Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends Episode – "Life As an Uggo w/ Andrew Schulz"

Episode Information:

• Title: Bad Friends
• Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
• Guest: Andrew Schulz
• Production: A 7EQUIS production
• Release Date: March 10, 2025

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1. Introduction and Live Show Announcements (00:00 – 01:00)

The episode begins with a humorous mock advertisement featuring Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino promoting their live shows in London and Dublin. They playfully undermine the effectiveness of traditional marketing by imitating celebrities like Ryan Reynolds and Tom Hardy in a satirical promo for Mint Mobile.

Notable Quote:

• Andrew Santino (00:31): "We know come back."

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2. Discussion on Gene Hackman and German Shepherds (01:32 – 04:00)

The conversation shifts to an offbeat discussion about the late actor Gene Hackman, his family, and his loyal German Shepherds. Bobby and Andrew delve into the resilience of German Shepherds, referencing their historical significance during the Holocaust.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee (02:27): "Those are German shepherds."
• Andrew Santino (02:35): "They can live through anything. They live through the Holocaust."

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3. Residuals, Actor Salaries, and Ryan Reynolds (05:00 – 08:00)

Bobby and Andrew discuss the concept of residuals in the entertainment industry, sharing a humorous anecdote about Andrew receiving a minimal residual check. The conversation naturally segues into a critique of Ryan Reynolds, contrasting his success with their own experiences in Hollywood.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino (05:58): "Cha Ching. $42 and 36 cents."
• Bobby Lee (06:24): "They came for him. The business is all mad at him and his wife."

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4. On-Set Behavior and Hollywood Dynamics (08:00 – 13:00)

The hosts analyze Denzel Washington's comments on Ryan Reynolds, revealing mixed opinions about Reynolds' on-set demeanor. They explore themes of favoritism, appearance, and professionalism within the acting community, emphasizing how looks can influence treatment in Hollywood.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino (07:55): "When Denzel's the truth teller."
• Andrew Santino (08:39): "How is it hard to be nice on set?"

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5. Personal Anecdotes and Social Dynamics (13:00 – 22:00)

Bobby shares personal stories about fan interactions, including humorous exchanges about his appearance and experiences with social media. The discussion highlights the challenges of maintaining authenticity amidst public scrutiny and the pressures of fame.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee (10:20): "Andrew Santino is so hot."
• Andrew Schultz (11:06): "You have to show my husband you got some good looking some Asians over there."

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6. Mental Health and Friendship Support (43:00 – 45:00)

Bobby opens up about Andrew’s struggle with clinical depression, emphasizing the importance of mutual support in their friendship. They discuss how they provide space for each other during tough times without judgment, reinforcing the theme of genuine camaraderie.

Notable Quotes:

• Bobby Lee (43:55): "He goes through really deep depressions. It is literally clinical."
• Andrew Santino (44:03): "Yes. We all got to root for..."

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7. Marriage, Relationships, and Social Constructs (65:00 – 73:00)

The conversation delves into the nature of marriage, debating its origins, societal benefits, and personal significance. Bobby and Andrew explore whether marriage is a natural state or a social construct, discussing historical perspectives and modern implications.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino (68:00): "Marriage for sure. Being with..."
• Bobby Lee (68:10): "I do want him. And I will have one."

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8. Future Plans and Show Promotions (73:00 – End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts talk about their upcoming projects, including Andrew Schulz's Netflix special titled "Life." They encourage listeners to support each other's endeavors and share heartfelt messages of appreciation, highlighting the enduring bond between friends.

Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino (73:05): "Enjoy our friend much as much as we do."
• Bobby Lee (73:55): "Thank you so much for being a bad friend."

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Conclusion

This episode of Bad Friends is a blend of comedic banter, personal stories, and insightful discussions on fame, relationships, and mental health. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino, alongside guest Andrew Schulz, provide an entertaining yet meaningful conversation that resonates with listeners who appreciate candid and humorous takes on life's complexities.

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Note: This summary excludes promotional segments and advertisements to focus solely on the conversational content between the hosts and their guest.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile with.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Taxes and fees extra.

[Andrew Santino]

See full [e-mail] hello. Hello there, mate.

[Bobby Lee]

Mate.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm be on Toasty. We're coming to London, England, mate. And then Dublin, Ireland, right after.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm Tom Hardy.

[Andrew Santino]

He's Tom Hardy. And I'm Andrew Santino. And we're going to London, England, July 18, and then July 19, we'll be in Dublin, Ireland. Tickets are available. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

We never go to these places.

[Andrew Santino]

Never go to these places.

[Bobby Lee]

Once the show's done, you we know. Come back.

[Andrew Santino]

We know come back.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So you gotta go.

[Andrew Santino]

You gotta go. So go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. Badfriendspod.com.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, everyone from Texas, Houston specifically. I need you to buy tickets for my show on. What's it March 28th and 29th of this year. Go to Houston improv.com buy the tickets or I'm going to hurt myself. I'm going to hurt myself. I might die. You two are bad friends.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

[Andrew Schultz]

You two or something. We're bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

What happened to Gene Hackman?

[Andrew Santino]

What happened to Gene?

[Bobby Lee]

What happened to him?

[Andrew Santino]

What happened to Gene?

[Bobby Lee]

His wife died, too.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened to Gene and one dog?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, let me say something.

[Andrew Santino]

The dog was in the kennel, which I think is a little strange. Don't you let your dogs free roam.

[Bobby Lee]

I free roll my dog.

[Andrew Santino]

I free roam dog, but be free roaming. My question is, how old was he, by the way?

[Bobby Lee]

95.

[Andrew Santino]

Time to go.

[Bobby Lee]

I know you did your time, but his Asian wife. 65. Right. And dog died and two dogs survived.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are the survivors? Let me see the survivor dogs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, survivor dogs, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[Bobby Lee]

There they are. There's some of the dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

Those are German shepherds.

[Bobby Lee]

German shepherd.

[Andrew Santino]

They can live through anything. They live through the Holocaust.

[Bobby Lee]

They were very good in the Holocaust.

[Andrew Santino]

They were good, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

And their work is not credited. Right, right. It was not credited. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Honestly, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The other one that was bad was Michelle Trachtenberg. Died the same day. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

In New York.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, that's not here.

[Bobby Lee]

It was in New York, same day. Because Gene had been dead a day when they found.

[Andrew Santino]

They found him a day later.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah. It's a Hollywood tribal.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. We've talked about it on the show. People die in threes.

[Bobby Lee]

Who's next?

[Andrew Santino]

Who's the third? Let's.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to throw it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on. On the count of three.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Well, I don't. Let me think of the name. Hold on.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I was going to say on the count of three, we have to think of a name together.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I think this. We shouldn't predict.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean.

[Andrew Santino]

No, because you know what happens on the show when we predict.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it does.

[Andrew Santino]

It happens.

[Bobby Lee]

But. So here's the thing. They said it's not carbon monoxide poisoning.

[Andrew Santino]

Got to be.

[Bobby Lee]

They said it's not.

[Andrew Santino]

Otherwise it's.

[Bobby Lee]

And they said it's not foul play. So I have a prediction.

[Andrew Santino]

Fair play. So maybe someone deserved it.

[Bobby Lee]

It was fair play. And I understand. I think this. Okay. One of the dogs was scared of the Asian wife.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. At some point, she's like.

[Bobby Lee]

He's think. He's thinking, it's me. I'm gonna go soon. It's me or her.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he's German. They're German shepherds.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

She's looking at me. One day she's gonna eat me. And by the way, Jean's getting so old, he couldn't control her from doing that.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So one day, the dog. I can't do a German accent.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I will do it for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, do it for me. Saw a gigantic chocolate bar exposed.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, I love chocolate.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. But you know what it does to you?

[Andrew Santino]

What does it do to me?

[Bobby Lee]

It kills you. So you. He saw the chocolate bar, Right. This is my times. And his other. What does his other two dogs say?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they're running. They ran away. They got away.

[Bobby Lee]

They were in the house.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, who. Where? Look at the movie Crimson Tide. Here's my.

[Bobby Lee]

I love this movie. You think Denzel did it? That was my other theory.

[Andrew Santino]

I was honestly not going to say Denzel. Zoom in. I was going to say George Zunga. That guy right there. Fourth, right before Vigo. No, wait a minute.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

VGO makes the most sense. Viggo Mortensen is German. Oh, my God. Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

Aragorn did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Aragon. Those are my dogs I sent to. That's a long play.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a long play. I don't know if he would Go to. All the way to New Mexico.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, he would. He loves New Mexico.

[Bobby Lee]

How do you know the Viggo Morrison likes New Mexico?

[Andrew Santino]

We vacations there. Okay, you know what? And rest in peace. One of the greatest actors of all time, Gina Hackman, bro. Bless. Do you realize in so many pieces, that guy. They made so many good movies.

[Bobby Lee]

French Connection.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, I told you, Crimson Tide's one of my favorite movies.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's another one that you forgot.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Young Frankenstein.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Plays the blind guy.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

So funny. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, he.

[Bobby Lee]

He did everything.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, actually, you know what? My.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at all the movies we've done. I mean, it's insane.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's my favorite voice he ever did, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ants. So good in Ants.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it Now.

[Andrew Santino]

He was the general.

[Bobby Lee]

Do it now.

[Andrew Santino]

We must fight to survive.

[Bobby Lee]

We must fight to survive.

[Andrew Santino]

You know that speech he does? It's so.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that him?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He was so good in Ants, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

King Ant.

[Bobby Lee]

He was probably made of millions.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know about that. Does that. Did animation pay that well?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think so. You're right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Now that they got, like, superhero, they.

[Bobby Lee]

Get points, though, I think, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, yeah, I guess. I got a residual check the other day for. For the sale of Ricky Stanicki to dvd.

[Bobby Lee]

What was it?

[Andrew Schultz]

Cha Ching.

[Andrew Santino]

Big time, dude. Cha Ching. $42 and 36 cents. That's what it was. $42, 36 or 37 cents. I'd have to. Look.

[Bobby Lee]

People think that when you do these.

[Andrew Santino]

Things, residuals, they're like, it must be raining down.

[Bobby Lee]

I did movies for virtually free.

[Andrew Santino]

You lost money on some money.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not a lucrative thing unless you're Ryan Reynolds, and be careful.

[Andrew Santino]

Ryan Reynolds?

