.

[C]

Downtown Magoo. Turn around.

[B]

Turn around.

[C]

Yeah. And then they're like, oh, I got to turn around. I'm going to downtown Magoo. Isn't that what they do?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. I don't know football. I don't watch that sport. But anyway, you know football. I know the real football, you know? Yeah. And Arsenal won today for one. That's why I'm in a good mood. You beat Aston Villa. And there were three pots. But Lawless, if they had won that game, they would have tied us for number one.

[B]

Nice try, Aston.

[C]

Nice try. Ali Al Watkins.

[B]

Anyway, Aston Villa, by the way, is that a name of a city?

[C]

No, but it's the same of a football club. It's one of the oldest football.

[B]

Terrible name.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Aston Villa.

[C]

Yeah, That's a symbol.

[B]

How British does that sound?

[C]

Aston Villa.

[B]

I play for Aston Villa.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

How about you? What'd you get for Christmas?

[C]

Nothing. I'll tell you this. I'm gonna say that. What I was gonna say before because of the dog thing, and then I'll go to the Christmas. I'm a little wired up. Sorry.

[B]

I like it.

[C]

Okay, so I love it. Well, there's three things happening.

[B]

Go.

[C]

I wanted to say all the things that are happening.

[B]

Give it.

[C]

Okay, number one. I. I walked out a movie last night, and it's like. I, I. It's Park Chan Wook, the guy that did Old Boy. He. I think he produced this movie, Korean movie. It's called. I had Google. I.

[B]

Wait, but you. What, you went to the theater to see.

[C]

I was. I went to the Grove. You know how busy the Grove is right now, dude, no other choice. Is.

[B]

No other choice. Turns out you had a few, and.

[C]

One of them was to leave, and it's. It got. What is the Rotten Tomatoes on it.

[B]

I never trust tomatoes.

[C]

99.

[B]

I don't trust it.

[C]

I think 99.

[B]

I just don't trust that it's too. 98. That's way too high.

[C]

Yeah. So. And it's the guy from Squid Games. Great actor. Beautifully shot. Beautifully shot, Right. It's a dark comedy. The comedy really works. They're just so talented, Right. Koreans didn't know how to do it, but there's one moment. So I'm gonna just tell you. I'm not gonna give any spoilers, okay?

[B]

No, we're never gonna see this. It doesn't matter.

[C]

Really.

[B]

No. Well, I mean, maybe.

[C]

All right, so this guy, right? The guy to the right, right? Happily married, two kids. He's a paper man. He works. He works for a paper processing plant, and he's been there for 25 years, makes a good living and he gets fired. Okay. From his job.

[B]

For stealing paper?

[C]

No, for, you know, the Americans bought the company and they're doing some readjustments.

[B]

Oh, like that.

[C]

Yeah. So anyway, there's a point where it's like he won't get a job. Right. So he. They're running out of money, right. So the first thing they do is they get rid of their dogs.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yeah, they had two dogs. They're like, we can't feed this whole family. How hard is it to feed a fucking dog?

[B]

Yeah, that's the weird.

[C]

It's. It as soon as that happened in the movie, I'm like, I'm out.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

I am out.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

I walked out.

[B]

You got rid of the dogs?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You and the kids are crying.

[B]

Look.

[C]

Yeah, it's.

[B]

It was rid of the kids.

[C]

I'd rather give one of the kids.

[B]

They're so much more expensive.

[C]

They're way more expensive.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

How far, how expensive is dog food?

[B]

I mean, dude, you can get. You can get like a 50 pound bag from Costco for like 10 bucks.

[C]

I know, exactly. I mean, they're not going to be the healthiest food for the dog. You can still keep it alive.

[B]

It'll be a lot. Dude, dogs live on the street. Street dogs.

[C]

Whenever something like that happens, a movie where I'm like, I wouldn't do that. I have to leave.

[B]

You know, I saw a thread today. Was it yesterday morning or this morning that pissed me off? Someone was like, I don't care. I'll say, you know, like hot takes, you know, this I hate. And they were like, hot take. I don't care. If you're a dog person, you are stupid. Just accept it. And I was like, what does that even mean? That person, when I say, what does that even mean? It's because I'm stupid and I don't get it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Because I'm a dog person.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I. I don't trust people that don't like dogs.

[C]

I don't trust.

[B]

Weirds me. The out.

[C]

I. I don't trust a president that doesn't have a dog.

[B]

He's the only one.

[C]

I know. It's crazy. In history. Yeah. Have a cat. I don't. A gerbil, actually. If he had a honey badger. I don't care what it is.

[B]

Honey badger would be sick.

[C]

That'd be sick.

[B]

I got my little badger here.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's gnawing on Steven Miller's ankle all the time. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Donald, come get your honey badger. I have to go to school and bring my honey badger.

[C]

Yeah, you have to. Yeah.

[B]

I. I don't get it. You got to have some kind of animal.

[C]

Yeah. Here's another TikTok video that I can't watch when they start of a. I don't know. Who needs to hear this? Nobody. Nobody needs to hear what you're saying because you're all shit.

[B]

You don't know shit.

[C]

We don't care about your opinion. You're a regular guy.

[B]

You're a regular guy.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[B]

It's like you're a regular guy.

[C]

Degrassi, the scientist guy. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What are we talking? Oh, Neil, Neil.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I thought you talked about the TV show.

[C]

No, whatever.

[B]

Neil Degrass Tyson.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Negro grass. Yeah. I mean, if he says I don't need, I don't. Then I'll go, Oh, I think I'm gonna. I. I want to hear his opinion about this. Yeah. Or anyone professional like Scott Galloway.

[B]

Now let me pause on Scott Galloway.

[C]

No, don't pause on him. He play.

[B]

He says some. That I'm like, I know, I love it. Are you talking.

[C]

I'm reading his book right now.

[B]

He does this whole skip about, like, you know, people are drinking less than they've ever drank and they're having less sex and men aren't talking to women and all this. It's like, I don't.

[A]

Is that true?

[B]

How do we know that's true?

[C]

It's called statistics, my friend.

[B]

Who's filling out those forms. What the do you mean in the.

[C]

Midwest, they do it where they pull.

[B]

People on the street and they go, who's. Yeah, I don't.

[C]

They don't do it in Studio City because I've been around, you know, here's what.

[B]

I don't buy it. We're friends with a young man here. What's your name again? McCone.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

This guy, he's in the height of his 20s. He's in the. In the center of it.

[C]

He's not a normal.

[B]

He's.

[C]

I know, but he's. He's not an average white dude.

[B]

He is the most average looking white dude I've ever seen.

[C]

You don't get about this McCone guy, right? He's a shifter. He's. He's. He's got the gift of gab, you know? I mean, he's slimy.

