London Calling

Summary

Podcast Summary: Bad Friends – Episode "London Calling"

Release Date: August 11, 2025
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Production: A 7EQUIS Production

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Introduction

In the "London Calling" episode of Bad Friends, hosts Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino delve into a series of humorous and heartfelt discussions centered around their recent trip to London. From unveiling new merchandise to sharing amusing mishaps and navigating the complexities of tour management, this episode offers listeners a blend of comedy, camaraderie, and candid conversations.

New Merchandise Launch

The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic announcement about the new Bad Friends merchandise. Bobby and Andrew showcase their latest collection, proudly displaying new socks, shirts, and baseball caps.

Andrew Santino [00:06]: "We got new merch, new socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we made merch, but we really love this drop."

They emphasize the quality and design of their products, encouraging fans to check out the collection.

Bobby Lee [00:18]: "We have socks available right [e-mail]."

London Trip Misadventures

Bobby recounts a particularly chaotic dining experience in London that sets the comedic tone for the episode. While sharing a meal with fellow friends, Bobby orders a traditional breakfast. However, Richie, the tour manager, opts for a towering chocolate beverage that inadvertently causes a sticky mess.

Bobby Lee [04:00]: "I spilled all over all my body, the backpack, everything. It's chaos."

The incident leads to a series of antics, including Bobby attempting to mitigate the situation with humor by entering a fitting room in an unconventional manner.

Bobby Lee [07:08]: "I was butt naked and I open the fitting room door and they're there."

Richie steps in to help, bringing a touch of camaraderie and generosity to the mishap.

Andrew Santino [05:54]: "Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, Technically yours. So now I'm drenched in this sticky, thick fluid."

Generosity and "Shadow Money"

The conversation shifts to Richie’s willingness to help, even humorously introducing the concept of "shadow money"—a playful term they coin to describe extra funds used for tipping and unexpected expenses.

Bobby Lee [10:45]: "Shadow money. It’s money that, you know, when my wife is like, why did you buy that? I'm like, baby, it's shadow money."

This segment highlights the hosts' playful banter and their ability to find humor in unexpected situations.

Apologies and Managing Filming Boundaries

A significant portion of the episode addresses an issue with their videographer, McCone, who was overly enthusiastic about filming moments that Bobby wanted to keep private. This led to tension and the establishment of a safe word to respect boundaries during recordings.

Carlos [53:36]: "Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was."

Carlos [54:05]: "I just want to say legitimately, I'm so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want to."

Both Bobby and Andrew express the need for clear communication to maintain their friendship and professional relationship, emphasizing the importance of respecting each other's space and wishes.

Seven Deadly Sins: A Humorous Self-Assessment

In a lighthearted segment, the hosts engage in a playful self-assessment based on the seven deadly sins. They humorously debate their own and each other's flaws, showcasing their self-awareness and comedic chemistry.

Bobby Lee [63:06]: "I have three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that?"

Andrew Santino [64:07]: "Because you have to have problems, you gotta have something."

This discussion not only provides laughs but also offers listeners insight into the hosts' personalities and their ability to reflect on personal shortcomings with humor.

Movie Discussions and Comic Con Insights

Bobby and Andrew delve into their favorite movies, sharing opinions and recommendations. They discuss classics like "Alien," "Goodfellas," and "Mulholland Drive," offering each other critiques and insights.

Bobby Lee [57:00]: "I saw a girl today...That's a move."

Additionally, Bobby shares his experiences from attending Comic Con, where he presented his graphic novel "Dead Weight." The panel discussions and fan interactions are recounted with enthusiasm and a touch of nostalgia.

Bobby Lee [69:03]: "It's called Dead Weight. And the premise was something that I came up with..."

Conclusion

The "London Calling" episode of Bad Friends masterfully blends humor, personal stories, and genuine conversations. Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino provide listeners with an entertaining glimpse into their lives on tour, their friendships, and their shared love for comedy and storytelling. The episode concludes with reflections on their experiences, emphasizing the enduring bond and mutual respect that underpin their dynamic partnership.

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Notable Quotes:

• Andrew Santino [00:06]: "We got new merch, new socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we made merch, but we really love this drop."

• Bobby Lee [07:08]: "I was butt naked and I open the fitting room door and they're there."

• Carlos [54:05]: "I just want to say legitimately, I'm so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want to."

• Bobby Lee [63:06]: "I have three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that?"

• Andrew Santino [64:07]: "Because you have to have problems, you gotta have something."

This episode serves as a testament to the hosts' ability to intertwine humor with heartfelt narratives, making "London Calling" a memorable installment in the Bad Friends series.

Transcript

[Bobby Lee]

Hey. Oh.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh. Look at what goes on my feet.

[Bobby Lee]

Look what goes on my hands and my body.

[Andrew Santino]

And look what goes on our head.

[Bobby Lee]

And my head.

[Andrew Santino]

We got new merch, new socks and shirts. It's been a long time since we made merch, but we really love this drop. That's why we did it. We waited. We think this is.

[Bobby Lee]

We got. We've got.

[Andrew Santino]

So cool.

[Bobby Lee]

Baseball caps, baseball caps, the T shirts. We have the thank you T shirts.

[Andrew Santino]

And socks. And we have socks available right [e-mail].

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Richie. Richie. Let's change it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

So where are we going to eat?

[Andrew Santino]

Where? Do you usually take girls on dates?

[Richie]

Yeah, it totally depends on how pretty they are.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

Or I'm a. I'm a dime. I'm a dime.

[Richie]

You two are bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Who are these two idiots?

[Bobby Lee]

White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting. You two or something. We're bad friends.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey. It's the last chance for merch.

[Bobby Lee]

Last chance. We have these hats. I.

[Andrew Santino]

We all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at how dope these hats are.

[Andrew Santino]

Get it now. Badfriendsmerch.com Damn.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what was better, the zoo or the John Wick Museum.

[Andrew Santino]

Best birthday ever.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, there's more where that came from.

[Andrew Santino]

A word.

[Carlos]

Is that the new Bad Friends merch?

[Bobby Lee]

Happy birthday to me. Do you want to touch it?

[Andrew Santino]

Can I?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Genuine embroidery.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's, like. Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

Fancy's gone. And in his place, of course, lingering in the background is Waldo. Is Waldo. Where is he? We found him. Look at him back there. Look at him right there, biting his nails. Nervous. Hola.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's him. No, that's not Waldo.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at. Look at George in the back, guys. Ladies and gentlemen, George has made his.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Triumphant return.

[Bobby Lee]

Triumphant.

[Andrew Santino]

And of course, we have. Richie is filling in for Fancy for the time being.

[Bobby Lee]

I've never met Richie. Have you ever met Richie?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, we work together.

[Bobby Lee]

We do.

[Andrew Santino]

Richie works with us.

[Bobby Lee]

He does.

[Andrew Santino]

He works for us.

[Bobby Lee]

I've literally. Have I ever met you, Richie?

[Richie]

Like twice before?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Where?

[Bobby Lee]

Where. Where do we meet each other?

[Andrew Santino]

We met him at seven. Nikki. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Richie]

I edit all the clips for Bad Friends and stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes there's a clip, I'm like, who did this? Who chose this?

[Andrew Santino]

Richie Rich.

[Richie]

It's you every time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, in your instinct, you have instincts.

[Richie]

I try my best to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Richie.

[Richie]

Yeah. What's up?

[Andrew Santino]

Told you. You're Gonna like them.

[Bobby Lee]

I love them.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, the first time you met.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You met him at seven at Keys. You know what you did? You tussled his hair.

[Bobby Lee]

I did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You tussled his hair?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you said keep on keeping on and.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's right.

[Andrew Santino]

So he got that tattooed. Keep on keeping.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you did?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Richie]

It's on my ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

He's married. He has six kids.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have kids?

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

They're all how many?

[Andrew Santino]

Three.

[Bobby Lee]

Holy moly. He's a machine.

[Andrew Santino]

His wife is Cambodian.

[Bobby Lee]

She is. You liking those? Yeah, he like it. You can play the killing fields of that game. I love that. Do you play that game with her where she wears the hat and you know. And you're pole pot.

[Richie]

No, I'm pole pot. Sometimes in bed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know.

[Bobby Lee]

Whoa. You know who Pol Pot is like.

[Richie]

A dictator, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

Emphasis on. Emphasis on dick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top 10. Probably one of the most horrifying people of all time. Of all time.

[Andrew Santino]

And he's also sponsoring the show. This episode of Bad Friends is brought.

[Bobby Lee]

To you by Killing Fields and Killing Fields.

[Andrew Santino]

So wait a minute though. I post, I post a video of fancy crying, like just bawling, crying, laughing. You guys went to get food. You guys went to go to a restaurant. Are you. And then.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, no, it's McCone's fault. Yeah. This is what happened. Okay, I'm gonna tell you what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell me.

[Bobby Lee]

I went to the gate way before everyone else, right? And sometimes I'll go. I'm eating at this place, right? There were two seats open next to me. It's at. It's not a table. It's like a bar. A bar, yeah. So then, you know, McCone and Andrea sit next to me and we order. I, I've already, I've already ordered a traditional breakfast. A traditional breakfast with eggs, bacon, right. And an orange juice, right? And in front of us is a gigantic kind of like menu that's leaning against the wall. And on the menu is this chocolatey thing that only 12 year old kids get, right? It's got 16 pieces of chocolate stuck in it, right? Whipped cream, you know, a thick straw. It's just this thing that you. Why would anyone get that for breakfast?

[Andrew Santino]

And why would that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but he orders it.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course. Of course he does.

[Bobby Lee]

After he orders his original meal, right? He orders it later. He goes, excuse me, is this available? And in my mind I'm like, why would you get that? He gets it, right? Of course. This thing is taller than average drinks. And there's A straw sticking out. Right. So me and Fancy share. We share pancakes often. Yeah, that's our little hobby. I go, yo, Andreas, pass me the pancakes. He hands it to me and I'm. And then I'm looking away and the pancake plate hits the straw of this chocolatey drink. It spills all over all my body, the backpack, everything. It's chaos.

[McCone]

But also the only reason it was.

[Carlos]

In front of you is because you.

[McCone]

Took a. I didn't even get a sip before my first sip. You're like, let me try this.

[Andrew Santino]

And you put it right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right in front of you. Okay. Yeah. All right.

[Andrew Santino]

So he didn't even get the drink.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Richie]

So.

[Andrew Santino]

So really, it was yours.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You technically.

[Andrew Santino]

Check it out. You paid for it and you spilled it and you were the only one that drank.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, Technically yours. So now I'm drenched in this sticky, thick fluid.

[Andrew Santino]

Chocolate.

[McCone]

Chocolate brownies in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Yeah, it's all sugar.

[Andrew Santino]

Why would you get.

[Bobby Lee]

That's his fault.

