Keep Sketch Away From Loop Loop

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends with Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino Featuring Sketch

Episode Title: Keep Sketch Away From Loop Loop
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Kyle "Sketch"
Production: A 7EQUIS Production
Release Date: [Assumed Recent Based on Knowledge Cutoff]

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1. Opening Anecdote: Vacation Woes (00:00 - 00:31)

The episode kicks off with Bobby Lee recounting a family vacation mishap:

Bobby Lee [00:00]: "The family that vacations together stays together. At least that was the plan. Except now the dastardly desk clerk is saying he can't confirm your connecting rooms. Wait, what?"

This sets a humorous tone as Bobby and Andrew navigate the frustrations of booking accommodations, ultimately dubbing themselves "bad friends" due to their chaotic arrangements.

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2. Introducing the Guest: Sketch (01:03 - 01:14)

The hosts welcome their guest, Kyle, affectionately known as Sketch:

Bobby Lee [01:09]: "Sketch. Kyle."
Kyle [01:12]: "Kyle, sketches here, Kylie. Yes, sir."

Andrew corrects the pronunciation, highlighting the playful banter that characterizes their interactions.

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3. Catchphrases and Viral Memes (01:14 - 03:22)

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Sketch's unintended viral catchphrase "What's up, brother?" Kyle explains how a simple gesture turned into a meme:

Kyle [01:19]: "Hey. It's the worst. Turned into a meme. Unintentional meme."
Bobby Lee [02:03]: "How about this? 'Keep it loose lady.'"

They brainstorm potential catchphrases, leading to humorous suggestions like "City Chicken" and "Orange Chicken," reflecting their creative yet offbeat comedic styles.

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4. Gaming Preferences and Styles (03:22 - 07:06)

The trio delves into their gaming interests, differentiating between Bobby's affinity for "cozy gaming" (e.g., Stardew Valley) and Sketch's preference for more active gaming styles:

Andrew Santino [03:07]: "Bobby is old, okay? And loves video games."
Bobby Lee [03:18]: "Relaxing games."

They discuss the merits of long-term, low-stakes games versus high-energy, sports-related gaming, highlighting their diverse tastes within the gaming community.

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5. Substance Use and Personal Struggles (09:03 - 11:36)

Bobby openly discusses his journey towards sobriety, mentioning past dependencies:

Bobby Lee [28:36]: "Stop being so angry all the time."
Andrew Santino [28:38]: "We've both, we're failing at both."

The conversation touches on Bobby's battles with alcohol, weed, and opiates, fostering a candid dialogue about personal growth and challenges.

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6. Dating Experiences and Approaches (11:36 - 16:51)

Bobby and Sketch role-play a dating scenario, exploring humorous and awkward interactions:

Bobby Lee [11:08]: "Where are we going? Yeah."
Kyle [11:10]: "Hey, let's just go straight to the crib."

This segment satirizes dating app culture and the sometimes impersonal nature of modern dating, infused with their trademark humor.

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7. Rise to Fame: Streaming and Management (16:51 - 26:55)

Sketch shares insights into his burgeoning career as a streamer, discussing his success on platforms like Twitch and YouTube:

Andrew Santino [16:46]: "I think you're doing a great job."
Kyle [25:03]: "I make most my money from Twitch though."

They also touch upon the role of a manager in navigating opportunities, with a humorous twist on overseeing Sketch's rapid rise.

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8. Travel Stories: Japan and London (26:55 - 37:44)

The discussion shifts to international travels, with Bobby and Sketch recounting their experiences in Japan and London:

Kyle [37:14]: "What was going on in Japan? We were just... drank in the morning and then passed out by three."
Bobby Lee [37:50]: "They really go, get out of here."

They humorously highlight cultural differences, such as the phenomenon of "tourist taxes" and interactions with locals, blending storytelling with comedy.

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9. Pet Care Anecdotes (37:44 - 43:48)

Bobby talks about his cats, emphasizing the importance of pet health:

Bobby Lee [50:56]: "I have three cats. I have Ming, Bojo, and Gunner, and I worry about them every day."
Andrew Santino [50:59]: "That's why I use Pretty Litter."

This segment underscores their personal lives beyond the spotlight, fostering a relatable connection with listeners.

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10. Health and Diet Discussions (43:48 - 77:47)

A lengthy and humorous exchange ensues as Bobby and Andrew discuss Bobby's struggles with weight, sleep apnea, and various diet attempts:

Andrew Santino [72:44]: "Let me give you something that's gonna blow your mind. Most of the time, it's all diet."
Bobby Lee [73:21]: "They have made it easier."
Andrew Santino [74:00]: "The blue zone diet..."

They critique fad diets, share personal anecdotes about diet failures, and offer comedic advice on maintaining health, all while maintaining their signature humorous rapport.

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11. Closing Remarks and Final Jokes (77:48 - End)

As the episode nears its conclusion, Bobby and Andrew engage in playful banter, blending in character-driven comedy elements:

Bobby Lee [83:15]: "Do you want to talk to Vinnie?"
Andrew Santino [84:36]: "Stay away from Loop..."

They conclude with a series of jokes and light-hearted exchanges, reinforcing the camaraderie and comedic chemistry that define the "Bad Friends" podcast.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bobby Lee [00:00]: "The family that vacations together stays together. At least that was the plan."

• Kyle [01:19]: "Hey. It's the worst. Turned into a meme. Unintentional meme."

• Andrew Santino [03:07]: "He likes. He likes."

• Bobby Lee [09:03]: "I love the bread."

• Andrew Santino [16:46]: "I think you're doing a great job."

• Kyle [37:14]: "We were just... drank in the morning and then passed out by three."

• Bobby Lee [50:56]: "I have three cats. I have Ming, Bojo, and Gunner, and I worry about them every day."

• Andrew Santino [72:44]: "Most of the time, it's all diet."

• Bobby Lee [73:21]: "They have made it easier."

• Andrew Santino [74:00]: "The blue zone diet..."

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Conclusion

This episode of "Bad Friends" showcases the dynamic interplay between Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, and their guest Kyle "Sketch." Through a blend of personal anecdotes, humorous role-plays, and candid discussions on topics ranging from gaming and dating to health and pet care, the trio delivers an engaging and entertaining listen. Notable for their spontaneous humor and relatable content, Bobby and Andrew, along with Sketch, exemplify the essence of true bad friends—ever-ready to share laughs and insights with their audience.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

The family that vacations together stays together. At least that was the plan. Except now the dastardly desk clerk is saying he can't confirm your connecting rooms. Wait, what?

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, ma'am. You have rooms 201 and 709.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we cannot be five floors away from our kids.

[Andrew Santino]

Eh, the doors have double locks. They'll be fine.

[Bobby Lee]

When you want your connecting rooms confirmed before you arrive, it matters where you stay. Welcome to Hilton. I see your connecting rooms are already confirmed. Hilton. For the stay. You two are bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two are something.

[Kyle]

We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you just the way you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'll get do it again.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you just the way you are.

[Bobby Lee]

I love you just the way you are.

[Andrew Santino]

You now remember this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did he sing for the Doobie Brothers?

[Andrew Santino]

He was a solo artist.

[Bobby Lee]

What's his name?

[Andrew Santino]

Aaron Neville.

[Bobby Lee]

He's black.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, black.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He wears Chelsea jerseys, too.

[Andrew Santino]

That's exactly right. So we got a guest in today, ladies and gentlemen. Sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

Sketch. Kyle.

[Kyle]

Kyle, sketches here, Kylie. Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Kylie.

[Kyle]

Thanks for having me.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Sketch, do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Do he do. He just learned about.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, bro?

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Kyle]

Hey. It's the worst. Turned into a meme. Unintentional meme.

[Andrew Santino]

It's incredible. What do you mean? You had pro athletes doing partner.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Desk pop there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, do it. Do do, do. You do it. You do it.

[Kyle]

What's up, brother?

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, brother?

[Andrew Santino]

I love.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Maybe a little exit there.

[Bobby Lee]

And I mean, how did that become a viral thing?

[Kyle]

I was just playing with my buddy and we were having, like.

[Bobby Lee]

I just don't know. I've tried to thought. I've tried to think. Trying to think of catchphrases and I. What's a brother? Just kind of flew by my mind, you know?

[Kyle]

Does it even like. It was not even, like, funny or anything too. It's more of like, I just threw up a finger and then turned into, like, an inside.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, he's trying to get a catchphrase. Can you make up one for him? Because you were good enough to make up.

[Bobby Lee]

How about this? About Keep it loose lady?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

No, Keep it loose lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Keep it loose lady. And you do a little hole like this.

[Kyle]

I liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Keep it loose, lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Keep it loose lady.

[Kyle]

Maybe City chicken or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ooh, City chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

City Chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

City chicken. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Your catchphrase could be City chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

City Wait, what's the hand gesture?

[Kyle]

Double C. Oh, rock. Just like the Crips. Yeah, yeah, you already got a little.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it needs the third thing.

[Andrew Santino]

Of throwing an accent on that.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so what was it? City chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

City chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, don't. No. How about city chicken?

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Jesus Christ.

[Kyle]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

You can. Unbelievable.

[Kyle]

Friendly fire.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Friendly fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Friendly fire.

[Andrew Santino]

Orange chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

That's mine.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you're city chicken. I'm orange chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, are there other catchphrases that you're known for or is that it?

[Kyle]

There's other things I'm known for, but not catchphrases. All right?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

No. You're video gaming. Yeah, yeah, that.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this is what's interesting. Bobby is old, okay? And loves video games.

[Bobby Lee]

I love video games.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're young and you love video games. This is the meeting of the world. Except he's more into sports. Sports gaming. And you're more into cozy, cozy gaming.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know about cozy gaming?

[Kyle]

What's cozy gaming?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you've never heard of cozy gaming?

[Kyle]

Bro, we play like half naked or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, cozy games are like Stardew Valley Farming simulation. Like just cozy.

[Kyle]

Oh, like farming simulator.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Relaxing games.

[Andrew Santino]

He likes. He likes.

[Bobby Lee]

Why are you squinting like that?

[Kyle]

He loved. I just get up like my. Like I get fog in my eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the look that you do when you take a. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So what do you look like when you take a. That or even worse.

[Kyle]

Well, I usually kind of put both my feet up on a seat.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Let me. Let me see. Let me see your face. Oh, nice. That's very nice.

[Andrew Santino]

You guys, both. You have both the same eyes. You do know, right? You mocking and squinting.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if it's Asian or Down syndrome.

[Andrew Santino]

Yours.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What are we both doing?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it Asian or Down syndrome?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a little bit of both. Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A little bit of both for you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But no, he's into cozy gaming. He likes. BOB likes low stakes, long term, like long play games. He likes marathon game or it takes you months where you grind.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Like grinding.

[Kyle]

Grinding.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Sometimes like you talk about like. Like getting. Getting. Getting on someone or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What did you say getting on somebody?

[Bobby Lee]

No, not. That's not what I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he means putting in the work.