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

They're coming for him. The business is all, like, mad at him and his wife. I didn't get involved in this shit on the Internet because I didn't care to, like, research. But it's funny how many stories are being told about these guys.

[Bobby Lee]

There's another story that I just saw on Tick Tock. It's the. The movie that he did, that sci fi movie with Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Andrew Santino]

What was that movie called? Why can't I see it in my mind?

[Bobby Lee]

Horizon. Or is it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, Horizon.

[Bobby Lee]

Life.

[Andrew Santino]

We were right there.

[Bobby Lee]

We were right there.

[Andrew Santino]

So close.

[Bobby Lee]

I would have got, like. So that. See the girl that's. Go back. Rebecca Ferguson. Rebecca Ferguson.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Said something crazy about him. Yeah. I don't know if it's true. I wasn't there. It looks true, but he was really mean to her.

[Andrew Santino]

Like a bully on set.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Really.

[Bobby Lee]

And then one day she came on. What? This is so insecure that he's just yelling at me all the time. Yeah. And so one day she came. Comes on set and she goes, I'm not doing scenes with you anymore. I'm going to do it with the tennis ball.

[Andrew Santino]

No, with the C stand. With the tennis ball.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then the producer went up to her and she goes, he's number one on the chical sheet. He has to be there.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know why. He probably doesn't want to be there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But again, we don't know if it's true, but it's enlightening.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it's a bummer, because then all Those stories that T.J. miller told about working with him on Deadpool seem to be much more valid. Like, people. People did not believe him, but they were like, well, you never know. Their relationship could have been toxic, but it seems like Ro, is it to be nice? Here's the deal.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know the deal. Washington said about him. Who?

[Andrew Santino]

Who? Denzel said about Ryan Reynolds. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They were in a movie together. Safe House.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And in an interview, they asked Densel. They said, basically, well, when Ryan Reynolds was there, he was just observing you and he forgot to act because he admired you so much. And then Cel said, like, oh, is that what it was? I thought he was just terrible.

[Andrew Santino]

That's what Denzel said.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. The show, like, wow, that's amazing.

[Bobby Lee]

And when Denzel's the. A truth teller.

[Andrew Santino]

He really is.

[Bobby Lee]

He really. When he says, like, quote, I don't know if it's AI, but with his voice.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, it could be.

[Bobby Lee]

He could say anything and it'll be like a spiritual.

[Andrew Santino]

Zoom into that photo you just passed.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. That's two lover boys.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that. Zoom into that photo. Denzel doesn't look stoked.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He does not look.

[Bobby Lee]

He doesn't look stoked. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That is kind of crazy to think about. Well, here's the deal here. I'll answer your question.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

How is it hard to be nice on set?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. Here's why, though. He's hot. He's been hot his whole life. You and me, Ugo Rugos, you know. Knock, knock.

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

Knock, knock, knock. Bobby, Andrew, you guys ready? Are you guys out of your bucket of slime? You want to come shoot the scene?

[Bobby Lee]

They do. They do. They treat the Other the couple last movies, I was in one of those quarter like a quarter 10% trilog. It was like barely going there.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a bathroom.

[Bobby Lee]

Literally the toilet. And that's it. You're sitting on the toilet to watch like, you know, I mean, YouTube videos. You know what I mean? And then you have to wait there for so long, all day, all day. And then you. When then you're like, hey, can lunch. Can I leave?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

And they go, no, absolutely not.

[Andrew Santino]

We need you.

[Bobby Lee]

What if we need you? So then we. Lunch happens four hours later.

[Andrew Santino]

They don't need you.

[Bobby Lee]

They don't need you. It's.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they. This is. This is what happens when you're regular and uggo. If you're us who are regular looking guys.

[Bobby Lee]

But anyway, you're right.

[Andrew Santino]

So I think if. If you're an uggo like us, you're going to not get treated the way that Ryan Reynolds is so hot.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but can I say something for a redhead and I get a lot. One time I was at one of your shows.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean at my where? Our show that we do together.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we weren't doing it together. Was a show that I was supporting you.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And a lady in the audience. I was sitting kind of in the side and she turns to me and goes, you're. You're. Your boy is handsome. Only because I'm only. No, I've heard a lot of that on the Internet. I've heard a lot about my direct messages. And I just want you to own up to your handsomeness.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no. First, because you're.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a mutant color of the hair.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because I'm a mutant. I'm a freak.

[Bobby Lee]

But the faces. Andrew Santino is so hot. What the.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that's a guy. These are all guys.

[Bobby Lee]

They're not guys, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Trust me.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at 2020. 2022. Steve, there's a Bobby Lee one.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I tell you the amount of times that I've gotten dick pics sent to my DM from Guy? It's unreal. I get dick pics all day.

[Bobby Lee]

Didn't you live in. So when they.

[Andrew Santino]

I did. That's why.

[Bobby Lee]

When you what?

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

What is that Reddit?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, when you type in Bobby Lee hot.

[Bobby Lee]

It's about spicy wings, right? That eight hot stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

But you do.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I know I have, but that's bullshit.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, scroll down a little. Yeah, that's so funny. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Let's see. Bobby Lee hot. Eating spicy wings.

[Bobby Lee]

It's where I had diarrhea when I was on hot wings.

[Andrew Santino]

But you did hot ones. I've never done that. They've never asked. They don't want me over there.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that. Oh, my. Anyway, get out of that. So you don't. I don't have a Reddit flat.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby Lee's the only person to shit himself on hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

That's an award in of itself.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but that's still humiliating.

[Andrew Santino]

Someone else that's done that.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, New York magazine probably puts one of the most outrageous and outrageously funny how one's performances to date. Bam. There you go.

[Bobby Lee]

I do it for comedy.

[Andrew Santino]

You always do it for comedy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Anyway, let's get out of that. But you're hot. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

No. No way.

[Bobby Lee]

No. But can't she say you're an ugly one?

[Andrew Santino]

But you know, I don't. I wonder what it is with like that generation of like, they were hot their whole life. They got treated hot their whole life. Some guys did Brad Pitt. Every is like the coolest dude. And everyone says they work with him. He's like the most rad dude on earth and he's been hot his whole fucking life.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's never not been hot. He's hotter now than he was 20 years ago.

[Bobby Lee]

But who's the hottest young actor now, man?

[Andrew Santino]

Timothy Chalamet.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. And from what I've talked to Theo about.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Had him on.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the nicest guy.

[Andrew Santino]

He seems like a good kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I mean. And he's unaffected. And he. Why can't you just be that, you know, you're on the top of the world. You know how much money you're making?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And why can't you just accept that and go, you know, I'm grateful for.

[Andrew Santino]

Everything that something's going on inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Color coordinated.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Always.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I didn't know that. How are you? What's going on, man?

[Andrew Santino]

Ladies and gentlemen, Andrew Schultz.

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew Schultz. What's up, captain?

[Andrew Santino]

What's up, doc?

[Andrew Schultz]

Chilling.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you want me doing right there? The blue chair. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Damn. Look at these pants you got. That's how much money he's making. Those pockets are waiting for all that money to go in.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at how deep those pockets are, Damon.

[Andrew Schultz]

Money than me, man.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's got deep pockets.

[Andrew Schultz]

I heard about all the movie money. I heard about that Hulu deal we.

[Andrew Santino]

Were just talking about.

[Andrew Schultz]

Broke a record.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I brought. I broke two records.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's what they said. I heard they kicked you out your. Your golf club.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, they did. They had.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to go to Bel Air now.

[Andrew Santino]

I had to.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, even your mustache is fancier. I hate it.

[Andrew Santino]

Stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

We're not gonna do this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you, Lando Carisian?

[Andrew Schultz]

You guys got the Nick deal.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the mayor of Cloud City now, you bitch.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got majority white people on the pods. You know you making money.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, the flip out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

First of all, someone who's always been nice on the set.

[Andrew Santino]

Korean, Spanish, Mexican. We have.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got the whitest Hispanics.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you got to get the whitest ones. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

These are like real colonizers, you know they call us colonizers.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that one, those were like the.

[Andrew Schultz]

Descendants of like Vasco de Gama.

[Bobby Lee]

The one on the right, I get it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

You were chasing around the Mel Gibson people.

[Bobby Lee]

Indeed.

[Andrew Santino]

What are they called with him? With him?

[Andrew Schultz]

What's that Mel Gibson movie?

[Andrew Santino]

What's that called?

[Andrew Schultz]

The Aztec.

[Bobby Lee]

Apocalypto.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, you were chasing on the apocalyptic. You're the reason they speak Spanish.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got real racism.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is beautiful. That's you.

[Andrew Santino]

That's you right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Can we get a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one? Yeah, I want one.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we can't. Well, they're hard to pin down. They're busy working nine other jobs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Who's this hairy? He looks expaniard.

[Andrew Schultz]

Who, this guy right here?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

He is kind of. That's.

[Andrew Santino]

They.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe I did a little Spain.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't know Oppressor?

[Andrew Schultz]

Those are the Moroccans, bro.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's why the Spanish got some color.

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby, You've met him no less than 20 times.

[Bobby Lee]

I love him.

[Andrew Santino]

What's his.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bobby's a real piece of in that regard.

[Andrew Santino]

What's his name?

[Bobby Lee]

Mango.

[Andrew Schultz]

That guy Mango.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, good to see you, Mango. Don't get defensive, dude. Oh, is that Korean? That's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Goi Goi.

[Andrew Schultz]

What does that mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Bad friends. Bad friends.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. You know, I. I was talking to somebody about. Somebody went to that Euro of sushi place in the. They said it was the best sushi. And then I told them, I go, Andrew Schultz didn't like it. And they couldn't. No one can believe that. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Nobody there even likes it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's. It's all for Netflix.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that does make sense. You know how you visit a place. You know how it's like, what is it? Pat and Geno's in Oh, in Philly. No one like. No, no, Philly people.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're like Ishka Bibbles, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ishka bibbles. Yeah, that's right. They don't like that. No. This is Patton Genos of Japan. That's. That's Gino right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he's old bro.

[Andrew Santino]

Now. Did he come out and say hi to you?

[Andrew Schultz]

No, he was there and his son. We got like, the real.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, the real.

[Andrew Schultz]

I bought a suit to go there because you have to, like, dress. They say not to drink. You have to, like, respect it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

There. And there's a bunch of.

[Bobby Lee]

Were there with your wife.

[Andrew Schultz]

I was there. My wife.