[McCone]

It is so good on the picture.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So you have such a deprived child.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So now my backpack is drenched with this chocolatey thing. I'm drenched with that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

So what does one do? I look at the immediate first Clothing store.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

It was like a sports store, right? Yeah. And I bought a complete different outfit.

[Andrew Santino]

You bought an Arsenal jersey. And you bought.

[Bobby Lee]

And I don't know why he laughed the way he did.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, cuz he saw you trying it on and he says in this video you might be able to hear it. Calm down. Just say it.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby opened the feeding room completely naked, asking for scissors.

[Andrew Santino]

So you. So you're butt naked and you open the fitting room door and they're there. Cuz you want scissors.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I defend myself?

[Andrew Santino]

Cut the tags off.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you defend myself?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

It was just a prank. It was a ploy.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Because I had a fart brewing and I knew the tags were in the back of these new pants, so I was going to turn around and him grab it. He had to lower himself too. And you know what I mean? And then I would fart in his face.

[Andrew Santino]

But it never happened.

[Bobby Lee]

It never happened because they didn't have scissors. No.

[McCone]

Yeah, you have made me pull them off manually.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, I go do it manually.

[Andrew Santino]

But did you fart on him while he was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. So it did get. I pulled it off.

[Andrew Santino]

All right, good.

[Bobby Lee]

I did pull it off. But I did answer the door. But can I just defend myself real quick?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not as If I didn't look below and see what feet are in front of the. Yeah, I memorized the shoes.

[Andrew Santino]

It was our friend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you can always tell fancy shoes. They're 12 year old boy shoes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They're a little boy Velcro.

[Bobby Lee]

So I opened it up and then lo and behold, there's other people watching as well. But I'm in my underwear, so I'm not completely naked.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I don't know why he would react like this.

[McCone]

It was so fun. And you also had me buy 12 wet wipe packages.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, well, you need 12.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Because one is not enough.

[Bobby Lee]

One was enough.

[Andrew Santino]

It was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So we gave 11 to the waitress and she couldn't believe it.

[McCone]

She was not about to accept your tip. It took a lot of finessing for you to do.

[Bobby Lee]

You know why? Because this lady gets on her knees with, you know, a towel and stuff. It's just wiping down my backpack and the ground. She doesn't need to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

And you tipped her. Yeah, yeah. What did you give her?

[Bobby Lee]

100 bucks.

[McCone]

Yeah, it took like 10 minutes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she went down and we didn't ask for that.

[Andrew Santino]

Why did you. What did you ever say? Stop, you don't have to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

I kept going, you know, she said, no, it's my job. It's my job. And I had to get, I had to tip her.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And so then I had him go get me wet naps. You got a little bit more than I asked.

[McCone]

You asked for $60 worth.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't, I don't know how in Europe what wet nuts cost.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think you know what they cost here. I know, I don't think it's.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know how much they cost.

[McCone]

So I bought like 12 of them.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot. He got a lot.

[McCone]

Cover my bases.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, at least, at least you were generous and you helped her out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know who you are? When we're on vacation or we're on trips like this, you are bring up, bring up Jim Carrey. Dumb and dumber handing out cash. Here you go, there you go, there you go, there you go, there you go. I mean, that is. And I'm complimenting you. We would go, we got a ride from the house car at the hotel and he handed him a hundred dollar bill. And it's nice, very generous. And the guy goes, thank you, sir. And then we took at the car again 10 minutes later, gave him another hundred dollar bill. I was like, how much fucking money are you going to give this guy, he drove us a mile down the road. That's like. That's like uber platinum.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna defend myself real quick.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm complimenting.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it. No, it sounds gross. I'll tell you what.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's awesome. I'm saying it was funny the way you were so generous.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I just say something? Okay. I don't have a lot of money, so let me just say something. Okay, What I want to say is this. At the comedy, we go up at the Com. I get how many times am I at the Comedy Store?

[Andrew Santino]

Too many.

[Bobby Lee]

A lot. Yeah. And they're every night.

[Andrew Santino]

Every night.

[Bobby Lee]

Basically a house comic there.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So every two weeks I take that money. So what I'm giving people isn't like money out of my bank account or anything like that. It's like, that's just, you know, because we do like bring your rooms, they'll give you cash. Like, yeah, here's 3, 400. Right? I don't spend that on anything. I do it. I use that as tips.

[Andrew Santino]

Shadow cash.

[Bobby Lee]

Shadow cash, yeah. Yeah. It's not as if I'm like, you know what I mean? Rolling in it and I'm like, you know, I mean, here's money for everybody. No, it's just like shadow money. It's like, you know, what's another shadow money sometimes?

[Andrew Santino]

What the fuck is shadow money?

[Bobby Lee]

I made it up.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. What does that even mean?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

I like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shadow money.

[Bobby Lee]

It's money that, you know, when my.

[Andrew Santino]

Wife is like, why did you buy that? I'm like, baby, it's shadow money.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's shadow. It's shadow money.

[Andrew Santino]

What does that say? Refers to a concept with a financial system that includes money like claims created through a repurchase operations and other non banking official intermediators. Shadow money, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

In. In that. In a way, I guess that doesn't make sense. I don't know what that meant, but.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, makes perfect sense.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Playing a crucial role in the shadow banking system. It's a broader concept just for an illicit finance and can accomplish legitimate, albeit less regulated financial activities. Shadow money, baby. Yeah, it's a legitimate term.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So I use that.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you hear that somewhere?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

This is insane that it's a real thing. You know when you guess something and you're like, I'm probably wrong and it's right and you're like, well, fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, sometimes I like to make my. My makeup. Terminology.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you do all the time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do it all the time. I don't know if it makes sense or not.

[Andrew Santino]

Shadow money makes perfect sense to me.

[Bobby Lee]

But I call. I've always called it shadow money. And so.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you were shadowing out a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You shadowed out.

[Bobby Lee]

Be honest with you. You know what to spend shadow money on, huh? Strip clubs.

[Andrew Santino]

That is shadow money.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So it's like.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, that's what it's literally saying right there.

[Bobby Lee]

You know that stuff goes to, like, cat litter, right? Yeah. I mean, like, I spend money on cat litter and cat stuff and dog.

[Andrew Santino]

Stuff that's out of the shadows.

[Bobby Lee]

Or. Or pool. Like the. I get a cleaning guy to come over once a week to clean my pool.

[Andrew Santino]

Does he do a good job? Yeah, he does.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a small pool.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't think they ever do a good job. I. I think it's a lie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I need a poop picker upper.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, Richie is here.

[Richie]

Oh, I got you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really?

[Andrew Santino]

Richie, would you. Would you go clean up all the cat poop at his house for a good price? What would a price be, do you.

[Richie]

Think, to just clean up cat poop.

[Andrew Santino]

Around an apartment and dog poop around the outside?

[Richie]

That's like. I would take minimum wage for that.

[Andrew Santino]

What is minimum wage that you'd accept? California.

[Richie]

California minimum wage is pretty high. Honestly, I take like 15 for that. That's not that bad.

[Andrew Santino]

650 an hour? Yeah.

[Richie]

Honestly, that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. But you could get it done in one hour. So you're getting paid 16.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it would take 10 minutes.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

So here's what I would do, Richie. I would go. Here's for you to drive over to. Where do you live? In what area? Like, just because the. East. North. What? Southwest.

[Andrew Santino]

Cambodia. We talked.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah. East. East. Yeah. No, in la. East side, west side. North or south?

[Richie]

I'm in Burbank. I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

E. Yeah, yeah.

[Richie]

With the wreck.

[Andrew Santino]

She's not good.

[Bobby Lee]

With her, it's not good.

[Andrew Santino]

So we're figuring that out.

[Bobby Lee]

So Burbank to my house.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll get your software system.

[Bobby Lee]

I would probably give you to drive all the way from Burbank to my house. 50 bucks to clean my dog poo.

[Andrew Santino]

That's good.

[Richie]

I would do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's. Let's. Let's instate this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And that's a good price, right?

[Andrew Santino]

It's a really good price. But I will say this. This is the innocence of how sweet Richie is. Richie helps and does clips for me and stuff on the side. And I said, hey, Rich, I need you to do some Other clip stuff. Can you help me out? Yeah, yeah. How much do you want for the clip? He's like, like 10.

[Bobby Lee]

Low balls.

[Andrew Santino]

I was like, $10. To do work?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I go do. I'll give you $10 right now. Let me help. Let me. Give me the. You know. No, no, no big deal.

[Bobby Lee]

So, what, are your kids starving?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. I was like, rich.

[Bobby Lee]

You're really doing the killing fields, huh? For real.

[Andrew Santino]

How about this? You go to the house and clean up poop. You get yourself a hundred dollars.

[Richie]

Hundred dollars? I do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait. You're speaking on my behalf, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I'm your business manager.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's shadow money, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

It's shadow money. Okay. Okay. You do it.

[Richie]

I'm there.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

God, that's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Now I'm questioning what he's willing to do for money.

[Andrew Santino]

What are you willing to do for money?

[Richie]

What aren't I willing to do for money?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. More interesting.

[Andrew Santino]

Would you.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you good with woodwork?

[Andrew Santino]

Can you. Would work.

[Richie]

I could figure out woodwork.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you good at escape rooms?

[Richie]

I could escape.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you have a secret talent of some kind?

[Richie]

No, I.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Do you not have a hidden talent at all that we don't know?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Richie]

Honestly.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you whistle?

[Richie]

My talent?

[Bobby Lee]

Can you whistle this? At best, that's a talent.

[Andrew Santino]

Everybody can.

[Bobby Lee]

I can't whistle.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know how to whistle.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me try.

[Andrew Santino]

There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Whistle.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's not a talent. Can you gleek?

[Andrew Santino]

Gleeking is cool under your tongue. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I'm kingly.

[Richie]

How do I do it?

[Andrew Santino]

You curl your tongue.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You can't.

[Andrew Santino]

You have to load some spit under there. Gleeks were cool to do ever. Gleeking on someone in school?

[Richie]

I kind of do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Gleeking school.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I can gleek. All right. What else can you do? Put your hands together and make music.

[Richie]

Like fart.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on. Let me hear that again. That's pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you do that?

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you can Try. You can't.

[Andrew Santino]

I can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. You can't do that. What else?

[Andrew Santino]

I see why they got you on reservation.

[Bobby Lee]

What else could you do? Nothing much. Huh?

[Richie]

No, I mean, like, I do this. This is my juggle.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you juggle?

[Richie]

I could do my.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No, don't. Don't give him.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you dance?

[Andrew Santino]

It's gonna break.

[Bobby Lee]

You dance? Are you a dancer?

[Richie]

I mean, I got some solid. I got some okay moves.

[Andrew Santino]

Can I be honest?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I really miss Andres.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Kidding. Richie, I love you. I think you're great. You're here to stay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Richie]

Oh, thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

And all jokes aside, you don't have a girlfriend, you're single. Right.