[Kyle]

Putting in the work.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, you know, like collecting mushrooms or whatever it might be.

[Kyle]

You collect mushrooms?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Stop, Stop. Not in my real life. You Think, like, I go and get portobello mushrooms in the forest.

[Andrew Santino]

That does.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, you eat sound really?

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. Like in some games, like in Skyrim, like, there's a for. Are you okay?

[Kyle]

I'm good.

[Bobby Lee]

Lean back.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you hear me?

[Kyle]

Can you hear me?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Am I being too aggressive?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, dude. Welcome, welcome.

[Kyle]

Hey. This is.

[Bobby Lee]

Thanks for coming.

[Kyle]

Asian on Asian crime here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So you're a quarter. What are you. Is there a percentage of you that's Asian?

[Kyle]

No, people think I'm Asian? Yeah, more like Hispanic.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're more like Hispanic? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You say you're more like Hispanic, or you more. You are more Hispanic?

[Kyle]

I more emulate Hispanics.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you full white, though?

[Kyle]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you. Have you done your 23andMe or whatever?

[Kyle]

No, I haven't. I. I need to.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait.

[Kyle]

I'm a little. I mean, like, I'm a little darker.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think so.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

I think you look. You're just white with a little bit of tan.

[Kyle]

It's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. White with tan.

[Kyle]

I've been outside a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're white. I don't see the tan.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't see his tan at all?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's a little tan.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I have to know what he looks like in the winter.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, right. What?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. Winter.

[Andrew Santino]

Ky. What are your colors? What are your colors in the winter?

[Bobby Lee]

My colors?

[Kyle]

In the winter, I can get pretty white.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Kyle]

It's pretty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you ever tan your nuts?

[Kyle]

Tan my nuts?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah?

[Kyle]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Do other things with you.

[Bobby Lee]

Try. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Stop. This is the. I want to get into.

[Andrew Santino]

He loves this. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Tippy tap.

[Kyle]

That's it.

[Bobby Lee]

You tippy tap your nuts, throw them.

[Kyle]

To each side of the leg.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is it your own nuts or somebody else's?

[Kyle]

That's what happens when. If you cozy game. Like if you're playing with your pants off or.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Nuts start to get stuck to your side of your thigh.

[Andrew Santino]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Throw them each side.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. We used to call that the bat wing.

[Kyle]

The bat wing?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If your nut gets stuck to your thigh and you spread it, it looks like a bat wing.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You never done that.

[Bobby Lee]

You never done that.

[Andrew Santino]

The flying squirrel.

[Kyle]

It's called a bat cave when you get it stuck to your gooch.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true. Okay. That's a little bat cave.

[Bobby Lee]

That's something. I write that down. That's something. I'm learning now. Thank you so much. That cave. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

And you want to get stuck under there? You can yell Alfred and it'll unhang.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, the butler or whatever his name is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Well, the wiener. Ler. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pussy out, butler. I don't. Did Alfred ever get pussy in the game? In the movies?

[Andrew Santino]

You know, the problem is.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Bruce Wayne kept him so away from everything. You know, Alfred didn't have time to get ass, but one time he did. When?

[Bobby Lee]

In what movie? I'll tell you what movie.

[Andrew Santino]

When did he get.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you where he got ass. He got ass in the Dark Knight.

[Andrew Santino]

When?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you when. Dude, will you just let me fucking talk? Dude, I don't like being rushed by you. Were you rushing me today?

[Kyle]

Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, sorry. My bad. That was my fault.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

That was my aggression.

[Andrew Santino]

So go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

I apologize.

[Andrew Santino]

When does it happen?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, remember the. That Russian ballerina thing? They closed that down, right? And then, you know, I mean, then they got a yacht, right? And then, remember Christian Bale jumped off the yacht because he's gonna get on a plane.

[Andrew Santino]

I remember.

[Bobby Lee]

They captured the Ching Chong guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know his name. Chin Han. That's my friend, the actor. Chin.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

And Alfred was on the boat with these ballerinas, so we don't know what happened there.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the assumption is he got to pick. He got to pick whoever he wanted.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I mean, what.

[Kyle]

Probably the desean Watson treatment.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, Bobby doesn't know who that is.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I like it.

[Andrew Santino]

But I do get the reference, and he doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, tell me the reference.

[Kyle]

It's like a. Pretty much a happy ending massage, except with a little bit more stretching.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. So you're getting massage? Getting happy ending while you're doing yoga?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Or Pilates.

[Kyle]

It's surprise to the other person.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a surprise to the person.

[Andrew Santino]

Not good.

[Kyle]

It's like.

[Bobby Lee]

So if you and I were sketch. Stretching. Let's say you and I did hot yoga.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you see that happening in a. Yeah. Can you see us doing hot yoga together?

[Kyle]

I can.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I. I envision we're in Hawaii because.

[Kyle]

I know Thailand or something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you want to go? We'll go to Thailand. Right?

[Kyle]

The motherland.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you think I'm Thai? You think I'm Thai?

[Kyle]

I'm guessing.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're not.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, guess what? I am.

[Kyle]

Where's Bangkok?

[Andrew Santino]

Thailand.

[Bobby Lee]

Thailand.

[Kyle]

Okay. Bangkok.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm Not. Is that your last guess or you wouldn't.

[Kyle]

Let me think about all of the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll just look. Korea. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Good.

[Kyle]

Let's go.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Right on the money, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So we're doing hot. We're doing high yoga in Thailand, right? And we're stretching, and then I walk up to you and I just start, like, putting my hands on your genitals. Is that what you mean by the Sean Lewis?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the desean Lewis. That's what he's talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what he's talking about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Is it DeSean Lewis? What's his name?

[Andrew Santino]

Sean Watson.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you ever had a happy ending?

[Bobby Lee]

I've done it to myself many times.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you ever had. Have you ever had an app handing.

[Kyle]

I've been to Vegas.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds good.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, have you gotten a hand job? How old are you, by the way? 25. You're 25?

[Kyle]

25.

[Bobby Lee]

So I assume you've had a hand job before?

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

They're the worst.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you like them or no?

[Kyle]

They're pretty. I don't. I don't prefer them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, let's.

[Kyle]

Let's get the. Let's get to the. The other parts.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What are the other parts? I don't know. From your part of this country? I don't know, it could be different. Oh, this Head and shoulders. Oh, I don't know. But yes.

[Kyle]

Second. Second base.

[Bobby Lee]

Second base.

[Andrew Santino]

Head and shoulders.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like succulent titty or what?

[Kyle]

I do.

[Andrew Santino]

You're. You're a butt guy or you're a titty guy?

[Kyle]

Hey, I love fucking titties.

[Andrew Santino]

Knew it. I knew you were one of us.

[Bobby Lee]

The American way.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that. God is good. God bless America. Greatest country in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the best country.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, you can't do that in any other country. You can't titty fuck overseas. I know they shun it.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, in Asia, their titties are so small. It's very difficult.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, two small things don't do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're just doing chest bone fucking. You mean they have these hard chest bone. Korean. Oh, you just got to rub it against the chest.

[Andrew Santino]

But that is. That is that, you know, that is how they make fire.

[Bobby Lee]

Wasabi and wasabi.

[Kyle]

Pigeon chest. What, like fucking a pigeon chest?

[Bobby Lee]

Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

True.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I like. Whoa, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that broad shoulder.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you seeing somebody now, Kylie?

[Kyle]

Um, seeing someone? No, not specifically.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I'm kind of just doing tryouts.

[Andrew Santino]

Kind of like, oh, you got tryouts.

[Bobby Lee]

So when you go out on a date, let's say I'm a girl. Can we pretend?

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. My name is Loop. Loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love her. This is my favorite character. I love Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm Loop.

[Kyle]

Loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No, no, no. That's your Italian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. All right. I'm Loop. Loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Per.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, what's up, brother? Hey.

[Kyle]

Hey, sister.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good. Already.

[Andrew Santino]

You're already sucking his dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are we going?

[Kyle]

Where are we going?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Hey, let's just go straight to the crib.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it's 6pm I haven't eaten. I thought. We're gonna have dinner.

[Kyle]

Okay, Sushi.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Where, brother?

[Kyle]

Thailand.

[Bobby Lee]

We're gonna go to Thailand.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's gonna fly you to Thailand.

[Bobby Lee]

So now we're on a plane.

[Kyle]

That's. That's probably the easiest way to get to play there.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. You're going to fly all the way to Thailand to get sushi?

[Kyle]

Possibly.

[Bobby Lee]

But you don't know any sushi places in LA or Texas?

[Kyle]

No, no. Okay, fine. We're going to. We're going to get some chicken or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, well, it was a downgrade. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sushi to chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

We went from sushi to chicken. All right.

[Kyle]

The way you're dressed, you know, you look like you probably give it up pretty easy.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, whoa, wait. You're saying that I'm fat.

[Kyle]

No, I know. It's. No, it's the small hands. It's.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I have a little tight, dainty hand.

[Kyle]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay. Anyway, so what chicken place? What's my name?

[Kyle]

Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Loop. Loop. Loop.

[Kyle]

Loop. Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. It's a loop. Loop. Don't forget it, mister.

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

So what chicken place are we going to?

[Kyle]

City Chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, City Chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it good? Is it. Is it good?

[Andrew Santino]

City Chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

City Chicken, activate. Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the best spots in la.

[Bobby Lee]

Really good. So we go to City Chicken and that. What? And then what do we. Are we getting dessert? Are we going back to your crib?

[Kyle]

Back to the crib.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I don't go on many dates. I usually just.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. That's what. We're acting it out. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's the dating guru.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the dating guru, dude.

[Kyle]

I'm trying to. Let's get this show on the road.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but you can't go. Right? The dude. Hey, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I think he can.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so we're at your crib now. We're at your crib, right? Nice place. Excuse me. Why are you squinting?

[Kyle]

I'm trying to zoom in right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're zooming in. Wait for you to get long sight. You have to zoom in these.

[Kyle]

These. When they gave me these.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

They gave me two different sides and two different strengths. Yeah, like, I didn't like that. So it's just like, I can't really see that great, but I just didn't feel like going back.

[Andrew Santino]

He's zooming in.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're zooming in.

[Kyle]

Zooming in.

[Bobby Lee]

And then you know what? I'm going to zoom into you too.

[Andrew Santino]

Whoa, that's hot.

[Kyle]

I thought you were already zoomed in.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm zooming in.

[Kyle]

Do I zoom?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm so sorry. I got Covid. Sorry, I'm coughing. I have Covid. I feel. Dude.

[Kyle]

Hey, look. That's the origin.

[Andrew Santino]

Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Loop. Wait, wait. You think I'm from Wuhan, China?

[Kyle]

A little bit of bat soup. Take lupu for some.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. This is turning very Qanon and fucking racist.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. Whoa. Anyway, so we're watching. We want to watch a movie. Cuddle up on the couch.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want to watch?

[Kyle]

What do I want to watch?