[Bobby Lee]

What did she think of it?

[Andrew Schultz]

It was. She doesn't like wasabi. And it was so much wasabi that, like, we couldn't even eat it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. They don't want you to drink. It's isn't in a subway. Yeah, it's in a subway. I'm drinking. It's the subway.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the logic. But I had so much deference. Here's it, like, all right, you know how, like, Japanese people, they only do something if it's perfect.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, they have so much shame.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know, unlike the Koreans do half ass shit.

[Bobby Lee]

But like, the Japanese couldn't even keep.

[Andrew Santino]

Their country as one, you know?

[Andrew Schultz]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Couldn't even keep one country.

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no, like, North Japan.

[Andrew Santino]

It's one Japan.

[Andrew Schultz]

There are Japanese people still.

[Bobby Lee]

We put two atomic bombs on them.

[Andrew Santino]

Who's we?

[Bobby Lee]

Who's we?

[Andrew Santino]

America. Whose side are you on?

[Andrew Schultz]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

Pearl harbor was the right thing to do.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let me tell you something.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a sneak attack, and you deserve it.

[Andrew Schultz]

It was a sneak attack, but they were trying to land. Right. Let's just be honest.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What Just wanted to land the plane.

[Bobby Lee]

They want to leave the plane.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's just not the best.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a bad flying joke. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm just saying that might not be the best.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. They might have good flying. They're not good at driving, let's just say. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, but my point is, is that they have to do everything the best because they feel so much shame.

[Andrew Santino]

True.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, right. Like, can I go back to the movies, though? We make better movies. The Korean.

[Andrew Santino]

Koreans do make the best film, that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm not gonna lie. Korea's been on a tear. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

We're on tear on TV shows, movies. We're on to terror.

[Andrew Schultz]

The squid game thing is incredible.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not just the thing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's in it.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a franchise. I'm not in it. I'm not the Squid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Or can I ask you, like a kind of. Can I ask you a race question?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm gonna be serious.

[Bobby Lee]

It Be serious and be racist. I love it. That's who you are.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because that is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay. Are the numbers so we can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't even get what you're saying.

[Andrew Santino]

So funny.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like the show, they got numbers on them, right?

[Andrew Santino]

They tell you who's left.

[Andrew Schultz]

Have you watched the show? Do you know both seasons? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

And they got numbers on all the people? Yes, but is it so that we can tell?

[Bobby Lee]

We can tell what?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, what. Who's 456 to 218?

[Andrew Schultz]

There's no fucking way we'd be able to tell.

[Andrew Santino]

That's AI. I thought that's the same guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Stop, stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it for Western audiences? Is it for Western audiences to be able to know?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so you're saying if they don't have the numbers, we're not going to be able to tell what Korean is what?

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know why you would jump to that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a little much.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not explicit, what you're saying. Maybe I was being racist, but explain to me that was what I was saying.

[Andrew Santino]

That is exactly. That's 100%.

[Andrew Schultz]

There is a similarity.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I. I have Asian eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh.

[Bobby Lee]

And maybe it's like the movie they Live.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that? They Live was a Roddy. Roddy Piper movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Nice on glasses. And he can see messages and signs and aliens through the glasses. And that's what my little Asian eyes are.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They Live. It's a great movie. It really is. John Carpenter, I think, did it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

How much eye do we need? Like, I don't see more when I open mine.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you for saying that out loud.

[Andrew Schultz]

I just.

[Bobby Lee]

People think I see things.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you see through letterbox?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, do you see.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a Criterion Collection movie guy. You know what I mean? No, we are imax and your.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm trying to.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not imax, dude. You're not imax, dude. You don't see imax. That's good. You could see what? If you're looking through. You could see the sky.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I'm trying to see if I actually see less. Like you. I see just the same. And when I go like this, I don't see more.

[Andrew Santino]

I see like. I see less.

[Andrew Schultz]

You see less?

[Andrew Santino]

I see way less.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, because you're doing.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, stop.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you see further?

[Andrew Santino]

Look at him.

[Bobby Lee]

I can see way further.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, so Asians can see further like a hawk.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Got it. Well, no, no, they, they, that's so they can see through you. They can see the real soul within you.

[Andrew Schultz]

They can see what' on.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we have that power, you know.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, although, go really concentrate and tell me what I got inside.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, inside what?

[Andrew Schultz]

Inside, like.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Andrew Schultz]

Whatever Andrew was saying, I feel like you're opening them.

[Bobby Lee]

I make noises if I do it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, you have to.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's fine. I feel like you're opening your eyes more. I feel like you're seeing less deep and.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you know, that's.

[Andrew Santino]

Trust the process.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me tell you something about that guy. What? Don't say something about. Right. Ethnicities. Right. We're the same.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're the type of person you are. You make it different.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, I guess.

[Bobby Lee]

I see black. A black heart.

[Andrew Santino]

You saw a black heart in this guy?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And you have colon cancer.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

I, I. A lot like, I wonder if that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, no, that's a good thing.

[Bobby Lee]

You're the third guy. You're the third guy.

[Andrew Santino]

Getting less is bad.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Shitting more is actually very good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you worried about that stuff as.

[Andrew Santino]

We get up there as an old white? Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, it is something that we should consider.

[Andrew Santino]

Prostate, colon, all that stuff. The only ones, the only ones that I think you can snag for Old White is prostate and colon. Those are the two. You have to be able to snag old whites. My dad just beat prostate cancer. Bobby's dad lived to be 104, didn't have any cancer.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No. AIDS. I've never seen a Korean with AIDS.

[Andrew Santino]

Isn't that funny? They don't get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Name me one Korean with aids.

[Andrew Santino]

Can't do it.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't Think of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can't do it. No.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

I can't. That is crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's crazy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is it like, not over there is. You even care about these, like, STDs and anymore, like you're a married guy.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like, oh, yeah, he's on the. He's on the move. Are you?

[Bobby Lee]

I got bumps all over my penis. Do you? Different mounds, different colors.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a kaleidoscope. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you think about that? Do you?

[Bobby Lee]

I pee. I pee green for some. Some. You know.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, he's never been tested.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, I have.

[Andrew Santino]

When? When?

[Bobby Lee]

Four months ago. I got tested four months Dr. Kawart.

[Andrew Schultz]

Made you want to get tested?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

What happened that made you want to get tested?

[Bobby Lee]

I just thought he goes, you think we should get test? I go, I think we should.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you'll speak back and.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, whenever an Asian does an accident, I am respectful and I do the.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can I ask you a question? I was watching a Larry David clip where you were on the show and you use the accent. Did he ask you? Did he like come to you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so I'm going to tell you about Hollywood.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I got the role of like an a merchant.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Of weapons.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

But he was in LA. So I just called the director FaceTime and I go, since he's in LA, I don't think he should needs. He goes, I want the accent.

[Andrew Schultz]

He said it too.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I go, yeah, but you know, I mean, if it was in Korea, maybe I was talking to an English. I want the accent.

[Andrew Santino]

You telling me there's nobody in LA that's Korean that doesn't have an accent?

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but what I'm saying is that why do I need one?

[Andrew Schultz]

So you don't like doing it. You. You find it's been.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you who me up about it. Who? John Cho. Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

The actor John show. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So one day I number. Was he? 365. Okay. Yeah, yeah, he was three all day. Ronnie Chang was 202.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, yeah, so John show is Hawaii Five 0?

[Bobby Lee]

No, John Cho is. We did Harold and Kumar together.

[Andrew Santino]

John show.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can we look up John?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. He was in the Star Trek movies at Sulu.

[Andrew Schultz]

I gotta be honest, those Koreans are handsome.

[Andrew Santino]

Some.

[Andrew Schultz]

They know they got some good looking some Asians over there. But no, I don't think you're ugly.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think you.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, I'm being honest. I don't think you're as ugly as you think you are.

[Bobby Lee]

When was the last time you needed to go to a doctor but you pushed it off? Like, oh my God, you know, I mean, I don't have time. Everything will be fine. Or my wifey.

[Andrew Santino]

This boil looks weird, but I. Who cares?

[Andrew Schultz]

Who cares?

[Bobby Lee]

I've had boils before.

[Andrew Santino]

I've had boils before.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I hate his attic.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

I hated that guy.

[Andrew Santino]

And I signed up on Zocdochian.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

I've never seen anything like it.

[Bobby Lee]

And a new chapter begins. Carrie Underwood joins Lionel Richie, Luke Bryant and Ryan Seacrest on American Idol News Sundays, 8, 7 Central on ABC and Stream on Hulu. That looks like he looks at me, and I asked him. I go, we were on sets, I forgot what it was. And I go, you ever do accents? He goes, yeah, I don't do them. Do you get offered? Yeah, I just don't do them. I go, why? He goes, I just don't think we need to. It's just an integrity thing. He goes, I'm fine. That you do because you do a lot of broad comedies, and I get it, but I just don't want to do it. And I. It made me feel shame about it.

[Andrew Santino]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Because every role I get is an Asian accent. Hello, Mr. Johnson.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, the last five things you've done didn't have an Asian accent.

[Andrew Schultz]

Game of Thrones, the randomization. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Why? Walker coming. Yeah. I mean. And they're like, yeah. I mean, you don't need an accent. But I don't know why have one.

[Andrew Santino]

Right now you haven't done in the last couple of films you've done. You didn't do it. You didn't do it. Look at that. You didn't do it in the last thing. You just did Theo's movie. You don't have an accent.

[Bobby Lee]

I do a Southern accent. There.

[Andrew Santino]

That's even funnier.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Hey, man. Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Drugstore June. No accent.

[Bobby Lee]

No accent.

[Andrew Santino]

Sweet dreams. No accent. Borderlands. No accent.

[Bobby Lee]

The Throwback. Nothing. Drugstore June. Nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

Magnum, P.I. nothing.

[Bobby Lee]

No Magnum P.I. yeah, you're right.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're too famous, I think, to do the Asian accent now.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I feel like you're too known outside of these projects.

[Andrew Santino]

What about Reservation?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, can you go zoom back?

[Andrew Schultz]

Here's what you were in Reservation Dogs.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I'm thinking of Reservoir.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Mr. Yellow.

[Bobby Lee]

And I love that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Joke.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so funny. That's so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they should have had one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Mystery Yellow.

[Andrew Santino]

Too many white guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

What about you? You'll. You. I mean, you're like a real thespian. I always say that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude, I wish. I can't get any work.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, can you not? I feel like you're working all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Somebody's working with Matt Damon on a promo.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, that was a promo. This guy's in, like, movies.