[Richie]

I actually just got rejected like this week.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, you're not married and have kids?

[Richie]

Sorry.

[Andrew Santino]

Come on, man. Come on, sit down.

[Bobby Lee]

You. Dude, I really thought.

[Andrew Santino]

You thought the 23 year old kid had three kids with a woman from Cambodia.

[Bobby Lee]

I saw Amish documentary where this kid was 22. I had like six kids.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Lee]

You have nothing.

[Andrew Santino]

You just got rejected.

[Richie]

No, I just got rejected. I. I bought concert tickets and we were kind of talking and I thought it would be a good gesture and then she.

[Bobby Lee]

What concert? Depends on what the concert is.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Richie]

I got Weird Al.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a rad concert.

[Richie]

It goes on.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I thought.

[Richie]

It's a cool. That's really cool. I saw them, I bought them instantly. I thought it was a really good idea.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Dude, this kid, this is like. You remember those things when we kids, those little there. There were tiny little squishy things and you put them in the tub and they expanded.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What were those things called? That. Whatever that was. That's like. Richie is that to McCone, like he's. He needs. Just get in the tub, he'll expand. They're the same kind of you can.

[Bobby Lee]

Do with gummy bears.

[Andrew Santino]

You can.

[Bobby Lee]

You can put a gummy bear in a, you know, in a bowl with water and it'll grow overnight.

[Andrew Santino]

I want to do that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Richie. So you bought Weird Al. Al tickets. How much did you spend?

[Richie]

Not, I mean, like 75 bucks, something like that. Which is like pretty good for two tickets.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. Two tickets, 75 bucks.

[Richie]

It's just like not that bad.

[Andrew Santino]

Did you go solo?

[Richie]

Well, now it still hasn't happened yet, so I need to. I need to find some.

[Andrew Santino]

When is it?

[Richie]

It's late. It's at the end of August.

[Bobby Lee]

Richie, did you get backstage at least? No. Do you know Weird Al?

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty.

[Richie]

Not great tickets, you know, Pretty far.

[Andrew Santino]

Let me tell you something real fast.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All the ladies at home that are looking for a good man. He's six feet tall, that's taller than the average male. He's got a yearly income of. Don't worry about it. Never mind. But he can't take it to Weird Al. What kind of car do you drive?

[Richie]

No, no car.

[Andrew Santino]

That's even better.

[Richie]

George drove me.

[Andrew Santino]

George drove you? That's embarrassing. But, but, but he said, but, you know, how about this? If there's a young lady that's willing to go On a date with. With Richie to go to this Weird Aliac concert. Yeah, we'll set it up.

[Bobby Lee]

We'll.

[Andrew Santino]

We'll set them up with a nice car and everything. We'll do that.

[Bobby Lee]

You will, huh? You will?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at me. We're not going to. No, no, no. But seriously, girls, if you're interested in this gentleman, he got blown off. He got stood up. That's awful and gross, right? You got rejected. Please email carlosintheboothmail.com and if you live in Los Angeles, he can take you. You just have to submit a video saying why you'd like to go on a date with Richard. What's your full name? What's your refer. Is your full name Richard?

[Richie]

It's Richard, but I always go by Richie.

[Andrew Santino]

Everyone Richie. Yeah, but, yeah. So if you want to go on a date with Richard, can I ask.

[Bobby Lee]

Is there a dinner involved? You got to take them to dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Of course not before Weird Al. They'll. They'll throw up.

[Bobby Lee]

But where would you bring this person today?

[Richie]

I guess somewhere around, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'm a girl. So, Richie, I've never heard of Weird Al, but is it gonna be good?

[Richie]

It'll be great. Oh, he's gonna sing Yoda at the end. That's my favorite one.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Anyway, I'm pretty hungry. Are we gonna eat something?

[Richie]

Yeah, let's go to in and out.

[Andrew Santino]

Good. Yeah, in and out is good.

[Bobby Lee]

And that's good. Yeah, if you're high at 1 in.

[Andrew Santino]

The morning, it is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So where are we going, Richie?

[Richie]

A dime. We're going to, like. Like, you know Granville and Burbank. Yeah, I go to.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it good?

[Richie]

That's a good spot.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a. It's a. Yeah, it's a.

[Richie]

It's like the best I can do.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it's like a nice. It's like a nice chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it's a chain.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a nice chain. Yeah, it's a nice chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. We're driving by the street. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like. It's like what Panera Bread wishes it could be.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what I'm saying?

[Bobby Lee]

It's like a nice Granville. You would go, oh, yeah, yeah.

[Richie]

Granville's nice to cook. Good.

[Bobby Lee]

What's the best place you can take, though? Somebody, Grandpa, you let him come over.

[Andrew Santino]

And clean up poop. He'll be able to take. I was gonna say I could get.

[Richie]

A little better day.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll just give you the money. Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

All Right. So how about this?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, Granville is nice. It's like a nice chain.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good, good, good.

[Andrew Santino]

But. But if she's not hot, where does she go? In and out.

[Richie]

Yeah, in and out.

[Andrew Santino]

BK so you judge the meal on the look?

[Richie]

No, not always.

[Bobby Lee]

But. So how are you gonna. So we're gonna get you a car.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Pick you up and then pick her up. And then we gotta get you a car back from the Weird Al.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't we just give him someone's car? Carlos, he's got to use your car to go on a date. He has to use your car. Okay, great.

[Carlos]

Wait, but do you have a license?

[Richie]

Dude, I do have a license.

[Bobby Lee]

All right?

[Richie]

I just don't have a car.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, we're good. He'll use Carlos's car.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the only stipulation. Carlos has to go with you on the date. And the whole time, he's going to be trying to that girl.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

And added an element of challenge.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah. It's too easy.

[Bobby Lee]

It's too easy. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You can't get set up by bad friends. And not. So Carlos will be with you on the date trying to hook up.

[Carlos]

I'll blue Chew, too.

[Bobby Lee]

Or you sabotage it by not going to Granville and go to Mastros. Oh, and make him pay. No, and just go, oh, you can't afford this. I'll get it. Oh. Oh, that'd be a good one, Carlos.

[Andrew Santino]

How dare you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be a good one.

[Carlos]

I do want to do that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's gonna die.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And then instead of. Instead of Weird Al, you're like, oh, I'm going to Coldplay. No. Oh, no. Oasis. London.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's get on a plane.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's get a plane. Now that's hot. But I only have two tickets.

[Andrew Santino]

Sorry, Rich.

[Bobby Lee]

Sorry, Rich. What would you do? Get revenge, Rich.

[Richie]

I would say Weird Al's playing Yoda in the encore. We can't miss it.

[Andrew Santino]

How many times have you seen Weird Al?

[Richie]

Never. I can't wait. I'm really excited.

[Andrew Santino]

Where is he? Playing the Great Kia Forum. What?

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Wow. He can sell the key of Forum.

[Richie]

Yes, sir.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

You're a die hard.

[Richie]

I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

He's into it. He's into it.

[Richie]

I've been dying to go.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Hello, friends. Oh, my God. You know what? You know what I need?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Every night? Hellofresh. Because I like good ingredients, I like good food, and I also. It saves time.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Bluetooth, you guys, without bluechew, sometimes it doesn't happen for me, sometimes it doesn't.

[Andrew Santino]

And that doesn't matter.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't matter. But if you want it to happen every time, you got it. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I, you know, I'm getting older. You are as you, it's, there's no shame in that. It's gonna happen to everybody. And sometimes you have a little erectile.

[Andrew Santino]

Dysfunction or sometimes your guy's sleeping and you need to wake him up a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Bluetooth, good morning. Wake up.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Special deal for our listeners. As always, get your first month of Bluechew free. Just use promo code Bad friends at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping.

[Andrew Santino]

That's it. Join Bluechew's mission to Upgrade humanity one thrust at a time. Head to BlueChew.com for details and safety info. And big thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring our podcast. I wish you. You know him?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I've never met him. No, I have met him. Yes, I have met him. Super nice, Christian.

[Andrew Santino]

Reach out.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know him in that way.

[Andrew Santino]

Imagine if this guy could take somebody backstage.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you a Yankovic fan? At home? Ladies, you got to hit up carlosintheboothmail.com to get this guy to take you to a show. You got to live in the LA metropolitan area. Okay. Can't be someone that, when we get some of the emails, they're like, I live in Yucaipa. You're like, I don't know where the fuck that is. Do you live alone?

[Richie]

Yeah, studio apartment.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

This is nice.

[Bobby Lee]

It's nice.

[Andrew Santino]

What is Batano. What's Patano? What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know what that is, but I know what this is. And this is Arsenal fc.

[Andrew Santino]

Guys, you got an Arsenal jersey.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a slip. King in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

And thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

To thank you for London.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for London. London. We had a really fun time with you guys.

[Bobby Lee]

Could I get some stuff off my chest?

[Andrew Santino]

Go for it.

[Bobby Lee]

How about London and Europe?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, do it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Two things. I've been listening to a lot of Ram Dass.

[Andrew Santino]

Have you really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the spiritual.

[Andrew Santino]

I know who you are.

[Bobby Lee]

The teacher. Yeah. And I've been trying to meditate, and it's all because of Europe.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Some things occurred.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened in Europe?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, you and I had our issue, But I'm gonna talk about that. But I'm gonna talk about.

[Andrew Santino]

We didn't have an issue.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

We had a. I had a gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

We had a gripe, but that's mended.

[Andrew Santino]

And what did I say to you.

[Bobby Lee]

In the hallway after the gripe?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, post gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll never do that again. And I'm sorry. And I love you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And I think that's the best three beats.

[Bobby Lee]

It is.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know those in that order.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you're right. You know what it was?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You know how much I love you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

And I'm really sorry. And that won't happen again. So it was in that exact order.

[Bobby Lee]

That's okay. Because we're partners, you know, I mean, but we're also brothers and we're also sisters.

[Andrew Santino]

Sister. Sister.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

They should remake it with us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Sister. Sister. The tale of two sisters that's another horror movie. That's a Korean movie. Do you see it? Let's go back to my gripes with gripe.

[Andrew Santino]

Gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe, gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, there we go. The week leading up to the gripes. Why are you nodding your head, Richie? You weren't there.

[Richie]

I want to know about the gripes.

[Andrew Santino]

He's interested in the gripes. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. So was a great week. We went shopping in London.

[Andrew Santino]

We did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Really good meals.

[Andrew Santino]

Delicious.

[Bobby Lee]

And what a beautiful city.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

My wife got her phone stolen on day one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That was tough.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

A very London experience.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. If you had a rough experience in London. A little.

[Andrew Santino]

We landed in London and we got robbed the first night.

[Bobby Lee]

And you know what? I've been protect. I protected my phone so badly.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I told you. I was like, dude, yeah, they're. They're ready.

[Bobby Lee]

They're ready.

