Bad Friends – "Make God Raff"
Hosts: Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino
Guest: Pete Holmes (joins midway)
Date: May 4, 2026
Episode Overview
In this lively episode, Bobby and Andrew kick off with character impressions and quickly spiral into playful banter about hosting houseguests, cultural habits, classic movies, dating stories, and the "ways of the white." Pete Holmes later joins for an extended, improvisational discussion about race, comedy, and quirky cultural habits. The energy throughout is spontaneous, irreverent, and deeply self-deprecating, with the cast riffing ceaselessly and peppering the show with sharp one-liners.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Character Impressions & Show Opening [00:00–00:24]
- Andrew riffs as “Andrew Rice Clay"; Bobby introduces “Sebastian Manischewitzvir."
- The pair quickly break character, poking fun at their bits and declaring themselves "bad friends."
Quote
“Hey, how you doing? I'm Andrew Rice Clay.” – Andrew Santino [00:02]
2. Animal & Human Houseguest Limit Jokes [00:39–02:21]
- Andrew talks about having "a bunch of Filipinos" living in his house, jokingly comparing occupancy limits for pets and humans, which Bobby quickly steers away from crossing lines.
- Riff on local laws about pet limits, joking about weaning and permits.
Quote
“Careful now. I don't think animals and Filipinos should be...” – Bobby Lee [00:49]
3. Neighbors, Musicians, and Family Dynamics [01:30–03:02]
- Exchange about a musically inclined neighbor and surprise that Bobby lives near a singer.
- Andrew clarifies he lives with family friends who are Filipino, naming Jules, Issa, and Honey.
4. Movie Night: Showing Americans Classics to International Guests [03:54–14:33]
Andrew’s “Must See” Movie List
Andrew tries to introduce his Filipino housemates to iconic films:
- Tried “The Exorcist” – found it dated.
- Double feature: “Mad Max: Fury Road” and “Furiosa” were big hits.
- They’ve liked some Coen Brothers but find “The Big Lebowski” too weird.
- Struggle to pick films that aren’t “too slow-burn.”
Evergreen/Essential Films Considered:
- Apollo 13, Independence Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Magnolia
- Taxi Driver, Dog Day Afternoon, Revenant
- Fight Club, Oldboy, I Saw the Devil, Best in Show, Office Space, Galaxy Quest, Napoleon Dynamite, Battle Royale, Drive
Insightful Exchange
“They don't do slow burn.” – Andrew Santino [07:12]
“That's why I'm scared of the Godfather.” – Andrew [07:14]
- Bobby suggests classics like Die Hard, Speed, Terminator 2.
- They riff on what sequels surpass originals, and their preferences for Wes Anderson’s films.
Quote
“You want comedy, let’s… No, no, let’s go start with action…” – Bobby Lee / Andrew Santino [13:40–13:45]
5. On Bruce Willis & Movie Stars [14:41–15:11]
- Emotional talk about Bruce Willis's declining health and his legacy in action cinema.
Quote
“It's so sad we're watching a legend die in front of us.” – Bobby Lee [14:55]
6. Dating Story: “You Look Like Lord Farquaad” [17:38–21:12]
- Story about McCone trying to talk to a woman at the bar. Bobby, buzzed on edibles, tells him he looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek.
- Bobby encourages McCone to use the line “I’m Lord Farquaad, at your service” as an opener—it surprisingly charms the women until one reveals she’s a lesbian, prompting McCone to do a “black power” fist, bewildering everyone.
Memorable Exchange
“He asked for the girl's number and she said, 'I'm a lesbian.' And then he puts his black power fist up.” – Bobby Lee [19:58]
7. Hand Gestures White People Can/Can’t Do [24:35, 77:00–78:25]
- Dissects which hand gestures are considered “white” hand signals (waving, peace, shaka, heavy metal, NOT black power).
- Pete Holmes joins in, confirming which gestures are acceptable and riffing on the “Hang loose” sign and others.
8. Cultural Habits: "Way of the White" [43:56–79:43]
- Andrew expresses a desire to learn “the way of the white”—Bobby and Pete list quirky “white” habits:
- Baking soda or batteries in the fridge
- Freezing jeans to remove smoke smells
- Gallon of milk on the dinner table
- Never waiting for the gas tank to empty before refilling
- Quarterly tax payments
- Microwaving coffee
- Pete mentions the “soul shake” and getting folded into other cultures.
Quote
“The ways of the whites.” – Bobby Lee [43:57]
9. History, Stereotypes & Race in Comedy [55:16–64:43]
- Spirited discussion about racial “ownership” of celebrities, the “racial draft” concept from Chappelle’s Show.
- Who gets to “claim” figures like Whitney Houston, Tina Turner, George Foreman, Björk, Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
- Jokes about Shane Gillis’s SNL controversy and how “context” can shift the fallout.
Quote
“You’re trying to say, like Chappelle Show, the racial draft.” – Pete Holmes [63:22]
10. Comedy & Friendship Dynamics [69:50–73:40]
- Talks about beefs/friendship jitters in the comedy world (Eric André, Robbie Hoffman), and how misunderstandings linger.
- Gentle introspection about trauma, creativity, mental health and how it plays into comic energy.
Quote
“Sometimes you don’t have to [do anything to have beef].” – Bobby Lee [74:57]
“We don’t see the world the way it is, we see the way we are.” – Pete Holmes [76:18]
Notable Quotes & Moments
- "You look exactly like Lord Farquaad from Shrek." – Bobby Lee [18:34]
- "I would marry Candace Owens right now. Oh my God." – Bobby Lee, on diversity in dating [27:59]
- "We don’t see the world the way it is, we see the way we are." – Pete Holmes [76:18]
- "The ways of the whites." – Bobby Lee [43:57]
- Discussion about "Make God Raff" as a potential memorial sign at the Comedy Store [33:29–34:39]
Pete Holmes Joins: Deeper Banter & Improv (From ~[49:39])
- Pete shares in the “ways of the white” bits: penny loafers, Girl Scout cookies, quirks about protein bars, and more.
- The trio spiral into improv regarding cereal brands, racial “ownership” jokes, and performer/comedian habits.
- A warm, lively rapport as Pete engages in the show’s recurring bits and end-of-episode game ("Smallest Smile").
Show Finale: Heartwarming & Improvised [80:00–End]
- End on the “smallest smile” game — a playful, barely-there smiling contest, leading to giggles all around.
- Pete plugs his special “Silly, Silly Fun Boy” on YouTube.
Quote
“The point is, it's hard to do without laughing.” – Pete Holmes [81:31]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:02 — Andrew’s “Andrew Rice Clay” bit
- 03:54 — Showing movies to international houseguests
- 07:01–14:33 — The Evergreen Movie Debate
- 14:41 — Bruce Willis tribute
- 17:38 — Lord Farquaad at the bar story
- 24:35 — White people’s hand gestures
- 43:56 — “Way of the White” segment
- 55:20 — Racial “claims” and Chappelle’s racial draft
- 69:50–73:40 — Comedian “beefs” and introspection
- 80:00 — "Smallest Smile" game and episode wrap
Overall Tone & Takeaway
The episode is loose, rapid-fire, and full of affectionate mockery. The trio address cultural quirks, generational shifts, and the mechanics of comedy, all woven together by honest friendship and quick wit. Their vulnerability—about mental health, social anxiety, and irreducible difference—is wrapped up in constant self-satire and heartfelt laughter, making for an honest, endearing listen even at its most outrageous.
For more: Watch Pete Holmes’ special “Silly, Silly Fun Boy” on YouTube and follow the hosts on social media.