[Bobby Lee]

You were great in that.

[Andrew Santino]

I do want to. I do want to say that. I saw that. That was so fun, and I.

[Bobby Lee]

So fun.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

And then immediately wanted to text you, and I didn't and go, how did this come together?

[Andrew Schultz]

I just asked him.

[Andrew Santino]

You were like, dude, do this thing for me. And he was like, you fine.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's just the nicest, coolest guy. I wish there was, like, a funny story around it, but he's just the nicest, coolest guy in the world.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I say something a little derogatory towards you right now, Andrew, if.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you think I'm Jewish? Everybody thinks I'm J.

[Bobby Lee]

You seem it. But anyway.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it about me that you would think that I'm a Jew.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. This is the first time I've seen your ankles.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And they're gonna watch my podcast.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's always, always ankles thicker than I would wish.

[Andrew Schultz]

I've gained weight. This is dad, bud, buddy, you're still in great shape.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you're so handsome and talented.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't gain.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway, guys, that's my bad.

[Andrew Santino]

You know who lost weight?

[Bobby Lee]

Mango.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did he?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, he lost 15.

[Andrew Schultz]

Did you really?

[Bobby Lee]

You notice?

[Andrew Santino]

Look at that.

[Andrew Schultz]

I do.

[Bobby Lee]

You can say anything earlier.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was the first album I ever bought.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Guns and Roses.

[Bobby Lee]

A masterpiece. I thought.

[Andrew Schultz]

Unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

What was the first album you ever bought?

[Bobby Lee]

The Velvet Ground, Velvet Underground and Nico album.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, at like 12.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

I was cool then.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you think?

[Bobby Lee]

Cool now.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think mine was?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me. Oh, I know. Wendy's. A Wendy's theme song.

[Andrew Santino]

Hip hop.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I was gonna go Beethoven for you. What was your first album? Beethoven.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, because of my age.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, because you're an old.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And I said, Wendy's. You know me sound.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you have red hair.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No hip hop.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, God, I don't know. Now I can even give you the.

[Andrew Santino]

Title track, Go Bow down.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

West side Connection.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's the thing. I knew it was going to be something more obscure. You're like a real hip hop.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. West side. Connect that with that Bow down before we come to your town. That was like my.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you ever hang out with him in social settings?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And he is. He is hard.

[Andrew Schultz]

He is the best social human being I've ever seen. Nobody can schmooze like this guy.

[Bobby Lee]

He's the best.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is remarkable.

[Bobby Lee]

Best at it.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is remarkable.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to learn from him. And that's why he's always around the high people.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, I. I know, I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Because, dude, we had a meeting at.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sony today, and he's best friends with everybody. He all famous people. Whenever I see him, like, on a golf course with somebody, at first I would I would say, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

He knows it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why you're blushing.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is actually.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to tell you, good compliment.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I'm glad that you've seen as well.

[Bobby Lee]

100%.

[Andrew Schultz]

We went to dinner once. First of all, never go to dinner with him.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is what dinner is. Before you even sit down, somebody goes.

[Bobby Lee]

Santini goes, oh, I'll be right back, guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then he just goes table by table by table, like he's Don Rickles just shaking hands.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

And then we're sitting there like, are you Sinatra? Andrew, can we order you something?

[Bobby Lee]

Andrew, do you want some cocktail or something? Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Get me whatever you guys get. He gave me this.

[Andrew Santino]

He goes, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Give me whatever you guys get.

[Bobby Lee]

We were meeting at Sony executives, and he's telling the, you know, this happened. He's telling the group where he met certain people. This is the first time I met any of these. He's like Bill Clinton in, like, 2009, man. Remember, you had that office over on this and this and this.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's like, yeah, man. It's a. With you for a while. That's who you are. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

How are you?

[Bobby Lee]

So. No, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love them. I've always loved.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's something.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you, Andrew.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's something I admire, and I have a heart. This is the thing. I have a hard time. Like, if there's somebody that, like, I really like or admire, it's very easy for me to talk to them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

But it almost becomes like an interview. I'm like, really? I'm like, hey, you're really good at this thing, and I want to know all about it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everything. You hang out with people in a way where they're like, they. You. You're acting like they find you cool.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're kind of trying to win you over.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to sell them on that. You're the one. Yeah, sell them on. You're the one. You're. You're meeting me.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm watching it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

So what? So give me the. Okay. I'm glad that you've also known.

[Bobby Lee]

Praise the Lord.

[Andrew Schultz]

Put one down. So we're on the same team.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Please.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on. Your heart goes out. Make your heart go out.

[Andrew Schultz]

Your heart go.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you get your Kanye shirt. Do we get those Kanye shirts? Do they show up yet or. No, we ordered 100 of them.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's. This is how you're like, really hate double double down.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't get into.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, so tell me, tell me what is it like when you're, when you meet somebody who's like really famous?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

How are you making them feel so comfortable? Because, you know, everybody wants their attention.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is your, what is this social skill you've developed?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, this is going to sound awful.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, it's not. I'm fascinated. But I think it is a true character.

[Bobby Lee]

I just don't praise the Lord. You know.

[Andrew Schultz]

You notice this, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Hallelujah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't care. I don't care to treat them other than a guy. I just.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you're just ball bust.

[Andrew Santino]

I just don't care. And if they're like, oh, I don't like that. You're too comfortable, familiar. I then I don't care then.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you remove yourself.

[Andrew Santino]

Then we're not cool. If I can't treat you like a human, that I'm not fucking interested.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you're immediately.

[Andrew Santino]

It's just like the most famous people I've ever met. I treat them just like a fucking regular.

[Andrew Schultz]

And they probably love it because everybody treats them so weird.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And the fact that there's somebody who's treating them like they're in high school again, there's a comfort that they have.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you the real trick. If you want, if you want the honest truth. If you want the honest truth. Yeah. The reason I got. The reason.

[Bobby Lee]

That's all we wanted.

[Andrew Santino]

The reason that I got. Well, first of all, I'll give context to what he's saying. We were in a meeting in Sony with one of my best friends in Los Angeles who got us the job. You're welcome. Freebie.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's the job? What's the job?

[Andrew Santino]

We're doing an animated show. Yeah, we're doing a movie. Movie. A movie. Animated movie. Sorry. But. But I will be honest. The reason that I did get comfortable not caring about famous people is when my first job in LA was on Punked and I was so in my head all the time, all these celebrities would come to the studio and at some point I, I just stopped giving a. About trying to like, you know, oh my God, you're so good to meet you do all that stuff. Because I was so worried about the bits. I didn't give a about the celebrity and they didn't give a. About me. So it's kind of this great equalizer of when I was young. I met all these famous people and they didn't Give a. I was a player on the show. I was a nobody. And so I just kind of thought, I'm not gonna kiss ass to these people. It didn't mean anything to me. So I never wanted to earn their friendship because I didn't care. And honestly, I met them all when I was 25 years old. That's when I met every famous person from Punk Andrew. Man, I didn't give a. They didn't like me anyway. It was like I was a young, broke day player.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna give you some insight.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He's gonn mad about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love learning about you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't get mad.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm listening.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. When we go to the airport.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He acts as if he's Jason Bourne, hat down. You know what I mean? Yeah. Right? Rifling. It's, it's, it's. He's a star.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. I mean, just.

[Bobby Lee]

See, I'm open hair.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Ey, you know, I mean, say hi to everybody. Yeah, right. This guy thinks he's Ethan Hunt.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I want one's attention. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Someone wants attention.

[Andrew Santino]

I was waiting for a little backup.

[Bobby Lee]

You Spaniard. I'm acting normal.

[Andrew Schultz]

Spaniard.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

So what I do is I wear a hat at the airport. I go sit down. I go relax away from my flight.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy Moses about.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, really? How did it turn to me?

[Andrew Santino]

Is that Bobby Lee? That's what he wants so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I just want to chill, have a coffee, wait to get on my plane. This guy, he'll purposely tussle up his hair, so it's huge. He'll go in and out of that W.H. smith or whatever that convenience store is.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can't.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a good convenience store.

[Andrew Santino]

You're not buying anything.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a buy. I like to look at the Valley Ranchers.

[Andrew Santino]

He Moses.

[Andrew Schultz]

He Moses until he's recognized.

[Andrew Santino]

Correct.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what I do. Andrew.

[Andrew Schultz]

Does it.

[Bobby Lee]

Fuck you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Does it feel good? Does it feel good to be recognized? What does it feel?

[Andrew Santino]

He loves it. If it was sold in a can, he'd buy cases of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you come sit over here? Come sit over here. Come hang out. Is this mic on? Is this mic on?

[Andrew Santino]

It will be.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel so much more balanced.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So here's the deal. Okay? I need you to back me up. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So we just. Here's the logic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And. And I want you to be up. Your heart open.

[Andrew Schultz]

This outfit is subdued. This is this is not an attention seeking outfit.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is subdued, right?

[Andrew Santino]

So this guy goes to the airport. He's wearing a bright pink beanie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A bright blue jacket. He's carrying bags like he's Dave Attell. He's got, like, 30 bags around him.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. But.

[Andrew Santino]

But he loves people looking at him.

[Bobby Lee]

One time you said to me. Yeah. Weren't at the airport.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just sitting there on a curb or something.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And you turned to me, goes, I like your fashion.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I think it looks, you know, that I dress a certain way.

[Andrew Santino]

You got great fashion.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you look so.

[Andrew Santino]

Undoubtedly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that I don't dress differently in my regular life than the airport. Okay. Secondly, this. I can't go into the convenience store. Yeah. You parched ever?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You want a bottle of water?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you allowed to get one? Yeah. If somebody. If somebody accidentally goes, yo, Andrew Schultz, are you attention seeking? You usually send Carlos to buy your stuff.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Carlos has to go be the gopher and go get.

[Andrew Schultz]

Can you do an American accent?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he's doing it right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't feel like he even tries. Like, can you. Can you speak like us? Can you.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't try.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just give it a go.

[Andrew Santino]

Say, hey, it's great to meet you, Andrew Schultz.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, it's great to meet you, Andrew.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's a. He's a robot. Yeah. He's a serious.

[Bobby Lee]

And, Andrew, I want to say one last thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And this is a truism.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. It's. I have Ozempic burps. I just took a shot.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you doing the Ozempic?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I did it, like, an hour ago.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, is that the weight loss?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll govi.