[Andrew Santino]

Look at the. Look at the amount of iPhones stolen in London on a daily basis. It's got. I mean, honestly, it's a joke. But continue your gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

Let me get gripe first, and then.

[Andrew Santino]

We'Ll do the London gripe it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. So the first gripe was when I first landed.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, Gripe it out.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I ask you what. Do you know what it was?

[Andrew Santino]

There was no car waiting.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm fine with that.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you? If you're gonna gripe, so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, all right, Gripe. We'll talk about some of my things then.

[Andrew Santino]

Gripe.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, so what do I say? We've had tour managers before.

[Andrew Santino]

We have.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And I want to name her name. She's great.

[Andrew Santino]

We love her.

[Bobby Lee]

And when we're in a city ready to go to the gig or a hotel or whatever, there's a car waiting for us.

[Andrew Santino]

There is? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. When somebody else is tour managing, I don't want to name the person. Right. We have to get in a gypsy cab and wait two hours. Okay. You know, it's. It's a little different.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah, it's different.

[Bobby Lee]

And also the look at his face.

[Andrew Santino]

Who, Richie?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. So. But that's not my first gripe.

[Andrew Santino]

Why don't you. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. With somebody.

[Andrew Santino]

Who is it?

[Bobby Lee]

McConnell.

[Andrew Santino]

Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

I talked to Whitney. I talked to Bert. I talked to a bunch of people about this.

[Andrew Santino]

Name somebody legitimate.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Gerard Butler.

[Andrew Santino]

He. I love him.

[Bobby Lee]

I love him.

[Andrew Santino]

Tell your little story later.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. About Gerard Butler. Yeah, yeah. He loves you.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Okay, Move on.

[McCone]

That's.

[Andrew Santino]

I swear to God, brother, I've done this to you. I've. I'VE lied to you and said, this person loves you.

[Bobby Lee]

And he's like, I. Bobby. Mom.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Shut up. That's your line.

[Andrew Santino]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, why are you blushing?

[McCone]

I know what's coming, okay?

[Bobby Lee]

And I said, we're in the car. And, you know, McCone is the videographer, and you're trying to look at the buildings. You know, it's a city I haven't been to in 20 years, right? And I'm in. I'm in. I'm taking it. I'm taking in the history.

[Andrew Santino]

You're always taking it in.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm looking at the Parliament. I'm looking at the, you know, Big Ben. The Big Ben. I'm looking at the statues. You know, the history where the Beatles played on that rooftop.

[Andrew Santino]

We love that, right?

[Bobby Lee]

And there's a camera in my face now. At one point, I was like, you know what? Put it down. Because it's kind of, like, distracting me. I want to, you know. And he goes, no. I go, I'm serious, McCall. Just put it down. Because I'm trying to enjoy. It's kind of, you know. Nope. I go, yeah, do it. No. I go, why? He goes, because Andrew said no. So then I look at him and I go, but, you know, it's half my podcast, right? He goes, I don't care. Andrew said no.

[Andrew Santino]

The balls, right?

[Bobby Lee]

So now, everyone listening right now, this is what I have to do now. I gotta call Andrew to call McCone to say no.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Did I say shove a camera in his face and when he says stop, don't stop. I never said that.

[McCone]

No, but there's a history on tour where Bob, you like to, you know, okay, put the camera down. But it's like, for the bit. And, like, you're always. Your point.

[Bobby Lee]

You're.

[McCone]

You're a good actor. Sometimes I don't know what's real and what's fake.

[Bobby Lee]

And I thought you were manipulation at this high zone. This is Fargo. I rewatch Fargo. You're Minnesota people, dude, it's Fargo.

[Andrew Santino]

They all manipulate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they manipulate. You act. All incident, but then you're shooting somebody in the face.

[McCone]

Well, they're putting people in the woods from Minnesota. The Tudors weren't from Minnesota.

[Andrew Santino]

Here's the deal.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you hear that tone, though?

[Andrew Santino]

I heard it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you. I heard it right now. You just did it literally. Right.

[Bobby Lee]

That tone was no. When he was in the car. Right.

[McCone]

And I do apologize for that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

And I never told you to keep rolling when he says stop.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, yeah. Also, what?

[Andrew Santino]

There.

[McCone]

There have been times where I'll look over when Bobby's like, stop and I'll look to you.

[Andrew Santino]

And you go, yeah, if it's fun.

[McCone]

I know. And this was so fun. We were going by buildings.

[Bobby Lee]

He was like.

[McCone]

He was like, ah, it looks like Auschwitz. It was. So he was just throwing out gold constantly.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. That's gold.

[Andrew Santino]

It's bronze. The point is, McCone and I. And Bobby and I had a real conversation about it. McCone is there to do. That is his job. But he kept doing too much of his job when you asked him to not do his job. And how is he being punished? And I'll tell you. He's been sleeping at the studio.

[Bobby Lee]

That's right.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no, I'm not kidding.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I know what the story is.

[Andrew Santino]

I came in this morning.

[Bobby Lee]

I know the story.

[Andrew Santino]

To go get stuff.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And he's sleeping here.

[Andrew Santino]

He's sleeping on the couch in the studio.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I was like, hey, buddy. And he goes, hey. I go, what are you doing? I couldn't, I guess is where I had to go. I said, do you need somewhere to sleep, dude? No, I kind of like it here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So he's self. He's self bashing. He's doing it to punish himself.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the apartment that he has, something happened. There was a gas leak or what happened?

[McCone]

It's. It was built in like 1906. And they're repainting it so they sanded. And now there's just lead paint dust in everywhere because they didn't properly cover our windows.

[Andrew Santino]

And his landlord legally has to give him money to go somewhere else. And his landlord was like, no.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[McCone]

And then my renters insurance doesn't cover any of that either.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow. So you're staying here? Yeah. Okay. He's taking a shower at your house tomorrow.

[Andrew Santino]

No. Where'd you shower today?

[McCone]

I didn't shower today.

[Andrew Santino]

Let him stay at your house.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I already have three Filipinos staying there.

[Andrew Santino]

What's one more? Minnesota.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So. So that established though. No, hold on, hold on. That argument though, of like you thought I was joking. Yeah, maybe the first time. But I said like three or four times. And then it got to the point. Then it got to the point where I had to actually call Andrew at that point. You would think that I wasn't joking.

[McCone]

No, I know. And then I stopped.

[Bobby Lee]

He did stop that after Andrew called you.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. I told him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. The people that I've talked to about this. That's Fireable.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, what do you think? Do you want to fire him?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I don't.

[McCone]

But I think the moral is we. We reached an agreement where we established a safe word, which he did, and I think. I think it's a great.

[Bobby Lee]

He did.

[Andrew Santino]

First of all. Yeah, that was for you. I said, let's have a safe word when you really don't want to be filmed.

[Bobby Lee]

Can this be the safe word? Stop.

[Andrew Santino]

No, because.

[Bobby Lee]

Why is stop not the safe word anymore?

[Andrew Santino]

Because stop with you is playful. It's got to be a word. It's. Here's the thing. When you're having. When you're playing character. Sex with someone you're having sex with.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

And they have to have a safe word that's offbeat, so they know it has nothing to do with what's going on. Yeah, like. Like Ricky Tiki Tembo. No, sir Rembo. You have to do that. And I'm not. That's not a. That's an Asian thing, but it's not an Asian thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that's the first gripe.

[Andrew Santino]

May we move on to this gripe, too?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Where is Carlos, by the way? You get.

[Bobby Lee]

Because this next gripe is about you. And this one was. Oh, my God, I could not believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

Go on.

[Bobby Lee]

I will.

[Andrew Santino]

Because I've got some. I've got.

[Bobby Lee]

You got one.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, I have something to talk to him about.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. This one was.

[Andrew Santino]

Huh?

[Carlos]

What happened?

[Andrew Santino]

Let him fill up.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what happened.

[Andrew Santino]

What happened?

[Bobby Lee]

All right.

[Carlos]

Not with him. I don't know.

[Bobby Lee]

No, but with me. Do you know what happened with me?

[Carlos]

Yeah, you made a huge deal about it.

[Bobby Lee]

When? At the.

[Carlos]

In. In Ireland.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Carlos]

We got in a tiff.

[Bobby Lee]

No, we didn't get a tiff. You got a tiff.

[Carlos]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. When I said, are you mad? You said, I'm not mad, which was very scary.

[Andrew Santino]

Which means he's mad.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It's like when you say stop, but.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't want Jedi mind tricks.

[Andrew Santino]

You do a little Jedi.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. If you're a Padawan, you grow up in that lifestyle.

[Andrew Santino]

Gripe. Gripe too. Gripe too. Padawan.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, here we go. So I just want to tell people, listening, hello and bonjour.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And what I want to also say is this, is that, you know, when you're on a tour, right. You. After we don't eat all day.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you. You usually don't.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but still, I mean, a lot of the people's complaint is after the show.

[Andrew Santino]

Food.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Like, we're hungry, and so what the other tour manager would do.

[Carlos]

Okay, the thing I did in London the first night.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he.

[Andrew Santino]

Getting a little sticky.

[Bobby Lee]

Did he? He did, yeah.

[Carlos]

It's where you ate Nessa.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's not true. You know who came up with that?

[McCone]

Your friend.

[Bobby Lee]

My friend. Do you remember that? I do, yeah. Yeah.

[Carlos]

I had reservations.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, she did it. I. I was in the car when she called, like, can we get a table of 15?

[Carlos]

Oh, I'm talking about the night before.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm talking about show night. Okay. I'm talking about show night.

[Carlos]

Yeah, but we can't let go of, like, other nights I did for you.

[Bobby Lee]

But the other nights we can figure that out. Wait.

[Carlos]

We talk about gripe zero, which was that you didn't like your seat on the plane because it was business and not first, even though they have the same seats.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, God. Dude, I didn't have a gripe on that. How dare you?

[Carlos]

My only complaint is that Robin Thicke was in first.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you were mad because Robin. You did say that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not the gripe. The gripe is this.

[Andrew Santino]

You said, why the. Is Robin Thicke at first, and I'm not.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, he cut ahead of me. I'm in line for first. He cut ahead of me. I go, why the Is Robin Thick going. Cutting ahead of me?

[Andrew Santino]

He's so famous.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but he's so handsome too.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I don't mind following Robin lick, Rick. I can't even talk Robin Thick into the plane. But I had to wait another 20. Anyway. Stop, stop. You're right. Here's another thing about that plane, okay? Is it's the. I've never been on a plane like it. Where you're facing. So I'm facing this way, and there's a dude facing this way. Right? And our heads are this close. Like, his head's right here, and we're right. And there's a little wall that you can pull up, but you can't pull that up until the flight takes off. Right, Right. So I'm just kind of. And he's coughing, right? And I'm like. And then I go, can I bring the. And they're like, no, not too big. Now I can't. You know, it's weird.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

So I complained about that. I'm sorry. Okay. But I'm grateful for the fight. No problem.