[B]

Slimy.

[C]

He's got Hollywood quality.

[B]

What is. And then what's.

[C]

To have him, when I first met him, to just directly walk up to me and talk business is insane behavior. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, a little mover and shake. Or this little one. And then he gets into gear, moves up. He's a climber.

[B]

You want to fire him?

[C]

No, I love him.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

He's like a pesky little brother.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

So he stays. But what I'm saying is I'm on to you. But he's not a normal, you know, I mean, average 20 something year old man.

[B]

All his friends are.

[C]

Yeah, because they're not. Have you met them?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, half of them are.

[C]

But the ones that he has in Minnesota, those ones, they're not.

[B]

Yes, they are.

[C]

No, I met them.

[B]

What do you mean?

[C]

They don't even talk. They're comatose. They're like catatonic. They're like totem poles. Whenever you introduce me to them, they're like.

[B]

Well, they are.

[C]

They're big fans of you. They're not big fans, dude. Smile then.

[B]

Do you ever. Do you ever tell someone to meet you at a nice spot and you never show up?

[C]

No.

[B]

You've never done that?

[C]

No.

[B]

That's like a move that people do where they bail on a date.

[C]

Yeah, I can't do that. I don't. I've never ghosted anybody on a date.

[B]

If you've been ghosted, though.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. See, that's why it burns. It hurts, huh?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But you still remember the person. I bet you it sits in your memory bank.

[C]

You know, it keeps deep in my soul.

[B]

You know who did it? Yeah. That's why they do it.

[C]

I think you know that. You know somebody that did to me.

[B]

Do I know who it is?

[C]

Do you?

[B]

No. I'm asking you, do I know who they are?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No. What the fuck? Who's on first?

[C]

Who's on second?

[B]

I don't know, dude.

[C]

Hut.

[B]

Straight up. Straight up.

[C]

You straight up.

[B]

Wait, wait. Who did it to you?

[C]

Me. Bickel room, back dash.

[B]

Got it. There will be a college football team that uses bickel room back dash.

[C]

Yeah, back dash. You know what I mean?

[B]

Bickel room, back dash.

[C]

Up the straight.

[B]

Straight up.

[C]

And then the wide receiver knows what to do.

[B]

He does.

[C]

And he does a little bickle room like move.

[B]

If you're a college football player of any kind, please use a bad friends call at the line.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And let us know.

[C]

Bickel room, back dash.

[B]

What are you doing? How to properly yell as a quarterback.

[C]

Yeah, there's like a specific.

[B]

Blue 42.

[C]

I got one. I would do this. I would close this One and open this one.

[B]

Sing along.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, that's a good one. Give me one.

[B]

Air lick.

[C]

Don't do this. Don't be hacky about it. Come up with your own.

[B]

Imagine if you saw a quarterback at the line and you went 4, 4, 9.

[C]

And I would know what that is. Slither, slither, slither, slither. Around the defensive linebacker.

[B]

That's a slither play, that is.

[C]

Yeah. Ye.

[B]

Yeah, that is. Oh, it's a hook route.

[C]

Yeah, it's a hook route. D on both sides, though.

[B]

Yeah. Double hook.

[C]

One hook route is a single hook. Yeah, yeah, single hook. Yeah, Single hook is one side. You know what I mean? That'd be fun to come up with.

[B]

You should coach a team, dude.

[C]

It'd be great.

[B]

Let us coach your local team. Yeah, we should just co. We should coach like a intramural team. We should have a bad friend's interm.

[C]

And the thing which would be. Some of my coaching would be direct like that. It's exactly what it means.

[B]

Tourette's.

[C]

Yeah. Headbutt the guy twice. It's exactly what that means. There's no hidden agenda. Right. I just hit butt. You know what I mean?

[B]

It looks like you have water in your ear. Oh, there it is.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right in the face.

[B]

Finger. Yeah.

[C]

Flick in the face. Right. And then some of them would be like. You know what I mean? Not obvious.

[B]

A little bit more secretive.

[C]

Yeah. What is that? What.

[B]

What was that?

[C]

Flick of the nose. And focus.

[B]

Oh, hey, boog head.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what that is.

[B]

I get that.

[C]

Yeah. I think we should do it.

[B]

I'll do it.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I would love to. We'll draw up some place.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Knowledge of football is there.

[C]

Plays in baseball.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that's a hard. It's not the same.

[C]

It's harder.

[B]

Well, there's. There's. There's signals from coach at this. You know, like, you know, signals. They do that. The third base.

[C]

Yeah, but what does that all mean?

[B]

Well, they're signaling to the runner the next move at what the. What the batter is going to do.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

To swing. Swing away or to take the pitch or. Or just try to steal the base or just look. Well, there's a bunch of different signals there, but they all have different signs. Signs?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Pitch. These are pitch calls.

[C]

Wow, that's amazing.

[B]

They don't do this.

[C]

They use an older hand.

[B]

Is that my hand? That's my hand. I'm not kidding. That's.

[C]

That's the oldest head I'VE ever seen.

[B]

I have an old hand.

[C]

So this is something upside down piece.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This twice. Yeah. They gotta get more creative, Dan.

[B]

Well, they only have your hand. You have one hand.

[C]

I know, but you could still, you know. What about this move?

[B]

No, because this one has a mitt. One has a mitt on it.

[C]

Oh, it's a mitt. Right?

[B]

Catcher has one mitt on. Right.

[C]

And then do they do this?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Meaning catch it.

[B]

Pitcher does that.

[C]

Catch the ball then. You know what I mean?

[B]

That's from the pitcher.

[C]

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And I'm telling you, I'm hoping my Chicago Bears continue. I hope too, to do what they're doing.

[C]

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[C]

Reggie, I just sold my car online. Let's go, Grandpa.

[B]

Wait, you did?

[C]

Yep. On Carvana. Just put in the license plate, answered a few questions, got an offer in minutes. Easier than setting up that new digital picture frame. You don't say.

[B]

Yeah, they're even picking it up tomorrow.

[C]

Talk about fast. Wow. Way to go. So, about that picture frame. Ah, forget about it. Until Carvana makes one, I'm not interested.

[A]

Car selling made easy on pickup fees may apply.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Would you be a pitcher or a catcher?

[C]

Oh, I'd be a catcher.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[C]

I catch.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I don't pitch.

[B]

I'm a pitcher.

[C]

Yeah, I know you are, dude.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And like, catching your balls, my favorite thing to do. Yeah. What if somebody has, like, Tourette's all of a sudden? Not Tourette's, but, like, goes into a seizure? That'd be fun.

[B]

That'd be terrible.

[C]

Yeah. But he's going, right? And, you know, and he's like. I don't know what to do.