[Bobby Lee]

We go via. I mean.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh.

[Bobby Lee]

So check this out. Okay. Many years ago.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is he really on?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

What's the. How does that. What is that.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm nauseous all the time. Like, I'm on chemo. Let's move on.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you're just getting ready for a couple years down the road.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Prepping. Stop.

[Bobby Lee]

If I do get cancer, dude, you're gonna feel bad about it.

[Andrew Santino]

We're all gonna get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We're all gonna get it.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So I was doing a radio show. Yeah. With Protruse O'Neill in New York. And I was complaining about how Dr. Ken is getting everything at that time. Right. And he pulled me outside when we were done he got yo, son. That's what he said. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Ken Jong said that.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, he wasn't there. And Preachers goes, you know, you and I are similar. Right. I go, in what way? He goes, we don't know how to do that. Social. You know what I mean? We don't know how to bend or bridge the gap. Right. We're so insecure and so we're comics, you know? I mean.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That we can't go to a party and fake it and have this, you know, this mask that some people wear.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, that's about the only thing you and produce O'Neill have in common. That's it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Go sit in your chair.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nice. I can't believe he's saying you're faking it. No, I don't think you fake it.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you actually love those environments. I think it's a fun thing for you. I think if it was work, you wouldn't do it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I enjoy. I enjoy talking to people. Who I talk to. I don't. There's some people I don't care to see ever again.

[Bobby Lee]

But I want to talk about you for a second, too.

[Andrew Santino]

What I do.

[Andrew Schultz]

What I do.

[Bobby Lee]

So the first time I met you was where?

[Andrew Schultz]

Montreal.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We had a lovely, lovely meal that you paid for. You're a gentleman.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. And at that moment, I go, this kid is going to go places.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Because of the. Just the. What. Your vision of what Hollywood's going to be like was spot on. Right. And that what we're doing online is the future and all that stuff. And that. You said that many, many years ago, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And you were very kind that. That that weekend. I will say that you were the next.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Because I'm a kind person.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you are. I do think you are.

[Bobby Lee]

Admit that I'm a kind person.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't make you feel insecure at all.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Schultz]

You were, like, the most confident, like, somehow some people. Why do you think Andrew makes you feel insecure? Why does he make you feel insecure?

[Bobby Lee]

Let me tell you another example, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm taking it all day today.

[Andrew Schultz]

I'm trying to compliment you. I'm trying to say how amazing.

[Andrew Santino]

He'll spin it, dude. He's an evil.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not an evil person.

[Andrew Santino]

A little Korean spider.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Spin this into whatever narrative he wants.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a web. And he'll just spin it.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly. You don't have web spider monkeys anyway. Yeah, they're just. They have longer.

[Andrew Schultz]

I put monkey on it.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's just how I feel.

[Bobby Lee]

So what I want to say to you is this. Okay. Is. I don't know what I was gonna say. Oh, yeah. So this. I forgot.

[Andrew Schultz]

Montreal. We met.

[Bobby Lee]

We met at Montreal. Right, Right. We connected. And then I thought I had good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ideas about how the business would go.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And you were right on. But you had a confidence about you. Right. That was very. Just confident, you know? I mean. And you fulfilled all those things.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You know, I mean, all your dreams.

[Bobby Lee]

Came, so I kind of put you in his category in many ways.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, I think.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think he's better socially.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I know what I was gonna say. That's the only one I was gonna say.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. I'm a social butterfly. I'm a. I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me finish.

[Andrew Santino]

My only. I'm an only child who loves to run into people.

[Andrew Schultz]

I had. No, if you. I. I would never guess. You're an only child.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I had a sister, but our gap was almost 10 years, so it's like, we didn't grow up together.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

My. My half sister. We were.

[Bobby Lee]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

We're friends as adults.

[Andrew Schultz]

Were you, like, a cul de sac, kid? Where, like, they're the neighborhood. You're talking to people on the block. Like, you were allowed to go outside your house.

[Andrew Santino]

Sports. All sports.

[Bobby Lee]

He lived, like, the movie the Wire.

[Andrew Santino]

The Wire?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Urban Baltimore. I was in three gangs when I was a kid. I got beat. I got jumped.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you're being jumped out of it. But didn't you. Did you live in, like, when I was a kid.

[Andrew Santino]

Kid? And then when I was. When I was a teenage. When I was in high school, we were in the suburbs.

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But I. Dude, I was. I wanted to be social all the time. I could. I'm like my mom. I hate being home. I want to be out as much as possible. I want to go see people. I want to go do shit. Homebody. I'm the antithesis of homebody. Really hate being at home.

[Andrew Schultz]

You got a beautiful home.

[Andrew Santino]

Home is a place to sleep at night. That's it for me, really. I don't need to be. I don't even. Dude, I don't give a. I've never in my heart have ever had the, like, need for, like, a. Like to. To make a house a home. Don't care. House is just a place to keep my shit.

[Bobby Lee]

That's nice. Anyway, I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. I'm Saying you're leaving. Get him a water.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, there's one right by you. Right by your foot.

[Bobby Lee]

Right by your foot. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I'm trying. I'm trying to say the truth is I don't. I don't. Home is a place to sleep. I don't care about it.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, great job.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I mean, I'm just telling him something.

[Bobby Lee]

God, you're. There's rage in your eyes.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I'm just. You're stepping on me. I'm telling.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry, but no, I go, dude, come do some of your. Tell me about how you're like Patrice O'Neill, the greatest. One of the greatest comics of all time. Tell me how similar you are to that guy. Go ahead, tell me that. Tell me that bomb story that you told over there. Oh, you're keeping bomb story. What do you mean? Getting personal. You're shooting at me.

[Andrew Schultz]

Bring.

[Andrew Santino]

Put your gun up there.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have a gun, dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, then I have a flower.

[Bobby Lee]

Then get off putting the flower in your gun.

[Andrew Santino]

Get off the range.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Like the sixt. Right, right.

[Andrew Santino]

You do. He steps in front of a tank and. And. And surprised that we want to run him over.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it's for peace and love.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, don't get in the way of a tank.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's not even funny, dude. You know. You know what? I'm not even going to say what I want to say.

[Andrew Santino]

You started this.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not even say what I'm going to say because it's gonna. Oh, I'm gonna say my point. It's not funny. It's an observation.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

So Wham.

[Andrew Santino]

The band.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What it says we're the band. Wham.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, so the Wham broke up.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was the first album.

[Bobby Lee]

Why did. Why did the Wham break up. Up.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Egos.

[Andrew Santino]

Ego.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, that all.

[Bobby Lee]

Every band happens. Ego. I understand this philosophy, but you guys.

[Andrew Schultz]

You guys never have that issue.

[Bobby Lee]

We never have a. Do you know why?

[Andrew Schultz]

Why is that?

[Bobby Lee]

I give him majority of the power. Okay. Yes, I do.

[Andrew Santino]

I give him 60% of power. You know that we were trying to say responsibility. Work. Responsibility. Yeah. Jobs. Yeah, Yeah. I give him all of the work and I just mosey on in so.

[Bobby Lee]

That I don't break up the pan. It's out of love for you.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't even bring the instruments. We had to bring them for you.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, because it's a cyber agent.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy shows up to practice. Like, did anybody tune my.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we have a garage band now. What do we need instruments for? But anyway, no, I'll tell you why.

[Andrew Santino]

This band is so good.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell me. Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

For real.

[Bobby Lee]

Be honest. Because I thought what I was said was kind of honest, but.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Why do you guys think you've had so much success for so long?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I think because our. Our Joe. Our love is. I say it. I said it before. No matter what we say to each other, it. There's love beneath all of it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Anyway, it's like, you could say the craziest.

[Andrew Santino]

I love them so much. It doesn't matter. I don't care.

[Bobby Lee]

The truth be this. Okay, if I may. Yeah. Okay. And I'm not attacking you. I'm not attacking you. I love you so much. Right.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. So.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. There's a flower in that.

[Andrew Santino]

Go.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So you do.

[Andrew Schultz]

Have fun.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. When. I know. Like, there was one time. Yeah. And he knows with me, too. Yeah. There's one time where I told the crew. I don't think today is a good day to, like, let Andrew be. He's going through something because I know he goes through depression.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes through really deep depressions.

[Andrew Schultz]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. It's really bad. Like, it's like clinical almost. I feel.

[Andrew Santino]

No, not almost. It literally.

[Bobby Lee]

It is literally clinical.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

He literally shuts down and he doesn't say anything all day long.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And sometimes he needs to drift away.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you isolate big time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

If I'm in a bad mood, I don't. I just.

[Bobby Lee]

So if. What would. If I went, what the fuck's your problem? That would cause a riff.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So I let him be him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then when I'm going through my stuff, he lets me be me.

[Andrew Santino]

I lift him up.

[Bobby Lee]

I have.

[Andrew Schultz]

I have a story about him doing that with you.

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Andrew Schultz]

I remember you were going.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you were going through a really hard time. And I remember I was like. I was just talking to you and I was checking in with you about something and then you were. Yeah, you were just saying that you were. I don't know if you had relapsed or something like that. I forget exactly what it was. But, like, you were just saying that he was going through a really hard time and that you guys needed to be. I was really sweet. You're like, you have to let him go through these things. You got to be for there for him. And ultimately he's gonna pull himself through it. We just gotta love him through it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing. Thank you. So much.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I know that you're being sarcastic right now, but that is a beautiful thing from a friend.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't. Don't. Our guy.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you. And I was being sincere. Thank you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

It's hard for him to be.

[Andrew Schultz]

It is. It is a little hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me do it again then.

[Andrew Schultz]

All right, do it again.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me try it.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

Sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why are you thanking me?

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much. Yeah, I forgot what the part was. You know what I mean? Thank you. What about. Do you have conflicts with India? See, do you have conflicts with India?

[Andrew Schultz]

He really doesn't care. Ask me a question you really care about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Do you have conflicts with India?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes, with India.

[Bobby Lee]

The.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, the country I have.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, no.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, all the time for sure. But that's my homie. That's my day one.

[Bobby Lee]

So you get through it, Akash? Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Actually very rarely though.

[Bobby Lee]

He stopped texting me for a while.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, because it never.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't respond to him?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Dude, were you going through something?

[Andrew Santino]

No, he ghosted him on some shit. Was upset about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, what is it? Was it reasonable? He was upset?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, he ghosted him him. He just never responded.