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me.

[Kyle]

I thought we were going to fuck.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay? You just want to fuck? All right, so I didn't. I didn't bring any condoms. Do you have any?

[Kyle]

No, sir. No, ma'am.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Kyle]

Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. No. Loop. Loop. Oh, you just want a raw dog yet?

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he didn't even think about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, sure. He went straight away.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So that's your style.

[Kyle]

I've already got my. I've already got my booster and all that stuff. I'm good.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you're vaccinated?

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Kyle]

Yes, ma'am.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. And these homies. Who are these homies?

[Kyle]

You're with these guys? Yeah, that's my brother, the black eyes.

[Bobby Lee]

Your brother?

[Kyle]

Yeah, my manager and my camera guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's cool.

[Kyle]

Dude, not that camera guy. The new camera guy.

[Bobby Lee]

The new camera.

[Andrew Santino]

New camera guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have any questions for my little.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm really loving Loop Loop? I got to tell you, losing my shit over here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you love loop. Loop.

[Andrew Santino]

I love.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good.

[Andrew Santino]

It's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

You're single, though, Sketch, huh?

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

You're running around, having a good time.

[Kyle]

Actively. Actively employ.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, good for you. Well, you're not on the app, so not really. Can't use them.

[Kyle]

Kit. Kit. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Too famous?

[Kyle]

No, just not enough.

[Andrew Santino]

Good Picks o.

[Kyle]

Kind of got. Kind of got to show up in person.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, now, do you get your girls from dms?

[Kyle]

Dms and mostly just go to parties or just go out?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, a party.

[Kyle]

No, not that. Hey, diddy party.

[Andrew Santino]

Please don't go to those party.

[Kyle]

Like a sketch party.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you throwing parties at your house?

[Kyle]

No, I. So, like, I live with Banks right now, and I mean, we just. I just go. I'll go places sometimes, but mostly like, just out, like.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I'm trying to think of. I usually just get addresses from people, whether it's a place or like. Like a restaurant or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you get addresses. I don't. Can you explain?

[Andrew Santino]

He's young and successful, and they tell him where to go. They say, come here, come party here, go there, go party there.

[Bobby Lee]

And then when you party, do you drink?

[Kyle]

I drink. Smoke a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Mostly smoke some weed.

[Kyle]

Weed?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You do Molly?

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Have. Never.

[Andrew Santino]

Never have interested.

[Kyle]

Have you take. Have you taken Molly?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What's it. What to do? What's it like?

[Bobby Lee]

Feels good.

[Andrew Santino]

Put you back in that loop. Loop scenario.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

My wieners tingling.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, brother? I think that's the. That's another baby catchphrase.

[Andrew Santino]

My wieners tingling.

[Bobby Lee]

My wieners tingling. Wow, that's a good one.

[Kyle]

Add like a. When you add a hand on with it. Yeah, yeah, that doubles the. Doubles the chances of it. Oh, you got to put an emote with what that you're saying.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that makes sense. Does your penis tingle often?

[Kyle]

No, but it does burn sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, hot dog.

[Andrew Santino]

That's. Do you know that's his catchphrase?

[Kyle]

I have one kidney, so sometimes it just comes out like pretty. Piss will come out pretty orange or something like that.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened to the other one?

[Kyle]

Born with one.

[Andrew Santino]

You're only born with one?

[Kyle]

I think someone. I think someone probably harvested somebody took it.

[Andrew Santino]

Where were you born?

[Kyle]

I was born in Arizona.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. They take it out there. Yeah, that's where they take it. Phoenix.

[Kyle]

Phoenix.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You live in Texas now?

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What city?

[Kyle]

I live in Houston.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's a good city.

[Andrew Santino]

The big H. I love.

[Kyle]

I love living Houston.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Would you ever move to California? You like it out here or.

[Kyle]

No, I like it out here for, like, purposes like this. But besides that, I like living in Houston. I've lived there my whole life, so I just. That's. That's just kind of the vibe.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's where all your people are yes, sir. Yeah, I get that.

[Bobby Lee]

How are you handling fame?

[Kyle]

Pretty. I don't know. I take everything, like, day, day at a time. Like. Like, it's a. More like. I don't know. It happened pretty fast. I never thought. I, like. I don't really care to be on camera or stuff like that. Like, it's pretty fun.

[Bobby Lee]

But, like, you seem very comfortable here.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, like, I meant, like. Like, I meant, like, just like, cameras and stuff, like always. I was never, like, I would ever, like, public speaking or anything like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, we never learned public speaking. We just do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did.

[Bobby Lee]

But I bet you. But, hey, guy, I bet you can do all kinds of public speaking.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you. Let's do a little test here.

[Kyle]

Do it. Do a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do a TED Talk. Do a presidential debate. Oh, would you like to do a President with President Carver here?

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'll be the CNN monitor moderator. All right. Okay. So.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, unlike my opponent.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, excuse me, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

We just started. Okay. And I have to do the introduction.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

So, welcome to cnn. I'm Sally Stevens and I'm the moderator today. And welcome. And today is the Democratic nominee, President Carver. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Hello.

[Bobby Lee]

And we have the Republican nominee, President. What's your last name?

[Kyle]

Cox.

[Bobby Lee]

Cox. Anyway, let's get to. Let's get. Let's get the. I know it is. Let's get the debate on the road. Okay, so about immigration. What is your stance, President Carver?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, loop. Loop. I'm glad you asked.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck.

[Andrew Santino]

Unlike my opponent, I like people of all color. My opponent has said often that he does not like minorities. It's kind of the stance he takes. It's what he's talked about often. It's on his shirts. It's on his hats.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And, you know, I'm full and supportive.

[Kyle]

My opponent has a tiny cock. He's got a baby dick.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And a little too fast.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

That gets my vote. That gets my vote.

[Bobby Lee]

That just got my vote.

[Kyle]

Three states down south, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's incredible. Dude, you should run.

[Kyle]

I know. I've been thinking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're taking fame day to day, and does it ever. Does it ever freak you out a little bit?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. I'm like. It's more like I'd wake up and go, like, it doesn't feel real or something.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, but, like, seeing. When you see pro athletes. When you see pro athletes do, what's up, brother? Does that with your head. Did that you up a little bit.

[Kyle]

Turns me on.

[Andrew Santino]

Hell, yeah.

[Kyle]

No, I'm just kidding. It's. Yeah, no, it's. It's pretty sick. I mean, like. I mean, they could. I never got the whole thing, like, what's up, brother? I did one time, but I felt like it turned into like a whole meme and, like, kind of like that's all people say to me. Yeah. I have to say it back to them.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't have to.

[Kyle]

So it's like a. Oh, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't have to say it. You can just let it go.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, is it annoying or do you want to.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Blessing disguise.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I just never really got the whole. It's just like, what's up, brother? Like, you know what I mean? I thought that was a pretty cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it's your cadence, it's your look. It's your style. It's who you are. That's what people got into.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

They like that. You know? Like, they like that. The rhythm of it is good. They like the way you present it.

[Kyle]

Stole that from djt.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, we like you. And that's a good thing.

[Kyle]

That's it. That is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Usually these things happen when you don't try. You see, a lot of people try. What are you laughing at, Carlos? Djt. Okay. What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Donald J. Trump.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you okay?

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

No, you're not. Because you're an old man.

[Bobby Lee]

Because my penis is broken.

[Andrew Santino]

No, that's because we all need a little bit of help, okay? They say first impressions are important. What about lasting impressions? Like Bob, the lasting impression he made on.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Kyle]

I like all sports. Mostly just football, though.

[Andrew Santino]

Football's the.

[Kyle]

Football is like where my claim is. I played that when I was growing up. Did wrestling and stuff like that, but like, never really fuck with it too much.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're on the wrestling team.

[Kyle]

I. For a little bit. It sucked. You get your ass kicked a couple times.

[Bobby Lee]

I was.

[Kyle]

I was a chubby 170. So I'd go out there and wrestle. Like a real 170.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Kyle]

They kind of like throw you around, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy was a. An extremely good high school wrestler. So was his brother.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What? Wait, no. You guessed the weight. Guess the weight.

[Kyle]

I thought Sumo was one weight.

[Bobby Lee]

Bro. Very funny. But I just, you know, because I'm being. I would just want to.

[Kyle]

Asian jokes are layups. I'm sorry, y'all. Don't fight back.

[Andrew Santino]

Fight back. Well, they Can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I w. I just did collegiate wrestling, not sumo.

[Andrew Santino]

You did?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

You ever did collegiate wrestling?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I did what? High school, whatever. High school. Was it freestyle at your school or what?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Like. No. What's the other one? I didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Collegiate. That's what it's called. Regular, where you stand. You're right.

[Kyle]

I did four. I did four years.

[Bobby Lee]

You did four years. And what weight do you think I wrestled?

[Kyle]

You look like you're probably 180 right now. Oh, maybe like a little. Wait, what do you think you're. Wait, you're not 180?

[Bobby Lee]

No, but I am.

[Andrew Santino]

You put a one in front of it. How'd you start with a one? Okay. 225. Yeah, yeah, 225.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. I gotta get on Olympic, I think. Yeah, that's it. That's the final straw.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's. He.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Dude. Dude, that was crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You think that I. You think I came in aggressive, right? Sumo and them, 280. What the fuck is going on right here?

[Kyle]

You look like you got soft skin. Come on. In a good way.

[Bobby Lee]

In a good way. Yeah, I do, I do. I love this guy.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. He's the best.

[Kyle]

It will be tip to tip later.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you will.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, stop. Can we slow down? No, I'm sweating now. Yeah, I'm sweating.

[Andrew Santino]

You're drooling a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm drooling too. You mean dock.

[Andrew Santino]

Space docking?

[Kyle]

Yeah, space docking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You got a sleeve? Do you have a sleeve? Are you clipped?

[Kyle]

Oh, me, what you call it?

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta help.

[Kyle]

I took a little off the top at the start.

[Bobby Lee]

It took a little top. Yeah, me too. It's got a little buzz.

[Kyle]

That's what I told him when I. When I came in. I said a little off the top.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So that we have no way of docking.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So you. You're right. It would be tip to tip, but be like.

[Kyle]

It'd be like this. Huh?

[Andrew Santino]

Is.

[Bobby Lee]

Am I the pinky? Oh, you're both really fire. Oh, wow. Yeah, you have. You have a nice penis.

[Kyle]

Check Google.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. This guy's faster. This guy's so fast. Dude. Jack Google, we love you, dude.

[Kyle]

I love you more.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to know about your family. So are your parents proud of you?

[Kyle]

Yeah, like, I have great parents, great family. Blessed with the people I like was raised by.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, cool. Dude.

[Kyle]

All the things after the fact were my own doing.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean after the fact?

[Kyle]

Well, like up till like coming in they raised you till you're 18 or whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So, I mean, like, they taught me everything that was right and wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

And then you did your own thing after that?