[B]

You know what? The batter. The batter.

[C]

They see the coach. You know what I mean? And looking at like. I don't know what move that is, but I'll try.

[B]

Swing away.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So go away.

[C]

What do you think?

[B]

Yeah, that's gotta.

[C]

That's.

[B]

That feels like. That's in movie. I feel like that's Daniel Stern.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Little big league or whatever.

[C]

Yeah. I feel like gang members could probably do it.

[B]

Well, hey, steal 30. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Throw up some.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, dude, you know me do this move, right?

[B]

Well, you know, they have gangs. They have. Not gangs, but, I mean, like, in prisons they have, like, intramural leagues. In prison. The longest yard, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, let's not throw any of these up.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Wait, let me see. Compton Crip.

[C]

This one I can do. I like.

[B]

I don't think we should do these.

[C]

Why?

[B]

On the air?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's probably a bad idea.

[C]

Yeah. But this means different than whatever that means. This means antlers.

[B]

Sure. Deer.

[C]

Gang or hunters? Get the antlers.

[B]

Dude, deer.

[C]

I mean. Yeah. What are you. Yeah.

[B]

Japanese girl. Gang.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

[B]

I like. I'm not gonna lie. The hand signals for gangs are incredible.

[C]

They're incredible.

[B]

You see them throw them up. You love them. Oh, geek gang. What is that?

[C]

Yeah, geek gang signs. Now, how can you take okie dokie and turn into a gain sign? That sucks. Like, because if you're, like, seeing a guy, you're going, hey, hey, Bobby, I'm going to go to the gym, right? And I go, okie dokie. That's what I'm saying. It's unfair.

[B]

Yeah, it's not. You can't. They stole it.

[C]

Can't do okie dokie anymore because it's a gangster. Well, yeah, yeah.

[B]

You know.

[C]

Okay, I know, I know. I understand. I understand it.

[B]

A lot of things have been taken over.

[C]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

A lot of things have been taken.

[C]

They're just like the swastika.

[B]

That was ours.

[C]

No, that was Indonesian, Right? It was like Buddhist or more.

[B]

Well, it means peace.

[C]

It means peace, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's so crazy.

[B]

The marketing is great on the swastika.

[C]

I mean, because to take. To take peace and turn it into a symbol of hate, it's like taking the peace sign now and turning into hate.

[B]

Well, it's almost poetic. You're taking something that means peace and turning into absolute hate. Which is kind of odd. How?

[C]

Good marketing.

[B]

That's all phenomenal.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Good team over there in Germany. So check it out, where we're branding, we're going to rebrand the peace symbol. Hitler. I love it. Now give me some fucking method.

[C]

Yeah, they did a lot of math.

[B]

He loved math.

[C]

Yeah, a lot of them did.

[B]

What would. If you had terminal cancer and you're on your way out, would you do. Would you ride the horse? Would you do heroin?

[C]

I mean, I would do what the doctor prescribed, but much more.

[B]

You wouldn't go street? Street drugs?

[C]

I might. I don't know, dude. I might want to face it head on, clear.

[B]

Death.

[C]

Yeah. What's so funny?

[B]

Carlos does not want to face it.

[C]

Like Ram Dass says, I don't want to face traffic. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But don't you want to be in the present moment of death?

[B]

No. I don't know. Well, I definitely don't want to die in my sleep.

[C]

A Jane Goodall.

[B]

That's a huge fear.

[C]

She died in her sleep.

[B]

The ape woman? Yeah, she did.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought she died from an ape. Wasn't she?

[C]

Well, ape was next to her.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know if she sleeps with them, but I think she died in her sleep.

[B]

Now, famous people die in their sleep. James Gandolfini, John Candy, Heath Ledger, Bernie Mac, Britney Murphy, Jerry Garcia, Reggie White.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

William Howard.

[C]

Why not die in your sleep?

[B]

I want to know what's coming. Oh, like, when I die, I want to go, okay, that's happening.

[C]

Oh, I see.

[B]

I don't want to go to bed and being like, what a great day.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Honk, chew, honk, shoe. And then I. And I never wake up.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I want to be alive when I'm dead.

[C]

Hey, no, dude.

[B]

You want to be sleep.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Well, you sleep so much, it's gonna happen from a percentage perspective.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, it has to for you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way, I talked to a buddy today who says that he's gone up north and eaten reindeer before.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

No, he says they're awesome.

[C]

This guy does.

[B]

What?

[C]

You don't eat reindeer dog.

[B]

What do you mean? You can eat reindeer meat again? No, it looks good. It's like.

[C]

It's too gamy, probably.

[B]

No, he said it was actually pretty good because it was. Because it's fatty, right? Because it's so cold. They have to eat a lot to stuff up for the winter. So it's. It's. It's fattier than.

[C]

Oh, that does look delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's fatty.

[C]

I think. I think a Rudolph and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Well, no Rudolph.

[C]

You can't eat Rudolph.

[B]

Somebody did.

[C]

Oh, no. Somebody did.

[B]

Reindeer meat. See?

[C]

It looks good.

[B]

Dude, that's like. I told you when I was in Australia and I had kangaroo. Phenomenal. I loved it. The guy was like, yeah, you might not like it, mate. And I was like, I'll try it. We went to, like, a little bar, restaurant thing, and I was kind of like, I'll have a couple bites. Ate the whole thing.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

It was delicious.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

But they needed. They need to get rid of them because they outnumber kangaroos, outnumber Australians. Like, what is it? It's crazy. I think it's like three to one or something bonkers like that.

[C]

How much could you charge for Rudolph's nose to eat if you actually caught Rudolph, right? And you're like, you know, Rudolph has one nose. And it's probably original because it's red. Bright red.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You could probably eat it. Well, you're right.

[B]

I'm sure you could lick it or.

[C]

You could boil it or something.

[B]

What do you think it would taste like?

[C]

I don't know, I mean, probably delicious, like candy cane and just a sugar. Like a sugary meat, like a Korean, you know, I. Meat that's been like. You know what I mean? What do you call it?

[B]

Marinated.

[C]

Marinated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Marinate that.

[C]

You could probably charge a million dollars for Rudolph's nose.

[B]

Well, it's one nose. You'd have to charge way more than that. It's only one.

[C]

Yeah. Or Daffy ducks like beak. How much could you charge for that? Oh, my God. Daffy Duck beat. Oh, right. What do you think?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Be so expensive.

[C]

Yeah. Tinkerbell wing. Oh, just Tinkerbell wing, dude. It's not a filling. No, but you could probably charge a good 20 grand for one wing.

[B]

The delicacy.

[C]

It's a delicacy. Yeah.

[B]

What about a Mickey Mouse here? Oh, just one ear.