[Andrew Santino]

Gripe. Go on.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's go.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's go to gripe because I'm gonna wedge mine in real fast.

[Bobby Lee]

You wanna do it now?

[Andrew Santino]

Night one, I said, okay. He's bouncing around.

[Bobby Lee]

Who?

[Andrew Santino]

You know Carlos?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And I said, are you high?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, here we go.

[Andrew Santino]

And what did you say to me?

[Carlos]

Oh, I said, no, but that's because I forgot I was high.

[Bobby Lee]

No, no, no, that's too high. No, if you're so high you forgot your high. That's high.

[Carlos]

It's because I took all my edibles on the plane when we landed because I thought we were going to go through customs.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, first of all, I told you not to bring anything through.

[Carlos]

Yeah, but it's fine in the air.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

I said, are you high?

[Bobby Lee]

International.

[Andrew Santino]

And you said, no. And then I. And then McCone ratted you out and said he bought weed from a guy in the park.

[Carlos]

Oh, no, that was Brad. He gave it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, yeah. Gave you weed in the park and you smoked weed with him in the park?

[Carlos]

Yeah, it was fun. It was like a real British experience. It was like Ted Lasso.

[Andrew Santino]

What's British about smoking weed in the pud? That's a British thing.

[Carlos]

Yeah, there was. It was British grass that we were sitting on.

[Bobby Lee]

It is British grass.

[Andrew Santino]

I get it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I've never had British.

[Andrew Santino]

God save the.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to my gripe.

[Andrew Santino]

Gripen.

[Carlos]

Okay, so, Arian, about forgetting. I can't believe I fucking did that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

No, it's okay. I just wanted you to tell me the truth.

[Carlos]

No, I mean, I'm always gonna be honest with you. If I forget, it's just the brain sometimes goes, man, I understand.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you. So we're in Dublin. Okay. And.

[Andrew Santino]

Lovely city.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. Lovely city, that hotel.

[Andrew Santino]

Lovely city.

[Bobby Lee]

I went back twice for that lunch.

[Andrew Santino]

I know. You ate it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's phenomenal. This is all Papa needs for nutrients.

[Carlos]

Okay, so you had food at your hotel already. You could have just went there and ate.

[Bobby Lee]

Hold on. Okay, I see what he's doing.

[Andrew Santino]

He's good.

[Bobby Lee]

Today. I just want to let you know how the human body works, okay? There's something called breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. It goes breakfast, lunch, dinner, and since.

[Bobby Lee]

We'Re in Europe, you get a second breakfast.

[Andrew Santino]

Always. Yeah, you have to.

[Bobby Lee]

You always have to. Okay, so, yes, I had lunch twice, two days in a row at the hotel. What do you call it? Cafe.

[Andrew Santino]

Cafe, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. Soft sandwiches, tomato soup, little side cheese plate, some greens, and. And a beverage of some sort. Yeah, Beautiful.

[Andrew Santino]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, so. And I ran into that old Joe Walsh. Remember I told you crazy.

[Andrew Santino]

You run into Joe Walsh.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm outside. You hear about that? I'm outside of the hotel and I'M smoking a cigarette, and I've just been thinking about you. Because this is the day after. This is when I'm ready, waiting for my car for the airport, the BMW X5.

[Andrew Santino]

Go on.

[Bobby Lee]

What is he doing?

[Andrew Santino]

I got. I'll tell him something.

[Bobby Lee]

He booked anyway.

[Andrew Santino]

Joe Walsh, he booked a fucking Prius for me to go back to the airport.

[Bobby Lee]

Well.

[Andrew Santino]

He booked a Prius. I have five bags. I've been gone for three weeks. He booked a Prius. The Prius shows up, I go. I go, I can't get in this.

[Carlos]

Andrew. They don't have Priuses on the black lane, so.

[Andrew Santino]

Hey, hey, hey, Bob, it was a Prius.

[Bobby Lee]

I believe you.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a Prius.

[Bobby Lee]

Wholeheartedly, my friend. I'm on your side.

[Andrew Santino]

It was a Prius, Andrew.

[Carlos]

I'm on your side, too. I think we should call corporate.

[Andrew Santino]

I was a Prius, and I go, I don't think my luggage can fit in there. There's. My wife and I have five bags. We've been traveling for three weeks. Go ahead.

[Bobby Lee]

When I get. When I get gripes, my ear, it just. Yeah, okay. Command two. Mine.

[Andrew Santino]

Go for it.

[Bobby Lee]

Right, so the show's over. It's about 8:30.

[Carlos]

I've been working 14 hours.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's your job. The job entitles a lot of things.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a big job.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a big job, sir. Okay, so Andre Andreas is there with us.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes, he is.

[Bobby Lee]

And no joke, I turned him and I go, what are we gonna go eat? He's like, I don't. I don't. We don't have, you know, plan.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, Rich, you do an impression.

[Richie]

We don't have a plan to go to the restaurant.

[Bobby Lee]

Perfect. Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Or French by fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

French, France, Spain. They touch.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, well, that's interesting because, you know, usually a tour manager sets it up. Sets it up, right? And he goes, I'll be right back. And he, I guess, goes to Carlos and goes. Bobby is telling me, you know, I mean, to get that, you should already have that arranged. Right, so now we're talking to. By the way, that show was amazing in Dublin.

[Andrew Santino]

It's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. We had these dancers go up on stage.

[Andrew Santino]

The Irish dancers.

[Bobby Lee]

The Irish dancers.

[Andrew Santino]

So fun.

[Bobby Lee]

We danced with them.

[Andrew Santino]

I loved it.

[Bobby Lee]

And it was pure joy.

[Andrew Santino]

It was magic.

[Bobby Lee]

It crushed.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was magic.

[Bobby Lee]

So afterwards, I'm with. There's three Irish lady dancers, a male.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And we're chatting it up. We're backstage.

[Andrew Santino]

We're raz. We're Raz.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What a victory. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, Big dog.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. And, you know, we're hugging, and all of a sudden, this is what I hear. And I'm not making this up. Fuck you, Bobby.

[Carlos]

That is.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I. No, that's the tone. That was a tone.

[Carlos]

That's the tone. That's not the words I said.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh. It was a road word. I'm sorry. I don't. I saw the movie once.

[Andrew Santino]

What were the words? Yeah. I wasn't there for this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

I'm working, Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm working, Bobby. You. But there were some swears.

[Carlos]

No, there were no swears. It's just tone. You're right on tone.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's screaming at me, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

With. I'm with these people.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

You mean in front of friends? In front of friends. Right. Workmates.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Cohorts, if you. If I may.

[Andrew Santino]

Cohorts. Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

Show the Showbiz Experience. It's like an Aaron Sorkin show backstage.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And when he did that, I calmly walked up to you.

[Carlos]

It was horrifying.

[Bobby Lee]

And I go, are you out of your mind? Don't ever talk to me like that again. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

If you had done that to anybody, that was the artist. A road manager. Out the window.

[Andrew Santino]

Out the window.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. I don't know why you're nodding your head, McCollum. Same thing. Okay. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

You're on probation as well.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rocket Money. Oh, Andrew, I've saved so much much money on Rocket Money.

[Andrew Santino]

You know why? Because Rocket Money is a personal finance app that helps find and cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps lower your bills so you can grow your savings.

[Bobby Lee]

There are some, like, photo apps and games and stuff that have subscriptions on that just bleed money.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

But Rock, what is Rocket. Rocket Money has it on an interface where you can just easily cancel all of it.

[Andrew Santino]

So simple. It shows you how much money that you've been wasting. They help try to negotiate your bills to lower them for you.

[Bobby Lee]

The app automatically scans your bills to find opportunities to save and then goes to work to get you better deals. They'll even talk to customer service so you don't have to.

[Andrew Santino]

That's right. It's the best part. The dashboard lays everything out. A total financial picture. It is very simple. You need to get it. Rock Money's 5 million members have saved a total of 500 million in canceled subscriptions, with members saving up to $740 a year when they use all the app's premium features, you know, and a lot of people, Bob, a lot of people, myself included paid for stuff and I didn't know is reoccurring subscription base. So it's like I just didn't know these charges were happening until I checked it out with Rocket Money. And thankfully they're able to clear it all up and get rid of that stuff that I haven't used in forever.

[Bobby Lee]

Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com Bad Friends today.

[Andrew Santino]

That's RocketMoney.com Bad Friends RocketMoney.com Bad Friends.

[Bobby Lee]

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[Andrew Santino]

That is exactly right. And it's proven, by the way, we're not the only ones. You know Shopify, you've heard about it and it's been around for quite a long time now because they are helping all businesses. No matter how big, no matter how small, no matter what their growth is, they are there for you. And based on a report from EY, businesses on Shopify POS see real results like 22% better total cost of ownership and benefits equivalent to an 8.9% uplift in sales on average relative to the market set surveyed.

[Bobby Lee]

And let's face it, acquiring new customers is expensive. With Shopify's pos, you can keep shoppers coming back with personalized experiences and first party data that give marketing teams a competitive edge.

[Andrew Santino]

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[Bobby Lee]

Set up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at shopify.com.

[Andrew Santino]

Bad friends go to shopify.com bad friends.

[Bobby Lee]

Shopify.Com bad friends it's like the dog. Remember you're like, who? Who ate my slipper? And one yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the guilty dog is just. Yeah, so that's what you're doing. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

So person in the window not on probation is Richie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Richie's the best. Yeah. And so what I want to say is I, after that I went to my dressing room. No one's in there. And I sat down and I just literally went, yeah. I think I. I can't do this.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I'm not. I'm being real. I just can't do this, you know? And it was the first time I ever felt that where I was like, do I want to change things up?

[Andrew Santino]

Mm.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what I mean?

[Andrew Santino]

Do you?

[Bobby Lee]

Not with you and I.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. With.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

With them.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you why. Ram Dass.

[Andrew Santino]

What did Ram Dass teach you?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't remember. But just something of his tone of his voice and about mindfulness and stuff. So it's like I. It passed some of the rage tied to it. But it does show me that there is something wrong with. And the dynamics. And I think that we mixed fame with our employees. When you have employees and you have. You mix it with. Dude, you're getting recognized.

[Carlos]

I think this is projection, because I think that there's a whole different problem happening here. And it has nothing. Like, fame didn't even come into my head.

[Andrew Santino]

What is the other problem that you think it is?

[Carlos]

I've known Bobby since 2009. I work for him.

[Andrew Santino]

So I talked. That's so in the way that you make fun of me, saying, you let McCone in too close. You let him get in too close. You give him too much, blah, blah, blah. Then you do that with Carlos.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, yeah. I mean, of course, I have known him that long.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. But it's not like we were, like, the best of friends.