[Kyle]

Yeah, more of, like, freestyle. I'm working on it, but, like, you know, every.

[Andrew Santino]

We're all working on it. Yeah, because, like, you know, like, he's working and we're all working on something. Everyone's working on something. Bobby's sobriety. Sobriety. Right. I'm trying to get. Stop being so angry all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And we're both. We're failing at both.

[Bobby Lee]

We're failing at both.

[Kyle]

What are you getting sober from?

[Bobby Lee]

Drugs and alcohol, generally.

[Kyle]

Like, what. What was your drug of choice?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, over the years, it's been different at times. You know, Sometimes it's been alcohol, sometimes it's been just weed, sometimes it's been opiates.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Crack. One time was crack.

[Bobby Lee]

Crack. So now I'm fine. I'm fine. Now you know mine.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

My advice, probably weed.

[Bobby Lee]

Weed.

[Kyle]

Probably too much weed.

[Andrew Santino]

All day, every day.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

A little bit before here, a little bit when I wake up, and then a little bit before I go to sleep. You ever taken a dab before?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I couldn't. I was. I spoke Gaelic after. I got so fucking high. Unbelievable, man. I hated it. I didn't like it. I don't like to feel that out of control. Too high.

[Kyle]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to be a little bit high and just coast through the day.

[Kyle]

Have you ever taken psychedelics in?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but it's a different kind of trip, you know? Like, psychedelics is more involved. It's more peaceful. Dabs hits you in the face really hard. Yeah, I don't like it that hard.

[Kyle]

Feels like butane.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I want it slow and low, baby. That's true. Slow and low. So I'm going to ask you. You don't have to get. You have to divulge. But I am curious because your manager is here and you know what that means. You're making money.

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

Whenever they come along, you know they're making good money now. So you're making good money, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

And you got.

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

And I don't know where he works, but he's a fancy manager.

[Andrew Santino]

Fancy manager.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean this guy right here?

[Kyle]

Right there?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

You like that?

[Bobby Lee]

You like that? He's fancy. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

He's wearing the same jeans you were.

[Bobby Lee]

For a company or you solo. Yeah. Whoa. See, even that response right there. Yeah, yeah. Very famous.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm gonna ask him because we can hear him on the mic. Not him.

[Bobby Lee]

You know your attitude today, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Just trying to help the whole thing.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, my bad. Your manager you met how long ago?

[Kyle]

January. Ish.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. So it's. This is fresh.

[Kyle]

Yes, sir.

[Andrew Santino]

And is it going good? Is he treating you right?

[Kyle]

Yeah, great. Great guy.

[Andrew Santino]

And we'll have him killed if he's not easily.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What kind of stuff is he getting you into?

[Kyle]

Like in terms of like deals or like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, just.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we're doing. I mean like I signed a couple of deals. Like I got to deal prize picks.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, we love.

[Kyle]

Yay. Stuff like that. Awesome. I make most my money from Twitch though.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, your Twitch streaming is the thing that kind of popped you hard too.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Twitch. Twitch pays pretty well. And then I do YouTube as well.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the game you're playing on Twitch?

[Kyle]

What a big game. I mostly play on Twitch. I do like IRL stuff more now but like I play a lot of Madden and stuff like that.

[Bobby Lee]

A Madden?

[Kyle]

Yeah, the gaming stuff like during the summer kind of. It kind of dies off and IRL kind of takes over.

[Andrew Santino]

What's irl?

[Kyle]

I'm dumb in real life.

[Andrew Santino]

But what is that? What. What are in real life?

[Kyle]

So it's like instead of behind desktop, it's like when you take it and you're free roaming like you could be doing anything but it pretty much means like off a computer.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Kyle]

So when kids are like. Kids are in school that kind of like the desktop because like they'll. They'll go to school, go home and then they'll watch. They'll watch people game. But like during the summer like a kid would rather play games and watch someone be outside kind of like so it kind of goes through ups and downs of like.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's such an interesting thing, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I love it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

[Andrew Santino]

People have pitched him because they. People want to watch him play.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But you. So you're saying don't do that in this.

[Kyle]

You should have that.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, what I'm going to do, I think people really responded to me. I'm starting a farm on Stardew Valley, so I might. I'm going to start a brand new farm and I think I'm going to vlog it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you should at least get.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And we'll see what happens. But you play War Zone sometimes.

[Kyle]

Not really.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just trying to figure out a game where I can play with you.

[Andrew Santino]

Try Madden.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I just don't know how it Works. That's the only problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you know. You know football.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean, I think I know this system of scoring system.

[Kyle]

Wait, is this loop. Who asked me?

[Andrew Santino]

Or this is. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, loop. Loop and Bobby Lee are similar.

[Andrew Santino]

They kind of are interchangeable.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They're kind of two in the same person.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know how sometimes. Well, that's wearing a skirt under there. Yeah. That's his Italian gangster. There he is. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you want to go and talk to Vinnie, you can talk to Vinnie, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Do you want to talk to Vinnie?

[Kyle]

Who's that?

[Andrew Santino]

That's Vinnie.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'm like that. What's split? I'm like the movie Split, right? Yeah, yeah. Keep. I knew this. But then I also do loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Loop.

[Bobby Lee]

If I cap. If I captured you, let's say you got knocked out. Just let me just. Here, right? You got knocked out. Right. And you were in a cellar somewhere. You're tied to a pole, metal pole. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

I can see it now.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm like, split. I come out, right. No shirt. Maybe Hawaiian shirt. Right. And I'm like, you know, I mean. And I did these character was just. Would you be scared?

[Kyle]

I would be scared. I would be scared up to a certain point.

[Bobby Lee]

You like. What level of scare do you think?

[Kyle]

Odd. Probably throw it like mid range, probably. You got like. You got an intimidating. You can be intimidating.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I can?

[Kyle]

I think so. If you dress up or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Maybe put on some.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't keep the shirt off. What? What'd you say? Keep the shirt on. Oh, you think it's scarier if my shirt's off? Yeah, yeah. You know, it's. It's coming from a guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

I always say, you remember porgs?

[Kyle]

Porgs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What's a. What's a.

[Bobby Lee]

From Star Wars?

[Kyle]

Oh, no, no, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you know, check this out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, there it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's basically his body.

[Andrew Santino]

That's him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's impressive.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's impressive.

[Kyle]

I think that'll.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what the fuck a porg is.

[Andrew Santino]

A porg?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

You've never seen Star Wars?

[Kyle]

No, I didn't. I don't really fuck with sci fi too much.

[Andrew Santino]

He likes real life shit.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true.

[Bobby Lee]

He's not a nerd.

[Kyle]

Documentaries.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but he looks sci fi.

[Kyle]

I look sci fi.

[Andrew Santino]

You mean he looks.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean he looks. Dude, I went to fucking Comic Con. That's what they look like. I'm just whispering. You can't hear this, right? But yeah, doesn't he look. Andrew, back me up here. Doesn't he look like he knows sci fi or not?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but you do, too. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. And I do.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not denying it. He's denying it.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe he doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You don't.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Age wise.

[Kyle]

I refuse.

[Andrew Santino]

25 is also young for Star Wars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Now I'm saying, like, I don't know if that generation likes Star Wars.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's older.

[Kyle]

We're old.

[Bobby Lee]

That's older.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you like it? Well, you're. He's 25. That kid right there is 25.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but also, I didn't watch Star wars till college.

[Andrew Santino]

But also, like, we grew up with, like, prequels were coming out when we were kids.

[Kyle]

Yeah. They fucked up the sequence.

[Andrew Santino]

They did.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, they fucked up the sea.

[Andrew Santino]

I totally agree. They. Yeah, they fucked all that shit up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was better if they left it alone.

[Bobby Lee]

Or they just started with Phantom Menace. Is that what you're trying to say?

[Andrew Santino]

Trash.

[Bobby Lee]

It was trash. Anyway. So you don't watch any sci fi?

[Kyle]

No, not. Not really. I mostly just watch YouTube. Twitch. And then like.

[Andrew Santino]

Who do you watch on Twitch?

[Kyle]

Other streamers. Just trying to see what they're doing. I have no clue really how to stream right now. So it's kind of like.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't.

[Bobby Lee]

I just.

[Kyle]

When I started, I just kind of turned on this thing and I'd play a game, but, like, to build out, like a stream, you kind of like, have to have multiple segments, but.

[Andrew Santino]

So you've been so successful at it. It's funny that you say you don't know really how to do it. It's just. It's kind of just been working on its own.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then why with it? Leave. It's great.

[Kyle]

That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. If it's not broken, why are you trying to fix it? Obviously, you've amassed something very popular and appealing. I think the more people try to fuck with it, the worse it gets.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I think. Leave it alone. I think you're doing a great job.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Look, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

It's weird, that old saying, if it's not broke, finish it.

[Kyle]

If it's not broke.

[Andrew Santino]

Must be American.

[Kyle]

Don't. Don't fix it.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

DJ T. That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

Love it.

[Bobby Lee]

Love or leave it.

[Kyle]

Love it or leave it.

[Andrew Santino]

List it, Love it or list it is it. Let's leave it. Love it or leave it alone. That's Good. Yeah. Test them on the phrases. That's smart.

[Kyle]

What is that phrase from? What is this, a sci fi thing?

[Bobby Lee]

What? Love it or leave it?

[Kyle]

What is love it or leave it? Is that like a. I've never.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never even heard of that before.

[Kyle]

Who the fuck said that?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, who the fuck said love or leave it?

[Andrew Santino]

I did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Where's that from?

[Andrew Santino]

Life.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Love something.

[Bobby Lee]

What does it mean, though?

[Andrew Santino]

Love it or leave it alone?

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Okay.

[Kyle]

Do you love me? Loop, loop, loop, loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Why do you keep calling loop, loop, loop, loop? I mean loop, loop. It's loop, loop. It's two loops.

[Andrew Santino]

Two loops.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

Two loops don't make a. Wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Double loops.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I just made one up.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. I like.

[Bobby Lee]

I just made one up.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you. Have you traveled internationally?

[Kyle]

I've been to Japan.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yep.

[Bobby Lee]

No, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Andrew Santino]

He's just saying regionally. He pointed regionally.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but he went. Well, like I'm supposed to go. I concur.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you're supposed to say, yeah, yeah, you're welcome.

[Bobby Lee]

Touche.

[Andrew Santino]

What the fuck is this? Well, he's thanking you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Canada.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, get that. Canada.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Canada.

[Andrew Santino]

Canada.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, good. Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's the two I've been to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So Canada and Japan.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And then London.

[Andrew Santino]

What'd you do in Japan?

[Kyle]

Yeah, Japan.

[Bobby Lee]

Middle Earth. Middle Earth. Mid. No.

[Kyle]

Your head could rotate behind you.

[Andrew Santino]

What was. What was going on in Japan?

[Kyle]

What was going on in Japan? We were just. I was there with phase, and then we just tried to stream in the morning, so pretty much drank in the morning and then passed out by three.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what you did every day?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Pretty on poor.