[C]

One ear of Mickey Mouse here.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh, my. I mean, a lot of people would be upset.

[B]

So what?

[C]

Right?

[B]

Oh, God.

[C]

But what if Mickey's walking around with one ear? You know what I mean? See, we didn't kill him. We just took the ear.

[B]

Just one ear.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Big deal. Yeah.

[C]

Some Korean guy in a red hat guy took my ear. I was sleeping.

[B]

Say that again. I can't hear you. What? Oh, yeah, good one. Okay. What is that? Kangaroos. Oh, yeah. It's one to two for every person. Yeah. There's too many of them. There's.

[C]

Okay. It's crazy. There's too many Chinese. We don't eat them. That'd be good.

[B]

Well, is that like the old slogan, eat the rich? It's just eat the Chinese, dude. We went out. We were out.

[C]

What'd you do?

[B]

And we're out in the mountains and there was literally no snow up in Utah. It was crazy to me when you say we, who? My wife and my. Well, and her family. Great.

[C]

What are you. I'm not accusing you of anything.

[B]

Well, you say, like, who was I with? I was with the whole.

[C]

Well, you could have been with your family as well.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We switch years. We do the. This year. That year. This year.

[C]

Well, that's all I wanted to know. What year was it?

[B]

Which were. It's their year. You're right. But we're no longer doing that again. I think. I think every year from now on we're going to do double downs.

[C]

You got to double down it, dude.

[B]

Yeah, I think I got it. My parents are getting older, so I got to do it. I want to see him more often. But we went up there to Utah and it Was no snow. And I didn't care. I wasn't going to ski this year. But my God, you feel bad. These people that, like, go up there their whole year, they wait to go up there, they get their kids, they spend all this money going to vacation. No snow. It's rain.

[C]

You can't sticky.

[B]

Oh, there's almost. No, there was almost. Yeah. You can't ski without snow.

[C]

Yeah, that's what they say.

[B]

It's a big component.

[C]

Yeah. Why can't you water ski?

[B]

The legs are frozen.

[C]

Oh, there are.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, this is double.

[B]

You could ice skate.

[C]

There we go. Why can't you do that?

[B]

I would love to ice skate with you.

[C]

I'm pretty good.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, don't bake. Oh, you know what? I fall, you laugh, it'll be the end.

[B]

I would love to go ice skating.

[C]

I'd love to go ice skating with you as well.

[B]

Speed skating, though. We would race.

[C]

Can you ice skateboard? Okay. I can, too.

[B]

No.

[C]

We'll see.

[B]

Is that Minnesota in you? Getting you. That still got you.

[C]

We shall see. We shall see. Dude, I hate your challenging vibes because he's Mr. Sporting Guy. What's going on here?

[B]

That's speed skating.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I can't do that, but we should try. How funny would we be in those outfits? Oh, that'd be so funny with those long blades on.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Look at the Winter Olympics are coming up. Ask us to host something. Winter Olympics?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Where is it at again this year? Where's the Winter Olympics? In Italy, I think. In like, Milan, maybe. Milan. How cool. Invite us. NBC.

[C]

Remember Leslie Jones did what?

[B]

Look at these. Skiing in this?

[C]

No, but was. Didn't she do like that? Brazil or.

[B]

Damn, these girls got big old ass. Back to you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's such a crazy pick to host the Olympics. Yeah. There she is with Al Roker.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. This is. You know, by the way, this is my petition for comedians to not host anything ever again.

[C]

What?

[B]

We're not right for this. We try to do these things.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's insane.

[C]

It's insane.

[B]

Why are we doing this?

[C]

Also, you have to edit yourself and.

[B]

You want to make so many inappropriate jokes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Can't say anything.

[C]

You can't say anything.

[B]

By the way, we rewrote. That makes me. We just watched the. We were talking to a friend at the house and we were talking about vegetarian meals, like giving you farts, you know, And Portlandia had, like, the best sketch of all time. They go to a vegan restaurant. Have you ever seen this? No. And while they're in the middle of it. The woman's like, we noticed some flatulation. Would you like to go on our fart patio? Yeah, there's a patio just for people that are farting and they're in full conversation as they're farting.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's so dumb. If you do need to flatulate, we have a designated area. Wait, what? So dumb.

[C]

Dude.

[B]

Dude, Fart patio is brilliant. Wow. A little mustard seed apple.

[C]

For some reason.

[B]

They are two of maybe the funniest. That show was so funny. Yeah, it was, like, ahead of its time.

[C]

It was really good.

[B]

It was so good.

[C]

I love him.

[B]

Armisen.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I think she's brilliant, too. I mean, they're both geniuses as a person. Oh, I don't know her. Famous guy drop. Oh, Fred And I wait off. I like him because I know him.

[C]

No, that's not what it is. Was I. Is that what I was doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I can't say. Oh, let's do a do over.

[B]

Dude, this is so funny.

[C]

Let's do a do over.

[B]

I do it and he's like. He doesn't use it.

[C]

There's not a difference between Fred Armisen, a comedian. Right. That we all know. Right. SNL or Taylor Swift. Different. Different. Yeah.

[B]

I've never brought. I don't bring it up. You bring it up.

[C]

Yeah, but. And I love to bring it up.

[B]

You name drop.

[C]

I don't think so. Yeah, you do. I don't think so. Was that honest? Let's.

[B]

Let's analyze you name drop people. Yes, you do.

[C]

Aside from that, where have I name dropped? Kiedis, you know, Michael Bay, you know who. From the. The meeting. The men's meeting.

[B]

Yeah. Dude, you name drop all the time. Stop it. Stop it.

[C]

So do you, though?

[B]

No.

[C]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

No. Who. What do I do? You just name drop when I tell you in private.

[C]

Somebody told me a story. I don't want to bring it up.

[B]

Go ahead, do it.

[C]

No, I don't want to do it. Oh, I was at a restaurant and Bateman was there with Jennifer Aniston and this and that. Right?

[B]

You brought that story up on this show.

[C]

No, not out loud, but.

[B]

So I just said I tell you in private, and then you bring it up on the show. I literally just said that.

[C]

Yeah, but I'm just saying that.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[C]

The act of name dropping is something that you do.

[B]

Okay, so time out. You name drop in private way more than me when we just don't talk about it on the show.

[C]

I don't name drop at all, dude.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[C]

All right, so let's get this over.

[B]

Obsessed with celebrity.

[C]

Oh, God, Portlandia. I love that show. I don't know, Fred.

[B]

That's what you should have said.

[C]

Is that what I should have said?

[B]

Well, I just said he's a genius. And you go, he's a great guy. Yeah, like. Like, I know him. He's a guy. I know. We were saying.

[C]

I don't know. Well, I did a movie with them, like, six months ago.