[Bobby Lee]

But that's not because a personal thing. If he doesn't understand that, that's his problem.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Have you ever texted you back? Yeah, every time.

[Andrew Santino]

Every time?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a big star.

[Andrew Santino]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

You're number one on the call sheet.

[Andrew Schultz]

Does Bobby treat more famous people differently?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh my God. Really, brother?

[Bobby Lee]

Here we go, brother.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know who doesn't do that?

[Bobby Lee]

Who? Who?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's Santino.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right, baby. Dude, he sucks. That's who doesn't do this guy. When we see somebody, when we're. When we're with somebody who's famous, what does he do? Dude dynamically changes. He puts. What. Eventually he puts on a show and then he disappears because he doesn't want them to over analyze.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, so it's like kill and then get out of there.

[Andrew Santino]

100. Kill him.

[Bobby Lee]

So the one example and he gets.

[Andrew Santino]

The out of there.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're like, I'm gonna this up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like so Michael Bay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The director.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell the story.

[Bobby Lee]

No, let me tell it my story.

[Andrew Santino]

Go. God.

[Andrew Schultz]

Let him open it up. Let him open it up.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll let him tell the story first.

[Andrew Santino]

Michael Bay, Michael Bay's wife is a huge Bobby Lee fan. Is like in love with Bobby Lee.

[Andrew Schultz]

Right.

[Andrew Santino]

And. And so she convinced Michael A, to listen to the show and then B, to start coming to see us live. Right, right. So Michael and his wife have come to the Comedy Store a few times.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, that's a big deal.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. And they come because Bobby Lee is. They cannot get enough.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So the last time Michael Bay came, the last. Thank you, Carlos, for a little spit cup.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Guy who goes to W.H. smith at the airport. The last time Michael Bay came to the Comedy Store, me and him are back to back tag teaming and it's a great hot night and he's in the green room. I get off stage, he's with Michael Bay and his wife, who I do not know, I'm not familiar with them. I've barely. I've said hello and I get off stage and what do you do? Go ahead, take it away, kid.

[Bobby Lee]

Can. May I take over the story?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I just fucking gave it to you.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay. Thank you, God. I don't like your energy right now. Tone it down now.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So he comes, right? And it's always. So we're in the green room at the. In the main room, in the. In the bathroom part.

[Andrew Santino]

In the private. In like the private.

[Bobby Lee]

In the private part. Right. He sits down and it's always like World War II. Right. They're attacking. You're, you know me a convenience store owner.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're still a merchant guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But it's, it's a ruled, you know, I mean.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Explain me the history of.

[Andrew Santino]

He's pitching him a role.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, right, right. And I get so disombobulated.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's the right word.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Discombobulated.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I go, I, I need to do pass. And I pass Michael Bay to him.

[Andrew Santino]

He literally grabs me and goes, dude, come in here, come in here.

[Bobby Lee]

And then what I do?

[Andrew Santino]

Walk into the room and he disappears.

[Bobby Lee]

To get the other guy.

[Andrew Santino]

So then I'm in there with Michael Bay and they get Bill.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm getting Bill Burr ready to be the tag.

[Andrew Santino]

I will give credit. Let me give credit where credit is due. As soon as Bill walked in, I was like, yeah, I can get out of here.

[Bobby Lee]

I did that for you.

[Andrew Santino]

Because Michael and his wife, I don't know them well. And I was also like, this is. They're wanting to talk to him.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm.

[Andrew Santino]

This in interim thing.

[Andrew Schultz]

So now they're pitching.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, they're not pitching me?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Now it's more like, so how is comedy? I'm like, it was so.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

And just because they want to talk to him. But he's so uncomfortable. He throws on me. When I saw Bill walking, he's like, like, what's up, dude? I was like. I was.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm the one that sent the bill.

[Andrew Santino]

So that was very nice.

[Bobby Lee]

I said Michael Bay really wants. It was a lie.

[Andrew Santino]

But he gets nerv.

[Bobby Lee]

He gets uncomfortable.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, he lied.

[Bobby Lee]

And then Michael Bay was like, what are you doing?

[Andrew Schultz]

So you alley ooped.

[Andrew Santino]

I aluped to Bill bur. But Bill can't touch the net.

[Andrew Schultz]

But Michael B. Doesn't want it.

[Andrew Santino]

He doesn't want it.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. But they start hitting it off and I just. I went into the Hollywood and guess.

[Andrew Santino]

Who got the convenience store role in World War II. Bill Burr.

[Andrew Schultz]

Ken John.

[Andrew Santino]

He lost.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does Ken John get it? So what I do. And this is the difference between him and I, right? Whereas I'm not. Not comfortable. Like he's invited me. Like hey Lee. I go, Michael. He goes, come over for Thanksgiving. There's no way I'm gonna go over there for Thanksgiving.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, it's.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't show up.

[Andrew Santino]

They love him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

His wife and Michael are like in love.

[Bobby Lee]

Invited me to Super Bowl. I go, I'm going to Miami. Which I was.

[Andrew Schultz]

Are you familiar with his work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I love it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, he's a prolific.

[Bobby Lee]

I love his movie. They're like just action packed fun.

[Andrew Santino]

He couldn't go to Michael Bay's thing for the super bowl because he had to go with Jake Paul. Paul.

[Andrew Schultz]

You had to go Jake Paul to.

[Andrew Santino]

Do to his super bowl party in Miami. He flew to Miami for that. He's trying to dumb that one down.

[Andrew Schultz]

So you were so busy.

[Andrew Santino]

We couldn't shoot that week, by the way. We couldn't shoot the show because I'm sick. Oh, you're sick. What'd you. The next morning went to Miami with Jake Paul.

[Bobby Lee]

Why didn't I.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why didn't you get him tickets to the Super Bowl?

[Bobby Lee]

I was at a Super bowl party.

[Andrew Santino]

I worked like a shill at his house. I did a job. What were you doing in Vegas? I did a job. I took acting. I took a check. No, I was doing like. I was doing a thing with Brian Erlacher to like there were. It was like. Yeah, yeah. Ex NFL player.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

What the does that even mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

You mean big time?

[Bobby Lee]

Big time.

[Andrew Schultz]

He's big time.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he's on. On The Celtic Court. Front seat.

[Andrew Schultz]

I saw.

[Bobby Lee]

Who gets that? Jack Nicholson and this guy. Celtic. I wouldn't be looking. I wouldn't say that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because of the Departed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Nicholson's really white.

[Bobby Lee]

He pulled you. Yeah. And Matt Damon, right?

[Andrew Schultz]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Leo. Right. They go to the Celtic. They only go Boston, right? Yeah. I couldn't get in the building.

[Andrew Schultz]

I don't.

[Bobby Lee]

And if I do, I'm the top row with a hand with the thin finger. I always believe, you know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you so much.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, it's be true. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'd have to buy a ticket. There's no connections I have. That's. That's the truth.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you think that they feel a little bit like. What's that term? Like, neged or whatever? Like they're trying so hard to, you know, have you be part of their friend group and you're rejecting it so much.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I know. That's insane. That's. That's crazy talk.

[Andrew Santino]

Validate that.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that kind of what happens?

[Bobby Lee]

Be real. Be real. Car, or I'll get mad.

[Andrew Santino]

No, don't look at.

[Bobby Lee]

He's here in headlights.

[Andrew Santino]

No, because you're gaslighting him right now. Let him answer his own question. Does he try. Does what Schultz just said, does he try when people are like. Does he try to push away from that? Yeah, because the more famous you are.

[Bobby Lee]

On the show, the faster he'll come back here and hang something. He never does. Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But you push away.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't push away.

[Andrew Santino]

You push away.

[Bobby Lee]

I escape.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Two different things.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, dude, you get it.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? Let me ask you something. If you're an Auschwitz, would you be digging holes? Oh, my.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wait, what?

[Bobby Lee]

I think that's a wrong. I think that's a wrong term. If you're in a Japanese internment camp.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. If you're on a Japanese internment cab, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be the Japanese going, do you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Know how they made sure they were just Japanese in there?

[Bobby Lee]

They looked at the penises.

[Andrew Schultz]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's what I did.

[Andrew Schultz]

But I was asking a friend of mine whose, like, parents were. No. Grandparents were in the camp. George Takei, who is a Japanese dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

And. And I was just like, how did they like. Because I feel. Back in the day, it was a little more loose, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. They kind of round them up in there. You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you think there's a guy there going, I Chinese.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, wouldn't you.

[Andrew Santino]

What Are you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Is that not the first thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Right? Maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, that's a great movie. An escape story of a guy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chinese. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's just a Korean guy being super racist to other Asians.

[Bobby Lee]

So he's an American. He's an American born. He doesn't even have an accent.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

But he survives. You mean by the Pearl Harbor? I Chinese. Yeah, yeah. And then when he's older, maybe the LA riots. He's an old man.

[Andrew Santino]

I Chinese gets out of all.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a whole. It's an epic.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell us what your guy said.

[Andrew Schultz]

So I asked him, I was like, how did they figure it out? They must have just lumped them all in there and like whatever.

[Bobby Lee]

Probably the last names and Andrew. No.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, how would that matter?

[Andrew Santino]

And they would. Yeah. What are you talking about? They also probably wouldn't ask their name.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, they're just looking at you and you look Japanese and they throw you in.

[Bobby Lee]

What's your name? I'm Frank Wong.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds good. Get in there, get in there. That's what.

[Bobby Lee]

I wouldn't do that.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm Border. I'm the.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, what's your name, pal?

[Bobby Lee]

Excuse me, can I ask quick question?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, right, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What the I do here?

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, oh, oh, you're with the other Japanese guys. Go get in line.

[Bobby Lee]

But listen to with your ear. Right?

[Andrew Santino]

I Chinese. Prove it.

[Bobby Lee]

Zip.

[Andrew Santino]

This guy's Chinese.

[Bobby Lee]

That's how it go. I would show my dad.

[Andrew Schultz]

So he goes, oh yeah. They just spoke to him in other Asian languages and if they couldn't speak back, they knew that they were Japanese.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh wow.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I'm like, whoa, that is way easier.

[Andrew Santino]

That's way.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's like the easiest thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Because the Japanese knew English.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, they would speak to the Japanese guy in Korean and if he couldn't speak back they'd be like, oh, that's a. Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good clever way of doing it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it isn't it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We were just rounding you up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. But what if it's like a Japanese.