[Andrew Santino]

How many days?

[Kyle]

We were there for like a week, probably eight days.

[Andrew Santino]

So every day you'd wake up and get drunk at whenever you woke up, and then you'd go to bed by.

[Kyle]

3Pm Every day we'd wake up at 8:30, go to 7:11, probably get some. We'd get a couple lemon sours. They're like. What is the percentage of a lemon sour over there?

[Andrew Santino]

Don't know. 11%, 9%. Wow.

[Kyle]

9%.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like an IPA.

[Kyle]

Four of those.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Feeling.

[Kyle]

Just talking.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you talk to any of the Japanese people?

[Kyle]

I got a couple of these, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there's like. Yeah. Is that what it is?

[Andrew Santino]

You not know about this in Japan?

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

They don't. There's a lot of places that they don't want whites Coming around. They don't want tourists coming.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, thank God.

[Andrew Santino]

They X you out. They tell you, no, thank you. That's. This is a real thing.

[Bobby Lee]

You got to be.

[Kyle]

They were doing it like, there's one lady did it like my hand to God. Since I was like going, holy.

[Andrew Santino]

They'll tell you, no, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. You gotta be. It's Segregation. Like the 1950s South.

[Andrew Santino]

That's why Japan is so nice.

[Bobby Lee]

They really go, get the out of here.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, no, they don't say anything. They just tell you no, because what they're trying to communicate is they don't speak English and nobody there does. They're not going to try to communicate with you. So when you go there, they see, obviously you're a fucking white.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they go, okay, okay, okay. Because they're saying, no one's gonna try to speak English to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, we can. You still go in.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you would. Why would you go past that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I would go this back.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You do that to me. Yeah. It's not like I go out into a. No, you.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

And I walk in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Get me a fucking cabbage stew.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they'd let you in.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They would assume that you might be able to finagle your way through.

[Kyle]

Okay, see, now he's doing it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, that's. That's. That's my bread and butter.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So they do this. That's interest. Interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

They also do a thing called. We call it wpt, was white people tax. So you'd have tourists that you'd go to get a bill from a restaurant.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And there'd be like other. Other tax. Tourist taxes included.

[Bobby Lee]

What does that mean?

[Andrew Santino]

They have a tourist tax. If you're eating and you're not a fucking local, they tax you on top of what you've already.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So how much money is that?

[Andrew Santino]

It's another percentage of the bill.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. Is that offensive?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. What do you mean? How would it be offensive? Would they add more money Because I'm a tourist?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Tourist tax.

[Kyle]

I'm trying to squeeze a lemon out of there.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

And get lemonade.

[Andrew Santino]

That's true.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they don't serve lemonade over there, but yeah, I do understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, I know. So what are the percent.

[Kyle]

Excuse me, Lemon sours. I'm sorry, I'm. I'm pee brained a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'm pee breaking. Don't worry about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, two peas in a pod. What Were you doing. What'd you do in London? Tell me about London.

[Kyle]

London, kind of same thing. We just kind of bounced around pubs. I had a drinking problem. Yeah, well, it's more of like. I'm more of like a drinking athlete, I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

Ah, so you. But she. Did you mingle with the locals there too? Either or.

[Kyle]

No more. Yeah, in London. The locals there were pretty sick. They just come around and they're just always drinking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

London's pretty mundane.

[Andrew Santino]

Can you give us a British accent? Did you pick anything up?

[Kyle]

Hello? Yeah, hello. Hello, mate.

[Andrew Santino]

Good, very good.

[Kyle]

Hey, mate, what would it. What would they say? Bro?

[Andrew Santino]

Bro. He's right, bro.

[Kyle]

Hey, bro, I'm smoking a. Oh, yeah, very good. That's. That's like pretty much what they say.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, that, like, I was in, like, London when you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, so did I. Jolly old London.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Liverpool or something. That was really good.

[Kyle]

They call. They call cigarettes that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. I live on planet Earth.

[Kyle]

I didn't know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know what they. What? Well, he does one.

[Andrew Santino]

It's great to meet you. Sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so good, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Welcome to London. Sketch.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm praying.

[Andrew Santino]

My name is Bing Dontos.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm being.

[Kyle]

Sounds like a co.

[Andrew Santino]

I do it. And he does a cowboy. He does like a little. An Asian cowboy.

[Kyle]

Asian cowboy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a tranquil.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, yeah.

[Kyle]

Look at that.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty good, huh? Giddy up, giddy up.

[Andrew Santino]

That's an Asian cowboy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. Giddy up. You like Asian chicks?

[Kyle]

Do I like Asian chicks?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's your. What's your favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, ethnicity.

[Kyle]

The lady I'm talking to is a little Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Ooh, a little half or four.

[Kyle]

I don't know. I gotta investigate that a little more.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Kyle]

Only seen her in the dark so far. I'm not even sure she's Asian. She just was like.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop, okay, stop for a second. Let me just. Please, let's. I just need to.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, recoup.

[Bobby Lee]

We've. I've only seen her in the dark.

[Andrew Santino]

God is good.

[Bobby Lee]

God is great.

[Andrew Santino]

God is. No, all the time.

[Kyle]

God is good. God is great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, it's all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

And is she. Is she like loop? Loop?

[Kyle]

Is she like loop?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

She doesn't talk like loop. Loop, but she. She. She has some characteristics. Oh, smaller feet. A little bit of that going on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Kyle]

We also smoked a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

So in the dark.

[Kyle]

Outside. Outside everything was in low lighting, not pitch black.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you saying that she could be a guy?

[Kyle]

I wouldn't be the first time.

[Andrew Santino]

There you go. No, no, no, no. I feel like there you go.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean there you go? What?

[Kyle]

No, she was perfect.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she's in beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, she live here in LA or Texas?

[Kyle]

Texas.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you can't wait to get back to her?

[Kyle]

Oh, well, I just bring her out here sometimes.

[Andrew Santino]

She's here now?

[Kyle]

She was here.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, was here last year.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she was. How old is she?

[Kyle]

She's my age, like 24.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, she's a cutie. You guys know her? Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop, stop, stop. This makes no sense to me. Can I just.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Do some investigating?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

But the more you talk to them, the less we can hear them.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not going to talk to them anymore. But they did shook their head. So they never met this person, but.

[Andrew Santino]

They didn't say no. Yeah. So.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So you've only seen her in the dark. Okay, but she's been out here. But no one's seen her. Right. So what's going on here, buddy?

[Kyle]

My close friends have seen her. Well, they like, they don't look at me. Okay, okay, so like, like people have seen her. Yeah, she, she's a real person.

[Andrew Santino]

She's. She's. This isn't. She goes.

[Kyle]

She goes to another school.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, she goes to a different school, Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Got pretty much across town.

[Bobby Lee]

Across town. Okay.

[Kyle]

Trying to beat the allegations here.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, so here's the deal. You're doing a good job.

[Bobby Lee]

You did a very good job.

[Andrew Santino]

So this girl that you're seeing now might be Asian, but have you, have you dated many other races of girls or.

[Kyle]

No, I've been around the world. Oh, you not dating? I mean, like just, you know, just hooking up, sharing. Sharing. Sharing love?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, sharing love.

[Kyle]

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, naked wrestling. Yeah, naked wrestling.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I like the whites.

[Andrew Santino]

Why is that? He does. He only dates white girls.

[Kyle]

Is that true?

[Andrew Santino]

Exclusively?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Kyle]

I thought you had a. Aren't you. Are you, Are you married?

[Bobby Lee]

No, not.

[Andrew Santino]

He got out of a long term relationship.

[Bobby Lee]

I get out of long.

[Andrew Santino]

With a woman who was Asian.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But now since then, he's gone real white.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just going on a white tour right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah, like mostly just like up in Washington D.C. or something.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, there are whites all over the country. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The good news, I've discovered you gotta.

[Kyle]

Get the real ones, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, there's real ones up north?

[Kyle]

Well, there's different types of. I mean, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, explain to me the types because I'm not white. And you know you're white, so you can give me the categories. Give me the categories here.

[Kyle]

Cajun, Hillbilly.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, hillbilly, yes. Tan, Tan.

[Kyle]

Not tan, not tan. Kind of Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Fat.

[Kyle]

Could be Asian.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is fat. Would fat be one fat?

[Kyle]

There are. There are. Fat, white chest.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. I've seen that show 600 pound life. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Love.

[Bobby Lee]

Love that show.

[Andrew Santino]

Love that show.

[Bobby Lee]

You like that show?

[Kyle]

Love.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I've been watching 600 pound Life. Where are they now? And you know what they should call it? 600 pound live. They're still 600 pounds.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Where are they now? They're still fat.

[Andrew Santino]

They never lose the weight. You could. How could you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

£600.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's two of you. That's so much to lose.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, that's so rude.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Lee]

It is. It's a little rude.

[Kyle]

It's okay. You're built like the lower half of a snowman, but you're okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, brother?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Very good, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, what's next on the tour for you? Like, where are you going after la? You gonna go back to Houston?

[Kyle]

I go to Houston probably for a Texans game.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you going on the field? They put you on the field?

[Kyle]

Um, I mean, like, I can probably ask.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you shouldn't. Plan managers right there. We should get it. We should get that thing moved.

[Kyle]

Yeah, let's get that. Let's get that shit on the road.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Get him on the fucking field. Have you met any of the Texans?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I've met Stroud. I've met Tank, though. John Menchie, Stefan Diggs.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, Stephanie.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they're all pretty sick.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm a Bears fan. We play you guys in week two.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Dude, you should go to the game.

[Andrew Santino]

Invite me.

[Kyle]

You want to go to the game?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, I do. All right.

[Kyle]

We got extra box.

[Andrew Santino]

We're gone the field. We got to be on the field that we tell the manager. We got it. No, you don't come. No, no, no.

[Kyle]

We can make that happen.

[Andrew Santino]

You would never want to go to a football game in a million years, ever. Ever.

[Bobby Lee]

I've been to them.

[Andrew Santino]

When.

[Bobby Lee]

When I was a kid, I had so those. I had a friend named Tyler Phillips. He was blind in one eye. Every time. About Tyler Phillips.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are you? Theo Vaughn right now?

[Bobby Lee]

No. So I was friends with a guy named Tyrell Phillips. Right. And the. The reason why I stopped hanging out with him because when I spent the night. I spent the night at his house once, right? And he slept on his left side of his face, but it's the right eye where he's missing the eye. And it just opened.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

While we were sleeping. Yeah. And I was looking at him and he opened his eyes and he goes, are you awake, Tyler? And he was sleeping and it freaked me out.

[Andrew Santino]

That was it.

[Bobby Lee]

That was it.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that have to do with the football game?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Where did that go? Let me finish. I'm not even fucking done. Dude, you're being rude.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, I'm leading you.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so my dad, right? Tyler Phillips. Dad was rich.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So he goes. He's going to my dad. He goes, would you like to see? We have, you know, I mean, box seating at the Chargers. No. Minnesota Vikings. Because the one we lived in.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that was in Minnesota.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I remember my dad and I went to the fucking Vikings game in these box seats, and my dad was just dead asleep the whole time. It was super embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it? Who cares?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it's like we're in the boxes. There's, like, other people. People are cheering. And my old Korean den sleeping was embarrassing.