[B]

Another drop. Another drop. I did a movie six months ago. I work you, dude.

[C]

Is that what it is?

[B]

Yes, it is.

[C]

You know what? I don't like that about myself. I'm never gonna do it again.

[B]

What was the name of the movie? Is it Out?

[C]

Green Days Movie. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, right. That's a huge one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, there's a lot of people in that. Yeah, like, a ton of people are in this movie.

[C]

Yeah. So what's it called? New Year's Rev right now.

[B]

When does it come out?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

They missed their opportunity. It's New Year.

[C]

Maybe next New Year's. Maybe next to yours.

[B]

But I see a lot of clips going viral, by the way, from our. Our good friend Logic's movie that you were in.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I like a lot of clips on the. Have you seen this on the Internet? A lot of them are being bounced around, particularly the conversation with him and his father, because his dad is a crazy character.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm barely in that. I have no lines.

[B]

Shout out Logic, though. We love him.

[C]

I have no lines in it. I love Logic.

[B]

He's a great dude.

[C]

Yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I was on the Two. I was on tour when you guys were filming that thing. I wish I could have come up there.

[C]

Well, you know, what happened was I. Spokane.

[B]

Where was it?

[C]

I had a bigger role. I showed up. I had Covid.

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[C]

Right. And they go, you can't show up on set. I go, what do I do? They're like, just stay. So I stayed in this hotel room for, like, five days.

[B]

I remember. You were stuck. That's right.

[C]

And then I was flying out, and they're like, can you just be this kind of background guy since you're here?

[B]

Call Santino. Background guy. Right here. Background guy.

[C]

So I just kind of did it. But, you know, I love Logic a lot.

[B]

No, he's a great dude. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, he's a great dude.

[B]

You got so much work lined up on the horizon, Bob. I'm so Proud of you. No, I do. No, I don't.

[C]

Well, you. You decline work.

[B]

Decline work.

[C]

Yeah, you do.

[B]

No, I don't. There's nothing comes my way.

[C]

The stuff that I'm in is bad. I still do it.

[B]

You should read it first.

[C]

I don't read it.

[B]

If it's bad, don't do it.

[C]

But it. I just do.

[B]

Well, you. How about this guy?

[C]

Red Karate, Ghost.

[B]

I got something big. They go.

[C]

Karate goes. Yeah, I'll do it.

[B]

I got something big coming up and I want to announce it. I'm very excited about. I'm going to brag right now, guys.

[C]

Big time, go ahead.

[B]

Big time, go ahead. Huge for me.

[C]

Go.

[B]

January, end of the month, my best buddy's going to be shooting a special at the Balboa Theater, okay? Four shows, sold out.

[C]

They're not sold out.

[B]

Yeah, they are. They're all sold out.

[C]

Are they sold out?

[B]

Everything is sold out. Bobby Lee Live, sold out. Balboa Theater, four shows, my guy. They're all sold out. I looked. They're all sold out. Click on them. They're all sold out. How amazing.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Are you excited?

[C]

Well, here's the thing, okay? I'm trying not to think about it.

[B]

What do you mean you're not trying to think about it?

[C]

Because I have what I have, right? What? Why are you shaking your head? It's not sold out.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[C]

Look at those little blue spots, brother.

[B]

That's gone. That'll be gone in two days. Those are like, reserve seats. It's sold out.

[C]

Yeah, I don't care about the back either. Is. It's the. Wait, are the whites the empty seats? Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no, dude, he's kidding. It's the other way around. Get off of the ticket, man.

[C]

Okay. No. Are the whites the empty seats? So, okay, thank God.

[B]

No, you're sold out.

[C]

Thank the God.

[B]

Are the whites the empty.

[C]

Yeah. And only the back row. They bought. What the.

[B]

A guy who's never bought a ticket in his entire life.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Which ones are the ones I have?

[C]

Yeah. Okay. Can I just say this about the special?

[B]

Okay. That drive you nuts, by the way? When somebody's in your seat, when you get to a place and you go, oh, those are our seats. And they're like. They are. And you're like, yeah, come on, man, let's not do this dance. Yeah. And they're like, I don't. I think. Oh, let me see. Let me look. And then they look and they go, oh, you're right. Oh, you're right. Yeah, we're we're way. The. We're all the way up there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're like, you're. What are you doing? You knew you were.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Just, just. I've sat in other people's seats. I've done that by accident. Yeah, but when you do it, you get up, right? No, no, I've done it for years. We go to Dodger games. We would sneak all the way down. We used to do that all the time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then when they come to go, you guys, as I see you go, you got it. You caught us. And then get up and go.

[C]

Yeah, but you don't do the thing.

[B]

Where you kill time and you go, is this.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Fucking. No, we sneak down. You know, that's like a part of the game is, you know, on Tick.

[C]

Tock, I saw a woman, she was a little drunk, and she go. She sits in a first class seat. She's in coach. The first black guy comes up and goes, hey, I think that's my seat. And she goes, well, I just paid a lot of money for my ticket and I decided I'm going to sit here.

[B]

What? That's got to be a sketch. Talk space.

[C]

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[B]

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[C]

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[B]

If she was in my seat? Yeah, I'd be like, oh ma', am, I think you're in my seat.

[C]

But would she get.

[B]

Okay, you're the drunk white lady.

[C]

So I'm sorry, but, you know, I paid for a seat, too.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And I just kind of. I sat here first.

[B]

Oh, you sat there first?

[C]

Yeah, I got on first, and you were a little late, so I'm. I'm just gonna sit here, and you can sit wherever I'm sitting.

[B]

No. Okay, so here's the deal. Yeah, that's my seat I paid for. I'd like to. Oh, you don't want to move?

[C]

I don't think I'm gonna. Because I can't get here first.

[B]

Oh, you got here first.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you a little intoxicated, ma'? Am?

[C]

Yeah, I've drank some brandy.

[B]

Well, how about this? You go to the back of the plane to your seat where you belong, and I'll give you drinks the whole flight.

[C]

I'm. I'm not moving.

[B]

I'll give you drinks all flight.

[C]

Hey, Red. Can I call you you?

[B]

Red, Please.

[C]

You freak.

[B]

Whoa.

[C]

You're redheaded. Freak of nature.

[B]

Listen here, Connie Chung.

[C]

Are you racist?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[B]

Listen, you.

[C]

What army is going to remove me from my seat? The Red Mermaid?

[B]

The ice army.

[C]

They did eventually kick her out.

[B]

You got it. It's insane.

[C]

But here's what I don't get, though. It was a white lady.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

Right. It could be other races.

[B]

You better not attack the whites.

[C]

I know. What I'm saying is there was an entitlement in the video, which bothered me.