[Andrew Santino]

So you're saying you're not friends with him at all?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was. It's like, let's suppose Esther Pavinsky, Right?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

One day was just like, I want to be your assistant. Then the role changes, Right. The roles change, and you have to do that job.

[Andrew Santino]

But are you communicating that?

[Bobby Lee]

Don't you think that's just an instinct?

[Andrew Santino]

I don't know if he's got good instincts.

[Bobby Lee]

Like. Can I give you an example of this?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I was on Mad TV with Jordan Peel, and we hung out all the time. We were very close.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. He became this gigantic director.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, the roles have changed a little bit in our friendship. Yeah. You know, and I instinctually know that the things that I would say to him. I think that before. I don't think I would.

[Andrew Santino]

Why not?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I think just the rules have changed. He's in a different place, and. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He should be the same guy you knew before.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I'm saying it wrong. I think that if I. He hired me in a movie if he hired you. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

If he hired me in a movie, the roles would change, I think, is what I meant to say.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. It's not like I'd be like you. I'm not doing that.

[Andrew Santino]

But how do we reconcile?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I'm fine. You know, I mean, they have to change.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you willing to change?

[Carlos]

I mean. Yes, I'm willing to change that aspect of my behavior. I shouldn't have yelled at you, Bob, as just. As a guy. I know that was up, but did you.

[Bobby Lee]

Can we just admit, though, it was a scream?

[Carlos]

Oh, yeah. I screamed at you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish you were there.

[Andrew Santino]

I wanted to see.

[Bobby Lee]

It would. It would have startled you pretty upset. I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah. It would have started.

[Andrew Santino]

It was awesome.

[Carlos]

I didn't say that.

[Andrew Santino]

He was about to say it was awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. It was awesome.

[Carlos]

That is future projection on what I could have said.

[Bobby Lee]

But here's another thing that I have a little bone to pick with you, too, is. Is that I'm beginning to think this. This Arsenal thing was a prank. Oh, my God. So I'm going to. I'll tell you.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean by that?

[Bobby Lee]

So what are you doing?

[Carlos]

Pulling out my email. So you see it's not a prank.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

A fan made that for you.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's what I'm saying.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, you think it's.

[Bobby Lee]

So a week before we're going to London.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Carlos calls me, goes, guess we're going to the Emirates, which is, you know, my favorite sporting team. It's in North London, and I've never been to. The Emirates is the stadium that they play.

[Andrew Santino]

Right?

[Bobby Lee]

And he goes, yeah, you're gonna get a tour of the grounds and this and that. And I was literally. Did I not cry?

[Carlos]

Yeah, it was.

[Bobby Lee]

I cried because I was so happy. Did I go to the Emirates when I was in London? No, no, no. But I don't know what it looks like. I don't know. Yeah, but don't say it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I was going to say, do you think a different tour manager would have got you to the Emirates?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good one. Whoa.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Bobby Lee]

I think so.

[Andrew Santino]

Boy.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm gonna take a second. Go ahead, say something.

[Bobby Lee]

Go ahead, speak your mind.

[Andrew Santino]

That was a funny bit, the Emirates thing, what I just said. It was just for a bit.

[Bobby Lee]

It's for a bit.

[Andrew Santino]

But I think you did a good job and we do love you.

[Carlos]

Thanks, Andrew.

[Andrew Santino]

And we appreciate you. And McCone did a good Job. And we appreciate you and Richie.

[Bobby Lee]

Did a better job.

[Andrew Santino]

You did the best job, and he wasn't even there.

[Richie]

Thanks, guys.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. We got to put him in the animated show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

We don't even have a choice. Gripes out.

[Bobby Lee]

It doesn't feel better.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't feel better with that. With the gripes are gone.

[Bobby Lee]

The apologies have to be a little bit more real, I think.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't believe them.

[Bobby Lee]

No. Let's. Let's Hear it now. McClone first, and then Carlos and let's just hear these. I want to see. And you. And as a very. One of my best friends in the world.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Will you be real to see if it's a real apology?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. Let me try to. Let me just get my mindful hat on and let me open my heart.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait, it's. It's loose on the side. There it is.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Oop. It's open wide Open wide open. I'm in the moment. Okay. And I will turn my body, like, animatronic style.

[McCone]

Hi, Bobby. I just want to say legitimately, I'm so sorry that I was filming too much when you didn't want to. I just know that whenever we're on these trips, some of the best times of my life. And I really want to capture every moment of it, not just for my memory, but for the fans.

[Bobby Lee]

Stop for a second. He's already justifying it in some way. Right. I just want an apologies. He's. It's already tied into, like, why he did. Sorry, but his behavior. Pot. That's what it was. Start over, please. Open and go.

[McCone]

Bobby, I was wrong to have been filming for you as much as I was. And when you said stop, and now we have a safe word to not do that. So it'll never happen again. I guarantee it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I feel. That felt real a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. There's still a little bit of.

[Andrew Santino]

A little bit more sweet. No tears, nothing.

[McCone]

The first one was going to be sweeter, but you guys wanted a more straightforward one.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[McCone]

I was like, I'll just.

[Andrew Santino]

That's not what we want.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not what I want.

[Andrew Santino]

It's what you should want.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Interesting.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, let me say something, man.

[Andrew Santino]

Next.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Bob.

[Carlos]

Carlos here. I'm sorry I was so passionate about the show and that I let it out on you. I should have done better. I should have been. I should have done the Buddhist thing to do. Sit with my feelings. Just don't release them in anger.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you singing an Oasis song? Very good.

[Bobby Lee]

Really good.

[Andrew Santino]

Very good.

[Carlos]

And I love you forever, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Are you high right now?

[Carlos]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. All right. I didn't buy it.

[Bobby Lee]

Anybody? Yeah. Yeah. I love you forever.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Carlos]

That's like what you would say on your wedding day.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

But you're not getting married.

[Carlos]

Yeah, I've been married, so I would know.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Carlos]

Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

I know you have.

[Bobby Lee]

So, Jules, are Rudy Jewels. Our beloved? Her mom lives with me and.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

And Rudy lives with me.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. And so every other night we have a movie night. Oh, okay. And so they've been pretty open to the movies I've suggested.

[Andrew Santino]

Good.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'm trying to push Alien and Aliens.

[Andrew Santino]

I love Aliens.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you like Aliens?

[Andrew Santino]

Sure.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I thought it was very good. They're two different movies. The second one is more action packed and more Hollywood. But the first one is a masterpiece.

[Andrew Santino]

Alien.

[Bobby Lee]

But do you think they'll like it? Because I showed them Taxi Driver and they're just like.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, this is very different movies. I think they're like. I think they're like Alien.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Alien. Such a good movie.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[McCone]

They like horror.

[Bobby Lee]

I made them watch. We saw Not Talk to Me, but the other Bring Her Back. We like that. Yeah. So we watch horror.

[Andrew Santino]

She'll like it. Still like it.

[Bobby Lee]

But throw me some. Because I showed them. I'm going to show you the movies. I showed them and they loved. Think about this. Some of these movies they didn't even. They never even heard of. Right. So we saw Shawshank Redemption.

[Andrew Santino]

Never heard of that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Never saw it. Heard of it. Imagine.

[Andrew Santino]

Turn on the TV once.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, they don't have TVs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they loved it.

[Andrew Santino]

Really?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Andrew Santino]

No, I like.

[Bobby Lee]

It's easy to follow.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I like it. I like it. My point is, like, I didn't know if that would interest them.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a perfect movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Pretty good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a pretty good movie.

[Andrew Santino]

Steph King.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's right. Very good.

[Andrew Santino]

Thanks.

[Bobby Lee]

The second one is. Then we went to Scorsese. They loved Goodfellas.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah. I would hope so. So they like gangster movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. They loved Casino.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

So good.

[Andrew Santino]

So good.

[Bobby Lee]

Taxi Driver. Wow. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shocked.

[Bobby Lee]

I should have done Taxi Driver first. Before Casino and Goodfellas, maybe. Yeah. Then we went to Shyamalan. Shyamalama. Ding Dong. Yeah. Sixth Cents.

[Andrew Santino]

They've never seen it.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Never heard about it.

[Bobby Lee]

They maybe heard of it, but never seen it.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, my. And they didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

Jules found out halfway through the movie. Can I just say what she goes, was she looked at Bruce Willis? She goes, he dead?

[Andrew Santino]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Just. I. I couldn't believe it.

[Andrew Santino]

She must have heard through this.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. I don't know. She said she didn't. There's no way he did.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody knew.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Nobody from when we watched the first time knew. No one knew.

[Bobby Lee]

I know. I didn't know. In fact, I didn't even know the 50th time I've seen it.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm hearing this now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a switch every time for me.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, I'll tell you what they wouldn't like.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Paul Thomas Anderson.

[Bobby Lee]

So I was trying Boogie Nights and Magnolia. They're. It's hard.

[Andrew Santino]

I'm telling you, they would. That's not for them.

[Bobby Lee]

What about this one?

[Andrew Santino]

Wes. Wes Anderson. They wouldn't like either.

[Bobby Lee]

Aronofsky. No recording for a dream.

[Andrew Santino]

There's no way they would like that movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, then they saw Fargo. They liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

More receivable.

[Bobby Lee]

And the best one they saw last night we saw was Burn After Reading.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you like that movie? Yeah, it's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

Loved.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a Coen Brothers.

[Andrew Santino]

You know what movie you should make them watch.

[Bobby Lee]

So this is what I'm asking you. What movies should we watch?

[Andrew Santino]

Thank you for smoking.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Well, I've never seen that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's great. Oh, it's such. That's a great.

[McCone]

Harvey Dent from Dark Knight.

[Andrew Santino]

That's a great movie. You never saw that?

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, man. Tobacco executive.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a great look at the cast. Robert Duvall, Macy, Rob Lowe, Katie Holmes, Sam Elliott, Adam Brody.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

It's stacked. That movie's great.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. I'll see that.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, he's underrated.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, but how about some more evergreen movies? Like, I mean, imagine. They've never even seen Aliens, so it's like. We can go back.

[Andrew Santino]

How about like, Richie Got anything? Well, have they seen. Have they seen Social Network?

[Bobby Lee]

Fincher? No. I think maybe Jules has, but, no, not.

[Andrew Santino]

That movie's untouchably good.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so good.

[Andrew Santino]

One of the best movies I think I've ever seen.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they saw Seven and Fight Club. Two great ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Seven is so good. What sin are you? Well, you're. You're. You're.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm too. And Gluttony.

[Andrew Santino]

Gluttony and Sloth.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many do you have?

[Andrew Santino]

I'm not really. No, I'm Pride, too. Prideful. Yeah. Pride or Wrath? Pride and Pride and Prejudice.

[Bobby Lee]

Wrath.

[Andrew Santino]

Wrath. Pride and Prejudice is a movie. You should show them that.