[Andrew Santino]

He needed rest. He worked really hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Fashion Gal took a lot of time.

[Bobby Lee]

So I did see that game and I saw a couple of Chargers games. All right, so I've been there.

[Andrew Santino]

You have?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I just. I like being invited to things.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let's invite you. But you won't go.

[Bobby Lee]

Fine, I won't go. But I would like to get invited.

[Andrew Santino]

Right? That's. That's kind of the whole point.

[Kyle]

Love to have you.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd love to be there.

[Andrew Santino]

But it is nice. It is nice to get invited, right?

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't want to.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, I don't. We don't get invited to parties any. Like, he gets to go to these cool parties. We don't get to go to any.

[Bobby Lee]

Of the last party I was invited to. Well, you. That. You know, you've been invited to parties.

[Andrew Santino]

When.

[Bobby Lee]

At Russell Crowe's house.

[Andrew Santino]

That was. That was because of the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you were. Will you invite.

[Andrew Santino]

Was at a party get together.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Was it. It's a party get together. What's the difference between a part. What's the difference between a party and a get together?

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody knows there's a big difference between a party and a get together.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, give me the difference. Because I don't. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

A party is.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so there's got to be a.

[Andrew Santino]

DJ and a get Together is like.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so I've never been invited to a party. I've only gone to get. I've never been to a party where there's a DJ at somebody's house that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you have. That's such a lie. Absolutely. I've been places with you where there's deejays who. Fucking Whitney always has someone doing a dj.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's somebody on a fucking. I.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what a fucking DJ is.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Someone with iPhone going, here's my plans. I hate that, by the way. I hate that, by the way.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you.

[Kyle]

What do you. What's your party music you play?

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me?

[Andrew Santino]

Bong dong dong, ding dong.

[Bobby Lee]

Dun dun. You know? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese.

[Kyle]

Not really.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, no, I like older. You guys. You guys. I love using sex toys.

[Andrew Santino]

Me, too.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's healthy. I have a variety of them, and I get them from Adam and Eve because they have the best stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, some people would say, you have a plethora of sex toys.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a plethora, A litany, a.

[Andrew Santino]

Library of sex toys. And everybody wants to have better sex. And if you do want to have better sex, why not go to AdamAndEve.com? yeah, they got the best stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

More than that, Adam and Eve wants to make your life easy. They offer discreet shipping as your privacy is a priority. Plus 100% free shipping and rush processing on your entire order.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, they got so much good stuff, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Honestly, just go to AdamAndEve.com and select any one item. It could be adventurous new toy or anything you desire.

[Andrew Santino]

It could be lube.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be.

[Andrew Santino]

Could be a toy, could be lube, could be a warming lotion. You know, I do love those warming lotion. Just enter offer code Bad friends at checkout. That's bad friends. B A D F, R I E N d s. @adamandeve.com this is an.

[Bobby Lee]

Exclusive offer specifically for bad friends. So be sure you use the code bad friends to get your discount. 100% free shipping and get it fast with rush processing code Bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty litter. Hey, Bob, when your cat is happy and healthy, that makes me happy because I know that you're happy.

[Bobby Lee]

You guys, I have three cats. I have Ming, Bojo, and Gunner, and I worry about them every day. And that's why I love pretty litter because what it does, it gives you signs. Okay? So when my cat's healthy, she's happy, and that makes me happy. But since I'm not a mind reader and some people think I am, but I'm not. I don't always know when she is unwell or. Well. Helping me keep tabs on my cat's health is just one reason I use Pretty Litter. Pretty Litter's ultra absorbent crystals trap odor instantly. No more cat bathroom smell. That's the worst smell in the world. Pretty Litter's super light crystal base also minimizes mess and dust. Plus, the crystals last up to a month, which means less scooping and fewer trips to the garbage can. And here's the coolest thing about Pretty Litter, what I was talking about. It changes colors to help monitor early signs of potential illness in my cat. I mean, what a miracle. Including urinary tract infections and kidney issues.

[Andrew Santino]

And Pretty Litter ships right to your door for free in a small, lightweight bag. You're never going to run out of it. And you don't have to have a huge container of litter taking up space and stinking up the place.

[Bobby Lee]

Pretty Litter helps me keep tabs on my cat's health and keeps odors down. You and your cat are going to love Pretty Litter as much as we do.

[Andrew Santino]

Go to prettylitter.com badfriends and use the code bad friends to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy. Hey, hey, that's PrettyLitter.com BadFriends code Bad Friends to save 20% and get a free cat toy.

[Bobby Lee]

PrettyLitter.com BadFriends Code Bad Friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Terms and conditions apply. See decipher details.

[Bobby Lee]

The family that vacations together stays together. At least that was the plan. Except now the dastardly desk clerk is saying he can't confirm your connecting rooms. Wait, what?

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, ma'am. You have rooms 201 and 709.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we cannot be five floors away from our kids.

[Andrew Santino]

Eh, the doors have double locks. They'll be fine.

[Bobby Lee]

When you want your connecting rooms confirmed before you arrive, it matters where you stay. Welcome to Hilton. I see your connecting rooms are already confirmed. Hilton for the stay.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me ask you something. Let's get. What's it gonna take to get you a new phone?

[Kyle]

To get me a new phone?

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that thing. Put that thing up. Show it to camera.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's going on, dude? You getting fights with it?

[Kyle]

Yeah, just running a low budget right now.

[Andrew Santino]

No chance.

[Kyle]

No, I'm just kidding. But, like, I just don't. I don't. If I break things, I don't really get them fixed, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

What version of the is that? Is that. What version?

[Kyle]

That one.

[Andrew Santino]

It's A new one. It's just shattered.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

What? It's probably two years old.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But it's all in pieces. We got to get you something new.

[Kyle]

Not. Not a bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you know, I bet you the reason why you don't get a new phone is because it's. It's update. Like, I'm always scared that. Not scared, but I have to download all the stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll redo the thing again.

[Bobby Lee]

We do all the stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Apple makes you do the thing again where you got to transfer it to the phone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I actually like that. It feels like a new start whenever I go get a new one.

[Bobby Lee]

Actually, you. I think you're right. I think they made it easier.

[Andrew Santino]

They have made it a little.

[Bobby Lee]

I think they made it easier. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But still, I don't. I don't like getting the new phone every time because I know people that do that, you know?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You got to use. You get icloud, and then you got to drop it in.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll wait till I need it. But then this is a call. You need it. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's time.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you get a little new. You get nudies on your direct message.

[Andrew Santino]

Ooh, little nudie dms. Little bad boy nudie dms.

[Kyle]

Lately, it's a lot of pictures of me.

[Andrew Santino]

A lot of. So people send you pictures of you?

[Kyle]

No, we're just people trolling. But yeah, like, yeah, I'd be like, get people, like, more trolling stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

You get a lot of trolls right now? Yeah, fuck that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so post.

[Kyle]

What I call post D day.

[Bobby Lee]

Now, did you do. Does those hurt your feelings or no?

[Kyle]

No. I mean, I literally just click it past it, and then I kind of just live my life.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, let me tell you something.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Greatest piece of advice.

[Bobby Lee]

What a healthy outlook.

[Andrew Santino]

Fuck all that shit.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck all that.

[Andrew Santino]

Fuck all those people that say dumb shit. Whatever they're saying. Fuck all those people and fuck all the shit they say. They obviously are jealous or they're obviously fans because they wouldn't take the time to reach out if they weren't. So that's so. So fuck them if they hate you and keep doing that, because I think that's the best movie you can get with the worst.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? Here's the worst kind of messages I get. I'll tell you the worst messages lately.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you don't. This is a new one. Oh, they'll go, dude, I'm such a huge fan, dude. And fuck all those haters. Right, right. And I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, what are you talking about? So now in my mind, I'm like, does so many haters just say that you like me? You know what I mean? He's like, yeah, I've been reading your comments, man. Don't even read that. I go, how many are there now?

[Andrew Santino]

Now you're gonna look.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I hate it. It's Just. Give me the compliment. Don't go. You know what I mean? This other stuff is out there.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, look at. Mine's the most untantalizing. Let's see what this is. Ready? Let's go. Let's jump in the. The request folder. All right, here we go. Ready? Cameo just DM me the app.

[Kyle]

Look at that.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, Andrew, give us a try. Would you like to give us a try? Nope. Don't.

[Kyle]

The first one is an ad.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, dude, they keep.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, you know what? It's so funny about Cameo. They start sending me a hot chick. Won't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, the prettiest girl. And she's like, hey, I just want you know, I'm a big fan. Will you do Cameo? It's like they trick me. What? I know you already.

[Andrew Santino]

They know.

[Bobby Lee]

They know. You ready?

[Andrew Santino]

This is so bad. There's, like, literally nothing in. It's really funny. There's, like, nothing in here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, bro, when are you gonna come to the UK? Can I have $50? Can I have 50?

[Bobby Lee]

Andrea? Jin's calling me, shaping it up. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, because she won't know. She won't know who that is. She's very nice, though, Andrea Gin. She's a comic. She'll pick up a picture. She's good. She's looking lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she's. Yeah, well, she's loop loop.

[Andrew Santino]

She's loop loop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That's who the character is based on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, she is. Yes. Sister, huh? Well, they all are.

[Kyle]

Well, we're all brothers and sisters.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You say, what's a brother? And you should do an Asian. What's up, sister?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, what's our sister?

[Andrew Santino]

There, See?

[Bobby Lee]

That came out naturally.

[Andrew Santino]

Go down. So he goes up, you go down.

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, sister? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. What's up, sister? Will you like that?

[Kyle]

What's up, brother?

[Bobby Lee]

What's up, sister? It's pretty good, you know, dude, can we hang out or.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm down, down.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, if I go to Texas, like, we gotta Hang out with this. All right.

[Kyle]

Don't you. Don't you just like to sleep a lot?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm so sorry. Where would you learn information like that?

[Kyle]

I tick tock and stuff like that.

[Andrew Santino]

He knows who the fuck you are. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I sleep a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

You're acting like that's a out of pocket thing to say. Yeah, but your nickname is a slept king. What the.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I'll tell you. I'll tell you why I sleep a lot.

[Andrew Santino]

I know why. It's at 285 getting you.

[Bobby Lee]

It hurts so bad.

[Andrew Santino]

I know what it. You know what it is?

[Bobby Lee]

No. You don't even know. I discovered. I just discovered it.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, sometimes you're a little depressy, Weshi.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not why.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, sometimes you've eaten too many meals.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what. That's good.

[Andrew Santino]

That's one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God. I got to tell you, you're staying.

[Andrew Santino]

Up too late playing video games. Do you stay up till 4 or 5 in the morning playing video games?