[B]

That white women all are entitled.

[C]

No, I'm not saying that. I just. She just happened to be. But. But when it's mixed with white, it. It's a little bit more bothersome to me.

[B]

Right?

[C]

No, actually, it was any other race, it would be bothering.

[B]

You would find a thing to be bothered by it no matter.

[C]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. But I just wanted to, like, gouge her eyes out.

[B]

She's like, I'm not gonna.

[C]

Yeah, I'm not moving. It's like I bought a coach seat. Go back. You know what I mean?

[B]

Oh, well. Or go. Hey, you can have it. Just pay me the difference in the fare.

[C]

Oh, that's. Yeah, that's.

[B]

And I'll go sit in my seat. Just give me the cash if you got it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I'll go do that. You would do that? I don't think so.

[B]

If they had a cash.

[C]

No.

[B]

Be a fun story.

[C]

Yeah. You're flying to Australia.

[B]

I mean.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Insane.

[C]

Insane.

[B]

I don't even know. I could do that flight again.

[C]

Like. I know.

[B]

I love it down there. That's so. It was so long. It was it's so long. You feel like you wasted a port part of your life. Like, when you land, you're like, I think I'm much older now.

[C]

We want to flight together, and you both first class. I never saw you the whole time.

[B]

Yeah, 15 hours.

[C]

Yeah, 15. We never even saw each other the whole time.

[B]

Oh. Because it's exhausting.

[C]

And then Burr was on the fly, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Bill was on.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. On a flight. And then it's like, I saw him one time. He was going to the bathroom, and I saw him get up, go to the bedroom so I can say hi.

[B]

You got up to say hi?

[C]

Yeah. I didn't have to pee or anything. I just say, I'm gonna wait in line of the bathroom. When he gets up, I want to say hi.

[B]

That sounds so creepy. I didn't have to pee. I just wanted to say hi because.

[C]

I knew that what was gonna happen, this plan's gonna, like. Because he was in front of me, right? Yeah. That he was gonna. You know. He gets an escort.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A group of people go, come on, this way.

[B]

You know, I mean, it is funny how he does. We.

[C]

We don't.

[B]

We would never get it.

[C]

We don't have an escort. But he has.

[B]

Carlos gets escorts.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different kinds. Yeah. Yeah. But so I waited. He got out, and then I said, oh, I was surprised too, Bill. I go, bill, what's going on?

[B]

So nerdy.

[C]

Hey, buddy, what's going on? You know, I. You know what I mean? But I purposely did that.

[B]

You've never done that to say hi to Bill?

[C]

No, just in general. Like, oh, got up putting stuff. Okay.

[B]

But I can't. But I can't believe I haven't shared this story.

[C]

Tell me.

[B]

You want the biggest name drop of all.

[C]

Tell me.

[B]

I think I told you, child in the middle, I got to meet somebody for five seconds.

[C]

I know who it is.

[B]

I told you, didn't I?

[C]

I knew it was about to happen. You never told me that you actually did it.

[B]

I did it. I met President Obama.

[C]

That's amazing. Wow.

[B]

It was insane. My buddy who's friends with him was like, hey, man, when are you back in town from Vegas? And I was like, oh, Monday night. He's like, do you think you can come see me on Tuesday? I was like, why? He's like, I'm playing golf with Obama. And I was like, no. He's like, I swear to God. And I was like, well, what. What? I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, say. Say hi. And he's like, yeah. If you'd like, I'll introduce you. You. So I go over there.

[C]

Are you wearing a golf uniform?

[B]

No, I'm just dressed nice.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Because I'm not playing or nothing. But I go over there to say. I go over there to say hi, and they're done, and I'm kind of, like, hanging around. And this was, like, a moment in time that blew my mind. He was, like, walking around the Secret Service. They're done. They're about to leave. And he. You know, the Secret Service is everywhere. It's crazy. And my buddy sees me, makes eye contact, act. Because I told him. I said, dude, if it's not a thing, don't worry. I don't need to. I don't want to bother you.

[C]

Enforce the situation.

[B]

No. And I don't want to make him be like, what?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Gives a. About you.

[C]

Who gives a. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then he looked at me, made eye contact, and he went like this. And then. I'm not kidding, dude.

[C]

Well, your friend did that.

[B]

Yeah, he saw me.

[C]

I thought Barack did that. No, Dave. No, I should have.

[B]

On. Dave, your mind is going to be blown.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

Because he. He goes like this, and he, like, ushers him to me, which was like. I was almost laughing. He's like, ushering him towards me, like, around people. Like, people are kind of waiting quietly. And he goes, I would like to introduce you to a buddy of mine, Andrew Santino, comedian, Chicago, Illinois. And I said. I loaded this up. I said, Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you. And he goes, I know who this guy is. And I was like, get the fuck out of here. He literally goes, I know who this guy is.

[C]

Now, how does my Fred Armisen story. Fucking compare to that dude? Are you out of your mind? Fuck off.

[B]

It was so good. Oh.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

We chatted about Chicago for five seconds, and I said, it's an absolute pleasure and an honor to meet you, and I don't want to waste any more of your time.

[C]

You said that?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I said, it's an. That's a pleasure and an honor to meet you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't want to waste anything.

[C]

And now. Were you nervous?

[B]

No, because it was kind of like he was his. He's extremely disarming. He's so, like. Even though he is, you know, this.

[C]

Figure, he's a historical figure.

[B]

No, but I'm saying, he's so cool.

[C]

It's like meeting John Adams or. Or, you know what I mean? Or like, you know, Paul Revere.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I met Paul Revere. Like, who could say that? You know?

[B]

I mean, it's like meeting Obama.

[C]

He was so fast on the horse, you know? I mean, I barely met him there. He goes by Paul.

[B]

I met the horse. I met the horse.

[C]

What?

[B]

Just meet the horse.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Just meet the horse. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, he. He was very cool. Just his vibe. He was cool. He was very nice. He wasn't like. It didn't feel heavy.

[C]

I mean, it's like the difference.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I mean? Of caliber.

[B]

Well, we're not friends. I just got to say hello to the man.

[C]

I know, but the situations that you're in are so much different than situation you. I mean, I would like trolls and stuff. That's who.

[B]

I mean, if you weren't such a fucking recluse, it may be if you got up, get out and did something, you'd meet people.

[C]

Okay. But anyway, so. Wow. And then you shook his hand.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Soft.

[B]

He dapped me up.

[C]

Oh, dude. That's the real.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Is that the real. That's a good stuff. What's up?

[B]

But you have to be introduced.

[C]

What?

[B]

If you're pumped. If you're introduced to by another. By a black person.

[C]

Oh, your friend was black.

[B]

Oh, did you assume he was white?

