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Bobby Lee
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Mario's Bistro.
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Kalilah
Let me tell you something. You texted me today and you said, are you mad at me? Never.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, you do. You get angry and you know what?
Kalilah
I've never been mad at you.
Bobby Lee
You have. Dollywood.
Kalilah
Do you cancel sessions that are important to us?
Bobby Lee
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm talking about. It's an inner lingering, slow burn of anger.
Kalilah
Hi, Rudy.
Bobby Lee
Jewels. Look what we got for you. A normal chair.
Kalilah
Rudy.
Bobby Lee
Rudy.
Kalilah
Rudy.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Rudy
I haven't seen you since last year.
Kalilah
Do you miss me? I missed you. But you're going over to Tiger Belly. You're doing that all the time. And you're really breaking my heart a little bit.
Rudy
No, because I.
Kalilah
No, no, no, no. We embraced you.
Bobby Lee
Not just Tiger Belly.
Kalilah
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
She's on Trash Tuesday, baby. Where the money is.
Kalilah
So here's the problem.
Bobby Lee
Give me. And the followings and the glamour and the glitz.
Kalilah
We gave you your start. Nothing. She dropped us, dude. Well, you know what we are. We're. We are the. The guy that.
Bobby Lee
Exactly. I don't even know.
Kalilah
She got famous.
Bobby Lee
Exactly.
Kalilah
And she drops us. No, she got famous. You know, the. The first guy that you did.
Bobby Lee
I'll even do one. You better, dude. Yeah. Give it right. We're the hot guy. Right? That she dated.
Kalilah
I disagree with the first part, but.
Bobby Lee
Just hear my point.
Kalilah
The medium guy.
Bobby Lee
We're the medium guy. But then she got blew up and went uglier.
Kalilah
Oh, yeah.
Bobby Lee
That's what I meant. That's what I meant.
Kalilah
Interesting.
Bobby Lee
Yeah, yeah. Like, I'm gonna go just. I'm gonna go down. I'm gonna go downtown.
Kalilah
What's been going on, Jules?
Rudy
I've just been dissecting animals.
Kalilah
God bless.
Rudy
With rats and earthworms and the crickets.
Kalilah
How are you dissecting earthworms? They're so small. You're using the tiniest little knife.
Rudy
Yeah, and it's really fun. Especially with the rats.
Kalilah
You love dissecting rats.
Bobby Lee
She went to ugly and also just ghosted the hot guy.
Kalilah
Well, as soon as. As soon as. Here's what really happened.
Bobby Lee
Tell me the science behind it.
Kalilah
As soon as she left this show and you and Kalila broke up and she started to get away from our show.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kalilah
That's when she was like, I don't need to talk to Tito Andrew ever again. And she.
Bobby Lee
That seems to be the truth.
Rudy
The truth.
Bobby Lee
That seems to be the reality.
Kalilah
That's okay. Did I. Did I show you nothing but love for four years?
Bobby Lee
Pure love. It is the kind of love. It's the kind of love Mother Teresa gave. Same to the pores.
Kalilah
Exact same.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Yeah. It's that kind of.
Kalilah
Undying.
Bobby Lee
Undying love. That's what I meant.
Kalilah
Anyway, Ladies and gentlemen, Rudy Julie back. Rudy Giuliani is back in the studio. Are you happy to be back?
Rudy
I'm happy.
Kalilah
Who of the people here are you happiest to see? Let's go. In order. Happiest to least happy to see. Go ahead.
Rudy
Versus you.
Kalilah
Thank you.
Rudy
Andres.
Kalilah
Yes.
Rudy
Carlos.
Kalilah
Awesome. Love that. And Bobby's sep. You're separate. It doesn't count because she sees all the time. We see. She sees you all the time.
Bobby Lee
I'm not even on the list. What?
Kalilah
You're.
Bobby Lee
I cannot believe. Let me ask you, lady, you see her every day. There was a fire long ago, right? Yeah, right. Was there not a fire long ago? Right.
Kalilah
The great Chicago people.
Bobby Lee
No, the great LA fire. Oh, the lovely people are running, you know, I mean. Yeah, running. Right, right. I get a call, can you harbor and take care of little jewels?
Kalilah
Yeah.
Bobby Lee
And the dogs. And I said kindly, my heart is out to you.
Kalilah
My heart goes out.
Bobby Lee
And you know what happens to that heart, H. They pee on it.
Kalilah
They piss on your heart.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Kalilah
You piss. You squat on his chest in the.
Bobby Lee
Yellowest pee you've ever seen.
Kalilah
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. Jimmy Yang yellow.
Kalilah
Wow.
Bobby Lee
Yeah. That's the most yellow you can get, right?
Kalilah
Very bright. That is a bright star.
Bobby Lee
Yeah.
Bad Friends Podcast Episode Summary
Episode Title: Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today
Release Date: March 21, 2025
Hosted by: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
In this lively episode of Bad Friends, hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino dive into a humorous and candid discussion about personal relationships, show dynamics, and unexpected guest appearances. The episode, titled "Korean Joker, Rudy and David Blunts Are Out on Patreon Today," promises listeners a blend of sharp wit and heartfelt conversations, characteristic of the duo's engaging chemistry.
The conversation kicks off with Bobby Lee addressing underlying tensions in personal relationships. He brings up a situation where Kalilah texts him asking if he's mad, leading to an introspective dialogue about unspoken frustrations.
This exchange underscores the theme of unexpressed emotions and the complexities of maintaining personal connections within the hectic schedules of show business.
Bobby and Kalilah delve into the challenges of navigating fame and the shifting dynamics within their show. They discuss how individuals may gain prominence, leading to feelings of being overshadowed or forgotten.
This segment highlights the often unspoken competition and emotional toll that popularity can exert on personal relationships and professional collaborations.
The episode takes an entertaining turn with the entrance of their guest, Rudy, who adds a unique flavor to the conversation. Rudy shares his unusual hobby of dissecting animals, bringing a mix of humor and curiosity to the table.
Kalilah playfully questions the practicality of Rudy's hobby, especially focusing on his methods with tiny creatures like earthworms.
Rudy's passion for dissecting, juxtaposed with the hosts' light-hearted teasing, creates a humorous dynamic that keeps listeners engaged.
The conversation shifts to reflect on the strains that show can place on personal relationships. Kalilah introduces a backstory about a departure from the show, leading to a discussion about loyalty and emotional investment.
Here, Bobby and Kalilah candidly discuss the fallout from a show member leaving, revealing the deep emotional connections and the pain that can accompany professional transitions.
Amidst the challenges, Bobby and Kalilah affirm their unwavering support and love, despite the setbacks and misunderstandings.
This heartfelt exchange emphasizes the strength and resilience of their friendship, portraying a bond that withstands external pressures and internal conflicts.
The episode wraps up with light-hearted banter and humorous anecdotes about unexpected situations, including a comical reference to dealing with distressed relatives and the trials of interacting with pets.
These moments of levity highlight the hosts' ability to blend humor with personal stories, leaving listeners with a sense of camaraderie and amusement.
These quotes encapsulate the core themes of enduring friendships, the complexities of show dynamics, and the humorous yet sincere nature of the conversation.
This episode of Bad Friends masterfully balances humor with heartfelt discussions, offering listeners a window into the authentic relationships and experiences of Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. Through candid dialogue, engaging guest interactions, and humorous storytelling, the hosts deliver a memorable episode that resonates with both long-time fans and new listeners alike.
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