[Kyle]

No, just. Mostly the kind of. Just can't sleep and then I don't really sleep too much, but like I got to stay up just chilling.

[Andrew Santino]

How many hours a night are you getting to sleep?

[Kyle]

Probably four some.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's get.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what you should do? Next time you're three in the morning you can't sleep, call me. Let's chat.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean let's chat with each other. Check in.

[Kyle]

Just roll over?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that'd be.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. You're right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. You know what I would like to do with. That's very good. Let's FaceTime each other. We'll be in the band. We'll be in the. You'll be in your bed in Houston. I'll be in my bed in LA. We FaceTime and side to side and let's do like. Let's whisper good night to each other.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Would that be nice? Yeah, I'll go.

[Kyle]

A little. A little love in there.

[Andrew Santino]

Mm.

[Bobby Lee]

God. Wow.

[Kyle]

You look like you got soft lips.

[Andrew Santino]

He does.

[Bobby Lee]

I just got so uncomfortable. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

You look like you're a good kisser.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty good. But you know, that's. How dare you too, you know.

[Kyle]

Hey, it's like a. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You know what? Your lips look nice.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

He's blushing.

[Kyle]

You're blushing.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm actually blushing.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's wild.

[Andrew Santino]

It looks like you drank alcohol.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's pitching a tent.

[Kyle]

Stand up Check him.

[Bobby Lee]

What if I was hard right now? Oh, that'd be.

[Kyle]

So we wouldn't be able to tell. Don't worry, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

That's enough. Dude, you're so on it today.

[Kyle]

Thank you, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Fucking the sumo joke was great, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm 280. That was great. Yeah. Small dick now.

[Andrew Santino]

Great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I love it. He's hitting your phone all over the place.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me why you can't sleep.

[Bobby Lee]

What's. I have sleep apnea. Oh, what's the fuck?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you do?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do. What?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

You definitely have seen.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but here's what the deal, dude. You know what sleep apnea is?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like, where you can't sleep?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, Sketch. That is right.

[Bobby Lee]

That is right. I'm gonna know where you're asleep and then you can't breathe.

[Andrew Santino]

You stop breathing.

[Bobby Lee]

You stop breathing, and then you just kind of wake up and.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes you go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, and I gasp for air. It's the first time you ever laugh.

[Andrew Santino]

I like.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it gives you joy. When I struggled for breath.

[Kyle]

Hey, yeah. Sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

No. So I. What? So what? I do. But what's great about my situation is. So I'll just set my fucking clock at 3pm why don't you just get.

[Andrew Santino]

A sleep apnea machine?

[Bobby Lee]

I won't. I refuse.

[Andrew Santino]

Get one. We'll buy him one.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I refuse.

[Kyle]

Yeah. What is. What is that? A slate Batman machine?

[Andrew Santino]

That's. That goes on your. You want one? You want one of those?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'll take two of them.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

That's a. That's a wiener machine.

[Kyle]

One for me and one for my friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want a wiener machine?

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We have like a hundred of them.

[Kyle]

How much was it?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know. They gave hundreds of dollars.

[Bobby Lee]

But you can have it for free.

[Kyle]

Okay, let's go.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Have you used a wiener machine?

[Kyle]

They used to call me the wiener machine.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's true.

[Andrew Santino]

High school.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'll tell you why we can sleep. So what I do now is I. Dude, come on. Dude, that's insane.

[Kyle]

Is that your.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that what you. Yeah, I'm not wearing one of those.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what you need.

[Bobby Lee]

Joe Coy wears that. I'm not wearing that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he does.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

He showed me. I'm not wearing that. Okay, so here's a tip. So I wake up later so that when I wake up from a sleep apnea breath thing, I go back to bed and I go. Since I don't have any time to wake up, I can just relax and go. I'll just sleep whenever. Ah, right. And then here's another second thing I've been doing is I've been controlling the ants.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you got control of the ants. Finally.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if you guys know this, but because of the heat, there's a war.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm telling you right now, I'm winning it. And I'll tell you what I'm doing. I got three things. I got three devils.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you got?

[Bobby Lee]

No, this. Dirt Devil.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the dirt. I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

You have three vacuums.

[Bobby Lee]

I bought three of them.

[Andrew Santino]

You could have just bought one and used it a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, I need three.

[Andrew Santino]

You position them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

So they're in. They're in post.

[Kyle]

He sets them up like a podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Exactly.

[Kyle]

One straight on. Two.

[Bobby Lee]

I got three of them, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I got probably 3,000 of the hotels and.

[Andrew Santino]

Hotels.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

The traps.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, right.

[Bobby Lee]

They have the sweet juice in it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

You know it. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Gets me sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's just hundreds of bottles of Raid and.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're raiding your whole house.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I'm having a war. And I am winning this role.

[Andrew Santino]

I bet you are.

[Bobby Lee]

And sometimes, you know, I've been doing lately.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Crushing it with my finger.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a bad boy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I crush each one of them and I make a comment.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you say?

[Bobby Lee]

You want to fuck around with my fucking thick thumb or whatever. I don't know what I got. No. I go, what?

[Andrew Santino]

That sounds.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck you. You know, I'll just say things, you know. I mean.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Come into my house, bitch. You know, man, look at that. And I kind of. Because they're strong.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They can hold 16 times our weight or whatever. I googled it.

[Andrew Santino]

It's still. It's still 1, 1, 1,000.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but if you smash it just up briefly, these three little legs don't go. Oh, like that. No, I can fuck. I gotta get them. Pancake.

[Andrew Santino]

Pancake.

[Bobby Lee]

I pancake them out.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

So have you thought about stop hiring someone?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I will not.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I. Look at that. That's a fucking. That's a building. I know. That's a leaf, but that's like a human being lifting a building.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like. It's. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Or like whatever way.

[Andrew Santino]

20 times their weight that can lift.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. So, you know. So my point being is, you know.

[Andrew Santino]

You'Re 200,000 times its weight. No, I'm Just. I'm just saying, like, you know what I mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just finish my thing or. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Please.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So at night when I feel like the war is won.

[Kyle]

Are you talking about the dick machines right now?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, no, I'm talking about the ants.

[Kyle]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Once I've re. And there's no ants in sight, yeah. I go to. I can go to bed.

[Andrew Santino]

So that's when the piece comes into play.

[Bobby Lee]

That's when the piece comes in play. I hate them so much. Don't you hate ants?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't really get them. And if I did, I would hired someone to come in and clean them up.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. That's your thing.

[Andrew Santino]

You buy three dirt devils, you stay up all night.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, but the dirt was great because it makes you feel like an X Men, you know? I mean, like I'm Storm or whatever, you know? I mean, they go, what the fuck? You know, I mean. And they get sucked in, you know? I mean, and I love seeing them in the little fucking. What do you call it?

[Andrew Santino]

The little chamber, little window there.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't know what the fuck to hit them.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, this is a little.

[Bobby Lee]

You suck into torture. Yeah, yeah. They them up, dude.

[Kyle]

The lead dynasty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Don't with the lead dynasty.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't with the lead dynasty.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Sketch. Have you had fun on the show today?

[Kyle]

I've had a lot of fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I thank you for coming on this.

[Bobby Lee]

That was so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you want to. Do you want to leave us with any words of wisdom? Sketch. And you want to impart anything on the crew before we let you go?

[Kyle]

Thanks for having me. I don't know. Probably stay away from Lupu.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Stay away from Loop. Get the name right. Chachi.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Loop. Loop. You Loop?

[Kyle]

Loop.

[Andrew Santino]

Loop.

[Kyle]

Loop. Stml.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Return memory loss.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I don't know if you're sexually attracted to me or we're friends.

[Kyle]

No, you just turned me on from a distance.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, Close. That's a good compliment.

[Andrew Santino]

From a distance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It looks good from afar.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You get close, it's different for this sense. I'm not really too. Yeah, I just fucking.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. I love you. You're good. You know you're a white version of me.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, kind of. It's pretty sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if this is who I was at 25, if you give me.

[Kyle]

A mustache and you'll be able to.

[Bobby Lee]

Grow one one day.

[Kyle]

One day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm working on it.

[Andrew Santino]

You shave?

[Kyle]

I shaved like a month ago or something.

[Andrew Santino]

Holy shit. That's like you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That thing took him 52 years to get on his face.

[Bobby Lee]

Get him in a movie.

[Andrew Santino]

I'd love to. I'd love to get him to move.

[Bobby Lee]

If him and I ever do a movie, you're in our movie, okay?

[Andrew Santino]

You'll do it.

[Kyle]

What type of movie are we talking?

[Bobby Lee]

Talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

Action, action comedy.

[Kyle]

Hey, look at it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll negotiate with the manager. He's right there. Yeah, we'll get him. We'll get him a good role.

[Bobby Lee]

I already know. I think the role is already. You're in a cage.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. And we go. You want us to unleash the fucking fury?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Kyle]

Unleash the virus.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does it have to always go back to Covid?

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, that's over.

[Kyle]

Some. Some people don't think so.

[Andrew Santino]

And now it's back.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Sketch as Covid.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, give him a round of applause. That was great.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you so much. Appreciate you. Just look into that camera and just say thank you for being a bad friend.

[Kyle]

Just fire.

[Andrew Santino]

Right, yeah, whatever.

[Kyle]

Thank you for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Santino]

Love that.

[Bobby Lee]

Love. You know what? I can't stand on fucking. When I'm scrolling videos of the last day with their pet.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I hate this.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to fucking swipe so fast.

[Andrew Santino]

I hate it. I don't want to see that.

[Bobby Lee]

It's always a white woman.

[Andrew Santino]

Well.

[Bobby Lee]

With a dog in her hand.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And I know what video it is because they start crying, right? And then. And you can look at the dog. And the dog just barely. You know what I mean? The dogs are. Whatever they're doing. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw one of those split screens on TikTok. It was one girl with her final day with the dog, and the other one, an Asian guy eating. Eating it. There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not. No, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't stand.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't stand those videos.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw. You know what the worst one was? I saw a guy, and it looked like a beautiful video of just him with his dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But then at the very end, he goes, I'll miss you. It's our final days. And I was like, oh, my.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God, I can't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't want to.

[Bobby Lee]

Another one is pet negligence.

[Andrew Santino]

What? What is this? Oh, like people leaving in the car and stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's even worse.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, I don't. I don't want to hear. It's gonna. If it's gonna.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, I'm just gonna tell you, all right. I'M just telling you what I don't like.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. It's like whenever it's like, fluffy. Fluffy.

[Kyle]

Fluffy.

[Bobby Lee]

And then an alligator eats it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm like, what is Fluffy doing around an alligator?

[Andrew Santino]

Why are you at the lake?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Fucking. Put a fucking leash.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, get a leash.

[Bobby Lee]

If you know there's alligators, you put a leash.