[C]

Yeah. Is it somebody that we know? Something I know, too.

[B]

You definitely don't know this guy.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Is this because you don't have any black friends? Is that what this is?

[C]

I have black friends, all white.

[B]

In your machine, the guy who. You called him, like, Dasani Jones. You didn't even know his name. You were like Josani Jones. It's like, what the.

[C]

All right. Anyway. Wow. That's a really. That's a life experience that, you know, it was.

[B]

Honestly, it was a. It was a moment in my day where I was like, this is maybe.

[C]

It's incredible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Congratulations.

[B]

Four seconds of time. And I literally said, I don't want to waste any more time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He was like, oh, man, we gotta go. It's all.

[C]

It's all good. Yeah.

[B]

But he chatted about Chicago for a hot second.

[C]

I mean, I had RFK Jr. On tiger belly. That's the farthest I think I'll go politically. It's a pleasure to meet you. Yeah, that's what it was.

[B]

But, no, it was incredible moment in my life.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Honestly, it was like one of those things. I was off.

[C]

Awesome.

[B]

Just got to. All I want to do is say hi to the guy. Like, hey, man.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

It was cool.

[C]

Yeah. And then when you on the Drive home. What were you thinking?

[B]

I called. Well, I called my parents. Yeah, it's. It was cool. It was a cool moment in time. It was one of those congratulations.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It stays with me.

[C]

It's huge.

[B]

And you know what the best part was?

[C]

Yeah. No photo.

[B]

That's so funny. You knew what I was going to say. It was great because some people were kind of trying to maybe get a picture.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And I was like, he's not going to like that. So they shut it down. Like, not him, but other people were like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Don't. Don't do. No, no, no.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Enjoy the moment. He doesn't want.

[C]

He gets pictures probably up the kazoo.

[B]

Well, think about this. People take photos of him everywhere he is.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So you know how many times in public he sees someone like, yeah, yeah. How many people do that all day?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So, like, enjoy the moment.

[C]

And it's a memory.

[B]

I was nervous at the very beginning, and then he disarms you. You know what it made me feel like? You know when you're like. When someone's like someone, you get nervous before you go on stage and you go, well, I'm anxious. I'm not, like, nervous. I'm just, like, excited.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I kind of get like. Like, I want to jump out of fucking skin.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And the moment you get on and say something, it's, like, gone. You know what I mean? Like, the anxiety, like, is gone. When you start doing the job that we do, it felt the same way. And then he got to me, and it was like. Like, this is going to sound corny, but you do get why some people get that kind of status. You talk to a guy for five seconds, you're like, I get it. This guy's.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

He's got all.

[C]

You're born with it.

[B]

He's got all the pieces. It figured it out.

[C]

You got to have the pieces.

[B]

By the way, I bet you'd feel that way about any president you'd ever meet.

[C]

There's a reason.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

To get there.

[C]

To get there is crazy. That's the prime level in terms of politics.

[B]

Any president you would meet, you'd go, oh, this. Except for Ford. Yeah, yeah, Ford. Dude, get nerd.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, you would. You'd feel the same way about anybody.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. It was wild. I thought I told you.

[C]

No, I knew you called.

[B]

I told. Told you I was going to have maybe.

[C]

No, you were on your way to go.

[B]

Right. I was telling you. I was going, you're not going to.

[C]

Believe where I'm going.

[B]

But I did say to you. I did say, I bet I won't get to meet him.

[C]

Yeah. But then I said to you, make sure you call me after you do it. And you never did. I called my.

[B]

I called everybody else.

[C]

Yeah, I know, but. Yeah, but I'm the one that would have been like, wow.

[B]

Why do you think I held it?

[C]

For this?

[B]

Yeah. For the show.

[C]

Okay. Wow. I knew you were going. He goes, I remember.

[B]

He goes, hey, where's Bobby?

[C]

No, he never did that.

[B]

How amazing. If. Dude, also, when he said, I know this guy, I thought, I got this. He's definitely got to be plugged into the Internet world. His kid's a director. His daughter's a director, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Aren't they both in the business?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Malia is.

[B]

Yeah, the director. Yeah, dude, they're plugged in.

[C]

Well, I just did a show that they produced.

[B]

Yeah, they're plugged in, man. Yeah, they know what's good. I mean, he was. Yeah, he knows.

[C]

And I literally thought, you know, I mean, when I got the offer for the show, they go, the Obamas are producing it. And I go, I'm in. I'm doing it. It's an offer. They go, yeah. And I show up out in the fucking nowhere land and thinking that they're gonna be there. They're gonna be there.

[B]

It'd be cool if they did.

[C]

I know, but they're not gonna be there. I just showed up. It was just like a regular shoot with regular people.

[B]

Oh, my God. Gifts, Gifts, Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Jingle. Whoa.

[C]

Oh, dude. So what is. This is what they were talking about? Yeah, it works. Just wi fi anywhere.

[B]

You know what the best part about this is? We bought these.

[C]

No, you didn't. I promise.

[B]

Who paid for these?

[C]

We got it at amount and it's not going to come from y', all, so. No way.

[B]

We didn't buy this promise.

[C]

No, no, we made sure that you didn't.

[B]

Who paid for it?

[C]

7X.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

He said.

[B]

And so we paid for it.

[C]

We paid for it. We pay for these.

[B]

No, I'm kidding. This is.

[C]

This is a great gift.

[B]

This is very nice.

[C]

I don't know how to do. I just put my PlayStation. It's really easy. It's like setting up an iPad.

[B]

You know, I'm. I'm nervous about this. What about using these now?

[C]

Why?

[B]

Did you see that clip about. About Kamala and wired headphones? Oh, this is gonna you up.

[C]

Thank you so much.

[B]

This Is great, guys. This is so nice.

[C]

And you can play any PlayStation game that's got the same effects.

[B]

And this is very cool, you guys. Thank you so very much.

[C]

It's really good.

[B]

Click on. Yeah, click on this. Listen to this clip. So she got a lot of shit for, like, wearing these wired headphones. Don't be on the train using your ear pods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation. I'm just telling you, that's a little bit more secure. She's laughing, but she's very serious. That's the creepiest part about that. She's like, I served on the intelligence committee.

[C]

I've literally never heard anyone's music through a fucking AirPod.

[B]

No, she's saying people can tap in and listen to your conversation.

[C]

How?

[B]

Well, because it's. What? This is Bluetooth.

[C]

What are they? Who are they? Professor X from X Men. I mean, like, how do you do it?

[B]

Professor X is down in this. He does live in the subway. And you know why he lives down there? It's not ADA compliant.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Anyway, he can't get back up.

[C]

You don't want them once you go down. You don't want those, then.

[B]

No, I do, man. I'm just having fun on the show. All right. Having fun on the show.