[Andrew Schultz]

Or list are given the job to round up all the Japanese. Like this is going to be easy.

[Bobby Lee]

But my argument against that is there was something. Because Japanese have been part of America for so long, a lot of them.

[Andrew Schultz]

Didn'T even speak Japanese.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's all.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, some of them were second generation Asians, dude.

[Andrew Schultz]

My friend's parents didn't speak Japanese and then only English. It stopped. Like they stopped entirely.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Because that's how you end up in the camp.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's what happened to George. The conversation. Yeah. George Sakai as a kid.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. He was Japanese, though, but he was.

[Andrew Santino]

In a camp as a kid.

[Bobby Lee]

They got it right.

[Andrew Schultz]

They got it, right.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. They nailed it.

[Bobby Lee]

He got Star Trek.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Then he got Star Trek. I think it's either.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we gave him Star Trek to make up for reparation.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's your 48.

[Bobby Lee]

TV star. That's good.

[Andrew Santino]

40 episodes. That's. He got 40 episodes.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me ask you about the baby.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Andrew Schultz]

Talk to me.

[Bobby Lee]

How many do we have now? Yeah, I got one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

I was talking to Kila earlier.

[Andrew Schultz]

Never enough.

[Bobby Lee]

And I asked.

[Andrew Santino]

Endless bucket.

[Andrew Schultz]

Congrats. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Call him when you get to.

[Bobby Lee]

Congratulations.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, thank you. Oh, thank you. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I think we're past that. Yeah. Yeah. You know how I feel about it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. How do you feel?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like it. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

He is a bully.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm not a bully.

[Andrew Schultz]

And it's darts.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not. It's insane.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're dangerous.

[Bobby Lee]

You.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's insane because you're so fun and silly. And then it's just a sniper shot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Even this right here. Whatever that move was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it was.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't do this. Carlo is trying to troll you right now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that feels.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. You do. You're fired on, bro. Yeah. I don't. Never stick a penis in my butthole.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not. What is it anyway? Let's just move off.

[Andrew Schultz]

When they put.

[Bobby Lee]

When a girl puts on a dildo and they. You from behind. What's that called?

[Andrew Schultz]

Fun. No, it's called fun.

[Bobby Lee]

It's called fun. It's a fun time.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's fun time.

[Bobby Lee]

Get the word. Is your baby the love of your life?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

It's undoubtedly.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's every cliche you could ever imagine it. Almost like I understand, like, why comics do the joke about, like, how annoying their kids are.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And it's because it's the only take that is counter what we all feel.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, you know how you could take the other angle? Like, we all do this comedically.

[Bobby Lee]

Right.

[Andrew Schultz]

How I take the angle that's not there and then find a way to justify it. You're. You. The feelings you have for your kid are so unbelievably hacky.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That you feel unoriginal. Like it's every possible cliche. Our whole life, we're trying to have a unique take about things. And then you look at the kid and you're like. Like, oh, My kid is the best laugh ever.

[Andrew Santino]

Right. And it is, of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, right.

[Andrew Schultz]

And I wonder if it's just for me.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have a son or daughter?

[Andrew Schultz]

I have a daughter.

[Andrew Santino]

It's made up in you. It's made up of your DNA. So it does something. There must biologically, chemicals do something for you.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's unbelievable.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, because it's like when you meet. When you meet someone who has an ugly baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. They don't know that.

[Andrew Santino]

They have no idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's so glad.

[Andrew Santino]

That's chemical. They really don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm so glad because I've seen some ug.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We have a friend. We have a friend that has an ugly baby and, you know, tight on.

[Andrew Schultz]

The way out, though. They say that.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What's tight on the way? The.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, because. Yeah, because. And the baby's head kind of gets smushed. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a compliment to the wife to have an ugly baby.

[Andrew Schultz]

My wife had a C section, so it was, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

Why can't they just go feet first? What?

[Andrew Schultz]

Like a slide. Bro.

[Andrew Santino]

Bro.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The funniest thing about anatomy. Why can't they just go feet first?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, can you come out first? Babies are upside down. You know that. I know, but you're gonna flip them in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Hear my thinking?

[Andrew Santino]

Get a. Get tongs in there like you're barbecuing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I'll walk. I'll do the whole thing. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Walk that baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Fried noodle it. But what I would do is. Because when the feet comes out in the body, it stretches the vagina.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, the head does, and then the.

[Bobby Lee]

Shoulders do that, but wanted to loosen it up. If you put head first. Yeah. It's tighter. Yeah. If you put feet out first, it'll loosen it up.

[Andrew Schultz]

I get your point.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, man. They should. I can't believe you're not a doctor.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Like, what were they thinking, not hiring you?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. The. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm saying. You're saying, like, that's the answer. You think, like, all these years.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, fine. God.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you.

[Andrew Schultz]

Do you want kids?

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby, the biggest insult to an Asian guy is to say he's not doctoral. You just don't have it in you, man.

[Bobby Lee]

I do want him.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

One.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And I will have one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, he will.

[Bobby Lee]

I got to find the person, though.

[Andrew Santino]

You'll be a great papa, too.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's. It's difficult. It's been difficult.

[Andrew Schultz]

Andrew, what's your thing? You get behind it.

[Bobby Lee]

I get behind the condom. I mean, I don't do it reverse.

[Andrew Santino]

You saying hit it from behind?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah. Like, are you.

[Andrew Santino]

I feel like you think I stick.

[Bobby Lee]

The condom in my butthole and do it from behind. What you talking about?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you stick in your butthole and then you hold your nose closed and then you sneeze and blow it up. Bobby has a tail. Look at Bobby's tail.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay, I'll try that next time. But. But I did. And, you know. But a lot of times, you know, women are like, I know you enough.

[Andrew Schultz]

What position? What position? I think you get behind it.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. My knees burn.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Got bad knees.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's really rude.

[Andrew Schultz]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I have short legs.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And the women that I date are much taller than me. Four or five.

[Andrew Santino]

Their pussies are at eye height.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So then they have to do a squatty thing, too. And we're all burning thighs. You know what I mean? And it's like. I do. I'll do, like, 10, and then I'll go, hey, you want to switch back to missionary? That's the one I'm good at.

[Andrew Santino]

The problem is he counts. He'll go, 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

You're going out, like, doing wraps. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I got two more sets in me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What's your position?

[Andrew Schultz]

I think. I think on my back. I think I like laying down the cowgirl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Lovely.

[Bobby Lee]

That's fun.

[Andrew Schultz]

Laying down.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

We've been doing the work for so long. Let them do something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also, they have to finish.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And that's the position. I can control the best. Best.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's the thing that they do. I don't understand it. This.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The Hulu hoop strategy.

[Andrew Schultz]

Tell me about that.

[Bobby Lee]

They get on it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Instead of going up and down, they go. They think they're in a luau.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I tell you why they think.

[Bobby Lee]

They'Re in a luau? And it's twisting your thing, you know? I mean, I think. Joy sick.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think Andrew's got an interesting opinion as to why they might do that. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no. I. I know what you're implying, and you. No, no, I know. I don't have the language. Length.

[Andrew Schultz]

I didn't say that at all.

[Bobby Lee]

When it does. Up and down.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

What is it?

[Andrew Santino]

What is it they want you to be? They want to hit the sides. They want you to feel the sides.

[Bobby Lee]

And you're skinny.

[Andrew Santino]

You're skinny. You do have a skinny Penis.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You do have a skinny penis. It's not small, but it is skinny.

[Andrew Schultz]

So it's just. It's just kind of, like, bouncing.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like an Udo noodle.

[Andrew Santino]

It's one of those cars.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And they need to shake it around to hit the sign.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. You know how, like, grass. Breathe the breeze.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. You frolic through grass.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's kind of like that. My penis. Really? Yeah. Just frolics, just with the wind. You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Tell them what the last girl said. She said you had. What?

[Bobby Lee]

Boyfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

Boyfriend penis. Which is. They say, that's really good. She said, explain boyfriend P. She goes, not the smallest. It's not small, but it's not like the. This big. Unmanageable. It's like a boyfriend. It's a dick that I could have sex with forever in perpetuity.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, that's a huge compliment.

[Andrew Schultz]

That is a great compliment.

[Andrew Santino]

Boyfriend penis is great.

[Bobby Lee]

Right?

[Andrew Schultz]

And who is this girl?

[Andrew Santino]

She's gone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Kind of her first girl that loves.

[Andrew Schultz]

Your, like, delete, delete, delete. She said I was worthy.

[Andrew Santino]

Just pull the cord.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Andrew. Okay. Yeah. Many women have said it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

That have.

[Andrew Schultz]

Maybe you. Maybe you have a great dick, and you've been catfishing us or. No. Gaslighting us.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I'm being real for a second. Ian fan saw it.

[Andrew Schultz]

You showed it to me, and I was. I. I was. What is it called? It, like, I was impressed because of how low expectation you made me have.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what you got to do.

[Andrew Santino]

You put down the bar real low.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

On 80 every day. I was like, I'm wrong with that. You know? I mean, you're not you. And then when they see it, they go, oh, it's boyfriend.

[Andrew Santino]

It's smart. It's a smart place. That's a move.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He tells every girl like, you're not gonna like me. I smell dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And then they get in there like, what? This is great.

[Andrew Schultz]

Santino looks like he's got a thing on.

[Bobby Lee]

He does now.

[Andrew Santino]

It's.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, you do look like you talk to celebs, because you're looking at them like they got little.

[Bobby Lee]

You have a. You have a big one. You have a big one. No. What stars have your body?

[Andrew Schultz]

I got boyfriend dick, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you do.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got husband dick, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Ian.

[Andrew Schultz]

I got girlfriend dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Ian Finance saw mine in spa.

[Andrew Schultz]

And he can judge.

[Bobby Lee]

He also has bad vision. Ah. Blur.

[Andrew Schultz]

They widen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. And he even said, it's so cute.

[Andrew Santino]

That's mean.

[Andrew Schultz]

Why?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's a compliment.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's a. I think it's sitcom.

[Bobby Lee]

Penis.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Like a test.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I'm here.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I mean, like if it was in a sitcom, they'd be like. People like.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, they like him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. It's Pixar, whatever, you know, I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nemo.

[Bobby Lee]

Not Nemo. Not Nemo.

[Andrew Santino]

Dory.