[Andrew Santino]

We had a scare, dude. I told you. When I was back home, my dog, we had to take her to the emergency. Emergency vet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She was puking and shitting blood, which.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Santino]

Cubs. Yeah. I got so scared. No, we had to take my dog to the vet because she was throwing up blood in the middle of the night, and then she was shitting blood. I got real scared.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow. When was this?

[Andrew Santino]

In Chicago. Just. Just last week.

[Bobby Lee]

And then what happened?

[Andrew Santino]

We took her to the vet. They ran all the tests, they ran the X ray, they did blood work, all that stuff. They think that she might have eaten something strange and it got into the lining of her stomach.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no.

[Andrew Santino]

But we couldn't find out what it was. So then we changed her diet and did that whole thing with the rice and the pe. The thing. And then three days later, she was okay, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, thank God, dude. Thank the Lord.

[Andrew Santino]

In the middle of the night, I'm. I'm cleaning up blood out of. Out of my mom's carpet and I'm, like, bawling. I'm just bawling, cleaning up blood.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm like, are you really crying?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. Hard. I was so scared. I thought she was going to die.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

She threw up blood all over the place.

[Bobby Lee]

Incredible.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, oh, God, please don't, don't. Don't be something very serious. I was panicking. Also not cheap to take your dog to the vet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have pet insurance?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, no. What, you can get that?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not got money? I just put cash down.

[Andrew Santino]

Money. Look at a big money guy over here.

[Bobby Lee]

No, not big money. I'm just saying, like, what is it? Well, come on.

[Andrew Santino]

Guess how much it was. Guess how much it was for grand, huh?

[Bobby Lee]

Spleen's two grand.

[Andrew Santino]

No, a spleen is. I don't know, buying it on the black market.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

X rays and blood work. Work. What was. How much?

[Bobby Lee]

Five hundred. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

How much?

[Bobby Lee]

Twelve hundred.

[Andrew Santino]

How much?

[Bobby Lee]

Two grand.

[Andrew Santino]

How much? Four grand. Get out. No, no, it's okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

1600.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, oh, my God. Yeah, that's expensive for an X ray and a Blood.

[Bobby Lee]

And I think that's what I spend on postmates every day.

[Andrew Santino]

Trust me.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's another thing that scares me. My brother Steve.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like. He'll send me photos of, like, two frogs. No, I'm not kidding you. I'm not kidding you.

[Andrew Santino]

Dissecting them. No, no.

[Bobby Lee]

He has two frogs, and you can. Then he'll zoom out, and there's like, an aquarium that he had built.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

He's like, you seen, you know, Charlie and Frankie, you know, I just got him right in my mind. They're gonna die.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

My brother's not gonna be able to keep two frogs alive.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's like, why does he do that? He has a new dog now.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, what's the lifespan of a frog?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

The life frog of an average frog? He's got a dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

One day to 30 years. That's huge difference.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. That's all life.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Here's another thing that I discovered in Chinatown. They fucking paint. And they sell turtles, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love that. They're painting their shell. It's like you paint your nails.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but the. The paint's so toxic, they die.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

Beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, is this a thing that's going on?

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I saw.

[Andrew Santino]

Turtle painting.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that?

[Andrew Santino]

Painted turtle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of like when you see someone die, all their.

[Bobby Lee]

That is beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Why do they dye their dog's hair? You know, people do that. You see that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What's that about?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like that.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like that at all. Yeah, there's no way the dog likes that.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't want to be. It doesn't want to be dyed or.

[Bobby Lee]

Like poodles where they shave the sides, but to get the fat back puffy, like, no one gives a.

[Andrew Santino]

Cut it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Unless they want to get an award. You can get awards for those.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, the dog shows.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like the dog show. Oh, my God. This is the painted.

[Bobby Lee]

Painted donkey.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a painted donkey as a zebra.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God.

[Andrew Santino]

Mexico is awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And his buttholes all blasted out, probably for no reason.

[Andrew Santino]

No, there's a reason.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did you assume it was Mexico?

[Andrew Santino]

It said Mexico. It said Mexico on it.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the only fuckers that do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom in. That box says Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Says Mexico. And says tequila on the hat behind it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How much more obvious.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If we can make the announcement. Now, if you'd like to. We are all. We are as of 20, 25, gonna fire all three of you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Finding new blood. So blood people at home. If you would like to be a new blood and replace one of these three guys, please. Carlos at the booth. Carlos at the booth at gmail dot com.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Please send an email over why you think you should replace one of these morons at. Carlos in the booth. At the booth.

[Bobby Lee]

In the booth.

[Andrew Santino]

Carlos in the booth. Thank you. Fancy. That's another reason you're getting fired. Carlos in the booth at gmail dot com.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a side note question, if I may.

[Andrew Santino]

You always may.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. So I've been hiking. I have been hiking far.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I ask?

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

You hiked once.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

You hike many, many times. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I've been eating the same, but I'm not losing any weight. What's going on?

[Andrew Santino]

Let's talk about what you're eating.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm eating the same.

[Andrew Santino]

Eating the same what?

[Bobby Lee]

Bread.

[Andrew Santino]

All bread. The whole time While you're hiking, I've been like, you'll eat a loaf of bread while you hike.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. What I'm saying is I'm eating as much as I have been eating.

[Andrew Santino]

And that's the problem.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. But then I'm like, well, then I'll just incorporate long hikes.

[Andrew Santino]

Every day you have to change the diet and exercise. It's both. It's not just one.

[Bobby Lee]

So what you're saying to me is if I eat the same and no matter how much I exercise, I'm still gonna be fat.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me give you something that's gonna blow your mind. Most of the time. It's all diet. It's all diet almost always.

[Bobby Lee]

Then don't exercise.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not gonna kill you to not. But it's gonna kill you.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's not gonna do anything.

[Andrew Santino]

But if you keep eating at the same rate, it will kill you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

My wife's boss died at 93 years old. He never exercised a day in his life.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all the.

[Andrew Santino]

But he ate right? He ate great. He just ate like healthy and that's it.

[Bobby Lee]

So I tried to do the whole all meat thing. Very difficult.

[Andrew Santino]

It's gross.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All just meat. Just beef all day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This is gross.

[Bobby Lee]

It's pretty difficult.

[Andrew Santino]

Your shits stink.

[Bobby Lee]

They do stink.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And it gurgles my stomach.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You get gurgly burglar.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't have that. That.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just trying different things. But it's like, you Know I love the bread.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's do, let's do the diet of the blue zones. Like legumes, a lot of beans. Are you eating beans? No, you gotta eat beans.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody in the blue zones eats them.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

The blue zone diet. See a lot of these guys, it's wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Give me the blue zone.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a lot of plant based fruits, vegetables, beans, tofu, lentils, nuts. Seeds rich with disease fighting nutrients are the cornerstone of their diets. When they eat meat, fish, eggs, dairy, they treat it as a condiment rather than the feature.

[Bobby Lee]

Well then Dane's wrong.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's wrong?

[Bobby Lee]

Dane.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is that cook? Oh, the cook is wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

He was like, just eat. Six months I've only been eating meat.

[Andrew Santino]

Maybe it works for him.

[Bobby Lee]

So I'm like, oh, should I do it? Yeah, yeah. Trust me.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's the problem. He's a cook, not a chef. You gotta listen to a chef. Oh, no, he.

[Bobby Lee]

Dane Chef.

[Andrew Santino]

Dane chef?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you met him?

[Bobby Lee]

I've never met Dane chef.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I know Dane Chef. Well, I'll introduce you. That's the, that's the issue though. We should be eating more of that.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And treat meat like a side item. Not the main court, not the main star.

[Bobby Lee]

Mm.

[Andrew Santino]

So have a little bit of meat, but have a lot more of the other stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What was that? Erewhon granola. They have a bunch of this stuff. No. So I go to. I have Erewhon granola at home. What do you want me to do with it?

[Andrew Santino]

Throw it away.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I throw it away. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

That's filled with sugar and bullshit. Throw that shit away.

[Kyle]

Can you get like seeds and nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

And stuff from Air1?

[Andrew Santino]

So here's the deal. It's cool. You want to really set it up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Go through a blue zone diet, like an actual grocery list and buy it for him and see if it works for a week.

[Bobby Lee]

This is all I need.

[Andrew Santino]

And this is what me.

[Bobby Lee]

I need you forever.

[Andrew Santino]

God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But aside from you.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

What I need is somebody to go. This is all you're eating today?

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Let's get you up.

[Bobby Lee]

And I'm always like, I'll go. Okay. I'll just eat this. I don't know where to go for that. That's what he needs. Not a private chef.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, not a chef, but just someone that know that's a nutritionist. I think you'd help. I think we help change the diet. It'll get us over the edge.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you guys think so?

[Bobby Lee]

I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

I think we get a little diet change and that's going to be it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me. Tell me what you ate today. Let's go through it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's one with the kins. Kinsick Chicken.

[Andrew Santino]

Kinsick Chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Or. I'll show you. It's so good. It's called.

[Andrew Santino]

Have him bring it up. What is it called, kids?

[Bobby Lee]

Wait. City Chicken. No, that's. I just. Did I say city? I didn't say city dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Kim's here.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called Kismik. Kismet.

[Andrew Santino]

Kismet. Like a romantic meetup.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Kismet. Chicken.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So good, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. Look at those.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Rotisserie chicken. Good for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you had. What did you have, though?

[Bobby Lee]

So I had that. That meal.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you eat the bread?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I ordered two breads.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. You don't. So let's stop that part. Just eat the chicken and the veg and you.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. The bread is so good, though.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure it is.

[Bobby Lee]

The hummus.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I ate that and that was really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. That's all you have?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at that. You should eat there. You know where that.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it looks good. But what I would suggest is smaller meals. Just a bunch of smaller meals. That's what they say.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

How about. How about we try him? Fruit till noon. You know this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Fruit till noon.

[Andrew Santino]

There's a guy that only eats fruit till noon. You fruit till noon and then you eat a meal. There he is. And he looks great.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Fruit till noon.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that acai?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if that's the guy. That's not the guy.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like that guy till 3pm yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So he's eating fruit till noon.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here's another thing that I think is the reason why I've been gaining weight is acai balls.

[Andrew Santino]

Sugar. Yeah, a lot of sugar.

[Bobby Lee]

And there's this one. This is my favorite one, but I think it's too much. It's too sweet. And I've been eating maybe one or two of them a day. Don't eat with the peanut butter and with all the fruits in it, too. And the granola. It's so sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't need it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so good. But I don't think that's the problem. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What about.

[Bobby Lee]

And I. I think I. And I don't know if I have to cut this out, but I have an issue.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Black toe.

[Andrew Santino]

You got black toe?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me see.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't see because I covered it with toenail polish.

[Andrew Santino]

How did you get black toe? Repeated trauma.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I hit it and then it won't heal. It's been six months. It's black gout.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's not gout.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not gout, dude. Medieval. What? What are you talking about?

[Andrew Santino]

My college roommate had gout.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, you can get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, it's not nail focuses. Let's move on.