[Bobby Lee]

Y. Yeah, they.

[Andrew Santino]

Seriously?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay. What am I. Zoom in on. On. So, pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth. I'm probably envy. No, no, no.

[Bobby Lee]

What? What you say. What you say.

[Carlos]

You're seven for seven, baby.

[Bobby Lee]

Who, me? Yeah. I'm not.

[Andrew Santino]

Wait a minute. Let's go through them. Do you have a pride? Do you have an excess.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Andrew Santino]

Time out.

[Bobby Lee]

No. He's gonna make me so fucking mad right now.

[Andrew Santino]

Hold on.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't have seven out of seven.

[Andrew Santino]

Let's find out.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but I don't.

[Andrew Santino]

Pride. Do you have an excessive belief in one's own importance or ability?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I have imposter syndrome. You know that.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay?

[Carlos]

Everyone has that.

[Bobby Lee]

And I feel like I'm a piece of. And I feel I'm a loser. Come on.

[Carlos]

No, but an aa.

[Bobby Lee]

But come. Be real. Yeah, yeah. So I don't have pride.

[Carlos]

No, you can feel like both at the same time.

[McCone]

Self loathing.

[Bobby Lee]

I have too much self loathing to have pride. Thank you, Macon.

[Carlos]

No, it's because McConnell doesn't know AA talk. You can be both prideful and feel like a piece of shit when you walk in the rooms.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you bet? Defend me. Do I. Pride.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't go to aa.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but aside from the aspect.

[McCone]

Of it, Carlos doesn't go to AA either.

[Bobby Lee]

That's true. That's true.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a wash. So no pride.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. Thank you.

[Andrew Santino]

Greed. Excessive desire for material wealth.

[Bobby Lee]

Or I literally don't. I'm so selfless with my money. You know that Jesse Johnson. How much money did I spend on her in London?

[Andrew Santino]

1700.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Carlos]

Selfless because you know that more is coming in.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not why I don't have greed. You know what? There's so many opportunities that I've said no to. Just because it's like.

[Andrew Santino]

You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, good. So that's too. That's. All right. So lust. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Cancer. Unchecked desires, especially sexual nature.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know, dude, because. Let me just defend this, okay?

[Carlos]

Say you're O.

[Andrew Santino]

7.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm not gonna say, oh, 7. But I just want to defend myself. Okay. All right. So my therapist goes. The reason the. I've. We've talked it down to this. The reason why my relationships don't work is because I, you know me, I'd rather watch porn than have sex with and be intimate with my girlfriend. Right? So I'VE cut that completely out of my life. It's been like four months now.

[Andrew Santino]

But that says unchecked desires, especially of a sexual nature. That's what you're describing.

[Bobby Lee]

What?

[Andrew Santino]

Well, you're describing that like this thing can't fulfill you, so you're doing the opposite to fulfill the sexual nature.

[Bobby Lee]

No, what I'm saying is, is that I'm ease. I can easily cut unchecked desires and move into a healthy nature. So I don't have lust.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay, good. Out.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, thank you.

[Carlos]

Oh, I'm.

[Bobby Lee]

That's. The captain said. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Out. Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Envy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Yes, I have it.

[Andrew Santino]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's one. Yes, I have it.

[Andrew Santino]

All right.

[Bobby Lee]

You wouldn't even get into gluttony. Yes, yes. Gluttony.

[Andrew Santino]

Me? Wrath.

[Bobby Lee]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

Uncontrolled anger or hatred. No, no, it's controlled. Your hatred is very controlled.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. No.

[Andrew Santino]

Sloth, laziness, or unwillingness.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. So I have three.

[Andrew Santino]

So three.

[Bobby Lee]

Three out of seven. Can we at least agree on that? That's you, Carlos. Pride?

[Andrew Santino]

None. Zero. Greed? None.

[Carlos]

Kind of.

[Andrew Santino]

No. I don't know, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Lust. Yes. Obviously. Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

Lust is pretty human.

[Bobby Lee]

Envy. Yeah. But I don't act out gluttony.

[Andrew Santino]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. Dude.

[Andrew Santino]

Under indulgence in food.

[Bobby Lee]

Overindulgence, it says.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. He doesn't overindulge in food, drink or material pleasures.

[Bobby Lee]

Material pleasures. Like sexual. Like glory holes is a material pleasure.

[Andrew Santino]

Once in a while is not that bad.

[Carlos]

I did get addicted to Gucci for two years.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay, okay. So. Gluttony.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Wrath. Yes. Saturday, Dublin was wrath. Right. Okay. Anyway. Sloth. No, I don't think. No. Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Partial sloth. You do.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? I like the way you just said that. You questioned. You know what?

[Andrew Santino]

That's real partial sloth.

[Bobby Lee]

I like how that happened in your mind.

[Andrew Santino]

Because. Because it says laziness or unwillingness to act. So you're not lazy.

[Carlos]

No.

[Andrew Santino]

But you are occasionally very unwilling to do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Carlos]

I think that's when.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Carlos]

Like, action gets disconnected from the brain.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah. When you're.

[Bobby Lee]

Like when I.

[Andrew Santino]

When you're high.

[Carlos]

When I forgot I was high.

[Andrew Santino]

Right.

[Carlos]

Because I was high.

[Andrew Santino]

I'll tell you who's a zero out of seven in.

[Bobby Lee]

In this building. Yeah. It's not you, Richie. Oh, yeah. Richie's for sure.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, this.

[Bobby Lee]

You have no.

[Andrew Santino]

You have nothing.

[Richie]

No, I don't think so. Honestly, I might be good.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean?

[Richie]

I'm not too pridey. I'm not Too greedy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not too lusty?

[Richie]

Lusty or wrathy or something?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

See, this is the problem, though. Seven out of seven. Dangerous. Zero out of seven.

[Bobby Lee]

More dangerous. More dangerous.

[Andrew Santino]

Scarier.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, scarier.

[Andrew Santino]

Because you have to have. You have to have problems. We all have to have problems and issues.

[Bobby Lee]

It's basically like that, Wow. I have no problems, no options, and I'm gonna. I'm gonna shoot up the screen. That would be rad.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah, that would be rad. That would be wrath. By the way, right before somebody shoots up something, they're like, this is wrath.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. All right. But don't you think one of these sins are gonna come to the surface? I don't think you can be 0 for 7.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. You gotta have something.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta have something.

[Richie]

I think I just got other things, you know?

[Andrew Santino]

Like what. What's your biggest.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's come up with another sin. Maybe.

[Andrew Santino]

Ah.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe there's an eighth one. Go ahead.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Which is what?

[Richie]

You know. Yeah. Handsomeness could definitely be one.

[Andrew Santino]

Delusion. Delusion.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, this is all Bible. The sins are considered to be the root of immoral behaviors that could damage a relationship with God. So the core of this is saying if you have any of these, it's just based on the relationship you have with God. Which I think is because everyone's relationship with God is unique and individual.

[Bobby Lee]

Amen.

[Andrew Santino]

So it's already flawed.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Andrew Santino]

By the way, I saw a girl today and, and, and, and look, I don't know how to thank you. I don't know how to say this, but you'll understand what I'm saying. There's a very pretty woman that was walking across the street going to church this morning when I was going to get coffee, and she was walking to the church and she was very pretty. And I was watching her, like, fix herself on her phone. She was looking at herself on the phone, like, fixing her hair and making sure she looks good. And then I noticed her skirt. I became like my dad. I was like, that's pretty short for church. It was like, great. It was like. It was short enough where. Stairs. You understand? It would be like, yeah, if you're walking upstairs and someone's behind you, they can see the. They can see the goods. So it was interesting to go to church in a short skirt. It was. I was like, that's a move.

[Bobby Lee]

It's because, like, you go to a place like Mosaic, some of these, it's.

[Andrew Santino]

Like a hip church.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a hip church, right?

[Andrew Santino]

Hot. Hot people remember?

[Bobby Lee]

I Told you. I went to that one in Venice.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're playing, like, you know, modern folk music.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, yeah. They were jamming.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Hey. Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey. And the Lord. Oh, yeah, yeah. The Lord. Hey, hey, hey.

[Andrew Santino]

I like that. Do the other song.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What?

[Andrew Santino]

Do the other one.

[Bobby Lee]

They do the Lord is coming to town. The Lord is coming to. Jesus loves you almighty. You know all that. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Love.

[Bobby Lee]

And people are up and they're. Right. But everyone is, like, dressed to the hilt.

[Andrew Santino]

And they're hot.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Is that the right word?

[Carlos]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And they're hot. Look at them. It's a. Their version of club.

[Andrew Santino]

It's a nightclub.

[Bobby Lee]

It's a nightclub without. It's a date.

[Andrew Santino]

Morning club without booze and drugs.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And they're looking for their soulmate, potential suitors. Yeah. So she comes in and maybe today's the day, right? Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

She just looked very much like she was going out. Yeah, she was going in.

[Bobby Lee]

But then you're at church and you meet. See that girl? She saw it. But then it's like, I gotta date her for three years, right? Yeah. Two years, Right. We're only gonna make out, right? Yeah. She won't eat my butthole. Probably never. Probably never.

[Andrew Santino]

You don't know, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Church girls.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know. I didn't want.

[Andrew Santino]

I met a couple of girls in church.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but you know me. I think you'd have to. She'd have to be like you, like the hottest person you've ever seen in your life to be at church and to go, that's the one. And I'm gonna commit five years or three years until I get some action. Right. You'd have to be like. You're like, I'm willing to sacrifice this time.

[Andrew Santino]

I saw one. I saw a video on Tick Tock about these. This couple, they were saving themselves for marriage. He wanted to do it. She did not. But she was like, yeah, we're saving ourselves for marriage. And they're like, well, so, you know, you can still be intimate. And he was like, no, I'd prefer if we don't kiss either. Kit, you can't kiss before you. How do you know?

[Bobby Lee]

I. Dude, I don't want to be controversial, but did I say that right? Yeah, I don't be controversial, but even. And if you're a virgin out there and you haven't had it and you're waiting for a life partner, sometimes either the male or the female, they don't know how to do it right. And they'll never Know how to do it. And, and also how do you know what's good or bad? Unless you've played the game right.

[Andrew Santino]

You got to die a couple of times.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta die a couple of times in there. Some mistakes, right?

[Andrew Santino]

I mean the Bible does not explicitly say state that kissing before marriage is a sin. So.

[Bobby Lee]

Huh, you can do that.

[Andrew Santino]

Jokes on you. Oh yeah. I want to know about Comic Con.

[Bobby Lee]

What? Comic Con?

[Andrew Santino]

You went to Comic Con?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What is there to know about Comic Con?

[Andrew Santino]

What did you do?

[Bobby Lee]

I went there.

[McCone]

For your comic book?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, for my comic book I went there. Here's the thing about Comic Con. I did a panel and there's no, there's no way of knowing that the tickets there are going to. People be in this. I panic the whole time.