[Bobby Lee]

Not Dory. No, no, no.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't really know.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that big white blob of a. You know, I mean the robot. Inflatable. White.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that one.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Big Hero 6.

[Bobby Lee]

It could be Big Hero 6.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

The presence. The presence that, that carries. You carry.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You carry love, warmth, happiness.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we talk about this for a second, though? Yeah, I think I've thought about. Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

How long has marriage been a thing in. In human race?

[Andrew Santino]

Since the beginning.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No. 5,000 years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

4,300 years for it, so.

[Bobby Lee]

4,300 years. Yeah. Were human beings around before that?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

For how years?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this long?

[Bobby Lee]

Probably thousands of years.

[Andrew Santino]

Thousands more?

[Bobby Lee]

More, Maybe. It could be a million, maybe millions. Right. We don't know what the. Did they do that in the million years?

[Andrew Schultz]

They got married.

[Andrew Santino]

They just.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they didn't.

[Andrew Schultz]

You don't think.

[Bobby Lee]

No, they were nomads.

[Andrew Schultz]

Well, you still got married.

[Andrew Santino]

You just.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no. You would go. Go to a village or a dwelling.

[Andrew Santino]

Polygamy was common throughout history. Cousin marriages remain common throughout the world, particularly in the Middle East.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Still to this day. You can marry a cousin out there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Look at Akash. I love him. He's so talented. I'm so, so. I'm so sorry.

[Andrew Schultz]

So our goal is to make Akash his wife the biggest TikTok.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so hot.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

And she's beautiful. She's great. She's up to. But my goal is to remove all the leverage he has in his relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

That's so.

[Andrew Schultz]

So if she's making way more money.

[Andrew Santino]

Is she in the business or.

[Andrew Schultz]

No, no, she's just on TikTok. But we're trying to make her a TikTok superstar.

[Andrew Santino]

What's her.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just lean with it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What's her.

[Bobby Lee]

That's promoter.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just lean with it. She's on TikTok.

[Andrew Santino]

Just lean with it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Just lean with it.

[Andrew Santino]

TikTok. Let's see what the TikTok.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's it.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is. Just lean with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there we go. And how many subscribers does she have?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, it would make me feel really good for her to Surpass Akash and fame.

[Bobby Lee]

But why? Ask yourself. Ask yourself the question. Why?

[Andrew Santino]

Because it's funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

We like to see our friends suffer.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What the.

[Andrew Schultz]

This is the point.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you think this whole show is?

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All right. There we go. There. There she is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there she is. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

How are you guys doing? I'm here on Valentine's Day.

[Bobby Lee]

Dead on.

[Andrew Schultz]

The second I said it, I was like, this is a horrible idea. Kathleen, I'm trying to build you up.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay?

[Andrew Santino]

We're trying to build you up.

[Andrew Schultz]

All the bad friends following Jlene on Tik Tok.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Watch me get ready for my first Rolex. Have you guys ever had Lucky Charms in the morning? Man, I'm getting a charm on my wrist. A Rolex, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Talk about Akash.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's the same accent.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, all right.

[Andrew Santino]

So she, she is beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Follow her, everybody.

[Andrew Santino]

And Akash, we love you. Mike.

[Bobby Lee]

We love you, my. Love you, Akash, my dog.

[Andrew Santino]

No, we love you so much.

[Bobby Lee]

What I'm saying is that is, is it human nature to be with one person for the rest of your life?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's. Well, marriage for sure. Being with.

[Bobby Lee]

Having a partner for the rest. I don't know if it's genetically.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think that, I think that we assume that it's supposed to be perfect for your whole life.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not a natural state.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

But it's a, it's a social construct that I think has cling to many people.

[Bobby Lee]

I can do.

[Andrew Schultz]

It benefited us. Like. Yeah. It wouldn't still be here if it didn't help us, us as a society.

[Andrew Santino]

Or help some people. Right. Like this. In the same way that like.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why it happened. Yeah, well, I know, I know.

[Andrew Santino]

And we don't have kids.

[Bobby Lee]

I know a little about history in.

[Andrew Santino]

The same way that like, I think it would make me very happy to have kids if we don't have them, it's okay. So to me it's kind of like that same thing. If some people don't get married. I know that they're like, I'm okay with it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it just services people who services.

[Andrew Schultz]

But you're glad that you have a partner.

[Bobby Lee]

Partner.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad I have somebody that like is along for the ride up and down because it's all the above. I think the people that. The mistake that was given to people socially is like marriage is this perfect.

[Andrew Schultz]

Wonderful thing you're gonna be happy every single day.

[Andrew Santino]

You're like, joke.

[Andrew Schultz]

That is work, bro.

[Andrew Santino]

You're gonna have crazy downs. You have crazy ups. You have.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you always attracted to them, though?

[Andrew Santino]

I find her attractive, yes. But you're not always, like, in a. It's not like a.

[Andrew Schultz]

It's not a state of horniness you're in every second, but you find them beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. That's.

[Andrew Schultz]

You're in love with this person.

[Bobby Lee]

I watched a documentary called Civilization.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So we're nomads for many, many years.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. As soon as we had grow crops.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes. Wheat.

[Bobby Lee]

Wheat, yes. And it's. We made settlements.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's when the marriage thing came.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. Right when we could afford them.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

As soon as we built up enough equity, then we were like, okay, I have stuff if you need it.

[Bobby Lee]

But I think it was harder to do as a nomad to keep a relationship.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, yeah. You. I mean.

[Bobby Lee]

Whenever.

[Andrew Schultz]

But we still need to make the kids, and we still need to protect them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Gotta protect them.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, that's probably why it was built.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. For community and protection and. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also to pass down, like, assets. And that's what all the marriage was, I think, in, like, the Royal family.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

100.

[Andrew Schultz]

Like, how do we keep all this land within.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know this.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe it. I believe it's supposed to be true, then. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

You believe in it?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Yeah. I. Sometimes I think about maybe is. Maybe it isn't.

[Andrew Santino]

If you never meet someone and never have a family, who. Who would you bequeath all of your assets to? Like, any money you've earned or a house that you.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, if I had no woman.

[Andrew Santino]

If you had no one and you were on your way.

[Bobby Lee]

If my mom's still alive or she dead.

[Andrew Schultz]

Everybody's dead.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone's dead.

[Bobby Lee]

My brother not dead. Steve's younger.

[Andrew Santino]

He's dead now. I just couldn't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No. What.

[Bobby Lee]

What if Steve's still alive? Probably most to him, and then the rest, too. If you're still alive, I give you some.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. That's nice.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Schultzie.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

With you, man, it's always fun with you.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love hanging with you.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so fun with. With you. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

You guys are great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Schultze has a special.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a Netflix special.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It is called Life.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It is his life. I saw him run it. Well, run pieces of it, I guess, in Phoenix, when we were in Phoenix. Together. I saw.

[Andrew Schultz]

That was my first weekend.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. I saw that. Yeah. It's kind of cool watching you peel it. And now I know it's dramatically different than what I first saw.

[Andrew Schultz]

Sure, sure.

[Andrew Santino]

But incredible as usual.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask you some questions? Because I'm doing one now.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, please. Where are you doing it? This is like a big, big Hulu.

[Bobby Lee]

Hulu.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yo, shout out Hulu.

[Andrew Santino]

We both did Hulu.

[Andrew Schultz]

I know you did Hulu.

[Andrew Santino]

We left.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, but like.

[Bobby Lee]

So I've never done one.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a lot of expectations on it.

[Andrew Schultz]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

And. And that's what I'm worried about.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah, of course you've like.

[Bobby Lee]

Because I have never done one.

[Andrew Schultz]

You've built it up.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel like if they want to see the best. Yeah. And I can only just do what I can do.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think you just got to do what you do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think again what he just talked about. You cannot care what they're thinking about.

[Andrew Schultz]

They're going to be people that hate it and they're going to be people that love it.

[Andrew Santino]

I would, I would argue a very, very small percentage of people are not going like it.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A remarkably small.

[Andrew Schultz]

But those people. There will be people that don't even watch it. That hate it. They're going to hate it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wouldn't be able to watch a Bobby Lee special that. Yeah, they're. That.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

That's going to be a natural thing. But like at the same time, just do what you want to do.

[Bobby Lee]

This is what I'm going to do.

[Andrew Schultz]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to do it and I'm going to disappear.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

Oh, that's good too.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to Ari Shafir it.

[Andrew Santino]

I love how we're still going to do the pod.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll. We'll bank it because I want two weeks.

[Andrew Santino]

Where you going to go?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm going to be to go to Costa Rica.

[Andrew Santino]

Don't you think after you shoot a special you should have some time off?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. What do you gota?

[Andrew Schultz]

You got to promote it for a little bit after it comes out.

[Bobby Lee]

Not everybody. Yes. No. Why can't I just do it before?

[Andrew Schultz]

Cuz you know, with streaming, I think it matters after it comes out.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Then I'll do for a coup a month of promoting and then I'll go to cost.

[Andrew Schultz]

Also I think that we all got to root for who?

[Andrew Santino]

Hulu. Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I think we got a roof for Hulu and root for Amazon because like the more places that are doing standup, the better it is for standups.

[Andrew Santino]

Good for all of us.

[Andrew Schultz]

You know what I mean? Like, because now there's competition. If it's just one place, they could just go, here's this amount of money, and you got to take it.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I felt from the other company.

[Andrew Schultz]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Schultz]

I mean, they didn't hit that number that you wanted.

[Bobby Lee]

No. They never offered.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

That is 100% true.

[Andrew Schultz]

I imagine once you got an offer from Hulu, there was interest for.

[Bobby Lee]

There was. I didn't get. I didn't literally hear that, but, you know, I didn't know. No.

[Andrew Schultz]

When are you taping? When are you taping?

[Andrew Santino]

I just did it.

[Bobby Lee]

You just did it? I'm doing it in December.

[Andrew Schultz]

Okay, cool. Where are you doing it?

[Bobby Lee]

San Diego.

[Andrew Schultz]

Where?

[Bobby Lee]

Balboa Theater.

[Andrew Schultz]

I love the Balboa Theater.

[Andrew Santino]

So good. Go watch Life on Netflix.

[Bobby Lee]

Please watch.

[Andrew Santino]

Enjoy our friend much as much as we do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Andrew, look in that camera and say, thanks for being a bad friend.

[Andrew Schultz]

Thank you so much for being a bad friend.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, man.