[C]

I thought. You're being serious.

[B]

No, dude.

[C]

Yeah. Because if you don't want them, I'll take them.

[B]

Just making a bit for the show.

[C]

Okay. Okay. Good bit.

[B]

Yeah. Thanks for killing it.

[C]

Yeah, I destroyed it.

[B]

No, it's okay.

[C]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

Yeah, Good. Top stuff.

[B]

You got any New Year's resolutions? This is the thing that people, you know, people hate it, but we all pretend to do it a little bit.

[C]

Well, I'm not. I don't know, man. I don't think I do.

[B]

You don't want to change anything?

[C]

Not really, no. I think I'm pretty good. I'm on a good path here. Here.

[B]

That's great.

[C]

Yeah. You have any? Oh, yeah. Give me one.

[B]

I hope to find the cure for cancer by March. Did you say that's. I wasn't.

[C]

I know, but then I can make up.

[B]

Okay, then do it. That's what this whole show is, is making stuff. It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

It's kind of what we're doing here, Dennis.

[C]

This.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm going to make short stilts.

[B]

See? Funny.

[C]

Is that funny?

[B]

Funny?

[C]

Yeah. I think they're too long. You know, when you see them, they're too long. Yeah. I mean, have them like me two feet off the ground.

[B]

They are too long.

[C]

Yeah, they're. Stilts are too long.

[B]

Have you ever seen painter stilts? Yeah, those. Those are tiny.

[C]

They have them already, Bob. They have what? Short stilts.

[B]

Yeah, they're there. Yeah. Paint.

[C]

No, no, no. I'm talking about the way, you know. Oh, that dash. Oh, they are short.

[B]

Man. Your ideas are just getting taken.

[C]

They're taken. All right.

[B]

What is she doing? Like, oh, they have just a child on stilts for no reason. And by the way, the mom was like, I know you hate it. Just take the photo.

[C]

I'm gonna do mayonnaise flavored yogurt.

[B]

They got it.

[C]

I don't think you do. They have it.

[B]

Yo, Mayo.

[C]

Yo, Mayo. They already have it.

[B]

God, everything has been on Shark Tank already.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's think about something else. Let's create something here.

[B]

What do you got it? I got it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

We're gonna manufacture. We're gonna. Let's do make a shoe company. And we only sell left shoes. No rights.

[C]

Oh, that's good.

[B]

And it's called no rights. You have no rights. You have no rights.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. And all the pros, right? Yeah, that's good. This is good. See if they have that.

[B]

No rights. Only left shoes. Just this guy selling his shoes.

[C]

Yeah, he's already doing it, dude.

[B]

No, he's just selling. All right, now there's a website for just one foot. Oh, for people with just one foot.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, there we go. They already have it. See though, you can't come up with anything. All right, how about this shark, by the way? Yeah.

[B]

That is so incredible because somebody at one point was like, like, I only need one.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Just give me one. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I don't have a let my left foot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They call me loopy. I used to dance in circles.

[C]

Shark skinned Covid mask.

[B]

Oh, shark skin covered mass. I guarantee you there's no way they.

[C]

Got that skin covered mask.

[B]

Got that right here.

[C]

That's the whole shark head. I'm at sea Canada.

[B]

I gotta tell you, shark head is way cooler.

[C]

Yeah, you come over there one.

[B]

Wait, wait. Go to all and see if they really sell it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Shark skin Covid mask. No, we could be good.

[C]

I think we're good with that.

[B]

I think.

[C]

I don't know. It's going to give it good protection, you know?

[B]

But still.

[C]

Still. Yeah, yeah. Half a hula hoop.

[B]

A hula.

[C]

A hula. Just a hula hula. Half hoop.

[B]

Hula, half hoop hula. Half a Hoop. Half a hoop. Half a hoop.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like skip it, remember? Skip it.

[C]

Yeah. I don't think that it exists. No, I think we got it. It wouldn't work, though. That's the only problem.

[B]

Somebody would find you need the second.

[C]

Half of the hoop for it to work.

[B]

Find a way.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Well, there's a will. There's a way. Oh, look at this. Go back to that photo. Look at that. It's so Martin Luther King.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I have a dream.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

One day my brothers and sisters will be Hulu.

[C]

Yeah. Zoom into that photo. What do you think that black is. Is thinking?

[B]

I can't wait to steal her Hulu.

[C]

That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing.

[B]

He's looking at the camera. He's like, damn, they got me.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I was just about to steal that hula hoop.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what.

[B]

Look at. Zoom in. He's looking right at the camera. Yeah, he's looking. They got me.

[C]

Or he's thinking the I like, wouldn't use a hula hoop. They're too fat. That's what he's thinking.

[B]

He's like an eight year old boy. Mama, why you got me.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I've never seen a black guy hula hoop.

[B]

Can black guys who he's googling. I knew he was gonna Google it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Black guy hula hoop video.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, they. They do.

[B]

They do.

[C]

They do. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

No, let's see it.

[C]

Yeah. Whoa. Wow.

[B]

Oh, because there's dancing involved.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

That's why.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There has to be dancing.

[B]

Black guys won't hula hoop unless there's dancing, baby.

[C]

Yeah. That's cool, though. He could dance with it. That's incredible. That's so funny. So good. Whoa, dude. Yeah.

[B]

Hey, hey.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, Darnell, I heard your. Your cousin hula hoops. Oh, but he be dancing hula hooping. He hula dancing in that. Oh, get it, boy.

[C]

What?

[B]

Oh, get it. By the way, of course a black guy would make this look cool.

[C]

Yeah, they look cool.

[B]

Unbelievable. Do a white guy hula hoop it, go to white guy hula hooping and watch how insane a regular adult looks when they hula hoop. Yeah. White guy's got to be working out while hooping.

[C]

Yeah. There we go.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah, dude. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

That is pretty cool, though. That is pretty cool.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Yeah. I've never seen a black guy hopscotching.

[B]

Black guy's hopscotch. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Well, they do when they're kids.

[C]

No, as an adult.

[B]

Adults don't hopscotch.

[C]

Oh, I hopscotch all day.

[B]

You be hopscotch?

[C]

Yeah, I'd be hopscotching all day. Dude. Wasaid. Okay.

[B]

I hope everybody's having an amazing new year so far. We love you. We're excited to see where this year goes.

[C]

What a great episode.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

So what a good time. Good chemistry. You know, I mean, back and forth, cruising, cruise machine and. And, you know, I mean, what's Hut. Hut. We learned all that straight up. Straight up, you mean.

[B]

I hope everyone's having a great new.

[C]

I want everyone to do.

[B]

And most importantly.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you for being a bad.

[C]

Yeah.

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