[Andrew Santino]

Sounds familiar.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you show up and you're like.

[Andrew Santino]

You did a graphic novel. Can you explain to the fans, yeah, you did a graphic novel with somebody?

[Bobby Lee]

Well, I came up with a graphic novel with my friend Matthew. That's it. It's called Dead Weight. And we came with the idea this and that and then he went off with his illustrators and writers and they wrote it.

[Andrew Santino]

Wow.

[Bobby Lee]

So the premise was something that I came up with, but they wrote the story.

[Andrew Santino]

What is it?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I tell you the story?

[Andrew Santino]

Bobby Lee was just a grease stained loser scrubbing dishes in a decaying hell tower until a haunted sword showed up and everyone is building turned into flesh hungry death cultists armed with blenders, bug zappers and bloodlust. Now Bobby slashing his way floor by floor through possessed neighbors, chainsaw perverts, satanic raver armies and a hallucinogenic horde of suburban nightmares. Every kill drags him deeper into a war he doesn't understand. But the sword in his hand has other plans and it's not letting go. Destiny called. Bobby sent it to voicemail. Now it's kicking in the door with a strain. Flaming stripper pole. Is this not Karate Ghost? Wait, that sounds awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Made for animation. A bloody fun escape. Hilariously dark.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, it's. You see. Ever see the Raid? Oh yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh my God. It's one of the best martial martial arts movies ever made. It's so good. You gotta watch this movie, the Raid. It's incredible.

[McCone]

And the second.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, the second one's good too. Redemption and Kung Fury. You ever see Kung Fury?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, I saw Kung Fury.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's a combination of both things, you know, we wanted to put it in one destination. So if we Ever did a movie that we could actually make it.

[Andrew Santino]

So you did signings and stuff and pictures and everything?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And you called me from San Diego. What did you say about Comic Con?

[Bobby Lee]

I said, what a beautiful place.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that what you said?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't want to talk about how comma. Coming in that way.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we got a lot of love about our little pop up in Happy Gilmore 2. And it was short but sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. It was short but sweet.

[Andrew Santino]

I believe my. My line was. It's interesting. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that shot in it?

[Andrew Santino]

That shots in it so that. That people are liking that.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

Richie laughs.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Is that funny, Richie?

[Richie]

Oh, I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

It's not meant to be funny.

[Bobby Lee]

And our podcast is in the back.

[Andrew Santino]

It's in the back. It's the whole thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. That's our podcast studio.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, they literally. They put. They. They let.

[Bobby Lee]

That's good.

[Andrew Santino]

Wearing our merch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

It was fun. I think the Internet liked it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

That. We popped up.

[Bobby Lee]

We popped up. Sometimes we pop up.

[Andrew Santino]

Sometimes we pop up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Andrew Santino]

And let me tell you something right now, Adam Sandler, we love you. You pop us up whenever you want to pop us.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Pop us up anytime. Wow.

[Andrew Santino]

Cameos were bananas a lot.

[Bobby Lee]

I heard.

[Andrew Santino]

It's the whole movie.

[Bobby Lee]

The whole movie's cameos.

[Andrew Santino]

Also that Bad Bunny stole the show. Bad Bunny was so funny in it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

And Marcelo, who plays Bad Bunny's cousin, I think did a phenomenal job too. Marcel Funny Guy Hernandez. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's the best.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Yeah, that's.

[Bobby Lee]

I love that.

[Andrew Santino]

That's him right there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I love that kid.

[Andrew Santino]

But Bad Bunny, to be honest, really stole the show, man. He was so good in the movie. I didn't know he was an actor. Is he an actor? He is now.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

He's so much more than him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Amen.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. He barely speaks English. Amen. Amen.

[Bobby Lee]

So many times.

[Andrew Santino]

Eric Andre is in the scene.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I've had a lot of people go, great job. I said what I think my only line is. I don't even think I have a line. Yeah.

[Carlos]

You say something to Benny Safdie.

[Andrew Santino]

But yeah, yeah, say something.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I think it's pretty fascinating. For the sake of the fans that want to know, we obviously did shoot that here in the studio. They brought in their cameras into our room. Did we pod that day? We did. We did a pod and then we shot the scene, which I think inside stuff for people that want to know. It is kind of fun. They brought an entire crew here in our little tiny studio.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

There was like 50 people in here, maybe more.

[Bobby Lee]

That was so fun.

[Andrew Santino]

It was kind of wild.

[Bobby Lee]

It's wild. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Shout out to our buddy Kyle. New check for, you know.

[Bobby Lee]

And you know, it's a blessing that they asked and you know, we love Adam and it was. It's a cool thing to be involved in.

[Andrew Santino]

It was fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

Amen and amen and God bless.

[Bobby Lee]

God bless.

[Andrew Santino]

And you're gonna get into golf now.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's talk about that for a second.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, we went golfing in London.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we went golfing in London and we did a putt putt.

[Andrew Santino]

We did a putt putt.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. And.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, you got mad.

[Bobby Lee]

I got a little mad. Because it's an area that you're an expertise in.

[Andrew Santino]

You were doing not in putt putt.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You did what you were doing back. Back. Backwards putts. Yeah, it was backwards putt without even looking.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. No look backwards.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. And you would get in every time it went in. Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Not every time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Didn't we tie? Him and I, we tied.

[Bobby Lee]

It was. We cheated holes in one.

[Andrew Santino]

You got two hole in ones. You know how many I got?

[Bobby Lee]

How many?

[Andrew Santino]

Zero.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You have a problem with windmills?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, windmills are my. My vice.

[Bobby Lee]

Windmills.

[Andrew Santino]

I mean, windmills eating outside in the wind. Yeah, I have a problem with windmills both in putt putt and in real life. Yeah, I don't like windmills.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Andrew Santino]

They. They make me.

[Bobby Lee]

It's hard to catch.

[Andrew Santino]

Hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah. Eat it.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah, it was windmill. And it was a Ferris meal.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, there was a Ferris.

[Andrew Santino]

Ferris.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

I don't like the Ferris meal either.

[Bobby Lee]

I think there were more Ferris meals that wouldn't wait. You're right. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Much more fairish meals than windmills.

[Bobby Lee]

But it was. What was the place? Because it was really nice. It's called Swinger Swingers.

[Andrew Santino]

West End.

[Bobby Lee]

West End in London. And it was really nice.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, a little room there to ourselves.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it was great. Yeah. And then. And you know, can I be honest with you? And you're. You're probably gonna go, what are you talking about? But I kind of. I kind of understand maybe the general reason why people, if they're good at it, would like golf.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, yeah, it is fun to get it in the hole.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. To getting in the hole.

[Andrew Santino]

It's kind of the theme of life.

[Bobby Lee]

Life. Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Getting a ball in a hole is like our whole existence.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. I've never like done a long range because I Don't even know how to swing in that.

[Andrew Santino]

You know, I want to take you golfing so bad.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's do it then. Like a sec. Is there a seven hole?

[Andrew Santino]

You can just play seven and quit.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Andrew Santino]

There is not a seven hole. We could play nine is the number. You play nine or eight.

[Bobby Lee]

I also don't want the pressure from behind.

[Andrew Santino]

Pause.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Do I, do we get pressure from behind?

[Andrew Santino]

Stop saying it.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean? I don't like it.

[Andrew Santino]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. Especially if that's like four Koreans.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I've seen them.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes. They go like this.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

No, no. We'll go to a place that's locked off where we don't know. You can just. We'll try it.

[Bobby Lee]

Are there because I don't know. I've never done been in a golf match. Have you confronted anybody by going too slow in front of you?

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you. What do you say? Like, let's say I'm in front of you.

[Andrew Santino]

Well, usually what happens if they're playing too slow? You'll hit a ball into them. Oh, you're not trying to hit them, but you want to just scare them a little bit and go, come on, come on, move it along.

[Bobby Lee]

And do they turn around and go, hey, buddy.

[Andrew Santino]

They put their hands up, they do this thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah. We're taking our time here, buddy. What do you say? Oh, long distance communication.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. Well, because you can't. It's so fun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, No, I would do like.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, no TP tense, but celebrate.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, Something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Glitter face.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Double balloon.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

What is that one?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know.

[Andrew Santino]

This looks like you're shaking up something in the top.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah. From here.

[Bobby Lee]

Two Kachavas.

[Andrew Santino]

Two Kachavas.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah.

[Andrew Santino]

Anyway, now we will go. I will take you golfing. Please, I would like to. What's up?

[McCone]

What I was saying, did Bobby ever watch Mulholland Drive?

[Bobby Lee]

I did.

[Andrew Santino]

Oh, yeah? Did you like it? No. You didn't fucking like it. That's insane. You didn't like Mulholland Drive? That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

I liked it.

[Andrew Santino]

No, you didn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I did. Can I give you the positives? I love when you see a movie about LA and it feels like la.

[Andrew Santino]

That it felt like it's very Los Angeles.

[Bobby Lee]

So no more. It did a very felt la. And also her story I, you know, bizarre because we've met people like this.

[Andrew Santino]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. So all those things rang true for me. It's just the Ending I just didn't understand.

[McCone]

You gotta rewatch.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And can you explain to me the ending? I mean, the movie's been out for a while, so just explain it to me.

[Andrew Santino]

What do you mean the movie's been out for a while?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, people already know. You can explain the end ending to me. Just. Spoiler alert. Tell me what the ending of Mulholland Drive is about.

[McCone]

So the beginning wasn't real. She won. She won like a trip? Or like she won like the. The two old people that come in at the end. They were small. She wins like the doo wop contest in the beginning. That was the opening scene. And then the next shot is her laying down, covering her face with the pillow. That's her going into the dream state because she was in love with the brown haired girl. So she invents this fantasy where she's like, helpless and needs her and they're gonna like, discover this whole thing together. But she actually hires a hitman to kill her. So then she's hoping that the hitman is incompetent and like the guy that she's sleeping with, the director, like, he's getting cucked by Billy Ray Cyrus. So the whole first two acts are all like her fantasy. And then after they open the blue box, that's back to her dark, sad reality. And like, there's all these interpretations of the box represent.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I see. So I saw those aspects of it. That's her real reality. Yeah.

[McCone]

So you should re watch it.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna re watch it. Okay, now I get it. It's good. It's real good.

[Andrew Santino]

You got it, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't get it. Oh, I just. Well, also, I was like, I hadn't slept in two days.

[Andrew Santino]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I was kind of half watching it going, it seems. Why is she here? Well, these shady people.

[Andrew Santino]

It's very. It's very fantastical in its approach. It's almost like.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, we're gonna rewatch it.

[Andrew Santino]

That's fine.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to.

[Andrew Santino]

You didn't like it. I know you didn't like it.

[Bobby Lee]

I loved it.

[Andrew Santino]

I can tell. I can tell.

[Bobby Lee]

Anyway, thank you for being a bad. Who.